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Ray, taste this.
I don't want to taste it.
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No, you must,
Ray, please, Ray.
I -- I have food
of my own.
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Please, just for Mommy.
Show Mommy.
Don't do this,
don't make me do this.
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Come on, try a little bite.
One little bite for Mommy.
Don't make me.
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If you love me,
you'll taste a bite.
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Come on,
taste it, taste it.
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It's disgusting,
isn't it?
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Somebody said it.
I heard it, too.
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The word.
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Them.
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Who gets
to tell 'em off?
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Whoever finishes
their drink first.
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Come on, dude!
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Done! Whose booth?
My booth.
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Is this your first DiMeo
sensitivity speech?
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I'll do you proud.
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Why, hello there.
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Starting quiet, good.
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Get them to come to you.
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Ooh,
a little sass now.
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Making it his own.
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Wagging his finger --
Yeah, wish I had that.
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Yeah, that's right.
Hand in their face.
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They don't get to talk,
you get to talk.
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He's coming back,
efficient.
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[ Chuckles ]
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So, they're never gonna use
that word again, right?
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They're having their
driveway re-tarred.
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Sorry.
Sorry!
So sorry about that.
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Who is this?
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No one told me Daniel Craig
uses a wheelchair,
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or that his best friend
was Mr. Ryan Gosling.
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Told you Mom
would think we look hot.
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JJ, I know you shot me down
when I offered
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to trick out your wheelchair
for prom
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with a special disco-mode
option.
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I respect that.
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This button is party-mode.
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"No, no, no, no!"
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Why not?
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"I get too much attention
at these things.
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I want to blend in."
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Well, good luck blending in,
'cause I'm afraid --
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boop, boop --
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your gorgeous-mode buttons
still work.
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Mom,
you're embarrassing me!
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[ Giggling ]
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Darling, are you sure
you don't want Kenneth
to help you tonight?
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Kenneth: Oh, he won't need me
speaking for him.
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He won't be talking
much at all
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once he gets
to the bleachers.
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[ Laughs ]
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You know,
under the bleachers?
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Lafayette prom night?
It's make-out city!
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Bone up on your French!
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Kissing, that is!
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I'll have
what they're having.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Who is this for?
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Oh, do seventh-graders
go to prom now?
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I'm working refreshments.
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Now they tell me I'm just
lining up cups of punch.
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There's a month of studying
Tom Cruise in "Cocktail"
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I'll never get back.
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**
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Dang!
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Ugh, balsamic vinegar
and egg nog?
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It's really more
about the throwing.
Yeah.
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**
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Hey, aren't you the guy
that got stuck
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in the school mascot
costume?
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[ Laughs ]
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I'd like to think
of myself as the guy
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who got out of it.
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"Why is she smiling
at that?"
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I've heard about this.
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I think it's called
an aneurysm?
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I'm Riley Mullins.
80
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No, I've seen
Riley Mullins.
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I just had a bit of a makeover
over spring break.
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I lost the headgear
and got laser eye surgery.
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[ Whispering ] Dude, this is her
first day of being hot.
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She doesn't realize
she's out of you league.
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What's that?
Nothing.
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I'm the best you can do.
Let's go.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Well, I'm gonna go stand
behind a bar.
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"And I'm gonna go blend in
with an 800-pound wheelchair."
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Good luck!
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**
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You ready?
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Oh, sorry, JJ.
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Hey, everybody,
JJ's here.
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JJ selfie.
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Go, JJ, go, JJ!
Go, JJ!
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Make some room,
JJ dance circle!
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All: [ Chanting ]
Go, JJ! Go, JJ!
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Go, JJ! Go, JJ!
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Go, JJ!
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**
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Why is that boy
staring at me?
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Ugh. He's just judging you
by your cover.
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Hey, she has a great
personality!
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It's so loud in here.
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We should go find
a quiet spot.
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Maybe...
under the bleachers?
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Oh, I don't know.
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I -- Apparently
at this school,
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"under the bleachers"
is kind of a thing.
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I know.
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All right, then.
[ Chuckles ]
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One moment, my lady.
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Quick question.
How do you make out?
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Think of your tongue
as a toothbrush
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and just brush her teeth.
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Thought so.
Thanks!
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What were you thinking,
giving me this?
