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And, of course,
I set if to lee/and/c time
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because we share a lo ve
of the Aurora borea/is, gordy.
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And you have no idea how to tell time.
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Greatg/fz', dad
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way to think things through.
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Somehow, you'd think that a man
who can send a rocket into space
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would be able to manage
a ha/fia/a y decent birthday present
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no, oe.
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You know, gordy,
all things considered,
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maybe my gift isn't so bad alter all.
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Aw
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Hey, gordy surprise!
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Wo m now, there's a gi'tt/
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Here you go, gordy. Happy birthday!
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Oh, beautiful, Haley.
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Now the weather. Sure to be a windy one.
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We have a high-wind warning
for the la county coast and valleys,
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with some clouds sure to come in
around 70:00 a. M.
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And even though the high-gust warning
will, um, expire mid to late morning,
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you ll still want to keep...
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The search
for a group of missing hikers
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is set to resume this morning
just outside a gua Dulce.
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The tour group went out two days ago
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on the pacific crest trail...
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But didn't come back
as expected that night.
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Crews started searching yesterday...
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Trafi'ic is already backed up due to
an accident on the southbound 707.
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It is 7:44 with Bo and lves.
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Bang.
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Bang.
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Whoa. Come on.
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Down, down.
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Down, down, down.
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Bang!
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Yes! Good boy.
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Up, up, up.
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Up! Up, up.
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Gotta keep our heads up
out the clouds on this one.
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I know.
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Now, we land this...
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Yeah, like s/x-guns...
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I mean, we really
put on a show, well,
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you know they gotta
bring us back for the sequel.
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Mm-hmm.
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Well, we sure as hell ain't
gotta sell no more horses.
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So, just execute,
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and we ain't got no more problems. Mmm.
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You good?
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You good?
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Where your sister?
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What's that about?
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She supposed to be here.
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Yeah.
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Goddamn it.
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Thought I told you
to fix the damn Walker.
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You hear that?
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Pops!
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- Come on, come on. Pop.
- Firefly.
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- What else? What else?
- Ghost.
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Uh-huh.
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Beethoven.
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Uh-huh, uh-huh.
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- Commodore.
- Yeah.
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Virgil.
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You good. You good.
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You good. You good.
You good, man.
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- Ghost.
- You good, you good, you good.
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Pops?
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- Lucky.
- Pops?
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- Commodore.
- Pops? Pops!
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Oj. Oh. Hi, horsie.
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Hey, hey, hey.
Don't look him in the eyes, please.
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Okay.
You ready to do the safety meeting?
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Uh, I'm gonna need, like, five.
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Um, my team's almost here.
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Your team's not here? Okay, hold.
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Sorry, I got the horse guy
talking to me too. What's up?
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- Safety meeting.
- Copy.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
miss Bonnie Clayton on set.
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Here she is, everybody.
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Take a look at all of that.
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Fynn, this is oj,
our horse trainer.
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You remember these guys
from flash point.
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Yeah. Hi.
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Your name is oj?
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Yeah, Otis junior.
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Where's the other guy?
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The... the senior guy?
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Dude, he died.
About six months ago.
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A bunch of random shit
fell out of a plane.
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So I guess we're stuck
with junior over here.
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-Yeah.
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Okay. Fuck.
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Great. Uh, ant, how we lookin'?
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Yeah, good,
if we're selling a horse's ass.
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That's, uh,
legendary cinematographer
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antlers holst over here,
everybody.
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- Let's go ahead and spin the horse.
- But you had said "hold," so...
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And now I'm saying "spin." Let's go.
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Great. And while that's spinning,
can we get makeup?
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Let's get makeup
for miss Bonnie Clayton, please.
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Hold on.
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- Step away from the back, please.
- They told me to come here.
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Good call, oj. Um, tell you what,
let's do a quick safety meeting.
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Guys, this is oj,
our horse trainer.
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Take it away.
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Kill the music, please.
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My name is oj. Uh,
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I think my sister's gonna be here
in a minute.
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Little louder, please.
We can't hear you in the back.
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I said we are animal wranglers
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with Haywood Hollywood horses,
and, uh,
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did you know the very first, uh...
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Hey, yo!
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Excuse me. Sorry.
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I'm so sorry about that.
Didn't mean to do that. Sorry, brother.
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- Safety meeting.
- Yeah.
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Hello! How y'all doing?
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Sorry for the tardiness.
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My name is emerald. That's oj,
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and we are your animal wranglers today
with Haywood Hollywood horses.
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Now, did you know that
the very first assembly of photographs
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in sequential order
to create a motion picture
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was a two-second clip
of a black man on a horse?
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Yes, it was. Yes, it was. Look it up.
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Now, I know you guys know
eadweard muybridge,
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the grandfather of motion pictures,
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who took the pictures
that created that clip.
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But does anybody know the name
of the black jockey that rode the horse?
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Nope?
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I mean, the very first stuntman,
animal wrangler
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and movie star all rolled into one,
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and there is literally no record of him.
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That man was a Bahamian jockey
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that went by the name
of alistair e. Haywood.
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And he is my great-great-grandfather.
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- Great.
- There's another "great" grandfather.
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That's why back
at the Haywood ranch,
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as the only black-owned horse trainers
in Hollywood, we like to say,
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"since the moment pictures could move,
we had skin in the game."
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All right. Let's get into some, uh,
safety precautions
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while we're on set, shall we?
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Number one: Please refrain
from making any loud noises,
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sudden movements,
and keep your cell phones off.
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We'd really appreciate that.
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Two: If you see anything
that looks or feels unsafe,
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contact me, oj
or your second in chain-of-command.
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And three:
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Let's have a great shoot!
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Uh, and I'm emerald Haywood.
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I direct, write, produce, act.
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J” / do a little singing on the side j”
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uh, motorcycles, baby.
Look, I-I make a mean grilled cheese.
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If you're looking for crafty,
just holler at me.
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Okay. That was great.
That was a lot.
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Uh, let's do a rehearsal.
Yeah? Rehearsal?
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Rehearsal, we should.
We should do one. Rehearsing.
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I think... I think he might need a break.
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Yeah, we'll rehearse one
first, and then break, yeah?
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Well, I'm ready to do one.
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Oj, she's ready to do one.
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Tell the horse
we're ready to do one.
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VFX, can we get the ball in here
while we have a sec?
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- Em.
- VFX.
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Uh, and, oj, you can step off.
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- Step out. Step off. Uh, step out.
- Yeah, yeah.
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- Em.
- What's the horse's name?
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- Uh, lucky.
- Lucky?
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- Is he?
- VFX!
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Yeah. Em!
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- Uh, oj, let's step off.
- You calling me?
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Hey, what did I tell you about that?
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If she can't get near the horse,
what are we doing here?
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Hey, hey, hey!
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Medic!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Are you okay?
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Look, maybe it's just too soon.
It's not the gig. Not ready yet. Right?
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- We need it, man.
- I know.
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Your dad left an enormous hole.
I know that.
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But don't worry.
There'll be others.
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All right? I'm sorry.
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- And just tell her sorry.
- Sorry.
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Thank you for the opportunity.
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Come on, now.
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Oh, where's VFX?
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All right. You got it.
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So, where am I dropping you?
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I'ma go up with you.
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I need to get some shit.
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My "I girl said, you know,
I could crash at her place
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so I'll be gone in the morning.
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So I'm gonna
drive you back tomorrow?
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I can find a ride.
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But, I mean, like,
can I get "fun oj" out this bitch?
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'Cause this wack-ass oj is really
making me feel like I'm not loved.
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Is that how you want
your little sister to feel?
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What happened to gold rush?
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Gold rush went bankrupt.
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It's been this for three years.
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Damn.
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Howdy, folks.
Welcome to Jupiter's claim.
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Cowboys
and cowgirls, just a little heads-up.
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Join us Fridays at 5:30 p. M.
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For the brand-spank/n '-new
Jupiter's claim star lasso experience.
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- Oh, shit.
- Come on.
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I'm sorry, y'all. I'm sorry.
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Photobomb!
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Lucky.
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Hang tight. I'll be back.
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How many you sold?
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How many?
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Ten.
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You sold ten of pops' horses?
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I'm gonna get 'em back.
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- Can you stay out here?
- Why?
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I'm developing a business relationship,
and you're a liability right now.
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How am I a liability?
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How are you a...
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Don't promote your fucking
side shit on the job.
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Oh, my god.
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Actor, singer, dancer,
seamstress, motorcyclist.
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You wanna promote something?
Promote this business.
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No, oj. No.
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First of all, that's not my side shit.
This is.
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And second of all,
if anybody's a liability...
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Fuck you.
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No, fuck you.
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Hi there.
It's Amber again from jupe's claim.
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It does look like
we were able to squeeze out
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a couple of extra press passes
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for the upcoming friends
and family preview.
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Oh. No apology necessary.
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This is in reference to the biggest,
bestest, brand-new live show
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we have coming up here
at the park.
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Come in.
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Oj. Thanks for coming up.
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How you doing?
This is my sister, em.
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Hi there.
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So, uh...
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Who'd you bring me?
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Uh, lucky.
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He's my second-best horse,
you know, uh,
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but he lost focus, so, uh...
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I mean, I did too,
but I can't fire myself.
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- That's good.
- Hey, hey.
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Hold up. This you?
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You literally the Asian kid
from kid sher/h?
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- Em, em, em...
- No, it's okay.
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Yeah, I was, uh... I was lil jupe.
251
00:17:46,149 --> 00:17:49,402
Ah, dude, you were literally my favorite.
You mind if I get a picture real quick?
252
00:17:49,486 --> 00:17:51,196
Hey, you mind if we talk?
253
00:17:52,030 --> 00:17:53,573
Yes. Of course.
254
00:17:53,657 --> 00:17:55,575
Please, browse away.
255
00:17:55,659 --> 00:17:57,702
Su casa es mi casa.
256
00:17:57,786 --> 00:17:59,704
Thank you. I sure will.
257
00:17:59,788 --> 00:18:02,249
Um, so,
258
00:18:02,332 --> 00:18:04,251
same deal, yeah? Eleven, five?
259
00:18:04,334 --> 00:18:06,586
- Yeah, thank you.
- That's 3D. Yeah.
260
00:18:06,670 --> 00:18:09,005
Whatever happened to that black boy?
He was good.
261
00:18:09,089 --> 00:18:10,548
Stop, stop.
262
00:18:11,841 --> 00:18:13,301
He was good.
263
00:18:13,385 --> 00:18:15,720
I actually wanted to, uh,
lay some groundwork
264
00:18:16,388 --> 00:18:20,225
uh, to a pathway of, uh,
buying some of them back. Right?
265
00:18:21,518 --> 00:18:22,769
- Yeah.
- Mm-hmm.
266
00:18:22,852 --> 00:18:24,479
Yeah. Totally.
267
00:18:26,982 --> 00:18:28,108
- Yeah.
- Yeah?
268
00:18:28,191 --> 00:18:32,612
Actually, oj, the offer
I made your dad is still on the table.
269
00:18:32,696 --> 00:18:33,697
Oh, uh...
270
00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:36,199
- Let me...
- Yo, wait a minute.
271
00:18:36,283 --> 00:18:38,576
So, that...
272
00:18:39,369 --> 00:18:40,996
Oj, have I shown you this?
273
00:18:42,038 --> 00:18:45,208
This is in reference
to the gordy's home! Incident.
274
00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:48,420
Gordy's home!
275
00:18:48,503 --> 00:18:49,629
Yeah, yeah.
276
00:18:49,713 --> 00:18:54,301
So, gordy's home! Is a short-lived
but fabled sitcom I starred in in '96
277
00:18:54,384 --> 00:18:55,510
after kid sher/fiblew up.
278
00:18:55,593 --> 00:18:57,512
Yeah, my pops told me
about that show.
279
00:18:57,595 --> 00:18:59,556
The monkey went crazy
or some shit.
280
00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:03,059
You know,
I usually charge a fee for this.
281
00:19:06,187 --> 00:19:07,188
Oh, damn.
282
00:19:07,981 --> 00:19:09,190
Ta-da.
283
00:19:09,274 --> 00:19:10,567
Hmm.
284
00:19:16,156 --> 00:19:18,033
That's the first
exploding fist bump.
285
00:19:18,116 --> 00:19:19,534
What? Really?
286
00:19:19,617 --> 00:19:21,286
Y'all came up with that?
287
00:19:21,369 --> 00:19:24,414
So, as I was saying, uh,
gordy's home! Began airing
288
00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:26,833
in the fall of '96...
289
00:19:26,916 --> 00:19:28,918
And it was an immediate hit.
290
00:19:29,002 --> 00:19:32,589
Uh, ratings were huge.
Pretty good reviews.
291
00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:34,758
Just really took off.
292
00:19:34,841 --> 00:19:35,925
Yeah.
