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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,675 --> 00:00:10,678 [ SOFT MUSIC PLAYS ] 2 00:00:20,154 --> 00:00:25,293 Bobby Goldsboro: * THESE ARE THE BEST TIMES 3 00:00:25,326 --> 00:00:32,400 * THE MOMENTS WE CAN'T LET SLIP AWAY * 4 00:00:32,433 --> 00:00:38,206 * LIFE'S LITTLE GAME WE PLAY 5 00:00:41,142 --> 00:00:41,709 * LIVING FROM DAY TO DAY 6 00:00:41,742 --> 00:00:48,182 * OOOOOH-OOOOOH-OOH-OOH 7 00:00:54,188 --> 00:00:54,755 * BUT ONCE IN A LIFETIME 8 00:00:54,788 --> 00:00:55,289 * ONCE IN A LIFETIME 9 00:00:58,226 --> 00:01:05,166 * A MINUTE LIKE THIS IS OURS TO SHARE * 10 00:01:05,199 --> 00:01:10,504 * REMEMBER THESE MOMENTS WELL 11 00:01:10,538 --> 00:01:16,110 * FOR MOMENTS LIKE THESE ARE RARE AS DREAMS * 12 00:01:16,144 --> 00:01:20,181 * AND GOLDEN RAINBOWS 13 00:01:20,214 --> 00:01:27,188 * SOFT AS NIGHTS WHEN SUMMER WIND BLOWS BY * 14 00:01:30,291 --> 00:01:30,924 * TOGETHER WE LAUGH AND CRY 15 00:01:30,958 --> 00:01:31,592 * TOGETHER WE LAUGH AND CRY 16 00:01:33,427 --> 00:01:43,404 * TOGETHER WE'LL LEARN TO FLY 17 00:01:43,437 --> 00:01:55,483 * LA LA LA LA LA LA LA 18 00:01:55,516 --> 00:02:07,728 * MMMM-MMMM-MMMM-MMMMMMM 19 00:02:07,761 --> 00:02:14,335 * AHHH-AHHH-AHHH 20 00:02:14,368 --> 00:02:20,641 * THESE ARE THE BEST TIMES 21 00:02:20,674 --> 00:02:26,647 * THESE ARE THE BEST TIMES 22 00:02:29,383 --> 00:02:29,883 * COME TAKE MY HAND 23 00:02:29,917 --> 00:02:30,418 * COME TAKE MY HAND 24 00:02:32,420 --> 00:02:39,293 * TOGETHER WE'LL CROSS THE TIMELESS SANDS * 25 00:02:42,196 --> 00:02:42,796 * CHASING THE ENDLESS SUN 26 00:02:42,830 --> 00:02:43,431 * CHASING THE ENDLESS SUN 27 00:02:45,266 --> 00:02:50,338 * LIVING OUR LIVES AS ONE 28 00:02:50,371 --> 00:02:53,707 * LIVING OUR LIVES AS ONE 29 00:02:55,976 --> 00:02:56,577 * THESE ARE THE BEST TIMES 30 00:02:56,610 --> 00:02:57,211 * LIVING OUR LIVES AS ONE 31 00:03:01,515 --> 00:03:02,115 * THESE ARE THE BEST TIMES 32 00:03:02,149 --> 00:03:02,750 * LIVING OUR LIVES AS ONE 33 00:03:07,455 --> 00:03:08,055 * THESE ARE THE BEST TIMES 34 00:03:08,088 --> 00:03:08,689 * LIVING OUR LIVES AS ONE 35 00:03:12,526 --> 00:03:13,126 * THESE ARE THE BEST TIMES 36 00:03:13,160 --> 00:03:20,200 * LIVING OUR LIVES AS ONE 37 00:03:23,804 --> 00:03:26,240 Girl: DADDY, IT'S ME. DADDY, IT'S ME. 38 00:03:26,274 --> 00:03:27,541 Man: YES, IT IS YOU. 39 00:03:27,575 --> 00:03:30,010 AND YOU KNOW WHAT? IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. 40 00:03:30,043 --> 00:03:32,380 AND, DADDY, I GREW UP LAST NIGHT, 41 00:03:32,413 --> 00:03:35,015 AND I MARRIED SOMEONE EXACTLY LIKE YOU. 42 00:03:35,048 --> 00:03:40,988 WHY, YOU LUCKY GIRL, WENDY, YOU LUCKY GIRL. 43 00:03:43,291 --> 00:03:45,926 [ CHILDREN LAUGHING ] 44 00:03:45,959 --> 00:03:48,296 THE LITTLE SAVAGES. 45 00:03:48,329 --> 00:03:53,501 DON'T THEY SCREEN THEM AT THAT SCHOOL THEY GO TO? 46 00:03:53,534 --> 00:03:56,036 MOMMY, DADDY, THIS IS BART. HE'S MY BEST FRIEND. 47 00:03:56,069 --> 00:03:57,871 HELLO, MR. AND MRS. McCREADY. 48 00:03:57,905 --> 00:03:59,907 Woman: NICE TO MEET YOU, BART. 49 00:03:59,940 --> 00:04:02,676 CAN BART AND I GO IN THE BACKYARD AND PLAY? 50 00:04:02,710 --> 00:04:03,777 IT'S HOT IN HERE. 51 00:04:03,811 --> 00:04:06,580 BE CAREFUL OF THAT PRETTY BIRTHDAY DRESS. 52 00:04:06,614 --> 00:04:07,948 I WILL. 53 00:04:07,981 --> 00:04:09,417 BYE, MR. McCREADY. 54 00:04:09,450 --> 00:04:13,487 Man: IF WENDY HAD TO FIND SOMEONE TO RUN AROUND WITH, 55 00:04:13,521 --> 00:04:17,625 WHY DIDN'T SHE FIND SOMEONE WHO HAD HIS FRONT TEETH? 56 00:04:17,658 --> 00:04:21,829 [ CHEERING, LAUGHING ] 57 00:04:26,700 --> 00:04:27,968 WHAT A BUNCH. 58 00:04:28,001 --> 00:04:31,639 HOW WENDY EVER GOT MIXED UP WITH A GROUP LIKE THIS, 59 00:04:31,672 --> 00:04:32,906 I'LL NEVER KNOW. 60 00:04:38,646 --> 00:04:41,949 MOMMY, DADDY, BART'S HERE! 61 00:04:41,982 --> 00:04:43,384 BART... 62 00:04:43,417 --> 00:04:44,785 [ ENGINE REVS ] 63 00:04:44,818 --> 00:04:45,953 [ TIRES SCREECH ] 64 00:05:22,122 --> 00:05:23,691 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 65 00:05:23,724 --> 00:05:25,025 OH, HI, DAD. 66 00:05:25,058 --> 00:05:26,894 MR. McCREADY. 67 00:05:26,927 --> 00:05:30,931 WENDY, BART. 68 00:05:44,645 --> 00:05:46,580 I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY! 69 00:05:46,614 --> 00:05:47,948 I'M LOOKING FOR ACTION! 70 00:05:47,981 --> 00:05:49,750 IF YOU'D BEEN ON YOUR TOES, 71 00:05:49,783 --> 00:05:52,520 WE COULD HAVE HAD THIS UNION AGREEMENT SETTLED WEEKS AGO! 72 00:05:52,553 --> 00:05:55,155 MR. HERSHBERGER, WE ARE DOING EVERYTHING THAT WE CAN. 73 00:05:55,188 --> 00:05:56,890 MAYBE THAT IS NOT ENOUGH! 74 00:05:56,924 --> 00:05:58,526 DID YOU EVER THINK OF THAT?! 75 00:05:58,559 --> 00:05:59,993 WELL, UH, UH, NO. 76 00:06:00,027 --> 00:06:03,897 WELL, I HAVE, AND I'M GIVING YOU FAIR WARNING. 77 00:06:03,931 --> 00:06:05,999 UNLESS THE TWO OF YOU -- 78 00:06:06,033 --> 00:06:08,068 WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU, McCREADY? 79 00:06:08,101 --> 00:06:09,903 NOTHING, NOTHING. 80 00:06:09,937 --> 00:06:11,605 YOU'RE STARING! 81 00:06:11,639 --> 00:06:13,774 YOU'RE NOT LISTENING TO A WORD I'M SAYING! 82 00:06:13,807 --> 00:06:15,809 WHO ME? NO, I WAS JUST THINKING 83 00:06:15,843 --> 00:06:17,778 OF SOMETHING ELSE FOR A MINUTE. 84 00:06:17,811 --> 00:06:20,180 I DON'T PAY YOU PEOPLE TO THINK OF SOMETHING ELSE! 85 00:06:20,213 --> 00:06:22,483 I PAY YOU TO THINK ABOUT MY PROBLEMS! 86 00:06:22,516 --> 00:06:25,553 HE WASN'T REALLY THINKING OF SOMETHING ELSE. 87 00:06:25,586 --> 00:06:28,989 HE WAS THINKING OF ANOTHER PART OF YOUR PROBLEMS. 88 00:06:29,022 --> 00:06:31,124 OH? WHAT PART, McCREADY? 89 00:06:31,158 --> 00:06:33,494 UH, WELL... 90 00:06:33,527 --> 00:06:35,496 IT'S 2:00! WE HAVE TO TEE OFF AT 2:30! 91 00:06:35,529 --> 00:06:37,631 GIVE US A FEW MORE DAYS, AND I PROMISE YOU 92 00:06:37,665 --> 00:06:40,000 THAT YOUR TROUBLE WITH THE UNIONS WILL BE OVER, 93 00:06:40,033 --> 00:06:41,569 BECAUSE WE MUST REMEMBER 94 00:06:41,602 --> 00:06:43,537 THAT RIGHT IS ON OUR SIDE, RIGHT? 95 00:06:43,571 --> 00:06:45,038 RIGHT. RIGHT. 96 00:06:45,072 --> 00:06:47,941 [ DOOR SLAMS ] 97 00:06:47,975 --> 00:06:50,177 [ DISTANT LAUGHTER ] 98 00:06:50,210 --> 00:06:52,946 HEY! TAKE IT EASY, WILL YA, EDDIE?! 99 00:06:52,980 --> 00:06:55,983 SORRY, BART. 100 00:06:56,016 --> 00:06:56,917 EDDIE, YOU IDIOT! 101 00:06:56,950 --> 00:06:58,952 OH, BOY. 102 00:06:58,986 --> 00:07:01,455 [ SIGHS ] 103 00:07:01,489 --> 00:07:05,025 BART... WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO? 104 00:07:05,058 --> 00:07:06,760 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 105 00:07:06,794 --> 00:07:08,996 IF WE BOTH GET SCHOLARSHIPS. 106 00:07:09,029 --> 00:07:11,499 I'D GUESS WE'D HAVE TO GO. 107 00:07:11,532 --> 00:07:13,867 THAT WOULD REALLY BE TOUGH. 108 00:07:13,901 --> 00:07:18,205 DO YOU REALIZE HOW LONG WE'VE ALL KNOWN EACH OTHER? 109 00:07:18,238 --> 00:07:19,907 EVER SINCE I CAN REMEMBER. 110 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:23,210 BUT I DON'T THINK WE HAVE ANYTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. 111 00:07:23,243 --> 00:07:26,146 HEY, LOOK, WE'LL ALL END UP OVER AT CITY COLLEGE. 112 00:07:26,179 --> 00:07:28,982 IT'S NOT SO EASY TO WIN A SCHOLARSHIP TO HUNTINGTON. 113 00:07:29,016 --> 00:07:30,751 YEAH, I KNOW. 114 00:07:30,784 --> 00:07:35,623 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE WORSE THAN ANYTHING? 115 00:07:35,656 --> 00:07:41,028 WHAT IF ONE OF US WON AND -- AND THE OTHER ONE DIDN'T? 116 00:07:41,061 --> 00:07:42,763 THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN. 117 00:07:42,796 --> 00:07:45,065 IF WE WERE GONNA WIN A SCHOLARSHIP, 118 00:07:45,098 --> 00:07:46,867 WE'D HAVE HEARD BY NOW. 119 00:07:46,900 --> 00:07:50,804 YEAH. YEAH, I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT. 120 00:07:50,838 --> 00:07:52,272 ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY. 121 00:07:52,305 --> 00:07:54,875 COME ON, WE GOTTA GET GOIN'. 122 00:07:54,908 --> 00:07:56,944 WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE GOTTA GET GOIN'? 123 00:07:56,977 --> 00:07:58,912 BECAUSE IT'S TIME, THAT'S WHY. 124 00:07:58,946 --> 00:08:00,848 YOU ALWAYS MESS UP EVERYTHING. 125 00:08:00,881 --> 00:08:03,150 I TOLD YOU OLD MAN BEEZLY'S COMIN' BACK 126 00:08:03,183 --> 00:08:05,085 FROM HIS VACATION TONIGHT. 127 00:08:05,118 --> 00:08:07,988 IF HE FINDS OUT I'VE BEEN GOIN' TO THE BEACH AGAIN 128 00:08:08,021 --> 00:08:10,057 WHILE HE'S AWAY, HE'LL KILL ME. 129 00:08:10,090 --> 00:08:12,693 Together: OH, STANLEY! 130 00:08:12,726 --> 00:08:17,097 IT'S ALL RIGHT FOR YOU GUYS TO COMPLAIN, BUT REMEMBER -- 131 00:08:17,130 --> 00:08:19,066 I GET THE RESPONSIBILITY. 132 00:08:29,042 --> 00:08:32,713 * RIDIN' ALONG DOWN A CALIFORNIA HIGHWAY * 133 00:08:32,746 --> 00:08:35,949 * TRYIN' TO GET BACK TO L.A. 134 00:08:35,983 --> 00:08:40,087 * ME AND MY WOMAN DRIVIN' IN THE HOT SUN * 135 00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:43,256 * LOOKING BACK AT SAN JOSE 136 00:08:43,290 --> 00:08:46,927 * MIGHT HOP A FREIGHTER OR WORK AS A WAITER * 137 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:50,798 * COULD BE ANYBODY'S GUESS 138 00:08:50,831 --> 00:08:54,267 * ALL WE KNOW NOW, THOUGH, WE'RE NOT SURE HOW IS * 139 00:08:54,301 --> 00:08:57,938 * WE GOTTA MAKE LOS ANGELES 140 00:08:57,971 --> 00:09:00,874 GET DOWN, ROLY POLY. 141 00:09:00,908 --> 00:09:03,176 [ SIREN WAILS ] 142 00:09:03,210 --> 00:09:08,582 * RAMBLIN' ALONG AND SINGIN' A SONG * 143 00:09:08,616 --> 00:09:10,884 * TRYIN' TO DO THINGS OUR WAY 144 00:09:10,918 --> 00:09:15,589 * GOTTA KEEP MOVIN', GOTTA KEEP GROOVIN' * 145 00:09:15,623 --> 00:09:17,257 * LIVIN' LIFE FROM DAY TO DAY 146 00:09:17,290 --> 00:09:22,062 * WHAT WE WILL GO THROUGH OR WHERE WE WILL GO TO * 147 00:09:22,095 --> 00:09:24,765 * COULD BE ANYBODY'S GUESS 148 00:09:24,798 --> 00:09:29,169 * ALL WE KNOW NOW, THOUGH, WE'RE NOT SURE HOW IS * 149 00:09:29,202 --> 00:09:32,105 * WE GOTTA MAKE LOS ANGELES 150 00:09:32,139 --> 00:09:34,074 FORE!! 151 00:09:38,779 --> 00:09:40,080 THOSE ROTTEN KIDS! 152 00:09:40,113 --> 00:09:41,849 HOW CAN THEY GROW UP THAT WAY?! 153 00:09:41,882 --> 00:09:43,951 JUVENILE DELINQUENTS -- IT'S BAD ENOUGH 154 00:09:43,984 --> 00:09:45,886 ALL THE THINGS YOU READ ABOUT THEM! 155 00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:48,121 NOW THEY'RE RUINING A MAN'S GOLF GAME! 156 00:09:48,155 --> 00:09:49,389 IT'S BARBARIC! 157 00:09:49,422 --> 00:09:53,193 YOU CAN CERTAINLY TAKE THE SHOT OVER AGAIN, SIR. 158 00:09:53,226 --> 00:09:55,195 WELL, I CERTAINLY WILL. 159 00:09:55,228 --> 00:09:57,865 OH...WEREN'T YOU A LITTLE FURTHER 160 00:09:57,898 --> 00:09:59,667 AWAY FROM THE HOLE, SIR? 161 00:10:01,669 --> 00:10:04,037 IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK, KERSHAW? 162 00:10:04,071 --> 00:10:06,940 WHO, ME? OH, NO, SIR. OF COURSE NOT ME. 163 00:10:06,974 --> 00:10:11,044 UH...COME TO THINK OF IT, THAT'S EXACTLY WHERE YOU WERE. 164 00:10:12,980 --> 00:10:15,048 MAYBE EVEN A LITTLE CLOSER. 165 00:10:17,785 --> 00:10:22,089 THAT'S THE FIRST SENSIBLE THING YOU'VE SAID ALL DAY. 166 00:10:25,092 --> 00:10:27,394 I'LL TELL YOU, IT'S A PROBLEM, SUE. 167 00:10:27,427 --> 00:10:30,964 I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU WORRY SO MUCH ABOUT IT, CHARLIE. 168 00:10:30,998 --> 00:10:33,366 SHE'S JUST A YOUNG GIRL. SHE'S HAVING FUN. 169 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:35,869 WE SHOULD HAVE SENT HER TO EUROPE THIS SUMMER. 170 00:10:35,903 --> 00:10:37,671 ANYTHING TO GET HER AWAY FROM BART 171 00:10:37,705 --> 00:10:39,973 AND THAT CRAZY BUNCH SHE RUNS AROUND WITH. 172 00:10:40,007 --> 00:10:42,275 SHE'S BEEN RUNNING AROUND WITH THAT BUNCH ALL HER LIFE. 173 00:10:42,309 --> 00:10:44,945 YEAH, AND WHERE ARE THEY GOIN'? NOWHERE! 174 00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:46,213 NOT ONE OF THEM HAS A JOB 175 00:10:46,246 --> 00:10:48,415 EXCEPT MAYBE THAT NITWIT STANLEY, 176 00:10:48,448 --> 00:10:50,884 AND THE ONLY REASON HE DOES 177 00:10:50,918 --> 00:10:52,986 IS SO HE CAN CART THE REST OF THEM AROUND. 178 00:10:53,020 --> 00:10:55,322 NOT ONE OF THEM HAS AN IDEA WHAT TO DO WITH HIS LIFE. 179 00:10:55,355 --> 00:10:57,024 CHARLIE, YOU HAVE A SHORT MEMORY. 180 00:10:57,057 --> 00:10:58,992 NEITHER DID YOU WHEN YOU WERE THEIR AGE. 181 00:10:59,026 --> 00:11:00,928 THEY'LL GET ALONG. YOU'LL SEE. 182 00:11:00,961 --> 00:11:03,396 I WILL, HUH? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU -- 183 00:11:03,430 --> 00:11:04,965 ONE OF THESE DAYS, 184 00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:08,168 WENDY'S GONNA START THINKING ABOUT GETTING MARRIED. 185 00:11:08,201 --> 00:11:09,737 AND WHEN SHE DOES, 186 00:11:09,770 --> 00:11:11,872 I HOPE SHE HAS MORE TO CHOOSE FROM 187 00:11:11,905 --> 00:11:14,307 THAN THAT BUNCH OF BIRDBRAINS. 188 00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:17,010 CHARLIE, STOP SHAKING THAT AT ME. 189 00:11:17,044 --> 00:11:20,413 [ TIRES SCREECHING, DISTANT LAUGHTER ] 190 00:11:30,057 --> 00:11:32,960 HEY! HI, MR. McCREADY! 191 00:11:34,795 --> 00:11:35,996 HI, MR. McCREADY. 192 00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:37,697 HI, MR. McCREADY. 193 00:11:41,001 --> 00:11:43,470 HI, MOM. HI, DAD. 194 00:11:43,503 --> 00:11:46,106 HEY, DID ANYONE CALL? 195 00:11:46,139 --> 00:11:49,242 WHO WOULD CALL? YOU'RE WITH ALL OF THEM. 196 00:11:49,276 --> 00:11:51,879 DID YOU KIDS HAVE A GOOD TIME AT THE BEACH? 197 00:11:51,912 --> 00:11:54,882 IT WAS GREAT, REALLY GREAT. WE HAD A GREAT TIME AT THE BEACH. 198 00:11:54,915 --> 00:11:56,316 STANLEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING 199 00:11:56,349 --> 00:11:58,285 WITH MR. BEEZLY'S AMBULANCE? 200 00:11:58,318 --> 00:12:01,188 MR. AND MRS. BEEZLY WENT TO THE LAKE FOR A FEW DAYS, 201 00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:03,857 AND WHILE HE'S AWAY, HE LEFT ME IN CHARGE. 202 00:12:03,891 --> 00:12:06,126 THAT'S YOUR WAY OF TAKING CARE OF IT -- 203 00:12:06,159 --> 00:12:08,195 USING THE AMBULANCE TO GO TO THE BEACH. 204 00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:10,497 WHAT IF THERE SHOULD BE A CALL FOR IT? 205 00:12:10,530 --> 00:12:13,000 I DON'T KNOW. WE NEVER HAD A CALL FOR IT. 206 00:12:13,033 --> 00:12:14,301 BUT IF SOMEBODY DID CALL, 207 00:12:14,334 --> 00:12:16,269 THEY'D HAVE TO CALL OVER TO COLLINS. 208 00:12:16,303 --> 00:12:18,772 THEY HAVE ALL THE NEW EQUIPMENT ANYWAY. 209 00:12:18,806 --> 00:12:21,208 IT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE YOU'RE VERY LOYAL TO MR. BEEZLY. 210 00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:23,210 YOU HAVE TO THINK OF THE PUBLIC, TOO. 211 00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:25,412 WHEN THAT THING GOES OVER 40, IT REALLY SHAKES. 212 00:12:25,445 --> 00:12:27,080 I'D HATE TO BE IN THE BACK OF IT 213 00:12:27,114 --> 00:12:28,448 DURING A REAL EMERGENCY. 214 00:12:28,481 --> 00:12:30,784 Man: Car One, come in! I SEE. 215 00:12:30,818 --> 00:12:34,154 THEY'RE CALLING CAR ONE! IS THAT THIS THING? 216 00:12:34,187 --> 00:12:37,157 IT HAS TO BE! IT'S THE ONLY ONE WE HAVE! 217 00:12:37,190 --> 00:12:38,992 Stanley!! 218 00:12:39,026 --> 00:12:41,929 I said, come in Car One! Where are ya?! 219 00:12:41,962 --> 00:12:43,931 YES, SIR. THIS IS STANLEY. 