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I was thinking
it was a nice gift.
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Don't worry. I won't make
that mistake again.
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[ Floor creaking ]
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Sorry, I-I forgot this.
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Look, I know it's not my place,
but come on, guys.
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Don't argue.
Didn't you have plans?
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Go, you know, have fun.
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We are.
This is our night.
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Fight night.
It's the best!
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We don't like arguing
in front of the kids,
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so when we feel one coming on
we write it
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on a bit of paper
and we stuff it in the bottle.
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You have a night
all to yourselves,
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and that's how you choose
to spend it?
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Yeah, it's fun, isn't it?
Yeah, we yell, we throw things.
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Jimmy has this cute little vein
he pops out on his neck.
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Stop it. Your vein
is the cute one.
[ Giggles ]
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Here, I'll show you.
[ Clears throat ]
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How ungrateful
can you be?
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It was a gift
for no occasion.
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Oh no, the occasion was,
"Congratulations,
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your fingers are the size
of sausages."
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Have you see how big?
Size of a bloody napkin ring!
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What did I say?
A-dorable.
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Uh...
Oh, don't judge us.
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Are you sure
you don't want me to?
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Because I am, and in this
argument, you're right.
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Do you know, I quite like
you being here, Kenneth.
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Would you like to stay and judge
the rest of our arguments?
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I don't what to say except...
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Judge Kenneth court
is now in session.
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**
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"Hi. Are you okay?"
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No, my ex dumped me
three days ago,
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and now she's dancing
with some new guy.
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Ha, you've realized the truth
I've preached for millennia.
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Prom sucks.
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Caroline:
I'm with you.
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I can't believe
I thought I'd have fun.
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Now I'm stuck here
for three hours.
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"Why do we have
to stay here?"
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Ooh, a prom revolt!
I'm in.
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Are you in,
the tall girl?
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Oh, no. Is this some sort
of misfits
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coming together
kind of thing?
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Because I'm cool,
just FYI.
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Okay, she just
mimed spanking him. I'm in.
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"Let's get out of here."
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Lead the way.
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By the by, I am Erebus
of Nighthollow.
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You're not
gonna question that?
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This group is awesome!
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**
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I have a confession.
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Oh, it's a prank.
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Lure me here
promising a kiss,
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then cue the guys in Reagan
masks throwing tomatoes.
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Fool me twice,
shame on Ray.
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No. Uh, the truth is,
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I didn't bring you
down here to talk.
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[ Notification beep ]
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Oh, I forgot!
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I'm spending the night at Lori's
and I forgot my backpack.
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My mom's outside with it.
Shoot.
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I'll be right back.
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Oh, she's perfect.
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I'm so sorry.
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I'm such a retard!
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Perfect may be
an overstatement.
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Young man:
Kiss or leave, nerd!
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Why be tied down, Curtis?
You're young.
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What are you,
a sophomore?
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I'm a junior.
Ooh, tick tock.
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Marry that chick.
Now scram.
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I've got customers.
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Hey, Ray.
Where's the girl?
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Riley? I'm gonna go back
and meet her in a second.
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Things are on track.
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I mean, there was one tiny thing
that kind of bumped me.
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What is the Reagan-face
kids again?
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What? No!
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It was more like
she was being self-deprecating,
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and then she used
this dumb word.
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She said...
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What?!
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Get over here!
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Stop,
that's not her!
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Well, she's here,
so she'll have to do.
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Ew,
who still says that?
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[ Growls ] I know!
I-I hate her.
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Zero-tolerance.
That is strike one.
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Don't. No, do not give her
a second chance.
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Stop convincing yourself that
that's okay.
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What would Mom say?
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She'd go off on her,
but she has that luxury.
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Mom's physically satisfied
by Dad.
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I don't have Dad.
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What happened to you,
man?
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Look, you know
I'm right, Ray.
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You can't let this go.
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Okay.
I'll tell her it's wrong.
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She'll see the light,
apologize,
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and then it's back to
"Who's your daddy".
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She is.
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You love him
because he's your brother.
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You love him
because he's your brother.
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I've reached my verdict.
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Jimmy does not have to hang out
with Maya's cousins.
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[ Gavel bangs ]
No!Yes!
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Sorry Maya, I was really swayed
by Jimmy's point
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about how hard they suck.
