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I'm getting worried about him. 14 00:01:47,909 --> 00:01:49,711 [computer beeping] 15 00:02:03,057 --> 00:02:05,359 [door creaks] 16 00:02:14,969 --> 00:02:16,303 [gasps] 17 00:02:17,204 --> 00:02:18,606 [Linda] Gosh. 18 00:02:18,740 --> 00:02:21,408 Sorry, I didn't mean to frighten you. 19 00:02:21,542 --> 00:02:23,443 It's past your bedtime, okay? 20 00:02:23,578 --> 00:02:27,414 So say good-night to your cyber friends and you get to bed, okay? 21 00:02:34,488 --> 00:02:36,223 [notification dings] 22 00:02:55,409 --> 00:02:59,212 Why are you so mean? 23 00:03:13,995 --> 00:03:15,897 ["Run Boy Run" playing] 24 00:03:28,676 --> 00:03:32,212 ♪ I wonder if you knew Today would be the day ♪ 25 00:03:32,345 --> 00:03:37,250 ♪ That you would get the mark And death would begin Making his way ♪♪ 26 00:03:37,384 --> 00:03:39,921 ♪ Hungry Yellow eyes ♪♪ 27 00:03:40,054 --> 00:03:44,224 ♪ A rage full of focus Unwilling to compromise ♪♪ 28 00:03:44,357 --> 00:03:47,128 ♪ Did you make plans above? ♪♪ 29 00:03:47,260 --> 00:03:51,032 ♪ I say the beast Shoots straight Baby, he got aim ♪♪ 30 00:03:51,165 --> 00:03:54,669 ♪ He got a lifetime of bullets And he ain't playing ♪♪ 31 00:03:54,802 --> 00:03:58,106 ♪ You better know Where the heat at Follow that gun ♪♪ 32 00:03:58,206 --> 00:04:03,878 ♪ You better know Where the heat at Run, boy, run, boy, run ♪ 33 00:04:04,011 --> 00:04:07,715 ♪ Where the heat at Run, boy, run, boy, run ♪♪ 34 00:04:07,815 --> 00:04:11,986 ♪ Where the heat at Run, boy, run, boy, run ♪ 35 00:04:13,788 --> 00:04:15,857 ♪ Run, boy, run ♪ 36 00:04:15,990 --> 00:04:18,425 ♪ Baby Run, boy, run, baby ♪♪ 37 00:04:18,526 --> 00:04:22,063 ♪ Don't bother asking why When every second counts ♪ 38 00:04:22,196 --> 00:04:24,232 ♪ If you don't swallow Your pride ♪♪ 39 00:04:24,364 --> 00:04:27,267 ♪ You'll be spitting up blood By the ounce ♪♪ 40 00:04:27,400 --> 00:04:30,071 ♪ Move Get out the way ♪♪ 41 00:04:30,204 --> 00:04:33,107 ♪ Or this could be Your Sabbath day ♪♪ 42 00:04:33,207 --> 00:04:34,942 ♪ Don't slow down ♪ 43 00:04:35,076 --> 00:04:38,345 ♪ Don't let your feet Touch the ground ♪♪ 44 00:04:38,445 --> 00:04:43,283 ♪ Or you'll find yourself Surrounded ♪ 45 00:04:43,416 --> 00:04:45,452 ♪ With no escape ♪♪ 46 00:04:45,553 --> 00:04:48,523 ♪ And nothing But hell to pay ♪ 47 00:04:48,656 --> 00:04:52,425 ♪ I say the beast Shoots straight Baby, he got aim ♪♪ 48 00:04:52,560 --> 00:04:56,296 ♪ He got a lifetime of bullets And he ain't playing ♪♪ 49 00:04:56,429 --> 00:05:00,134 ♪ You better know Where the heat at Follow that gun ♪♪ 50 00:05:00,268 --> 00:05:04,005 ♪ You better know Where the heat at Run, boy, run ♪♪ 51 00:05:04,138 --> 00:05:06,306 ♪ I say the beast Shoots straight ♪♪ 52 00:05:06,439 --> 00:05:08,408 ♪ Baby, he got aim ♪♪ 53 00:05:08,543 --> 00:05:11,612 ♪ He got a lifetime of bullets And he ain't playing ♪♪ 54 00:05:11,746 --> 00:05:15,817 ♪ You better know Where the heat at Follow that gun ♪♪ 55 00:05:15,950 --> 00:05:17,919 ♪ You better know where the heat at ♪♪ 56 00:05:18,052 --> 00:05:21,923 ♪ Run, boy, run, boy, run ♪♪ 57 00:05:25,593 --> 00:05:28,062 [coworker 1] Ellis, hands off the keyboard! 58 00:05:29,230 --> 00:05:33,668 Engaging with trolls is like the worst possible use of your energy. 59 00:05:35,803 --> 00:05:37,872 You're doing your angry typing thing again. 60 00:05:38,005 --> 00:05:40,241 Okay. I'll just delete his comment then. 61 00:05:40,373 --> 00:05:42,475 Oh, yeah, I'm sure that's the last time you'll hear about it. 62 00:05:42,610 --> 00:05:43,678 Oh, my God, so I should-- 63 00:05:43,811 --> 00:05:45,880 -Ignore it! -Ignore it! 64 00:05:46,013 --> 00:05:49,183 If you feed the trolls, they will grow in power and destroy you. 65 00:05:49,317 --> 00:05:51,185 [notification dings] 66 00:05:51,319 --> 00:05:53,688 -Okay. Have any of you got this email? -[coworker 1] What email? 67 00:05:53,821 --> 00:05:55,890 [coworker 2] No, what is it? 68 00:05:56,023 --> 00:05:59,359 Ah, cool, it's one of those things where if you look at it long enough, 69 00:05:59,492 --> 00:06:01,629 you'll see a picture. [chuckles] 70 00:06:03,664 --> 00:06:04,899 -[gasps] -[coworkers giggle] 71 00:06:05,032 --> 00:06:06,499 [Ellis] Oh, my God. 72 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:08,936 Were you filming that? 73 00:06:09,637 --> 00:06:11,138 That was trendworthy. 74 00:06:11,272 --> 00:06:13,841 [boss] Hey, BuzzFeeders! Quick word. 75 00:06:13,975 --> 00:06:17,712 Uh, just read an article about a young man 76 00:06:17,845 --> 00:06:20,114 who woke up after being in a coma for 21 years. 77 00:06:20,248 --> 00:06:21,682 [employees murmur] 78 00:06:21,816 --> 00:06:23,718 Here's the uncool part, I read it on Vice! 79 00:06:23,851 --> 00:06:25,753 [employee groans] Oh, dude. 80 00:06:25,887 --> 00:06:28,356 Come on! Guys, we should be on that. 81 00:06:28,488 --> 00:06:29,991 This is our kind of shit! 82 00:06:30,124 --> 00:06:32,860 Uh, "27 Surprising Places to Eat in New York City 83 00:06:32,994 --> 00:06:34,829 if You've Just Woken Up From a Coma." 84 00:06:34,962 --> 00:06:37,265 [chuckles] But better, obviously. 85 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:38,866 Adam E. 86 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:40,835 Just going over your performance metrics 87 00:06:40,968 --> 00:06:44,939 and the general audience sentiment shows that your content is, 88 00:06:45,072 --> 00:06:47,108 well, for lack of better words, relatable AF. 89 00:06:47,241 --> 00:06:50,344 Here's the less good part, not as great, 90 00:06:50,477 --> 00:06:51,946 your reach is kind of lame. 91 00:06:52,079 --> 00:06:53,314 It's not a criticism, 92 00:06:53,446 --> 00:06:54,649 it's just something to consider. 93 00:06:54,782 --> 00:06:56,617 We'd like to get those numbers up. 94 00:06:56,751 --> 00:06:59,987 For example, right now your views are lagging way behind Norris's lists. 95 00:07:00,388 --> 00:07:01,622 Yes! 96 00:07:01,756 --> 00:07:04,125 I knew my "Top Ten Buffy Episodes 97 00:07:04,258 --> 00:07:05,826 and What Your Favorite Says About You" 98 00:07:05,960 --> 00:07:08,062 would totally slay. [chuckles] 99 00:07:08,195 --> 00:07:11,165 Get it, slay? Like-- you know, like vampire slayer. 100 00:07:11,299 --> 00:07:13,200 Yes! I'm dead, I'm so dead. It's sick, huh? 101 00:07:13,334 --> 00:07:16,370 -[both laughing] -You've been sitting on that one. 102 00:07:16,504 --> 00:07:18,072 Yeah, I have. Yeah, I wanted to-- 103 00:07:18,205 --> 00:07:19,840 I wanted to raise the stakes up so, just for-- 104 00:07:19,974 --> 00:07:21,842 Oh, that's two! For you. Yeah, boom. 105 00:07:21,976 --> 00:07:24,779 Very funny, Norris. But you don't have to celebrate it, okay? 106 00:07:24,912 --> 00:07:27,181 Take the compliment, internalize it. Absolutely. 107 00:07:27,315 --> 00:07:28,616 Feel good about it. Yeah. 108 00:07:28,749 --> 00:07:29,951 But we don't want to make people feel bad. 109 00:07:30,084 --> 00:07:31,352 Absolutely. Lock it up. 110 00:07:31,519 --> 00:07:34,055 [boss] You're behind that pun machine. 111 00:07:34,188 --> 00:07:35,890 Way behind. 112 00:07:36,023 --> 00:07:39,226 I'd love to see some more authentic original content from you. 113 00:07:39,360 --> 00:07:41,429 -[Adam] Yeah. -People really dig when you reveal 114 00:07:41,562 --> 00:07:43,965 -the funny, painful truth about stuff. -Right. 115 00:07:44,098 --> 00:07:47,768 Yeah? So maybe try that, yeah? Cool. Okay, Evelyn, great. 116 00:07:52,139 --> 00:07:55,443 He said the same thing to Carmen two weeks ago. 117 00:07:55,576 --> 00:07:58,112 Carmen who got fired a week ago? 118 00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:01,182 -Yeah. -Yeah. 119 00:08:02,183 --> 00:08:04,218 But it's gonna be okay. 120 00:08:07,822 --> 00:08:09,623 "Try to make your comics have more pain-- 121 00:08:09,757 --> 00:08:11,759 but funny pain." [chuckles] 122 00:08:11,892 --> 00:08:14,295 "But not so funny they lose the pain." 123 00:08:14,428 --> 00:08:15,730 Oh, come on, you can do that. 124 00:08:15,863 --> 00:08:17,665 "You make it relatable and inclusive." 125 00:08:17,798 --> 00:08:21,902 Inclusive? AKA, gay. 126 00:08:22,036 --> 00:08:23,104 [chuckling] Gay. 127 00:08:26,040 --> 00:08:28,843 You were pretty restless last night. 128 00:08:30,811 --> 00:08:32,146 Yeah? Yeah. 129 00:08:35,149 --> 00:08:37,551 Adam, I can sleep back at my own place. 130 00:08:37,685 --> 00:08:39,754 You know, you can just tell me. 131 00:08:41,188 --> 00:08:44,658 No, it's not that. Really, it's not that. 132 00:08:46,260 --> 00:08:47,962 I was thinking, 133 00:08:48,095 --> 00:08:50,598 I know that you and your mom aren't close, 134 00:08:50,731 --> 00:08:54,268 but maybe it's time I got to meet her. 135 00:08:55,403 --> 00:08:56,804 If-- If you want. 136 00:08:57,805 --> 00:09:00,041 I don't know. I-- I, um... 137 00:09:01,609 --> 00:09:03,244 You don't want to meet my mom. 138 00:09:05,312 --> 00:09:08,382 You think I'm crazy, you ain't seen nothing. 139 00:09:09,016 --> 00:09:10,751 You know I love you, right? 