All language subtitles for Speechless (2017) - S01E23 - C-A-- CAMP_track3_[eng]

**

Last day
of school, Ray.

Got one more in you?

[ Sighs ]

You're gonna kill us!

Aw, I love you, too.

[ Tires screech, horns honk ]

[ Beeps ]
Can't slow her down.

[ Beeps ]

Like mother, like daughter.

"I like you as a friend."

I like you, too.

"See you next fall."

"I forgive you."

"Please quit texting me."

Yeesh.

I've really put myself
out there this year.

What a sad,
interesting take.

I have been rejected
by every girl in my grade.

Huh. Except...

Hello, Heather G.
Where have you been hiding?

* School's out for summer

No. No, no, no, no.
This isn't gonna work.

Chill!
Everyone, listen.

Single-file,
stay in line this way.

One "Have a nice summer,
Love, JJ" stamp per person.

All right.
Have nice summer.

And be careful.
These knock-off Fabergé eggs

are worth more than you make
in a year, if they fool people.

No problem, sir. Also,
I appreciate how open you are

about your dishonesty.

* My school's
been blown to pieces *

Get in there.

Class: * Bah, bah

* No more pencils

* No more books

* No more teacher's
dirty looks *

Heather!
* Bah, bah

Heather!
* Bah, bah

[ School bell rings ]

Heather!

Heather G.!

Wait up.
So, listen.

You and I have nev--

I like you as a friend.

Summer!

Maya: Ah, 10 weeks of camp,
70 days' worth of JJ outfits.

Why so many changes?

Won't they do
his laundry there?

And trust them to use a
detergent mild enough for this?

Are you mad?

"Wait. I don't have 70 days'
worth of underwear."

You do now.

Ray and I no longer have any
days' worth of underwear, do we?

You do not.

This camp is awesome.

Horseback riding,
river rafting, zip-lining...?

All for kids
with disabilities?

I'd hate to see
their insurance premiums.

Fun, son.

"It's awesome,
and I'm going to do it all."

Just got to make sure
that knee's ready.

Let's get back to it.

You'll get there,
darling.

You're gonna be
at that camp in no time.

Are we okay here?

Mom's not gonna see her baby
the whole summer.

I thought
she'd be losing it.

What are we on about?

How surprising it is
that I'm holding it together?

I know.
Shocking, right?

Tell you what.
I am so proud of JJ.

He is gonna get
the send-off he deserves.

I will not allow
my emotions to ruin this.

You're able to control
your emotions

and contain yourself
like that?

Never tried.
Let's find out.

JJ's gonna have
a heck of a summer.

This camp
looks really cool.

So cool.
And good for him, you know?

He's a great kid.

The best.

It's just...

He's gonna have
this great summer,

and we don't get
to do anything?

Yes.

And not that JJ
doesn't deserve this.

I'd love
a beach vacation,

but we spent the money we saved
for a trip on camp.

Not that JJ
doesn't deserve this.

What? All we get to do
this summer is fly on a plane,

drop JJ off,
and then fly back?

We don't get any say?

[ Sighs ]

Not that JJ
doesn't deserve this.

Agreed. But, no, we don't get
much say in stuff like this.

So if we can't fly
someplace fun,

maybe we can make
the flight fun.

We're gonna wear surgical masks
and cough on the plane

so people think
we're getting them sick?

[ Chuckles ] No, not again.
But I'll think of something.

JJ, have you been doing
the exercises I gave you?

He has. A lot.

Yeah, I can tell.
No one ever does the exercises.

Do you, like, feel better?
I mean, I really want to know.

So is the knee ready?

Oh, right. Hoping to head off
to camp, huh?

Ah, camp.

Some good memories, huh?

Oh, no. Not at all.

I was actually remembering
coming home.

Oh. Then,
that was misleading.

Yep. Came home early.
But I overdid it.

Five weeks.
How long you going for?

10?!

Are you nuts?

Well, you know, maybe it was
different for me.

I'm really close
to my family.

Well, JJ's actually
quite close to his.

This family?

Yeah?

Okay, well, then,
camp's gonna be a challenge.

But hey,
look on the bright side.

Which is?

Oh, gosh,
I have no idea.

I guess I meant,
look for the bright side.

Okay, then.
You're cleared for camp.

[ Chuckles ] All right.

So, um, what you got
going on this summer?

