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Good morning!
MAYA:
Let's go! Everybody up!
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What's going on?
It's 3:00 a.m.!
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Is it an earthquake?
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Yes! We finally get to eat
the emergency tuna fish.
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It's moving day.
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We realized we've got
to get all of our stuff
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out of the old house
by 7:00 a.m.
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Yay!
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Coming through.
Why are you saying "yay"?
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To make it sound fun.
Didn't work. Moving on.
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How did you forget about this
until now?
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Oh, Ray,
if your dad and I planned,
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you wouldn't be here
at all.
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Not you.
I wanted you.
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Ray, everybody's ready.
Let's go.
No.
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I refuse to get up
on principle
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because this is
so disorganized.
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(sighs)
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Why the hell
are you naked?
I was
trying something out!
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JIMMY: Two hours.
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Grab anything you want
to take to the new house.
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Found the moving shovels!
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Can I make a suggestion
to save us all a ton of time?
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And doesn't use JJ
as a snowplow?
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Oh, he's having
the time of his life.
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Go on, love.
You're almost through.
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Let's not take this stuff,
any of it.
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But it's our stuff.
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Yes, but before
it was our stuff,
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it was
other people's garbage.
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The chair we found under
a bridge, and the fish tank...
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That is a perfectly good
TV stand.
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No, it is not!
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Nor was it a perfectly good
"Dylan's crib."
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Remember when she used to pound
her little fists on the glass.
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"Help!"
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Ray,
these are our things,
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and there's a certain romance
to how we got them --
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the thrill of the chase,
the excitement of the big score.
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It's like hunting,
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but you don't have to pretend
you like deer meat.
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Wouldn't you love a house
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with nice things
that go well together?
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A room with a tasteful rug
and matching lamps?
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This is embarrassing.
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I'm sorry you feel that way
about our life, Ray,
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but we have challenges
other families don't.
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You use that excuse
for everything.
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I'm sorry I don't have other,
better excuses, Ray,
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but we have challenges
other families don't.
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(wheelchair motor whirs,
crashing)
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Yes!
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I knew you could do it,
darling!
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**
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Hey, hey!
Look at you, baby girl.
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You sure like that running,
don't you?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, I get it.
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What's that
supposed to mean?
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Well, it's funny.
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Your brother doesn't walk,
so to compensate,
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you push yourself
to run as fast as you can.
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It's like you're running
for the both of you.
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Is that why I run?
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I thought I liked it.
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Eh, I dunno.
That's one theory.
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Well, enjoy your run.
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Meep-meep!
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**
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What am I running from?
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Good morning, DiMeos!
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What's all this stuff?
What's going on in here?
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JJ has special needs.
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It's also why we're eating
licorice for breakfast.
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You tell them about school,
hot shot?
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"I made some friends."
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Not just friends --
cool friends.
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Tell them
what we did yesterday.
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"We pranked Eastlake."
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Well,
it's Homecoming Week,
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so Lafayette and Eastlake High
have this prank war.
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Frickin' epic!
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If you're in high school.
Yeah, I find it silly.
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"Show the video."
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Oh, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah. Oh, okay.
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Here we are.
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BOY:
You ready to go, JJ?
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So, there's Dan Holden,
total stud.
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And Zach Garcia -- he's the
captain of the football team,
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but he's
super down-to-earth.
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Okay, so, now, originally,
we were gonna
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tie up their quarterback
and send him up the flag pole,
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but Rob White's
a lock for Stanford,
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and you don't want to
mess with that.
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Stop saying
teenagers' names.
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All right, JJ, pull it up.
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Do the honors, JJ.
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Hey! Yeah!
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(laughter)
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JJ, look at you!
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And the doctors said you'd never
be able to commit vandalism.
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Do you know, putting you
in a mainstream school
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was the best decision
we ever made.
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You're being included.
And you're cool!
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I know a mother's not allowed
to say that matters,
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but now that we're being honest,
it's all that matters!
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It is?
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Oh, darling, this opens up
whole new worlds.
