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I found it!
I found the coupon!
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Okay, team, in three minutes,
this 50%-off-breakfast coupon
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becomes a 0%-off-
breakfast coupon,
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so buckle up.
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(door closes)
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(sighs)
What is it, Ray?
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Why must it always
be like this?
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There is no way we can make it
there in three minutes.
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The place is 10 minutes away.
(engine starts)
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Is that a challenge?
No, not a challenge.
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I believe you can do it.
Don't show me.
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(Dolly Parton's "9 to 5" plays)
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(tires screech)
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(scoffs)
10 minutes.
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* Tumble out of bed,
and I stumble to the kitchen *
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* Pour myself
a cup of ambition *
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* And yawn and stretch...
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Yeah, construction.
Evade.
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(tires screech)
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* Jump in the shower,
and the blood starts pumpin' *
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* Out on the street,
the traffic starts jumpin' *
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* With folks like me on the job
from 9:00 to 5:00 *
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Mmm. Hazelnut.
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-Nice, right?
-Delicious.
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* What a way to make a livin'
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* Barely gettin' by
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Not a lane!
Not a lane!
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Not a lane!
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* They just use your mind
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Hey! Whoa!
What's the matter with you?!
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If you would put oil
in it beforehand,
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you wouldn't be
in the middle of the road!
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You better listen
to the little girl.
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Do you want to be
behind the van or under it?
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Do you want to be
under the van?
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* ...for service and devotion
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* You would --
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(radar gun beeps)
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(siren wails)
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Not her.
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(wailing stops)
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Life's too short.
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* 9:00 to 5:00
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And here we are.
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(tires screech)
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* I swear, sometimes,
that man is out -- *
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Excuse me.
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There's no handicapped
placard on your car.
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Do you expect me to walk
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from all the way over there
to just...
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I'm sorry, love.
You were saying?
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Something about
difficulty walking?
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She got difficulty walking,
darling.
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Aw.
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Oi! Oi!
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Yeah, hello.
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Now, these --
these need a bit of a tune-up,
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but he's all there upstairs,
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and he's got a thing
about staring.
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That's the finger.
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Work in progress.
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**
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RAY: H-E-R-E --
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"Here."
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Why are we here?
I don't know.
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Maybe she got a coupon
for a crack house.
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Ha!
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I-T -- "It"...
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S-U-- "sucks."
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It sucks.
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So negative, Ray.
You haven't even seen the place.
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No, JJ said it.
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Of course you didn't,
did you, sweetheart?
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Bully.
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Now, I know you're wondering
why we're here.
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Well, we're moving!
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What? To here?
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Yes! Their high school just laid
down a $2 million track.
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I'm sorry. Moving?
Changing schools again?
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This will be the sixth school
in two years.
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We're moving because I found
the perfect situation
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for your brother.
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It is a plain old class
with a full-time aide,
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someone who's gonna be
by your side,
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reading from your board
wherever you go --
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a voice.
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No more special ed.
Brilliant, right?
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But it's crazy expensive
here.
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Son, are you familiar
with the phrase,
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"Pick the worst house
in the best neighborhood"?
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Let's take the tour.
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It's right next
to the freeway.
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No, it's close
to the freeway.
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(train rumbling)
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It's right next
to the train!
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The deck...
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(door creaks)
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...was located here.
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So you're gonna want to avoid
the deck area.
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Knock on it.
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(clangs)
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It's a cell tower.
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-It is.
-Yeah, it is.
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(laughs)
Like 30 bars.
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I can call God.
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G-I-R-L-S.
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"Girls"?
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Yeah, of course an aide
will help you talk to girls.
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Ha!
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Oh. (laughs)
Yeah.
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Hey, Ray, JJ says
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we should try and get
an aide for you, too.
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(both laughing)
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(chuckles)
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(TV chatter)
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Something up?
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Uh, let's take a ride.
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We'll go watch the cars.
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RAY:
I don't want to move,
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and I can't watch Mom
get disappointed again.
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She thinks it's gonna fix
everything, but it won't,
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and we'll be on
to the next perfect place.
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(tires screech)
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Oh, nice one!
(chuckling)
Oh, awesome!
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You know that.
Why don't you say anything?
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Because your mom believes,
and I love her for it.
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I'm not gonna take that
away from her.
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(sighs)
Look, I get it.