140 00:09:22,563 --> 00:09:26,501 [teenager 1] I know it's only been a few hours, but I think I love you. 141 00:09:26,634 --> 00:09:28,269 [teenager 2 laughs] 142 00:09:28,402 --> 00:09:31,005 Oh, shit, he's responding. "I think I love you too." 143 00:09:31,138 --> 00:09:32,907 Yo, he loves you, he loves you! 144 00:09:33,040 --> 00:09:35,309 Wait, wait, wait, wait. [clears throat] 145 00:09:35,443 --> 00:09:37,244 Do you wanna hold me? 146 00:09:40,481 --> 00:09:41,916 Ew. 147 00:09:42,049 --> 00:09:44,085 Do you wanna make out with a 14-year-old boy? 148 00:09:48,422 --> 00:09:51,492 And we're blocked. Yes! 149 00:09:51,625 --> 00:09:54,829 Okay. Sports Chat? 150 00:09:55,696 --> 00:09:56,864 [teenager 1] This one. 151 00:09:56,997 --> 00:09:59,967 "Hi, I'm David. Ask me anything." 152 00:10:00,101 --> 00:10:04,972 "Chat room rules. No bullying. No bad language." What? 153 00:10:05,106 --> 00:10:07,374 Yeah, this guy's asking for it. 154 00:10:08,209 --> 00:10:11,212 "Ask only two questions, but never three." 155 00:10:11,946 --> 00:10:13,714 Dude, this is hilarious. 156 00:10:14,583 --> 00:10:15,816 All right. 157 00:10:15,950 --> 00:10:20,855 Dear David, why are you such a loser? 158 00:10:22,656 --> 00:10:25,359 "I think you'd both like me if you gave me a chance." 159 00:10:25,493 --> 00:10:27,661 What-- Wait, how does he know there's two of us? 160 00:10:27,795 --> 00:10:30,965 Chill out, man. He's probably doing exactly what we're doing. 161 00:10:31,098 --> 00:10:34,635 Tell me why a loser like you shouldn't blow your brains out. 162 00:10:34,768 --> 00:10:36,470 Dude, that's pretty dark. 163 00:10:36,605 --> 00:10:39,707 Come on, man. No one takes this shit serious. 164 00:10:42,877 --> 00:10:45,614 "So I'll live to see you die." 165 00:10:45,746 --> 00:10:47,181 Dear David-- Maybe let's not. 166 00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:49,016 He said not to ask three questions. 167 00:10:49,150 --> 00:10:51,285 Maybe you shouldn't be such a pussy. 168 00:10:51,785 --> 00:10:52,686 Whatever. 169 00:10:52,820 --> 00:10:54,355 How am I going to die? 170 00:10:57,224 --> 00:11:00,828 "Alone, afraid, and wetting your bed." 171 00:11:03,764 --> 00:11:05,634 -What? Yo, that's-- -Dude. 172 00:11:05,766 --> 00:11:07,401 [electricity buzzing] 173 00:11:11,138 --> 00:11:13,374 Dude, let's just watch Riverdale. 174 00:11:13,508 --> 00:11:17,011 -Are you bugging out because of this creep? -No. 175 00:11:27,855 --> 00:11:29,356 [coworker 3] Oh, my God. And Beatrice? 176 00:11:29,490 --> 00:11:31,292 She just got fired as editor of Teen Vogue Online. 177 00:11:31,425 --> 00:11:33,027 Now I'm fourth in line to replace her. 178 00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:35,696 Oh! It's like Game of Thrones, 179 00:11:35,829 --> 00:11:37,865 but for a fashion-savvy social warrior. 180 00:11:37,998 --> 00:11:39,233 Here's to that. 181 00:11:40,502 --> 00:11:43,304 And Adam, at least you'll have plenty of introvert work-from-home time 182 00:11:43,437 --> 00:11:44,805 once Kyle's gone. 183 00:11:44,939 --> 00:11:47,908 Yes. Wait, what? What do you mean? 184 00:11:48,577 --> 00:11:49,977 [chuckles] 185 00:11:50,911 --> 00:11:52,713 I'm flying out to Arkansas tonight. 186 00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:55,316 Your mom! My mom's hysterectomy. 187 00:11:55,449 --> 00:11:58,185 I'm gonna help out until my sisters can get there. 188 00:11:58,319 --> 00:11:59,820 Right. Sorry. 189 00:11:59,954 --> 00:12:01,755 Well, it might do you some good. 190 00:12:01,889 --> 00:12:04,892 No distractions. Except the Internet. 191 00:12:08,530 --> 00:12:10,831 -Another drink? -[coworker 3] Yes, please. 192 00:12:12,433 --> 00:12:14,703 Hey, I am so sorry. That was super messed up. 193 00:12:14,835 --> 00:12:16,904 I do remember, I promise. 194 00:12:17,037 --> 00:12:19,940 It's okay. All right? I get it. All right? 195 00:12:20,074 --> 00:12:22,076 We both have a lot going on right now. 196 00:12:22,209 --> 00:12:23,277 But this, 197 00:12:24,278 --> 00:12:27,114 we gotta maintain a full signal between us 198 00:12:27,248 --> 00:12:29,350 or else the call gets dropped. 199 00:12:29,483 --> 00:12:30,751 I don't want that. 200 00:12:30,884 --> 00:12:31,952 Me neither. 201 00:12:32,086 --> 00:12:32,820 Okay. 202 00:12:32,953 --> 00:12:34,455 Yeah. I'm sorry. 203 00:12:34,589 --> 00:12:35,823 It's okay. 204 00:13:00,981 --> 00:13:03,217 -[high-pitched chiming] -[inhales sharply] 205 00:13:09,089 --> 00:13:11,025 [breathing rapidly] 206 00:13:14,995 --> 00:13:16,564 [muffled scream] 207 00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:19,501 [choking] 208 00:13:29,043 --> 00:13:30,978 ["Friending" playing] 209 00:13:44,958 --> 00:13:46,728 ♪ You were talking about ♪ 210 00:13:46,860 --> 00:13:50,064 ♪ All the time That you've been spending ♪♪ 211 00:13:50,197 --> 00:13:52,734 ♪ Do you Do you have an idea ♪♪ 212 00:13:52,866 --> 00:13:56,170 ♪ All the time That you've been friending ♪♪ 213 00:13:56,303 --> 00:13:58,839 ♪ I think you've got A good idea ♪♪ 214 00:13:58,972 --> 00:14:01,942 ♪ Of the time You've been wasting ♪♪ 215 00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:03,844 ♪ On and on and on ♪ 216 00:14:03,977 --> 00:14:07,314 ♪ And it goes on And on and on ♪♪ 217 00:14:09,016 --> 00:14:10,785 ♪ And you say that you know ♪ 218 00:14:10,884 --> 00:14:14,355 ♪ Every time That you've been trending ♪ 219 00:14:14,455 --> 00:14:16,825 ♪ And you And you say that you know ♪ 220 00:14:16,957 --> 00:14:21,228 ♪ Everyone who you've been Friending ♪♪ 221 00:14:21,328 --> 00:14:23,230 ♪ But you'll never find out ♪ 222 00:14:23,364 --> 00:14:25,899 ♪ Everyone who you've been Offending ♪♪ 223 00:14:26,033 --> 00:14:28,268 ♪ On and on and on ♪♪ 224 00:14:28,402 --> 00:14:32,507 ♪ And it goes on and on and on It goes on and on ♪♪ 225 00:14:39,614 --> 00:14:40,648 [sighs] 226 00:14:41,649 --> 00:14:42,883 [music ends] 227 00:14:43,685 --> 00:14:45,052 [groans] 228 00:15:05,906 --> 00:15:07,174 Ping! 229 00:15:08,242 --> 00:15:09,611 Fuckin' twat. 230 00:15:14,381 --> 00:15:15,416 [scoffs] 231 00:15:18,385 --> 00:15:21,121 Why don't you die in a fire? 232 00:15:21,955 --> 00:15:23,591 [meows] 233 00:15:23,725 --> 00:15:25,660 Don't judge me, you're not my mom. 234 00:15:26,661 --> 00:15:29,263 Sometimes you gotta troll the trolls. 235 00:15:38,439 --> 00:15:40,007 Internet... 236 00:15:40,140 --> 00:15:42,376 educate him. 237 00:15:44,612 --> 00:15:46,046 [notifications chiming] 238 00:15:48,115 --> 00:15:49,717 [chuckles] 239 00:15:55,122 --> 00:15:56,256 [chuckles] 240 00:16:07,902 --> 00:16:09,704 See? 241 00:16:09,838 --> 00:16:11,539 I'm relatable AF. 242 00:16:13,775 --> 00:16:15,008 [chuckles] 243 00:16:21,616 --> 00:16:22,983 [scoffs] 244 00:16:29,389 --> 00:16:30,424 [groans] 245 00:16:31,860 --> 00:16:33,093 [sighs] 246 00:16:42,937 --> 00:16:44,471 [purring] 247 00:16:48,510 --> 00:16:49,677 [chuckles] 248 00:16:51,245 --> 00:16:52,747 I love you too. 249 00:16:54,147 --> 00:16:56,016 [inhales deeply] 250 00:16:56,149 --> 00:16:58,151 [groans] Oh, my God. 251 00:16:59,419 --> 00:17:01,789 [sniffles] Are you hungry? 252 00:17:02,690 --> 00:17:04,024 [cell phone beeps] 253 00:17:04,659 --> 00:17:07,227 All right. Come on. 254 00:17:09,463 --> 00:17:12,399 [sighs] I should drink and post more often. 255 00:17:17,839 --> 00:17:20,508 [creaking] 256 00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:37,725 [cat meows] 257 00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:48,703 [announcer] Please stand away from the platform edge. 258 00:17:59,881 --> 00:18:01,616 [horn honking] 259 00:18:48,863 --> 00:18:49,897 [cell phone chimes] 260 00:18:51,331 --> 00:18:53,467 -[clattering] -[gasps] 261 00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:08,850 [clanging] 262 00:19:11,019 --> 00:19:13,087 [loud clang] 263 00:19:13,253 --> 00:19:14,656 -[electricity buzzing] -[gasps] 264 00:19:23,031 --> 00:19:24,532 [person shouting] 265 00:19:25,365 --> 00:19:26,534 [keys jangling] 266 00:19:26,668 --> 00:19:27,702 Shit. 267 00:19:34,042 --> 00:19:35,442 Thanks, man. 268 00:19:36,110 --> 00:19:37,779 [laughing] 269 00:19:39,179 --> 00:19:41,214 Baby steps. Baby steps. 270 00:19:53,761 --> 00:19:54,796 [light bulb blows] 271 00:19:57,364 --> 00:19:58,933 [neighbor moaning, panting] 272 00:19:59,067 --> 00:20:00,535 [Adam groans] 273 00:20:00,668 --> 00:20:02,335 [moaning continues loudly] 274 00:20:02,469 --> 00:20:04,404 [video game music playing] 275 00:20:11,012 --> 00:20:12,914 [video game chimes] 276 00:20:15,883 --> 00:20:17,719 [shooting on video game] 277 00:20:47,014 --> 00:20:49,249 [creaking] 278 00:21:03,097 --> 00:21:04,498 [groans] 279 00:21:34,796 --> 00:21:36,296 [gasps] 280 00:21:52,713 --> 00:21:54,447 [Adam] I really didn't sleep well this weekend. 281 00:21:54,582 --> 00:21:56,217 [Evelyn] Lonely without Kyle already? 282 00:21:56,349 --> 00:21:57,552 I had sleep paralysis. 283 00:21:57,685 --> 00:21:59,486 Hmm? It's where you wake up, 284 00:21:59,620 --> 00:22:01,689 but you can't move, but you can see. 285 00:22:01,823 --> 00:22:03,791 That's a real thing? Mm-hmm. 286 00:22:03,925 --> 00:22:05,660 Yeah, I haven't had it since my final year of college. 287 00:22:05,793 --> 00:22:07,460 It's, like, stress-related or something, 288 00:22:07,595 --> 00:22:10,531 but they say you can see things because... 289 00:22:10,665 --> 00:22:12,099 your brain is still dreaming. 290 00:22:12,233 --> 00:22:15,036 Mm-hmm. But I've never had it that bad before. 