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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TRIMARK HOME VIDEO
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♪ ALL NICE AND DECENT PEOPLE
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♪ WATCH THE RUDE BOY THING
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♪ BECAUSE ONE PLUS TWO
EQUALS TROUBLE ♪
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♪ DO IT
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♪ SKA LOVER, SKA LOVER
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♪ SKA LOVER, SKA LOVER
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♪ DO IT LIKE THAT,
DO IT LIKE THAT ♪
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♪ RUB IT UP
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♪ PUSH IT UP
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♪ WIND AND GRIND,
MAKE YOU FEEL SO FINE ♪
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♪ ROCK IT RIGHT
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♪ THROUGH THE NIGHT
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♪ GIRL, I'M GONNA MAKE IT MINE
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♪ ALL MINE
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♪ SKA LOVER, SKA LOVER
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♪ THE DOUBLE TROUBLE LOVER
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♪ MIND WHAT YOU DO
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♪ BECAUSE YOU MIGHT
GET TOUCHED ♪
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♪ YOU NEVER GONNA KNOW,
YOUR GIRLIE LOVE IT SO MUCH ♪
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♪ THE REASON WHY
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♪ BECAUSE SHE GOT
THE SPECIAL TOUCH ♪
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♪ RUB IT UP
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♪ PUSH IT UP
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♪ WIND AND GRIND
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♪ MAKE YOU FEEL
SO FINE ♪
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♪ ROCK IT RIGHT
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♪ THROUGH
THE NIGHT ♪
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♪ GIRL, I'M GONNA MAKE
YOU MINE, ALL MINE ♪
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♪ SKA LOVER, SKA LOVER
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♪ SKA LOVER
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♪ THE DOUBLE TROUBLE LOVER
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♪ THE DOUBLE TROUBLE LOVER
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♪ SKA LOVER, SKA LOVER
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♪ SKA LOVER
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♪ THE DOUBLE TROUBLE LOVER
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♪ MIND WHAT YOU DO
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♪ YOU MIGHT GET TOUCHED
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♪ PRETTY GIRL, THEY SAY
THEY LOVE IT SO MUCH ♪
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♪ THE SECRET REASON WHY
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♪ BECAUSE THEY GOT
THE SPECIAL TOUCH ♪
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♪ RUB IT UP
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♪ PUSH IT UP
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♪ WIND AND GRIND,
MAKE YOU FEEL SO FINE ♪
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♪ ROCK IT RIGHT
THROUGH THE NIGHT ♪
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♪ GIRL, I'M GONNA MAKE
YOU MINE, ALL MINE ♪
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♪ NO MATTER,
FEEL MY WAISTLINE ♪
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♪ HE'S THE RUDE BOY BECAUSE
YOU GOT THE SPECIAL TOUCH ♪
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♪ SO MIND WHAT YOU DO
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♪ SKA LOVER
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♪ SKA LOVER
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♪ THE DOUBLE DOUBLE
DOUBLE TROUBLE LOVER ♪
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♪ RUB IT UP
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♪ PUSH IT UP
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♪ WIND AND GRIND
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♪ MAKE YOU FEEL
SO FINE ♪
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♪ SKA LOVER
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♪ ROCK IT RIGHT
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♪ THROUGH THE NIGHT
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♪ GIRL, I'M GONNA MAKE
YOU MINE, ALL MINE ♪
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♪ RUB IT UP
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♪ PUSH IT UP
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♪ WIND AND GRIND
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♪ MAKE YOU FEEL
SO FINE ♪
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♪ ROCK IT RIGHT
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♪ THROUGH
THE NIGHT ♪
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♪ GIRL, I'M GONNA MAKE
YOU MINE, ALL MINE ♪
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♪ THE DOUBLE TROUBLE LOVER
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♪ SKA LOVER, SKA LOVER
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♪ SKA LOVER
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♪ THE DOUBLE TROUBLE LOVER
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♪ WATCH IT, RUDE BOY
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[WOMAN SCREAMING]
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[SIGHS]
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OH, DAMN IT.
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THIS THING--
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IT'S NOT DESIGNED
FOR A HUMAN BEING
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TO POUR COFFEE WITH.
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YOU GO SIT DOWN.
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I'LL BRING YOU
YOUR BREAKFAST.
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IT'S A GAG COFFEE POT.
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IT'S OK.
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HERE YOU GO, SWEETIE.
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I WAS READING ABOUT THIS
NEW SEX SCANDAL
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IN THE STATE CAPITOL.
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MMM.
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SO LAST NIGHT WAS OK, THOUGH?
IT WASN'T TOO QUICK?
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IT WAS NICE.
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YOU SURE? I GOT SO MUCH
ON MY MIND WITH BUSINESS.
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IT WAS NICE.
IT ALWAYS IS.
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IT ALWAYS IS?
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MM-HMM.
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IT ALWAYS IS?
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YOU WANT SOME MELON?
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SO YOU'RE TOTALLY SATISFIED
WITH OUR SEX LIFE?
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YEAH, I'M TOTALLY
SATISFIED, HONEY.
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I'LL GET YOU
SOME MELON.
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AND THERE'S NOTHING
YOU WOULD DO DIFFERENT?
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THERE'S NOTHING, LIKE...
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NO CHANGES YOU WOULD MAKE?
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DIFFERENT?
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YEAH.
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NOTHING YOU WANT TO TRY?
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TRY THE MELON.
IT'S SO GOOD.
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NOTHING?
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HAVE YOU ALWAYS BEEN CURIOUS
ABOUT ANYTHING?
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NO. I'M JUST
COMPLETELY HAPPY.
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YOU ARE?
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MM-HMM.
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TRY THE MELON.
IT'S SO GOOD.
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Radio jock: HAVE YOU EVER
PRACTICED LESBIANISM?
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Woman: NO, NO.
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SO OTHER WOMEN
DON'T EXCITE YOU?NO.
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HAVE THESE LADIES
COME ON TO YOU?
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UM, IF SO,
I DIDN'T NOTICE IT.
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ARE YOU HAVING LUNCH
WITH ME TODAY?
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NO. SORRY, DIDI.
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MARTY'S TAKING ME
TO LUNCH TODAY.
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THAT'S OK.
I UNDERSTAND.
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IF HE CANCELS, THOUGH,
I'M STILL AVAILABLE.
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YOUR HUSBAND'S TAKING
YOU TO LUNCH?
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THAT'S SWEET.
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YEAH, HE IS SWEET.
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HEY, BEAUTIFUL.
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HEY.
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YOU HUNGRY?
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OOH, I'M STARVED.
CAN WE GO SOMEPLACE NICE?
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ANYWHERE YOU WANT.
ANYWHERE YOU WANT.
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DARN. YOU SHOWED.
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IF YOU DIDN'T SHOW,
I WAS GONNA TAKE HER TO LUNCH.
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WELL, SORRY TO
DISAPPOINT YOU, DIDI,
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BUT I SHOWED.
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YES, YOU DID.
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I'M NOT GONNA HOLD IT
AGAINST YOU, THOUGH, MARTY.
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HAVE A NICE LUNCH
WITH YOUR SEXY-ASS WIFE.
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I WILL--HEY.READY?
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YEAH, DEFINITELY.
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WHAT? YOU'RE MAD.
DON'T BE MAD.
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THIS IS A NICE RESTAURANT.
COME ON, DON'T BE MAD.
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I DON'T HAVE ANY TIME.
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I'M SO BEHIND
THE 8 BALL AT WORK.
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I MADE THAT DOCTOR'S
APPOINTMENT FOR YOU TODAY.
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DON'T FORGET IT, OK?
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I CANNOT BELIEVE
I GOTTA GO
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AND LET THEM PUT
A CAMERA IN MY ASS.
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YOU'RE AT THE AGE WHERE YOU
GOTTA DO STUFF LIKE THAT
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TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF.
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THEY CALLED THE OFFICE.
KNOW WHAT THEY WANT TO KNOW?
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DO I WANT TO PAY EXTRA
AND USE THE SONY?
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THEY GOT A SONY PRODUCT NOW
THAT GOES UP MY ASS.
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A SONY ASS-MAN.
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SO, WHAT'S THE DEAL
WITH LITTLE DIDI AT WORK?
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ANY NEW LESBIAN STORIES?
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YOU KNOW, I DON'T THINK
SHE'S A LESBIAN.
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I THINK SHE MIGHT
BE BISEXUAL.
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BISEXUAL.
THAT'S BETTER STILL.
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WE LIKE BISEXUAL.
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WE DO?
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WE DO. YES, WE DO.OK.
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IS SHE OPENLY BISEXUAL?
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN
BY "OPENLY BISEXUAL"?
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I MEAN IS SHE OPENLY BISEXUAL?
IF I WENT TO THE SALON,
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AND I OPENED THE FRONT DOOR,
AND I WALKED IN,
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AND I YELLED OUT,
"HEY, ANYBODY HERE BISEXUAL,"
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WHAT WOULD LITTLE DIDI DO?
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DO WE HAVE TO TALK
ABOUT DIDI'S SEXUALITY
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ALL THE TIME?
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YES, YES.
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YOU'RE TOTALLY
OBSESSED BY THIS
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EVERY TIME
YOU SEE HER.
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HEY, SHE'S HOT FOR YOU, LAURA.
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IT'S THE END OF THE NINETIES,
START OF A NEW MILLENNIUM.
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EVERYONE'S DOING IT.
DON'T BE SO STRAIGHT.
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I AM STRAIGHT.
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I THINK IT'D BE GOOD FOR YOU.
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IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK?
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I DO. I THINK
IT WOULD BE GOOD FOR YOU.
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I THINK IT WOULD BE GOOD
FOR US, YOU KNOW?
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A LITTLE MéNAGE AÄ TROIS
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INSIDE THE CONFINES
OF A GOOD MARRIAGE.
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WHAT HAPPENS
IF I LIKE IT?
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IF YOU LIKE IT, GREAT.
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WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU
COME HOME ONE DAY
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AND DIDI AND I ARE GOING
AT IT IN OUR BEDROOM?
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WOULDN'T YOU JUST BE
A LITTLE BIT HURT?
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HURT? NO.
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ONLY IF I SMASHED MY FACE
ON THE HEADBOARD
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DIVING UNDER THE BLANKETS
WITH THE TWO OF YOU.
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NO, I WOULDN'T BE HURT.
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I'D BE THRILLED YOU FOUND
A NEW HOBBY YOU LIKE.
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Dr. Berman: SEE THAT,
HOW CLEAR THAT PICTURE IS?
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Marty: YEAH, THAT'S GREAT.
YOU CAN ACTUALLY SEE--
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THE SAME WAY YOU'RE
LOOKING AROUND THE OFFICE,
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I'M LOOKING ALL THE WAY UP
IN THE LOWER INTESTINES,
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AND THEN THIS
CURVES IT AROUND.
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WOW. AND THIS IS ACTUALLY
A JOB YOU WANTED AS A KID,
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HUH, JERRY?
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THAT'S FUNNY.
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LIE DOWN THERE.
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WE'LL SEE WHO'S LAUGHING
IN ABOUT A MINUTE.
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KNEES FORWARD
IF YOU WOULD, PLEASE.
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THERE WE ARE.
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BE GENTLE. I KNOW THIS COMES
AS A BIG SHOCK TO YOU,
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BUT I'M NOT
REAL EXCITED ABOUT THIS.
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NO?
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THAT MAKES TWO OF US,
PAL.
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THERE WE ARE.
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OH, OH, OH, WAIT, WAIT!
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OW, OW, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!
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PULL IT OUT, PULL IT OUT,
PULL IT OUT, JERRY!
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PULL IT OUT, PULL IT OUT!
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HEY, HEY, HEY,
4-YEAR-OLD,
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IT'S JUST
THE LUBRICANT NOW.
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OK? I HAVEN'T STARTED
WITH THE PROBE YET. OK?
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OK. "GENTLE" IS THE BUZZWORD
FOR TODAY, OK?
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GENTLE, OK?
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OHH!
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GUH!
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OHH!
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EEE!
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OHH!
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GAH!
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[WHIMPERING]
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HAVE YOU, UH...
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SEEN THAT NEW
PORSCHE BOXSTER?
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THAT'S A BEAUTY.
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GOHHHHH!
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[WHIMPERING]
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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HEY, JANE.
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HI, HOW YOU DOING?
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GOOD.
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I DIDN'T KNOW YOU
WERE COMING INTO TOWN.
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I'M GOING UP TO
SAN FRANCISCO ON BUSINESS,
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AND I WAS GONNA COME
ON MY WAY BACK,
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BUT I DECIDED TO VISIT
ON MY WAY UP.
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DIDN'T LAURA TELL YOU?
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NO, SHE DIDN'T,
BUT THAT'S OK.
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YOU'RE ALWAYS WELCOME.
YOU KNOW THAT.
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WHAT?
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NOTHING.
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I JUST MISS YOU.
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IT'S GREAT TO SEE
MY LITTLE BEST FRIEND.
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00:09:22,344 --> 00:09:25,260
OH, I MISS YOU, TOO.
245
00:09:31,832 --> 00:09:33,529
Laura: OH, I LOVE THIS.
246
00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:34,791
YEAH? JUST GOT IT.
247
00:09:34,835 --> 00:09:35,618
YOU DID?
248
00:09:35,662 --> 00:09:36,750
YEAH.
249
00:09:36,793 --> 00:09:37,707
SO NOT ME.
250
00:09:37,751 --> 00:09:39,622
MM-MMM. NO.
251
00:09:39,927 --> 00:09:42,625
SO HOW ARE YOUR
SCULPTURES DOING?
252
00:09:42,669 --> 00:09:43,757
THEY'RE DOING GREAT.
253
00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:45,367
I THINK I HAVE A GALLERY
IN SANTA MONICA
254
00:09:45,410 --> 00:09:46,629
WHO WANTS TO SHOW THEM.
255
00:09:46,673 --> 00:09:47,499
OHH.
256
00:09:47,543 --> 00:09:49,023
I LOVE THIS ONE.
IS THIS NEW?
257
00:09:49,066 --> 00:09:52,809
THIS ONE.
IT REALLY WORKS ON THE PIANO.
258
00:09:52,853 --> 00:09:53,680
YEAH?
259
00:09:53,723 --> 00:09:55,464
YEAH.
ISN'T IT GREAT, MARTY?
260
00:09:55,507 --> 00:09:56,552
OH, YEAH.
261
00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:58,119
$18,000 WORTH
OF LESSONS AND SUPPLIES,
262
00:09:58,162 --> 00:10:00,034
AND WE GET TCHOTCHKIES
FOR THE LIVING ROOM.
263
00:10:00,077 --> 00:10:02,645
ARE YOU KIDDING ME, JANE?
I'M THRILLED.
264
00:10:02,689 --> 00:10:05,387
I DON'T WANT HER
HAVING HOBBIES.
265
00:10:05,430 --> 00:10:06,518
MMM.
266
00:10:06,562 --> 00:10:08,651
I WANT IT TO BE
ALL ABOUT ME.
267
00:10:08,695 --> 00:10:09,870
ALL ABOUT YOU, HUH?
268
00:10:09,913 --> 00:10:13,177
YOU SHOULD BE MAKING
LITTLE SCULPTURES OF ME.
269
00:10:13,221 --> 00:10:15,702
OH, THAT FEELS SO GOOD.
270
00:10:15,745 --> 00:10:19,227
IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.
271
00:10:20,576 --> 00:10:21,577
WOW, LOOK AT THIS.
272
00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:23,666
EROTIC FEET MASSAGING.
THIS IS GREAT.
273
00:10:23,710 --> 00:10:26,582
THIS IS GOOD AND GAY.
I LOVE THIS.
274
00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:27,757
IT IS NOT GAY.
WHAT?
275
00:10:27,801 --> 00:10:29,716
CAN YOU IMAGINE ME
AND ONE OF MY BUDDIES
276
00:10:29,759 --> 00:10:33,720
SITTING ON THIS COUCH
RUBBING EACH OTHER'S FEET?
277
00:10:33,763 --> 00:10:35,809
IT'S NOT A PRETTY SIGHT, IS IT?
278
00:10:35,852 --> 00:10:37,811
WOMEN CAN GET AWAY
WITH THIS KIND OF BEHAVIOR,
279
00:10:37,854 --> 00:10:38,681
AND IT'S A BEAUTIFUL THING.
280
00:10:38,725 --> 00:10:41,684
Laura:
IT'S NOT GAY, MARTY.
281
00:10:41,728 --> 00:10:43,686
IT'S GAY, AND I LOVE IT.
282
00:10:43,730 --> 00:10:45,688
I AM NOT INTO WOMEN, OK?
BUT IF I WAS,
283
00:10:45,732 --> 00:10:47,777
THIS WOULD DEFINITELY
BE MY FIRST STOP,
284
00:10:47,821 --> 00:10:49,431
AND YOU, MY DEAR,
WOULD BE IN SERIOUS TROUBLE.
285
00:10:49,474 --> 00:10:53,522
THAT'S IT. I'M GOING UPSTAIRS
TO WRITE TO PENTHOUSE.
286
00:10:53,565 --> 00:10:55,785
IS HE SERIOUS?
287
00:10:55,829 --> 00:10:56,873
OH, HE WOULD LOVE IT
288
00:10:56,917 --> 00:10:58,005
IF I WOULD SLEEP
WITH HIM AND A WOMAN.
289
00:10:58,048 --> 00:11:00,268
APPARENTLY IT'S ALL
HE AND HIS BUDDIES
290
00:11:00,311 --> 00:11:01,269
EVER TALK ABOUT.
291
00:11:01,312 --> 00:11:02,662
WHAT IS IT WITH THESE GUYS
292
00:11:02,705 --> 00:11:03,837
AND THAT STUPID FANTASY?
293
00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:05,316
THEY CAN'T PLEASE
ONE WOMAN, LET ALONE 2.
294
00:11:05,360 --> 00:11:08,232
MAYBE THAT'S WHAT
THE SECOND WOMAN IS FOR.
295
00:11:08,276 --> 00:11:10,582
DO HALF THE WORK.
296
00:11:12,846 --> 00:11:15,370
Marty:
DIVA, THE MAIL COME?
297
00:11:15,413 --> 00:11:16,806
YES.
298
00:11:16,850 --> 00:11:20,592
AND I'M SORRY, BUT
THEY'RE ALL BILLS, MARTY.
299
00:11:20,636 --> 00:11:23,030
YEAH, WELL,
I CAN HANDLE 'EM, OK?
300
00:11:23,073 --> 00:11:24,901
ONCE BILLY
FINISHES THIS HOUSE,
301
00:11:24,945 --> 00:11:27,730
THOSE LOTS ARE GONNA
SELL LIKE CRAZY.
302
00:11:27,774 --> 00:11:29,601
I'M NOT WORRIED.
303
00:11:29,645 --> 00:11:32,300
NOTHING FAZES YOU,
MARTY.
304
00:11:32,648 --> 00:11:34,519
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT FAZES ME.
305
00:11:34,563 --> 00:11:37,566
YOU MARRYING THAT SKI BUM.
THAT'S WHAT FAZES ME.
306
00:11:37,609 --> 00:11:38,698
YEAH, I'LL BET.
307
00:11:38,741 --> 00:11:41,657
IT DOES. I'M CONCERNED.
CAN'T YOU TELL?
308
00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:43,790
HOW'S HE GONNA
SUPPORT YOU, THIS GUY?
309
00:11:43,833 --> 00:11:46,749
WHAT'S THE PAY SCALE
FOR THE SKI PATROL?
310
00:11:46,793 --> 00:11:48,403
GUY'S GOT NO FUTURE,
DIVA.
311
00:11:48,446 --> 00:11:52,363
OH, HE'S GOT A FUTURE.
STOP IT.
312
00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:53,756
WITH THE SKI PATROL?
313
00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:56,280
WHAT'S HE GONNA MAKE
ONE DAY, SERGEANT?
314
00:11:56,324 --> 00:12:00,720
BEST-CASE SCENARIO,
YOU'RE MARRIED TO A MOUNTIE.
315
00:12:01,155 --> 00:12:03,766
SO I GOT A GREAT IDEA
FOR AN INVESTOR.
316
00:12:03,810 --> 00:12:07,161
DAVE PEMBROKE.
317
00:12:07,204 --> 00:12:08,075
DAVE PEMBROKE?
318
00:12:08,118 --> 00:12:10,294
FROM MICHIGAN,
DAVE PEMBROKE?
319
00:12:10,338 --> 00:12:12,340
I REMEMBER HIM.
HE WAS A REAL TOUGH GUY.
320
00:12:12,383 --> 00:12:13,776
WENT AROUND
BEATING EVERYBODY'S ASS?
321
00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:15,386
HE WAS IN MY
OLDER BROTHER'S GRADE
322
00:12:15,430 --> 00:12:18,476
IN THAT WHOLE CROWD OF GUYS
WHO GOT THEIR JOLLIES
323
00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:20,000
OUT OF BEATING PEOPLE UP.
324
00:12:20,043 --> 00:12:21,741
YEAH, WELL,
I GOT NEWS FOR YOU.
325
00:12:21,784 --> 00:12:24,700
NOW HE'S GETTING HIS JOLLIES
OUT OF HAVING $30 MILLION.
326
00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:28,791
GUY'S GOT 18 FURNITURE
STORES IN ORANGE COUNTY.
327
00:12:28,835 --> 00:12:29,792
HEY, TROY.
328
00:12:29,836 --> 00:12:31,054
Billy:
YOU GOT MY NOTE?
329
00:12:31,098 --> 00:12:33,448
HEY, SO I INVITED HIM UP
FOR SUNDAY FOR BRUNCH.
330
00:12:33,491 --> 00:12:35,537
HE'S COMING TO MY HOUSE
SUNDAY FOR BRUNCH.
331
00:12:35,580 --> 00:12:37,365
WE'LL TALK
ABOUT THE WHOLE THING.
332
00:12:37,408 --> 00:12:39,759
NO, SUNDAY'S
NOT GOOD FOR ME.
333
00:12:39,802 --> 00:12:41,195
WHY? WHAT'S SUNDAY?
334
00:12:41,238 --> 00:12:43,153
WHAT'S SUN--WHAT?
335
00:12:43,197 --> 00:12:46,809
YOU GOT THAT GIRL
COMING IN FROM FRESNO?
336
00:12:46,853 --> 00:12:48,811
YOU KNOW WHAT, BILLY?
YOU'RE MARRIED.
337
00:12:48,855 --> 00:12:49,769
YOU GOT 2 KIDS.
338
00:12:49,812 --> 00:12:52,162
WOULD YOU RELAX?
I'M HAVING FUN.
339
00:12:52,206 --> 00:12:54,295
HAVING FUN?
YOU'RE GONNA GET CAUGHT.
340
00:12:54,338 --> 00:12:55,209
I'M NOT GONNA GET CAUGHT.
341
00:12:55,252 --> 00:12:56,906
YOU'RE CHEATING
ON YOUR WIFE.
342
00:12:56,950 --> 00:12:58,690
YOU'RE GONNA GET CAUGHT.
BILLY, LISTEN TO ME.
343
00:12:58,734 --> 00:13:01,693
YOU'RE IN A SITUATION
YOU CAN'T CONTROL.
344
00:13:01,737 --> 00:13:03,870
YOU'RE IN A SITUATION
YOU CAN'T CONTROL,
345
00:13:03,913 --> 00:13:06,568
AND SOMEWHERE ALONG THE WAY,
SOMEONE, SOME IDIOT,
346
00:13:06,611 --> 00:13:08,744
IS GONNA SAY THE WRONG THING
AT THE WRONG TIME,
347
00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:10,615
AND IT'S GONNA
GET BACK TO CAROL.
348
00:13:10,659 --> 00:13:12,139
WOULD YOU RELAX?
349
00:13:12,182 --> 00:13:13,531
NOBODY KNOWS, MARTY.
350
00:13:13,575 --> 00:13:14,881
NOBODY KNOWS? ALL RIGHT.
351
00:13:14,924 --> 00:13:16,708
I'M GONNA TELL YOU
WHO KNOWS.
352
00:13:16,752 --> 00:13:18,667
THIS IS GONNA SOUND
REALLY CORNY,
353
00:13:18,710 --> 00:13:20,712
AND YOU'RE GONNA
TEASE ME LATER ABOUT IT,
354
00:13:20,756 --> 00:13:22,802
BUT I'LL TELL YOU
WHO KNOWS.
355
00:13:22,845 --> 00:13:25,021
GOD KNOWS. OK?
356
00:13:25,065 --> 00:13:26,109
GOD KNOWS.
357
00:13:26,153 --> 00:13:28,808
GOD DOES NOT KNOW,
AND IF HE DOES KNOW,
358
00:13:28,851 --> 00:13:29,852
HE DOESN'T CARE.
359
00:13:29,896 --> 00:13:31,201
HE DOES. HE CARES, OK?
360
00:13:31,245 --> 00:13:33,160
CHEATING ON YOUR WIFE
IS NOT COOL.
361
00:13:33,203 --> 00:13:34,509
I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW.
362
00:13:34,552 --> 00:13:36,511
I'M GONNA GET STRUCK DOWN
BY A BOLT OF LIGHTNING.
363
00:13:36,554 --> 00:13:38,208
IS THAT WHAT
YOU'RE TELLING ME?
364
00:13:38,252 --> 00:13:39,122
YES, EXACTLY.
365
00:13:39,166 --> 00:13:40,254
THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT I'M SAYING.
366
00:13:40,297 --> 00:13:41,995
AND I HAPPEN TO SPEND
A LOT OF TIME
367
00:13:42,038 --> 00:13:43,300
STANDING
REAL CLOSE TO YOU.
368
00:13:43,344 --> 00:13:45,694
I'D APPRECIATE IT IF YOU
GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER.
369
00:13:45,737 --> 00:13:48,001
DON'T YOU JUDGE ME, OK?
370
00:13:48,044 --> 00:13:49,741
HAVE YOU SEEN
MY WIFE LATELY?
371
00:13:49,785 --> 00:13:52,135
HAVE YOU SEEN
CAROL LATELY?YES.
372
00:13:52,179 --> 00:13:53,354
SHE'S FAT.
373
00:13:53,397 --> 00:13:54,442
SHE'S NOT FAT.
374
00:13:54,485 --> 00:13:55,660
SHE'S FAT.
SHE'S NOT INTO SEX ANYMORE.
375
00:13:55,704 --> 00:13:57,140
ALL SHE WANTS TO DO IS EAT.
376
00:13:57,184 --> 00:13:58,663
I'M A MAN.
I GOT MY NEEDS.
377
00:13:58,707 --> 00:14:00,361
I HAVE NEEDS,
TOO, AND RIGHT NOW
378
00:14:00,404 --> 00:14:03,886
THE TOP OF MY NEEDS LIST
IS YOU TO BE AT MY HOUSE
379
00:14:03,930 --> 00:14:07,063
FOR BRUNCH ON SUNDAY, OK?
380
00:14:07,107 --> 00:14:08,325
MARTY'S ALL ON MY CASE
381
00:14:08,369 --> 00:14:10,719
ABOUT GOING TO THIS
BRUNCH AT HIS HOUSE.
382
00:14:10,762 --> 00:14:11,938
BRUNCH?
383
00:14:11,981 --> 00:14:13,765
YEAH. HE'S MAKING A
BIG DEAL ABOUT IT, TOO.
384
00:14:13,809 --> 00:14:15,115
THAT'S A JEW THING, BRUNCH.
385
00:14:15,158 --> 00:14:17,421
THEY CAN'T DECIDE IF THEY
WANT BREAKFAST OR LUNCH,
386
00:14:17,465 --> 00:14:18,509
SO THEY HAVE BOTH.
387
00:14:18,553 --> 00:14:20,250
I CAN'T WAIT
TILL HE HEARS THE GOSSIP.
388
00:14:20,294 --> 00:14:23,297
HE'S GONNA LOVE IT.
HE'S GOT A THING FOR HER.
389
00:14:23,340 --> 00:14:25,342
HE'S GOT A THING
FOR DIVA, HIS ASSISTANT?
390
00:14:25,386 --> 00:14:26,300
HE WOULD NEVER ADMIT IT,
391
00:14:26,343 --> 00:14:27,997
BUT HE'S DYING
TO JUST TAKE HER.
392
00:14:28,041 --> 00:14:29,172
SO WHY DOESN'T HE JUST DO IT?
393
00:14:29,216 --> 00:14:31,218
BECAUSE FOR ONE REASON,
SHE'S ENGAGED.
394
00:14:31,261 --> 00:14:34,264
AND ALSO BECAUSE
HE'S VERY HUNG UP
395
00:14:34,308 --> 00:14:35,309
ABOUT NOT
SCREWING AROUND.
396
00:14:35,352 --> 00:14:38,268
THE GUY'S
VERY STRAIGHT THAT WAY.
397
00:14:38,312 --> 00:14:39,617
I DON'T GET THAT.
398
00:14:39,661 --> 00:14:41,924
EUROPEAN MEN, THEY'VE BEEN
DOING IT FOR CENTURIES.
399
00:14:41,968 --> 00:14:43,360
IT DOESN'T MAKE 'EM ASSHOLES.
400
00:14:43,404 --> 00:14:46,233
A GUY IN AMERICA, HE GETS
A LITTLE ACTION ON THE SIDE,
401
00:14:46,276 --> 00:14:49,366
THEY LABEL HIM AN ASSHOLE.
I DO NOT GET THAT.
402
00:14:49,410 --> 00:14:52,108
AND I BLAME THE PILGRIM--
THE PILGRIM MEN.
403
00:14:52,152 --> 00:14:54,371
BACK IN THE BEGINNING
OF OUR SOCIETY,
404
00:14:54,415 --> 00:14:57,070
THEY GOT ALL RELIGIOUS
AND PURITANICAL,
405
00:14:57,113 --> 00:15:00,116
AND THEY FUCKED
THE WHOLE THING UP.
406
00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:01,552
THEY GAVE AWAY
DEAL POINTS
407
00:15:01,596 --> 00:15:03,859
THEY HAD NO BUSINESS
GIVING AWAY.
408
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,078
WHERE DID YOU HEAR THAT?
409
00:15:05,121 --> 00:15:07,863
I SHOULD HAVE
NEGOTIATED THAT DEAL.
410
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:08,951
WE'D ALL BE GETTING LAID.
411
00:15:08,995 --> 00:15:10,257
GENTLEWOMEN,
WHAT'S UP?
412
00:15:10,300 --> 00:15:11,258
ABOUT TIME.
413
00:15:11,301 --> 00:15:12,346
HOW ARE YOU?
414
00:15:12,389 --> 00:15:13,651
I'M GOOD. YOU TAKE
CARE OF YOUR LITTLE
415
00:15:13,695 --> 00:15:15,740
SCHEDULING PROBLEM
FOR THE BRUNCH?
416
00:15:15,784 --> 00:15:16,959
SEE?
417
00:15:17,003 --> 00:15:19,135
I'M NOT GOING TO BRUNCH
WITH DAVE PEMBROKE.
418
00:15:19,179 --> 00:15:21,137
THE GUY'S A REPUBLICAN.
419
00:15:21,181 --> 00:15:22,269
BIG DEAL,
HE'S A REPUBLICAN.
420
00:15:22,312 --> 00:15:24,706
SO AM I WHEN I'M LOOKING
FOR AN INVESTOR.