What are you
so happy about?

A random girl in a car
just looked at me and smiled.

That tells me my problem
with girls isn't my looks.

Wait. What's the one thing girls
who reject me have in common?

They know me.

So you want to go after girls
who don't know you.

But once one gets
to know you,

she knows you,
so, like, game over.

But what if I'm not me?

I'm interested.

I just need to change
everything about me.

Where do I start?

The way you talk,
the way you breathe,

the way you dress,
the way you chew --

This is good.
Let me get a pen.

All right, here we are.

Our final meal
as a family for 10 weeks.

I don't think I'm exaggerating
when I say

this is the most dramatic
last supper in history.

[ Chime ]

"Can we just eat?"

Yep. I made your favorite,
Dad's famous lasagna.

"Big whoop."

Hurtful.

Also not anything someone
has really said for 20 years.

Before we eat,
Dylan has a present for you.

I wanted to make sure you're
only having good dreams at camp,

so I made you
a dreamcatcher.

Ray: "Big whoop."

All right. JJ. Dylan worked
really hard on that.

"I worked really hard
on something this morning, too.

I had the good sense
to flush it."

JJ, have you
hired writers?

Can we just move on?

Ray also has something
special for you.

I'm just gonna read the room
and say "pass"?

No, darling.
Don't be silly. Come on.

I wrote a poem.

"Song of the Wind."

Nature sings her glorious song.
Tra-la-lee, tra-la-la --

Okay, so maybe the poem
can wait.

Lasagna?

Dylan: "Barf.
Just give me cereal."

JJ, what's going on?

"Well, that poem sucked,

and not even Garfield
would eat Dad's lasagna."

Oh.

So it's JJ who's gonna
make this terrible.

Garfield
would eat my lasagna.

Right, emergency family meeting
minus JJ plus Kenneth.

Thank you for being here on your
first day off the clock.

I just want to be clear

that this will not be
a regular thing.

I'm transitioning
into summer Kenneth.

The shell necklace
is already on.

It only gets more tropical
from here.

Can we just
talk about JJ?

I mean, he's being
such a jerk.

Yeah,
a lying jerk at that.

He said my poem sucked.

Mom loved it.
What were your exact words, Mom?

I said,
"That is a poem indeed."

Is he "big whoop-ing"
you?

All: Yes!

I've seen that JJ before.

He was stressed out
at school.

He used the worst slang.

I gotta say that stuff!

Okay, so he's nervous about
missing us when he goes off.

He's picking fights to make it
easier to leave.

Well,
we can't have a big fight

before he goes away
for 10 weeks, okay?

We cannot take the bait.

It's so hard
not to take the bait.

You know that.
You love bait.

I know, darling.
Bait is delicious.

But it's off the menu.

We can do this
for JJ's sake, okay?

Do we all understand?

-Yeah.
-Roger, dodger.

-So he gets it from you.
-Fo sho.

So, I was banging my head
against the wall

thinking of which
not me to be.

Then I realized they
just gave out a whole book

filled with hot, popular guys
just waiting to be copied.

Take yo-yo king
Jules Jackman.

And this was
your first choice?

Okay, get ready for Dad
to make something fun.

I can get us a layover,

a mini-vacation
in the middle of our trip,

and you get to pick where.

Okay, wow me.

All right.

Miami International
Terminal J.

The lady is intrigued.

Two miles
of moving sidewalks,

bathrooms that are cleaned
every 20 minutes,

and a tropical-themed
restaurant

that makes you feel
like you're at the beach.

Also, and this is
just a bonus,

Will Smith considers Miami

to be the city
where the heat is on,

but the [ Mumbling ]

Miami.
I want to layover in Miami.

We'll take the bags in.

Right, then!

Time to say goodbye to JJ.

[ High-pitched voice ]
Oh, I'm really gonna
miss you, JJ.

[ Normal voice ]
Oh, don't worry van.
He'll be back soon.

[ High-pitched voice ]
Not soon enough.

He's the only person in this
family on wheels, like me.

Oh, come on, darling.

I'm just trying to have a bit of
fun before all the big good-bye.

"I don't want
a big good-bye.

I don't need the drama."

Well I'm sorry, darling.
It comes as a package.

You know,
it's like cable.

If you want
"world's best mother,"

you will have to order
"big goodbye."

And Starz.