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You're gonna need new clothes,
maybe a motorcycle...
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Don't go getting
any young ladies pregnant.
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Yeah, like Allen Rice!
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Dude's a sophomore,
but he's all,
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"Oh, I got to go pick up my kid
at preschool."
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It's more sad
than anything.
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**
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I was a runner once.
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Who broke the kid?
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I-G-H-T.
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"And that's what your mom
told me last night"?
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(laughter)
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Hey, guys!
Bonfire tickets.
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It's the Homecoming Bonfire
tomorrow night.
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All the upperclassmen
get to go.
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There are teacher chaperones,
but, like,
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the younger teachers
who let us drink
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because they want to be
friends with us.
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(scoffs)
How lame! Am I right?
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Huh?
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No?
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It's at,
uh, Dragon's Cove.
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Um...getting there's
half the fun.
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You got to, like, jump up
this rock thing,
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then shimmy through
this crevasse, and, um...
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Oh, man.
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You're not much of
a shimmy guy, are you?
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Crap. JJ can't come.
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That sucks.
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That sucks!
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"It's all good."
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You sure, man?
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"I'll just chill at home...
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with your moms."
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Whoa!
(laughter)
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Dude...
(school bell rings)
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(laughs)
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I hope your boyfriend's
not threatened
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that we're walking
together.
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(laughs)
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That's a...
hearty laugh.
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Oh, Sandeep said you have
a model of the Jupiter probe?
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Is that true?
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Ugh.
Sandeep is such a gossip.
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Yes, it's true.
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Can I see it?
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Really?
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JIMMY:
Ah, Ray, come here!
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Help me
with this soda bottle!
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You know
what would be simpler?
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Let's meet up downtown
in an hour.
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I'll show you the probe
there.
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Uh...
I think I'll just go home.
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Great.
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But this went
really well.
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I think
that's the takeaway!
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(sighs)
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Oh, look who's home
from school.
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Coolest thing on wheels.
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I got you something.
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I made it.
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New board for a new life.
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I figured you might want to
pepper in some cooler phrases,
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so new offerings include,
"'Sup?"
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"Hey, Girl," and "Kanye."
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He comes up a lot,
doesn't he?
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So, I jammed a lot on here,
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and I accidentally
omitted "bathroom."
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So maybe "Hells yeah, bitch"
can mean that, as well?
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What's wrong?
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Is the board
an "epic fail"?
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Oh. What's that?
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Bonfire at Dragon's Cove.
Tsk.
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You can't get down there.
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Are you okay with that?
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**
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Mom, this is trash.
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This goes here.
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**
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Hey.
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Mrs. DiMeo,
what brings you here?
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Nothing, really.
Just righting the world.
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MILLER:
Good morning, students!
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Oh, it's Homecoming Week,
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and Friday night, we're gonna
stomp all over Eastlake!
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(students cheering)
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But first, I know all you
juniors and seniors are excited
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about tonight's bonfire!
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(students cheering)
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I also know
you're all committed
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to making Lafayette
an inclusive school
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in which everyone
is treated equally.
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(students cheering)
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Which is why,
out of sensitivity
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to a student
who I will not name,
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the beach bonfire
has been canceled.
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BOY: What'd she say?
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GIRL: Come on!
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Uh, did everyone cheer
for that last part?
I couldn't hear.
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What did you do,
Mrs. DiMeo?
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The only thing
I could do.
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You seemed so sad because
everyone could go but you.
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"I didn't E-X-pect you to cancel
Kylie Jenner," I mean "it."
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I hate this new board.
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I don't know why
it's such a big deal.
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Back at
your old special-ed schools,
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I got things canceled
all the time.
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All the moms did.
We took turns.
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Blind mom
canceled movie night.
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Deaf mom
canceled jazz band.
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There were never any events,
and everyone was happy.
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Well, you know, if you're upset
I got it canceled, I'll fix it.
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No, no!
You don't have to.
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Bryan Keefer's about to break up
with his girlfriend!