421
00:15:24,749 --> 00:15:26,838
WAIT TILL YOU HEAR
THE GOOD GOSSIP.
422
00:15:26,882 --> 00:15:28,101
WHAT'S THE GOOD GOSSIP?
423
00:15:28,144 --> 00:15:29,667
IF IT'S COMING FROM YOU,
MURPHY, IT'S BULLSHIT.
424
00:15:29,711 --> 00:15:32,975
IT'S ABOUT
YOUR ASSISTANT DIVA.
425
00:15:33,019 --> 00:15:34,237
WHAT ABOUT DIVA?
426
00:15:34,281 --> 00:15:35,630
THE GUY THAT SOLD
CAR PHONES
427
00:15:35,673 --> 00:15:38,763
TO ERIC KILDRAN'S COMPANY
WENT TO COLLEGE WITH HER.
428
00:15:38,807 --> 00:15:42,028
WAS IN HER DORM. SAID SHE
SPENT A FAIR AMOUNT OF TIME
429
00:15:42,071 --> 00:15:44,726
ON THE FRONT LINE.
SAW A LOT OF ACTION.
430
00:15:44,769 --> 00:15:48,904
SO, WHAT?
WHAT IS IT?
431
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,688
GUESS.
432
00:15:50,732 --> 00:15:52,125
SHE DID A 2-WAY.
433
00:15:52,168 --> 00:15:53,822
BETTER.
434
00:15:53,865 --> 00:15:56,738
SHE DID A GANG-BANG.
IT'S COMING FROM ERIC KILDRAN.
435
00:15:56,781 --> 00:15:57,826
I DON'T BELIEVE A WORD
436
00:15:57,869 --> 00:15:59,393
THAT COMES OUT
OF ERIC KILDRAN'S MOUTH.
437
00:15:59,436 --> 00:16:01,525
GIRLS.
438
00:16:02,352 --> 00:16:03,832
SHE DID GIRLS.
439
00:16:03,875 --> 00:16:06,139
SHE DID GIRLS?
440
00:16:06,182 --> 00:16:07,140
SHE DID GIRLS?
441
00:16:07,183 --> 00:16:08,706
THIS IS TRUE?
442
00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:11,709
DIVA DID GIRLS
IN COLLEGE?
443
00:16:11,753 --> 00:16:12,710
Laura:
AND YOU BELIEVE IT?
444
00:16:12,754 --> 00:16:14,060
YOU BELIEVE THAT
THAT STORY'S TRUE?
445
00:16:14,103 --> 00:16:17,411
I BELIEVE IT, OK?
ERIC KILDRAN'S A LOT OF THINGS,
446
00:16:17,454 --> 00:16:20,762
BUT THE GUY'S NOT A LIAR.
447
00:16:20,805 --> 00:16:22,285
SHE'S YOUNG.
448
00:16:22,329 --> 00:16:23,634
YOUNG GIRLS...
449
00:16:23,678 --> 00:16:25,636
THEY'RE ALL INTO IT
NOWADAYS.
450
00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:27,029
IT'S BECOME
VERY FASHIONABLE.
451
00:16:27,073 --> 00:16:28,596
YEAH, WELL,
FOR ME, IT HASN'T.
452
00:16:28,639 --> 00:16:30,250
WILL YOU CUT IT OUT
WITH THE COOKIES?
453
00:16:30,293 --> 00:16:31,599
CHOLESTEROL.
454
00:16:31,642 --> 00:16:32,687
ONE COOKIE.
455
00:16:32,730 --> 00:16:34,863
WILL YOU LOOK AT THIS?
456
00:16:34,906 --> 00:16:36,691
LUCIA'S GETTING SO LAZY.
457
00:16:36,734 --> 00:16:39,650
SHE PUTS THE BOWLS AWAY
WITHOUT DRYING THEM.
458
00:16:39,694 --> 00:16:40,825
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M THINKING?
459
00:16:40,869 --> 00:16:42,914
I'M THINKING IT WOULD BE
GOOD FOR YOU.
460
00:16:42,958 --> 00:16:45,221
A GOOD LITTLE LIFE LESSON.
461
00:16:45,265 --> 00:16:46,179
FOR ME?
462
00:16:46,222 --> 00:16:49,356
YEAH. OPEN YOU UP
A LITTLE BIT.
463
00:16:49,791 --> 00:16:51,097
THINK IT'D BE FUN.
464
00:16:51,140 --> 00:16:52,533
OH, I'M SURE
IT WOULD BE FOR YOU.
465
00:16:52,576 --> 00:16:55,144
I BET YOU WOULD BE
HAVING A LOT OF FUN.
466
00:16:55,188 --> 00:16:57,755
HAVING A LOT OF FUN.
467
00:16:57,799 --> 00:17:00,323
YOU'RE THE ONE ALWAYS SAYING
YOU WANT TO...
468
00:17:00,367 --> 00:17:02,064
DO THINGS THAT ARE GOOD
FOR THE MARRIAGE.
469
00:17:02,108 --> 00:17:05,154
YOU ALWAYS TALK ABOUT HOBBIES
AND PROJECTS AND SHIT.
470
00:17:05,198 --> 00:17:06,199
THAT'S WHAT THIS WOULD BE.
471
00:17:06,242 --> 00:17:09,767
THIS WOULD BE
LIKE A BONDING THING.
472
00:17:09,811 --> 00:17:12,074
HOW STUPID
DO I LOOK TO YOU?
473
00:17:12,118 --> 00:17:14,120
ALL RIGHT,
SO I TOOK A SHOT.
474
00:17:14,163 --> 00:17:18,298
HOW MUCH LONGER BEFORE DINNER?
I'M STARVED.
475
00:17:18,950 --> 00:17:21,692
YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'VE
ALREADY EATEN DINNER.
476
00:17:21,736 --> 00:17:25,827
I'VE BEEN MARRIED
TO MY HUSBAND FOR 30 YEARS.
477
00:17:25,870 --> 00:17:27,611
WOW. THAT'S GREAT.
478
00:17:27,655 --> 00:17:28,917
IT'S A MIRACLE.
479
00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:31,920
IT'S A MIRACLE THAT SOMETIME
IN THE LAST 30 YEARS
480
00:17:31,963 --> 00:17:34,401
I DIDN'T KILL HIM
IN HIS SLEEP,
481
00:17:34,444 --> 00:17:37,186
JUMP ON A PLANE
AND NOT COME BACK.
482
00:17:37,230 --> 00:17:39,667
HOW LONG HAVE YOU
BEEN MARRIED?
483
00:17:39,710 --> 00:17:40,755
6 YEARS.
484
00:17:40,798 --> 00:17:42,539
6 YEARS. THAT'S NICE.
GONNA HAVE KIDS?
485
00:17:42,583 --> 00:17:46,369
YEAH, YEAH,
I THINK WE WILL.
486
00:17:46,413 --> 00:17:49,285
HAVE ALL THE FUN
YOU CAN WHILE YOU CAN.
487
00:17:49,329 --> 00:17:51,766
DO IT NOW.
GET IT OUT OF THE WAY.
488
00:17:51,809 --> 00:17:53,855
ALL THE SPENDING
AND THE TRAVELING
489
00:17:53,898 --> 00:17:56,771
AND THE NUTTINESS,
JUST DO IT ALL.
490
00:17:56,814 --> 00:17:58,555
DO IT ALL
BEFORE THE KIDS COME.
491
00:17:58,599 --> 00:18:01,689
'CAUSE AFTER THE KIDS COME,
THERE'S NO MORE FUN.
492
00:18:01,732 --> 00:18:04,648
COME ON. YOU LOVE
YOUR KIDS, RIGHT?
493
00:18:04,692 --> 00:18:06,302
NOT TODAY.
494
00:18:06,998 --> 00:18:09,262
I DON'T LOVE
ANYBODY TODAY...
495
00:18:09,305 --> 00:18:11,133
EXCEPT YOU.
496
00:18:11,177 --> 00:18:12,743
I LOVE MY HAIRDRESSER.
497
00:18:12,787 --> 00:18:15,790
Marty:
OH, OH, OH, OHH!
498
00:18:24,625 --> 00:18:25,800
MMM.
499
00:18:25,843 --> 00:18:26,670
AHH.
500
00:18:26,714 --> 00:18:27,889
WAS THAT OK?
501
00:18:27,932 --> 00:18:29,020
YEAH, IT WAS.
502
00:18:29,064 --> 00:18:30,021
IT WAS?
503
00:18:30,065 --> 00:18:31,327
OH, YEAH.
504
00:18:31,371 --> 00:18:34,113
GOOD. IT STILL IS TO ME.
I GOTTA TELL YOU, LAURA.
505
00:18:34,156 --> 00:18:36,158
I STILL LOOK DOWN
WHEN I'M ON TOP OF YOU,
506
00:18:36,202 --> 00:18:37,594
AND I WONDER HOW THE HELL
I GOT INTO BED
507
00:18:37,638 --> 00:18:39,640
WITH A WOMAN
AS GOOD-LOOKING AS YOU.
508
00:18:39,683 --> 00:18:40,554
OH, MARTY.
509
00:18:40,597 --> 00:18:42,033
I DO.
AFTER ALL THIS TIME,
510
00:18:42,077 --> 00:18:46,037
I STILL THINK YOU'RE GONNA
OPEN YOUR EYES, LOOK UP AT ME,
511
00:18:46,081 --> 00:18:47,648
AND YELL FOR A COP.
512
00:18:47,691 --> 00:18:49,911
OH, MARTY, SHUT UP.
513
00:18:55,003 --> 00:18:56,265
SEE WHAT I'M SAYING, THOUGH?
514
00:18:56,309 --> 00:18:58,789
WE HAVE SEX, AND WHAT'S
THE FIRST THING YOU DO?
515
00:18:58,833 --> 00:19:02,402
YOU WASH UP.
HOW DOES THAT WORK?
516
00:19:03,229 --> 00:19:05,840
SO THAT'S WHAT YOU
REALLY WANT, HUH?
517
00:19:05,883 --> 00:19:09,104
FOR ME TO HAVE SEX WITH
YOU AND ANOTHER WOMAN.
518
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:12,281
YEAH, YEAH.
519
00:19:12,325 --> 00:19:13,021
OH, YEAH.
520
00:19:13,064 --> 00:19:14,631
YEAH, I'D LIKE IT A LOT.
521
00:19:14,675 --> 00:19:16,807
AND YOU WANT ME
TO KISS HER AND...
522
00:19:16,851 --> 00:19:18,548
AND, YOU KNOW,
523
00:19:18,592 --> 00:19:20,202
Both:
GO DOWN ON HER?
524
00:19:20,246 --> 00:19:22,204
YEAH. I MEAN,
IF YOU WANTED TO.
525
00:19:22,248 --> 00:19:24,554
IF YOU WANTED
TO GO DOWN ON HER.
526
00:19:24,598 --> 00:19:26,034
I DON'T KNOW.
527
00:19:26,077 --> 00:19:28,471
I DON'T KNOW
IF I COULD.
528
00:19:28,515 --> 00:19:29,559
WHAT?
529
00:19:29,603 --> 00:19:30,734
I DO IT ALL THE TIME.
IT'S NOT SO BAD.
530
00:19:30,778 --> 00:19:34,564
PLUS YOU HAVE
THE HOME-COURT ADVANTAGE.
531
00:19:34,608 --> 00:19:35,652
WHAT'S THAT?
532
00:19:35,696 --> 00:19:36,740
THE HOME-COURT ADVANTAGE.
533
00:19:36,784 --> 00:19:38,264
THAT'S WHAT YOU HAVE.
THINK ABOUT IT.
534
00:19:38,307 --> 00:19:41,180
YOU'RE A WOMAN. YOU KNOW
WHAT'S GOING ON DOWN THERE.
535
00:19:41,223 --> 00:19:43,573
YOU COULD DO IT
BETTER THAN ME, BLINDFOLDED,
536
00:19:43,617 --> 00:19:46,402
YOUR FIRST TIME OUT,
ON MY BEST NIGHT EVER,
537
00:19:46,446 --> 00:19:50,798
WHICH WAS, YOU KNOW,
LAST APRIL AT THE CABIN.
538
00:19:50,841 --> 00:19:52,800
RIGHT? REMEMBER?
YOU COULD BE BETTER THAN THAT.
539
00:19:52,843 --> 00:19:55,803
YOU COULD BE BETTER THAN ME
LAST APRIL AT THE CABIN.
540
00:19:55,846 --> 00:19:56,630
I COULD?
541
00:19:56,673 --> 00:19:58,675
YOU COULD,
FIRST TIME OUT,
542
00:19:58,719 --> 00:20:00,111
BECAUSE YOU HAVE
THE HOME-COURT ADVANTAGE.
543
00:20:00,155 --> 00:20:02,592
THAT'S MY WHOLE THEORY
ON WHY WOMEN ARE ALL OF A SUDDEN
544
00:20:02,636 --> 00:20:05,987
GETTING INTO OTHER WOMEN
IN THE FIRST PLACE.
545
00:20:06,030 --> 00:20:07,684
YEAH?
WHAT'S THAT THEORY?
546
00:20:07,728 --> 00:20:09,120
HUMAN NATURE.
547
00:20:09,164 --> 00:20:10,818
EVERYBODY LIKES TO DO SOMETHING
THAT THEY'RE GOOD AT.
548
00:20:10,861 --> 00:20:11,906
EVERYONE LIKES TO EXCEL.
549
00:20:11,949 --> 00:20:13,647
WELL, NOW WOMEN
ARE FINDING SOMETHING
550
00:20:13,690 --> 00:20:16,954
THAT THEY'RE REALLY GOOD AT,
REALLY EASILY, REALLY FAST,
551
00:20:16,998 --> 00:20:19,261
AND THEY'RE REALLY ENJOYING IT.
552
00:20:19,305 --> 00:20:20,697
AND IT'S THE HOME-COURT
ADVANTAGE.
553
00:20:20,741 --> 00:20:25,136
I THINK YOU WOULD BE SOMEBODY
THAT WOULD BENEFIT
554
00:20:25,180 --> 00:20:28,444
FROM THE HOME-COURT ADVANTAGE.
555
00:20:29,010 --> 00:20:30,881
[GARGLING]
556
00:20:32,187 --> 00:20:33,623
I JUST COULDN'T DO IT
WITH A STRANGER.
557
00:20:33,667 --> 00:20:35,799
I JUST WANT YOU
TO KNOW THAT, OK?
558
00:20:35,843 --> 00:20:36,844
ALL RIGHT, FINE.
559
00:20:36,887 --> 00:20:38,019
AND I'M NOT
GONNA DO IT
560
00:20:38,062 --> 00:20:39,629
WITH YOUR ASSISTANT
DIVA, ALL RIGHT?
561
00:20:39,673 --> 00:20:43,503
YOU DO NOT GET TO SCREW
YOUR ASSISTANT DIVA.
562
00:20:43,546 --> 00:20:44,460
FINE.
563
00:20:44,504 --> 00:20:45,896
DIVA'S OFF THE LIST.
FORGET DIVA.
564
00:20:45,940 --> 00:20:48,986
I LOVE THE FACT THAT WE'RE
HAVING THIS CONVERSATION.
565
00:20:49,030 --> 00:20:50,249
I BET YOU DO.
566
00:20:50,292 --> 00:20:52,555
WHAT ABOUT DIDI,
THE LITTLE GIRL AT YOUR SALON?
567
00:20:52,599 --> 00:20:55,645
COME ON, MARTY.
I HAVE TO WORK WITH HER.
568
00:20:55,689 --> 00:20:56,907
PART-TIME.
569
00:20:56,951 --> 00:20:59,693
YOU WORK WITH HER PART-TIME.
SHE'S PERFECT.
570
00:20:59,736 --> 00:21:01,738
YOU DON'T WANT IT
TO BE A STRANGER.
571
00:21:01,782 --> 00:21:04,132
WE KNOW HER,
BUT WE DON'T REALLY KNOW HER.
572
00:21:04,175 --> 00:21:07,483
SHE'S CUTE, TOO,
YOU KNOW, ANYWAY,
573
00:21:07,527 --> 00:21:10,965
AND YOU KNOW SHE'S INTO
THIS KIND OF THING, SO...
574
00:21:11,008 --> 00:21:14,751
YEAH. I LIKE DIDI,
I DO. SHE'S SWEET.
575
00:21:14,795 --> 00:21:15,752
I LIKE DIDI, TOO.
576
00:21:15,796 --> 00:21:18,668
PUT DIDI RIGHT ON TOP
OF THE LIST.
577
00:21:18,712 --> 00:21:20,235
OPERATION: DIDI.
578
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:23,673
WE CALL HER UP,
WE HAVE HER FOR DINNER.
579
00:21:23,717 --> 00:21:24,892
IF IT WORKS OUT, GREAT.
580
00:21:24,935 --> 00:21:28,287
IF IT DOESN'T,
I'LL DO THE DISHES.
581
00:21:34,684 --> 00:21:36,817
[DOORBELL CHIMES]
582
00:21:43,650 --> 00:21:44,781
HI.
HI.
583
00:21:44,825 --> 00:21:45,826
HI, DIDI.
584
00:21:45,869 --> 00:21:46,740
HOW ARE YOU?
585
00:21:46,783 --> 00:21:48,132
GOOD. COME ON IN.
586
00:21:48,176 --> 00:21:50,134
OOH, SORRY.
587
00:21:54,748 --> 00:21:57,185
YOU DID THESE?
588
00:21:57,794 --> 00:21:59,230
YEAH, I DID.
589
00:21:59,274 --> 00:22:03,365
GOD. LAURA,
THEY'RE WONDERFUL.
590
00:22:03,757 --> 00:22:05,541
THANK YOU.
591
00:22:06,716 --> 00:22:09,110
DO YOU LIKE MY PERFUME?
592
00:22:10,241 --> 00:22:11,765
ROSES.
593
00:22:12,505 --> 00:22:14,333
YEAH.
594
00:22:17,858 --> 00:22:19,642
MARTY!
595
00:22:23,733 --> 00:22:28,042
SO, DIDI, IT'S GREAT
THAT YOU FINALLY CAME OVER,
596
00:22:28,085 --> 00:22:30,610
BECAUSE LAURA HAS BEEN WANTING
TO HAVE YOU FOR DINNER
597
00:22:30,653 --> 00:22:33,613
FOR THE LONGEST TIME.
AM I RIGHT, LAURA?
598
00:22:33,656 --> 00:22:34,657
YOU KNOW, MARTY,
599
00:22:34,701 --> 00:22:36,529
I DON'T THINK
WE NEED ANY MORE WINE.
600
00:22:36,572 --> 00:22:38,269
DRUNK--DRINKS.
601
00:22:38,313 --> 00:22:40,576
DRINKS?
OH, DRUNK.
602
00:22:40,620 --> 00:22:41,490
LET'S GET DRUNK.
603
00:22:41,534 --> 00:22:42,665
DRUNK.
LET'S GET DRUNK.
604
00:22:42,709 --> 00:22:45,189
HARD DRINKS. FINE.
I GOT A BIG JUG OF RUM.
605
00:22:45,233 --> 00:22:46,234
DOES THAT SOUND GOOD?
606
00:22:46,277 --> 00:22:48,062
I LOVE RUM.
RUM AND COKE.
607
00:22:48,105 --> 00:22:49,933
I'M DANGEROUS
ON RUM AND COKE.
608
00:22:49,977 --> 00:22:51,892
[IMITATES BUZZER]
WE HAVE A WINNER.
609
00:22:51,935 --> 00:22:52,849
IT'S RUM AND COKE.
610
00:22:52,893 --> 00:22:54,024
YOU HEAR THAT, HONEY?
611
00:22:54,068 --> 00:22:56,200
SHE'S DANGEROUS
ON RUM AND COKE, THIS ONE.
612
00:22:56,244 --> 00:22:57,593
Didi: IS HE ALWAYS
THIS FUNNY?
613
00:22:57,637 --> 00:22:59,116
Laura: HA HA, NOT ALWAYS.
614
00:22:59,160 --> 00:23:02,337
SO WHERE ARE YOU FROM, DIDI,
CHICAGO OR SOMETHING?
615
00:23:02,381 --> 00:23:04,339
Didi:
I'M FROM ALL OVER.
616
00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:06,472
ALL OVER. WOW.
617
00:23:06,515 --> 00:23:08,822
YUP.
I'M AN ARMY BRAT.
618
00:23:08,865 --> 00:23:12,260
ARMY BRAT. THAT IS INTENSE.
TELL US ABOUT IT.
619
00:23:12,303 --> 00:23:17,265
WELL, I LIVED WITH
MY DAD UNTIL I WAS 14,
620
00:23:17,308 --> 00:23:20,399
AND THEN OUT OF NOWHERE
I MET MY MOM AGAIN,
621
00:23:20,442 --> 00:23:21,574
AND I LIVED WITH HER
622
00:23:21,617 --> 00:23:24,228
UNTIL WE DECIDED THAT WE
HATED EACH OTHER.
623
00:23:24,272 --> 00:23:27,710
AND THEN I JUST SORT OF
HITCHHIKED AROUND
624
00:23:27,754 --> 00:23:30,800
FOR A LITTLE WHILE
UNTIL I WAS 17,
625
00:23:30,844 --> 00:23:31,932
AND I MET THIS WOMAN
626
00:23:31,975 --> 00:23:34,630
WHO I MOVED TO FLORIDA
WITH FOR 3 YEARS,
627
00:23:34,674 --> 00:23:38,025
BUT IT DIDN'T REALLY
WORK OUT,
628
00:23:38,068 --> 00:23:41,463
BECAUSE SHE WAS SORT OF
IN LOVE WITH ME,
629
00:23:41,507 --> 00:23:42,464
AND I GUESS,
TO BE HONEST,
630
00:23:42,508 --> 00:23:44,814
I JUST REALLY ENJOYED
FUCKING HER.
631
00:23:44,858 --> 00:23:46,773
[CRASH]
632
00:23:46,816 --> 00:23:49,123
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
633
00:23:49,166 --> 00:23:51,125
I LOVE THIS MUSIC.
634
00:23:51,168 --> 00:23:54,607
GREAT. LET ME
TELL YOU THIS STORY.
635
00:23:54,650 --> 00:23:56,739
IT'S SO NICE OUT HERE.
636
00:23:56,783 --> 00:23:58,611
I FEEL LIKE DANCING.
637
00:23:58,654 --> 00:24:01,657
♪ HAPPY,
MELLOW THE SOUND ♪
638
00:24:01,701 --> 00:24:05,879
♪ ALL MY FRIENDS
KEEP SHOUTING ROUND ♪
639
00:24:07,010 --> 00:24:10,666
WOW, DIDI, YOU SHOULD BE
A PROFESSIONAL DANCER.
640
00:24:10,710 --> 00:24:12,189
SHE SHOULD.
641
00:24:12,233 --> 00:24:15,584
DOESN'T ANYBODY
WANT TO DANCE WITH ME?
642
00:24:15,628 --> 00:24:17,673
ALL RIGHT, I'LL DANCE.
643
00:24:17,717 --> 00:24:19,893
LOOK AT ME.
644
00:24:19,936 --> 00:24:21,721
OH, YEAH.
645
00:24:21,764 --> 00:24:23,853
[LAUGHS]
646
00:24:23,897 --> 00:24:25,986
OH, SORRY.
647
00:24:27,727 --> 00:24:29,990
YOU'RE SCARING ME NOW.
648
00:24:30,033 --> 00:24:30,991
WOW.
649
00:24:31,034 --> 00:24:32,688
LAURA, COME UP HERE.
LOOK AT THIS.
650
00:24:32,732 --> 00:24:34,734
Didi: LAURA, COME DANCE.
651
00:24:34,777 --> 00:24:37,824
COME ON, COME ON, COME ON.
652
00:24:37,867 --> 00:24:40,261
♪ I DON'T KNOW
653
00:24:40,304 --> 00:24:43,656
LAURA WANTS TO DANCE.
YOU WERE SAYING THIS MORNING,
654
00:24:43,699 --> 00:24:46,397
"IF DIDI WANTS TO
DANCE TONIGHT,
655
00:24:46,441 --> 00:24:48,704
I WANNA DANCE SO BAD."
656
00:24:48,748 --> 00:24:52,316
♪ BUT I DON'T KNOW
657
00:24:52,360 --> 00:24:54,362
♪ I DON'T KNOW
658
00:24:54,405 --> 00:24:58,714
♪ WELL, I DON'T KNOW
659
00:24:58,758 --> 00:25:03,676
♪ OOH, I DON'T KNOW
660
00:25:03,719 --> 00:25:05,591
♪ HEY, LADY
661
00:25:05,634 --> 00:25:07,723
♪ TELL ME
662
00:25:07,767 --> 00:25:11,727
♪ TELL ME SOMETHING
663
00:25:11,771 --> 00:25:16,732
♪ TO MAKE ME FEEL
ALL RIGHT ♪
664
00:25:16,776 --> 00:25:19,343
♪ HOLD ON
665
00:25:19,387 --> 00:25:23,173
♪ I'M A BIT CONCERNED
666
00:25:23,217 --> 00:25:28,788
♪ WHAT ARE YOU DOING TONIGHT?
667
00:25:28,831 --> 00:25:30,659
♪ TONIGHT
668
00:25:30,703 --> 00:25:34,184
♪ TONIGHT
669
00:25:34,228 --> 00:25:36,056
♪ TELL ME
670
00:25:36,099 --> 00:25:37,100
♪ OOH
671
00:25:37,144 --> 00:25:39,189
DIDI, JUST STAY THERE.
672
00:25:39,233 --> 00:25:41,017
I JUST NEED MARTY
TO HELP ME
673
00:25:41,061 --> 00:25:43,324
WITH SOMETHING
IN THE KITCHEN.
674
00:25:43,367 --> 00:25:45,021
MARTY!
675
00:25:48,155 --> 00:25:49,678
WHAT'S UP?
WE HAVING FUN?
676
00:25:49,722 --> 00:25:51,811
NO, NO, HONEY, NO.
677
00:25:51,854 --> 00:25:52,855
YES, YES.
678
00:25:52,899 --> 00:25:54,509
I THINK THIS MIGHT BE
A BIG MISTAKE.
679
00:25:54,553 --> 00:25:57,294
MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST
CALL IT A NIGHT, OK?
680
00:25:57,338 --> 00:25:58,774
CALL IT A NIGHT?
YEAH.
681
00:25:58,818 --> 00:26:01,298
NO, WE DON'T WANT
TO CALL IT A NIGHT.
682
00:26:01,342 --> 00:26:02,169
WE DON'T?
683
00:26:02,212 --> 00:26:03,387
WE'RE HAVING FUN.
684
00:26:03,431 --> 00:26:04,388
WE ARE?
685
00:26:04,432 --> 00:26:06,826
YES. SHE'S HOT
FOR YOU, THIS GIRL.
686
00:26:06,869 --> 00:26:09,655
OH, GOD.
I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW.
687
00:26:09,698 --> 00:26:12,527
ARE YOU SURE THIS IS WHAT
YOU REALLY WANT?
688
00:26:12,571 --> 00:26:16,096
LET ME THINK ABOUT IT FOR
A MILLIONTH OF A SECOND.
689
00:26:16,139 --> 00:26:17,097
YES!
690
00:26:17,140 --> 00:26:18,402
ARE YOU KIDDING?
WE'RE HAVING FUN.
691
00:26:18,446 --> 00:26:19,578
WE'RE HAVING
A GOOD TIME.
692
00:26:19,621 --> 00:26:21,623
COME ON, HEY.
YOU OK?
693
00:26:21,667 --> 00:26:23,712
YEAH. JUST FILL
THIS UP, OK?
694
00:26:23,756 --> 00:26:27,673
Didi: HEY, GUYS,
IS IT OK IF I GO SWIMMING?
695
00:26:27,716 --> 00:26:30,806
YEAH, YES, GO SWIMMING!
ARE YOU KIDDING?
696
00:26:30,850 --> 00:26:33,069
OUR POOLO ES SUPOOLO.
697
00:26:33,113 --> 00:26:36,029
Didi: LAURA,
IS HE ALWAYS THIS FUNNY?
698
00:26:36,072 --> 00:26:37,900
OH, YEAH!
699
00:26:38,509 --> 00:26:40,729
SO WE GOT TO--
700
00:26:40,773 --> 00:26:41,643
HEY.
701
00:26:41,687 --> 00:26:44,385
I GOT A LITTLE
BOOZE HERE.
702
00:26:44,428 --> 00:26:46,039
ARE YOU COMING IN?
703
00:26:46,082 --> 00:26:48,519
COMING IN?
UH, YEAH.
704
00:26:48,563 --> 00:26:49,608
OH!
705
00:26:49,651 --> 00:26:50,521
YEAH, YEAH.
706
00:26:50,565 --> 00:26:52,654
ARE WE GOING IN?
707
00:26:52,698 --> 00:26:54,743
I THINK WE SHOULD GO IN.
LET'S GO IN.
708
00:26:54,787 --> 00:26:56,919
I'M GONNA GET
A SWIMSUIT.
709
00:26:56,963 --> 00:26:58,181
GO GET A SWIMSUIT.
710
00:26:58,225 --> 00:26:59,443
AND SO ARE YOU.
711
00:26:59,487 --> 00:27:02,446
OK. WE'RE GONNA
GET A SWIMSUIT,
712
00:27:02,490 --> 00:27:06,886
AND YOU JUST TROLL
AROUND A LITTLE BIT.
713
00:27:11,281 --> 00:27:12,805
HELLO.
714
00:27:12,848 --> 00:27:14,720
HELLO.
715
00:27:18,245 --> 00:27:20,116
HELLO.
716
00:27:21,335 --> 00:27:22,771
HELLO.
717
00:27:22,815 --> 00:27:24,468
HEY.
718
00:27:26,427 --> 00:27:28,342
HELLO, BABE.
719
00:27:28,385 --> 00:27:30,561
HEY, HEY.
720
00:27:30,605 --> 00:27:31,693
HELLO.
721
00:27:31,737 --> 00:27:33,695
TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE.
722
00:27:33,739 --> 00:27:35,741
CAN I BORROW MY WIFE?
723
00:27:35,784 --> 00:27:36,916
YEAH.
724
00:27:36,959 --> 00:27:40,049
CAN I BORROW MY LITTLE WIFE
FOR A MINUTE?
725
00:27:40,093 --> 00:27:41,137
MMM.
726
00:27:41,181 --> 00:27:45,315
COME OVER HERE, WILL YOU?
727
00:27:46,752 --> 00:27:49,755
Didi:
THAT LOOKS LIKE FUN.
728
00:27:51,191 --> 00:27:52,540
I WANT ONE.
729
00:27:52,583 --> 00:27:54,194
Marty:
YOU WANT A RIDE?
730
00:27:54,237 --> 00:27:56,413
Laura: DIDI.
731
00:27:56,457 --> 00:28:00,809
OK, WE'LL GIVE YOU YOUR RIDE.
732
00:28:04,073 --> 00:28:06,249
DID I GIVE YOU
YOUR RIDE, BABY?
733
00:28:06,293 --> 00:28:07,511
Laura: YEAH.
734
00:28:07,555 --> 00:28:08,861
OK. WE'LL PUT YOU
UP HERE,
735
00:28:08,904 --> 00:28:10,732
AND YOU CAN NURSE
YOUR DRINK,
736
00:28:10,776 --> 00:28:13,039
'CAUSE WE KNOW WHAT YOUR
PRIORITIES ARE TONIGHT.
