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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,428 --> 00:00:04,761 (Mindy) There's no better feeling than having found the perfect man, 2 00:00:04,762 --> 00:00:07,430 which is exactly when you start to wonder, 3 00:00:07,431 --> 00:00:10,833 "when's this idiot gonna lock me down?" 4 00:00:10,868 --> 00:00:12,035 Okay, weirdo. 5 00:00:13,971 --> 00:00:16,472 And the hunt for a sign that he's buying an engagement ring 6 00:00:16,507 --> 00:00:17,907 is on. 7 00:00:17,908 --> 00:00:20,043 [Clears throat] Excuse me, miss. Yes? 8 00:00:20,044 --> 00:00:23,479 Have you seen this man purchase an engagement ring? 9 00:00:23,514 --> 00:00:25,315 Mm-mm. Damn it. 10 00:00:25,349 --> 00:00:27,517 [Shredder whirring] 11 00:00:27,518 --> 00:00:31,120 If it's possible, try to check his credit card statements. 12 00:00:31,121 --> 00:00:32,755 Damn it. 13 00:00:32,756 --> 00:00:36,593 In the end, you just might have to get a little creative. 14 00:00:39,096 --> 00:00:40,563 "Forever Stones"? 15 00:00:40,598 --> 00:00:41,798 [Gasps] 16 00:00:41,799 --> 00:00:42,765 I'm getting engaged. 17 00:00:42,800 --> 00:00:45,802 [Hip-hop music] 18 00:00:45,803 --> 00:00:48,632 19 00:00:54,084 --> 00:00:57,080 Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD www.addic7ed.com/ 20 00:00:57,081 --> 00:00:59,716 (Mindy) That's it. You got it. That's it. 21 00:00:59,750 --> 00:01:01,384 The baby's almost turned. 22 00:01:01,385 --> 00:01:03,920 Just make sure that your pressure is firm and consistent, 23 00:01:03,954 --> 00:01:05,355 like when you're trying to convince your boyfriend 24 00:01:05,356 --> 00:01:07,023 to do a couples costume. 25 00:01:07,024 --> 00:01:08,024 Focus, focus. 26 00:01:08,025 --> 00:01:09,025 (Jean) Dr. Lahiri? 27 00:01:09,026 --> 00:01:10,326 Yeah? In my office. 28 00:01:10,361 --> 00:01:12,328 Now. 29 00:01:12,363 --> 00:01:13,730 (All) Ooh. 30 00:01:13,731 --> 00:01:15,098 Okay. Okay. 31 00:01:15,099 --> 00:01:16,451 Am I in trouble? 32 00:01:16,467 --> 00:01:18,601 Is it because I might have lost a press-on nail in that woman? 33 00:01:18,602 --> 00:01:19,769 No, Lahiri. Because I... 34 00:01:19,803 --> 00:01:21,170 I want to talk to you. 35 00:01:21,171 --> 00:01:23,640 Over these past few months, you've proven yourself 36 00:01:23,641 --> 00:01:25,441 to be a very gifted teacher. 37 00:01:25,476 --> 00:01:27,410 I love those little sons of bitches. 38 00:01:27,411 --> 00:01:29,679 Which is why I've recommended you 39 00:01:29,680 --> 00:01:32,715 for the Macmillan/Dow teaching fellowship at Stanford. 40 00:01:32,750 --> 00:01:33,816 Me? You. 41 00:01:33,851 --> 00:01:35,285 Stanford? Yes. 42 00:01:35,319 --> 00:01:36,886 Jean, that's for the smart kids. 43 00:01:36,887 --> 00:01:38,922 You will go there, you will learn the latest 44 00:01:38,923 --> 00:01:41,424 in fertility techniques for eight months, 45 00:01:41,425 --> 00:01:43,760 you will return, and teach them here. 46 00:01:43,761 --> 00:01:45,628 Wow, Jean. You're believing in me? 47 00:01:45,629 --> 00:01:47,030 I hope it doesn't go to my head. 48 00:01:47,064 --> 00:01:48,131 So that's a "yes." 49 00:01:48,165 --> 00:01:49,199 I want to say yes. 50 00:01:49,200 --> 00:01:50,567 I really do. 51 00:01:50,568 --> 00:01:52,969 Just... I think my boyfriend is about to propose to me, 52 00:01:53,003 --> 00:01:54,971 and I don't want to do anything that's gonna spook him 53 00:01:55,005 --> 00:01:57,640 before I can sink my fangs into his little neck. 54 00:01:57,641 --> 00:01:58,875 You know what I'm talking about. 55 00:01:58,876 --> 00:02:00,510 You just let me know. 56 00:02:00,511 --> 00:02:01,644 Lahiri... Yeah? 57 00:02:01,679 --> 00:02:05,481 Stanford is an incredible opportunity. 58 00:02:05,516 --> 00:02:06,516 I know. [Chuckles] 59 00:02:06,517 --> 00:02:08,585 Can you imagine... Being tan in february? 60 00:02:08,586 --> 00:02:10,153 Just kidding. But I mean, seriously, can you imagine? 61 00:02:10,187 --> 00:02:11,754 Out, Lahiri. Yeah. 62 00:02:16,560 --> 00:02:18,428 (Peter) Hey. [Knock at door] 63 00:02:18,462 --> 00:02:21,431 Slumlord thousandaire, I got your rent check right here. 64 00:02:21,465 --> 00:02:23,800 I didn't even write, "for sex" on the memo line. 65 00:02:23,801 --> 00:02:24,901 Wow. 66 00:02:24,902 --> 00:02:26,135 You know, I'm not an easy man to impress, 67 00:02:26,136 --> 00:02:27,604 unless I'm watching a magic show, 68 00:02:27,638 --> 00:02:30,573 but honestly, I'm impressed. Pete, you're really maturing. 69 00:02:30,608 --> 00:02:33,543 Yeah? Are you impressed enough to maybe set me up on a date? 70 00:02:33,577 --> 00:02:35,879 You know what? I might have a girl for you, actually. 71 00:02:35,913 --> 00:02:37,981 Does not have to be an "a." 72 00:02:37,982 --> 00:02:39,916 It could be a "B" with "D"s, a "D" with "B"s. 73 00:02:39,950 --> 00:02:41,651 Okay, shut up before I change my mind. 74 00:02:41,685 --> 00:02:43,353 Okay? It's my friend Jessica. 