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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:22,080 --> 00:00:24,070 （蜡笔小新：幽灵忍者珍风传） 2 00:00:27,670 --> 00:00:29,410 你拥有的 Super Star 3 00:00:29,420 --> 00:00:31,250 对我来说也是 Super Star 4 00:00:31,250 --> 00:00:33,000 大家各自都是 Super Star 5 00:00:33,010 --> 00:00:35,130 所以各自都是大家的 Super Star 6 00:00:35,140 --> 00:00:37,010 早点注意到 Super Star 7 00:00:37,020 --> 00:00:38,630 明天是光明 Super Star 8 00:00:40,480 --> 00:00:42,280 我们都是大家的 Super Star 9 00:00:43,490 --> 00:00:47,860 你拥有实力 你的脑袋很聪明 10 00:00:47,870 --> 00:00:51,540 你的长相很好看 你对大家都很温柔 11 00:00:51,550 --> 00:00:53,380 擅长唱歌 擅长画画 12 00:00:53,390 --> 00:00:55,170 直到最后都不会放弃 13 00:00:55,180 --> 00:00:58,920 世界就是靠这些不同的人在运作 14 00:00:58,930 --> 00:01:02,310 没有你办不到的事 15 00:01:02,320 --> 00:01:04,360 所以你要重视自己 16 00:01:04,370 --> 00:01:05,980 抱持绝不动摇的自信 17 00:01:05,990 --> 00:01:08,280 你是只要打磨就会发光的钻石 18 00:01:08,290 --> 00:01:10,030 要是没有你的话就没办法开始 19 00:01:10,040 --> 00:01:11,880 地球这个空间 20 00:01:11,880 --> 00:01:13,790 谁都可以当英雄 Super Star 21 00:01:13,800 --> 00:01:15,540 We are super… 22 00:01:15,550 --> 00:01:17,420 大家都是 super… 23 00:01:17,430 --> 00:01:19,300 领袖 英雄 24 00:01:19,310 --> 00:01:21,560 We go super star 25 00:01:21,570 --> 00:01:23,230 Are you super star? 26 00:01:24,150 --> 00:01:26,770 “五年前” 27 00:01:38,390 --> 00:01:40,090 “柴田妇产科医院” 28 00:01:47,700 --> 00:01:48,650 美冴 29 00:01:49,370 --> 00:01:50,570 辛苦了 30 00:01:51,080 --> 00:01:52,290 美冴 31 00:01:52,670 --> 00:01:56,000 野原太太在隔壁那间，隔壁那间 32 00:02:00,260 --> 00:02:01,500 好小哦 33 00:02:04,650 --> 00:02:06,390 总算见到你了 34 00:02:06,650 --> 00:02:08,770 嗨，你看得到吗 35 00:02:08,780 --> 00:02:11,150 我就是你爸爸哦 36 00:02:11,670 --> 00:02:12,580 美冴 37 00:02:13,670 --> 00:02:16,580 真的辛苦你了，谢谢你 38 00:02:21,300 --> 00:02:23,520 老公，你替他想好名字了吗 39 00:02:24,360 --> 00:02:25,640 已经想好了 40 00:02:25,650 --> 00:02:27,390 我想的有新一，友则 41 00:02:27,400 --> 00:02:28,560 还有… 42 00:02:28,570 --> 00:02:30,930 因为下雨的关系都糊掉了 43 00:02:32,460 --> 00:02:35,540 新…之…助 44 00:02:37,460 --> 00:02:38,670 他刚刚是不是笑了 45 00:02:38,670 --> 00:02:39,830 怎么可能 46 00:02:39,840 --> 00:02:41,200 新之助 47 00:02:41,890 --> 00:02:43,300 新之助 48 00:02:45,350 --> 00:02:47,310 新之助… 49 00:02:48,860 --> 00:02:50,770 嗨，新之助 50 00:02:50,780 --> 00:02:51,900 小新 51 00:02:54,410 --> 00:02:55,870 -小新 -新之助 52 00:02:57,330 --> 00:02:58,410 小新 53 00:02:59,750 --> 00:03:01,330 “现在” 54 00:03:01,340 --> 00:03:02,680 快打开安全阀 55 00:03:02,680 --> 00:03:04,170 动作快，快点叫人过来 56 00:03:04,180 --> 00:03:06,270 快点，快去叫人来帮忙 57 00:03:10,980 --> 00:03:13,700 气势还不够，给我再用力点 58 00:03:13,700 --> 00:03:15,740 长老大人，再这样下去的话 59 00:03:16,210 --> 00:03:18,660 快点把这小子的儿子带过来 60 00:03:19,330 --> 00:03:21,830 既然他是屁祖隐家的儿子 61 00:03:21,850 --> 00:03:24,710 那么他应该会使用幽灵之术才对 62 00:03:30,230 --> 00:03:31,390 他们一定还在附近，快找 63 00:03:31,400 --> 00:03:32,990 不可以让忍者逃出这个村庄 64 00:03:33,490 --> 00:03:34,310 到处都找找看 65 00:03:34,330 --> 00:03:35,360 别让他们逃走了 66 00:03:35,870 --> 00:03:36,540 快来帮忙 67 00:03:36,540 --> 00:03:38,780 母亲大人，请问我们要去哪里 68 00:03:38,790 --> 00:03:40,400 去一个安全的地方 69 00:03:41,460 --> 00:03:42,720 如果是他们的话 70 00:03:43,050 --> 00:03:44,090 一定可以 71 00:04:00,620 --> 00:04:01,870 开始吧… 72 00:04:03,090 --> 00:04:05,960 小朋友，西瓜切好了哦 73 00:04:05,970 --> 00:04:07,130 来了 74 00:04:09,810 --> 00:04:11,010 看起来好好吃哦 75 00:04:11,020 --> 00:04:11,890 呆 76 00:04:11,900 --> 00:04:12,890 我开动了 77 00:04:13,360 --> 00:04:14,770 真是的，小新 78 00:04:14,780 --> 00:04:16,280 不要做这种没教养的事 79 00:04:16,280 --> 00:04:17,070 各位 80 00:04:17,070 --> 00:04:19,490 我们才练习到一半而已耶 81 00:04:19,740 --> 00:04:21,570 我们稍微休息一下啦 82 00:04:21,580 --> 00:04:23,700 正男，你热血过头了 83 00:04:24,090 --> 00:04:25,460 -呆 -当然要热血啊 84 00:04:27,340 --> 00:04:29,830 夏天专用的动感超人战斗服 85 00:04:29,850 --> 00:04:31,630 用吸湿排汗的材质 86 00:04:32,400 --> 00:04:34,190 动感超人一直在电视上 87 00:04:34,190 --> 00:04:35,680 打这个广告耶 88 00:04:36,150 --> 00:04:36,730 为了… 89 00:04:36,740 --> 00:04:39,650 在炎热的夏天守护正义 90 00:04:39,660 --> 00:04:43,000 穿着吸湿排汗的战斗服来这里… 91 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:44,990 动感光束… 92 00:04:45,010 --> 00:04:46,460 动感手刀 93 00:04:46,470 --> 00:04:47,200 风间 94 00:04:47,220 --> 00:04:49,920 你不是说你都不看儿童频道的吗 95 00:04:51,260 --> 00:04:53,560 因为电视在播，我只是刚好看到 96 00:04:53,770 --> 00:04:55,760 你不是说一直在打广告 97 00:04:55,780 --> 00:04:56,610 我没有说 98 00:04:56,610 --> 00:04:58,900 你们在练习烟火大会要跳的舞吗 99 00:04:59,650 --> 00:05:01,140 我们要一起去 100 00:05:01,450 --> 00:05:03,290 被选中的小朋友 101 00:05:03,290 --> 00:05:06,160 “春日部烟火大会” 可以上台跟动感超人一起跳舞哦 102 00:05:06,710 --> 00:05:08,450 被选中的人一定是我 103 00:05:08,460 --> 00:05:11,330 春日部的和平就由我来守护 104 00:05:12,060 --> 00:05:14,020 正男，你太犯规了 105 00:05:14,020 --> 00:05:14,850 我也想要 106 00:05:15,150 --> 00:05:16,930 动感超人战斗服 107 00:05:16,940 --> 00:05:19,400 我想要… 108 00:05:19,400 --> 00:05:20,520 想要… 109 00:05:20,530 --> 00:05:23,500 大家都在看，别做这种丢脸的行为 110 00:05:23,500 --> 00:05:25,200 不用顾虑我们没关系 111 00:05:25,210 --> 00:05:27,290 没办法克制的物欲 112 00:05:27,290 --> 00:05:32,840 我想要… 113 00:05:32,850 --> 00:05:33,720 -呆 -来了 114 00:05:35,020 --> 00:05:35,970 来了… 115 00:05:37,860 --> 00:05:40,270 对不起，真的非常非常抱歉 116 00:05:40,820 --> 00:05:42,110 真的非常抱歉 117 00:05:42,120 --> 00:05:43,360 等…等一下 118 00:05:43,370 --> 00:05:44,280 你在做什么啊 119 00:05:44,290 --> 00:05:46,320 实在非常非常对不起 120 00:05:46,500 --> 00:05:47,830 发生什么事啊 121 00:05:47,830 --> 00:05:49,330 不知道，我也不太清楚 122 00:05:49,340 --> 00:05:52,380 这位先生是柴田妇产科医院的院长 123 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:55,850 你说的柴田妇产科医院 124 00:05:55,850 --> 00:05:58,680 你说小新出生的那间医院吗 125 00:06:00,860 --> 00:06:02,650 你有没有看到这个孩子 126 00:06:03,410 --> 00:06:04,070 有 127 00:06:04,450 --> 00:06:05,820 他是你的孩子 128 00:06:06,040 --> 00:06:06,700 什么 129 00:06:07,290 --> 00:06:09,030 老公，你解释一下 130 00:06:09,040 --> 00:06:10,500 他也是太太的孩子 131 00:06:13,850 --> 00:06:15,800 我们进屋里再慢慢说吧 132 00:06:18,770 --> 00:06:21,050 我的名字叫做屁祖隐千代女 133 00:06:21,060 --> 00:06:22,360 这个孩子叫珍藏 134 00:06:23,620 --> 00:06:25,980 我叫野原新之助，今年5岁 135 00:06:25,990 --> 00:06:28,480 请多多计较 136 00:06:28,500 --> 00:06:30,580 这是最新潮的打招呼方式 137 00:06:31,040 --> 00:06:32,710 你几天没上厕所了 138 00:06:32,720 --> 00:06:36,010 跟我妈妈吃完吃到饱之后一样大耶 139 00:06:37,430 --> 00:06:39,890 小新，你先到庭院去玩好吗 140 00:06:39,890 --> 00:06:41,020 好 141 00:06:41,730 --> 00:06:42,400 珍藏 142 00:06:42,400 --> 00:06:44,400 要不要也跟小新一起去庭院玩呢 143 00:06:44,780 --> 00:06:46,990 母亲大人，在下可以去吗 144 00:06:47,620 --> 00:06:48,730 当然可以 145 00:06:53,420 --> 00:06:55,800 请问，这到底是怎么回事 146 00:06:55,800 --> 00:06:56,670 其实 147 00:06:57,140 --> 00:06:59,050 是我们不小心让野原夫人 148 00:06:59,060 --> 00:07:00,220 跟屁祖隐夫人 149 00:07:00,220 --> 00:07:02,060 互相抱错孩子了 150 00:07:03,440 --> 00:07:04,680 互相抱错孩子 151 00:07:04,860 --> 00:07:07,850 我一开始也觉得真的很难相信 152 00:07:08,410 --> 00:07:11,440 但是，我收到了这份亲子鉴定报告 153 00:07:12,840 --> 00:07:14,920 你们两位的孩子是珍藏 154 00:07:14,920 --> 00:07:17,540 而新之助才是我的亲生孩子 155 00:07:18,340 --> 00:07:21,130 在下的名字叫屁祖隐珍藏 156 00:07:21,140 --> 00:07:24,610 请各位多多计较，就是这样 157 00:07:24,610 --> 00:07:27,230 你不要教人家乱七八糟的东西啦 158 00:07:27,570 --> 00:07:29,860 珍藏要不要一起去 159 00:07:30,870 --> 00:07:32,490 动感超人 160 00:07:32,750 --> 00:07:33,990 没事的 161 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:34,910 别担心… 162 00:07:34,920 --> 00:07:38,910 就算休息一次，下次也会OK… 163 00:07:39,380 --> 00:07:40,210 明天 164 00:07:40,220 --> 00:07:41,050 明天… 165 00:07:41,050 --> 00:07:41,760 一定 166 00:07:41,760 --> 00:07:42,600 一定… 167 00:07:42,610 --> 00:07:45,640 明天一定不会灭亡… 168 00:07:45,650 --> 00:07:47,260 我差不多该回家了 169 00:07:47,280 --> 00:07:49,310 我还要去上补习班的暑期课 170 00:07:49,650 --> 00:07:50,640 妮妮也是 171 00:07:50,650 --> 00:07:52,400 今天要跟家人一起吃晚餐 172 00:07:52,420 --> 00:07:54,030 要赶快回家好好打扮 173 00:07:54,040 --> 00:07:55,870 人家要穿什么去才好咧 174 00:07:55,880 --> 00:07:57,580 没有人邀请你参加 175 00:07:57,920 --> 00:07:59,460 小新，拜拜 176 00:07:59,460 --> 00:08:00,210 呆 177 00:08:00,220 --> 00:08:01,550 再见，拜拜 178 00:08:02,890 --> 00:08:04,430 妮妮，你怎么了 179 00:08:04,440 --> 00:08:07,520 在这个到处都有，很普通的家庭 180 00:08:07,520 --> 00:08:10,770 有一位好像有什么隐情的孕妇来访 181 00:08:10,780 --> 00:08:12,120 有什么隐情 182 00:08:12,830 --> 00:08:14,240 怎么回事 183 00:08:14,250 --> 00:08:16,110 这种心悸的感觉是什么 184 00:08:16,630 --> 00:08:18,040 是火烧心 185 00:08:18,040 --> 00:08:19,830 是吃太多西瓜了啦 186 00:08:21,460 --> 00:08:22,510 我有预感 187 00:08:22,520 --> 00:08:23,630 这个平凡的家庭 188 00:08:23,640 --> 00:08:25,100 马上会面临一场风暴 189 00:08:25,100 --> 00:08:26,220 棉花糖 190 00:08:27,020 --> 00:08:28,350 抓… 191 00:08:33,250 --> 00:08:34,080 你要吃吗 192 00:08:38,620 --> 00:08:39,780 我突然想到 193 00:08:39,790 --> 00:08:40,750 生孩子那天 194 00:08:40,750 --> 00:08:42,680 野原先生一开始搞错地方 195 00:08:42,680 --> 00:08:44,010 跑到我的病房对吧 196 00:08:45,100 --> 00:08:46,810 还一边叫着美冴 197 00:08:47,350 --> 00:08:48,310 真的吗 198 00:08:48,520 --> 00:08:50,510 我的确有印象跑错了地方 199 00:08:50,520 --> 00:08:51,980 可是就算是这样… 200 00:08:51,980 --> 00:08:54,450 这一切都是我们医院的责任 201 00:08:54,830 --> 00:08:56,330 真的非常抱歉 202 00:08:56,830 --> 00:08:58,690 你跟我们道歉也没用啊 203 00:08:58,710 --> 00:09:01,320 这个是我们医院的一点点心意 204 00:09:01,330 --> 00:09:03,080 就算给我们钱也没有用 205 00:09:03,100 --> 00:09:04,460 这个是超纯金 206 00:09:04,640 --> 00:09:06,170 你说超纯金 207 00:09:06,180 --> 00:09:08,170 把这些换成钱的话 208 00:09:08,180 --> 00:09:10,720 大概可以买下三座东京巨蛋 209 00:09:10,980 --> 00:09:12,100 东京巨蛋 210 00:09:12,110 --> 00:09:13,270 你说三座吗 211 00:09:13,280 --> 00:09:14,400 请两位收下 212 00:09:14,410 --> 00:09:15,690 不行…不可以 213 00:09:15,700 --> 00:09:17,030 就算你们说小新 214 00:09:17,040 --> 00:09:18,700 不是我们两个人的孩子 215 00:09:18,700 --> 00:09:20,660 我们也绝对不可能会相信的 216 00:09:20,660 --> 00:09:21,820 说得也是 217 00:09:22,680 --> 00:09:25,050 我的心情也跟你们一样 218 00:09:25,050 --> 00:09:26,210 不管怎么样 219 00:09:26,220 --> 00:09:27,960 我跟那个孩子生活了五年 220 00:09:27,970 --> 00:09:28,930 这是事实 221 00:09:30,520 --> 00:09:31,770 但是再怎么样 222 00:09:31,770 --> 00:09:33,560 珍藏都是你们的孩子 223 00:09:35,110 --> 00:09:36,150 所以 224 00:09:36,160 --> 00:09:37,610 我们要不要两家人 225 00:09:37,620 --> 00:09:39,950 一起在这个家共同生活看看呢 226 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:43,670 两家人共同生活 227 00:09:43,670 --> 00:09:46,510 就是野原你们一家，跟我和珍藏 228 00:09:46,510 --> 00:09:48,170 还有我肚子里的孩子 229 00:09:48,180 --> 00:09:49,290 先等一下 230 00:09:49,300 --> 00:09:51,390 假设珍藏真的是我们的孩子的话 231 00:09:51,390 --> 00:09:52,230 我能理解 232 00:09:52,230 --> 00:09:54,070 但是，为什么连你肚子里的孩子 233 00:09:54,070 --> 00:09:55,230 都要住下来 234 00:09:55,240 --> 