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[sirens wailing in distance]
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[cashier] 20, 40, 60, 80...
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-I'm telling you, Linda.
-...100.
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It'll be all about the Internet,
this will pay off big time.
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[Linda] Uh-huh?
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[sighs] You know
how many people
are online?
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35,977,000.
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[sighs]
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I'm just saying that
people are gonna
go crazy over this.
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I mean, look at David.
He loves those computers.
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Where is he anyway?
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Where do you think?
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[Linda] In the basement again?
I'm getting worried about him.
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[computer beeping]
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[door creaks]
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[gasps]
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[Linda] Gosh.
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Sorry, I didn't mean
to frighten you.
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It's past your bedtime, okay?
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So say good-night
to your cyber friends
and you get to bed, okay?
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[notification dings]
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Why are you so mean?
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["Run Boy Run" playing]
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♪ I wonder if you knewToday would be the day ♪
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♪ That you would get the markAnd death would beginMaking his way ♪♪
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♪ HungryYellow eyes ♪♪
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♪ A rage full of focusUnwilling to compromise ♪♪
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♪ Did you make plans above? ♪♪
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♪ I say the beastShoots straightBaby, he got aim ♪♪
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♪ He got a lifetime of bulletsAnd he ain't playing ♪♪
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♪ You better knowWhere the heat atFollow that gun ♪♪
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♪ You better knowWhere the heat atRun, boy, run, boy, run ♪
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♪ Where the heat atRun, boy, run, boy, run ♪♪
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♪ Where the heat atRun, boy, run, boy, run ♪
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♪ Run, boy, run ♪
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♪ BabyRun, boy, run, baby ♪♪
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♪ Don't bother asking whyWhen every second counts ♪
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♪ If you don't swallowYour pride ♪♪
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♪ You'll be spitting up bloodBy the ounce ♪♪
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♪ MoveGet out the way ♪♪
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♪ Or this could beYour Sabbath day ♪♪
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♪ Don't slow down ♪
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♪ Don't let your feetTouch the ground ♪♪
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♪ Or you'll find yourselfSurrounded ♪
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♪ With no escape ♪♪
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♪ And nothingBut hell to pay ♪
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♪ I say the beastShoots straightBaby, he got aim ♪♪
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♪ He got a lifetime of bulletsAnd he ain't playing ♪♪
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♪ You better knowWhere the heat atFollow that gun ♪♪
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♪ You better knowWhere the heat atRun, boy, run ♪♪
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♪ I say the beastShoots straight ♪♪
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♪ Baby, he got aim ♪♪
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♪ He got a lifetime of bulletsAnd he ain't playing ♪♪
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♪ You better knowWhere the heat atFollow that gun ♪♪
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♪ You better knowwhere the heat at ♪♪
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♪ Run, boy, run, boy, run ♪♪
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[coworker 1]
Ellis, hands off the keyboard!
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Engaging with trolls
is like the worst possible use
of your energy.
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You're doing
your angry typing thing again.
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Okay. I'll just delete
his comment then.
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Oh, yeah,
I'm sure that's the last time
you'll hear about it.
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Oh, my God, so I should--
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-Ignore it!
-Ignore it!
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If you feed the trolls,
they will grow in power
and destroy you.
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[notification dings]
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-Okay. Have any of you
got this email?
-[coworker 1] What email?
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[coworker 2] No, what is it?
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Ah, cool,
it's one of those things where
if you look at it long enough,
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you'll see a picture. [chuckles]
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-[gasps]
-[coworkers giggle]
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[Ellis] Oh, my God.
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Were you filming that?
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That was trendworthy.
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[boss] Hey, BuzzFeeders!
Quick word.
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Uh, just read an article
about a young man
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who woke up after being
in a coma for 21 years.
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[employees murmur]
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Here's the uncool part,
I read it on Vice!
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[employee groans] Oh, dude.
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Come on!
Guys, we should be on that.
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This is our kind of shit!
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Uh, "27 Surprising Places
to Eat in New York City
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if You've Just Woken Up
From a Coma."
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[chuckles]
But better, obviously.
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Adam E.
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Just going over
your performance metrics
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and the general
audience sentiment
shows that your content is,
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well, for lack of better words,
relatable AF.
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Here's the less good part,
not as great,
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your reach is kind of lame.
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It's not a criticism,
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it's just something to consider.
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We'd like to get
those numbers up.
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For example, right now
your views are lagging
way behind Norris's lists.
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Yes!
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I knew my
"Top Ten Buffy Episodes
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and What Your Favorite
Says About You"
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would totally slay.
[chuckles]
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Get it, slay? Like--
you know,
like vampire slayer.
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Yes! I'm dead, I'm so dead.
It's sick, huh?
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-[both laughing]
-You've been sitting on
that one.
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Yeah, I have.
Yeah, I wanted to--
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I wanted to raise
the stakes up so,
just for--
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Oh, that's two!
For you. Yeah, boom.
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Very funny, Norris.
But you don't have
to celebrate it, okay?
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Take the compliment,
internalize it.
Absolutely.
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Feel good about it.
Yeah.
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But we don't want
to make people feel bad.
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Absolutely. Lock it up.
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[boss] You're behind
that pun machine.
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Way behind.
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I'd love to see some more
authentic original content
from you.
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-[Adam] Yeah.
-People really dig
when you reveal
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-the funny, painful truth
about stuff.
-Right.
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Yeah? So maybe try that, yeah?
Cool. Okay, Evelyn, great.
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He said the same thing
to Carmen two weeks ago.
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Carmen who got fired
a week ago?
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-Yeah.
-Yeah.
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But it's gonna be okay.
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"Try to make your comics
have more pain--
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but funny pain."
[chuckles]
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"But not so funny
they lose the pain."
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Oh, come on,
you can do that.
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"You make it relatable
and inclusive."
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Inclusive? AKA, gay.
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[chuckling] Gay.
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You were pretty restless
last night.
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Yeah?
Yeah.
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Adam, I can sleep back
at my own place.
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You know,
you can just tell me.
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No, it's not that.
Really, it's not that.
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I was thinking,
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I know that you and your mom
aren't close,
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but maybe it's time
I got to meet her.
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If-- If you want.
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I don't know.
I-- I, um...
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You don't want to
meet my mom.
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You think I'm crazy,
you ain't seen nothing.
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You know I love you, right?
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[teenager 1] I know
it's only been a few hours,
but I think I love you.
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[teenager 2 laughs]
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Oh, shit, he's responding.
"I think I love you too."
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Yo, he loves you,
he loves you!
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Wait, wait, wait, wait.
[clears throat]
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Do you wanna hold me?
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Ew.
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Do you wanna make out
with a 14-year-old boy?
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And we're blocked. Yes!
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Okay. Sports Chat?
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[teenager 1] This one.
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"Hi, I'm David.
Ask me anything."
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"Chat room rules. No bullying.
No bad language." What?
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Yeah, this guy's
asking for it.
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"Ask only two questions,
but never three."
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Dude, this is hilarious.
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All right.
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Dear David,
why are you
such a loser?
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"I think you'd both like me
if you gave me a chance."
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What-- Wait, how does he know
there's two of us?
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Chill out, man.
He's probably doing
exactly what we're doing.
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Tell me why a loser like you
shouldn't blow
your brains out.
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Dude, that's pretty dark.
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Come on, man.
No one takes
this shit serious.
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"So I'll live to see you die."
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Dear David--
Maybe let's not.
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He said not to ask
three questions.
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Maybe you shouldn't be
such a pussy.
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Whatever.
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How am I going to die?
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"Alone, afraid,
and wetting your bed."
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-What? Yo, that's--
-Dude.
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[electricity buzzing]
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Dude, let's just watch
Riverdale.
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-Are you bugging out
because of this creep?
-No.
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[coworker 3] Oh, my God.
And Beatrice?
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She just got fired as editor
of Teen Vogue Online.
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Now I'm fourth in line
to replace her.
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Oh! It's like Game of Thrones,
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but for a fashion-savvy
social warrior.
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Here's to that.
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And Adam, at least you'll have
plenty of introvert
work-from-home time
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once Kyle's gone.
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Yes. Wait, what?
What do you mean?
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[chuckles]
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I'm flying out
to Arkansas tonight.
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Your mom!
My mom's hysterectomy.
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I'm gonna help out until
my sisters can get there.
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Right. Sorry.
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Well, it might
do you some good.
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No distractions.
Except the Internet.
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-Another drink?
-[coworker 3] Yes, please.
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Hey, I am so sorry.
That was super messed up.
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I do remember, I promise.
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It's okay. All right?
I get it. All right?
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We both have a lot
going on right now.
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But this,
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we gotta maintain
a full signal between us
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or else the call gets dropped.
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I don't want that.
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Me neither.
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Okay.
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Yeah. I'm sorry.
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It's okay.
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-[high-pitched chiming]
-[inhales sharply]
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[breathing rapidly]
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[muffled scream]
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[choking]
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["Friending" playing]
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♪ You were talking about ♪
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♪ All the timeThat you've been spending ♪♪
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♪ Do youDo you have an idea ♪♪
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♪ All the timeThat you've been friending ♪♪
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♪ I think you've gotA good idea ♪♪
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♪ Of the timeYou've been wasting ♪♪
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♪ On and on and on ♪
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♪ And it goes onAnd on and on ♪♪
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♪ And you say that you know ♪
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♪ Every timeThat you've been trending ♪
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♪ And youAnd you say that you know ♪
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♪ Everyone who you've beenFriending ♪♪
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♪ But you'll never find out ♪
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♪ Everyone who you've beenOffending ♪♪
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♪ On and on and on ♪♪
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♪ And it goes on and on and onIt goes on and on ♪♪
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[sighs]
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[music ends]
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[groans]
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Ping!
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Fuckin' twat.
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[scoffs]
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Why don't you die in a fire?
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[meows]
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Don't judge me,
you're not my mom.
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Sometimes you gotta
troll the trolls.
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Internet...
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educate him.
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[notifications chiming]
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[chuckles]
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[chuckles]
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See?
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I'm relatable AF.
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[chuckles]
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[scoffs]
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[groans]
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[sighs]
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[purring]
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[chuckles]
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I love you too.
249
00:16:54,147 --> 00:16:56,016
[inhales deeply]
250
00:16:56,149 --> 00:16:58,151
[groans] Oh, my God.
251
00:16:59,419 --> 00:17:01,789
[sniffles] Are you hungry?
252
00:17:02,690 --> 00:17:04,024
[cell phone beeps]
253
00:17:04,659 --> 00:17:07,227
All right. Come on.
254
00:17:09,463 --> 00:17:12,399
[sighs] I should drink
and post more often.
255
00:17:17,839 --> 00:17:20,508
[creaking]
256
00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:37,725
[cat meows]
257
00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:48,703
[announcer] Please stand awayfrom the platform edge.
