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Kids, the thing about
New Year's Eve is that it sucks.
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Sure it looks great on TV,
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But in reality,
it's always just a big letdown,
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But in 2005,
I attempted to do the impossible;
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to give my friends a great New Year's Eve,
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I had an idea of how to do it, too,
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and all it cost was
half my Christmas bonus,
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Yeah, that's right. A limo.
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- Oh, man, Ted, this is great.
- Okay, people, let's talk strategy.
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Last New Year's,
we went our separate ways, and it sucked.
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This year, we party
together, or not at all.
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Now, I sifted through
your party submissions,
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- and I narrowed them down to these five.
- Question.
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Yes, Barney,
your submissions were received,
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and no, we will not be attending
any parties in your pants.
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But you enjoyed the e-vite, right?
That was an actual picture of my pants.
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Yeah.
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We will hit all five
parties before midnight,
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and then narrow them down to one,
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the most awesome party
in New York City,
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and that is where we will ring,
nay, rock in the new year.
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All right, and party number one,
that's where we get to meet Marybeth?
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- Marybeth?
- Oh, she works in my office.
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She seems like she might be into me.
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She's always finding reasons to hug me.
So tonight, we'll see...
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People often ask me,
"Barney, how is it that you're so psyched
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- "so much of the time?"
- By who? Who asks you that?
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And the answer is right here.
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My own, personal, get-psyched mix.
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Now, people often think
a good mix should rise and fall,
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but people are wrong.
It should be all rise, baby.
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Now, prepare yourselves
for an audio journey
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into the white-hot center of adrenaline.
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Bam.
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- It's working.
- I'm definitely getting psyched.
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God. I'm reaching dangerous
levels of psychage.
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Must do robot.
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- Let's do this!
- Yes! Let's!
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Oh, driver?
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Hello!
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Hey, Ranjit!
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Dude, you're driving a limo now.
That's awesome.
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I've moved up in the world.
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How do you guys know each other?
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Oh, we rode in his cab one time.
It's a long story.
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Hey, what are we waiting for?
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We got five parties to hit,
and three hours to do it.
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Oh, I wish I could come with you guys,
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but Derek should be coming by
any minute to pick me up.
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Oh, yeah, Robin was spending
New Year's with her boyfriend Derek,
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Derek, He was, like, rich,
successful, handsome,
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I hated that guy,
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Oh, I'll miss you guys. Have fun.
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- Bye.
- Happy New Year.
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- Bye.
- Here we go.
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- Oh, this kind of sucks.
- Okay, nobody get down.
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We knew this going in.
We're a man down.
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That just means were gonna have to party
that much harder.
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Ranjit. Party number one.
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- Party number one!
- Party number one!
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I can't believe we're leaving a party
that had pigs in blankets.
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If you think we can beat that,
you got some brass ones.
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Hey, we've got four more parties to hit.
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If party number one turns out to be
the best, we'll just limo on back to it.
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We didn't really get a chance to meet.
I'm Lily, and this is my fiancé, Marshall.
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Hi. Marybeth.
It's so great to meet you guys.
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- Oh, well, my word.
- Oh, hey. Well, you're friendly.
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Hello, American party friends of Barney's.
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- Oh, no.
- So, Barney, who's your new friend?
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- Natalya.
- Oh, friendly.
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- So, where are you from, Natalya?
- She... Who knows?
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The former
Soviet Republic of Drunk-off-her-ass-istan?
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Super drunk fantastic, huh?
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Isn't she awesome?
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- How are your feet doing, baby?
- Oh, okay.
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I love these shoes, but
the pain-to-hotness ratio is pretty steep.
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Can we swing by the apartment
so I can change?
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Come on, Lily.
We have a tightly scheduled evening
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of awesomeness ahead of us.
I need you to power through the pain.
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Okay, Ted, but these dogs
are really barking.
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It's true. I can hear them.
What's that, little boys? What's that?
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You wanna go for a rock?
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- Ranjit, party number two!
- Party number two!
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- Party number two, not so good.
- No, let's go back to party number one.
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No, no turning back.
Ranjit, party number three.
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- Party number three!
- Yeah!
