All language subtitles for All.of.Us.S03E08.Legal.Affairs.Part.1.1080p.Hulu.WEB-DL.AAC.2.0.H.264-CHDWEB_track3_[eng]

[instrumental music]

So, Robert, Neesee

if you'll just sign
at the bottom of each page

your partnership
in your restaurant

will be official.

Alright, this is just
for the restaurant, right?

Because the last time
I signed some papers

in a lawyer's office, she took
half of everything I had.

[chuckles]

That isn't gonna happen here,
Robert.

This isn't marriage,
it's business.

If it goes bad, you won't lose
half, you lose everything.

[laughs]
That's exactly the kind
of protection I'm looking for.

[laughs]
Alright,
I gotta go to the bathroom.

I'll meet you out front,
alright?

‐ Okay.
‐ Thanks, Peyton.

‐ Congratulations.
‐ Alright, buddy.

Okay, this is it.

Is there any other place
I need to sign?

Well, I had a place in mind.

Are you flirting with me,
Mr. Calhoun?

What you think?

Oh. Baby, I'm a little nervous.

Oh, alright,
I can lock the door.

Oh, no, no, no. No, no.

No. I'm talkin'
about the restaurant.

I mean, what if it does fail?
What will I do?

Sweetheart, your restaurant
will be a success

even if I have to make
the entire firm

have every meeting there.
You know why?

Because I like it when
these lips have a smile on them.

Yo, Peyton, I forgot to..

...validate.

♪ Often I wish that we ♪

♪ Could take the time to see ♪

♪ The need there is to be ♪

♪ A family yeah ♪

♪ 'Cause it's All Of Us ♪

♪ Sometimes it can be rough ♪

♪ Time and seasons change ♪

♪ But we will still remain ♪

♪ It's just All Of Us ♪

♪ It's just All Of Us ♪♪♪

[instrumental music]

So let me get this straight,
you've been dating

my lawyer for a month?

Ah, he's my lawyer, too.

And it's only been three weeks.

Well,
the plumber's comin' tomorrow.

There anything I need to know
about you and him?

Close your mouth
and open the door.

What's up, big fella?

Hey, baby,
how's the homework comin'?

Diagramming sentences
is really hard.

Oh, let me take a look at it.

You know, I'm a little rusty
at this, but, uh, l‐let me see.

Adverb, indirect object,
predicate..

Carry to one?

Robert, quit playin', you and I
may be able to understand this

but it takes a professional
to explain it to a child.

That's why we got a tutor.

And a darn good one, ain't they?

Now, see, Bobby,
in that sentence

both "Darn" and "Good" are what?

Words!

Let them lead the way,
let them lead the way.

Hey, Jonelle, I've been tryin'

to reach Dirk all day.
Have you heard from him?

Um, well, you know how it is
when you live with your ex.

You live totally separate lives.

No, Jonelle,
I don't know how that is.

[instrumental music]

Okay,
so what's the big announcement?

Somethin' happenin'
with the show?

Yes, this week
we're gonna do something

I like to call
Hawaiian‐shirt Friday.

And you brought us here
for that?

That and it's my birthday

and I, I don't have a date.

[cell phone chimes]

Until now.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
you brought us to a wine bar

and you leavin' us
for a booty call?

[laughs]
Yeah.

[mumbles]

Hm, full‐body.

Leggy, nice finish..

The wine ain't that good, brah.

Who said anything about wine?

I'm talkin' about baby girl
over there.

Well, I'mma go get me
a man's drink.

I'm gonna see if they got
some Alize up in his piece.

[indistinct chatter]

[indistinct chatter]

Dirk, you think
that guy's on a date?

‐ No, that's no date.
‐ Oh, cool.

He already hit that.
More than once.

How do you figure that?

She not touchin' his shoulder.
She not touchin' his hand.

She touchin' his elbow.
It's a very specific area.

It's one of the hot zones.

‐ What?
‐ The hot zones.

Are you tellin' me to bunt?

There are three hot zones.

Earlobes, elbow, knees.

Elbow bein' the hottest
of the hot zones.

Trust me, I used to date
a reflexologist.

Sure you didn't date a umpire?

I'm sayin', you're not touchin'
any of those places

unless you touchin'
something else regularly.

Sh.. That's Peyton.

That's the guy
that's datin' Neesee.

Not tonight, that's for sure.

[instrumental music]

[laughs]
No.

[laughs]
Oh, Peyton, stop it.

I'm sure you've never met anyone
as beautiful as me, too.

But, it's just embarrassin'
that you keep sayin' it.

Say it again.

[laughs]

I care for you, too.

Okay.

[humming]

What's your problem?

You can't find
your own conversation?

Hey, I didn't know
you and Peyton were so serious.

I didn't know you cared.

So are you exclusive
with this guy?

Yes, Robert. Why?

You lookin' for a date?

No, I'm lookin' for a way
to tell you somethin'

I don't really wanna tell you.