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That'll distract everyone!
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How do I know?
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How do you not know?
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(chuckles) He barely even looks
at her anymore.
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Come on, ladies! Come on,
come on, come on, come on!
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(stopwatch beeps)
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(sighs)
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DiMeo, what gives?
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Yeah, you're so off, Dylan.
No trash talk?
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You didn't spit at any of us.
What happened?
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We're worried about you.
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I'm really sorry, guys.
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It's just...my world collapsed
today, literally.
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That means, like,
"a lot," right?
Yep.
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I mean, I thought I ran
because I loved it,
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but it turns out I don't.
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I do it
because my brother can't.
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Why do you guys run?
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Why?
Because it's fun.
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I mean,
I guess on some level
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it's because my dad's
an Olympic runner.
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And since the divorce,
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the only time I see him
is when he comes to my meets.
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Maybe.
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GIRL: I definitely run
because it's fun.
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Of course, when I was 5,
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I did fall into the lion habitat
at the zoo.
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And every night in my dreams,
the lions chase me and eat me.
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So it's more the lions
than the fun.
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I think so, yeah.
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Yeah,
it's more the lions.
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GIRL #2:
I run for the feeling.
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It's pain.
255
00:09:17,658 --> 00:09:20,260
But I deserve it.
256
00:09:20,293 --> 00:09:22,863
For what I did.
257
00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:25,198
Yikes.
258
00:09:25,232 --> 00:09:26,600
(sighs)
259
00:09:26,634 --> 00:09:28,769
I never wanted
to be a coach.
260
00:09:28,802 --> 00:09:31,304
And I also never wanted
to raise a child that's
obviously not mine.
261
00:09:31,338 --> 00:09:32,740
And this beard?
262
00:09:32,773 --> 00:09:34,642
Total cry for help,
thanks for noticing.
263
00:09:37,277 --> 00:09:38,979
All right, bye.
264
00:09:41,448 --> 00:09:43,083
Hey, Ray.
265
00:09:43,116 --> 00:09:45,653
Our garbage
is in the garbage.
266
00:09:45,686 --> 00:09:48,255
Ha ha. But wait...
267
00:09:48,288 --> 00:09:50,290
there's more.
268
00:09:50,323 --> 00:09:53,226
**
269
00:09:53,260 --> 00:09:55,462
You did this?
270
00:09:55,495 --> 00:09:58,899
Well, yeah.
I saw you with that girl.
271
00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:02,069
I don't get this whole
"caring what other
people think" thing,
272
00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:04,071
but I asked myself,
"What's more important?
273
00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:06,740
My son or my love
of other people's trash?"
274
00:10:06,774 --> 00:10:07,908
And I won.
275
00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:09,910
Was it close?
Doesn't matter.
276
00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:11,912
Thank you so much.
277
00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:14,114
Well, what are you gonna do
with all that old junk?
278
00:10:14,147 --> 00:10:15,783
(crunching)
279
00:10:15,816 --> 00:10:18,118
RAY: We're putting garbage
in the garbage truck,
280
00:10:18,151 --> 00:10:19,953
not taking it out.
281
00:10:19,987 --> 00:10:21,855
This is
a dream come true.
282
00:10:21,889 --> 00:10:23,256
JIMMY: Yep.
283
00:10:23,290 --> 00:10:25,492
Also, dream bigger.
284
00:10:25,525 --> 00:10:29,096
**
285
00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:33,600
Welcome to the new, improved,
inclusive Homecoming Bonfire!
286
00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:34,835
Whoo-hoo!
287
00:10:34,868 --> 00:10:37,337
So grab a snack
and hang 10 --
288
00:10:37,370 --> 00:10:39,673
or however many you can hang --
289
00:10:39,707 --> 00:10:42,109
and let's party!
290
00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:44,277
Fire-master,
go light the bonfire.
291
00:10:44,311 --> 00:10:45,779
(switch clicking)
292
00:10:45,813 --> 00:10:48,215
Damn it!