258
00:17:59,881 --> 00:18:01,616
[horn honking]
259
00:18:48,863 --> 00:18:49,897
[cell phone chimes]
260
00:18:51,331 --> 00:18:53,467
-[clattering]
-[gasps]
261
00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:08,850
[clanging]
262
00:19:11,019 --> 00:19:13,087
[loud clang]
263
00:19:13,253 --> 00:19:14,656
-[electricity buzzing]
-[gasps]
264
00:19:23,031 --> 00:19:24,532
[person shouting]
265
00:19:25,365 --> 00:19:26,534
[keys jangling]
266
00:19:26,668 --> 00:19:27,702
Shit.
267
00:19:34,042 --> 00:19:35,442
Thanks, man.
268
00:19:36,110 --> 00:19:37,779
[laughing]
269
00:19:39,179 --> 00:19:41,214
Baby steps. Baby steps.
270
00:19:53,761 --> 00:19:54,796
[light bulb blows]
271
00:19:57,364 --> 00:19:58,933
[neighbor moaning, panting]
272
00:19:59,067 --> 00:20:00,535
[Adam groans]
273
00:20:00,668 --> 00:20:02,335
[moaning continues loudly]
274
00:20:02,469 --> 00:20:04,404
[video game music playing]
275
00:20:11,012 --> 00:20:12,914
[video game chimes]
276
00:20:15,883 --> 00:20:17,719
[shooting on video game]
277
00:20:47,014 --> 00:20:49,249
[creaking]
278
00:21:03,097 --> 00:21:04,498
[groans]
279
00:21:34,796 --> 00:21:36,296
[gasps]
280
00:21:52,713 --> 00:21:54,447
[Adam] I really didn't
sleep well this weekend.
281
00:21:54,582 --> 00:21:56,217
[Evelyn]
Lonely without Kyle already?
282
00:21:56,349 --> 00:21:57,552
I had sleep paralysis.
283
00:21:57,685 --> 00:21:59,486
Hmm?
It's where you wake up,
284
00:21:59,620 --> 00:22:01,689
but you can't move,
but you can see.
285
00:22:01,823 --> 00:22:03,791
That's a real thing?
Mm-hmm.
286
00:22:03,925 --> 00:22:05,660
Yeah, I haven't had it
since my final year
of college.
287
00:22:05,793 --> 00:22:07,460
It's, like,
stress-related
or something,
288
00:22:07,595 --> 00:22:10,531
but they say
you can see things
because...
289
00:22:10,665 --> 00:22:12,099
your brain is
still dreaming.
290
00:22:12,233 --> 00:22:15,036
Mm-hmm.
But I've never had it
that bad before.
291
00:22:15,636 --> 00:22:17,138
I don't know, it--
292
00:22:18,072 --> 00:22:20,608
it just felt very real,
you know?
293
00:22:21,776 --> 00:22:24,245
Did you want me to come over
at night to protect you?
294
00:22:24,377 --> 00:22:25,646
[grunts]
295
00:22:26,247 --> 00:22:27,648
I think I'll be fine.
296
00:22:36,423 --> 00:22:38,659
[high-pitched chiming]
297
00:23:04,518 --> 00:23:06,921
[static buzzing]
298
00:23:21,468 --> 00:23:23,170
[buzzing stops]
299
00:23:24,071 --> 00:23:25,405
[person whispers] Adam!
300
00:23:30,111 --> 00:23:32,046
[muffled chattering]
301
00:23:38,753 --> 00:23:41,656
You've seen my son,
Dear David, haven't you?
302
00:23:42,623 --> 00:23:44,892
[electricity buzzing]
303
00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:47,795
Dear David.
304
00:23:49,363 --> 00:23:50,932
You saw him.
305
00:23:53,501 --> 00:23:54,869
What does he want?
306
00:23:57,204 --> 00:24:01,042
You can ask him,
but only two questions.
307
00:24:01,943 --> 00:24:02,977
Never three.
308
00:24:04,979 --> 00:24:06,013
Why?
309
00:24:07,048 --> 00:24:08,448
Ask him yourself.
310
00:24:35,376 --> 00:24:36,677
David?
311
00:24:52,226 --> 00:24:54,161
[muffled shouting]
312
00:24:54,295 --> 00:24:56,030
[panting]
313
00:25:08,943 --> 00:25:10,511
What are you doing tonight?
314
00:25:10,644 --> 00:25:12,380
[pop music playing]
315
00:25:12,513 --> 00:25:14,348
[Evelyn] This one
says the ghost of
a masturbating chimp
316
00:25:14,482 --> 00:25:18,019
roams the hallways
of their stately home.
[chuckles]
317
00:25:18,886 --> 00:25:21,589
There are actually
a lot of weirdos out there.
318
00:25:23,657 --> 00:25:26,293
Not you. You're under
a lot of pressure.
319
00:25:26,427 --> 00:25:27,528
Hmm.
320
00:25:27,661 --> 00:25:29,663
It's your turn.
Okay.
321
00:25:32,533 --> 00:25:34,702
I feel like this game is
trying to tell me something.
322
00:25:34,835 --> 00:25:36,070
What do you think?
323
00:25:37,238 --> 00:25:38,739
A hundred percent.
Hmm.
324
00:25:38,873 --> 00:25:40,641
That you're a total failure.
I'm a total failure.
325
00:25:40,775 --> 00:25:42,109
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, thought so.
326
00:25:42,243 --> 00:25:44,111
You should have let me
bring my Ouija board over.
327
00:25:44,245 --> 00:25:47,248
Then we'd really figure out
what's bothering you.
328
00:25:47,381 --> 00:25:50,151
I'm not trying to invite
more paranormal activity,
329
00:25:50,284 --> 00:25:51,419
thank you very much.
330
00:25:51,552 --> 00:25:52,887
[clattering]
331
00:25:54,955 --> 00:25:56,190
[chuckles]
332
00:25:58,692 --> 00:26:00,261
It's just the cats.
333
00:26:05,132 --> 00:26:06,333
Are you serious?
334
00:26:08,335 --> 00:26:11,639
-[chuckles] Ellis. Oh, my God.
-[cats meowing]
335
00:26:17,078 --> 00:26:18,746
-That's really weird.
-What is?
336
00:26:18,879 --> 00:26:20,581
They don't want me
to touch it.
337
00:26:20,714 --> 00:26:22,817
-[chuckles] Oh!
-No!
338
00:26:25,453 --> 00:26:26,954
[chuckling]
339
00:26:27,788 --> 00:26:29,957
It's just a camera.
340
00:26:31,625 --> 00:26:32,993
[sighs]
341
00:26:37,031 --> 00:26:40,835
It even takes photos
like a real camera.
342
00:26:40,968 --> 00:26:43,003
I should go
and get some work done.
343
00:26:46,207 --> 00:26:47,675
Get some sleep.
344
00:26:47,808 --> 00:26:50,845
Dream of hot men,
not dead boys.
345
00:26:53,914 --> 00:26:57,618
[door opens, shuts]
346
00:27:05,259 --> 00:27:06,961
[cell phone buzzing]
347
00:27:15,136 --> 00:27:16,770
[Kyle] Hey, you. How's it going?
348
00:27:16,904 --> 00:27:18,472
My mom's home, she's good.
349
00:27:18,573 --> 00:27:21,008
Although strugglingto go number two.
350
00:27:21,142 --> 00:27:22,810
We bought her all kindsof fiber supplements...
351
00:27:22,943 --> 00:27:24,411
[Adam] What the hell?
352
00:27:24,513 --> 00:27:25,813
...but we don't want her toburst her stitches.
353
00:27:25,913 --> 00:27:27,281
-[Adam] Ew. God.
-Love yo--
354
00:27:28,449 --> 00:27:29,884
Not now, Kyle.
355
00:27:46,467 --> 00:27:48,002
[rattling]
356
00:27:57,478 --> 00:27:59,146
[sighs]
357
00:28:15,530 --> 00:28:17,731
No. People will think I'm nuts.
358
00:28:18,832 --> 00:28:20,734
[sighs]
359
00:29:14,888 --> 00:29:17,124
[creaking]
360
00:29:22,062 --> 00:29:24,231
[high-pitched chiming]
361
00:29:33,508 --> 00:29:34,509
[gasps]
362
00:29:34,643 --> 00:29:37,378
[heartbeat thumping]
363
00:29:39,246 --> 00:29:40,981
[panting]
364
00:29:53,227 --> 00:29:56,930
Who are you?
365
00:30:01,670 --> 00:30:03,237
[whispering] Just a follower.
366
00:30:47,214 --> 00:30:48,415
[Adam] You guys moving out?
367
00:30:48,882 --> 00:30:50,351
Uh, sure are.
368
00:30:51,151 --> 00:30:52,787
Any particular reason?
369
00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:54,522
Like, uh, I don't know,
370
00:30:54,656 --> 00:30:57,958
bad dreams, or a creepy kid
in the corner of the room?
371
00:30:58,092 --> 00:31:00,327
Half a head? [chuckles]
372
00:31:01,028 --> 00:31:03,598
-Nah, bro.
-We're moving upstate.
373
00:31:03,732 --> 00:31:04,699
Oh.
374
00:31:04,833 --> 00:31:06,066
Good luck.
375
00:31:08,402 --> 00:31:09,436
[chuckling]
376
00:31:19,581 --> 00:31:22,216
And even if you are right
and it's all in my head
377
00:31:22,349 --> 00:31:23,785
and I'm just a crazy person,
378
00:31:23,917 --> 00:31:25,085
look how big
this apartment is.
379
00:31:25,219 --> 00:31:27,121
It's a win-win, baby!
380
00:31:27,254 --> 00:31:31,191
Hmm. I think they recommend
moving further
than just up the stairs.
381
00:31:32,226 --> 00:31:35,864
Oh, and, hey,
no more sex sounds
above you.
382
00:31:36,798 --> 00:31:38,767
Downstairs is available
if you want to hear mine.
383
00:31:38,899 --> 00:31:40,769
Ew, gross.
384
00:31:40,901 --> 00:31:42,069
That's homophobia.
385
00:31:42,202 --> 00:31:43,638
No, it's not!
386
00:31:44,071 --> 00:31:45,372
Oh, my God.
387
00:31:47,107 --> 00:31:48,777
What is this?
Oh, God.
388
00:31:48,909 --> 00:31:50,444
Is that you?
Mm-hmm.
389
00:31:50,578 --> 00:31:51,813
Ah!
390
00:31:51,945 --> 00:31:53,782
This is me and all
of my childhood friends.
391
00:31:53,914 --> 00:31:58,185
That's my best friend Link
and we're saving
the Princess Zelda.
392
00:31:58,318 --> 00:32:01,288
-Oh, my God,
you had an imaginary friend.
-Hmm.
393
00:32:01,422 --> 00:32:04,659
That's such
an only child thing.
Hmm. Yeah, I know.
394
00:32:04,793 --> 00:32:07,862
No wonder you looked
so lost and lonely
before I adopted you at work.
395
00:32:07,995 --> 00:32:09,296
Hmm.
