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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:39,707 Just grab it with your hand and hold tight 2 00:01:39,875 --> 00:01:41,792 so that it doesn't slip out. 3 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:44,082 I don't think I want to do it. 4 00:01:44,250 --> 00:01:47,292 You have to, or nothing will change. 5 00:01:47,457 --> 00:01:48,750 I just can't. 6 00:01:49,082 --> 00:01:52,082 You can. It's no big deal. 7 00:01:52,250 --> 00:01:55,207 You want me to take matters into my own hands? 8 00:01:55,375 --> 00:01:57,042 You may say so. 9 00:01:57,207 --> 00:01:59,457 What will I say at the confession? 10 00:01:59,582 --> 00:02:02,457 Ever heard of a Greek orgasm? 11 00:02:03,707 --> 00:02:06,500 It is about releasing anger. 12 00:02:07,292 --> 00:02:11,042 - I don't know if I can handle that. - Yes, you can. 13 00:02:11,207 --> 00:02:14,417 Just let your body do the job. 14 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:19,625 - Have you done this before? - No. It's going to be my first time. 15 00:02:19,792 --> 00:02:21,375 Mine too. 16 00:02:21,500 --> 00:02:24,417 The first time is always painful. 17 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:29,667 Relax. 18 00:02:34,042 --> 00:02:35,167 Be brave. 19 00:02:36,625 --> 00:02:38,792 You slut...! 20 00:02:39,542 --> 00:02:42,000 - First name? - Michalina. 21 00:02:43,957 --> 00:02:46,250 - Family name? - Wislocka. 22 00:02:50,417 --> 00:02:55,082 - Place of work? - Family Planning Association Clinic. 23 00:02:58,792 --> 00:03:00,625 Profession? 24 00:03:01,707 --> 00:03:03,542 Doctor. 25 00:03:03,707 --> 00:03:06,707 - What kind of doctor? - Women's affairs. 26 00:03:06,832 --> 00:03:09,000 Do you often beat up men so hard? 27 00:03:09,082 --> 00:03:13,250 - Only if they beat up my patients. - So he fell down the stairs? 28 00:03:16,207 --> 00:03:17,792 Enough. 29 00:03:21,582 --> 00:03:24,457 Remember you did it for love. 30 00:03:24,542 --> 00:03:28,500 What exactly do you offer in that clinic, citizen? 31 00:03:28,667 --> 00:03:31,125 Love, officer... 32 00:03:31,292 --> 00:03:32,667 love. 33 00:03:55,167 --> 00:03:56,750 Listen... 34 00:03:57,292 --> 00:04:00,207 Do you have any erotic fantasies? 35 00:04:00,375 --> 00:04:02,125 What do you mean? 36 00:04:02,292 --> 00:04:06,250 Something you'd like to do with me, or another woman? 37 00:04:06,417 --> 00:04:08,332 Another woman? 38 00:04:08,542 --> 00:04:12,457 Do you have a dream you're too ashamed to talk about? 39 00:04:15,332 --> 00:04:17,417 We just did it. 40 00:04:20,375 --> 00:04:22,125 Of course. 41 00:04:27,292 --> 00:04:31,000 See, Boruta? We're never going to know. 42 00:04:44,957 --> 00:04:50,667 THE ART OF LOVING THE STORY OF MICHALINA WISLOCKA 43 00:05:02,791 --> 00:05:07,083 DIRECTED BY 44 00:05:09,375 --> 00:05:14,083 Everyone dreams of a great role they will play in life. 45 00:05:14,166 --> 00:05:17,207 Of a full loving audience. 46 00:05:17,375 --> 00:05:23,417 However, the audience that would give us the sense of security and self-value 47 00:05:23,542 --> 00:05:27,000 can be gained only through the loving people 48 00:05:27,167 --> 00:05:29,542 that walk arm to arm with us. 49 00:05:30,040 --> 00:05:33,042 �Vulva� - no. It sounds like a disease. 50 00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:36,040 �Pussy� - no. You're not a little girl. 51 00:05:36,125 --> 00:05:38,457 - Vagina? - Too anatomical. 52 00:05:39,582 --> 00:05:41,415 - A dumpling. - What? 53 00:05:41,500 --> 00:05:43,000 A dumpling. 54 00:05:43,790 --> 00:05:47,082 You're surprising me. Isn't it masculine? 55 00:05:47,167 --> 00:05:50,832 - That's why you need to have your book published. - Thank you. 56 00:05:50,917 --> 00:05:54,667 Girls in our publishing house are fighting for your typescript. 57 00:05:54,832 --> 00:05:58,707 I've read it several times myself. I couldn't sleep for three nights. 58 00:05:58,875 --> 00:06:03,958 I think I convinced them. The publisher is positive. It may work out. 59 00:06:05,208 --> 00:06:07,666 - How old are you, dear? - 25. 60 00:06:07,833 --> 00:06:13,458 - So you're just getting in the heat. - I don't really drink that much, doctor. 61 00:06:13,541 --> 00:06:17,375 I mean your intimate life. Have you had an orgasm yet? 62 00:06:18,417 --> 00:06:20,582 You will. Take your time. 63 00:06:20,832 --> 00:06:24,375 Since we're supposed to work together, you may call me Miska. 64 00:06:24,500 --> 00:06:26,957 - Tereska. - And this is Boruta. 65 00:06:27,125 --> 00:06:30,875 I'll fight for that book as much as I can, doctor. 66 00:06:31,082 --> 00:06:35,750 It's not going to be easy though. You have adversaries. 67 00:06:35,957 --> 00:06:38,957 Me? Adversaries? First time I hear about it. 68 00:06:39,042 --> 00:06:42,917 The Department of Culture has received 10 reviews of your book 69 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:45,957 from reputable experts. All are negative. 70 00:06:46,042 --> 00:06:50,250 A recurring objection regards the explicit sexual content, 71 00:06:50,332 --> 00:06:53,750 and the non-academic language, quote end quote. 72 00:06:54,375 --> 00:07:00,375 It is an informative book that deals with sexual issues of couples. 73 00:07:00,500 --> 00:07:02,791 How could it be explicit? 74 00:07:03,250 --> 00:07:07,958 - So you want to promote all this? - No. 75 00:07:08,125 --> 00:07:10,458 I want to make people conscious. 76 00:07:10,625 --> 00:07:13,458 Socialism is about enlightenment, isn't it? 77 00:07:13,625 --> 00:07:15,083 Of course. 78 00:07:15,208 --> 00:07:17,292 But this is lewd filth. 79 00:07:18,750 --> 00:07:20,875 Don't you like sex? 80 00:07:22,457 --> 00:07:25,332 Relax. Everyone does it. 81 00:07:25,792 --> 00:07:31,332 - But why talk about it? - Because they don't do it right. 82 00:07:33,125 --> 00:07:38,792 - I don't think I fully understand you. - I'll explain it to you. 83 00:07:39,250 --> 00:07:41,875 A woman may find pleasure in sex too. 84 00:07:42,082 --> 00:07:45,292 It can be more than just a marital obligation. 85 00:07:45,457 --> 00:07:47,832 Aren't you pushing it too far? 86 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:49,957 Tell me honestly, 87 00:07:50,042 --> 00:07:53,417 was there a single woman among the reviewers? 88 00:07:53,542 --> 00:07:55,250 - No. - They're afraid. 89 00:07:55,332 --> 00:07:58,292 So far the books on sex have been written by men. 90 00:07:58,375 --> 00:08:01,208 The strength of �The Art of Loving� is its author's gender. 91 00:08:01,291 --> 00:08:05,333 - So you're the strength of the book? - Yes. Do you know why? 92 00:08:05,416 --> 00:08:06,500 No. 93 00:08:06,666 --> 00:08:10,000 Because I see the misery of Polish women every day. 94 00:08:10,166 --> 00:08:13,708 Why am I wasting my breath? You know what I do. 95 00:08:13,875 --> 00:08:15,458 Well, yes... 96 00:08:17,250 --> 00:08:19,042 we know a little bit. 97 00:08:21,292 --> 00:08:23,667 You lived in a triangle. 98 00:08:24,457 --> 00:08:29,457 - What does it matter? - What about the author's ethics? 99 00:08:29,625 --> 00:08:31,792 Are you a priest? 100 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:35,457 We're talking about the sexual life of 30 million Poles. 101 00:08:35,625 --> 00:08:39,125 It's an important part of man's life, including the socialist one. 102 00:08:39,207 --> 00:08:42,332 - But talking about these issues... - About sex. 103 00:08:42,417 --> 00:08:45,332 Yes, thank you! ...causes families to fall apart. 104 00:08:45,417 --> 00:08:49,582 No, you don't get it. It cements the families. 105 00:08:49,667 --> 00:08:52,750 I don't remember anyone ever bringing up the issue 106 00:08:52,957 --> 00:08:57,582 of the nation's deficiency in this respect on any administrative level! 107 00:08:57,750 --> 00:09:02,375 You have no idea how many surgeries I've performed after illegal abortions! 108 00:09:02,500 --> 00:09:05,832 - It's a skeleton in the closet! - Okay, we'll inform 109 00:09:06,042 --> 00:09:09,625 the publishing house management about our decision. Goodbye. 110 00:09:10,457 --> 00:09:12,750 Where are you from? 111 00:09:14,250 --> 00:09:17,000 - What do you mean? - Where are you from? 112 00:09:17,082 --> 00:09:18,832 I don't get it? 113 00:09:18,917 --> 00:09:22,125 - I'm from Warsaw. - You're from a vagina. 114 00:09:23,207 --> 00:09:26,375 And you weren't found in a cabbage patch either. 115 00:09:32,292 --> 00:09:33,957 Did you see it? 116 00:09:34,125 --> 00:09:36,167 I got sweat all over. 117 00:09:36,332 --> 00:09:38,957 She's totally fucked up. 118 00:09:39,125 --> 00:09:43,667 - I want no war with the Church. - Don't you like sex? 119 00:09:48,542 --> 00:09:51,625 Precisely. Freeze it. 120 00:09:51,707 --> 00:09:54,417 - In a triangle? - I'll tell you one day. 121 00:09:54,542 --> 00:09:58,292 - Have I said something wrong again? - Not at all. 122 00:09:59,542 --> 00:10:01,207 Doctor? 123 00:10:01,375 --> 00:10:02,832 Doctor! 124 00:10:03,542 --> 00:10:06,500 - We made it, doctor. - Did they approve? 125 00:10:06,667 --> 00:10:10,125 No. It's me. Remember me? I was your patient. 126 00:10:10,292 --> 00:10:14,457 I had problems with my husband. You recommended playing dress-up. 127 00:10:14,582 --> 00:10:18,625 - I remember. How is it? - It's absolutely wonderful. 128 00:10:18,792 --> 00:10:22,542 You're the best. It's so pleasurable now. 129 00:10:22,707 --> 00:10:27,750 My man plays on me as if on an African drum. 130 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:31,000 - Very well. - I can't thank you enough. 131 00:10:31,167 --> 00:10:34,542 - No problem, dear. Good luck. - Thank you. 132 00:10:37,207 --> 00:10:41,417 It gets boring after a couple of years of marriage, doesn't it? 133 00:10:45,292 --> 00:10:46,500 LODZ, 1939 134 00:10:46,667 --> 00:10:48,457 That's him. 135 00:10:50,417 --> 00:10:53,457 - Quite handsome. - He's a genius. 136 00:10:53,582 --> 00:10:54,832 A biologist. 137 00:10:55,875 --> 00:10:59,125 - Too old for you. - Not at all. 138 00:10:59,292 --> 00:11:02,250 We'll be like Pierre and Marie Curie. 139 00:11:03,082 --> 00:11:06,167 You know how much he's liked by the girls. 140 00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:07,625 Morons. 141 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:10,125 They know nothing about biology. 142 00:11:14,792 --> 00:11:18,582 - It's so overgrown with duckweed. - Mind yours doesn't get so. 143 00:11:18,750 --> 00:11:20,292 Wanda! 144 00:11:21,542 --> 00:11:24,167 He's kind of still. 145 00:11:26,957 --> 00:11:29,250 I'm gonna die! He's drowned! 146 00:11:41,542 --> 00:11:44,582 Is it polite to be peeping like that? 147 00:11:45,082 --> 00:11:48,375 This is Staszek. My face is a bit higher. 148 00:11:48,667 --> 00:11:52,167 - I'm Stach. Hi. - Michalina. 149 00:11:59,832 --> 00:12:03,332 - I am Wanda. - She's my friend. 150 00:12:03,750 --> 00:12:05,625 Don't say a word. 151 00:12:07,500 --> 00:12:09,082 What's going on here? 152 00:12:09,250 --> 00:12:11,832 What's going on with you, boys? 153 00:12:12,042 --> 00:12:14,292 Don't scare my wife! 154 00:12:14,917 --> 00:12:17,667 It's okay. Soldiers need a break too. 155 00:12:17,832 --> 00:12:21,667 Take your pants off and hop in the water. No one's going to see you here. 156 00:12:21,750 --> 00:12:24,500 - Don't tell anyone. - I won't. 157 00:12:34,042 --> 00:12:36,792 WARSAW, 1941 158 00:12:46,167 --> 00:12:48,332 Wait. 159 00:12:50,125 --> 00:12:52,207 Wait, Stan! 160 00:12:52,500 --> 00:12:54,375 Miska! 161 00:12:54,457 --> 00:12:56,375 Damn it! 162 00:12:58,375 --> 00:13:02,707 - You could at least pretend to like it. - We were not to lie to each other. 163 00:13:02,875 --> 00:13:07,292 - You don't love me. - I do, but it never stops hurting. 164 00:13:08,667 --> 00:13:12,750 But you know how much I need it. 165 00:13:12,832 --> 00:13:15,375 You could at least... 166 00:13:16,375 --> 00:13:21,457 If you had been more gentle the first time, it might not hurt so much now. 167 00:13:26,875 --> 00:13:28,082 Tell me... 168 00:13:29,125 --> 00:13:33,000 ...are you a soul with a body, or a body with a soul? 169 00:13:34,332 --> 00:13:36,375 What do you think? 