220 00:12:43,964 --> 00:12:45,198 Well, where are ya? 221 00:12:45,232 --> 00:12:48,235 WELL, I STOPPED TO GET A BITE TO EAT, SIR. 222 00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:49,903 Get in here quick! 223 00:12:49,937 --> 00:12:52,105 YES, SIR. I'M ON MY WAY, SIR. 224 00:12:52,139 --> 00:12:53,874 And make it quick! 225 00:12:55,876 --> 00:12:59,079 HEY, GANG, I'VE GOT TO GO RIGHT NOW. 226 00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:00,513 IS THERE AN EMERGENCY? 227 00:13:00,547 --> 00:13:03,050 YOU'RE DARN RIGHT, THERE IS. OLD MAN BEEZLY'S BACK. 228 00:13:03,083 --> 00:13:05,953 THIS COULD BE THE END OF A BEAUTIFUL RELATIONSHIP. 229 00:13:05,986 --> 00:13:07,354 LOOK, RANDY, PLEASE -- 230 00:13:07,387 --> 00:13:09,823 SWEEP THE SAND OUT OF THE BACK OF THE AMBULANCE. 231 00:13:09,857 --> 00:13:12,159 THE REST OF YOU GUYS -- YOU GET YOUR THINGS. 232 00:13:12,192 --> 00:13:14,862 WE'VE GOT TO STRAIGHTEN UP. COME ON, LET'S MOVE. 233 00:13:14,895 --> 00:13:16,196 MR. McCREADY... 234 00:13:16,229 --> 00:13:19,132 THANK YOU FOR YOUR BROOM, AND I'LL BRING IT BACK. 235 00:13:19,166 --> 00:13:21,935 SOME OF YOU GUYS ARE GONNA HAVE TO GO WITH LARRY, 236 00:13:21,969 --> 00:13:24,872 AND I'M GONNA DROP RANDY OFF. YOU COME WITH ME. 237 00:13:24,905 --> 00:13:29,142 BYE-BYE. SEE YOU LATER. BYE-BYE.SEE YOU LATER. 238 00:13:29,176 --> 00:13:31,979 [ ENGINE TURNS OVER, SIREN WAILS ] 239 00:13:37,184 --> 00:13:42,289 SEE YA!BYE! BYE! BYE! 240 00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:45,993 THAT'S THE END OF THAT JOB, THAT'S FOR SURE. 241 00:13:46,026 --> 00:13:48,128 I DON'T THINK STANLEY WAS TOO INTERESTED 242 00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:50,163 IN MR. BEEZLY'S BUSINESS ANYWAY. 243 00:13:50,197 --> 00:13:53,300 BUT YOU DO ADMIT PEOPLE SHOULD BE INTERESTED IN SOMETHING? 244 00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,168 OH, YEAH. SURE. 245 00:13:55,202 --> 00:13:58,205 GOOD. TELL ME, BART, WHAT ARE YOU INTERESTED IN? 246 00:13:58,238 --> 00:14:00,140 WELL, A LOT OF THINGS. 247 00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:01,241 LIKE WHAT? 248 00:14:01,274 --> 00:14:03,043 YOU KNOW -- MUSIC, MOVIES, 249 00:14:03,076 --> 00:14:05,512 THE BEACH, FOOTBALL -- ALL KINDS OF STUFF. 250 00:14:05,545 --> 00:14:07,147 IS THAT ALL, BART? 251 00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:11,318 OH, WELL, NO, MR. McCREADY. WENDY, TOO. 252 00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:13,386 [ SIGHS ] 253 00:14:13,420 --> 00:14:15,222 WHY DON'T WE ALL GO INSIDE? 254 00:14:15,255 --> 00:14:18,158 I THINK EVERYONE SHOULD BE READY FOR SOMETHING COLD. 255 00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:19,993 YEAH, SOUNDS GREAT. 256 00:14:24,464 --> 00:14:27,467 WOULD YOU CARE FOR SOME ICED TEA, CHARLIE? 257 00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:30,370 NO, I WOULDN'T CARE FOR SOME ICED TEA. 258 00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:36,176 DARLING, IF YOU WANT SOME COFFEE, 259 00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:38,045 THERE'S PLENTY IN THE KITCHEN. 260 00:14:38,078 --> 00:14:39,446 MM-HMM, THAT'S NICE. 261 00:14:39,479 --> 00:14:42,049 LOOK! THERE'S THAT DR. SKINNER! 262 00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:44,051 HE WROTE THAT BOOK I GAVE YOU LAST CHRISTMAS! 263 00:14:44,084 --> 00:14:45,652 THE ONE YOU NEVER READ. 264 00:14:45,685 --> 00:14:48,021 THE BALL GAME WILL BE ON IN A COUPLE OF MINUTES. 265 00:14:48,055 --> 00:14:49,622 GREAT. I'M GOING SHOPPING, 266 00:14:49,656 --> 00:14:51,158 BUT I'LL BE BACK EARLY. 267 00:14:51,191 --> 00:14:52,592 MM-HMM. 268 00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:54,127 YOU KNOW, CHARLIE, 269 00:14:54,161 --> 00:14:57,664 YOU'RE SUCH AN INTERESTING PERSON TO BE AROUND. 270 00:14:57,697 --> 00:14:58,698 MM-HMM. 271 00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:02,469 Man: DR. SKINNER, LET'S BEGIN WITH YOU... 272 00:15:02,502 --> 00:15:03,636 WHAT DID YOU SAY? 273 00:15:03,670 --> 00:15:06,306 WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE TEENAGER 274 00:15:06,339 --> 00:15:09,209 NOTHING. NOTHING. IN OUR FAST-MOVING, LOOSE GENERATION 275 00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:12,412 HAVE FUN. AND THE ONE THAT PRECEDED IT? 276 00:15:12,445 --> 00:15:15,048 RIGHT OFF, I'D LIKE TO SAY THAT IN MY OPINION, 277 00:15:15,082 --> 00:15:17,951 THERE'S NO DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE TEENAGER TODAY 278 00:15:17,985 --> 00:15:19,619 AND THE TEENAGER 20 YEARS AGO. 279 00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:21,654 IN MANY WAYS, THEY'RE BETTER. 280 00:15:21,688 --> 00:15:25,558 YOU DON'T KNOW THE TEENAGERS I KNOW. 281 00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:27,294 THERE IS A GENERATION GAP. 282 00:15:27,327 --> 00:15:29,629 YES, OF COURSE. BUT WHO CREATES ALL THAT? 283 00:15:29,662 --> 00:15:31,131 I THINK THE PARENT. 284 00:15:31,164 --> 00:15:32,732 I FIND THAT HARD TO BELIEVE. 285 00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:35,335 NOT WHEN YOU ANALYZE IT, MR. MICHAELS -- 286 00:15:35,368 --> 00:15:39,006 YOU TAKE THE TYPICAL PARENT OF A TEENAGE DAUGHTER. 287 00:15:39,039 --> 00:15:41,174 DOES HE TRY TO INVOLVE HIMSELF 288 00:15:41,208 --> 00:15:43,977 WITH HIS DAUGHTER AND HER FRIENDS, 289 00:15:44,011 --> 00:15:47,114 OR DOES HE JUST SIT AROUND AND CRITICIZE THEM? 290 00:15:47,147 --> 00:15:48,982 DOES HE REALLY CARE? 291 00:15:49,016 --> 00:15:52,452 PARENTS, WHY DON'T YOU ASK YOURSELF THIS QUESTION. 292 00:15:52,485 --> 00:15:54,087 WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME 293 00:15:54,121 --> 00:15:56,990 YOU TOOK YOUR DAUGHTER ON A PICNIC? 294 00:15:57,024 --> 00:15:59,993 HAVE YOU EVER GONE BIKE RIDING WITH HER? 295 00:16:00,027 --> 00:16:04,164 HAVE YOU JOINED YOUR DAUGHTER AND HER FRIENDS ON A BARBECUE? 296 00:16:04,197 --> 00:16:09,102 THESE ARE QUESTIONS WE MAY ALL ASK OURSELVES. 297 00:16:09,136 --> 00:16:12,439 PARENTS, HAVE YOU REALLY TRIED TO BECOME 298 00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:15,375 A PART OF YOUR TEENAGER'S LIFE? 299 00:16:15,408 --> 00:16:19,012 IT'S UP TO YOU TO ANSWER THAT QUESTION HONESTLY. 300 00:16:19,046 --> 00:16:21,281 AND WE'LL RESUME OUR DISCUSSION 301 00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:24,551 AFTER THIS BRIEF MESSAGE FROM OUR SPONSOR. 302 00:16:24,584 --> 00:16:26,319 FRIENDS, DO YOU SUFFER 303 00:16:26,353 --> 00:16:29,689 FROM ARTHRITIS, NEURITIS, BURSITIS, OR FLEA-BITIS? 304 00:16:29,722 --> 00:16:32,425 DO YOU HAVE TROUBLE SLEEPING AT NIGHT? 305 00:16:32,459 --> 00:16:34,794 ARE YOU LISTLESS DURING THE DAY? 306 00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:38,131 IF SO, TRY "CURE ALL," THE ALL-PURPOSE PILL -- 307 00:16:43,636 --> 00:16:45,072 BYE, DAD. 308 00:16:45,105 --> 00:16:47,207 GOODBYE, WENDY. 309 00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:48,441 WENDY? 310 00:16:48,475 --> 00:16:50,177 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 311 00:16:50,210 --> 00:16:52,812 TO THE BEACH. 312 00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:54,381 OH. 313 00:16:54,414 --> 00:16:57,350 I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S DOIN' HERE. 314 00:16:57,384 --> 00:16:59,586 I KNOW HE DOESN'T LIKE ME. 315 00:16:59,619 --> 00:17:01,288 SOMETHING'S GOTTEN INTO HIM. 316 00:17:01,321 --> 00:17:03,056 THAT'S THE ONLY WAY I CAN EXPLAIN IT. 317 00:17:03,090 --> 00:17:06,059 THAT SURE IS SOMETHIN' TO FIGURE OUT. 318 00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:11,131 YUCK! 319 00:17:17,604 --> 00:17:19,372 HI, GANG! 320 00:17:19,406 --> 00:17:22,775 HEY, KIDS, ISN'T THAT WENDY'S DAD WITH THEM? 321 00:17:22,809 --> 00:17:24,111 IT COULDN'T BE. 322 00:17:24,144 --> 00:17:25,845 NO, I THINK IT REALLY IS. 323 00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:27,747 WHAT'S HE DOING HERE? 324 00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:29,116 BEATS ME. 325 00:17:31,751 --> 00:17:33,853 HOW'S EVERYBODY? 326 00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:37,290 UH, I-I THINK EVERYBODY KNOWS MY DAD, DON'T THEY? 327 00:17:37,790 --> 00:17:38,525 YEAH, SURE. OH, SURE.OH, SURE. 328 00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:38,758 WELL? 329 00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:41,794 GREAT.GREAT. FINE. 330 00:17:41,828 --> 00:17:43,796 GOOD, GOOD. 331 00:17:43,830 --> 00:17:45,232 HOW ARE YOU, MR. McCREADY? 332 00:17:45,265 --> 00:17:46,699 I'M FINE, FINE. 333 00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:49,536 HEY, LOOK, DON'T LET ME BOTHER YOU. 334 00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:53,640 YOU KIDS GO RIGHT AHEAD AND DO WHATEVER IT IS YOU DO -- 335 00:17:53,673 --> 00:17:56,343 SWIMMIN' AND VOLLEY-BALL PLAYIN'. 336 00:17:56,376 --> 00:17:59,846 I'LL JUST SET UP MY LITTLE CAMP HERE AND RELAX. 337 00:17:59,879 --> 00:18:02,515 SET UP CAMP -- HE SOUNDS LIKE AN INDIAN. 338 00:18:02,549 --> 00:18:05,685 HEY, BART... YOU GUYS READY, HUH? 339 00:18:05,718 --> 00:18:07,487 IT'S OKAY WITH US. 340 00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:08,821 OUTTA SIGHT. 341 00:18:08,855 --> 00:18:10,857 WE'VE BEEN LOOKIN' FOR SOME PIGEONS. 342 00:18:10,890 --> 00:18:13,826 OKAY, GUYS, LET'S GET 'EM TODAY, HUH? 343 00:18:13,860 --> 00:18:16,163 HEY, GANG! HEY, WAIT FOR ME! 344 00:18:18,865 --> 00:18:21,201 MINE! MINE! 345 00:18:21,234 --> 00:18:22,202 [ CHEERING ] 346 00:18:24,804 --> 00:18:27,174 I GOT IT! 347 00:18:27,207 --> 00:18:28,608 OH! 348 00:18:33,813 --> 00:18:35,882 KEEP IT MOVIN'. KEEP IT MOVIN'. 349 00:18:44,591 --> 00:18:46,926 OKAY, ONE MORE POINT, AND WE GOT 'EM! 350 00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:48,495 OH, WOW! 351 00:18:48,528 --> 00:18:51,498 Wendy: COME ON, DAD! YOU CAN DO IT! 352 00:18:51,531 --> 00:18:52,899 COME ON, MR. McCREADY! COME ON, DAD, COME ON! 353 00:19:00,673 --> 00:19:02,242 HEY! 354 00:19:02,275 --> 00:19:05,545 Young woman: ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO! 355 00:19:11,251 --> 00:19:14,187 AAAAHHHH! 356 00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:28,935 COME ON, GUYS! LET'S HIT IT! 357 00:19:28,968 --> 00:19:30,903 ALL RIGHT!YEAH! WHOO! 358 00:19:30,937 --> 00:19:32,339 ALL RIGHT! 359 00:19:32,372 --> 00:19:34,941 [ INDISTINCT YELLING ] 360 00:19:34,974 --> 00:19:36,343 HEY, WAIT! WAIT! 361 00:19:36,376 --> 00:19:38,945 I'M GONNA GET ME ONE OF THOSE! 362 00:19:38,978 --> 00:19:40,747 DAD, NO! 363 00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:42,849 OH, MY GOSH. 364 00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:51,190 AAAAAHHHHH! 365 00:19:59,932 --> 00:20:01,234 GET UP HERE, GUYS. 366 00:20:01,268 --> 00:20:02,235 BE CAREFUL. 367 00:20:02,269 --> 00:20:03,303 IS HE OKAY? 368 00:20:03,336 --> 00:20:08,007 OH! OH! OHH! OHH! 369 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,809 ARE YOU OKAY? 370 00:20:09,842 --> 00:20:11,344 DAD, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 371 00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:12,645 FINE, FINE, HON. 372 00:20:12,679 --> 00:20:15,248 [ SIGHS ] OKAY, LET'S TRY ANOTHER ONE. 373 00:20:15,282 --> 00:20:17,417 WAIT A MINUTE! ARE YOU KIDDING?! 374 00:20:17,450 --> 00:20:18,918 NO. 375 00:20:21,821 --> 00:20:24,891 THERE YOU GO. 376 00:20:24,924 --> 00:20:27,260 MAYBE YOU'D BETTER REST FOR A WHILE. 377 00:20:27,294 --> 00:20:28,928 YOU PROBABLY TOOK ON TOO MUCH WATER. 378 00:20:28,961 --> 00:20:30,763 YOU'LL BE ALL RIGHT. 379 00:20:30,797 --> 00:20:33,566 HEY, KIDS, DO I HAVE A DEAL! 380 00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:35,768 HI, STANLEY! HI, STANLEY! 381 00:20:35,802 --> 00:20:39,639 ROLY POLY, GET OUTTA HERE! COME ON! 382 00:20:39,672 --> 00:20:41,874 HI, MR. McCREADY. WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' HERE? 383 00:20:41,908 --> 00:20:44,911 IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS WHAT I'M DOIN' HERE. 384 00:20:44,944 --> 00:20:47,914 IT JUST SEEMS KIND OF WEIRD, THAT'S ALL. 385 00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:49,882 WHAT'S YOUR BIG DEAL, STANLEY? 386 00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:51,818 IT'S MY DAD -- HE WENT AWAY FOR THE WEEKEND, 387 00:20:51,851 --> 00:20:53,720 AND HE GAVE ME THE KEYS TO HIS BOAT. 388 00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:55,888 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. HEY, GREAT! 389 00:20:55,922 --> 00:20:57,290 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT, EITHER. 390 00:20:57,324 --> 00:20:58,758 DID YOU BRING YOUR SKIS? 391 00:20:58,791 --> 00:21:01,361 THEY'RE IN THE BACK OF THE ICE TRUCK. 392 00:21:01,394 --> 00:21:02,862 GREAT! OKAY!ALL RIGHT! 393 00:21:02,895 --> 00:21:05,498 WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THE ICE TRUCK? 394 00:21:05,532 --> 00:21:08,067 I THOUGHT YOU WORKED FOR THAT AMBULANCE SERVICE. 395 00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:10,937 THEY HAD TO LAY ME OFF ON ACCOUNT OF THE SUMMER SLUMP. 396 00:21:10,970 --> 00:21:13,973 SUMMER SLUMP? 397 00:21:14,006 --> 00:21:17,644 DAD, MAYBE YOU'D BETTER SIT HERE AND RELAX IN THE SUN. 398 00:21:17,677 --> 00:21:19,846 I'LL RELAX ON THE BOAT, WENDY. 399 00:21:19,879 --> 00:21:22,882 REALLY, IT'D BE MUCH BETTER IF -- 400 00:21:22,915 --> 00:21:25,385 WENDY, I CAME OUT TO HAVE A GOOD TIME TODAY. 401 00:21:25,418 --> 00:21:26,919 I'M GOING TO HAVE A GOOD TIME. 402 00:21:51,077 --> 00:21:53,713 [ INDISTINCT YELLING ] 403 00:21:53,746 --> 00:21:55,915 GOOD GOIN'! 404 00:21:55,948 --> 00:21:58,518 GOOD GOIN'! 405 00:21:58,551 --> 00:21:59,986 ISN'T HE TERRIFIC, DAD? 406 00:22:00,019 --> 00:22:01,488 OH, HE'S ALL RIGHT. 407 00:22:01,521 --> 00:22:03,623 HE'S A LITTLE BIT MORE THAN ALL RIGHT. 408 00:22:03,656 --> 00:22:05,425 IT'S A QUESTION OF BALANCE. 409 00:22:05,458 --> 00:22:07,427 ONCE YOU GET UP, IT'S EASY. 410 00:22:07,460 --> 00:22:09,328 ALL RIGHT! 411 00:22:13,566 --> 00:22:15,368 HE WANTS TO STOP. 412 00:22:15,402 --> 00:22:16,869 OKAY, I'LL GO NEXT. 413 00:22:16,903 --> 00:22:19,406 STANLEY, I BELIEVE I'LL GO NEXT. 414 00:22:19,439 --> 00:22:21,040 YOU WERE GOING TO REST. 415 00:22:21,073 --> 00:22:22,909 I DIDN'T COME OUT HERE TO REST. 416 00:22:22,942 --> 00:22:25,077 I CAME OUT TO HAVE A GOOD TIME. 417 00:22:25,111 --> 00:22:27,447 [ BARKS ] 418 00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:32,084 AAH! AAAAHHH! AAH! 419 00:22:33,953 --> 00:22:35,988 COME ON.COME ON. 420 00:22:39,492 --> 00:22:42,395 HEY! HEY! WAIT! 421 00:22:42,429 --> 00:22:44,531 DON'T PULL ON THE BAR! LET IT PULL YOU! 422 00:22:44,564 --> 00:22:45,998 YOU CAN DO IT! 423 00:22:49,001 --> 00:22:51,404 ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT! COME ON! 424 00:22:59,211 --> 00:23:03,115 [ INDISTINCT YELLING ] 425 00:23:08,488 --> 00:23:11,458 YEAH. YEAH! 426 00:23:11,491 --> 00:23:12,825 WHOO! 427 00:23:12,859 --> 00:23:13,993 MORE! 428 00:23:14,026 --> 00:23:15,662 GIVE IT SOME GAS. 429 00:23:15,695 --> 00:23:18,731 [ ENGINE REVS ] 430 00:23:18,765 --> 00:23:22,068 ALL RIGHT! 431 00:23:26,005 --> 00:23:28,941 YOU'RE DOIN' FINE, DAD! YOU'RE DOIN' FINE! 432 00:23:34,747 --> 00:23:37,517 HE'S GONNA HIT THE RAMP. HE'S GONNA HIT THE RAMP. 433 00:23:37,550 --> 00:23:40,787 GET OVER! GET OVER, DAD! 434 00:23:42,722 --> 00:23:44,591 AAAAHHHH! 435 00:23:46,025 --> 00:23:48,194 AAAAHHHH! 436 00:23:48,227 --> 00:23:50,563 AAAAHHHH! 437 00:23:50,597 --> 00:23:55,835 AAAAAAAHHHHHHH! 438 00:23:57,804 --> 00:24:01,674 OH, HEY, I GOT IT! PERFECT! 