737
00:28:13,082 --> 00:28:18,609
AND, DIDI, YOU HOP--
OH, DIDI, DIDI.
738
00:28:18,653 --> 00:28:20,046
OHH.
739
00:28:20,089 --> 00:28:21,874
OK.
740
00:28:24,267 --> 00:28:26,313
Marty: MMM.
741
00:28:30,709 --> 00:28:32,667
TAKE ME BACK TO LAURA.
742
00:28:32,711 --> 00:28:34,190
I WANT ONE FROM LAURA.
743
00:28:34,234 --> 00:28:35,801
YOU WANT A RIDE FROM LAURA?
744
00:28:35,844 --> 00:28:37,628
UH-HUH.
745
00:29:02,697 --> 00:29:04,655
HEY, WHAT?
746
00:29:07,354 --> 00:29:09,399
LAURA, WHAT?
747
00:29:21,237 --> 00:29:24,197
HEY, WHAT HAPPENED?
748
00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:25,720
WHAT HAPPENED
DOWN THERE, SWEETIE?
749
00:29:25,764 --> 00:29:26,808
I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.
750
00:29:26,852 --> 00:29:29,985
IT JUST GOT
TOO REAL OR SOMETHING.
751
00:29:30,029 --> 00:29:33,423
I DON'T KNOW.
I FELT STUPID.
752
00:29:33,467 --> 00:29:36,122
HEY, HEY,
YOU'RE NOT STUPID.
753
00:29:36,165 --> 00:29:37,819
YOU'RE NOT.
754
00:29:38,428 --> 00:29:41,605
I'M THE STUPID ONE.
THIS WAS A MISTAKE.
755
00:29:41,649 --> 00:29:44,695
THIS WAS A MISTAKE.
I'M SORRY.
756
00:29:44,739 --> 00:29:46,306
IT'S OK.
757
00:29:46,349 --> 00:29:48,003
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
758
00:29:48,047 --> 00:29:49,004
Didi: LAURA.
759
00:29:49,048 --> 00:29:50,527
[WHISPERING]
I'll send her home.
760
00:29:50,571 --> 00:29:51,702
I'll say
good night.
761
00:29:51,746 --> 00:29:53,835
No, no, no.
I'll talk to her.
762
00:29:53,879 --> 00:29:56,011
Let me talk to her.
763
00:29:59,145 --> 00:30:00,102
HEY.
764
00:30:00,146 --> 00:30:00,886
HI.
765
00:30:00,929 --> 00:30:02,061
LOOK, I'M SORRY
766
00:30:02,104 --> 00:30:05,151
IF I DID ANYTHING
TO MAKE YOU FEEL BADLY.
767
00:30:05,194 --> 00:30:08,371
IT'S JUST THAT YOU BOTH
MADE ME FEEL REALLY COMFORTABLE,
768
00:30:08,415 --> 00:30:11,505
AND I REALLY HAVEN'T FELT VERY
COMFORTABLE AROUND ANYONE
769
00:30:11,548 --> 00:30:14,725
FOR A REALLY LONG TIME, AND...
770
00:30:14,769 --> 00:30:18,904
YOU'RE--GOD,
YOU'RE JUST SO BEAUTIFUL...
771
00:30:18,947 --> 00:30:21,384
AND GREAT.
772
00:30:23,343 --> 00:30:26,172
SHOULD I GO HOME?
773
00:30:29,262 --> 00:30:32,004
CAN I COME IN, THEN?
774
00:30:35,355 --> 00:30:36,182
YEAH.
775
00:30:36,225 --> 00:30:39,707
YEAH, YOU CAN
COME IN, YEAH.
776
00:30:44,059 --> 00:30:45,756
YOU LIKE ME, RIGHT?
777
00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:46,757
MM-HMM.
778
00:30:46,801 --> 00:30:48,890
RIGHT, DIDI?
779
00:30:57,943 --> 00:30:59,858
♪ MAN
780
00:31:01,816 --> 00:31:03,600
♪ YOU KNOW
I DONE ENJOYED THINGS ♪
781
00:31:03,644 --> 00:31:09,650
♪ THAT KINGS AND QUEENS
WILL NEVER HAVE ♪
782
00:31:10,607 --> 00:31:15,134
♪ IN FACT, KINGS AND QUEENS
CAN'T NEVER GET ♪
783
00:31:17,266 --> 00:31:20,791
♪ AND THEY DON'T EVEN
KNOW ABOUT ♪
784
00:31:23,969 --> 00:31:26,014
♪ AND GOOD TIMES
785
00:31:26,058 --> 00:31:29,757
♪ MM-MMM
786
00:31:48,080 --> 00:31:50,082
♪ I HAVE HAD MY FUN
787
00:31:50,125 --> 00:31:53,868
TAKE THIS OFF.
TAKE THIS OFF.
788
00:31:54,825 --> 00:31:59,787
♪ IF I NEVER GET WELL NO MORE
789
00:32:05,662 --> 00:32:09,840
♪ I HAVE HAD MY FUN
790
00:32:12,017 --> 00:32:17,283
♪ IF I NEVER GET WELL NO MORE
791
00:32:18,849 --> 00:32:21,243
[ALL MOANING]
792
00:32:30,470 --> 00:32:31,514
OK.
793
00:32:31,558 --> 00:32:32,472
OHH.
794
00:32:32,515 --> 00:32:33,647
THAT WAS GOOD.
795
00:32:33,690 --> 00:32:35,214
[WOMEN CONTINUE MOANING]
796
00:32:35,257 --> 00:32:37,346
WOW. THAT WAS GOOD.
797
00:32:38,391 --> 00:32:40,741
WOW. THAT WAS GOOD.
798
00:32:45,702 --> 00:32:47,313
WILD.
799
00:32:47,661 --> 00:32:50,011
YOU GUYS WANT TO KNOCK IT OFF
FOR A LITTLE BIT
800
00:32:50,055 --> 00:32:52,274
AND GO DOWN AND GET A DRINK?
801
00:32:52,318 --> 00:32:53,536
[MOANING CONTINUES]
802
00:32:53,580 --> 00:32:55,277
I GUESS NOT.
803
00:32:55,321 --> 00:32:58,672
WOW. LOOK AT THAT.
804
00:32:59,673 --> 00:33:03,720
WOW. THAT'S WHAT
THAT FLAP IS FOR.
805
00:33:06,158 --> 00:33:07,289
WOW.
806
00:33:07,333 --> 00:33:09,117
ALL RIGHT, WELL...
807
00:33:09,161 --> 00:33:11,380
DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME, OK?
I'LL BE BACK.
808
00:33:11,424 --> 00:33:15,254
I'M GOING TO GO DOWNSTAIRS
AND GET A DRINK, OK?
809
00:33:15,297 --> 00:33:17,604
GET A DRINK.
810
00:33:17,647 --> 00:33:18,735
JUST GET A DRINK.
811
00:33:18,779 --> 00:33:21,042
DO A COUPLE
HUNDRED PUSH-UPS.
812
00:33:21,086 --> 00:33:23,784
[MOANING LOUDLY]
813
00:33:28,528 --> 00:33:29,703
♪ UHH
814
00:33:29,746 --> 00:33:32,793
♪ OH, SUKI, SUKI, NOW
815
00:33:32,836 --> 00:33:33,750
♪ HEY
816
00:33:33,794 --> 00:33:34,925
♪ UHH
817
00:33:34,969 --> 00:33:36,710
♪ COME ON, BABY
818
00:33:36,753 --> 00:33:38,451
♪ HEY THERE, SUGAR DARLIN'
819
00:33:38,494 --> 00:33:41,236
♪ LET ME TELL YOU
SOMETHIN' ♪
820
00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:45,719
♪ GIRL, I'VE BEEN
TRYIN' TO SAY ♪
821
00:33:46,328 --> 00:33:48,678
♪ YOU LOOK SO SWEET
822
00:33:48,722 --> 00:33:49,679
MURPHY, CAN'T TELL MURPHY.
823
00:33:49,723 --> 00:33:52,682
DAMN. DAMN, DAMN, DAMN,
DAMN.
824
00:33:52,726 --> 00:33:54,380
DAMN.
825
00:33:54,858 --> 00:33:56,599
MM.
826
00:33:57,209 --> 00:34:00,168
[LINE RINGS]
827
00:34:00,212 --> 00:34:02,605
HI. HEY, HEY. HI.
828
00:34:02,649 --> 00:34:04,694
UH, YOU'RE NOT
GONNA BELIEVE THIS.
829
00:34:04,738 --> 00:34:05,913
YOU'RE NOT GONNA
BELIEVE THIS.
830
00:34:05,956 --> 00:34:10,483
MY WIFE RIGHT NOW
IS UPSTAIRS IN MY BEDROOM,
831
00:34:10,526 --> 00:34:11,397
MY BEDROOM,
832
00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:15,009
WITH LITTLE DIDI,
LITTLE DIDI,
833
00:34:15,053 --> 00:34:16,271
THE HOTTIE AT WORK,
834
00:34:16,315 --> 00:34:20,319
AND THE TWO OF THEM ARE
TEARING INTO EACH OTHER
835
00:34:20,362 --> 00:34:21,755
LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW.
836
00:34:21,798 --> 00:34:22,712
YEAH, YEAH.
837
00:34:22,756 --> 00:34:24,323
IT GETS BETTER,
IT GETS BETTER.
838
00:34:24,366 --> 00:34:26,194
I'M UP THERE,
I'M PART OF THE PACKAGE.
839
00:34:26,238 --> 00:34:29,893
YEAH. NO.
I'M JUST TAKING A BREAK.
840
00:34:29,937 --> 00:34:31,373
WHAT?
841
00:34:31,417 --> 00:34:32,461
WHAT? NO.
842
00:34:32,505 --> 00:34:33,767
NO, NO. I DON'T WANT
TO ORDER A PIZZA.
843
00:34:33,810 --> 00:34:37,205
I WAS JUST CALLING--
I HAD TO TELL THAT TO SOMEONE.
844
00:34:37,249 --> 00:34:39,773
♪ HEY THERE,
SUGAR DARLIN' ♪
845
00:34:39,816 --> 00:34:41,731
♪ COME ON,
GIVE ME SOMETHIN' ♪
846
00:34:41,775 --> 00:34:45,605
♪ GIRL, I'VE BEEN
NEEDIN' FOR DAYS ♪
847
00:34:45,648 --> 00:34:47,433
[MOANING]
848
00:34:47,476 --> 00:34:49,304
HEY.
849
00:34:49,348 --> 00:34:51,567
[LOUD MOANING]
850
00:34:51,611 --> 00:34:53,787
HEY, YOU GUYS.
851
00:34:53,830 --> 00:34:56,137
WOW. HEY.
852
00:34:56,181 --> 00:34:57,051
HI, DIDI.
853
00:34:57,095 --> 00:35:00,489
MARTY'S BACK.
YOU'RE IN HEAT.
854
00:35:00,533 --> 00:35:04,189
♪ WE DON'T NEED
NO COMPANY ♪
855
00:35:04,232 --> 00:35:09,411
♪ NO OTHER MAN,
NO OTHER GIRL ♪
856
00:35:09,759 --> 00:35:13,328
OH, SHIT. DAMN.
857
00:35:18,203 --> 00:35:19,117
HEY.
858
00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:20,640
HI.
HI.
859
00:35:20,683 --> 00:35:22,294
HI.
860
00:35:22,337 --> 00:35:23,208
BYE.
861
00:35:23,251 --> 00:35:24,644
YOU LEAVIN'?
862
00:35:24,687 --> 00:35:26,776
OK, WELL, UM...
863
00:35:26,820 --> 00:35:28,474
THANKS. I MEAN--
864
00:35:28,517 --> 00:35:29,344
THANK YOU.
865
00:35:29,388 --> 00:35:32,260
YEAH, YOU, TOO.
I MEAN, BYE.
866
00:35:32,304 --> 00:35:35,220
THANK YOU.
SEE YA.
867
00:35:35,263 --> 00:35:37,874
BYE.
868
00:35:40,225 --> 00:35:41,095
HEY.
869
00:35:41,139 --> 00:35:42,314
HEY, HEY.
870
00:35:42,357 --> 00:35:43,576
HOW YOU DOIN'?
871
00:35:43,619 --> 00:35:44,446
DID YOU SLEEP WELL?
872
00:35:44,490 --> 00:35:46,796
YEAH, I DID.
HOW ABOUT YOU?
873
00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:48,668
I HAD A GOOD SLEEP.
874
00:35:48,711 --> 00:35:49,451
YEAH?
875
00:35:49,495 --> 00:35:51,714
YEAH.
I FEEL SO RESTED.
876
00:35:51,758 --> 00:35:53,673
SO ARE YOU OK? OK?
877
00:35:53,716 --> 00:35:55,762
EVERYTHING OK
WITH LAST NIGHT?
878
00:35:55,805 --> 00:35:57,851
YEAH, I'M OK.
ARE YOU OK?
879
00:35:57,894 --> 00:36:01,594
ME? OH, YEAH, I'M,
I'M VERY OK,
880
00:36:01,637 --> 00:36:02,638
ESPECIALLY
IF YOU'RE OK.
881
00:36:02,682 --> 00:36:04,336
OH, YEAH, I AM.
I AM.
882
00:36:04,379 --> 00:36:06,076
YOU KNOW WHAT
LAST NIGHT WAS?
883
00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:08,122
I THINK
IT WAS EDUCATIONAL.
884
00:36:08,166 --> 00:36:09,645
EDUCATIONAL.
IT WAS EDUCATIONAL.
885
00:36:09,689 --> 00:36:11,560
YOU SEE?
I LOVE TO HEAR YOU
886
00:36:11,604 --> 00:36:12,735
USE THE WORD
"EDUCATIONAL."
887
00:36:12,779 --> 00:36:14,041
THAT'S GREAT.
YOU SEE?
888
00:36:14,084 --> 00:36:18,741
YOU WERE WORRIED, BUT--
AND NOW YOU'RE EDUCATED.
889
00:36:18,785 --> 00:36:19,612
OH, YEAH.
890
00:36:19,655 --> 00:36:20,482
YEAH.
891
00:36:20,526 --> 00:36:21,831
DO YOU WANT
SOME BREAKFAST?
892
00:36:21,875 --> 00:36:24,747
I AM GOING TO HAVE
A GIANT BREAKFAST.
893
00:36:24,791 --> 00:36:27,402
SO EVERYTHING'S OK?
I MEAN, SERIOUSLY.
894
00:36:27,446 --> 00:36:29,578
NO WEIRDNESS, NOTHING?
895
00:36:29,622 --> 00:36:31,189
NO WEIRDNESS TODAY
OR ANYTHING?
896
00:36:31,232 --> 00:36:32,320
OH, NO, I'M COOL.
897
00:36:32,364 --> 00:36:34,670
[SIGHS]
NOW I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN
898
00:36:34,714 --> 00:36:37,586
BY THE HOME-COURT-ADVANTAGE
THING.
899
00:36:37,630 --> 00:36:38,892
WOW.
900
00:36:38,935 --> 00:36:40,502
Woman on radio:
MY SCENE'S DONE AT MY APARTMENT.
901
00:36:40,546 --> 00:36:41,677
Radio jock:
YOUR ACTUAL APARTMENT?
902
00:36:41,721 --> 00:36:42,983
YEAH, UNDER MY FIRE ESCAPE.
903
00:36:43,026 --> 00:36:45,942
AND I HAVE ANOTHER SCENE,
A LESBIAN SCENE,
904
00:36:45,986 --> 00:36:47,030
WHICH YOU WILL LOVE.
905
00:36:47,074 --> 00:36:48,728
OH, I MOST
CERTAINLY WILL.
906
00:36:48,771 --> 00:36:49,729
GIRLS.
907
00:36:49,772 --> 00:36:51,339
HEY, YOU BEEN OUT
TO THE SITE YET?
908
00:36:51,383 --> 00:36:53,646
THE SITE? NO.
I HAVE NOT BEEN TO THE SITE.
909
00:36:53,689 --> 00:36:55,996
JUST WANT TO KNOW IF YOU
SAW THE CHANGES I MADE
910
00:36:56,039 --> 00:36:57,432
IN THE KITCHEN FLOOR PLAN.
911
00:36:57,476 --> 00:36:58,564
NO.
I HAVEN'T SEEN THEM.
912
00:36:58,607 --> 00:36:59,956
'CAUSE, UM, I KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE GONNA SAY,
913
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:01,393
YOU'RE GONNA SAY
IT COSTS TOO MUCH,
914
00:37:01,436 --> 00:37:02,742
AND YOU KNOW WHAT, MARTY?
I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT IT,
915
00:37:02,785 --> 00:37:04,134
AND IT AIN'T
ALL ABOUT MONEY.
916
00:37:04,178 --> 00:37:06,093
YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT I'M GOING TO SAY,
917
00:37:06,136 --> 00:37:08,574
'CAUSE THAT'S NOT WHAT
I WAS GOING TO SAY,
918
00:37:08,617 --> 00:37:09,575
'CAUSE YOU'RE RIGHT--
919
00:37:09,618 --> 00:37:11,141
IT AIN'T ALL ABOUT MONEY.
920
00:37:11,185 --> 00:37:13,100
WHAT'S HIS DEAL?
WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?
921
00:37:13,143 --> 00:37:14,623
YOU FIGHTING
WITH YOUR WIFE AGAIN?
922
00:37:14,667 --> 00:37:16,843
SHE HAS BURROWED
HER WAY UP
923
00:37:16,886 --> 00:37:17,713
INSIDE MY ASSHOLE.
924
00:37:17,757 --> 00:37:19,454
BEING MARRIED
IS VERY TOUGH.
925
00:37:19,498 --> 00:37:22,065
YES, IT IS, BUT IT'S ONLY
AS TOUGH AS YOU MAKE IT.
926
00:37:22,109 --> 00:37:23,850
IT'S ONLY AS TOUGH
AS YOU MAKE IT.
927
00:37:23,893 --> 00:37:27,157
DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY YOU GUYS
ARE HAVING TROUBLES AT HOME?
928
00:37:27,201 --> 00:37:28,681
DO YOU WANT TO KNOW?
929
00:37:28,724 --> 00:37:29,508
WHY?
930
00:37:29,551 --> 00:37:32,032
YOU'RE NOT
SHAKING IT UP.
931
00:37:32,075 --> 00:37:33,076
EXCUSE ME?
932
00:37:33,120 --> 00:37:34,904
THAT'S ALL WE'RE
TALKING ABOUT HERE.
933
00:37:34,948 --> 00:37:36,166
SHAKE IT UP.
934
00:37:36,210 --> 00:37:37,298
SHAKE IT UP?
935
00:37:37,342 --> 00:37:39,909
YES, YES.
SHAKE IT UP.
936
00:37:39,953 --> 00:37:42,825
YOU'RE THE MAN.
THAT'S YOUR RESPONSIBILITY.
937
00:37:42,869 --> 00:37:44,305
THE WOMEN WANT TO BE LED.
938
00:37:44,349 --> 00:37:47,134
THEY WANT TO BE TAUGHT
NEW TRICKS, OK?
939
00:37:47,177 --> 00:37:48,657
THEY WANT TO BE
SHAKEN UP.
940
00:37:48,701 --> 00:37:50,920
WHAT THE FUCK ARE
YOU TALKING ABOUT?
941
00:37:50,964 --> 00:37:51,878
[SCOFFS]
942
00:37:51,921 --> 00:37:55,229
I'M TALKING ABOUT
YOU GOING HOME
943
00:37:55,273 --> 00:37:56,665
AND YOU GOING HOME
944
00:37:56,709 --> 00:37:59,625
AND TEACHING YOUR WIFE
A COUPLE LITTLE NEW TRICKS,
945
00:37:59,668 --> 00:38:03,063
AND I BELIEVE YOU WILL FIND
THE PICTURE CHANGES
946
00:38:03,106 --> 00:38:05,718
VERY, VERY QUICKLY.
947
00:38:07,415 --> 00:38:09,722
SHAKE IT UP, BOYS.
948
00:38:16,294 --> 00:38:17,338
♪ GET UP
949
00:38:17,382 --> 00:38:18,121
♪ HA
950
00:38:18,165 --> 00:38:19,732
♪ GET UP AND SHAKE UP
951
00:38:19,775 --> 00:38:21,342
♪ ALL RIGHT
952
00:38:21,386 --> 00:38:22,735
♪ GET UP
953
00:38:22,778 --> 00:38:24,214
♪ GET UP
AND SHAKE UP ♪
954
00:38:24,258 --> 00:38:25,912
♪ IT'S ROCK STEADY TIME
955
00:38:25,955 --> 00:38:26,695
♪ GET UP
956
00:38:26,739 --> 00:38:27,696
♪ GOT TO DO SOMETHING
957
00:38:27,740 --> 00:38:29,437
♪ GET UP AND SHAKE UP
958
00:38:29,481 --> 00:38:30,612
♪ OH, YES
959
00:38:30,656 --> 00:38:34,877
♪ SHAKE AND LET ME
FEEL ALL RIGHT ♪
960
00:38:35,748 --> 00:38:36,705
♪ MOVE UP
961
00:38:36,749 --> 00:38:37,750
♪ MOVE IN THE GROOVE NOW
962
00:38:37,793 --> 00:38:39,447
♪ MOVE IN THE GROOVE NOW
963
00:38:39,491 --> 00:38:40,927
♪ ALL RIGHT
964
00:38:40,970 --> 00:38:42,145
♪ PUSH UP
965
00:38:42,189 --> 00:38:42,929
♪ HA
966
00:38:42,972 --> 00:38:43,973
♪ PUSH UP AND SHAKE UP
967
00:38:44,017 --> 00:38:45,584
♪ GOT TO DO SOMETHING
968
00:38:45,627 --> 00:38:46,498
♪ GET UP
969
00:38:46,541 --> 00:38:47,803
♪ IT'S ROCK STEADY DANCE
970
00:38:47,847 --> 00:38:48,891
♪ GET UP AND SHAKE UP
971
00:38:48,935 --> 00:38:50,502
♪ OH, YES
972
00:38:50,545 --> 00:38:54,332
♪ SHAKE AND LET ME
FEEL ALL RIGHT ♪
973
00:38:55,158 --> 00:38:57,117
[DOORBELL RINGS]
974
00:38:57,683 --> 00:38:59,032
WHO'S THAT?
975
00:38:59,075 --> 00:39:00,076
I DON'T KNOW.
976
00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:01,817
WHY DON'T YOU GO SEE?
977
00:39:01,861 --> 00:39:05,517
WHO COMES OVER
AT THIS TIME OF NIGHT?
978
00:39:08,433 --> 00:39:10,565
[DOORBELL RINGS]
979
00:39:10,609 --> 00:39:11,653
♪ GET UP
980
00:39:11,697 --> 00:39:12,437
♪ HA
981
00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:13,960
♪ GET UP AND SHAKE UP
982
00:39:14,003 --> 00:39:15,701
♪ ALL RIGHT
983
00:39:15,744 --> 00:39:17,050
♪ GET UP
984
00:39:17,093 --> 00:39:18,399
♪ GET UP
AND SHAKE UP ♪
985
00:39:18,443 --> 00:39:20,183
♪ IT'S ROCK STEADY DANCE
986
00:39:20,227 --> 00:39:21,446
♪ GET UP
987
00:39:21,489 --> 00:39:22,403
IT'S DIDI.
988
00:39:22,447 --> 00:39:23,796
DIDI?
DIDI.
989
00:39:23,839 --> 00:39:25,275
I WONDER WHO CALLED HER.
990
00:39:25,319 --> 00:39:29,497
♪ SHAKE AND LET ME
FEEL ALL RIGHT ♪
991
00:39:30,629 --> 00:39:33,371
[LOUD MOANING]
992
00:39:42,858 --> 00:39:45,731
YOU TWO
ARE ON FIRE TONIGHT.
993
00:39:45,774 --> 00:39:46,732
LOOK AT YOU.
994
00:39:46,775 --> 00:39:48,560
LAURA?
995
00:39:49,952 --> 00:39:51,389
BABE?
996
00:39:51,432 --> 00:39:52,390
LAURA?
997
00:39:52,433 --> 00:39:53,565
YOU OK?
998
00:39:53,608 --> 00:39:55,741
YOU WANT TO REST
FOR A MINUTE OR SOMETHING?
999
00:39:55,784 --> 00:39:56,829
LAURA?
1000
00:39:56,872 --> 00:39:59,658
CAN I TALK TO YOU
FOR A MOMENT?
1001
00:39:59,701 --> 00:40:01,747
YEAH, HONEY?
1002
00:40:01,790 --> 00:40:03,444
ARE YOU OK?
YEAH.
1003
00:40:03,488 --> 00:40:04,402
ARE YOU OK?
1004
00:40:04,445 --> 00:40:05,794
OH, YEAH, I'M FINE.
1005
00:40:05,838 --> 00:40:07,013
BECAUSE FOR A MINUTE THERE,
IT LOOKED LIKE MAYBE YOU
1006
00:40:07,056 --> 00:40:09,058
WERE HAVING TROUBLE
BREATHING OR SOMETHING.
1007
00:40:09,102 --> 00:40:10,799
NO.
DON'T STOP.
1008
00:40:10,843 --> 00:40:13,106
DON'T STOP. OH.
1009
00:40:13,149 --> 00:40:15,804
[MOANING]
1010
00:40:22,724 --> 00:40:24,639
♪ GET UP
1011
00:40:24,683 --> 00:40:25,901
♪ GET UP
AND SHAKE UP ♪
1012
00:40:25,945 --> 00:40:27,207
♪ ALL RIGHT
1013
00:40:27,250 --> 00:40:28,469
♪ GET UP
1014
00:40:28,513 --> 00:40:29,688
[LOUD MOANING]
1015
00:40:29,731 --> 00:40:30,602
♪ GET UP AND SHAKE UP
1016
00:40:30,645 --> 00:40:32,691
♪ IT'S ROCK STEADY TIME
1017
00:40:32,734 --> 00:40:33,474
♪ GET UP
1018
00:40:33,518 --> 00:40:34,562
♪ GOT TO DO SOMETHING
1019
00:40:34,606 --> 00:40:35,650
♪ GET UP AND SHAKE UP
1020
00:40:35,694 --> 00:40:36,869
♪ OH, YES
1021
00:40:36,912 --> 00:40:41,482
♪ SHAKE AND LET ME
FEEL ALL RIGHT ♪
1022
00:40:41,526 --> 00:40:43,179
HEY.
1023
00:40:50,448 --> 00:40:52,232
HEY, GUYS.
1024
00:40:54,234 --> 00:40:56,236
HEY. HEY.
1025
00:40:56,279 --> 00:40:58,499
HEY, DIDI. HEY.
1026
00:40:58,543 --> 00:41:00,501
HI.
HI.
1027
00:41:00,545 --> 00:41:02,155
YOU GUYS HAVING FUN?
1028
00:41:02,198 --> 00:41:03,504
YEAH.
1029
00:41:03,548 --> 00:41:04,810
UH-HUH.
1030
00:41:04,853 --> 00:41:06,681
YOU WANT ME TO BRING UP
SANDWICHES OR SOMETHING?
1031
00:41:06,725 --> 00:41:08,378
DON'T STOP.
DON'T STOP.
1032
00:41:08,422 --> 00:41:11,817
[LOUD MOANING]
1033
00:41:21,914 --> 00:41:23,698
♪ GET UP
1034
00:41:23,742 --> 00:41:25,439
♪ GET UP
AND SHAKE UP ♪
1035
00:41:25,483 --> 00:41:27,136
♪ ALL RIGHT
1036
00:41:27,180 --> 00:41:28,790
♪ GET UP
1037
00:41:28,834 --> 00:41:29,704
♪ GET UP
AND SHAKE UP ♪
1038
00:41:29,748 --> 00:41:31,576
♪ IT'S ROCK STEADY DANCE
1039
00:41:31,619 --> 00:41:32,533
♪ GET UP
1040
00:41:32,577 --> 00:41:33,665
♪ GOT TO DO SOMETHING
1041
00:41:33,708 --> 00:41:35,188
♪ GET UP AND SHAKE UP
1042
00:41:35,231 --> 00:41:36,494
♪ OH, YES
1043
00:41:36,537 --> 00:41:40,193
♪ SHAKE AND LET ME
FEEL ALL RIGHT ♪
1044
00:41:40,236 --> 00:41:44,371
[FOOTSTEPS]
1045
00:41:45,633 --> 00:41:48,375
BYE, MARTY.
SEE YA.
1046
00:41:50,595 --> 00:41:52,074
BYE.
1047
00:41:52,597 --> 00:41:55,034
"BYE, MARTY.
SEE YA."
1048
00:41:55,077 --> 00:41:57,036
Radio jock: YOU WANT TO
STAND UP FOR US?
1049
00:41:57,079 --> 00:41:58,167
OH, PLEASE DO, YEAH.
1050
00:41:58,211 --> 00:41:59,647
Second radio jock:
OH, YOU ARE A HOTTIE.
1051
00:41:59,691 --> 00:42:02,084
OH. ARE YOU VERY PROUD
OF YOURSELF NAKED?
1052
00:42:02,128 --> 00:42:04,217
Woman: I WOULDN'T SAY PROUD.
JUST COMFORTABLE.
1053
00:42:04,260 --> 00:42:05,740
HAVE YOU EVER DONE
LESBIANISM?
1054
00:42:05,784 --> 00:42:07,568
NO.
1055
00:42:10,832 --> 00:42:11,703
HI.
1056
00:42:11,746 --> 00:42:13,748
DIVA. WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
1057
00:42:13,792 --> 00:42:14,662
OH--
1058
00:42:14,706 --> 00:42:15,794
THE PEMBROKES
ARE COMING OVER.
1059
00:42:15,837 --> 00:42:17,230
RIGHT, LAURA CALLED
AND ASKED ME TO HELP
1060
00:42:17,273 --> 00:42:18,405
WITH THE BIG BRUNCH.
1061
00:42:18,448 --> 00:42:19,667
YOU DIDN'T KNOW
ABOUT IT?
1062
00:42:19,711 --> 00:42:20,712
NO. LAURA CALLED YOU?
1063
00:42:20,755 --> 00:42:22,670
YEAH. I THOUGHT
IT WAS A GOOD IDEA.
1064
00:42:22,714 --> 00:42:23,628
HI, DIVA.
HI.
1065
00:42:23,671 --> 00:42:25,064
OOH, YOU LOOK GREAT.
1066
00:42:25,107 --> 00:42:26,979
LOOK AT YOU.
YOU LOOK FABULOUS.
1067
00:42:27,022 --> 00:42:29,285
COME ON IN.
OK.
1068
00:42:33,638 --> 00:42:35,465
Diva: WOW,
THIS IS AMAZING.
1069
00:42:35,509 --> 00:42:36,641
MARTY, HOW ARE YOU?
1070
00:42:36,684 --> 00:42:37,642
HI, MARTY.
1071
00:42:37,685 --> 00:42:39,600
HEY, DAVE, EVIE,
HOW ARE YOU GUYS?
1072
00:42:39,644 --> 00:42:43,343
GOOD TO SEE YOU. HOLD ON.
GIVE ME ONE SECOND HERE.
