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[instrumental music]
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Ah..
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‐ What's wrong?
‐ Oh..
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Apparently, the ants figured out
we were usin'
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real candy canes
for the Christmas tree.
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And so did Bobby.
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‐ He is so excited.
‐ Mm.
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I'm ready to help
with the turkey.
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Oh! Oh‐oh. Okay, baby.
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First thing you have to do
is reach into the turkey.
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‐ And get the neck bone.
‐ Yay!
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Okay!
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Why is the neck bone
in its butt?
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Son, some turkeys are freaks.
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What'd you do that for?
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Oh, you had a ant on your face.
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[doorbell rings]
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[laughs]
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‐ Vonte?
‐ Robert!
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What's up, man? Oh..
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Hold on.
What are you doin' here?
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Aren't you supposed
to be in jail?
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You didn't break out, did you?
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[laughs]
I'm just playin' with you, man.
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Come on, man. I got paroled.
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Oh, cool, cool.
You look good, man.
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What you been doin'? Hittin'
the waves, doin' push‐ups?
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You know, gettin' my swirl on,
ugh!
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[laughs]
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Well, you look good though, man.
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Hey, um, listen.
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I don't know how Neesee's
gonna react
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to you just showin' up here.
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Robert, who's at the..
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Vonte?
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Holler at your baby bro, Neesee!
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What are you doin' here?
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You didn't break out, did you?
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I got paroled.
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What parole board let you out?
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Ahem, what she means
is congratulations.
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Yeah. That.
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Bobby! Come here, man.
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You remember me, little partner?
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Yeah, mommy talks about you
all the time.
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She says,
"Bobby, don't be a knucklehead
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or you'll end up
like your no‐good Uncle Vonte."
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Well, I‐I don't say that.
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I say, "You'll end up in jail
like your no‐good Uncle Vonte."
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Candy cane?
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Oh..
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[grunts]
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Neesee, don't move.
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What did you do that for?
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You had a ant on your face.
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[Bobby laughs]
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You better run.
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♪ Often I wish that we ♪
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♪ Could take the time to see ♪
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♪ The need there is to be ♪
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♪ A family yeah ♪
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♪ 'Cause it's All Of Us ♪
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♪ Sometimes it can be rough ♪
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♪ Time and seasons change ♪
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♪ But we will still remain ♪
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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪
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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪♪♪
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[instrumental music]
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Aren't you happy
to see your brother?
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Oh, yeah. Of course I am.
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And now I saw him. He can go.
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‐ Neesee..
‐ What?
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You don't know Vonte like I do.
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He's never gonna change.
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Constantly in and out
of trouble.
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Lyin', stealin' and cheatin'.
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Well, why don't you just give
him the benefit of the doubt?
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You know, that is the same
exact thing my grandmother said.
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And then he stole her jewelry.
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And then her cane.
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Why the cane, Robert?
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Neesee, Vonte is
the only brother you have.
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‐ You can't give up on him.
‐ Hm.
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Do you ever think the reason
why he's in and out of jail
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is because he feels like
the world has given up on him?
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Oh, see, I thought
it was because
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the police caught him
doing crimes.
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[sighs]
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But, okay, alright, he can stay.
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For an hour or two,
and after that, he's leaving.
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[doorbell rings]
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‐ Yo, dawg.
‐ Sorry I'm late.
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The petting zoo
lost all their reindeer.
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They're runnin' loose
all over the freeway.
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Man, Christmas sucks!
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Will you stop it? It's the most
magical time of the year.
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Dirk, why do you hate Christmas
so much?
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'Cause every year I would ask
Santa to bring me a bike
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for Christmas,
but did I ever get one?
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I'm guessing not.
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Damn right. I got..
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Slippers.
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Pajamas. Socks.
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All the other kids outside
ridin' their bikes around
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I'm out there pickin' up
the paper lookin' like
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a broke‐ass Hugh Hefner.
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[instrumental music]
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What was it like
in the slammer, man?
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Hey, man, time is time,
you know.
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Any brawls in the yard? Riots?
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You ever try to tunnel your way
to freedom
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one pocket full of dirt
at a time?
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Get your Shawshank on?
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[laughs]
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Truth is, I got my GED in there.
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Read a lot of books.
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I even learned how to knit.
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Did you get that scarf
I sent you, Neesee?
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That was a scarf?
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It was 20 feet long.
I thought it was a bungee cord.
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What about, uh, conjugal visits?
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You gotta be in love
or can you just
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call somebody up for that?