75 00:02:43,354 --> 00:02:44,754 She's a good girl. 76 00:02:44,755 --> 00:02:47,156 She's a beautiful girl. She's a doctor. Uh-huh. 77 00:02:47,157 --> 00:02:48,925 There is one small thing. Small. 78 00:02:48,959 --> 00:02:50,660 Is it a penis? 79 00:02:50,661 --> 00:02:51,961 Because if it is, based on the size, 80 00:02:51,962 --> 00:02:53,696 I might be able to work around it. 81 00:02:53,697 --> 00:02:55,932 You can? You couldn't? 82 00:02:55,933 --> 00:02:58,268 Look, Jessica has a this condition... 83 00:02:58,269 --> 00:03:00,870 One of those things that Mindy watches in the reality shows. 84 00:03:00,905 --> 00:03:03,840 Is she, like, a real housewife or a toddler with a tiara 85 00:03:03,841 --> 00:03:05,308 or a river monster? 86 00:03:05,309 --> 00:03:08,778 'Cause none of those things seem like deal breakers to me. 87 00:03:08,779 --> 00:03:10,413 [Whispering] She's a, uh... 88 00:03:10,447 --> 00:03:12,582 She's a hoarder. 89 00:03:12,616 --> 00:03:13,616 Oh. 90 00:03:13,617 --> 00:03:14,651 [Normal voice] Okay? But recovering. 91 00:03:14,652 --> 00:03:17,587 You guys are both works in progress, so... 92 00:03:17,588 --> 00:03:20,256 It's a little weird. Can I have her number? 93 00:03:20,291 --> 00:03:22,358 I'd give it to you, but she's got, like, ten phones. 94 00:03:22,359 --> 00:03:24,394 It's a whole thing. She'll find you. 95 00:03:24,428 --> 00:03:26,429 She'll find me? Yeah. 96 00:03:26,430 --> 00:03:28,531 I like that. 97 00:03:28,532 --> 00:03:31,000 Everyone, I'm happy to announce that Shulman & Associates 98 00:03:31,001 --> 00:03:33,837 is once again hosting its annual holiday party. 99 00:03:33,871 --> 00:03:35,705 Oh, my God. Just call it whatever you want to call it. 100 00:03:35,706 --> 00:03:36,706 Christmas party! 101 00:03:36,707 --> 00:03:37,774 Yeah! 102 00:03:37,775 --> 00:03:38,942 However, unlike past years, 103 00:03:38,943 --> 00:03:40,810 this year's party shall be an elegant affair. 104 00:03:40,811 --> 00:03:41,805 Ooh. 105 00:03:41,812 --> 00:03:43,246 Ooh! 106 00:03:43,247 --> 00:03:46,015 "Elegant"? Does that mean I can't wear my mistletoe belt? 107 00:03:46,050 --> 00:03:47,150 Yeah, what gives Jeremy? 108 00:03:47,184 --> 00:03:48,418 Christmas isn't about elegance. 109 00:03:48,419 --> 00:03:50,620 It's about a quiet night when the King was born... 110 00:03:50,654 --> 00:03:51,821 The Prince of peace. 111 00:03:51,856 --> 00:03:53,223 Shut up, Linus. 112 00:03:53,224 --> 00:03:55,258 I want a party where I can choke down my champagne and caviar. 113 00:03:55,259 --> 00:03:56,659 Yeah! 114 00:03:56,694 --> 00:03:58,728 The truth is, Lauren has it in her head 115 00:03:58,729 --> 00:04:00,029 that I've recently grown distant. 116 00:04:00,064 --> 00:04:03,433 So I've invited her neurosurgery colleagues to join us. 117 00:04:03,467 --> 00:04:04,868 What? Ugh! 118 00:04:04,902 --> 00:04:05,935 Why would you do that? I know. 119 00:04:05,936 --> 00:04:07,770 Neurosurgery? Yeah, I don't know. 120 00:04:07,771 --> 00:04:09,239 Okay, first of all, 121 00:04:09,240 --> 00:04:10,874 it's definitely gonna be a holiday party now. Amen, sister. 122 00:04:10,875 --> 00:04:11,875 Excuse me? 123 00:04:11,876 --> 00:04:13,743 A rather semitic group. 124 00:04:13,744 --> 00:04:15,678 That's not anti-semitic to say they're semitic. 125 00:04:15,713 --> 00:04:17,514 We welcome Jews. 126 00:04:17,515 --> 00:04:18,982 Second of all, those stupid neurosurgeons 127 00:04:18,983 --> 00:04:20,250 think they're better than all of us. 128 00:04:20,251 --> 00:04:21,317 That's because they are. 129 00:04:21,318 --> 00:04:23,052 How? The brain has no nerve endings! 130 00:04:23,053 --> 00:04:24,621 You poke a brain, who cares? 131 00:04:24,622 --> 00:04:26,756 You poke a vagina, you're gonna hear about it. 132 00:04:26,757 --> 00:04:27,857 Right? Amen, sister. 133 00:04:27,858 --> 00:04:29,459 You know what? Bump this. I'm out. 134 00:04:29,460 --> 00:04:30,727 [All gasp] 135 00:04:30,728 --> 00:04:32,061 Fine, more goose for us. 136 00:04:32,062 --> 00:04:33,663 Okay, everyone, calm down. 137 00:04:33,664 --> 00:04:36,766 Dr. C's under a lot of stress because he's my secret Santa 138 00:04:36,767 --> 00:04:38,201 and he has this pressure to give me a great gift, 139 00:04:38,202 --> 00:04:39,402 which he should. 140 00:04:39,403 --> 00:04:41,704 Oh, Morgan, Dr. C told me to give you this. 141 00:04:41,739 --> 00:04:43,540 [Gasps] (Beverly) Merry Christmas. 142 00:04:43,541 --> 00:04:45,041 Batteries? 143 00:04:45,042 --> 00:04:46,442 Oh, for my battery collection. 144 00:04:46,477 --> 00:04:47,777 Why are we doing this now? 145 00:04:47,811 --> 00:04:49,078 I'm actually happy that Danny's gone, 146 00:04:49,113 --> 00:04:50,079 because I'm his secret Santa, 147 00:04:50,114 --> 00:04:51,214 and I don't know what to get him. 148 00:04:51,215 --> 00:04:52,549 Golf balls. 149 00:04:52,550 --> 00:04:54,050 No, that's for white people. Danny is Italian. 150 00:04:54,051 --> 00:04:55,818 Meatballs. I'll just eat them. 151 00:04:59,957 --> 00:05:04,394 So you were able to change the setting, right? 