1073
00:42:43,386 --> 00:42:44,344
GOD.
1074
00:42:44,387 --> 00:42:46,302
GOD, YOU LOOK AMAZING.
LOOK AT YOU.
1075
00:42:46,346 --> 00:42:48,609
BOTH OF YOU.
YOU LOOK GREAT, MAN.
1076
00:42:48,653 --> 00:42:49,697
WELL, I'M NOT FEELING
TOO GREAT.
1077
00:42:49,741 --> 00:42:51,307
MY WIFE JUST BEAT ME
AT TENNIS.
1078
00:42:51,351 --> 00:42:52,395
YOU LOOK GREAT, THOUGH.
1079
00:42:52,439 --> 00:42:53,222
GOD, YOUR HUSBAND,
1080
00:42:53,266 --> 00:42:54,615
THIS GUY LOOKS
22 YEARS OLD
1081
00:42:54,659 --> 00:42:55,790
LIKE WE DID IN MICHIGAN,
1082
00:42:55,834 --> 00:42:57,531
WHEN HE WAS
22 YEARS OLD, THIS GUY.
1083
00:42:57,575 --> 00:42:59,185
MARTY, YOUR WIFE
LOOKS ADORABLE.
1084
00:42:59,228 --> 00:43:01,100
THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
SHE IS ADORABLE,
1085
00:43:01,143 --> 00:43:03,363
BUT LOOK AT THIS GUY,
LOOK AT YOUR HUSBAND.
1086
00:43:03,406 --> 00:43:06,409
BOTH OF YOU.
YOU TWO LOOK FANTASTIC.
1087
00:43:06,453 --> 00:43:07,759
THAT'S IT.
WE'RE IN TROUBLE.
1088
00:43:07,802 --> 00:43:09,891
THAT'S WAY TOO MANY
"YOU LOOK GREAT," HONEY.
1089
00:43:09,935 --> 00:43:11,676
COME ON, MARTY.
GET ME A DRINK.
1090
00:43:11,719 --> 00:43:12,851
I WANT TO BE
GOOD AND HAMMERED
1091
00:43:12,894 --> 00:43:14,679
WHEN YOU START SLAMMING ME
FOR THAT LOAN.
1092
00:43:14,722 --> 00:43:15,984
OH, COME ON.
SLAMMING FOR A LOAN.
1093
00:43:16,028 --> 00:43:17,333
THAT'S NOT
WHAT THIS IS ABOUT.
1094
00:43:17,377 --> 00:43:18,421
COME ON,
I WANT YOU TO HAVE
1095
00:43:18,465 --> 00:43:19,945
A NICE SUNDAY BRUNCH
WITH US. COME ON.
1096
00:43:19,988 --> 00:43:22,600
MARTY, GET THE GREAT-LOOKING
GUY A DRINK, WILL YA?
1097
00:43:22,643 --> 00:43:23,862
OK, FINE.
HOW ABOUT YOU, EVIE,
1098
00:43:23,905 --> 00:43:25,341
DO YOU NEED TO GET
GOOD AND HAMMERED?
1099
00:43:25,385 --> 00:43:26,647
UH, BLOODY MARY,
SWEETIE.
1100
00:43:26,691 --> 00:43:27,779
COMING RIGHT UP.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
1101
00:43:27,822 --> 00:43:30,999
I'LL GET ONE, TOO.
WE'LL ALL GET SLAMMED.
1102
00:43:31,043 --> 00:43:32,697
LOOK A LITTLE
OVERDONE TO YOU?
1103
00:43:32,740 --> 00:43:34,002
[WHISPERING]
I'm not eating that.
1104
00:43:34,046 --> 00:43:38,528
YOU KNOW, DIVA, YOU LOOK
REALLY BEAUTIFUL TODAY.
1105
00:43:39,051 --> 00:43:41,923
THANK YOU, LAURA,
SO DO YOU.
1106
00:43:43,708 --> 00:43:45,623
I LOVE YOUR HAIR.
1107
00:43:47,276 --> 00:43:49,539
I LIKE YOUR HAIR.
1108
00:43:51,977 --> 00:43:55,807
MMM.
WHAT IS THAT SCENT?
1109
00:43:56,155 --> 00:43:58,070
DO YOU LIKE IT?
1110
00:43:59,071 --> 00:44:02,988
OH, YEAH.
I LIKE IT.
1111
00:44:06,861 --> 00:44:08,994
I'LL TAKE THOSE.
1112
00:44:11,910 --> 00:44:13,215
YOU REMEMBER
DAVE PEMBROKE?
1113
00:44:13,259 --> 00:44:14,782
I DO REMEMBER
DAVE PEMBROKE.
1114
00:44:14,826 --> 00:44:16,479
BILLY. HIS WIFE EVIE.
1115
00:44:16,523 --> 00:44:18,525
DAVE. BILLY'S WIFE CAROL.
1116
00:44:18,568 --> 00:44:20,832
HI, EVIE. CAROL.
NICE TO MEET YOU.
1117
00:44:20,875 --> 00:44:21,920
OH, NO, NO,
NO, NO.
1118
00:44:21,963 --> 00:44:23,835
BILLY, WE'RE PUTTING
YOU IN THE MIDDLE,
1119
00:44:23,878 --> 00:44:25,488
NO, NO, BILLY,
HE SITS HERE.
1120
00:44:25,532 --> 00:44:26,968
BILLY WILL BE
IN THE MIDDLE...
1121
00:44:27,012 --> 00:44:27,882
DON'T FIGHT OVER ME.
1122
00:44:27,926 --> 00:44:29,667
AND I'LL PUT DIVA
RIGHT HERE.
1123
00:44:29,710 --> 00:44:30,493
IT'S FINE, HONEY.
1124
00:44:30,537 --> 00:44:31,799
OK, I'LL GET
ANOTHER CHAIR.
1125
00:44:31,843 --> 00:44:32,713
YEAH. THANK YOU.
1126
00:44:32,757 --> 00:44:35,368
COME ON,
YOU SIT HERE.
1127
00:44:37,675 --> 00:44:41,635
JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW
WHO RUNS THIS HOUSE...
1128
00:44:41,679 --> 00:44:43,376
LAURA.
1129
00:44:43,419 --> 00:44:44,812
GET YOU SOME COFFEE,
LAURA?
1130
00:44:44,856 --> 00:44:46,074
IT'S GOOD TO
SEE YOU, MAN.
1131
00:44:46,118 --> 00:44:48,076
IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU,
TOO, MAN.
1132
00:44:48,120 --> 00:44:49,295
I REMEMBER
YOUR OLDER BROTHER.
1133
00:44:49,338 --> 00:44:52,124
OH, JESUS. ARE YOU
STILL KICKING ASS?
1134
00:44:52,167 --> 00:44:53,560
YEAH, I REMEMBER
WHEN YOU AND HE
1135
00:44:53,603 --> 00:44:55,475
TOOK ON THE, UH,
STATLER TWINS
1136
00:44:55,518 --> 00:44:57,172
IN THE RAMS' HORN
PARKING LOT
1137
00:44:57,216 --> 00:44:58,608
ON WOODWARD AVENUE...
1138
00:44:58,652 --> 00:44:59,697
SAUSAGE?
1139
00:44:59,740 --> 00:45:01,742
DAVE WAS A BRUISER
IN HIGH SCHOOL.
1140
00:45:01,786 --> 00:45:02,743
NO.
1141
00:45:02,787 --> 00:45:04,092
LET'S HOPE MARRIAGE
AND CALIFORNIA
1142
00:45:04,136 --> 00:45:06,225
SETTLED HIM DOWN
A LITTLE BIT.
1143
00:45:06,268 --> 00:45:07,356
WELL, HE'S
SETTLED DOWN.
1144
00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:10,751
HE'S JUST A BIG
PUSHOVER NOW.
1145
00:45:10,795 --> 00:45:13,841
SOMEHOW, EVIE,
I KIND OF DOUBT THAT, BUT...
1146
00:45:13,885 --> 00:45:15,538
Billy: SO, DAVE,
MARTY TELLS ME
1147
00:45:15,582 --> 00:45:16,975
YOU'RE DOING PRETTY GOOD
FOR YOURSELF LATELY.
1148
00:45:17,018 --> 00:45:19,020
Marty: GOOD FOR HIMSELF.
HE'S GOT 18 FURNITURE STORES.
1149
00:45:19,064 --> 00:45:20,761
I'D SAY HE'S DOING
GOOD FOR HIMSELF.
1150
00:45:20,805 --> 00:45:23,024
UM, EXCUSE ME.
I'M GOING TO HELP LUCIA
1151
00:45:23,068 --> 00:45:24,156
IN THE KITCHEN
FOR ONE SEC.
1152
00:45:24,199 --> 00:45:27,812
OK, GOOD. YOU HELP
LUCIA IN THE KITCHEN.
1153
00:45:28,421 --> 00:45:30,640
OH. BILLY, YOU NEED
A PLACE SETTING.
1154
00:45:30,684 --> 00:45:33,556
NO, LAURA, LAURA,
LUCIA WILL GET IT.
1155
00:45:33,600 --> 00:45:34,775
NO, NO.
THAT'S OK.
1156
00:45:34,819 --> 00:45:35,994
LAURA, LAURA,
SIT DOWN, PLEASE.
1157
00:45:36,037 --> 00:45:38,083
IT'S FINE. HONEY, I KNOW
EXACTLY WHERE IT IS.
1158
00:45:38,126 --> 00:45:40,259
I'M GOING TO GO
HELP DIVA.
1159
00:45:40,302 --> 00:45:41,390
I DON'T WANT YOUR FOOD
TO GET COLD.
1160
00:45:41,434 --> 00:45:42,652
HONEY, I KNOW EXACTLY
WHERE IT IS.
1161
00:45:42,696 --> 00:45:45,699
I'M GOING TO GO
HELP DIVA, OK?
1162
00:45:45,743 --> 00:45:47,179
OK.
1163
00:45:48,833 --> 00:45:51,400
CAREFUL WITH
THE BUTTER.
1164
00:45:54,142 --> 00:45:57,667
DIVA, I AM SO SORRY.
I REALLY AM SO SORRY.
1165
00:45:57,711 --> 00:45:59,104
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S
GOTTEN INTO ME.
1166
00:45:59,147 --> 00:46:01,454
I FEEL LIKE A PIG.
I'M SORRY.
1167
00:46:01,497 --> 00:46:03,543
WHAT IS GOING ON?
1168
00:46:04,109 --> 00:46:06,807
WELL, MARTY TOLD ME
THIS THING
1169
00:46:06,851 --> 00:46:09,462
ABOUT YOU IN COLLEGE
AND SEEING GIRLS,
1170
00:46:09,505 --> 00:46:10,898
AND EVER SINCE
HE TOLD ME,
1171
00:46:10,942 --> 00:46:13,945
I JUST CAN'T GET IT
OR YOU OUT OF MY MIND.
1172
00:46:13,988 --> 00:46:17,600
YOU DO KNOW I'M GETTING
MARRIED IN 2 MONTHS, RIGHT?
1173
00:46:17,644 --> 00:46:18,732
YES, I DO.
1174
00:46:18,776 --> 00:46:19,602
YOU DO.
1175
00:46:19,646 --> 00:46:21,996
I DO. AND LIKE
I SAID BEFORE,
1176
00:46:22,040 --> 00:46:24,782
I'M SORRY. I AM.
1177
00:46:25,173 --> 00:46:27,741
I'M JUST
SO ATTRACTED TO YOU.
1178
00:46:27,785 --> 00:46:28,873
LAURA...
1179
00:46:28,916 --> 00:46:32,485
SO, YOU EVER SEE
THE STATLER TWINS, DAVE?
1180
00:46:32,528 --> 00:46:34,226
DO I SEE THEM? NO.
1181
00:46:34,269 --> 00:46:35,880
THEY STILL LIVE BACK
IN MICHIGAN.
1182
00:46:35,923 --> 00:46:39,100
YOU EVER SEE ANY OF
THE GUYS YOU BEAT UP?
1183
00:46:39,144 --> 00:46:40,362
JUST CURIOUS.
1184
00:46:40,406 --> 00:46:42,887
FIRST OF ALL, I DIDN'T
BEAT THAT MANY GUYS UP.
1185
00:46:42,930 --> 00:46:44,584
AND SECOND OF ALL, NO.
1186
00:46:44,627 --> 00:46:46,194
I LEFT MICHIGAN
AFTER HIGH SCHOOL,
1187
00:46:46,238 --> 00:46:47,369
AND I HAVEN'T BEEN BACK.
1188
00:46:47,413 --> 00:46:49,502
MUST BE KIND OF WEIRD
TO RUN INTO SOMEBODY
1189
00:46:49,545 --> 00:46:51,417
20 YEARS AFTER
YOU BEAT THEM UP.
1190
00:46:51,460 --> 00:46:54,289
HEY, DAVE, REMEMBER ME,
YOU BROKE MY CLAVICLE?
1191
00:46:54,333 --> 00:46:56,248
YOU LOOK GOOD. HA.
1192
00:46:56,291 --> 00:46:58,032
I'M SORRY, DIVA.
1193
00:46:58,076 --> 00:46:59,033
YEAH.
1194
00:46:59,077 --> 00:47:00,861
I'M REALLY SORRY.
1195
00:47:00,905 --> 00:47:01,906
YOU SHOULD BE.
1196
00:47:01,949 --> 00:47:04,691
I'M REALLY
NOT INTO WOMEN.
1197
00:47:05,648 --> 00:47:07,737
ME NEITHER.
1198
00:47:14,744 --> 00:47:16,834
OH, MY GOD.
1199
00:47:20,576 --> 00:47:23,841
OH, MY GOD.
OH, MY GOD.
1200
00:47:23,884 --> 00:47:25,625
OH, MY GOD.
1201
00:47:25,668 --> 00:47:27,888
OH, MY GOD.
1202
00:47:27,932 --> 00:47:29,977
OK. OK.
1203
00:47:30,021 --> 00:47:32,458
LAURA, I'M GOING TO GO.
1204
00:47:32,501 --> 00:47:34,503
YEAH, I THINK
THAT'S THE BEST THING
1205
00:47:34,547 --> 00:47:35,940
IN THIS SITUATION.
1206
00:47:35,983 --> 00:47:37,637
I'M GOING TO GO.
1207
00:47:37,680 --> 00:47:40,727
I'M STRAIGHT. I AM.
1208
00:47:40,770 --> 00:47:42,294
I'M STRAIGHT.
1209
00:47:42,337 --> 00:47:43,425
I AM.
1210
00:47:43,469 --> 00:47:44,513
SO, WHAT WE'RE
TALKING ABOUT,
1211
00:47:44,557 --> 00:47:46,080
WE HAVE 10 LOTS
WE CAN OBTAIN.
1212
00:47:46,124 --> 00:47:48,735
OK? AND THESE
HOUSES FINISHED
1213
00:47:48,778 --> 00:47:50,737
ARE NOW AT A MILLION,
MILLION TWO--
1214
00:47:50,780 --> 00:47:52,086
Billy: YEAH,
IF NOT MORE.
1215
00:47:52,130 --> 00:47:54,741
WE HAVE 7, 7 AND A QUARTER
INTO SOME OF THE HOUSES.
1216
00:47:54,784 --> 00:47:57,613
OK, WELL, I'M GOING TO
SAY GOOD-BYE.
1217
00:47:57,657 --> 00:47:58,876
SOMETHING WRONG,
DIVA?
1218
00:47:58,919 --> 00:48:01,922
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
I'M--I GOTTA BE SOMEWHERE.
1219
00:48:01,966 --> 00:48:04,794
I'M RUNNING REALLY, REALLY
STRAIGHT--LATE.
1220
00:48:04,838 --> 00:48:06,274
I'M RUNNING REALLY LATE.
1221
00:48:06,318 --> 00:48:07,841
I'M GOING TO GO.
1222
00:48:07,885 --> 00:48:08,624
OK.
1223
00:48:08,668 --> 00:48:10,148
DIVA, COME ON.
1224
00:48:10,191 --> 00:48:12,193
COME ON,
JUST STAY A WHILE.
1225
00:48:12,237 --> 00:48:15,805
MARTY?
TELL DIVA NOT TO GO.
1226
00:48:15,849 --> 00:48:18,896
OK. DIVA, DON'T GO.
BYE.
1227
00:48:18,939 --> 00:48:19,984
YOU'RE LOOKING AT...
1228
00:48:20,027 --> 00:48:21,899
NO, NO, NO. NO, DON'T.
DON'T. COME ON.
1229
00:48:21,942 --> 00:48:23,335
LAURA...
JUST STAY.
1230
00:48:23,378 --> 00:48:24,336
I HAVE TO GO NOW.
1231
00:48:24,379 --> 00:48:25,467
WELL, LET ME WALK YOU
TO THE DOOR.
1232
00:48:25,511 --> 00:48:28,906
NO. LAURA, I KNOW
WHERE THE DOOR IS.
1233
00:48:28,949 --> 00:48:29,819
YOU KNOW WHAT, LAURA?
1234
00:48:29,863 --> 00:48:32,779
I'LL WALK HER
TO THE DOOR, OK?
1235
00:48:32,822 --> 00:48:33,780
I'M SORRY.
1236
00:48:33,823 --> 00:48:35,347
Laura: NO, HONEY,
DON'T BE SILLY.
1237
00:48:35,390 --> 00:48:36,348
JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS.
1238
00:48:36,391 --> 00:48:38,698
REALLY, I MEAN,
YOU'VE GOT GUESTS.
1239
00:48:38,741 --> 00:48:40,569
I'LL WALK HER
TO THE DOOR.
1240
00:48:40,613 --> 00:48:42,354
YOU'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF
AN IMPORTANT BUSINESS--
1241
00:48:42,397 --> 00:48:45,618
I'LL WALK HER TO THE DOOR.
CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A MINUTE?
1242
00:48:45,661 --> 00:48:47,011
DIVA, DON'T GO
ANYWHERE, OK?
1243
00:48:47,054 --> 00:48:48,795
PLEASE DON'T GO ANYWHERE,
ALL RIGHT?
1244
00:48:48,838 --> 00:48:51,363
I JUST WANT TO TALK TO YOU
BEFORE YOU GO, OK?
1245
00:48:51,406 --> 00:48:52,233
I WON'T.
1246
00:48:52,277 --> 00:48:54,061
OK.
PROMISE ME YOU WON'T GO.
1247
00:48:54,105 --> 00:48:55,062
[WHISPERING]
I won't.
1248
00:48:55,106 --> 00:48:57,804
LET ME HOLD YOUR PURSE.
1249
00:48:57,847 --> 00:48:59,110
ONE MINUTE,
ONE MINUTE.
1250
00:48:59,153 --> 00:49:00,067
DON'T GO, BABE.
1251
00:49:00,111 --> 00:49:01,851
WE'LL BE
RIGHT BACK.
1252
00:49:01,895 --> 00:49:03,462
COME BACK HERE,
COME BACK HERE.
1253
00:49:03,505 --> 00:49:04,898
LISTEN,
LISTEN TO ME.
1254
00:49:04,942 --> 00:49:05,943
WHAT?
1255
00:49:05,986 --> 00:49:06,900
WHAT'S GOING ON?
1256
00:49:06,944 --> 00:49:09,381
NOTHING.
I JUST WANT HER TO STAY.
1257
00:49:09,424 --> 00:49:10,599
YOU WANT DIVA TO STAY?
1258
00:49:10,643 --> 00:49:12,732
I WANT US BOTH
TO BE WITH HER.
1259
00:49:12,775 --> 00:49:15,126
YOU KNOW, TONIGHT,
AFTER YOUR GUESTS LEAVE.
1260
00:49:15,169 --> 00:49:17,171
ARE YOU CRAZY?
HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?
1261
00:49:17,215 --> 00:49:18,216
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
1262
00:49:18,259 --> 00:49:20,783
HOW IMPORTANT
THIS BRUNCH IS TO ME?
1263
00:49:20,827 --> 00:49:22,046
YOU GOT TO KNOW.
1264
00:49:22,089 --> 00:49:25,005
HONEY, YOU HAVE GOT TO
ADMIT THAT SHE IS FOXY.
1265
00:49:25,049 --> 00:49:26,093
SHE'S FOXY?
1266
00:49:26,137 --> 00:49:27,486
WHAT ARE YOU,
K.D. LANG?
1267
00:49:27,529 --> 00:49:28,791
ARE YOU OUT
OF YOUR MIND?
1268
00:49:28,835 --> 00:49:31,490
THIS WILL BE GOOD FOR US.
IT'LL BE GOOD FOR US.
1269
00:49:31,533 --> 00:49:33,057
I JUST WANT YOU
TO BE HAPPY.
1270
00:49:33,100 --> 00:49:35,711
DON'T TOUCH ME.
YOU WANT ME TO BE HAPPY?
1271
00:49:35,755 --> 00:49:36,974
YES.
1272
00:49:37,017 --> 00:49:39,977
THEN LET HER GO HOME,
AND YOU SNAP OUT OF IT.
1273
00:49:40,020 --> 00:49:41,108
OK, LAURA?
1274
00:49:41,152 --> 00:49:43,328
HONEY, I KNOW THAT YOU
THINK SHE'S FINE.
1275
00:49:43,371 --> 00:49:45,808
YOU'RE BEING
A NUT CASE TODAY.
1276
00:49:45,852 --> 00:49:46,940
SNAP OUT OF IT.
1277
00:49:46,984 --> 00:49:47,985
I DON'T KNOW--
1278
00:49:48,028 --> 00:49:51,162
OK, BILLY, CAN YOU
GET LAURA A BAGEL?
1279
00:49:51,205 --> 00:49:53,120
UM, I'M GONNA WALK
DIVA TO THE DOOR.
1280
00:49:53,164 --> 00:49:55,340
I'MGONNA WALK DIVA
TO THE DOOR.
1281
00:49:55,383 --> 00:49:58,778
I'M GONNA WALK DIVA
TO THE DOOR!
1282
00:50:01,520 --> 00:50:02,825
SIT DOWN.
GO SIT DOWN.
1283
00:50:02,869 --> 00:50:05,524
GET THE FUCK DOWN!
GO SIT THE FUCK DOWN!
1284
00:50:05,567 --> 00:50:06,438
MMM!
1285
00:50:06,481 --> 00:50:09,441
GO SIT THE FUCK DOWN.
GO! GO!
1286
00:50:10,224 --> 00:50:12,226
NOW.
1287
00:50:15,273 --> 00:50:16,361
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE,
MARTY?
1288
00:50:16,404 --> 00:50:17,927
NOTHING, NOTHING.
LAURA'S JUST GONE--
1289
00:50:17,971 --> 00:50:20,365
MARTY, DID YOU ASK
YOUR WIFE TO HIT ON ME?
1290
00:50:20,408 --> 00:50:21,670
IS THAT WHAT'S
GOING ON HERE?
1291
00:50:21,714 --> 00:50:23,846
DID YOU JUST ASK YOUR WIFE
TO HIT ON ME?
1292
00:50:23,890 --> 00:50:25,457
NO. WHY WOULD I DO THAT?
1293
00:50:25,500 --> 00:50:26,632
WHAT AM I, A DEVIATE?
1294
00:50:26,675 --> 00:50:27,850
WHY WOULD I ASK MY WIFE
TO HIT ON A WOMAN?
1295
00:50:27,894 --> 00:50:29,635
BECAUSE, MARTY,
SHE JUST DID, OK?
1296
00:50:29,678 --> 00:50:30,636
SHE HIT ON ME
BIG TIME.
1297
00:50:30,679 --> 00:50:32,725
OK, GOOD,
SO WHY DO I GET BLAMED?
1298
00:50:32,768 --> 00:50:34,161
I HAD NOTHING
TO DO WITH IT.
1299
00:50:34,205 --> 00:50:36,424
SHE DID IT ON HER OWN.
1300
00:50:36,468 --> 00:50:38,383
SHE DID IT ON HER OWN?
1301
00:50:38,426 --> 00:50:40,602
YES, YES. SHE'S GOING
THROUGH SOMETHING, OK?
1302
00:50:40,646 --> 00:50:41,821
GOING THROUGH
SOMETHING?
1303
00:50:41,864 --> 00:50:44,128
YES. SHE'S HAVING
A BREAKDOWN OR SOMETHING.
1304
00:50:44,171 --> 00:50:45,172
IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL.
1305
00:50:45,216 --> 00:50:46,608
LISTEN, I'M JUST
GONNA SAY GOOD-BYE.
1306
00:50:46,652 --> 00:50:48,828
YOU KNOW WHAT? I THINK I'M
JUST GONNA GO TALK TO HER--
1307
00:50:48,871 --> 00:50:50,830
NO. DIVA, I'M JUST
GONNA SAY GOOD-BYE.
1308
00:50:50,873 --> 00:50:52,571
THANK YOU
VERY MUCH--AAH!
1309
00:50:52,614 --> 00:50:54,007
DIDI! DIDI!
1310
00:50:54,051 --> 00:50:55,878
I DON'T NEED TO TALK TO YOU.
I JUST NEED TO SEE LAURA.
1311
00:50:55,922 --> 00:50:56,923
WAIT!
DIDI, DIDI, LISTEN.
1312
00:50:56,966 --> 00:50:58,229
WE JUST GOT TO MAKE
SURE THAT WE OWN
1313
00:50:58,272 --> 00:51:00,013
OR HAVE THE RIGHTS
TO ALL THE LOTS
1314
00:51:00,057 --> 00:51:01,754
BEFORE WE SHOW THEM
OUR HOMES.
1315
00:51:01,797 --> 00:51:02,885
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
1316
00:51:02,929 --> 00:51:04,626
LAURA. HI, LAURA.
1317
00:51:04,670 --> 00:51:05,627
HI, DIDI.
1318
00:51:05,671 --> 00:51:07,586
I NEED TO SHOW YOU
SOMETHING.
1319
00:51:07,629 --> 00:51:08,848
I'M SORRY TO
BARGE IN ON YOU.
1320
00:51:08,891 --> 00:51:11,416
HI, HI, HI.
HI, I'M DIDI.
1321
00:51:11,459 --> 00:51:12,330
THIS IS DIDI.
1322
00:51:12,373 --> 00:51:13,592
THIS IS DAVE
AND EVIE PEMBROKE.
1323
00:51:13,635 --> 00:51:14,810
BILLY AND CAROL
YOU KNOW.
1324
00:51:14,854 --> 00:51:16,682
AND THIS IS
OUR FRIEND DIDI,
1325
00:51:16,725 --> 00:51:19,467
WHO, UH...
FORGOT HER PURSE
1326
00:51:19,511 --> 00:51:21,600
AND HAS NOW...
LOCATED IT.
1327
00:51:21,643 --> 00:51:24,733
I'M GONNA WALK HER
TO THE DOOR, OK?
1328
00:51:24,777 --> 00:51:25,734
LAURA.
1329
00:51:25,778 --> 00:51:28,694
THIS IS A BROCHURE
ON AN ARTS FAIR
1330
00:51:28,737 --> 00:51:29,738
AND A SCULPTURE
SYMPO-SIUM
1331
00:51:29,782 --> 00:51:31,740
THAT THEY'RE HAVING
IN MONTEREY.
1332
00:51:31,784 --> 00:51:34,047
OH, A SYMPOSIUM.
1333
00:51:34,091 --> 00:51:35,135
OK, OK.
1334
00:51:35,179 --> 00:51:37,137
SO I'LL BE WITH YOU
IN A MINUTE, DAVE.
1335
00:51:37,181 --> 00:51:38,791
SAY GOOD-BYE NOW.
OK?
1336
00:51:38,834 --> 00:51:41,533
LET GO OF MY--
YOU'RE BEING AN ASSHOLE.
1337
00:51:41,576 --> 00:51:43,970
[WHISPERING] I'm not
being an asshole.
1338
00:51:44,013 --> 00:51:46,494
LET GO OF ME,
PIN DICK.
1339
00:51:46,538 --> 00:51:47,626
COME JOIN US, DIDI.
1340
00:51:47,669 --> 00:51:49,889
JOIN--
HONEY, JOIN US?
1341
00:51:49,932 --> 00:51:50,977
YEAH.
1342
00:51:51,020 --> 00:51:52,935
I DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHY YOU'RE SO UPSET.
1343
00:51:52,979 --> 00:51:55,721
YOU'RE THE ONE THAT WANTED ME
TO SLEEP WITH HER.
1344
00:51:55,764 --> 00:51:57,288
WHY AM I SO UPSET?
1345
00:51:57,331 --> 00:51:59,681
BECAUSE I THINK YOU
SINGLE-HANDEDLY
1346
00:51:59,725 --> 00:52:01,770
BLEW THE PEMBROKE DEAL
TODAY, LAURA.
1347
00:52:01,814 --> 00:52:02,815
THAT'S WHY I'M SO UPSET.
1348
00:52:02,858 --> 00:52:04,077
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S
GOTTEN INTO YOU.
1349
00:52:04,121 --> 00:52:06,123
HONESTLY, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU.
1350
00:52:06,166 --> 00:52:08,168
WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO ME?
1351
00:52:08,212 --> 00:52:10,823
WELL, ARE YOU GAY?
ARE YOU GAY NOW?
1352
00:52:10,866 --> 00:52:12,955
NO. NO, I AM NOT GAY.
1353
00:52:12,999 --> 00:52:14,218
ARE YOU BI?
1354
00:52:14,261 --> 00:52:16,829
UHH. NO.
NO, I DON'T KNOW.
1355
00:52:16,872 --> 00:52:20,789
I MEAN, I THOUGHT I KNEW,
BUT NOW I DON'T.
1356
00:52:20,833 --> 00:52:21,703
NOW I DON'T.
1357
00:52:21,747 --> 00:52:23,052
OK, BECAUSE
I GOT TO TELL YOU,
1358
00:52:23,096 --> 00:52:24,924
I WAS WATCHING SOME OF
YOUR MOVES THE OTHER NIGHT,
1359
00:52:24,967 --> 00:52:26,708
IT WAS LIKE WATCHING
AN OLD PRO WORK, OK?
1360
00:52:26,752 --> 00:52:29,755
I THOUGHT I WAS IN A PAVAROTTI
CONCERT FOR A MINUTE THERE.
1361
00:52:29,798 --> 00:52:33,541
HAVE YOU BEEN WITH DIDI
BEFORE? TELL THE TRUTH.
1362
00:52:33,585 --> 00:52:34,629
NO, I HAVEN'T.
1363
00:52:34,673 --> 00:52:36,892
I HAVEN'T BEEN
WITH DIDI BEFORE.
1364
00:52:36,936 --> 00:52:38,677
[SIGHS]
BEFORE 2 NIGHTS AGO,
1365
00:52:38,720 --> 00:52:42,202
I HAD NEVER SLEPT
WITH A WOMAN BEFORE, OK?
1366
00:52:42,246 --> 00:52:43,551
THAT'S THE TRUTH.
1367
00:52:43,595 --> 00:52:46,163
WELL, YOU WOULDN'T KNOW THAT
BY WATCHING YOU WORK.
1368
00:52:46,206 --> 00:52:48,208
I KNOW. YOU KNOW,
I KNOW THAT.
1369
00:52:48,252 --> 00:52:49,688
I KNOW THAT BECAUSE...
1370
00:52:49,731 --> 00:52:50,645
I--I--BECAUSE...