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To be honest with you,
I really don't wanna
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talk about that
right now, Dirk.
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Alright? I'm just tryin'
to find a job.
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Get an apartment.
You got extra room?
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Thanks for dinner.
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Yo! Come by tomorrow, man.
We gonna be opening presents.
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Please, I'm doin' my usual
"I Hate Christmas" thing.
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I'mma sleep all day,
watch some slasher movies
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and drink.
Y'all have a blessed day.
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Uh, look, I gotta get out
of here, can I get your phone?
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I gotta call the halfway house.
Let 'em know I'm on my way.
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Oh!
You stayin' in a halfway house?
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Here. Here you go.
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Don't want them to think
you're not comin'.
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Neesee, he's your brother.
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It's Christmas Eve and he
doesn't have a place to stay.
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This is almost biblical.
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Then he better follow the
North Star to the halfway house.
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Neesee, if we don't give him
our support
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there's a good chance
he'll wind up back in jail.
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I support him
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going back
to the halfway house.
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Look, my mother
used to baby him.
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I think he needs
some tough love.
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Look, I just don't feel right
kickin' a family member
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out on Christmas Eve, alright?
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Alright, we're all set.
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Y'all have
a very merry Christmas.
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Hey, Vonte..
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Why don't you call 'em
and ask 'em
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if you can spend the night
with family?
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That is...if you don't mind
sleepin' on the couch.
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Oh, man!
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First neck bones.
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Then the couch.
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Y'all know how to spoil
a brother.
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[instrumental music]
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Bobby's really gettin' over
with the gifts, huh?
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Well, we want this Christmas
to be special for him.
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It's already special for me.
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It's the first time in four
years I'm spendin' Christmas
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not under my cellmate's ass.
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No, no, no, no.
Neesee, Neesee, not like that.
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You know, I‐I'm on bottom,
he's on top.
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Bunk beds, Neesee. Bunk beds.
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I'm bottom bunk,
he's on the top bunk.
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Hey, what happens
in jail...stays in jail.
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(Vonte)
Man, that's a nice bike.
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My cellmate got busted
for stealin' one like that.
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Robert, what did you go and do?
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Oh, one of my boys
own a bike shop
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so he kept it open
and I picked it up for Dirk.
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See, maybe this will get him..
in the Christmas spirit.
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Yeah.
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Man, that must've cost a 1000
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packs of cigarettes.
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Well, I'm not up
on cigarette currency
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but that sounds about right.
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No, you must owe him big.
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Nah, that's not why
I'm doin' it.
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Why you doin' it?
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Because he's been waitin'
his whole life
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for somebody to get him a bike.
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And I can't wait to see
the look on his face.
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That is what Christmas
is all about, right?
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Wow, I mean, I never thought
of it like that.
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The way me and Neesee grew up..
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‐ No father around..
‐ Mm.
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We just kinda had
to look out for self.
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At least that's what
I was doin'.
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Neesee always looked out
for both of us.
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Thank you, Neesee.
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Hey...that's what family's for.
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Brother and sister love, huh?
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I'm not gonna cry, though.
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Damn! Now I gotta go
call my sister.
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[instrumental music]
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[gasps]
Ah!
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Baby, what's wrong?
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[gasps]
Oh, we've been robbed!
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[screams]
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Maybe Uncle Vonte didn't steal
our Christmas.
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Maybe he just borrowed it.
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That is so sweet of you to think
of it that way, puddin'.
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But you're wrong.
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Now go in the kitchen
and get your snack.
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Okay.
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Yeah, I'll be waiting.
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Okay.
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That was the cops, they said
they're gonna be a while
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because this is not
a life‐threatening emergency.
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What? Call them back
and tell them we're white.
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[Bobby screams]
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Uncle Vonte took all the food,
too.
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[grunts]
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He stole our decorations,
our tree, our presents..
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...and our food.
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Why the food, Robert?
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So we're not gonna have
Christmas?
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Look, we're not gonna let
Vonte spoil Bobby's Christmas.
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So, ho‐ho‐ho, let's go.
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No, baby. Christmas is still on.
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That's right.
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We're family.
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We're a different kind of family
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but we're still family, right?
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Right, and we're gonna
have Christmas.
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♪ Oh come ♪
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♪ All ye faithful ♪♪♪
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[gibberish]
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Robert. Robert.
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Robert! Don't push it.
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[instrumental music]
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[sighs]
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There.
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Here you go, dad.
Merry Christmas!
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Oh, thank you, son.
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Oh, you made me a necklace.