00:09:56,440 那当然是因为 235 00:09:56,450 --> 00:09:58,940 我是新之助真正的母亲啊 236 00:09:58,950 --> 00:10:00,490 身为新之助母亲的我 237 00:10:00,490 --> 00:10:01,980 即将生出的这孩子 238 00:10:01,990 --> 00:10:03,620 就是新之助的弟弟 239 00:10:03,630 --> 00:10:05,500 站在同样身为新之助父母的 240 00:10:05,510 --> 00:10:06,540 你们的角度 241 00:10:06,550 --> 00:10:08,210 新之助的弟弟跟母亲 242 00:10:08,220 --> 00:10:09,590 也算家人不是吗 243 00:10:10,680 --> 00:10:11,540 这个嘛 244 00:10:11,550 --> 00:10:14,060 总觉得好像越来越搞不清楚了 245 00:10:15,480 --> 00:10:18,270 反正今天呢，就请你们先回去吧 246 00:10:18,610 --> 00:10:20,480 我是不会收下这种东西的 247 00:10:20,490 --> 00:10:21,900 请你把头抬起来吧 248 00:10:25,380 --> 00:10:27,710 忍术，睡眠瘫痪之术 249 00:10:34,480 --> 00:10:37,440 “小白” 250 00:10:56,020 --> 00:10:57,100 解除 251 00:10:59,610 --> 00:11:01,310 好了，我们来吃饭吧 252 00:11:02,290 --> 00:11:04,280 柴田妇产科的那位先生呢 253 00:11:04,870 --> 00:11:06,250 你不是请他回去了吗 254 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:09,290 可是他刚刚还在这里 255 00:11:09,290 --> 00:11:10,200 这是什么啊 256 00:11:10,710 --> 00:11:12,040 是你们两位跟我说 257 00:11:12,050 --> 00:11:13,970 要全家一起吃饭的呀 258 00:11:13,980 --> 00:11:15,060 全家人 259 00:11:15,060 --> 00:11:16,720 你们说从今天开始 260 00:11:16,730 --> 00:11:18,060 我们都是一家人 261 00:11:18,060 --> 00:11:19,600 你们都不记得了吗 262 00:11:19,980 --> 00:11:21,100 不记得… 263 00:11:21,440 --> 00:11:24,070 是因为打击太大，失去记忆了吗 264 00:11:24,370 --> 00:11:26,780 玛格丽特披萨，我开动了 265 00:11:28,920 --> 00:11:30,870 好吃到屁屁都要裂开了 266 00:11:30,880 --> 00:11:31,580 屁屁要裂开了 267 00:11:31,590 --> 00:11:34,510 不理… 268 00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:37,930 母亲大人，请问我可以吃吗 269 00:11:37,940 --> 00:11:39,800 可以，赶快趁热吃吧 270 00:11:40,270 --> 00:11:42,240 这个是…麻糬吗 271 00:11:42,490 --> 00:11:44,280 讨厌，是披萨啦 272 00:11:44,280 --> 00:11:46,240 感觉披萨好像是配菜 273 00:11:46,240 --> 00:11:48,370 那个，我们吃完饭之后 274 00:11:48,370 --> 00:11:50,530 麻烦你们今天先回去好吗 275 00:11:52,260 --> 00:11:53,050 我觉得… 276 00:11:53,970 --> 00:11:54,830 你要生了吗 277 00:11:54,850 --> 00:11:55,880 好好吃 278 00:11:56,180 --> 00:11:57,760 这个孩子也这么说 279 00:12:01,690 --> 00:12:02,810 他会说话吗 280 00:12:02,820 --> 00:12:03,900 有人在家吗 281 00:12:03,910 --> 00:12:05,020 有什么事 282 00:12:05,910 --> 00:12:07,610 你是怎么跑进去的 283 00:12:07,620 --> 00:12:08,530 这个嘛 284 00:12:08,790 --> 00:12:10,490 等我们以后见面的时候 285 00:12:10,500 --> 00:12:12,030 再告诉你这件事吧 286 00:12:12,040 --> 00:12:13,290 是腹语术吗 287 00:12:13,300 --> 00:12:14,760 而且还很擅长 288 00:12:15,090 --> 00:12:16,460 你什么时候出来咧 289 00:12:16,470 --> 00:12:18,590 距离预产期还有一个月 290 00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:21,810 兄长大人，到时候还请你多多指教 291 00:12:22,060 --> 00:12:23,180 遵命 292 00:12:28,200 --> 00:12:29,780 到底是怎么回事 293 00:12:29,780 --> 00:12:32,660 天底下怎么可能会有这种事啊 294 00:12:33,970 --> 00:12:34,880 可是… 295 00:12:35,550 --> 00:12:36,590 可是 296 00:12:37,640 --> 00:12:39,340 如果她说的是真的呢 297 00:12:39,350 --> 00:12:41,510 怎么可能会有这种事啊 298 00:12:42,280 --> 00:12:43,360 也对 299 00:12:43,990 --> 00:12:47,230 小新…竟然不是我们两个的孩子 300 00:12:49,160 --> 00:12:50,190 爸爸 301 00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:52,500 我们吵醒你了吗 302 00:12:53,210 --> 00:12:54,870 抱歉，我们太吵了 303 00:12:55,670 --> 00:12:57,380 快点继续睡吧 304 00:13:00,510 --> 00:13:03,100 凛钢破 305 00:13:03,110 --> 00:13:05,100 忍术，幽灵之术 306 00:13:06,530 --> 00:13:07,150 珍藏 307 00:13:08,030 --> 00:13:10,110 你已经不需要再练习忍术了 308 00:13:10,240 --> 00:13:10,940 可是 309 00:13:10,950 --> 00:13:13,200 如果在下不学会幽灵之术的话 310 00:13:13,210 --> 00:13:15,070 会给大家添麻烦的 311 00:13:15,460 --> 00:13:16,920 真的已经够了 312 00:13:16,920 --> 00:13:19,290 因为你可以拥有不同的未来 313 00:13:20,760 --> 00:13:21,670 一定可以 314 00:13:54,540 --> 00:13:55,120 是 315 00:13:58,670 --> 00:13:59,750 是替身之术 316 00:14:03,350 --> 00:14:04,460 孩子在哪里 317 00:14:04,770 --> 00:14:06,050 你是以寡敌众 318 00:14:06,060 --> 00:14:07,890 而且顶着大肚子能做什么 319 00:14:08,230 --> 00:14:10,270 乖乖跟我回去，我就饶你一条命 320 00:14:14,910 --> 00:14:16,280 忍术，傀儡 321 00:14:51,310 --> 00:14:52,140 忍者 322 00:14:52,140 --> 00:14:53,230 不可以出来 323 00:14:58,330 --> 00:14:59,530 你待在这里 324 00:15:19,030 --> 00:15:20,740 我也要… 325 00:15:22,550 --> 00:15:24,580 忍术，自拍之术 326 00:15:25,170 --> 00:15:26,580 找到了，把他们抓起来 327 00:15:26,590 --> 00:15:28,380 不对，那个孩子是… 328 00:15:31,600 --> 00:15:32,810 东西找到了 329 00:15:32,820 --> 00:15:34,680 很好，我们撤退吧 330 00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:08,170 这里是哪里咧 331 00:16:08,170 --> 00:16:09,750 就快要到关隘了 332 00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:11,540 那是进入忍者村的地方 333 00:16:12,050 --> 00:16:13,220 忍者村 334 00:16:14,020 --> 00:16:15,760 停下来，在这里等着 335 00:16:19,570 --> 00:16:21,780 新之助，在这个地方… 336 00:16:22,240 --> 00:16:23,240 替身之术吗 337 00:16:25,170 --> 00:16:26,540 请说暗号，山 338 00:16:26,840 --> 00:16:27,450 川 339 00:16:27,460 --> 00:16:29,420 穗高是西武狮队的哦 340 00:16:29,420 --> 00:16:30,960 是敌人，来人啊 341 00:16:30,960 --> 00:16:32,470 是敌人… 342 00:16:32,480 --> 00:16:33,060 抓住他 343 00:16:33,060 --> 00:16:35,050 等一下，暗号是川 344 00:16:35,060 --> 00:16:36,140 是川啦 345 00:16:37,900 --> 00:16:39,140 帮他换上衣服 346 00:16:39,730 --> 00:16:42,220 不能让他穿着那身衣服进入村里 347 00:16:42,700 --> 00:16:44,190 快点把绳子解开 348 00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:46,240 我可是一名地球物理学者 349 00:16:46,250 --> 00:16:47,530 我来这里只是想调查… 350 00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:48,870 闭嘴，你这个可疑的人 351 00:16:48,880 --> 00:16:50,370 毛毛 352 00:16:50,380 --> 00:16:52,370 -学者怎么可能穿成这样 -那人是入侵者吗 353 00:16:52,380 --> 00:16:54,430 对，早上在森林里抓到的 354 00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:56,050 把他关进监牢里 355 00:16:56,060 --> 00:16:57,890 知道我们这个村庄的人 356 00:16:57,890 --> 00:16:59,560 绝对不可以活着回去 357 00:17:00,270 --> 00:17:02,820 以防万一，把警戒等级提高到三级 358 00:17:02,830 --> 00:17:03,910 -是 -仔细听我说 359 00:17:03,910 --> 00:17:06,570 从今天开始，你就是忍者了 360 00:17:09,210 --> 00:17:10,540 然后你要记得 361 00:17:10,540 --> 00:17:12,710 从今以后，我就是你的妈妈 362 00:17:14,510 --> 00:17:15,760 从今天开始 363 00:17:15,770 --> 00:17:18,050 你就是忍者屁祖隐珍藏 364 00:17:27,660 --> 00:17:29,320 这里就是忍者村吗 365 00:17:29,330 --> 00:17:31,620 没错，所有人都是 366 00:17:31,620 --> 00:17:35,090 身为忍者出生，身为忍者而死 367 00:17:35,100 --> 00:17:37,550 这是连名字都没有的忍者村 368 00:17:37,560 --> 00:17:39,840 哈啰，脸看起来很累的叔叔 369 00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:40,930 我们要去哪 370 00:17:41,480 --> 00:17:43,020 要去地球的肚脐 371 00:17:43,030 --> 00:17:44,310 地球的肚脐 372 00:17:44,320 --> 00:17:45,480 你不知道吗 373 00:17:46,160 --> 00:17:48,440 那是只有这个村庄的极少数人 374 00:17:48,450 --> 00:17:50,490 才可以进去的特别场所 375 00:17:54,180 --> 00:17:55,790 这是什么 376 00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:57,630 这就是地球的肚脐 377 00:17:59,680 --> 00:18:01,390 他们在采集脐石吗 378 00:18:01,390 --> 00:18:04,230 这块巨大的超纯金物质 379 00:18:04,450 --> 00:18:07,280 是一个堵住很深的洞穴的塞子 380 00:18:07,700 --> 00:18:09,910 很深是…这么深吗 381 00:18:09,910 --> 00:18:11,770 比那样再更深一点 382 00:18:11,790 --> 00:18:14,830 那个洞就像树根一样到处延伸 383 00:18:15,130 --> 00:18:18,040 听说一直通到地球的地底中心 384 00:18:20,220 --> 00:18:21,300 我进去看看 385 00:18:21,300 --> 00:18:22,010 不可以 386 00:18:23,020 --> 00:18:25,110 如果那个塞子不小心松脱的话 387 00:18:25,780 --> 00:18:27,020 事情就麻烦了 388 00:18:27,030 --> 00:18:28,810 你猜猜会发生什么事 389 00:18:28,820 --> 00:18:30,980 很可能会尿尿尿不完 390 00:18:30,990 --> 00:18:32,870 那样的确是很麻烦没错 391 00:18:33,750 --> 00:18:36,420 就像在气球里装满空气一样 392 00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:37,710 在地球里 393 00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:40,460 也装满了快要满溢出来的强大能源 394 00:18:40,680 --> 00:18:44,550 我们把那股能源取名叫做忍素 395 00:18:44,940 --> 00:18:47,060 如果那个塞子松脱的话 396 00:18:47,940 --> 00:18:49,850 地球就会失去忍素 397 00:18:49,860 --> 00:18:52,570 大地会荒废，大海会干涸 398 00:18:52,570 --> 00:18:54,080 风会停止吹动 399 00:18:54,670 --> 00:18:57,460 那么这里就会变成死掉的星球 400 00:18:58,630 --> 00:18:59,670 是鼠妇 401 00:19:01,130 --> 00:19:04,180 过来，长老大人要见你们 402 00:19:04,190 --> 00:19:05,680 他是不好惹的人 403 00:19:05,690 --> 00:19:07,600 你们千万别做出失礼的行为 404 00:19:08,110 --> 00:19:09,520 好 405 00:19:15,080 --> 00:19:16,870 有颗粒的红豆馅 406 00:19:16,880 --> 00:19:17,630 我不是说过 407 00:19:17,630 --> 00:19:20,120 今天的大福要吃没颗粒的红豆馅吗 408 00:19:20,630 --> 00:19:21,620 我马上去准备另一种… 409 00:19:21,630 --> 00:19:22,590 闭嘴 410 00:19:22,590 --> 00:19:25,310 忍术，金属澡盆 411 00:19:31,520 --> 00:19:33,120 真是没用的人 412 00:19:38,540 --> 00:19:40,080 我把屁祖隐珍藏 413 00:19:40,080 --> 00:19:42,420 跟他的母亲千代女带过来了 414 00:19:43,680 --> 00:19:45,300 真是辛苦你了 415 00:19:47,940 --> 00:19:49,470 真的非常抱歉 416 00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:52,230 你就是珍藏没错吧 417 00:19:53,700 --> 00:19:54,940 珍藏 418 00:19:54,950 --> 00:19:56,910 快点打招呼，小珍 419 00:19:57,200 --> 00:19:59,240 小珍，我叫小新 420 00:19:59,250 --> 00:20:00,160 小珍 421 00:20:00,170 --> 00:20:02,080 -我叫小新 -要怎么叫都无所谓啦 422 00:20:02,080 --> 00:20:04,510 快点施展幽灵之术给我看 423 00:20:07,140 --> 00:20:07,770 接起 424 00:20:07,770 --> 00:20:08,800 喂，你好 425 00:20:08,810 --> 00:20:10,470 平常承蒙您的关照了 426 00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:13,150 我不是叫你搞笑，快施展幽灵之术 427 00:20:14,240 --> 00:20:16,110 臭小子，竟敢耍我 428 00:20:16,120 --> 00:20:18,150 忍术金属澡… 429 00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:24,840 肚脐压力正在上升 430 00:20:24,840 --> 00:20:26,130 塞子移动了 431 00:20:29,930 --> 00:20:31,390 快去打开安全阀 432 00:20:31,390 --> 00:20:32,770 叫胡麻卫门过来 433 00:20:38,240 --> 00:20:40,070 那位就是你的爸爸 434 00:20:40,290 --> 00:20:42,280 屁祖隐胡麻卫门 435 00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:45,920 爸爸… 436 00:20:46,380 --> 00:20:47,540 是猩猩 437 00:20:47,550 --> 00:20:53,810 （忍术，幽灵之术） 438 00:20:54,690 --> 00:20:57,150 那是用凝聚在体内的忍素 439 00:20:57,160 --> 00:20:59,400 让栖息在施术者内心的野兽 440 00:20:59,410 --> 00:21:00,490 实体化的 441 00:21:00,490 --> 00:21:02,110 终极忍术 442 00:21:13,690 --> 00:21:16,020 从猩猩体内跑出一只猩猩 443 00:21:42,150 --> 00:21:43,620 好帅哦 444 00:21:43,620 --> 00:21:45,580 还说什么好帅啊 445 00:21:45,580 --> 00:21:47,960 你也快一点去帮他的忙 446 00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:49,580 长老大人，这孩子他… 447 00:21:49,590 --> 00:21:50,420 好啦… 448 00:21:50,420 --> 00:21:52,210 那…我就做做看吧 449 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,450 忍术，幽灵的毛之术 450 00:22:07,170 --> 00:22:11,040 幽灵腋毛，还有鼻子里的毛 451 00:22:11,050 --> 00:22:12,550 不要开玩笑了 452 00:22:12,550 --> 00:22:14,470 你们两个可是罪人耶 453 00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:18,010 居然企图偷走超纯金逃离这个村庄 454 00:22:18,020 --> 00:22:19,850 按照忍者一族的规矩 455 00:22:19,860 --> 00:22:22,020 要处以游街示众的刑罚 456 00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:23,120 有罪 457 00:22:24,910 --> 00:22:27,320 本来应该是这个样子的 458 00:22:27,620 --> 00:22:29,780 但是你肚子里怀的孩子 459 00:22:29,790 --> 00:22:31,580 继承了只有屁祖隐家 460 00:22:31,590 --> 00:22:33,800 才会使用的幽灵之术 461 00:22:33,810 --> 00:22:36,140 所以在孩子出生之前 462 00:22:36,140 --> 00:22:37,300 我不会处罚你 463 00:22:37,770 --> 00:22:39,930 只是你不可以离开家门 464 00:22:39,940 --> 00:22:41,890 我会派人监视你 465 00:22:41,900 --> 00:22:43,150 软禁在家 466 00:22:43,740 --> 00:22:45,480 不要想多余的事 467 00:22:45,490 --> 00:22:47,450 生下优秀的孩子就好 468 00:22:47,910 --> 00:22:49,490 你儿子从明天开始 469 00:22:49,500 --> 00:22:51,490 要去上忍者幼儿园 470 00:22:52,750 --> 00:22:55,750 我决定要让他从头开始学习忍术 471 00:22:55,760 --> 00:22:58,470 然后在三天之内学会幽灵之术 472 00:22:58,470 --> 00:23:00,760 可是他从来没有上过幼儿园 473 00:23:00,770 --> 00:23:02,220 都是在家里自己修行 474 00:23:02,230 --> 00:23:03,480 不要傻了 475 00:23:03,490 --> 00:23:06,200 没想到给他那种特别待遇的结果 476 00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:07,160 就是那样 477 00:23:07,790 --> 00:23:09,400 你看，猩猩先生 478 00:23:09,410 --> 00:23:10,820 是香蕉哦 479 00:23:11,080 --> 00:23:12,540 伸手，坐下 480 00:23:12,540 --> 00:23:13,790 但是三天太赶了 481 00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:14,960 那不然四天 482 00:23:16,220 --> 00:23:18,210 这是今天削下来的超纯金 483 00:23:19,100 --> 00:23:20,960 我一直在等着呢 484 00:23:22,810 --> 00:23:23,980 请恕我直言 485 00:23:23,990 --> 00:23:25,940 最近肚脐会这么不稳定 486 00:23:25,950 --> 00:23:27,650 就是因为您一直削它 487 00:23:27,660 --> 00:23:30,400 导致塞子逐渐变小所造成的不是吗 488 00:23:30,410 --> 00:23:32,490 根本没有根据 489 00:23:32,830 --> 00:23:35,170 是谁告诉你这种情报的 490 00:23:35,170 --> 00:23:36,880 外行人别插嘴 491 00:23:37,180 --> 00:23:39,260 从明天开始，削下来的量 492 00:23:39,260 --> 00:23:40,720 要加倍，听到没有 493 00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:41,220 是 494 00:23:41,850 --> 00:23:43,190 闻闻… 495 00:23:45,070 --> 00:23:47,560 脚的味道闻起来不像爸爸 496 00:23:47,570 --> 00:23:49,230 比较像淋湿的小白 497 00:23:49,490 --> 00:23:52,280 还有脸看起来也不像爸爸 498 00:23:52,280 --> 00:23:54,130 比较像生气的妈妈 499 00:23:54,630 --> 00:23:56,460 为什么你是猩猩咧 500 00:23:57,510 --> 00:24:00,210 对了，也让爸爸看看吧 501 00:24:00,930 --> 00:24:02,840 忍术，自拍之术 502 00:24:04,650 --> 00:24:05,680 我看看 503 00:24:07,360 --> 00:24:08,650 没收 504 00:24:08,950 --> 00:24:11,060 把外面的东西带进我们村子里 505 00:24:11,070 --> 00:24:12,690 是违反规定的 506 00:24:12,700 --> 00:24:15,170 抢别人的东西是不对的行为哦 507 00:24:15,170 --> 00:24:17,380 把我的手机还给我，还给我 508 00:24:17,380 --> 00:24:19,670 -忍术，金属澡盆 -还给我… 509 00:24:23,440 --> 00:24:25,770 忍者要有忍者的样子 510 00:24:26,110 --> 00:24:28,220 不要以为你是屁祖隐家的人 511 00:24:28,230 --> 00:24:29,810 就可以这么嚣张 512 00:24:29,820 --> 00:24:31,020 你欺负人 513 00:24:31,900 --> 00:24:33,320 爸爸跟我说过 514 00:24:33,330 --> 00:24:34,910 一直欺负人的老头 515 00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:36,420 大部分都是坏蛋 516 00:24:38,210 --> 00:24:40,670 看来他需要好好教育 517 00:24:48,730 --> 00:24:49,850 对不起 518 00:24:49,860 --> 00:24:51,810 （珍藏在哪里） 519 00:24:51,820 --> 00:24:53,910 珍藏他在村外 520 00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:57,210 他现在应该在安全的地方 521 00:24:57,790 --> 00:24:59,120 至少比这里安全 522 00:24:59,130 --> 00:25:00,910 （你居然擅自把他带出去） 523 00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:02,160 （要是被抓到怎么办） 524 00:25:02,170 --> 00:25:04,340 因为，就算我想找你商量 525 00:25:04,350 --> 00:25:05,680 你也一直不在家 526 00:25:05,980 --> 00:25:09,060 把珍藏丢给我，让我一个人带他 527 00:25:10,520 --> 00:25:12,390 （我有什么办法） 528 00:25:12,900 --> 00:25:14,190 我也知道 529 00:25:15,500 --> 00:25:17,240 我会想办法解决的 530 00:25:20,170 --> 00:25:21,580 只要完成这个… 531 00:25:23,010 --> 00:25:24,170 在完成之前 532 00:25:24,180 --> 00:25:26,640 我一定会想办法保护新之助的 533 00:25:46,810 --> 00:25:48,420 您在叫我吗 534 00:25:48,770 --> 00:25:51,600 不能让别人知道这个村庄的存在 535 00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:53,730 去把那个跟千代女有关系的 536 00:25:53,740 --> 00:25:54,850 野原一家… 537 00:25:55,530 --> 00:25:57,070 解决掉 538 00:25:57,490 --> 00:25:58,240 遵命 539 00:25:58,410 --> 00:25:59,700 请放心把这件事… 540 00:25:59,700 --> 00:26:01,570 交给我们影子军团吧… 541 00:26:09,430 --> 00:26:10,550 小新 542 00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:14,100 你不要因为放暑假了，就每天赖床 543 00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:17,270 去厕所了吗 544 00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:19,860 我上去二楼看一下 545 00:26:22,490 --> 00:26:23,790 小新 546 00:26:25,550 --> 00:26:26,790 小新 547 00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:28,840 小新 548 00:26:31,970 --> 00:26:33,190 不在啊 549 00:26:35,070 --> 00:26:36,930 老公，二楼都没有人在耶 550 00:26:37,450 --> 00:26:38,900 那对母子也是吗 551 00:26:39,660 --> 00:26:40,820 难道说… 552 00:26:43,170 --> 00:26:44,960 小白是不是变大了 553 00:26:46,880 --> 00:26:48,000 真的耶 554 00:26:51,090 --> 00:26:52,830 怎么有两只小白啊 555 00:27:04,790 --> 00:27:06,250 原来是珍藏 556 00:27:09,630 --> 00:27:10,870 快…快报警啊 557 00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:11,420 好 558 00:27:14,190 --> 00:27:15,930 这个是母亲大人的… 559 00:27:18,650 --> 00:27:19,810 是人偶 560 00:27:20,070 --> 00:27:21,270 这是怎么回事 561 00:27:22,360 --> 00:27:23,990 “美冴传来的讯息” 562 00:27:28,340 --> 00:27:29,580 -这是什么啊 -小新 563 00:27:29,590 --> 00:27:31,450 这是什么，这只猩猩 564 00:27:32,670 --> 00:27:34,470 难道是父亲大人 565 00:27:37,900 --> 00:27:39,810 那么…你的意思是 566 00:27:39,820 --> 00:27:42,100 小新现在在忍者村里是吗 567 00:27:42,480 --> 00:27:44,530 我猜母亲大木也是 568 00:27:45,330 --> 00:27:47,320 她告诉在下不管发生什么事 569 00:27:47,330 --> 00:27:49,490 都要躲在这个玩偶装里 570 00:27:49,500 --> 00:27:50,490 这样啊 571 00:27:50,500 --> 00:27:52,710 您拨打的电话目前无人接听 572 00:27:52,710 --> 00:27:54,300 你知道家里的地址吗 573 00:27:54,890 --> 00:27:55,880 不知道 574 00:27:55,890 --> 00:27:57,220 那电话号码呢 575 00:27:58,640 --> 00:28:00,150 电话号码… 576 00:28:00,150 --> 00:28:01,390 那是什么意思 577 00:28:14,890 --> 00:28:17,050 您拨打的电话目前无人接听 578 00:28:17,060 --> 00:28:18,800 可恶，都没人接 579 00:28:18,810 --> 00:28:19,920 对不起 580 00:28:21,270 --> 00:28:22,220 抱歉 581 00:28:22,230 --> 00:28:24,480 没关系，你不用为了这件事道歉 582 00:28:24,870 --> 00:28:27,400 不对，我觉得一定是在下的错 583 00:28:28,790 --> 00:28:29,950 因为在下 584 00:28:29,950 --> 00:28:32,410 明明继承了屁祖隐家的血统 585 00:28:32,420 --> 00:28:35,380 却不会使用代代相传的幽灵之术 586 00:28:37,220 --> 00:28:40,340 如果在下会使用那个忍术 587 00:28:40,640 --> 00:28:42,850 那样母亲大人就不用 588 00:28:42,850 --> 00:28:44,850 逃离那个村庄了 589 00:28:48,620 --> 00:28:50,200 你不用担心啦 590 00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:51,700 你们很快就会再见面 591 00:28:51,700 --> 00:28:53,630 我们一起去寻找你的母亲 592 00:28:53,630 --> 00:28:54,750 跟小新吧 593 00:28:54,760 --> 00:28:55,590 好 594 00:28:56,260 --> 00:28:57,220 电脑 595 00:28:59,890 --> 00:29:01,170 只要用电脑定位 596 00:29:01,180 --> 00:29:03,310 就可以找到丢掉的手机位置 597 00:29:03,650 --> 00:29:04,770 对，没错 598 00:29:04,780 --> 00:29:05,810 真不愧是美冴 599 00:29:05,820 --> 00:29:07,150 已经很习惯弄丢了 600 00:29:11,620 --> 00:29:12,820 我看看… 601 00:29:14,210 --> 00:29:15,670 好像有一股臭味 602 00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:17,210 不是我的味道哦 603 00:29:18,010 --> 00:29:19,470 也不是我的味道啊 604 00:29:19,470 --> 00:29:20,750 是我的 605 00:29:30,530 --> 00:29:34,410 影子刺客，边贺久才藏 606 00:29:34,420 --> 00:29:36,750 在此参见各位 607 00:29:37,340 --> 00:29:38,580 影子刺客 608 00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:40,170 你认识他吗 609 00:29:40,510 --> 00:29:42,090 我听过他们的传闻 610 00:29:42,390 --> 00:29:44,850 被他们盯上的猎物一定会被消灭 611 00:29:44,860 --> 00:29:46,850 他们是最强的忍者集团 612 00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:57,250 没声音的屁 613 00:29:57,750 --> 00:30:00,460 今天就是你们的死期 614 00:30:00,880 --> 00:30:02,500 就用最臭的味道 615 00:30:02,510 --> 00:30:04,220 “无敌之臭” 送你们上西天 616 00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:05,940 真会乱扯 617 00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:09,810 忍术暗黑手里剑，无声之型 618 00:30:11,110 --> 00:30:13,330 毁灭之屁 619 00:30:16,750 --> 00:30:17,710 好臭 620 00:30:17,710 --> 00:30:19,420 那小子在做什么啊 621 00:30:20,750 --> 00:30:22,790 他吃下在充满忍素的大地上 622 00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:24,590 种植出来的特殊地瓜 623 00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:26,890 透过千锤百炼的肠道变成气体 624 00:30:26,900 --> 00:30:28,350 制作成屁炸弹 625 00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:33,950 休想逃走 626 00:30:38,790 --> 00:30:39,660 真是的 627 00:30:39,670 --> 00:30:42,330 我们家的房贷还有三十二年要缴耶 628 00:30:42,340 --> 00:30:43,040 可恶 629 00:30:45,980 --> 00:30:46,760 美冴 630 00:30:47,270 --> 00:30:48,100 小心 631 00:30:51,610 --> 00:30:53,140 忍术纸手里剑 632 00:30:57,660 --> 00:30:59,620 你这小子是忍者吗 633 00:31:10,480 --> 00:31:13,480 凛钢破 634 00:31:13,490 --> 00:31:14,440 什么 635 00:31:14,660 --> 00:31:16,900 忍术，幽灵之术 636 00:31:17,410 --> 00:31:18,740 你会用幽灵之术 637 00:31:24,550 --> 00:31:26,010 还是不行吗 638 00:31:26,350 --> 00:31:27,300 看样子 639 00:31:27,300 --> 00:31:30,140 你好像非常了解我们的事情呢 640 00:31:32,140 --> 00:31:34,270 我不能让你活下去 641 00:31:37,570 --> 00:31:41,160 忍术暗黑手里剑，爆炸声响之型 642 00:31:43,970 --> 00:31:45,500 无限响屁 643 00:31:48,680 --> 00:31:49,460 就是现在 644 00:31:49,470 --> 00:31:49,970 好 645 00:31:52,770 --> 00:31:55,310 忍术，反弹之屁 646 00:31:55,740 --> 00:31:57,520 这点小屁不算什么 647 00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:03,870 小白 648 00:32:09,050 --> 00:32:10,880 站…站住 649 00:32:12,970 --> 00:32:14,520 那是怎么回事啊 650 00:32:16,740 --> 00:32:19,230 珍藏，谢谢你救了我们 651 00:32:19,820 --> 00:32:21,650 母亲大人跟我说 652 00:32:21,660 --> 00:32:22,520 如果出了什么事 653 00:32:22,530 --> 00:32:25,380 要把野原家的各位当成自己的家人 654 00:32:29,380 --> 00:32:30,870 你为什么突然大叫 655 00:32:35,190 --> 00:32:36,350 是尾巴 656 00:32:42,030 --> 00:32:43,780 妈妈 657 00:32:47,500 --> 00:32:50,080 人家还想再多睡一下 658 00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:52,040 讨厌啦 659 00:32:52,050 --> 00:32:55,050 妈妈，你手上的毛好像变多… 660 00:33:02,360 --> 00:33:03,950 早安，睡得好吗 661 00:33:04,460 --> 00:33:06,450 那位就是你的爷爷哦 662 00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:09,750 那个不是树懒吗 663 00:33:11,250 --> 00:33:12,660 如果长时间 664 00:33:12,670 --> 00:33:14,670 一直使用幽灵之术的话 665 00:33:14,680 --> 00:33:16,720 身体就会变成野兽 666 00:33:16,730 --> 00:33:18,310 再也不能恢复原状 667 00:33:19,100 --> 00:33:21,350 这个忍术就是这么可怕 668 00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:30,120 你要穿的衣服我放在这里了 669 00:33:30,580 --> 00:33:33,710 这件衣服是我小时候穿过的衣服哦 670 00:33:34,220 --> 00:33:35,720 我比较想穿这件 671 00:33:36,060 --> 00:33:38,920 今天的心情就是这样子 672 00:33:41,810 --> 00:33:42,890 我知道了 673 00:33:44,530 --> 00:33:45,740 好了，请用吧 674 00:33:47,370 --> 00:33:49,490 那我就不客气开动了 675 00:34:03,570 --> 00:34:05,030 你已经吃饱了 676 00:34:05,660 --> 00:34:08,150 千代女，你的食量还真小 677 00:34:08,830 --> 00:34:10,070 不像我妈妈 678 