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Oh, wait, wait, wait!
We have to turn around. We left Natalya.
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- Barney, none of us really liked her.
- What?
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- Sorry.
- Oh, very nice, Lily.
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You know, she is a guest in this country.
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So, while you may choose
to turn your back on her,
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I choose to turn my front on her. What up.
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- I'm sorry about Barney.
- No, I'm having a great time.
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I'm really glad
that you asked me out tonight.
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Me, too. Just a sec.
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- Hey, Robin.
- Ted, Derek stood me up.
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Derek, Now we had
a tight schedule to keep that night,
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and I was already on a date
with another girl,
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But it was Robin,
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Ranjit, turn it around.
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Hi. Oh, God, I am so sorry about this.
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You guys had your schedule,
and I screwed it all up.
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No. This is perfect. It's meant to be.
We're all back together.
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What happened?
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Oh, Derek's stuck in Connecticut
closing some deal.
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Who works on New Year's Eve?
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Okay, now I feel worse.
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I was really looking forward to this night.
This sucks.
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- Oh, dude, not now!
- What? She needs to get psyched!
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- Barney!
- Fine.
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Maybe I should just go home.
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Barney!
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My finger slipped.
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Look, Robin. You're not going home.
Come on, it's New Year's Eve.
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Look, so your date fell through, so what?
What do you need a date for?
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Someone to kiss at midnight? Fine. I'll
kiss you at a little bit after midnight.
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- Hi, I'm Robin.
- Marybeth.
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Oh, wow, you're friendly.
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I haven't eaten dinner yet.
Is there anything to eat in this thing?
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That's it. I know what you're jonesing for.
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- Ranjit, take us to Gray's Papaya.
- Oh, yes, Ted, you rock.
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We couldn't
go back for Natalya, a human being,
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- but we do have time for hot dogs?
- Yeah, we like hot dogs.
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No. No! We are already behind schedule.
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Ted, come on, we have
an hour-and-a-half before midnight,
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- and I don't wanna be kissing Ranjit.
- You don't know what you're missing.
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- Come on. It's only a 20-minute detour.
- Which is exactly how much time I need.
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- Ranjit, stop the car.
- Stopping the car.
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- Wait, baby, what are you doing?
- No, I'm going home.
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- What? No!
- No, you can't, Lily!
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I can't stay in these heels any longer,
I just can't.
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There's a cab over there,
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I'll just run back to the apartment
and change shoes.
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But hot dogs.
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Oh, I know, baby, I'd love to go,
but it's two against one.
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- Okay, I'll go with you.
- No, baby.
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Baby, you go with them,
and I'll meet you at party number three.
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- Are you sure?
- If I don't see you, Happy New...
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Don't say that. We'll find each other.
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- We'll find each other.
- I know we will.
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Bye, Lil.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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Hell of a woman.
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Let's go get some hot dogs!
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- Ranjit, party number three.
- Party number three.
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- Oh yeah!
- Look at us, riding around in a limo,
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eating hot dogs.
It's like we're the President.
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- Hey, I bet you're feeling better now.
- Oh, so much better.
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Guys, is that Moby?
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I think that that's Moby.
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Now, kids, Moby was
a popular recording artist
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when I was young,
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- No way.
- That's totally Moby. That's awesome.
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Should I say something?
I should say something, right?
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Moby. Hey, Moby!
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Oh, my God, he's coming over.
Everybody be cool. Everybody be cool.
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- Hey.
- Hello.
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What's up? You going somewhere?
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Yeah, I'm just going
to this party downtown.
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You want a ride?
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Sure.
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Welcome.
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- Wow. You're friendly.
- Big fan.
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I'm Barney Stinson.
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So, what about this party?
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Oh, it's just a New Year's thing
with some friends.
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Wow. That sounds awesome.
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- You guys wanna come?
- Yeah, we'd love to.
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- All right.
- Ted.
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- Sidebar.
- Moby, switch up, will you?
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Yeah, what's up?
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- What about Lily?
- Call her.
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I've been trying to call her.
I can't get through.
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- All the circuits are jammed.
- That's New Year's Eve for you.
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Well, look, we'll just swing by
Moby's party, and then, afterwards...