170 00:13:36,500 --> 00:13:39,417 Of course I am a body that has... 171 00:13:40,457 --> 00:13:41,792 a mind. 172 00:13:42,582 --> 00:13:45,500 But I am a soul, and I have no need for a body. 173 00:13:45,667 --> 00:13:48,457 The soul'll always manage without the body. 174 00:13:48,625 --> 00:13:51,125 - After death. - We must be going. 175 00:13:51,207 --> 00:13:53,292 - Really? - Do you want to eat? 176 00:13:59,500 --> 00:14:02,582 Feeding lice is like the Russian roulette. 177 00:14:02,750 --> 00:14:06,417 The chance of getting infected is like one to six. 178 00:14:06,542 --> 00:14:08,207 Interesting. 179 00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:12,625 Next one, please. 180 00:14:15,207 --> 00:14:17,625 - It's really hot. - Yes. 181 00:14:18,375 --> 00:14:20,375 You've got to watch the time, 182 00:14:20,625 --> 00:14:24,000 because the lab lice never know when to stop feeding. 183 00:14:24,167 --> 00:14:26,667 They keep feeding until they burst. 184 00:14:26,832 --> 00:14:31,375 Yours still look miserable. They are just starting. 185 00:14:31,457 --> 00:14:35,082 I'm trying to imagine I'm somewhere else. 186 00:14:36,457 --> 00:14:38,582 Excuse me, then. 187 00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:49,042 - What? Are you okay? - No. I feel like I'm drunk. 188 00:14:49,207 --> 00:14:52,375 I feel weird too. It's getting to us. 189 00:14:59,250 --> 00:15:03,457 Two women are living with one academic whom they adore. 190 00:15:04,957 --> 00:15:08,582 - Is he a biologist too? - Something like that. 191 00:15:08,750 --> 00:15:11,792 He has a spiritual connection with one of them, 192 00:15:11,957 --> 00:15:15,375 - and sleeps with the other one. - Is that what you want? 193 00:15:20,832 --> 00:15:23,250 I've missed her so much. 194 00:15:24,417 --> 00:15:26,542 You're seeing her tomorrow. 195 00:15:26,707 --> 00:15:29,667 I don't remember the last time I saw her. 196 00:15:29,832 --> 00:15:32,542 What do you need Wanda for? You have me. 197 00:15:32,707 --> 00:15:35,292 We're like sisters, remember? 198 00:15:36,375 --> 00:15:39,625 Do you want me to be your learned maharajah? 199 00:15:39,875 --> 00:15:41,000 Stas! 200 00:15:41,167 --> 00:15:44,875 Stas! Let me read! 201 00:15:48,582 --> 00:15:49,667 Get out! 202 00:15:49,790 --> 00:15:51,375 - What's that? - Move! 203 00:15:51,457 --> 00:15:54,000 - I'm German! This is my wife! - Out! 204 00:15:54,082 --> 00:15:55,625 Get out! 205 00:16:02,125 --> 00:16:04,792 - Everyone must be gone by tonight. - Yes, sir. 206 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:06,500 What did he say? 207 00:16:06,667 --> 00:16:09,875 They'll take everyone away by tonight. 208 00:16:16,417 --> 00:16:18,792 - Come with me! - Shut up, you whore! 209 00:16:18,957 --> 00:16:22,332 Let me go alone! 210 00:16:31,082 --> 00:16:33,125 I haven't called for a whore. 211 00:16:33,292 --> 00:16:36,042 There are two people here by pure accident. 212 00:16:36,207 --> 00:16:39,000 He's German, and she is his wife. 213 00:16:39,167 --> 00:16:41,582 They shouldn't be here. 214 00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:43,542 She's pretty. 215 00:16:45,582 --> 00:16:48,457 You may see more of the pretty stuff. 216 00:16:48,542 --> 00:16:51,500 It's nice you want to save your friends. 217 00:16:55,542 --> 00:16:59,332 I'll leave you my friend as a guarantee. You can kill him if I run away. 218 00:16:59,542 --> 00:17:03,792 - Yes. - Schiller. Do you like Schiller? 219 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:06,208 - Yes. - My favorite poet. 220 00:17:18,166 --> 00:17:22,750 Unfortunately, you're barking up the wrong tree. 221 00:17:24,708 --> 00:17:26,291 Whore! 222 00:17:26,458 --> 00:17:29,083 I'm not one of them. 223 00:17:29,208 --> 00:17:31,333 - Get out! - Wrong address. 224 00:17:32,083 --> 00:17:35,375 I knew that faggot wouldn't like her. 225 00:17:35,958 --> 00:17:37,541 Come here. 226 00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:05,708 Get up! Quick! Out! 227 00:18:05,791 --> 00:18:07,416 Hurry! 228 00:18:08,041 --> 00:18:08,916 Out! 229 00:18:10,333 --> 00:18:13,125 - Get out! Move! Out! - I can do it myself. 230 00:18:16,458 --> 00:18:19,291 - Everybody! Get out! - Relax, please! 231 00:18:25,958 --> 00:18:30,291 Get in! Hurry! 232 00:18:31,375 --> 00:18:32,666 Wait! 233 00:18:33,791 --> 00:18:35,875 Wait, please! 234 00:18:36,083 --> 00:18:40,208 - This is for you. - Me, and my wife. 235 00:18:42,291 --> 00:18:45,708 - Here. - Wait. 236 00:18:46,666 --> 00:18:49,125 - You may leave. - Thank you. 237 00:19:14,541 --> 00:19:17,625 - Good morning, doctor. - Good morning. 238 00:19:26,291 --> 00:19:31,666 - I need to see Doctor Wislocka. - Gosh! I only have one pair of hands. 239 00:19:31,833 --> 00:19:35,958 - Take a seat and wait. - Okay. Thank you. 240 00:19:49,583 --> 00:19:52,791 - Doctor. - What? Not now. 241 00:19:54,291 --> 00:19:55,791 Give me a moment. 242 00:20:04,333 --> 00:20:07,458 When can you see us, doctor? 243 00:20:07,625 --> 00:20:10,375 Relax, ladies. I'll see you all. 244 00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:12,041 Relax. 245 00:20:13,333 --> 00:20:15,083 Just a moment. 246 00:20:15,250 --> 00:20:18,458 I know him. He was here with his wife last week. 247 00:20:18,625 --> 00:20:23,458 She's still a virgin after 2 years of marriage. A terrible mismatch. 248 00:20:24,291 --> 00:20:26,500 - Hello. - Hi. 249 00:20:27,541 --> 00:20:30,458 Show me that wonder inside. 250 00:20:31,416 --> 00:20:34,375 - What? - Don't be shy. I'm a doctor. 251 00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:37,583 - Pull your pants down. - Relax. 252 00:20:43,958 --> 00:20:47,125 You're pretty handsome. Size doesn't matter. 253 00:20:47,291 --> 00:20:50,458 What matters is imagination, and the proper technique. 254 00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:53,250 - Do you know the epaulet position? - Feet here. 255 00:20:53,415 --> 00:20:57,583 My colleague will explain everything. Have a chat. Man to man. 256 00:20:57,666 --> 00:21:02,791 You need to understand your vagina is not a source of pain and shame. 257 00:21:03,708 --> 00:21:07,750 It's the source of power, joy, and pleasure. 258 00:21:07,958 --> 00:21:12,833 - All I want is to get pregnant. - During the orgasm, the uterus 259 00:21:12,916 --> 00:21:16,458 contracts and relaxes, and that's when fertilization is the easiest. 260 00:21:16,583 --> 00:21:19,333 So I'll get pregnant, if I enjoy myself? 261 00:21:19,458 --> 00:21:21,541 From what I can see... 262 00:21:23,458 --> 00:21:27,458 ...your clitoris is pretty recessed from the vaginal ostium. 263 00:21:27,583 --> 00:21:30,041 - What? - Your clitoris. Get up. 264 00:21:31,875 --> 00:21:36,125 The fold of skin with a button right below the pubic symphysis. 265 00:21:36,291 --> 00:21:38,666 You've got a little rose there. 266 00:21:38,833 --> 00:21:41,750 Imagine a bald guy in a kayak. 267 00:21:42,333 --> 00:21:46,250 - Do you masturbate, honey? - I thought that it's unhealthy. 268 00:21:46,416 --> 00:21:50,750 What can be unhealthy about self-love. Lie down over there. 269 00:21:50,958 --> 00:21:53,166 On the side. 270 00:21:56,083 --> 00:22:01,291 Pull your knees up. Grab them with your hands. 271 00:22:01,708 --> 00:22:04,666 Contract the vaginal muscles now. 272 00:22:04,833 --> 00:22:09,625 Contract, and relax. Contract, and relax rhythmically. 273 00:22:09,791 --> 00:22:12,166 Exhale. Exhale. 274 00:22:12,333 --> 00:22:14,875 Inhale, exhale. 275 00:22:15,083 --> 00:22:18,833 - Inhale... - I can't feel anything, doctor. 276 00:22:19,041 --> 00:22:22,833 - Do you like the Red Guitars? - I prefer jazz. 277 00:22:23,041 --> 00:22:24,583 Great. 278 00:22:25,500 --> 00:22:27,625 Very well. 279 00:22:30,708 --> 00:22:36,041 This is what love is all about- improvising. 280 00:22:38,708 --> 00:22:41,500 Lay down! On your back. 281 00:22:42,125 --> 00:22:44,541 We'll do this in a different way. 282 00:22:44,708 --> 00:22:49,125 Comfortable? Relax, I'll put you in the mood. 283 00:22:53,666 --> 00:22:55,875 Touch yourself down there. 284 00:22:56,083 --> 00:22:57,625 Gently. 285 00:22:58,708 --> 00:23:01,250 Listen to the music. 286 00:23:02,041 --> 00:23:04,250 Hear the sax? 287 00:23:06,208 --> 00:23:09,833 Imagine the sax is your fingers. 288 00:23:10,708 --> 00:23:13,208 Let's improvise. 289 00:23:49,500 --> 00:23:53,875 Michalina! It's about time you visited me. 290 00:23:54,083 --> 00:23:55,958 Visit yourself. 291 00:23:56,291 --> 00:23:59,375 I'm not going to give up hope. One day you'll be mine. 292 00:23:59,458 --> 00:24:01,291 - We'll see. - Fine. 293 00:24:06,208 --> 00:24:09,333 - Is that enough for those tangos? - Yes. 294 00:24:26,666 --> 00:24:27,708 Hi, boys! 295 00:24:39,125 --> 00:24:40,708 - Hi! - Geez! 296 00:24:40,875 --> 00:24:42,416 You scared me! 297 00:24:42,541 --> 00:24:45,208 Hello, honey. Aren't you at the Institute? 298 00:24:45,375 --> 00:24:48,083 I've got a lot of reading. It'd do you good too. 299 00:24:48,166 --> 00:24:50,291 I've just gotten back from the university. 300 00:24:50,375 --> 00:24:53,500 Exactly! Knowledge is not everything. 301 00:24:53,666 --> 00:24:58,208 You need to learn to use it. Studies won't help you in that. 302 00:24:59,125 --> 00:25:00,583 Come here. 303 00:25:03,416 --> 00:25:05,166 God, Miska! 304 00:25:05,250 --> 00:25:09,875 - We aren't eating butter this week. - You're amazing! 305 00:25:11,041 --> 00:25:14,291 - I got you some fertilizer. - Is it fresh? 306 00:25:14,458 --> 00:25:16,750 Very much so. One hour old. 307 00:25:22,458 --> 00:25:24,458 Come here, Wanda. 308 00:25:26,458 --> 00:25:28,208 What is it? 309 00:25:31,625 --> 00:25:33,833 Which one is bigger? 310 00:25:34,500 --> 00:25:37,583 Obviously, the one on the left. 311 00:25:37,708 --> 00:25:39,041 Precisely. 312 00:26:04,458 --> 00:26:06,958 How certain are you? 313 00:26:07,458 --> 00:26:10,416 The urine of a pregnant woman contains estrogens. 314 00:26:10,541 --> 00:26:14,666 A plant watered with it will grow faster. That's why we have 2 for comparison. 315 00:26:14,833 --> 00:26:17,041 - Are you sure? - Absolutely. 316 00:26:17,208 --> 00:26:19,625 We're going over it in our classes now. 317 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:24,416 Jesus... 318 00:26:24,541 --> 00:26:26,125 Miska! 319 00:26:26,291 --> 00:26:30,041 Look what Weigl has published about typhoid. 320 00:26:30,500 --> 00:26:33,208 What are you conspiring about? 321 00:26:33,375 --> 00:26:34,750 See? 322 00:26:35,750 --> 00:26:38,375 Our lice feeding made sense. 323 00:26:41,541 --> 00:26:44,250 - It's outdated. - How come? 324 00:26:44,416 --> 00:26:48,416 - This research is two years old. - What are you saying? 325 00:26:49,625 --> 00:26:52,291 - Where are you going? - To the hairdresser's. 326 00:26:52,458 --> 00:26:54,375 - Both of you? - Yes. 327 00:26:54,500 --> 00:26:58,250 - See what's on her head? - What's inside is what matters. 328 00:26:58,333 --> 00:27:02,083 - But you do want Wanda to look good. - Okay, okay. 329 00:27:02,250 --> 00:27:04,625 Jealous one. You too? 330 00:27:09,958 --> 00:27:12,000 Was there no butter?! 331 00:27:12,875 --> 00:27:14,458 What's that stench? 332 00:29:49,750 --> 00:29:51,666 Godparents please approach. 333 00:29:56,375 --> 00:29:59,333 Krzysztof, ego te baptismo. 334 00:29:59,416 --> 00:30:01,458 In nomine Patris... 335 00:30:07,208 --> 00:30:09,041 Quiet. 336 00:30:09,666 --> 00:30:13,333 Krystyna, ego te baptismo. 337 00:30:13,416 --> 00:30:14,916 In nomine Patris... 338 00:30:23,458 --> 00:30:25,083 It's a girl. 339 00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:28,166 Amen. 340 00:30:51,541 --> 00:30:54,291 Move closer to Jas, Mom. 341 00:30:54,458 --> 00:30:55,833 Stay still. 342 00:30:55,916 --> 00:30:57,458 Attention! 343 00:30:58,125 --> 00:31:00,458 We'll have a souvenir. 344 00:31:01,666 --> 00:31:03,458 Let's eat. 345 00:31:04,416 --> 00:31:08,166 The son is not only bigger, but also better-behaved. 