‐ What?
‐ Hm..

Last night..

No.

What?

Alright.

Last night I saw Peyton
out with another woman.

Really?
Well, what exactly did you see?

Okay, calm down, Neesee.

See, I know how you gonna get.

Are you gonna calm down?
Are you gonna stay calm?

Huh? Because, Neesee, remember
I'm on your side, okay?

Do not kill the messenger,
Neesee.

I will
if I don't get the message.

Okay, last night
I was at the wine bar

and I saw Peyton and another
woman sittin' at a table.

‐ Uh‐huh.
‐ 'Hey.'

I'm not tryin' to be messy
about this

but she was touchin' his elbow.

‐ Uh‐huh.
‐ His elbow, Neesee!

Was she licking his elbow?

No, but I know what I saw,
and Dirk saw it, too.

Oh, Dirk saw it, too!

Now, I got two fools
that don't know

what they talkin' about.

Neesee, she was touchin'
his elbow like this.

Oh, like that.
Oh, I better keep my eye on him.

You know, I tell you what?

If ever you get a girlfriend

and she's out with a man

and he's touching her elbow

you'll be the first to know
'cause I got your back.

I mean, your elbow.

[laughs]

Baby, I'm so sorry I'm late.

Hm, food looks
almost as tasty as you.

What's this I hear, well, some
woman was rubbing your elbow?

What are you talking about?

Well, Robert said
he saw you last night

and some woman was touching you

all up your elbow.

[laughs]
Oh, is that all?

‐ Yeah, that's all.
‐ Hm.

So why was she touching
your elbow?

Well, did you lose your balance
for a minute, uh, go blind

arm wrestle? Ha‐ha.

Baby, you have nothing
to worry about.

That woman from last night
is not another girlfriend.

‐ Oh, sure, I knew it.
‐ Mm‐hmm.

She's my wife.

[instrumental music]

[scoffs]
Your wife?

I hope that's a nickname
for your sister.

Baby, I'm sorry
I never told you I was married

but it's not as big a deal
as you think.

Well, no big deal?

Wh‐what? Did it slip your mind?

Like your ring
slipped off your finger?

You should have told me.

You're right,
but it's complicated.

I.. I guess so.

Juggling a wife and a girlfriend
can get complex.

My wife and I got married
right out of college

and I don't know, we got so busy
with getting degrees and jobs

that we just drifted away
from each other.

Well, if that's the case,
then why don't you

just get a divorce?

I'm working on that.

We have a lot of stuff
to split up.

But luckily, we don't have kids

so it shouldn't get too ugly.

But even though
we're still together on paper

in my heart, we're separated.

What is her heart doing?

Joyce and I do not have
an emotional connection anymore.

We don't even sleep
in the same bed.

Look, you know how that is.
Look at you and Robert.

Look, you two
have a business together

but you still live with him.

Now, do I have to worry
about that?

No, no, of course not.

Exactly, and you don't have
to worry about me, either.

[sighs]

Peyton, I understand
what you're saying

but I've never been in
this kind of situation before.

Neither have I,
but give us a chance.

But how can there be an us?
You're married.

I'm working on that.
Just give me some time, please.

Because if you don't, huh,
I don't know, I'm gonna have

to get on my knees
and beg or something.

And‐and I know
you don't want me to do that.

No, wait. Get down there,
I might.

Uh..

Uh..

Please?

Please? Please.

Please.

[chuckles]
Oh.

[instrumental music]

So you have eight apple slices

and you eat three of them.

‐ How many you have left?
‐ Eight.

No, Bobby. Think.

‐ Look.
‐ Eight.

I hate apples. I like oranges.

Whoo!

Badminton is harder
than I thought.

Told you.
What's up, y'all?

‐ 'Hey.'
‐ How's my little genius?

Oh, uh, he's halfway there.

And that's 23%.

Okay, um, Bobby

I just want you
to work on these problems

until I get back, okay?
Okay, okay.

[sighs]
Look, Bobby, I know
things are a little harder

since you started Cresthaven,
but you're gonna

have to just do your best, okay?

Okay.

Yo, Dirk, can you watch him
for a minute

while I take a quick shower?

Oh, don't make it quick.

Smells like
you sure have some doubts.

[laughs]

‐ What you working on, deuce?
‐ Fractions.

Whatever they are.

Oh, higher math
stressing you out?

Yeah, what kind of job
do you think I can get

if I dropped out
of second grade?

Limited education like that?

These days
you could be president.

‐ Really?
‐ But you've to be 35 for that.

Oh.

What you need is to relax

and not try so hard.

You have a deck of cards around?

Sure.

Let Uncle Dirk teach you a game
called Texas Hold 'em.

I'll raise you ten skittles

and a pudding cup.

Ooh, swirl,
this just got interesting.

Okay, Bobby.

I think I figured out
how to make you understand.

‐ What are you doing?
‐ Playing Texas Hold 'em.