293
00:10:48,248 --> 00:10:51,151
(switch clicks)
294
00:10:51,184 --> 00:10:53,586
Great.
It even sucks when it's working.
295
00:11:00,861 --> 00:11:02,395
Hello, darling.
296
00:11:02,429 --> 00:11:04,798
What is this?
297
00:11:04,832 --> 00:11:07,901
I promised my son
this bonfire would be
more fun than the original.
298
00:11:07,935 --> 00:11:09,536
Where's the debauchery?
299
00:11:09,569 --> 00:11:11,471
Where's
the sexual tension?
300
00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:15,642
The stench of teenage hormones
should be overpowering!
301
00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:17,745
We have badminton.
302
00:11:17,778 --> 00:11:21,882
You better figure out
a way to make this party fun.
303
00:11:21,915 --> 00:11:23,316
Without alcohol.
304
00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:25,719
(whispering)
Get them alcohol!
305
00:11:27,755 --> 00:11:32,392
Okay, beach bums,
who's ready to limbo?
306
00:11:32,425 --> 00:11:34,061
Wait. No, no, no!
You can't leave.
307
00:11:34,094 --> 00:11:35,829
I mean, this whole party
is for you.
308
00:11:35,863 --> 00:11:38,665
"This is a disaster."
309
00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:40,367
You're right.
310
00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:43,703
I'm sensing a lot of unspoken
thoughts, squelched emotions...
311
00:11:43,737 --> 00:11:45,372
Uh...
Oh, my God.
312
00:11:45,405 --> 00:11:46,573
It's so obvious.
313
00:11:46,606 --> 00:11:48,375
We need to have
a rap session.
314
00:11:48,408 --> 00:11:49,609
No.
Yes!
315
00:11:49,642 --> 00:11:51,378
What are you doing?
316
00:11:51,411 --> 00:11:53,046
I am texting Jillian
317
00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:55,448
to tell her that she is welcome
to come to the house anytime
318
00:11:55,482 --> 00:11:56,616
to check out my probe.
319
00:11:56,649 --> 00:11:58,218
(chuckles)
320
00:12:01,621 --> 00:12:03,456
You know, I'm so happy.
321
00:12:03,490 --> 00:12:05,725
This is a new chapter
in our lives --
322
00:12:05,759 --> 00:12:07,627
a fresh start
with no junk.
323
00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:10,430
Oh, you got to be
kidding me.
324
00:12:10,463 --> 00:12:11,464
What?
325
00:12:11,498 --> 00:12:15,035
Check out that lamp.
326
00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:17,470
Should I stop?
327
00:12:17,504 --> 00:12:19,306
No.
328
00:12:19,339 --> 00:12:21,909
I don't care how beautiful
it is, it's trash.
329
00:12:21,942 --> 00:12:23,143
Son, you need to see
something.
330
00:12:23,176 --> 00:12:24,878
There's two.
331
00:12:24,912 --> 00:12:26,379
It's a set?
332
00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:28,248
When is this
gonna happen again?
333
00:12:28,281 --> 00:12:32,419
Your love of matching furniture,
my love of trash.
334
00:12:32,452 --> 00:12:34,254
One last score,
then we go straight?
335
00:12:34,287 --> 00:12:36,523
**
336
00:12:38,625 --> 00:12:41,061
Let's do it.
Let's do it!
337
00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:44,231
Okay, Lafayette, you know
how these rap sessions go.
338
00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:48,635
Who wants to give voice to their
frustration about this event?
339
00:12:48,668 --> 00:12:51,571
I think I just feel --
Let's start with a student,
Richard.
340
00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:52,806
Oh, okay.
Mm-hmm.
341
00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:55,142
Uh, I just think
it's kind of unfortunate
342
00:12:55,175 --> 00:12:57,277
that the best activity
of the year
343
00:12:57,310 --> 00:12:59,612
got ruined to accommodate
one student.
344
00:12:59,646 --> 00:13:01,114
Well, he didn't want
to cancel it.