293
00:19:37,302 --> 00:19:40,180
Then, uh, one day...
294
00:19:41,765 --> 00:19:44,267
We were shooting
an episode in season two
295
00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:46,686
entitled, uh, "gordy's birthday,"
296
00:19:46,770 --> 00:19:49,564
and, um, boom.
297
00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:55,362
One of the chimps that plays gordy
just... just hit his limit.
298
00:19:55,445 --> 00:19:59,574
And it was six minutes
and 13 seconds of havoc.
299
00:20:00,575 --> 00:20:03,578
Network tried to Bury it,
but it was a spectacle.
300
00:20:03,661 --> 00:20:05,747
People are just obsessed.
301
00:20:05,830 --> 00:20:08,833
You're kidding me. Oj,
you said you heard about that?
302
00:20:08,917 --> 00:20:11,503
Mm-hmm. That's why
they don't let you use chimps.
303
00:20:11,586 --> 00:20:12,837
That's part of the reason.
304
00:20:13,922 --> 00:20:16,549
There's a growing gordy's home!
Fan base out there now.
305
00:20:17,092 --> 00:20:19,928
This Dutch couple paid me 50k
to come in here and spend the night.
306
00:20:20,011 --> 00:20:22,013
I didn't ask.
307
00:20:22,097 --> 00:20:24,265
That's crazy.
308
00:20:26,810 --> 00:20:28,478
So what happened really, man?
309
00:20:32,649 --> 00:20:35,276
You haven't seen
the "bad gordy" sketch on snl?
310
00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:37,520
I mean, they pretty much nailed it
better than I could.
311
00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:39,614
- Mmm.
- No?
312
00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:42,242
Saturday night live .7
313
00:20:42,325 --> 00:20:44,327
Darrell Hammond as Tom,
314
00:20:44,411 --> 00:20:47,080
Ana gasteyer as Phyllis,
315
00:20:47,163 --> 00:20:49,582
cheri oteri is Mary Jo Elliott.
316
00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:52,710
Scott wolf is the host. He's me.
317
00:20:52,794 --> 00:20:57,757
But, of course, the star of the sketch
is Chris-goddamn-kattan as gordy,
318
00:20:57,841 --> 00:21:02,053
and he is... undeniable, okay?
319
00:21:02,137 --> 00:21:03,471
Bit goes like this.
320
00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:06,683
Everyone's trying to celebrate
gordy's birthday,
321
00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:10,103
but every time gordy hears
something about the jungle,
322
00:21:11,521 --> 00:21:14,899
gordy... kattan... goes off.
323
00:21:14,983 --> 00:21:18,027
And it's... it's kattan.
324
00:21:18,111 --> 00:21:20,321
He's just crushing it.
325
00:21:20,405 --> 00:21:22,365
He is a force of nature.
326
00:21:22,449 --> 00:21:25,493
He is killing on that stage.
327
00:21:32,208 --> 00:21:33,835
Yeah.
328
00:21:34,669 --> 00:21:35,879
It was legendary.
329
00:21:37,005 --> 00:21:38,214
Legendary shit.
330
00:21:38,756 --> 00:21:41,926
Yeah.
331
00:21:42,010 --> 00:21:44,370
Yeah, I'ma have to go ahead
and look that one up on YouTube.
332
00:21:44,429 --> 00:21:46,097
Details, you know?
333
00:21:46,181 --> 00:21:47,390
Totally.
334
00:21:50,310 --> 00:21:53,062
I got some work I gotta do.
335
00:21:54,314 --> 00:21:56,608
So we ain't gonna
chill tonight? Nothin'?
336
00:21:56,691 --> 00:21:57,859
You wanna work?
337
00:21:57,942 --> 00:21:58,943
Hell, no.
338
00:22:03,615 --> 00:22:05,575
So, uh, what was the offer?
339
00:22:05,658 --> 00:22:07,118
- Jupe?
- Yeah.
340
00:22:08,536 --> 00:22:10,163
He offered to buy the ranch.
341
00:22:10,246 --> 00:22:11,873
Oh, really?
342
00:22:11,956 --> 00:22:13,708
That's interesting. How much?
343
00:22:13,791 --> 00:22:14,792
Why?
344
00:22:15,668 --> 00:22:19,130
'Cause. I'm trying to see
how big of a dumb-ass you are.
345
00:22:20,548 --> 00:22:22,383
Big dumb-ass, probably.
346
00:22:38,608 --> 00:22:42,070
I guess you don't wanna see what's good
with dad liquor cabinet then, huh?
347
00:22:49,077 --> 00:22:50,787
I got that hobby weed too,
actually.
348
00:22:52,956 --> 00:22:56,376
- That's all you had to say, then.
- The hobby weed.
349
00:22:56,459 --> 00:22:59,420
That's all you had to say.
You should've dropped that at the top.
350
00:22:59,504 --> 00:23:01,464
"I got the hobby weed."
You know I'm ready.
351
00:23:01,548 --> 00:23:04,008
J” if you see me walking down the street j”
352
00:23:04,092 --> 00:23:07,470
j” and / start to cry
each time we meet... j”
353
00:23:07,554 --> 00:23:11,516
okay, your reflexes are still quick.
Like, whoa. I ain't mad at it.
354
00:23:11,599 --> 00:23:12,809
I'm watching.
355
00:23:13,893 --> 00:23:15,895
- J' walk on byj” -To the man.
356
00:23:17,689 --> 00:23:19,774
J” make believe j”
357
00:23:19,857 --> 00:23:22,527
-j” that you don't see the tears j”
-drink.
358
00:23:22,610 --> 00:23:25,613
J” just let me grieve in private... j”
359
00:23:25,697 --> 00:23:26,823
oh, shit.
360
00:23:28,283 --> 00:23:29,742
Remember Jean jacket?
361
00:23:30,285 --> 00:23:31,995
Yeah, good horse.
362
00:23:32,662 --> 00:23:35,164
Supposed to be my first horse,
actually.
363
00:23:36,124 --> 00:23:38,501
I was talking to my therapist
about this not long ago.
364
00:23:38,585 --> 00:23:39,752
Therapist?
365
00:23:39,836 --> 00:23:41,129
Yes.
366
00:23:41,212 --> 00:23:43,256
I fuck one on occasion sometimes.
367
00:23:43,339 --> 00:23:45,008
J” walkon by... j”
368
00:23:45,091 --> 00:23:48,428
I was telling her that,
for my ninth birthday,
369
00:23:48,511 --> 00:23:50,972
I was supposed to
get to train Jean jacket.
370
00:23:51,681 --> 00:23:55,435
But then pops got some western,
and Jean jacket wasn't mine no more.
371
00:23:56,144 --> 00:23:57,645
Classic Otis senior.
372
00:23:58,354 --> 00:24:00,106
I distinctly remember...
373
00:24:02,358 --> 00:24:05,945
Standing right here at this window,
watching y'all train my horse.
374
00:24:06,863 --> 00:24:07,989
My horse.
375
00:24:10,158 --> 00:24:11,701
Pops never looked up at me.
376
00:24:12,410 --> 00:24:14,120
Whoa, now.
377
00:24:14,203 --> 00:24:16,205
Whoa, now. Whoa, now.
378
00:24:17,665 --> 00:24:18,958
Oj, come on.
379
00:24:26,215 --> 00:24:27,550
But you did, nigga.
380
00:24:28,593 --> 00:24:29,719
Remember?
381
00:24:33,598 --> 00:24:35,433
It was scorpion king, actually.
382
00:24:36,517 --> 00:24:37,727
It wasn't a western.
383
00:24:38,936 --> 00:24:41,481
That was the first job
pops took me on.
384
00:24:42,065 --> 00:24:43,232
Wasn't much fun.
385
00:24:44,942 --> 00:24:47,070
Ended up using camels anyways.
386
00:24:49,405 --> 00:24:50,782
The point is...
387
00:24:51,866 --> 00:24:53,618
Yeah, fuck the point.
388
00:24:54,702 --> 00:24:56,913
Yo, that man was hardheaded as fuck.
389
00:24:56,996 --> 00:24:58,331
And so are you.
390
00:24:59,123 --> 00:25:00,124
That's it.
391
00:25:05,505 --> 00:25:09,175
But at the end of the day, you gotta...
You gotta admit, man. Pops...
392
00:25:13,221 --> 00:25:15,348
Pops did something
when he made this place.
393
00:25:17,058 --> 00:25:18,476
He changed the industry.
394
00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:20,770
That's real.
395
00:25:23,439 --> 00:25:25,024
I can't just let that go.
396
00:25:27,193 --> 00:25:29,112
Why is ghost in the arena?
397
00:25:57,432 --> 00:25:58,558
What's good?
398
00:26:04,647 --> 00:26:05,648
Yeah.
399
00:26:30,715 --> 00:26:31,966
Hey, yo, em.
400
00:26:33,593 --> 00:26:34,844
Turn it down!
401
00:26:34,927 --> 00:26:37,930
-J” your generation believed in talk j”
-all right!
402
00:26:39,724 --> 00:26:42,435
J” scared of the very steps in which... j”
403
00:26:49,776 --> 00:26:50,777
Hey!
404
00:26:51,944 --> 00:26:53,279
Where he going?
405
00:27:37,740 --> 00:27:39,909
What if/ told you...
406
00:27:42,203 --> 00:27:44,163
What if/ told you...
407
00:27:46,415 --> 00:27:48,918
You'll Lea ve here different?
408
00:27:52,713 --> 00:27:56,759
You see, e very Friday
for the last s/x months...
409
00:27:58,928 --> 00:28:01,430
My family and / bore witness
410
00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:04,851
to an absolute...
411
00:28:04,934 --> 00:28:06,519
Spectacle.
412
00:28:46,267 --> 00:28:48,060
Huh?
413
00:29:14,545 --> 00:29:16,172
You see it? The power?
414
00:29:17,590 --> 00:29:18,883
Where's ghost?
415
00:29:21,552 --> 00:29:22,637
I don't know.
416
00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:23,804
Hold on.
417
00:29:31,103 --> 00:29:33,356
Boom. Power went out.
418
00:29:33,439 --> 00:29:35,191
- See?
- Rewind.
419
00:29:40,905 --> 00:29:41,906
Stop.
420
00:29:43,991 --> 00:29:46,243
Ghost talking about,
"I ain't listening. I'm not trained.
421
00:29:46,327 --> 00:29:48,162
I do whatever the fuck I want."
422
00:29:49,372 --> 00:29:50,373
What?
423
00:29:51,457 --> 00:29:52,792
What'd you see?
424
00:30:01,550 --> 00:30:03,302
What's a bad miracle?
425
00:30:07,014 --> 00:30:08,766
They got a word for that?
426
00:30:13,354 --> 00:30:16,148
They said it was a prop plane
or something that killed pops.
427
00:30:19,068 --> 00:30:21,278
That shit ain't never
made sense to me.
428
00:30:21,362 --> 00:30:24,323
Then tonight, I heard ghost make a sound
I ain't never heard a horse make.
429
00:30:24,407 --> 00:30:25,408
What did you see?
430
00:30:28,411 --> 00:30:29,495
It was big.
431
00:30:30,121 --> 00:30:31,497
- How big?
- Big.
432
00:30:32,123 --> 00:30:34,250
- What did it look like?
- I don't know.
433
00:30:39,547 --> 00:30:40,965
It was fast.
434
00:30:42,216 --> 00:30:43,426
Too fast.
435
00:30:44,552 --> 00:30:46,554
Too quiet to be a plane.
436
00:30:49,306 --> 00:30:51,517
Are you saying
what I think you're saying?
437
00:30:58,524 --> 00:31:00,109
I'm telling you,
we don't need a lot.
438
00:31:00,192 --> 00:31:02,754
Just enough to make our shit look
different from what's out there.
439
00:31:02,778 --> 00:31:05,781
You get what I'm saying? Like...
You know I ain't trying to run it up.
440
00:31:05,865 --> 00:31:09,035
I just was looking online,
and I seen a lot of shit.
441
00:31:09,118 --> 00:31:10,536
You know I'm broke, right?
442
00:31:10,619 --> 00:31:12,830
We'll use my money.
443
00:31:12,913 --> 00:31:16,292
Okay, shut up. Look. All right.
444
00:31:16,375 --> 00:31:18,210
There it is. Five to 100k.
445
00:31:18,294 --> 00:31:19,295
Well, read it.
446
00:31:19,378 --> 00:31:21,047
You read it! Dyslexic ass.
447
00:31:21,130 --> 00:31:24,258
The point is, a website
like cyber dominion
448
00:31:24,341 --> 00:31:27,970
will pay five to 100k for photographic
evidence of ufos and shit.
449
00:31:28,054 --> 00:31:29,305
100k?
450
00:31:29,889 --> 00:31:32,141
And that's just what I saw
on the first go.
