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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:09,671 --> 00:02:17,171 Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory - Family 1971 English 2 00:02:24,895 --> 00:02:26,385 [BELL RINGING] 3 00:02:31,652 --> 00:02:33,689 [CHATTERING] 4 00:02:55,092 --> 00:02:57,959 All right, all right, what's it going to be? 5 00:02:58,178 --> 00:03:00,590 A Triple Cream Cup for Christopher. 6 00:03:00,764 --> 00:03:03,256 A Squelchy Snorter for Otis. 7 00:03:03,433 --> 00:03:06,642 A Sizzler for June Marie. And listen! 8 00:03:06,853 --> 00:03:09,140 - Wonka's got a new one today. - [ALL] What is it? 9 00:03:09,356 --> 00:03:11,768 This one's a Scrumpdiddleumptious Bar. 10 00:03:12,693 --> 00:03:14,980 Scrumpdiddleumptious Bar? How does he do it? 11 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:17,812 - Do you ask a fish how it swims? - No. 12 00:03:17,989 --> 00:03:19,605 - Or a bird how it flies? - No. 13 00:03:19,783 --> 00:03:20,818 No, you don't. 14 00:03:21,034 --> 00:03:22,775 They were born to do it. 15 00:03:22,953 --> 00:03:25,991 Just like Willy Wonka was born to be a candy man... 16 00:03:26,164 --> 00:03:28,622 and you were born to be a Wonkerer. 17 00:03:29,126 --> 00:03:32,164 [SINGING] Who can take the sunrise 18 00:03:32,379 --> 00:03:35,041 Sprinkle it with dew 19 00:03:36,049 --> 00:03:39,633 Cover it in chocolate And a miracle or two 20 00:03:39,803 --> 00:03:41,464 The Candy Man! 21 00:03:42,889 --> 00:03:44,800 The Candy Man can 22 00:03:46,393 --> 00:03:49,306 The Candy Man can 'Cause he mixes it with love 23 00:03:49,479 --> 00:03:51,891 And makes the world taste good 24 00:03:53,483 --> 00:03:56,692 Who can take a rainbow 25 00:03:56,903 --> 00:03:58,814 Wrap it in a sigh 26 00:04:00,323 --> 00:04:03,987 Soak it in the sun And make the strawberry-lemon pie 27 00:04:04,161 --> 00:04:05,492 [CHILDREN] The Candy Man? 28 00:04:05,662 --> 00:04:07,323 The Candy Man! 29 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:10,080 The Candy Man can! 30 00:04:10,917 --> 00:04:13,784 [SINGING] The Candy Man can 'Cause he mixes it with love 31 00:04:14,004 --> 00:04:16,837 - And makes the world taste good - [ALL] Me! Me! 32 00:04:18,008 --> 00:04:19,498 Willy Wonka makes 33 00:04:19,676 --> 00:04:21,212 Everything he bakes 34 00:04:21,428 --> 00:04:24,841 Satisfying and delicious 35 00:04:25,015 --> 00:04:27,882 Talk about your childhood wishes 36 00:04:28,101 --> 00:04:30,513 You can even eat the dishes 37 00:04:42,199 --> 00:04:44,236 Who can take tomorrow 38 00:04:44,451 --> 00:04:46,613 Dip it in a dream 39 00:04:47,204 --> 00:04:50,447 Separate the sorrow And collect up all the cream 40 00:04:50,707 --> 00:04:53,745 - The Candy Man - [ALL SINGING] Willy Wonka can 41 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:56,622 The Candy Man can 42 00:04:57,881 --> 00:05:01,920 The Candy Man can 'Cause he mixes it with love 43 00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:05,844 And makes the world taste good 44 00:05:07,641 --> 00:05:09,427 And the world tastes good 45 00:05:10,811 --> 00:05:15,726 'Cause the Candy Man thinks it should 46 00:05:35,502 --> 00:05:36,583 Hi, Mr. Jopeck. 47 00:05:37,003 --> 00:05:39,665 Ah, come along, Charlie. You're late. 48 00:05:41,591 --> 00:05:43,252 It's payday, Mr. Jopeck. 49 00:05:43,426 --> 00:05:44,541 You're right. 50 00:05:45,345 --> 00:05:47,677 - There you are. - Thanks. 51 00:05:48,431 --> 00:05:50,422 - Say hello to your Grandpa Joe. - Okay. 52 00:05:51,309 --> 00:05:52,309 [BELL RINGING] 53 00:06:33,727 --> 00:06:35,843 [MAN] Up the airy mountain 54 00:06:36,062 --> 00:06:38,303 Down the rushing glen 55 00:06:38,481 --> 00:06:40,643 We dare not go a-hunting 56 00:06:40,859 --> 00:06:43,897 For fear of little men 57 00:06:44,154 --> 00:06:45,736 You see... 58 00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:48,481 nobody ever goes in... 59 00:06:52,162 --> 00:06:54,244 and nobody ever comes out. 60 00:07:04,674 --> 00:07:06,164 Charlie's late. 61 00:07:06,343 --> 00:07:09,051 He works too hard, for a little boy. 62 00:07:09,262 --> 00:07:11,378 He should have some time to play. 63 00:07:11,598 --> 00:07:13,555 Not enough hours in the day. 64 00:07:13,767 --> 00:07:16,008 With you four bedridden the last 20 years... 65 00:07:16,186 --> 00:07:19,053 it takes a lot of work to keep this family going. 66 00:07:19,272 --> 00:07:21,559 If only his father were alive. 67 00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:25,393 When I get my strength back, I'll get out of bed to help him. 68 00:07:25,612 --> 00:07:28,775 In all the years you've been saying that... 69 00:07:29,199 --> 00:07:32,032 I've yet to see you set foot on the floor. 70 00:07:33,203 --> 00:07:35,865 Maybe if the floor wasn't so cold... 71 00:07:37,040 --> 00:07:38,530 Hi, everybody! 72 00:07:39,292 --> 00:07:41,954 Wake up, Charlie's home! 73 00:07:43,213 --> 00:07:44,544 Grandpa George. 74 00:07:46,216 --> 00:07:47,877 Grandma Georgina. 75 00:07:48,218 --> 00:07:49,754 Grandma Josephine. 76 00:07:51,137 --> 00:07:52,969 Grandpa Joe! 77 00:07:55,558 --> 00:07:57,469 Is this your supper, Grandpa? 78 00:07:57,727 --> 00:07:59,559 It's yours too. 79 00:07:59,729 --> 00:08:02,437 I'm fed up with cabbage water. It's not enough! 80 00:08:02,649 --> 00:08:05,641 [GEORGINA] It's all we have! [JOE] What are you saying? 81 00:08:06,987 --> 00:08:09,228 - How about this? - Where did you get that? 82 00:08:09,406 --> 00:08:12,569 What difference does it make where? He got it. 83 00:08:13,076 --> 00:08:14,282 My first payday. 84 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:17,282 Good for you, Charlie. We'll have a real banquet. 85 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:18,658 Morn? 86 00:08:18,999 --> 00:08:21,991 Here's what's left. You keep it. 87 00:08:22,669 --> 00:08:24,285 Except for this. 88 00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:27,166 From now on, I'm paying for your tobacco. 89 00:08:28,508 --> 00:08:31,796 No one's going to pay for it. I'm giving it up. 90 00:08:32,637 --> 00:08:34,594 Dad, it's only one pipe a day. 91 00:08:34,764 --> 00:08:38,132 When bread looks like a banquet, I have no right buying tobacco. 92 00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:40,092 Go on, Grandpa. 93 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:42,511 Please take it. 94 00:08:49,029 --> 00:08:52,647 [CHARLIE] After my paper route, I was in front of Wonka's. 95 00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:55,107 There was this strange man there. 96 00:08:55,952 --> 00:08:57,659 I think he was a tinker. 97 00:08:57,871 --> 00:09:01,284 He was standing behind me looking at the factory. 98 00:09:01,458 --> 00:09:03,620 Just before he left, he said: 99 00:09:03,793 --> 00:09:07,127 Nobody ever goes in, and nobody ever comes out. 100 00:09:07,297 --> 00:09:09,334 And right he was, Charlie. 101 00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:12,166 Not since the tragic day Willy Wonka locked it. 102 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:13,466 Why did he lock it? 103 00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:17,008 Because all the other chocolate makers were sending spies... 104 00:09:17,223 --> 00:09:20,682 dressed as workers to steal Mr. Wonka's secret recipes. 105 00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:24,808 Especially Slugworth. Oh, that Slugworth was the worst! 106 00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:28,015 Finally, Mr. Wonka shouted, I'll be ruined! 107 00:09:28,234 --> 00:09:32,148 Close the factory! And that's just what he did. 108 00:09:32,322 --> 00:09:35,906 He locked the gates and vanished completely. 109 00:09:36,159 --> 00:09:39,026 And then, suddenly, about three years later... 110 00:09:39,245 --> 00:09:41,828 the most amazing thing happened. 111 00:09:41,998 --> 00:09:44,660 The factory started working again, full blast! 112 00:09:44,834 --> 00:09:48,202 And more delicious candies were coming out than ever. 113 00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:51,539 But the gates stayed locked so that no one... 114 00:09:51,758 --> 00:09:54,500 not even Slugworth, could steal them. 115 00:09:54,677 --> 00:09:58,716 But Grandpa, someone must be helping Mr. Wonka work the factory. 116 00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:00,718 Thousands must be. 117 00:10:00,892 --> 00:10:01,892 But who? 118 00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:03,763 Who are they? 119 00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:07,353 That is the biggest mystery of them all. 120 00:10:09,567 --> 00:10:11,729 - Charlie Bucket? - [CHARLIE] Yes, Mr. Turkentine? 121 00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:14,107 I need an assistant. Give me a hand. 122 00:10:17,325 --> 00:10:19,191 We have nitric acid, glycerine... 123 00:10:19,369 --> 00:10:21,531 and a special mixture of my own. 124 00:10:21,704 --> 00:10:24,537 Together it's dangerous stuff, blows you up. 125 00:10:24,707 --> 00:10:28,746 But mixed together right, as only I know how, what's it make? 126 00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:32,045 - I don't know. - Of course not. Only I know. 127 00:10:32,215 --> 00:10:35,753 If you knew, you'd be teaching me instead of me teaching you. 128 00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:40,554 And for a student to teach his teacher is presumptuous. Is that clear? 129 00:10:40,723 --> 00:10:42,009 - [CHARLIE] Yes, sir. - Good. 130 00:10:42,183 --> 00:10:43,183 [CHILDREN GIGGLING] 131 00:10:43,351 --> 00:10:46,264 Mixed together in the right way, these dangerous ingredients... 132 00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:49,062 make the finest wart remover in the world. 133 00:10:49,399 --> 00:10:52,061 The trick is to pour equal amounts. 134 00:10:52,277 --> 00:10:55,520 Charlie, you take the nitric acid and glycerine... 135 00:10:55,738 --> 00:10:58,571 and I'll take my special mixture. Ready? 136 00:10:58,783 --> 00:11:00,945 Good lad. Pour. 137 00:11:01,202 --> 00:11:02,237 [EXPLOSION] 138 00:11:02,412 --> 00:11:03,412 [CHEERING] 139 00:11:03,580 --> 00:11:04,580 Did we do it wrong? 140 00:11:04,747 --> 00:11:07,455 Certainly not. This is for big warts. 141 00:11:08,293 --> 00:11:10,284 What's going on out there? 142 00:11:10,753 --> 00:11:12,084 [CHATTERING] 143 00:11:12,797 --> 00:11:15,084 Come here. What's happening? 144 00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:17,632 Willy Wonka's opening his factory! 145 00:11:17,927 --> 00:11:19,042 Are you sure? 146 00:11:19,262 --> 00:11:21,378 He's giving lots of chocolate away! 147 00:11:21,598 --> 00:11:23,760 - Class dismissed! - It's only for 5 people! 148 00:11:24,767 --> 00:11:26,428 Class un-dismissed. 149 00:11:26,644 --> 00:11:29,557 He hid five Golden Tickets. Whoever finds them wins the prize. 150 00:11:29,772 --> 00:11:33,015 - Where did he hide them? - Inside five Wonka Bars. 151 00:11:33,443 --> 00:11:36,276 - You gotta buy bars to find them! - Class re-dismissed! 152 00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:38,395 BOY 1: I'll meet you downstairs! 153 00:11:39,073 --> 00:11:41,189 BOY 2: I'm gonna buy the whole store! 154 00:11:46,998 --> 00:11:49,080 [MAN ON TV] Now, details on the announcement... 155 00:11:49,292 --> 00:11:51,784 that has captured the world's attention. 156 00:11:52,170 --> 00:11:54,628 Hidden among the billions of Wonka Bars... 157 00:11:54,839 --> 00:11:56,750 are five gold tickets. 158 00:11:56,966 --> 00:12:01,301 To the five people who find them will come the most fabulous prize ever: 159 00:12:01,512 --> 00:12:03,799 A lifetime supply of chocolate. 160 00:12:04,015 --> 00:12:07,758 If this were not enough, each winner, before receiving his prize... 161 00:12:07,977 --> 00:12:09,763 will be personally escorted... 162 00:12:09,979 --> 00:12:11,310 They're all crazy. 163 00:12:11,522 --> 00:12:12,808 Shh. The man's a genius. 164 00:12:13,024 --> 00:12:14,685 He'll sell a million bars. 165 00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:18,477 Do you think I've got a chance to find one? 166 00:12:18,696 --> 00:12:21,358 One? I'm counting on you to find all five! 167 00:12:21,658 --> 00:12:22,944 One's enough for me. 168 00:12:23,159 --> 00:12:24,399 [MAN ON TV] We have reports... 169 00:12:24,535 --> 00:12:29,154 that the response is phenomenal. Wonka Bars are selling... 170 00:12:29,374 --> 00:12:31,615 at a rate to boggle the mind. 171 00:12:31,834 --> 00:12:33,290 It is incredible... 172 00:12:33,503 --> 00:12:36,291 the way Wonkamania has descended upon the globe. 173 00:12:36,506 --> 00:12:39,999 While the world searches, we watch and wait, wondering... 174 00:12:40,218 --> 00:12:43,836 where it will lead, and how long the spirit of man will hold up... 175 00:12:44,055 --> 00:12:45,136 under the strain. 176 00:12:45,348 --> 00:12:49,467 I still have these dreams, doctor. And I still can't stop believing them. 177 00:12:49,686 --> 00:12:51,518 I've told you, Mr. Hoffstedder... 178 00:12:51,729 --> 00:12:54,517 to believe in dreams is a manifestation of insanity. 179 00:12:54,732 --> 00:12:57,565 The sooner you accept this, the sooner you'll get well. 180 00:12:58,194 --> 00:13:02,859 I dreamed the Archangel whispered into my ear where to find a Golden Ticket. 181 00:13:03,866 --> 00:13:05,197 What did he say? 182 00:13:05,410 --> 00:13:08,528 What difference does that make? This was a dream. 183 00:13:08,746 --> 00:13:11,784 - You said... - Shut up! Where's the ticket? 184 00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:14,074 We begin with five Golden Tickets. 185 00:13:14,252 --> 00:13:18,997 Like five lucky bolts of lightning ready to strike any point on the map. 186 00:13:19,215 --> 00:13:22,048 No one knew where or when the first one would hit. 187 00:13:22,260 --> 00:13:24,718 But last night we got our answer. 188 00:13:24,929 --> 00:13:28,217 While America slept, the first Golden Ticket was found... 189 00:13:28,433 --> 00:13:31,516 in the small town of Duselheim, Germany. 190 00:13:31,728 --> 00:13:36,222 We've been waiting for the story, and we're ready with a live report. 191 00:13:36,899 --> 00:13:39,732 Proud we are, for the attention of the world... 192 00:13:39,944 --> 00:13:42,060 focuses today here in Duselheim. 193 00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:44,738 A community thrust into prominence... 194 00:13:44,949 --> 00:13:48,567 by the discovery of the first Wonka Golden Ticket. 