291 00:22:15,636 --> 00:22:17,138 I don't know, it-- 292 00:22:18,072 --> 00:22:20,608 it just felt very real, you know? 293 00:22:21,776 --> 00:22:24,245 Did you want me to come over at night to protect you? 294 00:22:24,377 --> 00:22:25,646 [grunts] 295 00:22:26,247 --> 00:22:27,648 I think I'll be fine. 296 00:22:36,423 --> 00:22:38,659 [high-pitched chiming] 297 00:23:04,518 --> 00:23:06,921 [static buzzing] 298 00:23:21,468 --> 00:23:23,170 [buzzing stops] 299 00:23:24,071 --> 00:23:25,405 [person whispers] Adam! 300 00:23:30,111 --> 00:23:32,046 [muffled chattering] 301 00:23:38,753 --> 00:23:41,656 You've seen my son, Dear David, haven't you? 302 00:23:42,623 --> 00:23:44,892 [electricity buzzing] 303 00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:47,795 Dear David. 304 00:23:49,363 --> 00:23:50,932 You saw him. 305 00:23:53,501 --> 00:23:54,869 What does he want? 306 00:23:57,204 --> 00:24:01,042 You can ask him, but only two questions. 307 00:24:01,943 --> 00:24:02,977 Never three. 308 00:24:04,979 --> 00:24:06,013 Why? 309 00:24:07,048 --> 00:24:08,448 Ask him yourself. 310 00:24:35,376 --> 00:24:36,677 David? 311 00:24:52,226 --> 00:24:54,161 [muffled shouting] 312 00:24:54,295 --> 00:24:56,030 [panting] 313 00:25:08,943 --> 00:25:10,511 What are you doing tonight? 314 00:25:10,644 --> 00:25:12,380 [pop music playing] 315 00:25:12,513 --> 00:25:14,348 [Evelyn] This one says the ghost of a masturbating chimp 316 00:25:14,482 --> 00:25:18,019 roams the hallways of their stately home. [chuckles] 317 00:25:18,886 --> 00:25:21,589 There are actually a lot of weirdos out there. 318 00:25:23,657 --> 00:25:26,293 Not you. You're under a lot of pressure. 319 00:25:26,427 --> 00:25:27,528 Hmm. 320 00:25:27,661 --> 00:25:29,663 It's your turn. Okay. 321 00:25:32,533 --> 00:25:34,702 I feel like this game is trying to tell me something. 322 00:25:34,835 --> 00:25:36,070 What do you think? 323 00:25:37,238 --> 00:25:38,739 A hundred percent. Hmm. 324 00:25:38,873 --> 00:25:40,641 That you're a total failure. I'm a total failure. 325 00:25:40,775 --> 00:25:42,109 Mm-hmm. Yeah, thought so. 326 00:25:42,243 --> 00:25:44,111 You should have let me bring my Ouija board over. 327 00:25:44,245 --> 00:25:47,248 Then we'd really figure out what's bothering you. 328 00:25:47,381 --> 00:25:50,151 I'm not trying to invite more paranormal activity, 329 00:25:50,284 --> 00:25:51,419 thank you very much. 330 00:25:51,552 --> 00:25:52,887 [clattering] 331 00:25:54,955 --> 00:25:56,190 [chuckles] 332 00:25:58,692 --> 00:26:00,261 It's just the cats. 333 00:26:05,132 --> 00:26:06,333 Are you serious? 334 00:26:08,335 --> 00:26:11,639 -[chuckles] Ellis. Oh, my God. -[cats meowing] 335 00:26:17,078 --> 00:26:18,746 -That's really weird. -What is? 336 00:26:18,879 --> 00:26:20,581 They don't want me to touch it. 337 00:26:20,714 --> 00:26:22,817 -[chuckles] Oh! -No! 338 00:26:25,453 --> 00:26:26,954 [chuckling] 339 00:26:27,788 --> 00:26:29,957 It's just a camera. 340 00:26:31,625 --> 00:26:32,993 [sighs] 341 00:26:37,031 --> 00:26:40,835 It even takes photos like a real camera. 342 00:26:40,968 --> 00:26:43,003 I should go and get some work done. 343 00:26:46,207 --> 00:26:47,675 Get some sleep. 344 00:26:47,808 --> 00:26:50,845 Dream of hot men, not dead boys. 345 00:26:53,914 --> 00:26:57,618 [door opens, shuts] 346 00:27:05,259 --> 00:27:06,961 [cell phone buzzing] 347 00:27:15,136 --> 00:27:16,770 [Kyle] Hey, you. How's it going? 348 00:27:16,904 --> 00:27:18,472 My mom's home, she's good. 349 00:27:18,573 --> 00:27:21,008 Although struggling to go number two. 350 00:27:21,142 --> 00:27:22,810 We bought her all kinds of fiber supplements... 351 00:27:22,943 --> 00:27:24,411 [Adam] What the hell? 352 00:27:24,513 --> 00:27:25,813 ...but we don't want her to burst her stitches. 353 00:27:25,913 --> 00:27:27,281 -[Adam] Ew. God. -Love yo-- 354 00:27:28,449 --> 00:27:29,884 Not now, Kyle. 355 00:27:46,467 --> 00:27:48,002 [rattling] 356 00:27:57,478 --> 00:27:59,146 [sighs] 357 00:28:15,530 --> 00:28:17,731 No. People will think I'm nuts. 358 00:28:18,832 --> 00:28:20,734 [sighs] 359 00:29:14,888 --> 00:29:17,124 [creaking] 360 00:29:22,062 --> 00:29:24,231 [high-pitched chiming] 361 00:29:33,508 --> 00:29:34,509 [gasps] 362 00:29:34,643 --> 00:29:37,378 [heartbeat thumping] 363 00:29:39,246 --> 00:29:40,981 [panting] 364 00:29:53,227 --> 00:29:56,930 Who are you? 365 00:30:01,670 --> 00:30:03,237 [whispering] Just a follower. 366 00:30:47,214 --> 00:30:48,415 [Adam] You guys moving out? 367 00:30:48,882 --> 00:30:50,351 Uh, sure are. 368 00:30:51,151 --> 00:30:52,787 Any particular reason? 369 00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:54,522 Like, uh, I don't know, 370 00:30:54,656 --> 00:30:57,958 bad dreams, or a creepy kid in the corner of the room? 371 00:30:58,092 --> 00:31:00,327 Half a head? [chuckles] 372 00:31:01,028 --> 00:31:03,598 -Nah, bro. -We're moving upstate. 373 00:31:03,732 --> 00:31:04,699 Oh. 374 00:31:04,833 --> 00:31:06,066 Good luck. 375 00:31:08,402 --> 00:31:09,436 [chuckling] 376 00:31:19,581 --> 00:31:22,216 And even if you are right and it's all in my head 377 00:31:22,349 --> 00:31:23,785 and I'm just a crazy person, 378 00:31:23,917 --> 00:31:25,085 look how big this apartment is. 379 00:31:25,219 --> 00:31:27,121 It's a win-win, baby! 380 00:31:27,254 --> 00:31:31,191 Hmm. I think they recommend moving further than just up the stairs. 381 00:31:32,226 --> 00:31:35,864 Oh, and, hey, no more sex sounds above you. 382 00:31:36,798 --> 00:31:38,767 Downstairs is available if you want to hear mine. 383 00:31:38,899 --> 00:31:40,769 Ew, gross. 384 00:31:40,901 --> 00:31:42,069 That's homophobia. 385 00:31:42,202 --> 00:31:43,638 No, it's not! 386 00:31:44,071 --> 00:31:45,372 Oh, my God. 387 00:31:47,107 --> 00:31:48,777 What is this? Oh, God. 388 00:31:48,909 --> 00:31:50,444 Is that you? Mm-hmm. 389 00:31:50,578 --> 00:31:51,813 Ah! 390 00:31:51,945 --> 00:31:53,782 This is me and all of my childhood friends. 391 00:31:53,914 --> 00:31:58,185 That's my best friend Link and we're saving the Princess Zelda. 392 00:31:58,318 --> 00:32:01,288 -Oh, my God, you had an imaginary friend. -Hmm. 393 00:32:01,422 --> 00:32:04,659 That's such an only child thing. Hmm. Yeah, I know. 394 00:32:04,793 --> 00:32:07,862 No wonder you looked so lost and lonely before I adopted you at work. 395 00:32:07,995 --> 00:32:09,296 Hmm. 396 00:32:17,906 --> 00:32:19,473 [cats meowing] 397 00:32:26,413 --> 00:32:28,482 [sighs] 398 00:32:31,553 --> 00:32:33,353 [meowing continues] 399 00:32:41,328 --> 00:32:44,498 Hey, babies. What are you looking at? 400 00:32:44,632 --> 00:32:45,733 [growling] 401 00:32:45,867 --> 00:32:47,401 [camera clicks] 402 00:32:47,535 --> 00:32:49,637 What the hell are you looking at? 403 00:33:07,421 --> 00:33:09,557 -[cats yowling] -Shit. 404 00:33:10,290 --> 00:33:12,326 Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. 405 00:33:16,664 --> 00:33:17,732 [camera clicks] 406 00:33:22,537 --> 00:33:23,571 What? 407 00:33:24,404 --> 00:33:26,574 Are you fucking kidding me? 408 00:33:27,107 --> 00:33:28,510 Oh, come on. 409 00:34:06,681 --> 00:34:08,382 [whooshing] 410 00:34:11,686 --> 00:34:12,954 [panting] 411 00:34:13,086 --> 00:34:14,522 Yes, yes, yes. 412 00:34:15,957 --> 00:34:17,324 Call, call, call. 413 00:34:20,762 --> 00:34:24,331 Come on, come on. Pick up, pick up, pick up. 414 00:34:24,999 --> 00:34:26,233 No. 415 00:34:28,703 --> 00:34:31,338 Just breathing. Breathe, breathe, breathe. 416 00:34:32,139 --> 00:34:33,073 You're okay. 417 00:34:33,206 --> 00:34:34,742 [breathing heavily] 418 00:34:53,761 --> 00:34:55,730 [panting] 419 00:35:05,607 --> 00:35:07,909 Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. 420 00:35:08,042 --> 00:35:10,511 [boss] I don't like scary things, really, but I was, like, riveted by this. 421 00:35:10,645 --> 00:35:15,315 Oh! Speak of the devil! Adam E! There he is. 422 00:35:15,449 --> 00:35:17,518 Why didn't you tell me what you were working on? 423 00:35:17,952 --> 00:35:19,787 Uh... 424 00:35:19,921 --> 00:35:22,657 -Uh, what am I working on? -All right, Mr. Modest. 425 00:35:22,790 --> 00:35:26,159 This Dear David story, it's crazy good. 426 00:35:26,293 --> 00:35:28,696 It feels personal, but, uh, digestible. 427 00:35:28,830 --> 00:35:31,099 It's fresh. It's like a whole new format. 428 00:35:31,231 --> 00:35:35,268 I was telling these guys, I was afraid to leave my room last night. 429 00:35:36,004 --> 00:35:36,938 [chuckling] 430 00:35:37,071 --> 00:35:39,574 So, um, yeah, so that-- 431 00:35:39,707 --> 00:35:42,476 so that story is-- is actually happening. 432 00:35:42,610 --> 00:35:44,478 It's totally happening. 433 00:35:44,612 --> 00:35:46,080 It's rad too. I like how you're bringing that back. 434 00:35:46,213 --> 00:35:47,749 It's like what we talked about. 435 00:35:47,882 --> 00:35:50,384 I'm not taking credit for this, but I told you. 436 00:35:50,518 --> 00:35:51,886 It's not just about the pep talk, 437 00:35:52,020 --> 00:35:53,888 you had to dig in and find it, and you did. 438 00:35:54,022 --> 00:35:55,590 In fact, I'm gonna spotlight it on the home page, 439 00:35:55,723 --> 00:35:57,759 so I want you to put something together. 