1371
00:52:50,689 --> 00:52:52,604
IT'S THAT--
YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS?
1372
00:52:52,647 --> 00:52:54,562
IT'S THAT
HOME-COURT-ADVANTAGE THING
1373
00:52:54,606 --> 00:52:55,781
THAT YOU WERE
TALKING ABOUT.
1374
00:52:55,824 --> 00:52:57,217
I KNEW YOU--
GOD, LOOK AT THIS--
1375
00:52:57,261 --> 00:52:59,785
I KNEW YOU WERE
GOING TO SAY THAT.
1376
00:52:59,828 --> 00:53:01,003
YOU KNOW HOW I KNEW?
1377
00:53:01,047 --> 00:53:03,354
ASK ME HOW YOU KNEW.
YOU KNOW HOW I KNEW?
1378
00:53:03,397 --> 00:53:04,659
HOW DID YOU KNOW,
MARTY?
1379
00:53:04,703 --> 00:53:06,705
BECAUSE I MADE THE
HOME-COURT-ADVANTAGE THING UP.
1380
00:53:06,748 --> 00:53:09,098
IT'S BULLSHIT,
AND I MADE IT UP.
1381
00:53:09,142 --> 00:53:10,056
BUT IT'S TRUE!
1382
00:53:10,099 --> 00:53:11,013
NO, IT'S BULLSHIT.
1383
00:53:11,057 --> 00:53:13,059
DON'T BULLSHIT
A BULLSHIT ARTIST.
1384
00:53:13,102 --> 00:53:15,148
I'M TELLING YOU
IT'S TRUE.
1385
00:53:15,192 --> 00:53:17,759
IT WAS LIKE I KNEW
EXACTLY WHAT TO DO
1386
00:53:17,803 --> 00:53:18,673
TO PLEASE DIDI.
1387
00:53:18,717 --> 00:53:19,805
AND IT WAS SO,
1388
00:53:19,848 --> 00:53:21,981
OH, MY GOD,
IT WAS SO POWERFUL,
1389
00:53:22,024 --> 00:53:23,243
AND IT WAS NICE,
1390
00:53:23,287 --> 00:53:25,550
AND, GOD, AND THEN SHE
DID THESE THINGS TO ME,
1391
00:53:25,593 --> 00:53:27,508
AND I THOUGHT
I WAS JUST GONNA...
1392
00:53:27,552 --> 00:53:29,815
MELT AND GYRATE
AROUND THE ROOM.
1393
00:53:29,858 --> 00:53:32,078
I WAS THERE. I DON'T NEED
TO HEAR THE MINUTES READ BACK.
1394
00:53:32,121 --> 00:53:34,080
I WAS THERE. I WAS
IN THE ROOM, REMEMBER?
1395
00:53:34,123 --> 00:53:36,256
THAT WAS ME, THE GUY
WITH HIS THUMB UP HIS ASS.
1396
00:53:36,300 --> 00:53:38,780
THAT WAS ME.
FINE.
1397
00:53:40,608 --> 00:53:41,870
[BEEP]
1398
00:53:41,914 --> 00:53:43,481
MARTY?
1399
00:53:43,524 --> 00:53:44,743
YEAH?
1400
00:53:44,786 --> 00:53:45,961
LISTEN, I NEED TO LEAVE
A LITTLE EARLY TODAY.
1401
00:53:46,005 --> 00:53:47,485
DONALD AND I ARE SUPPOSED
TO GO TO BIG BEAR
1402
00:53:47,528 --> 00:53:49,313
TO CHECK OUT
THIS BANQUET HALL.
1403
00:53:49,356 --> 00:53:51,837
THERE'S A GIANT
OVERSTUFFED MOOSE HEAD
1404
00:53:51,880 --> 00:53:53,055
THAT HE'S CONVINCED
1405
00:53:53,099 --> 00:53:54,492
SHOULD BE THE CENTERPIECE
FOR OUR RECEPTION.
1406
00:53:54,535 --> 00:53:56,798
I HAVE TO BE THERE
TO TELL HIM HOW WRONG HE IS.
1407
00:53:56,842 --> 00:54:00,367
FINE. FINE,
TAKE THE DAY OFF.
1408
00:54:00,411 --> 00:54:02,064
LISTEN, DIVA,
1409
00:54:02,108 --> 00:54:04,284
ABOUT YESTERDAY,
I--I'M REALLY SORRY.
1410
00:54:04,328 --> 00:54:08,157
NO, MARTY. DON'T WORRY
ABOUT IT. IT'S COOL.
1411
00:54:30,615 --> 00:54:32,573
LAURA?
1412
00:54:34,706 --> 00:54:37,709
LAURA? LAURA? LAURA?
1413
00:54:37,752 --> 00:54:39,580
[BED SQUEAKING]
1414
00:54:39,624 --> 00:54:40,712
[LAUGHTER]
1415
00:54:40,755 --> 00:54:42,844
WHAT--WHAT IS--
1416
00:54:43,671 --> 00:54:45,412
DIVA?
1417
00:54:45,456 --> 00:54:47,719
OH, I CAN'T
BELIEVE THIS, OK?
1418
00:54:47,762 --> 00:54:48,981
MARTY, DON'T BE UPSET.
1419
00:54:49,024 --> 00:54:50,852
DON'T BE UPSET?
WHAT SHOULD I BE, LAURA?
1420
00:54:50,896 --> 00:54:52,419
I COME HOME, AND MY WIFE
AND MY ASSISTANT
1421
00:54:52,463 --> 00:54:54,334
ARE IN BED TOGETHER.
WHAT SHOULD I BE?
1422
00:54:54,378 --> 00:54:56,684
NO, IT'S NOT LIKE THAT.
1423
00:54:56,728 --> 00:54:57,729
OH, IT'S NOT
LIKE THAT?
1424
00:54:57,772 --> 00:54:59,557
WHAT'S IT LIKE? OK?
IT IS LIKE THAT.
1425
00:54:59,600 --> 00:55:01,036
YOU'RE SCREWIN'
AROUND ON ME.
1426
00:55:01,080 --> 00:55:03,561
NO, MARTY, SHE'S NOT SCREWING
AROUND ON YOU, I PROMISE.
1427
00:55:03,604 --> 00:55:05,954
HEY, DIVA, YOU LIED.
OK? OK? YOU LIED.
1428
00:55:05,998 --> 00:55:08,827
YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING
TO LOOK AT A MOOSE HEAD,
1429
00:55:08,870 --> 00:55:10,959
WHICH I GOT TO SAY
IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE
1430
00:55:11,003 --> 00:55:12,352
OF WHAT YOU'RE
LOOKING AT.
1431
00:55:12,396 --> 00:55:15,442
MARTY, THE SHOWING GOT CANCELED.
I DIDN'T LIE TO YOU.
1432
00:55:15,486 --> 00:55:16,443
WE DECIDED NOT TO GO.
1433
00:55:16,487 --> 00:55:18,706
OK, GOOD. THEN YOU
GO BACK TO WORK.
1434
00:55:18,750 --> 00:55:21,013
YOU DON'T COME HERE
AND BURROW YOUR HEAD
1435
00:55:21,056 --> 00:55:23,145
IN BETWEEN
MY WIFE'S LEGS, OK?
1436
00:55:23,189 --> 00:55:25,713
MARTY! WHY ARE YOU
DOING THIS?
1437
00:55:25,757 --> 00:55:26,845
DOING WHAT?
1438
00:55:26,888 --> 00:55:28,063
THIS--THIS WAS FOR YOU.
1439
00:55:28,107 --> 00:55:32,241
THIS WAS FOR YOU.
WE ARE WARMING UP FOR YOU.
1440
00:55:32,285 --> 00:55:33,155
WARMING UP.
1441
00:55:33,199 --> 00:55:34,156
WAITING FOR YOU.
1442
00:55:34,200 --> 00:55:35,244
WAITING FOR ME.
1443
00:55:35,288 --> 00:55:36,376
WE WERE, MARTY.
1444
00:55:36,420 --> 00:55:37,899
YES, THIS WAS SUPPOSED
TO BE A SURPRISE,
1445
00:55:37,943 --> 00:55:41,686
'CAUSE I WAS PLANNING
A LITTLE THREE-WAY FOR YOU.
1446
00:55:41,729 --> 00:55:43,775
A SURPRISE FOR ME?
1447
00:55:43,818 --> 00:55:46,647
YES, SO COME ON IN,
BABE.
1448
00:55:46,691 --> 00:55:48,345
LAURA,
DO YOU REALLY THINK
1449
00:55:48,388 --> 00:55:50,216
I'M GOING
TO FALL FOR THAT?
1450
00:55:50,259 --> 00:55:52,871
[ALL THREE MOANING]
1451
00:55:56,135 --> 00:55:57,223
OK.
1452
00:55:57,266 --> 00:55:59,617
OH. OK,
THAT WAS A GOOD...
1453
00:55:59,660 --> 00:56:02,489
SURPRISE THREE-WAY,
LAURA. WE CAN STOP NOW.
1454
00:56:02,533 --> 00:56:03,751
OK, LAURA.
1455
00:56:03,795 --> 00:56:06,319
[LOUD MOANING]
1456
00:56:06,667 --> 00:56:10,018
OK, LAURA, EVERYONE'S
GOOD AND WARMED UP.
1457
00:56:10,062 --> 00:56:11,803
OK.
1458
00:56:13,761 --> 00:56:15,676
OK, LAURA, WE'RE...
1459
00:56:16,851 --> 00:56:20,028
OK, LAURA, HOW STUPID
DO I LOOK, OK?
1460
00:56:20,072 --> 00:56:22,422
WARMING UP FOR ME.
1461
00:56:23,075 --> 00:56:24,598
WARMING UP FOR ME.
1462
00:56:24,642 --> 00:56:27,427
HOW STUPID DO I LOOK,
HUH?
1463
00:56:29,516 --> 00:56:30,822
Murphy:
SO, MARTY, WHAT'S UP?
1464
00:56:30,865 --> 00:56:32,040
YOU SEEM A LITTLE LOW.
1465
00:56:32,084 --> 00:56:35,566
Marty: LOW?
YEAH, I GUESS.
1466
00:56:35,609 --> 00:56:37,089
WHAT'S UP?
1467
00:56:37,132 --> 00:56:38,743
NOTHING, NOTHING.
1468
00:56:38,786 --> 00:56:40,048
COME ON,
WHAT'S GOING ON?
1469
00:56:40,092 --> 00:56:42,399
SOMETHING WITH LAURA
AND I, YOU KNOW.
1470
00:56:42,442 --> 00:56:44,183
WE'RE GOING
THROUGH SOMETHING.
1471
00:56:44,226 --> 00:56:47,665
WHAT? SHE'S SLEEPING
WITH A WOMAN?
1472
00:56:48,187 --> 00:56:51,364
YOU GUESSED THAT?
WHO TOLD YOU THAT?
1473
00:56:51,408 --> 00:56:52,147
WHAT?
1474
00:56:52,191 --> 00:56:53,366
YOU GUESSED THAT?
1475
00:56:53,410 --> 00:56:54,976
YEAH. WHAT,
DID I GUESS RIGHT?
1476
00:56:55,020 --> 00:56:57,979
Billy: WAIT A MINUTE.
YOU MEAN YOUR WIFE LAURA
1477
00:56:58,023 --> 00:56:59,677
IS SLEEPING
WITH ANOTHER WOMAN?
1478
00:56:59,720 --> 00:57:02,462
I MEAN, IF YOU WANT
TO GET TECHNICAL,
1479
00:57:02,506 --> 00:57:04,290
SHE'S ACTUALLY
SLEEPING WITH 2 WOMEN.
1480
00:57:04,333 --> 00:57:07,902
YOUR WIFE IS SLEEPING
WITH A COUPLE OF WOMEN?
1481
00:57:07,946 --> 00:57:08,860
WOW.
1482
00:57:08,903 --> 00:57:10,296
HEY, I BEGGED, YOU KNOW?
1483
00:57:10,339 --> 00:57:14,561
I BEGGED AND I PUSHED,
AND, HEY...
1484
00:57:14,605 --> 00:57:15,736
IT HAPPENED, YOU KNOW?
1485
00:57:15,780 --> 00:57:16,868
GOOD FOR YOU.
1486
00:57:16,911 --> 00:57:18,696
ACTUALLY, IT GETS WORSE.
1487
00:57:18,739 --> 00:57:20,437
YOU MEAN IT GETS BETTER.
1488
00:57:20,480 --> 00:57:24,397
NO, IT GETS WORSE.
1489
00:57:24,441 --> 00:57:26,704
SHE'S DOING DIVA.
1490
00:57:26,747 --> 00:57:28,488
DIVA?
1491
00:57:28,532 --> 00:57:30,969
YOUR WIFE IS SLEEPING
WITH YOUR ASSISTANT DIVA?
1492
00:57:31,012 --> 00:57:33,450
WHAT, DIVADIVA?
1493
00:57:33,493 --> 00:57:34,712
YES, YES.
1494
00:57:34,755 --> 00:57:35,800
[LAUGHING]
1495
00:57:35,843 --> 00:57:37,715
IT'S NOT FUNNY,
MURPHY.
1496
00:57:37,758 --> 00:57:38,977
IT'S NOT FUNNY.
1497
00:57:39,020 --> 00:57:41,762
DID SHE HAPPEN TO MENTION
IF SHE WAS ANY GOOD?
1498
00:57:41,806 --> 00:57:44,330
IT'S NOT FUNNY, MURPHY.
IT'S NOT FUNNY.
1499
00:57:44,373 --> 00:57:45,810
ALL RIGHT, I'M SORRY.
BUT YOU KNOW,
1500
00:57:45,853 --> 00:57:49,727
IT'S A VIDEO I WOULD
DEFINITELY GO AND RENT.
1501
00:57:49,770 --> 00:57:53,731
SO, JANE,
HOW WAS YOUR WEEK?
1502
00:57:53,774 --> 00:57:55,210
EVENTFUL, I HOPE.
1503
00:57:55,254 --> 00:57:58,953
OH, NOT AS EVENTFUL
AS LAURA'S.
1504
00:57:59,867 --> 00:58:00,999
YOU TOLD HER?
1505
00:58:01,042 --> 00:58:02,522
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU.
1506
00:58:02,566 --> 00:58:04,045
THAT--
THAT'S A BREACH.
1507
00:58:04,089 --> 00:58:05,394
OK? THAT'S A BREACH.
1508
00:58:05,438 --> 00:58:08,049
HONEY, SHE'S MY BEST FRIEND.
I TELL HER EVERYTHING.
1509
00:58:08,093 --> 00:58:09,050
APPARENTLY YOU DO.
1510
00:58:09,094 --> 00:58:10,182
ARE YOU GONNA TELL ME
1511
00:58:10,225 --> 00:58:11,879
THAT YOU DIDN'T TELL
BILLY AND MURPHY?
1512
00:58:11,923 --> 00:58:14,578
NO. I DIDN'T.
OK? OF COURSE NOT.
1513
00:58:14,621 --> 00:58:16,536
I WOULDN'T DO THAT.
1514
00:58:16,580 --> 00:58:18,277
DID SHE TELL YOU
EVERYTHING?
1515
00:58:18,320 --> 00:58:19,278
OH, YEAH.
1516
00:58:19,321 --> 00:58:21,367
DID SHE TELL YOU
SHE SEDUCED DIVA?
1517
00:58:21,410 --> 00:58:22,760
YUP. I LOVE IT.
1518
00:58:22,803 --> 00:58:24,152
YOU LOVE IT?
1519
00:58:24,196 --> 00:58:24,936
GOOD, JANE.
1520
00:58:24,979 --> 00:58:26,633
EGG HER ON.
THAT'S GOOD.
1521
00:58:26,677 --> 00:58:27,852
YOU KNOW WHAT?
AFTER DINNER,
1522
00:58:27,895 --> 00:58:29,070
WE'LL ALL GO DOWN
TO THE FORUM.
1523
00:58:29,114 --> 00:58:31,551
THEY'RE PLAYING WOMEN'S
BASKETBALL TONIGHT.
1524
00:58:31,595 --> 00:58:33,771
SHE CAN JUST
DO THE WHOLE TEAM.
1525
00:58:33,814 --> 00:58:34,902
HOW'S THAT?
1526
00:58:34,946 --> 00:58:37,644
WE'LL JUST THROW HER
IN THE LOCKER ROOM.
1527
00:58:37,688 --> 00:58:40,429
[TV PLAYING]
1528
00:58:45,783 --> 00:58:47,872
[SHUTS TV OFF]
1529
00:58:51,571 --> 00:58:52,572
HEY!
1530
00:58:52,616 --> 00:58:54,661
COME ON, OPEN UP.
REMEMBER ME?
1531
00:58:54,705 --> 00:58:56,707
THE GUY BARELY
PAYING THE MORTGAGE.
1532
00:58:56,750 --> 00:58:57,795
COME ON.
1533
00:58:57,838 --> 00:59:00,885
Laura: OK, OK, OK,
I'M COMIN'. HOLD ON.
1534
00:59:01,363 --> 00:59:04,584
WHY IS THE DOOR LOCKED?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
1535
00:59:04,628 --> 00:59:05,716
NOTHING.
1536
00:59:05,759 --> 00:59:06,760
YOU'RE ALONE?
1537
00:59:06,804 --> 00:59:09,633
YOU'RE IN HERE
ALONE?
1538
00:59:09,676 --> 00:59:11,722
YEAH, I'M ALONE.
1539
00:59:12,374 --> 00:59:13,593
HI, MARTY.
1540
00:59:13,637 --> 00:59:15,595
[LAUGHTER]
1541
00:59:15,639 --> 00:59:16,727
MARTY, DON'T BE MAD.
1542
00:59:16,770 --> 00:59:19,904
DIVA! JANE!
WHAT--
1543
00:59:19,947 --> 00:59:21,209
HELLO, PIN DICK.
1544
00:59:21,253 --> 00:59:23,908
GUESS WHO BROUGHT
THE PLAY TOYS.
1545
00:59:23,951 --> 00:59:26,519
LAURA!
1546
00:59:26,563 --> 00:59:29,000
OH, HEY, MARTY.
1547
00:59:29,043 --> 00:59:30,697
DON'T BE MAD.
1548
00:59:30,741 --> 00:59:32,743
IT'S JUST
A LITTLE NIGHTMARE.
1549
00:59:32,786 --> 00:59:35,267
[TV PLAYING]
1550
00:59:38,052 --> 00:59:41,752
YOU HAD A DREAM
THAT THEY HAD AN ORGY
1551
00:59:41,795 --> 00:59:42,709
AND LOCKED YOU OUT.
1552
00:59:42,753 --> 00:59:45,016
NOT A DREAM,
A NIGHTMARE.
1553
00:59:45,059 --> 00:59:46,017
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
1554
00:59:46,060 --> 00:59:48,367
3 INCREDIBLE WOMEN,
LYING AROUND
1555
00:59:48,410 --> 00:59:51,065
LAPPING UP THE LITTLE
MAN IN THE CANOE--
1556
00:59:51,109 --> 00:59:52,632
I MEAN, WHERE IS
THE NIGHTMARE IN THAT?
1557
00:59:52,676 --> 00:59:55,156
THE NIGHTMARE IS THEY WANTED
NOTHING TO DO WITH ME.
1558
00:59:55,200 --> 00:59:56,636
I WAS LOCKED
OUTSIDE THE DOOR.
1559
00:59:56,680 --> 00:59:59,726
THAT SPEAKS OF SEXUAL
INADEQUACY TO ME.
1560
00:59:59,770 --> 01:00:00,553
EXACTLY.
1561
01:00:00,597 --> 01:00:01,685
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
1562
01:00:01,728 --> 01:00:03,600
HEY, IT WAS
YOUR DREAM.
1563
01:00:03,643 --> 01:00:04,601
ALL I'M SAYING IS,
1564
01:00:04,644 --> 01:00:06,603
IF THAT WERE ME
IN THAT SITUATION
1565
01:00:06,646 --> 01:00:07,516
AND I FOUND MYSELF
1566
01:00:07,560 --> 01:00:08,779
LOCKED OUTSIDE
THE BEDROOM DOOR
1567
01:00:08,822 --> 01:00:10,694
WITH MY SCHMEKLE
IN MY MITT,
1568
01:00:10,737 --> 01:00:12,957
I'D BE THINKING ABOUT
SOME SEX THERAPY,
1569
01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:15,089
THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING.
1570
01:00:16,874 --> 01:00:17,701
[WATER RUNNING]
1571
01:00:17,744 --> 01:00:20,312
ARE YOU MAD, MARTY?
1572
01:00:20,355 --> 01:00:21,792
DON'T BE MAD.
1573
01:00:21,835 --> 01:00:24,403
MAD? NO, I'M NOT MAD.
I'M WORRIED.
1574
01:00:24,446 --> 01:00:26,797
I'M JUSTIFIABLY
WORRIED.
1575
01:00:26,840 --> 01:00:28,015
HONEY,
YOU SHOULDN'T BE.
1576
01:00:28,059 --> 01:00:30,757
I'M JUST EXPERIMENTING
AS A WOMAN.
1577
01:00:30,801 --> 01:00:31,802
REALLY, IT'S NICE.
1578
01:00:31,845 --> 01:00:34,326
OH, THAT'S NICE.
IT'S NICE.
1579
01:00:34,369 --> 01:00:37,546
OBVIOUSLY I'VE BEEN
HIDING THINGS FROM YOU,
1580
01:00:37,590 --> 01:00:39,374
FROM MYSELF, AND...
1581
01:00:39,418 --> 01:00:40,941
I MEAN,
IT'S GONNA BE OK.
1582
01:00:40,985 --> 01:00:45,163
EITHER WAY, IT'S NOT
A BIG DEAL, ALL RIGHT?
1583
01:00:45,206 --> 01:00:46,251
TOMORROW
I'M GOING TO VEGAS,
1584
01:00:46,294 --> 01:00:48,819
AND THE DRIVE
AND THE TIME AWAY
1585
01:00:48,862 --> 01:00:50,516
WILL BE GOOD FOR ME.
OK?
1586
01:00:50,559 --> 01:00:53,519
YOU'RE GOING TO VEGAS
WITH MY SISTER.
1587
01:00:53,562 --> 01:00:55,216
LAURA, LISTEN TO ME,
I'M BEGGING YOU, OK?
1588
01:00:55,260 --> 01:00:57,741
I'M BEGGING YOU. THIS IS
MY BABY SISTER, OK?
1589
01:00:57,784 --> 01:00:58,916
THIS IS MY BABY SISTER.
1590
01:00:58,959 --> 01:01:01,222
MARTY, STOP IT.
WE GO TO VEGAS EVERY YEAR.
1591
01:01:01,266 --> 01:01:02,180
THIS ISN'T EVERY YEAR.
1592
01:01:02,223 --> 01:01:03,616
I AM NOT GOING
TO DISAPPOINT HER.
1593
01:01:03,660 --> 01:01:05,139
NOTHING IS
GOING TO HAPPEN.
1594
01:01:05,183 --> 01:01:07,489
WOULD YOU JUST RELAX?
1595
01:01:07,533 --> 01:01:09,666
ALL SET, LAURA.
1596
01:01:09,709 --> 01:01:11,885
OH, I'M RARING
AND READY TO GO.
1597
01:01:11,929 --> 01:01:14,453
I AM YOUR PRISONER
FOR THE NEXT 24 HOURS.
1598
01:01:14,496 --> 01:01:16,716
JUST DO WITH ME
WHAT YOU WILL.
1599
01:01:16,760 --> 01:01:17,935
OH, GOD.
1600
01:01:17,978 --> 01:01:18,849
LAURA, LISTEN TO ME.
1601
01:01:18,892 --> 01:01:19,980
WE NEED TO POSTPONE
THIS, OK?
1602
01:01:20,024 --> 01:01:21,852
JUST UNTIL WE GET YOU
PROFESSIONAL HELP.
1603
01:01:21,895 --> 01:01:23,723
I DON'T NEED
PROFESSIONAL HELP, MARTY.
1604
01:01:23,767 --> 01:01:25,682
OK, OK. I GOT
A GOOD COMPROMISE.
1605
01:01:25,725 --> 01:01:26,900
SEPARATE ROOMS, OK?
1606
01:01:26,944 --> 01:01:28,728
SEPARATE ROOMS ON
THE FAR SIDE OF THE HOTEL.
1607
01:01:28,772 --> 01:01:29,773
YOU CAN BE
IN THE EAST WING,
1608
01:01:29,816 --> 01:01:31,731
AND SHE CAN BE
IN THE WEST WING.
1609
01:01:31,775 --> 01:01:32,645
LISTEN.
1610
01:01:32,689 --> 01:01:34,212
YOU'RE ON THIN ICE
HERE, LAURA.
1611
01:01:34,255 --> 01:01:35,996
YOU'RE ON THIN ICE HERE.
1612
01:01:36,040 --> 01:01:37,041
LAURA, SWEETIE--BYE.
1613
01:01:37,084 --> 01:01:38,869
NO. NO. DON'T GO
GOOD-BYE. NO, WAIT.
1614
01:01:38,912 --> 01:01:40,740
LAURA, LAURA, LAURA, LAURA.
1615
01:01:40,784 --> 01:01:41,654
BYE, MARTY.
1616
01:01:41,698 --> 01:01:43,264
BYE.
1617
01:01:44,048 --> 01:01:45,397
LAURA!
1618
01:01:45,440 --> 01:01:49,662
LAURA, DON'T YOU DARE
HAVE SEX WITH MY BABY SISTER!
1619
01:02:04,633 --> 01:02:05,983
AHH!
1620
01:02:06,810 --> 01:02:08,159
LAURA.
1621
01:02:10,552 --> 01:02:12,903
[GROANS]
1622
01:02:15,644 --> 01:02:18,430
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
1623
01:02:18,865 --> 01:02:20,171
HEY, BUDDY.
1624
01:02:20,214 --> 01:02:21,128
HEY, MURPHY.
1625
01:02:21,172 --> 01:02:22,739
I MADE MYSELF
A LITTLE SANDWICH.
1626
01:02:22,782 --> 01:02:24,044
NO PROBLEM.
1627
01:02:24,088 --> 01:02:24,958
WHERE'S LAURA?
1628
01:02:25,002 --> 01:02:28,222
SHE'S IN VEGAS
WITH MY SISTER.
1629
01:02:28,875 --> 01:02:31,748
IS SHE DIDDLING
YOUR SISTER?
1630
01:02:32,749 --> 01:02:33,750
SHE IS?
1631
01:02:33,793 --> 01:02:34,751
I DIDN'T SAY THAT.
1632
01:02:34,794 --> 01:02:37,492
YOUR WIFE IS DIDDLING
YOUR SISTER?
1633
01:02:37,536 --> 01:02:39,668
YOUR WIFE IS DIDDLING
YOUR SISTER?
1634
01:02:39,712 --> 01:02:41,627
YOUR WIFE IS DIDDLING
YOUR SISTER?
1635
01:02:41,670 --> 01:02:45,544
YOUR WIFE IS DIDDLING
YOUR SISTER?!
1636
01:02:45,587 --> 01:02:47,633
HA HA HA HA!
THAT'S GREAT!
1637
01:02:47,676 --> 01:02:49,678
YOUR WIFE IS DIDDLING
YOUR SISTER?
1638
01:02:49,722 --> 01:02:51,637
HEY, WHO CAN BLAME HER?
1639
01:02:51,680 --> 01:02:52,986
YOUR SISTER'S A HOTTIE.
1640
01:02:53,030 --> 01:02:55,728
COULD I USE YOUR PHONE?
I WANT TO GO CALL MY WIFE.
1641
01:02:55,772 --> 01:02:57,121
I'D LIKE TO SET
THE TWO OF THEM UP
1642
01:02:57,164 --> 01:02:59,688
FOR A LITTLE LUNCH.
1643
01:02:59,993 --> 01:03:02,343
[CAR ARRIVES]
1644
01:03:02,387 --> 01:03:04,911
ELLEN, BABY?
HEY, HEY, HI.
1645
01:03:04,955 --> 01:03:06,043
YOU HAD FUN?
LOOK AT THIS.
1646
01:03:06,086 --> 01:03:08,741
YOU'RE DRESSED
ALIKE, AND...
1647
01:03:08,785 --> 01:03:09,960
[LAUGHS]
1648
01:03:10,003 --> 01:03:11,222
YOU'RE ALL HAPPY. LOOK
AT YOU. YOU'RE HAPPY.
1649
01:03:11,265 --> 01:03:14,355
YOU WON? YOU WON?
IS THAT WHAT HAPPENED?
1650
01:03:14,399 --> 01:03:15,400
KIND OF.
1651
01:03:15,443 --> 01:03:17,271
NO? YOU LOST,
AND YOU'RE ALL SMILEY
1652
01:03:17,315 --> 01:03:18,490
'CAUSE YOU LOST?
1653
01:03:18,533 --> 01:03:20,622
ACTUALLY,
WE DIDN'T GAMBLE.
1654
01:03:20,666 --> 01:03:22,799
NO. NO GAMBLING.
1655
01:03:22,842 --> 01:03:23,843
I'LL SEE YOU SOON.
1656
01:03:23,887 --> 01:03:25,802
I HAD A WONDERFUL TIME.
1657
01:03:25,845 --> 01:03:26,890
SO DID I. BYE.
1658
01:03:26,933 --> 01:03:29,109
WONDERFUL?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WONDERFUL?
1659
01:03:29,153 --> 01:03:30,241
WHAT? WHAT?
1660
01:03:30,284 --> 01:03:31,808
YOU SAW SHOWS?
YOU SAW SHOWS?
1661
01:03:31,851 --> 01:03:33,461
IS THAT IT? YOU WENT
SHOPPING, RIGHT?
1662
01:03:33,505 --> 01:03:35,855
Laura and Ellen:
NO SHOWS.
1663
01:03:35,899 --> 01:03:37,074
LAURA,LAURA,
1664
01:03:37,117 --> 01:03:39,467
TELL ME YOU DIDN'T
HAVE SEX WITH MY SISTER.
1665
01:03:39,511 --> 01:03:41,730
I DIDN'T HAVE SEX
WITH YOUR SISTER.
1666
01:03:41,774 --> 01:03:43,907
I MEAN, NOT LIKE
YOU'RE THINKING.
1667
01:03:43,950 --> 01:03:45,169
NOT REALLY.
1668
01:03:45,212 --> 01:03:46,692
NOT REALLY? NOT REALLY?
1669
01:03:46,735 --> 01:03:48,085
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN,
NOT REALLY?
1670
01:03:48,128 --> 01:03:50,522
HOW DO YOU NOT REALLY HAVE SEX
WITH SOMEONE'S SISTER?
1671
01:03:50,565 --> 01:03:51,610
COME ON, MARTY.
1672
01:03:51,653 --> 01:03:53,046
I MEAN, WE TALKED.
WE HELD EACH OTHER.
1673
01:03:53,090 --> 01:03:54,526
IT WAS REALLY NICE.
1674
01:03:54,569 --> 01:03:55,875
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
IT'S BEEN SO LONG
1675
01:03:55,919 --> 01:03:57,224
SINCE ANYBODY'S
TOUCHED HER.
1676
01:03:57,268 --> 01:03:59,139
OH, DON'T TELL ME THAT.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THAT.