195 00:13:48,786 --> 00:13:51,744 Its finder is the son of a prominent butcher. 196 00:13:51,956 --> 00:13:54,664 The boys name, Augustus Gloop! 197 00:13:54,917 --> 00:13:59,912 Augustus Gloop, the pride of Duselheim, the fame of Western Germany. 198 00:14:00,131 --> 00:14:02,919 An example for the whole world. 199 00:14:03,134 --> 00:14:06,092 How does it feel to be the first Golden Ticket finder? 200 00:14:06,304 --> 00:14:07,920 - Hungry. - Any other feelings? 201 00:14:08,139 --> 00:14:11,131 Sorry for Wonka. It'll cost him a fortune in fudge. 202 00:14:11,601 --> 00:14:13,763 Mr. Gloop, would you mind... 203 00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:17,888 Mrs. Gloop, would you say a few words to the audience? 204 00:14:18,107 --> 00:14:21,941 I knew he would find a Golden Ticket. Eating is his hobby. 205 00:14:22,153 --> 00:14:25,817 He wouldn't do it unless he needed the nourishment. 206 00:14:28,785 --> 00:14:30,822 [ALL] Happy birthday, Charlie! 207 00:14:32,830 --> 00:14:34,116 Here you are, Charlie. 208 00:14:34,332 --> 00:14:35,788 Thank you. 209 00:14:42,465 --> 00:14:43,465 It's terrific! 210 00:14:43,674 --> 00:14:46,917 We each knitted a bit: Grandmas Georgina and Josephine, and me. 211 00:14:47,136 --> 00:14:49,628 I did the end pieces with the tassels. 212 00:14:49,847 --> 00:14:53,135 And here's a little gift from Grandpa George and me. 213 00:14:53,351 --> 00:14:55,683 I think I know what this is. 214 00:14:56,687 --> 00:14:59,304 - It is! A Wonka! - [JOE] Open it, Charlie. 215 00:14:59,524 --> 00:15:00,810 Let's see that Golden Ticket. 216 00:15:01,025 --> 00:15:03,505 - Wouldn't it be fantastic? - It's not fair to raise his hopes. 217 00:15:03,861 --> 00:15:06,649 Never mind. Open it. I want to see that gold! 218 00:15:06,864 --> 00:15:08,104 [MRS. BUCKET] Stop it. 219 00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:11,658 - I've got the same chance as anybody. - [JOE] You've got more. 220 00:15:11,869 --> 00:15:13,359 You want it more. 221 00:15:13,663 --> 00:15:14,994 Go on, open it! 222 00:15:15,206 --> 00:15:16,822 Here goes. 223 00:15:19,669 --> 00:15:21,034 - I got it! - Where? 224 00:15:21,504 --> 00:15:22,504 Let's see! 225 00:15:22,839 --> 00:15:24,671 Fooled you, didn't I? 226 00:15:24,882 --> 00:15:26,839 You thought I really had it. 227 00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:30,301 Never mind, Charlie. 228 00:15:30,513 --> 00:15:32,049 You'll find one. 229 00:15:32,849 --> 00:15:35,841 - Here, everybody have a bite. - No, no! 230 00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:37,418 [JOSEPHINE] No, no, no. [GEORGE] No. 231 00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:50,735 [GIRL] I wanted to be the first to find a Golden Ticket, Daddy! 232 00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:54,159 [MAN] I know, angel. We're doing the best we can. 233 00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:57,078 I've got every girl on staff hunting for you. 234 00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:59,497 Where is it? Why can't they find it? 235 00:15:59,709 --> 00:16:02,872 Veruca, sweetheart, I'm not a magician! 236 00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:04,331 Give me time! 237 00:16:04,547 --> 00:16:07,665 I want it now! What's the matter with those twerps? 238 00:16:07,884 --> 00:16:11,343 For five days now, the entire factory's been on the job! 239 00:16:11,554 --> 00:16:14,262 They haven't shelled a peanut since Monday! 240 00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:17,967 They've been shelling chocolate bars from dawn to dusk! 241 00:16:18,186 --> 00:16:19,517 Make them work nights! 242 00:16:21,522 --> 00:16:23,308 Come along, you girls! 243 00:16:23,524 --> 00:16:26,357 Put a jerk in it, or you'll be out on your ears! 244 00:16:26,611 --> 00:16:28,318 And listen, the first girl... 245 00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:32,989 that finds a Golden Ticket gets a one-pound bonus in her pay packet! 246 00:16:33,201 --> 00:16:34,987 What do you think of that?! 247 00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:36,572 [CHEERING] 248 00:16:36,954 --> 00:16:38,410 [VERUCA] They're not even trying! 249 00:16:38,623 --> 00:16:40,955 They don't want to find it! They're jealous! 250 00:16:41,209 --> 00:16:43,371 Sweetheart, I can't push them no harder. 251 00:16:43,628 --> 00:16:45,915 Nineteen thousand bars an hour they're shelling. 252 00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:48,497 Seven hundred and sixty thousand they've done so far! 253 00:16:48,716 --> 00:16:49,751 You promised! 254 00:16:49,967 --> 00:16:52,584 You promised I'd have it the first day! 255 00:16:52,803 --> 00:16:56,671 You're going to be very unpopular if you don't deliver soon. 256 00:16:56,933 --> 00:17:00,176 It breaks my heart. I hate to see her unhappy. 257 00:17:00,394 --> 00:17:01,930 I won't talk to you! 258 00:17:02,146 --> 00:17:05,434 You're a rotten father! You never give me anything! 259 00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:07,436 I won't go to school! 260 00:17:07,652 --> 00:17:10,235 Veruca, sweetheart, angel. 261 00:17:10,571 --> 00:17:13,188 There are only four tickets left in the world... 262 00:17:13,407 --> 00:17:16,024 and the whole world's hunting for them! 263 00:17:16,244 --> 00:17:17,826 - What can I do? - [WOMAN] I got it! 264 00:17:18,329 --> 00:17:20,570 I got it, Mr. Salt! Here it is! 265 00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:25,496 [VERUCA] About time too! I want it! 266 00:17:30,466 --> 00:17:33,424 Give me that ticket! It's mine! 267 00:17:33,636 --> 00:17:36,128 I found the Golden Ticket! 268 00:17:41,811 --> 00:17:42,846 Thank God for that. 269 00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:46,180 Aye. Happiness is what counts with children. 270 00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:48,481 Happiness and harmony. 271 00:17:49,777 --> 00:17:53,691 [MAN] This is the sign of our times. The symbol of the havoc... 272 00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:56,614 the mad craze that's sweeping the world. 273 00:17:56,826 --> 00:18:00,945 Whatever corner of the globe we are in, whichever continent we're on... 274 00:18:01,163 --> 00:18:04,747 the great Wonka Bar search continues. We're near the end... 275 00:18:05,001 --> 00:18:08,335 of our 43rd day in the Golden Ticket hunt. 276 00:18:08,713 --> 00:18:11,080 Everywhere are signs of anxiety. 277 00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:13,039 Every hour... 278 00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:15,921 new shipments are sent around the globe... 279 00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:18,253 but they're not moving fast enough. 280 00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:22,883 As time passes, the men who seek them become more and more desperate. 281 00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:27,221 Gentlemen, I know how anxious you've been during these last few days. 282 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:29,807 But now I think I can safely say... 283 00:18:30,026 --> 00:18:32,734 that your time and money have been well spent. 284 00:18:33,195 --> 00:18:36,938 We're about to witness the greatest miracle of the machine age. 285 00:18:37,158 --> 00:18:40,992 Based on a revolutionary law of probability, this machine... 286 00:18:41,203 --> 00:18:45,242 will tell us the precise location of the three remaining... 287 00:18:45,708 --> 00:18:47,369 Golden Tickets. 288 00:18:51,881 --> 00:18:53,292 [WHIRRING] 289 00:18:54,258 --> 00:18:55,498 [BELL DINGS] 290 00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:57,083 It says. 291 00:18:57,261 --> 00:18:59,878 I won't tell. That would be cheating. 292 00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:08,599 I am now telling the computer... 293 00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:12,853 if it will tell me the correct answer, I will gladly share with it... 294 00:19:13,069 --> 00:19:14,810 the grand prize. 295 00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:19,109 [BELL DINGS] 296 00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:20,318 He says: 297 00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:25,078 What would a computer do with a lifetime supply of chocolate? 298 00:19:25,289 --> 00:19:26,620 [LAUGHS NERVOUSLY] 299 00:19:29,251 --> 00:19:34,121 I am now telling the computer exactly what he can do with the chocolate. 300 00:19:36,592 --> 00:19:39,801 [MAN ON TV] It can happen here too, unbelievable as it sounds... 301 00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:41,628 right here in America. 302 00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:45,806 Where even in the smallest town, the happiest of dreams can come true. 303 00:19:46,644 --> 00:19:47,930 Here she is... 304 00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:51,979 Violet Beauregarde, finder of Golden Ticket number three. 305 00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:53,898 From Miles City, Montana. 306 00:19:54,110 --> 00:19:55,475 And the proud parents... 307 00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:58,904 Mr. Beauregarde, a local politician, civic leader... 308 00:19:59,115 --> 00:20:01,231 Sam Beauregarde, Square Deal Sam to you... 309 00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:03,361 with great giveaway bargains. 310 00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:05,986 The finest values in the entire country! 311 00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:08,321 - Here's a sedan... - Dad, they don't want you! 312 00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:10,373 - Care to say a few words? - Sure! 313 00:20:10,626 --> 00:20:13,118 Here's Golden Ticket number three, and it's all mine! 314 00:20:13,337 --> 00:20:14,953 [MAN ON TV] How'd it happen, Violet? 315 00:20:15,131 --> 00:20:17,839 I'm a gum chewer, but when I heard about the tickets... 316 00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:20,587 I laid off gum and switched to candy bars. 317 00:20:20,761 --> 00:20:22,798 Now, of course, I'm back on gum. 318 00:20:22,972 --> 00:20:25,760 I chew all day, except meals when I stick it behind my ear. 319 00:20:25,975 --> 00:20:27,511 - [WOMAN] Violet! - Cool it, Mother! 320 00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:32,597 This piece of gum, I've been chewing for three months. A world record! 321 00:20:32,815 --> 00:20:36,024 It beat the record held by my friend, Cornelia... 322 00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:38,021 and was she mad. 323 00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:39,693 Hi, Cornelia, sweetie. 324 00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:42,818 Let me just say, if any of you folks watching... 325 00:20:51,834 --> 00:20:53,074 [DOOR CLOSES] 326 00:20:54,336 --> 00:20:57,545 - What are you doing here? - I thought I'd walk you home. 327 00:20:57,923 --> 00:21:01,041 I wish I were, but I'm gonna be here late. 328 00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:03,877 Well, then I guess I'll be going. 329 00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:05,803 Why don't you stay a minute? 330 00:21:06,015 --> 00:21:09,098 Here. Pull up a pile of clothes and sit down. 331 00:21:11,687 --> 00:21:13,223 Things all right at school? 332 00:21:13,439 --> 00:21:15,521 - Yep. - Good. 333 00:21:16,358 --> 00:21:17,974 Go on your newspaper route? 334 00:21:18,152 --> 00:21:19,152 Just finished. 335 00:21:19,361 --> 00:21:20,442 Good. 336 00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:25,197 - I wanted to tell you something. - Oh? 337 00:21:28,037 --> 00:21:29,744 They found the third ticket. 338 00:21:29,955 --> 00:21:31,195 Did they? 339 00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:32,701 Yeah. 340 00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:36,621 I guess I'll be going now. 341 00:21:37,963 --> 00:21:39,124 Is that all? 342 00:21:40,382 --> 00:21:42,248 I thought you'd like to know. 343 00:21:42,468 --> 00:21:46,086 Most people are pretty interested. I know I'm interested. 344 00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:49,468 There are only two tickets left, you know. Just two. 345 00:21:49,725 --> 00:21:51,181 Pretty soon, just one. 346 00:21:51,393 --> 00:21:53,430 I wonder who the lucky ones will be. 347 00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:55,933 If you're wondering, it won't be me. 348 00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:58,765 If you're wondering, you can count me out. 349 00:21:58,984 --> 00:22:00,019 Charlie. 350 00:22:00,236 --> 00:22:02,352 There are 100 billion people... 351 00:22:02,571 --> 00:22:05,689 and only five will find Golden Tickets. 352 00:22:05,908 --> 00:22:09,117 Even with a sack of money, you probably wouldn't find one. 353 00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:13,947 When this is over you'll be no different from the billions who didn't. 354 00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:16,954 But I am different. I want it more than any of them. 355 00:22:18,087 --> 00:22:21,375 You'll get your chance. One day things will change. 356 00:22:21,590 --> 00:22:23,922 When? When will they change? 357 00:22:24,176 --> 00:22:26,508 Probably when you least expect it. 358 00:22:29,723 --> 00:22:30,723 See you later. 359 00:22:44,697 --> 00:22:48,691 [SINGING] You get blue like everyone 360 00:22:49,535 --> 00:22:52,618 But me and Grandpa Joe 361 00:22:53,122 --> 00:22:56,956 Can make your troubles go away 362 00:22:57,585 --> 00:22:59,622 Blow away 363 00:23:00,921 --> 00:23:04,585 There they go 364 00:23:05,551 --> 00:23:08,168 Cheer up, Charlie 365 00:23:09,138 --> 00:23:11,470 Give me your smile 366 00:23:12,057 --> 00:23:17,678 What happened to that smile I used to know 367 00:23:18,731 --> 00:23:20,847 Don't you know your grin 368 00:23:21,066 --> 00:23:25,025 Has always been my sunshine 369 00:23:25,696 --> 00:23:30,532 Let that sunshine show 370 00:23:31,827 --> 00:23:34,990 Come on, Charlie 371 00:23:35,664 --> 00:23:38,247 No need to frown 372 00:23:38,834 --> 00:23:44,921 Deep down you know The world is still your toy 373 00:23:45,841 --> 00:23:51,177 When the world gets heavy Never pitapat 'em 374 00:23:52,181 --> 00:23:57,221 Up and at 'em, boy 375 00:23:58,270 --> 00:24:00,432 Someday 376 00:24:00,856 --> 00:24:03,097 Sweet as a song 377 00:24:03,859 --> 00:24:09,354 Charlie's lucky day will come along 378 00:24:10,199 --> 00:24:16,195 Till that day You gotta stay in strong, Charlie 379 00:24:17,206 --> 00:24:23,748 Up on top ls right where you belong 380 00:24:24,380 --> 00:24:27,714 Look up, Charlie 381 00:24:28,133 --> 00:24:31,091 You'll see a star 382 00:24:31,303 --> 00:24:37,549 Just follow it And keep your dream in view 383 00:24:38,394 --> 00:24:44,640 Pretty soon the sky ls gonna clear up, Charlie 384 00:24:45,901 --> 00:24:50,816 Cheer up, Charlie, do 385 00:24:52,491 --> 00:24:56,359 Cheer up, Charlie 386 00:24:56,996 --> 00:25:04,996 Just be glad you're you 387 00:25:09,049 --> 00:25:10,289 [GUNSHOTS ON TV] 388 00:25:10,467 --> 00:25:12,083 [REPORTER 1] While the world searches... 