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You're doing great
in school.
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You've got your friend
next door,
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who sucks,
by the way -- hard.
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That kid sucks hard.
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-You're just --
-Hold on.
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And there goes
the muffler!
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That was glorious.
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(sighs)
All right, how about this?
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We've got the old house
for a couple of weeks.
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I was gonna go there
and pack.
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What if I don't,
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and if the new place
doesn't work out,
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we just go home?
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Oh, my God.
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I get to be right,
and you get to be lazy.
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Those are our
favorite things.
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Yeah.
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(tires screech)
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Oh, saw sparks on that one.
So, so cool.
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Everybody wants to drive around
with a fat guy.
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Wrong hill, pal!
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Okay, let's go
get JJ a voice.
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Gonna miss you, bro.
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You're leaving a lot of ass
on the table.
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I'm gonna miss
having someone else around
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who cares about astronomy.
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But, dude,
you're my wingman.
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If you're not talking me up,
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I'm not sure I'd get that Sophia
at that party last week.
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I-I did.
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We were all like --
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Aaahhhh.
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And -- And then, we --
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Unh!
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Unh.
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Unh. Unh. Unh
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(high-pitched voice)
Unh! Unh! Unh!
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(normal voice)
Unh! Unh! Unh! Unh!
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JJ is so excited.
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He's never had an aide speak
for him before -- just mum.
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Suppose he is 16 now.
It's time his voice changed.
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(laughs)
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Oh, yeah, no.
That means he's laughing.
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"Is my new voice guy cool?"
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Well, it's a she, and...
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JJ! Hello, sugar!
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I cannot wait to be
the ambassador
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for such a hip, young dude.
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I hit the Urban Dictionary
and got up on all the lingo.
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I was thinking
I'd call you J-Tizzy.
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Oh, yeah,
don't do that.
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MAYA: Look at this.
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Didn't I tell you
this place was gonna be great?
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(school bell rings)
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"Dad, I hate...
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this lady's voice."
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Yeah, son,
it's not great.
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Oh, the DiMeos.
Hello.
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I'm Dr. Miller,
your school principal,
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and we are so glad
that you're here
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just in time
for tonight's big school fair.
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The theme is "inclusivity."
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You said there
wasn't gonna be a theme.
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Well, you'll find
we take great pride
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in our progressive
and thoughtful environment.
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In fact, we just changed
the mascot from a Viking,
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with its connotation
of pillaging
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and male sexual
aggression,
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to a sea slug,
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which has both male
and female genitalia.
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Huh?
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Okay, then.
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Let's go to school,
shall we?
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Where's the wheelchair ramp?
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Right.
About that.
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Bye, kids!
Have a great day!
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A garbage ramp?
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It's not
just a garbage ramp.
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No, it's a garbage-and-my-son
ramp.
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No, according
to the district,
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it's acceptable
alternate access.
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Oh, look,
there's someone else
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on the acceptable
alternate access now.
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What disabled luminary is on
his way to the Dumpster today?
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Oh, my God!
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It's space genius
Stephen Hawking.
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Enchanted, Professor.
How are you?
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What is this?
Is this a play?
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Kenneth, Mrs. DiMeo's son
uses a wheelchair.
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Can you assure her this is
our normal disabled egress?
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Sure, it is.
For a ball game last week,
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we pushed a sweet,
crippled grandmother --
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"Crippled"?
Did you say "crippled"?
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Oh, Kenneth.
Sweet Kenneth.
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Okay, crash course
in basic human dignity.
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Let's play a little game I like
to call "Trash or Person?"
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I'll start you off
with an easy one.
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Empty bag of manure --
trash or person?
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Go!
Um. I --
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It's trash!
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Trash.
Of course it is.
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Bottle --
Drunk by a person.
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Drunk by a person,
but it's trash.
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Trash or person?
Trash!
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Yep.
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(school bell rings)
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Hey. Are you new?
I'm Matt.
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You seem great, Matt,
but I'm just here for the day.
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Are you, Dr. Miller, trash?
Or are you a person?
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I'm a --
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You're a person,
Dr. Miller.
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Of course I am.
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Of course
you are a person.
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Oh, Doctor.
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Listen, here's what I think
should happen --
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No, I'll tell you
what's going to happen.
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You're gonna build a ramp
in front.