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So hard!
Thank you!
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The fact that Maya would not be
able to keep a dog alive
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is not a reason
she shouldn't get one.
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The court rules Maya
can get a dog.
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Yes! I'm gonna have a dog
for a little bit.
Mnh.
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The court orders Jimmy
to be a more tender lover.
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Boo!
Ha, ha!
In your face.
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Boo!
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The court,
in its infinite wisdom,
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rules in favor of
myyyyy friend Jimmy.
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[ Gavel bangs ]
Yeah, I think you're
having a bit too much
241
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bloody fun with this.
242
00:09:06,747 --> 00:09:08,448
Is Kenneth
having too much fun?
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The court rules...no!
244
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[ Laughter ]
245
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Wow. This is like,
so much better.
246
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No one's asked me,
"How's the weather up there?"
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in almost five minutes.
248
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So, what's the plan, JJ?
249
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"Go hang out
somewhere else."
250
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I like it. We'll have
our own gathering.
251
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"Non-prom!"
Yeah.
252
00:09:28,368 --> 00:09:31,038
You know, I didn't think
you guys were cool.
253
00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:33,807
But you kind of
became my best friends.
254
00:09:33,841 --> 00:09:35,943
"Feels fast for that."
255
00:09:35,976 --> 00:09:36,844
Yeah.
Yeah.
256
00:09:36,877 --> 00:09:38,946
Let's go.
[ Sighs ]
257
00:09:38,979 --> 00:09:41,281
[ Chanting "non-prom" ]
258
00:09:41,314 --> 00:09:42,783
Non-prom pride!
259
00:09:42,816 --> 00:09:45,285
We don't care
what anyone else thinks!
260
00:09:45,318 --> 00:09:47,454
All: [ Whispering ] Non-prom.
Non-prom.
261
00:09:47,487 --> 00:09:50,090
[ Whispering louder ]
Non-prom. Non-prom.
262
00:09:50,123 --> 00:09:53,593
Riley: Ray! I'm back here.
Follow the sound of my lips.
263
00:09:53,627 --> 00:09:57,130
[ Lips smacking ]
Man, this girl
has got it goin' on!
264
00:09:59,700 --> 00:10:03,704
Before we return
to the main event,
265
00:10:03,737 --> 00:10:05,172
I have something
to say.
266
00:10:05,205 --> 00:10:08,642
Earlier, a word was spoken
that kind of threw me.
267
00:10:08,676 --> 00:10:10,978
You said "retard."
268
00:10:11,011 --> 00:10:12,579
What? Uh-- Oh.
269
00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:14,181
I didn't mean it
literally.
270
00:10:14,214 --> 00:10:15,615
I meant, like, "dumb."
271
00:10:15,649 --> 00:10:17,785
Oh. So you're sorry.
Great. Apology accepted.
272
00:10:17,818 --> 00:10:20,988
I wouldn't say I'm sorry.
I didn't intend it as offensive.
273
00:10:21,021 --> 00:10:22,923
It's not my fault that,
in today's culture,
274
00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:24,725
people get upset
by anything.
275
00:10:24,758 --> 00:10:26,493
Should we censor ourselves
simply because
276
00:10:26,526 --> 00:10:29,329
some unseen P.C. "they"
might get upset?
277
00:10:29,362 --> 00:10:31,631
That seems un-American.
278
00:10:31,665 --> 00:10:33,633
Your argument
is so pretty.
279
00:10:33,667 --> 00:10:35,635
I'm captain
of the debate team.
280
00:10:35,669 --> 00:10:38,138
This is kind of my thing.
281
00:10:38,171 --> 00:10:41,008
[ Whispering ]
What's your counter-argument?
282
00:10:41,041 --> 00:10:45,245
Uh...my family
gets really mad
283
00:10:45,278 --> 00:10:47,314
when they hear
that word.
284
00:10:47,347 --> 00:10:49,616
My brother
has cerebral palsy?
285
00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:51,451
I didn't know that.
286
00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:54,722
Does he have a developmental
disability as well?
287
00:10:54,755 --> 00:10:58,058
No. He -- He's cognitively
typical?
288
00:10:58,091 --> 00:11:00,193
Then that doesn't seem
to apply.
289
00:11:00,227 --> 00:11:02,730
But still.