389 00:25:12,344 --> 00:25:14,005 here it has actually happened. 390 00:25:14,596 --> 00:25:18,464 There's only one Golden Ticket left in the entire world. 391 00:25:18,684 --> 00:25:22,143 Because right here, in Marble Falls, Arizona... 392 00:25:22,354 --> 00:25:24,140 is lucky winner number four! 393 00:25:24,356 --> 00:25:28,145 The name to be heard around the universe is Mr. Mike Teevee! 394 00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:31,443 - Hey, Mike, can we shut that off? - No, are you crazy? 395 00:25:31,613 --> 00:25:33,341 [MRS. TEEVEE] He won't answer till station break. 396 00:25:33,365 --> 00:25:35,402 [REPORTER 1] The country wants to hear from you! 397 00:25:35,617 --> 00:25:37,733 Can't you shut up? I'm busy. 398 00:25:37,953 --> 00:25:39,068 What a show. 399 00:25:39,288 --> 00:25:41,074 I serve all his dinners here. 400 00:25:41,290 --> 00:25:42,746 He's never been to the table. 401 00:25:43,333 --> 00:25:44,744 - You love TV? - You bet! 402 00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:46,576 About that Golden Ticket... 403 00:25:46,795 --> 00:25:48,160 I want to catch this! 404 00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:51,338 - [REPORTER 2] Like killings? - What do you think life's all about? 405 00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:53,291 [REPORTER 1] Mike, would you tell us if... 406 00:25:54,970 --> 00:25:56,426 Wait till I get a real one. 407 00:25:56,638 --> 00:25:57,719 Colt .45. 408 00:25:57,973 --> 00:26:00,180 Pop won't let me have one yet, will you? 409 00:26:00,392 --> 00:26:02,383 Not till you're 12, son. 410 00:26:08,901 --> 00:26:10,767 Four down, one to go. 411 00:26:10,986 --> 00:26:15,105 Somewhere out there another lucky person is moving closer... 412 00:26:15,324 --> 00:26:20,069 to finding the last of the most sought after prizes in history. 413 00:26:20,579 --> 00:26:23,196 Though we do envy him, whoever he is... 414 00:26:23,415 --> 00:26:26,373 and might be tempted to be bitter at our losing... 415 00:26:26,585 --> 00:26:29,543 we must remember there are more important things. 416 00:26:29,755 --> 00:26:32,247 Many more important things. 417 00:26:32,591 --> 00:26:36,380 Offhand, I can't think of what they are, but I'm sure there's something. 418 00:26:36,553 --> 00:26:38,009 And now for tomorrow's weather... 419 00:26:40,015 --> 00:26:43,679 [CHARLIE] Why did you wake me up, Grandpa? ls something wrong? 420 00:26:49,608 --> 00:26:51,770 Grandpa! That money was for tobacco. 421 00:26:52,027 --> 00:26:54,143 I told you, I've given it up. 422 00:26:54,446 --> 00:26:55,732 Go on, open it! 423 00:26:55,948 --> 00:26:57,985 One ticket left. Let's see that gold. 424 00:26:58,200 --> 00:27:00,532 No, you do it. I can't. 425 00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:03,827 We're going to be lucky this time. 426 00:27:04,039 --> 00:27:06,451 I've got a funny feeling inside. 427 00:27:08,293 --> 00:27:10,625 Which end shall I open first? 428 00:27:11,797 --> 00:27:13,879 That end. Just a tiny bit. 429 00:27:15,634 --> 00:27:18,217 - Like this? - Now a bit more. 430 00:27:19,388 --> 00:27:22,301 - You finish it! I can't. - No, Grandpa! You do it. 431 00:27:22,808 --> 00:27:24,139 All right. 432 00:27:24,476 --> 00:27:25,966 Here goes. 433 00:27:32,234 --> 00:27:33,520 You know... 434 00:27:34,403 --> 00:27:38,397 I bet those Golden Tickets make the chocolate taste terrible. 435 00:27:43,912 --> 00:27:45,118 [CHATTERING] 436 00:27:45,289 --> 00:27:46,620 [BELL RINGS] 437 00:27:48,667 --> 00:27:50,749 [MAN] Lot 403. 438 00:27:51,003 --> 00:27:53,370 I can personally guarantee... 439 00:27:53,589 --> 00:27:57,298 that this is the absolutely last case of Wonka Bars... 440 00:27:57,509 --> 00:27:59,045 left in the United Kingdom. 441 00:27:59,261 --> 00:28:03,004 Shall we start the bidding at 1000 pounds? Do I hear 1000? 442 00:28:03,765 --> 00:28:05,881 1500 pounds? 2000? 443 00:28:06,101 --> 00:28:09,560 I have 2500 here. 4000 pounds? 444 00:28:09,771 --> 00:28:11,227 4500 pounds? 445 00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:13,056 5000 pou...? 446 00:28:13,275 --> 00:28:14,936 Your Majesty! 447 00:28:18,447 --> 00:28:19,937 I'm sorry, Mrs. Curtis. 448 00:28:20,157 --> 00:28:22,569 There isn't anything here to give a clue. 449 00:28:22,784 --> 00:28:24,821 They kidnapped my husband 12 hours ago. 450 00:28:25,037 --> 00:28:27,074 When will we hear? What do they want? 451 00:28:27,289 --> 00:28:30,953 Stay calm. They want ransom. We'll wait to hear their demands. 452 00:28:31,460 --> 00:28:33,667 I'll give them anything they want. 453 00:28:33,879 --> 00:28:35,711 All I want is Harold back! 454 00:28:35,881 --> 00:28:37,792 [PHONE RINGS] 455 00:28:41,136 --> 00:28:42,547 Go ahead, we're listening. 456 00:28:43,472 --> 00:28:44,837 Uh-huh. 457 00:28:45,641 --> 00:28:46,756 Uh-huh. 458 00:28:48,227 --> 00:28:50,810 What? Whatever they asked for they can have. 459 00:28:51,730 --> 00:28:54,222 They want your case of Wonka Bars. 460 00:28:59,488 --> 00:29:01,149 [MAN] Did you hear me? 461 00:29:01,990 --> 00:29:04,903 It's your husband's life or your Wonka Bars. 462 00:29:06,161 --> 00:29:08,243 How long do I have to think it over? 463 00:29:09,998 --> 00:29:10,998 That's it! 464 00:29:11,166 --> 00:29:13,624 The Wonka contest is all over. 465 00:29:13,835 --> 00:29:15,872 The final ticket has been found. 466 00:29:16,088 --> 00:29:20,457 We've got a live report coming in from Paraguay, South America. 467 00:29:20,676 --> 00:29:23,168 It is finished. The end has come. 468 00:29:23,345 --> 00:29:26,053 The last Golden Ticket has been found... 469 00:29:26,265 --> 00:29:27,630 right here in Paraguay. 470 00:29:27,849 --> 00:29:30,807 The finder is lucky Alberto Minoleta... 471 00:29:31,019 --> 00:29:34,808 the multi-millionaire owner of South American gambling casinos. 472 00:29:35,023 --> 00:29:38,482 Here is the most recent picture of the happy finder. 473 00:29:39,903 --> 00:29:41,234 Turn it off. 474 00:29:42,698 --> 00:29:44,655 Well, that's that. 475 00:29:44,866 --> 00:29:46,402 No more Golden Tickets. 476 00:29:46,618 --> 00:29:48,655 A lot of rubbish, the whole thing. 477 00:29:48,870 --> 00:29:50,281 Not to Charlie, it wasn't. 478 00:29:50,539 --> 00:29:55,329 A boy needs something to hope for. What's he got to hope for now? 479 00:29:55,544 --> 00:29:57,626 [GEORGINA] Who's going to tell him? 480 00:29:57,879 --> 00:30:00,746 [MRS. BUCKET] Let's not wake him. He'll find out soon enough. 481 00:30:00,966 --> 00:30:02,422 [JOE] Yeah, let him sleep. 482 00:30:02,634 --> 00:30:05,046 Let him have one last dream. 483 00:30:10,726 --> 00:30:12,057 [CLEARS THROAT] 484 00:30:12,811 --> 00:30:15,599 I've decided to switch Friday's schedule to Monday. 485 00:30:15,814 --> 00:30:19,432 Which means Friday's test on what we learned during the week... 486 00:30:19,651 --> 00:30:21,938 will now be on Monday, before we've learned it. 487 00:30:22,154 --> 00:30:24,395 Since today's Tuesday, it doesn't matter. 488 00:30:24,823 --> 00:30:26,564 Pencils ready! 489 00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:31,073 Today, we are going to learn about... 490 00:30:32,456 --> 00:30:33,787 percentages. 491 00:30:33,957 --> 00:30:37,370 For example, let's take the recent unpleasantness. 492 00:30:37,586 --> 00:30:40,624 Suppose there were 1000 Wonka Bars in the world... 493 00:30:40,839 --> 00:30:44,628 and you each opened a certain number of them. 494 00:30:44,843 --> 00:30:47,005 That number is... 495 00:30:47,346 --> 00:30:49,007 a percent. Understand? 496 00:30:49,931 --> 00:30:51,171 [ALL MUMBLING] 497 00:30:51,433 --> 00:30:53,925 Madeline, how many Wonka Bars did you open? 498 00:30:54,519 --> 00:30:55,600 About 100. 499 00:30:55,937 --> 00:31:00,898 There are 10 hundreds in 1000, therefore, you opened 10 percent. 500 00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:03,647 Peter Goff, how many did you open? 501 00:31:03,862 --> 00:31:05,102 A hundred and fifty. 502 00:31:05,530 --> 00:31:10,320 That's 10 percent half over again, which makes 15 percent. Charlie? 503 00:31:10,535 --> 00:31:12,742 - How many did you open? - Two. 504 00:31:12,954 --> 00:31:15,571 That's easy. 200 is twice... 505 00:31:15,791 --> 00:31:17,122 Not 200. 506 00:31:17,709 --> 00:31:18,744 Just two. 507 00:31:19,378 --> 00:31:22,120 What do you mean, you only opened two? 508 00:31:22,631 --> 00:31:24,588 I don't care much for chocolate. 509 00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:26,666 I can't figure out just two! 510 00:31:26,885 --> 00:31:29,001 Let's pretend you opened 200. 511 00:31:29,221 --> 00:31:33,510 If you opened 200 Wonka Bars, apart from being dreadfully sick... 512 00:31:33,725 --> 00:31:35,341 you'd use 20 percent of 1000... 513 00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:38,473 which is 15 percent half again, 10 percent... 514 00:32:25,819 --> 00:32:27,150 [CHARLIE CLEARS THROAT] 515 00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:29,652 - Hi. - I'd like a bar of chocolate, please. 516 00:32:29,865 --> 00:32:31,276 Yeah, sure. 517 00:32:31,491 --> 00:32:32,526 What kind? 518 00:32:32,742 --> 00:32:35,700 A Slugworth Sizzler? A Wonka Scrumpdiddleumptious? 519 00:32:35,912 --> 00:32:38,904 - Whichever's biggest. - Try a Wonka Scrumpdiddleumptious. 520 00:32:39,833 --> 00:32:42,996 BILL: Now that the tickets are found, I don't have to hide them. 521 00:32:47,716 --> 00:32:49,047 [CLEARS THROAT] 522 00:32:55,056 --> 00:32:57,548 Hey, hey, hey. Take it easy! 523 00:32:57,767 --> 00:32:59,929 You'll get a stomachache like that. 524 00:33:00,270 --> 00:33:02,181 - Bye. - Bye, now. 525 00:33:09,946 --> 00:33:13,280 I think I'll buy just one more, for my Grandpa Joe. 526 00:33:13,533 --> 00:33:14,773 Sure. 527 00:33:15,911 --> 00:33:17,743 Try a regular Wonka Bar. 528 00:33:18,079 --> 00:33:19,410 Fine. 529 00:33:24,294 --> 00:33:26,251 [CHATTERING] 530 00:33:27,672 --> 00:33:29,432 [MAN 1] Extra! Extra! Read about the scandal. 531 00:33:29,549 --> 00:33:31,916 [MAN 2] Give me a newspaper. [MAN 1] All right. All right. 532 00:33:32,302 --> 00:33:35,420 - Take it easy! One at a time! - [MAN 3] Did you hear the news? 533 00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:41,301 - That gambler made a phony ticket. - [MAN 4] There's one Golden Ticket still. 534 00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:44,353 [MAN 3] The nerve of that guy, trying to fool the world! 535 00:33:44,940 --> 00:33:48,774 [MAN 4] He was a crook! This means the contest goes on forever. 536 00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:34,937 Hey! You got the last Golden Ticket! 537 00:34:35,156 --> 00:34:37,989 The kid's found the last Golden Ticket! 538 00:34:38,159 --> 00:34:39,490 [YELLING] 539 00:34:39,703 --> 00:34:41,472 [MAN 1] It really is gold! [WOMAN 1] Come here, kid. 540 00:34:41,496 --> 00:34:43,863 [MAN 2] Stand back! Leave the boy alone! 541 00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:46,640 - You're going to kill him. - [WOMAN 2] Did you see what he's got? 542 00:34:46,710 --> 00:34:48,701 Break it up! [MAN 3] Over here. 543 00:34:48,878 --> 00:34:51,290 Charlie! Hold on to that ticket! 544 00:34:51,506 --> 00:34:56,216 Run for it! Run straight home! And don't stop till you get there! 545 00:35:26,541 --> 00:35:27,702 [CHARLIE GASPS] 546 00:35:27,876 --> 00:35:30,914 I congratulate you, little boy. Well done. 547 00:35:31,379 --> 00:35:33,837 You've found the fifth Golden Ticket. 548 00:35:34,049 --> 00:35:35,881 May I introduce myself? 549 00:35:36,092 --> 00:35:37,674 Arthur Slugworth. 550 00:35:37,886 --> 00:35:40,423 President of Slugworth Chocolates, Inc. 551 00:35:41,264 --> 00:35:45,178 Listen carefully, because I'm going to make you very rich. 552 00:35:45,393 --> 00:35:49,102 Mr. Wonka is working on a fantastic invention. 553 00:35:49,606 --> 00:35:51,893 The Everlasting Gobstopper. 554 00:35:52,567 --> 00:35:54,558 If he succeeds, he'll ruin me. 555 00:35:54,778 --> 00:35:58,066 I want you to get just one Everlasting Gobstopper... 556 00:35:58,281 --> 00:36:01,615 and bring it to me so I can find the secret formula. 557 00:36:01,951 --> 00:36:03,237 Your reward will be... 558 00:36:03,453 --> 00:36:05,535 10,000 of these. 559 00:36:05,747 --> 00:36:07,408 Think it over, will you? 560 00:36:07,624 --> 00:36:09,581 A new house for your family... 561 00:36:09,793 --> 00:36:13,081 food and comfort for the rest of their lives. 562 00:36:13,922 --> 00:36:15,708 And don't forget the name... 563 00:36:15,924 --> 00:36:18,040 Everlasting Gobstopper. 564 00:36:47,497 --> 00:36:50,660 I've got it! The fifth Golden Ticket is mine! 565 00:36:51,459 --> 00:36:53,575 You're pulling our legs, Charlie. 566 00:36:53,795 --> 00:36:56,583 There aren't any more Golden Tickets. 567 00:36:56,798 --> 00:36:59,130 The last one's fake! It's in the paper! 568 00:36:59,342 --> 00:37:02,255 I found money, bought a Wonka Bar and the ticket was in it! 569 00:37:02,429 --> 00:37:05,467 - Charlie. - Look at it! See for yourself! 570 00:37:06,015 --> 00:37:08,473 Read it, Joe, for heaven's sake! 571 00:37:09,018 --> 00:37:13,307 Greetings to you, the lucky finder of this Golden Ticket... 572 00:37:13,523 --> 00:37:17,482 from Mr. Willy Wonka. Present this ticket at the factory gates... 573 00:37:17,694 --> 00:37:21,938 at 10:00 in the morning, October 1st, and do not be late! 574 00:37:22,157 --> 00:37:26,947 You may bring with you one member of your own family, but no one else. 575 00:37:27,162 --> 00:37:30,280 In your wildest dreams you could not imagine... 576 00:37:30,498 --> 00:37:34,583 the marvellous surprises that await you! Charlie, you've done it! 577 00:37:34,794 --> 00:37:36,956 - [MRS. BUCKET] I can't believe it! - Grandpa? 