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Furthermore, I would like
"Crippled" here to be cited
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for his language, which I think
should be deemed hate speech.
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Be it so deemed.
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Look, Miss...
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I enjoy
your blind-side energy.
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And speaking as the black man
in Newport,
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a person who gets
pulled over twice
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before he pulls
out of the parking lot,
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the irony of being called
intolerant is not lost on me.
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Now, if you don't mind,
I have a lot of work
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and a little bit of
Lionel Richie to get back to.
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Yeah.
258
00:09:35,108 --> 00:09:37,144
I don't like him.
259
00:09:37,177 --> 00:09:39,112
Nice to meet you, Blind Side.
260
00:09:40,914 --> 00:09:42,883
He's here!
He's here!
261
00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:45,585
(applause)
262
00:09:45,619 --> 00:09:47,688
More, come on!
Everybody stand!
263
00:09:49,322 --> 00:09:50,924
Oh, God.
He can't stand.
264
00:09:50,958 --> 00:09:53,894
The ovation is insensitive!
Everybody down.
265
00:09:53,927 --> 00:09:57,397
Sorry.
We're just excited.
266
00:09:57,430 --> 00:09:59,767
We haven't had a student
before who's --
267
00:10:00,801 --> 00:10:02,770
...who has --
268
00:10:05,205 --> 00:10:07,641
...who is taller
sitting down
269
00:10:07,675 --> 00:10:10,277
than any of us are
standing up.
270
00:10:10,310 --> 00:10:11,511
We're done with the clapping!
271
00:10:12,312 --> 00:10:14,748
Your classmates have something
they want to share with you.
272
00:10:14,782 --> 00:10:15,683
Zachary?
273
00:10:15,716 --> 00:10:18,551
Zachary's cousin is deaf,
so he gets it.
274
00:10:19,687 --> 00:10:21,689
Huh?
275
00:10:23,323 --> 00:10:25,959
"Why?
You don't know me."
276
00:10:25,993 --> 00:10:28,195
Well, we don't have to.
You're an inspiration.
277
00:10:28,228 --> 00:10:30,864
So, what do you say,
Mr. President?
278
00:10:30,898 --> 00:10:34,334
He says, "Eat a bag of --"
279
00:10:34,367 --> 00:10:36,737
He's flattered,
and he'll think about it!
280
00:10:39,740 --> 00:10:40,808
(stopwatch beeps)
281
00:10:40,841 --> 00:10:43,443
58 seconds!
Dylan, are you kidding me?
282
00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:45,212
That's amazing.
Thank you, Coach.
283
00:10:45,245 --> 00:10:46,546
72 seconds!
284
00:10:46,579 --> 00:10:48,816
Jackie, are you kidding me?
Amazing!
285
00:10:48,849 --> 00:10:51,218
Sorry, Coach. 72 seconds?
That's not amazing.
286
00:10:51,251 --> 00:10:53,854
Yeah, it stinks,
but what we value here
287
00:10:53,887 --> 00:10:56,456
is doing your best,
whatever that happens to be.
288
00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:58,391
Oh.
289
00:10:58,425 --> 00:10:59,326
Why?
290
00:10:59,359 --> 00:11:00,360
Trust me. When --
291
00:11:00,393 --> 00:11:02,863
1:40.
Emma, amazing!
292
00:11:02,896 --> 00:11:04,832
Not amazing, Emma!
293
00:11:04,865 --> 00:11:06,666
You're slow!
294
00:11:06,700 --> 00:11:09,002
Sign my petition?
Build a wheelchair ramp?
295
00:11:09,036 --> 00:11:10,303
Sign my petition?
296
00:11:10,337 --> 00:11:12,339
Come on.
What -- What is this, now?
297
00:11:12,372 --> 00:11:13,506
I'm raising awareness.
298
00:11:13,540 --> 00:11:15,008
Of the fact
that you're nuts?
299
00:11:15,042 --> 00:11:17,911
Oh, word's out.
Awareness is high.
300
00:11:17,945 --> 00:11:18,846
Mm.
301
00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:23,550
You are standing
on the flowers I just planted.
302
00:11:25,285 --> 00:11:27,154
Oh.
303
00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:28,421
I don't care.
304
00:11:28,455 --> 00:11:30,758
(chuckles)
305
00:11:30,791 --> 00:11:32,392
Now, you --
you're not gonna win.