1677
01:03:59,183 --> 01:04:00,358
DO YOU WANT TO HAVE
BREAKFAST, MARTY?
1678
01:04:00,401 --> 01:04:01,925
BECAUSE I'M GOING TO
HAVE A GIANT BREAKFAST.
1679
01:04:01,968 --> 01:04:05,885
OH, JEEZ, THIS IS BECOMING
A NIGHTMARE WITH YOU.
1680
01:04:05,929 --> 01:04:06,755
NO, IT ISN'T.
1681
01:04:06,799 --> 01:04:07,887
YES.
YES, IT IS.
1682
01:04:07,931 --> 01:04:09,410
NO. YOU'RE TAKING THIS
ALL THE WRONG WAY,
1683
01:04:09,454 --> 01:04:11,456
BECAUSE I AM FEELING
SO GREAT.
1684
01:04:11,499 --> 01:04:12,587
OH, GOOD.
1685
01:04:12,631 --> 01:04:13,980
REALLY. THIS IS GOING
TO BE GOOD FOR US.
1686
01:04:14,024 --> 01:04:15,373
THIS IS GOOD FOR US? THIS IS
GOING TO BE GOOD FOR US?
1687
01:04:15,416 --> 01:04:16,896
HOW IS THIS GOING
TO BE GOOD FOR US?
1688
01:04:16,940 --> 01:04:18,637
YOU HAD SEX WITH MY SISTER.
1689
01:04:18,680 --> 01:04:20,900
HEY, HEY, GOT A BIG
FAMILY REUNION COMING UP.
1690
01:04:20,944 --> 01:04:23,120
WHY DON'T YOU MAKE
A LITTLE WISH LIST?
1691
01:04:23,163 --> 01:04:25,731
WELL, THAT'S IT.
1692
01:04:25,774 --> 01:04:26,688
I'VE BLOWN IT.
1693
01:04:26,732 --> 01:04:29,343
I TURNED HER
INTO A SEX MONSTER.
1694
01:04:29,387 --> 01:04:30,649
SHE'S GOING TO LEAVE ME,
TOO, BILLY.
1695
01:04:30,692 --> 01:04:31,955
I CAN FEEL IT.
1696
01:04:31,998 --> 01:04:34,261
YOU HAVEN'T BLOWN IT.
SHE'S NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
1697
01:04:34,305 --> 01:04:36,916
SO SHE LIKES GIRLS.
BIG DEAL. SO DO YOU.
1698
01:04:36,960 --> 01:04:39,397
NOW YOU GOT SOMETHING
IN COMMON.
1699
01:04:39,440 --> 01:04:40,833
THIS IS WHAT YOU WANTED.
1700
01:04:40,877 --> 01:04:42,748
RELAX.
ENJOY IT.
1701
01:04:42,791 --> 01:04:44,532
THAT'S EASY FOR YOU
TO SAY, BILLY.
1702
01:04:44,576 --> 01:04:45,794
IT'S NOT YOUR WIFE.
1703
01:04:45,838 --> 01:04:47,709
NOW, IF IT WAS MY WIFE,
1704
01:04:47,753 --> 01:04:48,797
I'D BE DIGGING IT.
1705
01:04:48,841 --> 01:04:50,887
BUT THAT AIN'T NEVER
GOING TO HAPPEN.
1706
01:04:50,930 --> 01:04:54,803
CAROL IS TOO DAMN HUNGRY
TO BOTHER HAVING SEX.
1707
01:05:06,250 --> 01:05:09,166
♪ WHY LIVE IN
SO MUCH MISERY ♪
1708
01:05:09,209 --> 01:05:11,951
♪ DAY AFTER DAY
1709
01:05:11,995 --> 01:05:14,911
♪ WHEN THERE IS
SO MUCH HAPPINESS ♪
1710
01:05:14,954 --> 01:05:17,391
♪ FLOWING MY WAY?
1711
01:05:17,435 --> 01:05:19,741
HEY, JUST SPOKE
TO PEMBROKE.
1712
01:05:19,785 --> 01:05:21,743
GOT SOME PRETTY GOOD
NEWS FOR YOU.
1713
01:05:21,787 --> 01:05:24,659
THE GUY SOUNDS VERY,
VERY INTERESTED.
1714
01:05:24,703 --> 01:05:25,834
YEAH?
1715
01:05:25,878 --> 01:05:27,184
AAH! GEE!
1716
01:05:27,227 --> 01:05:29,577
WHAT THE HELL
WAS THAT FOR?
1717
01:05:29,621 --> 01:05:34,017
THAT'S FOR YOU AND
YOUR WIFE'S BIG MOUTH.
1718
01:05:34,843 --> 01:05:35,975
I'M SORRY, HONEY.
1719
01:05:36,019 --> 01:05:38,282
I--I DID TELL CAROL
ABOUT WHAT YOU TOLD ME
1720
01:05:38,325 --> 01:05:41,763
ABOUT BILLY'S GIRLFRIEND
IN FRESNO.
1721
01:05:41,807 --> 01:05:43,722
I'M--I'M SORRY.
1722
01:05:44,462 --> 01:05:46,507
LOOK, I WAS
IN A WEAKENED STATE,
1723
01:05:46,551 --> 01:05:49,336
AND WE WERE TALKING, AND...
1724
01:05:49,380 --> 01:05:51,164
SHE WAS VULNERABLE, AND...
1725
01:05:51,208 --> 01:05:53,558
SHE WAS HUNGRY,
AND SHE JUST NEEDED SOMEONE
1726
01:05:53,601 --> 01:05:55,429
TO SHARE A PIZZA WITH
1727
01:05:55,473 --> 01:05:57,910
AND NOT BE JUDGED FOR IT.
1728
01:05:57,954 --> 01:05:58,998
SHE REALLY NEEDED ME.
1729
01:05:59,042 --> 01:06:02,001
CAROL REALLY, REALLY
NEEDED ME.
1730
01:06:02,045 --> 01:06:03,742
SHE DID.
1731
01:06:05,700 --> 01:06:06,701
HEY, MARTY,
1732
01:06:06,745 --> 01:06:08,007
HOW'S THAT HOT LITTLE
WIFE OF YOURS?
1733
01:06:08,051 --> 01:06:11,489
WOULDN'T MIND GETTING ME
SOME OF THAT ACTION.
1734
01:06:11,880 --> 01:06:14,492
I'D BANG YOUR WIFE
SO HARD, MARTY,
1735
01:06:14,535 --> 01:06:15,362
YOU'D THINK A BRASS BAND
1736
01:06:15,406 --> 01:06:16,668
WAS COMING DOWN
THE STREET.
1737
01:06:16,711 --> 01:06:17,843
"WHO'S MY BITCH?
WHO'S MY BITCH?"
1738
01:06:17,886 --> 01:06:19,845
I'LL HAVE HER SCREAMING,
"WHO'S MY BITCH?"
1739
01:06:19,888 --> 01:06:22,848
I WOULD GO SO FAR DOWN
ON YOUR WIFE
1740
01:06:22,891 --> 01:06:23,849
YOU'D NEED A PASSPORT
1741
01:06:23,892 --> 01:06:25,503
TO GET HER OUT
OF CENTRAL AMERICA.
1742
01:06:25,546 --> 01:06:27,244
I WAS WITH YOUR WIFE SO LONG
1743
01:06:27,287 --> 01:06:30,160
I GOT TO PUT MY TONGUE
IN A SLING.
1744
01:06:30,203 --> 01:06:31,117
I'D CHEW HER BOX
1745
01:06:31,161 --> 01:06:33,032
LIKE A FUCKIN'
HAMSTER.
1746
01:06:33,076 --> 01:06:35,817
NG, NG, NG,
NA! NA!
1747
01:06:48,656 --> 01:06:49,570
HEY, BABE.
1748
01:06:49,614 --> 01:06:50,615
DR. BERMAN CALLED.
1749
01:06:50,658 --> 01:06:53,792
HE WANTS YOU
TO CALL HIM RIGHT AWAY.
1750
01:06:53,835 --> 01:06:55,489
ALL RIGHT.
1751
01:06:59,450 --> 01:07:00,407
WELL, MARTY,
1752
01:07:00,451 --> 01:07:03,671
WE, UH, FOUND A POLYP.
1753
01:07:03,932 --> 01:07:06,109
WE NEED TO TAKE IT OUT.
1754
01:07:06,152 --> 01:07:07,806
TAKE IT OUT.
1755
01:07:07,849 --> 01:07:09,851
WHAT DOES THAT
MEAN--SURGERY?
1756
01:07:09,895 --> 01:07:11,201
WELL, WE DO IT HERE NOW
1757
01:07:11,244 --> 01:07:14,552
AND RUN A TEST
TO MAKE SURE IT'S BENIGN.
1758
01:07:14,595 --> 01:07:16,467
DO IT RIGHT HERE?
1759
01:07:16,510 --> 01:07:19,992
IT'S A VERY SIMPLE
PROCEDURE, REALLY.
1760
01:07:20,036 --> 01:07:21,167
A LITTLE BIT OF PREP WORK.
1761
01:07:21,211 --> 01:07:23,822
IT'S JUST ONE MACHINE--
WORKS WITH LASERS.
1762
01:07:23,865 --> 01:07:26,346
NICE MACHINE--
IT'S MADE BY SONY.
1763
01:07:26,390 --> 01:07:28,609
SONY.
1764
01:07:31,525 --> 01:07:34,572
SO, DID I TELL YOU I BOUGHT
THAT PORSCHE BOXSTER?
1765
01:07:34,615 --> 01:07:36,661
♪ BABY, BABY ME
1766
01:07:36,704 --> 01:07:39,838
♪ MY LOVE,
YOU KNOW I WILL ♪
1767
01:07:39,881 --> 01:07:42,014
SWEETIE,
WAKE UP.
1768
01:07:42,058 --> 01:07:43,798
WAKE UP, HONEY.
1769
01:07:43,842 --> 01:07:44,886
YOU NEED TO EAT
SOMETHING.
1770
01:07:44,930 --> 01:07:46,105
I'M NOT HUNGRY, LAURA.
I'M NOT HUNGRY.
1771
01:07:46,149 --> 01:07:47,672
HONEY, YOU HAVEN'T
EATEN ALL DAY.
1772
01:07:47,715 --> 01:07:48,629
JUST HAVE A LITTLE SOUP.
1773
01:07:48,673 --> 01:07:50,414
I DON'T WANT ANY SOUP.
I CAN'T...
1774
01:07:50,457 --> 01:07:54,679
HONEY, LISTEN HERE.
LET ME HELP YOU UP.
1775
01:07:54,722 --> 01:07:55,854
WHAT?
1776
01:07:55,897 --> 01:07:57,682
WHY IS IT SO IMPORTANT
THAT I EAT THE SOUP?
1777
01:07:57,725 --> 01:07:58,770
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
1778
01:07:58,813 --> 01:07:59,814
WHAT'D YOU PUT IN MY SOUP?
1779
01:07:59,858 --> 01:08:01,468
DID YOU PUT SOMETHING
IN MY SOUP?
1780
01:08:01,512 --> 01:08:02,339
MARTY.
1781
01:08:02,382 --> 01:08:03,427
IS THAT IT?
1782
01:08:03,470 --> 01:08:04,384
SLIPPED A LITTLE DOOZY
IN MARTY'S SOUP,
1783
01:08:04,428 --> 01:08:06,125
SEND HIM OFF
TO ALL-BOY HEAVEN?
1784
01:08:06,169 --> 01:08:07,909
THEN MOVE ONE OF YOUR
LITTLE BETTYS IN HERE?
1785
01:08:07,953 --> 01:08:09,346
IS THAT WHAT'S GOING ON?
1786
01:08:09,389 --> 01:08:10,825
YOU'RE DELIRIOUS.
1787
01:08:10,869 --> 01:08:13,741
I'M NOT DELIRIOUS. NOT WITH
EVERYTHING THAT'S GOING ON.
1788
01:08:13,785 --> 01:08:15,656
IT'S NOT THAT FAR-FETCHED.
1789
01:08:15,700 --> 01:08:18,050
PERFECT TIME.
BLAME IT ON THE POLYP.
1790
01:08:18,094 --> 01:08:20,792
HOW DO I KNOW YOU DIDN'T
PUT SOMETHING IN THIS SOUP?
1791
01:08:20,835 --> 01:08:22,620
YOU'RE BEING
RIDICULOUS, HONEY.
1792
01:08:22,663 --> 01:08:25,927
WOULD YOU LIKE ME
TO TRY THE SOUP?
1793
01:08:25,971 --> 01:08:28,060
YEAH. YEAH,
YOU HAVE THE SOUP.
1794
01:08:28,104 --> 01:08:29,801
YOU HAVE THE SOUP.
1795
01:08:29,844 --> 01:08:31,759
SUCH GREAT SOUP.
1796
01:08:37,069 --> 01:08:37,983
I'M SORRY.
1797
01:08:38,026 --> 01:08:39,724
I'M SORRY.
I'M JUST WIPED OUT.
1798
01:08:39,767 --> 01:08:40,812
I'M SORRY.
1799
01:08:40,855 --> 01:08:44,381
HONEY, I'M SORRY.
I'M SORRY, BABY.
1800
01:08:44,424 --> 01:08:45,904
[LAUGHS]
I'M SORRY.
1801
01:08:45,947 --> 01:08:48,820
HEY, I'M SORRY.
COME HERE.
1802
01:08:48,863 --> 01:08:50,430
COME HERE.
1803
01:08:51,692 --> 01:08:52,693
I'M SORRY.
1804
01:08:52,737 --> 01:08:54,391
IT'S OK.
1805
01:08:54,434 --> 01:08:56,958
♪ I'M GONNA LOVE YOU
1806
01:08:57,002 --> 01:08:58,699
IT'S GOOD SOUP.
1807
01:08:59,787 --> 01:09:01,615
♪ SO HOLD ME AND TELL ME
1808
01:09:01,659 --> 01:09:04,836
♪ THAT EVERYTHING'S
ALL RIGHT ♪
1809
01:09:04,879 --> 01:09:08,361
♪ AND, BABY,
NOW'S THE TIME ♪
1810
01:09:08,405 --> 01:09:10,798
♪ OH, DARLIN',
TAKE MY HAND ♪
1811
01:09:10,842 --> 01:09:14,150
♪ OH, BABY, BE MY GIRL
1812
01:09:14,193 --> 01:09:16,500
♪ YOU'LL BE
MY LOVIN' MAN ♪
1813
01:09:16,543 --> 01:09:18,676
♪ SAY THAT YOU'RE MINE
1814
01:09:18,719 --> 01:09:19,807
♪ I'M YOURS
1815
01:09:19,851 --> 01:09:21,679
♪ THAT YOU
LOVE ME TRUE ♪
1816
01:09:21,722 --> 01:09:22,593
♪ I DO
1817
01:09:22,636 --> 01:09:24,116
♪ AND, BABY
1818
01:09:24,160 --> 01:09:26,423
♪ BABY ME
1819
01:09:26,466 --> 01:09:28,903
♪ AND I WILL BABY YOU
1820
01:09:28,947 --> 01:09:30,470
♪ WHOA, WHOA
1821
01:09:30,514 --> 01:09:31,950
♪ WHOA, WHOA
1822
01:09:31,993 --> 01:09:34,822
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
1823
01:09:35,475 --> 01:09:36,737
HELLO?
1824
01:09:36,781 --> 01:09:37,651
YEAH.
JUST A MOMENT.
1825
01:09:37,695 --> 01:09:40,176
♪ OOH, BABY, YEAH, YEAH
1826
01:09:40,219 --> 01:09:41,177
♪ WHOA, WHOA
1827
01:09:41,220 --> 01:09:43,135
♪ WHOA, WHOA
1828
01:09:43,179 --> 01:09:46,182
♪ OOH, BABY, YEAH, YEAH
1829
01:09:46,791 --> 01:09:48,184
HONEY...
1830
01:09:48,662 --> 01:09:50,838
IT'S DR. BERMAN.
1831
01:09:51,970 --> 01:09:52,623
HELLO?
1832
01:09:52,666 --> 01:09:54,668
MARTY, JERRY BERMAN.
1833
01:09:54,712 --> 01:09:58,237
WELL, THESE CALLS
GO ONE OF TWO WAYS.
1834
01:09:58,281 --> 01:10:02,241
THIS ONE'S GOING YOUR WAY,
MARTY. YOU'RE FINE.
1835
01:10:02,285 --> 01:10:04,200
YOU SHOULD HAVE
A GOOD LIFE.
1836
01:10:04,243 --> 01:10:05,723
GIVE LAURA MY LOVE.
1837
01:10:05,766 --> 01:10:07,203
AND, MARTY, I GOT TO TELL YOU.
I'VE KNOWN YOU A LONG TIME.
1838
01:10:07,246 --> 01:10:11,511
YOU'RE THE BIGGEST BABY
I'VE EVER OPERATED ON, EVER.
1839
01:10:11,555 --> 01:10:12,817
I MEAN IT.
1840
01:10:12,860 --> 01:10:14,514
A WUSS, MARTY.
1841
01:10:14,558 --> 01:10:15,950
OK. BYE-BYE.
1842
01:10:15,994 --> 01:10:17,517
BYE.
1843
01:10:18,431 --> 01:10:19,476
IT'S OK.
1844
01:10:19,519 --> 01:10:20,390
OH.
1845
01:10:20,433 --> 01:10:21,826
IT'S OK.
1846
01:10:24,176 --> 01:10:26,309
[LAUGHS]
1847
01:10:26,352 --> 01:10:27,614
AAH!
1848
01:10:27,658 --> 01:10:30,226
[LAUGHS]
1849
01:10:31,270 --> 01:10:32,837
MARTY?
1850
01:10:33,490 --> 01:10:35,579
I LOVE YOU.
1851
01:10:36,188 --> 01:10:38,451
THE SCARE WAS
REALLY GOOD FOR ME.
1852
01:10:38,495 --> 01:10:41,019
IT MADE ME REALIZE
HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU.
1853
01:10:41,062 --> 01:10:42,934
LATELY, I'VE BEEN THINKING
1854
01:10:42,977 --> 01:10:46,285
I WAS HIDING
THIS DARK DESIRE FROM YOU,
1855
01:10:46,329 --> 01:10:47,678
BUT I HAVEN'T BEEN--
1856
01:10:47,721 --> 01:10:49,810
NOT AT ALL.
1857
01:10:49,854 --> 01:10:51,247
IT'S NOT WHAT I WANT.
1858
01:10:51,290 --> 01:10:53,292
I WANT WHAT WE HAVE.
1859
01:10:53,336 --> 01:10:54,946
IT'S SO MUCH MORE
IMPORTANT TO ME
1860
01:10:54,989 --> 01:10:57,122
THAN HAVING SEX WITH WOMEN.
1861
01:10:57,165 --> 01:10:58,863
I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT.
1862
01:10:59,167 --> 01:11:00,430
I ONLY WANT TO BE
WITH YOU.
1863
01:11:00,473 --> 01:11:02,606
REALLY. THAT'S WHAT
I FIGURED OUT.
1864
01:11:02,649 --> 01:11:06,740
I--I JUST WANT
TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU.
1865
01:11:06,784 --> 01:11:08,786
THANKS, LAURA.
1866
01:11:08,829 --> 01:11:11,441
I GOT TO TELL YOU,
I FEEL THE SAME WAY.
1867
01:11:11,484 --> 01:11:13,834
I REALLY DO.
1868
01:11:13,878 --> 01:11:16,620
A LOT OF SEX, MARTY.
1869
01:11:17,316 --> 01:11:19,579
A LOT OF SEX?
1870
01:11:19,623 --> 01:11:20,624
GREAT, GREAT.
1871
01:11:20,667 --> 01:11:21,929
GOOD.
1872
01:11:21,973 --> 01:11:25,716
I WANT TO TRIPLE THE AMOUNT
OF SEX THAT WE HAVE.
1873
01:11:28,371 --> 01:11:31,852
YOU WANT TO TRIPLE
THE AMOUNT OF SEX WE HAVE?
1874
01:11:32,940 --> 01:11:35,465
THAT'S A LOT OF SEX.
1875
01:11:35,508 --> 01:11:36,857
OW! OW, OW, OW.
1876
01:11:36,901 --> 01:11:40,426
OH, BABY, BABY, BABY.
OH, BABY.
1877
01:11:40,470 --> 01:11:42,298
THAT'S IT!
1878
01:11:42,341 --> 01:11:44,778
[PANTING]
1879
01:11:44,822 --> 01:11:47,041
Laura: DON'T STOP.
DON'T STOP.
1880
01:11:50,393 --> 01:11:51,481
WAS THAT OK?
1881
01:11:51,524 --> 01:11:53,831
YOU COULD DO BETTER.
1882
01:11:53,874 --> 01:11:55,485
BETTER?
1883
01:11:56,355 --> 01:11:58,270
I'M READY AGAIN, MARTY.
WAKE UP.
1884
01:11:58,314 --> 01:12:01,360
AAH! GENTLE, BABE.
GENTLE. OW!
1885
01:12:01,839 --> 01:12:03,928
COME ON.
UP, UP, UP.
1886
01:12:05,059 --> 01:12:06,409
OHH.
1887
01:12:06,452 --> 01:12:08,454
MMM.
1888
01:12:09,716 --> 01:12:13,285
IT'S PLAYTIME.
1889
01:12:17,942 --> 01:12:20,640
[HORN HONKS]
1890
01:12:26,907 --> 01:12:29,562
OH, SHIT,
IT'S THE PEMBROKES.
1891
01:12:29,910 --> 01:12:30,868
HEY, DAVE.
1892
01:12:30,911 --> 01:12:32,086
HEY, MARTY,
HOW YOU DOING?
1893
01:12:32,130 --> 01:12:33,523
HEY, I'M DOING GOOD.
1894
01:12:33,566 --> 01:12:34,828
SORRY TO JUST DROP BY, BUT
WE WERE IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
1895
01:12:34,872 --> 01:12:35,960
I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT
WANT TO TAKE US
1896
01:12:36,003 --> 01:12:37,744
UP IN THE CANYON
AND SHOW US THAT HOUSE.
1897
01:12:37,788 --> 01:12:39,093
THE HOUSE?
YEAH, DEFINITELY.
1898
01:12:39,137 --> 01:12:40,617
LET ME JUST RUN IN AND
TELL LAURA I'M GOING TO GO.
1899
01:12:40,660 --> 01:12:41,922
NO. BRING HER.
1900
01:12:41,966 --> 01:12:43,446
I HAVE A FEELING I'M GOING
TO NEED SOME COMPANY.
1901
01:12:43,489 --> 01:12:44,925
♪ DOO DOO DOO DOO
1902
01:12:44,969 --> 01:12:46,753
♪ DOO DOO DOO DOO-DOO
1903
01:12:46,797 --> 01:12:48,407
♪ DOO DOO DOO DOO
1904
01:12:48,451 --> 01:12:50,975
♪ DOO DOO DOO DOO-DOO
1905
01:12:51,018 --> 01:12:51,976
♪ WELL
1906
01:12:52,019 --> 01:12:55,327
♪ TAKE A LITTLE ADVICE
FROM ME ♪
1907
01:12:55,371 --> 01:12:57,895
♪ PLAY AROUND WITH TNT
1908
01:12:57,938 --> 01:12:59,549
♪ BUT, BABY
1909
01:12:59,592 --> 01:13:04,205
♪ DON'T PLAY AROUND
WITH LOVE ♪
1910
01:13:04,249 --> 01:13:06,773
♪ WELL
1911
01:13:06,817 --> 01:13:08,166
OOPS!
1912
01:13:09,036 --> 01:13:11,691
OH, MARTY, ARE YOU OK?
1913
01:13:12,344 --> 01:13:14,999
Marty: EVERY BEDROOM
HAS ITS OWN BALCONY,
1914
01:13:15,042 --> 01:13:18,002
FIRST-CLASS WINDOWS,
EVERYTHING HIGH-END--
1915
01:13:18,045 --> 01:13:20,308
EVERYTHING,
EVERYTHING.
1916
01:13:20,352 --> 01:13:21,919
WE GET THE BEST
OF EVERYTHING.
1917
01:13:21,962 --> 01:13:23,442
MARTY, THIS IS
A HELL OF A HOUSE.
1918
01:13:23,486 --> 01:13:25,836
I MEAN, THIS KID
IS A REAL TALENT.
1919
01:13:25,879 --> 01:13:27,620
YES. YES, HE IS.
HE'S VERY TALENTED,
1920
01:13:27,664 --> 01:13:29,840
AND I ALSO HAVE
TO SAY HE'S LUCKY
1921
01:13:29,883 --> 01:13:31,189
HE'S GOT A VERY
STRONG PARTNER,
1922
01:13:31,232 --> 01:13:33,191
BECAUSE THIS WAS NOT
AN EASY HOUSE FOR US TO BUILD.
1923
01:13:33,234 --> 01:13:34,845
I AM VERY IMPRESSED
WITH THIS KID'S WORK.
1924
01:13:34,888 --> 01:13:37,804
I'M GLAD. I'M GLAD. WE'VE
PUT A LOT OF WORK INTO THIS.
1925
01:13:37,848 --> 01:13:40,764
WE REALLY HAVE. WE PUT
A LOT OF WORK INTO THIS HOUSE.
1926
01:13:40,807 --> 01:13:43,157
SO, DO YOU REALLY
DISLIKE L.A.?
1927
01:13:43,201 --> 01:13:45,203
ME? NO.
1928
01:13:45,246 --> 01:13:46,465
DAVE DOES.
1929
01:13:46,509 --> 01:13:47,684
WHEN YOU STAY MARRIED
LONG ENOUGH,
1930
01:13:47,727 --> 01:13:49,337
YOU REALLY HAVE
TO THINK HARD SOMETIMES
1931
01:13:49,381 --> 01:13:52,340
WHICH OPINIONS
ARE ACTUALLY YOUR OWN.
1932
01:13:52,384 --> 01:13:54,604
YEAH. I FIND MYSELF
DOING THAT--
1933
01:13:54,647 --> 01:13:57,694
JUST GRAFTING ONTO MARTY'S
LIKES AND DISLIKES.
1934
01:13:57,737 --> 01:13:59,783
HA HA! I HATE
TO ADMIT THIS,
1935
01:13:59,826 --> 01:14:03,700
BUT BEING WITH DAVE
HAS REALLY CHANGED ME.
1936
01:14:03,743 --> 01:14:05,702
I USED TO BE A DEMOCRAT.
1937
01:14:05,745 --> 01:14:08,531
HE TURNED ME
INTO A REPUBLICAN.
1938
01:14:08,574 --> 01:14:10,707
THEY CAN DO THAT.
1939
01:14:10,750 --> 01:14:12,839
YOU KNOW, BEFORE DAVE,
1940
01:14:12,883 --> 01:14:14,798
I WAS ACTUALLY
A BIT OF A LIBERAL.
1941
01:14:14,841 --> 01:14:15,929
WHAT'S THIS ROOM IN HERE?
1942
01:14:15,973 --> 01:14:20,107
THIS ROOM IS GOING
TO BE THE, UM...
1943
01:14:20,151 --> 01:14:22,370
THIS IS THE, UM...
1944
01:14:22,675 --> 01:14:24,024
YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT THIS ROOM IS.
1945
01:14:24,068 --> 01:14:25,896
HE'S GOING TO BE HERE
IN ABOUT 15 MINUTES.
1946
01:14:25,939 --> 01:14:28,638
WE'LL ASK HIM.
1947
01:14:28,681 --> 01:14:31,075
EVIE WANTS
TO HAVE LUNCH.
1948
01:14:31,118 --> 01:14:34,165
LUNCH WITH YOU AND EVIE--
YOU THINK THAT'S A GOOD IDEA?
1949
01:14:34,208 --> 01:14:35,296
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
1950
01:14:35,340 --> 01:14:36,646
WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT?
1951
01:14:36,689 --> 01:14:38,604
HER HUSBAND'S MY ONLY
SERIOUS SHOT AT AN INVESTOR,
1952
01:14:38,648 --> 01:14:40,519
AND YOU HAVE
THE SEXUAL SELF-CONTROL
1953
01:14:40,563 --> 01:14:41,868
OF A 52-YEAR-OLD
SENATOR.
1954
01:14:41,912 --> 01:14:42,739
YOU TELL ME.
1955
01:14:42,782 --> 01:14:45,132
THANK YOU VERY MUCH,
HONEY.
1956
01:14:45,176 --> 01:14:47,744
OH, DAMN, I GOT
A PARKING TICKET.
1957
01:14:47,787 --> 01:14:49,093
GOT A DAMN
PARKING TICKET.
1958
01:14:49,136 --> 01:14:51,617
HONEY, JUST CALM DOWN.
IT'S JUST A PARKING TICKET.
1959
01:14:51,661 --> 01:14:52,705
IT'S NOT
A PARKING TICKET.
1960
01:14:52,749 --> 01:14:54,751
IT'S GOD FUCKING
WITH ME, OK?
1961
01:14:54,794 --> 01:14:56,317
FIRST, HE SENDS
PARKING TICKETS,
1962
01:14:56,361 --> 01:15:00,278
AND THEN HE SENDS
DROUGHT AND FAMINE.
1963
01:15:00,844 --> 01:15:03,673
NO, NO. HE'S NOT IN,
EITHER. NO.
1964
01:15:03,716 --> 01:15:04,848
NO. I ASKED ROVENBERG.
1965
01:15:04,891 --> 01:15:07,764
HE GAVE ME A WHOLE
"MONEY'S TIGHT" SPEECH.
1966
01:15:07,807 --> 01:15:09,287
YEAH,
I'LL FIGURE IT OUT.
1967
01:15:09,330 --> 01:15:11,768
ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
1968
01:15:11,811 --> 01:15:13,117
BYE.
1969
01:15:19,427 --> 01:15:20,603
ALL RIGHT, I'VE BEEN
THINKING ABOUT IT.
1970
01:15:20,646 --> 01:15:22,648
YOU THINK
SHE REALLY LIKES YOU?
1971
01:15:22,692 --> 01:15:24,607
EVIE PEMBROKE?
1972
01:15:24,650 --> 01:15:25,912
YEAH, I THINK
SHE LIKES ME.
1973
01:15:25,956 --> 01:15:28,828
ALL RIGHT, I KNOW THIS IS
GOING TO PISS YOU OFF.
1974
01:15:28,872 --> 01:15:30,090
I KNOW IT'S GOING
TO SOUND BAD,
1975
01:15:30,134 --> 01:15:33,659
BUT I THINK YOU SHOULD
PURSUE IT A LITTLE BIT.
1976
01:15:33,703 --> 01:15:34,921
MARTY.
1977
01:15:34,965 --> 01:15:36,662
MARTY, ARE YOU ASKING ME
TO HAVE SEX WITH EVIE?
1978
01:15:36,706 --> 01:15:40,144
NO. NO, I'M NOT
ASKING YOU TO HAVE--NO.
1979
01:15:40,187 --> 01:15:41,449
I'M ASKING YOU
TO DO, YOU KNOW,
1980
01:15:41,493 --> 01:15:42,581
DO YOUR LITTLE PIZZA GAG
1981
01:15:42,625 --> 01:15:44,931
OR DO YOUR LITTLE RAP
ON HER, YOU KNOW?
1982
01:15:44,975 --> 01:15:45,845
GET COZY WITH HER.