396
00:32:17,906 --> 00:32:19,473
[cats meowing]
397
00:32:26,413 --> 00:32:28,482
[sighs]
398
00:32:31,553 --> 00:32:33,353
[meowing continues]
399
00:32:41,328 --> 00:32:44,498
Hey, babies.
What are you looking at?
400
00:32:44,632 --> 00:32:45,733
[growling]
401
00:32:45,867 --> 00:32:47,401
[camera clicks]
402
00:32:47,535 --> 00:32:49,637
What the hell
are you looking at?
403
00:33:07,421 --> 00:33:09,557
-[cats yowling]
-Shit.
404
00:33:10,290 --> 00:33:12,326
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
405
00:33:16,664 --> 00:33:17,732
[camera clicks]
406
00:33:22,537 --> 00:33:23,571
What?
407
00:33:24,404 --> 00:33:26,574
Are you fucking kidding me?
408
00:33:27,107 --> 00:33:28,510
Oh, come on.
409
00:34:06,681 --> 00:34:08,382
[whooshing]
410
00:34:11,686 --> 00:34:12,954
[panting]
411
00:34:13,086 --> 00:34:14,522
Yes, yes, yes.
412
00:34:15,957 --> 00:34:17,324
Call, call, call.
413
00:34:20,762 --> 00:34:24,331
Come on, come on.
Pick up, pick up, pick up.
414
00:34:24,999 --> 00:34:26,233
No.
415
00:34:28,703 --> 00:34:31,338
Just breathing.
Breathe, breathe, breathe.
416
00:34:32,139 --> 00:34:33,073
You're okay.
417
00:34:33,206 --> 00:34:34,742
[breathing heavily]
418
00:34:53,761 --> 00:34:55,730
[panting]
419
00:35:05,607 --> 00:35:07,909
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
420
00:35:08,042 --> 00:35:10,511
[boss] I don't like scary
things, really, but I was,
like, riveted by this.
421
00:35:10,645 --> 00:35:15,315
Oh! Speak of the devil!
Adam E! There he is.
422
00:35:15,449 --> 00:35:17,518
Why didn't you tell me
what you were working on?
423
00:35:17,952 --> 00:35:19,787
Uh...
424
00:35:19,921 --> 00:35:22,657
-Uh, what am I working on?
-All right, Mr. Modest.
425
00:35:22,790 --> 00:35:26,159
This Dear David story,
it's crazy good.
426
00:35:26,293 --> 00:35:28,696
It feels personal,
but, uh, digestible.
427
00:35:28,830 --> 00:35:31,099
It's fresh.
It's like a whole new format.
428
00:35:31,231 --> 00:35:35,268
I was telling these guys,
I was afraid to leave
my room last night.
429
00:35:36,004 --> 00:35:36,938
[chuckling]
430
00:35:37,071 --> 00:35:39,574
So, um, yeah, so that--
431
00:35:39,707 --> 00:35:42,476
so that story is--
is actually happening.
432
00:35:42,610 --> 00:35:44,478
It's totally happening.
433
00:35:44,612 --> 00:35:46,080
It's rad too. I like how
you're bringing that back.
434
00:35:46,213 --> 00:35:47,749
It's like
what we talked about.
435
00:35:47,882 --> 00:35:50,384
I'm not taking credit
for this, but I told you.
436
00:35:50,518 --> 00:35:51,886
It's not just about
the pep talk,
437
00:35:52,020 --> 00:35:53,888
you had to dig in and find it,
and you did.
438
00:35:54,022 --> 00:35:55,590
In fact,
I'm gonna spotlight it
on the home page,
439
00:35:55,723 --> 00:35:57,759
so I want you
to put something together.
440
00:35:57,892 --> 00:36:01,461
You know, liven it up
with some-- some GIFs
and memes and stuff.
441
00:36:01,596 --> 00:36:04,098
You're good at that.
Make it fun. Okay?
442
00:36:04,231 --> 00:36:05,800
-Norris, go ahead.
-Uh...
443
00:36:05,933 --> 00:36:08,970
"Top Ten Reasons Why Dawson
From Dawson's Creek
444
00:36:09,103 --> 00:36:10,838
is a Little Bitch Boy."
445
00:36:10,972 --> 00:36:13,206
-[boss] Ooh.
The word "bitch" might be--
-Too much, yeah.
446
00:36:23,718 --> 00:36:24,952
This feels wrong.
447
00:36:25,086 --> 00:36:26,788
It feels dirty or something.
I don't know.
448
00:36:28,355 --> 00:36:30,625
Not fun dirty,
bad dirty.
449
00:36:34,394 --> 00:36:36,496
Let them vote
on what you do next.
450
00:36:36,631 --> 00:36:38,766
That's a really good idea.
Mm-hmm.
451
00:36:42,036 --> 00:36:43,971
Number one, Ouija board?
452
00:36:44,872 --> 00:36:46,239
[Evelyn] Definitely.
453
00:36:46,373 --> 00:36:49,110
Number two, hire a medium?
I like that one.
454
00:36:49,242 --> 00:36:50,444
Mm-hmm.
I don't hate it.
455
00:36:50,578 --> 00:36:51,713
-[Evelyn] Mm-hmm.
-[Adam] Okay.
456
00:36:51,846 --> 00:36:53,081
[Evelyn]
It's a good number two.
457
00:36:53,213 --> 00:36:54,414
Three.
458
00:36:55,348 --> 00:36:58,086
Oh, my God.
You have to pick that one.
459
00:36:58,218 --> 00:36:59,520
For real?
Mm-hmm!
460
00:37:07,260 --> 00:37:09,262
I rid you of evil.
461
00:37:09,897 --> 00:37:11,532
I rid you of evil.
462
00:37:13,501 --> 00:37:15,737
I rid you of evil.
463
00:37:16,369 --> 00:37:18,740
I rid you of evil!
464
00:37:19,207 --> 00:37:20,575
[coughing]
465
00:37:21,008 --> 00:37:22,176
[chuckling]
466
00:37:22,309 --> 00:37:23,745
I don't remember
inviting you over.
467
00:37:23,878 --> 00:37:26,948
Please, I'm the least
of your uninvited problems.
468
00:37:27,081 --> 00:37:28,549
Ooh.
469
00:37:28,683 --> 00:37:31,418
Someone says that
I should get a sleep talk app
470
00:37:31,552 --> 00:37:33,821
to record
what happens at night.
471
00:37:33,955 --> 00:37:35,656
[Evelyn] I like it.
Hmm.
472
00:37:35,790 --> 00:37:37,592
I think
I might do that tonight.
473
00:37:37,725 --> 00:37:41,328
Maybe Dear David is like Link?
474
00:37:41,461 --> 00:37:43,564
Just another imaginary friend.
475
00:37:43,698 --> 00:37:45,332
He's not imaginary.
476
00:37:45,465 --> 00:37:47,735
Uh, what does Kyle think?
477
00:37:50,403 --> 00:37:51,739
I don't know.
478
00:37:53,141 --> 00:37:55,843
I haven't spoken to him
in a while,
he's MIA on this whole trip.
479
00:37:55,977 --> 00:37:57,344
I think he's mad at me.
480
00:37:58,045 --> 00:37:59,580
Why would he be mad at you?
481
00:38:01,249 --> 00:38:02,917
I haven't called him back.
482
00:38:08,890 --> 00:38:09,991
[groans]
483
00:38:11,458 --> 00:38:12,894
Okay, fine, if you must know,
484
00:38:13,027 --> 00:38:14,629
it's because he keeps
saying "I love you"
485
00:38:14,762 --> 00:38:16,063
and I don't know how
to respond to that.
486
00:38:16,197 --> 00:38:17,665
Okay? That's why.
487
00:38:17,799 --> 00:38:20,101
If you don't wanna listen
to Kyle and his feelings,
488
00:38:20,234 --> 00:38:23,771
then he's not gonna
be there for you
and your ghost problems.
489
00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:29,076
[yawns]
490
00:38:30,978 --> 00:38:32,412
[notifications chiming]
491
00:38:33,413 --> 00:38:34,649
[groans]
492
00:38:49,831 --> 00:38:50,865
[chuckles]
493
00:38:56,971 --> 00:38:58,005
[cat meows]
494
00:39:07,281 --> 00:39:08,716
[cat yowls]
495
00:39:17,992 --> 00:39:19,627
[voices whispering]
496
00:39:21,929 --> 00:39:23,564
[cat meows]
497
00:39:38,112 --> 00:39:39,146
[gasps]
498
00:39:39,280 --> 00:39:41,115
[choking]
499
00:40:03,604 --> 00:40:05,773
[distorted screaming]
500
00:40:05,907 --> 00:40:07,440
[gasping]
501
00:40:09,409 --> 00:40:10,678
[grunts]
502
00:40:13,114 --> 00:40:15,116
[breathing rapidly]
503
00:40:15,249 --> 00:40:18,886
What... do you...
504
00:40:20,588 --> 00:40:22,924
want from me?
505
00:40:23,057 --> 00:40:25,860
[rocking chair creaking]
506
00:40:33,634 --> 00:40:35,102
[choking]
507
00:40:35,236 --> 00:40:36,637
That's two!
508
00:40:36,771 --> 00:40:38,639
-[thuds]
-[gasps]
509
00:40:47,982 --> 00:40:49,083
[groans]
510
00:40:51,319 --> 00:40:52,553
[sighs]
511
00:41:03,631 --> 00:41:05,599
[gasping through speaker]
512
00:41:06,267 --> 00:41:08,069
[distorted speech]
513
00:41:10,705 --> 00:41:13,473
[panting, distorted speech]
514
00:41:16,277 --> 00:41:17,945
[Adam] What do you...
515
00:41:19,747 --> 00:41:21,415
want from me?
516
00:41:21,949 --> 00:41:23,684
[David] That's two!
517
00:41:34,395 --> 00:41:35,830
-[muffled thud]
-[gasps]
518
00:41:38,099 --> 00:41:40,034
What the hell is that?
519
00:41:50,578 --> 00:41:52,013
[stairs creaking]
520
00:41:54,715 --> 00:41:55,950
[muffled thud]
521
00:42:08,996 --> 00:42:10,031
[gasps]
522
00:42:17,538 --> 00:42:19,306
[door clicking]
523
00:42:32,386 --> 00:42:33,888
-[clattering]
-[gasps]
524
00:42:38,726 --> 00:42:40,761
-[creaking]
-[gasps]
525
00:42:57,578 --> 00:43:00,681
-[gasps]
-[Kyle] Adam, Adam.
It's me, it's me.
526
00:43:00,815 --> 00:43:02,850
-[Adam panting]
-[metal clattering]
527
00:43:03,552 --> 00:43:05,319
[Kyle]
What the hell is going on?
528
00:43:07,556 --> 00:43:08,889
It's me.
529
00:43:16,263 --> 00:43:19,667
[Adam] That's it.
That's everything, I hope.