306
00:11:32,425 --> 00:11:35,362
Hmm?
These people know who you are.
307
00:11:35,395 --> 00:11:37,430
They even had a big meeting
about how to handle you.
308
00:11:37,464 --> 00:11:39,499
Handle me?
What do you mean?
Mm-hmm.
309
00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:42,035
They talked to some other school
that you went off on.
310
00:11:42,069 --> 00:11:43,270
Oh, what other school?
311
00:11:43,303 --> 00:11:44,504
-What, Lincoln?
-No.
312
00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:45,939
-Woodbridge?
-No.
-El Modena?
-No.
313
00:11:45,973 --> 00:11:47,340
Whitman? Marshall?
314
00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:48,275
Fountain Valley?
315
00:11:48,308 --> 00:11:49,409
Does the fact
that this is taking so long
316
00:11:49,442 --> 00:11:51,111
tell you anything
about your patterns?
317
00:11:51,144 --> 00:11:53,446
Handle me, huh?
Yeah, we'll see.
318
00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:55,448
What can I say?
The place seems great to me.
319
00:11:55,482 --> 00:11:56,416
Yeah.
320
00:11:56,449 --> 00:11:57,384
Oi!
321
00:11:57,417 --> 00:11:59,820
Sea Slug, office.
322
00:12:05,125 --> 00:12:07,160
**
323
00:12:21,608 --> 00:12:23,143
JILLIAN:
Can I help you?
324
00:12:25,278 --> 00:12:26,613
Oh, sorry.
325
00:12:26,646 --> 00:12:29,449
I was just looking
for the astronomy club.
326
00:12:29,482 --> 00:12:31,318
You found her.
(chuckles)
327
00:12:31,351 --> 00:12:32,585
Care to join?
328
00:12:32,619 --> 00:12:34,754
Me?
329
00:12:36,156 --> 00:12:37,457
Okay.
330
00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:42,562
Jillian.
331
00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:44,597
Uh, thank you?
332
00:12:50,503 --> 00:12:52,772
**
333
00:12:57,177 --> 00:12:58,946
So, I told that principal,
334
00:12:58,979 --> 00:13:01,982
"I'm not staying anywhere
that I'm not wanted -- period."
335
00:13:02,015 --> 00:13:03,283
Does that mean
we're done here?
336
00:13:03,316 --> 00:13:04,584
Nothing's official yet,
Jennifer.
Check the contract.
337
00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:06,453
We have you till 6:00.
338
00:13:06,486 --> 00:13:08,421
What do we do?
Do we go back?
339
00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:11,324
No, we should stay.
JJ gets an aide.
340
00:13:11,358 --> 00:13:13,193
I mean, we could find
someone better --
341
00:13:13,226 --> 00:13:14,828
maybe a guy
with a cooler voice.
342
00:13:14,862 --> 00:13:16,763
No offense.
-No, I agree.
343
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:17,730
May I go?
344
00:13:17,764 --> 00:13:19,332
JJ's decided I sound
like a fairy godmother.
345
00:13:19,366 --> 00:13:22,769
He's asked me to turn a number
of students into pumpkins.
346
00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:24,271
Yeah,
he hates this school.
347
00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:27,807
He says his class wants
to make him... president?
348
00:13:27,841 --> 00:13:29,877
Fine. It's not for him --
It's for me.
349
00:13:29,910 --> 00:13:31,378
I like the school.
350
00:13:31,411 --> 00:13:32,379
Why?
351
00:13:32,412 --> 00:13:34,181
They have a planetarium
with a girl in it
352
00:13:34,214 --> 00:13:35,615
who likes me.
353
00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:37,184
This will never
happen again.
354
00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:40,020
Can you guys
give it another shot?
355
00:13:40,053 --> 00:13:41,788
JJ, help me out.
356
00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:43,523
He says, "No.
357
00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:47,160
But my mouse friends and I can
make you a gown for the ball."
358
00:13:47,194 --> 00:13:49,196
Is that really necessary?
-Ray, come on.
359
00:13:49,229 --> 00:13:51,631
We can't decide to stay
just 'cause you met some girl.
360
00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:54,301
No, of course not.
It's something I want,
so who cares?
361
00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:55,402
Forget what I said.