440 00:35:57,892 --> 00:36:01,461 You know, liven it up with some-- some GIFs and memes and stuff. 441 00:36:01,596 --> 00:36:04,098 You're good at that. Make it fun. Okay? 442 00:36:04,231 --> 00:36:05,800 -Norris, go ahead. -Uh... 443 00:36:05,933 --> 00:36:08,970 "Top Ten Reasons Why Dawson From Dawson's Creek 444 00:36:09,103 --> 00:36:10,838 is a Little Bitch Boy." 445 00:36:10,972 --> 00:36:13,206 -[boss] Ooh. The word "bitch" might be-- -Too much, yeah. 446 00:36:23,718 --> 00:36:24,952 This feels wrong. 447 00:36:25,086 --> 00:36:26,788 It feels dirty or something. I don't know. 448 00:36:28,355 --> 00:36:30,625 Not fun dirty, bad dirty. 449 00:36:34,394 --> 00:36:36,496 Let them vote on what you do next. 450 00:36:36,631 --> 00:36:38,766 That's a really good idea. Mm-hmm. 451 00:36:42,036 --> 00:36:43,971 Number one, Ouija board? 452 00:36:44,872 --> 00:36:46,239 [Evelyn] Definitely. 453 00:36:46,373 --> 00:36:49,110 Number two, hire a medium? I like that one. 454 00:36:49,242 --> 00:36:50,444 Mm-hmm. I don't hate it. 455 00:36:50,578 --> 00:36:51,713 -[Evelyn] Mm-hmm. -[Adam] Okay. 456 00:36:51,846 --> 00:36:53,081 [Evelyn] It's a good number two. 457 00:36:53,213 --> 00:36:54,414 Three. 458 00:36:55,348 --> 00:36:58,086 Oh, my God. You have to pick that one. 459 00:36:58,218 --> 00:36:59,520 For real? Mm-hmm! 460 00:37:07,260 --> 00:37:09,262 I rid you of evil. 461 00:37:09,897 --> 00:37:11,532 I rid you of evil. 462 00:37:13,501 --> 00:37:15,737 I rid you of evil. 463 00:37:16,369 --> 00:37:18,740 I rid you of evil! 464 00:37:19,207 --> 00:37:20,575 [coughing] 465 00:37:21,008 --> 00:37:22,176 [chuckling] 466 00:37:22,309 --> 00:37:23,745 I don't remember inviting you over. 467 00:37:23,878 --> 00:37:26,948 Please, I'm the least of your uninvited problems. 468 00:37:27,081 --> 00:37:28,549 Ooh. 469 00:37:28,683 --> 00:37:31,418 Someone says that I should get a sleep talk app 470 00:37:31,552 --> 00:37:33,821 to record what happens at night. 471 00:37:33,955 --> 00:37:35,656 [Evelyn] I like it. Hmm. 472 00:37:35,790 --> 00:37:37,592 I think I might do that tonight. 473 00:37:37,725 --> 00:37:41,328 Maybe Dear David is like Link? 474 00:37:41,461 --> 00:37:43,564 Just another imaginary friend. 475 00:37:43,698 --> 00:37:45,332 He's not imaginary. 476 00:37:45,465 --> 00:37:47,735 Uh, what does Kyle think? 477 00:37:50,403 --> 00:37:51,739 I don't know. 478 00:37:53,141 --> 00:37:55,843 I haven't spoken to him in a while, he's MIA on this whole trip. 479 00:37:55,977 --> 00:37:57,344 I think he's mad at me. 480 00:37:58,045 --> 00:37:59,580 Why would he be mad at you? 481 00:38:01,249 --> 00:38:02,917 I haven't called him back. 482 00:38:08,890 --> 00:38:09,991 [groans] 483 00:38:11,458 --> 00:38:12,894 Okay, fine, if you must know, 484 00:38:13,027 --> 00:38:14,629 it's because he keeps saying "I love you" 485 00:38:14,762 --> 00:38:16,063 and I don't know how to respond to that. 486 00:38:16,197 --> 00:38:17,665 Okay? That's why. 487 00:38:17,799 --> 00:38:20,101 If you don't wanna listen to Kyle and his feelings, 488 00:38:20,234 --> 00:38:23,771 then he's not gonna be there for you and your ghost problems. 489 00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:29,076 [yawns] 490 00:38:30,978 --> 00:38:32,412 [notifications chiming] 491 00:38:33,413 --> 00:38:34,649 [groans] 492 00:38:49,831 --> 00:38:50,865 [chuckles] 493 00:38:56,971 --> 00:38:58,005 [cat meows] 494 00:39:07,281 --> 00:39:08,716 [cat yowls] 495 00:39:17,992 --> 00:39:19,627 [voices whispering] 496 00:39:21,929 --> 00:39:23,564 [cat meows] 497 00:39:38,112 --> 00:39:39,146 [gasps] 498 00:39:39,280 --> 00:39:41,115 [choking] 499 00:40:03,604 --> 00:40:05,773 [distorted screaming] 500 00:40:05,907 --> 00:40:07,440 [gasping] 501 00:40:09,409 --> 00:40:10,678 [grunts] 502 00:40:13,114 --> 00:40:15,116 [breathing rapidly] 503 00:40:15,249 --> 00:40:18,886 What... do you... 504 00:40:20,588 --> 00:40:22,924 want from me? 505 00:40:23,057 --> 00:40:25,860 [rocking chair creaking] 506 00:40:33,634 --> 00:40:35,102 [choking] 507 00:40:35,236 --> 00:40:36,637 That's two! 508 00:40:36,771 --> 00:40:38,639 -[thuds] -[gasps] 509 00:40:47,982 --> 00:40:49,083 [groans] 510 00:40:51,319 --> 00:40:52,553 [sighs] 511 00:41:03,631 --> 00:41:05,599 [gasping through speaker] 512 00:41:06,267 --> 00:41:08,069 [distorted speech] 513 00:41:10,705 --> 00:41:13,473 [panting, distorted speech] 514 00:41:16,277 --> 00:41:17,945 [Adam] What do you... 515 00:41:19,747 --> 00:41:21,415 want from me? 516 00:41:21,949 --> 00:41:23,684 [David] That's two! 517 00:41:34,395 --> 00:41:35,830 -[muffled thud] -[gasps] 518 00:41:38,099 --> 00:41:40,034 What the hell is that? 519 00:41:50,578 --> 00:41:52,013 [stairs creaking] 520 00:41:54,715 --> 00:41:55,950 [muffled thud] 521 00:42:08,996 --> 00:42:10,031 [gasps] 522 00:42:17,538 --> 00:42:19,306 [door clicking] 523 00:42:32,386 --> 00:42:33,888 -[clattering] -[gasps] 524 00:42:38,726 --> 00:42:40,761 -[creaking] -[gasps] 525 00:42:57,578 --> 00:43:00,681 -[gasps] -[Kyle] Adam, Adam. It's me, it's me. 526 00:43:00,815 --> 00:43:02,850 -[Adam panting] -[metal clattering] 527 00:43:03,552 --> 00:43:05,319 [Kyle] What the hell is going on? 528 00:43:07,556 --> 00:43:08,889 It's me. 529 00:43:16,263 --> 00:43:19,667 [Adam] That's it. That's everything, I hope. 530 00:43:20,901 --> 00:43:23,604 [Kyle] You know why I love your comics so much? 531 00:43:24,138 --> 00:43:25,639 Why? 532 00:43:25,773 --> 00:43:28,709 It's the only way I feel like I actually get to know you. 533 00:43:28,843 --> 00:43:30,711 My cartoons do the talking for me, 534 00:43:30,845 --> 00:43:32,680 there's nothing wrong with that. 535 00:43:32,813 --> 00:43:35,517 There is when you never actually say anything that's real. 536 00:43:35,649 --> 00:43:37,017 That is so unfair. 537 00:43:37,151 --> 00:43:38,786 Maybe you never listen when I do, 538 00:43:38,919 --> 00:43:40,421 but I talk to you a lot. 539 00:43:41,055 --> 00:43:44,425 Sure, in sarcasm and memes. 540 00:43:44,559 --> 00:43:49,830 Which is cute until my friends ask me if a ghost is haunting me too, 541 00:43:49,964 --> 00:43:51,932 and I have no idea what they're talking about 542 00:43:52,066 --> 00:43:54,802 until I see this shit online like one of your... 543 00:43:54,935 --> 00:43:56,203 fucking followers. 544 00:43:56,337 --> 00:43:58,305 I tried calling, you were blowing me off. 545 00:43:58,439 --> 00:44:00,474 I thought you were mad at me, I was giving you space. 546 00:44:00,609 --> 00:44:03,010 I've been calling. Texting. 547 00:44:03,677 --> 00:44:04,912 Look. 548 00:44:06,080 --> 00:44:10,117 You moved apartments and didn't say anything to me. 549 00:44:11,586 --> 00:44:13,654 And then Jaxon sends me this. 550 00:44:14,855 --> 00:44:16,690 He found it last week. 551 00:44:16,824 --> 00:44:18,527 I'm not on Grindr. 552 00:44:18,659 --> 00:44:20,494 Someone is obviously catfishing me. 553 00:44:20,629 --> 00:44:22,196 You can get that photo online. 554 00:44:25,567 --> 00:44:28,903 Look, I'm not on Grindr, I deleted it when we started dating. 555 00:44:33,841 --> 00:44:35,709 I didn't-- I didn't put that on there. 556 00:44:35,843 --> 00:44:36,944 I don't know how that got there. 557 00:44:37,077 --> 00:44:39,780 I promise you, I deleted it. I did. 558 00:44:40,414 --> 00:44:41,749 What the hell? 559 00:44:45,686 --> 00:44:47,421 Jesus Christ, Adam. 560 00:44:47,821 --> 00:44:49,524 Listen... 561 00:44:49,658 --> 00:44:53,694 I don't understand what you're going through right now, 562 00:44:54,828 --> 00:44:57,198 but until you sort yourself out... 563 00:44:58,567 --> 00:44:59,967 I need space. 564 00:45:02,136 --> 00:45:03,672 You're breaking up with me? 565 00:45:03,804 --> 00:45:05,406 How can I be with someone 566 00:45:05,540 --> 00:45:08,209 when I never know what's really going on with them? 567 00:45:15,449 --> 00:45:17,718 ["Your Ghost" playing] 568 00:45:22,223 --> 00:45:24,693 ♪ I think last night ♪ 569 00:45:24,825 --> 00:45:30,164 ♪ You were driving circles Around me ♪♪ 570 00:45:32,066 --> 00:45:33,702 ♪ I think last night ♪ 571 00:45:34,768 --> 00:45:38,205 ♪ You were driving circles Around me ♪ 572 00:45:38,339 --> 00:45:39,974 [cell phone ringing] 573 00:45:52,353 --> 00:45:56,457 ♪ It's the blaze Across my nightgown ♪ 574 00:45:57,324 --> 00:45:58,459 [camera clicks] 575 00:45:58,593 --> 00:46:00,160 ♪ It's the phone's ring ♪♪ 576 00:46:08,168 --> 00:46:09,671 What's been going on with Adam? 577 00:46:09,803 --> 00:46:11,238 Yeah, what's going on? 578 00:46:11,372 --> 00:46:12,741 I don't-- 579 00:46:12,873 --> 00:46:14,576 -I don't know. -[friend] It's weird, right? 580 00:46:14,709 --> 00:46:16,343 [Evelyn] Yeah, it is. I really don't know. 581 00:46:16,477 --> 00:46:18,145 We're supposed to be best friends, and-- 582 00:46:18,279 --> 00:46:20,615 Honey, nobody cares about ghosts. 583 00:46:20,749 --> 00:46:21,782 Ooh... 584 00:46:21,915 --> 00:46:23,551 [laughing] 585 00:46:25,252 --> 00:46:26,387 Really though. 586 00:46:26,521 --> 00:46:28,255 Kyle's been saying the same thing. 587 00:46:28,389 --> 00:46:30,824 He said that Adam didn't even ask 588 00:46:30,958 --> 00:46:32,293 about his mom's surgery, 589 00:46:32,426 --> 00:46:33,861 which is weird. 