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No, I can't. Lily's waiting.
I gotta find her.
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- Okay, I'll meet you at party number three.
- But... Come on. Moby's party.
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Moby's party. Moby's...
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- Ranjit, Moby's party.
- Moby's party.
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This is a cool mix.
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You know, people think
a great mix has to rise and fall.
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- I think it should be all rise.
- Yes. Moby.
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Yeah, it should start high, get higher.
This mix is my pride and joy.
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- I never leave home without it.
- That's how I feel about Janice here.
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So, then I said, your motorcycle
was like that when I got here.
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- You're not Moby, are you?
- Who?
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- Moby. The recording artist, Moby.
- No.
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But when we said, "Hey, Moby,"
you said, "Yeah."
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I thought you said, "Tony."
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- So, your name is Tony?
- No.
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Oh, hey, we're here. All right.
You guys gonna come in?
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- No.
- You sure?
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Come on, it's gonna get nuts in there.
It's this dude who owes me money.
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No, we're good. We're good.
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Happy New Year, Not Moby.
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Oh, hey, hey. Be safe.
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- Why did we think that guy was Moby?
- I don't know.
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I see a short, bald hipster,
my mind goes straight to Moby.
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That's Marshall's phone.
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Hey...
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- Hello.
- Oh, Marshall. Thank God I got through!
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- Hey, sexy.
- Barney, where's Marshall?
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He left his phone in the limo.
He's out looking for you.
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- What? Where?
- Party number three.
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Well, I'm here at party number three and...
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Oh, my God,
guess who just walked in? Moby.
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Moby? She's upstairs.
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Lily, you have to get out of there
this instant. That's not Moby!
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Oh, no, I know Moby, and that's...
Does he have a gun?
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Run!
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Oh, my God.
Not Moby's party is party number four.
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What are the odds?
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Who was that guy?
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Well, we know it's not Moby,
and it's not Tony.
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- Ranjit! Drive!
- Where to?
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- Party number three!
- Party number three!
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Party number three.
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No, but I was just at party number three.
219
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No, no, no. You were at party number four.
You must have looked at the list wrong.
220
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Well, after that
rather unpsyching experience,
221
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you know what it's time for?
222
00:13:03,824 --> 00:13:07,555
It's time to, what? That's right. Re-psych.
223
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Re...
224
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Where's the...
225
00:13:18,138 --> 00:13:21,630
Oh, my God, Not Moby took my
get-psyched mix!
226
00:13:22,209 --> 00:13:26,043
Barney, Barney, what the hell!
Barney, it's not worth it. Let it go.
227
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We need to get back on schedule.
228
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Oh, nuts.
229
00:13:37,357 --> 00:13:39,587
Ranjit, you sure I can't help?
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No. I am pissed.
Ted, I don't want you to see me pissed.
231
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Okay.
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Okay, not a problem.
He'll jack it up, slap on a tire,
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we'll be at party number three in no time.
234
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I wish Marshall would call.
Guess the circuits are jammed.
235
00:13:58,545 --> 00:14:00,274
Yeah, you know
why all the circuits are jammed?
236
00:14:00,380 --> 00:14:03,315
'Cause everyone's calling their loved ones.
Everyone around the world.
237
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Everyone except Barney.
238
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Oh, sure. Laugh. Laugh for Barney Stinson.
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Laugh for the sad clown
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trapped on his whirling carousel of suits,
and cigars,
241
00:14:17,931 --> 00:14:21,697
and bimbos, and booze.
Round and round it goes.
242
00:14:22,002 --> 00:14:24,994
And where's it all heading? Nowhere.
243
00:14:26,273 --> 00:14:29,572
Is this just 'cause
you lost your get-psyched mix?
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I'm sorry.
Am I not allowed to have a pensive side?
245
00:14:32,512 --> 00:14:37,245
No. No, not tonight. Not in the limo.
We gotta stay psyched.
246
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Ted went to a lot of trouble
to make this an awesome New Year's.
247
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I'm gonna get some air.
248
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It'll be fine, we'll be
out of here in a jiff.
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Ted, I'm gonna head out.