578 00:37:37,172 --> 00:37:39,789 It says I can take somebody with me. 579 00:37:40,008 --> 00:37:41,669 I wish you could go. 580 00:37:52,187 --> 00:37:53,427 Charlie... 581 00:37:59,194 --> 00:38:01,686 Ahh. That's good, Charlie. 582 00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:03,736 Now help me up. 583 00:38:17,086 --> 00:38:18,326 - Oh! - Are you okay? 584 00:38:18,546 --> 00:38:20,583 I'm fine, Charlie. 585 00:38:25,887 --> 00:38:26,922 [CHARLIE] Oh, no! 586 00:38:27,430 --> 00:38:29,030 [MRS. BUCKET] Easy, Dad! [JOSEPHINE] Joe! 587 00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:32,090 Watch it, Joe! 588 00:38:32,519 --> 00:38:33,805 [GRUNTS] 589 00:38:41,277 --> 00:38:42,767 Look at me! 590 00:38:45,782 --> 00:38:47,614 Look at me! 591 00:38:48,284 --> 00:38:50,275 Up and about! 592 00:38:51,913 --> 00:38:55,247 I haven't done this in 20 years! 593 00:38:56,084 --> 00:38:57,620 Grandpa! 594 00:39:01,756 --> 00:39:05,590 [SINGING] I never thought my life could be 595 00:39:06,761 --> 00:39:10,470 Anything but catastrophe 596 00:39:11,432 --> 00:39:14,925 But suddenly I begin to see 597 00:39:15,770 --> 00:39:19,638 A bit of good luck for me 598 00:39:20,775 --> 00:39:24,439 'Cause I've got a Golden Ticket 599 00:39:26,281 --> 00:39:30,366 I've got a golden twinkle 600 00:39:30,618 --> 00:39:34,953 In my eye 601 00:39:36,624 --> 00:39:39,366 I never had a chance to shine 602 00:39:39,586 --> 00:39:41,623 Never a happy song to sing 603 00:39:41,796 --> 00:39:43,787 But suddenly half the world is mine 604 00:39:43,965 --> 00:39:45,547 What an amazing thing 605 00:39:45,758 --> 00:39:47,624 'Cause I've got a Golden Ticket 606 00:39:47,802 --> 00:39:49,292 It's ours, Charlie! 607 00:39:49,804 --> 00:39:53,138 I've got a golden sun up in the sky 608 00:39:53,641 --> 00:39:55,302 Slippers, Charlie! 609 00:39:57,770 --> 00:40:01,058 [SINGING] I never thought I'd see the day When I would face the world and say 610 00:40:01,357 --> 00:40:04,190 Good morning Look at the sun 611 00:40:05,028 --> 00:40:08,566 I never thought that I would be Slap in the lap of luxury 612 00:40:08,781 --> 00:40:10,317 'Cause I'd have said 613 00:40:10,533 --> 00:40:12,069 It couldn't be done - Oh! 614 00:40:12,285 --> 00:40:14,026 But it can be done 615 00:40:14,871 --> 00:40:17,613 Oh! The cane, Charlie! 616 00:40:17,832 --> 00:40:20,244 Ahh! Ahh! 617 00:40:20,418 --> 00:40:21,829 [CHUCKLING] 618 00:40:22,378 --> 00:40:23,960 Here I go! 619 00:40:24,881 --> 00:40:26,713 Watch my speed! 620 00:40:27,592 --> 00:40:29,128 Oh! 621 00:40:33,306 --> 00:40:36,844 I never dreamed that I would climb Over the moon in ecstasy 622 00:40:37,060 --> 00:40:40,348 But nevertheless it's there that I'm Shortly about to be 623 00:40:40,563 --> 00:40:42,725 [BOTH SINGING] 'Cause I've got a Golden Ticket 624 00:40:44,317 --> 00:40:48,106 I've got a golden chance To make my way 625 00:40:48,321 --> 00:40:53,737 And with a Golden Ticket It's a golden day 626 00:41:09,676 --> 00:41:12,668 Good morning! Look at the sun! 627 00:41:17,100 --> 00:41:20,843 [BOTH SINGING] 'Cause I'd have said It couldn't be done 628 00:41:21,187 --> 00:41:23,349 But it can be done 629 00:41:24,524 --> 00:41:28,392 I never dreamed that I would climb Over the moon in ecstasy 630 00:41:28,611 --> 00:41:32,479 But nevertheless it's there that I'm Shortly about to be 631 00:41:32,699 --> 00:41:34,781 'Cause I've got a Golden Ticket 632 00:41:35,535 --> 00:41:37,401 I've got a Golden Ticket 633 00:41:37,620 --> 00:41:41,238 I've got a golden chance To make my way 634 00:41:41,457 --> 00:41:47,749 And with a Golden Ticket It's a golden day 635 00:41:50,425 --> 00:41:53,759 Stop! It says the first of October. That's tomorrow. 636 00:41:53,970 --> 00:41:58,055 We've got lots to do! Comb your hair, wash your face, polish your shoes... 637 00:41:58,266 --> 00:42:01,258 - I'll take care of everything. - We don't have much time. 638 00:42:01,477 --> 00:42:05,471 Grandpa, on the way home today, I ran into Mr. Slugworth. 639 00:42:07,483 --> 00:42:09,895 [BAND PLAYING] 640 00:42:13,031 --> 00:42:14,647 [CHATTERING] 641 00:42:23,624 --> 00:42:26,491 [MAN YELLING INDISTINCTLY] 642 00:42:26,669 --> 00:42:30,162 Peanuts here. Peanuts. Peanuts. 643 00:42:30,339 --> 00:42:32,080 Hey, Morn, we're on TV! 644 00:42:32,300 --> 00:42:34,257 Hi, everybody in Marble Falls! 645 00:42:34,469 --> 00:42:38,133 Hi, Billy! Hi, Maggie! Hi, Fishface! How do I look? 646 00:42:38,347 --> 00:42:39,803 - You guys ready? - [MAN] You're on. 647 00:42:40,016 --> 00:42:41,632 This is the big day. 648 00:42:41,851 --> 00:42:46,766 The day Willy Wonka opens his gates to shower gifts on the lucky winners. 649 00:42:46,981 --> 00:42:50,269 From all over the globe people have gathered, waiting... 650 00:42:50,485 --> 00:42:53,694 to see that legendary magician, Mr. Willy Wonka. 651 00:42:56,199 --> 00:42:59,658 Hi, friends! Don't forget to visit Beauregarde's Auto Mart... 652 00:42:59,869 --> 00:43:02,782 Cut it out, Dad! This is my show! 653 00:43:02,997 --> 00:43:06,831 Hi, Cornelia! I've still got it. How's this for a stretch? 654 00:43:11,464 --> 00:43:13,205 [MAN] Come on over here. 655 00:43:13,591 --> 00:43:16,049 Bring the cables over this way. Come on, quick. 656 00:43:16,219 --> 00:43:18,335 Hey, give me a break. Let me get a shot. 657 00:43:20,014 --> 00:43:22,301 I want to go in first, before anybody. 658 00:43:22,517 --> 00:43:24,349 Anything you say. 659 00:43:27,563 --> 00:43:31,022 Save some room for later, Augustus, liebling. 660 00:43:33,903 --> 00:43:37,646 I don't believe it! We did it. We're actually going in. 661 00:43:37,865 --> 00:43:41,574 We're gonna see the greatest of them all, Mr. Willy Wonka! 662 00:43:42,161 --> 00:43:45,119 [BELL TOLLING] 663 00:44:09,897 --> 00:44:11,228 [CROWD CHEERING] 664 00:45:17,757 --> 00:45:18,963 [CROWD CHEERING] 665 00:45:22,553 --> 00:45:24,760 Thank you. 666 00:45:26,515 --> 00:45:27,846 Thank you. 667 00:45:28,851 --> 00:45:30,012 Welcome, my friends. 668 00:45:30,353 --> 00:45:32,390 Welcome to my chocolate factory. 669 00:45:33,022 --> 00:45:34,228 Would you come forward? 670 00:45:35,483 --> 00:45:37,599 Get back! Come on, Veruca! 671 00:45:43,491 --> 00:45:45,858 That's Slugworth, the man I told you about. 672 00:45:50,623 --> 00:45:53,456 Welcome. It's nice to have you here. 673 00:45:53,834 --> 00:45:55,245 I'm so glad you could come. 674 00:45:55,461 --> 00:45:59,329 This is going to be such an exciting day. I hope you enjoy it. 675 00:45:59,799 --> 00:46:01,289 I think you will. 676 00:46:01,634 --> 00:46:03,716 Please show your Golden Tickets. 677 00:46:04,845 --> 00:46:06,256 I'm Veruca Salt. 678 00:46:06,472 --> 00:46:08,588 Dear Veruca, what a pleasure! 679 00:46:08,808 --> 00:46:10,924 You look pretty in that mink coat! 680 00:46:11,143 --> 00:46:12,804 I've got three others. 681 00:46:12,979 --> 00:46:17,268 And Mr. Salt. Overjoyed to see you, sir. Would you just step over there? 682 00:46:17,441 --> 00:46:18,441 Augustus Gloop. 683 00:46:18,651 --> 00:46:20,608 Augustus, my dear boy! 684 00:46:20,820 --> 00:46:23,437 Good to see you, and in such fine shape! 685 00:46:23,656 --> 00:46:27,445 This must be the radiant Mrs. Gloop. Over there, dear lady. 686 00:46:27,660 --> 00:46:30,869 - Violet Beauregarde. - Darling child! Welcome to Wonka's. 687 00:46:31,038 --> 00:46:32,528 What kind of gum you got? 688 00:46:32,707 --> 00:46:35,790 - Charming! Charming! - Sam Beauregarde here! 689 00:46:36,002 --> 00:46:37,538 What a genuine pleasure. 690 00:46:37,712 --> 00:46:40,955 Any automotive needs, call. Phone number's on the card. 691 00:46:41,173 --> 00:46:43,210 With Sam B., it's a guarantee! 692 00:46:44,176 --> 00:46:45,883 I'm Mike Teevee. 693 00:46:46,053 --> 00:46:47,543 Wham, you're dead! 694 00:46:47,722 --> 00:46:49,053 Wonderful to meet you! 695 00:46:49,223 --> 00:46:51,055 Mrs. Teevee, how do you do? 696 00:46:51,225 --> 00:46:53,887 - What an adorable boy you have. - Thank you. 697 00:46:54,395 --> 00:46:56,762 - Charlie Bucket. - Well, well. Charlie Bucket. 698 00:46:56,939 --> 00:47:00,057 I read all about you in the papers. I'm so happy for you. And who's this? 699 00:47:00,234 --> 00:47:01,770 My grandfather, Grandpa Joe. 700 00:47:01,944 --> 00:47:02,944 Delighted. 701 00:47:03,195 --> 00:47:05,311 Overjoyed. Enraptured. Entranced. 702 00:47:05,531 --> 00:47:07,021 Are we ready? Yes! Good! 703 00:47:07,366 --> 00:47:08,697 In we go! 704 00:47:08,868 --> 00:47:10,984 [CROWD CHEERING] 705 00:47:11,162 --> 00:47:13,324 [MARCHING BAND PLAYS] 706 00:47:43,152 --> 00:47:46,190 Now, hats, coats, galoshes over here. 707 00:47:46,405 --> 00:47:49,363 Hurry, we have so much time and so little to see. 708 00:47:49,575 --> 00:47:51,532 Wait a minute! Strike that. 709 00:47:51,744 --> 00:47:54,076 Reverse it. Thank you. 710 00:47:56,123 --> 00:47:59,457 - [VIOLET] When do I get my chocolate? - First take off your coat, Violet. 711 00:47:59,627 --> 00:48:01,083 [MIKE] Boy, what weird coat hangers! 712 00:48:03,005 --> 00:48:04,005 [SHRIEKING] 713 00:48:04,173 --> 00:48:08,132 Surprises around every corner, but nothing dangerous! Don't be alarmed. 714 00:48:08,427 --> 00:48:11,044 As soon as your outer vestments are in hand... 715 00:48:11,263 --> 00:48:12,594 we'll begin. 716 00:48:13,182 --> 00:48:14,217 Now... 717 00:48:14,392 --> 00:48:17,305 will the children kindly step up here? 718 00:48:24,151 --> 00:48:26,392 [MR. SALT MUMBLING] 719 00:48:28,364 --> 00:48:30,446 [MIKE] Accidents? What kind of accidents? 720 00:48:30,699 --> 00:48:33,157 [MRS. TEEVEE] I didn't know we had to sign anything. 721 00:48:33,369 --> 00:48:34,951 [MIKE] I can't read the bottom. 722 00:48:35,496 --> 00:48:37,328 Violet, you first. 723 00:48:37,540 --> 00:48:38,655 Sign here. 724 00:48:38,833 --> 00:48:39,873 [MR. BEAUREGARDE] Hold it! 725 00:48:40,042 --> 00:48:42,283 Let me through. Don't sign anything. 726 00:48:42,545 --> 00:48:43,785 What's this all about? 727 00:48:44,004 --> 00:48:45,620 Standard form of contract. 728 00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:49,458 Don't talk contracts. I use them myself. They're for suckers. 729 00:48:49,677 --> 00:48:52,965 You wouldn't begrudge me a little protection? A drop? 730 00:48:53,180 --> 00:48:54,511 I don't sign anything. 731 00:48:54,723 --> 00:48:57,465 - Veruca don't sign anything either! - Then she don't go in. 732 00:48:57,726 --> 00:48:59,308 I'm sorry. House rules. 733 00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:03,479 - I'm going! Don't you dare stop me! - I'm only trying to help. 734 00:49:03,691 --> 00:49:08,060 Give me that pen! You're always making things difficult. 735 00:49:08,904 --> 00:49:13,523 Nicely handled! She's a girl who knows where she's going. Violet. 736 00:49:13,701 --> 00:49:15,533 What's all that small print? 737 00:49:16,203 --> 00:49:18,865 Any problems? Dial information. Thanks for calling. 738 00:49:19,039 --> 00:49:22,282 - Mike, Augustus. - Violet! Violet! 739 00:49:22,460 --> 00:49:24,918 I assume there's an accident indemnity clause? 740 00:49:25,129 --> 00:49:26,129 Never between friends. 741 00:49:26,714 --> 00:49:29,877 Saw this in a movie. A guy signed his wife's insurance policy. 742 00:49:30,217 --> 00:49:32,003 - Then he bumped her off. - Clever. 743 00:49:32,178 --> 00:49:33,178 What about me, Grandpa? 744 00:49:33,387 --> 00:49:35,754 Sign away, Charlie! We've got nothing to lose. 745 00:49:35,973 --> 00:49:37,384 [VERUCA] Let's go in! Come on! 746 00:49:37,558 --> 00:49:41,267 Patience, patience! Everything has to be in order. 747 00:49:41,479 --> 00:49:43,311 Everyone signed? Yes? 748 00:49:43,647 --> 00:49:45,137 Good. On we go! 749 00:49:54,658 --> 00:49:56,240 Ninety-nine... 750 00:49:56,577 --> 00:49:57,738 forty-four... 751 00:49:58,078 --> 00:49:59,819 one hundred percent pure. 752 00:50:01,499 --> 00:50:03,661 Just through the other door, please. 753 00:50:06,003 --> 00:50:07,835 There's some mistake here. 754 00:50:08,506 --> 00:50:10,247 [MIKE] There is no other door. 755 00:50:10,508 --> 00:50:11,623 There's no way out! 756 00:50:11,842 --> 00:50:14,630 I know there's a door here some place. 757 00:50:14,845 --> 00:50:16,711 [MR. BEAUREGARDE] I don't like this, Wonka! 758 00:50:16,931 --> 00:50:18,217 [MR. SALT] Is this a trick? 759 00:50:18,432 --> 00:50:21,970 Mr. Wonka, help! I'm getting squashed! Save me! 760 00:50:22,186 --> 00:50:24,553 Is it my soul that calls me by name? 761 00:50:24,772 --> 00:50:26,183 Let me out or I'll scream! 762 00:50:26,524 --> 00:50:28,891 - Somebody's touching me! - Now look here, Wonka! 763 00:50:29,109 --> 00:50:32,397 Question time will come at the end of the session. We must press on. 764 00:50:32,571 --> 00:50:34,778 Come along. Come along. 765 00:50:34,949 --> 00:50:37,093 - Ah, here we are. - [MR. BEAUREGARDE] Don't be a fool. 766 00:50:37,117 --> 00:50:38,573 That's the way we came in. 767 00:50:38,911 --> 00:50:41,027 It is? Are you sure? 768 00:50:41,747 --> 00:50:43,454 We've just come through there. 769 00:50:43,624 --> 00:50:45,114 How do you like that? 770 00:50:46,418 --> 00:50:49,285 - There we are. - What is this, Wonka? A fun house? 771 00:50:50,256 --> 00:50:51,371 Why? Having fun? 772 00:50:51,590 --> 00:50:53,547 I've had enough. I'm not going in there. 773 00:50:53,759 --> 00:50:55,375 We're getting out of here. 774 00:50:55,594 --> 00:50:59,053 You can't get out backwards. You have to go forward to go back. 775 00:50:59,265 --> 00:51:00,755 Better press on. 776 00:51:01,642 --> 00:51:04,225 [MIKE] The room is getting smaller. [MRS. TEEVEE] No, it's not! 777 00:51:04,436 --> 00:51:06,643 - He's getting bigger. - [MR. SALT] He's at it again. 778 00:51:07,106 --> 00:51:10,026 [VIOLET] Where's the chocolate? [MR. BEAUREGARDE] I doubt if there is any. 779 00:51:10,067 --> 00:51:12,104 I doubt if any of us will get out alive. 780 00:51:12,653 --> 00:51:14,985 Never doubt what nobody is sure about. 781 00:51:15,155 --> 00:51:17,396 You can't squeeze me through that door. 782 00:51:17,616 --> 00:51:20,074 You're off your nut. No one can get through there. 783 00:51:20,286 --> 00:51:21,651 My dear friends... 784 00:51:21,829 --> 00:51:24,742 you are now about to enter the nerve centre... 785 00:51:24,957 --> 00:51:27,198 to the entire Wonka factory. 786 00:51:28,127 --> 00:51:32,246 Inside this room, all of my dreams become realities. 787 00:51:32,464 --> 00:51:34,501 And some of my realities become dreams. 788 00:51:34,675 --> 00:51:38,509 And almost everything you'll see is eatable... Edible. 