590 00:46:33,994 --> 00:46:35,496 It's just not really like him. 591 00:46:51,812 --> 00:46:54,381 [announcer] Please stand away from the platform edge, 592 00:46:54,481 --> 00:46:57,418 especially when trains enter and leave the station. 593 00:47:07,261 --> 00:47:08,295 [clattering] 594 00:47:21,842 --> 00:47:23,477 [metal clanking] 595 00:47:38,693 --> 00:47:40,094 [train rumbling] 596 00:47:59,446 --> 00:48:00,481 [sighs] 597 00:48:23,270 --> 00:48:24,572 [person] Yes! Yes! 598 00:48:24,706 --> 00:48:27,341 [people grunting] 599 00:48:27,474 --> 00:48:28,510 [person groaning] 600 00:48:29,711 --> 00:48:31,546 [Adam] Shit, shit. Oh, my God. 601 00:48:31,679 --> 00:48:35,349 Whoa. No, no. No, no, no. God. Stop, stop. 602 00:48:35,482 --> 00:48:37,151 -No, no, no. - No, no, no. 603 00:48:37,251 --> 00:48:40,120 -[cell phone ringing] - Oh, my God. Whoa. 604 00:48:41,989 --> 00:48:43,223 No. 605 00:48:44,057 --> 00:48:45,325 Oh, fuck it. 606 00:48:48,897 --> 00:48:50,565 [Adam] I'm not on Grindr. I deleted it. 607 00:48:50,665 --> 00:48:52,299 He's not imaginary. Oh, my God. 608 00:48:52,433 --> 00:48:54,368 Because he keeps saying "I love you." 609 00:48:55,269 --> 00:48:56,638 -[cell phone chimes] -[gasps] 610 00:49:07,916 --> 00:49:09,349 [notifications chiming] 611 00:49:12,720 --> 00:49:14,054 What? 612 00:49:16,089 --> 00:49:17,592 [notifications continue] 613 00:50:02,737 --> 00:50:04,271 [thuds] 614 00:50:04,873 --> 00:50:06,473 [cat meowing] 615 00:50:08,576 --> 00:50:10,477 [cat yowls] 616 00:50:16,784 --> 00:50:18,520 [heart monitor beeping] 617 00:50:51,853 --> 00:50:53,755 [breathing shakily] 618 00:51:00,962 --> 00:51:02,797 -[static buzzes] -[modem dialing] 619 00:51:29,657 --> 00:51:31,124 [breathing shakily] 620 00:51:31,258 --> 00:51:33,360 [mouse clicking] 621 00:51:37,932 --> 00:51:39,266 [socket disconnecting] 622 00:51:41,234 --> 00:51:44,772 I've told you to go to bed three times and I find you looking at this? 623 00:51:44,906 --> 00:51:47,575 What's wrong with you, David? 624 00:51:47,709 --> 00:51:49,677 Why are you looking at this filth? 625 00:51:51,012 --> 00:51:52,412 Answer me! 626 00:51:53,246 --> 00:51:54,682 What's wrong with you? 627 00:51:57,852 --> 00:51:59,286 [choking] 628 00:52:02,590 --> 00:52:03,758 [gurgling] 629 00:52:05,693 --> 00:52:06,794 [gasps] 630 00:52:07,662 --> 00:52:08,796 [Linda] David? 631 00:52:09,496 --> 00:52:12,634 Oh, my God! Please stop. 632 00:52:12,767 --> 00:52:14,134 Please stop. 633 00:52:14,267 --> 00:52:15,703 [Linda screaming] 634 00:52:17,337 --> 00:52:18,873 [Adam whimpering] 635 00:52:27,682 --> 00:52:29,216 [screaming] 636 00:52:36,223 --> 00:52:37,592 [gurgling] 637 00:52:41,062 --> 00:52:42,295 [grunts] 638 00:52:44,264 --> 00:52:45,767 [panting] 639 00:53:36,617 --> 00:53:39,821 You owe me big time for covering for you at work yesterday. 640 00:53:39,954 --> 00:53:41,421 [notifications chiming] 641 00:53:41,556 --> 00:53:43,791 You know it's not all about your followers? 642 00:53:45,325 --> 00:53:46,761 Hello? 643 00:53:47,662 --> 00:53:50,665 Is everything okay? Do you know how to find out 644 00:53:50,798 --> 00:53:52,934 -who this handle belongs to? -[Evelyn sighs] 645 00:53:53,067 --> 00:53:55,536 You really think a weird account is haunting your apartment? 646 00:53:55,670 --> 00:53:57,805 I woke up hanging out of the fucking window last night. 647 00:53:57,939 --> 00:53:59,006 It's not a joke. 648 00:54:00,407 --> 00:54:02,242 Are you serious? 649 00:54:02,375 --> 00:54:05,012 You didn't put that in your thread. 'Cause it's too insane. 650 00:54:05,847 --> 00:54:07,481 Maybe you should see a doctor or something, 651 00:54:07,615 --> 00:54:09,984 do a sleep study before you really hurt yourself. 652 00:54:11,085 --> 00:54:12,754 I'm fine, I just... 653 00:54:13,621 --> 00:54:15,322 need to find out who this is. 654 00:54:16,356 --> 00:54:17,992 Ask Kyle, he did all those exposés. 655 00:54:18,926 --> 00:54:20,494 He broke up with me. 656 00:54:21,394 --> 00:54:22,329 [knock on window] 657 00:54:22,462 --> 00:54:24,932 Adam Ellis! My office! 658 00:54:25,967 --> 00:54:27,001 Now! 659 00:54:27,668 --> 00:54:28,870 Fuck. 660 00:54:30,838 --> 00:54:31,773 Wish me luck. 661 00:54:31,906 --> 00:54:32,940 Wh-- 662 00:54:38,445 --> 00:54:40,548 This is crazy, Adam. 663 00:54:40,681 --> 00:54:41,849 Um... 664 00:54:41,983 --> 00:54:43,985 Yeah. No, that's-- Yeah, no, it's all-- 665 00:54:44,118 --> 00:54:46,087 It's true, it's all happening. I got the LA office calling 666 00:54:46,220 --> 00:54:49,524 and asking what's happening and I don't know what to tell them. 667 00:54:49,657 --> 00:54:51,125 Which they don't like, of course. 668 00:54:51,259 --> 00:54:54,796 And I don't like it, so tell me. How does this end? 669 00:54:56,564 --> 00:54:57,865 I don't-- I don't know. 670 00:54:57,999 --> 00:54:59,534 The reason I'm asking... Yeah, no-- 671 00:54:59,667 --> 00:55:01,401 ...because you're being weirdly coy, 672 00:55:01,536 --> 00:55:04,505 um, is because I'm thinking about taking this thing much bigger. 673 00:55:04,639 --> 00:55:06,541 I mean, not that it's not right now, but-- 674 00:55:06,674 --> 00:55:10,377 I'm thinking we take it multimedia, not just one quadrant. 675 00:55:10,511 --> 00:55:12,613 I think we go four quadrants on this thing, you know? 676 00:55:12,747 --> 00:55:14,549 And we take it to the mat. 677 00:55:14,682 --> 00:55:17,018 We could really make this, like, a thing. You know? 678 00:55:17,151 --> 00:55:20,121 This could be-- I mean, I'm not diminishing-- It already is big. 679 00:55:20,254 --> 00:55:23,524 But I'm talking, like-- I mean, like, worldwide. 680 00:55:23,658 --> 00:55:25,159 [boss's voice fades] 681 00:55:25,293 --> 00:55:27,327 [Adam breathing shakily] 682 00:55:31,265 --> 00:55:32,600 What's going on? 683 00:55:33,400 --> 00:55:34,836 Is everything okay? 684 00:55:35,937 --> 00:55:36,971 What happened? 685 00:55:37,839 --> 00:55:39,472 Pics or it didn't happen. 686 00:55:43,410 --> 00:55:44,779 Ellis, wh-- 687 00:56:00,460 --> 00:56:02,630 Come on, pick up. 688 00:56:02,730 --> 00:56:04,464 [Kyle] I said I needed space. 689 00:56:04,599 --> 00:56:08,368 I know, I'm sorry. I just need help, Kyle. 690 00:56:10,437 --> 00:56:12,073 Yeah, I'm aware. 691 00:56:17,044 --> 00:56:19,412 This is me trying to say something... 692 00:56:20,248 --> 00:56:21,481 real. 693 00:56:23,217 --> 00:56:24,719 Is this you hearing me? 694 00:56:26,721 --> 00:56:28,723 What do you need? 695 00:56:28,856 --> 00:56:31,559 I really need to find out what's behind this anonymous user handle. 696 00:56:31,659 --> 00:56:33,861 That's not what I meant, Adam. 697 00:56:33,961 --> 00:56:36,697 And it's not an easy ask, all sorts of privacy issues. 698 00:56:36,831 --> 00:56:37,999 Please? 699 00:56:38,132 --> 00:56:40,167 Whatever it is is trying to kill me. 700 00:56:40,301 --> 00:56:41,802 The ghost? 701 00:56:42,603 --> 00:56:45,006 [sighs] Adam, I'm worried about you. 702 00:56:45,139 --> 00:56:47,108 Maybe you should talk to someone. 703 00:56:48,376 --> 00:56:49,977 I'm talking to you. 704 00:56:53,080 --> 00:56:54,048 Please, Kyle. 705 00:56:54,481 --> 00:56:55,883 [Kyle sighs] 706 00:56:56,384 --> 00:56:57,818 Text me the handle. 707 00:56:59,520 --> 00:57:00,788 Thanks. 708 00:57:13,267 --> 00:57:16,469 You said that the spirit harmed you, like, physically? 709 00:57:16,604 --> 00:57:18,906 Yeah, um, look at, uh-- 710 00:57:22,209 --> 00:57:24,211 Yeah, it hurt, and, um... 711 00:57:24,779 --> 00:57:26,280 it gave me a nosebleed. 712 00:57:26,414 --> 00:57:30,551 There's a strange energy coming from this corner here. 713 00:57:30,685 --> 00:57:32,053 It's really unusual. 714 00:57:32,186 --> 00:57:33,654 [Adam] Yeah, so that's where I first saw him. 715 00:57:33,788 --> 00:57:36,290 I was getting sleep paralysis, 716 00:57:36,424 --> 00:57:38,826 and I wake up and I see him, 717 00:57:38,960 --> 00:57:41,829 but I see him in real life now as well. 718 00:57:41,963 --> 00:57:46,167 Starting in your dreams doesn't mean that's actually where it started, yeah? 719 00:57:46,300 --> 00:57:47,335 Okay. 720 00:57:47,467 --> 00:57:49,370 -This area... -Right? 721 00:57:49,503 --> 00:57:52,406 ...harbors an awful lot of negativity. 722 00:57:52,540 --> 00:57:54,942 Yes. Yeah, it's the Internet. 723 00:57:58,045 --> 00:58:03,017 Some... ghosts, if that's the word you choose to use... 724 00:58:03,150 --> 00:58:04,185 Right. 725 00:58:04,318 --> 00:58:07,121 ...can tap into your thoughts. 726 00:58:08,022 --> 00:58:11,559 Did you do something to invite it into your life? 727 00:58:12,526 --> 00:58:14,528 [cell phone ringing] 728 00:58:15,763 --> 00:58:17,665 [Adam] This number keeps calling me. 729 00:58:17,798 --> 00:58:20,434 I thought it was a prank at first too, but it's-- I don't think it is. 730 00:58:20,568 --> 00:58:22,036 And I think it's-- I think it's connected 731 00:58:22,169 --> 00:58:24,405 because whenever I pick it up-- 732 00:58:24,538 --> 00:58:26,040 I'm not-- I'm not crazy. 733 00:58:26,173 --> 00:58:28,476 I know how this sounds. I'm not. 734 00:58:28,609 --> 00:58:32,146 Is that the primary device you use to document your experiences? 735 00:58:32,279 --> 00:58:33,214 Um... 736 00:58:33,347 --> 00:58:34,582 yeah. 737 00:58:35,316 --> 00:58:36,751 Is that bad? 738 00:58:36,884 --> 00:58:39,854 I don't know, if I'm being perfectly honest. 