250
00:15:11,685 --> 00:15:13,983
My roommates are having a party
not far from here.
251
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What? No!
252
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Look, I know this night isn't turning out
the way I planned, but we...
253
00:15:17,724 --> 00:15:19,954
How long have you been in love
with Robin?
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I'm not in love... We're just friends.
Where are you getting that from?
255
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Ted, it's okay. I'm fine.
256
00:15:28,902 --> 00:15:32,838
- And I can tell that she's into you, too.
- That's ridiculous.
257
00:15:33,406 --> 00:15:37,342
- Wait, really?
- Happy New Year, Ted.
258
00:15:53,143 --> 00:15:55,976
I can't believe
Marybeth left before midnight.
259
00:15:56,079 --> 00:15:58,445
Oh, she just had to make an appearance
at this other party.
260
00:15:58,548 --> 00:15:59,913
It's no big deal.
261
00:16:00,016 --> 00:16:02,712
The first time I rode
in a limo, I was five.
262
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I was on the way
to my grandfather's funeral.
263
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I suppose, in a way, I still am.
264
00:16:09,659 --> 00:16:12,856
Okay, wow, it's getting weird in here.
I'm gonna call Marshall.
265
00:16:12,962 --> 00:16:15,863
- But he left his phone.
- Marshall!
266
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Marshall!
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- I'm sorry about your girl.
- Sorry about your guy.
268
00:16:23,573 --> 00:16:26,303
Well, at least we both have someone
to kiss at midnight.
269
00:16:27,877 --> 00:16:31,040
Did you forget about our little deal?
Because I did not.
270
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I did not, too.
271
00:16:38,221 --> 00:16:41,782
Derek. Hi, how's work?
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Give you some privacy.
273
00:16:43,626 --> 00:16:45,355
Marshall!
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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00:16:55,138 --> 00:16:56,833
- Hey.
- Hey.
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Marshall!
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00:17:00,677 --> 00:17:01,701
Okay, how's this for a plan?
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We start walking now,
we get to party number three by 12:45,
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we celebrate the new year
in Central Standard time.
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Marshall!
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- Give it a rest, Ted.
- Give what a rest?
282
00:17:09,686 --> 00:17:12,211
Trying to turn this night
into anything more than what it is,
283
00:17:12,322 --> 00:17:13,482
which is New Year's Eve,
284
00:17:13,590 --> 00:17:17,151
which is the single biggest letdown
of a night, every single year.
285
00:17:17,994 --> 00:17:19,757
- Marshall!
- Come on! Come on,
286
00:17:19,863 --> 00:17:22,331
we can still turn this thing around.
We've still got 10 minutes.
287
00:17:22,432 --> 00:17:26,129
Stop trying to chase down
some magical, perfect New Year's, Ted.
288
00:17:26,236 --> 00:17:27,863
It doesn't exist.
289
00:17:29,439 --> 00:17:32,431
- Marshall!
- Lily!
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00:17:34,811 --> 00:17:37,439
- Holy crap.
- Marshall!
291
00:17:46,055 --> 00:17:48,148
I knew I'd catch up
with you guys eventually.
292
00:17:48,258 --> 00:17:51,853
So much to tell. I couldn't find Lily
at party number three, so I walked.
293
00:17:51,961 --> 00:17:53,588
I walked to the next party on the list.
294
00:17:53,696 --> 00:17:55,687
- Not Moby's party?
- Yes, Moby's party.
295
00:17:55,798 --> 00:17:57,095
Check it out, he signed my shirt.
296
00:18:01,104 --> 00:18:02,799
And guess what I found?
297
00:18:03,873 --> 00:18:06,706
Yeah, I heard it playing at the party,
so I swiped it.
298
00:18:06,809 --> 00:18:09,573
- I know. I know. Come on.
- Come on.
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00:18:09,679 --> 00:18:10,907
Marshall.
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00:18:12,649 --> 00:18:16,779
Baby, baby. I was so worried about you.
Why didn't you call me?
301
00:18:16,886 --> 00:18:19,855
I tried, baby, all the circuits are jammed.
But, wait, there's more.
302
00:18:19,956 --> 00:18:22,754
After party number four, I figured
you guys went to party number five.