152 00:05:04,395 --> 00:05:06,429 But the stone is still the first one? 153 00:05:06,430 --> 00:05:09,999 Perfect, that's perfect. Thank you so much. 154 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:11,835 Yeah, I can't wait to show my girlfriend tonight. 155 00:05:11,869 --> 00:05:14,771 [Gasps] All right, well, thank you so much. 156 00:05:17,875 --> 00:05:19,108 Mindy! 157 00:05:19,109 --> 00:05:20,944 Mindy! Hey, Jessica. 158 00:05:20,978 --> 00:05:21,978 Congratulations. 159 00:05:22,012 --> 00:05:23,413 I heard you cleared out your entryway, 160 00:05:23,414 --> 00:05:25,982 and you found $5,000 in uncashed paychecks. 161 00:05:25,983 --> 00:05:28,151 Very cool. Yeah, it was hell. 162 00:05:28,185 --> 00:05:29,485 But my therapist says, 163 00:05:29,486 --> 00:05:31,487 "you do not need 12 broken printers, 164 00:05:31,488 --> 00:05:33,089 and you're not gonna give them to your kids someday." 165 00:05:33,123 --> 00:05:34,524 Can I have the printers? 166 00:05:34,525 --> 00:05:36,125 No. I mean... what am I saying? 167 00:05:36,126 --> 00:05:37,727 I don't even know how to print anything. 168 00:05:37,728 --> 00:05:40,797 Hey, Danny is setting me up on a date with his friend Peter? 169 00:05:40,798 --> 00:05:43,266 But when I ask if he's cute, Danny just turns red 170 00:05:43,267 --> 00:05:44,834 and says he can't tell with guys. 171 00:05:44,869 --> 00:05:47,036 Okay, I'm gonna picture him without his personality. 172 00:05:47,037 --> 00:05:48,705 Whoa. Peter might be hot. 173 00:05:48,739 --> 00:05:51,641 Okay, I can't tell. I'm too close to it. 174 00:05:51,642 --> 00:05:53,977 But he is eating popcorn on the sofa in the lounge. 175 00:05:54,011 --> 00:05:55,478 Oh. Thanks. 176 00:05:55,479 --> 00:05:57,547 Uh-uh-uh, can I have some? 177 00:05:57,581 --> 00:05:59,983 It's mostly just kernels left. 178 00:06:00,017 --> 00:06:01,351 Oh, God, no one likes the kernels. 179 00:06:01,352 --> 00:06:02,852 I'll throw it out for you. 180 00:06:02,853 --> 00:06:05,221 I'll see you, doc. Later, man. 181 00:06:05,222 --> 00:06:06,322 Be good. 182 00:06:06,323 --> 00:06:09,325 [Crunches loudly] Aah! Oh, my... 183 00:06:09,326 --> 00:06:10,760 Oh! 184 00:06:12,696 --> 00:06:14,964 It's just kernels. You don't want any. 185 00:06:14,999 --> 00:06:17,233 I'm Jessica. I... 186 00:06:17,234 --> 00:06:18,434 Sorry this is kind of weird, 187 00:06:18,435 --> 00:06:20,370 but I think we're supposed to go on a date. 188 00:06:20,371 --> 00:06:22,138 Whoa. [Chuckles] 189 00:06:22,139 --> 00:06:25,241 [Chuckles] Yeah, I don't think so. 190 00:06:25,242 --> 00:06:28,745 You're a beautiful angel, and I'm wreck-it Ralph. 191 00:06:28,779 --> 00:06:30,346 No, no, no, I'm Danny's friend. 192 00:06:30,347 --> 00:06:31,915 He's setting us up. 193 00:06:31,949 --> 00:06:33,183 Did he not tell you? 194 00:06:33,184 --> 00:06:35,985 What the hell are you talk... 195 00:06:35,986 --> 00:06:38,621 Oh, my God. 196 00:06:38,622 --> 00:06:40,256 You're his secret-Santa gift? 197 00:06:40,291 --> 00:06:41,758 [Laughs] Uh... 198 00:06:41,759 --> 00:06:43,827 This is so much better than that stupid dance 199 00:06:43,828 --> 00:06:45,495 he gave doctor L last year. 200 00:06:45,496 --> 00:06:47,330 And the batteries? 201 00:06:47,331 --> 00:06:49,265 He kept it under ten bucks. 202 00:06:49,266 --> 00:06:50,934 I accept. [Chuckles] 203 00:06:50,968 --> 00:06:53,036 (Danny) Mindy, I've been thinking a lot about the future, 204 00:06:53,070 --> 00:06:56,606 and that's why I wanted this special dinner tonight. 205 00:06:56,607 --> 00:06:59,542 Mindy Lahiri, I finally pulled the trigger. 206 00:07:05,716 --> 00:07:08,218 I bought a burial plot. 207 00:07:08,219 --> 00:07:09,252 What? 208 00:07:09,286 --> 00:07:10,420 Forever stones. 209 00:07:10,454 --> 00:07:11,421 Excuse me? 210 00:07:11,455 --> 00:07:12,856 Yeah, it's carrara marble. 211 00:07:12,857 --> 00:07:13,857 They changed the settings 212 00:07:13,858 --> 00:07:15,792 so it's looking over fresh kills. 213 00:07:15,826 --> 00:07:18,094 Check it out. It's beautiful. I'm psyched. 214 00:07:18,095 --> 00:07:21,064 Oh, well... 215 00:07:21,065 --> 00:07:22,966 Twin burial plots is kind of romantic. 216 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:26,469 Oh, no, it's... It's just for me. 217 00:07:26,504 --> 00:07:29,839 I didn't know how your religion handles this kind of stuff. 218 00:07:29,840 --> 00:07:32,075 Don't they let the river just take care of it? 219 00:07:32,076 --> 00:07:33,943 Can I have the dessert menu, please? 220 00:07:35,945 --> 00:07:37,613 Jean? Jean. 221 00:07:37,647 --> 00:07:38,747 I accept the fellowship. 222 00:07:38,748 --> 00:07:40,582 It's a fellowship. You need to apply. 223 00:07:40,617 --> 00:07:42,985 Jean, I'm applying for the fellowship. 224 00:07:43,019 --> 00:07:44,486 Good. It's due tomorrow by 5:00. 225 00:07:44,521 --> 00:07:45,821 Do you want me to do it or not, Jean? 226 00:07:45,822 --> 00:07:47,056 Come on. Of course. 227 00:07:47,090 --> 00:07:49,425 But it requires three recommendations 228 00:07:49,426 --> 00:07:50,826 and a personal essay. 