451
00:31:33,642 --> 00:31:36,187
Now that I've been thinking about it,
fuck cyber dominion.
452
00:31:36,270 --> 00:31:38,564
This shit right here is a moment.
Our moment.
453
00:31:38,647 --> 00:31:40,649
We set it up,
release it the right way...
454
00:31:40,733 --> 00:31:43,402
Man, I'm talking
rich and famous for life.
455
00:31:43,486 --> 00:31:44,945
How you doing? You look pretty.
456
00:31:45,029 --> 00:31:47,073
- She looks like she got a big house.
- How?
457
00:31:47,156 --> 00:31:48,282
- How we put it out?
- Mmm.
458
00:31:48,365 --> 00:31:49,575
That's what I'm saying.
459
00:31:49,658 --> 00:31:51,535
We don't just go
for the quick cash-in, okay?
460
00:31:51,619 --> 00:31:53,996
We go to the most credible platform
to do the story.
461
00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:55,206
What's that? Like Oprah?
462
00:31:55,289 --> 00:31:58,209
Yeah. Like Oprah, for example.
After that, everybody want in.
463
00:31:58,292 --> 00:32:00,520
I'm saying there's plenty of videos
of flying shit online.
464
00:32:00,544 --> 00:32:02,344
I saw one the other day.
That wasn't on Oprah.
465
00:32:02,421 --> 00:32:04,173
Nigga, I didn't say Oprah.
You said Oprah.
466
00:32:04,256 --> 00:32:05,549
You love Oprah.
467
00:32:05,633 --> 00:32:07,968
Look, all I'm saying is,
all that shit online is fake.
468
00:32:08,052 --> 00:32:10,596
Low quality. Ain't nobody
gonna get what we gonna get.
469
00:32:10,679 --> 00:32:12,306
- What we gonna get?
- The shot.
470
00:32:12,389 --> 00:32:13,474
What shot?
471
00:32:13,557 --> 00:32:15,351
The shot. The money shot.
472
00:32:15,434 --> 00:32:16,769
Undeniable. Singular...
473
00:32:17,603 --> 00:32:18,854
The Oprah shot.
474
00:32:19,438 --> 00:32:20,940
The Oprah shot?
475
00:32:21,023 --> 00:32:22,650
Excuse me.
476
00:32:22,733 --> 00:32:24,485
Hi. I can help you over here.
477
00:32:28,614 --> 00:32:31,659
Hi. Thank you for shopping at fry's.
478
00:32:31,742 --> 00:32:33,869
Did you find everything
you were looking for?
479
00:32:33,953 --> 00:32:35,704
Yes, angel.
480
00:32:36,372 --> 00:32:38,707
Oh. Great.
481
00:32:38,791 --> 00:32:41,794
- Um, do you have a card with us?
- No, thank you.
482
00:32:41,877 --> 00:32:44,296
- Would you like one? Because it...
- No, thank you.
483
00:32:44,380 --> 00:32:46,260
Would you like one of
our tech-support personnel
484
00:32:46,340 --> 00:32:47,466
to help with installation?
485
00:32:47,550 --> 00:32:49,510
No, no, no. Thank you.
486
00:32:49,593 --> 00:32:51,178
Appreciate you.
487
00:32:51,262 --> 00:32:53,639
All right.
Uh, no help with the install.
488
00:32:54,765 --> 00:32:56,058
Suit yourself.
489
00:32:56,767 --> 00:32:58,269
Is it a hard install?
490
00:32:58,352 --> 00:33:00,896
Well, for me, no.
You're not gonna be able to do it.
491
00:33:02,815 --> 00:33:04,400
What happened?
Did you guys get robbed?
492
00:33:04,483 --> 00:33:07,403
- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah. You know, a lot of blackouts.
493
00:33:07,486 --> 00:33:09,363
Take the camera out
from time to time.
494
00:33:09,446 --> 00:33:11,949
All these new cameras
have backup battery power,
495
00:33:12,032 --> 00:33:13,409
so you should be fine.
496
00:33:13,492 --> 00:33:17,746
But the outages affect the power
in the battery shit too, like cell phones.
497
00:33:17,830 --> 00:33:19,623
Okay. All right.
498
00:33:19,707 --> 00:33:24,295
Cell phones, they don't
just drop in power. Right?
499
00:33:24,378 --> 00:33:27,590
I mean, maybe your Wi-Fi drops out
whenever your system dips.
500
00:33:27,673 --> 00:33:30,718
So, that's technology.
501
00:33:33,429 --> 00:33:36,473
Okay. Or maybe you're in
a ufo hotspot.
502
00:33:36,557 --> 00:33:38,767
No one believes in that.
503
00:33:48,819 --> 00:33:50,487
What's up?
504
00:33:50,571 --> 00:33:53,282
Damn. Did not realize you guys
were this far out.
505
00:33:53,365 --> 00:33:54,700
Mm-hmm.
506
00:33:54,783 --> 00:33:56,285
I don't mind, though.
507
00:33:56,368 --> 00:33:59,914
Smell of horseshit and fresh air.
Right?
508
00:34:03,250 --> 00:34:05,753
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
509
00:34:05,836 --> 00:34:07,630
- Whoa. Look at me, man.
- Fuck.
510
00:34:07,713 --> 00:34:09,715
- Don't do that. Don't yell.
- Sorry, man.
511
00:34:10,424 --> 00:34:12,343
Sorry if I was shut down
this morning.
512
00:34:12,426 --> 00:34:14,803
I just got out of
a four-year relationship.
513
00:34:14,887 --> 00:34:15,930
You were fine.
514
00:34:16,013 --> 00:34:17,806
I know it's gonna sound
fucking cliché,
515
00:34:17,890 --> 00:34:20,267
but I thought that
she was the one, you know?
516
00:34:20,351 --> 00:34:22,186
Is this gonna take
longer than an hour?
517
00:34:22,269 --> 00:34:23,437
This?
518
00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:24,563
Oh, shit, yeah.
519
00:34:24,647 --> 00:34:27,066
- I'ma go ahead and pop out.
- Where you going?
520
00:34:27,149 --> 00:34:30,569
I gotta go to the store and get something.
Don't worry about it. You need anything?
521
00:34:35,991 --> 00:34:38,118
Her name was, uh, Rebecca Diaz.
522
00:34:39,745 --> 00:34:41,789
Yeah, keep an eye out for her.
523
00:34:41,872 --> 00:34:44,166
She's an actress, model,
you know?
524
00:34:45,042 --> 00:34:47,419
She booked a pilot
on the cw, so...
525
00:34:48,337 --> 00:34:50,923
Yeah, fucking left me.
526
00:34:51,757 --> 00:34:53,217
Yeah, fucking cw.
527
00:34:56,428 --> 00:34:58,931
- So, thing about this camera...
- Actually, can it swivel up?
528
00:34:59,723 --> 00:35:02,393
Uh, yeah.
529
00:35:05,104 --> 00:35:06,105
Boom.
530
00:35:06,188 --> 00:35:07,439
Little more?
531
00:35:07,523 --> 00:35:09,108
More? Okay.
532
00:35:13,404 --> 00:35:15,155
Yeah.
533
00:35:15,990 --> 00:35:17,157
Mmm.
534
00:35:18,242 --> 00:35:19,535
All right. Yeah.
535
00:35:21,620 --> 00:35:22,746
Mm-hmm.
536
00:35:35,843 --> 00:35:38,053
Do you know they don't call 'em
ufos anymore?
537
00:35:41,348 --> 00:35:43,600
It's fucking uaps now.
538
00:35:45,394 --> 00:35:46,937
Why they gotta change the name?
539
00:35:47,521 --> 00:35:50,190
Yeah. Exactly.
540
00:35:50,274 --> 00:35:54,028
No, fuck it. I'll tell you why
they changed the name, all right?
541
00:35:54,111 --> 00:35:56,405
It's 'cause they wanna
keep us in the dark.
542
00:35:56,488 --> 00:36:00,617
Remember when they declassified
all that ufo footage a couple years ago?
543
00:36:01,201 --> 00:36:03,162
Yeah. Well, people started
paying attention.
544
00:36:03,245 --> 00:36:05,414
So they changed the name
to uaps.
545
00:36:05,497 --> 00:36:07,750
And no one knows
what the fuck a uap is.
546
00:36:07,833 --> 00:36:09,335
So everyone lost interest.
547
00:36:09,418 --> 00:36:11,045
I saw that, that Navy clip.
548
00:36:12,129 --> 00:36:14,340
Couldn't really see 'em, though.
Could've been better.
549
00:36:15,090 --> 00:36:17,509
It's shitty footage of exact proof
550
00:36:17,593 --> 00:36:20,721
that there's an alien civilization
out there in the universe.
551
00:36:20,804 --> 00:36:22,222
So who's that?
552
00:36:24,266 --> 00:36:26,268
Come on, man.
The little guys with the big eyes.
553
00:36:26,352 --> 00:36:28,520
- Mmm.
- Yeah. There's lots of theories.
554
00:36:28,604 --> 00:36:32,358
Either they're intergalactic travelers
looking for peace
555
00:36:32,441 --> 00:36:34,651
or futuristic humans
556
00:36:34,735 --> 00:36:37,863
coming back in time to stop us
from destroying the planet,
557
00:36:37,946 --> 00:36:40,741
or they're fucking
world-killers.
558
00:36:41,283 --> 00:36:42,910
Planetary destroyers.
559
00:36:42,993 --> 00:36:45,954
And that means that they've been
fucking watching us and studying us,
560
00:36:46,038 --> 00:36:48,499
waiting for the perfect time
to beam us up
561
00:36:48,582 --> 00:36:51,043
and shove metal probes
up our fucking asses.
562
00:36:53,796 --> 00:36:55,297
Cool.
563
00:36:55,381 --> 00:36:58,425
Anyway, ancienta/iens,
history channel. Watch that shit.
564
00:36:58,509 --> 00:36:59,802
Hey!
565
00:37:01,845 --> 00:37:03,472
Come on! Help a nigga out!
566
00:37:12,439 --> 00:37:13,440
Hey.
567
00:37:14,191 --> 00:37:16,985
Know where I could find me
a couple of big, strong fellas?
568
00:37:18,362 --> 00:37:19,488
You good?
569
00:37:19,571 --> 00:37:20,864
I'm good.
570
00:37:21,615 --> 00:37:23,117
- What?
- What's that?
571
00:37:24,660 --> 00:37:25,828
Oh, this?
572
00:37:25,911 --> 00:37:29,540
You know, just, uh, training horses
we ordered that I picked up.
573
00:37:29,623 --> 00:37:30,707
Where'd you get it from?
574
00:37:30,791 --> 00:37:31,959
Don't worry about it.
575
00:37:32,042 --> 00:37:33,669
Now, come on, help me out.
576
00:37:34,670 --> 00:37:35,754
Got you.
577
00:37:37,172 --> 00:37:39,508
Okay, so what is it?
Is it like bait?
578
00:37:39,591 --> 00:37:43,345
I told you. It is a decoy
for horse training.
579
00:37:43,429 --> 00:37:45,055
Okay.
580
00:37:45,139 --> 00:37:47,349
Shit. Shit.
581
00:37:47,433 --> 00:37:48,767
-See?
582
00:37:49,309 --> 00:37:51,520
We good.
I mean, he don't know shit.
583
00:37:51,603 --> 00:37:53,939
Oh, no. You guys are
doing something shady.
584
00:37:57,651 --> 00:37:59,194
Hey, there!
585
00:38:00,779 --> 00:38:02,739
You can stay right there, though!
586
00:38:03,323 --> 00:38:04,408
Sure!
587
00:38:05,492 --> 00:38:06,535
What's up?
588
00:38:06,618 --> 00:38:10,330
We setting up a decoy
for horse training!
589
00:38:11,248 --> 00:38:12,499
Oh, good!
590
00:38:13,876 --> 00:38:15,711
You know, we got some of those.
591
00:38:19,256 --> 00:38:21,592
- Where'd you get...
- Where'd you get yours?
592
00:38:24,052 --> 00:38:26,638
Yeah, I'm not really sure.
593
00:38:26,722 --> 00:38:28,474
My wife would know.
594
00:38:30,350 --> 00:38:33,812
- Okay! Thanks for stopping by!
- Shh! You don't live here.
595
00:38:33,896 --> 00:38:36,315
- Sorry. Trying to help.
- Sure thing!
596
00:38:38,442 --> 00:38:40,694
Hey, I wanted to invite you to our...
597
00:38:41,487 --> 00:38:43,363
New family live show.
598
00:38:43,447 --> 00:38:45,991
Friday at 5:00 pm.
599
00:38:46,074 --> 00:38:47,409
Okay!
600
00:38:50,162 --> 00:38:51,497
Thumbs... thumbs up!
601
00:38:53,165 --> 00:38:55,000
- Should I do it?
- Yeah, do it.