My family says --
290
00:11:02,763 --> 00:11:05,432
But what do you think?
291
00:11:05,465 --> 00:11:10,904
I think I think what...
they think?
292
00:11:10,938 --> 00:11:11,739
I think.
293
00:11:11,772 --> 00:11:13,206
Consider my logic --
294
00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:15,909
"A," my intention
was benign,
295
00:11:15,943 --> 00:11:17,778
"B," language is
evolving,
296
00:11:17,811 --> 00:11:20,213
and "C,"
that's a good thing,
297
00:11:20,247 --> 00:11:23,717
as it robs a hurtful word
of its power.
298
00:11:23,751 --> 00:11:26,219
You really say
words good.
299
00:11:27,988 --> 00:11:29,757
You want to take
a quick five?
300
00:11:29,790 --> 00:11:32,459
All right. Sounds good.
Good call.
301
00:11:32,492 --> 00:11:35,929
I've never had teachers'
potato chips before.
302
00:11:35,963 --> 00:11:37,297
"They're better."
303
00:11:37,330 --> 00:11:38,932
[ Chuckles ]
They really are.
304
00:11:38,966 --> 00:11:42,102
"C-plus"?!
C-plus this, Mr. Leonards.
305
00:11:42,135 --> 00:11:44,604
JJ, you throw one hell
of a non-prom.
306
00:11:44,637 --> 00:11:45,973
What else should we do?
307
00:11:46,006 --> 00:11:48,641
[ Gasps ] Ooh, maybe we could
put on some music?
308
00:11:49,777 --> 00:11:50,944
[ Beep ]
[ Upbeat music plays ]
309
00:11:50,978 --> 00:11:52,780
Oh, I love this song.
310
00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:55,282
Caroline,
Is there dancing at prom?
311
00:11:55,315 --> 00:11:56,283
Well, yeah, but --
312
00:11:56,316 --> 00:11:57,918
So there's no dancing
at non-prom.
313
00:11:57,951 --> 00:12:01,154
JJ, permission to expel Caroline
from non-prom?
314
00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:04,624
"I'm not your leader.
315
00:12:04,657 --> 00:12:06,794
And also,
permission denied."
316
00:12:06,827 --> 00:12:07,627
Damn it.
317
00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:08,796
Guys, it's okay.
318
00:12:08,829 --> 00:12:11,198
If music is that big
of an issue,
319
00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:14,134
I can just go hang out
by myself, I guess.
320
00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:15,969
That's very thoughtful of you,
Caroline.
321
00:12:16,003 --> 00:12:17,670
Goodbye!
322
00:12:18,505 --> 00:12:21,608
We found these fireworks
on a hike in the woods.
323
00:12:21,641 --> 00:12:24,444
I don't hate fun,
so I wanted to set them off.
324
00:12:24,477 --> 00:12:25,345
What's wrong with that?
325
00:12:25,378 --> 00:12:26,479
You were a father.
326
00:12:26,513 --> 00:12:28,816
And you were a mother,
but not mine!
327
00:12:28,849 --> 00:12:30,483
All right. All right.
I've heard enough.
328
00:12:30,517 --> 00:12:32,352
The court rules in favor
of Jimmy.
329
00:12:32,385 --> 00:12:33,620
Why?
Precedent.
330
00:12:33,653 --> 00:12:35,722
This court has been
consistently pro-things
331
00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:37,958
that make loud noise
and are awesome.
332
00:12:37,991 --> 00:12:40,460
That is true.
Oh.
Bottle's empty.
333
00:12:40,493 --> 00:12:42,963
Time flies when you're screaming
at your wife for sport.
334
00:12:42,996 --> 00:12:44,865
Oh, no.
That can't be it.
335
00:12:44,898 --> 00:12:46,366
Fight about something else.
Come on.
336
00:12:46,399 --> 00:12:47,267
We've had our fun.
337
00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:48,768
Nah. Come on, Jimmy.
338
00:12:48,802 --> 00:12:50,303
But there's so much stuff
you haven't covered.
339
00:12:50,337 --> 00:12:51,972
The way she --
she always loses things.
340
00:12:52,005 --> 00:12:53,874
And -- and -- and --
and her lousy driving.
341
00:12:53,907 --> 00:12:56,476
Do I detect
a new opponent?