739 00:58:39,987 --> 00:58:42,757 What I do know is that whatever it is, 740 00:58:42,890 --> 00:58:44,792 is not connected to this space, 741 00:58:44,925 --> 00:58:47,028 it's connected to you. 742 00:58:47,161 --> 00:58:48,496 To me? 743 00:58:49,296 --> 00:58:51,499 So what does that mean? What do I do? 744 00:58:51,632 --> 00:58:54,201 You gotta figure out who and what it really is and what it really wants. 745 00:58:54,335 --> 00:58:56,070 It's a child ghost called David, 746 00:58:56,203 --> 00:58:58,806 and I'm pretty sure it wants to kill me. I told you that. 747 00:58:58,939 --> 00:59:00,841 Yes, that's what he told you 748 00:59:00,975 --> 00:59:03,210 in your paralysis-induced dreams. 749 00:59:03,344 --> 00:59:04,912 Exactly. 750 00:59:05,046 --> 00:59:07,281 Spirits don't always appear as they actually are. 751 00:59:07,415 --> 00:59:09,283 They're gonna show you what they want you to see 752 00:59:09,417 --> 00:59:11,652 and they are gonna tell you what they want you to hear, 753 00:59:11,786 --> 00:59:14,722 and the truth is often far more complicated. 754 00:59:35,076 --> 00:59:36,243 [paper rustling] 755 01:00:22,490 --> 01:00:24,291 [person] Thanks for joining me, Mr. Ellis. 756 01:00:24,425 --> 01:00:27,261 I know the note thing is a bit odd and a bit old-fashioned, 757 01:00:27,394 --> 01:00:29,063 but I have my own reasons. 758 01:00:29,196 --> 01:00:32,766 My name is Phyllis Crainey. I'm an Internet sleuth. 759 01:00:33,602 --> 01:00:34,802 Okay. 760 01:00:34,935 --> 01:00:36,637 I have a keen interest in the paranormal. 761 01:00:36,770 --> 01:00:40,575 Sorry, does that mean you investigate Internet ghosts? 762 01:00:40,708 --> 01:00:42,544 It's not as uncommon as you think. 763 01:00:42,676 --> 01:00:44,178 -I keep-- -[server] Here you go. 764 01:00:46,147 --> 01:00:49,150 I keep having these nightmares. 765 01:00:49,283 --> 01:00:52,753 There's a boy with a-- with a caved in head. 766 01:00:52,887 --> 01:00:54,523 And there's a woman, 767 01:00:54,655 --> 01:00:57,091 she has, like, long straggly hair, it's like-- 768 01:00:57,224 --> 01:00:58,259 Loopy Linda. 769 01:00:59,528 --> 01:01:01,695 Loopy Linda? Linda Johnson. 770 01:01:01,829 --> 01:01:04,965 I always assumed she was mentally ill. 771 01:01:05,099 --> 01:01:07,602 That was until I read your articles. 772 01:01:07,735 --> 01:01:10,738 Linda is what you would call "Internet famous," 773 01:01:10,871 --> 01:01:13,007 especially on the Deep Web. 774 01:01:13,140 --> 01:01:15,342 It started off with these message board users 775 01:01:15,476 --> 01:01:18,979 sharing interviews of a psychiatric patient called Linda 776 01:01:19,113 --> 01:01:22,183 saying and doing all kinds of crazy stuff. 777 01:01:22,316 --> 01:01:23,918 Like-- Like what? 778 01:01:24,051 --> 01:01:27,988 [Phyllis] She'd be drawing a boy with a crushed head, 779 01:01:28,122 --> 01:01:29,924 saying things like, "I fought the devil." 780 01:01:30,559 --> 01:01:32,059 "Don't ask three." 781 01:01:32,193 --> 01:01:35,062 A tape of her suicide even made it on there. 782 01:01:35,196 --> 01:01:37,898 Suicide? Why would anyone post that? 783 01:01:38,032 --> 01:01:41,368 It's the Internet. It's anonymous, and that... 784 01:01:42,169 --> 01:01:44,438 can bring out the worst in some people. 785 01:01:45,940 --> 01:01:48,209 How many questions have you asked him? 786 01:01:49,644 --> 01:01:51,245 Two. 787 01:01:51,378 --> 01:01:54,181 The three questions are a basic incantation. 788 01:01:55,082 --> 01:01:57,785 You've invited this "Dear David" into your life. 789 01:01:59,887 --> 01:02:01,222 What do I do? 790 01:02:01,355 --> 01:02:03,625 [Phyllis] Search for "Loopy Linda." 791 01:02:03,724 --> 01:02:05,560 That's where you'll find your answers. 792 01:02:05,660 --> 01:02:07,328 [person] Linda? 793 01:02:08,563 --> 01:02:10,197 It's Dr. Landers. 794 01:02:13,100 --> 01:02:15,236 Are you still having trouble sleeping? 795 01:02:16,403 --> 01:02:18,506 [Linda] It comes in the darkness. 796 01:02:19,641 --> 01:02:25,346 It feeds on our fears, anxiety and suffering. 797 01:02:27,147 --> 01:02:28,816 I can hear it in my sleep. 798 01:02:29,618 --> 01:02:32,621 -[sobbing] -[Dr. Landers] Linda. Linda. 799 01:02:32,721 --> 01:02:35,923 Your delusions are something that your mind has made up 800 01:02:36,023 --> 01:02:38,859 to help you cope with the trauma. 801 01:02:38,993 --> 01:02:42,997 You need to accept reality if you want to get better. 802 01:02:43,097 --> 01:02:44,431 You murdered your husband. 803 01:02:44,532 --> 01:02:46,333 [crying] No, I didn't. I didn't. 804 01:02:46,467 --> 01:02:48,936 And you inflicted severe head trauma upon your son. 805 01:02:49,069 --> 01:02:50,605 He's not my son. 806 01:02:50,705 --> 01:02:53,742 He is your son, and you put him in a coma 807 01:02:53,874 --> 01:02:56,110 from which he might never wake up. 808 01:02:56,243 --> 01:02:59,046 Good. Don't let it ever wake up, 809 01:02:59,146 --> 01:03:00,515 because it's coming for me. 810 01:03:00,649 --> 01:03:01,949 I know it's coming for me. 811 01:03:02,082 --> 01:03:04,084 But I am not gonna let it, because you know why? 812 01:03:04,218 --> 01:03:07,955 I fought the devil. I fought the fucking devil. 813 01:03:08,055 --> 01:03:09,990 I fought the dev-- 814 01:03:11,992 --> 01:03:14,696 Go back. Go back, go back. 815 01:03:14,828 --> 01:03:16,564 He's not my son. 816 01:03:16,698 --> 01:03:19,400 [Dr. Landers] He is your son, and you put him in a coma 817 01:03:19,501 --> 01:03:22,002 from which he might never wake up. 818 01:03:22,803 --> 01:03:24,204 ...put him in a coma 819 01:03:24,338 --> 01:03:26,473 from which he might never wake up. 820 01:03:28,108 --> 01:03:32,846 David Johnson coma. 821 01:03:32,980 --> 01:03:35,583 Coma, coma, coma. David Johnson. Davi-- 822 01:03:35,717 --> 01:03:37,451 Oh, my God. No way. 823 01:03:38,520 --> 01:03:42,990 "David Johnson has awoken after 21 long years in a coma. 824 01:03:43,891 --> 01:03:48,395 Doctors at NewYork-Presbyterian Hospital say 825 01:03:48,530 --> 01:03:50,799 he is still yet to speak, but is recovering well, 826 01:03:50,931 --> 01:03:54,268 and was only ten when his mother went inexplicably insane, 827 01:03:54,401 --> 01:03:56,571 killing her husband before... 828 01:03:58,339 --> 01:04:01,108 going on to crush David's skull... 829 01:04:02,142 --> 01:04:04,144 with a computer monitor." 830 01:04:11,686 --> 01:04:13,120 [notifications chiming] 831 01:04:15,657 --> 01:04:16,890 [receptionist] Sir? 832 01:04:18,125 --> 01:04:19,828 Sir, can I help you with something? 833 01:04:19,960 --> 01:04:21,995 Oh, yeah, um... 834 01:04:24,566 --> 01:04:27,836 I'm looking for a patient, David Johnson. 835 01:04:27,968 --> 01:04:29,903 He was admitted in 1996. 836 01:04:30,037 --> 01:04:32,039 Severe head trauma. 837 01:04:33,775 --> 01:04:36,644 That's weird, there's not much here. 838 01:04:36,778 --> 01:04:39,514 There might be some hard copy files out back, 839 01:04:39,647 --> 01:04:43,718 but unless you're family, I can't give you his medical records. 840 01:04:43,852 --> 01:04:45,319 His family are all dead. 841 01:04:45,452 --> 01:04:48,523 My condolences, but I still can't release these. 842 01:04:48,656 --> 01:04:49,890 They're too fresh. 843 01:04:51,024 --> 01:04:52,627 Too fresh? What does that mean? 844 01:04:52,761 --> 01:04:54,662 Well, he died a few days ago. 845 01:04:58,932 --> 01:05:01,536 [heart monitor beeping] 846 01:05:01,669 --> 01:05:05,105 [receptionist] Sir, what is your relationship to the deceased? 847 01:05:11,979 --> 01:05:13,313 I'm... 848 01:05:15,182 --> 01:05:18,820 being haunted by the ghost of his child self. 849 01:05:18,952 --> 01:05:23,056 Okay, so the department you really need to go see is psychiatric, 850 01:05:23,190 --> 01:05:25,860 and you need to go to another location for those services, 851 01:05:25,993 --> 01:05:29,129 so let me find someone that can help you with that. 852 01:05:38,138 --> 01:05:39,774 [person] Security to reception. 853 01:05:39,908 --> 01:05:41,041 [electronic lock beeps] 854 01:05:41,175 --> 01:05:42,710 Security to reception. 855 01:05:47,515 --> 01:05:48,550 Okay. 856 01:05:49,483 --> 01:05:51,553 [whispering] Records, records, records. 857 01:05:52,352 --> 01:05:55,055 Johnson. Year, '96. 858 01:05:57,725 --> 01:05:59,226 David Johnson. 859 01:06:05,867 --> 01:06:08,068 [person] Security to reception. 860 01:06:09,838 --> 01:06:11,539 [Adam] Dr. Landers. 861 01:06:15,877 --> 01:06:19,747 Okay, Dr. Landers, let's hope you have some answers for me. 862 01:06:37,532 --> 01:06:39,601 -Dr. Landers? -[door creaking] 863 01:06:46,908 --> 01:06:48,275 Dr. Landers? 864 01:07:04,659 --> 01:07:06,293 What? 865 01:07:11,699 --> 01:07:14,401 Oh, my God. What the fuck? 866 01:07:15,035 --> 01:07:16,270 [camera clicks] 867 01:07:26,948 --> 01:07:28,716 [creaking] 868 01:07:36,958 --> 01:07:38,793 [creaking continues] 869 01:07:39,761 --> 01:07:41,328 Dr. Landers? 870 01:07:54,174 --> 01:07:55,409 [gasps] 871 01:07:56,376 --> 01:07:57,411 Oh. 872 01:07:58,178 --> 01:07:59,814 [creaking] 873 01:08:08,723 --> 01:08:09,857 [voice] Get out! 874 01:08:09,991 --> 01:08:11,626 [Adam panting] 875 01:08:20,835 --> 01:08:22,604 [operator] 9-1-1, what's your emergency? 876 01:08:22,737 --> 01:08:24,606 [Adam] I need to report a dead body. 877 01:08:37,018 --> 01:08:39,887 Hey, what happened to you and your sisters, anyway? 