602
00:38:56,460 --> 00:38:57,711
Thumbs up!
603
00:38:59,254 --> 00:39:01,882
So, the router's in the shed.
604
00:39:01,965 --> 00:39:04,718
I set it up so if the power goes out
on camera a,
605
00:39:04,801 --> 00:39:08,555
camera b's pointed at the sky
to catch whatever might've taken it out.
606
00:39:08,639 --> 00:39:10,933
And, uh, vice versa. So...
607
00:39:11,016 --> 00:39:12,100
Thank you.
608
00:39:14,520 --> 00:39:16,772
You're really not gonna tell
what the fuck is going on?
609
00:39:18,065 --> 00:39:20,734
- You'll know soon enough.
- Oh.
610
00:39:20,817 --> 00:39:21,944
Cool, cryptic.
611
00:39:22,819 --> 00:39:23,946
Fucking dicks.
612
00:39:26,114 --> 00:39:29,576
I can monitor the feeds remotely
myself if you want. Free of charge.
613
00:39:29,660 --> 00:39:30,953
-Hell, no.
614
00:39:33,163 --> 00:39:34,516
Wham, bam, thank you, ma'am.
615
00:39:34,540 --> 00:39:37,584
One more thing.
616
00:39:38,293 --> 00:39:41,338
You'll be getting a call from
my supervisor asking how my service was.
617
00:39:41,421 --> 00:39:43,173
Five stars, angel. Five stars.
618
00:39:43,257 --> 00:39:44,299
Thank you.
619
00:39:51,139 --> 00:39:53,976
- So what now?
- I don't know. What you wanna do?
620
00:39:54,059 --> 00:39:56,395
- Whatever you wanna do.
- I got some work I gotta do.
621
00:39:56,478 --> 00:39:57,854
I'm gonna go out...
622
00:39:58,647 --> 00:39:59,940
That's a good one.
623
00:40:10,242 --> 00:40:13,120
J” fisherman, rowj”
624
00:40:14,621 --> 00:40:18,500
j” keep on rowmg your boat j”
625
00:40:18,584 --> 00:40:21,920
j” brother man, brother
man, yeah, row... j”
626
00:40:22,004 --> 00:40:24,006
I'm talking today to women
627
00:40:24,089 --> 00:40:27,259
who say they have been abducted
by aliens from another planet.
628
00:40:27,342 --> 00:40:30,530
Ll/laylsay, I don't know
for a fact the y're from another planet.
629
00:40:30,554 --> 00:40:32,907
Well, you know,
you weren't in Kansas anymore, Toto.
630
00:40:34,182 --> 00:40:37,269
I wasn't wearing
red shoes / could click together either.
631
00:40:37,352 --> 00:40:40,981
J” livmg in a bamboo hut j”
632
00:40:42,858 --> 00:40:47,154
j” in a little old seaport town j”
633
00:40:49,114 --> 00:40:53,035
J” three kids on the floor... j”
634
00:42:42,060 --> 00:42:44,354
Nope. Mm-mmm. Nope. I'm out.
635
00:42:45,063 --> 00:42:47,065
Fuck this shit.
636
00:42:49,818 --> 00:42:52,446
Okay. Okay.
637
00:43:26,021 --> 00:43:27,439
Ow!
638
00:43:29,691 --> 00:43:31,985
- Oh, shit!
- Fuck off.
639
00:43:32,068 --> 00:43:34,108
Give us back our property.
640
00:43:34,154 --> 00:43:36,156
Don't mess with Jupiter's claim!
641
00:43:40,577 --> 00:43:42,329
Hey, what happened?
642
00:43:42,412 --> 00:43:45,248
The park kids. Jupe's sons.
643
00:43:45,332 --> 00:43:46,917
And they let clover out, man.
644
00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:49,753
What? They trying to
prank Haywood? It's on!
645
00:43:49,836 --> 00:43:51,963
Hey, you stole their horse.
646
00:43:52,047 --> 00:43:54,257
Oh. Yeah.
647
00:44:23,203 --> 00:44:24,704
- Hey.
- Shit.
648
00:44:27,123 --> 00:44:28,625
What's up, Nessie?
649
00:44:28,708 --> 00:44:31,586
Not much. Just stocking shit.
You know, pretty much regular.
650
00:45:02,284 --> 00:45:03,535
Oh, shit!
651
00:45:16,840 --> 00:45:18,842
I need to take my ass to bed.
652
00:45:24,139 --> 00:45:26,016
- Who dis?
- Yo, it's angel from fry's.
653
00:45:26,099 --> 00:45:28,852
Just calling to tell you
that there's a bug on camera a.
654
00:45:28,935 --> 00:45:31,521
I know. Wait, lthought
I told you not to watch our shit.
655
00:45:31,605 --> 00:45:33,064
I know, I know.
656
00:45:33,148 --> 00:45:35,025
- Camera bis down.
- What?
657
00:45:35,108 --> 00:45:37,652
Camera bis down.
658
00:45:37,736 --> 00:45:40,196
Like ancient fucking aliens down.
659
00:46:53,395 --> 00:46:55,730
- Hey!
- Hey, hi.
660
00:46:55,814 --> 00:46:58,608
Emerald, can you please get
the bug off the thing?
661
00:46:59,192 --> 00:47:01,903
Get the bug
off the fucking thing!
662
00:47:04,030 --> 00:47:05,156
Shit.
663
00:47:15,417 --> 00:47:18,795
Um, what do you see?
Do you see, like, lights or anything?
664
00:47:18,878 --> 00:47:20,714
Like a... a fucking saucer?
665
00:47:21,923 --> 00:47:24,342
It's in the cloud. It's in the cloud.
666
00:47:24,426 --> 00:47:27,137
Oj! It's in the cloud!
667
00:47:28,388 --> 00:47:29,681
Mm-hmm.
668
00:47:36,646 --> 00:47:38,815
Yeah, nah, nah, nah.
669
00:47:38,898 --> 00:47:41,276
Run, oj! Run!
670
00:48:30,116 --> 00:48:31,201
Hello?
671
00:48:34,579 --> 00:48:36,372
What happened to oj?
672
00:48:37,290 --> 00:48:38,291
It's fine.
673
00:48:40,085 --> 00:48:41,086
Come on.
674
00:48:44,297 --> 00:48:46,341
Okay, it's still on.
675
00:48:46,424 --> 00:48:48,468
The camera, it's still on.
676
00:49:00,772 --> 00:49:02,524
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
677
00:49:05,693 --> 00:49:08,071
Okay, you fucking praying mantis.
678
00:49:08,154 --> 00:49:10,698
All right, bitch.
You like sour patch kids?
679
00:49:10,782 --> 00:49:11,908
Huh?
680
00:50:03,793 --> 00:50:06,296
[Gasps}
681
00:50:34,282 --> 00:50:37,118
Aight, man.
Where your shit? Let's go.
682
00:50:39,078 --> 00:50:41,678
- Haven't seen one of those in a minute.
- Fucking praying mantis.
683
00:50:41,706 --> 00:50:43,708
That motherfucker better pray
I don't ever see him,
684
00:50:43,791 --> 00:50:45,376
'cause if I do, I'ma eat him.
685
00:50:46,794 --> 00:50:48,838
- Let's go.
- Where?
686
00:50:48,922 --> 00:50:50,048
I don't know.
687
00:50:50,131 --> 00:50:53,426
I got me a little situation
in atwater texting me back right now.
688
00:50:53,509 --> 00:50:55,970
- It's not coming again tonight.
- I don't care.
689
00:51:01,059 --> 00:51:05,188
Bro, I ain't never seen
no shit like this.
690
00:51:05,271 --> 00:51:06,522
It ain't worth it.
691
00:51:06,606 --> 00:51:08,024
No. Nope.
692
00:51:08,107 --> 00:51:09,317
It's too much.
693
00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:10,735
You should go, then.
694
00:51:11,778 --> 00:51:13,529
I gotta get up early anyway.
695
00:51:16,449 --> 00:51:17,867
I got mouths to feed.
696
00:51:29,921 --> 00:51:31,089
Shit.
697
00:51:32,340 --> 00:51:34,717
Shit, shit, shit.
698
00:51:54,529 --> 00:51:55,822
You hear that?
699
00:52:03,830 --> 00:52:05,164
Ghost out there.
700
00:52:07,917 --> 00:52:10,253
Acting all territorial.
701
00:52:13,298 --> 00:52:14,507
Mmm.
702
00:52:16,801 --> 00:52:19,679
I guess some animals
ain't fit to be trained.
703
00:52:40,742 --> 00:52:41,993
- Hello.
- Hi.
704
00:52:42,076 --> 00:52:43,953
Is this, uh, antlers holst?
705
00:52:45,913 --> 00:52:46,998
Who's this?
706
00:52:47,582 --> 00:52:49,208
Hey, yeah, I'm emerald Haywood.
707
00:52:49,292 --> 00:52:51,627
We met a couple days ago
at the commercial.
708
00:52:52,295 --> 00:52:54,589
Oh, yeah. Horse girl. Sure.
709
00:52:54,672 --> 00:52:56,424
Lremember you and your brother.
710
00:52:57,008 --> 00:52:58,634
Yeah, horse boy.
711
00:52:58,718 --> 00:53:00,428
He's here too.
712
00:53:00,511 --> 00:53:03,348
- The descendants of the jockey
-yeah.
713
00:53:03,931 --> 00:53:06,851
Guess I'm talking to
motion-picture royalty then.
714
00:53:08,644 --> 00:53:10,104
How'd you get the number?
715
00:53:10,188 --> 00:53:11,939
I got it from the call sheet.
716
00:53:12,023 --> 00:53:14,692
- Ah.
- So, we have a project. And, uh,
717
00:53:14,776 --> 00:53:18,154
you know, what if I told you
it was the offer of a lifetime?
718
00:53:18,237 --> 00:53:20,907
Yeah, hopefully not my lifetime.
719
00:53:20,990 --> 00:53:23,701
That's a good one.
Um, I'ma be real with you.
720
00:53:23,785 --> 00:53:26,371
We don't have a lot of money
to pay you up front...
721
00:53:26,454 --> 00:53:28,664
Not like you're used to... but, uh...
722
00:53:28,748 --> 00:53:32,335
Yeah, / tend to do one for them,
so I can do one for me.
723
00:53:32,418 --> 00:53:34,212
So, what is it?
724
00:53:35,505 --> 00:53:36,506
Reality.
725
00:53:36,589 --> 00:53:39,717
- Oh, no. Reality.
- Documentary.
726
00:53:40,718 --> 00:53:43,638
- Doc... documentary.
- Oh, that's better.
727
00:53:44,764 --> 00:53:46,933
So again, what's it about?
728
00:53:47,016 --> 00:53:50,228
It's about the shit
dreams is made of, baby.
729
00:53:51,104 --> 00:53:53,356
Listen, horse girl.
730
00:53:53,439 --> 00:53:54,982
I got a, uh,
731
00:53:56,609 --> 00:53:59,946
pretty damn superb lemon tart
in the oven
732
00:54:00,029 --> 00:54:03,491
that I'm about to serve
to ten of my closest friends, so...
733
00:54:03,574 --> 00:54:05,034
Stop. Stop, stop.
734
00:54:05,118 --> 00:54:06,953
Oh, hold on one second. What?
735
00:54:07,036 --> 00:54:08,413
He's not here for that.
736
00:54:08,496 --> 00:54:10,557
- No. This is whatl do.
- Stick to the plan.
737
00:54:10,581 --> 00:54:13,501
I don't go to your/ob
and knock a horse's dick out your hand.
738
00:54:13,584 --> 00:54:14,627
- Hello?
- Yeah?
739
00:54:14,710 --> 00:54:16,379
Yeah, my bad. We good, man.
740
00:54:16,462 --> 00:54:20,591
Um, according to
American cinema magazine,
741
00:54:20,675 --> 00:54:24,053
you make the cinematically
impossible possible.
742
00:54:25,388 --> 00:54:28,391
Well, we looking for
the impossible shot.
743
00:54:32,603 --> 00:54:34,313
That's impossible.
744
00:54:34,397 --> 00:54:35,440
Antlers,
745
00:54:36,065 --> 00:54:38,901
there's something out here
in agua Dulce,
746
00:54:38,985 --> 00:54:42,488
and you're probably the only person
in the world that can get it on film.
747
00:54:43,364 --> 00:54:44,657
That's it.
748
00:54:46,242 --> 00:54:47,994
Horse girl,
749
00:54:48,077 --> 00:54:50,371
this dream you're chasing,
750
00:54:50,955 --> 00:54:54,083
the one where you end up
at the top of the mountain,
751
00:54:54,876 --> 00:54:57,044
all eyes on you...
752
00:55:00,339 --> 00:55:02,592
It's the dream you never wake up from.
753
00:55:16,564 --> 00:55:17,940
I don't like him.