342
00:12:56,509 --> 00:12:57,644
Judge Jimmy.
343
00:12:57,677 --> 00:12:58,879
Do I get to use
Kenneth's gavel?
344
00:12:58,912 --> 00:13:02,149
I'd say so.
345
00:13:02,182 --> 00:13:03,450
I'll allow it.
346
00:13:03,483 --> 00:13:05,352
Let's do this thing.
Bring it on, Maya.
347
00:13:05,385 --> 00:13:07,187
Let's see what you got.
348
00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:08,956
Oh.
Yeah, I got one.
349
00:13:08,989 --> 00:13:13,961
You do sometimes help yourself
to our food a bit too readily.
350
00:13:13,994 --> 00:13:15,562
Oh! I see!
351
00:13:15,595 --> 00:13:17,597
'Cause your cooking
is such a prize?!
352
00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:18,765
Are you calling me fat?!
353
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:20,300
No.
You know what?!
Burn in hell!
354
00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:22,135
Yo, I'm out of here!
355
00:13:23,070 --> 00:13:24,671
[ Door opens, slams ]
356
00:13:24,704 --> 00:13:27,140
Agh. That would've been
the perfect time to bang this.
357
00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:29,376
No. See?
Too late.
358
00:13:34,848 --> 00:13:36,183
She made some really
good points.
359
00:13:36,216 --> 00:13:38,618
She wants to kiss you, Ray.
How right can she be?
360
00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:40,287
"You guys see
a tall girl?"
361
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:42,923
I mean, I guess I'm pretty tall.
What do you need?
362
00:13:42,956 --> 00:13:45,525
Wait. Actually. We need you
to weigh in on something.
363
00:13:45,558 --> 00:13:48,061
His little girlfriend
said the "R" word.
364
00:13:48,095 --> 00:13:50,297
Oh. I see.
365
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:52,799
Just because JJ
has a disability,
366
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,534
we should force him
to be arbiter
367
00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:56,536
of al things disability.
368
00:13:56,569 --> 00:13:57,637
Nice.
369
00:13:57,670 --> 00:13:59,506
Look who's
so sensitive now.
370
00:13:59,539 --> 00:14:02,876
A real champion
of the movement.
371
00:14:02,910 --> 00:14:04,211
He still wants
to kiss her.
372
00:14:04,244 --> 00:14:07,547
**
373
00:14:09,983 --> 00:14:11,618
"Then kiss her."
374
00:14:11,651 --> 00:14:12,785
Really?
Really?
375
00:14:14,154 --> 00:14:18,058
"I hate that word,
but Ray deserves this one.
376
00:14:18,091 --> 00:14:20,093
He's a good brother.
377
00:14:20,127 --> 00:14:26,099
He has his whole life
to educate people.
378
00:14:26,133 --> 00:14:31,238
This is his one chance
to kiss a girl."
379
00:14:31,271 --> 00:14:33,473
Insulting,
but accurate.
380
00:14:33,506 --> 00:14:36,876
That's, like, the most generous
thing anyone's ever done for me.
381
00:14:36,910 --> 00:14:39,346
I'm gonna be kissing her,
382
00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:41,081
but I'm gonna
be thinking of you.
383
00:14:42,449 --> 00:14:44,084
So you got
your permission.
384
00:14:44,117 --> 00:14:47,754
It looks like the only
person left you need
to ask if it's okay...
385
00:14:47,787 --> 00:14:48,755
is you.
386
00:14:48,788 --> 00:14:49,923
Oh, let me check.
387
00:14:49,957 --> 00:14:51,791
Uh, he's good with it.
388
00:14:51,824 --> 00:14:53,994
[ Door opens, closes ]
389
00:14:54,027 --> 00:14:57,130
Sorry.
I...forgot my phone this time.
390
00:14:57,164 --> 00:14:58,698
Don't know what's happened
to my memory.
391
00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:01,368
Perhaps I've eaten it
like everything else.
392
00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:03,103
I didn't mean
any offense.
393
00:15:03,136 --> 00:15:05,305
I mean, you saw Jimmy and me
going back and forth.
394
00:15:05,338 --> 00:15:07,774
[ Sighs ] I-I-I think
it kicked up a few things
395
00:15:07,807 --> 00:15:09,142
that I've been feeling.