878 01:08:40,487 --> 01:08:41,889 You were all so close... 879 01:08:42,023 --> 01:08:45,727 All right, you little shit. Let's dance. 880 01:08:45,827 --> 01:08:47,595 [actor 1 on TV] I keep hoping you'll change your mind. 881 01:08:47,695 --> 01:08:50,230 [actor 2] Can we please just talk about something else? 882 01:08:50,364 --> 01:08:52,432 I just want you to know I'm here for you. 883 01:08:57,038 --> 01:08:58,673 [shouting on TV] 884 01:08:58,773 --> 01:09:01,241 -Andy, please help me. -[Andy] I've tried to help you. 885 01:09:02,442 --> 01:09:04,579 You didn't want my help, remember? 886 01:09:04,679 --> 01:09:07,015 Do you know how many times I tried to get you to tell me the truth? 887 01:09:07,115 --> 01:09:08,883 I practically begged you. 888 01:09:11,586 --> 01:09:12,687 But no. 889 01:09:13,453 --> 01:09:15,489 You decided to protect your girlfriends. 890 01:09:16,323 --> 01:09:18,325 I loved you so much. 891 01:09:19,459 --> 01:09:21,395 [TV static buzzing] 892 01:09:23,965 --> 01:09:26,199 [rocking chair creaking] 893 01:09:30,872 --> 01:09:32,640 [whimpering] 894 01:09:38,178 --> 01:09:40,948 Fuck you. 895 01:09:41,783 --> 01:09:43,918 [creaking continues] 896 01:09:51,592 --> 01:09:52,627 [whimpers] 897 01:09:59,100 --> 01:10:00,735 [crying] 898 01:10:04,806 --> 01:10:07,307 Hey, Aurora. 899 01:10:08,710 --> 01:10:11,211 Call Evelyn. 900 01:10:11,344 --> 01:10:13,614 [Aurora] Sorry, can you repeat that? 901 01:10:13,748 --> 01:10:18,218 Call... Evelyn. 902 01:10:19,921 --> 01:10:22,757 [Aurora] I'm sorry, can you repeat that? 903 01:10:25,827 --> 01:10:28,495 Call-- Call Kyle. 904 01:10:29,296 --> 01:10:31,065 [Aurora] Calling Kyle. 905 01:10:31,199 --> 01:10:32,834 [line ringing] 906 01:10:38,106 --> 01:10:40,307 Hi, it's Kyle. I'd love to talk, 907 01:10:40,440 --> 01:10:41,809 but I can't right now. 908 01:10:41,943 --> 01:10:43,745 Please leave a message after the tone 909 01:10:43,878 --> 01:10:46,313 and I'll get back to you soon. Take care-- 910 01:10:54,088 --> 01:10:55,322 [inhales sharply] 911 01:10:56,356 --> 01:10:57,859 Oh, my God. 912 01:10:59,359 --> 01:11:00,695 [sniffling] 913 01:11:03,698 --> 01:11:05,933 [whimpering on recording] 914 01:11:14,876 --> 01:11:16,276 Hey. 915 01:11:18,478 --> 01:11:20,748 Can I talk to you about something? 916 01:11:20,882 --> 01:11:22,049 Are you kidding? 917 01:11:23,383 --> 01:11:25,153 Are you mad at me? 918 01:11:25,285 --> 01:11:27,088 Does it matter? 919 01:11:27,221 --> 01:11:29,590 You're Internet famous and I'm just a wannabe, right? 920 01:11:29,724 --> 01:11:32,459 I can pick up your slack at work but you can't pick up your phone when I text. 921 01:11:32,593 --> 01:11:35,428 You're not the only one who hates being ignored. 922 01:11:37,665 --> 01:11:39,934 I don't know what you're talking about. 923 01:11:41,035 --> 01:11:42,335 I really don't. 924 01:11:42,469 --> 01:11:44,005 Those DMs last night? 925 01:11:44,906 --> 01:11:46,607 Eat shit. 926 01:11:52,246 --> 01:11:53,781 What? 927 01:11:53,915 --> 01:11:56,050 I didn't write these. I didn't write these. 928 01:11:57,952 --> 01:11:59,587 [cell phone buzzing] 929 01:12:06,326 --> 01:12:08,629 Hey. 930 01:12:08,729 --> 01:12:10,832 [Kyle] So it turns out my contact didn't have to break any privacy rules 931 01:12:10,965 --> 01:12:12,934 regarding the @(D)___David handle. 932 01:12:15,870 --> 01:12:16,904 Oh. 933 01:12:18,405 --> 01:12:20,775 That's good. Why? 934 01:12:21,242 --> 01:12:22,743 It doesn't exist. 935 01:12:26,280 --> 01:12:29,050 But it do-- I mean, I'm looking at it right now. 936 01:12:30,852 --> 01:12:31,986 Adam. 937 01:12:33,955 --> 01:12:35,523 Yeah, I'm here. 938 01:12:36,991 --> 01:12:39,492 I think it's time you let this go. 939 01:12:46,067 --> 01:12:48,102 Okay. Yeah. 940 01:12:51,539 --> 01:12:52,940 Well, thanks. Thanks. 941 01:12:53,774 --> 01:12:56,777 Hey, can you take a look at my newest list? 942 01:12:56,911 --> 01:12:58,346 I want to make sure it's relatable, 943 01:12:58,478 --> 01:13:00,114 and you're super good at that. 944 01:13:02,583 --> 01:13:04,151 Yeah, sure. 945 01:13:04,986 --> 01:13:07,121 Yeah, let's do it! Yeah. Thanks. Yeah. 946 01:13:08,623 --> 01:13:10,457 Should be in your inbox. 947 01:13:28,342 --> 01:13:30,011 Why, Norris? 948 01:13:30,811 --> 01:13:31,579 Uh... 949 01:13:31,712 --> 01:13:33,147 Do you not want to do it? 950 01:13:33,281 --> 01:13:34,815 Do I want to-- No, I don't want to do it. 951 01:13:34,949 --> 01:13:36,717 Why would you even send me that? 952 01:13:36,851 --> 01:13:38,586 I-- I just thought you could do it as a favor. 953 01:13:38,719 --> 01:13:41,555 As a fa-- Are you a fucking psycho? Is that the problem? 954 01:13:41,689 --> 01:13:43,524 What? No. Are you fucking sick? 955 01:13:43,658 --> 01:13:45,526 Adam, I'm sorry. What are you talk-- What's going on? 956 01:13:45,660 --> 01:13:47,528 What are you talking about? 957 01:13:49,163 --> 01:13:51,599 Norris just sent me the most fucked up thing I've ever seen. 958 01:13:51,732 --> 01:13:53,668 [Norris] No, I-- I didn't. 959 01:13:53,801 --> 01:13:56,203 Oh, my God. Are you all in on this? 960 01:13:56,337 --> 01:13:57,905 [Norris] Adam, what are you talking about? 961 01:13:58,039 --> 01:14:00,074 Is this some fucking joke? You think this is funny? 962 01:14:00,207 --> 01:14:02,410 Yeah, everybody watch the fucking show. Real funny, huh? 963 01:14:02,543 --> 01:14:06,647 Yeah, really funny. It's on every fucking screen. Are you fucking kidding me? 964 01:14:06,781 --> 01:14:08,616 Hey! Whoa! [Adam] You guys are so fucking... 965 01:14:08,749 --> 01:14:10,618 -Hey! -...fucked up! 966 01:14:10,751 --> 01:14:13,421 Yeah, film this. Fucking film this. Is that good content for you? 967 01:14:13,554 --> 01:14:16,023 Hey! Hey! What's going on? 968 01:14:16,157 --> 01:14:18,491 Look what the fuck they just sent me, Bryce! 969 01:14:18,626 --> 01:14:21,262 [Bryce] Huh? That is so fucked up. Look. 970 01:14:22,029 --> 01:14:23,764 Did it-- No, it didn't say that. 971 01:14:23,898 --> 01:14:25,333 -[Bryce] Okay. Hey. -They changed it! 972 01:14:25,465 --> 01:14:26,434 -They changed it. -It's okay. 973 01:14:26,567 --> 01:14:28,302 Come here. Come sit down. 974 01:14:28,436 --> 01:14:30,071 Sit down. Sit down. 975 01:14:30,204 --> 01:14:31,906 -It's all right, everyone. -It didn't say that. 976 01:14:32,039 --> 01:14:34,108 Go back to work. Stop filming. But good instincts. 977 01:14:34,241 --> 01:14:35,977 What the-- It didn't say that. Okay, hey. Hey. 978 01:14:36,110 --> 01:14:38,512 It didn't say that. Hey, listen, listen, listen. 979 01:14:38,646 --> 01:14:40,848 Why don't you take some time off? Yeah? 980 01:14:40,982 --> 01:14:43,250 Get your head right, all right? 981 01:14:43,384 --> 01:14:46,087 I'm very passionate about mental health. It's very important to me. 982 01:14:46,220 --> 01:14:48,789 So go home-- Take all the time you need, in fact. 983 01:14:48,923 --> 01:14:51,359 And if it's the end of the thread that's stressing you out, 984 01:14:51,491 --> 01:14:53,094 just know that we can absorb it. 985 01:14:53,227 --> 01:14:55,463 We can workshop it in-house, it's what we do. 986 01:14:55,596 --> 01:14:58,399 We're a family here at BuzzFeed, all right? We look out for each other. 987 01:14:58,532 --> 01:14:59,834 But you need-- 988 01:14:59,967 --> 01:15:01,869 You need to take it easy. 989 01:15:02,670 --> 01:15:03,904 You look like shit. 990 01:15:04,805 --> 01:15:06,974 All right, everyone, it's okay. 991 01:15:07,508 --> 01:15:08,509 That was fun. 992 01:15:09,477 --> 01:15:12,713 Right, it's okay, Norris. Why don't you take a break? 993 01:15:13,314 --> 01:15:14,615 All right. 994 01:15:45,246 --> 01:15:46,480 [cats meowing, yowling] 995 01:15:46,614 --> 01:15:47,982 Hey, babies. 996 01:15:49,183 --> 01:15:50,184 Come here. 997 01:15:54,155 --> 01:15:55,656 [cell phone buzzing] 998 01:15:58,859 --> 01:16:00,161 [notification chimes] 999 01:16:00,294 --> 01:16:01,228 [sighs] 1000 01:16:01,362 --> 01:16:02,596 What now? 1001 01:16:05,466 --> 01:16:07,601 [Adam's voice] You're a judgmental asshole, Kyle, 1002 01:16:07,735 --> 01:16:09,336 and I'm fucking sick of it. 1003 01:16:09,937 --> 01:16:11,439 Go fuck yourself, Kyle. 1004 01:16:12,173 --> 01:16:15,042 I didn't send these. Damn it. 1005 01:16:22,383 --> 01:16:23,818 [notifications chiming] 1006 01:16:38,365 --> 01:16:40,000 [banging on door] 1007 01:16:45,507 --> 01:16:46,941 [breathing heavily] 1008 01:16:48,609 --> 01:16:50,878 Fuck you! 1009 01:16:53,548 --> 01:16:54,915 [lock clicks] 1010 01:16:59,954 --> 01:17:01,722 I'm in control now. 1011 01:17:04,358 --> 01:17:05,659 I'm in control. 1012 01:17:08,329 --> 01:17:10,698 [cell phone ringing] 1013 01:17:15,604 --> 01:17:17,838 [ringing continues] 1014 01:17:20,241 --> 01:17:21,242 Fuck off. 1015 01:17:21,375 --> 01:17:23,310 I'm in control, I'm in control. 1016 01:17:23,878 --> 01:17:24,912 [cell phone ringing] 1017 01:17:25,045 --> 01:17:26,080 Stop. 1018 01:17:26,213 --> 01:17:27,549 [ringing continues] 1019 01:17:27,681 --> 01:17:29,083 Stop! 1020 01:17:30,151 --> 01:17:30,918 What? 1021 01:17:31,051 --> 01:17:32,820 I'm in control, David. 1022 01:17:34,655 --> 01:17:35,856 Oh, no. 1023 01:17:36,390 --> 01:17:39,059 No. Stop. David, stop. 1024 01:17:41,362 --> 01:17:43,063 [ringing continues] 1025 01:17:48,836 --> 01:17:50,070 No, I just saved. 