530
00:43:20,901 --> 00:43:23,604
[Kyle] You know why
I love your comics so much?
531
00:43:24,138 --> 00:43:25,639
Why?
532
00:43:25,773 --> 00:43:28,709
It's the only way I feel like
I actually get to know you.
533
00:43:28,843 --> 00:43:30,711
My cartoons do
the talking for me,
534
00:43:30,845 --> 00:43:32,680
there's nothing
wrong with that.
535
00:43:32,813 --> 00:43:35,517
There is when you never
actually say
anything that's real.
536
00:43:35,649 --> 00:43:37,017
That is so unfair.
537
00:43:37,151 --> 00:43:38,786
Maybe you never listen
when I do,
538
00:43:38,919 --> 00:43:40,421
but I talk to you a lot.
539
00:43:41,055 --> 00:43:44,425
Sure, in sarcasm and memes.
540
00:43:44,559 --> 00:43:49,830
Which is cute until my friends
ask me if a ghost
is haunting me too,
541
00:43:49,964 --> 00:43:51,932
and I have no idea
what they're talking about
542
00:43:52,066 --> 00:43:54,802
until I see this shit online
like one of your...
543
00:43:54,935 --> 00:43:56,203
fucking followers.
544
00:43:56,337 --> 00:43:58,305
I tried calling,
you were blowing me off.
545
00:43:58,439 --> 00:44:00,474
I thought you were mad at me,
I was giving you space.
546
00:44:00,609 --> 00:44:03,010
I've been calling.
Texting.
547
00:44:03,677 --> 00:44:04,912
Look.
548
00:44:06,080 --> 00:44:10,117
You moved apartments
and didn't say
anything to me.
549
00:44:11,586 --> 00:44:13,654
And then Jaxon
sends me this.
550
00:44:14,855 --> 00:44:16,690
He found it last week.
551
00:44:16,824 --> 00:44:18,527
I'm not on Grindr.
552
00:44:18,659 --> 00:44:20,494
Someone is obviously
catfishing me.
553
00:44:20,629 --> 00:44:22,196
You can get that photo online.
554
00:44:25,567 --> 00:44:28,903
Look, I'm not on Grindr,
I deleted it
when we started dating.
555
00:44:33,841 --> 00:44:35,709
I didn't--
I didn't put that on there.
556
00:44:35,843 --> 00:44:36,944
I don't know how
that got there.
557
00:44:37,077 --> 00:44:39,780
I promise you,
I deleted it. I did.
558
00:44:40,414 --> 00:44:41,749
What the hell?
559
00:44:45,686 --> 00:44:47,421
Jesus Christ, Adam.
560
00:44:47,821 --> 00:44:49,524
Listen...
561
00:44:49,658 --> 00:44:53,694
I don't understand what you're
going through right now,
562
00:44:54,828 --> 00:44:57,198
but until you
sort yourself out...
563
00:44:58,567 --> 00:44:59,967
I need space.
564
00:45:02,136 --> 00:45:03,672
You're breaking up with me?
565
00:45:03,804 --> 00:45:05,406
How can I be with someone
566
00:45:05,540 --> 00:45:08,209
when I never know what's
really going on with them?
567
00:45:15,449 --> 00:45:17,718
["Your Ghost" playing]
568
00:45:22,223 --> 00:45:24,693
♪ I think last night ♪
569
00:45:24,825 --> 00:45:30,164
♪ You were driving circlesAround me ♪♪
570
00:45:32,066 --> 00:45:33,702
♪ I think last night ♪
571
00:45:34,768 --> 00:45:38,205
♪ You were driving circlesAround me ♪
572
00:45:38,339 --> 00:45:39,974
[cell phone ringing]
573
00:45:52,353 --> 00:45:56,457
♪ It's the blazeAcross my nightgown ♪
574
00:45:57,324 --> 00:45:58,459
[camera clicks]
575
00:45:58,593 --> 00:46:00,160
♪ It's the phone's ring ♪♪
576
00:46:08,168 --> 00:46:09,671
What's been going on
with Adam?
577
00:46:09,803 --> 00:46:11,238
Yeah, what's going on?
578
00:46:11,372 --> 00:46:12,741
I don't--
579
00:46:12,873 --> 00:46:14,576
-I don't know.
-[friend] It's weird, right?
580
00:46:14,709 --> 00:46:16,343
[Evelyn] Yeah, it is.
I really don't know.
581
00:46:16,477 --> 00:46:18,145
We're supposed
to be best friends, and--
582
00:46:18,279 --> 00:46:20,615
Honey, nobody cares
about ghosts.
583
00:46:20,749 --> 00:46:21,782
Ooh...
584
00:46:21,915 --> 00:46:23,551
[laughing]
585
00:46:25,252 --> 00:46:26,387
Really though.
586
00:46:26,521 --> 00:46:28,255
Kyle's been saying
the same thing.
587
00:46:28,389 --> 00:46:30,824
He said that Adam
didn't even ask
588
00:46:30,958 --> 00:46:32,293
about his mom's surgery,
589
00:46:32,426 --> 00:46:33,861
which is weird.
590
00:46:33,994 --> 00:46:35,496
It's just not really like him.
591
00:46:51,812 --> 00:46:54,381
[announcer] Please stand awayfrom the platform edge,
592
00:46:54,481 --> 00:46:57,418
especially when trains enterand leave the station.
593
00:47:07,261 --> 00:47:08,295
[clattering]
594
00:47:21,842 --> 00:47:23,477
[metal clanking]
595
00:47:38,693 --> 00:47:40,094
[train rumbling]
596
00:47:59,446 --> 00:48:00,481
[sighs]
597
00:48:23,270 --> 00:48:24,572
[person] Yes! Yes!
598
00:48:24,706 --> 00:48:27,341
[people grunting]
599
00:48:27,474 --> 00:48:28,510
[person groaning]
600
00:48:29,711 --> 00:48:31,546
[Adam] Shit, shit. Oh, my God.
601
00:48:31,679 --> 00:48:35,349
Whoa. No, no. No, no, no.
God. Stop, stop.
602
00:48:35,482 --> 00:48:37,151
-No, no, no.
- No, no, no.
603
00:48:37,251 --> 00:48:40,120
-[cell phone ringing]
- Oh, my God. Whoa.
604
00:48:41,989 --> 00:48:43,223
No.
605
00:48:44,057 --> 00:48:45,325
Oh, fuck it.
606
00:48:48,897 --> 00:48:50,565
[Adam] I'm not on Grindr.I deleted it.
607
00:48:50,665 --> 00:48:52,299
He's not imaginary.Oh, my God.
608
00:48:52,433 --> 00:48:54,368
Because he keeps saying"I love you."
609
00:48:55,269 --> 00:48:56,638
-[cell phone chimes]
-[gasps]
610
00:49:07,916 --> 00:49:09,349
[notifications chiming]
611
00:49:12,720 --> 00:49:14,054
What?
612
00:49:16,089 --> 00:49:17,592
[notifications continue]
613
00:50:02,737 --> 00:50:04,271
[thuds]
614
00:50:04,873 --> 00:50:06,473
[cat meowing]
615
00:50:08,576 --> 00:50:10,477
[cat yowls]
616
00:50:16,784 --> 00:50:18,520
[heart monitor beeping]
617
00:50:51,853 --> 00:50:53,755
[breathing shakily]
618
00:51:00,962 --> 00:51:02,797
-[static buzzes]
-[modem dialing]
619
00:51:29,657 --> 00:51:31,124
[breathing shakily]
620
00:51:31,258 --> 00:51:33,360
[mouse clicking]
621
00:51:37,932 --> 00:51:39,266
[socket disconnecting]
622
00:51:41,234 --> 00:51:44,772
I've told you to go to bed
three times and I find you
looking at this?
623
00:51:44,906 --> 00:51:47,575
What's wrong with you, David?
624
00:51:47,709 --> 00:51:49,677
Why are you looking
at this filth?
625
00:51:51,012 --> 00:51:52,412
Answer me!
626
00:51:53,246 --> 00:51:54,682
What's wrong with you?
627
00:51:57,852 --> 00:51:59,286
[choking]
628
00:52:02,590 --> 00:52:03,758
[gurgling]
629
00:52:05,693 --> 00:52:06,794
[gasps]
630
00:52:07,662 --> 00:52:08,796
[Linda] David?
631
00:52:09,496 --> 00:52:12,634
Oh, my God! Please stop.
632
00:52:12,767 --> 00:52:14,134
Please stop.
633
00:52:14,267 --> 00:52:15,703
[Linda screaming]
634
00:52:17,337 --> 00:52:18,873
[Adam whimpering]
635
00:52:27,682 --> 00:52:29,216
[screaming]
636
00:52:36,223 --> 00:52:37,592
[gurgling]
637
00:52:41,062 --> 00:52:42,295
[grunts]
638
00:52:44,264 --> 00:52:45,767
[panting]
639
00:53:36,617 --> 00:53:39,821
You owe me big time
for covering for you
at work yesterday.
640
00:53:39,954 --> 00:53:41,421
[notifications chiming]
641
00:53:41,556 --> 00:53:43,791
You know it's not
all about your followers?
642
00:53:45,325 --> 00:53:46,761
Hello?
643
00:53:47,662 --> 00:53:50,665
Is everything okay?
Do you know how to find out
644
00:53:50,798 --> 00:53:52,934
-who this handle belongs to?
-[Evelyn sighs]
645
00:53:53,067 --> 00:53:55,536
You really think a weird account
is haunting your apartment?
646
00:53:55,670 --> 00:53:57,805
I woke up hanging out of
the fucking window last night.
647
00:53:57,939 --> 00:53:59,006
It's not a joke.
648
00:54:00,407 --> 00:54:02,242
Are you serious?
649
00:54:02,375 --> 00:54:05,012
You didn't put that
in your thread.
'Cause it's too insane.
650
00:54:05,847 --> 00:54:07,481
Maybe you should
see a doctor or something,
651
00:54:07,615 --> 00:54:09,984
do a sleep study before
you really hurt yourself.
652
00:54:11,085 --> 00:54:12,754
I'm fine, I just...
653
00:54:13,621 --> 00:54:15,322
need to find out
who this is.
654
00:54:16,356 --> 00:54:17,992
Ask Kyle,
he did all those exposés.
655
00:54:18,926 --> 00:54:20,494
He broke up with me.
656
00:54:21,394 --> 00:54:22,329
[knock on window]
657
00:54:22,462 --> 00:54:24,932
Adam Ellis! My office!
658
00:54:25,967 --> 00:54:27,001
Now!
659
00:54:27,668 --> 00:54:28,870
Fuck.
660
00:54:30,838 --> 00:54:31,773
Wish me luck.
661
00:54:31,906 --> 00:54:32,940
Wh--
662
00:54:38,445 --> 00:54:40,548
This is crazy, Adam.
663
00:54:40,681 --> 00:54:41,849
Um...