439 00:24:01,708 --> 00:24:05,044 HEY, THE GOOD PART'S COMIN' UP PRETTY SOON! 440 00:24:05,077 --> 00:24:07,680 [ INDISTINCT TALKING ] 441 00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:15,988 LOOK AT THAT. HA HA HA! 442 00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:22,094 GREAT, JUST GREAT! 443 00:24:22,128 --> 00:24:23,996 THE GOOD PART'S COMIN' UP IN A MINUTE. 444 00:24:24,030 --> 00:24:27,534 AAAAAHHHHH! 445 00:24:27,567 --> 00:24:33,973 AAAAAAAHHHHH! 446 00:24:39,078 --> 00:24:42,515 DID YOU SEE THAT?! 447 00:24:42,549 --> 00:24:45,051 YES, MR. SCHLIMMER. I UNDERSTAND, MR. SCHLIMMER. 448 00:24:45,084 --> 00:24:47,253 YES, I KNOW YOU'RE UPSET, BUT I'M UPSET, TOO. 449 00:24:47,286 --> 00:24:49,589 I'M THE ONE THAT LOST THREE DAYS' WORK. 450 00:24:49,622 --> 00:24:52,058 [ TALKING, LAUGHTER CONTINUES ] 451 00:24:52,091 --> 00:24:53,926 HOLD ON A MINUTE, MR. SCHLIMMER. 452 00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:55,695 WHAT'S ALL THAT LAUGHTER? 453 00:24:55,728 --> 00:24:57,029 IT'S THE KIDS. 454 00:24:57,063 --> 00:24:59,098 THEY'RE WATCHING A FUNNY MOVIE. 455 00:24:59,131 --> 00:25:00,232 I'M ON THE PHONE. 456 00:25:02,869 --> 00:25:05,872 STANLEY SAID YOU LEFT HIM THE KEYS TO THE BOAT. 457 00:25:05,905 --> 00:25:07,840 I LEFT HIM THE KEYS TO THE HOUSE. 458 00:25:07,874 --> 00:25:10,109 THE KEYS TO THE BOAT HAPPENED TO BE ON THE SAME RING. 459 00:25:10,142 --> 00:25:12,044 THAT'S NOT THE IMPRESSION HE GAVE ME. 460 00:25:12,078 --> 00:25:13,913 WHAT I DON'T UNDERSTAND IS 461 00:25:13,946 --> 00:25:17,684 WHY YOU GET YOURSELF INVOLVED WITH THOSE DING-A-LING KIDS. 462 00:25:17,717 --> 00:25:20,019 I'm not trying to lecture you, 463 00:25:20,052 --> 00:25:23,089 BUT DON'T YOU THINK THAT WE, AS ADULTS, 464 00:25:23,122 --> 00:25:25,958 SHOULD SET OURSELVES UP AS AN EXAMPLE? 465 00:25:25,992 --> 00:25:29,562 LOOK, MR. SCHLIMMER, IF IT'S ALL THE SAME WITH YOU, 466 00:25:29,596 --> 00:25:32,965 I'D RATHER EXPLAIN THIS WHEN I'M FEELING BETTER. 467 00:25:32,999 --> 00:25:34,266 FINE, MR. SCHLIMMER. 468 00:25:34,300 --> 00:25:35,902 THANK YOU. GOODBYE. 469 00:25:38,337 --> 00:25:39,872 [ GROANS ] 470 00:25:39,906 --> 00:25:42,074 IMAGINE ME GETTING LECTURED BY STANLEY'S FATHER. 471 00:25:42,108 --> 00:25:44,043 HE OUGHT TO BE LECTURING STANLEY. 472 00:25:44,076 --> 00:25:45,978 THAT IDIOT DRIVING THOSE KIDS AROUND 473 00:25:46,012 --> 00:25:47,647 IN THOSE TRUCKS IS RIDICULOUS. 474 00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:49,048 EVERYONE WANTS TO CONTRIBUTE. 475 00:25:49,081 --> 00:25:51,117 AND THAT'S JUST STANLEY'S WAY. 476 00:25:51,150 --> 00:25:53,185 HE DRIVES THE KIDS AROUND WHERE THEY WANT TO GO. 477 00:25:53,219 --> 00:25:54,987 THAT MAKES HIM HAPPY. 478 00:25:55,021 --> 00:25:57,156 I DON'T THINK IT MAKES HIS EMPLOYERS VERY HAPPY. 479 00:25:57,189 --> 00:25:59,626 AS SOON AS THEY FIND OUT, THEY FIRE HIM. 480 00:25:59,659 --> 00:26:02,228 HE JUST GETS ANOTHER JOB WITH ANOTHER DELIVERY TRUCK. 481 00:26:02,261 --> 00:26:04,163 IT'S KIND OF NUTTY, BUT IT WORKS. 482 00:26:04,196 --> 00:26:06,132 THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TELLING YOU. 483 00:26:06,165 --> 00:26:08,601 THEY'RE NUTS. SO ARE THOSE SOCIOLOGISTS, 484 00:26:08,635 --> 00:26:10,837 THINKING I COULD GET ALONG WITH THEM. 485 00:26:10,870 --> 00:26:13,005 THAT WASN'T TOO GOOD A MOVE. 486 00:26:13,039 --> 00:26:14,607 WHAT A BUNCH. 487 00:26:14,641 --> 00:26:16,308 I HOPE YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BLAME WENDY. 488 00:26:16,342 --> 00:26:19,712 OF COURSE I DON'T BLAME WENDY. YOU KNOW THAT. 489 00:26:19,746 --> 00:26:22,782 BECAUSE I WOULDN'T WANT IT TO SPOIL HER BIRTHDAY. 490 00:26:22,815 --> 00:26:25,151 HER BIRTHDAY? 491 00:26:25,184 --> 00:26:28,988 YES, WELL, I MEAN, SHE IS PLANNING ON HAVING A PARTY. 492 00:26:29,021 --> 00:26:31,257 SHE'S ALWAYS HAD A BIRTHDAY PARTY. 493 00:26:31,290 --> 00:26:33,059 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH THAT? 494 00:26:33,092 --> 00:26:34,393 WELL, NOTHING. 495 00:26:34,426 --> 00:26:37,063 I MEAN, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, DEAR. 496 00:26:37,096 --> 00:26:40,066 I'M JUST GLAD TO KNOW THAT YOU APPROVE. 497 00:26:40,099 --> 00:26:43,970 IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE I CAN GET FOR YOU, DARLING? 498 00:26:44,003 --> 00:26:46,773 NOTHING. NO, THANKS. I'M FINE. 499 00:26:46,806 --> 00:26:49,041 OH, BY THE WAY, SPEAKING OF WENDY'S PARTY, 500 00:26:49,075 --> 00:26:51,243 BARBY PHELPS HAD A BEACH PARTY, 501 00:26:51,277 --> 00:26:53,780 AND WENDY WAS WONDERING -- 502 00:26:53,813 --> 00:26:55,047 NO! POSITIVELY NO! 503 00:26:55,081 --> 00:26:57,349 I HEARD ALL ABOUT BARBY PHELPS' BEACH PARTY! 504 00:26:57,383 --> 00:26:59,686 THEY HAD TO CALL OUT THE COAST GUARD! 505 00:26:59,719 --> 00:27:01,020 NO BEACH PARTY! 506 00:27:01,053 --> 00:27:03,089 DON'T YOU THINK WENDY'S OLD ENOUGH 507 00:27:03,122 --> 00:27:05,057 TO HAVE THE KIND OF PARTY SHE LIKES? 508 00:27:05,091 --> 00:27:08,795 YES, AND THAT'S THE KIND OF PARTY SHE'S GOING TO HAVE... 509 00:27:08,828 --> 00:27:09,996 RIGHT HERE AT HOME... 510 00:27:10,029 --> 00:27:12,098 WHERE I CAN WATCH 'EM! 511 00:27:14,366 --> 00:27:17,336 [ SLOW MUSIC PLAYS ] 512 00:27:17,369 --> 00:27:24,143 Woman: * I LOVE THE WAY YOU SMILE AT ME * 513 00:27:24,176 --> 00:27:29,215 * THE TWINKLE IN YOUR EYES * 514 00:27:29,248 --> 00:27:35,354 * THE WAY YOU WANT THE WORLD TO KNOW * 515 00:27:35,387 --> 00:27:40,793 * IT JUST CAN'T BE DISGUISED * 516 00:27:40,827 --> 00:27:46,432 * OF ALL THE MEMORIES CLOSE TO ME * 517 00:27:46,465 --> 00:27:52,004 * FUNNY, BUT IT'S TRUE * 518 00:27:52,038 --> 00:28:02,381 * THE MOMENTS I LOVE MOST OF ALL ARE ONES WHEN I'M NEAR YOU * 519 00:28:02,414 --> 00:28:03,916 [ MUSIC STOPS ] 520 00:28:03,950 --> 00:28:07,419 Did you hear that? 521 00:28:07,453 --> 00:28:09,088 WHAT? 522 00:28:09,121 --> 00:28:11,023 Nothing. 523 00:28:11,057 --> 00:28:13,826 THAT'S GOOD. 524 00:28:13,860 --> 00:28:16,228 CHARLIE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 525 00:28:16,262 --> 00:28:17,964 THEY THINK I'M ASLEEP. 526 00:28:17,997 --> 00:28:20,900 THEY'RE GONNA GET INTO MY LIQUOR CABINET. 527 00:28:20,933 --> 00:28:22,301 YOU'RE NOT GOING DOWN THERE! 528 00:28:22,334 --> 00:28:23,936 YES, I AM. 529 00:28:23,970 --> 00:28:25,471 YOU PROMISED WENDY. 530 00:28:25,504 --> 00:28:29,008 WELL, I'LL JUST GO DOWN AND GET A GLASS OF WATER. 531 00:28:29,041 --> 00:28:30,843 YOU CAN GET A GLASS UP HERE. 532 00:28:30,877 --> 00:28:32,845 I LIKE THE DOWNSTAIRS WATER BETTER 533 00:28:32,879 --> 00:28:34,080 THAN THE UPSTAIRS WATER. 534 00:28:34,113 --> 00:28:36,515 CHARLIE! 535 00:28:36,548 --> 00:28:38,717 [ DOOR CLOSES ] 536 00:28:46,358 --> 00:28:49,829 Dancing without music and lights? 537 00:28:49,862 --> 00:28:52,064 Hmm, maybe your mother will put up 538 00:28:52,098 --> 00:28:54,934 with this sort of thing, but I won't. 539 00:28:54,967 --> 00:28:56,335 OHH! OHHH! 540 00:28:58,437 --> 00:29:00,039 DAD! 541 00:29:00,072 --> 00:29:02,909 DAD, IT'S WENDY! 542 00:29:02,942 --> 00:29:04,977 MR. McCREADY! 543 00:29:05,011 --> 00:29:08,080 HOW MANY FINGERS AM I HOLDING UP? IT'S BART! 544 00:29:08,114 --> 00:29:10,950 IT'S BART!IT'S WENDY! 545 00:29:13,485 --> 00:29:15,822 [ BARKING ] 546 00:29:15,855 --> 00:29:17,389 GET! GET! 547 00:29:17,423 --> 00:29:19,826 LET GO! LET GO! 548 00:29:19,859 --> 00:29:22,995 NAPOLEON! [ GASPS ] OH! 549 00:29:23,029 --> 00:29:25,031 OH! OH, YOU NAUGHTY BOY! 550 00:29:25,064 --> 00:29:27,066 YOU STOP THAT, NAPOLEON! 551 00:29:27,099 --> 00:29:30,036 WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?! 552 00:29:30,069 --> 00:29:32,972 SORRY, MR. McCREADY. 553 00:29:33,005 --> 00:29:35,041 IT'S QUITE ALL RIGHT, MRS. LEVIN. 554 00:29:35,074 --> 00:29:38,244 I GUESS YOU CAN'T EXPECT A DOG TO LIKE EVERYONE. 555 00:29:38,277 --> 00:29:41,113 MR. McCREADY, DO YOU HAVE A HEADACHE 556 00:29:41,147 --> 00:29:43,082 FROM YOUR PARTY LAST NIGHT? 557 00:29:43,115 --> 00:29:46,853 NO, MRS. LEVIN, IT WAS JUST A LITTLE ACCIDENT. 558 00:29:46,886 --> 00:29:50,022 MATTER OF FACT, IT WASN'T EVEN MY PARTY. 559 00:29:50,056 --> 00:29:51,490 IT WAS WENDY'S. 560 00:29:51,523 --> 00:29:54,160 OH, IT SOUNDED LIKE SO MUCH FUN. 561 00:29:54,193 --> 00:29:58,865 ISN'T IT WONDERFUL WHEN YOUNG PEOPLE HAVE SUCH A NICE TIME? 562 00:29:58,898 --> 00:30:03,269 YES, MRS. LEVIN. WONDERFUL. 563 00:30:03,302 --> 00:30:05,037 [ NAPOLEON GROWLS ] 564 00:30:05,071 --> 00:30:06,605 [ BARKING ] 565 00:30:06,638 --> 00:30:08,340 JUST LOOK AT THIS! 566 00:30:08,374 --> 00:30:11,210 YOU SAID THAT MY NAME WOULD NEVER APPEAR IN THE NEWSPAPERS! 567 00:30:11,243 --> 00:30:13,245 NOT ONLY IS MY NAME IN THE NEWSPAPERS, 568 00:30:13,279 --> 00:30:15,447 MY PICTURE IS ALL OVER THE FRONT PAGE! 569 00:30:15,481 --> 00:30:18,985 I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT IT, MR. HERSHBERGER. 570 00:30:19,018 --> 00:30:21,153 IT'S JUST THE LOCAL NEWSPAPER. 571 00:30:21,187 --> 00:30:24,290 THE LOC NEWSPAPER? THE LOC NEWSPAPER?! 572 00:30:24,323 --> 00:30:27,293 THERE ARE THREE MILLION PEOPLE IN THIS CITY, 573 00:30:27,326 --> 00:30:28,995 AND THEY'RE ALL STARING 574 00:30:29,028 --> 00:30:32,064 AT MY PICTURE THIS MORNING, HATING ME! 575 00:30:32,098 --> 00:30:34,066 THEY'RE NOT ALL HATING YOU, SIR. 576 00:30:34,100 --> 00:30:36,335 THREE MILLION OF THEM? THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. 577 00:30:36,368 --> 00:30:40,973 KERSHAW, WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO GET THAT CONTRACT SIGNED? 578 00:30:41,007 --> 00:30:42,875 THE CONTRACT BETWEEN THE DOCKWORKERS 579 00:30:42,909 --> 00:30:44,643 AND HERSHBERGER SHIPPING ALLIANCE 580 00:30:44,676 --> 00:30:47,346 WILL BE SIGNED TOMORROW, AND YOU CAN COUNT ON THAT. 581 00:30:47,379 --> 00:30:49,115 YOU'RE SURE?! 582 00:30:49,148 --> 00:30:51,050 THE ONLY THINGS THAT SEPARATE US 583 00:30:51,083 --> 00:30:53,485 ARE JUST COMMAS AND PERIODS, RIGHT, McCREADY? 584 00:30:55,154 --> 00:30:57,656 McCREADY? 585 00:30:57,689 --> 00:30:58,991 McCREADY! 586 00:30:59,025 --> 00:31:00,259 HMM? 587 00:31:00,292 --> 00:31:02,128 YOU AREN'T LISTENING AGAIN! 588 00:31:02,161 --> 00:31:04,263 NO, SIR. I MEAN, YES... 589 00:31:04,296 --> 00:31:07,166 I, WAS, UH, I WAS LISTENING, SIR. 590 00:31:07,199 --> 00:31:09,001 NOT ONLY WERE YOU NOT LISTENING, 591 00:31:09,035 --> 00:31:11,003 BUT YOU'RE BEING DOWNRIGHT UNSOCIABLE! 592 00:31:11,037 --> 00:31:13,172 UNSOCIABLE? I'M SORRY. 593 00:31:13,205 --> 00:31:16,075 I CERTAINLY HADN'T MEANT TO BE. 594 00:31:16,108 --> 00:31:18,010 SAY, HOW'S YOUR WIFE? 595 00:31:18,044 --> 00:31:19,145 MY WIFE?! 596 00:31:19,178 --> 00:31:20,479 MM-HMM. 597 00:31:20,512 --> 00:31:22,048 WHO CARES?! 598 00:31:25,417 --> 00:31:28,354 McCREADY, YOU'VE GOT TO GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF. 599 00:31:28,387 --> 00:31:31,924 HERSHBERGER REPRESENTS AT LEAST HALF OF OUR BUSINESS. 600 00:31:31,958 --> 00:31:35,094 I'VE GOT A FAMILY PROBLEM I CAN'T GET OUT OF MY MIND. 601 00:31:35,127 --> 00:31:38,564 THERE IS NO PLACE IN BUSINESS FOR A FAMILY PROBLEM! 602 00:31:38,597 --> 00:31:40,199 A FAMILY PROBLEM? OH. 603 00:31:40,232 --> 00:31:43,302 IS THERE SOMETHING THE MATTER WITH SUE? 604 00:31:43,335 --> 00:31:44,636 NO, IT'S WENDY. 605 00:31:44,670 --> 00:31:48,174 I'VE GOT TO HAND IT TO YOU, IRA. 606 00:31:48,207 --> 00:31:50,542 YOUR DAUGHTERS CHOSE FINE HUSBANDS. 607 00:31:50,576 --> 00:31:51,978 OH, YES. YES -- 608 00:31:52,011 --> 00:31:55,114 AN ENGINEER, A DOCTOR, A LAWYER. 609 00:31:55,147 --> 00:31:56,248 I'M PROUD OF THEM ALL. 610 00:31:56,282 --> 00:31:58,117 THEY'RE ALL HUNTINGTON MEN. 611 00:31:58,150 --> 00:32:00,486 THAT'S WHERE YOU FIND THE RIGHT KIND OF HUSBAND. 612 00:32:00,519 --> 00:32:02,521 I WISH WENDY WERE GOING THERE. 613 00:32:02,554 --> 00:32:04,056 YOU MEAN SHE'S NOT? 614 00:32:04,090 --> 00:32:05,491 SHE'S GOING TO CITY COLLEGE. 615 00:32:05,524 --> 00:32:07,026 WHAT?! 616 00:32:07,059 --> 00:32:09,028 IT'S THIS GROUP SHE'S GONE WITH 617 00:32:09,061 --> 00:32:11,597 EVER SINCE SHE WAS A KID -- SOME SENSE OF LOYALTY. 618 00:32:11,630 --> 00:32:13,099 THEY'RE ALL GOING THERE. 619 00:32:13,132 --> 00:32:15,501 THE WORST PART IS, THEY'RE ALL GOING NOWHERE. 620 00:32:15,534 --> 00:32:18,004 NOT ONE OF THEM HAS AN OUNCE OF INITIATIVE. 621 00:32:18,037 --> 00:32:20,372 I CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT SHE SEES IN THEM. 622 00:32:20,406 --> 00:32:23,109 YOU'RE LETTING HER GO TO CITY COLLEGE? 623 00:32:23,142 --> 00:32:26,112 SHE'S GETTING TOWARD THE MARRYING AGE, ISN'T SHE? 624 00:32:26,145 --> 00:32:28,114 THAT'S WHAT I'M WORRIED ABOUT. 625 00:32:28,147 --> 00:32:30,282 WHY DON'T YOU SEND HER TO HUNTINGTON? 626 00:32:30,316 --> 00:32:32,218 YOU JUST DON'T SEND WENDY ANYWHERE. 627 00:32:32,251 --> 00:32:34,386 SHE DID TAKE THE SCHOLARSHIP TEST WITH HER BOYFRIEND, 628 00:32:34,420 --> 00:32:36,022 BUT HER HEART WASN'T IN IT. 629 00:32:36,055 --> 00:32:37,389 EVEN AT THAT, SHE ALMOST MADE IT. 630 00:32:37,423 --> 00:32:38,624 HOW DO YOU KNOW? 631 00:32:38,657 --> 00:32:41,160 I TALKED TO THE REGISTRAR THERE. 632 00:32:41,193 --> 00:32:43,462 ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THE CLAUDE ARCHER 633 00:32:43,495 --> 00:32:46,032 THAT WAS IN THE SAME CLASS WITH ME? 634 00:32:46,065 --> 00:32:46,832 I THINK SO. 635 00:32:46,865 --> 00:32:49,401 I'LL TELL HIM YOU'RE LETTING THE KID 636 00:32:49,435 --> 00:32:51,070 THINK SHE WON A SCHOLARSHIP, 637 00:32:51,103 --> 00:32:53,172 BUT YOU'LL PAY FOR EVERYTHING. 638 00:32:53,205 --> 00:32:55,574 BUT, IRA -- I'M SURE HE'LL GO ALONG. 639 00:32:55,607 --> 00:32:57,409 BUT, IRA, I CAN'T DO THAT. 640 00:32:57,443 --> 00:33:00,412 GERTRUDE, GET ME CLAUDE ARCHER UP AT HUNTINGTON. 641 00:33:00,446 --> 00:33:02,348 IRA, I CAN'T DO THAT! 642 00:33:02,381 --> 00:33:05,051 YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO ANYTHING BUT PAY. 643 00:33:05,084 --> 00:33:07,153 [ SIGHS ] 644 00:33:07,186 --> 00:33:09,055 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 645 00:33:09,088 --> 00:33:11,057 HI, HON, WENDY. 646 00:33:11,090 --> 00:33:15,061 CHARLIE! CHARLIE, WENDY'S WON A SCHOLARSHIP! 647 00:33:15,094 --> 00:33:17,196 I REALLY DID. 648 00:33:17,229 --> 00:33:18,530 WONDERFUL, WONDERFUL. 649 00:33:18,564 --> 00:33:20,766 CHARLIE, YOU DIDN'T HEAR HER. 650 00:33:20,799 --> 00:33:24,203 WENDY'S ACTUALLY WON A SCHOLARSHIP TO HUNTINGTON! 651 00:33:24,236 --> 00:33:27,139 THAT'S NOT WONDERFUL, THAT'S SUPER! 652 00:33:27,173 --> 00:33:28,307 SUPER, SUPER. 653 00:33:28,340 --> 00:33:30,076 YOU'RE DARN RIGHT, IT IS! 654 00:33:30,109 --> 00:33:31,310 CAN WE HAVE SOME CHAMPAGNE? 655 00:33:31,343 --> 00:33:33,112 HUH? 656 00:33:33,145 --> 00:33:34,146 WE HAVE SOME. 657 00:33:36,082 --> 00:33:39,051 OF COURSE WE HAVE CHAMPAGNE. 658 00:33:39,085 --> 00:33:41,353 WE HAVE LOTS OF CHAMPAGNE. 659 00:33:41,387 --> 00:33:46,492 YEP, THAT'S ONE THING WE HAVE PLENTY OF -- CHAMPAGNE. 660 00:33:46,525 --> 00:33:50,429 OH, WENDY, IT'LL PROBABLY BE A LITTLE DIFFICULT AT FIRST, 661 00:33:50,462 --> 00:33:52,164 BEING AWAY FROM HOME, 662 00:33:52,198 --> 00:33:55,167 BUT AFTER A WHILE, YOU'LL LEARN TO LOVE IT. 663 00:33:55,201 --> 00:33:56,702 I KNOW I DID. 664 00:33:56,735 --> 00:33:59,705 Wendy: I DON'T KNOW WHY THEY WAITED SO LONG TO NOTIFY ME. 665 00:33:59,738 --> 00:34:01,640 CLASSES START IN A COUPLE OF DAYS. 666 00:34:01,673 --> 00:34:03,775 I'VE BEEN WONDERING ABOUT THAT MYSELF. 