396
00:15:09,176 --> 00:15:10,910
Clearly, your situation
is different.
397
00:15:10,944 --> 00:15:13,146
You know
where you guys stand.
398
00:15:13,180 --> 00:15:16,016
But us --
Where are we going?
399
00:15:16,984 --> 00:15:18,952
Where are we?
What are we doing?
400
00:15:18,986 --> 00:15:22,089
I don't know.
I mean, uh...
401
00:15:22,122 --> 00:15:24,791
I thought we were just,
you know...
402
00:15:24,824 --> 00:15:26,926
A-Are we really having
this conversation?
403
00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:28,161
Oh, you think it's early?
404
00:15:28,195 --> 00:15:29,662
Mm. It's not
a timing question.
405
00:15:29,696 --> 00:15:31,798
It's coming up on a year.
A great year.
406
00:15:31,831 --> 00:15:33,166
I mean,
we have a lot of fun.
407
00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:34,801
[ Scoffs ] "We have fun."
408
00:15:34,834 --> 00:15:37,470
This could all go away...
like that.
409
00:15:37,504 --> 00:15:40,040
JJ's last aide --
Oh. Yeah. I heard about her.
410
00:15:40,073 --> 00:15:42,242
That was different.
She's not you.
411
00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:43,910
Please.
Don't flatter me.
412
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:46,479
I'm in this. Deep.
413
00:15:46,513 --> 00:15:51,151
And I'd like some reassurance
that you feel the same way.
414
00:15:51,184 --> 00:15:53,753
Uh, you know what?
Just...forget it.
415
00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:56,956
Kenneth.
You know, it all sounded
different in my head.
416
00:15:56,990 --> 00:15:58,225
I-I should go.
417
00:15:58,258 --> 00:16:00,493
Oh, baby, no!
Come back!
418
00:16:01,528 --> 00:16:03,163
You been working
on your argument?
419
00:16:03,196 --> 00:16:04,964
Enough talk.
420
00:16:04,998 --> 00:16:06,766
Riley,
it's your lucky day.
421
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:08,168
Take me.
422
00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:11,204
[ Laughter ]
423
00:16:11,238 --> 00:16:12,539
Dylan:
Don't do it, Ray.
424
00:16:12,572 --> 00:16:14,041
Ray: Go away, Dylan.
425
00:16:14,074 --> 00:16:16,143
Maya: You really think
this is acceptable?
426
00:16:16,176 --> 00:16:19,012
You go away, too,
random British lady
who could be anyone!
427
00:16:19,046 --> 00:16:20,280
JJ okayed it.
428
00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:21,948
Jimmy:
Yes, JJ, who's intelligent
429
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:24,151
and shouldn't be called --
No. It's not about JJ
430
00:16:24,184 --> 00:16:26,219
and that not being an accurate
description of him.
431
00:16:26,253 --> 00:16:28,255
What about people who do think
a different way
432
00:16:28,288 --> 00:16:29,456
or at a different pace?
433
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:31,291
Should we reference them
in a nasty way
434
00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:33,660
when we do something dumb
'cause we think it's cute?
435
00:16:33,693 --> 00:16:35,995
Wait.
Am I forming my own opinion?
436
00:16:36,029 --> 00:16:37,864
Well, it's a hell
of a time to do that!
437
00:16:37,897 --> 00:16:39,966
Just kiss her.
She's so hot.
438
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,534
Shut up.
You shut up.
439
00:16:43,803 --> 00:16:45,872
Uhh. No!
I can't do it.
440
00:16:45,905 --> 00:16:48,608
Look,
what you said upset me.
441
00:16:48,641 --> 00:16:50,777
I was always told
that word was wrong,
442
00:16:50,810 --> 00:16:53,613
and -- and I never
thought about why.
443
00:16:53,646 --> 00:16:54,747
And now I have.
444
00:16:54,781 --> 00:16:58,385
So thanks...I guess.
445
00:16:58,418 --> 00:17:00,987
You can say whatever you want,
and that's cool,
446
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:05,258
but no tongue that says
that word can brush my teeth.
447
00:17:05,292 --> 00:17:07,760
Wow.
448
00:17:07,794 --> 00:17:12,565
It's not the most logical
argument, but that passion --
449
00:17:12,599 --> 00:17:14,634
You really made me think.