664
00:54:41,983 --> 00:54:43,985
Yeah. No, that's--
Yeah, no, it's all--
665
00:54:44,118 --> 00:54:46,087
It's true,
it's all happening.
I got the LA office calling
666
00:54:46,220 --> 00:54:49,524
and asking what's happening
and I don't know
what to tell them.
667
00:54:49,657 --> 00:54:51,125
Which they don't like,
of course.
668
00:54:51,259 --> 00:54:54,796
And I don't like it,
so tell me. How does this end?
669
00:54:56,564 --> 00:54:57,865
I don't-- I don't know.
670
00:54:57,999 --> 00:54:59,534
The reason I'm asking...
Yeah, no--
671
00:54:59,667 --> 00:55:01,401
...because you're being
weirdly coy,
672
00:55:01,536 --> 00:55:04,505
um, is because I'm thinking
about taking this thing
much bigger.
673
00:55:04,639 --> 00:55:06,541
I mean, not that
it's not right now, but--
674
00:55:06,674 --> 00:55:10,377
I'm thinking
we take it multimedia,
not just one quadrant.
675
00:55:10,511 --> 00:55:12,613
I think we go four quadrants
on this thing, you know?
676
00:55:12,747 --> 00:55:14,549
And we take it to the mat.
677
00:55:14,682 --> 00:55:17,018
We could really make this,
like, a thing. You know?
678
00:55:17,151 --> 00:55:20,121
This could be-- I mean,
I'm not diminishing--
It already is big.
679
00:55:20,254 --> 00:55:23,524
But I'm talking, like--
I mean, like, worldwide.
680
00:55:23,658 --> 00:55:25,159
[boss's voice fades]
681
00:55:25,293 --> 00:55:27,327
[Adam breathing shakily]
682
00:55:31,265 --> 00:55:32,600
What's going on?
683
00:55:33,400 --> 00:55:34,836
Is everything okay?
684
00:55:35,937 --> 00:55:36,971
What happened?
685
00:55:37,839 --> 00:55:39,472
Pics or it didn't happen.
686
00:55:43,410 --> 00:55:44,779
Ellis, wh--
687
00:56:00,460 --> 00:56:02,630
Come on, pick up.
688
00:56:02,730 --> 00:56:04,464
[Kyle] I said I needed space.
689
00:56:04,599 --> 00:56:08,368
I know, I'm sorry.
I just need help, Kyle.
690
00:56:10,437 --> 00:56:12,073
Yeah, I'm aware.
691
00:56:17,044 --> 00:56:19,412
This is me trying
to say something...
692
00:56:20,248 --> 00:56:21,481
real.
693
00:56:23,217 --> 00:56:24,719
Is this you hearing me?
694
00:56:26,721 --> 00:56:28,723
What do you need?
695
00:56:28,856 --> 00:56:31,559
I really need to find out
what's behind
this anonymous user handle.
696
00:56:31,659 --> 00:56:33,861
That's not what I meant, Adam.
697
00:56:33,961 --> 00:56:36,697
And it's not an easy ask,all sorts of privacy issues.
698
00:56:36,831 --> 00:56:37,999
Please?
699
00:56:38,132 --> 00:56:40,167
Whatever it is
is trying to kill me.
700
00:56:40,301 --> 00:56:41,802
The ghost?
701
00:56:42,603 --> 00:56:45,006
[sighs]
Adam, I'm worried about you.
702
00:56:45,139 --> 00:56:47,108
Maybe you should talkto someone.
703
00:56:48,376 --> 00:56:49,977
I'm talking to you.
704
00:56:53,080 --> 00:56:54,048
Please, Kyle.
705
00:56:54,481 --> 00:56:55,883
[Kyle sighs]
706
00:56:56,384 --> 00:56:57,818
Text me the handle.
707
00:56:59,520 --> 00:57:00,788
Thanks.
708
00:57:13,267 --> 00:57:16,469
You said that the spirit
harmed you, like, physically?
709
00:57:16,604 --> 00:57:18,906
Yeah, um, look at, uh--
710
00:57:22,209 --> 00:57:24,211
Yeah, it hurt, and, um...
711
00:57:24,779 --> 00:57:26,280
it gave me a nosebleed.
712
00:57:26,414 --> 00:57:30,551
There's a strange energy
coming from this corner here.
713
00:57:30,685 --> 00:57:32,053
It's really unusual.
714
00:57:32,186 --> 00:57:33,654
[Adam] Yeah, so that's
where I first saw him.
715
00:57:33,788 --> 00:57:36,290
I was getting sleep paralysis,
716
00:57:36,424 --> 00:57:38,826
and I wake up and I see him,
717
00:57:38,960 --> 00:57:41,829
but I see him
in real life now as well.
718
00:57:41,963 --> 00:57:46,167
Starting in your dreams
doesn't mean that's actually
where it started, yeah?
719
00:57:46,300 --> 00:57:47,335
Okay.
720
00:57:47,467 --> 00:57:49,370
-This area...
-Right?
721
00:57:49,503 --> 00:57:52,406
...harbors an awful lot
of negativity.
722
00:57:52,540 --> 00:57:54,942
Yes. Yeah,
it's the Internet.
723
00:57:58,045 --> 00:58:03,017
Some... ghosts, if that's
the word you choose to use...
724
00:58:03,150 --> 00:58:04,185
Right.
725
00:58:04,318 --> 00:58:07,121
...can tap into your thoughts.
726
00:58:08,022 --> 00:58:11,559
Did you do something
to invite it into your life?
727
00:58:12,526 --> 00:58:14,528
[cell phone ringing]
728
00:58:15,763 --> 00:58:17,665
[Adam]
This number keeps calling me.
729
00:58:17,798 --> 00:58:20,434
I thought it was a prank
at first too, but it's--
I don't think it is.
730
00:58:20,568 --> 00:58:22,036
And I think it's--
I think it's connected
731
00:58:22,169 --> 00:58:24,405
because
whenever I pick it up--
732
00:58:24,538 --> 00:58:26,040
I'm not-- I'm not crazy.
733
00:58:26,173 --> 00:58:28,476
I know how this sounds.
I'm not.
734
00:58:28,609 --> 00:58:32,146
Is that the primary device
you use to document
your experiences?
735
00:58:32,279 --> 00:58:33,214
Um...
736
00:58:33,347 --> 00:58:34,582
yeah.
737
00:58:35,316 --> 00:58:36,751
Is that bad?
738
00:58:36,884 --> 00:58:39,854
I don't know,
if I'm being perfectly honest.
739
00:58:39,987 --> 00:58:42,757
What I do know
is that whatever it is,
740
00:58:42,890 --> 00:58:44,792
is not connected
to this space,
741
00:58:44,925 --> 00:58:47,028
it's connected to you.
742
00:58:47,161 --> 00:58:48,496
To me?
743
00:58:49,296 --> 00:58:51,499
So what does that mean?
What do I do?
744
00:58:51,632 --> 00:58:54,201
You gotta figure out
who and what it really is
and what it really wants.
745
00:58:54,335 --> 00:58:56,070
It's a child ghost
called David,
746
00:58:56,203 --> 00:58:58,806
and I'm pretty sure it wants
to kill me. I told you that.
747
00:58:58,939 --> 00:59:00,841
Yes,
that's what he told you
748
00:59:00,975 --> 00:59:03,210
in your paralysis-induced
dreams.
749
00:59:03,344 --> 00:59:04,912
Exactly.
750
00:59:05,046 --> 00:59:07,281
Spirits don't always appear
as they actually are.
751
00:59:07,415 --> 00:59:09,283
They're gonna show you
what they want you to see
752
00:59:09,417 --> 00:59:11,652
and they are gonna tell you
what they want you to hear,
753
00:59:11,786 --> 00:59:14,722
and the truth is often
far more complicated.
754
00:59:35,076 --> 00:59:36,243
[paper rustling]
755
01:00:22,490 --> 01:00:24,291
[person] Thanks forjoining me, Mr. Ellis.
756
01:00:24,425 --> 01:00:27,261
I know the note thing
is a bit odd
and a bit old-fashioned,
757
01:00:27,394 --> 01:00:29,063
but I have my own reasons.
758
01:00:29,196 --> 01:00:32,766
My name is Phyllis Crainey.
I'm an Internet sleuth.
759
01:00:33,602 --> 01:00:34,802
Okay.
760
01:00:34,935 --> 01:00:36,637
I have a keen interest
in the paranormal.
761
01:00:36,770 --> 01:00:40,575
Sorry, does that mean
you investigate
Internet ghosts?
762
01:00:40,708 --> 01:00:42,544
It's not as uncommon
as you think.
763
01:00:42,676 --> 01:00:44,178
-I keep--
-[server] Here you go.
764
01:00:46,147 --> 01:00:49,150
I keep having
these nightmares.
765
01:00:49,283 --> 01:00:52,753
There's a boy with a--
with a caved in head.
766
01:00:52,887 --> 01:00:54,523
And there's a woman,
767
01:00:54,655 --> 01:00:57,091
she has, like,
long straggly hair,
it's like--
768
01:00:57,224 --> 01:00:58,259
Loopy Linda.
769
01:00:59,528 --> 01:01:01,695
Loopy Linda?
Linda Johnson.
770
01:01:01,829 --> 01:01:04,965
I always assumed
she was mentally ill.
771
01:01:05,099 --> 01:01:07,602
That was until
I read your articles.
772
01:01:07,735 --> 01:01:10,738
Linda is what you would call
"Internet famous,"
773
01:01:10,871 --> 01:01:13,007
especially on the Deep Web.
774
01:01:13,140 --> 01:01:15,342
It started off with these
message board users
775
01:01:15,476 --> 01:01:18,979
sharing interviews
of a psychiatric patient
called Linda
776
01:01:19,113 --> 01:01:22,183
saying and doing
all kinds of crazy stuff.
777
01:01:22,316 --> 01:01:23,918
Like-- Like what?
778
01:01:24,051 --> 01:01:27,988
[Phyllis] She'd be drawing
a boy with a crushed head,
779
01:01:28,122 --> 01:01:29,924
saying things like,
"I fought the devil."
780
01:01:30,559 --> 01:01:32,059
"Don't ask three."
781
01:01:32,193 --> 01:01:35,062
A tape of her suicide
even made it on there.
782
01:01:35,196 --> 01:01:37,898
Suicide?
Why would anyone
post that?
783
01:01:38,032 --> 01:01:41,368
It's the Internet.
It's anonymous, and that...
784
01:01:42,169 --> 01:01:44,438
can bring out the worst
in some people.
785
01:01:45,940 --> 01:01:48,209
How many questions
have you asked him?
786
01:01:49,644 --> 01:01:51,245
Two.
787
01:01:51,378 --> 01:01:54,181
The three questions
are a basic incantation.
788
01:01:55,082 --> 01:01:57,785
You've invited this
"Dear David" into your life.
789
01:01:59,887 --> 01:02:01,222
What do I do?