229 00:07:50,860 --> 00:07:52,895 What does Danny think about this? 230 00:07:52,929 --> 00:07:54,630 I haven't told him. 231 00:07:54,631 --> 00:07:56,265 He has a way of talking me out of things. 232 00:07:56,266 --> 00:07:58,400 If it wasn't for him, I'd be covered in Simpsons tattoos. 233 00:07:58,435 --> 00:08:00,002 Be strong, Lahiri. 234 00:08:00,036 --> 00:08:02,037 A woman's career and ambitions 235 00:08:02,072 --> 00:08:03,872 don't age well on a shelf. 236 00:08:03,907 --> 00:08:06,008 Put them away because you want to, 237 00:08:06,009 --> 00:08:08,377 but not because you think you have to. 238 00:08:08,411 --> 00:08:09,778 You're so wise. 239 00:08:09,813 --> 00:08:11,280 Why are you wasting time in medicine? 240 00:08:11,314 --> 00:08:14,049 You should be a life coach on the biggest loser. 241 00:08:14,084 --> 00:08:16,385 (Danny) You're home. Help me out with this tree. 242 00:08:16,419 --> 00:08:18,921 Hey, where's my Rihanna Christmas-tree topper? 243 00:08:18,955 --> 00:08:21,790 A Christmas tree is no place for exposed breasts. 244 00:08:21,825 --> 00:08:23,392 You're lucky I let you put up that wreath. 245 00:08:23,426 --> 00:08:25,260 Wreath Witherspoon? 246 00:08:25,261 --> 00:08:27,763 This is the nicest thing in your apartment. Mm-hmm. 247 00:08:27,797 --> 00:08:29,631 Hey, do you have Dr. Ledreau's phone number? 248 00:08:29,666 --> 00:08:31,000 You bet. Anyone dating my ma... 249 00:08:31,001 --> 00:08:32,634 I'm gonna do a full background check on that guy. 250 00:08:32,635 --> 00:08:34,770 I know what he eats for breakfast... 251 00:08:34,771 --> 00:08:36,572 Eggs. Why? Why do you want it? 252 00:08:36,606 --> 00:08:39,308 I am applying for a fellowship at Stanford. 253 00:08:39,309 --> 00:08:40,843 I want him to write my recommendation. 254 00:08:40,844 --> 00:08:42,144 I don't want to email with him, 'cause, you know, 255 00:08:42,145 --> 00:08:43,579 emailing with old people's such a nightmare. 256 00:08:43,613 --> 00:08:47,016 Wait. What did you say... "Stanford"? 257 00:08:47,017 --> 00:08:48,884 That's in California. 258 00:08:48,918 --> 00:08:50,753 It's not even the shallow, materialistic part 259 00:08:50,754 --> 00:08:51,820 you love so much. 260 00:08:51,821 --> 00:08:53,756 Why would you want to do that? What about us? 261 00:08:53,790 --> 00:08:55,290 Well, Danny, you're the only reason 262 00:08:55,291 --> 00:08:57,092 I considered not applying, but, you know, we're not married. 263 00:08:57,093 --> 00:08:58,293 We're not engaged. 264 00:08:58,294 --> 00:08:59,428 This is the only time I could go. 265 00:08:59,462 --> 00:09:01,130 It's a great opportunity for me. 266 00:09:01,131 --> 00:09:03,298 I would invite you, but the boys in the Castro... 267 00:09:03,299 --> 00:09:06,335 They would eat you alive. Yeah, they would. 268 00:09:06,369 --> 00:09:07,903 It's only eight months. 269 00:09:07,937 --> 00:09:12,274 I'll be back in time to ruin football season for you. 270 00:09:12,275 --> 00:09:14,276 Okay. Thank you. 271 00:09:14,310 --> 00:09:17,613 Eight months? 272 00:09:17,647 --> 00:09:19,381 (Peter) She's doing what? 273 00:09:19,416 --> 00:09:20,849 Why would Mindy go to Stanford? 274 00:09:20,850 --> 00:09:22,785 She hates not being the only Asian in the room. 275 00:09:22,819 --> 00:09:24,820 Yeah, but it's a great opportunity 276 00:09:24,821 --> 00:09:25,988 for her, okay? 277 00:09:25,989 --> 00:09:27,656 And like she said, we're not married. 278 00:09:27,691 --> 00:09:29,625 She said that to you? Yeah. 279 00:09:29,626 --> 00:09:31,160 Mindy doesn't want to go to Stanford. 280 00:09:31,161 --> 00:09:33,462 I'm sorry. I can't believe I missed this. What? 281 00:09:33,463 --> 00:09:35,264 Buddy, you're in a proposal trap. 282 00:09:35,298 --> 00:09:37,933 Stop! Look, Mindy's not gonna move from a blue state 283 00:09:37,934 --> 00:09:40,636 to an even bluer state just to get me to propose. 284 00:09:40,670 --> 00:09:42,271 We all read her diary. 285 00:09:42,272 --> 00:09:45,874 We know she wants to be engaged by Christmas. 286 00:09:47,577 --> 00:09:49,545 Oh, man. 287 00:09:49,579 --> 00:09:51,547 I'll have to pawn my grandmother's wheelchair 288 00:09:51,548 --> 00:09:53,015 to pay for it, but what a date. 289 00:09:53,016 --> 00:09:53,982 This is you. 290 00:09:54,017 --> 00:09:55,617 This is your apartment building. 291 00:09:55,652 --> 00:09:58,120 I had a great time with you tonight. Yeah. 292 00:09:58,154 --> 00:09:59,988 I kind of want to invite you upstairs, 293 00:09:59,989 --> 00:10:01,857 but I'm really embarrassed about my apartment. 294 00:10:01,891 --> 00:10:04,059 I live with my grandmother and 40 dogs. 295 00:10:04,094 --> 00:10:05,394 Come on up. Yeah! 296 00:10:05,428 --> 00:10:07,896 That's what I'm talking about. 297 00:10:07,931 --> 00:10:10,366 (Morgan) I don't get how hoarder is a bad thing. 298 00:10:10,400 --> 00:10:12,101 Why would you be embarrassed by this place? 299 00:10:12,102 --> 00:10:14,103 It's like living inside of a catalog. 