789 00:51:38,679 --> 00:51:40,670 I mean, you can eat almost everything. 790 00:51:40,973 --> 00:51:42,509 Let me in, I'm starving! 791 00:51:42,683 --> 00:51:45,721 Don't get overexcited. Don't lose your head. 792 00:51:45,936 --> 00:51:47,597 We don't want anyone to lose that. 793 00:51:49,815 --> 00:51:50,930 Yet. 794 00:51:51,150 --> 00:51:52,936 Now, the combination. 795 00:51:53,152 --> 00:51:55,143 This is a musical lock. 796 00:51:55,529 --> 00:51:56,894 [PLAYS KEYBOARD] 797 00:51:57,656 --> 00:51:58,817 Rachmaninoff. 798 00:51:58,991 --> 00:52:00,231 [WONKA] Ladies and gentlemen... 799 00:52:01,493 --> 00:52:03,154 boys and girls... 800 00:52:04,163 --> 00:52:05,870 the Chocolate Room. 801 00:52:44,036 --> 00:52:45,902 [WONKA] Hold your breath. Make a wish. 802 00:52:46,914 --> 00:52:48,120 Count to three. 803 00:52:48,916 --> 00:52:50,406 [SINGING] Come with me 804 00:52:50,751 --> 00:52:52,583 And you'll be 805 00:52:52,753 --> 00:52:56,417 In a world of pure imagination 806 00:52:56,882 --> 00:52:58,247 Take a look 807 00:52:58,509 --> 00:53:00,125 And you'll see 808 00:53:00,344 --> 00:53:03,757 Into your imagination 809 00:53:09,937 --> 00:53:11,928 We'll begin 810 00:53:12,606 --> 00:53:13,971 With a spin 811 00:53:14,191 --> 00:53:17,900 Travelling In the world of my creation 812 00:53:18,404 --> 00:53:21,066 What we'll see Will defy 813 00:53:23,158 --> 00:53:25,570 Explanation 814 00:53:36,088 --> 00:53:39,080 If you want to view paradise 815 00:53:39,758 --> 00:53:42,420 Simply look around and view it 816 00:53:44,179 --> 00:53:46,671 Anything you want to, do it 817 00:53:48,100 --> 00:53:50,091 Want to change the world 818 00:53:51,854 --> 00:53:53,936 There's nothing to it 819 00:54:02,614 --> 00:54:05,322 [MR. BEAUREGARDE] Hurry, Violet! [CHARLIE] This way, Grandpa! 820 00:54:11,957 --> 00:54:14,824 [SINGING] There is no Life I know 821 00:54:15,043 --> 00:54:18,081 To compare With pure imagination 822 00:54:18,297 --> 00:54:21,210 Living there You'll be free 823 00:54:21,717 --> 00:54:25,506 If you truly wish to be 824 00:55:06,637 --> 00:55:10,255 If you want to view paradise 825 00:55:10,682 --> 00:55:13,515 Simply look around and view it 826 00:55:14,436 --> 00:55:17,804 Anything you want to, do it 827 00:55:18,357 --> 00:55:20,894 Want to change the world 828 00:55:21,109 --> 00:55:23,100 There's nothing 829 00:55:23,779 --> 00:55:25,861 To it 830 00:55:37,125 --> 00:55:41,244 There is no Life I know 831 00:55:42,381 --> 00:55:47,547 To compare With pure imagination 832 00:55:48,720 --> 00:55:50,677 Living there 833 00:55:52,432 --> 00:55:54,548 You'll be free 834 00:55:55,561 --> 00:55:58,849 If you truly 835 00:56:00,816 --> 00:56:06,607 Wish to be 836 00:56:16,790 --> 00:56:18,372 What a disgusting, dirty river! 837 00:56:18,584 --> 00:56:19,949 It's industrial waste. 838 00:56:20,168 --> 00:56:22,284 A ruined watershed, Wonka. It's polluted. 839 00:56:22,462 --> 00:56:23,462 It's chocolate. 840 00:56:23,672 --> 00:56:24,958 That's chocolate? 841 00:56:25,173 --> 00:56:26,379 That's chocolate. 842 00:56:26,592 --> 00:56:28,048 A chocolate river! 843 00:56:28,260 --> 00:56:30,627 [JOE] The most fantastic thing I've ever seen. 844 00:56:30,846 --> 00:56:32,507 [WONKA] 10,000 gallons an hour. 845 00:56:32,764 --> 00:56:36,507 Look at my waterfall. That's the most important thing. 846 00:56:37,603 --> 00:56:41,392 [WONKA] It's mixing my chocolate. It's actually churning my chocolate. 847 00:56:41,607 --> 00:56:45,350 No other factory in the world mixes chocolate by waterfall. 848 00:56:45,777 --> 00:56:48,986 But it's the only way if you want it just right. 849 00:56:49,197 --> 00:56:51,609 Grandpa, look there, across the river! 850 00:56:51,825 --> 00:56:52,906 [CHARLIE] Little men! 851 00:56:53,118 --> 00:56:55,029 [JOE] Jumping crocodiles, Charlie! 852 00:56:55,370 --> 00:56:57,202 Now we know who makes it. 853 00:56:57,456 --> 00:57:00,619 [MR. SALT] I never saw anybody with an orange face before. 854 00:57:01,460 --> 00:57:03,326 Funny-looking people. 855 00:57:03,545 --> 00:57:05,252 [MRS. TEEVEE] What are they doing? 856 00:57:05,464 --> 00:57:07,024 [WONKA] It's creaming and sugaring time. 857 00:57:07,132 --> 00:57:10,124 [VIOLET] They can't be real people. [WONKA] Of course they're real people. 858 00:57:10,385 --> 00:57:11,500 Nonsense! 859 00:57:11,720 --> 00:57:14,587 - No, Oompa Loompas. - [ALL] Oompa Loompas? 860 00:57:14,765 --> 00:57:15,765 From Loompaland. 861 00:57:15,974 --> 00:57:17,760 Loompaland? There's no such place! 862 00:57:17,976 --> 00:57:19,432 Excuse me, dear lady... 863 00:57:19,645 --> 00:57:20,931 I teach geography. 864 00:57:21,146 --> 00:57:22,511 Then you know all about it. 865 00:57:22,731 --> 00:57:24,267 And what a terrible country it is. 866 00:57:24,483 --> 00:57:27,601 Nothing but desolate wastes and fierce beasts. 867 00:57:27,819 --> 00:57:30,857 The poor little Oompa Loompas were so small and helpless... 868 00:57:31,073 --> 00:57:33,360 they would get gobbled up. 869 00:57:33,784 --> 00:57:37,243 A Wangdoodle would eat 10 of them for breakfast and think nothing of it. 870 00:57:37,496 --> 00:57:38,952 And so I said: 871 00:57:39,164 --> 00:57:41,952 Come and live with me in peace and safety... 872 00:57:42,167 --> 00:57:45,034 away from all the Wangdoodles and Hornswogglers... 873 00:57:45,253 --> 00:57:48,791 and Snozzwangers and rotten Vermicious Knids. 874 00:57:49,007 --> 00:57:52,966 Snozzwangers? Vermicious Knids? What kind of rubbish is that? 875 00:57:53,178 --> 00:57:55,670 I'm sorry, questions must be submitted in writing. 876 00:57:55,931 --> 00:57:57,888 So, in the greatest of secrecy... 877 00:57:58,100 --> 00:58:01,638 I transported the entire population of Oompa Loompas here. 878 00:58:01,853 --> 00:58:05,721 I want an Oompa Loompa. I want you to get me one right away! 879 00:58:05,941 --> 00:58:08,433 All right, I'll get you one before the day's out. 880 00:58:08,944 --> 00:58:11,311 I want an Oompa Loompa now! 881 00:58:11,530 --> 00:58:12,861 Can it, you nit! 882 00:58:13,031 --> 00:58:15,238 [AUGUSTUS] Mm. This is terrific. 883 00:58:15,659 --> 00:58:18,868 [CHARLIE] Grandpa, look at Augustus. [JOE] Don't worry, he can't drink it all. 884 00:58:19,287 --> 00:58:22,871 Augustus, sweetheart, save some room for later. 885 00:58:23,125 --> 00:58:27,119 Don't do that! My chocolate must never be touched by human hands. 886 00:58:27,963 --> 00:58:30,580 Don't do that! You're contaminating my entire river! 887 00:58:30,799 --> 00:58:32,961 - Please, I beg you! Augustus! - Aah! 888 00:58:34,386 --> 00:58:35,501 [WONKA] My chocolate! 889 00:58:35,721 --> 00:58:36,802 Help! 890 00:58:37,973 --> 00:58:40,214 My chocolate! My beautiful chocolate! 891 00:58:41,727 --> 00:58:44,014 Don't just stand there! Do something! 892 00:58:44,229 --> 00:58:46,311 Help. Police. Murder. 893 00:58:46,648 --> 00:58:49,310 - Quick, Charlie, here. - Grab this! 894 00:58:50,277 --> 00:58:51,893 [MRS. TEEVEE] What's happening to him? 895 00:58:52,154 --> 00:58:53,798 [MR. SALT] He's drowning. [MRS. GLOOP] Dive in! 896 00:58:53,822 --> 00:58:55,187 - Save him! - Oh, it's too late. 897 00:58:55,407 --> 00:58:56,772 - Too late? - He's had it now. 898 00:58:56,992 --> 00:58:59,512 [WONKA] The suction's got him. [MRS. GLOOP] Augustus, come back! 899 00:58:59,995 --> 00:59:01,110 Where is he? 900 00:59:01,329 --> 00:59:02,410 Watch the pipe. 901 00:59:02,998 --> 00:59:05,160 [VERUCA] How long is he going to stay down? 902 00:59:05,584 --> 00:59:08,121 [MRS. GLOOP] He can't swim! [WONKA] No better time to learn. 903 00:59:08,336 --> 00:59:11,203 [VIOLET] His coat's going up the pipe! [MR. BEAUREGARDE] Call a plumber! 904 00:59:11,423 --> 00:59:13,380 [MR. SALT] He's stuck in the pipe, isn't he? 905 00:59:13,592 --> 00:59:14,923 It's his stomach. 906 00:59:15,761 --> 00:59:16,967 Help! Help! 907 00:59:17,137 --> 00:59:19,407 - [VIOLET] He's blocking the chocolate! - What happens now? 908 00:59:19,431 --> 00:59:23,345 The pressure will get him out. It's building up behind the blockage. 909 00:59:24,186 --> 00:59:26,553 [MR. SALT] How long will it take to push him through? 910 00:59:26,772 --> 00:59:28,638 The suspense is terrible. 911 00:59:28,815 --> 00:59:30,021 I hope it'll last. 912 00:59:33,111 --> 00:59:34,897 [CHARLIE] He'll never get out. 913 00:59:35,113 --> 00:59:36,228 Yes, he will. 914 00:59:36,448 --> 00:59:39,657 Remember, you once asked me how a bullet comes out of a gun? 915 00:59:40,952 --> 00:59:43,159 He'll be made into marshmallows in five seconds! 916 00:59:43,371 --> 00:59:46,284 - Impossible, dear lady! Unthinkable! - Why? 917 00:59:46,917 --> 00:59:49,534 It doesn't go to the Marshmallow Room, it goes to the Fudge Room. 918 00:59:49,711 --> 00:59:50,951 [MRS. GLOOP] You terrible man! 919 00:59:51,129 --> 00:59:52,915 [PLAYS FLUTE] 920 00:59:53,715 --> 00:59:56,332 Take Mrs. Gloop to the Fudge Room, but look sharp... 921 00:59:56,551 --> 00:59:58,758 or her boy will go in the boiler. 922 00:59:58,970 --> 01:00:00,677 You boiled him up! 923 01:00:00,889 --> 01:00:04,507 Nil desperandum. Across the desert lies the promised land. 924 01:00:04,726 --> 01:00:06,091 Goodbye, Mrs. Gloop. 925 01:00:06,311 --> 01:00:10,805 Adieu! Auf wiedersehen. Gesundheit. Farewell. 926 01:00:12,234 --> 01:00:14,521 [SINGING] Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Do 927 01:00:14,736 --> 01:00:17,819 I've got a perfect puzzle for you 928 01:00:18,156 --> 01:00:20,693 Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Dee 929 01:00:21,326 --> 01:00:24,444 If you are wise You'll listen to me 930 01:00:24,663 --> 01:00:27,655 What do you get When you guzzle down sweets? 931 01:00:27,999 --> 01:00:30,991 Eating as much As an elephant eats 932 01:00:31,253 --> 01:00:34,211 What are you at Getting terribly fat? 933 01:00:34,422 --> 01:00:38,837 What do you think Will come of that? 934 01:00:39,344 --> 01:00:41,005 I don't like the look of it 935 01:00:41,221 --> 01:00:44,009 Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Da 936 01:00:44,432 --> 01:00:47,345 If you're not greedy You will go far 937 01:00:47,561 --> 01:00:50,519 You will live In happiness too 938 01:00:50,897 --> 01:00:54,515 Like the Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Do 939 01:01:00,115 --> 01:01:01,571 Doompa Dee Do 940 01:01:04,452 --> 01:01:07,035 Hey, what kind of place you running here? 941 01:01:07,581 --> 01:01:09,743 [SPEAKING IN FRENCH] 942 01:01:11,459 --> 01:01:12,459 What's he talking about? 943 01:01:24,097 --> 01:01:25,462 [BELL RINGING] 944 01:01:31,813 --> 01:01:33,099 Wow, what a boat! 945 01:01:33,315 --> 01:01:35,773 Ooh! Looks good enough to eat! 946 01:01:35,942 --> 01:01:37,933 That's quite a nice little canoe. 947 01:01:38,153 --> 01:01:42,192 All I ask is a tall ship and a star to sail her by. 948 01:01:42,407 --> 01:01:43,442 All aboard! 949 01:01:43,658 --> 01:01:45,695 Ladies first. That means Veruca. 950 01:01:45,911 --> 01:01:48,869 If she's a lady, I'm a Vermicious Knid. 951 01:01:49,080 --> 01:01:52,618 - You sure this thing will float? - With your buoyancy, rest assured. 952 01:01:52,834 --> 01:01:55,041 She's trés jolie, but is she seaworthy? 953 01:01:55,253 --> 01:01:58,791 Nothing to worry about. I take good care of my guests. 954 01:01:59,007 --> 01:02:02,921 - You took good care of the August kid. - Everybody aboard! 955 01:02:04,346 --> 01:02:06,212 You're going to love this. 956 01:02:06,431 --> 01:02:07,762 Just love it. 957 01:02:38,296 --> 01:02:42,255 I want a boat like this. A beautiful paddle boat, that's what I want. 958 01:02:42,467 --> 01:02:45,050 What she wants is a kick in the pants. 959 01:02:45,387 --> 01:02:46,673 I'm gonna be seasick. 960 01:02:46,888 --> 01:02:48,574 - [WONKA] Try one of these. - What are they? 961 01:02:48,598 --> 01:02:51,010 [WONKA] Rainbow drops. You can spit in seven colours. 962 01:02:51,184 --> 01:02:52,845 Spiting is a dirty habit. 963 01:02:53,061 --> 01:02:54,643 I know a worse one. 964 01:03:06,408 --> 01:03:09,241 - What business you in, Salt? - Nuts. 965 01:03:21,506 --> 01:03:22,506 Where are we going? 966 01:03:22,924 --> 01:03:24,710 I don't like that tunnel. 967 01:03:24,884 --> 01:03:26,215 I want off! 968 01:03:26,428 --> 01:03:31,343 Around the world and home again. That's the sailor's way! 969 01:03:32,017 --> 01:03:34,349 [VERUCA] I don't like this ride, Daddy! 970 01:03:35,395 --> 01:03:37,181 [ALL CHATTERING] 971 01:03:38,356 --> 01:03:40,142 [MRS. TEEVEE] We're going too fast! 972 01:03:40,358 --> 01:03:41,814 [VIOLET] We're going to sink! 973 01:03:42,027 --> 01:03:44,143 - [VERUCA] Why doesn't he stop the boat? - Faster! 974 01:03:44,362 --> 01:03:46,524 [MR. SALT] Close your eyes and hang on tight! 975 01:03:51,244 --> 01:03:53,531 - What is this, a freak out? - This isn't funny! 976 01:03:54,039 --> 01:03:56,155 You can't possibly see where you're going! 977 01:03:56,374 --> 01:03:58,285 You're right. I can't. 978 01:03:58,543 --> 01:04:00,454 [MIKE] This would make a great series! 979 01:04:01,087 --> 01:04:03,749 - [MR. SALT] Wonka. - This is kind of strange. 980 01:04:03,923 --> 01:04:06,790 Yes, strange, Charlie. But it's fun! Ha-ha! 981 01:04:07,177 --> 01:04:10,715 - [MIKE] This is terrific. - I want to get off the boat, Wonka! 982 01:04:11,765 --> 01:04:14,006 Aah! I may get sick! 983 01:04:14,225 --> 01:04:15,590 This has gone too far! 984 01:04:15,810 --> 01:04:18,472 Tell that little guy to turn us around! 985 01:04:18,646 --> 01:04:20,478 Aah! Now I am gonna be sick! 986 01:04:21,608 --> 01:04:23,815 - Grandpa! - Couldn't be. 987 01:04:26,196 --> 01:04:27,527 [SCREAMING] 988 01:04:28,490 --> 01:04:32,074 [SINGING] There's no earthly way of knowing 989 01:04:32,243 --> 01:04:33,243 He's singing. 990 01:04:33,411 --> 01:04:36,324 Which direction we are going 991 01:04:36,915 --> 01:04:40,749 There's no knowing where we're rowing 992 01:04:41,419 --> 01:04:44,332 Or which way the river's flowing 993 01:04:44,839 --> 01:04:46,876 Is it raining 994 01:04:47,092 --> 01:04:49,459 Is it snowing 995 01:04:49,677 --> 01:04:53,671 ls a hurricane a-blowing 996 01:04:55,433 --> 01:04:59,176 Not a speck of light is showing So the danger must be growing 997 01:04:59,771 --> 01:05:02,263 Are the fires of hell a-glowing? 998 01:05:03,108 --> 01:05:05,725 Is the grizzly reaper mowing? 999 01:05:05,944 --> 01:05:07,230 Yes! 1000 01:05:07,445 --> 01:05:12,064 The danger must be growing For the rowers keep on rowing 1001 01:05:12,283 --> 01:05:15,275 And they're certainly not showing 1002 01:05:15,578 --> 01:05:19,446 Any signs that they are slowing! 