You know what,
I'm gonna stay positive, okay,

no matter
what you don't say.

I know what that look means.
It doesn't bother me.

Doesn't bother me either.

I'm a what?
That is enough!

Gosh, in a few hours,

you're gonna have
the whole summer to yourself.

"And you can get
your own life."

Oh, thank you.
I will.

I'll work on that as soon
as I've got you in the cabin.

"Why wait?"
What?

"Spare us both.
Don't come."

You don't mean that.

Fine,
have a nice summer, JJ.

**

-Maya speaking.
-Hello, Formal Maya.

You made your point.
Come on back.

No, I'm not coming back.
JJ doesn't want me.

Honey, stop it.

He's going away
for the whole summer.

You don't want to
miss this.

No, I don't, but I want to give
him the best goodbye I can,

even if that means
I'm not there.

The four of you
will be fine.

Four?
What, I have Ray and Dylan?

Oh, I am terrible at this!
Come back.

**

I found it --
the guy I want to be.

[ Chime ]
Eben Dryer.

He's cool.
Check out his picture.

Dylan:
"Photo not available."

So, we're all interested
because of the mystery.

Pretzels or peanuts?

I don't know.

You tell me.

You know what, take both.

See that?

If I applied that
to a romantic situation,

I'd have two girlfriends.

What time is it?

* Bath time!

Oh.

Hello, Maya.

I thought you were
gonna be on a plane.

Were you planning on staying
here while we were gone?

No.

But why are you here?

Oh, JJ said
he didn't want me.

Well, isn't there
some big goodbye tonight?

A bonfire that you don't have to
ruin for him to be included in?

Come on.
You want to see that.

Of course I do.
But I shouldn't I listen to him?

Maya, he needs you.

No, he doesn't.

I packed everything he needs,

got him prepared emotionally,
physically, socially...

You're convincing me
JJ doesn't need you

and not making fun
of this outfit

the day after
I stop working here?

We have about an hour
until our next flight.

Dylan and I were gonna
go on an adventure.

Your mom's not here,
so it's your lucky day.

You're welcome to come
experience the riches of Miami!

...Airport.

"I'm fine here."

Mysterious kid?

Do I want to come?
-No time for this.

Be here for your brother.
Call me if there are any issues.

Maybe I will, maybe I...

Ray!Ray!

Okay, I will.

Commencing vacation
in tres, dos, uno...

Miami!

Okay, here's why
you're going.

Sit down.

Dear God, you listened.

I know, it's madness.

JJ is not a "disabled" boy.

He is a boy.
He will push back.

Kenneth.

JJ's biggest fits
of stubbornness

come right before
his biggest spurts of growth.

You read the book --
my JJ Care Book.

Over and over.

And it's right.

Except for that part about
the transfers to the bath --

I think I have a better way
to do that.

Yeah, like bloody hell
you do.

There she is.

You used my own words
to sway me.

Such intelligence from a man who
smells so strongly of coconut.

Okay, let's go.

I've got one of Jimmy's
airline vouchers left.

It's a long flight,
and I don't like to drink alone.

Oh, you can not drink.

Do you have any idea
how stupid you sound?

This is good.
It gives me a good excuse

to get out of something
I should not have said yes to.

I told a friend
I'd help him move.

Hey, buddy.
It's Kenneth.

Listen,
a work thing came up,

and I'm not gonna
be able to make it.

No, no, no, no!
You do not cancel on me!

Are you nuts?
-Okay, dog.

Are you kidding me?

[ Phone beeps ]

He said he'd find
someone else.

[ Indistinct announcement
on P.A. ]

Somehow it's less impressive
than I imagined.

How can you say that?
What about those bathrooms?

Mine was being cleaned
while I was in it!

And here we are.

This is the reason
why we're here.

Oh, you've gotta be
kidding me.

[ Sighs ]

Dad, it's okay.

It's you.
You'll make it fun.

[ Scoffs ]

What?

Sweetie, I wish
I didn't have to, for once,

roll the fun boulder
up a hill of suck.

You play along while I try
to wring a drop of joy

out of a blackout
or running out of gas

or a great-aunt's funeral.

I loved playing
"Who's Next?"

Don't.

I don't want to take lemons
and make lemonade.

I want to show you
the real thing,

obvious fun,
just one time.

Come on, Daddy.

**

I feel like a dog!
Whoo-hoo!