362
00:13:55,435 --> 00:13:57,037
Let's move.
On to the next mistake.
363
00:13:57,070 --> 00:13:58,805
Where are you going?
The school fair.
364
00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:00,340
No. They disrespected
your brother.
365
00:14:00,373 --> 00:14:02,042
They insulted me.
You're not going to their fair.
366
00:14:02,075 --> 00:14:02,910
But she asked me.
367
00:14:02,943 --> 00:14:04,677
Look, can you
just have my back
368
00:14:04,711 --> 00:14:06,213
without an argument,
just once?
369
00:14:06,246 --> 00:14:08,015
In which fight?
Who can keep track?
370
00:14:08,048 --> 00:14:10,050
All right, both of you,
calm down.
371
00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:11,451
I will not say
"Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo."
372
00:14:11,484 --> 00:14:14,354
I don't think that adds anything
to the conversation!
Yes, it does.
373
00:14:14,387 --> 00:14:16,389
Ray, I may find the fights,
but they start them.
374
00:14:16,423 --> 00:14:18,225
I'm not going to apologize
for taking care of your brother.
375
00:14:18,258 --> 00:14:19,526
He got the right mum.
376
00:14:19,559 --> 00:14:21,228
Yeah, he did.
377
00:14:21,261 --> 00:14:23,730
Really?
You -- Go upstairs.
378
00:14:23,763 --> 00:14:24,564
There's no upstairs here.
379
00:14:24,597 --> 00:14:25,966
You --
Go where your room is.
380
00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:29,669
(door closes)
381
00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:32,439
I need some air.
382
00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:47,220
I'm right, right?
He's wrong.
383
00:14:47,254 --> 00:14:49,489
I'm a little wet
for this conversation.
384
00:14:55,328 --> 00:14:57,130
You fight and fight
385
00:14:57,164 --> 00:15:00,467
to make sure JJ
has a normal life.
386
00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:02,769
Maybe he's not the only one
who deserves that.
387
00:15:02,802 --> 00:15:04,337
(sighs)
388
00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:11,478
Towel.
Maya, towel.
389
00:15:11,511 --> 00:15:13,146
Maya, towel.
390
00:15:13,180 --> 00:15:14,747
(train whistle blows)
Ah.
391
00:15:14,781 --> 00:15:16,416
Good evening, commuters!
392
00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:18,718
(knock on door)
Ray?
393
00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:20,120
Ray?
394
00:15:20,153 --> 00:15:23,790
Oh, listen, I know you
might want to stay here.
395
00:15:23,823 --> 00:15:27,227
And I know that I do
move you around a lot.
396
00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:28,628
Well, come on, love.
397
00:15:30,097 --> 00:15:31,331
(both scream)
398
00:15:31,364 --> 00:15:32,732
Where's Raymond?!
399
00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:33,800
He went to the fair!
400
00:15:33,833 --> 00:15:35,568
This was my idea.
I need you to fire me.
401
00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:36,836
You are fired!
I can't take it here!
402
00:15:36,869 --> 00:15:39,072
You people are crazy!
You are fired!
403
00:15:39,106 --> 00:15:40,673
Ohh.
404
00:15:40,707 --> 00:15:42,275
Now, the center's gonna
send you an evaluation.
405
00:15:42,309 --> 00:15:44,477
Get out!
406
00:15:44,511 --> 00:15:47,680
**
407
00:15:47,714 --> 00:15:49,082
(radar beeps, siren wails)
408
00:15:49,116 --> 00:15:51,218
No. That's her again.
Check out the tags.
409
00:15:52,352 --> 00:15:53,953
They say it's not even
a vanity plate.
410
00:15:53,987 --> 00:15:57,157
Lady at the DMV
just gave it to her.
411
00:15:57,190 --> 00:15:59,192
**
412
00:16:03,130 --> 00:16:04,364
This looks fun.
413
00:16:07,134 --> 00:16:09,869
Uh...
414
00:16:09,902 --> 00:16:13,673
JIMMY: Yep.
There's Mom's car.
415
00:16:13,706 --> 00:16:16,443
All right, one of you should run
with me and stop Mom.
416
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:17,844
One of you should stay
with the van.
417
00:16:17,877 --> 00:16:20,580
Hmm. What might be
a good division of labor?
418
00:16:21,881 --> 00:16:23,550
Finger. Fair.