300 00:10:14,104 --> 00:10:15,571 And you have a mountain of catalogs! 301 00:10:15,605 --> 00:10:18,674 I can't believe after all the stories I've heard, 302 00:10:18,708 --> 00:10:21,310 I slept with Peter Prentice. 303 00:10:21,344 --> 00:10:22,911 [Mouths word] 304 00:10:22,946 --> 00:10:24,813 (Ledreau) Ah, Danny. 305 00:10:24,848 --> 00:10:28,017 Say, I'm working on this recommendation for Dr. Lahiri, 306 00:10:28,018 --> 00:10:30,386 and I'm wondering if you know any adjectives 307 00:10:30,387 --> 00:10:31,487 other than "Indian." 308 00:10:31,521 --> 00:10:32,821 I'm stumped. 309 00:10:32,822 --> 00:10:34,723 You know what? Don't waste your energy, Dr. Ledreau. 310 00:10:34,724 --> 00:10:36,558 I don't think she's serious about Stanford. 311 00:10:36,593 --> 00:10:37,726 I'd prefer to please her, 312 00:10:37,727 --> 00:10:39,395 especially if there's a possibility 313 00:10:39,396 --> 00:10:41,664 of her following through on any of those threats. 314 00:10:41,698 --> 00:10:42,831 Look, Mindy gets excited, 315 00:10:42,832 --> 00:10:45,300 and she jumps into things for the wrong reasons. 316 00:10:45,301 --> 00:10:48,003 She ran for city council just to get more trans fats 317 00:10:48,004 --> 00:10:49,171 in her food, so... 318 00:10:49,205 --> 00:10:51,540 I see. 319 00:10:51,541 --> 00:10:54,443 Dan, you're a good man. Thank you, sir. 320 00:10:54,477 --> 00:10:57,646 Worried about Mindy's well-being. 321 00:10:57,647 --> 00:11:00,716 In my day, we didn't care about women's feelings. 322 00:11:00,717 --> 00:11:02,484 Are we better now? 323 00:11:02,485 --> 00:11:05,154 I don't know. Maybe. 324 00:11:05,155 --> 00:11:07,690 Regardless, no recommendation? 325 00:11:07,691 --> 00:11:09,958 I would say don't write it. 326 00:11:09,959 --> 00:11:11,527 It's fine. Yeah, it's fine. 327 00:11:11,528 --> 00:11:12,661 Got it. 328 00:11:16,015 --> 00:11:19,384 Dr. Reed, are people allowed to give toasts tonight? 329 00:11:19,385 --> 00:11:22,187 I have some heartfelt holiday thoughts. 330 00:11:22,221 --> 00:11:24,756 You know what, Beverly? That would be nice. 331 00:11:24,790 --> 00:11:28,593 I got some things to say about Israel. 332 00:11:28,627 --> 00:11:31,062 You brought this upon yourself. Rats. 333 00:11:31,097 --> 00:11:32,964 Let that be fair warning to you all. 334 00:11:32,965 --> 00:11:34,232 This is an elegant party. 335 00:11:34,266 --> 00:11:36,634 Riffraff shall not be tolerated. 336 00:11:36,669 --> 00:11:38,303 That said, have fun. 337 00:11:38,304 --> 00:11:41,372 Doc, the girl I'm dating thinks I am someone else, 338 00:11:41,407 --> 00:11:43,241 so I couldn't bring her. 339 00:11:43,275 --> 00:11:45,376 So I used my plus-one for cousin Lou. 340 00:11:45,377 --> 00:11:46,377 Whoa. 341 00:11:46,378 --> 00:11:47,812 Uh, I'm gonna need a plus-eight. 342 00:11:47,847 --> 00:11:49,280 God, I've got to get a doorman. 343 00:11:49,315 --> 00:11:50,782 Together, it's... it's ten. 344 00:11:50,816 --> 00:11:52,817 (Mindy) Oh, look, Dr. Ledreau just emailed. 345 00:11:52,818 --> 00:11:54,452 I bet it's my recommendation. 346 00:11:54,487 --> 00:11:56,821 God, I'm going to Palo Alto. 347 00:11:56,856 --> 00:11:59,090 I've never actually been that close to a billionaire 348 00:11:59,125 --> 00:12:00,391 in person before. 349 00:12:00,392 --> 00:12:01,526 Oh, no, Danny, do you think one of them 350 00:12:01,527 --> 00:12:02,761 might try to fifty shades of grey me? 351 00:12:02,795 --> 00:12:04,629 There's one shade of gray. 352 00:12:04,630 --> 00:12:06,030 Gray. 353 00:12:06,031 --> 00:12:07,799 Well, I'm gonna go read the letter. 354 00:12:07,800 --> 00:12:10,435 I'm so excited, I'm getting physically turned on! 355 00:12:10,469 --> 00:12:11,870 Okay. 356 00:12:11,871 --> 00:12:13,104 Oh, come on! Hey! 357 00:12:13,105 --> 00:12:14,205 Christmas hug. Hey, hey. 358 00:12:14,206 --> 00:12:15,273 Come here. Hey, merry Christmas 359 00:12:15,307 --> 00:12:16,778 (Danny) Hey, guys. Oh, kissing? 360 00:12:16,809 --> 00:12:20,345 Oh, the weather outside is frightful 361 00:12:20,346 --> 00:12:24,616 but the fire is so delightful 362 00:12:24,650 --> 00:12:26,117 Surprise! 363 00:12:26,118 --> 00:12:28,086 I hope it's okay that I'm here. 364 00:12:28,120 --> 00:12:29,587 Hi, I'm Jessica. 365 00:12:29,588 --> 00:12:31,556 Mm. Jessica Jessica? 366 00:12:31,557 --> 00:12:32,557 Mm-hmm. Yeah. Jessica. 367 00:12:32,558 --> 00:12:33,858 You need to come with me, 368 00:12:33,859 --> 00:12:37,195 because you never told me how the hobbit ends. 369 00:12:37,229 --> 00:12:38,530 So the girl Danny picked for me is dating you, 370 00:12:38,531 --> 00:12:39,731 but thinks you're me? 371 00:12:39,732 --> 00:12:41,766 Yes. It only took you 20 minutes to understand that. 372 00:12:41,767 --> 00:12:43,968 Please, help me. I'm fighting two urges here... 373 00:12:43,969 --> 00:12:45,703 Date a smart, beautiful woman I have earned 374 00:12:45,704 --> 00:12:47,238 through self-improvement 375 00:12:47,239 --> 00:12:48,773 or help a bro get a girl by lying. 