00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:11,660 她怀小葵的时候… 679 00:34:14,010 --> 00:34:15,340 不是我爱吃 680 00:34:15,340 --> 00:34:18,050 是肚子里的孩子叫我多吃一点 681 00:34:19,850 --> 00:34:22,340 居然用了忍术大胃王之术 682 00:34:25,070 --> 00:34:27,940 那小葵妹妹以后一定也是大胃王 683 00:34:27,950 --> 00:34:29,280 有可能 684 00:34:31,950 --> 00:34:33,580 我是风车家的风子 685 00:34:33,590 --> 00:34:34,750 长老大人命令我 686 00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:36,750 负责监视珍藏的行动 687 00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:39,500 所以我来接他去上忍者幼儿园了 688 00:34:41,470 --> 00:34:42,760 真是辛苦妳了 689 00:34:43,570 --> 00:34:44,980 你就是珍藏吗 690 00:34:45,530 --> 00:34:47,110 我叫野原新之… 691 00:34:47,530 --> 00:34:49,140 他就是屁祖隐珍藏 692 00:34:49,160 --> 00:34:51,190 我们正在准备，请你稍等一下 693 00:34:52,870 --> 00:34:54,870 动作快点，要迟到了 694 00:34:57,840 --> 00:35:00,080 你自己小心，一路顺风 695 00:35:00,090 --> 00:35:01,050 OK 696 00:35:01,720 --> 00:35:04,600 我用螃蟹走路出门去上学啰 697 00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:07,770 螃蟹… 698 00:35:23,260 --> 00:35:24,980 接下来就交给你了 699 00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:39,990 所谓的忍术 700 00:35:40,710 --> 00:35:44,680 就是使用从大地吸收到体内的忍素 701 00:35:45,350 --> 00:35:47,840 -施展具有强大力量的忍术 -他是谁啊 702 00:35:47,860 --> 00:35:49,690 -不止火焰跟风 -听说是珍藏 703 00:35:49,690 --> 00:35:51,600 -当然还有水，分身 -就是他哦 704 00:35:51,610 --> 00:35:52,890 以及幻觉 705 00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:56,740 甚至，还有机会召唤出巨大的野兽 706 00:35:59,170 --> 00:36:00,670 就算只是修行 707 00:36:00,670 --> 00:36:02,160 你们也不能手软哦 708 00:36:02,170 --> 00:36:03,680 自由练习，开始 709 00:36:03,680 --> 00:36:04,920 自由练习 710 00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:07,720 加油，风子… 711 00:36:10,310 --> 00:36:11,140 我要上了 712 00:36:11,150 --> 00:36:12,850 忍术，繁花纷飞 713 00:36:16,500 --> 00:36:17,610 不愧是风子 714 00:36:17,620 --> 00:36:18,910 在这个幼儿园里 715 00:36:18,920 --> 00:36:20,910 根本就没有人可以胜过她 716 00:36:20,920 --> 00:36:22,830 就是现在，上啊 717 00:36:25,640 --> 00:36:27,180 讨厌啦 718 00:36:28,270 --> 00:36:30,130 你为什么要脱掉衣服啊 719 00:36:31,350 --> 00:36:32,340 忍术… 720 00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:34,860 白天的妈妈 721 00:36:35,580 --> 00:36:36,910 忍术… 722 00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:38,860 星期天的爸爸 723 00:36:40,500 --> 00:36:41,910 全都是在睡觉啊 724 00:36:42,870 --> 00:36:44,040 你太过奖了啦 725 00:36:44,050 --> 00:36:45,170 没在夸奖你 726 00:36:46,100 --> 00:36:47,180 不要再闹了 727 00:36:47,180 --> 00:36:49,390 快点让我见识一下幽灵之术 728 00:36:49,390 --> 00:36:52,050 伤脑筋捏，真拿你没办法 729 00:36:56,780 --> 00:36:59,270 极润香 730 00:36:59,290 --> 00:37:01,740 忍术，幽灵的毛之术 731 00:37:02,620 --> 00:37:03,660 蛇蛇 732 00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:05,750 鸽子… 733 00:37:07,510 --> 00:37:08,920 你少瞧不起人了 734 00:37:10,260 --> 00:37:12,430 忍术，愤怒风扫把 735 00:37:19,030 --> 00:37:21,650 忍术，屁屁分身之术 736 00:37:21,660 --> 00:37:27,090 不理… 737 00:37:27,090 --> 00:37:28,130 他在做什么 738 00:37:28,130 --> 00:37:29,120 好奇怪哦 739 00:37:29,140 --> 00:37:30,220 不理… 740 00:37:32,010 --> 00:37:33,170 忍术，便便 741 00:37:33,180 --> 00:37:34,850 -上厕所… -他为什么要这样啊 742 00:37:35,400 --> 00:37:36,900 太好笑了吧 743 00:38:00,700 --> 00:38:02,150 还差一点点 744 00:38:04,460 --> 00:38:06,620 只要把这个完成的话 745 00:38:10,550 --> 00:38:12,460 妈妈，买点心给我 746 00:38:12,470 --> 00:38:13,760 只能买一样哦 747 00:38:15,900 --> 00:38:17,640 幽灵之术是吗 748 00:38:17,650 --> 00:38:19,680 没想到你还真是辛苦 749 00:38:19,690 --> 00:38:21,430 没有，我才不辛苦 750 00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:22,850 在下总有一天 751 00:38:22,860 --> 00:38:24,860 一定要继承父亲的衣钵 752 00:38:24,870 --> 00:38:27,660 但是我现在连召唤野兽都不会 753 00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:29,710 而且不知道为什么 754 00:38:29,710 --> 00:38:32,250 我会突然长出耳朵跟尾巴 755 00:38:39,020 --> 00:38:41,010 这个汉堡你拿去吃吧 756 00:38:41,020 --> 00:38:43,110 好，我不客气了 757 00:38:44,250 --> 00:38:47,450 珍藏，那你想继承你父亲的衣钵吗 758 00:38:47,460 --> 00:38:48,870 什么意思 759 00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:50,910 因为继续使用忍术的话 760 00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:52,170 你就会变成动物 761 00:38:52,170 --> 00:38:54,140 再也不能恢复原状不是吗 762 00:38:54,140 --> 00:38:54,800 对 763 00:38:55,850 --> 00:38:57,090 在下总有一天 764 00:38:57,100 --> 00:38:59,430 一定也会变成某一种野兽 765 00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:01,300 我想应该是狼吧 766 00:39:01,310 --> 00:39:03,860 我的耳朵跟毛发看起来很像狼 767 00:39:07,410 --> 00:39:08,820 我看应该是松鼠吧 768 00:39:08,830 --> 00:39:10,160 是松鼠没错 769 00:39:11,210 --> 00:39:13,290 你的手机有没有什么动静 770 00:39:13,290 --> 00:39:14,960 一直停留在同个地点 771 00:39:14,970 --> 00:39:15,720 很好 772 00:39:16,770 --> 00:39:18,760 小新，你等一下哦 773 00:39:19,140 --> 00:39:20,630 我们现在去找你 774 00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:35,040 风子果然超强的 775 00:39:35,050 --> 00:39:37,590 只能当一名女忍者太可惜了 776 00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:38,630 就是啊 777 00:39:56,220 --> 00:39:58,380 屁祖隐也没有什么了不起的嘛 778 00:40:04,940 --> 00:40:06,780 我猜等你长大以后 779 00:40:06,780 --> 00:40:09,610 应该也要去帮忙保护肚脐对吧 780 00:40:10,580 --> 00:40:12,860 不对哦，等我长大以后 781 00:40:12,870 --> 00:40:15,040 要跟娜娜子姊姊在一起 782 00:40:15,050 --> 00:40:17,160 建立一个幸福的家庭 783 00:40:17,170 --> 00:40:18,880 还要成为动感超人 784 00:40:18,880 --> 00:40:21,380 好好守护我们春日部的和平 785 00:40:24,110 --> 00:40:25,190 不懂你在说什么 786 00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:26,690 那风子你咧 787 00:40:29,780 --> 00:40:31,110 我将来… 788 00:40:31,530 --> 00:40:32,650 长老 789 00:40:33,450 --> 00:40:34,450 才没有 790 00:40:34,460 --> 00:40:35,790 我可是一名女忍者 791 00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:37,170 想当上长老是… 792 00:40:37,170 --> 00:40:38,330 不可能的 793 00:40:43,220 --> 00:40:46,140 好了，我要去把妈妈的手机拿回来 794 00:40:49,360 --> 00:40:51,400 你要去哪里啊 795 00:40:52,820 --> 00:40:54,790 “爸爸” 796 00:41:00,630 --> 00:41:01,290 没有人接 797 00:41:01,300 --> 00:41:02,910 妳不要一直打啦 798 00:41:02,930 --> 00:41:05,430 不然那支手机的电池有可能会没电 799 00:41:08,230 --> 00:41:09,140 那个地方 800 00:41:09,150 --> 00:41:09,850 来的时候 801 00:41:09,860 --> 00:41:12,020 我跟母亲大人一起经过过 802 00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:21,120 这附近好像没有桥梁啊 803 00:41:21,630 --> 00:41:24,720 你们到底是怎么渡过这条河的 804 00:41:25,100 --> 00:41:26,720 我们用忍术 805 00:41:26,730 --> 00:41:29,220 我记得东西就埋在这附近 806 00:41:31,820 --> 00:41:33,600 奇怪，在另一边吗 807 00:41:34,950 --> 00:41:35,990 是这里吗 808 00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:37,500 奇怪… 809 00:41:37,500 --> 00:41:38,360 为什么都没有 810 00:41:38,370 --> 00:41:39,530 是松鼠呢 811 00:41:39,540 --> 00:41:40,700 是松鼠没错 812 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:42,960 找到了 813 00:41:43,250 --> 00:41:44,420 那是什么 814 00:41:44,640 --> 00:41:46,300 是忍术水黾 815 00:41:46,730 --> 00:41:47,680 如果是忍者 816 00:41:47,680 --> 00:41:49,550 用这个就可以在水上行走 817 00:41:49,850 --> 00:41:52,270 珍藏，教教我们这招忍术吧 818 00:41:53,190 --> 00:41:55,940 不可能的，这招没有那么简单 819 00:41:55,950 --> 00:41:57,610 就算不可能也要做 820 00:41:57,620 --> 00:41:59,360 因为已经没有其他的办法了 821 00:41:59,370 --> 00:42:02,410 可是这里的水黾道具只有两人份 822 00:42:02,420 --> 00:42:04,130 小新在等我们去找他 823 00:42:04,350 --> 00:42:05,930 就算用游的，我也要游去 824 00:42:05,930 --> 00:42:07,220 可是母亲大人说 825 00:42:07,220 --> 00:42:09,050 这条河里面有鳄鱼 826 00:42:17,870 --> 00:42:20,700 小葵，你没事吧 827 00:42:24,010 --> 00:42:25,920 我一定要让你们好好见识一下 828 00:42:25,930 --> 00:42:27,260 每天在通勤电车里 829 00:42:27,260 --> 00:42:29,550 锻炼出来的平衡感 830 00:42:30,970 --> 00:42:33,430 放轻松一点会比较好渡河喔 831 00:42:33,980 --> 00:42:35,730 那是不可能的 832 00:43:05,420 --> 00:43:08,040 忍… 833 00:43:08,050 --> 00:43:08,960 那是什么东西 834 00:43:08,970 --> 00:43:10,130 忍… 835 00:43:10,140 --> 00:43:13,750 那个人是影子刺客，兵卫刀便系 836 00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:17,060 然后我是他的同伴，佗田寂彦 837 00:43:17,070 --> 00:43:19,150 在此参见各位 838 00:43:19,400 --> 00:43:21,440 又出现奇怪的忍者了 839 00:43:21,450 --> 00:43:25,290 便系现在正在用全身上下的毛孔 840 00:43:25,290 --> 00:43:27,330 大量吸收大地的忍素 841 00:43:27,340 --> 00:43:30,080 把肉体强化到最强的极限 842 00:43:30,720 --> 00:43:33,000 我感受到了一股超强的力量 843 00:43:33,010 --> 00:43:34,390 已经快了 844 00:43:34,400 --> 00:43:37,480 等这个男人露出他完整模样的时候 845 00:43:37,480 --> 00:43:39,600 你们就完蛋没有救了 846 00:43:39,610 --> 00:43:41,020 听不懂他在说什么 847 00:43:41,030 --> 00:43:42,530 反正我们趁现在快逃 848 00:43:42,900 --> 00:43:45,000 老公，快点抓住这个 849 00:43:47,790 --> 00:43:48,580 好痛 850 00:43:50,130 --> 00:43:51,170 忍… 851 00:43:51,170 --> 00:43:52,630 我不会让你们逃的 852 00:43:52,630 --> 00:43:53,750 待客之道忍术 853 00:43:53,760 --> 00:43:55,760 户外茶会之术 854 00:43:56,650 --> 00:43:57,810 这是什么啊 855 00:43:59,360 --> 00:44:01,600 你们就先喝点茶，慢慢来吧 856 00:44:01,610 --> 00:44:02,890 美冴 857 00:44:02,900 --> 00:44:06,120 欲速则不达，开个玩笑嘛 858 00:44:06,120 --> 00:44:07,410 快住手 859 00:44:07,420 --> 00:44:08,580 老公 860 00:44:08,580 --> 00:44:11,540 忍… 861 00:44:19,810 --> 00:44:21,680 这里才没有那么容易进去 862 00:44:22,150 --> 00:44:23,810 你想从长老那里拿回东西 863 00:44:23,820 --> 00:44:24,740 是不可能的 864 00:44:24,740 --> 00:44:25,950 没什么不可能 865 00:44:25,950 --> 00:44:27,950 因为妈妈常常这样说 866 00:44:27,960 --> 00:44:29,700 就算觉得不可能 867 00:44:29,710 --> 00:44:32,620 但是不管多少甜食都还是吃得下哦 868 00:44:36,810 --> 00:44:39,390 忍术，隐身之术 869 00:44:46,870 --> 00:44:47,860 那我也来 870 00:44:47,870 --> 00:44:49,740 忍术，趁乱混入之术 871 00:44:53,500 --> 00:44:54,800 辛苦你了 872 00:44:54,800 --> 00:44:56,380 是，你也辛苦了 873 00:44:56,970 --> 00:44:57,880 你好 874 00:45:05,070 --> 00:45:06,360 你不要乱来啦 875 00:45:06,370 --> 00:45:08,200 要是被发现的话就糟糕了 876 00:45:08,200 --> 00:45:09,990 那你为什么要跟来咧 877 00:45:11,450 --> 00:45:13,950 那是因为监视你是我的工作啊 878 00:45:15,550 --> 00:45:17,790 拜托你有点忍者的样子 879 00:45:19,350 --> 00:45:20,960 手机在哪里 880 00:45:22,680 --> 00:45:23,640 你是谁 881 00:45:23,930 --> 00:45:25,320 你在说什么啊 882 00:45:25,320 --> 00:45:27,150 不就是你的祖先大人吗 883 00:45:27,160 --> 00:45:28,110 我的祖先 884 00:45:28,120 --> 00:45:30,900 没错，第一代屁祖隐胡麻卫门 885 00:45:31,950 --> 00:45:34,200 很久以前，大地裂开了 886 00:45:34,210 --> 00:45:37,460 从地球的肚脐开始冒出忍素的时候 887 00:45:37,470 --> 00:45:40,330 他利用火遁之术镕化的黄金 888 00:45:40,350 --> 00:45:42,590 做出一块巨大的超纯金 889 00:45:43,010 --> 00:45:44,000 再用幽灵之术 890 00:45:44,020 --> 00:45:45,690 把它当成塞子塞进肚脐 891 00:45:45,690 --> 00:45:47,650 拯救即将毁灭的世界 892 00:45:47,900 --> 00:45:49,520 是传说中的忍者 893 00:45:50,490 --> 00:45:51,860 所有人的偶像 894 00:45:52,910 --> 00:45:55,790 请问一下，你有看到我的手机吗 895 00:46:01,260 --> 00:46:02,550 你在做什么啊 896 00:46:02,550 --> 00:46:05,050 忍术，不知道的事情就问别人 897 00:46:05,070 --> 00:46:06,400 哪有这种忍术 898 00:46:15,380 --> 00:46:17,040 我的肚子好饿 899 00:46:17,050 --> 00:46:18,030 我也是 900 00:46:18,050 --> 00:46:19,880 要是这个卷轴可以吃就好了 901 00:46:19,880 --> 00:46:21,920 这里只有卷轴而已 902 00:46:24,690 --> 00:46:26,890 珍藏，你真是一个怪人耶 903 00:46:27,730 --> 00:46:28,600 是哦 904 00:46:28,940 --> 00:46:31,100 跟我想的完全不同 905 00:46:31,780 --> 00:46:34,230 你就不能使用普通一点的忍术吗 906 00:46:35,670 --> 00:46:36,950 我会用哦 907 00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:39,080 忍术，屁屁跳跃 908 00:46:39,550 --> 00:46:40,580 别这样 909 00:46:46,810 --> 00:46:48,800 -好好玩哦，我们再玩一次 -好痛… 910 00:46:48,810 --> 00:46:49,890 不准玩 911 00:46:51,940 --> 00:46:54,440 “地球的肚脐新塞子建设计画” 912 00:46:57,210 --> 00:46:59,040 这只鳄鱼真笨耶 913 00:46:59,040 --> 00:47:00,910 新塞子的建设工程 914 00:47:00,920 --> 00:47:03,130 已经差不多有眉目了 915 00:47:03,130 --> 00:47:04,930 我认为应该不用再继续 916 00:47:04,930 --> 00:47:06,510 削那块超纯金了 917 00:47:06,520 --> 00:47:09,180 不要这么小气，再继续削吧 918 00:47:09,940 --> 00:47:12,020 反正等新塞子做好 919 00:47:12,020 --> 00:47:14,320 我们就可以随心所欲地使用它了 920 00:47:14,330 --> 00:47:16,450 是，属下知道了 921 00:47:17,290 --> 00:47:18,870 这里的收讯真差 922 00:47:18,870 --> 00:47:20,950 差不多该换成5G了吧 923 00:47:20,960 --> 00:47:23,540 五个欧吉桑在一起就是5G 924 00:47:23,540 --> 00:47:24,760 开玩笑的啦 925 00:47:25,850 --> 00:47:28,050 那是什么啊，好奢侈的宴席 926 00:47:28,060 --> 00:47:29,590 我也要看… 927 00:47:29,600 --> 00:47:30,310 不要挤 928 00:47:31,600 --> 00:47:32,810 谁在上面 929 00:47:34,910 --> 00:47:36,990 什么嘛，原来是大象 930 00:47:36,990 --> 00:47:38,900 才怪，这怎么可能 931 00:47:38,910 --> 00:47:39,990 有敌人 932 00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:42,160 来人，来人啊 933 00:47:43,960 --> 00:47:45,670 有入侵者，抓住他们 934 00:47:49,930 --> 00:47:50,680 找到他们了 935 00:47:50,680 --> 00:47:51,840 -该怎么办 -他们逃走了 936 00:47:51,850 --> 00:47:53,090 这时候就用那招 937 00:47:53,100 --> 00:47:55,600 忍术，船到桥头自然直 938 00:47:55,610 --> 00:47:56,850 太随便了 939 00:48:32,390 --> 00:48:33,670 累死我了 940 00:48:34,860 --> 00:48:36,990 这里是官邸的最顶层 941 00:48:38,200 --> 00:48:39,980 是长老大人的房间 942 00:48:40,530 --> 00:48:42,740 从村庄外面带来的东西 943 00:48:42,740 --> 00:48:44,150 居然有这么多 944 00:48:44,160 --> 00:48:45,380 他明明跟我们说过 945 00:48:45,380 --> 00:48:47,240 绝对不可以带进来的 946 00:48:49,220 --> 00:48:50,550 妈妈的手机 947 00:48:50,970 --> 00:48:53,550 老公，快点抓住这个 948 00:48:54,650 --> 00:48:59,140 忍… 949 00:48:59,150 --> 00:49:02,320 在下是狼，露出狼的獠牙吧 950 00:49:02,320 --> 00:49:04,990 凛钢破 951 00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:07,120 忍术，幽灵之术 952 00:49:09,260 --> 00:49:11,370 凛钢破 953 00:49:11,380 --> 00:49:14,560 忍术，幽灵之术… 954 00:49:15,900 --> 00:49:17,980 忍… 955 00:49:17,980 --> 00:49:21,770 现在稍微吃点茶点，稍候片刻吧 956 00:49:21,780 --> 00:49:23,390 美冴 957 00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:32,340 快逃吧，美冴 958 00:49:34,850 --> 00:49:35,840 爸爸 959 00:49:35,850 --> 00:49:37,140 小葵，珍藏 960 00:49:38,900 --> 00:49:39,480 爸爸 961 00:49:39,480 --> 00:49:40,440 小新 962 00:49:43,440 --> 00:49:45,570 爸爸，妈妈 963 00:49:46,210 --> 00:49:48,620 爸爸，妈妈 964 00:49:49,670 --> 00:49:50,580 小新 965 00:49:51,590 --> 00:49:52,570 是小新吗 966 00:49:52,960 --> 00:49:54,840 小新… 967 00:49:56,930 --> 00:49:58,090 快住手 968 00:50:02,980 --> 00:50:03,690 鳄鱼 969 00:50:05,040 --> 00:50:07,070 快点给我住手 970 00:50:08,910 --> 00:50:11,250 吃点…茶点吧 971 00:50:11,750 --> 00:50:12,580 忍… 972 00:50:12,580 --> 00:50:15,180 真的是小新打来的吗 973 00:50:15,180 --> 00:50:16,560 我怎么可能会弄错 974 00:50:16,560 --> 00:50:18,220 那一定是小新没错啦 975 00:50:18,220 --> 00:50:20,260 声音听起来怎么样，他还好吗 976 00:50:20,270 --> 00:50:21,130 有没有哭 977 00:50:21,140 --> 00:50:22,640 他有没有好好吃饭 978 00:50:22,650 --> 00:50:24,770 有没有喝水，会不会觉得冷呢 979 00:50:24,780 --> 00:50:26,360 过得还开心吗 980 00:50:26,370 --> 00:50:27,780 那个…通话只有一瞬间 981 00:50:27,790 --> 00:50:30,780 现在不是说那些话的时候吧 982 00:50:30,790 --> 00:50:31,650 你们看 983 00:50:31,660 --> 00:50:38,550 忍… 984 00:50:44,270 --> 00:50:45,110 忍 985 00:50:57,260 --> 00:50:58,250 美冴 986 00:51:11,120 --> 00:51:12,530 请问你是… 987 00:51:43,890 --> 00:51:44,930 是谁啊… 988 00:51:44,940 --> 00:51:46,100 他好帅哦 989 00:51:47,440 --> 00:51:49,100 还…还好我们得救了 990 00:51:49,110 --> 00:51:50,720 我们趁现在快走吧 991 00:51:52,150 --> 00:51:54,780 爸爸，妈妈 992 00:51:54,790 --> 00:51:57,000 他们在我的房间，别让他们逃了 993 00:51:57,460 --> 00:51:58,250 过来 994 00:52:01,050 --> 00:52:01,880 快点… 995 00:52:02,260 --> 00:52:03,040 在那里 996 00:52:03,550 --> 00:52:04,970 抓住他们 997 00:52:06,060 --> 00:52:09,400 忍术，风车 998 00:52:29,480 --> 00:52:32,020 你居然真的用那种乱七八糟的忍术 999 00:52:32,020 --> 00:52:34,310 从长老大人那里拿回手机 1000 00:52:34,320 --> 00:52:36,320 这是我妈妈的手机哦 1001 00:52:36,870 --> 00:52:38,080 好好玩哦 1002 00:52:41,290 --> 00:52:42,450 妈妈 1003 00:52:45,140 --> 00:52:46,510 风子，你回来啦 1004 00:52:46,520 --> 00:52:48,510 今天的晚餐是杂炊饭哦 1005 00:52:48,520 --> 00:52:49,630 好耶 1006 00:52:52,730 --> 00:52:54,560 珍藏，你要好好回家哦 1007 00:52:54,570 --> 00:52:55,690 听到没 1008 00:52:56,450 --> 00:52:57,690 我们明天见啰 1009 00:52:58,450 --> 00:53:00,910 对了，顺便做茶碗蒸怎么样 1010 00:53:02,750 --> 00:53:04,410 爸爸一定会很开心 1011 00:53:05,300 --> 00:53:06,890 你能不能帮我忙呢 1012 00:53:06,890 --> 00:53:07,750 好 1013 00:53:08,770 --> 00:53:10,270 来休息一下吧 1014 00:53:11,390 --> 00:53:12,600 麻烦你了 1015 00:53:35,280 --> 00:53:36,690 小葵，珍藏 1016 00:53:39,870 --> 00:53:41,480 喂…你好 1017 00:53:41,490 --> 00:53:42,820 爸爸 1018 00:54:33,470 --> 00:54:35,390 他还真是成熟 1019 00:54:35,400 --> 00:54:37,730 一路上都不会抱怨也不会任性 1020 00:54:37,980 --> 00:54:40,470 他是不是一直在忍耐，勉强自己呢 1021 00:54:41,650 --> 00:54:43,020 应该是吧 1022 00:54:46,710 --> 00:54:48,670 要是小新变成野兽的话 1023 00:54:48,670 --> 00:54:49,700 你要怎么办呢 1024 00:54:50,590 --> 00:54:51,750 像是猩猩吗 1025 00:54:52,170 --> 00:54:54,040 如果父子吵架了 1026 00:54:54,430 --> 00:54:56,180 我可能打不赢他 1027 00:54:57,100 --> 00:54:58,690 父亲大人 1028 00:55:04,650 --> 00:55:05,650 你还记得吗 1029 00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:06,990 以前小新 1030 00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:09,160 第一次开口叫你的那个时候 1031 00:55:09,580 --> 00:55:11,320 我怎么可能会忘记啊 1032 00:55:11,960 --> 00:55:13,920 虽然他叫的不是爸爸 1033 00:55:15,060 --> 00:55:17,890 哦哇… 1034 00:55:17,890 --> 00:55:20,180 哦哇，是在叫我的意思吗 1035 00:55:20,190 --> 00:55:21,600 哦哇 1036 00:55:21,610 --> 00:55:23,220 果然没错 1037 00:55:23,230 --> 00:55:24,440 可爱的小新 1038 00:55:24,440 --> 00:55:26,410 小新，那妈妈呢 1039 00:55:26,410 --> 00:55:27,650 情人 1040 00:55:27,660 --> 00:55:29,280 为什么是情人 1041 00:55:33,130 --> 00:55:34,290 小新 1042 00:55:44,230 --> 00:55:45,700 小新 1043 00:55:47,870 --> 00:55:50,030 老公，这里… 1044 00:55:53,290 --> 00:55:54,280 小新 1045 00:55:54,970 --> 00:55:57,300 野原新之助 1046 00:56:05,490 --> 00:56:06,520 小新 1047 00:56:11,250 --> 00:56:12,200 呆 1048 00:56:16,590 --> 00:56:18,210 小新 1049 00:56:28,530 --> 00:56:29,610 小新 1050 00:56:30,870 --> 00:56:32,110 小新 1051 00:56:32,870 --> 00:56:33,900 小新 1052 00:56:34,920 --> 00:56:35,880 小新 1053 00:56:37,220 --> 00:56:53,820 小新… 1054 00:56:57,760 --> 00:57:00,170 小新… 1055 00:57:14,030 --> 00:57:15,120 完成了 1056 00:57:18,340 --> 00:57:19,290 来 1057 00:57:23,180 --> 00:57:24,510 那里就是关隘吗 1058 00:57:24,510 --> 00:57:27,760 对，除了忍者没有人可以通过 1059 00:57:28,400 --> 00:57:29,810 都来到这里了 1060 00:57:30,320 --> 00:57:31,690 就放手一搏吧 1061 00:57:45,560 --> 00:57:48,100 麻烦一下，请放我们进去 1062 00:57:48,440 --> 00:57:50,220 请说暗号，山 1063 00:57:51,110 --> 00:57:52,810 是…是川 1064 00:57:52,820 --> 00:57:54,990 等一下，怎么可能这么简单 1065 00:57:55,000 --> 00:57:55,780 答对了 1066 00:57:56,500 --> 00:57:58,000 -好耶 -太好了… 1067 00:57:58,000 --> 00:57:58,700 第二题 1068 00:57:59,580 --> 00:58:01,540 请说暗号，肚 1069 00:58:02,170 --> 00:58:04,080 肚… 1070 00:58:04,090 --> 00:58:05,050 肚子很饿，对吧 1071 00:58:05,060 --> 00:58:07,420 应该是肚量比较大 1072 00:58:08,730 --> 00:58:10,100 正确答案是肚脐 1073 00:58:10,560 --> 00:58:12,890 有敌人，快来人啊 1074 00:58:15,160 --> 00:58:16,020 走这边 1075 00:58:17,580 --> 00:58:20,240 可恶，接我这一招吧 1076 00:58:20,250 --> 00:58:22,280 忍术，爸爸的臭袜子 1077 00:58:22,290 --> 00:58:23,500 风火轮 1078 00:58:27,520 --> 00:58:28,720 好臭 1079 00:58:28,730 --> 00:58:30,010 趁现在快走 1080 00:58:33,230 --> 00:58:34,310 好厉害哦 1081 00:58:34,310 --> 00:58:36,240 为什么你会用忍术呢 1082 00:58:36,240 --> 00:58:37,200 身为父母 1083 00:58:37,200 --> 00:58:38,610 只要是为了孩子 1084 00:58:38,620 --> 00:58:40,780 任何事情都可以办得到 1085 00:58:40,790 --> 00:58:42,320 忍术，父母心 1086 00:58:42,330 --> 00:58:44,950 不要再说话了，快点去找小新啦 1087 00:58:51,850 --> 00:58:52,680 接招吧 1088 00:58:52,680 --> 00:58:54,850 忍术，爸爸的臭袜子 1089 00:58:59,240 --> 00:59:02,410 虽然时间不长，还是多多关照了 1090 00:59:02,410 --> 00:59:03,450 拜 1091 00:59:11,600 --> 00:59:12,800 你要去哪里 1092 00:59:12,810 --> 00:59:14,420 我要回去春日部 1093 00:59:15,280 --> 00:59:16,310 春日部 1094 00:59:17,820 --> 00:59:20,110 站住，屁祖隐珍藏 1095 00:59:21,080 --> 00:59:22,820 我叫野原新之助 1096 00:59:22,830 --> 00:59:23,530 什么 1097 00:59:24,040 --> 00:59:27,130 你是屁祖隐家的长男，珍藏才对吧 1098 00:59:27,130 --> 00:59:30,750 不对，我是野原新之助 1099 00:59:31,430 --> 00:59:32,380 他是入侵者 1100 00:59:32,390 --> 00:59:33,250 是敌人 1101 00:59:44,120 --> 00:59:46,410 忍术，操控之术 1102 00:59:47,340 --> 00:59:49,330 新之助，你快逃 1103 00:59:56,320 --> 00:59:57,900 “钓到了忍者鲤鱼 好厉害” 1104 00:59:59,400 --> 01:00:01,520 长老大人，有人入侵村庄 1105 01:00:01,530 --> 01:00:02,480 什么 1106 01:00:03,360 --> 01:00:05,110 自称是野原的一家人 1107 01:00:05,130 --> 01:00:07,580 好像正在寻找叫新之助的孩子 1108 01:00:08,130 --> 01:00:09,830 没用的影子刺客 1109 01:00:09,840 --> 01:00:11,420 “存档后结束” 竟然失败了 1110 01:00:13,380 --> 01:00:14,880 那就点燃烽火吧 1111 01:00:14,890 --> 01:00:17,730 不管怎么样，都要抓到那些人 1112 01:00:27,080 --> 01:00:28,120 珍藏 1113 01:00:36,640 --> 01:00:37,720 请等一下 1114 01:00:37,730 --> 01:00:39,970 这些人不是我们的敌人 1115 01:00:41,190 --> 01:00:43,930 小新 1116 01:00:56,430 --> 01:00:57,760 小新 1117 01:00:59,480 --> 01:01:00,340 爸爸 1118 01:01:00,350 --> 01:01:01,510 小新 1119 01:01:02,190 --> 01:01:03,300 妈妈 1120 01:01:07,290 --> 01:01:08,870 小新 1121 01:01:08,870 --> 01:01:11,330 爸爸、妈妈 1122 01:01:11,330 --> 01:01:13,620 小葵、小白 1123 01:01:15,350 --> 01:01:18,010 爸爸、妈妈 1124 01:01:18,020 --> 01:01:19,000 小新… 1125 01:01:19,560 --> 01:01:20,420 放开我 1126 01:01:20,430 --> 01:01:21,920 -你放开我 -忍术 1127 01:01:21,940 --> 01:01:25,190 爸爸的臭袜子 1128 01:01:25,660 --> 01:01:26,990 爸爸的臭脚 1129 01:01:27,410 --> 01:01:29,950 忍术，妈妈全身的蛮力 1130 01:01:32,750 --> 01:01:34,870 小新 1131 01:01:34,880 --> 01:01:37,840 这就是忍术，父母心吗 1132 01:01:47,070 --> 01:01:48,190 小新 1133 01:01:49,830 --> 01:01:51,030 不会吧 1134 01:02:01,260 --> 01:02:02,340 小新 1135 01:02:08,570 --> 01:02:09,560 小新 1136 01:02:09,570 --> 01:02:11,660 对不起，是我们来晚了 1137 01:02:12,160 --> 01:02:13,020 小新 1138 01:02:13,540 --> 01:02:15,030 没关系 1139 