346 00:31:08,333 --> 00:31:12,083 I don't know how Michalina is going to cope with twins. 347 00:31:12,250 --> 00:31:15,333 I guess you'll need to break up your studies. 348 00:31:15,416 --> 00:31:17,791 - Dad! Dad! - Stop drinking, Jas! 349 00:31:17,875 --> 00:31:20,416 I told you not to drink, so you won't. 350 00:31:20,750 --> 00:31:25,208 Miska must complete 2 years, and then she'll work with me in a lab. 351 00:31:29,916 --> 00:31:32,750 Wanda is staying with us, so she will help. 352 00:31:33,083 --> 00:31:35,291 You'll save on a baby-sitter. 353 00:31:35,375 --> 00:31:38,250 Stay out of this. Miska will manage. 354 00:31:38,333 --> 00:31:40,708 Right, Stach? 355 00:31:40,791 --> 00:31:44,375 I don't mean to impose, but I'm a bit worried about you. 356 00:31:44,541 --> 00:31:46,416 About what exactly? 357 00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:50,333 Wanda is pretty. 358 00:31:50,458 --> 00:31:52,500 Aren't you afraid... 359 00:31:52,666 --> 00:31:56,541 Whatever he does, I know he loves only me, Mom. 360 00:31:57,083 --> 00:31:59,250 Women are dumb. 361 00:31:59,833 --> 00:32:01,875 They are so dumb. 362 00:32:02,625 --> 00:32:06,208 - I can't slide it in now. - You can't really? 363 00:32:08,291 --> 00:32:13,125 You're good actresses, aren't you? I was sweating all through the service. 364 00:32:13,291 --> 00:32:15,625 Not to mention the dinner. 365 00:32:15,791 --> 00:32:19,750 Thank God we all have light eyes, so we could hide it. 366 00:32:19,958 --> 00:32:22,000 If Wanda were a Negro... 367 00:32:22,166 --> 00:32:26,500 - I am a Negro in this house anyway. - A pretty cute one though. 368 00:32:28,458 --> 00:32:30,375 Give me that. 369 00:32:35,708 --> 00:32:40,083 That baptism was kind of like our wedding, wasn't it? 370 00:32:40,958 --> 00:32:43,708 Don't blaspheme, please. 371 00:32:47,666 --> 00:32:50,083 We must take an oath... 372 00:32:51,875 --> 00:32:55,041 ...that no one will ever know about it. 373 00:32:55,500 --> 00:32:57,708 Not even the children. 374 00:32:58,833 --> 00:33:00,625 Swear. 375 00:33:02,875 --> 00:33:04,541 I swear. 376 00:33:13,125 --> 00:33:15,833 - Hello. - Hi, Bozenka dear. 377 00:33:16,041 --> 00:33:17,333 Hi. 378 00:33:17,458 --> 00:33:20,666 - Come in. - Beautiful. 379 00:33:21,416 --> 00:33:26,166 You can see right away that this book was written for the patients. 380 00:33:26,250 --> 00:33:30,333 Everyone deserves the endorphins, and they should know what it's about. 381 00:33:30,458 --> 00:33:34,666 - What is it about? - About not getting spider webs down there. 382 00:33:34,791 --> 00:33:37,250 - This one is good. - No, it's not. 383 00:33:37,333 --> 00:33:41,666 - I need to make corrections. - Leave it! It's very good. 384 00:33:41,833 --> 00:33:45,500 Amazing! Pregnancy sex deserves a nice form. 385 00:33:48,041 --> 00:33:50,833 Not like this. This way up. 386 00:33:52,375 --> 00:33:55,583 I have the feeling you don't like it. 387 00:33:57,083 --> 00:33:59,625 You say it. I can't spit it out. 388 00:33:59,791 --> 00:34:02,416 - They've withheld the printing. - Who? 389 00:34:02,541 --> 00:34:05,416 The Culture Department of the Central Committee. 390 00:34:06,333 --> 00:34:10,958 - No, thanks, or I'll get a heart attack. - I can use one. 391 00:34:16,666 --> 00:34:18,208 Can I borrow this? 392 00:34:18,291 --> 00:34:22,125 We're trying to get pregnant through the orgasm. 393 00:34:22,208 --> 00:34:25,833 - But my husband can't find that... - Clitoris. Is he looking for it? 394 00:34:26,041 --> 00:34:29,500 - Not really. - Did you tell him where it is? 395 00:34:29,625 --> 00:34:32,833 - No. - It's hard to talk about it, right? 396 00:34:39,916 --> 00:34:42,208 What do you think this is? 397 00:34:42,416 --> 00:34:43,833 A flower. 398 00:34:43,916 --> 00:34:47,125 And now it's a guidebook to your vagina. 399 00:34:47,208 --> 00:34:50,916 It's a gift for your husband. Can you see the red spot? 400 00:34:52,625 --> 00:34:55,375 - What do we know? - She was found bleeding. 401 00:34:55,500 --> 00:34:57,625 Did you have an abortion? 402 00:34:57,791 --> 00:35:00,750 - It's a miscarriage. - Abortion no doubt. 403 00:35:00,833 --> 00:35:04,125 - To the operating room, quickly! - Get a drip! 404 00:35:04,208 --> 00:35:06,125 A drip! 405 00:35:06,291 --> 00:35:09,458 You'll be okay. Relax, dear. 406 00:35:10,708 --> 00:35:12,541 Tea? 407 00:35:14,083 --> 00:35:15,666 A whole bucket. 408 00:35:15,833 --> 00:35:19,125 - I smell like blood. - How much did she lose? 409 00:35:19,291 --> 00:35:22,708 About two liters. She was brought in at the very last moment. 410 00:35:22,875 --> 00:35:26,125 The question is how many of them never make it on time. 411 00:35:26,291 --> 00:35:28,875 - I'll do it. - No, you've toiled enough 412 00:35:29,083 --> 00:35:32,083 - around that young'un. - Don't say that. 413 00:35:32,250 --> 00:35:35,958 18 years old like my eldest kid. 414 00:35:36,125 --> 00:35:38,208 It's not her fault. 415 00:35:38,708 --> 00:35:40,125 Whose then? 416 00:35:44,708 --> 00:35:48,416 - I'm sorry. - Don't be. Don't. 417 00:35:50,708 --> 00:35:52,666 I didn't know. 418 00:35:54,375 --> 00:35:56,666 I did it only once. 419 00:36:00,250 --> 00:36:02,125 I'm sorry. 420 00:36:08,958 --> 00:36:10,875 Fuck! 421 00:36:26,541 --> 00:36:28,583 The Culture Department? 422 00:36:28,750 --> 00:36:31,166 - Second floor. - Thank you. 423 00:36:49,166 --> 00:36:50,833 Come quick, girls. 424 00:36:52,375 --> 00:36:54,708 - Do you work here? - Doctor? 425 00:36:54,875 --> 00:36:58,541 - I need to see Siwicki. - He's not seeing anyone now. 426 00:36:58,708 --> 00:37:03,166 - It's just about a health pamphlet. - At the ministry of culture? 427 00:37:03,333 --> 00:37:08,041 Everyone here knows what you're about. They keep your book in a safe. 428 00:37:08,375 --> 00:37:11,208 Why don't they lock their dicks up in that safe. 429 00:37:11,375 --> 00:37:14,000 Krzysztof, remember, tonight at six? 430 00:37:14,333 --> 00:37:15,958 I'll be there. 431 00:37:16,125 --> 00:37:18,541 - Goodbye. - How's your wife? 432 00:37:21,833 --> 00:37:24,291 I'm glad to hear that. 433 00:37:25,416 --> 00:37:27,291 Follow me. 434 00:37:34,333 --> 00:37:37,125 The door at the end of the hall. 435 00:37:37,583 --> 00:37:40,541 You never saw me here, right? 436 00:38:06,541 --> 00:38:09,750 - Jesus! - Did you use protection, my child? 437 00:38:10,041 --> 00:38:11,791 Hold on! Come here. 438 00:38:12,166 --> 00:38:16,541 - Here. Get yourself more. - Thank you. 439 00:38:17,541 --> 00:38:19,833 What are you doing here? 440 00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:22,708 Good afternoon. 441 00:38:23,750 --> 00:38:26,250 Relax. I know how to keep a secret. 442 00:38:26,500 --> 00:38:30,458 - I specialize in bodily pleasures. - What are you doing here? 443 00:38:30,583 --> 00:38:33,833 How can it hurt you to publish my book? 444 00:38:33,916 --> 00:38:35,375 Mrs. Wislocka, 445 00:38:36,416 --> 00:38:39,458 the Party can't take part in offending morality. 446 00:38:39,541 --> 00:38:43,750 Sex is a natural need, just like sleeping, or eating, or drinking. 447 00:38:43,958 --> 00:38:47,375 - Try to explain that to a priest. - Some kind of advice. 448 00:38:47,500 --> 00:38:49,750 I'm not your advisor. 449 00:38:51,416 --> 00:38:52,708 Let me pass. 450 00:38:52,875 --> 00:38:56,333 You could give me advice. We're stuck in a storeroom together. 451 00:38:56,416 --> 00:38:59,375 - What a mouthy broad! - When a man is mouthy, 452 00:38:59,458 --> 00:39:03,625 - they call him intelligent. - I say that if an old broad lives alone 453 00:39:03,708 --> 00:39:06,875 and has never been in a normal relationship, 454 00:39:06,958 --> 00:39:10,958 then she can't know much about the art of loving. 455 00:39:31,916 --> 00:39:36,416 The antral follicle, the preovulatory follicle, the liberated ovum - 456 00:39:36,666 --> 00:39:41,041 this is all as regards the overview of the physiological symptoms 457 00:39:41,208 --> 00:39:43,291 of the menstruation cycle. 458 00:39:43,458 --> 00:39:47,041 Now to the contraceptive methods 459 00:39:47,208 --> 00:39:50,791 available on our domestic market. 460 00:39:51,125 --> 00:39:55,875 There are new interesting research findings about the so called... 461 00:39:56,166 --> 00:39:58,541 contraceptive powder. 462 00:39:59,416 --> 00:40:03,500 Well, doctoral student Wislocka seems to be pretty amused. 463 00:40:03,666 --> 00:40:08,500 If you sprinkled the bearings of your car with that powder, would it roll? 464 00:40:08,666 --> 00:40:13,458 The piston would get stuck, and the engine would blow. Aren't condoms better? 465 00:40:13,583 --> 00:40:17,416 Wislocka would make an outstanding car mechanic. 466 00:40:17,875 --> 00:40:22,833 This class is for undergraduates, not for post-grads. Good day. 467 00:40:23,041 --> 00:40:26,166 - I said good day. Thank you. - Okay, I'm going. 468 00:40:26,333 --> 00:40:27,833 She distracted me. 469 00:40:28,625 --> 00:40:31,333 - Good afternoon. - Professor! 470 00:40:32,208 --> 00:40:35,041 - Will you please take a look? - Now? 471 00:40:35,208 --> 00:40:38,208 I'll walk with you. Amazing, isn't it? 472 00:40:38,375 --> 00:40:40,583 Cytohormonal research. 473 00:40:40,750 --> 00:40:43,416 On identifying the phase of the menstruation cycle, 474 00:40:43,541 --> 00:40:46,166 fertility, and the menopause diagnosis. 475 00:40:46,333 --> 00:40:50,208 - The institute won't finance that. - But it's important. 476 00:40:50,375 --> 00:40:54,125 If it was about stomach cancer, or a heart disease... 477 00:40:54,291 --> 00:40:57,458 - heart attacks, you understand? - No, I don't. 478 00:40:57,583 --> 00:40:59,333 Everyone has a heart. 479 00:40:59,458 --> 00:41:02,500 But only half of society has a pussy, right? 480 00:41:03,166 --> 00:41:04,875 Professor! 481 00:41:08,166 --> 00:41:11,250 We must confirm that research in a solid way. 482 00:41:11,416 --> 00:41:15,541 - I'll get you someone to help. - Two people can't use one microscope. 483 00:41:15,708 --> 00:41:19,541 - I'll complete the research myself. - Commuting from Warsaw? 484 00:41:19,708 --> 00:41:24,666 My children are there. I work harder and more effectively than your assistant. 485 00:41:24,750 --> 00:41:28,708 - What are you doing? It's a new car! - I'm sorry. 486 00:41:28,875 --> 00:41:31,083 Assistants are stationary. 487 00:41:31,250 --> 00:41:34,625 - And you come and go like a tornado. - But... 488 00:41:34,791 --> 00:41:37,625 you need a woman researcher. 489 00:41:38,541 --> 00:41:42,500 This research is for women, and I know why I'm doing it. 490 00:41:43,500 --> 00:41:46,375 Do you like wasting your time? 491 00:41:47,166 --> 00:41:51,458 You could've spent it with your children, and your husband. 492 00:41:52,416 --> 00:41:55,291 It's because I'm a girl, right? 493 00:42:24,125 --> 00:42:25,500 I'm home! 494 00:42:25,666 --> 00:42:27,333 Mommy! 495 00:42:27,458 --> 00:42:29,833 You were supposed to be back yesterday. 496 00:42:30,041 --> 00:42:32,958 - Look, I made it myself. - Is it for me? 497 00:42:33,125 --> 00:42:37,958 Krzys got postcards yesterday, but aunt Wanda bought me nothing. 498 00:42:38,125 --> 00:42:41,625 Just take turns. Don't tell aunt you got it before dinner. 499 00:42:41,791 --> 00:42:45,416 - You slept in the lab again? - I told you not to favor Krzys. 500 00:42:45,541 --> 00:42:50,000 Don't teach me how to raise children, please. Where are my tangoes? 501 00:42:51,291 --> 00:42:53,041 I'm exhausted. 502 00:42:53,208 --> 00:42:55,166 Are you leaving? 503 00:42:57,541 --> 00:43:00,416 Where are my tangos, Miska? 504 00:43:00,541 --> 00:43:01,666 Wanda? 505 00:43:01,833 --> 00:43:05,000 I'm asking where you put my tangos! 506 00:43:05,166 --> 00:43:08,125 Can you tell me what this is about? 507 00:43:09,375 --> 00:43:11,166 Wanda? 508 00:43:12,500 --> 00:43:15,833 - Come, mom. - I need to talk to auntie. 509 00:43:16,041 --> 00:43:19,500 Read to them. They've been waiting for you all day. 510 00:43:25,541 --> 00:43:30,291 - I'm running important research now. - Can you hear yourself? 