419
00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:24,984
(door opens)
420
00:16:26,853 --> 00:16:28,655
You look nervous.
421
00:16:28,688 --> 00:16:30,790
I'm not a big heights guy.
422
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,525
I'll keep you safe.
423
00:16:32,559 --> 00:16:34,561
**
424
00:16:37,564 --> 00:16:38,631
Uh...
425
00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:40,167
Uh-oh.
426
00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:41,134
ZANE:
Jill, what the hell?
427
00:16:41,168 --> 00:16:43,303
Zane.
Zane?
428
00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:44,337
There's a boyfriend?
429
00:16:44,371 --> 00:16:46,739
He's my friend.
Don't be mean.
430
00:16:49,942 --> 00:16:51,278
Up, please.
431
00:16:54,781 --> 00:16:58,518
KENNETH:
* Come on and sing my song
432
00:16:58,551 --> 00:17:01,054
* All --
No! Come on!
433
00:17:01,088 --> 00:17:03,323
This isn't a parking space.
434
00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:04,857
(sighs)
435
00:17:08,061 --> 00:17:11,498
Oh, I know
whose kid you are.
436
00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:13,032
What's up, man?
437
00:17:13,066 --> 00:17:15,735
"You sound cool."
438
00:17:16,936 --> 00:17:18,705
Well, of course
I sound cool.
439
00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:20,573
I am cool.
440
00:17:20,607 --> 00:17:22,875
"Want a job?"
441
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:26,579
Are you hiring,
Blind Side Jr.?
442
00:17:26,613 --> 00:17:28,248
(screams)
443
00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:29,516
Oh, it bounces, too?!
444
00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:31,050
Oh, no. Oh, no.
445
00:17:33,453 --> 00:17:34,554
Oh, no.
446
00:17:34,587 --> 00:17:36,055
Hello, love.
447
00:17:36,089 --> 00:17:37,290
(screams)
448
00:17:40,127 --> 00:17:42,429
Try it out? Sure.
449
00:17:42,462 --> 00:17:46,133
"I don't want applesauce."
450
00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:47,867
I don't care for it
much myself.
451
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:54,241
Okay, uh, "Stop leaning
on my wheelchair."
452
00:17:54,274 --> 00:17:57,944
What if it was more of a,
uh, "Back off, jackass"?
453
00:17:57,977 --> 00:17:58,811
Ah!
454
00:17:58,845 --> 00:18:00,447
"Do I look like
a mailbox to you?"
455
00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:02,582
(laughs)
456
00:18:02,615 --> 00:18:04,617
I'm kind of liking
this act.
457
00:18:04,651 --> 00:18:07,420
Shall we take it
out on the road?
458
00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:11,458
All I wanted to do
was stay in one place
459
00:18:11,491 --> 00:18:12,825
for, like, a minute.
460
00:18:12,859 --> 00:18:13,826
(screams)
461
00:18:13,860 --> 00:18:15,662
Oh, and you should make
all our decisions.
462
00:18:15,695 --> 00:18:19,098
I mean, you are the adult,
after all -- I am the child.
463
00:18:19,132 --> 00:18:20,567
I don't think that.
464
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,235
You said I wasn't
allowed to get a dog.
465
00:18:22,269 --> 00:18:24,671
It's a big
responsibility!
466
00:18:24,704 --> 00:18:27,940
You don't know everything,
little boy.
467
00:18:27,974 --> 00:18:29,942
Do you realize,
before you ran away,
468
00:18:29,976 --> 00:18:32,812
I came to tell you that I gave
up on this place too soon?
469
00:18:32,845 --> 00:18:34,814
You were going
to apologize?
470
00:18:34,847 --> 00:18:37,150
Oh, must we put
a label on it?
471
00:18:37,184 --> 00:18:41,488
Look, yes, JJ gets
a lot of my attention.
472
00:18:41,521 --> 00:18:43,956
Maybe it's because
he needs me,
473
00:18:43,990 --> 00:18:46,493
and maybe it's because you're
so damn sure that you don't.
474
00:18:46,526 --> 00:18:49,028
But I hear you, Ray,
I do.
475
00:18:49,061 --> 00:18:50,830
And I love you.