345
00:13:01,148 --> 00:13:03,283
Kenneth, we don't attack,
we listen.
346
00:13:03,316 --> 00:13:06,419
Thank you, Kayla.
Who else feels this way?
347
00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:08,621
Yes, Tommy.
348
00:13:08,655 --> 00:13:11,591
I put my blood, sweat, and tears
into playing football
349
00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:14,127
so that I can go to
events like the bonfire
350
00:13:14,161 --> 00:13:15,795
and hook up
with any girl I want.
351
00:13:15,829 --> 00:13:18,598
So when that gets taken away,
it's not fair to me.
352
00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:20,767
Or to any girl I want.
353
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,769
I hear you.
Let it out.
354
00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:24,972
Now I'm gonna be all horny
during the game.
355
00:13:25,005 --> 00:13:26,139
Not sure
that was worth mentioning.
356
00:13:26,173 --> 00:13:27,307
Next?
357
00:13:27,340 --> 00:13:29,276
ZACH:
Look, no one's mad at JJ.
358
00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:31,511
He just wants to have
the same high school experience
359
00:13:31,544 --> 00:13:33,180
as the rest of us.
Dude's a class act.
360
00:13:33,213 --> 00:13:35,782
But if anyone else got it
canceled, we'd be mad at them.
361
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:38,718
So isn't it demeaning to JJ
to not blame him?
362
00:13:38,751 --> 00:13:40,487
Holy crap,
that's evolved.
363
00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:41,889
GIRL: Yeah, he's right.
364
00:13:41,922 --> 00:13:43,490
We should respect JJ
as our equal
365
00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:44,524
and be mad at him.
366
00:13:44,557 --> 00:13:46,359
Mm-hmm.
That is right.
367
00:13:46,393 --> 00:13:50,463
And in that spirit of respect,
what might you say to him?
368
00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:52,165
"Screw you for ruining
everything"?
369
00:13:52,199 --> 00:13:54,334
That's good.
It's not that good.
370
00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:55,835
ZACH: "For someone
who doesn't walk,
371
00:13:55,869 --> 00:13:57,504
you sure do trample
on our rights."
372
00:13:57,537 --> 00:13:58,705
So articulate.
373
00:13:58,738 --> 00:14:00,908
How is your homework
always so bad?
374
00:14:00,941 --> 00:14:04,044
"Your mom might be hot,
but your behavior's not."
375
00:14:04,077 --> 00:14:05,312
Kind of
an interesting subplot.
376
00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:07,314
I am so proud
of all of you.
377
00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:09,582
Only Lafayette
would care about JJ enough
378
00:14:09,616 --> 00:14:11,651
to tell him
how much we resent him.
379
00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:14,221
Let's just give ourselves
a hand.
Yeah.
380
00:14:14,254 --> 00:14:16,589
Great job.
(cheers and applause)
381
00:14:16,623 --> 00:14:18,992
Enough!
382
00:14:19,026 --> 00:14:20,327
Enough!
383
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:22,362
I thought you guys were cool.
384
00:14:22,395 --> 00:14:23,563
Dakota?
385
00:14:23,596 --> 00:14:24,697
Kaden?
386
00:14:24,731 --> 00:14:25,899
Hayden?
387
00:14:25,933 --> 00:14:27,167
Jaden?
388
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:28,768
Wow,
that's a lot of -aden names.
389
00:14:28,801 --> 00:14:30,203
Geez. Where was I?
390
00:14:30,237 --> 00:14:32,205
Oh, yeah.
Screw all of you!
391
00:14:32,239 --> 00:14:33,506
And your names!
392
00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:34,774
(gasps)
393
00:14:34,807 --> 00:14:36,543
Come on, JJ!
394
00:14:36,576 --> 00:14:40,413
Yes, I will take a s'more for me
and for JJ, thank you.
395
00:14:40,447 --> 00:14:42,115
Come on, JJ!
396
00:14:42,149 --> 00:14:44,084
Who would
throw this away?