511 00:43:31,958 --> 00:43:33,833 We are a family, Wanda. 512 00:43:34,041 --> 00:43:37,791 You are a family. That's the point. I'm a mere addition. 513 00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:41,500 - It's always been like this. - Did you know about it? 514 00:43:41,666 --> 00:43:44,083 And you're just gonna let her? 515 00:43:44,750 --> 00:43:49,208 - Your husband has proposed to me. - Why are you dragging this out? 516 00:43:49,291 --> 00:43:51,458 You turned me down anyway. 517 00:43:52,333 --> 00:43:56,125 - You think it's a normal thing. - Nothing's normal in this house. 518 00:43:56,291 --> 00:43:57,583 Exactly. 519 00:44:03,166 --> 00:44:05,666 So you proposed to her? Bravo. 520 00:44:07,208 --> 00:44:11,375 Bravo... I've been doing it all for you. 521 00:44:11,458 --> 00:44:15,333 For yourself. You brought Wanda here because you couldn't live without her. 522 00:44:15,416 --> 00:44:17,083 You were to sleep with her 523 00:44:17,166 --> 00:44:20,250 - and to love only me. - Thanks a lot. 524 00:44:20,375 --> 00:44:22,041 I wanted... 525 00:44:22,583 --> 00:44:25,541 to straighten things out. Somehow... 526 00:44:28,500 --> 00:44:30,583 What about the kids? 527 00:44:31,750 --> 00:44:34,500 You have yours, I have mine. 528 00:44:36,458 --> 00:44:39,166 You want to separate them? 529 00:44:39,250 --> 00:44:42,166 They're so young. They won't understand it. 530 00:44:42,416 --> 00:44:46,041 - Krzys thinks I'm his mother! - But you're not. 531 00:44:46,875 --> 00:44:51,291 - It'll be easier for you with one kid. - We must tell them the truth then. 532 00:44:51,416 --> 00:44:52,750 - Stach? - What? 533 00:44:52,833 --> 00:44:56,750 - Say something. - The truth is in the papers. 534 00:44:56,833 --> 00:44:58,666 It can't be done this way. 535 00:44:59,541 --> 00:45:02,166 What way? How? 536 00:45:03,250 --> 00:45:06,083 Can we go on living like this? 537 00:45:06,416 --> 00:45:09,291 I have a right to be loved too. 538 00:45:09,458 --> 00:45:13,416 To have someone who'd love only me. 539 00:45:18,541 --> 00:45:22,750 Besides, the war is long over now. New times, new life. 540 00:45:26,291 --> 00:45:27,958 Are you happy now? 541 00:45:28,291 --> 00:45:30,666 You came up with this triangle thing. 542 00:45:30,791 --> 00:45:34,083 I didn't want to lose any of you. 543 00:45:34,166 --> 00:45:37,708 You only think about yourself. You've wasted her life! 544 00:45:37,875 --> 00:45:41,041 With you I always felt like a schoolgirl! 545 00:45:41,166 --> 00:45:43,458 I wanted the best for you. 546 00:45:43,541 --> 00:45:47,083 By proposing to her? That wasn't part of the deal! 547 00:45:47,250 --> 00:45:51,250 You think that living with two women is a fucking paradise?! 548 00:45:51,416 --> 00:45:55,166 I can't stand your blabbering, all that petty bullshit, 549 00:45:55,333 --> 00:45:57,458 and the kids always shouting! 550 00:45:57,625 --> 00:46:01,416 Those menstruations of yours at the same time! I do scientific work! 551 00:46:01,541 --> 00:46:04,500 Two's too much, right? But 36 is okay?! 552 00:46:04,583 --> 00:46:07,041 - 36! - What do you mean? 553 00:46:07,125 --> 00:46:09,708 I know what you keep in there. 554 00:46:09,875 --> 00:46:12,583 - Knock it off. - I'll show you. 555 00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:26,458 - In our own bed... - Miska... 556 00:46:26,583 --> 00:46:30,125 - When did you manage to fuck them all?! - Please... 557 00:46:30,250 --> 00:46:33,041 They don't matter. 558 00:46:33,125 --> 00:46:35,041 We had a deal. 559 00:46:35,208 --> 00:46:39,416 You're never home. And when you are, you don't even let me touch you. 560 00:46:39,541 --> 00:46:43,458 - Didn't you have Wanda for that? - Give them back. Please. 561 00:46:43,625 --> 00:46:47,083 And if I had been more willing, would I be on these photos? 562 00:46:47,250 --> 00:46:50,333 - It's not my fault you don't like doing it. - Tell me. 563 00:46:50,416 --> 00:46:51,708 I'm sorry. 564 00:46:51,875 --> 00:46:54,750 You know I need it. 565 00:46:54,916 --> 00:46:56,291 Wanda... 566 00:47:01,125 --> 00:47:03,875 See how you're confusing me? 567 00:47:12,250 --> 00:47:14,833 - Get the fuck out! Leave! - Stop it. 568 00:47:15,041 --> 00:47:17,500 - You can't live alone. - Out! 569 00:47:17,666 --> 00:47:20,541 - Where to? - To her. Or maybe to her. 570 00:47:20,625 --> 00:47:22,333 Give me those pictures. 571 00:47:22,416 --> 00:47:26,250 If you don't leave, I'll go to the university tomorrow, 572 00:47:26,333 --> 00:47:30,916 and show these photos to your friends. They'll have a lot of fun. 573 00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:35,208 Such beautiful photos of their wives! I swear I'll do it. 574 00:47:39,125 --> 00:47:41,250 Is that what you really want? 575 00:47:43,333 --> 00:47:45,291 I won't come back. 576 00:47:55,625 --> 00:47:57,291 Krzys! 577 00:47:58,250 --> 00:48:00,166 Get up, Krysia! Go on! 578 00:48:00,291 --> 00:48:02,375 Come on, Krzys! Hurry! 579 00:48:02,458 --> 00:48:04,250 Come here. 580 00:48:08,333 --> 00:48:11,541 Dad has something important to tell you. 581 00:48:14,166 --> 00:48:16,500 Remember what I say. 582 00:48:19,458 --> 00:48:23,208 Mommy is throwing Dad out of the house. 583 00:48:24,458 --> 00:48:27,000 Forever. Do you understand? 584 00:48:27,625 --> 00:48:30,375 From now on you have no father. 585 00:48:30,666 --> 00:48:32,708 Thank your mom for that. 586 00:48:41,458 --> 00:48:44,791 Don't ever try to get in touch with me. 587 00:48:54,041 --> 00:48:58,041 - Is he mad at me? - No, he's mad at me. 588 00:49:08,458 --> 00:49:10,875 I'm a good researcher. 589 00:49:11,458 --> 00:49:14,791 Don't think about the research now. 590 00:49:15,333 --> 00:49:18,166 - We will manage somehow. - I know. 591 00:49:19,250 --> 00:49:21,416 Someone will take over. 592 00:49:28,875 --> 00:49:34,541 Imagine I wanted to be like Sklodowska. 593 00:50:14,375 --> 00:50:15,708 Mom? 594 00:50:15,875 --> 00:50:20,000 Why am I going with aunt Wanda? Why's Krysia staying? 595 00:50:20,666 --> 00:50:24,666 It's not for long. Aunt Wanda will be very lonely out there. 596 00:50:24,833 --> 00:50:28,583 - You have to take good care of her. - I'll miss you, Mom. 597 00:50:28,666 --> 00:50:30,416 I'll miss you too. 598 00:50:30,541 --> 00:50:33,416 - I love you, honey. - I love you too. 599 00:50:33,541 --> 00:50:36,875 Why's Krzys going away? It's not summer holidays yet. 600 00:50:37,083 --> 00:50:39,625 Let's get on the train to Lodz. 601 00:50:39,750 --> 00:50:42,416 Wanda! We're doing a bad thing. 602 00:50:42,958 --> 00:50:45,791 You're the smart one. Any better ideas? 603 00:50:48,625 --> 00:50:51,541 - Don't make a scene. - Take good care of him. 604 00:50:51,708 --> 00:50:53,458 He is my son! 605 00:50:53,750 --> 00:50:57,000 The point is we've messed things up. 606 00:51:02,416 --> 00:51:03,833 Get on the train! 607 00:51:05,083 --> 00:51:06,458 Departing! 608 00:51:11,916 --> 00:51:13,791 I love you. 609 00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:32,458 Let's go. 610 00:51:51,041 --> 00:51:53,208 He will be heartbroken. 611 00:51:54,125 --> 00:51:57,458 Male infertility is a frequent case. 612 00:51:57,625 --> 00:51:59,208 God... 613 00:52:03,375 --> 00:52:06,375 So orgasms are not going to help? 614 00:52:08,958 --> 00:52:11,250 We'll figure something out. 615 00:52:12,666 --> 00:52:14,000 What? 616 00:52:15,500 --> 00:52:17,000 Listen, 617 00:52:17,166 --> 00:52:21,458 I have invited you to my place, so that we could talk in peace. 618 00:52:21,541 --> 00:52:23,041 Tell me... 619 00:52:24,458 --> 00:52:26,791 is your husband faithful? 620 00:52:31,041 --> 00:52:34,541 - How did you figure it out? - I know women. 621 00:52:34,708 --> 00:52:37,583 Especially those painfully tolerant. 622 00:52:39,416 --> 00:52:43,083 You love him, I understand. But a man will always manage, 623 00:52:43,250 --> 00:52:46,208 and you need to think about yourself. 624 00:52:46,375 --> 00:52:49,416 - I want a child so bad. - I know. 625 00:52:49,666 --> 00:52:53,500 - I'm always alone. - I know. Listen to me now. 626 00:52:53,791 --> 00:52:56,375 I am prescribing you 627 00:52:56,500 --> 00:53:01,583 a special unaccompanied vacation in a sanatorium. 628 00:53:02,458 --> 00:53:05,708 Dance parties, long walks, 629 00:53:06,625 --> 00:53:09,416 beautiful summer evenings, 630 00:53:09,541 --> 00:53:12,375 handsome men in kayaks... 631 00:53:14,041 --> 00:53:17,625 And beautiful memories will come as a bonus. 632 00:53:20,500 --> 00:53:23,208 I am confused, doctor. 633 00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:27,583 What are you confused about? It's a foldable gynecological chair. 634 00:53:27,666 --> 00:53:30,041 - Foldable? - I'll show you. 635 00:53:33,625 --> 00:53:37,416 The woman sits down. She lifts her legs, spreads them, 636 00:53:37,500 --> 00:53:41,166 and shows me what she's got there. That's how I examine women 637 00:53:41,250 --> 00:53:43,541 and check if they're pregnant. 638 00:53:43,625 --> 00:53:45,083 - Get it? - No. 639 00:53:45,166 --> 00:53:47,208 - Let's try it. - No! I get it. 640 00:53:47,375 --> 00:53:50,208 You're not going to get away. Go ahead. 641 00:53:50,375 --> 00:53:54,166 Legs up. You need a footrest to make the woman comfortable. 642 00:53:54,250 --> 00:53:57,375 Legs up! Do you know what my patients call it? 643 00:53:57,458 --> 00:53:59,875 - No. - An airplane. 644 00:54:03,125 --> 00:54:06,458 - Wislocka. - Come right away. The Security Service 645 00:54:06,583 --> 00:54:09,958 - are confiscating books. - On my way! 646 00:54:10,708 --> 00:54:14,291 Stay put! There's a fire in the house! 647 00:54:20,416 --> 00:54:24,458 - You have no right! - What the fuck?! Who are you? 648 00:54:24,583 --> 00:54:26,958 I'm the author of this book. 649 00:54:27,041 --> 00:54:29,833 Calm down, or you won't write anything again. 650 00:54:30,041 --> 00:54:33,416 Relax, gentlemen. I'll take care of the doctor. 651 00:54:33,500 --> 00:54:35,541 - Who are they? - Department of Culture. 652 00:54:35,708 --> 00:54:38,583 - I have no other copy! - Quiet. 653 00:54:41,166 --> 00:54:44,458 Where are you pulling me to? I'll break my legs! 654 00:54:48,416 --> 00:54:51,291 - Surprise! - Are you nuts? 655 00:54:51,458 --> 00:54:53,625 They will lock you up for that. 656 00:54:53,791 --> 00:54:56,833 It's my private one. Unregistered. 657 00:54:58,791 --> 00:55:00,416 Bad girl. 658 00:55:00,958 --> 00:55:02,166 What now? 659 00:55:02,333 --> 00:55:05,458 When in fear, God is dear. 660 00:55:47,791 --> 00:55:49,583 Your Eminency. 661 00:55:50,875 --> 00:55:53,750 This is what you call a cardinal. 662 00:55:55,166 --> 00:55:57,750 How shall I address you then? 663 00:56:00,250 --> 00:56:02,375 My name is Jozef. 664 00:56:02,666 --> 00:56:05,291 You may call me �father�. 665 00:56:08,041 --> 00:56:11,625 I know it's crazy to ask you for support, 666 00:56:11,708 --> 00:56:15,166 but I want to help common people 667 00:56:15,458 --> 00:56:19,958 not to cheat on each other, to have some fun in life. 668 00:56:21,791 --> 00:56:25,333 We also care about the common man. Especially nowadays. 669 00:56:25,416 --> 00:56:27,791 Love your neighbor as yourself. 670 00:56:31,833 --> 00:56:34,000 Do you believe in God? 671 00:56:35,041 --> 00:56:37,458 They say God is love. 672 00:56:37,666 --> 00:56:39,166 I believe in love. 673 00:56:39,666 --> 00:56:45,083 This book is about love. That's why I fight so hard for it. 674 00:56:54,791 --> 00:56:57,250 I wish I could help you. Truly. 675 00:56:57,333 --> 00:57:01,125 But I can't engage in a conflict with the Party. 676 00:57:01,583 --> 00:57:05,125 I think you understand the situation of the Church in Poland. 677 00:57:08,375 --> 00:57:11,875 They told me exactly the same thing in the Central Committee. 678 00:57:11,958 --> 00:57:14,708 They said they wanted no war with the Church. 679 00:57:15,041 --> 00:57:18,416 That's what we call �going from pillar to post.� 680 00:57:18,541 --> 00:57:19,791 Yes. 681 00:57:21,375 --> 00:57:25,583 There is still a third pillar of authority in this country. 