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It's a tie.
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Of course, it is.
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It's a, it's a paper
clip‐on tie.
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Merry Christmas!
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That's right. I was up all day
thinkin' about it.
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This year I'm givin' it
a chance.
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Where the hell is Christmas?
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Vonte jacked us.
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[laughs]
I told you this holiday sucks.
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Bobby, honey, do you wanna open
your present now or later?
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Now.
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Here.
From your dad and me.
254
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You got me lunch?
255
00:12:42,829 --> 00:12:44,798
No, look inside.
256
00:12:51,371 --> 00:12:53,173
I think the bag was nicer.
257
00:12:56,342 --> 00:12:57,844
Um..
258
00:12:57,878 --> 00:12:59,946
What's it supposed to be?
259
00:13:00,914 --> 00:13:04,951
A, um.. It's a.. Um..
260
00:13:04,985 --> 00:13:08,522
‐ Car.
‐ A ca.. Car.
261
00:13:08,555 --> 00:13:11,558
But not just any car, son.
It's a racecar.
262
00:13:11,592 --> 00:13:13,527
‐ Mm‐hm.
‐ 'Vroom.'
263
00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:16,096
[imitates car]
264
00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:19,600
Oh.
265
00:13:19,633 --> 00:13:20,801
Okay.
266
00:13:21,367 --> 00:13:22,503
Thanks.
267
00:13:24,638 --> 00:13:26,472
‐ Oh!
‐ This is ridiculous.
268
00:13:26,507 --> 00:13:29,876
Because of your brother, I'm
giving my son a hobo Christmas.
269
00:13:29,910 --> 00:13:31,512
It's not gay, Robert.
270
00:13:32,378 --> 00:13:34,014
I said hobo.
271
00:13:35,048 --> 00:13:36,082
Oh.
272
00:13:37,417 --> 00:13:39,853
Here's what I'm wonderin'.
273
00:13:39,886 --> 00:13:41,955
How did Vonte get
all your stuff out of here?
274
00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:43,890
Shoot, if I knew, I'd find him
275
00:13:43,924 --> 00:13:45,892
and I'd beat our Christmas
out of him.
276
00:13:45,926 --> 00:13:48,161
You know what we should do?
Put our ears to the streets.
277
00:13:48,194 --> 00:13:50,564
Shake some wine
and see who's talkin'.
278
00:13:50,597 --> 00:13:53,199
Look, Superfly, we don't have
that kind of time.
279
00:13:53,233 --> 00:13:55,869
We need to find this fool
and get Bobby's Christmas back.
280
00:13:55,902 --> 00:13:57,904
Alright, but for your
information, that was Shaft.
281
00:13:59,239 --> 00:14:01,642
Now let's get
these jive suckers.
282
00:14:01,675 --> 00:14:03,143
That's Superfly.
283
00:14:04,444 --> 00:14:05,512
Let's roll.
284
00:14:05,546 --> 00:14:07,080
Or..
285
00:14:07,113 --> 00:14:09,249
...we can go over
to 49th and Ellis.
286
00:14:09,282 --> 00:14:11,251
[scoffs]
Why would we do that?
287
00:14:11,284 --> 00:14:13,186
I just called the cab company.
288
00:14:13,219 --> 00:14:16,056
They dropped off Vonte
nine times
289
00:14:16,089 --> 00:14:18,291
from here to that address
last night.
290
00:14:19,993 --> 00:14:22,428
‐ Mm‐hm.
‐ I was gonna try that next.
291
00:14:22,462 --> 00:14:23,997
Sure.
292
00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:25,131
Let's roll.
293
00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:32,606
‐ Bobby!
‐ What?
294
00:14:32,639 --> 00:14:34,174
(both)
Let's roll!
295
00:14:35,308 --> 00:14:37,678
[instrumental music]
296
00:14:37,711 --> 00:14:40,180
Oh! I cannot believe this.
297
00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:42,215
I know. That's our Christmas
in there.
298
00:14:42,248 --> 00:14:44,450
No, I can't believe I'm standin'
out here with you on Christmas
299
00:14:44,484 --> 00:14:47,020
because you asked my hoodlum
brother to stay with us.
300
00:14:47,053 --> 00:14:48,655
Neesee, this is not the time
to be arguin'.
301
00:14:48,689 --> 00:14:51,024
Right, the time to be arguin'
is when you asked
302
00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:53,493
my hoodlum brother
to stay with us.
303
00:14:53,527 --> 00:14:54,995
Whatever.