667 00:34:03,809 --> 00:34:05,144 [ CORK POPS ] 668 00:34:05,177 --> 00:34:07,146 OH! HA HA HA HA! 669 00:34:07,179 --> 00:34:08,347 [ Laughing ] DEAR! 670 00:34:08,380 --> 00:34:10,482 IT'LL JUST TAKE ME A MINUTE TO CLEAN UP. 671 00:34:10,516 --> 00:34:13,352 [ DOORBELL RINGS ] 672 00:34:13,385 --> 00:34:16,755 OH, THAT MUST BE BART. 673 00:34:16,788 --> 00:34:19,558 YOU DON'T MIND IF I PASS ON THE CHAMPAGNE, DO YOU? 674 00:34:19,591 --> 00:34:21,660 INVITE HIM IN. MAYBE HE'D LIKE SOME. 675 00:34:21,693 --> 00:34:23,095 WE HAVE PLENTY. 676 00:34:23,129 --> 00:34:26,165 I KNOW, BUT...WELL, I'D JUST AS SOON TELL BART 677 00:34:26,198 --> 00:34:28,100 ABOUT THIS THING MYSELF. 678 00:34:28,134 --> 00:34:30,769 ALL RIGHT, DEAR. YOU GO AHEAD. 679 00:34:30,802 --> 00:34:31,737 GOOD NIGHT. 680 00:34:31,770 --> 00:34:33,472 GOOD NIGHT, DARLING. 681 00:34:33,505 --> 00:34:35,274 [ SIGHS ] 682 00:34:35,307 --> 00:34:36,742 WENDY... 683 00:34:36,775 --> 00:34:38,444 YEAH, DAD? 684 00:34:38,477 --> 00:34:41,147 GOOD NIGHT, WENDY. 685 00:34:41,180 --> 00:34:43,849 GOOD NIGHT, DAD. 686 00:34:50,889 --> 00:34:54,226 [ SOFT MUSIC PLAYS ] 687 00:34:54,260 --> 00:34:58,430 [ WAVES CRASHING ] 688 00:35:16,815 --> 00:35:20,852 YOU KNOW, I-I REALLY DIDN'T WANT THIS TO HAPPEN. 689 00:35:20,886 --> 00:35:22,554 NOTHING'S HAPPENED. 690 00:35:22,588 --> 00:35:23,889 YEAH. 691 00:35:23,922 --> 00:35:26,758 WE SURE WOULD HAVE HAD A LOT OF FUN WITH EVERYONE 692 00:35:26,792 --> 00:35:28,827 GOING TO THE SAME PLACE, THOUGH. 693 00:35:28,860 --> 00:35:31,897 YEAH. WELL, YOU'LL HAVE A LOT OF FUN UP THERE, TOO. 694 00:35:31,930 --> 00:35:34,800 I SUPPOSE. 695 00:35:37,469 --> 00:35:40,439 HEY, LOOK, IF, UH -- IF YOU NEED A RIDE UP, 696 00:35:40,472 --> 00:35:43,342 JUST LET ME KNOW, 'CAUSE I'LL BE AROUND. 697 00:35:43,375 --> 00:35:46,945 YEAH. SURE, BART. 698 00:35:46,978 --> 00:35:49,281 I KNOW. 699 00:36:04,263 --> 00:36:06,932 GREAT ABOUT WENDY WINNIN' THAT SCHOLARSHIP, HUH? 700 00:36:06,965 --> 00:36:10,236 YEAH, TERRIFIC. 701 00:36:10,269 --> 00:36:12,671 A WEEK FROM NOW, THIS COULD NEVER HAVE HAPPENED. 702 00:36:12,704 --> 00:36:15,241 WE WOULD HAVE ALL BEEN GOIN' OVER TO CITY. 703 00:36:15,274 --> 00:36:17,643 IT'S CRAZY THE WAY THINGS WORK OUT, ISN'T IT? 704 00:36:17,676 --> 00:36:19,578 YEAH, CRAZY. 705 00:36:19,611 --> 00:36:21,313 HUH? 706 00:36:21,347 --> 00:36:26,218 COME ON, STANLEY, LET'S GO, HUH? 707 00:36:26,252 --> 00:36:29,621 YEAH, SURE. 708 00:36:33,592 --> 00:36:35,961 WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE WENT UP WITH BART? 709 00:36:35,994 --> 00:36:38,530 SHE WAS GOIN' UP WITH ME TOMORROW. 710 00:36:38,564 --> 00:36:41,500 THERE ARE ONLY TWO MORE DAYS OF REGISTRATION LEFT. 711 00:36:41,533 --> 00:36:44,670 SHE'LL BE ABLE TO REGISTER FIRST THING IN THE MORNING. 712 00:36:44,703 --> 00:36:47,306 WHAT IF SHE DOESN'T TALK TO CLAUDE ARCHER? 713 00:36:47,339 --> 00:36:50,309 THEY'RE ARE PLENTY OF PEOPLE UP THERE HELPING OUT. 714 00:36:50,342 --> 00:36:52,644 I WANT HER TO TALK TO CLAUDE ARCHER! 715 00:36:52,678 --> 00:36:54,980 YOU DON'T HAVE TO BITE MY HEAD OFF. 716 00:36:55,013 --> 00:36:57,683 IT'S JUST THAT IT'S KIND OF IMPORTANT. 717 00:36:57,716 --> 00:36:58,950 WHERE'S SHE STAYING? 718 00:36:58,984 --> 00:37:01,287 MOTHER BARLOW'S. 719 00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:03,289 JUST THINK -- THE SAME PLACE I STAYED. 720 00:37:03,322 --> 00:37:04,790 IT WAS ALWAYS A LITTLE STRICT, 721 00:37:04,823 --> 00:37:06,692 BUT I THINK IT'S BETTER THAT WAY. 722 00:37:06,725 --> 00:37:08,894 A LITTLE REGIMENTATION IN HER LIFE 723 00:37:08,927 --> 00:37:10,462 WOULDN'T HURT ANYTHING. 724 00:37:12,731 --> 00:37:14,266 LONG DISTANCE, PLEASE. 725 00:37:14,300 --> 00:37:16,802 YES, I'D LIKE TO PLACE A PHONE CALL 726 00:37:16,835 --> 00:37:19,305 TO MOTHER BARLOW'S BOARDINGHOUSE, 727 00:37:19,338 --> 00:37:22,441 UNIVERSITY AVENUE, HUNTINGTON, CALIFORNIA. 728 00:37:22,474 --> 00:37:23,975 YES, THAT'S RIGHT. 729 00:37:24,009 --> 00:37:27,012 B-A-R-L-O-W. 730 00:37:27,045 --> 00:37:31,317 [ TELEPHONE RINGING ] 731 00:37:37,989 --> 00:37:40,025 HELLO. 732 00:37:40,058 --> 00:37:41,727 HELLO? 733 00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:43,061 HELLO? 734 00:37:43,094 --> 00:37:44,896 I MUST HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER. 735 00:37:44,930 --> 00:37:46,498 HOW DO YOU KNOW ALREADY? 736 00:37:46,532 --> 00:37:49,901 IS THIS HOLLINGSWORTH 2-8560? YEAH. 737 00:37:49,935 --> 00:37:51,703 MOTHER BARLOW'S BOARDINGHOUSE? 738 00:37:51,737 --> 00:37:52,871 YEAH. 739 00:37:52,904 --> 00:37:55,006 IS MOTHER BARLOW IN? 740 00:37:55,040 --> 00:37:56,942 NO, SHE WON'T BE BACK TILL ABOUT 7:00. 741 00:37:56,975 --> 00:37:58,944 SHE WENT TO THE RACES THIS AFTERNOON. 742 00:37:58,977 --> 00:38:01,713 WENT TO THE RACES? 743 00:38:01,747 --> 00:38:03,382 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH THAT? 744 00:38:03,415 --> 00:38:05,684 NOTHING, NOTHING AT ALL. 745 00:38:05,717 --> 00:38:09,855 IS THERE A WENDY McCREADY REGISTERED THERE? 746 00:38:09,888 --> 00:38:11,890 JUST A SEC. 747 00:38:17,763 --> 00:38:20,966 OH, YEAH, SHE'S THAT CHICK THAT CAME IN TODAY. 748 00:38:20,999 --> 00:38:23,001 SHE'S UP IN A CORNER ROOM. 749 00:38:23,034 --> 00:38:25,103 MAY I SPEAK WITH HER, PLEASE? 750 00:38:25,136 --> 00:38:27,373 YOU COULD, ONLY THERE'S NO PHONE UP THERE. 751 00:38:27,406 --> 00:38:28,540 COULD YOU GO GET HER? 752 00:38:28,574 --> 00:38:29,775 WHO'S THIS? 753 00:38:29,808 --> 00:38:31,109 THIS IS HER FATHER. 754 00:38:31,142 --> 00:38:33,979 WELL, POPS, WE DON'T RUN ANY MESSENGER SERVICE. 755 00:38:34,012 --> 00:38:36,482 IF SHE HAPPENS TO COME BY THE DESK, 756 00:38:36,515 --> 00:38:38,684 I'LL TELL HER YOU CALLED, OKAY? 757 00:38:38,717 --> 00:38:40,986 Okay. [ Click ] 758 00:39:06,545 --> 00:39:10,115 WAIT RIGHT HERE, HUH? 759 00:39:22,894 --> 00:39:26,965 [ INDISTINCT TALKING, LAUGHTER ] 760 00:39:36,074 --> 00:39:38,009 YOU MISSED! 761 00:39:41,146 --> 00:39:42,781 MOTHER BARLOW? 762 00:39:42,814 --> 00:39:46,084 DON'T BOTHER ME NOW, SONNY. I'M CONCENTRATING. 763 00:39:46,117 --> 00:39:48,954 OH. 764 00:39:48,987 --> 00:39:51,990 I'VE GOT YA NOW. 765 00:39:56,562 --> 00:39:58,530 WILL YOU KIDS KEEP QUIET?! 766 00:39:58,564 --> 00:40:01,032 I'M TRYING TO LINE UP A SHOT! 767 00:40:01,066 --> 00:40:04,970 I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS PLACE IS COMING TO. 768 00:40:05,003 --> 00:40:06,572 YEAH...YEAH. 769 00:40:06,605 --> 00:40:08,139 SAY, MOTHER BARLOW -- 770 00:40:08,173 --> 00:40:09,941 OUTTA MY WAY, SONNY! 771 00:40:15,647 --> 00:40:17,549 WELL, THAT OUGHTA TAKE CARE 772 00:40:17,583 --> 00:40:19,618 OF YOU TWO BOYS FOR THE NIGHT. 773 00:40:19,651 --> 00:40:21,520 SHALL WE RACK 'EM UP AGAIN? 774 00:40:21,553 --> 00:40:23,054 NO, NO, I'M A LITTLE TIRED. 775 00:40:23,088 --> 00:40:24,823 I THINK I'LL TURN IN. 776 00:40:24,856 --> 00:40:27,626 UH, M-MOTHER BARLOW? 777 00:40:27,659 --> 00:40:29,127 UH, MA'AM? 778 00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:31,663 OLD AGE CAN SURE CREEP UP. 779 00:40:31,697 --> 00:40:33,999 IT DOES THAT TO ALL OF US. 780 00:40:34,032 --> 00:40:36,802 WELL, WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM, SONNY? 781 00:40:36,835 --> 00:40:39,805 [ SCREAMING ] I HAVE NO PROBLEM -- 782 00:40:39,838 --> 00:40:41,106 LET ME GO! 783 00:40:41,139 --> 00:40:42,874 WILL YOU QUIT THAT?! 784 00:40:42,908 --> 00:40:44,776 SORRY, MOTHER BARLOW. 785 00:40:44,810 --> 00:40:46,878 GET UP TO YOUR ROOMS WHERE YOU BELONG! 786 00:40:46,912 --> 00:40:49,681 [ GIGGLING ] 787 00:40:49,715 --> 00:40:51,817 DARN KIDS! 788 00:40:51,850 --> 00:40:54,920 THEY NEVER GIVE YOU A MOMENT OF PEACE OR QUIET. 789 00:40:54,953 --> 00:40:58,056 TIMES SURE CHANGE, DON'T THEY, SONNY? 790 00:40:58,089 --> 00:40:59,057 THEY SURE DO. 791 00:40:59,090 --> 00:41:00,859 THERE'S QUITE A BIT GOING ON. 792 00:41:00,892 --> 00:41:03,094 IS IT AN INITIATION OR SOMETHING? 793 00:41:03,128 --> 00:41:05,564 NO, NOTHIN' THAT I KNOW OF. 794 00:41:07,032 --> 00:41:09,868 SAY... 795 00:41:09,901 --> 00:41:12,070 HAVEN'T I SEEN YOU SOMEWHERE BEFORE? 796 00:41:12,103 --> 00:41:14,973 YES, BUT THAT WAS MANY, MANY YEARS AGO. 797 00:41:15,006 --> 00:41:17,609 I DOUBT VERY MUCH YOU'D REMEMBER ME. 798 00:41:17,643 --> 00:41:18,944 BUT I WOULD. 799 00:41:18,977 --> 00:41:21,847 I NEVER FORGET A HORSE OR A FACE. 800 00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:23,682 OH, SURE! 801 00:41:23,715 --> 00:41:27,085 YOU'RE THE FELLOW THAT WAS ALWAYS RUNNING AROUND 802 00:41:27,118 --> 00:41:28,754 AFTER THAT SKINNY GIRL. 803 00:41:28,787 --> 00:41:30,288 HMM. WHAT WAS HER NAME? 804 00:41:30,321 --> 00:41:33,091 UH...LOU -- SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 805 00:41:33,124 --> 00:41:34,760 SUE. SUE LYONS. 806 00:41:34,793 --> 00:41:37,228 REMARKABLE YOU'D REMEMBER. 807 00:41:37,262 --> 00:41:40,632 YEAH, WELL, SHE ISN'T HERE ANYMORE. 808 00:41:40,666 --> 00:41:42,601 I KNOW THAT. I MARRIED HER. 809 00:41:42,634 --> 00:41:44,035 YOU DID? THAT'S FUNNY. 810 00:41:44,069 --> 00:41:46,071 I'D HAVE SAID THAT SHE WAS ONE 811 00:41:46,104 --> 00:41:48,574 WHO NEVER WOULD HAVE GOTTEN MARRIED. 812 00:41:48,607 --> 00:41:51,577 IT JUST SO HAPPENS WE'VE BEEN MARRIED A LONG TIME. 813 00:41:51,610 --> 00:41:54,279 MATTER OF FACT, OUR DAUGHTER STAYS UP HERE NOW -- 814 00:41:54,312 --> 00:41:56,014 WENDY McCREADY. 815 00:41:56,047 --> 00:41:59,117 SHE'S THE PRETTY LITTLE THING IN THE CORNER ROOM. 816 00:41:59,150 --> 00:42:01,252 WE DON'T HAVE A PHONE UP THERE. 817 00:42:01,286 --> 00:42:03,088 I'VE HEARD THAT. 818 00:42:03,121 --> 00:42:05,991 WOULD YOU MIND IF I SPENT A FEW MINUTES WITH HER NOW? 819 00:42:06,024 --> 00:42:07,959 WELL, YOU COULD, BUT YOU'RE TOO LATE. 820 00:42:07,993 --> 00:42:09,628 VISITING HOURS ARE OVER. 821 00:42:09,661 --> 00:42:12,731 YEAH, BUT I'VE TRAVELED A LONG DISTANCE, 822 00:42:12,764 --> 00:42:14,332 AND IT'S RATHER IMPORTANT. 823 00:42:14,365 --> 00:42:16,134 COULDN'T YOU SEE HER IN THE MORNING? 824 00:42:16,167 --> 00:42:18,937 NO, I HAVE TO SEE HER TONIGHT. 825 00:42:18,970 --> 00:42:20,639 WELL, IT IS 10:15, 826 00:42:20,672 --> 00:42:23,675 AND VISITING HOURS ARE OVER AT 10:00. 827 00:42:23,709 --> 00:42:26,244 YOU TELL ME THAT I CAN'T SEE MY OWN DAUGHTER 828 00:42:26,277 --> 00:42:27,979 BECAUSE IT'S TOO LATE, 829 00:42:28,013 --> 00:42:30,816 AND YOU LET THESE CLOWNS WANDER AROUND HERE?! 830 00:42:30,849 --> 00:42:32,083 WHO'S A CLOWN? 831 00:42:32,117 --> 00:42:33,719 Mother Barlow: JUST A MINUTE, SONNY. 832 00:42:33,752 --> 00:42:36,121 THEY HAPPEN TO LIVE HERE. 833 00:42:36,154 --> 00:42:38,323 BOYS LIVE HERE?! 834 00:42:38,356 --> 00:42:39,958 DIDN'T YOU KNOW THAT? 835 00:42:39,991 --> 00:42:41,359 I CERTAINLY DID NOT! 836 00:42:41,392 --> 00:42:45,030 AND 10:15 OR NO 10:15, I'M GOING TO SEE MY DAUGHTER! 837 00:42:45,063 --> 00:42:47,132 DON'T YOU MAKE ANY TROUBLE! 838 00:42:47,165 --> 00:42:49,100 THERE WON'T BE ANY TROUBLE. 839 00:42:49,134 --> 00:42:50,001 BOYS... 840 00:42:50,035 --> 00:42:52,037 WAIT A MINUTE! 841 00:42:52,070 --> 00:42:56,241 I'M A LAWYER! I HAVE MY RIGHTS! 842 00:42:58,343 --> 00:43:01,112 CO-ED DORMS. 843 00:43:03,915 --> 00:43:06,251 LOOK, I THINK I'LL BE A LITTLE BIT LONGER. 844 00:43:06,284 --> 00:43:08,319 YOU MAY AS WELL TAKE OFF, HUH? 845 00:43:26,104 --> 00:43:29,040 Wendy! 846 00:43:29,074 --> 00:43:31,042 WENDY! 847 00:43:31,076 --> 00:43:32,110 WENDY! 848 00:43:34,179 --> 00:43:36,648 WEN-- UGH! 849 00:44:14,352 --> 00:44:17,789 WENDY? WENDY?! 850 00:44:17,823 --> 00:44:18,957 AAH! 851 00:44:18,990 --> 00:44:20,291 WAIT A MINUTE! 852 00:44:20,325 --> 00:44:21,760 NO! 853 00:44:21,793 --> 00:44:23,294 AAAHHH!AAAHHH! 854 00:44:23,328 --> 00:44:28,133 AAAAAAHHHHH! 855 00:44:28,166 --> 00:44:31,036 PEEPING TOM!! PEEPING TOM! HELP! 856 00:44:31,069 --> 00:44:32,804 POLICE!! HELP! 857 00:44:32,838 --> 00:44:36,307 HELP! PEEPING TOM! PEEPING TOM! 858 00:44:36,341 --> 00:44:38,810 HELP! PEEPING TOM! 859 00:44:52,991 --> 00:44:55,126 $100 BAIL POSTED BY WENDY McCREADY 860 00:44:55,160 --> 00:44:58,296 FOR CHARLIE McCREADY. 861 00:44:58,329 --> 00:45:01,332 YOU KNOW, I CAN'T UNDERSTAND IT. 862 00:45:01,366 --> 00:45:03,034 WHAT? 863 00:45:03,068 --> 00:45:05,036 THIS BEING A COLLEGE TOWN, 864 00:45:05,070 --> 00:45:07,372 PARENTS ARE ALWAYS COMING DOWN TO BAIL OUT THEIR KIDS. 865 00:45:07,405 --> 00:45:09,474 THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE EVER SEEN 866 00:45:09,507 --> 00:45:12,010 A KID COME DOWN TO BAIL OUT HER PARENT. 867 00:45:12,043 --> 00:45:13,945 DON'T LET IT BOTHER YOU, JUDGE. 868 00:45:13,979 --> 00:45:15,981 THERE ARE A LOT OF THINGS I CAN'T UNDERSTAND, EITHER. 869 00:45:16,014 --> 00:45:17,715 BAILIFF... 870 00:45:20,018 --> 00:45:22,353 THANK YOU. 871 00:45:27,092 --> 00:45:28,927 OH, DAD, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 872 00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:30,128 I'M ALL RIGHT, HON. 873 00:45:30,161 --> 00:45:32,463 ARE YOU SURE? YOU LOOK KIND OF PALE. 874 00:45:32,497 --> 00:45:34,099 YOU'D LOOK A LITTLE PALE 875 00:45:34,132 --> 00:45:37,102 IF YOU'D BEEN THROUGH WHAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH. 876 00:45:37,135 --> 00:45:40,471 YOU'LL HAVE TO FILL IN THIS FORM BEFORE YOU CAN GO. 877 00:45:46,411 --> 00:45:48,847 MR. McCREADY, DON'T GET ME WRONG -- 878 00:45:48,880 --> 00:45:50,315 IT'S NONE OF MY BUSINESS -- 879 00:45:50,348 --> 00:45:52,984 DIDN'T YOU COME A LONG WAY TO BE A PEEPIN' TOM? 880 00:45:57,355 --> 00:45:59,157 PEEPING TOM. 881 00:45:59,190 --> 00:46:01,126 I WOULDN'T BE IN ALL THIS TROUBLE 882 00:46:01,159 --> 00:46:03,528 IF IT WEREN'T FOR THAT DINGBAT HOUSEMOTHER OF YOURS. 883 00:46:03,561 --> 00:46:05,230 SHEA LITTLE ODD, ISN'T SHE? 884 00:46:05,263 --> 00:46:07,132 "ODD" ISN'T THE WORD FOR HER. 885 00:46:07,165 --> 00:46:09,400 THE LAST THING MOM SAID BEFORE I LEFT HOME 886 00:46:09,434 --> 00:46:12,103 WAS TO BE SURE AND STAY AT MOTHER BARLOW'S. 887 00:46:12,137 --> 00:46:13,571 SHE SAID MOTHER BARLOW'S 888 00:46:13,604 --> 00:46:15,506 WAS THE ONE PLACE THAT REALIZED 889 00:46:15,540 --> 00:46:17,175 HOW A LADY SHOULD BEHAVE. 890 00:46:17,208 --> 00:46:20,211 THERE'S ONE THING YOUR MOTHER DIDN'T REALIZE -- 891 00:46:20,245 --> 00:46:22,113 MOTHER BARLOW'S NUTS. 892 00:46:22,147 --> 00:46:26,117 DAD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP HERE? 893 00:46:26,151 --> 00:46:27,518 I JUST CAME UP TO SEE 894 00:46:27,552 --> 00:46:29,454 HOW YOU'RE GETTING ALONG, THAT'S ALL. 895 00:46:29,487 --> 00:46:31,122 THAT'S KIND OF HARD TO SAY. 896 00:46:31,156 --> 00:46:32,924 SHE'S ONLY BEEN UP HERE A DAY. 897 00:46:32,958 --> 00:46:34,292 BART, WHEN I WANT YOUR OPINION, 898 00:46:34,325 --> 00:46:35,827 I'LL ASK FOR IT. 899 00:46:35,861 --> 00:46:36,995 DAD, I'M DOING FINE. 900 00:46:37,028 --> 00:46:39,064 IT'S JUST THAT I TRIED TO PHONE YOU, 901 00:46:39,097 --> 00:46:40,866 BUT I COULDN'T GET THROUGH. 902 00:46:40,899 --> 00:46:42,400 SHE HASN'T GOT A PHONE UP THERE. 903 00:46:42,433 --> 00:46:45,270 I KNOW SHE DOESN'T HAVE A PHONE! 904 00:46:45,303 --> 00:46:47,138 I'M SORRY. 905 00:46:47,172 --> 00:46:49,474 LOOK, BART, IT'S ONLY ABOUT FOUR BLOCKS 906 00:46:49,507 --> 00:46:51,176 BACK TO THE BOARDINGHOUSE. 907 00:46:51,209 --> 00:46:54,045 WOULD YOU MIND IF WENDY AND I WALKED BACK? 908 00:46:54,079 --> 00:46:57,148 I'D LIKE TO HAVE A FEW MINUTES WITH HER ALONE. 909 00:46:57,182 --> 00:46:59,117 ACTUALLY, I-I WO-- 910 00:46:59,150 --> 00:47:01,352 I GUESS MAYBE I-I'D BETTER GET GOIN'. 