397
00:14:44,117 --> 00:14:46,519
It's a crazy world
we live in, son.
398
00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:47,921
Look in this bag.
399
00:14:47,955 --> 00:14:50,090
A whisk, a throw pillow?
400
00:14:50,123 --> 00:14:51,624
Is that a trivet?
401
00:14:51,658 --> 00:14:53,593
No, it's our trivet.
402
00:14:53,626 --> 00:14:55,462
In the van!
403
00:14:55,495 --> 00:14:58,498
**
404
00:15:02,302 --> 00:15:05,072
YOUNG WOMAN: (screams)
Where'd it go?
405
00:15:05,105 --> 00:15:06,739
Mom, someone just stole
406
00:15:06,773 --> 00:15:10,877
everything
I was gonna take to college!
407
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,679
Drive! Drive!
408
00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:20,887
Oh, my God. Oh, my God!
We got to take it back.
409
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:23,556
What are we gonna say?
This is so humiliating!
410
00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:24,891
Eh, I'll do it.
411
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:27,394
Seriously?!
How are you okay with this?!
412
00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:30,897
Nothing this insane family does
gives you panic attacks.
413
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,565
I have
high blood pressure!
414
00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:35,402
I am 13,
and I had to give up pickles!
415
00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:38,905
I love pickles!
Pickles are great.
416
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:41,975
Buddy, why do you care so much
what other people think?
417
00:15:42,009 --> 00:15:43,410
Why don't you?
418
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:45,678
Seriously, Dad,
don't you want to be normal?
419
00:15:45,712 --> 00:15:49,616
How can you
live like this?
(brakes squeal)
420
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:52,519
You want to know how?
421
00:15:52,552 --> 00:15:54,654
Because all this stuff,
422
00:15:54,687 --> 00:15:56,856
other people's opinions,
423
00:15:56,889 --> 00:15:58,958
it's nothing.
424
00:15:58,992 --> 00:16:00,693
You know
what's not nothing?
425
00:16:00,727 --> 00:16:03,496
A doctor tells you there's
something wrong with your kid,
426
00:16:03,530 --> 00:16:05,632
all the things
he's never gonna do,
427
00:16:05,665 --> 00:16:09,602
and it's
a nice, long list.
428
00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:12,005
But look at your brother.
429
00:16:12,039 --> 00:16:14,507
He's great.
He's smart, funny.
430
00:16:14,541 --> 00:16:16,143
Without naming names,
431
00:16:16,176 --> 00:16:18,511
he's apparently cooler
than some of my other kids.
432
00:16:18,545 --> 00:16:21,881
So now when something happens,
it's like, "What else you got?
433
00:16:21,914 --> 00:16:23,516
Bring it on."
434
00:16:23,550 --> 00:16:26,053
I get it --
normal seems good.
435
00:16:26,086 --> 00:16:28,055
But guess what --
we're not normal.
436
00:16:28,088 --> 00:16:30,557
We're better.
We're...
437
00:16:30,590 --> 00:16:32,225
bulletproof.
438
00:16:32,259 --> 00:16:35,262
**
439
00:16:39,932 --> 00:16:40,833
What are you doing?
440
00:16:40,867 --> 00:16:43,170
I'm taking the stuff back.
441
00:16:43,203 --> 00:16:46,673
I got it, Dad.
I'm bulletproof, too.
442
00:16:49,742 --> 00:16:50,877
Did it get better?
443
00:16:50,910 --> 00:16:52,212
Yeah, it was great.
444
00:16:52,245 --> 00:16:54,047
Everyone put JJ
on their shoulders,
445
00:16:54,081 --> 00:16:56,149
and they did a conga line.
Oh, really?
446
00:16:56,183 --> 00:16:59,018
You're gonna have to learn that
that's my sarcastic voice.
447
00:16:59,052 --> 00:17:00,653
This is all their fault.
448
00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:03,890
That was the worst alternative
bonfire I have ever been to.
449
00:17:03,923 --> 00:17:05,392
You've been
to alternative bonfires?