304
00:14:55,028 --> 00:14:56,597
Hey, Dirk, you wanna bust
on the door
305
00:14:56,630 --> 00:14:58,298
catch him off‐guard,
get our stuff back?
306
00:14:58,331 --> 00:15:00,200
‐ Say the word.
‐ Alright, on three.
307
00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:02,102
‐ One, two‐‐
‐ Be careful.
308
00:15:02,135 --> 00:15:03,303
What?
309
00:15:08,274 --> 00:15:09,510
What are you doin'?
310
00:15:09,543 --> 00:15:11,011
I was kickin' ass,
where were you?
311
00:15:11,044 --> 00:15:12,979
‐ Neesee said something.
‐ Ah‐ah‐ah, no.
312
00:15:13,013 --> 00:15:14,214
I was talkin' to Bobby.
313
00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:16,482
Go play over there, baby.
314
00:15:16,517 --> 00:15:19,019
Well, then you need to be more
specific because we over here
315
00:15:19,052 --> 00:15:20,486
we're trying to concentrate
and bust this door down.
316
00:15:20,521 --> 00:15:22,255
‐ And you're just‐‐
‐ You wanna do this or what?
317
00:15:22,288 --> 00:15:24,558
Yeah. Alright, we gotta do it
over, alright? On three.
318
00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:27,928
‐ One, two‐‐
‐ 'Merry Christmas, Robert.'
319
00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:34,400
Do we look like we're havin'
a merry Christmas, Vonte?
320
00:15:35,502 --> 00:15:37,538
Does anyone look jolly here?
321
00:15:39,205 --> 00:15:40,574
I think I need to go
to the hospital.
322
00:15:42,408 --> 00:15:44,077
Look, I know why y'all mad
at me, alright?
323
00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:45,579
But wait till you hear
what I did.
324
00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:47,981
Fine.
Consider that your last request.
325
00:15:48,014 --> 00:15:49,683
Look, these are the people
I robbed four years ago
326
00:15:49,716 --> 00:15:51,251
that landed me in jail.
327
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:53,754
And I thought about
what you said, Robert.
328
00:15:53,787 --> 00:15:55,589
I felt like I owed them
a Christmas.
329
00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:57,157
But, Vonte‐‐
330
00:15:57,190 --> 00:15:58,725
Look, man, you're the one
who told me
331
00:15:58,759 --> 00:16:00,426
Christmas is all about givin'
332
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:02,228
and seein' people's faces.
333
00:16:02,262 --> 00:16:04,030
Look at 'em, they're happy.
334
00:16:10,704 --> 00:16:12,372
That's sweet.
335
00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:14,207
Except that's our stuff!
336
00:16:17,343 --> 00:16:19,513
Robert, that Foot Soaker 2000..
337
00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:21,648
...was that for me?
338
00:16:21,682 --> 00:16:23,617
[sighs]
Yeah.
339
00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:25,285
You know how you're always
complaining
340
00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:29,089
how your crusty feet hurt
after work, so..
341
00:16:29,122 --> 00:16:30,323
I thought you'd like one.
342
00:16:30,356 --> 00:16:32,993
Thank you. I would've liked it.
343
00:16:35,395 --> 00:16:38,164
You see that Sean John sweater
the dog is wearing?
344
00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:44,638
You got that for me?
345
00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:47,173
You didn't have to do that,
Neesee.
346
00:16:47,207 --> 00:16:49,275
But the dog does look good
in it, though.
347
00:16:50,544 --> 00:16:52,445
And my man got a hot bike, too.
348
00:16:53,614 --> 00:16:56,216
Oh, you like that?
349
00:16:56,249 --> 00:16:57,651
That's what we got you.
350
00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:01,622
I got a bike?
351
00:17:02,856 --> 00:17:04,257
Man, you..
352
00:17:05,726 --> 00:17:07,127
Mmh..
353
00:17:09,763 --> 00:17:15,435
Vonte, do you have any idea
how wrong this is?
354
00:17:15,468 --> 00:17:18,805
I'm sorry, Neesee, that I
always looked out for myself.
355
00:17:18,839 --> 00:17:21,742
I just wanted
to make things right.
356
00:17:21,775 --> 00:17:23,276
But if y'all need me to go
in here right now
357
00:17:23,309 --> 00:17:25,311
and get all that stuff back,
I will.
358
00:17:25,345 --> 00:17:27,280
‐ No, Vonte‐‐
‐ No, no, wa‐wa‐wait, Neesee.
359
00:17:28,414 --> 00:17:30,383
I think he's onto something.