1003 01:05:21,209 --> 01:05:22,995 [SCREAMING] 1004 01:05:24,212 --> 01:05:26,328 - Make him stop, Daddy! - Wonka... 1005 01:05:26,548 --> 01:05:28,585 - this has gone far enough! - Quite right, sir. 1006 01:05:28,800 --> 01:05:30,006 Stop the boat! 1007 01:05:31,803 --> 01:05:33,339 - We're there. - [MRS. TEEVEE] Where? 1008 01:05:33,513 --> 01:05:34,513 Here. 1009 01:05:34,722 --> 01:05:38,386 A small step for mankind, but a giant step for us. 1010 01:05:38,726 --> 01:05:40,182 All ashore! 1011 01:05:40,395 --> 01:05:42,352 Let me off this freight! 1012 01:05:42,564 --> 01:05:45,602 - Why don't they show that stuff on TV? - I don't know. 1013 01:05:45,817 --> 01:05:49,355 - What a nightmare! - Daddy, I do not want a boat like this. 1014 01:05:49,529 --> 01:05:50,644 [CHARLIE] Dairy cream? 1015 01:05:51,030 --> 01:05:52,065 Whipped cream. 1016 01:05:52,240 --> 01:05:53,901 - Coffee cream. - Vanilla cream. 1017 01:05:54,826 --> 01:05:56,533 [IN UNISON] Hair cream? 1018 01:05:57,078 --> 01:05:59,240 [SPEAKING IN GERMAN] 1019 01:05:59,789 --> 01:06:00,995 That's not French. 1020 01:06:07,755 --> 01:06:09,245 I can't take much more. 1021 01:06:11,926 --> 01:06:14,293 Der Inventing Room. 1022 01:06:14,846 --> 01:06:17,463 Now remember, no messing about. 1023 01:06:17,682 --> 01:06:20,299 No touching, no tasting, no telling. 1024 01:06:20,477 --> 01:06:21,477 No telling what? 1025 01:06:21,686 --> 01:06:25,930 All of my most secret inventions are cooking and simmering in here. 1026 01:06:26,357 --> 01:06:30,066 Old Slugworth would give his false teeth to get inside for five minutes. 1027 01:06:30,278 --> 01:06:33,020 So don't touch a thing! 1028 01:06:47,921 --> 01:06:49,662 [BEEPING] 1029 01:06:58,348 --> 01:07:01,306 Inventing Room? Looks more like a Turkish bath. 1030 01:07:01,518 --> 01:07:04,977 Even if Slugworth did get in here, he couldn't find anything. 1031 01:07:05,188 --> 01:07:07,646 - You got a garbage strike? - Who does the cleaning? 1032 01:07:07,857 --> 01:07:09,222 Shouldn't you wear gloves? 1033 01:07:09,442 --> 01:07:11,558 You'll have health inspectors after you. 1034 01:07:11,778 --> 01:07:15,567 Invention, my dear friends, is 93 percent perspiration... 1035 01:07:15,782 --> 01:07:17,819 six percent electricity... 1036 01:07:18,034 --> 01:07:19,820 four percent evaporation... 1037 01:07:20,036 --> 01:07:22,323 and two percent butterscotch ripple. 1038 01:07:22,539 --> 01:07:24,746 [MRS. TEEVEE] That's a hundred and five percent! 1039 01:07:24,958 --> 01:07:26,198 [MR. SALT] Any good? 1040 01:07:27,627 --> 01:07:28,708 Yes. 1041 01:07:29,128 --> 01:07:30,539 Excuse me. 1042 01:07:32,966 --> 01:07:36,379 Time is a precious thing. Never waste it. 1043 01:07:38,221 --> 01:07:41,964 - He's absolutely bonkers! - That's not bad. 1044 01:07:42,267 --> 01:07:43,428 Mm. 1045 01:07:44,477 --> 01:07:47,686 [WONKA SINGING] In springtime The only pretty ring time 1046 01:07:47,897 --> 01:07:50,935 Birds sing Hey, ding a ding-a-ding 1047 01:07:51,150 --> 01:07:53,517 Sweet lovers love... 1048 01:07:53,945 --> 01:07:55,151 the spring 1049 01:07:58,199 --> 01:08:00,281 I told you not to, silly boy. 1050 01:08:00,493 --> 01:08:01,779 Your teeth! 1051 01:08:01,995 --> 01:08:03,577 Boy, that's great stuff. 1052 01:08:03,913 --> 01:08:07,451 That's exploding candy, for your enemies. Great idea. 1053 01:08:07,667 --> 01:08:10,250 Not ready yet. Needs more gel ignite. 1054 01:08:20,430 --> 01:08:21,716 What's that for? 1055 01:08:21,931 --> 01:08:23,421 Gives it a little kick. 1056 01:08:26,102 --> 01:08:27,263 Wonka! 1057 01:08:29,272 --> 01:08:31,513 Butterscotch? Buttergin? 1058 01:08:31,774 --> 01:08:33,560 Something going on inside? 1059 01:08:33,776 --> 01:08:36,689 Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker. 1060 01:08:38,656 --> 01:08:39,942 Aah! 1061 01:08:40,366 --> 01:08:42,733 What's the matter? Too hot, Mr. Wonka? 1062 01:08:42,952 --> 01:08:44,989 Too cold! Far too cold. 1063 01:08:45,204 --> 01:08:47,536 That's gourmet cooking for you. 1064 01:08:47,707 --> 01:08:48,822 [MACHINE BEEPING] 1065 01:08:49,000 --> 01:08:50,411 No! Don't, please. 1066 01:08:50,752 --> 01:08:53,540 Forgive me, but no one must look under there. 1067 01:08:53,796 --> 01:08:56,663 This is the most secret machine in my factory. 1068 01:08:57,050 --> 01:09:00,543 - This one's going to sizzle Slugworth. - [CHARLIE] What's it do? 1069 01:09:02,138 --> 01:09:04,300 - Would you like to see? - [ALL] Yeah! 1070 01:09:11,105 --> 01:09:12,561 [BELL RINGING] 1071 01:09:13,733 --> 01:09:15,474 [WHIRRING] 1072 01:09:27,830 --> 01:09:28,945 What's it do? 1073 01:09:29,165 --> 01:09:32,123 Can't you see? It makes Everlasting Gobstoppers. 1074 01:09:32,335 --> 01:09:34,095 [VIOLET] Did you say Everlasting Gobstoppers? 1075 01:09:34,253 --> 01:09:37,371 For children with little money. You can suck them forever. 1076 01:09:37,590 --> 01:09:39,376 I want an Everlasting Gobstopper! 1077 01:09:39,550 --> 01:09:40,550 - Me too! - And me! 1078 01:09:40,760 --> 01:09:43,297 Fantastic invention. Revolutionize the industry. 1079 01:09:43,513 --> 01:09:47,131 You suck them and they'll never get smaller. Never. 1080 01:09:47,350 --> 01:09:48,465 I think. 1081 01:09:48,685 --> 01:09:50,722 - [WONKA] Few more tests. - How do you make them? 1082 01:09:50,937 --> 01:09:54,475 I'm a trifle deaf in this ear. Speak louder next time. 1083 01:09:54,691 --> 01:09:56,352 Who wants an Everlasting Gobstopper? 1084 01:09:56,526 --> 01:09:58,108 'I do! 1085 01:09:59,112 --> 01:10:03,481 I can only give them to you if you swear to keep them for yourselves. 1086 01:10:03,700 --> 01:10:07,694 And never show them to another soul as long as you live. 1087 01:10:08,287 --> 01:10:10,153 [WONKA] Agreed? [CHILDREN IN UNISON] Agreed! 1088 01:10:10,373 --> 01:10:13,832 Good. One for you, and one for you, and one for you. 1089 01:10:14,043 --> 01:10:15,374 What about Charlie? 1090 01:10:15,712 --> 01:10:16,998 And one for Charlie. 1091 01:10:17,213 --> 01:10:19,580 Hey, she's got two! I want another! 1092 01:10:19,799 --> 01:10:22,587 - Stop squawking, you twit! - [WONKA] Everybody has one. 1093 01:10:22,802 --> 01:10:26,295 And one is enough for anybody. Now, come along. 1094 01:10:27,724 --> 01:10:29,431 If you'll follow me... 1095 01:10:29,767 --> 01:10:31,849 I have something special to show you. 1096 01:10:32,061 --> 01:10:33,551 It's special, all right. 1097 01:10:34,063 --> 01:10:36,270 I only hope Veruca doesn't want one. 1098 01:10:36,482 --> 01:10:37,602 [VIOLET] What a contraption! 1099 01:10:37,817 --> 01:10:38,852 Isn't she scrumptious? 1100 01:10:39,068 --> 01:10:41,856 My revolutionary, non-pollutionary mechanical wonder. 1101 01:10:42,196 --> 01:10:45,405 Now, button, button, who's got the button? 1102 01:10:45,825 --> 01:10:47,315 It's over there. 1103 01:10:47,910 --> 01:10:49,071 - Here? - Yeah. 1104 01:10:51,247 --> 01:10:52,954 [WHIRRING] 1105 01:11:05,178 --> 01:11:07,294 [WONKA] What you are witnessing, dear friends... 1106 01:11:07,513 --> 01:11:10,471 is the most enormous miracle of the Machine Age. 1107 01:11:10,683 --> 01:11:13,596 The creation of a confectionery giant! 1108 01:11:14,437 --> 01:11:15,802 [BUZZING] 1109 01:11:24,489 --> 01:11:27,356 - [VERUCA] That's all? - Don't you know what this is? 1110 01:11:27,617 --> 01:11:29,324 Wrong! 1111 01:11:29,535 --> 01:11:33,028 It's the most fabulous, sensational gum in the world! 1112 01:11:33,206 --> 01:11:34,571 What's so fab about it'? 1113 01:11:34,791 --> 01:11:37,909 - This gum is a three-course dinner. - Bull! 1114 01:11:38,127 --> 01:11:41,085 - Roast beef, but it's not right yet. - I don't care! 1115 01:11:41,297 --> 01:11:43,413 I wouldn't do that. I really wouldn't. 1116 01:11:43,633 --> 01:11:45,340 If it's gum, that's for me. 1117 01:11:45,551 --> 01:11:47,588 Violet, don't do anything stupid. 1118 01:11:47,804 --> 01:11:49,636 What's it taste like? 1119 01:11:49,972 --> 01:11:52,555 Madness! It's tomato soup! 1120 01:11:52,975 --> 01:11:55,717 It's creamy. I can feel it running down my throat! 1121 01:11:56,145 --> 01:11:57,601 Stop. Don't. 1122 01:11:57,814 --> 01:11:59,350 Why doesn't she listen? 1123 01:11:59,565 --> 01:12:02,102 Because, Charlie, she's a nitwit. 1124 01:12:02,485 --> 01:12:03,600 Great soup! 1125 01:12:03,820 --> 01:12:05,606 The second course is coming. 1126 01:12:05,822 --> 01:12:08,280 Roast beef and a baked potato! Mm! 1127 01:12:08,449 --> 01:12:10,406 With sour cream? 1128 01:12:10,576 --> 01:12:11,782 [LAUGHING] 1129 01:12:11,994 --> 01:12:14,702 - What's for dessert? - Dessert? Here it comes! 1130 01:12:14,914 --> 01:12:18,953 Blueberry pie and cream! It's the most marvellous I've ever tasted! 1131 01:12:19,168 --> 01:12:21,626 - [MR. BEAUREGARDE] What's happening? - Cool it! 1132 01:12:21,838 --> 01:12:22,873 Let me finish. 1133 01:12:23,089 --> 01:12:24,705 You're face is turning blue! 1134 01:12:24,924 --> 01:12:26,915 You're turning violet, Violet! 1135 01:12:27,093 --> 01:12:28,093 What do you mean? 1136 01:12:28,261 --> 01:12:30,468 I told you I hadn't got it right yet. 1137 01:12:30,680 --> 01:12:33,047 Look what it's done to my kid! 1138 01:12:33,266 --> 01:12:37,305 It always goes wrong when we come to the desserts. Always. 1139 01:12:37,562 --> 01:12:38,973 Violet, what are you doing?! 1140 01:12:39,188 --> 01:12:41,145 - You're blowing up! - I feel funny! 1141 01:12:41,357 --> 01:12:43,394 - I'm not surprised. - What's happening?! 1142 01:12:43,609 --> 01:12:45,649 - You're like a balloon! - [WONKA] Like a blueberry. 1143 01:12:45,778 --> 01:12:47,898 - Call a doctor! - [MRS. TEEVEE] Stick her with a pin. 1144 01:12:48,030 --> 01:12:50,397 [CHARLIE] She'll pop! [WONKA] It happens every time! 1145 01:12:50,616 --> 01:12:53,654 - They all become blueberries. - You've done it this time! 1146 01:12:53,870 --> 01:12:55,406 I'll break you for this! 1147 01:12:55,621 --> 01:12:57,737 - I'll get it right in the end. - [VIOLET] Help! 1148 01:12:58,124 --> 01:13:01,242 - Help! - Oh, we've got to let the air out of her! 1149 01:13:01,460 --> 01:13:02,855 [WONKA] There's no air. [MR. BEAUREGARDE] Hm? 1150 01:13:02,879 --> 01:13:04,415 - That's juice. - Juice? 1151 01:13:04,630 --> 01:13:07,748 Would you roll her down to the Juicing Room? 1152 01:13:07,967 --> 01:13:10,004 - What for? - For squeezing. 1153 01:13:10,219 --> 01:13:12,586 She has to be squeezed before she explodes. 1154 01:13:12,805 --> 01:13:15,172 - Explodes! - It's a fairly simple operation. 1155 01:13:16,642 --> 01:13:19,100 [SINGING] Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Do 1156 01:13:19,312 --> 01:13:22,771 I've got another puzzle for you 1157 01:13:22,982 --> 01:13:26,145 Oompa Loompa Doompa Da Dee 1158 01:13:26,736 --> 01:13:30,195 If you are wise You'll listen to me 1159 01:13:30,448 --> 01:13:33,486 Gum chewing's fine When it's once in a while 1160 01:13:33,743 --> 01:13:37,361 It stops you from smoking And brightens your smile 1161 01:13:37,580 --> 01:13:40,868 But it's repulsive Revolting and wrong 1162 01:13:41,083 --> 01:13:42,949 Chewing and chewing 1163 01:13:43,169 --> 01:13:45,251 All day long 1164 01:13:46,756 --> 01:13:48,747 The way that a cow does 1165 01:13:50,343 --> 01:13:53,631 Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Da 1166 01:13:54,013 --> 01:13:57,005 Given good manners You will go far 1167 01:13:57,683 --> 01:14:00,345 You will live in happiness too 1168 01:14:01,187 --> 01:14:05,397 Like the Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Do 1169 01:14:09,612 --> 01:14:12,980 I'll get even with you for this, if it's the last thing I do! 1170 01:14:13,199 --> 01:14:15,782 I got a blueberry for a daughter! 1171 01:14:16,702 --> 01:14:20,536 Where is fancy bred? In the heart or in the head? 1172 01:14:21,999 --> 01:14:23,535 Shall we roll on? 1173 01:14:27,797 --> 01:14:29,128 Thank you. 1174 01:14:29,966 --> 01:14:34,426 Well, well, well! Two naughty, nasty little children gone. 1175 01:14:34,971 --> 01:14:38,384 Three good, sweet little children left. 1176 01:14:40,476 --> 01:14:43,218 Hurry, please. Long way to go yet. 1177 01:14:46,816 --> 01:14:48,932 Wait a minute. Must show you this. 1178 01:14:49,151 --> 01:14:51,768 Lickable wallpaper for nursery walls. 1179 01:14:51,988 --> 01:14:54,150 Lick an orange, tastes like an orange. 1180 01:14:54,365 --> 01:14:57,824 Lick a pineapple, it tastes like a pineapple. Try it! 1181 01:14:58,202 --> 01:15:00,159 [MIKE] Mm! I got a plum! 1182 01:15:00,371 --> 01:15:03,784 Grandpa, this banana's fantastic! It tastes so real! 1183 01:15:04,041 --> 01:15:07,124 Try some more. The strawberries taste like strawberries. 1184 01:15:07,336 --> 01:15:09,703 The snozzberries taste like snozzberries. 1185 01:15:09,922 --> 01:15:13,085 Snozzberries? Whoever heard of a snozzberry? 1186 01:15:14,135 --> 01:15:16,547 We are the music makers. 1187 01:15:16,887 --> 01:15:20,175 And we are the dreamers of dreams. 1188 01:15:21,308 --> 01:15:22,764 Come along. 1189 01:15:25,813 --> 01:15:28,646 Something very unusual in here. 1190 01:15:28,983 --> 01:15:32,101 Bubbles, bubbles everywhere, but not a drop to drink. 1191 01:15:32,278 --> 01:15:33,278 Yet. 1192 01:15:33,487 --> 01:15:34,943 [CHARLIE] What's it making? 1193 01:15:35,156 --> 01:15:39,821 Fizzy-Lifting drinks. They fill you with gas and the gas lifts you... 1194 01:15:40,036 --> 01:15:41,526 off the ground like a balloon. 1195 01:15:41,746 --> 01:15:44,283 [VERUCA] Oh, isn't it high? Gosh! 1196 01:15:44,832 --> 01:15:46,368 But it's still too powerful. 1197 01:15:46,584 --> 01:15:47,824 [BOTH] Let us try some! Please! 1198 01:15:48,502 --> 01:15:52,871 No, no. There'd be children floating all over the place! 1199 01:15:53,090 --> 01:15:55,001 Come along, don't hang about. 1200 01:15:55,676 --> 01:15:58,088 You'll be wild about this next room. 1201 01:15:59,305 --> 01:16:01,717 Let's take a drink. Nobody's watching. 1202 01:16:01,932 --> 01:16:04,264 A small one won't hurt us. Whoops! 1203 01:16:09,106 --> 01:16:10,517 Mmm! Not bad. 1204 01:16:12,693 --> 01:16:13,933 Well? 1205 01:16:14,195 --> 01:16:15,685 Nothing's happening. 1206 01:16:16,030 --> 01:16:19,239 You're right, Charlie. I can't understand why...! 1207 01:16:19,408 --> 01:16:21,069 Oh! Oh! Oh! 1208 01:16:21,702 --> 01:16:23,318 I feel terribly strange. 1209 01:16:23,496 --> 01:16:26,955 - What do we do now? - I don't know, Charlie, but... Aah! Oh! Oh! 1210 01:16:27,124 --> 01:16:31,334 - Mr. Wonka isn't gonna like this! - We can't stay up here all day! 1211 01:16:31,545 --> 01:16:33,331 - You're right. - I'll try and get down. 1212 01:16:33,547 --> 01:16:36,539 All right, Charlie, but please be careful. 