682 00:57:26,166 --> 00:57:29,541 - The Church is the first one. - You said that. 683 00:57:29,625 --> 00:57:32,291 The Party is the second. And the third one? 684 00:57:32,375 --> 00:57:34,541 The press is not ready for it yet. 685 00:57:35,333 --> 00:57:39,000 Excuse me. You think we're in New York, doctor? 686 00:57:39,083 --> 00:57:42,625 They'd fire me, if I did that. 687 00:57:42,708 --> 00:57:45,458 Who's going to read it? 688 00:57:46,541 --> 00:57:51,166 Millions of women in this country are waiting for something like this. 689 00:57:51,333 --> 00:57:54,083 It's clear, comprehensible, brave. 690 00:57:54,416 --> 00:58:00,583 Unfortunately, we already have an expert in these matters. 691 00:58:02,541 --> 00:58:04,250 Your tea. 692 00:58:05,708 --> 00:58:07,333 Thank you very much. 693 00:58:07,416 --> 00:58:09,291 - A man? - Yes. 694 00:58:09,375 --> 00:58:14,333 - A gentleman. Mr. Professor. - We could take turns in writing. 695 00:58:15,500 --> 00:58:17,500 It's a great idea. 696 00:58:17,666 --> 00:58:21,333 We could have a layer cake. 697 00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:26,625 - Do you need this tablecloth? - I don't understand. 698 00:58:28,208 --> 00:58:31,000 I have a very good tailor. 699 00:58:31,125 --> 00:58:34,458 You perfectly fit in the sexual revolution of the youth. 700 00:58:34,541 --> 00:58:37,458 - Oh, no, I fit in nothing. - Why? 701 00:58:37,541 --> 00:58:41,666 Because I am the sexual revolution. And I'm coming. 702 00:58:45,625 --> 00:58:48,500 You'll meet a general tonight. Are you glad? 703 00:59:09,333 --> 00:59:13,000 Here's my lost and found. The new head of the publishing house. 704 00:59:13,166 --> 00:59:15,875 - That simpleton? - He can do a lot. 705 00:59:16,083 --> 00:59:19,458 Hurry up. God knows how long he'll stay in charge. 706 00:59:19,625 --> 00:59:21,958 I'll bear it in mind. 707 00:59:22,458 --> 00:59:24,458 Madame Michalina. 708 00:59:25,375 --> 00:59:28,708 - You're fascinating. - And you can't dance. 709 00:59:28,875 --> 00:59:30,958 I meant your writing. 710 00:59:31,125 --> 00:59:33,541 It means so much to people. 711 00:59:33,708 --> 00:59:37,833 Are you aware how much your work means to us men? 712 00:59:38,041 --> 00:59:41,416 I'm not bothered by such side effect. 713 00:59:44,708 --> 00:59:48,333 I believe your work saved 714 00:59:48,458 --> 00:59:52,125 plenty of men from complete disgrace. 715 00:59:52,375 --> 00:59:55,166 Champagne! To our doctor! 716 00:59:55,333 --> 00:59:57,250 Here we go! 717 01:00:00,708 --> 01:00:04,958 Did you know champagne and the vagina have the same pH value? 718 01:00:05,125 --> 01:00:06,500 So does beer. 719 01:00:06,666 --> 01:00:10,250 Everyone welcome the general and his wife! 720 01:00:10,416 --> 01:00:13,833 Welcome on this important night. 721 01:00:14,041 --> 01:00:16,541 I'm glad to have you here. 722 01:00:16,708 --> 01:00:19,583 And here's my surprise for you! 723 01:00:19,750 --> 01:00:23,291 Straight from the tour in GDR... 724 01:00:23,458 --> 01:00:25,458 Kamila Ptak! 725 01:00:26,041 --> 01:00:30,583 Give her a hand! This is my surprise for you! 726 01:00:54,041 --> 01:00:57,541 Thank you. I told you I had a good seamstress. 727 01:00:58,208 --> 01:01:01,708 I wonder where she gets that toilet paper. 728 01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:04,750 They are doing great in the show business. 729 01:01:04,958 --> 01:01:06,291 So it seems. 730 01:01:06,458 --> 01:01:10,125 Why do you always wear those scarfs on your head? 731 01:01:10,291 --> 01:01:13,125 It's a secret, but I'll tell you. 732 01:01:18,041 --> 01:01:19,833 Really? 733 01:01:23,041 --> 01:01:25,875 - Mrs. Wislocka? - That's right. 734 01:01:26,541 --> 01:01:28,541 I've read your book. 735 01:01:28,708 --> 01:01:31,250 You've read a book that doesn't exist? 736 01:01:31,416 --> 01:01:35,958 The whole Party is reading it. Under the table, of course. 737 01:01:39,041 --> 01:01:41,750 You don't write about everything. 738 01:01:41,958 --> 01:01:44,375 You can't cover everything. 739 01:01:44,500 --> 01:01:48,083 Publish this one, and I'll write a supplement. 740 01:01:48,250 --> 01:01:50,750 My husband is a sadist. 741 01:01:52,791 --> 01:01:56,000 I think we need to have a little chat. 742 01:01:58,750 --> 01:02:01,791 - Let's sit somewhere. - Come on, my dear. 743 01:02:06,208 --> 01:02:10,583 I thought I was the blunt one. 744 01:02:11,000 --> 01:02:13,958 An officer's wife has to be straightforward. 745 01:02:17,333 --> 01:02:19,000 What is it? 746 01:02:19,958 --> 01:02:21,791 Cigarettes. 747 01:02:23,500 --> 01:02:27,458 Doesn't look good. Do you accept such behavior? 748 01:02:28,041 --> 01:02:29,791 Some of it - yes. 749 01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:33,541 But he gets turned on, when I say no. I'm getting scared of him. 750 01:02:33,708 --> 01:02:36,750 - Don't say �no� then. - Say �penguin�. 751 01:02:39,708 --> 01:02:42,458 Do you find this amusing? 752 01:02:42,625 --> 01:02:45,291 Not at all, dear. I want to help. 753 01:02:45,458 --> 01:02:50,166 You need to invent a code word that'd mean you're no longer enjoying it. 754 01:02:50,333 --> 01:02:52,041 I'll tell you more. 755 01:02:52,208 --> 01:02:56,500 In an SM relationship, it is the submissive partner that dominates. 756 01:02:56,666 --> 01:02:59,416 Because it is them who set the limit. 757 01:03:05,750 --> 01:03:09,208 It's up to you how much pleasure the general gets. 758 01:03:12,375 --> 01:03:15,833 Now I understand why they are holding that book up. 759 01:03:16,041 --> 01:03:19,750 Doctor. Pardon my imposition, but you need to meet someone. 760 01:03:19,958 --> 01:03:22,875 - The head of the publishing house. - At last! 761 01:03:23,083 --> 01:03:25,291 He's in with the Central Committee. 762 01:03:26,416 --> 01:03:29,500 - Will you publish my book? - On one condition. 763 01:03:29,666 --> 01:03:32,250 - You have to dance with me. - Oh, no... 764 01:03:32,416 --> 01:03:35,416 I am a love connoisseur too. 765 01:05:05,583 --> 01:05:08,208 - Doctor Wislocka? - Yes. 766 01:05:08,375 --> 01:05:11,500 - Who are you? - A welcome committee. 767 01:05:13,750 --> 01:05:17,541 - The carriage awaits. - I won't ride in that. 768 01:05:17,916 --> 01:05:22,375 Doctor! It doesn't matter how, it matters with whom. 769 01:05:22,458 --> 01:05:24,291 Doctor! 770 01:05:24,958 --> 01:05:28,958 No need to walk! I'll take you on my lap! 771 01:05:29,125 --> 01:05:31,166 Is that an offer? 772 01:05:31,500 --> 01:05:33,625 But you are too ugly! 773 01:05:35,083 --> 01:05:39,291 I thought doctors were interested in what's on the inside! 774 01:05:39,458 --> 01:05:41,250 Do you have a uterus? 775 01:05:41,416 --> 01:05:44,000 Is that what you're looking for in a man? 776 01:05:44,166 --> 01:05:46,583 I'm here on business, sir! 777 01:05:46,750 --> 01:05:48,541 That's a shame! 778 01:05:48,666 --> 01:05:51,208 Summer's so beautiful this year! 779 01:06:28,458 --> 01:06:29,750 Thank you. 780 01:06:29,916 --> 01:06:33,208 Roman Zajac, the manager. Welcome to our facility. 781 01:06:33,291 --> 01:06:35,458 Your office is waiting for you. 782 01:06:35,583 --> 01:06:39,500 I hope you won't have much work, so you can rest a bit. 783 01:06:39,666 --> 01:06:41,666 - Be my guest. - Out of my way! 784 01:06:41,833 --> 01:06:44,208 No running, kid! I'm sorry. 785 01:06:44,375 --> 01:06:47,083 - Excuse me, boss! - Give me a moment! 786 01:06:47,250 --> 01:06:51,166 Jurek will show you the room, and the surgery. Here, Jurek. 787 01:06:51,333 --> 01:06:53,708 Duty calls. Excuse me. 788 01:07:03,375 --> 01:07:05,375 And two... and three... 789 01:07:06,416 --> 01:07:07,875 Jumping jacks! 790 01:07:11,958 --> 01:07:16,208 Doctor! I've heard you specialize in women's problems. 791 01:07:16,291 --> 01:07:19,250 - Does everybody know? - I have a question. 792 01:07:19,333 --> 01:07:21,791 - It's a very good attitude. - May I? 793 01:07:22,000 --> 01:07:23,833 - Do you have sex? - What? 794 01:07:24,041 --> 01:07:26,250 - Do you have a boyfriend? - How do you know? 795 01:07:26,416 --> 01:07:29,166 You don't want to talk about ticks, do you? 796 01:07:29,333 --> 01:07:31,375 The point is... 797 01:07:34,625 --> 01:07:36,875 - he wants to... - Do you? 798 01:07:36,958 --> 01:07:39,666 - I'm scared. - Of sex? 799 01:07:39,750 --> 01:07:41,958 No... Of getting pregnant. 800 01:07:42,041 --> 01:07:44,625 Have you heard of contraception? 801 01:07:44,708 --> 01:07:49,291 - Yes. I heard of rubbers. - Good. Come. 802 01:07:54,333 --> 01:07:59,458 A number of conditions must be fulfilled, before we, women, can open up. 803 01:07:59,541 --> 01:08:02,916 The first time is crucial. He must be gentle, 804 01:08:03,166 --> 01:08:05,041 and you must be wet. 805 01:08:05,666 --> 01:08:10,541 Don't laugh now, to be sorry later. First, you must find a beautiful spot. 806 01:08:10,708 --> 01:08:13,250 Second, he must listen to you. 807 01:08:13,416 --> 01:08:17,332 When you're ready, that is, willing and wet, 808 01:08:17,457 --> 01:08:21,875 you must spread your legs quickly, and put a pillow under your butt. 809 01:08:21,957 --> 01:08:26,332 The first time may be painful. It depends on the kind of hymen you have. 810 01:08:26,417 --> 01:08:28,042 Was it painful for you? 811 01:08:30,125 --> 01:08:33,125 At least my husband used protection. 812 01:08:33,750 --> 01:08:37,457 Hemingway writes it's as if the ceiling came down on your head. 813 01:08:37,542 --> 01:08:41,125 As if all things got mixed up, the sky, the earth... 814 01:08:41,207 --> 01:08:44,792 And for whom the bell tolls. Artists color things up. 815 01:08:44,957 --> 01:08:48,542 - Am I supposed not to do it? - Do it, but wisely. 816 01:08:49,875 --> 01:08:51,832 Don't rush it. 817 01:08:52,000 --> 01:08:54,292 Have you ever seen a condom? 818 01:08:54,375 --> 01:08:55,832 Wait. 819 01:08:56,500 --> 01:08:58,707 Do you have condoms? 820 01:09:00,332 --> 01:09:04,042 - Of course not. - I need one for my patient. 821 01:09:04,457 --> 01:09:07,457 - I may try to find one. - Do it. 822 01:09:15,625 --> 01:09:18,207 - Why are you here? - To see the doctor. 823 01:09:18,375 --> 01:09:22,957 - Why? You're fine. - How do you know that? 824 01:09:23,542 --> 01:09:27,167 Don't sit here. Recuperate outside, please. 825 01:09:28,625 --> 01:09:30,332 You too! 826 01:09:35,500 --> 01:09:38,792 You've barely just arrived, and look what's going on! 827 01:09:39,000 --> 01:09:41,500 This is a decent facility, not a cathouse. 828 01:09:41,667 --> 01:09:44,832 - It's not Warsaw. - What are you talking about? 829 01:09:45,042 --> 01:09:49,332 You are giving condoms away to the patients. 830 01:09:49,457 --> 01:09:53,417 - Everybody knows that now. - You'd rather I gave them abortions? 831 01:09:53,542 --> 01:09:56,750 - Summer is good for love. - Not in my facility! 832 01:09:59,125 --> 01:10:02,500 Decent people come here to get treatment and unwind. 833 01:10:02,667 --> 01:10:04,042 Boss... 834 01:10:11,417 --> 01:10:14,082 Excuse me... 835 01:10:15,500 --> 01:10:20,625 - Don't forget to knock next time! - But of course. Forgive me. 836 01:10:24,042 --> 01:10:26,375 I'm sorry, dear. Get dressed. 837 01:10:33,457 --> 01:10:35,500 Thanks for saving me. 838 01:10:35,667 --> 01:10:37,957 Do you know what I told him? 839 01:10:38,125 --> 01:10:41,457 I told him you were a KGB agent. 840 01:10:44,125 --> 01:10:45,957 Maybe I am. 841 01:10:46,125 --> 01:10:49,457 - I'm not afraid of you. - Maybe you should. 842 01:10:49,582 --> 01:10:52,957 I've nothing to hide. I'm just a simple sailor. 843 01:10:53,125 --> 01:10:56,042 Are you? Is this where you sail? 844 01:10:57,292 --> 01:10:59,332 I don't sail anymore. 845 01:11:00,042 --> 01:11:04,207 - But I did get to see the whole world. - I envy you. 846 01:11:04,375 --> 01:11:08,667 I have always wanted to travel, but the farthest I got was Bialystok. 847 01:11:08,832 --> 01:11:11,832 Travelling is awesome, but it's hard life. 848 01:11:12,042 --> 01:11:13,875 One must... 849 01:11:15,000 --> 01:11:18,875 - needs to settle down one day. - Must, or needs to? 850 01:11:23,625 --> 01:11:25,457 My wife asked me to. 851 01:11:27,500 --> 01:11:30,875 It's nice of you to listen to your wife. 852 01:11:35,207 --> 01:11:38,000 - Hello, doctor! - Hello. 