450
00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:16,636
Then think.
I mean, we're in no rush.
451
00:17:16,669 --> 00:17:18,338
We got all the time
in the world.
452
00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:21,608
Are there any singles in here
lookin' to mingle? Whoa.
453
00:17:22,309 --> 00:17:24,577
Who are you?
Riley?
454
00:17:24,611 --> 00:17:26,079
I sit behind you
in science.
455
00:17:26,113 --> 00:17:27,847
Riley Mullins?
456
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:30,283
You are crazy hot
with straight teeth.
457
00:17:30,317 --> 00:17:33,052
I am?
Uh...I guess.
458
00:17:33,086 --> 00:17:34,121
Does that matter?
459
00:17:34,154 --> 00:17:36,556
Come on.
My ex is three piles down.
460
00:17:36,589 --> 00:17:37,657
Let's go make out
next to her.
461
00:17:39,659 --> 00:17:41,961
Sorry, Ray.
462
00:17:41,994 --> 00:17:43,296
This just seems easier.
463
00:17:43,330 --> 00:17:46,466
If it helps,
you really made me think.
464
00:17:46,499 --> 00:17:48,368
It doesn't. At all.
465
00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:51,171
**
466
00:17:54,774 --> 00:17:56,976
Oh. Hey.
467
00:17:57,009 --> 00:17:59,979
"For someone
who hates prom,
468
00:18:00,012 --> 00:18:02,149
you sure seem
to like it."
469
00:18:02,182 --> 00:18:04,384
[ Chuckles ]
I mean, yeah.
470
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:06,119
I like the idea of it.
471
00:18:06,153 --> 00:18:07,754
I love dancing.
472
00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:09,989
I'm just kinda
self-conscious.
473
00:18:10,022 --> 00:18:12,292
**
474
00:18:12,325 --> 00:18:15,295
"Go.
It will be fun."
475
00:18:15,328 --> 00:18:17,530
[ Scoffs ] Well,
I don't see you in there.
476
00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:20,633
**
477
00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:26,539
"Caroline, would you like to go
to prom with me?"
478
00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:29,008
[ Chuckles ]
479
00:18:29,041 --> 00:18:30,577
Okay.
W-What is this?
480
00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:32,512
And why did Jimmy
have so many sleep masks
481
00:18:32,545 --> 00:18:34,181
for me to choose from?
482
00:18:35,882 --> 00:18:38,218
Kenneth, it would mean
the world to us
483
00:18:38,251 --> 00:18:41,020
if you would do us
the incredible honor
484
00:18:41,053 --> 00:18:43,223
of promising to be a part
of our family
485
00:18:43,256 --> 00:18:46,293
for a long, long time.
486
00:18:46,326 --> 00:18:49,796
I know we play a little
hard-to-get sometimes,
487
00:18:49,829 --> 00:18:51,431
but we've really
fallen for you.
488
00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:54,133
As a symbol
of our commitment,
489
00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:56,035
we'd like you
to have this thoughtful,
490
00:18:56,068 --> 00:18:58,338
but clearly man's,
ring.
491
00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:01,808
[ Gasps ]
492
00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:03,710
**
493
00:19:03,743 --> 00:19:05,011
Huh. Cool.
494
00:19:05,044 --> 00:19:08,381
What? "Huh. Cool."
That's it?
495
00:19:08,415 --> 00:19:10,683
We just gave you
a fireworks proposal.
496
00:19:10,717 --> 00:19:12,452
How are you not
moved to tears?
497
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:15,822
I mean...it's cute.
498
00:19:15,855 --> 00:19:18,658
But Jimmy [chuckles]
you were looking for an excuse
499
00:19:18,691 --> 00:19:20,026
to shoot off these fireworks.
500
00:19:20,059 --> 00:19:22,262
And you want to get rid
of this ring.
501
00:19:22,295 --> 00:19:23,463
Hang on.
502
00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:26,233
You barge in,
hijack our night,
503
00:19:26,266 --> 00:19:28,235
we bloody propose to you,
504
00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:31,471
and you can't even pretend
to be moved?
505
00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:35,742
I've waited 15 years
to set these suckers off.