911 00:47:01,386 --> 00:47:06,357 I GOT A LONG WAY TO DRIVE TONIGHT ANYWAY. 912 00:47:06,391 --> 00:47:08,159 GOOD NIGHT. 913 00:47:08,193 --> 00:47:11,229 BART... 914 00:47:11,262 --> 00:47:13,231 THANKS A LOT FOR BRINGING ME UP. 915 00:47:13,264 --> 00:47:15,400 AND THANKS FOR THE CHINESE DINNER. 916 00:47:15,433 --> 00:47:16,935 IT WAS GREAT. 917 00:47:16,968 --> 00:47:19,170 YEAH, WE HAVE TO REMEMBER THAT PLACE. 918 00:47:19,204 --> 00:47:21,239 YEAH. 919 00:47:27,378 --> 00:47:29,014 TAKE IT EASY, OKAY? 920 00:47:29,047 --> 00:47:31,382 I WILL. 921 00:47:36,187 --> 00:47:37,222 THANKS AGAIN. 922 00:47:37,255 --> 00:47:39,024 I'LL SEE YA LATER. 923 00:47:40,658 --> 00:47:42,060 GOODBYE, BART. 924 00:47:42,093 --> 00:47:45,130 GOODBYE, MR. McCREADY. 925 00:47:45,163 --> 00:47:47,598 [ ENGINE TURNS OVER ] 926 00:47:58,209 --> 00:48:00,145 GREAT NIGHT, ISN'T IT? 927 00:48:00,178 --> 00:48:03,114 YEAH. YEAH, IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 928 00:48:03,148 --> 00:48:04,916 [ SIGHS ] 929 00:48:04,950 --> 00:48:06,684 WELL, WHAT IS IT, DAD? 930 00:48:06,717 --> 00:48:09,955 ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT SOMETHING? 931 00:48:09,988 --> 00:48:11,089 NO, NO. 932 00:48:11,122 --> 00:48:13,258 IF IT'S ABOUT MOTHER BARLOW'S -- 933 00:48:13,291 --> 00:48:14,960 NO, NO. 934 00:48:14,993 --> 00:48:17,028 IS MOM OKAY? 935 00:48:17,062 --> 00:48:19,064 FINE, FINE. 936 00:48:19,097 --> 00:48:21,132 YOU HAD ME WORRIED ABOUT IT. 937 00:48:21,166 --> 00:48:23,134 NOW, WHAT IS IT, DAD? 938 00:48:23,168 --> 00:48:26,437 IT'S YOUR REGISTRATION, WENDY. 939 00:48:26,471 --> 00:48:28,473 MY REGISTRATION? 940 00:48:28,506 --> 00:48:30,541 THAT'S NO SMALL MATTER, HONEY. 941 00:48:30,575 --> 00:48:34,179 I'M SURE YOU REMEMBER ME TALKING ABOUT CLAUDE ARCHER. 942 00:48:34,212 --> 00:48:35,380 WHO? 943 00:48:35,413 --> 00:48:36,581 HEAD OF REGISTRATION. 944 00:48:36,614 --> 00:48:38,516 YEAH. 945 00:48:38,549 --> 00:48:43,121 HE'S A GOOD FRIEND OF IRA'S. MINE, TOO, FOR THAT MATTER. 946 00:48:43,154 --> 00:48:46,224 WHEN YOU REGISTER, BE SURE AND TALK TO CLAUDE ARCHER 947 00:48:46,257 --> 00:48:47,658 AND NO ONE ELSE. 948 00:48:47,692 --> 00:48:49,194 WHY? 949 00:48:49,227 --> 00:48:50,996 WHY? 950 00:48:51,029 --> 00:48:54,099 WELL, B-BECAUSE HE'LL GIVE YOU WHAT YOU NEED, HONEY -- 951 00:48:54,132 --> 00:48:55,533 YOUR MAJOR, YOUR MINOR, 952 00:48:55,566 --> 00:48:57,568 HOW MANY UNITS YOU SHOULD CARRY. 953 00:48:57,602 --> 00:49:01,106 IT'S SPECIAL ATTENTION YOU WON'T GET FROM ANYONE ELSE. 954 00:49:01,139 --> 00:49:04,475 BOY, THAT SURE IS WEIRD. 955 00:49:04,509 --> 00:49:06,711 WHAT'S WEIRD? 956 00:49:06,744 --> 00:49:08,446 YOU CAME 400 MILES TO TELL ME 957 00:49:08,479 --> 00:49:11,449 TO TALK TO SOMEONE BY THE NAME OF CLAUDE ARCHER? 958 00:49:11,482 --> 00:49:13,118 [ Yelling ] YES, I CAME 400 -- 959 00:49:13,151 --> 00:49:15,120 [ Normal voice ] YES, I CAME 400 MILES, 960 00:49:15,153 --> 00:49:17,388 AND I GOT MIXED UP WITH THAT HOUSEMOTHER. 961 00:49:17,422 --> 00:49:19,357 AND I FELL 30 FEET INTO A SWIMMING POOL. 962 00:49:19,390 --> 00:49:21,726 I GOT THROWN INTO JAIL, BOOKED AS A PEEPING TOM, 963 00:49:21,759 --> 00:49:25,530 AND NOW I GOTTA FLY BACK 400 MILES IN THIS WRINKLED SUIT. 964 00:49:25,563 --> 00:49:29,167 AND I DID IT ALL SO YOU WOULD TALK TO CLAUDE ARCHER 965 00:49:29,200 --> 00:49:30,501 WHEN YOU REGISTER. 966 00:49:30,535 --> 00:49:33,671 NOW, WEIRD OR NOT, WENDY, WILL YOU TALK TO HIM? 967 00:49:33,704 --> 00:49:35,206 WELL, SURE, DAD. 968 00:49:35,240 --> 00:49:39,044 IF IT MEANS THAT MUCH TO YOU, I'LL DO ANYTHING. 969 00:49:45,216 --> 00:49:47,585 OH, CHARLIE... 970 00:49:47,618 --> 00:49:49,254 CHARLIE, I ALMOST FORGOT. 971 00:49:49,287 --> 00:49:51,689 WOULD YOU ADD A DOZEN EGGS, A POUND OF BACON, 972 00:49:51,722 --> 00:49:54,559 AND A COUPLE OF CANS OF TOMATO SOUP TO THAT LIST? 973 00:49:54,592 --> 00:49:56,094 ARE YOU SURE THAT'S ALL? 974 00:49:56,127 --> 00:49:58,029 THAT'S ALL. 975 00:49:59,830 --> 00:50:01,499 [ DOG BARKING ] 976 00:50:01,532 --> 00:50:03,768 STOP THAT, NAPOLEON! 977 00:50:03,801 --> 00:50:06,071 SORRY, MR. McCREADY! 978 00:50:06,104 --> 00:50:08,473 QUITE ALL RIGHT, MRS. LEVIN. 979 00:50:08,506 --> 00:50:12,243 DO YOU HAPPEN TO BE GOING TO THE STORE, MR. McCREADY? 980 00:50:12,277 --> 00:50:13,678 YES, I AM. 981 00:50:13,711 --> 00:50:16,547 OH, WOULD YOU MIND PICKING UP 982 00:50:16,581 --> 00:50:19,050 SOME DOG FOOD FOR NAPOLEON? 983 00:50:19,084 --> 00:50:20,785 NOT AT ALL, MRS. LEVIN. 984 00:50:20,818 --> 00:50:24,355 WHY DO YOU ACT THAT WAY TO MR. McCREADY, NAPOLEON, 985 00:50:24,389 --> 00:50:27,258 WHEN HE DOES SUCH NICE THINGS FOR YOU? 986 00:50:29,260 --> 00:50:32,363 Woman: CHECK OKAY AT STAND ONE. 987 00:50:34,865 --> 00:50:37,302 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 988 00:50:50,548 --> 00:50:53,118 JUST TRYING TO GET THROUGH, THAT'S ALL. 989 00:50:55,253 --> 00:50:57,088 [ CHILD CRYING ] 990 00:50:57,122 --> 00:51:02,093 HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO TOUCH THINGS?! 991 00:51:02,127 --> 00:51:05,363 Woman #2: BILL, PLEASE OPEN UP CHECK STAND 6. 992 00:51:05,396 --> 00:51:08,299 Woman #3: CHANGE ON NUMBER 4, PLEASE. 993 00:51:13,271 --> 00:51:14,872 STANLEY? 994 00:51:14,905 --> 00:51:17,208 OH, HI, MR. McCREADY. HOW ARE YA? 995 00:51:17,242 --> 00:51:18,543 FINE, STANLEY, FINE. 996 00:51:18,576 --> 00:51:20,711 WHERE DO THEY KEEP THE DOG FOOD? 997 00:51:20,745 --> 00:51:23,481 WE MOVED IT OVER TO ROW 13 TOWARDS THE FRONT. 998 00:51:23,514 --> 00:51:26,417 WENDY TOLD ME YOU WERE WORKING FOR A BAKERY NOW. 999 00:51:26,451 --> 00:51:29,787 I WAS, BUT THEY HAD SOME INTERNAL PROBLEMS OVER THERE. 1000 00:51:29,820 --> 00:51:32,157 IT JUST GOT TOO MUCH FOR ME. 1001 00:51:32,190 --> 00:51:34,125 I LIKE IT MUCH BETTER HERE. 1002 00:51:34,159 --> 00:51:34,992 MM-HMM. 1003 00:51:35,025 --> 00:51:36,861 I SUPPOSE THEY HAVE A DELIVERY TRUCK, 1004 00:51:36,894 --> 00:51:38,896 AND YOU TAKE CARE OF THE DELIVERIES? 1005 00:51:38,929 --> 00:51:40,565 HOW DID YOU KNOW? 1006 00:51:40,598 --> 00:51:42,767 JUST A GUESS, STANLEY. 1007 00:51:42,800 --> 00:51:45,770 LET ME HELP YOU FIND THAT DOG FOOD. 1008 00:51:45,803 --> 00:51:47,272 THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 1009 00:51:47,305 --> 00:51:49,274 IT'S PRETTY WELL HIDDEN. 1010 00:51:49,307 --> 00:51:51,176 OH, MR. McGINNIS, HI! 1011 00:51:51,209 --> 00:51:53,144 STANLEY. 1012 00:51:53,178 --> 00:51:55,180 GOOD NEWS ABOUT WENDY, HUH? 1013 00:51:55,213 --> 00:51:56,147 WHAT? 1014 00:51:56,181 --> 00:51:58,749 HOW GREAT SHE'S GETTIN' ALONG UP AT SCHOOL. 1015 00:51:58,783 --> 00:52:01,886 HOW COME YOU KNOW HOW GREAT SHE'S DOIN', AND I DON'T? 1016 00:52:01,919 --> 00:52:04,922 A WHOLE BUNCH OF US WENT UP THERE LAST SUNDAY. 1017 00:52:04,955 --> 00:52:06,557 IT WAS BART'S IDEA. 1018 00:52:06,591 --> 00:52:08,193 WE USED THE TRUCK, 1019 00:52:08,226 --> 00:52:10,928 SO DON'T LET ON TO OLD MAN McGINNIS, OKAY? 1020 00:52:10,961 --> 00:52:14,932 WHAT ARE YOU KIDS DOIN' UP THERE BOTHERIN' WENDY? 1021 00:52:14,965 --> 00:52:16,867 WE NEVER BOTHER WENDY. 1022 00:52:16,901 --> 00:52:18,669 SHE'S ALWAYS GLAD TO SEE US. 1023 00:52:18,703 --> 00:52:21,306 THAT WAS REALLY A SMART IDEA YOU HAD 1024 00:52:21,339 --> 00:52:23,941 ABOUT HAVING WENDY TAKE ALL THOSE ART COURSES. 1025 00:52:23,974 --> 00:52:26,844 SHE COULD NEVER GET STUFF LIKE THAT AT CITY. 1026 00:52:26,877 --> 00:52:29,514 ART? WENDY'S TAKING ART? 1027 00:52:29,547 --> 00:52:31,449 WELL, YEAH. 1028 00:52:31,482 --> 00:52:33,218 SEND HER TO ONE OF THE BEST SCHOOLS, 1029 00:52:33,251 --> 00:52:34,919 SHE ENDS UP WITH A BUNCH OF ARTISTS. 1030 00:52:34,952 --> 00:52:35,920 WHAT'S WRONG WITH ARTISTS? 1031 00:52:35,953 --> 00:52:37,288 PLENTY. 1032 00:52:37,322 --> 00:52:39,290 I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU CAN SAY THAT. 1033 00:52:39,324 --> 00:52:41,226 YOU DON'T, HUH? 1034 00:52:41,259 --> 00:52:43,461 JUST TAKE A MAN LIKE MICHELANGELO. 1035 00:52:43,494 --> 00:52:44,929 I READ HIS BIOGRAPHY. 1036 00:52:44,962 --> 00:52:47,732 BOY, WHAT HE DIDN'T HAVE TO GO THROUGH, MR. McCREADY. 1037 00:52:47,765 --> 00:52:49,767 BUT LOOK AT WHAT HE ENDED UP DOING. 1038 00:52:49,800 --> 00:52:52,403 HE PAINTED THE CEILING OF THE SISTINE CHAPEL. 1039 00:52:52,437 --> 00:52:54,972 MOST PEOPLE GET DIZZY JUST LOOKING UP AT IT. 1040 00:52:55,005 --> 00:52:57,875 BUT HE PAINTED THE WHOLE THING LYIN' ON HIS BACK. 1041 00:52:57,908 --> 00:53:00,978 I KNOW YOU HAVE A HARD JOB, BUT LET'S FACE IT -- 1042 00:53:01,011 --> 00:53:03,748 YOU COULD NEVER DO ANYTHING LIKE THAT. 1043 00:53:03,781 --> 00:53:06,751 IT'S AWFUL HARD TO PUT DOWN A GUY LIKE MR. MICHELANGELO. 1044 00:53:06,784 --> 00:53:08,619 I'M NOT PUTTING DOWN ANYONE. 1045 00:53:08,653 --> 00:53:11,422 AND I CERTAINLY DON'T NEED A LECTURE ON MR. MICHELANGELO. 1046 00:53:11,456 --> 00:53:12,990 IF YOU ASK MY HONEST OPINION, 1047 00:53:13,023 --> 00:53:15,326 YOU EXPECT ME TO GIVE YOU AN HONEST ANSWER. 1048 00:53:15,360 --> 00:53:17,228 IF YOU'LL REMEMBER CORRECTLY, 1049 00:53:17,262 --> 00:53:19,297 I DIDN'T ASK FOR YOUR OPINION ON ANYTHING. 1050 00:53:19,330 --> 00:53:21,866 I JUST ASKED YOU WHERE THE DOG FOOD WAS. 1051 00:53:24,269 --> 00:53:28,439 ALWAYS NICE TALKIN' TO YOU, MR. McCREADY. 1052 00:53:28,473 --> 00:53:30,741 CAN YOU IMAGINE?! TAKING ART! 1053 00:53:30,775 --> 00:53:33,978 WHY DID CLAUDE ARCHER THINK I SENT HER UP THERE? 1054 00:53:34,011 --> 00:53:36,647 SO SHE COULD MARRY AN ARTIST?! 1055 00:53:36,681 --> 00:53:37,882 [ INTERCOM BUZZES ] 1056 00:53:37,915 --> 00:53:39,417 YES. 1057 00:53:39,450 --> 00:53:41,752 I HAVE MR. McCREADY'S DAUGHTER ON LINE 4. 1058 00:53:41,786 --> 00:53:43,721 WOULD HE LIKE TO TAKE IT IN THERE? 1059 00:53:43,754 --> 00:53:47,258 YES, I'LL TAKE IT IN HERE. 1060 00:53:47,292 --> 00:53:50,295 WENDY? ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, HON? 1061 00:53:50,328 --> 00:53:51,729 SURE, DAD. I'M FINE. 1062 00:53:51,762 --> 00:53:53,898 I TRIED TO GET MOM, BUT SHE'S NOT HOME. 1063 00:53:53,931 --> 00:53:55,666 SHE'S PROBABLY GONE SHOPPING. 1064 00:53:55,700 --> 00:53:57,368 IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO FOR YOU? 1065 00:53:57,402 --> 00:53:59,470 I'D LIKE TO COME HOME NEXT SATURDAY. 1066 00:53:59,504 --> 00:54:01,939 YOU CAN COME HOME ANY TIME YOU WANT TO. 1067 00:54:01,972 --> 00:54:04,709 HOW ARE YOU PLANNING ON GETTING DOWN? 1068 00:54:04,742 --> 00:54:05,976 A BOY'S DRIVING ME. 1069 00:54:06,010 --> 00:54:08,346 A BOY'S DRIVING YOU? 1070 00:54:09,013 --> 00:54:10,948 WHAT KIND OF A BOY? 1071 00:54:10,981 --> 00:54:13,684 TWO ARMS, TWO LEGS -- THAT SORT OF THING. 1072 00:54:13,718 --> 00:54:16,321 I MEAN, WHAT DOES HE DO? 1073 00:54:16,354 --> 00:54:18,889 DON'T WORRY ABOUT HIM. HE'S JUST YOUR TYPE. 1074 00:54:18,923 --> 00:54:20,725 HE IS? 1075 00:54:20,758 --> 00:54:22,059 YOU'LL LOVE HIM. 1076 00:54:22,092 --> 00:54:23,994 I WILL, HUH? SHE SAID I'LL LOVE HIM. 1077 00:54:25,496 --> 00:54:26,897 HE GOES TO LAW SCHOOL. 1078 00:54:26,931 --> 00:54:28,366 GOES TO LAW SCHOOL. 1079 00:54:28,399 --> 00:54:30,335 AND HE'S VICE-PRESIDENT OF HIS CLASS. 1080 00:54:30,368 --> 00:54:32,937 VICE-PRESIDENT OF HIS CLASS. 1081 00:54:32,970 --> 00:54:34,805 AND HE'S A FREE RIDE HOME. 1082 00:54:34,839 --> 00:54:37,375 AND HE'S A -- HUH? 1083 00:54:37,408 --> 00:54:39,977 HE'S A GRADUATE STUDENT, AND I'M JUST A FRESHMAN. 1084 00:54:40,010 --> 00:54:41,779 I DON'T KNOW IF I WANT TO. 1085 00:54:41,812 --> 00:54:44,982 IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU MET SOME MORE MATURE PEOPLE. 1086 00:54:45,015 --> 00:54:46,584 YEAH, FINE, HONEY. 1087 00:54:46,617 --> 00:54:49,954 I'LL TELL MOM YOU'LL BE HOME LATE SATURDAY AFTERNOON. 1088 00:54:49,987 --> 00:54:51,322 GOODBYE, HON. 1089 00:54:52,857 --> 00:54:56,026 CHARLIE, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE OFF TO A GOOD START. 1090 00:54:56,060 --> 00:54:58,429 YES, INDEED. 1091 00:54:58,463 --> 00:55:02,066 FINE. AND A COUPLE OF BOTTLES OF CHAMPAGNE PLEASE. 1092 00:55:02,099 --> 00:55:06,103 YEAH, THAT'S GOOD, BUT YOU MUST HAVE IMPORTED. 1093 00:55:06,136 --> 00:55:10,608 1962. MAKE SURE IT'S WELL-CHILLED. BYE-BYE. 1094 00:55:13,478 --> 00:55:16,013 1962 WAS A GOOD YEAR, WASN'T IT, HON? 1095 00:55:16,046 --> 00:55:17,615 FOR WHAT? 1096 00:55:17,648 --> 00:55:19,950 [ DOORBELL RINGS ] 1097 00:55:19,984 --> 00:55:21,886 IT CAN'T BE THEM ALREADY. 1098 00:55:28,058 --> 00:55:29,360 HI, MR. McCREADY. 1099 00:55:29,394 --> 00:55:31,028 IS WENDY HOME? 1100 00:55:31,061 --> 00:55:32,697 NO, SHOULD SHE BE? 1101 00:55:32,730 --> 00:55:33,898 I JUST CALLED UP NORTH, 1102 00:55:33,931 --> 00:55:35,933 AND THE GUY AT THE DESK TOLD ME 1103 00:55:35,966 --> 00:55:37,968 THAT SHE WAS ON HER WAY DOWN HERE. 1104 00:55:38,002 --> 00:55:39,704 HAVEN'T YOU HEARD FROM HER? 1105 00:55:39,737 --> 00:55:42,907 SHE DID CALL MY OFFICE ABOUT A WEEK AGO. 1106 00:55:42,940 --> 00:55:45,943 OH, WELL, I GUESS SHE JUST MUST HAVE BEEN GOIN' 1107 00:55:45,976 --> 00:55:47,678 SOMEPLACE ELSE THEN. 1108 00:55:48,913 --> 00:55:50,748 I'M SORRY TO HAVE BOTHERED YOU. 1109 00:55:50,781 --> 00:55:52,450 THAT'S QUITE ALL RIGHT, BART. 1110 00:55:59,089 --> 00:56:01,492 CHARLIE, WHY DID YOU LIE TO THAT BOY? 1111 00:56:01,526 --> 00:56:02,893 I DIDN'T LIE TO HIM. 1112 00:56:02,927 --> 00:56:04,995 I JUST DIDN'T ADMIT ANYTHING, THAT'S ALL. 1113 00:56:05,029 --> 00:56:08,466 PEOPLE ARE ENTITLED TO HAVE MENTAL RESERVATIONS, YOU KNOW. 1114 00:56:08,499 --> 00:56:11,101 THAT'S JUST LEGAL TALK! YOU LIED TO HIM! 1115 00:56:11,135 --> 00:56:13,137 WENDY'S FINALLY GETTING ACQUAINTED 1116 00:56:13,170 --> 00:56:14,972 WITH THE RIGHT KIND OF PEOPLE, 1117 00:56:15,005 --> 00:56:18,075 AND I DON'T WANT BART AROUND RUINING EVERYTHING. 1118 00:56:18,108 --> 00:56:20,911 BUT BART'S ALWAYS BEEN AROUND. 1119 00:56:20,945 --> 00:56:23,714 WELL, HE'S NOT GOING TO BE ANYMORE. 1120 00:56:27,518 --> 00:56:28,953 MOM, DAD, I'M HOME! 1121 00:56:28,986 --> 00:56:30,488 Sue: WENDY! 1122 00:56:30,521 --> 00:56:32,056 Charlie: WENDY! 1123 00:56:32,089 --> 00:56:33,891 COME ON IN, ROGER. 1124 00:56:33,924 --> 00:56:35,059 HELLO, DEAR. 1125 00:56:35,092 --> 00:56:36,861 HELLO, DARLING. 1126 00:56:36,894 --> 00:56:37,995 HI. 1127 00:56:38,028 --> 00:56:39,764 THIS IS ROGER RHINEHURST. 1128 00:56:39,797 --> 00:56:40,698 ROGER. 1129 00:56:40,731 --> 00:56:44,001 [ Southern accent ] VERY NICE TO MEET YOU. 1130 00:56:44,034 --> 00:56:46,437 VERY NICE TO MEET YOU, ROGER. 1131 00:56:46,471 --> 00:56:47,838 WON'T YOU COME IN? 1132 00:56:47,872 --> 00:56:49,840 I'LL BE JUST ONE MOMENT. 1133 00:56:49,874 --> 00:56:53,143 SAY, ROGER, DO I DETECT A SOUTHERN ACCENT THERE? 1134 00:56:53,177 --> 00:56:54,679 YES, SIR. 1135 00:56:54,712 --> 00:56:56,013 WHERE YOU FROM? 1136 00:56:56,046 --> 00:56:57,147 CHARLESTON, SIR. 1137 00:56:57,181 --> 00:56:58,849 OH, LOVELY TOWN. 1138 00:56:58,883 --> 00:57:02,019 HOW COME YOU CAME ALL THE WAY OUT TO HUNTINGTON? 1139 00:57:02,052 --> 00:57:04,722 WELL, FATHER'S A FORMER STATE SENATOR. 1140 00:57:04,755 --> 00:57:07,692 HE WAS A MAN WHO KNEW WHERE HE WANTED TO GET IN LIFE, 1141 00:57:07,725 --> 00:57:09,059 AND HE ALWAYS GOT THERE. 1142 00:57:09,093 --> 00:57:10,728 HE TAUGHT ME THE SAME THING. 1143 00:57:10,761 --> 00:57:13,498 SO WHEN IT WAS TIME FOR ME TO GO TO LAW SCHOOL, 1144 00:57:13,531 --> 00:57:14,999 I SAID TO MYSELF, 1145 00:57:15,032 --> 00:57:18,202 "ROGER, YOU WANT TO BE A STATE SENATOR LIKE YOUR FATHER, 1146 00:57:18,235 --> 00:57:21,038 THEN YOU OUGHT TO GO TO THE BEST POSSIBLE LAW SCHOOL." 