754
00:55:42,131 --> 00:55:43,841
Holy shit. It's real.
755
00:55:44,967 --> 00:55:47,553
I don't know
what you're doing here, but...
756
00:55:48,679 --> 00:55:52,767
It was illegal for you
to spy on us like that.
757
00:55:59,524 --> 00:56:01,859
Wait, you... you don't know?
758
00:56:04,654 --> 00:56:06,656
Okay, uh, tell me when you see it.
759
00:56:16,916 --> 00:56:18,000
There.
760
00:56:19,418 --> 00:56:21,170
- Doesn't move.
- Exactly.
761
00:56:24,423 --> 00:56:25,841
Well, look at that.
762
00:56:28,052 --> 00:56:29,929
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, okay.
763
00:56:30,638 --> 00:56:33,057
I went back and scrubbed
through the footage,
764
00:56:33,140 --> 00:56:36,686
and that cloud has been right there
at least since I set the cameras up.
765
00:56:36,769 --> 00:56:38,563
Yeah, now you mention it,
766
00:56:38,646 --> 00:56:42,316
I've probably been looking at the same
cloud every day for the last six months.
767
00:56:42,400 --> 00:56:43,401
Shit.
768
00:56:44,694 --> 00:56:46,654
So, I mean, that's them in there.
769
00:56:46,737 --> 00:56:49,240
And we've been recording it,
so we got it, right?
770
00:56:51,409 --> 00:56:52,410
Yeah.
771
00:56:53,869 --> 00:56:55,788
Why you saying "yeah" like that?
772
00:56:56,831 --> 00:56:59,208
I mean, we have proof
of aliens on video.
773
00:56:59,292 --> 00:57:01,252
Yeah, I wouldn't call it "proof."
774
00:57:01,335 --> 00:57:02,545
Are you serious?
775
00:57:02,628 --> 00:57:05,423
Look, I've seen crazy weather
phenomenons online before.
776
00:57:05,506 --> 00:57:07,216
He's right.
777
00:57:07,300 --> 00:57:09,594
It's good, but it ain't it. Ain't Oprah.
778
00:57:11,721 --> 00:57:13,264
Ain't Oprah.
779
00:57:15,725 --> 00:57:16,726
Okay.
780
00:57:17,435 --> 00:57:18,936
Are you guys telling me
781
00:57:19,729 --> 00:57:21,606
that there's an alien spaceship
782
00:57:23,190 --> 00:57:25,234
in that fucking cloud right there?
783
00:57:25,318 --> 00:57:26,986
It doesn't move like a ship.
784
00:57:28,946 --> 00:57:30,531
What you mean, oj?
785
00:57:33,868 --> 00:57:35,661
What if it's not a ship?
786
00:57:39,999 --> 00:57:42,251
All n'ght, gordy.
We 're almost ready, buddy
787
00:57:42,335 --> 00:57:44,587
wake up, buddy. Come on.
788
00:57:44,670 --> 00:57:45,671
He's ready.
789
00:57:46,589 --> 00:57:49,634
Here we go. And action!
790
00:57:49,717 --> 00:57:51,886
And, of course,
I set it to Icelandic time,
791
00:57:51,969 --> 00:57:54,930
because we share a love
of the Aurora borealis, gordy.
792
00:57:55,014 --> 00:57:58,225
And you have no idea how to tell time.
793
00:57:59,518 --> 00:58:02,897
Great gift, dad.
Way to think things through.
794
00:58:02,980 --> 00:58:06,108
Somehow you'd think that a man
who can send a rocket into space
795
00:58:06,192 --> 00:58:08,903
would be able to manage
a halfway decent birthday present.
796
00:58:09,487 --> 00:58:10,487
Nope.
797
00:58:13,157 --> 00:58:15,951
You know, gordy,
all things considered,
798
00:58:16,035 --> 00:58:18,329
maybe my gift isn't so bad after all.
799
00:58:18,412 --> 00:58:19,747
Aw.
800
00:58:20,373 --> 00:58:22,124
Hey, gordy!
801
00:58:22,208 --> 00:58:24,043
- Surprise!
- Wow!
802
00:58:24,126 --> 00:58:26,921
Now, that is a gift!
803
00:58:34,970 --> 00:58:36,472
Oh, sorry.
804
00:58:36,555 --> 00:58:39,016
That's all right.
Pick it up from there.
805
00:58:39,100 --> 00:58:40,309
Wait a minute.
806
00:58:40,393 --> 00:58:43,479
What happened to we both failed
at finding good presents?
807
00:58:46,732 --> 00:58:49,360
Here you go, gordy. Happy birthday!
808
00:58:51,028 --> 00:58:54,240
Oh, beautiful, Haley!
809
00:59:02,873 --> 00:59:04,750
No, no! Get down!
810
00:59:04,834 --> 00:59:06,752
- No. Stop!
- Stop that!
811
01:00:42,473 --> 01:00:45,351
No, no, no.
No, no, no. Gordy. No.
812
01:00:46,602 --> 01:00:49,605
Down! Down! You sit!
813
01:00:53,567 --> 01:00:55,319
No, no, no!
814
01:00:55,402 --> 01:00:58,489
No, gordy! No, please.
815
01:00:58,572 --> 01:01:02,034
Stop! No, no, no.
816
01:02:49,475 --> 01:02:50,684
[Gunshofl
817
01:02:56,440 --> 01:02:59,234
_ _
818
01:03:01,862 --> 01:03:03,197
Oh, my god.
819
01:03:04,448 --> 01:03:06,992
Yeah, it's pretty bad in here.
820
01:03:53,914 --> 01:03:57,001
Feeling good?
821
01:03:57,084 --> 01:03:58,085
Yeah.
822
01:03:58,877 --> 01:04:00,754
- Feeling good.
- Good.
823
01:04:06,927 --> 01:04:08,345
There we go.
824
01:04:11,140 --> 01:04:13,767
Run it. Run it
one more time, babe.
825
01:04:13,851 --> 01:04:14,977
Okay.
826
01:04:22,276 --> 01:04:23,819
What if I told you...
827
01:04:38,167 --> 01:04:40,544
Yo. So, a storm's coming.
828
01:04:41,545 --> 01:04:44,173
Just tarping up.
Just to be safe.
829
01:05:02,733 --> 01:05:04,193
Hey, where you going?
830
01:05:05,319 --> 01:05:06,612
I'ma get lucky.
831
01:05:08,030 --> 01:05:12,493
Now we're not gonna let a few
clouds kill our fun today, are we, folks?
832
01:05:12,576 --> 01:05:14,578
So, without further ado,
833
01:05:14,661 --> 01:05:18,165
welcome to the Jupiter's claim
star lasso experience!
834
01:05:21,710 --> 01:05:23,670
How's everyone feeling today?
835
01:05:25,255 --> 01:05:26,799
All right!
836
01:05:26,882 --> 01:05:28,467
It's quite a doozy today.
837
01:05:29,885 --> 01:05:33,722
Uh, I wanna thank you guys
for coming out here, but first,
838
01:05:33,806 --> 01:05:36,642
how about another round of applause
for my Amber?
839
01:05:36,725 --> 01:05:39,478
I'll tell you, that woman is a Saint
840
01:05:39,561 --> 01:05:41,730
for putting up with all my craziness.
841
01:05:41,814 --> 01:05:43,690
And to the knuckleheads up there,
842
01:05:43,774 --> 01:05:46,652
the staff, shout-out.
843
01:05:46,735 --> 01:05:49,571
All right, all right, that's enough.
844
01:05:49,655 --> 01:05:54,243
I also wanna give a special thanks
to an old costar of mine,
845
01:05:54,827 --> 01:05:56,495
and my first crush,
846
01:05:56,578 --> 01:05:58,247
Mary Jo Elliott, everyone!
847
01:05:58,330 --> 01:05:59,873
Yeah!
848
01:06:03,919 --> 01:06:05,045
All right.
849
01:06:06,421 --> 01:06:08,715
You ready?
850
01:06:08,799 --> 01:06:11,760
Oh, come on. That ain't nothin'.
Are you ready?
851
01:06:15,973 --> 01:06:17,057
Here we go.
852
01:06:24,773 --> 01:06:26,275
You're chosen.
853
01:06:35,576 --> 01:06:37,077
What if I told you,
854
01:06:38,620 --> 01:06:40,080
in about an hour,
855
01:06:41,373 --> 01:06:43,876
you'll leave here different?
856
01:06:45,669 --> 01:06:50,007
See, every Friday
for the last six months,
857
01:06:51,091 --> 01:06:54,136
my family and I have bore witness
858
01:06:54,219 --> 01:06:57,139
to an absolute spectacle.
859
01:06:58,640 --> 01:07:01,310
One that you'll be seeing here today.
860
01:07:03,020 --> 01:07:05,564
So let me take you back
to that first night.
861
01:07:15,699 --> 01:07:17,659
Right here, in this exact spot,
862
01:07:18,869 --> 01:07:22,164
I come over to wrangle a Chestnut horse
named trigger.
863
01:07:23,373 --> 01:07:27,294
Now, I could barely see my hand
in front of my face for the fog,
864
01:07:28,503 --> 01:07:33,342
but I swear on my wife
and children's lives
865
01:07:34,051 --> 01:07:36,094
that at 6:13 pm,
866
01:07:37,095 --> 01:07:38,347
I see...
867
01:07:40,057 --> 01:07:43,810
A flying saucer descend
through the mist.
868
01:07:45,520 --> 01:07:48,106
Old trigger took off
straight into the gulch.
869
01:07:48,941 --> 01:07:50,442
And, well,
870
01:07:51,735 --> 01:07:53,445
it's like he was going home.
871
01:07:59,785 --> 01:08:01,286
Now, just to be clear,
872
01:08:02,037 --> 01:08:05,749
what we saw was a flying saucer.
873
01:08:05,832 --> 01:08:07,334
No doubt about that.
874
01:08:07,417 --> 01:08:10,295
Slightly flatter in the front,
with a circular hole in the bottom
875
01:08:10,379 --> 01:08:12,631
about two school bus lengths wide.
876
01:08:14,007 --> 01:08:16,093
Ladies and gentlemen, I kid you not.
877
01:08:18,220 --> 01:08:23,600
We are being surveilled
by an alien species I call the viewers.
878
01:08:24,893 --> 01:08:27,479
And though they have yet
to emerge from their ship,
879
01:08:28,188 --> 01:08:29,731
I believe they trust me.
880
01:08:30,607 --> 01:08:31,608
If they didn't,
881
01:08:32,317 --> 01:08:34,444
I don't think any of us
would be here right now.
882
01:08:36,863 --> 01:08:38,198
So, as I said,
883
01:08:38,824 --> 01:08:40,325
in just under an hour,
884
01:08:41,243 --> 01:08:45,414
star lasso experience
is gonna change you.
885
01:08:48,417 --> 01:08:51,169
But first, my boys are gonna come out
and do a little number for us.
886
01:08:51,253 --> 01:08:53,505
- Would that be all right?
- Hustle. Go, go, go.
887
01:08:53,588 --> 01:08:55,817
All right! My little satellites,
888
01:08:55,841 --> 01:08:57,467
Kolton, Phoenix, Max.
889
01:08:57,551 --> 01:09:00,679
Remember those names, folks.
All right, here we go!
890
01:09:11,189 --> 01:09:13,066
What is that?
891
01:09:13,150 --> 01:09:14,651
You guys see that?
892
01:09:29,333 --> 01:09:31,710
Uh, uh, stay in your seats.
893
01:09:32,586 --> 01:09:34,755
This is new. Uh, they're early.
894
01:09:36,298 --> 01:09:38,508
They're giving us a real show today.
895
01:09:38,592 --> 01:09:41,345
That they are.
They're giving us a real show today.
896
01:09:41,428 --> 01:09:43,263
They're ready, we're ready.
897
01:09:44,723 --> 01:09:48,852
Welcome to the star lasso experience,
898
01:09:48,935 --> 01:09:51,271
only at Jupiter's claim.
899
01:09:51,355 --> 01:09:54,107
Please remember to avoid using
your cell phones
900
01:09:54,191 --> 01:09:57,277
- or flash photography during the event.
- Cell phones off, y'all!
901
01:09:57,361 --> 01:09:58,695
Come on!
902
01:09:58,779 --> 01:10:02,366
Bear with us, now.
Trained animals can be unpredictable.
903
01:10:08,663 --> 01:10:12,626
Now, sit back,
stay in your seats, and enjoy
904
01:10:12,709 --> 01:10:16,338
The star lasso experience.
905
01:11:45,177 --> 01:11:47,596
Well, cowboys and co wgirls,
906
01:11:47,679 --> 01:11:50,223
it's time to ride offinto the sunset
907
01:11:50,307 --> 01:11:54,519
that's right. Happy trails.
It's closing time.