303
00:18:22,859 --> 00:18:25,828
And so I went there, too,
and it is awesome!
304
00:18:25,929 --> 00:18:28,227
I wanna cry. It is so awesome.
305
00:18:28,331 --> 00:18:30,891
- We have to go there.
- How? We'll never get a cab.
306
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:32,592
The flat's fixed.
307
00:18:33,603 --> 00:18:37,369
Let's do this! Come on! In! Go, go, go!
308
00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:39,068
- Go, go, go!
- Natalya?
309
00:18:39,175 --> 00:18:41,643
Yeah, it turns out she was asleep
in the front seat the whole time.
310
00:18:41,744 --> 00:18:44,235
- Ranjit, why didn't you tell me?
- I didn't want to wake her.
311
00:18:44,347 --> 00:18:45,644
She looked so peaceful.
312
00:18:45,782 --> 00:18:48,910
Party number five is 20 blocks away
and all the way across town.
313
00:18:49,018 --> 00:18:50,781
Ranjit, can you get us there
in eight minutes?
314
00:18:50,887 --> 00:18:52,252
I'll get you there in six.
315
00:18:57,794 --> 00:18:59,421
I don't think I can do it.
316
00:18:59,562 --> 00:19:00,722
- No, come on.
- No, come on.
317
00:19:00,830 --> 00:19:02,559
- Move, you stupid taxi!
- Move...
318
00:19:02,665 --> 00:19:04,826
- Three minutes! Come on!
- Come on!
319
00:19:07,270 --> 00:19:09,204
Ranjit, put her in park.
320
00:19:10,873 --> 00:19:13,808
Dudes, I'm sure
party number five is awesome.
321
00:19:14,143 --> 00:19:17,704
But it's not the best party in New York,
'cause this is.
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00:19:18,181 --> 00:19:19,876
Right here.
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00:19:20,750 --> 00:19:21,876
Cheers.
324
00:19:21,985 --> 00:19:23,509
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
325
00:19:23,620 --> 00:19:27,112
And just like that, we were
having the perfect New Year's Eve,
326
00:19:27,690 --> 00:19:31,922
Funny thing is, all night long
I'd been trying to chase something down
327
00:19:32,028 --> 00:19:34,462
that was right there in that limo,
328
00:19:38,401 --> 00:19:40,733
Derek? Derek.
329
00:19:42,071 --> 00:19:44,505
- Hey.
- Hey. Come on in.
330
00:19:47,110 --> 00:19:48,236
Robin.
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I cut my meeting short
because I wanted to see you at midnight.
332
00:19:53,349 --> 00:19:56,876
- I can't believe you made it.
- I made it, baby.
333
00:19:59,622 --> 00:20:02,455
I super love you, okay?
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00:20:03,226 --> 00:20:05,091
Here, you need a mint.
335
00:20:05,628 --> 00:20:07,425
Eight, seven,
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00:20:07,530 --> 00:20:10,590
six, five, four,
337
00:20:10,700 --> 00:20:13,464
three, two, one!
338
00:20:13,569 --> 00:20:14,558
Happy New Year!
339
00:20:14,671 --> 00:20:18,266
You probably wanna feel bad for your
old man at this point in the story,
340
00:20:18,374 --> 00:20:21,400
Well, don't,
Not every night has a happy ending,
341
00:20:21,844 --> 00:20:25,075
But all of it's important,
All of it was leading somewhere,
342
00:20:25,448 --> 00:20:27,939
Because suddenly, it was 2006,
343
00:20:28,685 --> 00:20:31,347
And 2006 was a big one,
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Ted.
345
00:20:36,225 --> 00:20:38,659
What the hell, man?
I thought we had a deal.
346
00:20:41,698 --> 00:20:45,259
What about your guy? It's midnight.
Go kiss him.
347
00:20:46,202 --> 00:20:49,365
He kept me waiting.
I can keep him waiting.
348
00:20:51,641 --> 00:20:53,541
Well, a deal is a deal.
349
00:21:05,855 --> 00:21:07,379
Happy New Year.
350
00:21:09,392 --> 00:21:10,882
Happy New Year.
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