506
00:19:35,775 --> 00:19:37,777
We finally do it,
in your honor,
507
00:19:37,810 --> 00:19:39,045
and I don't even
get to see them
508
00:19:39,078 --> 00:19:41,214
'cause I'm looking at
your unmoved face.
509
00:19:41,248 --> 00:19:44,150
Oh, look at you.
Veins poppin' out for me.
510
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:46,219
Such irrational anger.
511
00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:49,088
I'm a DiMeo.
512
00:19:49,121 --> 00:19:50,890
Ugh, I'm going to bed.
Me too.
Give me this.
513
00:19:50,923 --> 00:19:53,693
[ Fireworks whistle, explode ]
514
00:19:53,726 --> 00:19:55,228
It fits.
[ Chuckles ]
515
00:19:55,262 --> 00:19:56,463
I accept!
516
00:19:56,496 --> 00:19:59,065
* When it drops, ooh
517
00:19:59,098 --> 00:20:00,267
* I can't take my eyes
up off it *
518
00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:02,402
Hey, tall girl!
Hey, how's the weather up there?
519
00:20:02,435 --> 00:20:03,570
[ Laughter ]
520
00:20:03,603 --> 00:20:05,272
Hey. Get your head
out of the clouds.
521
00:20:05,305 --> 00:20:06,973
[ Laughs ]
522
00:20:07,006 --> 00:20:09,609
* And under the lights
when everything goes *
523
00:20:09,642 --> 00:20:11,511
I feel everyone's eyes
on me.
524
00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:14,581
* Nowhere to hide
when I'm getting you close *
525
00:20:14,614 --> 00:20:15,948
"Wait here."
526
00:20:15,982 --> 00:20:19,986
* When we move,
well, you already know *
527
00:20:20,019 --> 00:20:25,191
* So just imagine,
just imagine, just imagine *
528
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:28,795
* Nothing I can see but you
when you dance, dance, dance *
Jimmy:
If you're hearing this...
529
00:20:28,828 --> 00:20:31,731
* Feeling good, good,
creeping up on you *
...JJ has come to his senses
and hit the button.
530
00:20:31,764 --> 00:20:33,833
* So just dance, dance, dance,
come on *
Let's hear it!
531
00:20:33,866 --> 00:20:35,635
* All those things
I shouldn't do *
All: JJ! JJ! JJ!
532
00:20:35,668 --> 00:20:38,204
* But you dance, dance, dance
Dance circle!
533
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:41,240
* And ain't nobody leaving soon,
so keep dancing *
534
00:20:41,274 --> 00:20:42,709
* I can't stop the feeling
535
00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:43,810
* Got this feeling in my body
536
00:20:43,843 --> 00:20:45,778
* So just dance, dance, dance
537
00:20:45,812 --> 00:20:46,913
* I can't stop the feeling
538
00:20:46,946 --> 00:20:47,980
* Got this feeling in my body
539
00:20:48,014 --> 00:20:50,016
* So just dance, dance, dance
540
00:20:50,049 --> 00:20:50,883
* Come on
541
00:20:54,321 --> 00:20:55,254
Excuse me?
542
00:20:55,288 --> 00:20:56,155
Is this where
543
00:20:56,188 --> 00:20:57,023
I'm supposed to come
544
00:20:57,056 --> 00:20:58,491
for the free telescope giveaway?
545
00:20:59,992 --> 00:21:01,594
Hello?
546
00:21:02,562 --> 00:21:03,930
Oh, no. Not again.
547
00:21:03,963 --> 00:21:08,167
**
548
00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:09,001
Damn it, Ray.
549
00:21:09,035 --> 00:21:09,869
When will you learn
550
00:21:09,902 --> 00:21:10,737
there's no such thing
551
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:11,538
as a free telescope?
552
00:21:11,571 --> 00:21:12,672
Okay.
553
00:21:12,705 --> 00:21:14,273
Well played, Reagans.
554
00:21:14,307 --> 00:21:16,008
You guys --
You guys always find a way.
555
00:21:16,042 --> 00:21:17,944
All right. All right.
All right.
556
00:21:17,977 --> 00:21:19,746
You've had your fun now.
557
00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:21,348
Nice work.
558
00:21:21,381 --> 00:21:22,882
See ya next time.
559
00:21:22,915 --> 00:21:24,751
Missed. Missed.
560
00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:26,886
Missed. Missed me.
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