01:02:15,040 --> 01:02:17,160 不管你是人还是猩猩 1140 01:02:17,170 --> 01:02:19,550 不管我们是不是真正的亲子 1141 01:02:19,550 --> 01:02:21,380 那些事都无所谓 1142 01:02:21,390 --> 01:02:24,130 如果你不在了，一切都没有意义 1143 01:02:24,140 --> 01:02:25,480 小新 1144 01:02:29,150 --> 01:02:30,860 从今以后我还想 1145 01:02:31,990 --> 01:02:34,280 跟你一起大声哭泣 1146 01:02:34,280 --> 01:02:36,160 跟你一起大声笑 1147 01:02:37,760 --> 01:02:39,090 猩猩会笑吗 1148 01:02:43,180 --> 01:02:45,520 没想到爸爸你居然这么喜欢猩猩 1149 01:02:45,520 --> 01:02:47,260 我之前都不知道耶 1150 01:02:47,690 --> 01:02:48,770 小新… 1151 01:02:48,780 --> 01:02:50,520 爸爸、妈妈 1152 01:02:52,450 --> 01:02:53,690 小新 1153 01:02:59,460 --> 01:03:01,290 有一股汗臭味 1154 01:03:01,300 --> 01:03:03,960 真是的，这点小事就忍忍吧 1155 01:03:15,910 --> 01:03:17,070 追兵来了 1156 01:03:26,770 --> 01:03:27,970 母亲大人 1157 01:03:27,980 --> 01:03:28,810 珍藏 1158 01:03:28,810 --> 01:03:30,520 所有人，快跟我来 1159 01:03:36,700 --> 01:03:39,450 我带你们去走可以绕过关隘的捷径 1160 01:03:39,460 --> 01:03:41,040 你们绝对不能被发现 1161 01:03:41,040 --> 01:03:41,790 请小心躲好 1162 01:03:41,790 --> 01:03:43,250 等一下，请你先解释一下 1163 01:03:43,250 --> 01:03:44,290 这是怎么回事 1164 01:03:45,850 --> 01:03:46,840 对不起 1165 01:03:47,430 --> 01:03:49,470 没想到事情会变成这样 1166 01:03:49,480 --> 01:03:51,180 我之前说抱错孩子的事 1167 01:03:51,190 --> 01:03:52,550 其实是骗人的 1168 01:03:52,860 --> 01:03:54,020 我就知道 1169 01:03:55,190 --> 01:03:57,940 但是，同一天在那家医院生孩子 1170 01:03:57,950 --> 01:03:59,160 这件事是真的 1171 01:03:59,500 --> 01:04:00,860 那个时候我的任务 1172 01:04:00,870 --> 01:04:03,830 是把这个村庄制作的东西拿到外面去卖 1173 01:04:04,880 --> 01:04:07,840 结果突然临盆，被送到了医院 1174 01:04:08,600 --> 01:04:10,460 在那里你们一家人 1175 01:04:10,480 --> 01:04:12,090 看起来没有什么特别 1176 01:04:12,100 --> 01:04:13,970 是一个平凡无奇的家庭 1177 01:04:13,980 --> 01:04:15,320 你这什么意思 1178 01:04:15,620 --> 01:04:17,400 非常幸福的样子 1179 01:04:19,580 --> 01:04:21,030 在这个村庄里 1180 01:04:21,450 --> 01:04:22,990 是没有办法随心所欲 1181 01:04:23,000 --> 01:04:24,950 按照自己的想法生活的 1182 01:04:25,290 --> 01:04:26,760 尤其是这个孩子 1183 01:04:27,140 --> 01:04:28,920 为了守护肚脐的塞子 1184 01:04:28,930 --> 01:04:31,220 他要牺牲奉献自己一辈子 1185 01:04:31,600 --> 01:04:34,390 如果能让他在你们那样的家庭生活 1186 01:04:34,390 --> 01:04:37,520 说不定珍藏就可以得到幸福 1187 01:04:37,990 --> 01:04:39,780 我忍不住会这么想 1188 01:04:42,950 --> 01:04:45,290 母亲大人，在下… 1189 01:04:45,720 --> 01:04:48,300 难道真的没有不需要使用幽灵之术 1190 01:04:48,300 --> 01:04:51,170 就可以守护那个地球肚脐的办法吗 1191 01:04:51,180 --> 01:04:52,170 有办法 1192 01:04:52,680 --> 01:04:54,420 一定要有才可以 1193 01:04:55,360 --> 01:04:56,650 我在暗地里 1194 01:04:56,650 --> 01:04:59,190 为了把肚脐的存在公诸于世 1195 01:04:59,200 --> 01:05:02,310 写信委托有名的学者来这里进行调查 1196 01:05:02,330 --> 01:05:04,320 还做了可以代替幽灵之术 1197 01:05:04,330 --> 01:05:05,870 守护肚脐的傀儡 1198 01:05:06,460 --> 01:05:09,630 但是，长老大人不会允许这种事 1199 01:05:09,630 --> 01:05:12,420 这里是为了守护肚脐存在的村庄 1200 01:05:12,850 --> 01:05:14,960 想让他舍弃这个使命 1201 01:05:14,970 --> 01:05:16,970 不是一件简单的事 1202 01:05:16,980 --> 01:05:18,270 地球的肚脐 1203 01:05:18,280 --> 01:05:19,890 真的有这么了不起吗 1204 01:05:21,320 --> 01:05:23,360 这是什么声音 1205 01:05:23,370 --> 01:05:25,150 那就是地球的肚脐 1206 01:05:30,260 --> 01:05:32,210 猩猩，超帅的 1207 01:05:32,220 --> 01:05:33,420 对吧… 1208 01:05:33,430 --> 01:05:35,850 没有想到你爸爸这么大只耶 1209 01:05:36,650 --> 01:05:38,900 不对，那只是猩猩 1210 01:05:38,900 --> 01:05:41,270 我爸爸是那只比较小的猩猩 1211 01:05:42,400 --> 01:05:44,520 那条捷径就在肚脐的后面 1212 01:05:44,530 --> 01:05:45,870 天黑之后再从村庄… 1213 01:05:45,880 --> 01:05:47,830 忍术，土绳捆绑 1214 01:05:51,260 --> 01:05:52,670 这是怎么回事啊 1215 01:05:52,670 --> 01:05:53,710 不好了 1216 01:05:53,720 --> 01:05:54,970 我怎么可能 1217 01:05:54,970 --> 01:05:57,310 让你们一而再再而三逃走 1218 01:05:57,560 --> 01:05:59,270 趾高气昂的老头 1219 01:06:00,230 --> 01:06:01,100 母亲大人 1220 01:06:01,110 --> 01:06:01,860 小新 1221 01:06:01,860 --> 01:06:04,270 我只需要会使用幽灵之术的人 1222 01:06:04,280 --> 01:06:05,450 就可以了 1223 01:06:05,460 --> 01:06:06,570 你们这些入侵者 1224 01:06:06,580 --> 01:06:07,950 我要让你们全都消失 1225 01:06:07,960 --> 01:06:08,950 长老大人 1226 01:06:08,960 --> 01:06:10,660 应该不需要做到这种地步吧 1227 01:06:10,670 --> 01:06:13,790 忍术，超大金属澡盆 1228 01:06:17,890 --> 01:06:20,560 请您住手，他们都是不相关的人 1229 01:06:20,560 --> 01:06:21,850 而且这个孩子… 1230 01:06:22,480 --> 01:06:23,440 母亲大人 1231 01:06:24,020 --> 01:06:24,850 快住手 1232 01:06:25,660 --> 01:06:27,570 你到底想做什么 1233 01:06:30,290 --> 01:06:32,750 母亲大人、父亲大人 1234 01:06:32,750 --> 01:06:33,910 接招吧 1235 01:06:37,640 --> 01:06:40,850 （不准碰珍藏） 1236 01:06:48,410 --> 01:06:50,150 （珍藏，你没受伤吧） 1237 01:06:50,960 --> 01:06:52,070 我没事 1238 01:06:54,170 --> 01:06:55,880 胡麻卫门，你怎么在这里 1239 01:06:55,890 --> 01:06:57,420 肚脐的塞子怎么办 1240 01:06:59,770 --> 01:07:00,630 （糟了） 1241 01:07:20,260 --> 01:07:23,220 我的超纯金飞走了 1242 01:07:23,220 --> 01:07:24,890 放烟火啰 1243 01:07:29,410 --> 01:07:32,320 好了，春日部烟火大会已经开始了 1244 01:07:32,830 --> 01:07:33,860 谢谢各位的捧场 1245 01:07:33,870 --> 01:07:36,290 我们赶快邀请嘉宾登场吧 1246 01:07:36,300 --> 01:07:37,880 让各位观众久等啰 1247 01:07:37,880 --> 01:07:39,620 我是负责看守春日部的 1248 01:07:39,640 --> 01:07:41,050 动感超人先生 1249 01:07:41,350 --> 01:07:42,330 不对… 1250 01:07:42,350 --> 01:07:44,180 他根本就没有说过这种口号 1251 01:07:44,180 --> 01:07:46,180 你不要随便乱加啦 1252 01:07:46,190 --> 01:07:47,770 他可是正义的伙伴 1253 01:07:47,780 --> 01:07:50,110 多一个这样的口号不是更帅吗 1254 01:07:50,110 --> 01:07:50,900 对吧 1255 01:07:52,990 --> 01:07:55,230 看吧，或是叫他春日部的守门员 1256 01:07:55,240 --> 01:07:56,460 不要这样说啦 1257 01:07:56,460 --> 01:07:58,800 这种口号根本一点也不帅气 1258 01:07:58,800 --> 01:08:00,660 再说了，动感超人先生 1259 01:08:00,680 --> 01:08:02,710 -根本不是春日部出身的人 -小新他没有来耶 1260 01:08:03,300 --> 01:08:05,040 难得我们春日部防卫队 1261 01:08:05,050 --> 01:08:06,650 可以上台一起跳舞 1262 01:08:06,650 --> 01:08:08,510 我猜他一定是忘记了 1263 01:08:08,530 --> 01:08:10,860 他每次做事都这么随兴 1264 01:08:10,860 --> 01:08:13,700 可是，他一直很期待今天 1265 01:08:13,700 --> 01:08:16,290 看来，果然是出了什么事吧 1266 01:08:16,290 --> 01:08:17,540 真是的 1267 01:08:18,750 --> 01:08:20,460 不然我去附近找找看 1268 01:08:20,760 --> 01:08:21,710 现在吗 1269 01:08:21,720 --> 01:08:23,380 呆，我也要一起去 1270 01:08:23,760 --> 01:08:26,060 真是的，真拿你们没办法 1271 01:08:26,980 --> 01:08:28,720 我是不可能离开这里的哦 1272 01:08:28,730 --> 01:08:31,110 马上就要轮到我们上台了耶 1273 01:08:32,320 --> 01:08:34,780 反正不用管他，他一定会来的 1274 01:08:35,160 --> 01:08:37,620 不过他们的话真的好多哦 1275 01:08:38,170 --> 01:08:39,250 明明只是开场的 1276 01:08:39,250 --> 01:08:40,750 小松菜的草原 1277 01:08:41,090 --> 01:08:43,540 不会吧，我还以为能看到草原 1278 01:08:43,550 --> 01:08:45,160 结果跑来一看全是小松菜 1279 01:08:49,690 --> 01:08:51,440 超级痒痒的温泉 1280 01:08:51,940 --> 01:08:52,770 不舒服 1281 01:08:52,780 --> 01:08:53,770 一想到超级痒痒 1282 01:08:53,780 --> 01:08:55,620 肯定联想到坐立不安吧 1283 01:08:58,830 --> 01:09:00,540 米糠酱菜的光线 1284 01:09:00,540 --> 01:09:03,000 厉害了，只要用这个光线照射 1285 01:09:03,000 --> 01:09:04,960 什么蔬菜都能腌成米糠酱菜 1286 01:09:04,960 --> 01:09:07,010 不管是小黄瓜、茄子，还是花椰菜 1287 01:09:07,020 --> 01:09:08,300 全都会变成米糠 1288 01:09:12,560 --> 01:09:15,230 那是…流星吗 1289 01:09:32,520 --> 01:09:35,060 事情平息之前，你们乖乖待在这里 1290 01:09:35,700 --> 01:09:36,570 可恶 1291 01:09:39,950 --> 01:09:40,860 你没事吧 1292 01:09:46,220 --> 01:09:49,510 没想到，肚脐的塞子竟然松脱了 1293 01:09:50,100 --> 01:09:51,550 好漂亮哦 1294 01:09:54,440 --> 01:09:56,980 看样子这个情况很不妙吧 1295 01:09:59,990 --> 01:10:02,200 这样的话，就不会有任何人 1296 01:10:02,200 --> 01:10:04,240 被那个塞子束缚住了 1297 01:10:04,870 --> 01:10:06,040 千代女… 1298 01:10:06,050 --> 01:10:07,790 拜托你振作一点 1299 01:10:07,800 --> 01:10:09,090 这样怎么行呢 1300 01:10:09,100 --> 01:10:10,680 你不是说过塞子松脱了 1301 01:10:10,680 --> 01:10:11,800 地球就会毁灭吗 1302 01:10:11,810 --> 01:10:12,970 没有错 1303 01:10:19,780 --> 01:10:20,650 天啊 1304 01:10:21,030 --> 01:10:23,020 又出现奇怪的忍者了 1305 01:10:23,040 --> 01:10:24,150 毛毛 1306 01:10:24,700 --> 01:10:26,040 我不是忍者 1307 01:10:26,050 --> 01:10:28,510 我是一位已经研究地球核心能源 1308 01:10:28,510 --> 01:10:30,250 很多年的学者 1309 01:10:30,260 --> 01:10:31,970 腹野信田毛博士 1310 01:10:33,050 --> 01:10:34,640 原来您真的来了 1311 01:10:34,640 --> 01:10:36,940 就是你吗，是你写信给我的 1312 01:10:36,940 --> 01:10:37,650 对 1313 01:10:38,110 --> 01:10:40,270 总之，我们现在没时间了 1314 01:10:41,700 --> 01:10:42,730 你看看这个 1315 01:10:43,240 --> 01:10:44,700 地球的核心能源 1316 01:10:45,030 --> 01:10:46,750 也就是你们说的忍素 1317 01:10:46,750 --> 01:10:49,370 正在以飞快的速度减少当中 1318 01:10:49,380 --> 01:10:51,120 你的衣服是在哪里买的 1319 01:10:51,130 --> 01:10:52,290 名牌店哦 1320 01:10:52,970 --> 01:10:54,580 接下来地球世界各地 1321 01:10:54,600 --> 01:10:56,390 会开始发生各种天灾 1322 01:10:56,860 --> 01:10:59,600 地磁消失，火山不再活动 1323 01:10:59,610 --> 01:11:01,730 地球停止自转 1324 01:11:02,900 --> 01:11:04,240 地球停止自转 1325 01:11:04,570 --> 01:11:06,240 我可以帮你拍照吗 1326 01:11:06,250 --> 01:11:07,410 请拍吧 1327 01:11:08,800 --> 01:11:11,290 地球只剩下八小时的寿命 1328 01:11:12,300 --> 01:11:14,760 我们一定要在那之前堵上那个洞 1329 01:11:15,810 --> 01:11:17,720 不然就没有明天了 1330 01:11:18,270 --> 01:11:20,760 这颗星球今天就会死亡 1331 01:11:21,190 --> 01:11:22,230 毛毛 1332 01:11:22,820 --> 01:11:24,900 不能用忍术想办法解决吗 1333 01:11:24,900 --> 01:11:27,450 或者派大猩猩去把塞子检回来啊 1334 01:11:29,880 --> 01:11:30,870 父亲大人 1335 01:11:30,880 --> 01:11:31,660 你的身体状况 1336 01:11:31,670 --> 01:11:33,540 根本不能施展幽灵之术 1337 01:11:35,420 --> 01:11:36,920 其实还有一个办法 1338 01:11:37,640 --> 01:11:38,630 真的吗 1339 01:11:38,650 --> 01:11:39,600 用那个的话 1340 01:11:39,610 --> 01:11:41,350 应该可以搬动巨大的塞子 1341 01:11:41,730 --> 01:11:42,640 那个 1342 01:11:43,150 --> 01:11:45,640 但是，我们要先离开这里才行 1343 01:11:46,710 --> 01:11:47,540 有敌人 1344 01:11:47,830 --> 01:11:49,320 来人啊… 1345 01:11:51,290 --> 01:11:52,280 那是什么 1346 01:11:53,590 --> 01:11:54,700 是爷爷 1347 01:11:54,710 --> 01:11:56,050 那只树懒吗 1348 01:12:12,500 --> 01:12:13,490 好厉害哦 1349 01:12:13,500 --> 01:12:15,210 根本一点也不迟钝 1350 01:12:15,630 --> 01:12:16,890 爷爷很厉害哦 1351 01:12:16,890 --> 01:12:18,380 他是在下的师父 1352 01:12:18,970 --> 01:12:20,840 好了，我们快走吧 1353 01:12:21,850 --> 01:12:22,840 听好了 1354 01:12:22,850 --> 01:12:25,720 我要你们用新的塞子堵上那个洞 1355 01:12:25,730 --> 01:12:28,780 然后我现在要去把超纯金给收回来 1356 01:12:28,790 --> 01:12:29,950 长老大人 1357 01:12:29,950 --> 01:12:31,610 那个东西还没有完成 1358 01:12:31,620 --> 01:12:32,990 现在用太早了 1359 01:12:33,000 --> 01:12:35,490 现在不用，还要等到什么时候用 1360 01:12:35,500 --> 01:12:36,670 快点出发了 1361 01:12:42,180 --> 01:12:43,640 这是什么东西啊 1362 01:12:44,640 --> 01:12:46,740 是大型的傀儡鲸鱼 1363 01:12:46,740 --> 01:12:48,530 这是为了取代幽灵之术 1364 01:12:48,530 --> 01:12:51,070 压住肚脐的塞子才做的东西 1365 01:12:52,040 --> 01:12:53,120 没想到现在 1366 01:12:53,120 --> 01:12:55,030 居然要用这个来搬运塞子 1367 01:12:55,040 --> 01:12:56,880 所以这是你一个人做的 1368 01:12:56,880 --> 01:12:57,670 对 1369 01:12:57,680 --> 01:13:00,040 因为除了这个，我没有其他的才能了 1370 01:13:00,050 --> 01:13:02,670 不对，可以做出这个已经很厉害了 1371 01:13:09,240 --> 01:13:11,570 很抱歉，要您背我老公 1372 01:13:11,570 --> 01:13:14,610 没关系啦，我爸爸他很喜欢猩猩 1373 01:13:14,620 --> 01:13:15,780 不要吵 1374 01:13:16,670 --> 01:13:18,920 请你们大家先躲在这个地方 1375 01:13:18,930 --> 01:13:21,210 我用这个去找塞子，然后收回来 1376 01:13:21,220 --> 01:13:22,670 我们也要一起去 1377 01:13:24,930 --> 01:13:26,770 我一个人就可以操控它了 1378 01:13:26,780 --> 01:13:28,030 你还不知道吗 1379 01:13:28,030 --> 01:13:30,890 你就是因为凡事都自己一个人埋头苦干 1380 01:13:30,900 --> 01:13:33,280 情况才会变得这么麻烦不是吗 1381 01:13:35,920 --> 01:13:37,130 坦白地说 1382 01:13:37,130 --> 01:13:38,960 你需要帮忙不就好了吗 1383 01:13:40,920 --> 01:13:42,510 你们应该也不希望 1384 01:13:42,510 --> 01:13:45,630 再跟亲爱的家人们分隔两地了吧 1385 01:13:49,940 --> 01:13:51,060 我知道了 1386 01:13:52,240 --> 01:13:54,900 右脚 1387 01:13:56,130 --> 01:13:57,790 右脚 1388 01:13:59,420 --> 01:14:01,130 左脚 1389 01:14:02,300 --> 01:14:03,660 右脚 1390 01:14:04,840 --> 01:14:06,840 左脚 1391 01:14:09,020 --> 01:14:11,150 你本来想一个人操控这个吗 1392 01:14:11,980 --> 01:14:14,100 你别忘了你是孕妇耶 1393 01:14:14,110 --> 01:14:16,360 因为之前医生交代过我 1394 01:14:16,370 --> 01:14:18,490 要适度地运动 1395 01:14:18,500 --> 01:14:21,210 这样哪算适度地运动啊 1396 01:14:21,710 --> 01:14:23,750 右脚 1397 01:14:23,760 --> 01:14:25,090 中间哦 1398 01:14:28,060 --> 01:14:30,850 小新，拜托你不要随便乱碰啦 1399 01:14:30,860 --> 01:14:32,020 好狡猾 1400 01:14:32,020 --> 01:14:33,640 只有妈妈你们玩得这么开心 1401 01:14:33,650 --> 01:14:35,440 我也要玩… 1402 01:14:35,440 --> 01:14:37,030 我说要玩就是要玩 1403 01:14:37,040 --> 01:14:38,150 -我要玩 -在下也是 1404 01:14:38,160 --> 01:14:39,530 请让我们帮忙 1405 01:14:40,710 --> 01:14:42,700 真是的，那就… 1406 01:14:42,710 --> 01:14:43,500 不然 1407 01:14:43,500 --> 01:14:45,740 你们两个帮忙去转那边的方向盘 1408 01:14:46,770 --> 01:14:49,140 是，好哦 1409 01:14:49,430 --> 01:14:50,300 好哦 1410 01:14:51,310 --> 01:14:52,390 对不起 1411 01:14:52,400 --> 01:14:53,390 没关系 1412 01:14:54,560 --> 01:14:56,110 千代女小姐，换我来吧 1413 01:14:56,120 --> 01:14:57,950 不用，没关系 1414 01:14:57,950 --> 01:15:00,660 在美冴小姐抓到操控的诀窍之前 1415 01:15:00,660 --> 01:15:01,530 就由我来 1416 01:15:01,960 --> 01:15:03,820 好了，我们快点把肚脐堵上 1417 01:15:03,830 --> 01:15:05,660 取回我们的明天吧 1418 01:15:05,670 --> 01:15:08,420 野原一家跟屁祖隐一家 1419 01:15:08,970 --> 01:15:10,380 Tomorrow… 1420 01:15:25,710 --> 01:15:27,970 突然间，世界各地接二连三 1421 01:15:27,970 --> 01:15:29,430 传出发生异常现象的消息 1422 01:15:29,430 --> 01:15:30,710 目前学界人士们 1423 01:15:30,720 --> 01:15:32,340 -没有风了 -都在怀疑地球 1424 01:15:32,350 --> 01:15:35,720 -没有风这种事还是第一次 -是不是正在失去某种巨大的能源 1425 01:15:35,730 --> 01:15:37,730 -没有海浪了 -各地不断发生零星的地震 1426 01:15:37,740 --> 01:15:38,690 -到底是怎么回事 -现在气象厅 1427 01:15:38,700 --> 01:15:40,200 -怎么会这样 -正在调查原因 1428 01:15:40,200 --> 01:15:42,190 刚才发生的停电，到目前为止 1429 01:15:42,200 --> 01:15:43,570 -快看，是极光 -都没有恢复的迹象 1430 01:15:43,580 --> 01:15:44,860 各地的植物开始逐渐枯萎 1431 01:15:44,870 --> 01:15:45,410 奇怪 1432 01:15:45,410 --> 01:15:47,250 -地球正在慢慢地死去 -农作物也受到影响 1433 01:15:47,800 --> 01:15:50,540 刚才，春日部烟火大会的会场 1434 01:15:50,550 --> 01:15:51,670 突然从天空 1435 01:15:51,680 --> 01:15:54,260 坠落了一块巨大的黄金金块 1436 01:15:54,270 --> 01:15:56,980 现在现场弥漫着一股不安的气氛 1437 01:15:59,110 --> 01:16:01,270 快点救救我 1438 01:16:02,740 --> 01:16:04,400 正男，那里很危险 1439 01:16:04,410 --> 01:16:06,660 你还不快点给我跳下来 1440 01:16:07,260 --> 01:16:08,540 可是我的内裤… 1441 01:16:08,550 --> 01:16:10,210 脱掉，快点 1442 01:16:23,620 --> 01:16:24,480 正男 1443 01:16:24,820 --> 01:16:27,290 你的表情跟冷冻的饭团一样僵硬 1444 01:16:27,300 --> 01:16:28,280 没事吧 1445 01:16:28,960 --> 01:16:29,830 小新 1446 01:16:34,930 --> 01:16:36,040 正男 1447 01:16:39,280 --> 01:16:40,390 小新 1448 01:16:41,900 --> 01:16:44,860 忍者野原新之助，回来参见各位 1449 01:16:45,110 --> 01:16:46,330 忍者… 1450 01:16:49,460 --> 01:16:51,200 明天一定会肌肉酸痛 1451 01:16:51,420 --> 01:16:52,710 从现在开始 1452 01:16:52,710 --> 01:16:54,550 我要收回肚脐的塞子 1453 01:16:58,150 --> 01:17:02,390 爸爸是猩猩，爷爷是树懒 1454 01:17:02,860 --> 01:17:04,320 看这个样子 1455 01:17:04,320 --> 01:17:07,040 珍藏的成长环境还真是复杂呢 1456 01:17:07,040 --> 01:17:08,500 你们在这里做什么 1457 01:17:09,380 --> 01:17:12,040 今天可是动感超人烟火大会的日子 1458 01:17:12,040 --> 01:17:14,040 我们一直在等你过来耶 1459 01:17:15,050 --> 01:17:16,260 原来是这样啊 1460 01:17:16,270 --> 01:17:17,970 好吧，那机会难得 1461 01:17:17,980 --> 01:17:20,470 我们大家一起来跳舞吧 1462 01:17:20,480 --> 01:17:21,310 跳舞… 1463 01:17:21,310 --> 01:17:25,650 你就是这世上是最好的旋律… 1464 01:17:25,650 --> 01:17:31,000 用力踏着脚，绕着地球走… 1465 01:17:32,000 --> 01:17:32,750 没事的 1466 01:17:32,750 --> 01:17:33,870 -别担心 -都准备好了 1467 01:17:33,880 --> 01:17:36,250 -就算休息一次，下次也会… -各位，请搭上去吧 1468 01:17:36,260 --> 01:17:37,970 好了，该走啰 1469 01:17:37,970 --> 01:17:38,760 好 1470 01:17:38,770 --> 01:17:40,430 小新，你要搭那个吗 1471 01:17:40,440 --> 01:17:41,390 对啊 1472 01:17:41,390 --> 01:17:42,350 妮妮也想搭 1473 01:17:42,350 --> 01:17:43,010 我也要 1474 01:17:43,020 --> 01:17:44,350 让我操控看看吧 1475 01:17:44,360 --> 01:17:45,060 呆 1476 01:17:45,060 --> 01:17:46,940 -我也想操控… -珍藏 1477 01:17:48,620 --> 01:17:49,610 我不要 1478 01:17:51,290 --> 01:17:52,320 珍藏 1479 01:17:52,960 --> 01:17:54,700 我不要… 1480 01:17:54,710 --> 01:17:56,500 我也想要跟大家跳动感超人 1481 01:17:56,510 --> 01:17:58,380 明天一定不会灭亡的歌曲舞蹈 1482 01:17:58,390 --> 01:18:00,550 我想要跳… 1483 01:18:00,560 --> 01:18:02,840 -我也想要动感超人的战斗服 -看来他好像已经忍耐到极限了 1484 01:18:02,850 --> 01:18:04,970 我想要… 1485 01:18:04,980 --> 01:18:07,020 我想跟朋友们一起尽情地玩 1486 01:18:07,030 --> 01:18:08,740 我想要去上幼儿园 1487 01:18:08,740 --> 01:18:11,450 也想常常吃披萨，还想要养狗 1488 01:18:11,450 --> 01:18:14,620 想跟母亲大人还有父亲大人在一起 1489 01:18:14,620 --> 01:18:17,840 我希望可以常常跟你们在一起 1490 01:18:17,840 --> 01:18:19,840 想要一起吃饭 1491 01:18:19,850 --> 01:18:22,630 也想要一家人一起去散步 1492 01:18:30,910 --> 01:18:34,120 珍藏，你很喜欢动感超人是吗 1493 01:18:34,750 --> 01:18:36,110 很喜欢 1494 01:18:38,130 --> 01:18:39,920 把肚脐堵上之后 1495 01:18:39,930 --> 01:18:41,630 再跟大家一起玩吧 1496 01:18:47,990 --> 01:18:50,230 我绝对不允许那种事 1497 01:18:52,030 --> 01:18:53,160 长老大人 1498 01:18:56,920 --> 01:18:58,710 忍者要跟以前一样 1499 01:18:58,720 --> 01:19:00,580 在忍者村里继续过生活 1500 01:19:00,590 --> 01:19:02,460 这个塞子是我们生活的 1501 01:19:02,470 --> 01:19:04,050 重要资金来源 1502 01:19:04,300 --> 01:19:05,880 好了，开始作业 1503 01:19:05,890 --> 01:19:07,810 用火遁之术镕化塞子 1504 01:19:07,820 --> 01:19:09,770 把它变成容易搬运的大小 1505 01:19:09,780 --> 01:19:11,140 然后运回村庄 1506 01:19:17,040 --> 01:19:19,210 长老大人，如果这么做的话 1507 01:19:19,210 --> 01:19:21,290 塞子会失去它原本的功用的 1508 01:19:21,300 --> 01:19:23,840 区区一个女忍者，别对我指手画脚 1509 01:19:24,090 --> 01:19:26,390 老先生，你在做什么 1510 01:19:26,400 --> 01:19:28,010 你们用不着担心 1511 01:19:28,020 --> 01:19:30,770 我之前命令部下制作的新塞子 1512 01:19:30,780 --> 01:19:33,190 现在应该已经完美地 1513 01:19:33,190 --> 01:19:34,700 塞在地球的肚脐里 1514 01:19:34,700 --> 01:19:36,950 一二… 1515 01:19:36,960 --> 01:19:37,950 来了… 1516 01:19:37,960 --> 01:19:39,070 这不是还没有完成吗 1517 01:19:39,460 --> 01:19:40,540 一二… 1518 01:19:40,550 --> 01:19:41,460 别再拉了 1519 01:19:43,300 --> 01:19:44,540 要怎么办呢 1520 01:19:44,550 --> 01:19:46,260 只能硬着头皮做了 1521 01:19:56,580 --> 01:19:57,950 想也知道 1522 01:19:58,920 --> 01:19:59,900 动作快 1523 01:19:59,920 --> 01:20:02,500 别遗漏任何一部分，要全部收回 1524 01:20:03,090 --> 01:20:04,040 该怎么办 1525 01:20:04,250 --> 01:20:05,620 已经没有时间了 1526 01:20:05,630 --> 01:20:08,300 就算要动用武力，我也要抢回塞子 1527 01:20:10,690 --> 01:20:11,930 美冴小姐 1528 01:20:13,690 --> 01:20:16,150 我…我好像快生了 1529 01:20:17,290 --> 01:20:19,490 “柴田妇产科医院” 1530 01:20:19,710 --> 01:20:23,290 打扰一下，这里有人快要生了 1531 01:20:25,920 --> 01:20:27,890 真的非常对不起 1532 01:20:27,890 --> 01:20:29,510 这种紧要关头… 1533 01:20:29,520 --> 01:20:31,020 这有什么办法啊 1534 01:20:31,350 --> 01:20:34,590 美冴小姐，请你帮帮我 1535 01:20:36,020 --> 01:20:38,870 请你帮我守护这些孩子们的未来 1536 01:20:40,330 --> 01:20:42,030 你之前说过啊 1537 01:20:42,040 --> 01:20:43,780 快要出生的这个孩子 1538 01:20:43,790 --> 01:20:45,450 是小新的弟弟 1539 01:20:45,460 --> 01:20:47,380 是我们的家人对吧 1540 01:20:49,680 --> 01:20:51,890 接下来就交给我们吧 1541 01:20:51,890 --> 01:20:54,850 而且我已经很熟悉怎么操控鲸鱼了 1542 01:20:54,850 --> 01:20:55,760 好 1543 01:20:56,100 --> 01:20:57,270 哈啰，你好 1544 01:20:57,280 --> 01:20:59,020 我们什么时候见咧 1545 01:20:59,030 --> 01:21:00,320 明天 1546 01:21:02,080 --> 01:21:04,320 这个你拿着，我会打电话给你 1547 01:21:04,330 --> 01:21:04,940 好 1548 01:21:05,370 --> 01:21:06,710 珍藏就待在这里 1549 01:21:06,720 --> 01:21:08,670 跟你妈妈一起等我们回来吧 1550 01:21:08,680 --> 01:21:11,130 我不要，在下也想去 1551 01:21:12,560 --> 01:21:13,890 哈啰，你好 1552 01:21:13,890 --> 01:21:14,800 在下… 1553 01:21:15,230 --> 01:21:16,210 哥哥我 1554 01:21:16,230 --> 01:21:19,190 现在要跟大家一起去保护地球了 1555 01:21:19,200 --> 01:21:20,860 请你快点出来 1556 01:21:20,870 --> 01:21:23,400 替我保护母亲大人哦 1557 01:21:24,950 --> 01:21:26,030 好 1558 01:21:29,630 --> 01:21:32,800 （千代女，我爱你） 1559 01:21:34,640 --> 01:21:36,810 老公，我也爱你 1560 01:21:37,360 --> 01:21:39,230 珍藏他就麻烦你了 1561 01:21:39,240 --> 01:21:40,070 （好） 1562 01:21:40,820 --> 01:21:42,360 好了，我们走吧 1563 01:21:43,320 --> 01:21:45,610 左脚 1564 01:21:46,080 --> 01:21:48,700 左脚 1565 01:21:49,130 --> 01:21:51,590 左脚 1566 01:21:52,050 --> 01:21:52,910 左脚 1567 01:21:52,930 --> 01:21:55,130 我们要从那些人手中抢回塞子 1568 01:21:55,140 --> 01:21:57,230 塞进地球的肚脐里 1569 01:22:10,710 --> 01:22:11,750 怎么了啊 1570 01:22:12,010 --> 01:22:15,210 计画失败了，请问该怎么办呢 1571 01:22:16,440 --> 01:22:19,270 自己想办法，你这个没用的东西 1572 01:22:19,610 --> 01:22:20,810 你们在发什么呆 1573 01:22:20,820 --> 01:22:22,850 还不赶快回去继续作业 1574 01:22:23,320 --> 01:22:24,060 可是… 1575 01:22:24,070 --> 01:22:25,980 不管地球会怎么样 1576 01:22:25,990 --> 01:22:29,210 我都不会把这块超纯金交给任何人 1577 01:22:30,380 --> 01:22:33,160 你知不知道你自己现在到底在说什么 1578 01:22:33,170 --> 01:22:35,380 闭嘴… 1579 01:22:35,380 --> 01:22:37,430 我要趁现在把这个换成钱 1580 01:22:37,440 --> 01:22:39,720 带着它逃到安全的地方去 1581 01:22:39,730 --> 01:22:41,310 安全的地方是哪咧 1582 01:22:41,310 --> 01:22:43,850 不管是防空洞还是哪里都好 1583 01:22:43,860 --> 01:22:45,270 只要有钱全都买得到 1584 01:22:45,610 --> 01:22:46,270 好了 1585 01:22:46,280 --> 01:22:48,950 还不快点用火遁之术把金块镕化 1586 01:22:48,960 --> 01:22:50,160 可是… 1587 01:22:51,080 --> 01:22:54,080 难道你们现在想违抗长老我的命令吗 1588 01:22:54,090 --> 01:22:57,180 接招吧，忍术，毕生的金属… 1589 01:22:57,770 --> 01:23:01,180 适可而止吧，你这个不讲理的人 1590 01:23:02,100 --> 01:23:03,340 我以为这么做 1591 01:23:03,360 --> 01:23:05,190 是为了守护地球的肚脐 1592 01:23:05,190 --> 01:23:06,780 才会一直忍耐到现在 1593 01:23:06,790 --> 01:23:09,490 不是为了让你满足你的一己私利 1594 01:23:09,500 --> 01:23:10,950 不要小看女忍者 1595 01:23:10,960 --> 01:23:12,200 小心我打飞你 1596 01:23:12,460 --> 01:23:14,370 忍术，金属澡盆返还 1597 01:23:14,380 --> 01:23:15,290 好痛 1598 01:23:16,640 --> 01:23:20,930 忍术，流放可恶的老先生 1599 01:23:25,190 --> 01:23:27,190 好痛… 1600 01:23:29,700 --> 01:23:31,070 让您见笑了 