1147 00:57:21,071 --> 00:57:22,907 SO HERE I AM OUT AT HUNTINGTON. 1148 00:57:22,940 --> 00:57:24,975 NEEDLESS TO SAY, FATHER APPROVED. 1149 00:57:25,009 --> 00:57:27,144 NEEDLESS TO SAY, AND I QUITE AGREE. 1150 00:57:27,177 --> 00:57:29,046 YES, A YOUNG PERSON 1151 00:57:29,079 --> 00:57:32,049 SHOULD REALLY THINK ABOUT WHAT HE'S DOING THESE DAYS... 1152 00:57:33,751 --> 00:57:35,720 ...THE FUTURE BEING SO UNCERTAIN. 1153 00:57:35,753 --> 00:57:37,087 YES, WELL, IN MY CASE, 1154 00:57:37,121 --> 00:57:39,757 I THINK THINGS ARE PRETTY WELL TAKEN CARE OF. 1155 00:57:39,790 --> 00:57:41,826 GOOD. GOOD. 1156 00:57:41,859 --> 00:57:44,128 SAY, I FORGOT TO OFFER YOU A DRINK. 1157 00:57:44,161 --> 00:57:46,897 NO, THANK YOU. I NEVER TOUCH HARD LIQUOR. 1158 00:57:46,931 --> 00:57:48,198 OH! 1159 00:57:48,232 --> 00:57:50,935 THAT'S NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF, ROGER. 1160 00:57:50,968 --> 00:57:53,103 THAT'S WHAT FATHER ALWAYS SAYS. 1161 00:57:53,137 --> 00:57:56,040 I WILL TAKE A LITTLE GINGER ALE, THOUGH, PLEASE. 1162 00:57:56,073 --> 00:57:57,174 GINGER ALE. 1163 00:57:57,207 --> 00:57:58,676 OF COURSE. WENDY? 1164 00:57:58,709 --> 00:58:00,845 NOTHING FOR ME, DAD. I'M FINE. 1165 00:58:00,878 --> 00:58:03,681 BE RIGHT BACK. 1166 00:58:03,714 --> 00:58:09,053 SUE...HE'S A LAW STUDENT... 1167 00:58:09,086 --> 00:58:10,588 AND WHAT A GENTLEMAN. 1168 00:58:10,621 --> 00:58:11,922 HE'S THE ONE, HON. 1169 00:58:11,956 --> 00:58:13,958 CHARLIE, YOU JUST MET HIM. 1170 00:58:13,991 --> 00:58:16,994 IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE, I TELL YOU. 1171 00:58:17,027 --> 00:58:19,029 HIS FATHER'S A STATE SENATOR. 1172 00:58:19,063 --> 00:58:21,932 HE'LL PROBABLY BE BETTER THAN THAT. 1173 00:58:21,966 --> 00:58:25,102 CHARLIE, I THINK YOU'RE GETTING CARRIED AWAY. 1174 00:58:25,135 --> 00:58:27,605 MAYBE I AM, HON. MAYBE I AM. 1175 00:58:27,638 --> 00:58:30,007 BUT HE'S THE ONE FOR OUR WENDY. 1176 00:58:31,341 --> 00:58:33,978 THERE WE GO. 1177 00:58:34,011 --> 00:58:35,746 CHEERS. 1178 00:58:35,780 --> 00:58:38,015 I'D LIKE TO MEET THAT FATHER OF YOURS SOMETIME. 1179 00:58:38,048 --> 00:58:39,717 SOUNDS LIKE AN INTERESTING MAN. 1180 00:58:39,750 --> 00:58:41,018 YES, HE IS. 1181 00:58:41,051 --> 00:58:42,787 I ADMIT SOME PEOPLE MIGHT THINK 1182 00:58:42,820 --> 00:58:44,021 HE'S A BIT OLD-FASHIONED. 1183 00:58:44,054 --> 00:58:45,923 I MEAN, HE DOESN'T GO IN TOO MUCH 1184 00:58:45,956 --> 00:58:47,658 FOR THE MODERN WAY OF DRESS -- 1185 00:58:47,692 --> 00:58:49,293 YOU KNOW, THOSE VARIOUS FADS 1186 00:58:49,326 --> 00:58:51,796 THAT YOUNG PEOPLE HAVE TODAY. 1187 00:58:51,829 --> 00:58:53,764 CAN'T SAY THAT I DO, EITHER. 1188 00:58:53,798 --> 00:58:55,232 BEING MODERN IS ONE THING, 1189 00:58:55,265 --> 00:58:57,668 BUT THERE'S CERTAINLY NO EXCUSE FOR BEING SLOPPY. 1190 00:58:57,702 --> 00:58:59,970 WE'VE NEVER ENCOURAGED THAT SORT OF THING 1191 00:59:00,004 --> 00:59:01,205 AROUND THIS HOUSEHOLD. 1192 00:59:01,238 --> 00:59:04,041 HEY, WENDY, HOW YOU DOIN'?! 1193 00:59:04,074 --> 00:59:09,079 [ DOG BARKING, INDISTINCT TALKING, LAUGHTER ] 1194 00:59:13,317 --> 00:59:16,020 I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND US POPPIN' IN LIKE THIS. 1195 00:59:16,053 --> 00:59:18,989 ROLY POLY, WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'?! 1196 00:59:19,023 --> 00:59:21,291 CUT THAT OUT, NOW. COME ON. 1197 00:59:21,325 --> 00:59:23,027 CUT THAT OUT. 1198 00:59:23,060 --> 00:59:24,995 HOW ARE YOU, MR. McCREADY? 1199 00:59:25,029 --> 00:59:26,797 I WAS FINE. 1200 00:59:26,831 --> 00:59:29,634 STANLEY, KIDS, THIS IS ROGER RHINEHURST. 1201 00:59:29,667 --> 00:59:32,069 VERY NICE TO MEET YOU, MR. RHINEHURST. 1202 00:59:32,102 --> 00:59:33,871 ARE YOU A FRIEND OF MR. McCREADY'S? 1203 00:59:33,904 --> 00:59:35,973 HE'S A FRIEND OF WENDY'S. 1204 00:59:36,006 --> 00:59:37,341 OH, I'M SORRY. 1205 00:59:37,374 --> 00:59:40,110 THAT'S QUITE ALL RIGHT. IS THIS YOUR DOG? 1206 00:59:40,144 --> 00:59:41,779 Stanley: YEAH. 1207 00:59:41,812 --> 00:59:42,880 DID HE GET YA? 1208 00:59:42,913 --> 00:59:44,014 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 1209 00:59:44,048 --> 00:59:45,015 I THINK SO. 1210 00:59:45,049 --> 00:59:46,717 GET THAT DOG OUT OF HERE! 1211 00:59:46,751 --> 00:59:48,719 COME ON, ROLY POLY, OUTSIDE. 1212 00:59:48,753 --> 00:59:50,054 YOU'LL BE OKAY. 1213 00:59:50,087 --> 00:59:51,689 HE DIDN'T EVEN BREAK THE SKIN. 1214 00:59:51,722 --> 00:59:53,123 YOU WON'T EVEN NEED A SHOT. 1215 00:59:53,157 --> 00:59:55,025 IT'S THE DOG THAT SHOULD BE SHOT. 1216 00:59:55,059 --> 00:59:56,961 YOU MUST OWN A CAT. 1217 00:59:56,994 --> 00:59:58,963 I DO HAVE ONE AT THE FRATERNITY. 1218 00:59:58,996 --> 01:00:00,931 ROLY POLY HATES CATS. 1219 01:00:00,965 --> 01:00:03,133 YES, WELL, I'M NOT A CAT. 1220 01:00:03,167 --> 01:00:04,969 BUT ROLY POLY HATES CATS SO BAD, 1221 01:00:05,002 --> 01:00:07,104 HE EVEN HATES THE OWNERS OF CATS. 1222 01:00:07,137 --> 01:00:08,605 STANLEY! 1223 01:00:09,674 --> 01:00:12,342 I'M SORRY. THIS WHOLE THING IS QUITE UNUSUAL. 1224 01:00:12,376 --> 01:00:14,078 WHAT'S QUITE UNUSUAL? 1225 01:00:14,111 --> 01:00:15,946 Wendy: I PUT HIM IN THE TRUCK, OKAY? 1226 01:00:15,980 --> 01:00:18,849 WHERE'S BART? HOW COME HE'S NOT AROUND? 1227 01:00:18,883 --> 01:00:20,951 HE'LL BE HERE IN A FEW MINUTES. 1228 01:00:20,985 --> 01:00:23,988 BART? BART KNOWS WENDY'S HOME? 1229 01:00:24,021 --> 01:00:26,023 WE WERE COMIN' BACK FROM THE BEACH, 1230 01:00:26,056 --> 01:00:28,826 AND PETE SAID HE SAW WENDY, SO I GAVE BART A RING. 1231 01:00:28,859 --> 01:00:30,394 [ TIRES SCREECH ] 1232 01:00:30,427 --> 01:00:33,030 HEY, IT'S BART! 1233 01:00:33,063 --> 01:00:35,299 HE LOOKS UPSET. 1234 01:00:35,332 --> 01:00:37,101 IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, 1235 01:00:37,134 --> 01:00:39,737 I JUST REMEMBERED THERE'S SOMETHING I FORGOT TO DO. 1236 01:00:39,770 --> 01:00:41,071 HI, BART. 1237 01:00:41,105 --> 01:00:42,206 WHERE'S YOUR DAD? 1238 01:00:42,239 --> 01:00:43,774 HE'S IN THE DEN. 1239 01:00:43,808 --> 01:00:45,776 AREN'T YOU GONNA SAY HELLO? 1240 01:00:45,810 --> 01:00:47,111 HELLO. 1241 01:00:47,144 --> 01:00:48,412 OH, BART, THERE YOU ARE. 1242 01:00:48,445 --> 01:00:50,414 WENDY DID COME HOME AFTER ALL. 1243 01:00:50,447 --> 01:00:51,982 YEAH, I CAN SEE THAT. 1244 01:00:52,016 --> 01:00:54,018 I SUPPOSE YOU'RE GOING TO TELL ME 1245 01:00:54,051 --> 01:00:56,353 YOU DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS COMING HOME? 1246 01:00:56,386 --> 01:00:58,055 LET ME MAKE SOMETHING CLEAR. 1247 01:00:58,088 --> 01:01:00,057 I DON'T HAVE TO TELL YOU EVERYTHING 1248 01:01:00,090 --> 01:01:01,726 THAT GOES ON IN THIS FAMILY. 1249 01:01:01,759 --> 01:01:04,128 BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO LIE TO ME EITHER. 1250 01:01:04,161 --> 01:01:05,262 YOU CAN CALL IT A LIE. 1251 01:01:05,295 --> 01:01:07,164 I CALL IT A MENTAL RESERVATION. 1252 01:01:07,197 --> 01:01:08,733 A MENTAL RESERVATION? 1253 01:01:08,766 --> 01:01:10,200 DO YOU CALL THAT PHONY SCHOLARSHIP 1254 01:01:10,234 --> 01:01:11,736 A MENTAL RESERVATION?! 1255 01:01:11,769 --> 01:01:14,471 PHONY? WHAT DO YOU MEAN "PHONY"? 1256 01:01:14,504 --> 01:01:16,373 COME ON, DON'T ACT INNOCENT! 1257 01:01:16,406 --> 01:01:18,909 SOMEHOW YOU BOUGHT IT OR YOU STOLE IT! 1258 01:01:18,943 --> 01:01:21,411 BUT IT WAS A PHONY, AND YOU KNOW IT! 1259 01:01:21,445 --> 01:01:23,914 YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO COME -- 1260 01:01:23,948 --> 01:01:26,250 OH, DAD... 1261 01:01:26,283 --> 01:01:28,986 WAS IT A PHONY SCHOLARSHIP? 1262 01:01:29,019 --> 01:01:32,723 WELL, PHONY'S NOT THE RIGHT WORD, HON. 1263 01:01:32,757 --> 01:01:33,724 WAS IT? 1264 01:01:33,758 --> 01:01:36,360 I DID IT FOR YOUR OWN GOOD. 1265 01:01:36,393 --> 01:01:38,829 THAT'S WHY YOU CAME FLYING UP. 1266 01:01:38,863 --> 01:01:41,331 THAT'S WHY I HAD TO SEE CLAUDE ARCHER 1267 01:01:41,365 --> 01:01:42,967 AND CLAUDE ARCHER ONLY. 1268 01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:44,802 HOW DUMB COULD I BE? 1269 01:01:44,835 --> 01:01:45,936 WENDY... 1270 01:01:45,970 --> 01:01:48,238 I THOUGHT I HAD DONE SOMETHING -- 1271 01:01:48,272 --> 01:01:49,874 SOMETHING SPECIAL. 1272 01:01:49,907 --> 01:01:52,877 YOU KNOW, I WAS EVEN A LITTLE BIT PROUD. 1273 01:01:52,910 --> 01:01:57,114 AND ALL THE TIME, YOU WERE JUST MAKING A FOOL OUT OF ME. 1274 01:01:57,147 --> 01:01:59,917 I NEVER MEANT TO MAKE A FOOL OUT OF YOU, HON. 1275 01:01:59,950 --> 01:02:03,954 AND YOU -- GOOD OLD LOYAL BART! 1276 01:02:03,988 --> 01:02:05,222 YOU KNEW ALL THE TIME, 1277 01:02:05,255 --> 01:02:07,724 BUT YOU WEREN'T MAN ENOUGH TO TELL ME! 1278 01:02:09,894 --> 01:02:13,130 WELL, YOU'VE PROBABLY PAID FOR THE FIRST SEMESTER, 1279 01:02:13,163 --> 01:02:15,766 SO I'LL GO BACK AND LAUGH IT UP 1280 01:02:15,800 --> 01:02:18,102 AND MAKE SURE YOU GET YOUR MONEY'S WORTH! 1281 01:02:18,135 --> 01:02:20,004 GOODBYE, TEAM. 1282 01:02:49,566 --> 01:02:52,102 ANY MAIL FROM WENDY? 1283 01:02:52,136 --> 01:02:54,438 UH, NO, NOT TODAY, MRS. LEVIN. 1284 01:02:54,471 --> 01:02:56,006 JUST BILLS, HUH? 1285 01:02:56,040 --> 01:03:00,110 YOU KNOW, IT'S A SAD THING, MR. McCREADY. 1286 01:03:00,144 --> 01:03:03,480 BILLS, WE ALWAYS HAVE WITH US. 1287 01:03:03,513 --> 01:03:06,016 CHILDREN, NOT ALWAYS. 1288 01:03:12,556 --> 01:03:15,960 [ ENGINE TURNS OVER ] 1289 01:03:15,993 --> 01:03:18,095 THE LAST THING THAT YOU SHOULD DO 1290 01:03:18,128 --> 01:03:19,363 IS GO RUNNING AFTER HER. 1291 01:03:19,396 --> 01:03:21,999 I HAD A DAUGHTER WHO WENT A LITTLE FLAKY, 1292 01:03:22,032 --> 01:03:25,002 BUT I HELD MY GROUND, AND SHE CAME AROUND. 1293 01:03:25,035 --> 01:03:28,105 IN THIS CASE, I'M THE ONE WHO WENT A LITTLE FLAKY. 1294 01:03:28,138 --> 01:03:30,374 [ INTERCOM BUZZES ] 1295 01:03:30,407 --> 01:03:32,009 YES? 1296 01:03:32,042 --> 01:03:34,178 BART IS HERE TO SEE YOU. 1297 01:03:34,211 --> 01:03:36,847 BART? 1298 01:03:37,882 --> 01:03:39,850 SEND HIM IN, PLEASE. 1299 01:03:39,884 --> 01:03:42,352 HELLO, MR. KERSHAW, MR. McCREADY. 1300 01:03:42,386 --> 01:03:44,354 BART. 1301 01:03:46,456 --> 01:03:49,994 UH, I, UH,I WENT UP THERE A COUPLE OF DAYS AGO 1302 01:03:50,027 --> 01:03:51,996 AND WAITED AROUND HER PLACE. 1303 01:03:52,029 --> 01:03:54,098 SHE DIDN'T COME HOME TILL REAL LATE. 1304 01:03:54,131 --> 01:03:56,100 THEN SHE WOULDN'T EVEN TALK TO ME. 1305 01:03:56,133 --> 01:03:58,368 TODAY I LOOKED ALL OVER SCHOOL FOR HER, 1306 01:03:58,402 --> 01:04:00,170 BUT I COULDN'T EVEN FIND HER. 1307 01:04:02,372 --> 01:04:04,574 THANKS, BART, FOR YOUR EFFORT. 1308 01:04:04,608 --> 01:04:07,477 YEAH. 1309 01:04:11,548 --> 01:04:13,517 MR. McCREADY... 1310 01:04:13,550 --> 01:04:17,021 I'M REALLY WORRIED ABOUT HER. 1311 01:04:17,054 --> 01:04:18,889 I KNOW YOU ARE, BART. 1312 01:04:18,923 --> 01:04:20,057 SO AM I. 1313 01:04:23,360 --> 01:04:26,931 THIS IS MORE SERIOUS THAN I THOUGHT, McCREADY. 1314 01:04:26,964 --> 01:04:29,666 [ INTERCOM BUZZES ] 1315 01:04:29,699 --> 01:04:32,502 Gertrude: Mr. Hershberger's on his way in, and he looks wild! 1316 01:04:32,536 --> 01:04:34,538 HERSHBERGER! 1317 01:04:34,571 --> 01:04:36,974 OH, GOOD MORNING, MR. HERSHBERGER. 1318 01:04:37,007 --> 01:04:39,076 DON'T YOU "GOOD MORNING" ME! 1319 01:04:39,109 --> 01:04:41,078 DON'T YOU WATCH TELEVISION?! 1320 01:04:41,111 --> 01:04:42,412 WHY SHOULD WE? 1321 01:04:42,446 --> 01:04:45,215 I'M ON EVERY STATION, THAT'S WHY! 1322 01:04:45,249 --> 01:04:47,351 THE STRIKE'S ON? 1323 01:04:47,384 --> 01:04:52,089 DOWN WITH HERSHBERGER! DOWN WITH HERSHBERGER... 1324 01:04:52,122 --> 01:04:54,158 I THOUGHT WE HAD THE DOCKWORKERS ALL LOCKED UP. 1325 01:04:54,191 --> 01:04:56,660 DON'T OVERWORRY. THAT'S JUST THE HALF OF IT. 1326 01:04:56,693 --> 01:04:59,463 THE MEATPACKERS AND TRUCKERS WENT OUT IN SYMPATHY. 1327 01:04:59,496 --> 01:05:02,132 EVEN IF I COULD GET THE GOODS OFF THE BOATS, 1328 01:05:02,166 --> 01:05:04,168 I COULDN'T GET IT TO THE MARKET. 1329 01:05:04,201 --> 01:05:07,504 OH, WHEN I THINK OF ALL THE MONEY I'M PAYING YOU PEOPLE... 1330 01:05:07,537 --> 01:05:11,108 HERSHBERGER'S HAMBURGER! HERSHBERGER'S HAMBURGER! 1331 01:05:11,141 --> 01:05:13,043 HERSHBERGER'S HAMBURGER! 1332 01:05:13,077 --> 01:05:14,611 HERSHBERGER'S HAMBURGER! 1333 01:05:14,644 --> 01:05:16,346 HERSHBERGER'S HAMBURGER! 1334 01:05:16,380 --> 01:05:18,148 HERSHBERGER'S HAMBURGER! 1335 01:05:18,182 --> 01:05:21,651 [ INDISTINCT YELLING ] 1336 01:05:21,685 --> 01:05:23,220 STRIKE! STRIKE! STRIKE! 1337 01:05:23,253 --> 01:05:25,055 STRIKE! STRIKE! STRIKE! 1338 01:05:25,089 --> 01:05:27,191 WE'VE BEEN INFILTRATED BY A BUNCH OF NUTS! 1339 01:05:27,224 --> 01:05:31,161 STRIKE! STRIKE! HERSHBERGER'S HAMBURGER! 1340 01:05:31,195 --> 01:05:33,230 I THINK WE'VE FOUND A YOUTH. 1341 01:05:33,263 --> 01:05:35,632 WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS? 1342 01:05:35,665 --> 01:05:37,701 WHY DOES EVERYBODY HATE ME? 1343 01:05:37,734 --> 01:05:41,338 I DON'T KNOW, BUT I'LL CERTAINLY LOOK INTO IT. 1344 01:05:41,371 --> 01:05:43,707 WHAT IS YOUR NAME, SIR? 1345 01:05:43,740 --> 01:05:45,209 KLUTCH! 1346 01:05:45,242 --> 01:05:46,643 [ CHUCKLES ] 1347 01:05:46,676 --> 01:05:48,545 IS THAT YOUR FIRST OR LAST NAME? 1348 01:05:48,578 --> 01:05:52,116 THAT'S THE WHOLE NAME. THAT'S IT -- THE NAME. 1349 01:05:52,149 --> 01:05:55,152 CAN YOU TELL US WHAT GROUP YOU REPRESENT? 1350 01:05:55,185 --> 01:05:56,253 THIS IS THE LEAGUE 1351 01:05:56,286 --> 01:05:58,555 TO KEEP SHIPS OUT OF SAN FRANCISCO BAY. 1352 01:05:58,588 --> 01:06:00,557 THE SHIPS ARE POLLUTING THIS BAY, 1353 01:06:00,590 --> 01:06:03,427 AND WE'RE GONNA SEE THAT THEY'RE OUTTA HERE! 1354 01:06:03,460 --> 01:06:04,761 ISN'T THAT RIGHT?! 1355 01:06:04,794 --> 01:06:07,164 RIGHT! RIGHT! RIGHT! 1356 01:06:07,197 --> 01:06:09,099 YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN! 1357 01:06:09,133 --> 01:06:11,168 Man: WE'RE NOT INTERESTED IN YOUR LUNATIC IDEAS 1358 01:06:11,201 --> 01:06:12,669 ABOUT KEEPING SHIPS OUT! 1359 01:06:12,702 --> 01:06:15,205 WE'RE TRYING TO RUN A LEGITIMATE STRIKE HERE, 1360 01:06:15,239 --> 01:06:17,707 AND WE DON'T WANT YOUR PEOPLE IN OUR LINE! 1361 01:06:17,741 --> 01:06:19,409 [ INDISTINCT YELLING ] 1362 01:06:19,443 --> 01:06:22,346 WE'RE NOT INTERESTED IN YOUR STRIKE! 1363 01:06:22,379 --> 01:06:25,549 WE JUST WANT TO KEEP HERSHBERGER'S CRUMMY SHIPS 1364 01:06:25,582 --> 01:06:27,417 OUT OF THE HARBOR, RIGHT?! 1365 01:06:27,451 --> 01:06:29,386 WELL, IF THAT ISN'T THE END! 1366 01:06:29,419 --> 01:06:32,356 THE DOCKWORKERS WON'T UNLOAD THE GOODS OFF OF MY SHIPS, 1367 01:06:32,389 --> 01:06:35,025 THE TRUCK DRIVERS WOULDN'T MOVE THEM IF THEY DID, 1368 01:06:35,059 --> 01:06:37,127 AND NOW THIS BUNCH OF NUTS 1369 01:06:37,161 --> 01:06:40,397 WANTS TO KEEP MY CRUMMY SHIPS OUT OF THE HARBOR ALTOGETHER! 1370 01:06:40,430 --> 01:06:43,033 WHY DO I PAY YOU PEOPLE ALL THIS MONEY 1371 01:06:43,067 --> 01:06:44,601 TO KEEP ME OUT OF TROUBLE?! 1372 01:06:44,634 --> 01:06:46,303 I HAVE TO AGREE WITH YOU. 1373 01:06:46,336 --> 01:06:48,772 YOU HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO COMPLAIN. 1374 01:06:48,805 --> 01:06:50,540 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?! 1375 01:06:50,574 --> 01:06:51,741 I'M THINKING. 1376 01:06:51,775 --> 01:06:54,478 WHY DON'T YOU GO BACK WHERE YOU COME FROM?! 1377 01:06:54,511 --> 01:06:57,281 [ INDISTINCT YELLING ] COME ON, COME ON! 1378 01:06:57,314 --> 01:07:00,250 WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU'RE NOT PICKETING SHIPS? 