376 00:12:48,808 --> 00:12:50,508 You should know we slept together. She's all yours, Peter. 377 00:12:50,509 --> 00:12:51,543 Thank you, Morgan. 378 00:12:51,577 --> 00:12:54,979 [Wham!'S last Christmas plays] 379 00:12:55,014 --> 00:12:57,449 Hey, you're missing the party. 380 00:12:57,450 --> 00:13:01,352 We rely on you to drink the eggnog. 381 00:13:01,387 --> 00:13:03,354 You okay? 382 00:13:03,389 --> 00:13:06,458 Dr. Ledreau didn't write my recommendation. 383 00:13:06,492 --> 00:13:08,560 Okay. 384 00:13:08,594 --> 00:13:10,829 It's because he thought... 385 00:13:10,830 --> 00:13:14,833 Other people were more deserving. 386 00:13:14,867 --> 00:13:17,802 Well, that sucks. 387 00:13:17,837 --> 00:13:19,504 I just... 388 00:13:19,505 --> 00:13:21,773 I just wish I knew what I did wrong. 389 00:13:21,774 --> 00:13:23,675 You didn't really want to go, did you? 390 00:13:23,709 --> 00:13:26,778 Of course I wanted to go, Danny. 391 00:13:26,779 --> 00:13:28,179 I wanted to go so badly 392 00:13:28,180 --> 00:13:30,017 that I was willing to be away from you. 393 00:13:34,086 --> 00:13:36,855 I was just excited to show people 394 00:13:36,856 --> 00:13:38,656 what I was capable of. 395 00:13:38,691 --> 00:13:41,292 But it doesn't matter. 396 00:13:41,293 --> 00:13:43,461 The deadline's over. It was stupid. 397 00:13:43,462 --> 00:13:46,798 Stanford will just be another dead professional dream, 398 00:13:46,799 --> 00:13:49,134 like being an astronaut 399 00:13:49,135 --> 00:13:51,302 or an African dictator. 400 00:13:51,303 --> 00:13:53,037 Okay, I need to be cheered up. 401 00:13:53,072 --> 00:13:55,607 Gonna go get some eggnog. 402 00:13:55,641 --> 00:13:58,777 [Door opens, closes] 403 00:13:58,811 --> 00:14:01,112 (Jessica) I'm so happy Danny set me up with Peter. 404 00:14:01,147 --> 00:14:02,547 Peter, I didn't know you were dating someone. 405 00:14:02,548 --> 00:14:04,048 That's great. 406 00:14:04,083 --> 00:14:07,385 It is great. It is great that I, Peter Prentice, 407 00:14:07,420 --> 00:14:08,720 has found someone. 408 00:14:08,754 --> 00:14:10,955 Yes. Yes, you did, Dr. Prentice. 409 00:14:10,956 --> 00:14:11,990 And I am 410 00:14:11,991 --> 00:14:14,526 Dr. One, Two, Three, Four, Five... 411 00:14:14,560 --> 00:14:16,094 What? Shh. 412 00:14:16,128 --> 00:14:17,095 Could I, uh, maybe... 413 00:14:17,129 --> 00:14:18,696 Speak to the two of you real quick? 414 00:14:18,697 --> 00:14:20,498 [Whispering] She thinks that I am Morgan and that Morgan is me. 415 00:14:20,499 --> 00:14:21,900 So we're just gonna play along, okay? 416 00:14:21,901 --> 00:14:23,668 No, no, Peter, this is... Fun. 417 00:14:23,669 --> 00:14:24,803 Fun. It's lots of fun. 418 00:14:24,804 --> 00:14:26,137 Thank you. Yeah. 419 00:14:26,138 --> 00:14:27,272 (Morgan) Hey. Hi. 420 00:14:27,273 --> 00:14:28,993 Everyone good? Yeah. 421 00:14:29,008 --> 00:14:30,008 Yeah. 422 00:14:30,009 --> 00:14:33,011 [Concert violin music] 423 00:14:33,012 --> 00:14:37,749 424 00:14:37,783 --> 00:14:40,785 [Music stops] Everyone, excuse me, I have something to say. 425 00:14:40,820 --> 00:14:42,754 Sorry. This will only take, like, 45 minutes. 426 00:14:42,788 --> 00:14:45,623 Danny, this year, I was lucky enough 427 00:14:45,624 --> 00:14:47,559 to have you for secret Santa. 428 00:14:47,560 --> 00:14:49,294 I may not have a fellowship, 429 00:14:49,295 --> 00:14:53,665 but I do have a "fellow" with whom I share the "ship"... 430 00:14:53,666 --> 00:14:56,000 Oh, man. I'm just gonna press play. 431 00:14:56,035 --> 00:14:58,803 [Ragtime piano music] 432 00:14:58,838 --> 00:15:00,905 433 00:15:00,906 --> 00:15:01,906 [Car horn honks] 434 00:15:01,907 --> 00:15:03,308 (Mindy) The year was 1974. 435 00:15:03,309 --> 00:15:05,810 In a tiny catholic hospital in Staten Island, 436 00:15:05,811 --> 00:15:08,115 Daniel Allen Castellano entered the world. 437 00:15:08,147 --> 00:15:10,448 Danny was a wonderful baby. 438 00:15:10,483 --> 00:15:12,083 That's my ma. 439 00:15:12,118 --> 00:15:14,419 He's gonna make some catholic woman a wonderful husband. 440 00:15:14,420 --> 00:15:15,653 (Mindy) Okay, cut. 441 00:15:15,688 --> 00:15:18,623 Through the years, Danny overcame such obstacles 442 00:15:18,624 --> 00:15:22,093 as poverty, sizeism, and skank addiction 443 00:15:22,094 --> 00:15:23,862 to graduate from medical school. 444 00:15:23,896 --> 00:15:25,530 Uh, what do I say about Dr. C? 445 00:15:25,564 --> 00:15:27,866 He makes me want to be a better nurse. 446 00:15:27,900 --> 00:15:29,300 I mean, imagine that... 447 00:15:29,301 --> 00:15:32,036 Me, Morgan tookers, a great nurse, 448 00:15:32,071 --> 00:15:34,806 wanting to be an even better nurse. 449 00:15:34,840 --> 00:15:37,895 Dr. C... Well, he's a way better doctor than me. 450 00:15:37,910 --> 00:15:38,910 Oh, boy. 451 00:15:38,911 --> 00:15:40,311 What the hell is going on? 452 00:15:40,312 --> 00:15:42,147 Your name is Morgan? 453 00:15:42,181 --> 00:15:44,682 He's also an ex-con who lives with his grandma. 454 00:15:44,717 --> 00:15:46,684 Damn it! How did you get out? 455 00:15:46,719 --> 00:15:47,685 I wiggled. 