908
01:11:54,603 --> 01:11:57,814
You don't have to go home,
but you can't stay here.
909
01:11:57,898 --> 01:11:59,483
Come back again.
910
01:11:59,566 --> 01:12:02,360
Until then, we wish you well.
911
01:12:02,444 --> 01:12:05,530
Hasta la vista. Adios.
912
01:12:21,796 --> 01:12:24,382
Well, cowboys and co wgirls,
913
01:12:24,466 --> 01:12:27,177
it's time to ride offinto the sunset
914
01:12:27,260 --> 01:12:31,389
that's right happy trails.
It's closing time.
915
01:12:31,473 --> 01:12:34,726
You don't have to go home,
but you can't stay here.
916
01:12:34,809 --> 01:12:36,937
Come back again. Until then...
917
01:13:37,497 --> 01:13:39,165
Lucky.
918
01:13:47,215 --> 01:13:49,384
Lucky.
919
01:13:53,179 --> 01:13:55,307
Lucky, come on, come on.
Come on.
920
01:14:12,699 --> 01:14:16,036
- Come on, come on.
- Come on. Lucky!
921
01:14:25,712 --> 01:14:27,756
Come on, come on, come on.
922
01:15:14,761 --> 01:15:16,638
Yo. It's done.
923
01:15:17,347 --> 01:15:19,808
I'll be over in the morning
to tear that shit off.
924
01:15:19,891 --> 01:15:23,395
- Or you can do it yourselves.
- No, no. I like when you do it.
925
01:15:23,478 --> 01:15:24,813
Of course you do.
926
01:15:24,896 --> 01:15:27,148
All right. See you tomorrow.
927
01:15:27,232 --> 01:15:28,692
See ya.
928
01:15:34,364 --> 01:15:37,617
Pick up, pick up, pick up.
929
01:15:37,701 --> 01:15:39,828
Come on, come on.
Pick up, pick up, pick up.
930
01:15:55,343 --> 01:15:58,138
Did you know that
the very first assembly of photographs
931
01:15:58,221 --> 01:16:00,181
in sequential order
to make a motion picture
932
01:16:00,265 --> 01:16:02,934
was a two-second clrp
of a black man on a horse?
933
01:16:03,017 --> 01:16:05,061
That man was a Bahamian jockey
934
01:16:05,145 --> 01:16:08,523
known as alistair e Haywood,
and he was my great-great-grandfather.
935
01:16:08,606 --> 01:16:09,941
- Hey.
- Em!
936
01:16:10,024 --> 01:16:11,568
I was right
937
01:16:11,651 --> 01:16:13,445
it's not a ship.
938
01:16:13,528 --> 01:16:14,779
What happened?
939
01:16:14,863 --> 01:16:18,491
J” / wear my sunglasses at night j”
940
01:16:18,575 --> 01:16:21,453
J” so I can, so... j”
941
01:16:23,246 --> 01:16:24,372
What the fuck?
942
01:16:38,595 --> 01:16:39,721
Shit.
943
01:16:42,599 --> 01:16:44,517
It ate them, em.
944
01:16:44,601 --> 01:16:45,810
It ate them all.
945
01:16:45,894 --> 01:16:48,521
It's alive, em. It's an animal.
946
01:16:48,605 --> 01:16:51,441
It's territorial,
and it thinks that this is its...
947
01:16:54,986 --> 01:16:56,654
Em!
948
01:17:03,620 --> 01:17:05,580
Oh, shit.
949
01:17:07,332 --> 01:17:08,458
Oh, yes.
950
01:17:10,001 --> 01:17:11,711
Hey, hey. We're in trouble.
951
01:17:13,630 --> 01:17:14,923
Oh, fuck.
952
01:17:24,349 --> 01:17:25,642
What?
953
01:17:48,915 --> 01:17:49,999
What the fuck?
954
01:17:51,042 --> 01:17:52,043
What the fuck?
955
01:17:54,587 --> 01:17:56,297
Who the hell is that?
956
01:17:57,882 --> 01:17:59,133
Who the hell is that?
957
01:17:59,217 --> 01:18:00,343
Oh, my god.
958
01:18:00,426 --> 01:18:02,762
Em! Who the hell is that?
959
01:18:07,642 --> 01:18:08,977
It's above us.
960
01:18:14,065 --> 01:18:15,650
Oh, shit.
961
01:18:20,238 --> 01:18:23,491
Oh, shit. What the fuck?
962
01:18:43,928 --> 01:18:45,179
Oh, god.
963
01:18:46,306 --> 01:18:48,516
Something very bad is happening.
964
01:18:59,193 --> 01:19:01,279
Fuck!
965
01:19:17,712 --> 01:19:19,839
Em, we're fucked.
966
01:21:30,053 --> 01:21:31,054
Nope.
967
01:22:59,725 --> 01:23:04,897
J” / wear my sunglasses at night j”
968
01:23:04,981 --> 01:23:06,607
j”solcan... j”
969
01:23:27,128 --> 01:23:30,590
J” it cuts my security j”
970
01:23:30,673 --> 01:23:35,761
j” has she got control of me? J”
971
01:23:37,054 --> 01:23:39,682
j” /turn to herand say... j”
972
01:23:39,765 --> 01:23:41,225
em? Oj's coming.
973
01:23:41,309 --> 01:23:42,393
Let's go.
974
01:23:43,561 --> 01:23:47,023
I gotta get out this house.
I gotta get out this house.
975
01:23:47,106 --> 01:23:48,816
No, stop, stop.
Can't we just wait? Right?
976
01:23:48,900 --> 01:23:50,660
- You can.
- No. I'm not gonna be here alone.
977
01:23:50,735 --> 01:23:54,055
- I gotta get out of this fucking house!
- We're alive still because we stayed here!
978
01:24:55,967 --> 01:24:56,968
Shit.
979
01:25:00,638 --> 01:25:04,558
J” / wear my sunglasses... j”
980
01:25:04,642 --> 01:25:06,310
- Let's go!
- Come on.
981
01:25:06,394 --> 01:25:07,728
Go!
982
01:25:07,812 --> 01:25:08,813
Come on.
983
01:25:09,689 --> 01:25:12,191
Come on, come on, come on.
984
01:25:12,275 --> 01:25:13,442
Come on, come on.
985
01:25:15,820 --> 01:25:17,071
Oh, shit.
986
01:25:19,949 --> 01:25:22,368
Go.
987
01:25:27,081 --> 01:25:28,791
Yeah. She gonna make it.
988
01:25:28,874 --> 01:25:30,185
- Oj.
- She gonna make it.
989
01:25:30,209 --> 01:25:31,752
Oh, hey, horsie.
990
01:25:31,836 --> 01:25:34,297
- Don't look it in the eyes, please.
- VFX!
991
01:25:48,060 --> 01:25:50,104
Focus here. Focus here.
992
01:25:53,774 --> 01:25:57,486
- J” / wear my sung/asses at night j”
-Go!
993
01:25:57,570 --> 01:26:01,157
J” / wear my sunglasses at night j”
994
01:26:01,240 --> 01:26:05,036
j” / wear my sunglasses at night j”
995
01:26:06,746 --> 01:26:08,581
j”/crytoyou... j”
996
01:26:16,339 --> 01:26:18,549
Welcome to my tavern.
997
01:26:18,632 --> 01:26:22,011
I don't know if you've heard,
but a terrible beast is about
998
01:26:22,094 --> 01:26:26,390
it's been harassing villagers,
ruining crops and eating their livestock
999
01:26:29,060 --> 01:26:32,688
Many a glory-seeking hunter
1000
01:26:32,772 --> 01:26:35,316
has attempted to defeat it,
1001
01:26:35,399 --> 01:26:37,943
and just as many have perished.
1002
01:26:40,654 --> 01:26:43,366
While you're here, please look around.
1003
01:26:46,577 --> 01:26:48,746
I'm here in agua Dulce, California,
1004
01:26:48,829 --> 01:26:51,332
and the whereabouts
of those 40 guests and employees
1005
01:26:51,415 --> 01:26:54,752
of a local western theme park
are still unknown.
1006
01:26:54,835 --> 01:26:58,964
The sheriff's office has its hands full
trying to identiijv the unaccounted-for.
1007
01:26:59,048 --> 01:27:01,467
Until they do, only one thing is cen'ain:
1008
01:27:01,550 --> 01:27:04,512
There is something strange happening
out here in a gua Dulce.
1009
01:27:04,595 --> 01:27:06,755
Security cameras were ofi' at the time.
1010
01:27:06,806 --> 01:27:10,101
Other than that, we have, uh,
no reason to suspect foul play.
1011
01:27:10,184 --> 01:27:13,020
We did have a considerable amount
of rain come through here.
1012
01:27:13,104 --> 01:27:16,941
So we don't wanna rule out flash flooding
as possibly having played a part
1013
01:27:22,154 --> 01:27:24,949
You never go wrong
with a fried-fish sandwich.
1014
01:27:27,868 --> 01:27:29,662
Tartar got tang.
1015
01:27:31,956 --> 01:27:32,957
Stupid.
1016
01:27:33,582 --> 01:27:35,084
"Tartar got tang"?
1017
01:27:35,167 --> 01:27:36,377
Right?
1018
01:27:37,878 --> 01:27:40,631
I don't think it eats you
if you don't look it in the eye.
1019
01:27:44,677 --> 01:27:46,262
Hey, hey!
1020
01:27:46,345 --> 01:27:48,305
Rtr, bro.
1021
01:27:49,056 --> 01:27:50,057
You know?
1022
01:27:51,642 --> 01:27:53,602
Like, read the room.
1023
01:27:58,023 --> 01:27:59,817
Nobody wanna talk about that.
1024
01:28:01,235 --> 01:28:03,475
- Let's go.
- Okay, okay. Enough.
1025
01:28:03,529 --> 01:28:06,240
All right, all right, all right.
1026
01:28:06,323 --> 01:28:07,741
Hey, you lucky!
1027
01:28:07,825 --> 01:28:09,994
Every animal got rules, right?
1028
01:28:10,077 --> 01:28:12,955
We know what it wants,
and we know how it comes, so...
1029
01:28:13,038 --> 01:28:14,039
Fuck.
1030
01:28:14,874 --> 01:28:17,168
We don't really know shit.
1031
01:28:18,377 --> 01:28:20,087
Oj, what's this about, man?
1032
01:28:21,338 --> 01:28:25,509
What's this about? You want me to...
You want me to say, "I'm sorry?
1033
01:28:25,593 --> 01:28:27,094
"I was wrong. It's dumb"?
1034
01:28:27,178 --> 01:28:28,721
It wasn't, though.
1035
01:28:28,804 --> 01:28:30,014
- Own the moment.
- Stop.
1036
01:28:30,097 --> 01:28:32,224
- It was good. It was good.
- Stop this shit!
1037
01:28:32,308 --> 01:28:35,394
But the moment about to pass,
and we don't own shit.
1038
01:28:40,399 --> 01:28:43,861
Okay, well, I assume
y'all are crashing at mine.
1039
01:28:43,944 --> 01:28:45,571
Right? 'Cause you can.
1040
01:28:45,654 --> 01:28:49,158
'Cause I'm not going back
to the fuckin' monster umbrella.
1041
01:28:50,034 --> 01:28:52,703
Gotta feed 'em.
1042
01:28:52,786 --> 01:28:54,163
Let lucky out.
1043
01:28:56,248 --> 01:28:57,541
There's shit to do.
1044
01:28:57,625 --> 01:28:59,001
Always.
1045
01:29:00,628 --> 01:29:02,296
Always some shit to do.
1046
01:29:49,552 --> 01:29:51,720
There's a wheelchair
on your roof.
1047
01:29:54,557 --> 01:29:58,060
That cloud ain't moved
a goddamn inch.
1048
01:29:58,143 --> 01:30:00,437
So you're not completely full of shit.
1049
01:30:01,814 --> 01:30:04,149
- Thank you.
- Yeah. Thank you.
1050
01:30:04,233 --> 01:30:08,279
The concept
of extraterrestrial animals in the sky
1051
01:30:08,362 --> 01:30:09,947
is not a new thing.
1052
01:30:10,030 --> 01:30:13,033
People have been trying to get pictures
of these things since the '503.
1053
01:30:13,117 --> 01:30:14,326
How do we see it?
1054
01:30:15,703 --> 01:30:17,621
It's gonna get hungry again.
1055
01:30:17,705 --> 01:30:18,706
Huh.
1056
01:30:19,498 --> 01:30:22,751
So, you know,
just ring the dinner bell.
1057
01:30:28,507 --> 01:30:30,801
Now, we know what it doesn't like.
1058
01:30:31,677 --> 01:30:34,346
That little fake horse and flags
messed it up good.
1059
01:30:35,848 --> 01:30:38,309
Got stuck in its windpipes or something.
1060
01:30:38,392 --> 01:30:42,396
I bet he ain't gonna
fuck with flags like that in a minute.