We're all dogs in Miami!

Whoo!
Whoo!

Actual fun!

Enjoy it, sugar, for both
of the seconds we have left.

[ Squeals ]

I love Mi--
We gotta go.

I love Miami!

Ah, the great outdoors.

It's so peaceful.

A man can be alone
with his thoughts.

Yeah, I did have
a lot of potential.

There was always an excuse,
wasn't there?

Dad?

Yeah, yeah.

Camp!

Hi.
The name's DiMeo.

JJ DiMeo?

She's here!

We're kind of obsessed
with your mom.

She called a lot, asking about
the water pressure, the menu,

whether the T-shirts would bring
out the green in your eyes.

They do. We're good.

Oh, thank God.

Um, where is she?

Welcome to cabin 3.

Looks like there's
just one bunk left.

"That's a top bunk.
I can't do that."

You'll be just fine.

"Tell me I'll be okay.
Give me a Mom speech."

Well, I obviously
can't match her

for rousing,
inspirational content,

but I do think
I've -- I've got the accent.

Oi, love!

Ooh, wow,
no, I can't do any of it.

Ooh!

Welcome to Maine.

Which camp are you
trying to get to?

We don't have much
going on here.

Oh, right. Well, that one.
We're terribly late,

and I've got to say goodbye
to my baby boy.

I don't suppose there's any way
you could give us a ride.

I'd like to help.

But I should warn you,
I don't have a car.

Hi!
Do you work here?

I don't know.

Do I?
What?

I need help opening this chair
for my brother.

And if you don't work here,

I'm supposed to
report you right away.

Security!

Wait, wait, wait!

No, no.
I'm like you.

My brother actually uses
this exact wheelchair.

You just have to
un-click here and...

You're a life saver.

So, why were you
being weird before?

Long story. I was having
trouble talking to girls.

You were?

You seem sweet.

I am sweet!

[ Chuckles ]

I'm Ray.

I'm Taylor.

So, I should get this
to my brother.

And then go counsel.

Would you like
to walk with me?

I'd really,
really like that.

Can't be far now.

Where there's bon-smoke,
there's bonfire.

Oh, the sidewalk ends.
Should we leave the chair here?

Campers: * She'll be driving six
white horses when she comes *

* She'll be driving six white
horses when she comes *

* She'll be driving
six white horses *

* She'll be
driving six white horses *

"Wow, actual big-whoop."

[ Laughter and shouting ]

Yes, it is
a tremendous whoop.

**

"I think I'm gonna
love it here."

Good.

Miss Mom a little less?

"More."

[ Helicopter whirring ]

JJ!

JJ!

Hello!
I need to find my son.

Have you established
a social order yet?

Where's your most popular
camper?

Maya! Kenny!

Hello! Hold on.

Oh, I'm sorry.

You didn't want a scene,
but I had to come.

I tried to find a reason that
you'd need me, and I couldn't.

So...I came for me.

I needed to see you.

I needed to see this,
and I needed to say goodbye.

So, I'm sorry if you don't want
me here, but I came for me.

"I want you --"
H-E -- "here."

And that is why I came,
for you.

This moment brought to you
by Summer Kenneth.

I asked
for two minutes.

Anyway, all of the girls at
my school talk to each other.

Why am I telling you how every
girl I meet doesn't like me?

Not that I want you
to like me.

I like you as a friend,
maybe more.

I don't want to rule
anything out.

Remember when I helped you
open that wheelchair?

That sure was nice.

I like you, too.

As a friend.

With nothing ruled out.

Oi, Ray!
Time to go.

Already?

Maybe we can meet after camp.
Where do you live?

California.

I live in California,
Orange County!

What?
I live in Orange County!

This is unbelievable!

Listen, Taylor,
I know this is fast,

but will you be my summer
pen-pal girlfriend?

Oh.

Actually, I already have
a summer pen-pal boyfriend...

...is what I'll tell
the next guy who asks

'cause I'm your pen-pal.

You faked me out!

Your sense of humor
is as wicked as mine!

I love us!

"Thanks
for bringing me here.

I'm sorry I was
a jerk about it."

I'm glad you were.

It kept me from being sad
until this very moment.

-We love you, buddy.
-You'll have fun.

Yeah,
but not too much fun.

You got this, baby boy.

JJ!

JJ!

I have a girlfriend!

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