1983
01:15:45,889 --> 01:15:47,978
EXCUSE ME.
I DON'T HAVE A RAP,
1984
01:15:48,021 --> 01:15:49,153
AND I RESENT THIS.
1985
01:15:49,196 --> 01:15:50,371
OK, LAURA,
1986
01:15:50,415 --> 01:15:51,503
I'M JUST ASKING YOU
1987
01:15:51,547 --> 01:15:53,636
TO GET A LITTLE FRIENDLY
WITH THE WOMAN.
1988
01:15:53,679 --> 01:15:54,637
GET TO KNOW HER.
1989
01:15:54,680 --> 01:15:56,552
TALK HER INTO
TALKING HER HUSBAND
1990
01:15:56,595 --> 01:15:58,902
INTO INVESTING
IN MY PROJECT, OK?
1991
01:15:58,945 --> 01:16:00,164
IT'S A FAVOR
I'M ASKING YOU--
1992
01:16:00,207 --> 01:16:02,775
TO KEEP THIS HOUSE, TO
KEEP OUR LIFESTYLE, OK?
1993
01:16:02,819 --> 01:16:04,081
I NEED YOU TO GO IN
1994
01:16:04,124 --> 01:16:06,779
FOR ONE LAST
STRATEGIC HIT.
1995
01:16:06,823 --> 01:16:08,433
UHH.
1996
01:16:10,827 --> 01:16:12,176
WHAT?
1997
01:16:12,611 --> 01:16:13,699
IT WASN'T SUCH
A BIG GODDAMN DEAL
1998
01:16:13,743 --> 01:16:14,831
WHEN YOU WERE
CHASING MY SISTER
1999
01:16:14,874 --> 01:16:17,790
AROUND
THE WAYNE NEWTON SUITE.
2000
01:16:20,314 --> 01:16:21,707
Evie: LAURA...
2001
01:16:21,751 --> 01:16:23,796
THESE ARE SO GREAT.
2002
01:16:23,840 --> 01:16:25,624
YOU REALLY ARE TALENTED.
2003
01:16:25,668 --> 01:16:27,191
OH, THANK YOU.
2004
01:16:27,234 --> 01:16:29,715
MARTY MADE
ALL MY SHELVES.
2005
01:16:29,759 --> 01:16:32,675
I LOVE THIS LITTLE GUY.
2006
01:16:32,718 --> 01:16:33,632
OH.
2007
01:16:33,676 --> 01:16:35,634
THAT'S MY DAD.
THAT'S MY FATHER.
2008
01:16:35,678 --> 01:16:36,635
REALLY?
2009
01:16:36,679 --> 01:16:38,289
I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU KNEW MY FATHER.
2010
01:16:38,332 --> 01:16:42,946
OH, LAURA, I REALLY,
REALLY LOVE YOUR WORK.
2011
01:16:42,989 --> 01:16:45,905
IT'S SO...WARM.
2012
01:16:45,949 --> 01:16:47,733
[GASPS]
2013
01:16:47,777 --> 01:16:49,909
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU DID WOMEN.
2014
01:16:49,953 --> 01:16:52,477
I--I DON'T, REALLY.
2015
01:16:52,520 --> 01:16:54,740
I MEAN, I TRIED A FEW.
2016
01:16:54,784 --> 01:16:58,352
WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE
YOU HAVE A FEEL FOR THEM.
2017
01:16:58,396 --> 01:16:59,397
HUH.
2018
01:16:59,440 --> 01:17:01,094
DO YOU LIKE IT?
2019
01:17:01,138 --> 01:17:02,008
I THINK I FIGURED OUT
2020
01:17:02,052 --> 01:17:06,360
THAT I PREFER DOING
YOUNG MEN.
2021
01:17:07,971 --> 01:17:10,147
THAT'S A SHAME.
2022
01:17:10,713 --> 01:17:12,671
OH, LOOK AT YOU.
2023
01:17:12,715 --> 01:17:13,498
OH.
2024
01:17:13,541 --> 01:17:14,847
YOU'RE BLUSHING.AM I?
2025
01:17:14,891 --> 01:17:16,762
OH, YOU'RE BRIGHT RED.
2026
01:17:16,806 --> 01:17:18,938
OK, I REALLY DON'T THINK
WE SHOULD BE DOING THIS.
2027
01:17:18,982 --> 01:17:20,853
YES, WE SHOULD.
2028
01:17:21,201 --> 01:17:22,115
I REALLY DON'T--
2029
01:17:22,159 --> 01:17:23,769
YEAH, WE SHOULD. I--
2030
01:17:23,813 --> 01:17:25,379
I THOUGHT YOU WERE
AGAINST THIS.
2031
01:17:25,423 --> 01:17:28,687
NO. ME? NO, NO, NO.
DAVE IS.
2032
01:17:28,731 --> 01:17:29,645
DAVE IS.
2033
01:17:29,688 --> 01:17:31,342
LET GO.
2034
01:17:31,908 --> 01:17:33,953
I'M THE OPPOSITE
OF DAVE.OH.
2035
01:17:33,997 --> 01:17:35,476
DAVE IS SQUARE.
2036
01:17:35,520 --> 01:17:37,696
I AM THE OPPOSITE
OF SQUARE.
2037
01:17:37,740 --> 01:17:39,698
YOU'RE THE OPPOSITE
OF SQUARE?
2038
01:17:39,742 --> 01:17:40,743
YEAH.
2039
01:17:40,786 --> 01:17:41,918
YOU KNOW, THE FIRST NIGHT
I MET YOU,
2040
01:17:41,961 --> 01:17:44,094
I PICKED UP ON YOUR ENERGY.
2041
01:17:44,137 --> 01:17:45,225
OH, YEAH?
2042
01:17:45,269 --> 01:17:47,793
YEAH. I'VE GOT
AN EYE AND AN EAR FOR IT.
2043
01:17:47,837 --> 01:17:48,794
MMM.
2044
01:17:48,838 --> 01:17:49,839
I CAN PICK THEM
OUT OF THE CROWD--
2045
01:17:49,882 --> 01:17:51,449
STRAIGHT LITTLE WIFE
2046
01:17:51,492 --> 01:17:54,713
WITH THE STRAIGHT
LITTLE LIFE.
2047
01:17:54,757 --> 01:17:57,629
YOU'RE SO PENT-UP,
AREN'T YOU?
2048
01:17:57,673 --> 01:17:58,717
UHH!
2049
01:17:58,761 --> 01:17:59,979
OH, IT'S OK.
2050
01:18:00,023 --> 01:18:01,154
YOU'RE JUST ABOUT READY
TO LET THE DAM BURST.
2051
01:18:01,198 --> 01:18:03,940
I MEAN, I--I THINK
I KIND OF LIKE THE DAM.
2052
01:18:03,983 --> 01:18:06,072
I--I'M NOT SURE I WANT
TO SEE IT BURST.
2053
01:18:06,116 --> 01:18:06,856
OH...
2054
01:18:06,899 --> 01:18:09,075
I'VE GOT TO GO.
2055
01:18:09,728 --> 01:18:13,689
WE'LL CONTINUE THIS
CONVERSATION ANOTHER TIME.
2056
01:18:13,732 --> 01:18:15,734
OK.
2057
01:18:15,778 --> 01:18:16,779
[OPENS DOOR]
2058
01:18:16,822 --> 01:18:17,780
GIVE ME A MINUTE.
GIVE ME A MINUTE.
2059
01:18:17,823 --> 01:18:20,043
HEY, HOW YOU DOING, MAN?
2060
01:18:20,086 --> 01:18:21,044
LISTEN.
2061
01:18:21,087 --> 01:18:22,219
HEY, HEY, COME ON, COME ON.
2062
01:18:22,262 --> 01:18:24,351
I'M KIDDING.
I WAS JOKING.
2063
01:18:24,395 --> 01:18:26,963
HEY, SHE LOOKS GREAT.
2064
01:18:27,006 --> 01:18:28,268
HI, CAROL.
2065
01:18:28,312 --> 01:18:29,269
YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOUR WIFE DID TO HER,
2066
01:18:29,313 --> 01:18:31,750
BUT SHE IS A WHOLE
DIFFERENT ANIMAL.
2067
01:18:31,794 --> 01:18:33,621
SHE'S ON A DIET.
SHE'S INTO SEX.
2068
01:18:33,665 --> 01:18:35,798
ALL RIGHT, SO THINGS
WORKED OUT, RIGHT?
2069
01:18:35,841 --> 01:18:37,625
FRIENDS AGAIN?
2070
01:18:38,191 --> 01:18:39,236
NO.
2071
01:18:39,279 --> 01:18:40,628
YOU KNOW, I--I KNOW
WHY YOU TOLD HER.
2072
01:18:40,672 --> 01:18:43,283
YOU TOLD HER BECAUSE YOU
THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME.
2073
01:18:43,327 --> 01:18:44,894
NO. YOU TOLD HER
BECAUSE YOU THINK
2074
01:18:44,937 --> 01:18:46,634
BECAUSE YOU DON'T CHEAT
BEHIND YOUR WIFE'S BACK,
2075
01:18:46,678 --> 01:18:47,940
BECAUSE YOU CHEAT
IN FRONT OF HER FACE,
2076
01:18:47,984 --> 01:18:50,334
YOU'VE FOUND THIS HIGH,
LOFTY MORAL GROUND
2077
01:18:50,377 --> 01:18:52,336
WHERE YOU CAN SIT UP THERE
AND JUDGE ME FROM.
2078
01:18:52,379 --> 01:18:53,772
THAT'S NOT TRUE, BILLY.
IT ISN'T.
2079
01:18:53,816 --> 01:18:55,121
IT IS TRUE.
IT ISN'T.
2080
01:18:55,165 --> 01:18:56,601
IT IS, TOO,
AND YOU KNOW IT.
2081
01:18:56,644 --> 01:18:57,950
AND YOU'RE WRONG,
2082
01:18:57,994 --> 01:18:59,386
BECAUSE YOU CAN BE IN
THE SAME BED WITH YOUR WIFE,
2083
01:18:59,430 --> 01:19:01,258
AND YOU CAN BE
CHEATING ON HER.
2084
01:19:01,301 --> 01:19:03,608
YOU'RE IN BIG TROUBLE
WITH GOD, MARTY.
2085
01:19:03,651 --> 01:19:04,740
DON'T SAY THAT.
2086
01:19:04,783 --> 01:19:05,784
HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
2087
01:19:05,828 --> 01:19:07,307
I'M GOING TO FINISH
THE HOUSE,
2088
01:19:07,351 --> 01:19:08,352
AND THEN WE'LL SELL IT.
2089
01:19:08,395 --> 01:19:09,483
YOU'LL GET
YOUR MONEY BACK,
2090
01:19:09,527 --> 01:19:10,615
AND THEN, YOU KNOW WHAT?
2091
01:19:10,658 --> 01:19:13,661
WE'RE DONE. I MEAN IT.
WE'RE--WE'RE DONE.
2092
01:19:13,705 --> 01:19:15,794
FINE.
I GOT IT.
2093
01:19:15,838 --> 01:19:17,927
YOU KNOW, I...
2094
01:19:17,970 --> 01:19:19,537
I DON'T LIKE YOU.
2095
01:19:19,580 --> 01:19:20,625
I DON'T TRUST YOU.
2096
01:19:20,668 --> 01:19:22,453
I GOT IT.
2097
01:19:22,496 --> 01:19:23,846
YOU KNOW, I...
2098
01:19:23,889 --> 01:19:27,284
I JUST REALIZED THAT--THAT
YOU'RE NOT MY KIND OF GUY.
2099
01:19:27,327 --> 01:19:29,547
HEY, I GOT IT.
2100
01:19:29,590 --> 01:19:30,678
I GOT IT.
2101
01:19:30,722 --> 01:19:32,768
I GOT IT.
2102
01:19:35,988 --> 01:19:38,034
I GOT IT.
2103
01:19:45,998 --> 01:19:47,739
EVIE, HI.
2104
01:19:47,783 --> 01:19:48,696
HI.
2105
01:19:48,740 --> 01:19:49,959
HI.
2106
01:19:50,002 --> 01:19:51,787
I WAS JUST GOING SHOPPING.
YOU WANT TO JOIN ME?
2107
01:19:51,830 --> 01:19:53,397
SHOPPING?
2108
01:19:53,440 --> 01:19:54,615
NO, NO.
2109
01:19:54,659 --> 01:19:56,095
I'VE ALREADY DONE
MY SHOPPING.
2110
01:19:56,139 --> 01:19:58,489
I'M HERE
TO CLOSE A SALE.
2111
01:19:58,532 --> 01:20:00,230
CLOSE A SALE?
2112
01:20:00,273 --> 01:20:00,970
YEAH.
2113
01:20:01,013 --> 01:20:02,623
I'M GOING INSIDE.
2114
01:20:02,667 --> 01:20:04,495
YOU'RE GOING INSIDE?
2115
01:20:04,538 --> 01:20:05,713
INSIDE, UPSTAIRS.
2116
01:20:05,757 --> 01:20:09,152
I'M GOING TO WAIT
FOR YOU IN THE BEDROOM.
2117
01:20:09,195 --> 01:20:10,501
WAIT FOR ME?
2118
01:20:10,544 --> 01:20:11,850
YEAH. I DON'T HAVE
A LOT OF TIME.
2119
01:20:11,894 --> 01:20:14,200
IT'S MY CUB SCOUT
PICKUP DAY.
2120
01:20:14,244 --> 01:20:14,984
COME ON.
2121
01:20:15,027 --> 01:20:17,334
COME ON.
QUICKLY.
2122
01:20:17,377 --> 01:20:19,815
WAIT FOR ME UPSTAIRS?
2123
01:20:22,643 --> 01:20:24,776
[FOOTSTEPS]
2124
01:20:25,646 --> 01:20:27,648
THE DOOR'S LOCKED.
2125
01:20:27,692 --> 01:20:29,737
OK.
2126
01:20:29,781 --> 01:20:30,651
BILLY!
2127
01:20:30,695 --> 01:20:32,828
IT'S FOR YOU.
2128
01:20:37,963 --> 01:20:39,138
YEAH,
THIS IS BILLY.
2129
01:20:39,182 --> 01:20:40,748
BILLY, IT'S PEMBROKE.
WHERE'S YOUR PARTNER?
2130
01:20:40,792 --> 01:20:41,662
I GOT A CHECK FOR HIM.
2131
01:20:41,706 --> 01:20:42,881
I'M IN WITH YOU GUYS.
2132
01:20:42,925 --> 01:20:44,709
I JUST WANT TO GO OVER
A FEW THINGS WITH HIM.
2133
01:20:44,752 --> 01:20:46,885
I DON'T KNOW.
I--I THINK HE WENT HOME.
2134
01:20:46,929 --> 01:20:48,539
ALL RIGHT,
I'LL HEAD OVER THERE.
2135
01:20:48,582 --> 01:20:49,975
I'LL TALK TO YOU SOON.
2136
01:20:50,019 --> 01:20:52,412
YEAH, ALL RIGHT.
2137
01:20:52,456 --> 01:20:54,980
[MUSIC PLAYING]
2138
01:21:01,900 --> 01:21:03,597
OHH!
2139
01:21:04,468 --> 01:21:06,774
OHH...
2140
01:21:06,818 --> 01:21:09,081
HEY.
2141
01:21:09,125 --> 01:21:10,691
MMM.
2142
01:21:11,736 --> 01:21:13,869
YOU WANT TO HAVE
SOME REAL FUN?
2143
01:21:13,912 --> 01:21:16,045
OH. MORE FUN THAN THIS?
2144
01:21:16,088 --> 01:21:17,698
YEAH.
2145
01:21:23,704 --> 01:21:26,098
OH, THOSE ARE MARTY'S
FAVORITE TIES.
2146
01:21:26,142 --> 01:21:27,491
AW...
2147
01:21:27,534 --> 01:21:29,145
POOR MARTY.
2148
01:21:29,188 --> 01:21:31,190
TO HELL WITH MARTY!
2149
01:21:31,234 --> 01:21:33,845
I WANT YOU TO TIE ME UP.
COME ON.
2150
01:21:33,889 --> 01:21:35,412
NOW PUSH ME DOWN.
2151
01:21:35,455 --> 01:21:37,805
PUSH ME HARD,
HARD, REALLY HARD.
2152
01:21:37,849 --> 01:21:39,285
YES!
2153
01:21:44,987 --> 01:21:47,859
OK, THERE YOU GO--
2154
01:21:47,903 --> 01:21:49,252
ALL TIED UP AND GAGGED.
2155
01:21:49,295 --> 01:21:50,122
WHAT'S NEXT?
2156
01:21:50,166 --> 01:21:51,819
[MUFFLED]
TAKE THE PILLOW--
2157
01:21:51,863 --> 01:21:52,864
THE PILLOW--
AND PUT IT...
2158
01:21:52,908 --> 01:21:55,084
TAKE IT--TAKE IT...
2159
01:21:55,562 --> 01:21:56,520
TAKE A PILLOW?
2160
01:21:56,563 --> 01:21:57,695
[MUFFLED] YES!
2161
01:21:57,738 --> 01:21:58,826
TAKE THE PILLOW AND
PUT IT UNDER MY BUTT!
2162
01:21:58,870 --> 01:22:03,440
E-EVIE, YOU'RE STARTING
TO SCARE ME NOW.
2163
01:22:07,792 --> 01:22:09,098
LAURA?
2164
01:22:11,230 --> 01:22:12,753
LAURA?
2165
01:22:18,585 --> 01:22:19,804
Marty: OH, SHIT.
2166
01:22:19,847 --> 01:22:20,500
MARTY!
2167
01:22:20,544 --> 01:22:22,720
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
2168
01:22:27,420 --> 01:22:28,639
MARTY...
2169
01:22:28,682 --> 01:22:30,119
DON'T BE MAD.
2170
01:22:30,162 --> 01:22:31,163
DON'T BE MAD.
2171
01:22:31,207 --> 01:22:32,860
YOU WERE THE ONE.
YOU TOLD ME.
2172
01:22:32,904 --> 01:22:35,037
I WAS THE ONE?
I WAS THE ONE WHAT?
2173
01:22:35,080 --> 01:22:36,603
I TOLD YOU TO TIE HER UP?
2174
01:22:36,647 --> 01:22:39,432
YOU'VE GOT
DAVE PEMBROKE'S WIFE
2175
01:22:39,476 --> 01:22:41,086
TIED UP IN OUR BEDROOM!
2176
01:22:41,130 --> 01:22:43,306
HAVE YOU LOST TOUCH
WITH REALITY?
2177
01:22:43,349 --> 01:22:46,613
MARTY, YOU STARTED
ALL OF THIS.
2178
01:22:46,657 --> 01:22:47,745
WHAT?
YOU.
2179
01:22:47,788 --> 01:22:48,746
ME?
YES.
2180
01:22:48,789 --> 01:22:49,616
I TOLD YOU
TO GET CHUMMY WITH HER.
2181
01:22:49,660 --> 01:22:50,966
I SAID GET CHUMMY
WITH HER.
2182
01:22:51,009 --> 01:22:53,098
I DIDN'T ASK YOU
TO TAKE HER HOSTAGE.
2183
01:22:53,142 --> 01:22:54,056
OH, MY GOD.
2184
01:22:54,099 --> 01:22:54,970
YEAH, WELL...
2185
01:22:55,013 --> 01:22:55,971
YOU MADE ME OPEN
CERTAIN DOORS
2186
01:22:56,014 --> 01:22:57,842
THAT JUST--I SHOULDN'T
HAVE OPENED.
2187
01:22:57,885 --> 01:22:58,756
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
2188
01:22:58,799 --> 01:23:00,062
WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT?
2189
01:23:00,105 --> 01:23:01,889
YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT
I'M TALKING ABOUT, MARTY.
2190
01:23:01,933 --> 01:23:03,500
THIS IS WHAT YOU WANTED.
2191
01:23:03,543 --> 01:23:04,762
THIS IS WHAT I WANTED?
2192
01:23:04,805 --> 01:23:05,676
I WANTED YOU TO TIE UP
2193
01:23:05,719 --> 01:23:07,808
EVIE PEMBROKE
IN OUR BEDROOM?
2194
01:23:07,852 --> 01:23:10,115
NO, BUT YOU--
YOU WANTED ME TO BE...
2195
01:23:10,159 --> 01:23:12,988
I DON'T KNOW.
YOU KNOW WHAT I...
2196
01:23:13,031 --> 01:23:14,076
WHAT, WHAT, WHAT?
2197
01:23:14,119 --> 01:23:15,338
I WANTED YOU TO TRY
A FEW THINGS, OK?
2198
01:23:15,381 --> 01:23:17,383
I WANTED YOU TO
FOOL AROUND A LITTLE BIT.
2199
01:23:17,427 --> 01:23:18,776
IS THAT SO BAD?
2200
01:23:18,819 --> 01:23:20,865
I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO BECOME
A WALKING ORGASM, LAURA!
2201
01:23:20,908 --> 01:23:23,433
JESUS, YOU'VE TAKEN
THE WHOLE THING WAY TOO FAR!
2202
01:23:23,476 --> 01:23:24,782
YES,NO, I HAVEN'T!
YOU HAVE!
2203
01:23:24,825 --> 01:23:26,088
DON'T YOU
YES, YOU HAVE!SAY THAT!
2204
01:23:26,131 --> 01:23:29,526
DON'T YOU SAY THAT!
DON'T, DON'T, DON'T, DON'T!
2205
01:23:29,569 --> 01:23:30,962
NO!
LISTEN TO ME.
2206
01:23:31,006 --> 01:23:32,703
LISTEN TO ME. YOU'VE TAKEN
THE WHOLE THING WAY TOO FAR.
2207
01:23:32,746 --> 01:23:35,880
YOU ARE TYING WOMEN UP,
AND YOU'RE GAGGING THEM NOW.
2208
01:23:35,923 --> 01:23:37,099
THAT'S TOO FAR.
2209
01:23:37,142 --> 01:23:38,361
WHAT'S NEXT? I'M GOING
TO COME HOME ONE DAY,
2210
01:23:38,404 --> 01:23:40,711
AND YOU'RE GOING TO BE
PERFORMING SURGERY!
2211
01:23:40,754 --> 01:23:43,627
IT'S NOT LIKE THAT.
IT IS NOT LIKE THAT.
2212
01:23:43,670 --> 01:23:44,715
THIS IS YOUR FAULT.
2213
01:23:44,758 --> 01:23:45,716
I WAS HAPPY.
2214
01:23:45,759 --> 01:23:48,632
I WAS HAPPY
JUST BEING YOUR WIFE!
2215
01:23:48,675 --> 01:23:49,459
OH, LAURA.
2216
01:23:49,502 --> 01:23:51,548
LAURA,
JUST CALM DOWN, OK?
2217
01:23:51,591 --> 01:23:52,723
LET ME JUST...
2218
01:23:52,766 --> 01:23:54,855
YOU KNOW WHAT? IF YOU
HAD ALL THIS IN YOU,
2219
01:23:54,899 --> 01:23:58,772
IT WAS GOING TO COME OUT
SOONER RATHER THAN LATER.
2220
01:23:58,816 --> 01:24:00,774
MAYBE, MAYBE NOT.
2221
01:24:00,818 --> 01:24:03,125
MAYBE I DIDN'T WANT
THE DAM TO BURST, MARTY.
2222
01:24:03,168 --> 01:24:04,387
YOU EVER THINK
ABOUT THAT?
2223
01:24:04,430 --> 01:24:06,171
WHAT DAM? WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
2224
01:24:06,215 --> 01:24:08,173
YOU BURST THE DAM,
MARTY.
2225
01:24:08,217 --> 01:24:09,653
WHAT FUCKING DAM, LAURA?
2226
01:24:09,696 --> 01:24:11,742
THIS IS ALL
YOUR DOING.
2227
01:24:11,785 --> 01:24:12,873
THIS IS MY DOING?
2228
01:24:12,917 --> 01:24:15,006
YOU TIED THAT WOMAN
UP IN THERE, MARTY.
2229
01:24:15,050 --> 01:24:16,790
NOT ME. YOU.
2230
01:24:29,760 --> 01:24:32,632
SHE'S TIED UP WITH
MY HUGO BOSS TIES?
2231
01:24:32,676 --> 01:24:33,720
SHE PICKED THE TIES.
2232
01:24:33,764 --> 01:24:35,766
OH, SHE HAS TASTE.
THAT'S GOOD TO KNOW.
2233
01:24:35,809 --> 01:24:36,941
[DOORBELL RINGS]
2234
01:24:36,984 --> 01:24:37,898
WHO'S THIS?
2235
01:24:37,942 --> 01:24:38,812
I DON'T KNOW.
2236
01:24:38,856 --> 01:24:40,901
WELL, GO FIND OUT,
GO FIND OUT.
2237
01:24:43,730 --> 01:24:44,775
[GASPS]
2238
01:24:44,818 --> 01:24:46,907
OH, NO.
2239
01:24:48,170 --> 01:24:49,171
MARTY!
2240
01:24:49,214 --> 01:24:50,128
WHAT?
2241
01:24:50,172 --> 01:24:50,998
IT'S DAVE.
2242
01:24:51,042 --> 01:24:51,999
DAVE?
DAVE!
2243
01:24:52,043 --> 01:24:53,827
HE'S HERE? DAVE?
2244
01:24:53,871 --> 01:24:55,177
GUHH!
2245
01:24:55,873 --> 01:24:57,266
WHY IS HE HERE?
2246
01:24:57,309 --> 01:24:58,310
I DON'T KNOW.
2247
01:24:58,354 --> 01:25:00,704
OH, JEEZ.
OH, MY GOD.
2248
01:25:02,923 --> 01:25:04,447
AAH!
2249
01:25:04,490 --> 01:25:05,796
WHAT DO WE DO?
2250
01:25:05,839 --> 01:25:07,624
THIS IS NOT GOOD.
2251
01:25:07,667 --> 01:25:10,061
ACT NATURAL,
ACT NATURAL.
2252
01:25:10,105 --> 01:25:11,802
NO, THAT'S
SEMI-NATURAL.
2253
01:25:11,845 --> 01:25:12,716
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
2254
01:25:12,759 --> 01:25:13,847
YES. YES.
WHATEVER, WHATEVER.
2255
01:25:13,891 --> 01:25:16,676
GO OVER THERE.
DO IT OVER THERE.
2256
01:25:16,720 --> 01:25:18,113
OH, GOD.
2257
01:25:20,898 --> 01:25:22,029
Marty: HEY, DAVE.
2258
01:25:22,073 --> 01:25:24,293
COME ON IN THE YARD.
2259
01:25:24,336 --> 01:25:25,729
HEY, DAVE.
HOW YOU DOING, DAVE?
2260
01:25:25,772 --> 01:25:28,688
HEY. HEY, DAVE.
HEY, DAVE.
2261
01:25:28,732 --> 01:25:31,169
ALL RIGHT. OK.
2262
01:25:31,213 --> 01:25:32,910
HEY, DAVE.
HOW YOU DOING?
2263
01:25:32,953 --> 01:25:34,390
COME ON IN THE YARD,
MAN.
2264
01:25:34,433 --> 01:25:35,173
WHERE'S MY WIFE?
2265
01:25:35,217 --> 01:25:36,305
YOUR WIFE?
I DON'T KNOW.
2266
01:25:36,348 --> 01:25:37,828
HEY, YOU WANT TO GO
DOWN TO THE CORNER,
2267
01:25:37,871 --> 01:25:38,568
GET A DRINK,
2268
01:25:38,611 --> 01:25:39,830
TALK ABOUT
THE PROJECT?
2269
01:25:39,873 --> 01:25:41,310
NO. HER CAR'S HERE.
2270
01:25:41,353 --> 01:25:42,789
HER CAR'S HERE?
2271
01:25:42,833 --> 01:25:43,660
HI, LAURA.
2272
01:25:43,703 --> 01:25:45,270
HEY, DAVE,
HOW YOU DOIN'?
2273
01:25:45,314 --> 01:25:46,097
WHERE'S EVIE?
2274
01:25:46,141 --> 01:25:47,794
EVIE?
UH, SHE'S NOT HERE.
2275
01:25:47,838 --> 01:25:49,579
YEAH, NO, SHE'S
NOT HERE, DAVE.
2276
01:25:49,622 --> 01:25:53,496
YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHY
HER CAR WOULD BE HERE, LAURA?
2277
01:25:53,539 --> 01:25:55,846
HER CAR IS HERE?
WOW.
2278
01:25:55,889 --> 01:25:58,022
I'M NOT A CAR PERSON,
SO I WOULDN'T KNOW.
2279
01:25:58,065 --> 01:25:59,937
NO. SHE'S NEVER
BEEN A CAR PERSON.
2280
01:25:59,980 --> 01:26:00,720
NO.
2281
01:26:00,764 --> 01:26:02,026
YOU'RE NOT
A CAR PERSON?
2282
01:26:02,069 --> 01:26:03,245
DAVE, YOU KNOW WHAT?
DAVE, LET'S GO IN THE YARD.
2283
01:26:03,288 --> 01:26:04,898
YOU WANT TO GO IN THE BACKYARD
AND HAVE A DRINK?
2284
01:26:04,942 --> 01:26:08,163
I DON'T WANT A DRINK.
I NEED TO FIND MY WIFE.
2285
01:26:08,206 --> 01:26:09,425
[DOORBELL RINGS]
2286
01:26:09,468 --> 01:26:10,382
MAYBE THAT'S HER.
2287
01:26:10,426 --> 01:26:11,818
NO, IT'S NOT HER.
IT'S NOT HER.
2288
01:26:11,862 --> 01:26:13,820
WELL, HONEY, YOU DON'T
KNOW THAT IT'S NOT HER.
2289
01:26:13,864 --> 01:26:15,126
I DON'T?
HE DOESN'T?
2290
01:26:15,170 --> 01:26:16,606
OH, I DON'T.
I COULDN'T KNOW.
2291
01:26:16,649 --> 01:26:18,303
THERE'S NO WAY
I WOULD KNOW IT'S NOT HER.
2292
01:26:18,347 --> 01:26:20,523
OK, I DON'T, BUT I'LL
CHECK AND I'LL SEE.
2293
01:26:20,566 --> 01:26:22,089
I'LL SEE IF IT'S HER.
I'LL GET THE DOOR,
2294
01:26:22,133 --> 01:26:25,571
AND YOU GUYS,
GO IN THE YARD, OK, BUDDY?
2295
01:26:25,615 --> 01:26:27,704
YEAH, COME ON
IN THE YARD.
2296
01:26:27,747 --> 01:26:30,010
DIDI! HEY, HEY.
2297
01:26:30,054 --> 01:26:31,621
HI. BAD TIME.
BAD TIME.
2298
01:26:31,664 --> 01:26:32,752
LAURA'S NOT HERE.
2299
01:26:32,796 --> 01:26:33,710
MARTY, WAIT.
2300
01:26:33,753 --> 01:26:35,015
I HAVE TO TALK
TO LAURA.
2301
01:26:35,059 --> 01:26:36,887
I WANT TO TAKE HER TO
THE SCULPTURE SYMPO-SIUM.
2302
01:26:36,930 --> 01:26:38,323
I REALLY THINK IT
WOULD BE GOOD FOR HER.
2303
01:26:38,367 --> 01:26:39,672
LISTEN, LAURA'S
NOT HERE, OK?