1213 01:16:37,551 --> 01:16:41,419 It's fun! It works! Come on in! The air's fine! 1214 01:16:41,639 --> 01:16:44,597 - I haven't swum in 20 years. - Give me your hand! 1215 01:16:44,809 --> 01:16:46,720 I don't think I ought to. 1216 01:16:48,521 --> 01:16:51,309 Oh. Oh, this is great! 1217 01:16:51,732 --> 01:16:53,143 Hey, try this, Grandpa! 1218 01:16:53,484 --> 01:16:55,462 - All right, Charlie. Wait for me! - [CHARLIE] Wee! 1219 01:16:55,486 --> 01:16:56,521 Wee! 1220 01:16:57,905 --> 01:16:59,066 Wee! 1221 01:16:59,573 --> 01:17:02,440 - I'm a shooting star! - I'm a rocket! 1222 01:17:03,911 --> 01:17:05,777 This is really great! 1223 01:17:05,996 --> 01:17:08,033 Look, I'm a bird! 1224 01:17:10,084 --> 01:17:12,246 I feel light as a feather. 1225 01:17:13,087 --> 01:17:14,248 Look down. 1226 01:17:14,463 --> 01:17:16,329 We're really high now. 1227 01:17:20,511 --> 01:17:22,172 Watch this, Grandpa. 1228 01:17:25,766 --> 01:17:27,222 Wonderful, Charlie! 1229 01:17:27,434 --> 01:17:29,641 - Wow! Try it, Grandpa! - I don't know! 1230 01:17:29,854 --> 01:17:31,310 Come on, Grandpa. 1231 01:17:31,522 --> 01:17:33,012 All right. 1232 01:17:35,359 --> 01:17:37,521 - Hey, you did it, Grandpa! - Oh. 1233 01:17:38,237 --> 01:17:40,729 Oh, I think I hit an air pocket. 1234 01:17:40,948 --> 01:17:42,985 You can fly to the moon this way! 1235 01:17:43,200 --> 01:17:45,157 Let's fly south for the winter. 1236 01:17:45,369 --> 01:17:46,780 Why not? 1237 01:17:48,622 --> 01:17:49,703 I'm a bird! 1238 01:17:49,957 --> 01:17:51,243 I'm a plane! 1239 01:17:51,458 --> 01:17:52,458 I'm... 1240 01:17:52,710 --> 01:17:54,542 going too high! 1241 01:17:55,379 --> 01:17:57,666 Hey, Grandpa, I can't get down! 1242 01:17:57,840 --> 01:17:58,840 Help! 1243 01:17:59,049 --> 01:18:00,665 Grandpa, the fan! 1244 01:18:00,885 --> 01:18:02,922 It'll chop us to bits! 1245 01:18:03,137 --> 01:18:05,378 We're in trouble! I can't stop! 1246 01:18:05,639 --> 01:18:06,925 [CHARLIE] It's pulling me in! 1247 01:18:07,141 --> 01:18:09,007 I can't stop! 1248 01:18:09,226 --> 01:18:11,593 - What do we do? - Grab hold of something! 1249 01:18:12,229 --> 01:18:14,812 There's nothing to grab on to! Help! 1250 01:18:15,274 --> 01:18:16,605 We'll be killed! 1251 01:18:16,942 --> 01:18:18,603 Help! Help! 1252 01:18:18,777 --> 01:18:22,395 Mr. Wonka, please! Turn off the fan! Oh! Oh! 1253 01:18:22,573 --> 01:18:24,109 [BURPS] 1254 01:18:24,617 --> 01:18:26,779 Ooh! I'm going down! Quick! 1255 01:18:26,994 --> 01:18:29,952 Burp! If you don't, it'll cut you to ribbons! 1256 01:18:30,122 --> 01:18:32,284 [CHARLIE] I can't! Help! [JOE] You've gotta burp! 1257 01:18:32,458 --> 01:18:33,664 It's the only way! 1258 01:18:33,834 --> 01:18:34,834 [BURPING] 1259 01:18:35,002 --> 01:18:36,959 [JOE] Attaboy! Burp again! 1260 01:18:37,129 --> 01:18:39,040 Attaboy! Come on! 1261 01:18:41,300 --> 01:18:43,462 That's wonderful, Charlie! 1262 01:18:49,975 --> 01:18:53,684 Grab on to me. We're gonna be all right now. 1263 01:19:01,237 --> 01:19:02,443 Good boy! 1264 01:19:02,988 --> 01:19:05,355 From now on we keep our feet on the ground. 1265 01:19:05,574 --> 01:19:07,656 Let's catch up to the others! 1266 01:19:10,329 --> 01:19:11,990 I know what you're thinking. 1267 01:19:12,164 --> 01:19:14,201 They can't be doing what they're doing. 1268 01:19:14,416 --> 01:19:16,498 But they are. They have to. 1269 01:19:16,669 --> 01:19:18,831 The Oompa Loompas can't do it. 1270 01:19:19,338 --> 01:19:21,579 These are the geese that lay the golden eggs. 1271 01:19:21,799 --> 01:19:24,416 They're larger than ordinary geese. 1272 01:19:24,635 --> 01:19:26,751 They're quadruple-size, which produces... 1273 01:19:26,971 --> 01:19:30,089 octuple-size eggs. They're laying overtime for Easter. 1274 01:19:30,307 --> 01:19:32,298 - But Easter's over! - Shh. 1275 01:19:32,476 --> 01:19:33,841 They don't know that. 1276 01:19:34,061 --> 01:19:36,348 I'm trying to get ahead for next year. 1277 01:19:37,982 --> 01:19:40,189 [MR. SALT] What happens if they drop an egg? 1278 01:19:40,401 --> 01:19:42,984 [WONKA] An omelette fit for a king, sir. 1279 01:19:43,320 --> 01:19:44,902 [VERUCA] Are they chocolate eggs? 1280 01:19:45,155 --> 01:19:47,943 Golden chocolate eggs! A great delicacy. 1281 01:19:48,158 --> 01:19:49,614 But don't get too close. 1282 01:19:49,827 --> 01:19:52,694 The geese are temperamental, so we have the Eggdicator. 1283 01:19:52,871 --> 01:19:53,871 [MRS. TEEVEE] Eggdi-what? 1284 01:19:54,039 --> 01:19:56,906 [WONKA] The Eggdicator tells the difference between a good egg... 1285 01:19:57,584 --> 01:19:58,790 and a bad egg. 1286 01:19:59,003 --> 01:20:02,371 If it's good, it's shined and shipped over the world. 1287 01:20:02,756 --> 01:20:04,667 If it's a bad egg... 1288 01:20:05,592 --> 01:20:07,082 down the chute. 1289 01:20:09,221 --> 01:20:10,221 [HORN HONKS] 1290 01:20:11,348 --> 01:20:12,964 An educated Eggdicator. 1291 01:20:13,183 --> 01:20:14,765 It's a lot of nonsense. 1292 01:20:15,352 --> 01:20:18,310 [SINGING] A little nonsense now and then 1293 01:20:18,522 --> 01:20:22,356 ls relished by the wisest men. 1294 01:20:22,609 --> 01:20:24,225 [VERUCA] I want a golden goose! 1295 01:20:24,445 --> 01:20:25,606 Here we go again. 1296 01:20:25,863 --> 01:20:27,479 [MR. SALT] All right, sweetheart. 1297 01:20:27,698 --> 01:20:29,905 You'll get one as soon as we get home. 1298 01:20:30,117 --> 01:20:32,449 No, I want one of those! 1299 01:20:33,120 --> 01:20:35,282 How much do you want for the goose? 1300 01:20:35,456 --> 01:20:37,096 - [WONKA] Not for sale. - Name your price. 1301 01:20:37,124 --> 01:20:38,204 [WONKA] She can't have one. 1302 01:20:38,375 --> 01:20:39,661 Who says I can't? 1303 01:20:39,877 --> 01:20:41,584 - The man with the hat. - I want one! 1304 01:20:41,795 --> 01:20:43,832 I want a golden goose! 1305 01:20:44,048 --> 01:20:45,083 Gooses! 1306 01:20:45,299 --> 01:20:46,505 Geeses! 1307 01:20:46,717 --> 01:20:49,334 I want my geese to lay gold eggs for Easter. 1308 01:20:49,553 --> 01:20:51,760 - It will, sweetheart. - At least 100 a day. 1309 01:20:51,972 --> 01:20:54,930 - Anything you say. - And by the way... 1310 01:20:55,142 --> 01:20:56,428 I want a feast. 1311 01:20:56,643 --> 01:20:58,350 You ate before you came. 1312 01:20:58,562 --> 01:20:59,973 [SINGING] I want a bean-feast 1313 01:21:00,189 --> 01:21:01,395 Oh, one of those. 1314 01:21:01,607 --> 01:21:04,440 Cream buns and doughnuts And fruitcake with no nuts 1315 01:21:04,651 --> 01:21:07,860 - So good you could go nuts - You'll have them when you get home. 1316 01:21:08,072 --> 01:21:11,315 No, now! I want a ball! 1317 01:21:11,575 --> 01:21:13,612 [SINGING] I want a party 1318 01:21:13,911 --> 01:21:15,902 Pink macaroons And a million balloons 1319 01:21:16,163 --> 01:21:18,370 And performing baboons and... 1320 01:21:18,582 --> 01:21:19,913 Give it to me 1321 01:21:20,292 --> 01:21:21,292 Now! 1322 01:21:21,502 --> 01:21:23,413 I want the world 1323 01:21:23,837 --> 01:21:26,124 I want the whole world 1324 01:21:26,340 --> 01:21:30,629 I want to lock it all up in my pocket It's my bar of chocolate 1325 01:21:30,844 --> 01:21:33,802 Give it to me now 1326 01:21:34,014 --> 01:21:36,130 I want today 1327 01:21:36,350 --> 01:21:38,387 I want tomorrow 1328 01:21:38,602 --> 01:21:41,219 I want to wear them Like braids in my hair 1329 01:21:41,438 --> 01:21:43,520 And I don't want to share them 1330 01:21:47,361 --> 01:21:50,979 I want a party With roomfuls of laughter 1331 01:21:51,198 --> 01:21:53,986 10,000 tons of ice cream 1332 01:21:54,201 --> 01:21:58,570 And if I don't Get the things I am after 1333 01:21:58,789 --> 01:22:04,034 I'm going to scream! 1334 01:22:12,636 --> 01:22:13,922 I want the works 1335 01:22:14,138 --> 01:22:15,503 I want the whole works 1336 01:22:15,722 --> 01:22:18,339 Presents and prizes And sweets and surprises 1337 01:22:18,559 --> 01:22:21,221 Of all shapes and sizes And now 1338 01:22:21,478 --> 01:22:25,437 Don't care how I want it now 1339 01:22:25,983 --> 01:22:29,647 Don't care how I want it now 1340 01:22:30,362 --> 01:22:31,693 [HORN HONKS] 1341 01:22:38,078 --> 01:22:39,819 She was a bad egg. 1342 01:22:41,331 --> 01:22:42,492 Where's she gone? 1343 01:22:42,749 --> 01:22:45,912 Where all the other bad eggs go. Down the garbage chute. 1344 01:22:46,170 --> 01:22:48,161 The garbage chute. 1345 01:22:48,755 --> 01:22:50,120 Where does it lead to? 1346 01:22:50,340 --> 01:22:51,922 To the furnace. 1347 01:22:52,259 --> 01:22:53,624 The furnace? 1348 01:22:53,802 --> 01:22:54,802 [LAUGHING] 1349 01:22:54,970 --> 01:22:57,712 - She'll sizzle like a sausage. - Not necessarily. 1350 01:22:57,931 --> 01:23:00,263 - She could be stuck inside the tube. - Inside the, 1351 01:23:00,642 --> 01:23:01,642 Hold on! 1352 01:23:01,852 --> 01:23:03,388 Veruca! Sweetheart! 1353 01:23:03,604 --> 01:23:05,436 Daddy's coming! 1354 01:23:05,772 --> 01:23:07,058 [HORN HONKS] 1355 01:23:07,983 --> 01:23:10,065 There'll be a lot of garbage today. 1356 01:23:10,277 --> 01:23:13,144 Ah, Mr. Salt finally got what he wanted. 1357 01:23:13,363 --> 01:23:15,900 - What's that? - Veruca went first. 1358 01:23:16,116 --> 01:23:19,905 Mr. Wonka, they won't really be burned in the furnace, will they? 1359 01:23:20,078 --> 01:23:23,742 Hm. I think that furnace is lit only every other day. 1360 01:23:23,957 --> 01:23:26,540 So they have a good sporting chance. 1361 01:23:27,294 --> 01:23:30,753 [SINGING] Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Do 1362 01:23:30,964 --> 01:23:34,423 I've got another puzzle for you 1363 01:23:34,635 --> 01:23:37,718 Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Dee 1364 01:23:38,222 --> 01:23:41,635 If you are wise You'll listen to me 1365 01:23:41,892 --> 01:23:45,180 Who do you blame When your kid is a brat 1366 01:23:45,395 --> 01:23:48,683 Pampered and spoiled Like a Siamese cat 1367 01:23:48,899 --> 01:23:52,108 Blaming the kids ls a lie and a shame 1368 01:23:52,319 --> 01:23:56,153 You know exactly Who's to blame 1369 01:23:57,157 --> 01:23:59,239 The mother and the father 1370 01:24:00,953 --> 01:24:04,071 Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Da 1371 01:24:04,498 --> 01:24:07,957 If you're not spoiled Then you will go far 1372 01:24:08,168 --> 01:24:11,286 You will live in happiness too 1373 01:24:13,423 --> 01:24:17,417 Like the Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Do 1374 01:24:18,845 --> 01:24:21,633 The children are disappearing like rabbits! 1375 01:24:21,848 --> 01:24:24,966 We still have each other. Shall we press on? 1376 01:24:25,185 --> 01:24:27,142 Can't we sit down for a minute? 1377 01:24:27,354 --> 01:24:30,472 - The pace is killing me. - Transportation has been arranged. 1378 01:24:30,649 --> 01:24:32,014 [GOOSE SQUAWKS] 1379 01:24:36,154 --> 01:24:38,270 [WONKA] Behold the Wonkamobile! 1380 01:24:38,490 --> 01:24:40,447 A thing of beauty is a joy forever. 1381 01:24:40,659 --> 01:24:43,492 Places, please. The dance is about to begin. 1382 01:24:43,745 --> 01:24:46,282 Grab a seat, they're going fast! 1383 01:24:46,498 --> 01:24:48,956 What's that they're filling it up with? 1384 01:24:49,167 --> 01:24:51,955 Ginger ale, ginger pop, ginger beer, beer bubbles... 1385 01:24:52,170 --> 01:24:55,458 bubble cola, double cola, double-bubble burp-a-cola... 1386 01:24:55,674 --> 01:24:58,632 all that carbonated stuff that tickles your nose. 1387 01:24:58,844 --> 01:25:01,711 Few people realize the power in one of those things. 1388 01:25:02,014 --> 01:25:03,846 I'm sorry I asked. 1389 01:25:04,099 --> 01:25:07,137 Would Slugworth pay extra to know about this? 1390 01:25:07,352 --> 01:25:10,265 Just keep your eyes open and your mouth shut. 1391 01:25:11,773 --> 01:25:12,979 Everybody set? 1392 01:25:13,191 --> 01:25:14,191 Will it go fast? 1393 01:25:14,359 --> 01:25:17,477 It should. It's got more gas than a politician! 1394 01:25:17,696 --> 01:25:21,610 Hold on. I'm gonna really open her up and see what she can do. 1395 01:25:22,868 --> 01:25:24,700 [SPUTTERING] 1396 01:25:29,708 --> 01:25:31,699 Swifter than eagles... 1397 01:25:31,960 --> 01:25:34,042 stronger than lions! 1398 01:25:34,880 --> 01:25:36,120 [SCREAMING] 1399 01:25:37,090 --> 01:25:38,546 [CHARLIE] Grandpa! 1400 01:25:39,551 --> 01:25:40,666 Aah! Uh! 1401 01:25:41,970 --> 01:25:43,881 [MIKE] It's getting in my eyes! 1402 01:25:44,306 --> 01:25:46,172 [MRS. TEEVEE] It's even in my shoes! 1403 01:25:46,391 --> 01:25:49,053 I'm soaked! It'll never come out! 1404 01:25:49,561 --> 01:25:50,801 [MIKE] It's sticking to my gun! 1405 01:25:51,521 --> 01:25:52,977 [MRS. TEEVEE] Oh! 1406 01:25:54,316 --> 01:25:56,057 [SINGING IN SPANISH] 1407 01:25:59,404 --> 01:26:02,817 My dress! My hair! My face! 1408 01:26:03,909 --> 01:26:06,742 I'm sending you the cleaning bill, Mr. Wonka! 1409 01:26:09,831 --> 01:26:11,697 I'm dry-cleaned! 1410 01:26:15,629 --> 01:26:16,710 [CHARLIE] Hey, Grandpa! 1411 01:26:17,047 --> 01:26:19,254 What was that we just went through? 1412 01:26:19,466 --> 01:26:20,831 Hsaw Aknow. 1413 01:26:21,051 --> 01:26:24,009 - Is that Japanese? - It's Wonka Wash spelled backwards. 1414 01:26:24,221 --> 01:26:26,337 That's it. The journey's over. 1415 01:26:26,556 --> 01:26:28,843 [JOE] Finest bath I've had in 20 years! 1416 01:26:29,059 --> 01:26:30,424 Let's do it again! 1417 01:26:30,644 --> 01:26:33,978 - That's as far as it goes? - Couldn't we have walked? 1418 01:26:34,481 --> 01:26:38,691 If the Lord meant us to walk, he wouldn't have invented roller skates. 1419 01:26:38,902 --> 01:26:40,688 Would you put these on? 1420 01:26:40,904 --> 01:26:43,145 We have to be careful. 1421 01:26:43,657 --> 01:26:45,989 There's dangerous stuff inside. 1422 01:26:48,745 --> 01:26:49,951 Wonkavision! 1423 01:26:50,163 --> 01:26:52,621 My very latest and greatest invention. 1424 01:26:53,166 --> 01:26:55,533 [MIKE] It's television! [WONKA] It's Wonkavision. 1425 01:26:55,752 --> 01:26:58,790 You all know how ordinary television works. 1426 01:26:59,005 --> 01:27:01,292 - You photo... - You photograph something... 1427 01:27:01,508 --> 01:27:04,125 then it's split into millions of pieces... 1428 01:27:04,344 --> 01:27:08,303 that fly through the air down to your TV set in the right order. 1429 01:27:09,099 --> 01:27:12,182 You should open your mouth a little wider when you speak. 1430 01:27:12,436 --> 01:27:14,427 If they can do it with a photograph... 