790
01:02:01,355 --> 01:02:03,625
[Phyllis]
Search for "Loopy Linda."
791
01:02:03,724 --> 01:02:05,560
That's where you'll findyour answers.
792
01:02:05,660 --> 01:02:07,328
[person] Linda?
793
01:02:08,563 --> 01:02:10,197
It's Dr. Landers.
794
01:02:13,100 --> 01:02:15,236
Are you stillhaving trouble sleeping?
795
01:02:16,403 --> 01:02:18,506
[Linda]
It comes in the darkness.
796
01:02:19,641 --> 01:02:25,346
It feeds on our fears,anxiety and suffering.
797
01:02:27,147 --> 01:02:28,816
I can hear it in my sleep.
798
01:02:29,618 --> 01:02:32,621
-[sobbing]
-[Dr. Landers] Linda. Linda.
799
01:02:32,721 --> 01:02:35,923
Your delusions are somethingthat your mind has made up
800
01:02:36,023 --> 01:02:38,859
to help you copewith the trauma.
801
01:02:38,993 --> 01:02:42,997
You need to accept realityif you want to get better.
802
01:02:43,097 --> 01:02:44,431
You murdered your husband.
803
01:02:44,532 --> 01:02:46,333
[crying]
No, I didn't. I didn't.
804
01:02:46,467 --> 01:02:48,936
And you inflicted severehead trauma upon your son.
805
01:02:49,069 --> 01:02:50,605
He's not my son.
806
01:02:50,705 --> 01:02:53,742
He is your son,and you put himin a coma
807
01:02:53,874 --> 01:02:56,110
from whichhe might never wake up.
808
01:02:56,243 --> 01:02:59,046
Good.Don't let it ever wake up,
809
01:02:59,146 --> 01:03:00,515
because it's coming for me.
810
01:03:00,649 --> 01:03:01,949
I know it's coming for me.
811
01:03:02,082 --> 01:03:04,084
But I am not gonna let it,because you know why?
812
01:03:04,218 --> 01:03:07,955
I fought the devil.I fought the fucking devil.
813
01:03:08,055 --> 01:03:09,990
I fought the dev--
814
01:03:11,992 --> 01:03:14,696
Go back. Go back, go back.
815
01:03:14,828 --> 01:03:16,564
He's not my son.
816
01:03:16,698 --> 01:03:19,400
[Dr. Landers] He is your son,and you put him in a coma
817
01:03:19,501 --> 01:03:22,002
from whichhe might never wake up.
818
01:03:22,803 --> 01:03:24,204
...put him in a coma
819
01:03:24,338 --> 01:03:26,473
from whichhe might never wake up.
820
01:03:28,108 --> 01:03:32,846
David Johnson coma.
821
01:03:32,980 --> 01:03:35,583
Coma, coma, coma.
David Johnson. Davi--
822
01:03:35,717 --> 01:03:37,451
Oh, my God. No way.
823
01:03:38,520 --> 01:03:42,990
"David Johnson has awoken
after 21 long years in a coma.
824
01:03:43,891 --> 01:03:48,395
Doctors at
NewYork-Presbyterian
Hospital say
825
01:03:48,530 --> 01:03:50,799
he is still yet to speak,
but is recovering well,
826
01:03:50,931 --> 01:03:54,268
and was only ten
when his mother
went inexplicably insane,
827
01:03:54,401 --> 01:03:56,571
killing her husband before...
828
01:03:58,339 --> 01:04:01,108
going on
to crush David's skull...
829
01:04:02,142 --> 01:04:04,144
with a computer monitor."
830
01:04:11,686 --> 01:04:13,120
[notifications chiming]
831
01:04:15,657 --> 01:04:16,890
[receptionist] Sir?
832
01:04:18,125 --> 01:04:19,828
Sir, can I help you
with something?
833
01:04:19,960 --> 01:04:21,995
Oh, yeah, um...
834
01:04:24,566 --> 01:04:27,836
I'm looking for a patient,
David Johnson.
835
01:04:27,968 --> 01:04:29,903
He was admitted in 1996.
836
01:04:30,037 --> 01:04:32,039
Severe head trauma.
837
01:04:33,775 --> 01:04:36,644
That's weird,
there's not much here.
838
01:04:36,778 --> 01:04:39,514
There might be
some hard copy files
out back,
839
01:04:39,647 --> 01:04:43,718
but unless you're family,
I can't give you
his medical records.
840
01:04:43,852 --> 01:04:45,319
His family are all dead.
841
01:04:45,452 --> 01:04:48,523
My condolences,
but I still
can't release these.
842
01:04:48,656 --> 01:04:49,890
They're too fresh.
843
01:04:51,024 --> 01:04:52,627
Too fresh?
What does that mean?
844
01:04:52,761 --> 01:04:54,662
Well, he died
a few days ago.
845
01:04:58,932 --> 01:05:01,536
[heart monitor beeping]
846
01:05:01,669 --> 01:05:05,105
[receptionist]
Sir, what is your relationship
to the deceased?
847
01:05:11,979 --> 01:05:13,313
I'm...
848
01:05:15,182 --> 01:05:18,820
being haunted by
the ghost of his child self.
849
01:05:18,952 --> 01:05:23,056
Okay, so the department
you really need to go see
is psychiatric,
850
01:05:23,190 --> 01:05:25,860
and you need to go
to another location
for those services,
851
01:05:25,993 --> 01:05:29,129
so let me find someone
that can help you
with that.
852
01:05:38,138 --> 01:05:39,774
[person] Security to reception.
853
01:05:39,908 --> 01:05:41,041
[electronic lock beeps]
854
01:05:41,175 --> 01:05:42,710
Security to reception.
855
01:05:47,515 --> 01:05:48,550
Okay.
856
01:05:49,483 --> 01:05:51,553
[whispering]
Records, records, records.
857
01:05:52,352 --> 01:05:55,055
Johnson. Year, '96.
858
01:05:57,725 --> 01:05:59,226
David Johnson.
859
01:06:05,867 --> 01:06:08,068
[person] Security to reception.
860
01:06:09,838 --> 01:06:11,539
[Adam] Dr. Landers.
861
01:06:15,877 --> 01:06:19,747
Okay, Dr. Landers, let's hope
you have some answers for me.
862
01:06:37,532 --> 01:06:39,601
-Dr. Landers?
-[door creaking]
863
01:06:46,908 --> 01:06:48,275
Dr. Landers?
864
01:07:04,659 --> 01:07:06,293
What?
865
01:07:11,699 --> 01:07:14,401
Oh, my God. What the fuck?
866
01:07:15,035 --> 01:07:16,270
[camera clicks]
867
01:07:26,948 --> 01:07:28,716
[creaking]
868
01:07:36,958 --> 01:07:38,793
[creaking continues]
869
01:07:39,761 --> 01:07:41,328
Dr. Landers?
870
01:07:54,174 --> 01:07:55,409
[gasps]
871
01:07:56,376 --> 01:07:57,411
Oh.
872
01:07:58,178 --> 01:07:59,814
[creaking]
873
01:08:08,723 --> 01:08:09,857
[voice] Get out!
874
01:08:09,991 --> 01:08:11,626
[Adam panting]
875
01:08:20,835 --> 01:08:22,604
[operator]
9-1-1, what's your emergency?
876
01:08:22,737 --> 01:08:24,606
[Adam]
I need to report a dead body.
877
01:08:37,018 --> 01:08:39,887
Hey, what happened to youand your sisters, anyway?
878
01:08:40,487 --> 01:08:41,889
You were all so close...
879
01:08:42,023 --> 01:08:45,727
All right, you little shit.
Let's dance.
880
01:08:45,827 --> 01:08:47,595
[actor 1 on TV] I keep hopingyou'll change your mind.
881
01:08:47,695 --> 01:08:50,230
[actor 2] Can we please justtalk about something else?
882
01:08:50,364 --> 01:08:52,432
I just want you to knowI'm here for you.
883
01:08:57,038 --> 01:08:58,673
[shouting on TV]
884
01:08:58,773 --> 01:09:01,241
-Andy, please help me.
-[Andy] I've tried to help you.
885
01:09:02,442 --> 01:09:04,579
You didn't want my help,remember?
886
01:09:04,679 --> 01:09:07,015
Do you know how many timesI tried to get youto tell me the truth?
887
01:09:07,115 --> 01:09:08,883
I practically begged you.
888
01:09:11,586 --> 01:09:12,687
But no.
889
01:09:13,453 --> 01:09:15,489
You decidedto protect your girlfriends.
890
01:09:16,323 --> 01:09:18,325
I loved you so much.
891
01:09:19,459 --> 01:09:21,395
[TV static buzzing]
892
01:09:23,965 --> 01:09:26,199
[rocking chair creaking]
893
01:09:30,872 --> 01:09:32,640
[whimpering]
894
01:09:38,178 --> 01:09:40,948
Fuck you.
895
01:09:41,783 --> 01:09:43,918
[creaking continues]
896
01:09:51,592 --> 01:09:52,627
[whimpers]
897
01:09:59,100 --> 01:10:00,735
[crying]
898
01:10:04,806 --> 01:10:07,307
Hey, Aurora.
899
01:10:08,710 --> 01:10:11,211
Call Evelyn.
900
01:10:11,344 --> 01:10:13,614
[Aurora]
Sorry, can you repeat that?
901
01:10:13,748 --> 01:10:18,218
Call... Evelyn.
902
01:10:19,921 --> 01:10:22,757
[Aurora] I'm sorry,can you repeat that?
903
01:10:25,827 --> 01:10:28,495
Call-- Call Kyle.
904
01:10:29,296 --> 01:10:31,065
[Aurora] Calling Kyle.
905
01:10:31,199 --> 01:10:32,834
[line ringing]
906
01:10:38,106 --> 01:10:40,307
Hi, it's Kyle.I'd love to talk,
907
01:10:40,440 --> 01:10:41,809
but I can't right now.
908
01:10:41,943 --> 01:10:43,745
Please leave a messageafter the tone
909
01:10:43,878 --> 01:10:46,313
and I'll getback to you soon. Take care--
910
01:10:54,088 --> 01:10:55,322
[inhales sharply]
911
01:10:56,356 --> 01:10:57,859
Oh, my God.
912
01:10:59,359 --> 01:11:00,695
[sniffling]
913
01:11:03,698 --> 01:11:05,933
[whimpering on recording]
914
01:11:14,876 --> 01:11:16,276
Hey.
915
01:11:18,478 --> 01:11:20,748
Can I talk to you
about something?
916
01:11:20,882 --> 01:11:22,049
Are you kidding?
917
01:11:23,383 --> 01:11:25,153
Are you mad at me?
918
01:11:25,285 --> 01:11:27,088
Does it matter?
919
01:11:27,221 --> 01:11:29,590
You're Internet famous
and I'm just a wannabe,
right?
920
01:11:29,724 --> 01:11:32,459
I can pick up your slack
at work but you can't pick up
your phone when I text.