2304
01:26:39,716 --> 01:26:42,240
AND I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF
SOMETHING. YOU HAVE TO GO.
2305
01:26:42,284 --> 01:26:43,589
BUT, MARTY,
HER CAR IS HERE.
2306
01:26:43,633 --> 01:26:46,331
I KNOW SHE'S HERE.
WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?
2307
01:26:46,375 --> 01:26:47,985
DIDI, DIDI,
DON'T TAKE THIS WRONG,
2308
01:26:48,028 --> 01:26:51,293
BUT LAURA DOES NOT WANT TO BE
PART OF YOUR LITTLE CLUB.
2309
01:26:51,336 --> 01:26:52,511
MY LITTLE CLUB?
2310
01:26:52,555 --> 01:26:55,122
YES, OK? SHE HAD
A TRIAL MEMBERSHIP,
2311
01:26:55,166 --> 01:26:56,733
AND WE'RE NOT
GONNA RENEW.
2312
01:26:56,776 --> 01:26:57,995
A TRIAL MEMBERSHIP?
2313
01:26:58,038 --> 01:26:59,736
YES. A TRIAL MEMBERSHIP,
AND I HAVE TO GO. OK?
2314
01:26:59,779 --> 01:27:02,347
SO, IT'S NOT ABOUT YOU,
NO OFFENSE,
2315
01:27:02,391 --> 01:27:05,437
BUT WE'RE NOT GOING TO RENEW
THE MEMBERSHIP, OK?
2316
01:27:05,481 --> 01:27:06,699
WHAT'S THE DEAL
WITH MARTY?
2317
01:27:06,743 --> 01:27:09,746
UH, WE JUST BOUGHT
A NEW ESPRESSO MACHINE,
2318
01:27:09,789 --> 01:27:13,924
AND, UM, HE JUST HAD,
WHOA, WAY TOO MUCH, AND, UH...
2319
01:27:13,967 --> 01:27:14,925
I'M GONNA SAY
GOOD-BYE.
2320
01:27:14,968 --> 01:27:16,100
YOU KNOW SOMETHING?
ALL YOU GUYS,
2321
01:27:16,143 --> 01:27:18,624
YOU THINK YOU KNOW
SO MUCH ABOUT LESBIANS.
2322
01:27:18,668 --> 01:27:20,844
YOU THINK YOU'RE
SO INTO LESBIANS,
2323
01:27:20,887 --> 01:27:22,019
BUT YOU'RE NOT.
2324
01:27:22,062 --> 01:27:23,629
YOU ARE INTO WHAT YOU
WISH LESBIANS WERE--
2325
01:27:23,673 --> 01:27:26,676
COCK-HUNGRY NYMPHOS
KEEPING THEMSELVES BUSY
2326
01:27:26,719 --> 01:27:28,634
UNTIL A REAL MAN
HITS TOWN.
2327
01:27:28,678 --> 01:27:30,114
THAT'S NOT THE REALITY.
2328
01:27:30,157 --> 01:27:33,073
OK, DIDI, VERY QUICKLY,
WHAT'S THE REALITY? I GOT TO GO!
2329
01:27:33,117 --> 01:27:35,206
THE REALITY, MARTY,
IS THAT YOU PUSHED
2330
01:27:35,250 --> 01:27:36,555
AND YOU PUSHED
AND YOU PUSHED,
2331
01:27:36,599 --> 01:27:39,602
AND NOW YOUR WIFE EATS
PUSSY BETTER THAN YOU DO.
2332
01:27:39,645 --> 01:27:41,647
HAVE A NICE DAY.
2333
01:27:44,433 --> 01:27:47,174
UH, HONEY?
HEY.
2334
01:27:47,218 --> 01:27:50,743
DID THAT HAVE ANYTHING
TO DO WITH EVIE?
2335
01:27:50,787 --> 01:27:51,657
WAS IT EVIE?
2336
01:27:51,701 --> 01:27:52,745
NO.
2337
01:27:52,789 --> 01:27:53,616
NO?
2338
01:27:53,659 --> 01:27:55,705
SOMEONE ABOUT
A SYMPO-SIUM.
2339
01:27:55,748 --> 01:27:57,228
SYMPO-SIUM?
2340
01:27:57,272 --> 01:27:58,838
YEAH, SYMPO-SIUM.
2341
01:27:58,882 --> 01:28:00,231
A SYMPO-SIUM?
2342
01:28:00,275 --> 01:28:02,886
SYMPO-SI--
YEAH, YEAH, A SYMPO-SIUM.
2343
01:28:02,929 --> 01:28:04,540
WHAT THE HELL'S
GOING ON HERE, MARTY?
2344
01:28:04,583 --> 01:28:06,106
LET'S GO DOWN
AND GET A DRINK AT A BAR.
2345
01:28:06,150 --> 01:28:09,196
I'M GOING STIR CRAZY.
I GOT TO GET OUT OF THE HOUSE.
2346
01:28:09,240 --> 01:28:11,373
[MUFFLED SCREAMING]
2347
01:28:11,416 --> 01:28:12,374
WHAT'S THAT?
2348
01:28:12,417 --> 01:28:14,550
UM...OUR DOG.
OUR NEW DOG.
2349
01:28:14,593 --> 01:28:15,725
SOUNDS LIKE EVIE.
2350
01:28:15,768 --> 01:28:17,466
IT'S OUR NEW DOG.
IT'S A BARKING TERRIER.
2351
01:28:17,509 --> 01:28:19,032
IS THAT EVIE?
NO, NO.
2352
01:28:19,076 --> 01:28:20,512
IT'S OUR DOG.
2353
01:28:20,556 --> 01:28:21,774
EVIE! EVIE!
2354
01:28:21,818 --> 01:28:25,038
EVIE, ARE YOU UP THERE?
EVIE, ARE YOU UP HERE?
2355
01:28:25,082 --> 01:28:26,692
[MUFFLED SCREAMING]
2356
01:28:26,736 --> 01:28:28,607
EVIE!
2357
01:28:31,828 --> 01:28:34,047
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD.
EVIE!
2358
01:28:34,091 --> 01:28:34,961
DAVE, LISTEN TO ME!
2359
01:28:35,005 --> 01:28:36,311
I HAD NOTHING
TO DO WITH THIS.
2360
01:28:36,354 --> 01:28:38,530
I CAME IN AND SAW
THE SAME THING AND WENT, "AAH!"
2361
01:28:38,574 --> 01:28:39,792
SON OF A BITCH!
2362
01:28:39,836 --> 01:28:40,837
YOU PERVERT!
2363
01:28:40,880 --> 01:28:42,708
NO, DAVE!
NO, NO, DAVE!
2364
01:28:42,752 --> 01:28:45,015
BRING YOUR FUCKING ASS!
2365
01:28:45,058 --> 01:28:46,843
I'M GONNA KILL YOU,
MARTY!
2366
01:28:46,886 --> 01:28:48,627
YOU'RE A DEAD MAN!
2367
01:28:48,671 --> 01:28:50,412
YOU ARE A DEAD MAN,
MARTY!
2368
01:28:50,455 --> 01:28:52,805
YOU ARE A DEAD MAN!
2369
01:28:52,849 --> 01:28:54,459
LISTEN,
DON'T OVERREACT!
2370
01:28:54,503 --> 01:28:56,113
YOU GOT 18
FURNITURE STORES.
2371
01:28:56,156 --> 01:28:57,897
I DON'T WANT
A LAWSUIT!
2372
01:28:57,941 --> 01:28:59,769
COME HERE, MARTY,
YOU SON OF A--
2373
01:28:59,812 --> 01:29:01,988
COME HERE, MARTY.
WAS IT WORTH IT, HUH?
2374
01:29:02,032 --> 01:29:03,555
I DIDN'T TIE HER UP!
2375
01:29:03,599 --> 01:29:05,165
DAVE! DAVE!
2376
01:29:05,209 --> 01:29:05,949
COME HERE, MARTY.
2377
01:29:05,992 --> 01:29:07,516
IT'S NOT
WHAT YOU THINK!
2378
01:29:07,559 --> 01:29:08,604
WAS IT WORTH IT, MARTY?
2379
01:29:08,647 --> 01:29:10,475
'CAUSE YOU ARE
GOING TO DIE NOW, MARTY.
2380
01:29:10,519 --> 01:29:12,347
YOU UNDERSTAND ME?
2381
01:29:13,173 --> 01:29:14,914
JUST STOP IT!
JUST STOP IT!
2382
01:29:14,958 --> 01:29:15,959
ARE YOU OK, MARTY?
2383
01:29:16,002 --> 01:29:18,831
NO, I'M NOT OK!
DO I LOOK OK TO YOU?
2384
01:29:18,875 --> 01:29:21,051
YOU ARE A DEAD MAN,
MARTY.
2385
01:29:21,094 --> 01:29:23,619
NO, DON'T DO ANYTHING.
DON'T HURT HIM.
2386
01:29:23,662 --> 01:29:24,837
NO! NO! IT WAS ME!
2387
01:29:24,881 --> 01:29:26,709
I TIED EVIE UP!
I DID!
2388
01:29:26,752 --> 01:29:29,842
I TIED--
YES! YES! IT WAS ME!
2389
01:29:29,886 --> 01:29:30,843
SHE DIDN'T
WANT TO DO IT!
2390
01:29:30,887 --> 01:29:32,715
YOU TIED
MY WIFE DOWN?
2391
01:29:32,758 --> 01:29:33,803
YES, IT WAS ME!
2392
01:29:33,846 --> 01:29:35,848
I DIDN'T WANT TO.
SHE SEDUCED ME.
2393
01:29:35,892 --> 01:29:37,067
I SWEAR! I SWEAR!
2394
01:29:37,110 --> 01:29:38,721
IT'S TRUE. LAURA DIDN'T
WANT TO TIE HER UP.
2395
01:29:38,764 --> 01:29:41,506
EVIE SEDUCED HER.
IT'S TRUE, DAVE.
2396
01:29:41,550 --> 01:29:42,638
IT'S TRUE.
2397
01:29:42,681 --> 01:29:43,856
I WASN'T GONNA SLEEP
WITH ANY MORE WOMEN,
2398
01:29:43,900 --> 01:29:45,205
AT LEAST NOT FOR A WHILE
ANYWAY.
2399
01:29:45,249 --> 01:29:47,817
OK, GOOD. CONVERSATION
FOR ANOTHER TIME?
2400
01:29:47,860 --> 01:29:50,123
DAVE, LISTEN...
2401
01:29:51,124 --> 01:29:52,561
I'M A STAND-UP GUY.
2402
01:29:52,604 --> 01:29:53,910
I WOULD NOT
TIE YOUR WIFE UP.
2403
01:29:53,953 --> 01:29:55,390
I WOULDN'T.
I'VE KNOWN YOU A LONG TIME.
2404
01:29:55,433 --> 01:29:57,740
I WOULDN'T DO ANYTHING TO
JEOPARDIZE OUR RELATIONSHIP--
2405
01:29:57,783 --> 01:29:58,958
BUSINESS OR PROFESSIONAL.
2406
01:29:59,002 --> 01:30:00,569
WHAT THE HELL IS
YOUR DEAL, MAN, HUH?
2407
01:30:00,612 --> 01:30:02,309
MARRIED TO SOME
WEIRD L.A. SEX FREAK,
2408
01:30:02,353 --> 01:30:03,528
IS THAT YOUR THING?
2409
01:30:03,572 --> 01:30:05,661
DAVE, YOU KNOW WHAT?
DON'T CALL LAURA NAMES.
2410
01:30:05,704 --> 01:30:07,184
WHAT SHOULD
I CALL HER, MARTY?
2411
01:30:07,227 --> 01:30:08,403
THAT'S WHAT SHE IS.
2412
01:30:08,446 --> 01:30:10,187
SHE'S GOT MY WIFE TIED
AND GAGGED TO THE BED.
2413
01:30:10,230 --> 01:30:11,493
WHAT SHOULD I CALL HER?
2414
01:30:11,536 --> 01:30:13,930
YOU'RE MARRIED TO A LITTLE
DEVIATE L.A. SEX TWAT.
2415
01:30:13,973 --> 01:30:15,627
DAVE, SCREW YOU.
SCREW YOU.
2416
01:30:15,671 --> 01:30:16,628
SCREW ME?
2417
01:30:16,672 --> 01:30:19,022
DON'T CALL LAURA NAMES.
I MEAN IT.
2418
01:30:19,065 --> 01:30:19,936
SCREW YOU, MARTY!
2419
01:30:19,979 --> 01:30:21,372
YOU'RE WAY OVERREACTING,
MARTY.
2420
01:30:21,416 --> 01:30:22,939
I'M THE ONE WHO SHOULD
BE PISSED OFF HERE.
2421
01:30:22,982 --> 01:30:25,376
YOU'RE OVERREACTING,
SUNSCREEN.
2422
01:30:25,420 --> 01:30:26,551
I MEAN IT.
2423
01:30:26,595 --> 01:30:28,684
TAKE YOUR ORANGE COUNTY
WEATHER-BEATEN ASS
2424
01:30:28,727 --> 01:30:29,815
AND GO GET
YOUR DRIP-DRIED
2425
01:30:29,859 --> 01:30:32,035
GRISLY WHACKED-OUT
EXCUSE FOR A WIFE
2426
01:30:32,078 --> 01:30:33,776
AND GET THE HELL
OUT OF HERE.
2427
01:30:33,819 --> 01:30:35,517
I'M SERIOUS.
I MEAN IT.
2428
01:30:35,560 --> 01:30:36,605
YOU'RE A REPUBLICAN,
2429
01:30:36,648 --> 01:30:38,302
AND THIS IS
A NO REPUBLICAN ZONE, OK?
2430
01:30:38,345 --> 01:30:41,044
YOU'RE--YOU'RE MESSING UP
MY PROPERTY VALUES.
2431
01:30:41,087 --> 01:30:42,393
YEAH.
OK?
2432
01:30:42,437 --> 01:30:43,568
[PANTING]
2433
01:30:43,612 --> 01:30:45,657
TAKE OFF, DAVE.
2434
01:30:47,703 --> 01:30:48,878
AW, THE HELL WITH IT.
2435
01:30:48,921 --> 01:30:52,490
THE HELL WITH YOU,
AND THE HELL WITH HER.
2436
01:30:52,534 --> 01:30:53,622
THE HELL WITH YOU!
2437
01:30:53,665 --> 01:30:56,712
OK, LAURA,
HE GETS THE MESSAGE.
2438
01:30:57,321 --> 01:30:59,497
AND DON'T BE SURPRISED
WHEN YOU GET A BILL
2439
01:30:59,541 --> 01:31:00,672
FOR CLEANING
AND PRESSING
2440
01:31:00,716 --> 01:31:03,632
4 HUGO BOSS TIES,
OK, PEMBROKE?
2441
01:31:05,938 --> 01:31:08,767
OH, GOOD, KICK MY GATE,
MILLIONAIRE.
2442
01:31:08,811 --> 01:31:10,639
THAT'LL HELP.
2443
01:31:12,075 --> 01:31:15,034
WELL, SHIT!
THAT DIDN'T GO WELL!
2444
01:31:15,382 --> 01:31:17,559
IT WAS NICE WHAT YOU DID,
THOUGH. THANKS.
2445
01:31:17,602 --> 01:31:18,777
YEAH, YOU'RE WELCOME.
2446
01:31:18,821 --> 01:31:22,781
NOW I GOT TO PAY
THE MORTGAGE, THOUGH.
2447
01:31:23,826 --> 01:31:25,610
OK, I THINK WE'RE
THIS CLOSE TO VIOLATING
2448
01:31:25,654 --> 01:31:27,046
A FEDERAL LAW
OF SOME KIND.
2449
01:31:27,090 --> 01:31:28,744
GO UPSTAIRS
AND UNTIE EVIE.
2450
01:31:28,787 --> 01:31:30,310
NO WAY. I'M NOT
GONNA UNTIE HER.
2451
01:31:30,354 --> 01:31:33,052
LAURA, YOU GOT A WOMAN
TIED AND GAGGED UPSTAIRS.
2452
01:31:33,096 --> 01:31:34,663
GO UPSTAIRS
AND UNTIE HER.
2453
01:31:34,706 --> 01:31:36,752
NO, I'M NOT GOING
TO UNTIE HER.
2454
01:31:36,795 --> 01:31:38,536
HEY, YOU TIED HER UP.
GO UNTIE HER.
2455
01:31:38,580 --> 01:31:40,364
MARTY BARNES, YOU GO
UNTIE HER YOURSELF.
2456
01:31:40,407 --> 01:31:43,062
NO, YOU TIED HER UP.
YOU GO UNTIE HER.
2457
01:31:43,106 --> 01:31:45,587
GO UNTIE HER, MARTY!
2458
01:31:45,630 --> 01:31:47,414
NOW!
2459
01:31:48,720 --> 01:31:51,375
FINE, I'LL UNTIE HER.
2460
01:31:55,814 --> 01:31:58,643
IT'S NOT THAT BIG
OF DEAL TO ME.
2461
01:31:58,687 --> 01:32:02,604
I'M GOING. I'M GOING.
2462
01:32:06,390 --> 01:32:07,130
HI.
2463
01:32:07,173 --> 01:32:09,349
EVIE, HI, HI.
2464
01:32:09,393 --> 01:32:12,004
HI. LISTEN, UM...
2465
01:32:12,048 --> 01:32:13,179
BEFORE I UNTIE YOU,
2466
01:32:13,223 --> 01:32:15,007
WHILE I HAVE
YOUR ATTENTION,
2467
01:32:15,051 --> 01:32:16,226
I JUST WANTED TO...
2468
01:32:16,269 --> 01:32:19,098
TAKE A MINUTE AND SAY,
YOU KNOW, THAT, UM...
2469
01:32:19,142 --> 01:32:20,665
I KNOW THIS IS
GOING TO BE
2470
01:32:20,709 --> 01:32:23,015
REALLY ROUGH
ON YOU AND DAVE, AND...
2471
01:32:23,059 --> 01:32:25,365
IT'S PROBABLY
GOING TO END UP IN...
2472
01:32:25,409 --> 01:32:27,803
A DIVORCE
FOR THE TWO OF YOU,
2473
01:32:27,846 --> 01:32:30,283
WHICH IS REALLY SAD.
2474
01:32:30,327 --> 01:32:32,372
OK, WHAT I'M THINKING IS,
2475
01:32:32,416 --> 01:32:33,635
WHAT I'M THINKING IS,
2476
01:32:33,678 --> 01:32:35,898
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE HALF
OF DAVE'S MONEY, RIGHT?
2477
01:32:35,941 --> 01:32:38,378
AND I GOT A REALLY
GOOD INVESTMENT FOR YOU,
2478
01:32:38,422 --> 01:32:41,033
A REALLY GOOD PROJECT
THAT I'M WORKING ON.
2479
01:32:41,077 --> 01:32:42,992
IT'S SOMETHING...
2480
01:32:47,605 --> 01:32:48,737
HEY, BEAUTIFUL.
2481
01:32:48,780 --> 01:32:49,781
HEY, HONEY.
2482
01:32:49,825 --> 01:32:50,739
LOOK AT YOU.
2483
01:32:50,782 --> 01:32:51,653
LIKE MY HAIR?
2484
01:32:51,696 --> 01:32:53,306
WOW. OH, YEAH.
ARE YOU KIDDING?
2485
01:32:53,350 --> 01:32:54,743
I'M CRAZY ABOUT IT.
2486
01:32:54,786 --> 01:32:55,613
GREAT.
2487
01:32:55,657 --> 01:32:56,745
YOU HUNGRY?
2488
01:32:56,788 --> 01:32:57,572
YEAH. I'M STARVED.
2489
01:32:57,615 --> 01:32:58,964
CAN WE GO
SOMEPLACE NICE?
2490
01:32:59,008 --> 01:33:01,967
ANYWHERE YOU WANT.
YOU KNOW THAT.
2491
01:33:03,839 --> 01:33:04,840
HI. I'M HENRY.
2492
01:33:04,883 --> 01:33:06,624
HENRY. MARTY.
NICE TO MEET YOU, MAN.
2493
01:33:06,668 --> 01:33:07,669
NICE TO MEET YOU.
2494
01:33:07,712 --> 01:33:09,627
DO YOU LIKE
HER NEW HAIR?
2495
01:33:09,671 --> 01:33:10,976
HER HAIR?
2496
01:33:11,020 --> 01:33:12,978
YEAH, YEAH,
I LIKE HER HAIR.
2497
01:33:13,022 --> 01:33:14,806
THANKS.
2498
01:33:14,850 --> 01:33:16,634
NICE MEETING YOU,
HENRY.
2499
01:33:16,678 --> 01:33:17,679
BYE-BYE.
2500
01:33:17,722 --> 01:33:18,723
SEE YOU, HENRY.
2501
01:33:18,767 --> 01:33:19,768
YOU LIKE THIS RESTAURANT,
DON'T YOU?
2502
01:33:19,811 --> 01:33:22,161
MM-HMM. YEAH.
ALWAYS DID.
2503
01:33:22,205 --> 01:33:23,510
I KNOW YOU DID.
2504
01:33:23,554 --> 01:33:24,686
YOU KNOW WHAT?
2505
01:33:24,729 --> 01:33:26,688
WE'RE GONNA START
COMING HERE AGAIN A LOT.
2506
01:33:26,731 --> 01:33:29,691
WOW. THAT'D BE NICE.
THANKS.
2507
01:33:29,734 --> 01:33:31,257
GOOD.
2508
01:33:31,301 --> 01:33:33,520
WHAT DID YOU THINK
OF HENRY?
2509
01:33:33,564 --> 01:33:34,913
THE GUY AT YOUR SALON?
2510
01:33:34,957 --> 01:33:35,653
MM-HMM.
2511
01:33:35,697 --> 01:33:36,785
SEEMED LIKE A NICE GUY.
2512
01:33:36,828 --> 01:33:39,222
DO YOU THINK HE'S
OPENLY BISEXUAL?
2513
01:33:39,265 --> 01:33:42,399
WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
OPENLY BISEXUAL?
2514
01:33:42,442 --> 01:33:44,923
WELL, IF I WENT IN THERE
THIS AFTERNOON, AND I WENT,
2515
01:33:44,967 --> 01:33:46,795
"HEY, IS ANYBODY
IN HERE BISEXUAL,"
2516
01:33:46,838 --> 01:33:49,014
WHAT DO YOU THINK
LITTLE HENRY WOULD DO?
2517
01:33:49,058 --> 01:33:51,277
WHAT'S YOUR POINT,
LAURA?
2518
01:33:51,321 --> 01:33:53,715
I THINK HE'D
BE GOOD FOR YOU.
2519
01:33:53,758 --> 01:33:56,152
GOOD FOR ME?
2520
01:33:57,544 --> 01:33:59,416
YOU'RE MESSING
WITH ME, RIGHT?
2521
01:33:59,459 --> 01:34:01,287
YEAH.
2522
01:34:02,724 --> 01:34:04,639
I MIGHT BE.
2523
01:34:04,682 --> 01:34:06,684
[WOMAN SCREAMS]
2524
01:34:06,728 --> 01:34:09,905
♪ DON'T DO IT,
DON'T DO IT ♪
2525
01:34:10,732 --> 01:34:12,777
♪ RUDE BOY
2526
01:34:14,692 --> 01:34:16,912
♪ GONNA LOVE THAT
2527
01:34:18,043 --> 01:34:19,131
♪ DON'T WATCH IT
2528
01:34:19,175 --> 01:34:20,829
♪ RUB IT UP
2529
01:34:20,872 --> 01:34:22,004
♪ PUSH IT UP
2530
01:34:22,047 --> 01:34:25,877
♪ WIND AND GRIND,
MAKE YOU FEEL SO FINE ♪
2531
01:34:25,921 --> 01:34:27,705
♪ ROCK IT RIGHT
2532
01:34:27,749 --> 01:34:29,054
♪ THROUGH
THE NIGHT ♪
2533
01:34:29,098 --> 01:34:32,710
♪ GIRL, I'M GONNA
MAKE IT MINE, ALL MINE ♪
2534
01:34:32,754 --> 01:34:34,451
♪ SKA LOVER, SKA LOVER
2535
01:34:34,494 --> 01:34:35,800
♪ THE DOUBLE TROUBLE LOVER
2536
01:34:35,844 --> 01:34:36,845
♪ MIND WHAT YOU DO
2537
01:34:36,888 --> 01:34:39,108
♪ BECAUSE YOU MIGHT
GET TOUCHED ♪
2538
01:34:39,151 --> 01:34:42,024
♪ 2 WOMEN, 2 WOMEN
THEN THAT MIGHT BE TOO MUCH ♪
2539
01:34:42,067 --> 01:34:46,289
♪ YOU KNOW THEM LITTLE GIRLS,
THEY'VE GOT THE SPECIAL TOUCH ♪
2540
01:34:46,332 --> 01:34:48,683
♪ RUB IT UP
2541
01:34:48,726 --> 01:34:49,858
♪ PUSH IT UP
2542
01:34:49,901 --> 01:34:53,557
♪ WIND AND GRIND,
MAKE YOU FEEL SO FINE ♪
2543
01:34:53,600 --> 01:34:54,993
♪ ROCK IT RIGHT
2544
01:34:55,037 --> 01:34:56,429
♪ THROUGH
THE NIGHT ♪
2545
01:34:56,473 --> 01:34:59,389
♪ GIRL, I'M GONNA MAKE
YOU MINE, ALL MINE ♪
2546
01:34:59,432 --> 01:35:01,565
♪ DON'T DO IT, DON'T DO IT
2547
01:35:01,608 --> 01:35:03,698
♪ GONNA LIKE THAT
2548
01:35:04,437 --> 01:35:06,526
♪ GONNA LIKE THAT
2549
01:35:07,789 --> 01:35:10,443
♪ SKA LOVER, SKA LOVER
2550
01:35:10,487 --> 01:35:11,967
♪ SKA LOVER
2551
01:35:12,010 --> 01:35:13,795
♪ DO IT
2552
01:35:13,838 --> 01:35:15,100
♪ SKA LOVER, SKA LOVER
2553
01:35:15,144 --> 01:35:16,623
♪ THE DOUBLE TROUBLE LOVER
2554
01:35:16,667 --> 01:35:19,670
♪ WOMAN TO WOMAN,
SAY, YOU GET TOO HOT ♪
2555
01:35:19,714 --> 01:35:23,021
♪ HOME-COURT ADVANTAGE,
IT'S A 3-POINT SHOT ♪
2556
01:35:23,065 --> 01:35:27,634
♪ SO WHY WON'T YOU DO ME,
'CAUSE YOUR MY BIG CATCH ♪
2557
01:35:27,678 --> 01:35:29,245
♪ RUB IT UP
2558
01:35:29,288 --> 01:35:30,550
♪ PUSH IT UP
2559
01:35:30,594 --> 01:35:34,250
♪ WIND AND GRIND,
MAKE YOU FEEL SO FINE ♪
2560
01:35:34,293 --> 01:35:35,817
♪ ROCK IT RIGHT
2561
01:35:35,860 --> 01:35:37,166
♪ THROUGH
THE NIGHT ♪
2562
01:35:37,209 --> 01:35:41,997
♪ GIRL, I'M GONNA MAKE
YOU MINE, ALL MINE ♪
2563
01:35:53,095 --> 01:35:54,792
♪ WATCH THE LINE,
RUDE BOY ♪
2564
01:35:54,836 --> 01:35:56,707
♪ RUB IT UP
2565
01:35:56,751 --> 01:35:57,882
♪ PUSH IT UP
2566
01:35:57,926 --> 01:36:01,712
♪ WIND AND GRIND,
MAKE YOU FEEL SO FINE ♪
2567
01:36:01,756 --> 01:36:03,192
♪ ROCK IT RIGHT
2568
01:36:03,235 --> 01:36:04,628
♪ THROUGH
THE NIGHT ♪
2569
01:36:04,671 --> 01:36:08,588
♪ GIRL, I'M GONNA MAKE
YOU MINE, ALL MINE ♪
2570
01:36:08,632 --> 01:36:10,112
♪ RUB IT UP
2571
01:36:10,155 --> 01:36:11,374
♪ PUSH IT UP
2572
01:36:11,417 --> 01:36:15,073
♪ WIND AND GRIND,
MAKE YOU FEEL SO FINE ♪
2573
01:36:15,117 --> 01:36:16,727
♪ ROCK IT RIGHT
2574
01:36:16,771 --> 01:36:18,511
♪ THROUGH
THE NIGHT ♪
2575
01:36:18,555 --> 01:36:19,904
♪ SKA LOVER, SKA LOVER
2576
01:36:19,948 --> 01:36:21,297
♪ THE DOUBLE TROUBLE LOVER
2577
01:36:21,340 --> 01:36:24,822
♪ WOMAN TO WOMAN,
SAY, YOU GET TOO HOT ♪
2578
01:36:24,866 --> 01:36:27,825
♪ HOME-COURT ADVANTAGE,
IT'S A 3-POINT SHOT ♪
2579
01:36:27,869 --> 01:36:32,308
♪ SO WHY WON'T YOU DO ME,
'CAUSE YOUR MY BIG CATCH ♪
2580
01:36:32,351 --> 01:36:34,092
♪ RUB IT UP
2581
01:36:34,136 --> 01:36:35,267
♪ PUSH IT UP
2582
01:36:35,311 --> 01:36:39,141
♪ WIND AND GRIND,
MAKE YOU FEEL SO FINE ♪
2583
01:36:39,184 --> 01:36:40,751
♪ ROCK IT RIGHT
2584
01:36:40,795 --> 01:36:42,013
♪ THROUGH
THE NIGHT ♪
2585
01:36:42,057 --> 01:36:46,670
♪ GIRL, I'M GONNA MAKE
YOU MINE, ALL MINE ♪
2586
01:36:57,768 --> 01:36:59,509
♪ WATCH THE LINE,
RUDE BOY ♪
2587
01:36:59,552 --> 01:37:01,380
♪ RUB IT UP
2588
01:37:01,424 --> 01:37:02,555
♪ PUSH IT UP
2589
01:37:02,599 --> 01:37:06,472
♪ WIND AND GRIND,
MAKE YOU FEEL SO FINE ♪
2590
01:37:06,516 --> 01:37:07,909
♪ ROCK IT RIGHT
2591
01:37:07,952 --> 01:37:09,214
♪ THROUGH
THE NIGHT ♪
2592
01:37:09,258 --> 01:37:13,262
♪ GIRL, I'M GONNA MAKE
YOU MINE, ALL MINE ♪
2593
01:37:13,305 --> 01:37:14,829
♪ RUB IT UP
2594
01:37:14,872 --> 01:37:16,047
♪ PUSH IT UP
2595
01:37:16,091 --> 01:37:19,964
♪ WIND AND GRIND,
MAKE YOU FEEL SO FINE ♪
2596
01:37:20,008 --> 01:37:21,661
♪ ROCK IT RIGHT
2597
01:37:21,705 --> 01:37:22,924
♪ THROUGH
THE NIGHT ♪
2598
01:37:22,967 --> 01:37:26,057
♪ GIRL, I'M GONNA MAKE
YOU MINE, ALL MINE ♪
2599
01:37:26,101 --> 01:37:27,624
♪ DON'T DO IT
2600
01:37:27,667 --> 01:37:30,409
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2601
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