Uncle Dirk's all in,
but he's drawing game

because I have cowboys
in my pocket.

Dirk, what are you teaching
this child?

Fractions.

Check it. Bobby deuce.

‐ How many cards in a deck?
‐ Fifty two.

‐ And how many suits?
‐ Four.

And if I'm holding two queens
and the third queen shows up

what fraction of queens
in a deck do you have?

Three‐fourths or 75%.

I threw in percentages too.

So..

...you got Bobby
to understand fractions

from playing poker?

Is there any other way?

I'm impressed.

‐ Thanks, Uncle Dirk.
‐ You're welcome, Bobby deuce.

‐ You'd be a great dad.
‐ You think?

Hey, I'm just as surprised
as you are.

‐ Hey.
‐ Hey.

So how was the lunch?

If you're trying to ask me
how it went

with Peyton, the answer is good.

Well, I'm not asking
because I'm staying out of it.

[chuckles]

So what happened?

Well, let's just say, you didn't
see what you thought you saw.

‐ And I'm still dating him.
‐ Cool, cool.

For your sake,
I'm glad I was wrong.

‐ Good.
‐ Alright.

So who is she?

‐ Just a woman.
‐ I know that.

Neesee, I saw her.
I mean, what kind of woman?

Was she a friend, a sister

a colleague, a hooker, what?

‐ He didn't say.
‐ An ex‐girlfriend?

‐ He didn't say that, either.
‐ Well, damn.

Neesee, what did he say
to make you believe him

because that's something that
every brother needs to know.

Well, if you must know, Robert

he's separated.

‐ What?
‐ Huh?

‐ He's what?
‐ Huh? Oh.

I, I said that he's separated.

Really? So he's married?

No, Robert, he's separated.

No, Neesee,
you have to be married

in order to be separated.

Basically,
you're dating a married man.

It's not what you think.

Neesee, no relationship
has room to grow

if it's not free and clear
from the start.

Oh, really?

Well, how free and clear
were you

when you started dating Tia?

'Cause from what I recall,
you were still my husband

when that train wreck happened.

That was different,
you had already moved out.

And like us,
it's over between them

and I didn't know
you cared so much.

We ain't together,
stay out of my business.

Fine, Neesee, live your life
however you want to live it.

Okay? Well, let me just say.

This apple is your ass,
my teeth are the situation.

Mm..

I bit my tongue.

But you thee
what I'm thayin', right?

You know, it was nice seeing you
do your thing with Bobby today.

Now, I know you didn't listen
to me when we were married

but you did know
I was a teacher, right?

I'm just saying,
I like the way you handle kids.

I know a few card tricks.

But you're like
a thick Mary Poppins.

Thank you?

Well, don't sell yourself short,
you're like a..

You're li..

Well, you're pretty good, too.

It was a good feeling
to see Bobby learn

something from me today.

Mm, well, and Bobby was right.

You would be a good daddy.

‐ You wanna find out?
‐ Who said what?

Before we got divorced,
you were always saying

you wanted to have a kid.

Well, now I wanna have one, too.

What do you say?
Wanna go half on a baby?

[instrumental music]

(woman on intercom)
'Mr. Calhoun, Neesee James
is here to see you.'

Send her in.

So I came to sign those
last documents, Mr. Calhoun.

[chuckles]
Hey, baby.

Hey.

Hurry up so we won't be late
for the movies.

Wait, wait, wait, wait a second.

Let me take a look at you.

Mm. You look so pretty.

Oh, you know you ain't doing
nothing but telling the truth.

[laughing]

(woman on intercom)
'Mr. Calhoun,
your wife is on line one.'

[sighs]

Uh, go ahead. I understand.

Okay. Ahem.

Hello.

Hey.

'Alright.'

I'll see you when I get home.

So you ready for that movie?

[Neesee chuckles]

‐ Is that her?
‐ Who?

Oh, uh, my wife. Uh, yeah, uh..

Yeah, that's her. Yup.

And you just keep pictures
of you two up

for old times' sake.

Well, that's the day
I graduated from law school.

‐ That was a special day for me.
‐ Oh.

Well, I guess
we should be goin'.

Alright.

Uh.. You know,
maybe I should leave first.

No, no, no, no. We're gonna
walk down there together.

Uh, Jessica, yeah,
I need you to, uh

run down the hallway
and pick me up a box of staples.

Thanks.

‐ Come on, let's go.
‐ Oh.

[instrumental music]

[indistinct chatter on TV]

[doorbell rings]

‐ Hello.
‐ Is Neesee James home?

I'm she. And you are?

I'm Joyce Calhoun.

Peyton's wife.

[instrumental music]

[dramatic music]

I think you're bluffing.

You only have a 30% chance

of getting that six
on the river.

[dramatic music]

I'm all in. That's right.

Oh, man!

Hey, wanna share?

[instrumental music]

[theme music]

[record scratching]