853 01:11:39,042 --> 01:11:42,250 But frankly... why are you here? 854 01:11:42,457 --> 01:11:46,542 - I'm trying to stay away from men. - Are you always so mysterious? 855 01:11:46,707 --> 01:11:48,667 I'm an agent after all. 856 01:11:50,042 --> 01:11:54,250 - Can I see you tonight? - Thank you for the condoms. 857 01:11:57,167 --> 01:11:58,167 Dive! 858 01:12:00,042 --> 01:12:01,500 Get in the water. 859 01:12:17,250 --> 01:12:19,457 It's so beautiful here. 860 01:12:33,667 --> 01:12:37,457 I'm sorry, doctor. Everyone needs some endorphins. 861 01:12:37,542 --> 01:12:40,875 Endorphins? Aren't you a talker. 862 01:12:42,457 --> 01:12:47,250 I need to make up for my shortcomings. You said I was ugly, remember? 863 01:12:53,832 --> 01:12:55,417 I am sorry! 864 01:12:55,500 --> 01:12:59,375 - My brother and I used to compete who'd spit farther. - Really? 865 01:13:00,000 --> 01:13:03,582 You've just met a champion. 866 01:13:06,582 --> 01:13:08,625 You're good! 867 01:13:27,125 --> 01:13:28,167 Dinner time. 868 01:13:32,582 --> 01:13:34,457 You know what they say about sailors? 869 01:13:34,625 --> 01:13:36,750 - No. - They've a women in each port. 870 01:13:36,957 --> 01:13:40,457 But I always sent postcards to the same one back home. 871 01:13:40,750 --> 01:13:45,957 Don't tell me the only places you visited were post offices. 872 01:13:47,792 --> 01:13:51,457 - I did not say that. - Say something then. 873 01:13:53,457 --> 01:13:56,250 Every country has its own customs. 874 01:13:56,417 --> 01:14:00,167 Every temple is governed by its own rights. 875 01:14:00,332 --> 01:14:02,042 For example... 876 01:14:02,125 --> 01:14:06,042 for the Japanese, the feet are most important. 877 01:14:08,457 --> 01:14:13,582 It is a challenge to navigate a ship over endless oceans, 878 01:14:13,750 --> 01:14:15,750 or to ride a chariot, 879 01:14:15,832 --> 01:14:20,332 or face love's emotions. 880 01:14:20,542 --> 01:14:24,292 - How is it a challenge? - You're wrong on that. 881 01:14:24,375 --> 01:14:29,582 In the Far East, sex is considered a form of art. 882 01:14:29,667 --> 01:14:33,250 - What's one got to do with the other? - Sex complements love. 883 01:14:33,417 --> 01:14:37,457 The pleasure of being with the loved one is the most beautiful thing. 884 01:14:37,542 --> 01:14:39,750 There's our lost thing! 885 01:14:39,832 --> 01:14:43,042 - A welcome drink, doctor! - With pleasure. 886 01:14:43,125 --> 01:14:46,082 I have something for the captain then. 887 01:14:46,167 --> 01:14:50,457 Driven by desire, don't outrun your boo, 888 01:14:51,000 --> 01:14:56,000 and when you reach the harbor, make sure she's there too. 889 01:14:56,457 --> 01:14:58,957 Wojtek, my dear, time to bed. 890 01:14:59,667 --> 01:15:03,332 Seems like we managed to inspire you after all. 891 01:15:04,375 --> 01:15:08,207 A finesse rider is saying goodnight to you. 892 01:15:10,167 --> 01:15:13,832 See, doctor? The nation's hungry for knowledge. 893 01:15:14,042 --> 01:15:17,750 Tell us more about your travels, captain. 894 01:15:19,416 --> 01:15:23,542 Tantra. It teaches you how to reach ecstasy 895 01:15:23,625 --> 01:15:27,082 - without touching the partner. - How come? 896 01:15:29,875 --> 01:15:33,125 A couple is looking in each other's eyes. 897 01:15:33,292 --> 01:15:35,542 They breathe deeply. 898 01:15:36,957 --> 01:15:39,500 And by contracting their muscles... 899 01:15:39,667 --> 01:15:44,000 I do have to send my patients to sanatoriums. It's mighty inspiring. 900 01:15:44,167 --> 01:15:47,125 - Why don't you write a book? - Who'd read it? 901 01:15:47,207 --> 01:15:50,457 - I would. - Me too. 902 01:15:50,832 --> 01:15:54,750 - What might the title be? - Why not something classical? 903 01:16:01,667 --> 01:16:03,750 The Art of Loving. 904 01:16:03,917 --> 01:16:05,457 I don't know. 905 01:16:06,332 --> 01:16:08,667 Let's drink to art then! 906 01:16:25,875 --> 01:16:28,000 You scared me. 907 01:16:32,292 --> 01:16:36,125 Now you have no choice but bathe with me. 908 01:16:37,582 --> 01:16:41,125 Oh, no. I don't bathe with strangers. 909 01:16:44,250 --> 01:16:45,875 Jurek. 910 01:16:48,957 --> 01:16:50,667 Michalina. 911 01:18:58,792 --> 01:19:01,332 You broke the curtain. 912 01:19:04,792 --> 01:19:06,792 Good morning. 913 01:19:09,292 --> 01:19:11,250 Morning, dear. 914 01:19:14,375 --> 01:19:16,082 What is it? 915 01:19:18,457 --> 01:19:20,500 Can you sew things? 916 01:19:20,667 --> 01:19:23,457 I can't even sew a button on. 917 01:19:32,875 --> 01:19:35,750 If you want to be a sex guru... 918 01:19:36,707 --> 01:19:39,375 you need to look like one. 919 01:19:39,500 --> 01:19:42,417 - Look. - I hate skirts. 920 01:19:44,082 --> 01:19:48,000 Wanna hide those legs from the world? 921 01:19:48,125 --> 01:19:49,707 Such a waste. 922 01:19:54,582 --> 01:19:56,250 Look... 923 01:19:57,292 --> 01:20:00,207 Look how beautiful you are. Just look. 924 01:20:11,750 --> 01:20:14,582 I need to get back to my patients. 925 01:20:15,332 --> 01:20:17,207 Tough luck. 926 01:20:19,542 --> 01:20:22,042 I can find a minute though. 927 01:20:35,792 --> 01:20:38,957 I'll be dead! I'm going to miss the bus! 928 01:20:46,582 --> 01:20:47,792 Stop! 929 01:20:53,500 --> 01:20:55,375 Good morning! 930 01:21:01,457 --> 01:21:02,792 Come with me. 931 01:21:03,000 --> 01:21:04,417 Stay with me. 932 01:21:34,875 --> 01:21:39,792 You know where you can shove your review of my book for the Central Committee? 933 01:21:40,125 --> 01:21:43,875 In these clothes you look like Maryla Rodowicz. 934 01:21:44,082 --> 01:21:46,582 Not like a serious academic. 935 01:21:46,750 --> 01:21:49,957 You hate competing with a woman. 936 01:21:50,125 --> 01:21:55,375 No one is interested in what you've written in there. 937 01:21:55,500 --> 01:21:57,667 It's cheap porn. 938 01:22:05,707 --> 01:22:08,082 - Boar. - Slut. 939 01:22:10,125 --> 01:22:11,500 Ladies first. 940 01:22:11,667 --> 01:22:14,875 Good morning, chief! So nice to see you! 941 01:22:18,082 --> 01:22:21,792 Jadzia! Let me see my correspondence. Good morning. 942 01:22:22,000 --> 01:22:25,000 - Morning. The whole of it? - Everything. 943 01:22:25,417 --> 01:22:27,832 - There you go. - Don't you sort it? 944 01:22:28,042 --> 01:22:31,457 - Why should we? - To know which ones are for whom. 945 01:22:31,625 --> 01:22:33,625 These are for you. These are for the others. 946 01:22:33,792 --> 01:22:36,457 All of this? I'll be dead. 947 01:22:37,875 --> 01:22:40,042 These are slurs. 948 01:22:41,000 --> 01:22:44,207 - And these are thank you letters. - And these? 949 01:22:44,375 --> 01:22:47,292 - Requests for advice. - Hold it. 950 01:22:53,500 --> 01:22:58,417 Insufficient lubrication of the vagina causes excessive friction of the penis 951 01:22:58,500 --> 01:23:03,625 and diminishes the comfort of the copulation. The problem arises... 952 01:23:03,707 --> 01:23:07,417 - Professor... Professor! - Yes? 953 01:23:07,542 --> 01:23:12,167 - What would you advise this girl to do? - Her boyfriend should use his tongue. 954 01:23:12,291 --> 01:23:16,125 Excise me? Easy! What are you doing?! 955 01:23:16,292 --> 01:23:19,625 - There you go! - Are you nuts? What are doing?! 956 01:23:19,750 --> 01:23:21,417 What is it?! 957 01:23:21,500 --> 01:23:23,667 Go ahead, read it. 958 01:23:27,500 --> 01:23:30,457 �You old hag, be ashamed of yourself. 959 01:23:30,542 --> 01:23:34,500 You should be hanged for your filth. Aren't you afraid of God?� 960 01:23:34,582 --> 01:23:37,832 These are the results of your pseudo- scientific work. 961 01:23:37,917 --> 01:23:39,957 Excuse me! 962 01:23:40,542 --> 01:23:46,167 Here are the thank you letters. The slurs are scattered on the floor. 963 01:23:46,332 --> 01:23:49,375 - I confused them. - No problem, dear. 964 01:23:49,917 --> 01:23:53,667 And nobody gives a shit about you. 965 01:23:53,750 --> 01:23:55,542 - Coffee, sir? - Not now. 966 01:23:55,707 --> 01:23:58,875 - An interview Wednesday at 9:00. - Very well. 967 01:23:59,167 --> 01:24:01,792 - At 3:00... - I have no time now. Hello. 968 01:24:02,832 --> 01:24:04,125 Delicious. 969 01:24:04,292 --> 01:24:06,167 Hello, Michalina! 970 01:24:06,417 --> 01:24:10,875 - Forgive me for keeping you waiting. - Don't mention it. I got some tea. 971 01:24:11,082 --> 01:24:14,875 You're having a whole book printed in a newspaper?! 972 01:24:15,082 --> 01:24:16,457 In pieces? 973 01:24:16,707 --> 01:24:19,582 Sienkiewicz published his �Trilogy� in pieces too. 974 01:24:19,750 --> 01:24:21,707 Doctor has a modern approach. 975 01:24:24,500 --> 01:24:28,042 It may help, or be ultimately annoying. 976 01:24:28,207 --> 01:24:31,875 - No risk, no champagne. - I like champagne. And I've got a bottle. 977 01:24:31,957 --> 01:24:34,875 I thought you had friends in the Central Committee. 978 01:24:34,957 --> 01:24:37,332 I happen to have that too. 979 01:24:37,457 --> 01:24:41,000 But it doesn't mean the comrades will dance to my tune. 980 01:24:41,167 --> 01:24:45,707 - They can't block us out more. - I wouldn't be that sure. 981 01:24:46,582 --> 01:24:48,125 Okay. 982 01:24:48,457 --> 01:24:50,625 I'll get us an appointment. 983 01:24:52,082 --> 01:24:54,792 - Nice curtains. - Nylon. 984 01:24:54,875 --> 01:24:58,292 For me it's a softcore book for married couples, 985 01:24:58,457 --> 01:25:01,667 so that they stopped bashing each other's faces. 986 01:25:01,832 --> 01:25:05,457 That's the way I see it. That's how I want to sell it. 987 01:25:05,625 --> 01:25:07,792 And it'll sell like hotcakes. 988 01:25:08,000 --> 01:25:10,582 The Ministry of Internal Affairs will be happy 989 01:25:10,750 --> 01:25:13,792 as people will be fucking, instead of fighting. 990 01:25:14,000 --> 01:25:15,625 Please, Christian. 991 01:25:15,750 --> 01:25:19,625 They fuck in a shower here. They make pillow fights. 992 01:25:19,707 --> 01:25:24,332 They live in cramped rat holes. Where else can they fuck? 993 01:25:24,417 --> 01:25:28,292 - On a couch with the mother-in-law? - Is it a sexual criticism 994 01:25:28,375 --> 01:25:30,832 of the socialist construction sector? 995 01:25:31,500 --> 01:25:34,082 Doctor? Doctor! 996 01:25:36,207 --> 01:25:38,667 You can't go in there, citizen! Stop! 997 01:25:38,750 --> 01:25:42,042 The very author is controversial. 998 01:25:42,207 --> 01:25:44,582 Yes, she is controversial. 999 01:25:45,500 --> 01:25:46,625 Explain. 1000 01:25:47,582 --> 01:25:51,832 She is not a noble professor who will explain these matters, 1001 01:25:52,000 --> 01:25:56,457 in an in-depth manner, that is, a scientific one. 1002 01:25:56,542 --> 01:26:01,082 But she is a conscientious academic with a doctoral degree, 1003 01:26:01,167 --> 01:26:05,292 and achievements. One waits 6 months in line to get to her. 1004 01:26:05,417 --> 01:26:08,750 - Let's not talk about lines. - Dr Wislocka has the content 1005 01:26:08,832 --> 01:26:12,207 of her book published in pieces anyway. 1006 01:26:12,375 --> 01:26:13,457 What? 1007 01:26:13,582 --> 01:26:16,667 - Impossible. - Yes. In a women's magazine. 1008 01:26:16,750 --> 01:26:20,792 - You can't arrest that book! - Leave the lady alone! 1009 01:26:21,000 --> 01:26:25,000 It's for you too, gentlemen. Are you doing so good at home? 1010 01:26:26,332 --> 01:26:29,582 It's a user's manual, don't you get it? 1011 01:26:30,082 --> 01:26:31,792 What are you about? 1012 01:26:33,250 --> 01:26:35,457 About hierarchy. 1013 01:26:35,792 --> 01:26:39,292 - The hierarchy of values. Good day. - Please... 1014 01:26:41,957 --> 01:26:44,917 I just had to say something. 1015 01:26:47,792 --> 01:26:50,167 Some conscientious academic. 1016 01:26:50,875 --> 01:26:56,875 You are a bit undiplomatic, Michalina. 1017 01:26:57,750 --> 01:27:01,042 - Why did you storm in there? - It was a mistake. 1018 01:27:01,125 --> 01:27:05,457 - She got overwhelmed by emotions. - You were supposed to watch her. 1019 01:27:05,582 --> 01:27:10,167 I'm really sorry. I don't know what wrong you did in the past. 1020 01:27:10,332 --> 01:27:12,250 Unfortunately... 