450
00:17:05,425 --> 00:17:06,726
Anything
that isn't a bonfire
451
00:17:06,759 --> 00:17:08,395
is an alternative
to a bonfire, Kenneth.
452
00:17:10,063 --> 00:17:11,331
I tried.
453
00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:13,600
I mean, what could I have done
differently?
454
00:17:13,633 --> 00:17:16,569
Look, I know this thing of ours
is in its early stages,
455
00:17:16,603 --> 00:17:20,340
but am I allowed to answer
really obvious questions?
456
00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:22,109
Consider this
a test case.
457
00:17:22,142 --> 00:17:25,445
I see the way that you fight for
this guy, and it's beautiful.
458
00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:27,580
But he's in
a plain, old high school now.
459
00:17:27,614 --> 00:17:30,350
And a mom,
even an amazing one,
460
00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:32,619
she can't be the one
fixing everything.
461
00:17:32,652 --> 00:17:36,456
Well, maybe
you have a point.
462
00:17:36,489 --> 00:17:39,959
You do seem to be a bit
of an expert on high school.
463
00:17:39,992 --> 00:17:42,229
Well, you know...
Really not a compliment.
464
00:17:44,464 --> 00:17:45,798
Good night, buddy.
465
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:53,106
(door opens, closes)
466
00:17:53,140 --> 00:17:56,876
I'm sorry I made it
harder for you.
467
00:17:56,909 --> 00:18:00,413
"Can I, uh,
tell you something?"
468
00:18:00,447 --> 00:18:02,782
Anything.
469
00:18:02,815 --> 00:18:07,554
"I wanted you to help."
470
00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:09,122
Really?
471
00:18:09,156 --> 00:18:11,124
So it's not just me
who doesn't know how to do this?
472
00:18:11,158 --> 00:18:14,394
Mm. Good.
473
00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:15,995
All right, we'll --
474
00:18:16,028 --> 00:18:19,932
we'll figure it out together --
separately.
475
00:18:19,966 --> 00:18:24,671
And I know you'll get
those friends back.
476
00:18:24,704 --> 00:18:26,105
Oh, stop!
477
00:18:26,139 --> 00:18:28,608
Don't give me that look
that makes me do things.
478
00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:35,482
Oh, my God!
You found my things!
479
00:18:35,515 --> 00:18:37,650
I didn't find them.
480
00:18:37,684 --> 00:18:38,651
I took them.
481
00:18:38,685 --> 00:18:40,153
What? Why?
482
00:18:40,187 --> 00:18:42,155
Because I thought
they were garbage.
483
00:18:42,189 --> 00:18:45,825
Sis, what's going on?
Hey, do I know you?
484
00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:48,328
Yeah.
You're friends with...
485
00:18:48,361 --> 00:18:49,429
Ray?
486
00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:51,698
Hey, Jillian.
487
00:18:51,731 --> 00:18:54,167
Hey, every girl
in my grade.
488
00:18:54,201 --> 00:18:55,768
He took my stuff.
489
00:18:55,802 --> 00:18:58,871
But it's okay, because
he thought it was garbage.
490
00:18:58,905 --> 00:19:00,873
And why were you
taking my garbage?
491
00:19:00,907 --> 00:19:03,543
Because I'm bulletproof?
492
00:19:03,576 --> 00:19:07,547
(laughing) Okay!
Ah. Yeah.
493
00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:09,882
That shame thing,
I'm -- I'm getting it.
494
00:19:14,887 --> 00:19:17,524
Morning -- almost.
Again.
495
00:19:17,557 --> 00:19:19,526
I know I said
I wouldn't help you anymore,
496
00:19:19,559 --> 00:19:21,528
but I had an idea about
how to get all your friends back
497
00:19:21,561 --> 00:19:22,895
in a split second.
498
00:19:22,929 --> 00:19:24,564
And then I will never
help you again.
499
00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:27,234
You know, you can rot
in the street for all I care.
500
00:19:27,267 --> 00:19:28,501
Are you game?