1601 01:23:33,960 --> 01:23:34,660 但是 1602 01:23:35,120 --> 01:23:37,920 我们没办法把这个运回村里是事实 1603 01:23:40,510 --> 01:23:41,880 还不能放弃 1604 01:23:43,270 --> 01:23:45,680 我们一定要守护这些孩子的未来 1605 01:23:47,240 --> 01:23:49,150 我去找找看有没有绳子 1606 01:23:49,160 --> 01:23:51,570 只要绑在车上，说不定可以拖动它 1607 01:23:51,580 --> 01:23:52,360 那我去看看 1608 01:23:52,370 --> 01:23:54,360 鲸鱼还可不可以继续动 1609 01:23:54,370 --> 01:23:57,170 一定要把削下来的超纯金恢复原状 1610 01:23:57,180 --> 01:23:58,210 动作快 1611 01:23:58,720 --> 01:24:00,330 把断掉的绳子绑好 1612 01:24:00,350 --> 01:24:01,710 重新绑在塞子上 1613 01:24:05,180 --> 01:24:07,780 凛钢破 1614 01:24:07,780 --> 01:24:08,360 父亲大人 1615 01:24:08,360 --> 01:24:10,740 （忍术幽灵之术） 1616 01:24:19,760 --> 01:24:20,790 父亲大人 1617 01:24:21,180 --> 01:24:22,790 好可爱哦 1618 01:24:23,100 --> 01:24:24,880 好像是真的猩猩耶 1619 01:24:25,180 --> 01:24:27,810 珍藏，你也会召唤猩猩吗 1620 01:24:29,530 --> 01:24:32,020 在下没办法召唤出来 1621 01:24:36,030 --> 01:24:39,660 珍藏，如果是你一定做得到 1622 01:24:40,510 --> 01:24:41,420 不过 1623 01:24:41,420 --> 01:24:44,130 就算你不会使用幽灵之术也没关系 1624 01:24:44,140 --> 01:24:47,510 你依旧还是爸爸我，最心爱的儿子 1625 01:24:49,570 --> 01:24:50,900 父亲大人 1626 01:24:51,900 --> 01:24:54,740 担担面 1627 01:24:55,200 --> 01:24:57,160 忍术，酱菜之术 1628 01:24:57,170 --> 01:24:58,670 全部都不对吧 1629 01:24:59,130 --> 01:25:00,040 珍藏 1630 01:25:00,050 --> 01:25:02,290 你可不可以也教教我们怎么做 1631 01:25:03,090 --> 01:25:03,750 可是… 1632 01:25:03,760 --> 01:25:05,040 不要这么小气啦 1633 01:25:05,050 --> 01:25:07,300 对啊，我们大家一起召唤吧 1634 01:25:09,110 --> 01:25:11,520 好啊，那我们大家一起召唤 1635 01:25:12,230 --> 01:25:14,650 这是把栖息在自己内心的野兽 1636 01:25:14,650 --> 01:25:16,950 召唤出来的终极忍术 1637 01:25:17,710 --> 01:25:18,330 凛 1638 01:25:18,330 --> 01:25:18,990 凛… 1639 01:25:19,000 --> 01:25:19,500 钢 1640 01:25:19,500 --> 01:25:20,160 钢… 1641 01:25:20,170 --> 01:25:20,780 破 1642 01:25:20,790 --> 01:25:21,420 破… 1643 01:25:21,880 --> 01:25:22,830 忍术 1644 01:25:22,840 --> 01:25:24,580 幽灵之术… 1645 01:25:26,170 --> 01:25:26,970 成功了 1646 01:25:27,600 --> 01:25:28,560 成功了 1647 01:25:28,940 --> 01:25:30,720 成功了 1648 01:25:30,730 --> 01:25:32,440 真的耶，成功了 1649 01:25:32,940 --> 01:25:34,520 我在发光耶 1650 01:25:34,730 --> 01:25:35,810 我也是 1651 01:25:36,240 --> 01:25:38,450 珍藏，谢谢你 1652 01:25:39,620 --> 01:25:41,160 可是为什么会… 1653 01:25:43,000 --> 01:25:44,620 其实幽灵之术 1654 01:25:44,630 --> 01:25:46,750 本来就是自由的小朋友们 1655 01:25:46,770 --> 01:25:49,800 在玩耍的时候创造出来的忍术 1656 01:25:49,810 --> 01:25:53,020 所以是所有小朋友都能使用的忍术 1657 01:25:53,520 --> 01:25:54,980 而且你看看 1658 01:25:54,980 --> 01:25:57,230 因为肚脐的塞子脱落了 1659 01:25:57,240 --> 01:25:59,910 所以大气里充满了忍素 1660 01:25:59,910 --> 01:26:01,200 原来如此 1661 01:26:01,210 --> 01:26:02,710 好，现身吧 1662 01:26:02,710 --> 01:26:03,950 在下的狼 1663 01:26:07,760 --> 01:26:08,630 狼 1664 01:26:08,970 --> 01:26:09,840 松鼠 1665 01:26:13,020 --> 01:26:14,300 是飞鼠 1666 01:26:16,060 --> 01:26:18,490 原来珍藏是飞鼠啊 1667 01:26:22,750 --> 01:26:23,780 你们看 1668 01:26:23,790 --> 01:26:26,450 在下的飞鼠超可爱的 1669 01:26:26,460 --> 01:26:28,800 跟父亲大人有相同的味道 1670 01:26:28,800 --> 01:26:30,630 毛茸茸的 1671 01:26:31,560 --> 01:26:32,920 好了，我们也来吧 1672 01:26:32,930 --> 01:26:35,220 我的应该是可爱的兔子 1673 01:26:35,230 --> 01:26:37,520 我的一定是百兽之王，狮子 1674 01:26:45,500 --> 01:26:47,250 是孟加拉虎 1675 01:26:47,260 --> 01:26:48,540 我是乌龟 1676 01:26:48,550 --> 01:26:49,880 妮妮的是肉食动物 1677 01:26:49,890 --> 01:26:51,050 我还能理解 1678 01:26:51,050 --> 01:26:52,130 为什么啊 1679 01:26:53,560 --> 01:26:56,770 我的是三角龙，呆 1680 01:26:56,780 --> 01:26:58,310 真不愧是阿呆 1681 01:27:00,160 --> 01:27:01,240 猪 1682 01:27:01,240 --> 01:27:03,820 而且一点也不大，是迷你猪吧 1683 01:27:04,830 --> 01:27:05,940 小彻彻真可爱 1684 01:27:05,950 --> 01:27:07,000 你好吵 1685 01:27:07,010 --> 01:27:08,540 猪不只很爱干净 1686 01:27:08,550 --> 01:27:10,910 而且还是非常聪明的动物哦 1687 01:27:10,930 --> 01:27:13,590 巨大的迷你猪这种麻烦的感觉 1688 01:27:13,600 --> 01:27:15,090 的确很像风间 1689 01:27:16,310 --> 01:27:18,930 小新还不是一样，那是什么啊 1690 01:27:20,190 --> 01:27:21,730 乌贼的脚 1691 01:27:21,740 --> 01:27:22,730 是章鱼啦 1692 01:27:22,740 --> 01:27:24,350 为什么是章鱼 1693 01:27:25,070 --> 01:27:27,290 因为人家现在肚子很饿 1694 01:27:27,290 --> 01:27:28,960 你还真是单纯 1695 01:27:30,300 --> 01:27:32,410 珍藏，那是… 1696 01:27:34,970 --> 01:27:36,130 这是什么 1697 01:27:38,320 --> 01:27:39,680 你们不用担心 1698 01:27:39,690 --> 01:27:41,150 只要停止使用忍术 1699 01:27:41,150 --> 01:27:42,770 马上就会恢复原状 1700 01:27:42,780 --> 01:27:43,860 章鱼 1701 01:27:43,860 --> 01:27:46,400 新之助阁下，已经没有时间了 1702 01:27:46,410 --> 01:27:48,450 我们大家一起搬塞子吧 1703 01:27:48,460 --> 01:27:49,920 好，那我们上吧 1704 01:27:50,460 --> 01:27:52,080 春日部忍者队 1705 01:27:52,090 --> 01:27:53,830 Tomorrow… 1706 01:28:04,360 --> 01:28:05,320 开始吧… 1707 01:28:06,830 --> 01:28:07,910 爸爸 1708 01:28:08,290 --> 01:28:09,410 小心哦 1709 01:28:11,630 --> 01:28:14,080 我们去把肚脐堵上就回来 1710 01:28:24,570 --> 01:28:26,100 请往这边走 1711 01:28:26,480 --> 01:28:28,200 请大家让路 1712 01:28:28,830 --> 01:28:30,990 肚脐的塞子要通过了 1713 01:28:43,400 --> 01:28:43,980 危险 1714 01:28:43,980 --> 01:28:45,140 妮妮、阿呆 1715 01:28:48,950 --> 01:28:50,780 不…不可以 1716 01:28:50,790 --> 01:28:54,950 我来… 1717 01:29:01,560 --> 01:29:03,550 在水中我也可以行动 1718 01:29:03,850 --> 01:29:06,590 最强乌龟的传说要开始了 1719 01:29:08,240 --> 01:29:10,030 正男，看前面 1720 01:29:19,970 --> 01:29:21,960 珍藏，做得好 1721 01:29:29,200 --> 01:29:31,910 你也稍微派上一点用场啦 1722 01:29:33,080 --> 01:29:35,410 忍术，幽灵之术 1723 01:29:36,540 --> 01:29:37,910 一只羊跳过去 1724 01:29:37,920 --> 01:29:40,210 两只羊跳过去，三只羊… 1725 01:29:40,220 --> 01:29:41,800 现在不是睡觉的时候 1726 01:29:58,710 --> 01:30:01,580 看得到了，那就是忍者村 1727 01:30:02,380 --> 01:30:05,250 没想到肚脐的塞子居然会脱落 1728 01:30:05,260 --> 01:30:07,180 这是怎么回事啊 1729 01:30:12,740 --> 01:30:13,650 珍藏 1730 01:30:17,000 --> 01:30:19,290 那里就是地球的肚脐对吧 1731 01:30:19,300 --> 01:30:21,210 好，最后大家一起… 1732 01:30:21,460 --> 01:30:22,580 呆 1733 01:30:29,570 --> 01:30:31,020 去吧… 1734 01:30:41,300 --> 01:30:42,960 不会吧 1735 01:30:42,960 --> 01:30:46,000 必须要用更强的力量把塞子塞进去 1736 01:30:46,010 --> 01:30:47,630 该怎么办 1737 01:30:47,890 --> 01:30:50,060 我们好不容易才到这里 1738 01:30:50,060 --> 01:30:52,550 伤脑筋，真拿你们没办法 1739 01:30:53,190 --> 01:30:54,690 那我再试一次吧 1740 01:30:55,690 --> 01:30:56,990 -小新 -新之助阁下 1741 01:30:57,000 --> 01:30:58,490 小新 1742 01:30:59,170 --> 01:31:01,410 砰、空、凛 1743 01:31:01,420 --> 01:31:03,750 忍术，幽灵之术 1744 01:31:11,060 --> 01:31:12,050 大鱼 1745 01:31:16,690 --> 01:31:17,740 小白 1746 01:31:21,330 --> 01:31:26,080 阿啰哈… 1747 01:31:26,090 --> 01:31:27,510 不是做这个的时候 1748 01:31:27,510 --> 01:31:30,300 原来小新内心的野兽是小白 1749 01:31:30,310 --> 01:31:31,890 好，再来一次 1750 01:31:52,560 --> 01:31:54,890 不行，就只差一点点 1751 01:31:56,600 --> 01:31:59,070 加油，小白 1752 01:31:59,070 --> 01:32:02,440 右脚、左脚… 1753 01:32:03,080 --> 01:32:05,160 小新 1754 01:32:05,160 --> 01:32:07,130 前面的人快点让开 1755 01:32:07,630 --> 01:32:09,090 如果我们不用跑的 1756 01:32:09,090 --> 01:32:11,680 它就会马上倒下 1757 01:32:41,450 --> 01:32:44,780 原来这位帅哥是小葵的幽灵之术啊 1758 01:32:50,720 --> 01:32:53,710 就是现在，上啊 1759 01:33:04,160 --> 01:33:05,110 成功了 1760 01:33:05,620 --> 01:33:07,540 再来一次，珍藏 1761 01:33:07,540 --> 01:33:09,000 是，好哦 1762 01:33:12,090 --> 01:33:15,000 忍术，飞鼠之术… 1763 01:33:16,220 --> 01:33:17,840 尽可能飞高一点 1764 01:33:17,860 --> 01:33:20,520 我们从上面把塞子压进去 1765 01:33:24,240 --> 01:33:29,960 忍术，超大风扫把，飞吧 1766 01:33:32,630 --> 01:33:34,540 忍术，棉花糖… 1767 01:33:50,040 --> 01:33:52,580 已经把屁屁成功堵上了 1768 01:33:52,580 --> 01:33:55,450 是肚脐啦，是肚脐 1769 01:34:52,580 --> 01:34:55,280 “欢迎光临忍者村” 1770 01:34:55,290 --> 01:34:58,260 我们会负责安排各位参观忍者村喔 1771 01:34:58,470 --> 01:34:59,500 真的 1772 01:34:59,510 --> 01:35:01,220 忍者村也重获新生了 1773 01:35:01,220 --> 01:35:01,720 是啊 1774 01:35:02,350 --> 01:35:02,970 看这边 1775 01:35:02,970 --> 01:35:03,710 听说 1776 01:35:03,720 --> 01:35:06,680 这次因为把塞子塞进了很深的地方 1777 01:35:07,060 --> 01:35:09,280 所以不会再自然松脱了 1778 01:35:10,450 --> 01:35:12,480 之后不用再让人去压住塞子 1779 01:35:12,490 --> 01:35:13,530 真是太好了 1780 01:35:13,530 --> 01:35:14,360 是啊 1781 01:35:15,040 --> 01:35:16,870 真是多亏各位的帮忙 1782 01:35:17,300 --> 01:35:20,260 妳不可以再召唤那个男生出来了呦 1783 01:35:20,260 --> 01:35:21,010 懂吗 1784 01:35:26,850 --> 01:35:28,020 动感光束 1785 01:35:29,110 --> 01:35:31,900 这次应该换在下当动感超人了 1786 01:35:31,900 --> 01:35:33,860 那我要当钢达姆机器人 1787 01:35:33,870 --> 01:35:35,450 动感光束 1788 01:35:38,670 --> 01:35:40,710 下次有空来我们家玩哦 1789 01:35:40,720 --> 01:35:42,330 好，一定去 1790 01:35:42,720 --> 01:35:44,800 新之助，拜拜啰 1791 01:35:45,430 --> 01:35:46,590 拜拜啰 1792 01:35:56,320 --> 01:36:00,670 太阳还会再升起 1793 01:36:05,180 --> 01:36:11,810 能够悲伤 也是一件好事 1794 01:36:11,820 --> 01:36:14,850 因为这样就可以成为 1795 01:36:14,860 --> 01:36:18,410 守护心情悲伤的人 1796 01:36:18,420 --> 01:36:25,330 能够感到寂寞那也是一件好事 1797 01:36:25,340 --> 01:36:31,060 因为这样就能活在某人的温暖里 1798 01:36:31,980 --> 01:36:35,350 每当想起回忆的时候 1799 01:36:35,360 --> 01:36:38,660 是否都能拥有同样的心情呢 1800 01:36:38,660 --> 01:36:41,950 在跌倒张开的双手里 1801 01:36:41,960 --> 01:36:45,370 是沾满泥泞的宝石 1802 01:36:45,380 --> 01:36:51,300 不要忘了那份光辉 1803 01:36:51,310 --> 01:36:52,390 时钟 1804 01:36:52,400 --> 01:36:58,450 滴滴答答在24小时的时刻里 1805 01:36:58,450 --> 01:37:06,000 把一瞬间的冒险刻划在心中吧 1806 01:37:06,000 --> 01:37:11,720 雨过天晴后哭肿的七色彩虹 1807 01:37:11,730 --> 01:37:15,430 即使全身湿透也要露出微笑 1808 01:37:15,440 --> 01:37:20,820 牢记 接受并克服一切 1809 01:37:20,830 --> 01:37:25,070 太阳还会再升起 1810 01:37:31,310 --> 01:37:37,980 能成为大人 也是一件好事 1811 01:37:37,990 --> 01:37:41,200 就算还不懂事也没关系 1812 01:37:41,200 --> 01:37:43,820 啦啦啦啦 啦啦啦 1813 01:37:44,700 --> 01:37:47,920 装着辅助轮的脚踏车也好 1814 01:37:47,930 --> 01:37:51,380 刚开始使用的蜡笔也罢 1815 01:37:51,390 --> 01:37:57,260 随心所欲朝着目标奔驰吧 1816 01:37:57,270 --> 01:37:58,440 时钟 1817 01:37:58,450 --> 01:38:04,190 千辛万苦转了24小时的时间里 1818 01:38:04,200 --> 01:38:07,450 只要比秒针还快 1819 01:38:07,460 --> 01:38:11,550 就连明天都能描绘 1820 01:38:11,550 --> 01:38:16,170 太阳还会再升起 1821 01:38:20,110 --> 01:38:23,440 连内心的声音都能听见 1822 01:38:23,450 --> 01:38:26,780 尽管如此 还是想倾听你的声音 1823 01:38:26,780 --> 01:38:30,160 从出生的那一刻开始 1824 01:38:30,170 --> 01:38:33,460 你就是地球最重要的引力 1825 01:38:33,470 --> 01:38:39,520 不要忘了这份初衷 1826 01:38:39,520 --> 01:38:40,560 时钟 1827 01:38:40,570 --> 01:38:46,310 滴滴答答 在24小时的时刻里 1828 01:38:46,320 --> 01:38:49,750 现在立刻 1829 01:38:49,750 --> 01:38:54,000 把最棒的冒险刻划在心中吧 1830 01:38:54,010 --> 01:38:59,810 雨过天晴后哭肿的七色彩虹 1831 01:38:59,810 --> 01:39:03,520 即使全身湿透也要露出微笑 1832 01:39:03,530 --> 01:39:06,860 就算全身颤抖也无所谓 1833 01:39:06,860 --> 01:39:08,950 勇往直前吧 1834 01:39:08,960 --> 01:39:13,250 太阳还会再升起 115862

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