1021 01:27:14,875 --> 01:27:17,457 But I think they'll let it pass. 1022 01:27:22,125 --> 01:27:25,375 Let's not forget about the censorship though. 1023 01:27:28,207 --> 01:27:29,832 Well... 1024 01:27:30,375 --> 01:27:32,457 There's one more issue. 1025 01:27:32,750 --> 01:27:34,457 The word... 1026 01:27:36,875 --> 01:27:39,582 �phallus� that often appears in the book. 1027 01:27:39,667 --> 01:27:42,832 - Would �dick� be better? - We'll find something. 1028 01:27:42,917 --> 01:27:45,457 - �Penis�? - Beautiful and so biological. 1029 01:27:45,542 --> 01:27:47,332 And proud. 1030 01:27:50,082 --> 01:27:51,500 Right. 1031 01:27:52,625 --> 01:27:54,500 About these pictures. 1032 01:27:55,167 --> 01:27:56,500 Are they bad? 1033 01:27:56,667 --> 01:28:00,417 Definitely too large. They have a bad influence on imagination. 1034 01:28:00,500 --> 01:28:02,207 Damn it! 1035 01:28:02,542 --> 01:28:07,167 - They look like blots. - They'll look like post stamps. 1036 01:28:10,125 --> 01:28:11,582 Listen. 1037 01:28:12,500 --> 01:28:17,457 - What if she's white, and he's black? - Don't say anything more, please. 1038 01:28:17,542 --> 01:28:21,417 - Just don't say anything this time. - Okay, I won't. 1039 01:28:21,542 --> 01:28:24,500 - Not a single word. - I said I won't. 1040 01:28:27,375 --> 01:28:28,957 Hello. 1041 01:28:31,000 --> 01:28:32,457 Here's the deal. 1042 01:28:32,542 --> 01:28:36,542 The conditions for publishing �The Art of Loving� are as follows: 1043 01:28:36,707 --> 01:28:40,125 the volume shall be 10,000 copies. 1044 01:28:40,292 --> 01:28:43,457 The Department of Culture agreed on 100,000. 1045 01:28:43,582 --> 01:28:48,000 It'll say 10,000 in the book. People can't think it's a popular topic. 1046 01:28:48,167 --> 01:28:51,082 On the cover there should be an illustration 1047 01:28:51,250 --> 01:28:54,167 of a couple wearing wedding outfits. 1048 01:28:54,332 --> 01:28:57,832 A talented artist has processed an adequate design 1049 01:28:58,042 --> 01:29:02,207 according to our guidelines. I'm sure you'll like it. 1050 01:29:03,332 --> 01:29:04,957 Do you like it? 1051 01:29:05,082 --> 01:29:06,667 It's interesting. 1052 01:29:07,417 --> 01:29:10,625 As for the illustrations inside the book. 1053 01:29:10,792 --> 01:29:13,042 I got this from you. 1054 01:29:13,207 --> 01:29:16,000 Sadly, it's not good. 1055 01:29:16,832 --> 01:29:20,582 It's a Negro with a white woman. 1056 01:29:21,875 --> 01:29:23,375 Why? 1057 01:29:23,500 --> 01:29:26,332 Being black doesn't make him a Negro. 1058 01:29:26,457 --> 01:29:29,042 Who is he then? A chimney sweeper? 1059 01:29:29,207 --> 01:29:32,707 It was about a contrast between... 1060 01:29:32,875 --> 01:29:35,207 We're not racist. 1061 01:29:35,375 --> 01:29:39,542 Finally, we're crossing out several minor fragments about sex games. 1062 01:29:39,625 --> 01:29:42,457 - Which ones? - We'll consider that. 1063 01:29:42,542 --> 01:29:44,500 - The chapter on orgasms. - No! 1064 01:29:44,582 --> 01:29:48,292 Do you want to have this book published? 1065 01:29:48,375 --> 01:29:51,457 But orgasms are crucial! It is a key chapter! 1066 01:29:51,542 --> 01:29:56,582 Let's have a calm conversation. Everyone can have an orgasm. 1067 01:29:56,750 --> 01:29:58,332 Every man, yes! 1068 01:29:58,457 --> 01:30:02,250 Why is the woman's orgasm more important than the man's? 1069 01:30:02,417 --> 01:30:04,707 Boleslaw and I are for equality. 1070 01:30:04,832 --> 01:30:08,207 You put women on tractors, and you think it's enough! 1071 01:30:08,292 --> 01:30:13,250 - Doctor! Let's have a conversation. - There's nothing to converse about. 1072 01:30:14,167 --> 01:30:17,542 There's no �Art of Loving� without orgasms! 1073 01:30:17,707 --> 01:30:19,957 - There is not! - But... 1074 01:30:25,667 --> 01:30:26,750 Miska! 1075 01:30:26,957 --> 01:30:29,875 What are you doing? Get back there at once! 1076 01:30:30,082 --> 01:30:34,375 Can't you see what they are up to? They want to destroy everything. 1077 01:30:34,500 --> 01:30:37,625 - Even our love. - You said there are happy girls 1078 01:30:37,792 --> 01:30:41,375 - without orgasms. - Yes, orgasm is a metaphor. 1079 01:30:41,457 --> 01:30:45,875 - You said closeness mattered! - All should have the right to have them, 1080 01:30:46,000 --> 01:30:49,417 - and to know how to have them. - You want to give up? 1081 01:30:49,500 --> 01:30:53,000 I won't take part in the castrating of my book. 1082 01:30:54,167 --> 01:30:59,750 Have you ever thought about me, and that I'm doing my best to see it through? 1083 01:30:59,957 --> 01:31:03,042 Can you hear yourself? Go ahead with your life. 1084 01:31:03,207 --> 01:31:06,375 Go for a walk, make love with your boyfriend. 1085 01:31:06,457 --> 01:31:09,500 Sometimes you need to compromise in life. 1086 01:31:09,625 --> 01:31:14,000 I've compromised many times. You think it did me any good? 1087 01:31:44,417 --> 01:31:47,917 Greetings from Lubniewice. Have you finished writing your masterpiece? 1088 01:31:48,000 --> 01:31:50,750 The nation's waiting. When shall we go to India? Captain. 1089 01:31:53,750 --> 01:31:55,125 Are you here? 1090 01:31:58,250 --> 01:32:00,082 Are you here? Hello? 1091 01:32:01,000 --> 01:32:02,667 I'm here, darling. 1092 01:32:08,707 --> 01:32:11,042 You're so dressed up. 1093 01:32:11,207 --> 01:32:13,082 What did you expect? 1094 01:32:13,792 --> 01:32:17,042 It's the capital city after all. 1095 01:32:43,292 --> 01:32:45,707 You need to come more often. 1096 01:32:46,667 --> 01:32:49,292 I almost started to forget you. 1097 01:32:52,792 --> 01:32:54,667 Well, Miska... 1098 01:32:57,957 --> 01:33:00,375 I'm inundated with work. 1099 01:33:03,000 --> 01:33:06,750 - Did you know I took over the facility? - Don't say. 1100 01:33:08,417 --> 01:33:12,875 Get ready, boss, because you'll have loads of work when I come. 1101 01:33:15,542 --> 01:33:19,125 I'm going there with my wife this year. 1102 01:33:20,207 --> 01:33:22,000 So what? 1103 01:33:23,082 --> 01:33:25,292 And with our daughter. 1104 01:33:32,082 --> 01:33:33,750 Miska... 1105 01:33:38,500 --> 01:33:40,707 I want to be with you. 1106 01:33:42,832 --> 01:33:44,000 So do I. 1107 01:33:45,667 --> 01:33:49,457 We can't do it at the expense of my child though. 1108 01:33:59,417 --> 01:34:01,457 You said you loved me. 1109 01:34:03,082 --> 01:34:04,167 I do. 1110 01:34:10,542 --> 01:34:12,957 I'll figure something out. 1111 01:34:13,750 --> 01:34:16,417 There's nothing to figure out. 1112 01:34:21,417 --> 01:34:23,042 Miska. 1113 01:34:29,375 --> 01:34:31,167 Where are you going? 1114 01:34:33,667 --> 01:34:36,125 Where I won't lose my mind. 1115 01:34:43,750 --> 01:34:45,292 Krzys? 1116 01:34:46,875 --> 01:34:49,207 What are you doing here? 1117 01:34:54,375 --> 01:34:56,792 I'm not going back to Lodz! 1118 01:34:57,375 --> 01:35:00,957 - You have to go back home. - My home is here! 1119 01:35:01,457 --> 01:35:04,457 You can't stay here, honey! 1120 01:35:05,042 --> 01:35:08,500 - Why? - Aunt Wanda loves you so much 1121 01:35:08,667 --> 01:35:12,167 - that she must be going crazy now. - But you are my mom! 1122 01:35:14,125 --> 01:35:17,082 - Please, mom. - Mom's never at home anyway! 1123 01:35:17,250 --> 01:35:20,082 - You wouldn't get to see her. - Krysia! 1124 01:35:20,250 --> 01:35:21,582 Isn't it true? 1125 01:35:21,750 --> 01:35:25,582 I do spend a lot of time at work, but I'm doing my best. 1126 01:35:25,957 --> 01:35:30,207 Wanda's husband doesn't want me. He says you abandoned me. 1127 01:35:31,832 --> 01:35:34,375 It's not like that at all. 1128 01:35:36,957 --> 01:35:38,542 Listen. 1129 01:35:41,457 --> 01:35:46,707 We just don't have any money. I have to work around the clock, and it's 1130 01:35:46,832 --> 01:35:50,042 - barely enough for the two of us. - I know everything! 1131 01:35:50,125 --> 01:35:53,000 - What do you know? - You know what. 1132 01:35:53,832 --> 01:35:57,207 - What is it about, mom? - Mom is not my mom. 1133 01:35:57,375 --> 01:35:59,332 Aunt Wanda is. 1134 01:35:59,957 --> 01:36:01,625 Mom? 1135 01:36:01,707 --> 01:36:06,417 I'm sorry. I wanted to tell you earlier. Krzys! 1136 01:36:07,625 --> 01:36:09,457 Krzys! 1137 01:36:09,792 --> 01:36:11,832 Open the door! Krzys! 1138 01:36:12,375 --> 01:36:15,457 Let's talk! I know it shouldn't have been like that! 1139 01:36:15,625 --> 01:36:17,542 Leave me alone! 1140 01:36:17,707 --> 01:36:20,125 Am I yours for sure, mom? 1141 01:36:21,500 --> 01:36:26,207 You both are. It doesn't matter at all, because I love you! 1142 01:36:28,457 --> 01:36:30,375 Krzys, please. 1143 01:36:51,457 --> 01:36:52,875 Come. 1144 01:37:51,457 --> 01:37:53,125 Miska... 1145 01:37:55,457 --> 01:37:58,457 You could've sent me a telegram. 1146 01:37:59,250 --> 01:38:00,707 Damned post. 1147 01:39:18,707 --> 01:39:20,000 It's hot. 1148 01:39:20,167 --> 01:39:22,707 No need to go to Cuba. Lubniewice will do. 1149 01:39:22,875 --> 01:39:24,457 True. 1150 01:39:29,207 --> 01:39:32,875 The facility has changed since last year, hasn't it? 1151 01:39:33,082 --> 01:39:36,207 - I don't think so. - Maybe a bit. 1152 01:39:36,375 --> 01:39:39,707 I have all those visions in my head. 1153 01:39:39,875 --> 01:39:44,957 - Yes, Jurek has wonderful ideas. - Are you here for long, doctor? 1154 01:39:45,125 --> 01:39:49,332 - It's just a short spontaneous visit. - No way. You must stay. 1155 01:39:49,457 --> 01:39:53,000 - Will you get her a room upstairs? - But of course. 1156 01:39:53,167 --> 01:39:57,417 - No need. I'll get some suntan, and go. - You must stay. Definitely. 1157 01:39:57,542 --> 01:40:01,792 There are only old yentas around here. I've no friends. Please! 1158 01:40:02,082 --> 01:40:05,000 Your wife has convinced me, Jurek. 1159 01:40:05,417 --> 01:40:08,792 - Let's go for a smoke. - I don't smoke. 1160 01:40:09,000 --> 01:40:11,417 You'll keep me company. 1161 01:40:19,542 --> 01:40:21,750 Can I have this dance, boss? 1162 01:40:21,957 --> 01:40:23,457 Of course... 1163 01:40:26,292 --> 01:40:29,500 All the best to you! May you live 100 and more! 1164 01:40:36,417 --> 01:40:38,500 It's a beautiful place. 1165 01:40:42,207 --> 01:40:44,832 Did your husband stay in Warsaw? 1166 01:40:45,042 --> 01:40:47,667 - I'm divorced. - For how long? 1167 01:40:47,832 --> 01:40:50,125 Long enough. 1168 01:40:52,542 --> 01:40:54,125 Ela. 1169 01:40:54,625 --> 01:40:55,750 Miska. 1170 01:41:11,042 --> 01:41:15,792 - Doesn't Jurek miss the sea? - You mean adventures and girls? 1171 01:41:16,375 --> 01:41:20,125 Whatever he'd do, I know he loves only me. 1172 01:41:22,457 --> 01:41:23,707 Excuse me. 1173 01:41:23,832 --> 01:41:25,667 My daughter's woken up. 1174 01:42:46,250 --> 01:42:48,457 I'll get it! 1175 01:42:52,000 --> 01:42:52,957 Krysia! 1176 01:42:53,125 --> 01:42:55,875 What are you going to do with these things? 1177 01:42:56,082 --> 01:42:59,832 Throw them away. It's just some childhood junk. 1178 01:43:05,000 --> 01:43:07,500 You got packed so quickly. 1179 01:43:07,667 --> 01:43:10,332 I'm not going to America. 1180 01:43:12,582 --> 01:43:14,582 - Hi - Hello. 1181 01:43:15,625 --> 01:43:18,667 - Good morning, madam. - Good morning. 1182 01:43:19,667 --> 01:43:21,957 Stop smoking. It's unhealthy. 1183 01:43:22,125 --> 01:43:25,125 I'll get the bags, and I'll wait outside. 1184 01:43:27,750 --> 01:43:30,375 - Goodbye. - Bye. 1185 01:43:34,792 --> 01:43:37,832 Now what? You'll leave me all alone. 1186 01:43:38,042 --> 01:43:41,167 You've always been alone, mom. 1187 01:44:02,957 --> 01:44:05,457 Hey! Michalina! 1188 01:44:06,167 --> 01:44:07,582 Ela? 1189 01:44:08,542 --> 01:44:10,875 You're in Warsaw? 1190 01:44:11,042 --> 01:44:14,000 - We moved here. - How's Jurek? 1191 01:44:15,792 --> 01:44:18,542 He's dead. Didn't you know? 1192 01:44:20,250 --> 01:44:21,667 How come? 1193 01:44:21,832 --> 01:44:25,000 He went back to sea. He couldn't stand it here. 1194 01:44:25,125 --> 01:44:28,000 He was away for almost a year. His heart... 