921
01:11:32,593 --> 01:11:35,428
You're not the only one
who hates being ignored.
922
01:11:37,665 --> 01:11:39,934
I don't know
what you're talking about.
923
01:11:41,035 --> 01:11:42,335
I really don't.
924
01:11:42,469 --> 01:11:44,005
Those DMs last night?
925
01:11:44,906 --> 01:11:46,607
Eat shit.
926
01:11:52,246 --> 01:11:53,781
What?
927
01:11:53,915 --> 01:11:56,050
I didn't write these.
I didn't write these.
928
01:11:57,952 --> 01:11:59,587
[cell phone buzzing]
929
01:12:06,326 --> 01:12:08,629
Hey.
930
01:12:08,729 --> 01:12:10,832
[Kyle] So it turns outmy contact didn't haveto break any privacy rules
931
01:12:10,965 --> 01:12:12,934
regardingthe @(D)___David handle.
932
01:12:15,870 --> 01:12:16,904
Oh.
933
01:12:18,405 --> 01:12:20,775
That's good. Why?
934
01:12:21,242 --> 01:12:22,743
It doesn't exist.
935
01:12:26,280 --> 01:12:29,050
But it do-- I mean,
I'm looking at it right now.
936
01:12:30,852 --> 01:12:31,986
Adam.
937
01:12:33,955 --> 01:12:35,523
Yeah, I'm here.
938
01:12:36,991 --> 01:12:39,492
I think it's timeyou let this go.
939
01:12:46,067 --> 01:12:48,102
Okay. Yeah.
940
01:12:51,539 --> 01:12:52,940
Well, thanks. Thanks.
941
01:12:53,774 --> 01:12:56,777
Hey, can you take a look
at my newest list?
942
01:12:56,911 --> 01:12:58,346
I want to make sure
it's relatable,
943
01:12:58,478 --> 01:13:00,114
and you're
super good at that.
944
01:13:02,583 --> 01:13:04,151
Yeah, sure.
945
01:13:04,986 --> 01:13:07,121
Yeah, let's do it! Yeah.
Thanks. Yeah.
946
01:13:08,623 --> 01:13:10,457
Should be in your inbox.
947
01:13:28,342 --> 01:13:30,011
Why, Norris?
948
01:13:30,811 --> 01:13:31,579
Uh...
949
01:13:31,712 --> 01:13:33,147
Do you not want to do it?
950
01:13:33,281 --> 01:13:34,815
Do I want to--
No, I don't want to do it.
951
01:13:34,949 --> 01:13:36,717
Why would you
even send me that?
952
01:13:36,851 --> 01:13:38,586
I-- I just thought
you could do it
as a favor.
953
01:13:38,719 --> 01:13:41,555
As a fa--
Are you a fucking psycho?
Is that the problem?
954
01:13:41,689 --> 01:13:43,524
What? No.
Are you fucking sick?
955
01:13:43,658 --> 01:13:45,526
Adam, I'm sorry.
What are you talk--
What's going on?
956
01:13:45,660 --> 01:13:47,528
What are you talking about?
957
01:13:49,163 --> 01:13:51,599
Norris just sent me
the most fucked up thing
I've ever seen.
958
01:13:51,732 --> 01:13:53,668
[Norris] No, I--
I didn't.
959
01:13:53,801 --> 01:13:56,203
Oh, my God.
Are you all in on this?
960
01:13:56,337 --> 01:13:57,905
[Norris] Adam,
what are you talking about?
961
01:13:58,039 --> 01:14:00,074
Is this some fucking joke?
You think this is funny?
962
01:14:00,207 --> 01:14:02,410
Yeah, everybody
watch the fucking show.
Real funny, huh?
963
01:14:02,543 --> 01:14:06,647
Yeah, really funny.
It's on every fucking screen.
Are you fucking kidding me?
964
01:14:06,781 --> 01:14:08,616
Hey! Whoa!
[Adam]
You guys are so fucking...
965
01:14:08,749 --> 01:14:10,618
-Hey!
-...fucked up!
966
01:14:10,751 --> 01:14:13,421
Yeah, film this.
Fucking film this.
Is that good content for you?
967
01:14:13,554 --> 01:14:16,023
Hey! Hey! What's going on?
968
01:14:16,157 --> 01:14:18,491
Look what the fuck
they just sent me, Bryce!
969
01:14:18,626 --> 01:14:21,262
[Bryce] Huh?
That is so fucked up. Look.
970
01:14:22,029 --> 01:14:23,764
Did it--
No, it didn't say that.
971
01:14:23,898 --> 01:14:25,333
-[Bryce] Okay. Hey.
-They changed it!
972
01:14:25,465 --> 01:14:26,434
-They changed it.
-It's okay.
973
01:14:26,567 --> 01:14:28,302
Come here. Come sit down.
974
01:14:28,436 --> 01:14:30,071
Sit down. Sit down.
975
01:14:30,204 --> 01:14:31,906
-It's all right, everyone.
-It didn't say that.
976
01:14:32,039 --> 01:14:34,108
Go back to work. Stop filming.
But good instincts.
977
01:14:34,241 --> 01:14:35,977
What the--
It didn't say that.
Okay, hey. Hey.
978
01:14:36,110 --> 01:14:38,512
It didn't say that.
Hey, listen, listen, listen.
979
01:14:38,646 --> 01:14:40,848
Why don't you take
some time off? Yeah?
980
01:14:40,982 --> 01:14:43,250
Get your head right,
all right?
981
01:14:43,384 --> 01:14:46,087
I'm very passionate
about mental health.
It's very important to me.
982
01:14:46,220 --> 01:14:48,789
So go home--
Take all the time
you need, in fact.
983
01:14:48,923 --> 01:14:51,359
And if it's the end
of the thread
that's stressing you out,
984
01:14:51,491 --> 01:14:53,094
just know
that we can absorb it.
985
01:14:53,227 --> 01:14:55,463
We can workshop it in-house,
it's what we do.
986
01:14:55,596 --> 01:14:58,399
We're a family here
at BuzzFeed, all right?
We look out for each other.
987
01:14:58,532 --> 01:14:59,834
But you need--
988
01:14:59,967 --> 01:15:01,869
You need to take it easy.
989
01:15:02,670 --> 01:15:03,904
You look like shit.
990
01:15:04,805 --> 01:15:06,974
All right, everyone,
it's okay.
991
01:15:07,508 --> 01:15:08,509
That was fun.
992
01:15:09,477 --> 01:15:12,713
Right, it's okay, Norris.
Why don't you take a break?
993
01:15:13,314 --> 01:15:14,615
All right.
994
01:15:45,246 --> 01:15:46,480
[cats meowing, yowling]
995
01:15:46,614 --> 01:15:47,982
Hey, babies.
996
01:15:49,183 --> 01:15:50,184
Come here.
997
01:15:54,155 --> 01:15:55,656
[cell phone buzzing]
998
01:15:58,859 --> 01:16:00,161
[notification chimes]
999
01:16:00,294 --> 01:16:01,228
[sighs]
1000
01:16:01,362 --> 01:16:02,596
What now?
1001
01:16:05,466 --> 01:16:07,601
[Adam's voice]
You're a judgmentalasshole, Kyle,
1002
01:16:07,735 --> 01:16:09,336
and I'm fucking sick of it.
1003
01:16:09,937 --> 01:16:11,439
Go fuck yourself, Kyle.
1004
01:16:12,173 --> 01:16:15,042
I didn't send these. Damn it.
1005
01:16:22,383 --> 01:16:23,818
[notifications chiming]
1006
01:16:38,365 --> 01:16:40,000
[banging on door]
1007
01:16:45,507 --> 01:16:46,941
[breathing heavily]
1008
01:16:48,609 --> 01:16:50,878
Fuck you!
1009
01:16:53,548 --> 01:16:54,915
[lock clicks]
1010
01:16:59,954 --> 01:17:01,722
I'm in control now.
1011
01:17:04,358 --> 01:17:05,659
I'm in control.
1012
01:17:08,329 --> 01:17:10,698
[cell phone ringing]
1013
01:17:15,604 --> 01:17:17,838
[ringing continues]
1014
01:17:20,241 --> 01:17:21,242
Fuck off.
1015
01:17:21,375 --> 01:17:23,310
I'm in control,
I'm in control.
1016
01:17:23,878 --> 01:17:24,912
[cell phone ringing]
1017
01:17:25,045 --> 01:17:26,080
Stop.
1018
01:17:26,213 --> 01:17:27,549
[ringing continues]
1019
01:17:27,681 --> 01:17:29,083
Stop!
1020
01:17:30,151 --> 01:17:30,918
What?
1021
01:17:31,051 --> 01:17:32,820
I'm in control, David.
1022
01:17:34,655 --> 01:17:35,856
Oh, no.
1023
01:17:36,390 --> 01:17:39,059
No. Stop. David, stop.
1024
01:17:41,362 --> 01:17:43,063
[ringing continues]
1025
01:17:48,836 --> 01:17:50,070
No, I just saved.
1026
01:17:52,106 --> 01:17:54,108
David,
what the fuck did you do?
1027
01:17:56,143 --> 01:17:57,978
That was three questions.
1028
01:17:58,112 --> 01:18:01,616
Oh, shit.
That was a question.
No, it was--
1029
01:18:01,749 --> 01:18:03,184
[crying]
1030
01:18:14,929 --> 01:18:16,764
[video game sound effects]
1031
01:18:23,638 --> 01:18:25,005
What the fuck?
1032
01:18:36,551 --> 01:18:38,786
[distorted voice]
I'm in control.
1033
01:18:44,959 --> 01:18:47,094
[echoing] No. No.
1034
01:18:47,228 --> 01:18:49,363
What's going on?
No. No, no, no.
1035
01:18:50,264 --> 01:18:51,232
Oh, no.
1036
01:18:58,906 --> 01:19:00,609
What is happening?
1037
01:19:00,741 --> 01:19:02,943
No. Help!
1038
01:19:03,545 --> 01:19:06,146
Help me! No!
1039
01:19:09,618 --> 01:19:11,318
[distorted] Help me!
1040
01:19:24,365 --> 01:19:27,935
No, no! No! Stop!
1041
01:19:30,572 --> 01:19:32,507
[screaming]
1042
01:19:38,045 --> 01:19:40,948
Please help me!
1043
01:19:42,751 --> 01:19:44,151
No!
1044
01:19:50,791 --> 01:19:52,393
Die in a fire!
1045
01:19:52,926 --> 01:19:55,563
No!
1046
01:19:57,298 --> 01:19:58,465
[gasping]
1047
01:20:00,602 --> 01:20:01,835
[distorted whisper] Adam.
1048
01:20:13,947 --> 01:20:15,382
[David] I'm in control.
1049
01:20:21,989 --> 01:20:23,223
[computer notification]
1050
01:20:29,063 --> 01:20:32,199
I'm in control.
1051
01:20:35,903 --> 01:20:37,905
[Adam] You were an artist too?