1431 01:27:14,646 --> 01:27:17,354 why can't I do it with a bar of chocolate? 1432 01:27:20,277 --> 01:27:24,646 I shall now send this chocolate bar from one end of the room to the other. 1433 01:27:24,865 --> 01:27:28,278 It has to be big, because when you transmit by television... 1434 01:27:28,535 --> 01:27:30,117 it always ends up smaller. 1435 01:27:30,954 --> 01:27:32,615 Goggles on, please. 1436 01:27:34,791 --> 01:27:36,873 Lights, camera... 1437 01:27:37,085 --> 01:27:38,291 action! 1438 01:27:38,795 --> 01:27:39,876 [MRS. TEEVEE SCREAMS] 1439 01:27:40,046 --> 01:27:41,787 You can remove your goggles. 1440 01:27:42,632 --> 01:27:43,838 Where's the chocolate? 1441 01:27:44,050 --> 01:27:46,291 It's flying over our heads in a million pieces. 1442 01:27:49,139 --> 01:27:50,800 Now watch the screen. 1443 01:27:51,141 --> 01:27:52,506 [BEEPING] 1444 01:27:53,643 --> 01:27:54,974 Here it comes. 1445 01:27:56,229 --> 01:27:57,685 There it is. 1446 01:27:58,064 --> 01:27:59,064 Take it. 1447 01:27:59,357 --> 01:28:00,939 How? It's just a picture. 1448 01:28:01,151 --> 01:28:02,482 All right, you take it. 1449 01:28:03,779 --> 01:28:04,779 It's real! 1450 01:28:04,988 --> 01:28:07,980 Taste it! It's delicious. It's just gotten smaller. 1451 01:28:10,243 --> 01:28:11,243 It's perfect! 1452 01:28:11,453 --> 01:28:12,453 Unbelievable! 1453 01:28:12,662 --> 01:28:14,369 - A miracle! - It's a TV dinner! 1454 01:28:14,581 --> 01:28:17,118 - It's Wonkavision. - It could change the world! 1455 01:28:17,334 --> 01:28:19,120 Can you send other things? 1456 01:28:19,336 --> 01:28:21,373 - Not just chocolate, I mean. - Anything you like. 1457 01:28:21,588 --> 01:28:22,919 What about people? 1458 01:28:23,173 --> 01:28:24,584 People? 1459 01:28:25,133 --> 01:28:28,717 Hm. I don't really know. I suppose I could. 1460 01:28:28,929 --> 01:28:31,967 Yes, I'm sure I could. I'm pretty sure I could. 1461 01:28:32,182 --> 01:28:33,798 But it might have messy results. 1462 01:28:34,017 --> 01:28:37,226 [MIKE] I'm gonna be the first person to be sent by television! 1463 01:28:37,437 --> 01:28:38,437 [MRS. TEEVEE] Get away! 1464 01:28:38,855 --> 01:28:40,141 Stop. Don't. Come back. 1465 01:28:40,357 --> 01:28:42,018 [MIKE] Lights, camera, action! 1466 01:28:45,028 --> 01:28:47,486 Mike! Where are you? 1467 01:28:47,697 --> 01:28:49,688 He's up there, in a million pieces. 1468 01:28:49,908 --> 01:28:51,569 Mike, are you there? 1469 01:28:51,743 --> 01:28:54,576 No good shouting, dear. Watch the screen. 1470 01:28:56,873 --> 01:28:59,160 Mike? Why is he taking so long? 1471 01:28:59,376 --> 01:29:01,413 A million pieces take time to put together. 1472 01:29:01,628 --> 01:29:04,336 - Where are they? - There's something coming through. 1473 01:29:04,548 --> 01:29:06,755 - Is it Mike? - It's hard to tell, but... 1474 01:29:06,925 --> 01:29:10,259 - Oh! - Our group's getting smaller by the minute! 1475 01:29:10,470 --> 01:29:14,680 [MIKE] Look at me! I'm the first person in the world to be sent by television! 1476 01:29:15,433 --> 01:29:17,845 Wow, what a wild trip that was! 1477 01:29:18,061 --> 01:29:20,598 It's the greatest thing that's ever happened! 1478 01:29:20,814 --> 01:29:23,977 Am I coming in clear? I said, am I coming in clear? 1479 01:29:24,568 --> 01:29:26,525 Great. He's completely unharmed. 1480 01:29:26,736 --> 01:29:28,852 You call that unharmed?! 1481 01:29:29,072 --> 01:29:32,030 Wow, that was something. Can I do it again? 1482 01:29:32,367 --> 01:29:36,201 - [MRS. TEEVEE] No, there'll be nothing left! - Don't worry, Morn. I feel fine. 1483 01:29:36,413 --> 01:29:38,370 I'm famous! I'm a TV star! 1484 01:29:38,582 --> 01:29:40,619 Wait till the kids back home hear! 1485 01:29:40,834 --> 01:29:42,120 Nobody's gonna hear! 1486 01:29:42,335 --> 01:29:43,791 Where are you taking me? 1487 01:29:44,004 --> 01:29:45,460 I don't want to go in there! 1488 01:29:45,672 --> 01:29:46,912 Be quiet! 1489 01:29:47,257 --> 01:29:48,338 Well? 1490 01:29:49,009 --> 01:29:52,718 Fortunately, small boys are extremely springy and elastic. 1491 01:29:52,929 --> 01:29:56,718 So I think we'll put him in my special taffy-pulling machine. 1492 01:29:56,933 --> 01:29:58,469 To the Taffy-Pulling Room. 1493 01:29:58,685 --> 01:30:02,474 The boy's in his mother's purse. But be careful. 1494 01:30:02,689 --> 01:30:04,271 Taffy pull...? 1495 01:30:04,441 --> 01:30:05,522 What's he saying? 1496 01:30:05,692 --> 01:30:06,692 [SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 1497 01:30:06,860 --> 01:30:09,192 No, I won't hold you responsible. 1498 01:30:09,654 --> 01:30:14,148 Oh. And now, my dearest lady, it's time to say goodbye. 1499 01:30:14,367 --> 01:30:16,153 Ah, - No, no! Don't speak! 1500 01:30:16,369 --> 01:30:20,613 For some moments in life, there are no words. Run along, now. 1501 01:30:22,584 --> 01:30:24,575 [GROANING] 1502 01:30:27,130 --> 01:30:32,045 Adieu, adieu, parting is such sweet sorrow. 1503 01:30:41,311 --> 01:30:44,303 [SINGING] Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Do 1504 01:30:44,898 --> 01:30:47,731 I've got another puzzle for you 1505 01:30:48,443 --> 01:30:51,105 Oompa Loompa Doompa Da Dee 1506 01:30:52,113 --> 01:30:54,775 If you are wise You'll listen to me 1507 01:30:55,659 --> 01:30:58,367 What do you get from a glut of TV? 1508 01:30:58,536 --> 01:31:01,779 A pain in the neck And an IQ of three 1509 01:31:02,290 --> 01:31:05,282 Why don't you try Simply reading a book? 1510 01:31:05,794 --> 01:31:08,377 Or could you just not bear To look? 1511 01:31:08,546 --> 01:31:12,915 You'll get no - You'll get no 1512 01:31:13,093 --> 01:31:15,710 You'll get no commercials 1513 01:31:16,137 --> 01:31:19,801 Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Da 1514 01:31:20,642 --> 01:31:24,135 If you're not greedy you will go far 1515 01:31:24,562 --> 01:31:27,395 You will live in happiness too 1516 01:31:28,358 --> 01:31:29,723 Like the... 1517 01:31:30,151 --> 01:31:31,312 Oompa... 1518 01:31:32,153 --> 01:31:35,191 Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Do! 1519 01:31:38,868 --> 01:31:43,283 So much to do, so much to do. Invoices, bills, letters. 1520 01:31:43,790 --> 01:31:46,282 I must answer that note from the queen. 1521 01:31:47,127 --> 01:31:49,243 What will happen to the others? 1522 01:31:49,462 --> 01:31:50,668 Augustus? Veruca? 1523 01:31:50,880 --> 01:31:51,915 My dear boy... 1524 01:31:52,132 --> 01:31:54,169 they'll be quite all right. 1525 01:31:54,384 --> 01:31:59,299 When they leave they'll be restored to their normal, terrible old selves. 1526 01:31:59,889 --> 01:32:02,506 But maybe a little wiser for the wear. 1527 01:32:02,726 --> 01:32:04,182 Don't worry. 1528 01:32:04,394 --> 01:32:06,806 What do we do now, Mr. Wonka? 1529 01:32:07,230 --> 01:32:11,440 Oh, yes. Well, I hope you enjoyed yourselves. Excuse me for not showing you out. 1530 01:32:11,651 --> 01:32:13,517 Straight up the stairs. I'm terribly busy. 1531 01:32:13,737 --> 01:32:17,105 A whole day wasted. Goodbye to you both. Goodbye. 1532 01:32:20,243 --> 01:32:23,736 What happened? Did we do something wrong? 1533 01:32:23,997 --> 01:32:25,908 I don't know, Charlie. 1534 01:32:26,499 --> 01:32:28,581 But I'm gonna find out. 1535 01:32:46,519 --> 01:32:49,227 - Mr. Wonka? - I am extraordinarily busy, sir. 1536 01:32:49,439 --> 01:32:51,931 I wanted to ask about the chocolate. 1537 01:32:52,358 --> 01:32:55,771 The lifetime supply of chocolate? For Charlie. 1538 01:32:56,279 --> 01:32:57,735 When does he get it? 1539 01:32:57,947 --> 01:33:00,063 - He doesn't. - Why not? 1540 01:33:00,283 --> 01:33:02,399 Because he broke the rules. 1541 01:33:02,619 --> 01:33:05,407 What rules? We didn't see any rules, did we? 1542 01:33:05,622 --> 01:33:07,659 Wrong, sir! Wrong! 1543 01:33:07,874 --> 01:33:11,333 Under Section 37-B of the contract signed by him... 1544 01:33:11,544 --> 01:33:15,629 it states clearly that all offers shall become null and void if... 1545 01:33:15,882 --> 01:33:18,840 and you can read it for yourself in this copy: 1546 01:33:19,052 --> 01:33:20,508 I, the undersigned... 1547 01:33:20,720 --> 01:33:23,587 shall forfeit all rights, privileges and licenses... 1548 01:33:23,807 --> 01:33:25,923 herein contained, et cetera... 1549 01:33:26,351 --> 01:33:28,137 [SPEAKING IN LATIN] 1550 01:33:33,316 --> 01:33:36,604 It's all there! Black and white! Clear as crystal! 1551 01:33:36,820 --> 01:33:39,027 You stole Fizzy-Lifting drinks! 1552 01:33:39,239 --> 01:33:42,857 You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be sterilized! 1553 01:33:43,076 --> 01:33:45,113 So you get nothing! 1554 01:33:45,328 --> 01:33:46,614 You lose! 1555 01:33:46,830 --> 01:33:48,992 Good day, sir! 1556 01:33:49,749 --> 01:33:51,160 You're a crook. 1557 01:33:51,584 --> 01:33:54,292 A cheat and a swindler, that's what you are! 1558 01:33:54,504 --> 01:33:56,461 How can you do this?! 1559 01:33:56,673 --> 01:34:00,291 Build up a little boy's hopes and then smash his dreams to pieces! 1560 01:34:00,510 --> 01:34:02,296 You're an inhuman monster! 1561 01:34:02,512 --> 01:34:04,753 I said, good day! 1562 01:34:08,518 --> 01:34:10,930 Come on, Charlie. Let's get out of here. 1563 01:34:11,688 --> 01:34:14,305 I'll get even if it's the last thing I do. 1564 01:34:14,524 --> 01:34:17,437 If Slugworth wants a Gobstopper, he'll get one. 1565 01:34:40,550 --> 01:34:42,211 Mr. Wonka? 1566 01:34:50,310 --> 01:34:52,847 [WONKA] So shines a good deed... 1567 01:34:53,062 --> 01:34:55,394 in a weary world. 1568 01:34:56,691 --> 01:34:57,931 Charlie. 1569 01:34:59,360 --> 01:35:00,976 My boy. 1570 01:35:01,654 --> 01:35:02,940 You won! 1571 01:35:03,156 --> 01:35:05,022 You did it! You did it! 1572 01:35:05,241 --> 01:35:08,108 I knew you would! I just knew you would! 1573 01:35:08,328 --> 01:35:12,538 Oh, Charlie, forgive me for putting you through this. Please. 1574 01:35:12,749 --> 01:35:15,867 Come in, Mr. Wilkinson. Charlie, meet Mr. Wilkinson. 1575 01:35:16,085 --> 01:35:17,291 - Pleasure. - Slugworth! 1576 01:35:17,503 --> 01:35:20,040 That's not Slugworth! He works for me! 1577 01:35:20,256 --> 01:35:22,543 - For you? - I had to test you, Charlie. 1578 01:35:22,759 --> 01:35:25,751 And you passed the test. You won! 1579 01:35:26,012 --> 01:35:28,128 - Won what? - The jackpot, my dear sir! 1580 01:35:28,348 --> 01:35:30,965 - The grand and glorious jackpot! - The chocolate? 1581 01:35:31,184 --> 01:35:34,552 The chocolate, yes. But that's just the beginning! 1582 01:35:34,771 --> 01:35:38,230 We have so much time and so little to do! 1583 01:35:38,441 --> 01:35:40,307 Strike that. Reverse it. 1584 01:35:40,526 --> 01:35:42,267 This way, please! 1585 01:35:42,695 --> 01:35:44,777 We'll take the Wonkavator. 1586 01:35:45,531 --> 01:35:48,023 Step in, Charlie. Grandpa Joe, sir. 1587 01:35:55,875 --> 01:35:59,834 - This is the great glass Wonkavator. - It's an elevator. 1588 01:36:00,046 --> 01:36:02,413 A Wonkavator. An elevator goes up and down. 1589 01:36:02,632 --> 01:36:06,125 But the Wonkavator can go sideways, slant-ways, backways... 1590 01:36:06,344 --> 01:36:07,344 [CHARLIE] And frontways? 1591 01:36:07,512 --> 01:36:09,423 And any ways you can think of. 1592 01:36:09,973 --> 01:36:14,262 It'll take you to any room by pressing one of these buttons. Any button. 1593 01:36:14,477 --> 01:36:17,139 Press a button, and zing! You're off. 1594 01:36:17,897 --> 01:36:20,389 And up until now, I've pressed them all. 1595 01:36:20,817 --> 01:36:22,228 Except one. 1596 01:36:23,069 --> 01:36:24,184 This one. 1597 01:36:25,321 --> 01:36:26,686 Go ahead, Charlie. 1598 01:36:26,906 --> 01:36:28,146 Me? 1599 01:36:30,827 --> 01:36:32,067 There it goes! 1600 01:36:32,787 --> 01:36:34,027 [WHIRRING] 1601 01:36:34,247 --> 01:36:35,578 Hold on tight. 1602 01:36:36,082 --> 01:36:38,915 I'm not exactly sure what's going to happen. 1603 01:36:39,669 --> 01:36:43,128 Faster! If we don't pick up speed, we won't get through. 1604 01:36:43,339 --> 01:36:45,421 - Through what? - Aha. 1605 01:36:45,591 --> 01:36:47,457 - You mean, we're going...? - Up and out. 1606 01:36:47,677 --> 01:36:50,590 This roof is glass. It'll shatter in 1000 pieces! 1607 01:36:50,847 --> 01:36:53,259 - We'll be cut to ribbons! - Probably. 1608 01:36:57,020 --> 01:36:58,681 Hold on, everybody! 1609 01:36:59,856 --> 01:37:02,223 Here it comes! 1610 01:37:17,290 --> 01:37:21,124 - You did it! Congratulations! - Get up, take a look. 1611 01:37:21,461 --> 01:37:23,498 Grandpa, our town looks so pretty. 1612 01:37:23,713 --> 01:37:24,999 [JOE] Look over here, Charlie. 1613 01:37:25,214 --> 01:37:26,875 I think I see our house. 1614 01:37:27,717 --> 01:37:29,173 [CHARLIE] Wow! 1615 01:37:29,344 --> 01:37:30,624 [JOE] It really looks beautiful. 1616 01:37:30,803 --> 01:37:32,339 There's my school! 1617 01:37:38,895 --> 01:37:40,977 How did you like the chocolate factory? 1618 01:37:41,314 --> 01:37:44,102 It's the most wonderful place in the world. 1619 01:37:44,317 --> 01:37:46,354 [WONKA] I'm pleased to hear you say that... 1620 01:37:46,569 --> 01:37:48,856 because I'm giving it to you. 1621 01:37:49,989 --> 01:37:52,276 - What? - That's all right, isn't it? 1622 01:37:52,492 --> 01:37:55,154 - [JOE] You're giving Charlie the... - I can't go on forever. 1623 01:37:55,411 --> 01:37:57,448 And I don't really want to try. 1624 01:37:57,747 --> 01:38:02,662 Who can I trust to run the factory, take care of the Oompa Loompas for me? 1625 01:38:02,919 --> 01:38:04,205 Not a grown up. 1626 01:38:04,420 --> 01:38:07,583 A grown up would do everything his own way, not mine. 1627 01:38:07,924 --> 01:38:11,542 That's why I decided long ago that I had to find a child. 1628 01:38:11,761 --> 01:38:13,422 A very honest... 1629 01:38:13,763 --> 01:38:15,174 loving child... 1630 01:38:15,681 --> 01:38:19,049 to whom I can tell all my precious candy-making secrets. 1631 01:38:19,268 --> 01:38:21,805 - That's why you sent the tickets. - [WONKA] That's right. 1632 01:38:22,021 --> 01:38:24,513 The factory's yours. You can move in immediately. 1633 01:38:24,774 --> 01:38:26,765 And me? [WONKA] Absolutely. 1634 01:38:27,193 --> 01:38:29,400 - What happens to the rest... - The whole family. 1635 01:38:29,612 --> 01:38:31,444 I want you to bring them all. 1636 01:38:35,118 --> 01:38:36,529 But Charlie... 1637 01:38:37,703 --> 01:38:41,412 don't forget what happened to the man who got everything he wanted. 1638 01:38:41,624 --> 01:38:42,659 What happened? 1639 01:38:42,875 --> 01:38:45,207 He lived happily ever after. 121953

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