1195 01:44:29,500 --> 01:44:31,875 He had a strong heart. 1196 01:44:32,500 --> 01:44:36,000 I'm sorry. I know it must be hard for you. 1197 01:44:38,457 --> 01:44:40,250 Michalina! 1198 01:44:42,292 --> 01:44:44,125 Michalina... 1199 01:44:46,542 --> 01:44:48,167 Hello. 1200 01:44:48,332 --> 01:44:50,332 Come in, my child. 1201 01:44:57,957 --> 01:45:00,417 I've come to thank you. 1202 01:45:02,625 --> 01:45:04,417 Oranges. 1203 01:45:08,417 --> 01:45:11,582 A warm evening in the sanatorium? 1204 01:45:12,042 --> 01:45:14,167 It'll be a great kid. 1205 01:45:14,250 --> 01:45:15,917 Seems like a boy. 1206 01:45:16,417 --> 01:45:20,207 - How do you know? - Boys always push forward, 1207 01:45:20,375 --> 01:45:23,707 and girls like to hug to their mothers. 1208 01:45:24,457 --> 01:45:27,875 - It's kicking. Can you feel it? - I can. 1209 01:45:29,292 --> 01:45:31,207 I'm so happy. 1210 01:45:31,332 --> 01:45:32,457 Thank you. 1211 01:45:33,417 --> 01:45:36,167 I need to repay you somehow. 1212 01:45:36,332 --> 01:45:39,000 Can I do something for you? 1213 01:45:39,167 --> 01:45:40,750 Thank you, dear. 1214 01:45:40,957 --> 01:45:44,875 I guess only comrade Gierek could do something for me now. 1215 01:46:03,667 --> 01:46:06,792 The whole bottle of soda went in. 1216 01:46:06,875 --> 01:46:11,207 God told Adam and Eve to go and multiply. 1217 01:46:11,292 --> 01:46:14,582 I've delivered hundreds of newborns, and you know what? 1218 01:46:14,750 --> 01:46:16,875 There's nothing more wonderful. 1219 01:46:17,082 --> 01:46:19,792 But the very act of love is equally beautiful. 1220 01:46:19,875 --> 01:46:23,792 I encounter women's reluctance to have sex every day. 1221 01:46:24,000 --> 01:46:27,375 Be it virgins, or married women. Do you know why? 1222 01:46:27,500 --> 01:46:31,250 Because they fear getting pregnant. It is a serious problem. 1223 01:46:31,417 --> 01:46:36,207 We want kids, but it's best for everyone, if we decide when it'll happen. 1224 01:46:36,375 --> 01:46:38,625 That's what contraception is for. 1225 01:46:38,707 --> 01:46:42,082 People have managed without it for thousands of years. 1226 01:46:42,167 --> 01:46:45,457 And so they have without running water, medicines, 1227 01:46:45,542 --> 01:46:48,457 tractors, or electricity. It's no argument, doctor. 1228 01:46:48,542 --> 01:46:52,375 - God is my shepherd... - I understand your stance, doctor. 1229 01:46:52,457 --> 01:46:55,542 Contraception will cause your profits to dwindle. 1230 01:46:56,250 --> 01:47:00,332 One more thing! Sex can be as mundane as taking out garbage! 1231 01:47:00,417 --> 01:47:03,500 But it can also be as beautiful as a prayer! 1232 01:47:03,625 --> 01:47:05,750 That's too much! 1233 01:47:06,292 --> 01:47:08,417 Calm down! 1234 01:47:09,042 --> 01:47:12,250 Calm down! Please, go back to your seats. 1235 01:47:12,332 --> 01:47:15,707 If Gierek tried dressing up with his Stasia he wouldn't be afraid 1236 01:47:15,875 --> 01:47:19,042 - of �The Art of Loving�. - Maybe it didn't work out, 1237 01:47:19,207 --> 01:47:21,292 and so they hold the book up. 1238 01:47:21,832 --> 01:47:23,375 Wait, ladies. 1239 01:47:24,375 --> 01:47:26,707 All culture girls are precious. 1240 01:47:27,000 --> 01:47:31,500 - Who has power over this situation? - Besides the Politcal Bureau 1241 01:47:31,625 --> 01:47:35,250 and the Central Committee it's the Ministry of Culture. 1242 01:47:35,332 --> 01:47:39,332 Or someone at the top. In the militia, or the military. 1243 01:47:39,582 --> 01:47:43,457 - Do we know anyone like that? - I don't know everyone. 1244 01:47:43,542 --> 01:47:47,292 They are my patients, but I don't know whose wives they are. 1245 01:47:47,375 --> 01:47:51,167 The Security Service. They know everything. They'll help us 1246 01:47:51,332 --> 01:47:55,457 - sieve through those names. - Don't overestimate them. 1247 01:48:02,457 --> 01:48:03,707 Hello. 1248 01:48:03,832 --> 01:48:06,832 Is it the meeting about �The Art of Loving�? 1249 01:48:31,917 --> 01:48:33,667 What's going on? 1250 01:48:34,750 --> 01:48:37,832 - A strike. - What fucking strike? 1251 01:48:40,207 --> 01:48:44,625 You know why I'm here. I'm not leaving without it, you sad paper-pusher. 1252 01:48:44,707 --> 01:48:47,542 Or we can use your phone and call my husband. 1253 01:48:47,625 --> 01:48:49,707 I really want you... 1254 01:48:51,250 --> 01:48:53,582 to publish this. 1255 01:49:00,792 --> 01:49:04,000 - We said �Yes�... - You cut out the crucial chapters! 1256 01:49:04,167 --> 01:49:06,582 - Let's not split hairs! - Then don't! 1257 01:49:06,750 --> 01:49:08,082 Honey... 1258 01:49:17,207 --> 01:49:19,417 - What about Paris? - Screw Paris! 1259 01:49:19,542 --> 01:49:21,625 You don't care about Paris? 1260 01:49:22,082 --> 01:49:23,667 You don't? 1261 01:49:23,832 --> 01:49:25,792 I want that book. 1262 01:49:26,707 --> 01:49:28,417 The whole of it. 1263 01:49:28,875 --> 01:49:31,042 You know she's crazy. 1264 01:49:31,750 --> 01:49:35,957 But the Party will have a new member thanks to her. 1265 01:49:36,125 --> 01:49:39,417 With the emphasis on... �member�. 1266 01:49:42,292 --> 01:49:43,707 A boy? 1267 01:49:46,207 --> 01:49:48,707 - See how he's pushing forward. - A son! 1268 01:49:51,125 --> 01:49:53,542 What are you doing here, you punk? 1269 01:49:58,542 --> 01:50:00,125 Are you betting? 1270 01:50:00,500 --> 01:50:02,332 Gold for you, ma'am? 1271 01:50:04,832 --> 01:50:09,125 Michalina Wislocka �The Art of Loving�. 1272 01:50:09,292 --> 01:50:12,957 - Where did you get it? - From under the counter. 1273 01:50:13,500 --> 01:50:16,542 - Is it any good? - Exquisite, ma'am. 1274 01:50:17,167 --> 01:50:20,750 Wislocka! It's for the young, good lady! 1275 01:50:20,957 --> 01:50:24,792 You're dumb, and you'll stay this way! If you had read it instead 1276 01:50:25,000 --> 01:50:29,000 of just looking at the pictures, you'd know sex is good at any age! 1277 01:50:29,167 --> 01:50:31,000 The later, the better! 1278 01:50:31,167 --> 01:50:36,207 The whole uncut �Art of Love�! All the pictures, all the pages! 1279 01:50:36,582 --> 01:50:39,000 - I have the whole book here. - Excuse me. 1280 01:50:39,167 --> 01:50:42,042 500! Would you like one? 1281 01:50:42,417 --> 01:50:44,375 - How much? - 500. 1282 01:50:44,500 --> 01:50:46,792 With the original drawings. 1283 01:50:47,000 --> 01:50:48,207 Naturally! 1284 01:50:48,375 --> 01:50:49,457 Come! 1285 01:50:49,625 --> 01:50:53,625 Only here will you get the whole illustrated �Art of Loving�! 1286 01:51:14,125 --> 01:51:17,582 Teresa? I'm at the Rozycki Bazaar. 1287 01:51:17,667 --> 01:51:21,500 - You wanted that book out. - Everyone's reading it. 1288 01:51:22,375 --> 01:51:26,832 It's a leak from the printing works. We didn't know how to tell you. 1289 01:51:27,042 --> 01:51:30,832 - I'm so sorry, Miska. - What are you sorry for, dear? 1290 01:51:31,042 --> 01:51:34,500 It's the most beautiful day in my life. 1291 01:51:34,667 --> 01:51:36,332 Thank you. 1292 01:51:54,667 --> 01:51:58,250 I have the feeling you have not read �The Art of Loving�, 1293 01:51:58,417 --> 01:52:02,125 because if you had read it, you wouldn't be so enthusiastic, 1294 01:52:02,292 --> 01:52:04,457 as love is really hard work. 1295 01:52:08,457 --> 01:52:11,792 I once thought the body had nothing to do with love. 1296 01:52:11,957 --> 01:52:14,957 Now I find it hard to believe how dumb I was. 1297 01:52:15,042 --> 01:52:17,292 Both the body and the soul 1298 01:52:17,457 --> 01:52:22,250 are necessary to learn to love yourself and another person. 1299 01:52:22,332 --> 01:52:25,000 That's why I wrote that book. 1300 01:52:25,750 --> 01:52:28,750 It's a manual on how to use love. 1301 01:52:28,957 --> 01:52:33,582 My dream is that after reading my book 1302 01:52:34,542 --> 01:52:39,082 you wanted to cuddle to your partner, and give yourself a little joy. 1303 01:52:39,250 --> 01:52:41,667 Everyone is bothered by a question, 1304 01:52:41,750 --> 01:52:45,750 whether this book is based on the author's actual experience. 1305 01:52:46,042 --> 01:52:48,457 Was there a specific man involved? 1306 01:52:50,417 --> 01:52:52,457 Let me tell you this, 1307 01:52:52,625 --> 01:52:55,957 a blind person won't write a book on colors. 1308 01:53:30,667 --> 01:53:32,707 You didn't say goodbye. 1309 01:53:34,457 --> 01:53:36,332 I couldn't. 1310 01:53:38,875 --> 01:53:40,917 We'll be together again. 1311 01:53:43,332 --> 01:53:45,500 I know, but not now. 1312 01:53:48,207 --> 01:53:52,042 - You're not leaving me? - Jurek... 1313 01:53:52,707 --> 01:53:55,332 Could anyone leave you? 1314 01:55:17,042 --> 01:55:18,707 THE ART OF LOVING 1315 01:55:19,625 --> 01:55:23,957 In 1997, doctor Michalina Wislocka was granted the Order of Polonia Restituta. 1316 01:55:24,125 --> 01:55:26,582 She died of heart problems at the age of 84. 1317 01:55:26,750 --> 01:55:30,417 Published in 1976, �The Art of Loving� became a bestseller 1318 01:55:30,542 --> 01:55:32,332 with 7 million copies sold. 1319 01:55:32,457 --> 01:55:35,875 40 years later an updated 13th edition of the book was published. 1320 01:57:44,582 --> 01:57:49,041 There's no book like that in Poland written in such a simple language. 1321 01:57:49,125 --> 01:57:55,250 As some claimed, it was a book for housewives. 1322 01:57:55,332 --> 01:57:59,750 But I wanted every housewife to understand it. 1323 01:57:59,957 --> 01:58:02,957 I wanted every woman to get my message. 1324 01:58:03,125 --> 01:58:06,625 Nobody ever told women about sex in such a way, 1325 01:58:06,792 --> 01:58:11,542 how to live, cuddle, or experience pleasure. 1326 01:58:11,707 --> 01:58:14,082 Nobody told them about the basics. 1327 01:58:14,250 --> 01:58:17,207 Or the men, because the book is for them too. 1328 01:58:17,375 --> 01:58:20,207 They all read it under the table. 1329 01:58:20,707 --> 01:58:24,625 It was banned, but you could find it everywhere. 1330 01:58:25,207 --> 01:58:28,332 Most of all, it became a point of ambition for women 1331 01:58:28,457 --> 01:58:33,332 to have the book published. It was a good story for a movie. 1332 01:58:34,000 --> 01:58:36,707 But for them, there'd be no book. 1333 01:58:37,166 --> 01:58:40,707 The women had the book published for me. 1334 01:58:40,791 --> 01:58:43,667 I had moments of weakness in this tough fight. 1335 01:58:43,791 --> 01:58:48,707 There was a fierce fight to get the book published. 1336 01:58:48,832 --> 01:58:52,582 They didn't like it at all. 1337 01:58:52,666 --> 01:58:54,750 They felt threatened by it. 1338 01:58:54,832 --> 01:58:58,250 And so my patients got me most support. 1339 01:58:58,332 --> 01:59:02,207 They kept me going at the moments of weakness. 1340 01:59:02,375 --> 01:59:04,875 I published a book about love. 1341 01:59:04,957 --> 01:59:10,082 It is also about children and family life. 1342 01:59:10,207 --> 01:59:15,125 I've always cared about women and men. 1343 01:59:15,292 --> 01:59:19,582 Especially about women, because they're forever underdogs. 1344 01:59:19,750 --> 01:59:23,000 Emancipation won't change it. 1345 01:59:25,457 --> 01:59:31,125 I believe women finally understood they have a right to be women, 1346 01:59:31,292 --> 01:59:35,000 to express their desires, to feel different emotions. 1347 01:59:35,957 --> 01:59:39,582 There were different stages. There was a family planning clinic. 1348 01:59:39,750 --> 01:59:45,000 Earlier, there was a youth clinic, where I distributed condoms 1349 01:59:45,167 --> 01:59:47,082 and got stygmatized for that. 1350 01:59:47,250 --> 01:59:50,207 I do have some achievements. 1351 01:59:50,375 --> 01:59:53,750 But a human being is like a book. 1352 01:59:53,957 --> 01:59:56,082 No experience, no story. 1353 01:59:56,625 --> 01:59:59,167 Experiences make up a person, 1354 01:59:59,332 --> 02:00:03,042 and make them able to help others. 1355 02:00:03,207 --> 02:00:09,250 I wouldn't be who I am without my life experience. 1356 02:00:10,500 --> 02:00:12,375 Isn't it enough? 1357 02:00:12,500 --> 02:00:14,707 You'll wear the old lady out. 1358 02:00:17,417 --> 02:00:20,457 I'm sweating by this fire. 103521