360
00:17:32,553 --> 00:17:34,588
You just.. Oh!
361
00:17:35,522 --> 00:17:36,690
[grunts]
362
00:17:39,292 --> 00:17:43,597
[exhales]
I just had to get that
out my system.
363
00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:46,499
You know, I‐I, I can't be mad
at you for this.
364
00:17:47,801 --> 00:17:49,703
At least it came
from your heart.
365
00:17:58,344 --> 00:18:00,113
Are you serious?
366
00:18:02,315 --> 00:18:03,650
Come here.
367
00:18:03,684 --> 00:18:05,752
He stole everything, alright?
368
00:18:05,786 --> 00:18:07,788
He stole our gifts,
he stole our lights
369
00:18:07,821 --> 00:18:10,290
he stole our Black Santa.
370
00:18:10,323 --> 00:18:12,458
Why the Black Santa, Neesee?
371
00:18:14,695 --> 00:18:17,898
All we wanted was to have
a nice Christmas for Bobby
372
00:18:17,931 --> 00:18:19,465
with his family, right?
373
00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:21,467
Look at his smile.
374
00:18:24,538 --> 00:18:26,306
I think we got our gift.
375
00:18:26,339 --> 00:18:27,841
You got yours.
376
00:18:27,874 --> 00:18:30,476
Mine's is in there.
377
00:18:30,511 --> 00:18:32,579
I didn't ask Santa for no
Bobby's smile for Christmas
378
00:18:32,613 --> 00:18:35,315
I want my bike!
379
00:18:35,348 --> 00:18:36,917
Hey, hey, hey, what's goin' on
out here?
380
00:18:36,950 --> 00:18:39,586
Uh, we‐we're carolers.
381
00:18:39,620 --> 00:18:40,554
Yup.
382
00:18:42,422 --> 00:18:47,894
♪ On the first day of Christmas
my true love gave to me ♪
383
00:18:47,928 --> 00:18:52,566
♪ Five golden rings ♪
384
00:18:52,599 --> 00:18:54,801
♪ Four calling birds ♪
385
00:18:54,835 --> 00:18:57,437
♪ Three French hens ♪
386
00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:59,806
♪ Two turtle doves ♪
387
00:18:59,840 --> 00:19:05,378
♪ And a bike Vonte stole
from me ♪♪♪
388
00:19:05,411 --> 00:19:07,347
[instrumental music]
389
00:19:11,918 --> 00:19:15,722
Robert, since Vonte gave away
your Sean John vest..
390
00:19:15,756 --> 00:19:19,292
...I made you something better
to keep you warm.
391
00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:21,928
Mm. Oh, thanks, Neesee.
392
00:19:23,530 --> 00:19:26,633
Oh! 'Kay.
393
00:19:26,667 --> 00:19:30,771
You got me a‐a...blanket
with a hole in it.
394
00:19:30,804 --> 00:19:32,906
It's.. That's nice.
395
00:19:32,939 --> 00:19:34,575
‐ Nonetheless.. Oh.
‐ No. Mm‐mm‐mm.
396
00:19:34,608 --> 00:19:37,177
Actually, it's a stylish poncho.
397
00:19:37,878 --> 00:19:39,980
Oh! Oh..
398
00:19:40,013 --> 00:19:41,915
That's very nice.
399
00:19:41,948 --> 00:19:44,651
It's itchy as hell,
but it's very nice.
400
00:19:44,685 --> 00:19:46,853
Hey, hey, well, you know what,
I've been thinkin' about you too
401
00:19:46,887 --> 00:19:48,555
and I got you somethin'.
402
00:19:51,658 --> 00:19:52,693
‐ Sit down.
‐ What you about to do?
403
00:19:52,726 --> 00:19:54,460
Wash my car?
404
00:19:54,494 --> 00:19:57,297
Sit down.
405
00:19:57,330 --> 00:19:59,666
You bring the dishes
from the sink and wash the‐‐
406
00:19:59,700 --> 00:20:02,869
No, I ain't washin' no dishes,
I'm washin' your feet, okay?
407
00:20:02,903 --> 00:20:07,674
Now, this is the Foot Soaker
2000, Robert James edition.
408
00:20:07,708 --> 00:20:10,644
[rattling]
409
00:20:14,615 --> 00:20:16,983
Hurry up, before my arm
cramp up, girl.
410
00:20:19,753 --> 00:20:22,689
[theme music]
411
00:20:39,773 --> 00:20:41,575
[record scratching]
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