1379 01:07:00,284 --> 01:07:02,052 I PAINT. 1380 01:07:02,086 --> 01:07:03,487 DO YOU GO TO SCHOOL? 1381 01:07:03,520 --> 01:07:07,424 I USED TO, BUT...WHAT DO THEY KNOW? 1382 01:07:07,457 --> 01:07:08,758 NOTHIN'! 1383 01:07:08,792 --> 01:07:12,196 WITH ALL THE SHIPS IN SAN FRANCISCO BAY, 1384 01:07:12,229 --> 01:07:13,830 HOW COME YOU PICKED MR. HERSHBERGER'S? 1385 01:07:13,863 --> 01:07:15,832 BECAUSE HE HAS THE MOST SHIPS. 1386 01:07:15,865 --> 01:07:19,069 HE IS THE BIGGEST OFFENDER OF ALL! 1387 01:07:19,103 --> 01:07:20,437 ISN'T HE?! 1388 01:07:20,470 --> 01:07:22,606 YEAH, HE'S A REAL CREEP! 1389 01:07:22,639 --> 01:07:24,408 THAT VOICE, THAT FACE... 1390 01:07:24,441 --> 01:07:26,843 THEY -- THEY RING A BELL. 1391 01:07:26,876 --> 01:07:29,313 I'VE SEEN HER BEFORE SOMEWHERE. 1392 01:07:29,346 --> 01:07:30,780 UH, WHAT FACE? 1393 01:07:30,814 --> 01:07:33,217 THE ONE THAT CALLED ME A CREEP. 1394 01:07:33,250 --> 01:07:34,384 ALL THESE FACES -- 1395 01:07:34,418 --> 01:07:36,253 THEY ALL GET TO LOOK ALIKE IN A CROWD. 1396 01:07:36,286 --> 01:07:38,288 WITH EVERYBODY CALLING YOU A CREEP, 1397 01:07:38,322 --> 01:07:39,856 IT'S EASY TO GET CONFUSED. 1398 01:07:39,889 --> 01:07:41,658 YEAH, I GUESS. 1399 01:07:41,691 --> 01:07:43,660 IT WAS PROBABLY YOUR IMAGINATION. 1400 01:07:43,693 --> 01:07:46,230 IT IS NOT MY IMAGINATION! 1401 01:07:46,263 --> 01:07:48,132 DOWN WITH HERSHBERGER! 1402 01:07:48,165 --> 01:07:52,336 IRA, THAT GIRL LOOKS AN AWFUL LOT LIKE YOUR DAUGHTER. 1403 01:07:52,369 --> 01:07:54,204 SHE IS NOT ONE OF MY DAUGHTERS! 1404 01:07:54,238 --> 01:07:56,706 ALL OF MY DAUGHTERS ARE HOME, HERE, MARRIED! 1405 01:07:58,275 --> 01:08:02,846 WELL, I'VE SEEN THAT GIRL SOMEWHERE BEFORE. 1406 01:08:02,879 --> 01:08:04,514 STOPPING ALL SHIPPING -- 1407 01:08:04,548 --> 01:08:07,151 IT SEEMS LIKE THAT WOULD RUIN OUR COMMERCE. 1408 01:08:07,184 --> 01:08:08,585 WHO CARES? 1409 01:08:08,618 --> 01:08:10,720 YEAH, WHO CARES?! 1410 01:08:10,754 --> 01:08:12,556 I'M SURE SHE'S YOUR DAUGHTER. 1411 01:08:12,589 --> 01:08:14,424 SHE IS NOT MY DAUGHTER! 1412 01:08:14,458 --> 01:08:16,726 IT SEEMS LIKE ALL THESE PEOPLE AGREE WITH YOU. 1413 01:08:16,760 --> 01:08:18,462 WHY DON'T WE ASK THE PEOPLE? 1414 01:08:18,495 --> 01:08:20,497 PEOPLE, DO YOU AGREE WITH ME?! 1415 01:08:20,530 --> 01:08:21,898 YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! 1416 01:08:21,931 --> 01:08:24,334 YEAH, THAT GOES DOUBLE FOR ME! 1417 01:08:24,368 --> 01:08:25,502 HEY! 1418 01:08:25,535 --> 01:08:27,604 DID YOU SEE WHAT HE JUST DID?! 1419 01:08:27,637 --> 01:08:28,838 HE PUSHED HER! 1420 01:08:28,872 --> 01:08:31,275 WAIT TILL I GET MY HANDS ON YOU! 1421 01:08:31,308 --> 01:08:33,510 HE'LL RUE THE DAY HE DID THAT! 1422 01:08:33,543 --> 01:08:35,145 THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT! 1423 01:08:35,179 --> 01:08:38,582 IT WAS YOUR STUPID IDEA TO CALL CLAUDE ARCHER! 1424 01:08:38,615 --> 01:08:41,218 AND YOU, HERSHBERGER -- 1425 01:08:41,251 --> 01:08:44,521 IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU AND THOSE CRUMMY SHIPS, 1426 01:08:44,554 --> 01:08:47,224 NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED! 1427 01:08:47,257 --> 01:08:48,592 JUST THINK ABOUT THAT! 1428 01:08:48,625 --> 01:08:51,595 I DON'T KNOW HOW I GOT MIXED UP 1429 01:08:51,628 --> 01:08:53,663 WITH YOU PEOPLE AT ALL! 1430 01:09:11,348 --> 01:09:13,750 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 1431 01:09:13,783 --> 01:09:16,486 I'M GOING UP THERE. I'M GOING TO TALK TO HER. 1432 01:09:16,520 --> 01:09:19,223 I'M GOING TO GET HER. THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 1433 01:09:19,256 --> 01:09:20,957 I'LL GET MY BAG, GO WITH YOU. 1434 01:09:20,990 --> 01:09:22,659 YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE. 1435 01:09:22,692 --> 01:09:23,893 SHE'S MY DAUGHTER. 1436 01:09:23,927 --> 01:09:25,395 I KNOW SHE'S YOUR DAUGHTER. 1437 01:09:25,429 --> 01:09:27,197 SHE KNOWS SHE'S YOUR DAUGHTER. 1438 01:09:27,231 --> 01:09:29,299 EVERYBODY KNOWS SHE'S YOUR DAUGHTER. 1439 01:09:29,333 --> 01:09:30,634 SHE IS MY DAUGHTER, TOO. 1440 01:09:30,667 --> 01:09:32,669 I WANT TO TALK TO HER ALONE. 1441 01:09:32,702 --> 01:09:34,804 ALONE! CAN YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?! 1442 01:09:34,838 --> 01:09:36,773 YOU'VE GOT TO UNDERSTAND MY POSITION. 1443 01:09:36,806 --> 01:09:38,608 I DO UNDERSTAND YOUR POSITION, 1444 01:09:38,642 --> 01:09:39,909 AND YOU HAVE DONE ENOUGH! 1445 01:09:39,943 --> 01:09:42,779 [ SIGHS ] 1446 01:09:42,812 --> 01:09:44,348 MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT. 1447 01:09:44,381 --> 01:09:46,983 OH, LOOK, CHARLIE, GIVE ME 24 HOURS. 1448 01:09:47,016 --> 01:09:50,254 PLAN TO MEET ME ON THE WHARF TOMORROW FOR LUNCH. 1449 01:09:50,287 --> 01:09:52,256 I'LL TRY TO HAVE WENDY THERE, 1450 01:09:52,289 --> 01:09:56,460 AND MAYBE WE CAN WORK THINGS OUT AFTER ALL. 1451 01:09:56,493 --> 01:09:59,396 I HOPE SO. 1452 01:09:59,429 --> 01:10:01,931 THANKS. 1453 01:10:01,965 --> 01:10:03,900 GOODBYE, CHARLIE. 1454 01:10:06,002 --> 01:10:07,937 [ ENGINE TURNS OVER ] 1455 01:10:16,513 --> 01:10:18,348 MR. McCREADY... 1456 01:10:18,382 --> 01:10:19,683 DID YOU SEE WENDY ON TV? 1457 01:10:19,716 --> 01:10:21,518 OF COURSE I SAW WENDY ON TV. 1458 01:10:21,551 --> 01:10:23,920 EVERYBODY IN THE WORLD SAW WENDY ON TV. 1459 01:10:23,953 --> 01:10:25,522 THAT GUY -- WHO WAS HE? 1460 01:10:25,555 --> 01:10:27,457 HOW DO I KNOW? 1461 01:10:27,491 --> 01:10:28,958 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 1462 01:10:28,992 --> 01:10:31,361 I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO ABOUT IT, 1463 01:10:31,395 --> 01:10:34,264 BUT MRS. McCREADY AND I ARE GOING TO MEET WITH WENDY 1464 01:10:34,298 --> 01:10:35,999 TOMORROW AT FISHERMAN'S WHARF. 1465 01:10:36,032 --> 01:10:37,967 DON'T YOU THINK IT'D HELP IF I WENT ALONG? 1466 01:10:38,001 --> 01:10:41,471 THANKS, BART, BUT THIS IS A FAMILY PROBLEM. 1467 01:10:41,505 --> 01:10:43,940 THERE'S NOTHING FOR YOU TO DO. 1468 01:10:43,973 --> 01:10:46,009 [ SIGHS ] 1469 01:10:48,011 --> 01:10:50,914 ú[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ] 1470 01:11:22,078 --> 01:11:25,081 WHAT AM I GONNA DO? WHAT IS HE GONNA SAY? 1471 01:11:25,114 --> 01:11:26,950 HE'S GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT. 1472 01:11:26,983 --> 01:11:29,619 WE'LL EXPLAIN EVERYTHING TO HIM. 1473 01:11:31,755 --> 01:11:33,390 JUST A MINUTE. 1474 01:11:39,095 --> 01:11:40,597 IS WENDY HERE? 1475 01:11:40,630 --> 01:11:42,932 YES, SHE'S SITTING RIGHT OVER THERE. 1476 01:11:44,534 --> 01:11:48,004 WE'VE BEEN UP ALL NIGHT THRASHING THIS THING OUT, 1477 01:11:48,037 --> 01:11:51,074 AND SHE'S TERRIBLY SORRY ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED. 1478 01:11:51,107 --> 01:11:53,943 BUT PLEASE BE KIND TO HER, BECAUSE... 1479 01:11:53,977 --> 01:11:55,078 [ SIGHS ] 1480 01:11:55,111 --> 01:11:58,648 SHE HAS A LITTLE PROBLEM. 1481 01:11:58,682 --> 01:12:01,485 A LITTLE PROBLEM? 1482 01:12:08,792 --> 01:12:09,893 HI, WENDY. 1483 01:12:09,926 --> 01:12:11,428 HI, DAD. 1484 01:12:11,461 --> 01:12:12,929 HOW ARE YOU, DARLING? 1485 01:12:12,962 --> 01:12:13,930 FINE. 1486 01:12:13,963 --> 01:12:15,432 WELL... [ CHUCKLES ] 1487 01:12:15,465 --> 01:12:16,966 HEY, ISN'T THIS THE PLACE 1488 01:12:17,000 --> 01:12:18,902 THAT HAS THAT WONDERFUL CLAM CHOWDER? 1489 01:12:18,935 --> 01:12:21,004 YEAH. YES. 1490 01:12:21,037 --> 01:12:22,839 REMEMBER THE LAST TIME WE WERE HERE? 1491 01:12:22,872 --> 01:12:24,708 CHARLIE WATERS HAD TOO MUCH TO DRINK, 1492 01:12:24,741 --> 01:12:26,610 AND HE INSISTED ON WEARING THAT FUNNY HAT. 1493 01:12:26,643 --> 01:12:28,478 HA HA HA HA! 1494 01:12:28,512 --> 01:12:30,947 THE MANAGEMENT THREATENED TO THROW HIM OUT! 1495 01:12:30,980 --> 01:12:32,916 WENDY, WHAT'S YOUR LITTLE PROBLEM? 1496 01:12:35,785 --> 01:12:37,554 I'M ENGAGED. 1497 01:12:37,587 --> 01:12:39,989 ENGAGED? TO WHOM? 1498 01:12:40,023 --> 01:12:44,494 WELL...I'M AFRAID IT'S TO THE FELLOW YOU SAW ON TV. 1499 01:12:44,528 --> 01:12:47,063 KLUTCH?! YOU'RE ENGAGED TO KLUTCH?! 1500 01:12:47,096 --> 01:12:49,399 Charlie, Calm down. Everybody's looking at you. 1501 01:12:49,433 --> 01:12:52,669 MY DAUGHTER'S GETTING MARRIED TO SOMEONE LIKE THAT, 1502 01:12:52,702 --> 01:12:54,604 AND YOU WANT ME TO BE CALM?! 1503 01:12:54,638 --> 01:12:58,074 YOU'D BETTER EXPLAIN IT ALL TO YOUR FATHER. 1504 01:12:58,107 --> 01:12:59,676 YES. 1505 01:12:59,709 --> 01:13:02,912 WELL, DAD... I COULDN'T HELP IT. 1506 01:13:02,946 --> 01:13:04,914 I JUST GOT INVOLVED. 1507 01:13:04,948 --> 01:13:08,918 HE NEEDED HELP, AND I FELT SORRY FOR HIM. 1508 01:13:08,952 --> 01:13:11,488 I GUESS I FELT SORRY FOR MYSELF, TOO. 1509 01:13:11,521 --> 01:13:13,557 IT WAS RIGHT AFTER I LEFT HOME. 1510 01:13:13,590 --> 01:13:15,992 HE'S THE KIND OF GUY THAT GETS AN IDEA IN HIS HEAD 1511 01:13:16,025 --> 01:13:17,894 AND CAN'T GET IT OUT. 1512 01:13:17,927 --> 01:13:20,664 HE THINKS WE'RE ENGAGED, AND THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO IT. 1513 01:13:20,697 --> 01:13:22,732 CAN'T YOU TELL HIM THAT YOU'RE NOT? 1514 01:13:22,766 --> 01:13:24,501 IT'S NOT THAT EASY. 1515 01:13:24,534 --> 01:13:27,036 EASY OR NOT, I'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS. 1516 01:13:27,070 --> 01:13:28,738 WHERE IS THIS CHARACTER? 1517 01:13:28,772 --> 01:13:32,141 HE HAS A HOUSEBOAT OVER IN SAUSALITO. 1518 01:13:32,175 --> 01:13:34,110 TELL YOUR FATHER ABOUT THE PAINTING. 1519 01:13:34,143 --> 01:13:37,213 HE GAVE ME THIS PAINTING -- HIS BEST ABSTRACT -- 1520 01:13:37,246 --> 01:13:39,115 AND THEN HE SAID WE WERE ENGAGED. 1521 01:13:39,148 --> 01:13:41,050 HE SAID IT WAS IN PLACE OF A RING, 1522 01:13:41,084 --> 01:13:42,819 AND HE WON'T TAKE IT BACK. 1523 01:13:42,852 --> 01:13:44,988 HE SAYS THE PAINTING'S MINE, AND I'M HIS, 1524 01:13:45,021 --> 01:13:47,190 AND IF ANYTHING EVER COMES BETWEEN US, 1525 01:13:47,223 --> 01:13:50,026 HE'LL DO SOMETHING AWFUL, LIKE KILL HIMSELF. 1526 01:13:50,059 --> 01:13:51,595 THAT'S NOT ALL BAD. 1527 01:13:51,628 --> 01:13:52,629 CHARLIE! 1528 01:13:52,662 --> 01:13:54,464 I'LL HANDLE THIS. 1529 01:13:54,498 --> 01:13:55,932 I DON'T WANT YOU TO GET HURT. 1530 01:13:55,965 --> 01:13:59,035 I CAN HANDLE MYSELF. WHERE IS THIS JOKER? 1531 01:13:59,068 --> 01:14:00,570 GATE 7, BAYSIDE. 1532 01:14:00,604 --> 01:14:02,739 IT'S KIND OF TRICKY GETTING THERE. 1533 01:14:02,772 --> 01:14:04,508 AND, DAD, WATCH OUT FOR HIM. 1534 01:14:04,541 --> 01:14:06,943 HE'S A LITTLE FUNNY WHEN HE'S WORKING. 1535 01:14:06,976 --> 01:14:08,912 WHERE'S THE PAINTING? 1536 01:14:08,945 --> 01:14:10,146 IN THE CHECK ROOM. 1537 01:14:10,179 --> 01:14:12,482 IT'S BIG. I HOPE YOU CAN GET IT IN THE CAB. 1538 01:14:12,516 --> 01:14:14,784 THAT'S THE LEAST OF MY PROBLEMS. 1539 01:14:16,786 --> 01:14:18,054 DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA 1540 01:14:18,087 --> 01:14:20,890 HOW WE'RE GOING TO GET IT IN THERE? 1541 01:14:20,924 --> 01:14:23,126 WELL, I, UH, I FIGURED WE'D -- 1542 01:14:23,159 --> 01:14:24,628 WE'D FIT IT IN. 1543 01:14:28,965 --> 01:14:30,900 WE DON'T OWN THE HIGHWAY. 1544 01:14:30,934 --> 01:14:32,101 I KNOW THAT. 1545 01:14:32,135 --> 01:14:35,004 MAYBE WE COULD JUST TIE IT ON THE ROOF. 1546 01:14:35,038 --> 01:14:36,706 IT'S AGAINST THE LAW 1547 01:14:36,740 --> 01:14:39,175 TO TIE ANYTHING TO THE ROOF OF A CAB WITHOUT A LUGGAGE RACK. 1548 01:14:39,208 --> 01:14:41,578 THERE HAPPENS TO BE LAWS IN THIS STATE. 1549 01:14:41,611 --> 01:14:43,680 YES, I KNOW THERE HAPPEN TO BE LAWS. 1550 01:14:43,713 --> 01:14:44,914 I HAPPEN TO BE A LAWYER. 1551 01:14:44,948 --> 01:14:47,717 I THOUGHT YOU WERE A PAINTER. 1552 01:14:47,751 --> 01:14:49,118 NO, I'M NOT A PAINTER. 1553 01:14:49,152 --> 01:14:51,788 LET'S NOT WORRY ABOUT WHAT I AM. 1554 01:14:51,821 --> 01:14:55,158 JUST GET ME AND THIS THING OVER TO SAUSALITO, HUH? 1555 01:15:23,987 --> 01:15:27,023 [ WHISTLE BLOWS ] 1556 01:15:30,860 --> 01:15:32,128 [ TROLLEY BELL CLANGS ] 1557 01:15:32,161 --> 01:15:33,697 OHH! 1558 01:15:36,700 --> 01:15:39,035 [ TIRES SCREECH ] 1559 01:15:43,873 --> 01:15:45,842 [ TIRES SCREECHING ] 1560 01:15:45,875 --> 01:15:47,210 [ HORNS HONKING ] 1561 01:15:47,243 --> 01:15:48,878 OH, BOY. 1562 01:15:48,912 --> 01:15:50,179 IS THAT YOURS, MISTER? 1563 01:15:50,213 --> 01:15:51,715 YEAH. 1564 01:15:51,748 --> 01:15:53,249 I TRIED TO STOP AS QUICK AS I COULD. 1565 01:15:53,282 --> 01:15:55,084 IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT. 1566 01:15:55,118 --> 01:15:56,986 ROLLED CLEAN ON IT, DIDN'T I? 1567 01:15:57,020 --> 01:15:58,254 IT SURE LOOKS THAT WAY. 1568 01:15:58,287 --> 01:15:59,989 MOVE BACK! 1569 01:16:00,023 --> 01:16:02,859 WHAT IS THIS?! WHAT'S GOIN' ON HERE?! 1570 01:16:02,892 --> 01:16:04,327 ART EXHIBIT. 1571 01:16:04,360 --> 01:16:06,863 [ CROWD LAUGHING ] 1572 01:16:06,896 --> 01:16:07,997 WE'RE BUSY! 1573 01:16:08,031 --> 01:16:09,332 HOLD THE HORNS! 1574 01:16:09,365 --> 01:16:11,100 ANYBODY HURT? NOPE. 1575 01:16:11,134 --> 01:16:11,801 ANY DAMAGE? 1576 01:16:11,835 --> 01:16:13,937 ALL IN THE WAY YOU LOOK AT IT. 1577 01:16:13,970 --> 01:16:15,605 WHO BELONGS TO THAT THING? 1578 01:16:15,639 --> 01:16:17,874 I GUESS I DO...IN A WAY. 1579 01:16:17,907 --> 01:16:19,242 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?! 1580 01:16:19,275 --> 01:16:21,177 COULD YOU BACK UP A LITTLE? 1581 01:16:21,210 --> 01:16:22,712 ON A CABLE? 1582 01:16:22,746 --> 01:16:25,248 NOT WITHOUT BACKING UP THE WHOLE CITY. 1583 01:16:25,281 --> 01:16:28,084 [ CROWD LAUGHING ] 1584 01:16:28,117 --> 01:16:30,887 WE'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO PLOW THROUGH. 1585 01:16:30,920 --> 01:16:33,056 WELL, IF YOU HAVE TO, YOU HAVE TO. 1586 01:16:33,089 --> 01:16:35,058 EVERYBODY OUT OF THE STREET. 1587 01:16:35,091 --> 01:16:36,926 IT HURTS ME TO DO THIS. 1588 01:16:36,960 --> 01:16:38,061 OKAY. 1589 01:16:39,929 --> 01:16:41,765 [ BELL CLANGS ] 1590 01:16:59,048 --> 01:17:00,917 SURE HOPE IT WASN'T A MASTERPIECE. 1591 01:17:00,950 --> 01:17:03,653 IF IT WAS, HE'S GOT TWO OF THEM NOW. 1592 01:17:03,687 --> 01:17:06,089 [ BELL CLANGS ] 1593 01:17:07,991 --> 01:17:09,993 [ BOAT HORN HONKS ] 1594 01:17:38,287 --> 01:17:41,057 WAIT RIGHT HERE. 1595 01:17:58,174 --> 01:18:01,477 MR. McCREADY... 1596 01:18:01,510 --> 01:18:03,412 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 1597 01:18:03,446 --> 01:18:06,082 YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE COMIN' UP HERE. 1598 01:18:06,115 --> 01:18:07,450 I WANTED TO SEE WENDY. 1599 01:18:07,483 --> 01:18:10,854 SHE'S BACK AT FISHERMAN'S WHARF WITH HER MOTHER. 1600 01:18:10,887 --> 01:18:13,790 BUT THAT GUY'S BACK THERE SOMEPLACE, ISN'T HE? 1601 01:18:13,823 --> 01:18:15,258 I'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS. 1602 01:18:15,291 --> 01:18:19,028 YOU KNOW...HE, UH... HE LOOKED KIND OF ROUGH ON TV. 1603 01:18:19,062 --> 01:18:22,866 BART, THIS IS MY AFFAIR. PLEASE. I'LL HANDLE IT. 1604 01:18:22,899 --> 01:18:23,967 YOU DON'T NEED ANY HELP? 1605 01:18:24,000 --> 01:18:26,903 BART, PLEASE. STAY OUT OF IT. 1606 01:19:43,179 --> 01:19:45,448 STAY OUT!! 1607 01:20:12,208 --> 01:20:13,176 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 1608 01:20:13,209 --> 01:20:16,045 CAN'T YOU READ? 1609 01:20:16,079 --> 01:20:19,849 IT SAYS, "STAY OUT." 1610 01:20:19,883 --> 01:20:21,084 UH-HUH. 1611 01:20:21,117 --> 01:20:23,119 NONE OF THIS -- NONE OF IT -- IS FOR SALE. 1612 01:20:23,152 --> 01:20:26,155 THAT'S A SHAME, BUT I'M NOT HERE TO BUY ANYTHING. 