476
00:18:50,863 --> 00:18:54,767
And if you don't
feel that every minute,
477
00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:57,304
then I'm not doing
my job properly,
478
00:18:57,337 --> 00:18:59,506
and for that,
I am truly, truly --
479
00:18:59,539 --> 00:19:02,008
(screams)
480
00:19:03,743 --> 00:19:05,212
Again, please.
481
00:19:05,245 --> 00:19:06,413
Last time, kid.
482
00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:14,521
"Ray needs help.
We should fight them."
483
00:19:14,554 --> 00:19:17,324
Oh,should do that?
Interesting.
484
00:19:17,357 --> 00:19:18,691
How many
are you gonna take on?
485
00:19:18,725 --> 00:19:21,628
"I have an idea."
486
00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:23,863
So, I think we should
give this place a shot.
487
00:19:23,896 --> 00:19:26,499
Great, but I think you were
about to say, "I'm sorry."
488
00:19:26,533 --> 00:19:28,835
Oh, I did.
You missed it.
489
00:19:28,868 --> 00:19:29,802
Mm.
490
00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:31,003
KENNETH (over P.A.):
Would all students
491
00:19:31,037 --> 00:19:33,005
report to the stage?
492
00:19:33,039 --> 00:19:35,174
Please report to the stage.
493
00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:37,176
Now!
494
00:19:37,210 --> 00:19:38,711
Think I'm playing
with y'all?!
495
00:19:41,614 --> 00:19:45,084
All right, um, the kid
would like to say something.
496
00:19:45,117 --> 00:19:50,056
"My name is JJ DiMeo...
497
00:19:50,089 --> 00:19:54,694
student, inspiration..."
498
00:19:54,727 --> 00:19:56,329
(chuckles)
499
00:19:56,363 --> 00:20:00,032
"...the Wheeled Avenger,
the Quiet Storm,
500
00:20:00,066 --> 00:20:02,369
butt-high lady candy."
501
00:20:02,402 --> 00:20:04,704
(laughs)
502
00:20:04,737 --> 00:20:07,407
Little less?
Okay. Sorry. All right.
503
00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:09,276
"...and as of this moment,
504
00:20:09,309 --> 00:20:12,178
candidate for student council
president."
505
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:14,180
(cheers and applause)
506
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:17,016
(crowd chanting "JJ!")
507
00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:19,852
* Hey, don't write
yourself off yet *
508
00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:22,389
This is such
an open-minded community!
509
00:20:22,422 --> 00:20:26,926
Yeah, you should see them
during Black History Month.
510
00:20:26,959 --> 00:20:29,228
(chanting continues)
511
00:20:29,262 --> 00:20:32,565
* It just takes some time
512
00:20:32,599 --> 00:20:34,967
* You're in the middle
of the ride *
513
00:20:35,001 --> 00:20:37,870
* Everything, everything
will be just fine *
514
00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:42,409
* Everything, everything
will be all right *
515
00:20:42,442 --> 00:20:43,910
* It just takes some time
516
00:20:43,943 --> 00:20:47,046
* Little girl, you're
in the middle of the ride *
517
00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:49,982
Oh, it would seem
that you're staying.
518
00:20:50,016 --> 00:20:53,252
May I say
that I'm thrilled?
519
00:20:54,521 --> 00:20:56,989
None of these rides
have ramps.
520
00:21:00,527 --> 00:21:02,962
It could go bouncier.
Yeah, come on, bouncier!
521
00:21:02,995 --> 00:21:05,164
Or the next bouncing
she's gonna do is on your head!
522
00:21:05,197 --> 00:21:06,265
Yeah, what she said!
523
00:21:06,299 --> 00:21:08,167
Go on.
Bouncier.
524
00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:09,736
Whoo!
525
00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:13,306
It's quiet.
I'm alone.
526
00:21:13,340 --> 00:21:16,175
Can I do this again,
but for, like, a week?
527
00:21:16,208 --> 00:21:18,244
How did you get me
to do this again?
528
00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:20,413
Well, actually, darling,
I'm quite surprised you did.
529
00:21:20,447 --> 00:21:22,315
Like this, JJ?
Yeah.
530
00:21:22,349 --> 00:21:24,584
(chuckles)
Here we go.
531
00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:25,652
Aah!
532
00:21:25,685 --> 00:21:28,655
He says, "Aah!"
533
00:21:28,688 --> 00:21:31,691
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