1026 01:17:52,106 --> 01:17:54,108 David, what the fuck did you do? 1027 01:17:56,143 --> 01:17:57,978 That was three questions. 1028 01:17:58,112 --> 01:18:01,616 Oh, shit. That was a question. No, it was-- 1029 01:18:01,749 --> 01:18:03,184 [crying] 1030 01:18:14,929 --> 01:18:16,764 [video game sound effects] 1031 01:18:23,638 --> 01:18:25,005 What the fuck? 1032 01:18:36,551 --> 01:18:38,786 [distorted voice] I'm in control. 1033 01:18:44,959 --> 01:18:47,094 [echoing] No. No. 1034 01:18:47,228 --> 01:18:49,363 What's going on? No. No, no, no. 1035 01:18:50,264 --> 01:18:51,232 Oh, no. 1036 01:18:58,906 --> 01:19:00,609 What is happening? 1037 01:19:00,741 --> 01:19:02,943 No. Help! 1038 01:19:03,545 --> 01:19:06,146 Help me! No! 1039 01:19:09,618 --> 01:19:11,318 [distorted] Help me! 1040 01:19:24,365 --> 01:19:27,935 No, no! No! Stop! 1041 01:19:30,572 --> 01:19:32,507 [screaming] 1042 01:19:38,045 --> 01:19:40,948 Please help me! 1043 01:19:42,751 --> 01:19:44,151 No! 1044 01:19:50,791 --> 01:19:52,393 Die in a fire! 1045 01:19:52,926 --> 01:19:55,563 No! 1046 01:19:57,298 --> 01:19:58,465 [gasping] 1047 01:20:00,602 --> 01:20:01,835 [distorted whisper] Adam. 1048 01:20:13,947 --> 01:20:15,382 [David] I'm in control. 1049 01:20:21,989 --> 01:20:23,223 [computer notification] 1050 01:20:29,063 --> 01:20:32,199 I'm in control. 1051 01:20:35,903 --> 01:20:37,905 [Adam] You were an artist too? 1052 01:20:45,379 --> 01:20:47,682 You never ask about my day. 1053 01:20:47,816 --> 01:20:50,284 You never call me back. [Bryce] People don't like you. 1054 01:20:50,417 --> 01:20:52,019 All I wanted was to be your friend. 1055 01:20:52,152 --> 01:20:54,455 Your cartoons, they're empty. Like you. 1056 01:20:54,589 --> 01:20:56,524 You never say anything that's real. 1057 01:20:56,658 --> 01:20:59,360 I have a new list. "Top Ten Reasons Adam Ellis is a Dick." 1058 01:20:59,493 --> 01:21:01,061 You're only here to tick some boxes. 1059 01:21:01,195 --> 01:21:02,530 [David] You're selfish. 1060 01:21:02,664 --> 01:21:04,566 -[David] Self-obsessed. -You're a fucking-- 1061 01:21:04,699 --> 01:21:05,999 Asshole! 1062 01:21:06,133 --> 01:21:08,402 -And you never say I love you. -But I-- 1063 01:21:09,403 --> 01:21:11,472 Why are you saying this shit to me? 1064 01:21:24,519 --> 01:21:25,720 [cat meows] 1065 01:21:25,854 --> 01:21:27,354 [distorted] You know this, Adam. 1066 01:21:29,423 --> 01:21:32,159 Deep down, you know you're worthless. 1067 01:21:32,727 --> 01:21:34,995 Accept it, you're alone. 1068 01:21:36,363 --> 01:21:38,432 [whispering] You'll never be enough. 1069 01:21:39,066 --> 01:21:40,602 So give up. 1070 01:21:55,416 --> 01:21:57,284 [distorted roar] 1071 01:22:01,856 --> 01:22:04,592 He hasn't been answering his phone. Have you talked to him at all? 1072 01:22:04,726 --> 01:22:06,393 Holy shit! Adam! 1073 01:22:11,165 --> 01:22:12,600 -Adam! -[Evelyn] Open up! 1074 01:22:12,734 --> 01:22:15,002 -Are you in there? Ellis! -[Kyle] Can you hear me? 1075 01:22:15,135 --> 01:22:16,704 -[Evelyn] What the fuck-- -Adam! 1076 01:22:17,672 --> 01:22:19,641 What is this place? This is a nightmare. 1077 01:22:21,609 --> 01:22:23,645 [distorted growling] 1078 01:22:30,083 --> 01:22:31,519 [roaring] 1079 01:22:32,152 --> 01:22:33,253 [screaming] 1080 01:22:33,387 --> 01:22:34,689 I'm gonna call 9-1-1. 1081 01:22:36,624 --> 01:22:38,459 -Watch out, watch out! -[Evelyn] Ellis! 1082 01:22:40,461 --> 01:22:42,196 -Ellis, we're outside. -[Kyle] Can you hear me? 1083 01:22:42,329 --> 01:22:44,264 -I'm not alone. -[Evelyn] Hold on a second. 1084 01:22:44,998 --> 01:22:46,233 [Kyle] Hello? Adam! 1085 01:22:46,366 --> 01:22:48,001 I'm lonely sometimes, 1086 01:22:48,135 --> 01:22:49,571 but I'm not alone. 1087 01:22:50,738 --> 01:22:52,339 And I am enough. 1088 01:22:54,776 --> 01:22:55,710 I am enough. 1089 01:22:55,844 --> 01:22:57,377 [screaming] 1090 01:22:57,879 --> 01:22:58,746 I am enough. 1091 01:23:01,081 --> 01:23:02,750 And I'm waking the fuck up. 1092 01:23:02,884 --> 01:23:04,485 [screaming] 1093 01:23:07,187 --> 01:23:08,623 [Kyle coughing] 1094 01:23:08,756 --> 01:23:09,757 Adam! 1095 01:23:09,891 --> 01:23:11,693 [Evelyn screaming] 1096 01:23:12,192 --> 01:23:13,360 [Kyle] Adam! 1097 01:23:13,494 --> 01:23:14,529 [Evelyn] Ellis! 1098 01:23:14,963 --> 01:23:15,930 Ellis! 1099 01:23:16,063 --> 01:23:18,065 [Kyle] Adam, are you in there? 1100 01:23:19,634 --> 01:23:21,435 [choking, straining] 1101 01:23:21,569 --> 01:23:22,537 [roars] 1102 01:23:22,670 --> 01:23:23,972 [screams, grunts] 1103 01:23:24,104 --> 01:23:26,006 [Kyle] We're trying to help. 1104 01:23:26,139 --> 01:23:27,509 [Evelyn] Ellis! 1105 01:23:30,712 --> 01:23:32,346 [growling] 1106 01:23:35,315 --> 01:23:37,351 -[Evelyn] Ellis! -[Adam grunting] 1107 01:23:38,753 --> 01:23:40,522 [wheezing] 1108 01:23:51,064 --> 01:23:52,199 [David roars] 1109 01:23:53,033 --> 01:23:54,502 [panting] 1110 01:23:55,068 --> 01:23:55,837 [David growling] 1111 01:23:55,970 --> 01:23:57,672 [Adam grunting] 1112 01:24:00,173 --> 01:24:01,876 [David groaning] 1113 01:24:02,010 --> 01:24:03,210 [gurgling] 1114 01:24:03,611 --> 01:24:06,514 Die! Die! 1115 01:24:15,757 --> 01:24:17,124 [Evelyn] Ellis! 1116 01:24:17,257 --> 01:24:18,893 [smoke alarm beeping] 1117 01:24:19,027 --> 01:24:20,528 [Kyle] Adam! 1118 01:24:21,128 --> 01:24:22,462 [coughing] 1119 01:24:24,331 --> 01:24:26,199 Here! Come here! I've got you. 1120 01:24:26,333 --> 01:24:28,503 [Evelyn] Come on! [screams] 1121 01:24:47,321 --> 01:24:49,156 [sirens wailing] 1122 01:25:10,477 --> 01:25:12,446 [fireman] Stick up on the alpha side. 1123 01:25:17,117 --> 01:25:21,355 It's gonna be okay. It's gonna be okay. 1124 01:25:24,792 --> 01:25:25,827 [Adam] I love you. 1125 01:25:43,811 --> 01:25:44,912 Holy shit. 1126 01:25:47,314 --> 01:25:49,083 [cat meows] 1127 01:25:49,216 --> 01:25:50,918 -Hey, babies. Come here, come here. -Look who's here. 1128 01:25:51,986 --> 01:25:55,288 Come here. You made it. Come here. Come here, I got you. 1129 01:25:55,823 --> 01:25:57,592 I got you. Come here. 1130 01:25:58,258 --> 01:26:00,695 Hey. Here we go. 1131 01:26:01,261 --> 01:26:02,462 [kisses] 1132 01:26:07,001 --> 01:26:09,202 Oh. You found them. 1133 01:26:15,409 --> 01:26:18,245 I'm so sorry, Ellis. 1134 01:26:19,981 --> 01:26:21,716 For not believing you. 1135 01:26:21,849 --> 01:26:24,652 [Kyle] Yeah, you told us something was wrong, we should have listened. 1136 01:26:24,786 --> 01:26:25,820 [Evelyn] Yeah. 1137 01:26:26,587 --> 01:26:29,289 I pushed you guys away, it wasn't you. 1138 01:26:31,859 --> 01:26:33,427 But I'm here now. 1139 01:26:34,862 --> 01:26:36,363 I'm actually present. 1140 01:26:40,868 --> 01:26:42,235 I just... 1141 01:26:43,838 --> 01:26:46,674 need to work on letting you guys in more. 1142 01:26:51,979 --> 01:26:53,313 And I will. 1143 01:26:55,616 --> 01:26:56,718 I promise. 1144 01:27:14,936 --> 01:27:16,904 [streamer] And Adam Ellis's last tweet was, 1145 01:27:17,038 --> 01:27:20,875 "For everyone asking if I'm alive, I'm doing okay." 1146 01:27:21,008 --> 01:27:22,375 Peace sign emoji. 1147 01:27:23,410 --> 01:27:24,746 I don't know about you, 1148 01:27:24,879 --> 01:27:28,049 but I'm calling bullshit on this whole thing. 1149 01:27:28,182 --> 01:27:30,151 Now you tell me what's up. 1150 01:27:30,283 --> 01:27:31,919 [notifications chiming] 1151 01:27:35,056 --> 01:27:36,224 [cell phone chimes] 1152 01:27:36,356 --> 01:27:38,492 I see you, BeardedBoy233. 1153 01:27:38,626 --> 01:27:40,260 Thank you for the sub. 1154 01:27:43,396 --> 01:27:47,367 Ellis is a douchebag if he thinks that we're gonna play nice on the Internet 1155 01:27:47,502 --> 01:27:49,604 'cause of his little ghost story. 1156 01:27:51,172 --> 01:27:52,405 [sighs] 1157 01:27:52,940 --> 01:27:54,909 [laughing] 1158 01:27:57,044 --> 01:27:58,378 Screw you, bitch. 1159 01:27:58,513 --> 01:27:59,814 Don't come onto my stream 1160 01:27:59,947 --> 01:28:02,382 and try to silence my free speech. 1161 01:28:03,084 --> 01:28:04,519 Thank you. 1162 01:28:06,486 --> 01:28:08,455 Come on, which one of you cucks 1163 01:28:08,589 --> 01:28:11,491 made a dumbass Dear David account? 1164 01:28:15,696 --> 01:28:17,198 Okay, I'll play along. 1165 01:28:18,365 --> 01:28:22,904 -Dear David, why are you so fugly? -[typing] 1166 01:28:27,340 --> 01:28:28,743 All righty. 1167 01:28:28,876 --> 01:28:30,711 -Dear David... -[typing] 1168 01:28:30,845 --> 01:28:34,314 ...is it because your parents tried to cancel you? 1169 01:28:35,983 --> 01:28:37,384 I feel so bad. 1170 01:28:38,085 --> 01:28:39,120 [scoffs] 1171 01:28:39,854 --> 01:28:43,724 -Dear David, for real? -[typing] 1172 01:28:51,699 --> 01:28:52,733 See? 1173 01:28:54,367 --> 01:28:55,803 This is so dumb. 1174 01:28:56,469 --> 01:28:59,540 Way to go, guys. Frickin' brill-- 1175 01:29:07,849 --> 01:29:08,983 [thuds] 1176 01:29:13,353 --> 01:29:14,822 [thuds] 1177 01:29:14,956 --> 01:29:16,023 [screams] 1178 01:29:16,157 --> 01:29:17,091 [thuds] 1179 01:29:17,225 --> 01:29:18,593 [screaming continues] 1180 01:29:33,941 --> 01:29:34,976 [mouse clicks] 1181 01:29:39,180 --> 01:29:41,414 ["Three Time Looser" playing] 83539

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