501
00:19:28,535 --> 00:19:29,469
Yes, okay.
502
00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:30,903
The best part of this is,
503
00:19:30,937 --> 00:19:32,739
Mom will have done
nothing at all.
504
00:19:32,772 --> 00:19:35,308
Eastlake will.
505
00:19:35,342 --> 00:19:39,145
It's a big swing, but I decided
I'd do this with any of my kids.
506
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:41,548
Right.
Give it a go.
507
00:19:41,581 --> 00:19:42,882
(wheelchair motor whirs,
chains clank)
508
00:19:42,915 --> 00:19:44,484
Fantastic.
509
00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:46,919
You know, I figured
510
00:19:46,953 --> 00:19:51,157
there's nothing I like to do
more than fight for you.
511
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:52,725
Let's give your friends
a taste.
512
00:19:52,759 --> 00:19:56,263
Okay, I'm gonna hide this key
way back --
513
00:19:56,296 --> 00:19:57,430
Oh, they look stupid.
514
00:19:57,464 --> 00:20:00,066
I'll leave it
right there.
515
00:20:01,234 --> 00:20:02,502
Is that JJ DiMeo?
516
00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:03,670
-Dude!
-Dude!
517
00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:04,771
-Dude!
-Dude!
518
00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:06,406
-Dude!
-Dude, are you okay?
519
00:20:06,439 --> 00:20:08,441
Eastlake did this to you?
Not cool!
520
00:20:08,475 --> 00:20:09,509
JJ's our boy!
521
00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:10,943
You guys unlock him.
522
00:20:10,977 --> 00:20:12,579
I'll go to his house
and tell his mom.
523
00:20:12,612 --> 00:20:13,746
**
524
00:20:13,780 --> 00:20:15,014
Hey, what's this for?
525
00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:18,585
Hey, Eastlake,
you forgot your key!
526
00:20:18,618 --> 00:20:20,553
Oh, my God.
527
00:20:20,587 --> 00:20:22,121
All right, come on.
528
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:25,592
You're gonna pay for this,
Eastlake!
529
00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:30,363
(players grunting)
530
00:20:30,397 --> 00:20:32,265
* When it's on, it's on
531
00:20:32,299 --> 00:20:33,633
* Let's get it on
532
00:20:33,666 --> 00:20:36,102
I don't know who JJ is,
but I'm sorry!
533
00:20:36,135 --> 00:20:38,037
* Come on, now
534
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:39,772
(cheering)
535
00:20:42,008 --> 00:20:43,310
(whistle blows)
536
00:20:43,343 --> 00:20:44,877
No call!
537
00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:46,779
I heard about
what you did to that kid.
538
00:20:46,813 --> 00:20:47,980
(cheers and applause)
539
00:20:48,014 --> 00:20:50,317
This is all for you, JJ!
540
00:20:50,350 --> 00:20:51,718
Whoo!
(whistle blows)
541
00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:53,920
Does everyone who plays a sport
do it for JJ?
542
00:20:53,953 --> 00:20:55,922
Did we get the one
that locked you up, JJ?
543
00:20:55,955 --> 00:20:56,923
No, not yet.
544
00:20:56,956 --> 00:20:58,124
Shut up, shut up.
545
00:20:58,157 --> 00:21:01,628
**
546
00:21:01,661 --> 00:21:03,596
Are we okay
with all this carnage?
547
00:21:03,630 --> 00:21:07,800
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Go, American football! Go on!
548
00:21:07,834 --> 00:21:09,636
You having
a good time, JJ?
549
00:21:09,669 --> 00:21:12,305
"Hells yeah, bitch."
550
00:21:12,339 --> 00:21:13,806
Is that --
That's new.
551
00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:15,742
Oh! That means
he has to go to the bathroom.
552
00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:17,109
Get up. Go on.
Get up. Go on.
553
00:21:17,143 --> 00:21:18,445
Sorry, darling.
Yeah, go on.
554
00:21:18,478 --> 00:21:21,481
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