1052
01:20:45,379 --> 01:20:47,682
You never ask
about my day.
1053
01:20:47,816 --> 01:20:50,284
You never call me back.
[Bryce]
People don't like you.
1054
01:20:50,417 --> 01:20:52,019
All I wanted
was to be your friend.
1055
01:20:52,152 --> 01:20:54,455
Your cartoons, they're empty.
Like you.
1056
01:20:54,589 --> 01:20:56,524
You never say anything
that's real.
1057
01:20:56,658 --> 01:20:59,360
I have a new list.
"Top Ten Reasons
Adam Ellis is a Dick."
1058
01:20:59,493 --> 01:21:01,061
You're only here
to tick some boxes.
1059
01:21:01,195 --> 01:21:02,530
[David] You're selfish.
1060
01:21:02,664 --> 01:21:04,566
-[David] Self-obsessed.
-You're a fucking--
1061
01:21:04,699 --> 01:21:05,999
Asshole!
1062
01:21:06,133 --> 01:21:08,402
-And you never say I love you.
-But I--
1063
01:21:09,403 --> 01:21:11,472
Why are you saying
this shit to me?
1064
01:21:24,519 --> 01:21:25,720
[cat meows]
1065
01:21:25,854 --> 01:21:27,354
[distorted]
You know this, Adam.
1066
01:21:29,423 --> 01:21:32,159
Deep down,
you know you're worthless.
1067
01:21:32,727 --> 01:21:34,995
Accept it, you're alone.
1068
01:21:36,363 --> 01:21:38,432
[whispering]
You'll never be enough.
1069
01:21:39,066 --> 01:21:40,602
So give up.
1070
01:21:55,416 --> 01:21:57,284
[distorted roar]
1071
01:22:01,856 --> 01:22:04,592
He hasn't been
answering his phone.
Have you talked to him at all?
1072
01:22:04,726 --> 01:22:06,393
Holy shit! Adam!
1073
01:22:11,165 --> 01:22:12,600
-Adam!
-[Evelyn] Open up!
1074
01:22:12,734 --> 01:22:15,002
-Are you in there? Ellis!
-[Kyle] Can you hear me?
1075
01:22:15,135 --> 01:22:16,704
-[Evelyn] What the fuck--
-Adam!
1076
01:22:17,672 --> 01:22:19,641
What is this place?
This is a nightmare.
1077
01:22:21,609 --> 01:22:23,645
[distorted growling]
1078
01:22:30,083 --> 01:22:31,519
[roaring]
1079
01:22:32,152 --> 01:22:33,253
[screaming]
1080
01:22:33,387 --> 01:22:34,689
I'm gonna call 9-1-1.
1081
01:22:36,624 --> 01:22:38,459
-Watch out, watch out!
-[Evelyn] Ellis!
1082
01:22:40,461 --> 01:22:42,196
-Ellis, we're outside.
-[Kyle] Can you hear me?
1083
01:22:42,329 --> 01:22:44,264
-I'm not alone.
-[Evelyn] Hold on a second.
1084
01:22:44,998 --> 01:22:46,233
[Kyle] Hello? Adam!
1085
01:22:46,366 --> 01:22:48,001
I'm lonely sometimes,
1086
01:22:48,135 --> 01:22:49,571
but I'm not alone.
1087
01:22:50,738 --> 01:22:52,339
And I am enough.
1088
01:22:54,776 --> 01:22:55,710
I am enough.
1089
01:22:55,844 --> 01:22:57,377
[screaming]
1090
01:22:57,879 --> 01:22:58,746
I am enough.
1091
01:23:01,081 --> 01:23:02,750
And I'm waking the fuck up.
1092
01:23:02,884 --> 01:23:04,485
[screaming]
1093
01:23:07,187 --> 01:23:08,623
[Kyle coughing]
1094
01:23:08,756 --> 01:23:09,757
Adam!
1095
01:23:09,891 --> 01:23:11,693
[Evelyn screaming]
1096
01:23:12,192 --> 01:23:13,360
[Kyle] Adam!
1097
01:23:13,494 --> 01:23:14,529
[Evelyn] Ellis!
1098
01:23:14,963 --> 01:23:15,930
Ellis!
1099
01:23:16,063 --> 01:23:18,065
[Kyle] Adam, are you in there?
1100
01:23:19,634 --> 01:23:21,435
[choking, straining]
1101
01:23:21,569 --> 01:23:22,537
[roars]
1102
01:23:22,670 --> 01:23:23,972
[screams, grunts]
1103
01:23:24,104 --> 01:23:26,006
[Kyle] We're trying to help.
1104
01:23:26,139 --> 01:23:27,509
[Evelyn] Ellis!
1105
01:23:30,712 --> 01:23:32,346
[growling]
1106
01:23:35,315 --> 01:23:37,351
-[Evelyn] Ellis!
-[Adam grunting]
1107
01:23:38,753 --> 01:23:40,522
[wheezing]
1108
01:23:51,064 --> 01:23:52,199
[David roars]
1109
01:23:53,033 --> 01:23:54,502
[panting]
1110
01:23:55,068 --> 01:23:55,837
[David growling]
1111
01:23:55,970 --> 01:23:57,672
[Adam grunting]
1112
01:24:00,173 --> 01:24:01,876
[David groaning]
1113
01:24:02,010 --> 01:24:03,210
[gurgling]
1114
01:24:03,611 --> 01:24:06,514
Die! Die!
1115
01:24:15,757 --> 01:24:17,124
[Evelyn] Ellis!
1116
01:24:17,257 --> 01:24:18,893
[smoke alarm beeping]
1117
01:24:19,027 --> 01:24:20,528
[Kyle] Adam!
1118
01:24:21,128 --> 01:24:22,462
[coughing]
1119
01:24:24,331 --> 01:24:26,199
Here! Come here! I've got you.
1120
01:24:26,333 --> 01:24:28,503
[Evelyn] Come on! [screams]
1121
01:24:47,321 --> 01:24:49,156
[sirens wailing]
1122
01:25:10,477 --> 01:25:12,446
[fireman]
Stick up on the alpha side.
1123
01:25:17,117 --> 01:25:21,355
It's gonna be okay.
It's gonna be okay.
1124
01:25:24,792 --> 01:25:25,827
[Adam] I love you.
1125
01:25:43,811 --> 01:25:44,912
Holy shit.
1126
01:25:47,314 --> 01:25:49,083
[cat meows]
1127
01:25:49,216 --> 01:25:50,918
-Hey, babies.
Come here, come here.
-Look who's here.
1128
01:25:51,986 --> 01:25:55,288
Come here. You made it.
Come here.
Come here, I got you.
1129
01:25:55,823 --> 01:25:57,592
I got you. Come here.
1130
01:25:58,258 --> 01:26:00,695
Hey. Here we go.
1131
01:26:01,261 --> 01:26:02,462
[kisses]
1132
01:26:07,001 --> 01:26:09,202
Oh. You found them.
1133
01:26:15,409 --> 01:26:18,245
I'm so sorry, Ellis.
1134
01:26:19,981 --> 01:26:21,716
For not believing you.
1135
01:26:21,849 --> 01:26:24,652
[Kyle] Yeah, you told us
something was wrong,
we should have listened.
1136
01:26:24,786 --> 01:26:25,820
[Evelyn] Yeah.
1137
01:26:26,587 --> 01:26:29,289
I pushed you guys away,
it wasn't you.
1138
01:26:31,859 --> 01:26:33,427
But I'm here now.
1139
01:26:34,862 --> 01:26:36,363
I'm actually present.
1140
01:26:40,868 --> 01:26:42,235
I just...
1141
01:26:43,838 --> 01:26:46,674
need to work on letting
you guys in more.
1142
01:26:51,979 --> 01:26:53,313
And I will.
1143
01:26:55,616 --> 01:26:56,718
I promise.
1144
01:27:14,936 --> 01:27:16,904
[streamer] And Adam Ellis's
last tweet was,
1145
01:27:17,038 --> 01:27:20,875
"For everyone asking
if I'm alive, I'm doing okay."
1146
01:27:21,008 --> 01:27:22,375
Peace sign emoji.
1147
01:27:23,410 --> 01:27:24,746
I don't know about you,
1148
01:27:24,879 --> 01:27:28,049
but I'm calling bullshit
on this whole thing.
1149
01:27:28,182 --> 01:27:30,151
Now you tell me what's up.
1150
01:27:30,283 --> 01:27:31,919
[notifications chiming]
1151
01:27:35,056 --> 01:27:36,224
[cell phone chimes]
1152
01:27:36,356 --> 01:27:38,492
I see you, BeardedBoy233.
1153
01:27:38,626 --> 01:27:40,260
Thank you for the sub.
1154
01:27:43,396 --> 01:27:47,367
Ellis is a douchebag
if he thinks that we're gonna
play nice on the Internet
1155
01:27:47,502 --> 01:27:49,604
'cause of
his little ghost story.
1156
01:27:51,172 --> 01:27:52,405
[sighs]
1157
01:27:52,940 --> 01:27:54,909
[laughing]
1158
01:27:57,044 --> 01:27:58,378
Screw you, bitch.
1159
01:27:58,513 --> 01:27:59,814
Don't come onto my stream
1160
01:27:59,947 --> 01:28:02,382
and try to silence
my free speech.
1161
01:28:03,084 --> 01:28:04,519
Thank you.
1162
01:28:06,486 --> 01:28:08,455
Come on,
which one of you cucks
1163
01:28:08,589 --> 01:28:11,491
made a dumbass
Dear David account?
1164
01:28:15,696 --> 01:28:17,198
Okay, I'll play along.
1165
01:28:18,365 --> 01:28:22,904
-Dear David,
why are you so fugly?
-[typing]
1166
01:28:27,340 --> 01:28:28,743
All righty.
1167
01:28:28,876 --> 01:28:30,711
-Dear David...
-[typing]
1168
01:28:30,845 --> 01:28:34,314
...is it because your parents
tried to cancel you?
1169
01:28:35,983 --> 01:28:37,384
I feel so bad.
1170
01:28:38,085 --> 01:28:39,120
[scoffs]
1171
01:28:39,854 --> 01:28:43,724
-Dear David, for real?
-[typing]
1172
01:28:51,699 --> 01:28:52,733
See?
1173
01:28:54,367 --> 01:28:55,803
This is so dumb.
1174
01:28:56,469 --> 01:28:59,540
Way to go, guys.
Frickin' brill--
1175
01:29:07,849 --> 01:29:08,983
[thuds]
1176
01:29:13,353 --> 01:29:14,822
[thuds]
1177
01:29:14,956 --> 01:29:16,023
[screams]
1178
01:29:16,157 --> 01:29:17,091
[thuds]
1179
01:29:17,225 --> 01:29:18,593
[screaming continues]
1180
01:29:33,941 --> 01:29:34,976
[mouse clicks]
1181
01:29:39,180 --> 01:29:41,414
["Three Time Looser" playing]
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