1613 01:20:26,189 --> 01:20:30,259 IF YOU THINK I WOULD PART WITH WORKS OF ART LIKE THIS 1614 01:20:30,293 --> 01:20:33,296 FOR MERE MONEY, YOU MUST BE INSANE. 1615 01:20:33,329 --> 01:20:35,631 I CAN SEE YOUR POINT, BUT AS I SAID BEFORE, 1616 01:20:35,664 --> 01:20:37,266 I DON'T WANT TO BUY ANYTHING. 1617 01:20:39,402 --> 01:20:41,170 WHAT DID YOU SAY? 1618 01:20:41,204 --> 01:20:44,507 YOU DON'T WANT TO BUY ANYTHING? 1619 01:20:44,540 --> 01:20:45,942 THAT'S RIGHT. 1620 01:20:45,975 --> 01:20:48,878 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? WHO ARE YOU? 1621 01:20:48,912 --> 01:20:50,346 I'M WENDY'S FATHER. 1622 01:20:58,554 --> 01:21:00,957 SO...YOU'RE WENDY'S FATHER. 1623 01:21:00,990 --> 01:21:04,193 DADDY'S COME TO SAVE HIS LITTLE GIRL. 1624 01:21:04,227 --> 01:21:07,496 WELL, YOU'RE TOO LATE. WE'RE ENGAGED. 1625 01:21:07,530 --> 01:21:09,232 UH, NO, YOU'RE NOT. 1626 01:21:09,265 --> 01:21:10,633 I'VE BROUGHT BACK THE RING. 1627 01:21:13,102 --> 01:21:14,037 AAH! 1628 01:21:14,070 --> 01:21:17,974 MY BEAUTIFUL...PAINTING. 1629 01:21:19,375 --> 01:21:21,677 UH, HEH HEH. IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. 1630 01:21:21,710 --> 01:21:23,012 BUT WHO KNOWS? 1631 01:21:23,046 --> 01:21:25,048 COULD BE WORTH TWICE AS MUCH THIS WAY. 1632 01:21:25,081 --> 01:21:28,684 YOU...BARBARIAN! 1633 01:21:28,717 --> 01:21:29,452 AAH! 1634 01:21:29,485 --> 01:21:31,354 MY PRECIOUS CAT! 1635 01:21:37,360 --> 01:21:39,128 NOW YOU'VE DONE IT. 1636 01:21:39,162 --> 01:21:40,429 DONE WHAT? 1637 01:21:40,463 --> 01:21:43,032 YOU'LL PAY. 1638 01:21:43,066 --> 01:21:45,401 OH, NO, NO. NO, NO, WAIT A MINUTE. 1639 01:21:45,434 --> 01:21:47,536 I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING! 1640 01:21:47,570 --> 01:21:49,372 CAN'T WE TALK THIS OVER? 1641 01:21:57,646 --> 01:21:59,048 YOU MADMAN! 1642 01:21:59,082 --> 01:22:00,683 YOU RUINED EVERYTHING! 1643 01:22:05,154 --> 01:22:07,290 I HAVEN'T RUINED ANYTHING! 1644 01:22:07,323 --> 01:22:10,326 I JUST CAME TO TELL YOU YOU'RE NOT ENGAGED! 1645 01:22:15,564 --> 01:22:17,100 YOU FIEND! 1646 01:22:17,133 --> 01:22:19,635 AAH! AAH! 1647 01:22:19,668 --> 01:22:22,105 WHY DON'T YOU JUST TRY TO RELAX A LITTLE. 1648 01:22:22,138 --> 01:22:24,673 FOR THIS... 1649 01:22:24,707 --> 01:22:27,576 YOU WILL DIE! 1650 01:22:27,610 --> 01:22:29,745 NO, NO, NO! NOW, WAIT A MINUTE! 1651 01:22:29,778 --> 01:22:32,982 MR. KLUTCH, I FEEL IT ONLY FAIR TO WARN YOU, 1652 01:22:33,016 --> 01:22:35,118 AS AN ATTORNEY OF THE LAW, 1653 01:22:35,151 --> 01:22:38,021 ACCORDING TO SECTION 190 IN THE PENAL CODE, 1654 01:22:38,054 --> 01:22:39,755 MURDER IS A FELONY! 1655 01:22:39,788 --> 01:22:41,124 AAH! 1656 01:22:41,157 --> 01:22:43,026 YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO SPEND 1657 01:22:43,059 --> 01:22:46,295 THE REST OF YOUR LIFE ON PROBATION, WOULD YOU?! 1658 01:22:46,329 --> 01:22:48,364 YEAH, I GUESS YOU WOULD. 1659 01:22:48,397 --> 01:22:50,233 WHAT DID MY DAUGHTER SEE IN YOU?! 1660 01:22:54,170 --> 01:22:55,438 HEH HEH! 1661 01:23:14,123 --> 01:23:16,359 [ GROANS ] 1662 01:23:35,311 --> 01:23:39,748 GOODBYE...MR. KLUTCH. 1663 01:23:52,228 --> 01:23:54,430 [ GROWLING ] 1664 01:24:27,663 --> 01:24:29,532 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 1665 01:24:36,805 --> 01:24:38,774 Man: HE SURE LOOKS GOOD IN RED. 1666 01:24:38,807 --> 01:24:42,278 Man #2: WHAT A GLASS JAW HE'S GOT. 1667 01:24:57,726 --> 01:24:59,362 THANKS FOR STEPPING IN, BART, 1668 01:24:59,395 --> 01:25:01,497 ALTHOUGH IT REALLY WASN'T NECESSARY. 1669 01:25:01,530 --> 01:25:02,831 I HAD HIM ANYWAY. 1670 01:25:02,865 --> 01:25:04,567 UH... 1671 01:25:04,600 --> 01:25:06,369 HOWEVER... ON THE OTHER HAND, 1672 01:25:06,402 --> 01:25:08,337 I GUESS I WOULD HAVE DESERVED IT 1673 01:25:08,371 --> 01:25:10,806 IF HE HAD BELTED ME ALL OVER THE PLACE, HUH? 1674 01:25:13,709 --> 01:25:17,746 BART... 1675 01:25:17,780 --> 01:25:19,515 [ SIGHS ] 1676 01:25:19,548 --> 01:25:21,850 HOW'D YOU KNOW? 1677 01:25:21,884 --> 01:25:23,919 ABOUT WHAT? 1678 01:25:23,952 --> 01:25:27,490 ABOUT WENDY AND THE SCHOLARSHIP. 1679 01:25:27,523 --> 01:25:30,159 HOW'D YOU KNOW? 1680 01:25:30,193 --> 01:25:32,161 BECAUSE WHEN YOU WIN A SCHOLARSHIP, 1681 01:25:32,195 --> 01:25:35,198 THEY NOTIFY YOU TWO WEEKS AFTER YOU'VE TAKEN THE TEST, 1682 01:25:35,231 --> 01:25:37,200 NOT TWO DAYS BEFORE THE TERM STARTS! 1683 01:25:37,233 --> 01:25:38,501 THAT'S HOW I KNOW! 1684 01:25:38,534 --> 01:25:41,237 BART... 1685 01:25:48,877 --> 01:25:51,880 YOU WON THE SCHOLARSHIP, DIDN'T YOU? 1686 01:25:53,949 --> 01:25:56,952 WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING? 1687 01:25:56,985 --> 01:26:00,456 I GUESS I...DECIDED TO GO TO CITY. 1688 01:26:00,489 --> 01:26:05,261 BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT WENDY WAS GOING THERE, RIGHT? 1689 01:26:07,663 --> 01:26:10,833 WELL, YEAH! 1690 01:26:10,866 --> 01:26:13,202 [ SIGHS ] 1691 01:26:13,236 --> 01:26:15,204 LET'S GO HOME... 1692 01:26:15,238 --> 01:26:16,472 ALL OF US. 1693 01:26:31,887 --> 01:26:34,189 DAD? 1694 01:26:35,924 --> 01:26:39,428 I WANTED YOU TO BE THE FIRST TO SEE. 1695 01:26:39,462 --> 01:26:42,798 WENDY... 1696 01:26:42,831 --> 01:26:45,000 AH, YOU LOOK LIKE A DREAM, HONEY. 1697 01:26:45,033 --> 01:26:47,470 YOU DON'T LOOK SO BAD YOURSELF. 1698 01:26:47,503 --> 01:26:49,638 FOR AN OLD MAN, I'LL HOLD UP. 1699 01:26:49,672 --> 01:26:52,541 WE'D BETTER GET GOING. MOM'S LEFT ALREADY. 1700 01:26:52,575 --> 01:26:54,443 I'M WAITING JUST FOR YOU. 1701 01:27:07,623 --> 01:27:09,892 DAD, WE'RE GOING TO BE LATE! 1702 01:27:09,925 --> 01:27:11,794 DON'T WORRY, HONEY. 1703 01:27:11,827 --> 01:27:13,596 IT'S FASHIONABLE FOR THE BRIDE 1704 01:27:13,629 --> 01:27:16,031 TO BE A FEW MINUTES LATE ON HER WEDDING DAY. 1705 01:27:16,064 --> 01:27:19,868 IT'S 10 MINUTES AFTER ALREADY! BART WILL BE GOING CRAZY! 1706 01:27:19,902 --> 01:27:22,271 GET US TO THE CHURCH AS FAST AS YOU CAN. 1707 01:27:22,305 --> 01:27:23,639 YES, SIR. 1708 01:27:25,974 --> 01:27:27,643 [ TIRES SCREECH ] 1709 01:27:34,550 --> 01:27:36,552 STANLEY! 1710 01:27:36,585 --> 01:27:38,887 NOT TODAY! 1711 01:27:38,921 --> 01:27:41,457 WHAT ARE YOU DOING PARKED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET?! 1712 01:27:41,490 --> 01:27:43,392 WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' DRIVIN' SO FAST?! 1713 01:27:43,426 --> 01:27:47,563 ALL RIGHT, WE CAN STRAIGHTEN THIS OUT LATER, 1714 01:27:47,596 --> 01:27:49,898 BUT NOW WE HAVE TO GET TO THE CHURCH. 1715 01:27:49,932 --> 01:27:52,435 WE CAN'T GO ANY FURTHER RIGHT NOW. 1716 01:27:52,468 --> 01:27:53,669 OH! 1717 01:27:53,702 --> 01:27:55,003 DON'T WORRY, WENDY. 1718 01:27:55,037 --> 01:27:56,439 I'LL GET YOU TO THE WEDDING. 1719 01:27:56,472 --> 01:27:57,840 THANKS, STANLEY. 1720 01:27:57,873 --> 01:28:00,376 YOU DON'T THINK WE'RE GOIN' TO THE CHURCH 1721 01:28:00,409 --> 01:28:02,044 IN THA THING, DO YOU?! 1722 01:28:02,077 --> 01:28:04,947 WE DON'T HAVE ANY CHOICE! WE'RE LATE ALREADY! 1723 01:28:04,980 --> 01:28:06,982 I GUESS WE HAVE TO. 1724 01:28:07,015 --> 01:28:09,652 MR. McCREADY, YOU CAN'T RIDE IN THE FRONT. 1725 01:28:09,685 --> 01:28:10,986 WHY NOT? 1726 01:28:11,019 --> 01:28:13,922 WE CAN'T ALL FIT. ROLY POLY'S IN THE FRONT. 1727 01:28:13,956 --> 01:28:16,792 WE CAN'T PUT HIM IN THE BACK. HE'LL EAT THE STUFF. 1728 01:28:16,825 --> 01:28:19,928 THE DOG SITS IN FRONT, AND I SIT IN BACK? 1729 01:28:19,962 --> 01:28:22,064 YOU WOULDN'T WANT WENDY TO, WOULD YA? 1730 01:28:22,097 --> 01:28:24,900 NO, I WOULDN'T WANT WENDY TO! 1731 01:28:24,933 --> 01:28:26,101 LET'S JUST GO! 1732 01:28:26,134 --> 01:28:27,903 DON'T SLAM... 1733 01:28:27,936 --> 01:28:30,072 THE DOOR. 1734 01:28:30,105 --> 01:28:31,507 WHAT'S THE MATTER? 1735 01:28:31,540 --> 01:28:32,908 NOTHIN', I HOPE. 1736 01:28:32,941 --> 01:28:35,878 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 1737 01:28:39,047 --> 01:28:40,916 WHAT COULD BE KEEPING THEM? 1738 01:28:40,949 --> 01:28:43,051 OH, REVEREND, I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED. 1739 01:28:43,085 --> 01:28:45,788 THEY LEFT THE HOUSE MORE THAN 30 MINUTES AGO! 1740 01:28:45,821 --> 01:28:48,657 ALL I KNOW IS I'VE GOT ANOTHER WEDDING SCHEDULED 1741 01:28:48,691 --> 01:28:50,025 IN FIVE MINUTES. 1742 01:28:50,058 --> 01:28:51,794 THEY'LL BE HERE, REVEREND. 1743 01:28:51,827 --> 01:28:54,062 THEY'D BETTER BE. 1744 01:28:54,096 --> 01:28:56,899 I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS WITH YOU PEOPLE! 1745 01:28:56,932 --> 01:29:00,736 YOU NEVER SEEM ABLE TO GET YOURSELVES ORGANIZED! 1746 01:29:00,769 --> 01:29:03,939 I'M SURE THAT SOMETHING TERRIBLE HAS HAPPENED, 1747 01:29:03,972 --> 01:29:06,975 OR McCREADY WOULD HAVE BEEN HERE ON TIME. 1748 01:29:19,087 --> 01:29:21,890 WHAT'S THAT? 1749 01:29:31,500 --> 01:29:33,969 HAVEN'T I SEEN YOUR PICTURE SOMEWHERE, SONNY? 1750 01:29:47,115 --> 01:29:48,584 DAD, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 1751 01:29:48,617 --> 01:29:51,854 SPLENDID, HONEY. EVERYTHING'S JUST FINE. 1752 01:29:51,887 --> 01:29:53,121 THAT'S GOOD. 1753 01:29:53,155 --> 01:29:56,725 IT SURE IS AN HONOR DRIVING YOU TO YOUR WEDDING. 1754 01:29:56,759 --> 01:29:59,161 THANK YOU, STANLEY. 1755 01:29:59,194 --> 01:30:00,963 EXCUSE ME. DON'T GET ME WRONG. 1756 01:30:00,996 --> 01:30:02,998 I'M SURE THIS IS NO FAULT OF YOURS. 1757 01:30:03,031 --> 01:30:05,634 IT'S JUST THAT MY SATURDAYS ARE HARD ENOUGH 1758 01:30:05,668 --> 01:30:07,970 WITHOUT THIS SORT OF THING HAPPENING. 1759 01:30:08,003 --> 01:30:10,806 AH, THANK HEAVENS. HERE THEY ARE NOW. 1760 01:30:10,839 --> 01:30:13,709 OHH!OHH! OHH!OHH! 1761 01:30:13,742 --> 01:30:15,110 THAT'S NOT MY DAUGHTER! 1762 01:30:15,143 --> 01:30:17,212 IT'S THE BRIDE FROM THE NEXT SERVICE! 1763 01:30:17,245 --> 01:30:19,114 NOTHING LIKE THIS HAS EVER HAPPENED BEFORE! 1764 01:30:19,147 --> 01:30:21,016 I DON'T KNOW HOW TO EXPLAIN THIS! 1765 01:30:23,786 --> 01:30:24,953 HERE SHE IS NOW! 1766 01:30:24,987 --> 01:30:26,989 SHE CAME IN A DELICATESSEN TRUCK? 1767 01:30:27,022 --> 01:30:28,457 AT LEAST SHE GOT HERE. 1768 01:30:28,491 --> 01:30:32,094 LET'S EVERYBODY GET MOVING INTO THE CHURCH! 1769 01:30:32,127 --> 01:30:34,096 PLACES! PLACES! PLACES! 1770 01:30:34,129 --> 01:30:35,097 OH, HERE. 1771 01:30:35,130 --> 01:30:36,632 EVERYBODY, MOVE! 1772 01:30:40,168 --> 01:30:41,970 HEY, GET ME OUT OF HERE! 1773 01:30:42,004 --> 01:30:43,506 THE DOOR'S STUCK, 1774 01:30:43,539 --> 01:30:46,875 AND THE FATHER OF THE BRIDE'S IN THERE. 1775 01:30:49,211 --> 01:30:51,547 OUT OF MY WAY, SONNY! 1776 01:30:51,580 --> 01:30:53,148 I'LL GET HIM OUT! 1777 01:30:53,181 --> 01:30:54,850 OUT OF MY WAY! 1778 01:30:54,883 --> 01:30:58,654 MRS. McCREADY, WHAT'S HAPPENING NOW?! 1779 01:30:58,687 --> 01:31:00,789 MY HUSBAND'S STUCK IN THE TRUCK! 1780 01:31:00,823 --> 01:31:02,024 STUCK IN THE TRUCK?! 1781 01:31:03,692 --> 01:31:06,595 I GOT HIM SPRUNG NOW, HONEY! 1782 01:31:06,629 --> 01:31:09,264 CAN WE GET THINGS GOIN' THEN, PLEASE?! 1783 01:31:09,297 --> 01:31:10,265 RIGHT AWAY! 1784 01:31:10,298 --> 01:31:11,800 HERE WE GO! 1785 01:31:11,834 --> 01:31:14,937 * LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA * 1786 01:31:14,970 --> 01:31:18,240 OH, DARLING! YOU MADE IT! 1787 01:31:18,273 --> 01:31:19,775 YEAH. 1788 01:31:19,808 --> 01:31:20,976 [ SNIFFS ] 1789 01:31:21,009 --> 01:31:21,944 WHAT'S THE MATTER? 1790 01:31:21,977 --> 01:31:23,211 NOTHING. NOTHING. 1791 01:31:23,245 --> 01:31:26,749 ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY, HURRY UP INTO THE CHURCH! 1792 01:31:26,782 --> 01:31:29,718 [ ORGAN MUSIC PLAYS ] 1793 01:31:33,021 --> 01:31:39,161 * THESE ARE THE BEST TIMES 1794 01:31:39,194 --> 01:31:46,569 * THE MOMENTS WE CAN'T LET SLIP AWAY * 1795 01:31:46,602 --> 01:31:51,807 * LIFE'S LITTLE GAME WE PLAY 1796 01:31:51,840 --> 01:31:59,948 * LIVING FROM DAY TO DAY 1797 01:31:59,982 --> 01:32:05,988 * OOOOOH, OOOOOH 1798 01:32:06,021 --> 01:32:11,594 * BUT ONCE IN A LIFETIME 1799 01:32:11,627 --> 01:32:20,202 * A MINUTE LIKE THIS IS OURS TO SHARE * 1800 01:32:20,235 --> 01:32:24,573 * REMEMBER THESE MOMENTS WELL 1801 01:32:24,607 --> 01:32:30,078 * FOR MOMENTS LIKE THESE ARE RARE AS DREAMS * 1802 01:32:30,112 --> 01:32:33,015 * AND GOLDEN RAINBOWS 1803 01:32:33,048 --> 01:32:41,189 * SOFT AS NIGHTS WHEN SUMMER WIND BLOWS BY * 1804 01:32:41,223 --> 01:32:46,595 * TOGETHER WE LAUGH AND CRY 1805 01:32:46,629 --> 01:32:54,770 * TOGETHER WE'LL LEARN TO FLY 1806 01:32:54,803 --> 01:33:02,711 * OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH... 1807 01:33:02,745 --> 01:33:07,115 McCREADY, SOMEBODY OUGHT TO TELL YOU THAT -- 1808 01:33:07,149 --> 01:33:08,817 OH, NEVER MIND. 1809 01:33:08,851 --> 01:33:10,953 COME ON, DAD. IT'S TIME. 1810 01:33:10,986 --> 01:33:12,621 HONEY...I SMELL. 1811 01:33:12,655 --> 01:33:15,691 MAYBE JUST A LITTLE BIT OF LIVERWURST, 1812 01:33:15,724 --> 01:33:18,360 BUT IT'S NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. 1813 01:33:18,393 --> 01:33:19,995 NOW, COME ON. 1814 01:33:20,028 --> 01:33:26,068 * OOOOOH, OOOOOH... 1815 01:33:26,101 --> 01:33:29,404 I WANTED IT TO BE SO NICE FOR YOU, WENDY. 1816 01:33:29,437 --> 01:33:30,873 IT IS NICE, DAD. 1817 01:33:30,906 --> 01:33:32,775 I WANTED IT TO BE BEAUTIFUL. 1818 01:33:32,808 --> 01:33:35,410 BUT IT IS BEAUTIFUL. IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL. 1819 01:33:35,443 --> 01:33:39,081 EVERYONE'S LAUGHING AT US, WENDY. 1820 01:33:39,114 --> 01:33:40,983 IT DOESN'T MATTER. 1821 01:33:41,016 --> 01:33:44,252 YOU SEE, BART'S UP THERE NOW... 1822 01:33:48,456 --> 01:33:50,425 ...AND I KNOW HE LOVES ME. 1823 01:33:50,458 --> 01:33:52,995 AND I KNOW YOU AND MOM LOVE ME. 1824 01:33:53,028 --> 01:33:55,931 AND ALL MY OLD FRIENDS ARE HERE. 1825 01:33:55,964 --> 01:33:59,067 AND I KNOW MAYBE THEY'RE KIND OF NUTS, 1826 01:33:59,101 --> 01:34:00,936 BUT THEY LOVE ME, TOO. 1827 01:34:00,969 --> 01:34:03,005 AND THEY'RE HOPING AND PRAYING 1828 01:34:03,038 --> 01:34:05,340 THAT BART AND I HAVE A GREAT LIFE. 1829 01:34:05,373 --> 01:34:07,075 AND THAT'S NOT BAD, DAD. 1830 01:34:07,109 --> 01:34:08,977 YOU'RE RIGHT, WENDY. 1831 01:34:09,011 --> 01:34:10,946 THAT'S NOT HALF BAD. 1832 01:34:16,118 --> 01:34:16,618 * COME TAKE MY HAND 1833 01:34:16,651 --> 01:34:17,152 * COME TAKE MY HAND 1834 01:34:24,359 --> 01:34:25,293 * TOGETHER WE'LL CROSS THE TIMELESS SANDS * 1835 01:34:25,327 --> 01:34:25,828 * THE TIMELESS SANDS 1836 01:34:29,264 --> 01:34:29,865 * CHASING THE ENDLESS SUN 1837 01:34:29,898 --> 01:34:30,365 * THE ENDLESS SUN 1838 01:34:31,900 --> 01:34:34,703 * LIVING OUR LIVES AS ONE 1839 01:34:37,906 --> 01:34:38,506 * THESE ARE THE BEST TIMES 1840 01:34:38,540 --> 01:34:39,141 * LIVING OUR LIVES AS ONE 1841 01:34:43,211 --> 01:34:43,812 * THESE ARE THE BEST TIMES 1842 01:34:43,846 --> 01:34:44,446 * LIVING OUR LIVES AS ONE 1843 01:34:48,383 --> 01:34:48,984 * THESE ARE THE BEST TIMES 1844 01:34:49,017 --> 01:34:49,617 * LIVING OUR LIVES AS ONE 1845 01:34:54,156 --> 01:34:54,757 * THESE ARE THE BEST TIMES 1846 01:34:54,790 --> 01:34:55,390 * LIVING OUR LIVES AS ONE 1847 01:34:59,294 --> 01:34:59,895 * THESE ARE THE BEST TIMES 1848 01:34:59,928 --> 01:35:00,528 * LIVING OUR LIVES AS ONE 1849 01:35:02,264 --> 01:35:05,067 -- Captions by VITAC -- www.vitac.com 1850 01:35:05,100 --> 01:35:07,335 CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION AND BUENA VISTA TELEVISION 121501