456 00:15:47,720 --> 00:15:50,488 Jess, Jess, I want to... 457 00:15:50,523 --> 00:15:53,792 What can I say about Danny? 458 00:15:53,793 --> 00:15:55,126 He's my best friend. 459 00:15:55,161 --> 00:15:57,195 (Both) What? 460 00:15:57,196 --> 00:15:58,296 Meant every word, pal. 461 00:15:58,330 --> 00:16:00,298 I have to go find Jessica. 462 00:16:00,299 --> 00:16:01,533 Excuse me. 463 00:16:01,567 --> 00:16:03,635 Danny and I... We used to hate each other. 464 00:16:03,636 --> 00:16:05,036 Over time, that changed, 465 00:16:05,071 --> 00:16:07,572 but it wasn't until I went to Haiti 466 00:16:07,606 --> 00:16:09,974 and I got this letter that I realized how much. 467 00:16:10,009 --> 00:16:11,476 [Clears throat] 468 00:16:11,477 --> 00:16:14,512 "Mindy, I'm still surprised that you like getting these letters. 469 00:16:14,547 --> 00:16:16,548 "But I'm glad, because I like writing them. 470 00:16:16,582 --> 00:16:18,483 "I wouldn't say I miss you, 471 00:16:18,484 --> 00:16:20,919 "but it hasn't been the same without you here. 472 00:16:20,953 --> 00:16:23,855 "Fine. I miss you, but don't let it go to your head. 473 00:16:23,889 --> 00:16:26,224 Your friend, Dan." 474 00:16:26,258 --> 00:16:28,326 Guess what. 475 00:16:28,327 --> 00:16:30,028 It went to my head. 476 00:16:31,831 --> 00:16:34,399 Over the years, Danny has sent me many letters 477 00:16:34,433 --> 00:16:37,635 appreciating my work... All very kind... 478 00:16:37,636 --> 00:16:39,337 Some too kind... 479 00:16:39,338 --> 00:16:41,873 In a way that chilled me to the bone. 480 00:16:41,874 --> 00:16:44,743 He wanted me to make a film about Staten Island. 481 00:16:44,744 --> 00:16:47,178 It was adorable coming from a little kid. 482 00:16:47,179 --> 00:16:48,446 But the letters didn't stop. 483 00:16:48,481 --> 00:16:52,083 By 1998, I was like, "get a life, nerd." 484 00:16:52,118 --> 00:16:54,052 But still, the letters came. 485 00:16:54,053 --> 00:16:56,020 He hated it. 486 00:16:56,021 --> 00:16:58,356 Uh, I-I liked it. 487 00:16:58,357 --> 00:17:00,258 I thought we had good on-screen chemistry, 488 00:17:00,259 --> 00:17:02,727 which makes me think that we would bang good. 489 00:17:02,728 --> 00:17:04,129 God. 490 00:17:06,165 --> 00:17:09,167 [Women breathing heavily] 491 00:17:10,002 --> 00:17:11,202 Ma. 492 00:17:11,203 --> 00:17:12,303 What? 493 00:17:12,304 --> 00:17:13,872 I need your engagement ring. 494 00:17:15,459 --> 00:17:16,860 Ma, I didn't know what I was doing 495 00:17:16,861 --> 00:17:18,128 when I tanked her fellowship. 496 00:17:18,129 --> 00:17:19,872 Proposing is the only way to make things right. 497 00:17:19,897 --> 00:17:20,897 How? 498 00:17:20,898 --> 00:17:23,099 No, no, Danny, you want to make it right? 499 00:17:23,100 --> 00:17:24,868 You got to get Mindy what she really wants. 500 00:17:24,869 --> 00:17:26,837 I don't know, ma. A boob job? 501 00:17:26,838 --> 00:17:29,606 She'll go too big, and I'll never get the shape I want. 502 00:17:29,640 --> 00:17:32,742 No, you gagoot, you got to try to get her into that fellowship. 503 00:17:32,777 --> 00:17:36,479 Ma, of course. Get her into the fellowship. 504 00:17:36,514 --> 00:17:38,348 You're right. She's always right. 505 00:17:38,349 --> 00:17:40,450 Ma, if I could marry you, I would. 506 00:17:40,485 --> 00:17:41,936 You stop being weird. Go. 507 00:17:41,953 --> 00:17:43,253 Okay. Go. Go. 508 00:17:43,287 --> 00:17:44,788 Jessica! 509 00:17:44,789 --> 00:17:46,790 I'm sorry! 510 00:17:46,791 --> 00:17:48,692 I didn't mean to deceive you... 511 00:17:48,726 --> 00:17:51,228 Except for the part about me not understanding 512 00:17:51,229 --> 00:17:52,295 what dogs are saying. 513 00:17:52,296 --> 00:17:55,165 I do. That is true. 514 00:17:55,199 --> 00:17:56,199 Jessica! 515 00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:57,300 What are you doing here? 516 00:17:57,335 --> 00:18:01,304 Uh... 517 00:18:01,305 --> 00:18:03,340 Just chillin'. 518 00:18:03,374 --> 00:18:06,843 [Sighs] No, I came here to see you. 519 00:18:06,878 --> 00:18:09,479 I didn't know that you thought I was Peter 520 00:18:09,480 --> 00:18:10,814 until the date was over. 521 00:18:10,848 --> 00:18:12,649 I don't know. I'm a mess. 522 00:18:12,650 --> 00:18:14,718 I just bought a 50-pound bag of kitty litter. 523 00:18:14,719 --> 00:18:15,852 I don't even have a cat. 524 00:18:15,887 --> 00:18:17,888 I literally don't have room in my life 525 00:18:17,889 --> 00:18:19,456 for a boyfriend I can't trust. 526 00:18:19,490 --> 00:18:23,226 Okay, I don't want to be your boyfriend... 527 00:18:23,261 --> 00:18:24,694 Yet... 528 00:18:24,695 --> 00:18:25,695 'Cause I don't deserve it. 529 00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:27,864 I just want us to start over, 530 00:18:27,865 --> 00:18:29,032 from the beginning... 531 00:18:29,066 --> 00:18:33,103 Just two strangers, deeply in love with each other... 532 00:18:33,104 --> 00:18:36,273 And just see where that goes. 533 00:18:36,274 --> 00:18:38,575 Total honesty? 