1061
01:30:42,479 --> 01:30:43,480
Yeah.
1062
01:30:44,898 --> 01:30:46,025
We pissed him off.
1063
01:30:46,108 --> 01:30:48,902
We're not the reason
it settled down here.
1064
01:30:48,986 --> 01:30:52,531
That was jupe. He got caught up
trying to tame a predator.
1065
01:30:52,615 --> 01:30:55,993
You can't do that.
You gotta enter an agreement with one.
1066
01:30:56,076 --> 01:30:57,369
Yeah.
1067
01:30:57,453 --> 01:30:59,204
Ask siegfried and Roy.
1068
01:31:02,458 --> 01:31:04,376
Okay, um,
1069
01:31:04,460 --> 01:31:07,671
asking as someone who was
in the house when the shit went down...
1070
01:31:07,755 --> 01:31:08,881
Mmm.
1071
01:31:09,923 --> 01:31:13,218
How exactly do you enter
an agreement with a fucking...
1072
01:31:13,886 --> 01:31:17,431
A ufo, alien entity,
or whatever the hell you wanna call it?
1073
01:31:17,514 --> 01:31:18,849
Jean jacket.
1074
01:31:18,932 --> 01:31:22,227
- Call him Jean jacket.
- So, how about this?
1075
01:31:22,311 --> 01:31:25,314
How about we send old Jean jacket
1076
01:31:25,397 --> 01:31:27,941
some fresh horses in golden hour
and see what happens?
1077
01:31:28,025 --> 01:31:29,276
Mm-mmm.
1078
01:31:30,027 --> 01:31:31,195
Horse people.
1079
01:31:32,071 --> 01:31:34,948
- Mmm. Why not just set them free?
- We're not doing that.
1080
01:31:35,032 --> 01:31:36,075
Okay.
1081
01:31:37,993 --> 01:31:40,454
Who is gonna go down there
1082
01:31:41,705 --> 01:31:43,999
and get the star out of his trailer?
1083
01:31:50,089 --> 01:31:51,256
I'll get him out.
1084
01:31:53,550 --> 01:31:54,677
Where you want it?
1085
01:31:55,928 --> 01:31:57,554
You draw him out there.
1086
01:31:59,223 --> 01:32:00,432
I'm here.
1087
01:32:01,100 --> 01:32:02,685
On this Ridge.
1088
01:32:04,520 --> 01:32:05,521
Oh, shit.
1089
01:32:07,272 --> 01:32:10,192
Made her myself. No electricity.
1090
01:32:10,275 --> 01:32:12,695
Didn't I tell you this motherfucker
was gonna come up here
1091
01:32:12,778 --> 01:32:14,697
with a non-electrical camera?
1092
01:32:14,780 --> 01:32:15,948
Let's go, boy!
1093
01:32:19,076 --> 01:32:21,328
I've been up under it
a couple times now
1094
01:32:22,287 --> 01:32:23,288
I get him.
1095
01:32:24,206 --> 01:32:25,207
It's an animal.
1096
01:32:26,250 --> 01:32:28,460
You don't turn your back on a bear.
1097
01:32:28,544 --> 01:32:31,255
You don't wear red around a bull.
It's like that
1098
01:32:31,964 --> 01:32:34,925
you don't look at it
unless you want its attention.
1099
01:32:36,635 --> 01:32:38,429
Good night, Mr. Storeman.
1100
01:32:39,012 --> 01:32:41,390
Fuck it. I call the top hat.
1101
01:32:42,224 --> 01:32:43,726
And we ain't got a lot of time.
1102
01:32:45,561 --> 01:32:47,771
One day. Two days, tops.
1103
01:32:50,941 --> 01:32:53,944
'Cause the word is getting out,
and when it does...
1104
01:32:54,027 --> 01:32:55,988
Sorry, dead people.
1105
01:32:56,071 --> 01:32:57,239
Park's closed.
1106
01:32:57,322 --> 01:33:00,159
You know people gonna come
and do what they always do:
1107
01:33:01,160 --> 01:33:03,162
Try and take it all for themselves.
1108
01:33:03,245 --> 01:33:04,288
Fine.
1109
01:33:05,581 --> 01:33:06,999
Thimble.
1110
01:33:07,750 --> 01:33:09,460
That's the one I wanted anyway.
1111
01:33:11,754 --> 01:33:13,255
Well, let 'em come.
1112
01:33:14,548 --> 01:33:15,924
It ain't gonna matter.
1113
01:33:18,719 --> 01:33:20,387
'Cause what we about to do...
1114
01:33:23,515 --> 01:33:24,850
They can't erase that
1115
01:33:32,065 --> 01:33:33,233
He's big,
1116
01:33:33,901 --> 01:33:35,152
he's mad,
1117
01:33:35,819 --> 01:33:37,488
and he's got a lot of spirit.
1118
01:33:41,241 --> 01:33:43,285
But anything with a spirit can get broke.
1119
01:33:46,330 --> 01:33:47,664
So you break it.
1120
01:33:49,416 --> 01:33:50,709
I'll get the shot.
1121
01:33:56,131 --> 01:33:57,633
Hey, I don't know.
1122
01:34:00,385 --> 01:34:02,805
What we're doing is
important, right?
1123
01:34:02,888 --> 01:34:05,516
Like, what we document,
1124
01:34:06,225 --> 01:34:07,309
it's, uh...
1125
01:34:08,894 --> 01:34:11,355
It's gonna do some good. Huh?
1126
01:34:12,439 --> 01:34:17,194
I mean, besides the money
and fucking fame,
1127
01:34:17,277 --> 01:34:18,987
we can save some lives.
1128
01:34:19,071 --> 01:34:20,989
Fuck, we... we can even save earth.
1129
01:34:21,907 --> 01:34:23,367
Right?
1130
01:34:24,868 --> 01:34:26,411
- Mmm.
- Yeah.
1131
01:34:32,125 --> 01:34:37,005
Well, it came down to earth,
and it hid in a tree.
1132
01:34:39,466 --> 01:34:44,179
I said, "Mr. Purple people eater,
don't eat me."
1133
01:34:45,639 --> 01:34:48,600
Well, he looked at me,
and in a voice so gruff...
1134
01:34:50,644 --> 01:34:53,146
He said, "I wouldn't eat you,
1135
01:34:54,273 --> 01:34:56,191
'cause you're too tough."
1136
01:35:04,074 --> 01:35:09,329
"He was a one-eyed, one-horned
flyin' purple people eater.
1137
01:35:10,914 --> 01:35:15,711
One-eyed, one-horned
flyin' purple people eater.
1138
01:35:15,794 --> 01:35:22,050
One-eyed, one-horned
flyin' purple people eater.
1139
01:35:25,345 --> 01:35:27,806
Sure looks strange to me. ”
1140
01:35:43,947 --> 01:35:45,949
He ain't gonna fuck with you.
1141
01:36:26,865 --> 01:36:28,825
Time to wake up the family.
1142
01:36:44,675 --> 01:36:46,593
Here we go.
1143
01:36:47,302 --> 01:36:50,013
Come out, come out, wherever you are.
1144
01:36:59,147 --> 01:37:02,776
J” / came down on a lightning bolt j”
1145
01:37:03,860 --> 01:37:07,364
j” nine months in my mama's belly j”
1146
01:37:08,156 --> 01:37:11,952
j” when / was born
the midwife screamed and shout j”
1147
01:37:12,035 --> 01:37:15,414
j” / had fire and brimstone
coming out of m y mouth... j”
1148
01:37:17,749 --> 01:37:21,044
How exquisitely stupid is that?
1149
01:37:22,754 --> 01:37:24,715
J” na-na-na, na-na-na j”
1150
01:37:24,798 --> 01:37:26,883
j” na-na, na-na-na j”
1151
01:37:26,967 --> 01:37:29,011
j” na-na-na, na-na-na j”
1152
01:37:29,094 --> 01:37:31,179
j” na-na, na-na-na j”
1153
01:37:33,432 --> 01:37:37,686
j” exuma was my name
when llived in the stars j”
1154
01:37:37,769 --> 01:37:42,149
j” exuma was a planet
that once li't ll/lars j”
1155
01:37:42,232 --> 01:37:46,278
j” / got the voices of
man y in my throat j”
1156
01:37:46,361 --> 01:37:50,282
j” the teeth of a frog
and the tail of a goat j”
1157
01:37:50,365 --> 01:37:52,409
j” I'm exuma j”
1158
01:37:52,492 --> 01:37:55,370
j” I'm the obeah man... j”
1159
01:37:57,330 --> 01:37:59,374
J” na-na-na, na-na-na j”
1160
01:37:59,458 --> 01:38:01,376
j” na-na-na, na-na-na... j”
1161
01:38:04,713 --> 01:38:06,193
We gonna get you today, motherfucker.
1162
01:38:06,256 --> 01:38:07,716
-J” when I've got myj”
-j” obeah j”
1163
01:38:07,799 --> 01:38:09,968
-j” big hat on my head j”
-j” obeah j”
1164
01:38:10,052 --> 01:38:12,179
-j” you know that I j”
-j” obeah j”
1165
01:38:12,262 --> 01:38:14,473
-j” can raise the dead j”
-j” obeah j”
1166
01:38:14,556 --> 01:38:18,894
j” and when / got my stick in my hand j”
1167
01:38:18,977 --> 01:38:21,188
j” you know that I am... j”
1168
01:38:21,271 --> 01:38:23,356
where is the feed for holst's camera?
1169
01:38:23,440 --> 01:38:24,480
Over.
1170
01:38:24,983 --> 01:38:26,485
Couldn't figure it out. Over.
1171
01:38:27,235 --> 01:38:30,197
What you mean,
you couldn't figure it out? Over.
1172
01:38:30,280 --> 01:38:33,033
Um, holst is shooting
on a film camera,
1173
01:38:33,116 --> 01:38:35,368
and all of our cameras are digital.
1174
01:38:35,452 --> 01:38:37,245
So it's a whole thing. Over.
1175
01:38:38,038 --> 01:38:40,582
Basically,
you forgot about it over.
1176
01:38:41,625 --> 01:38:44,169
I had my hands full
rigging 50 fucking skydancers
1177
01:38:44,252 --> 01:38:46,439
to dead people's car batteries,
all connected to one control panel.
1178
01:38:46,463 --> 01:38:47,881
So, yeah, fucking over.
1179
01:38:47,964 --> 01:38:49,382
Sorry. Scared
1180
01:38:49,466 --> 01:38:50,634
man down.
1181
01:38:51,426 --> 01:38:55,222
- Man down? What? Where?
- The last dancer. Deep in the gulch.
1182
01:38:56,389 --> 01:38:58,433
Stay on it, em. I'm staying up.
1183
01:39:01,311 --> 01:39:02,896
Motherfucker.
1184
01:39:12,239 --> 01:39:13,573
Oh, wait
1185
01:39:13,657 --> 01:39:15,367
oh, it's back up.
1186
01:39:15,450 --> 01:39:17,369
Could be a faulty battery.
1187
01:39:18,912 --> 01:39:20,956
All right shots up, then.
1188
01:39:24,000 --> 01:39:25,210
Nah, he's poking.
1189
01:39:35,470 --> 01:39:36,972
Who's this asshole?
1190
01:39:39,099 --> 01:39:41,017
Man in black
on a white motorcycle.
1191
01:39:41,893 --> 01:39:43,770
No, no, no. Shit!
1192
01:39:47,607 --> 01:39:48,859
Can I help you?
1193
01:39:58,326 --> 01:39:59,953
You see that cloud?
1194
01:40:01,746 --> 01:40:03,081
Hey, man, who you with?
1195
01:40:04,875 --> 01:40:07,794
Oh, I'm sorry. Who are you?
1196
01:40:08,378 --> 01:40:09,546
Nobody.
1197
01:40:10,672 --> 01:40:12,966
You don't look like a nobody to me.
1198
01:40:13,049 --> 01:40:16,720
Yeah, look, we doing a camera test
for a verizon commercial,
1199
01:40:16,803 --> 01:40:18,597
so I'ma need you to clear the road.
1200
01:40:18,680 --> 01:40:21,683
This whole valley comes up as blurry
on Google maps.
1201
01:40:22,309 --> 01:40:24,186
You're really tucked away back here.
1202
01:40:25,896 --> 01:40:26,897
Jupiter's claim?
1203
01:40:28,190 --> 01:40:30,025
Quicker if you go
the other way around.
1204
01:40:30,108 --> 01:40:31,693
Yeah.
1205
01:40:31,776 --> 01:40:33,445
Actually,
1206
01:40:35,030 --> 01:40:37,741
what did happen with jupe park
and all those people?
1207
01:40:37,824 --> 01:40:41,244
He was basically your neighbor, right?
So, what? They vanished?
1208
01:40:41,328 --> 01:40:43,455
You don't believe
the flood narrative, do you?
1209
01:40:43,538 --> 01:40:46,166
Fuck, guys. It's tmz.
1210
01:40:47,334 --> 01:40:48,418
Oh, fuck me.
1211
01:40:49,878 --> 01:40:51,630
Uh, hey, guys. Uh, Jean jacket
1212
01:40:51,713 --> 01:40:54,257
is definitely in those clouds,
1213
01:40:54,341 --> 01:40:56,384
and he is definitely coming this way.
1214
01:40:57,010 --> 01:40:59,512
What's the matter?
Don't you wanna be on TV?
1215
01:40:59,596 --> 01:41:00,972
Man, I'm trying to tell you.
1216
01:41:02,224 --> 01:41:03,642
You don't wanna go that way.
1217
01:41:04,476 --> 01:41:07,020
Fuck it. Your loss, nobody.
1218
01:41:17,697 --> 01:41:19,824
We still rolling? Over.
1219
01:41:19,908 --> 01:41:21,952
Goddamn right, we are.
1220
01:41:28,083 --> 01:41:30,961
Fellas, here it comes. Over.
1221
01:41:31,044 --> 01:41:32,629
Pop quiz, guys.
1222
01:41:32,712 --> 01:41:37,008
What happens when an electric bike
going 60 miles per hour
1223
01:41:37,092 --> 01:41:40,595
hits an anti-electric field
going in the opposite direction?
1224
01:41:50,021 --> 01:41:51,606
Shit.
1225
01:41:51,690 --> 01:41:54,818
- Fuck. All right.
- Shit we 're all gonna go to jail.
1226
01:41:59,155 --> 01:42:01,408
Oh, fuck. There's no way
that that guy's alive.
1227
01:42:04,411 --> 01:42:05,912
Ah, shit.
1228
01:42:08,623 --> 01:42:11,626
Goddamn!
I told his ass not to go.
1229
01:42:11,710 --> 01:42:13,712
I told him not to go.
1230
01:42:16,673 --> 01:42:18,508
Uh, hey, oj, what's...
1231
01:42:19,342 --> 01:42:21,428
Where the fuck are you gaing?
1232
01:42:21,511 --> 01:42:23,430
What the fuck is he doing?
1233
01:42:25,432 --> 01:42:26,975
I'm going dark. Over.
1234
01:42:27,058 --> 01:42:30,228
Okay. No, oj. No. No!
1235
01:42:30,312 --> 01:42:34,649
No self-respecting nigga...
1236
01:42:50,373 --> 01:42:53,835
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, hey. Easy.
1237
01:42:53,918 --> 01:42:56,129
Did you get that on camera?
1238
01:42:56,212 --> 01:42:58,214
Look at me.
Look at me. Look at me.
1239
01:42:58,298 --> 01:43:00,550
- What happened?
- Listen. We gotta get you outta here.
1240
01:43:01,509 --> 01:43:03,553
- Eyes on me.
- Where's my camera?
1241
01:43:04,304 --> 01:43:06,806
- Hey. Hey!
- I need my camera. Do you see it?
1242
01:43:12,187 --> 01:43:14,189
- Okay. Angel.
- What?
1243
01:43:14,272 --> 01:43:16,483
Angel, come on. We gotta reload.
1244
01:43:18,026 --> 01:43:19,152
Shit.
1245
01:43:29,120 --> 01:43:31,247
Wait.
1246
01:43:31,331 --> 01:43:32,832
Uh, where's your phone?
1247
01:43:32,916 --> 01:43:36,044
Why aren't you filming this?
1248
01:43:38,004 --> 01:43:40,090
Angel, what's happening?
1249
01:43:44,636 --> 01:43:45,637
Okay.
1250
01:43:45,720 --> 01:43:49,224
Oj, if you die tiying
to save that guy, ill kill you.
1251
01:43:50,183 --> 01:43:52,143
No. No, no. Please.
1252
01:43:52,227 --> 01:43:53,978
- Please don't.
- Shut your eye.
1253
01:43:54,062 --> 01:43:56,064
- Shut your eye.
- Not before you take a picture.
1254
01:43:56,147 --> 01:43:57,899
Take a picture first.
1255
01:43:59,984 --> 01:44:01,736
Uh, camera reloads.
1256
01:44:03,988 --> 01:44:06,199
- You can use my camera.
- There's not enough time.
1257
01:44:09,494 --> 01:44:11,413
It's here.
1258
01:44:16,835 --> 01:44:18,753
Scorpion king,
1259
01:44:18,837 --> 01:44:20,630
make a name for yourself.
1260
01:44:22,507 --> 01:44:23,633
What is that?
1261
01:44:24,509 --> 01:44:26,344
My bad, man.
1262
01:44:26,428 --> 01:44:28,096
Hey. Oh, my god!
1263
01:44:29,305 --> 01:44:31,641
My camera! I need my camera!
1264
01:44:31,724 --> 01:44:33,393
What the fuck?
1265
01:44:38,982 --> 01:44:41,067
Give me the lid.
Give me the lid.
1266
01:44:41,151 --> 01:44:42,819
All right.
1267
01:44:46,364 --> 01:44:48,783
Oh, fuck! Shit! Fuck!
1268
01:44:48,867 --> 01:44:50,869
Hey! Hey! Is everybody okay?
1269
01:44:50,952 --> 01:44:52,954
For the love of fuck,
talk to me, please!
1270
01:44:53,037 --> 01:44:54,164
Oj!
1271
01:45:05,550 --> 01:45:07,343
Oj. Oj!
1272
01:45:07,427 --> 01:45:10,513
You stupid-ass motherfucker,
you better answer me.
1273
01:45:10,597 --> 01:45:12,599
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
1274
01:45:12,682 --> 01:45:15,143
Are you okay? Are you good?
1275
01:45:15,226 --> 01:45:17,103
Oj!
1276
01:45:24,527 --> 01:45:27,071
Oh, god! Oh, god!
1277
01:45:27,155 --> 01:45:30,033
Oh, god!
1278
01:45:30,116 --> 01:45:31,618
Oh, god!
1279
01:45:32,494 --> 01:45:34,496
Oh, god!
1280
01:45:55,391 --> 01:45:57,936
Holy shit!
I think it's taking the dancers.
1281
01:45:58,019 --> 01:45:59,604
Are you getting this?
1282
01:46:07,779 --> 01:46:10,615
Guys, oj's hooded up.
He is doing the run.
1283
01:46:10,698 --> 01:46:12,158
Oj is doing the run.
1284
01:46:13,159 --> 01:46:14,577
Oh, god.
1285
01:46:14,661 --> 01:46:17,413
Hey, it's gone.
I can't see it anymore, guys.
1286
01:46:53,449 --> 01:46:55,076
Get it. Get it.
1287
01:47:11,509 --> 01:47:12,510
Fuck!
1288
01:47:27,150 --> 01:47:28,693
Go! Go!
1289
01:47:32,196 --> 01:47:34,490
Lucky, go. Go, go, go, go, go.
1290
01:47:47,670 --> 01:47:49,714
Holy shit!
1291
01:47:50,632 --> 01:47:53,259
Yeah!
1292
01:47:53,343 --> 01:47:55,178
Let's go!
1293
01:47:55,261 --> 01:47:57,221
Yeah, he didn't like that, did he?
1294
01:47:57,305 --> 01:47:59,724
Oj, you're a motherfucking genius.
1295
01:47:59,807 --> 01:48:02,226
We got it. We got it.
1296
01:48:02,310 --> 01:48:04,729
It's over. It's over! We got it, y'all!
1297
01:48:04,812 --> 01:48:08,399
The feed started gaing in and out
when that guy got got
1298
01:48:08,483 --> 01:48:11,152
but we should be covered
with the film camera.
1299
01:48:11,235 --> 01:48:12,362
Right, holst?
1300
01:48:21,829 --> 01:48:23,164
Thetht_
1301
01:48:26,417 --> 01:48:27,877
The light. It's...
1302
01:48:30,171 --> 01:48:31,756
Gonna be magic soon.
1303
01:48:38,096 --> 01:48:39,597
What do you mean, ant?
1304
01:48:46,562 --> 01:48:48,231
No, no. Where are you going?
1305
01:48:50,483 --> 01:48:52,276
It's gonna be all right, angel.
1306
01:48:53,319 --> 01:48:55,196
We don't deserve the impossible.
1307
01:49:02,829 --> 01:49:04,580
Uh, hey, guys.
1308
01:49:04,664 --> 01:49:07,542
Holst just said
some creepy, cryptic shit
1309
01:49:07,625 --> 01:49:10,086
took his camera
and is head/n ' up the mountain.
1310
01:49:10,169 --> 01:49:11,170
Over.
1311
01:49:13,297 --> 01:49:14,382
Hey, holst?
1312
01:49:15,675 --> 01:49:18,136
Holst?
Wait, hold on, man. Talk to me.
1313
01:49:18,219 --> 01:49:21,180
What happened?
Did you get the shot or didn't you? Over.
1314
01:49:24,434 --> 01:49:25,643
This nigga.
1315
01:49:26,811 --> 01:49:28,771
Fuck him.
1316
01:49:28,855 --> 01:49:30,189
He's crazy, right?
1317
01:49:46,456 --> 01:49:48,374
Come on, come on.
1318
01:50:16,027 --> 01:50:17,278
No, man.
1319
01:50:20,573 --> 01:50:21,741
What the fuck?
1320
01:50:26,996 --> 01:50:28,372
Holst.
1321
01:50:55,274 --> 01:50:56,734
Oh, shit.
1322
01:51:11,499 --> 01:51:13,292
Oh, fuck!
1323
01:51:27,014 --> 01:51:28,516
Oh.
1324
01:51:28,599 --> 01:51:29,934
Oh, god.
1325
01:51:33,354 --> 01:51:34,438
Oh, shit.
1326
01:51:35,439 --> 01:51:37,024
Fuck.
1327
01:52:01,007 --> 01:52:02,383
Okay.
1328
01:52:02,466 --> 01:52:04,635
Fuck!
1329
01:52:32,038 --> 01:52:34,332
Don't look. Don't look. Don't look.
1330
01:52:34,415 --> 01:52:37,877
Don't look. Don't look. Don't look.
1331
01:52:37,960 --> 01:52:40,880
Don't look. Don't look. Don't look.
1332
01:52:56,354 --> 01:52:57,605
Get the bike
1333
01:52:58,189 --> 01:52:59,649
and get outta here.
1334
01:53:10,826 --> 01:53:12,036
Oh, my god!
1335
01:53:13,412 --> 01:53:15,289
You're dead! Dead!
1336
01:53:51,200 --> 01:53:52,201
Bang.
1337
01:54:07,466 --> 01:54:08,592
Come on!
1338
01:54:33,492 --> 01:54:35,911
Oh, fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
1339
01:55:10,946 --> 01:55:12,031
No!
1340
01:55:12,865 --> 01:55:16,160
I gotta get outta here.
I gotta get outta here.
1341
01:55:17,536 --> 01:55:19,872
Just leave, oj.
1342
01:55:19,955 --> 01:55:21,791
Forget it. Come on!
1343
01:55:23,626 --> 01:55:24,668
Come on!
1344
01:56:44,623 --> 01:56:45,875
Come on!
1345
01:58:40,572 --> 01:58:42,408
It's gonna fuck you up.
1346
01:58:43,284 --> 01:58:44,910
It's gonna fuck you up.
1347
01:59:21,030 --> 01:59:23,782
Come on. Come on, come on!
1348
01:59:28,329 --> 01:59:30,914
What the...
1349
01:59:57,566 --> 01:59:59,401
Come on. Come on!
1350
01:59:59,943 --> 02:00:01,987
I got you now, motherfucker.
1351
02:00:20,297 --> 02:00:22,674
I'ma take you to Oprah.
I'ma take you to Oprah.
1352
02:00:23,926 --> 02:00:25,677
Let's go to Oprah.
1353
02:01:32,453 --> 02:01:33,662
Yes!
1354
02:01:34,413 --> 02:01:35,497
Yes!
1355
02:01:36,415 --> 02:01:38,750
Nobody fucks with Haywood, bitch!
1356
02:01:39,418 --> 02:01:41,837
Nobody! You hear me?
1357
02:01:53,265 --> 02:01:56,643
Cowboys and cowgirls,
1358
02:01:56,727 --> 02:01:59,438
it's time to ride off into the sunset
1359
02:01:59,521 --> 02:02:02,274
that's right happy trails.
1360
02:02:02,357 --> 02:02:03,859
It's closing time.
1361
02:02:03,942 --> 02:02:07,029
You don't have to go home,
but you can't stay here.
1362
02:02:07,112 --> 02:02:11,867
Come back again,
and until then, we wish you well.
1363
02:02:11,950 --> 02:02:14,745
Hasta la vista. Adios.
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