534 00:18:38,576 --> 00:18:40,677 Total honesty. 535 00:18:43,814 --> 00:18:46,082 Total honesty? 536 00:18:46,117 --> 00:18:47,684 I farted. 537 00:18:47,718 --> 00:18:49,219 Why don't we go with partial honesty? 538 00:18:49,253 --> 00:18:50,387 Okay. 539 00:18:52,523 --> 00:18:55,425 Hey, Lauren. Hey. 540 00:18:55,459 --> 00:18:57,394 Before you go, I just wanted to give you this. 541 00:18:57,428 --> 00:19:01,031 I know Henry's a big fan of trucks, 542 00:19:01,065 --> 00:19:02,332 so I got him a truck. 543 00:19:02,333 --> 00:19:03,867 Thank you so much. 544 00:19:03,868 --> 00:19:05,202 Yeah, yeah. No problem. 545 00:19:05,203 --> 00:19:06,369 Merry Christmas. 546 00:19:06,404 --> 00:19:08,405 Well, technically, it's happy Hanukkah. 547 00:19:08,439 --> 00:19:09,473 Oh, that's right! 548 00:19:09,474 --> 00:19:11,208 I forgot that you were a fellow soldier. 549 00:19:11,242 --> 00:19:12,209 (Both) In the war on Christmas. 550 00:19:12,243 --> 00:19:14,044 Yeah, you hate Christmas, I forgot. 551 00:19:14,078 --> 00:19:15,445 [Elevator bell beeps] 552 00:19:15,446 --> 00:19:17,113 Well, happy new year. 553 00:19:17,148 --> 00:19:18,482 Happy new year. Good night. 554 00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:24,654 (Jean) When people start to come, 555 00:19:24,655 --> 00:19:27,224 we're going to be very, very still. 556 00:19:27,258 --> 00:19:29,159 Dr. Castellano? 557 00:19:29,160 --> 00:19:30,494 What are you doing here? 558 00:19:30,495 --> 00:19:31,862 What's this? 559 00:19:31,863 --> 00:19:33,563 Are all the men from your church still at the office? 560 00:19:33,564 --> 00:19:34,531 No. 561 00:19:34,565 --> 00:19:36,867 This is an all-female, living nativity. 562 00:19:36,901 --> 00:19:38,668 Everybody? Yeah. 563 00:19:38,669 --> 00:19:41,505 The Shepherds? 564 00:19:41,506 --> 00:19:43,039 The little drummer boy? 565 00:19:43,074 --> 00:19:45,242 No men allowed. You're ruining it. 566 00:19:45,276 --> 00:19:46,576 Aren't you cute? 567 00:19:46,611 --> 00:19:47,811 Why are you even here? 568 00:19:47,812 --> 00:19:49,946 Sorry. Look, I got Mindy's application... 569 00:19:49,947 --> 00:19:52,916 Three recommendations, and I wrote the last one. 570 00:19:52,950 --> 00:19:57,521 Well, that is very unselfish of you, Dr. Castellano. 571 00:19:57,522 --> 00:19:59,623 Are those the three wise women? 572 00:19:59,657 --> 00:20:00,991 Yes. 573 00:20:01,025 --> 00:20:02,359 Okay, I got to get out of here. 574 00:20:02,360 --> 00:20:04,161 This is basically witchcraft. 575 00:20:04,195 --> 00:20:05,328 What is wrong with you? 576 00:20:05,363 --> 00:20:06,830 (Morgan) Mmm, mmm. 577 00:20:06,864 --> 00:20:09,633 Oh, what is this? It's very hot. 578 00:20:09,667 --> 00:20:11,635 Let's get down to business. [Door opens] 579 00:20:11,669 --> 00:20:13,470 How much am I getting paid for this? 580 00:20:13,471 --> 00:20:15,172 (Mindy) You will be paid nothing, Morgan. 581 00:20:15,173 --> 00:20:16,406 Don't stop it, I loved it. 582 00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:19,109 Yeah? You love it so much that you left the party early? 583 00:20:19,143 --> 00:20:20,177 [Sighs] 584 00:20:20,211 --> 00:20:24,047 I left the party early... 585 00:20:24,048 --> 00:20:25,448 To get this. 586 00:20:30,788 --> 00:20:35,158 "Dear officers of the admissions committee... 587 00:20:35,159 --> 00:20:36,927 "Doctors are competitive. 588 00:20:36,928 --> 00:20:38,528 Doctors are selfish." 589 00:20:38,529 --> 00:20:40,497 (Danny, narrating) "Doctors tend to think of compassion 590 00:20:40,498 --> 00:20:42,465 "as a liability, not an asset, 591 00:20:42,466 --> 00:20:44,034 "which is what makes Dr. Mindy Lahiri 592 00:20:44,035 --> 00:20:48,238 "so truly exceptional among her peers. 593 00:20:48,272 --> 00:20:50,440 "Her passion to help is a constant reminder 594 00:20:50,441 --> 00:20:54,044 "of why we all first wanted to practice medicine. 595 00:20:54,045 --> 00:20:58,148 "Of all her skills, her most impressive 596 00:20:58,149 --> 00:21:02,686 "is her single-minded devotion to those in her care. 597 00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:05,188 "Her only flaw that I can think of"... 598 00:21:07,225 --> 00:21:09,759 "Is that sometimes she doesn't realize 599 00:21:09,760 --> 00:21:11,862 what a great doctor she really is." 600 00:21:11,863 --> 00:21:13,196 What does it say? 601 00:21:13,197 --> 00:21:14,197 I got in. 602 00:21:14,198 --> 00:21:15,866 You got in? You got in? 603 00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:17,501 You got in? Ah! 604 00:21:17,502 --> 00:21:20,203 "Sincerely, Dr. Dan Castellano." 605 00:21:22,573 --> 00:21:25,509 Merry Christmas, babe. 606 00:21:25,510 --> 00:21:28,512 [The Grateful Dead's Ripple playing] 607 00:21:28,513 --> 00:21:29,786 608 00:21:29,787 --> 00:21:35,817 Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD www.addic7ed.com/ 609 00:21:35,867 --> 00:21:40,417 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 43754

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