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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,460 --> 00:00:03,930 [Speaking Japanese] 2 00:00:30,710 --> 00:00:32,350 Would somebody please tell me what the [bleep] 3 00:00:32,360 --> 00:00:34,480 These Japanese cowboys are all about? 4 00:00:34,940 --> 00:00:38,399 ? 5 00:00:38,400 --> 00:00:39,689 Nate: I told you the town was this way. 6 00:00:39,690 --> 00:00:41,020 I looks like a ghost town. 7 00:00:41,500 --> 00:00:43,270 No, I saw people from the plane. 8 00:00:43,580 --> 00:00:45,879 - It's really creepy. - Yeah, well, it's shelter, 9 00:00:45,880 --> 00:00:48,329 so just stop being so negative, please. 10 00:00:48,330 --> 00:00:50,569 Sorry. My first plane crash and drug trip 11 00:00:50,570 --> 00:00:52,619 must be affecting my positivity somehow. 12 00:00:52,620 --> 00:00:53,880 You know what, man... 13 00:00:55,480 --> 00:00:58,350 Hello?! Anybody here?! 14 00:00:59,390 --> 00:01:02,649 Hello! Anyone? 15 00:01:02,650 --> 00:01:05,350 Hello! We need help! 16 00:01:07,730 --> 00:01:09,040 Hello! 17 00:01:10,220 --> 00:01:13,280 - Oh! Hey! Hey! - Oh! Hey! 18 00:01:13,290 --> 00:01:15,359 - Hi! We're so lost! - Hi, how are you? 19 00:01:15,360 --> 00:01:17,470 Thank God. Oh, my God. 20 00:01:17,570 --> 00:01:19,979 - Oh! - Whoa, whoa! Gun down! 21 00:01:19,980 --> 00:01:21,779 - Please! - Reach for the sky. 22 00:01:21,780 --> 00:01:23,189 We'll reach, okay, okay! 23 00:01:23,190 --> 00:01:25,349 Please, please, we mean you no harm! 24 00:01:25,350 --> 00:01:26,629 Robin: We were just... we were in a plane crash, 25 00:01:26,630 --> 00:01:28,440 and we're super lost. We just need help. 26 00:01:28,510 --> 00:01:30,339 Please, man! We got children. Don't do this! 27 00:01:30,340 --> 00:01:31,529 Stop right there. 28 00:01:31,530 --> 00:01:33,140 We're stopped, we're not walking any further. 29 00:01:33,150 --> 00:01:34,619 Yeah, please just put the gun down! 30 00:01:34,620 --> 00:01:37,559 This town ain't big enough for the two of us. 31 00:01:37,560 --> 00:01:38,530 Can he see us? 32 00:01:40,260 --> 00:01:41,769 Put the gun down, we will walk 33 00:01:41,770 --> 00:01:43,309 right out of this town right now. 34 00:01:43,310 --> 00:01:45,289 There's a snake in my boot. 35 00:01:45,290 --> 00:01:46,770 - What? - What? 36 00:01:47,110 --> 00:01:48,879 - I told you there were snakes out here. - Shh! 37 00:01:48,880 --> 00:01:50,650 Hold on. Guys, something's not right about this. 38 00:01:50,680 --> 00:01:52,349 Does this guy have "Andy" written on the bottom of his boot? 39 00:01:52,350 --> 00:01:53,590 Stop talking. 40 00:01:53,620 --> 00:01:55,199 To infinity... 41 00:01:55,200 --> 00:01:56,239 What?... 42 00:01:56,240 --> 00:01:57,500 And beyond! 43 00:01:58,590 --> 00:01:59,790 Go ahead... 44 00:01:59,800 --> 00:02:00,550 Whoa, whoa! 45 00:02:00,551 --> 00:02:03,489 - Make my day. - That's not even from a Western. 46 00:02:03,490 --> 00:02:07,889 Whoa. Oh, whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa! Everybody guns down! 47 00:02:07,890 --> 00:02:09,849 Please! We are just a family! 48 00:02:09,850 --> 00:02:11,209 We mean you no harm. 49 00:02:11,210 --> 00:02:14,740 [Speaking Japanese] 50 00:02:17,340 --> 00:02:19,079 [Scoffs, laughs] 51 00:02:19,080 --> 00:02:20,419 Reach for the sky! 52 00:02:20,420 --> 00:02:22,850 Okay, we're reached, we're reached! 53 00:02:22,880 --> 00:02:27,049 ? 54 00:02:27,050 --> 00:02:27,730 Okay. 55 00:02:28,540 --> 00:02:30,769 On my mark, you run over there, protect the children. 56 00:02:30,770 --> 00:02:33,490 - Wh-What are you gonna do? - What I always do. 57 00:02:33,530 --> 00:02:34,760 Oh, God, don't say "get some." 58 00:02:34,790 --> 00:02:36,100 Please don't get some. Please don't get some. 59 00:02:36,200 --> 00:02:37,299 Please don't get some. Please don't get some! 60 00:02:37,300 --> 00:02:38,300 Get some! Go! 61 00:02:39,700 --> 00:02:47,370 ? 62 00:02:47,410 --> 00:02:48,450 [Screams] 63 00:02:49,220 --> 00:02:51,159 Oh, my God! I just killed somebody! 64 00:02:51,160 --> 00:02:52,480 Great! Kill more! 65 00:02:53,810 --> 00:02:54,740 Ugh! 66 00:02:55,300 --> 00:02:56,410 Oh! [Grunts] 67 00:02:58,340 --> 00:03:00,480 Reach for the sk... 68 00:03:01,140 --> 00:03:03,650 [Chuckling] 69 00:03:04,350 --> 00:03:06,150 Delilah, no! 70 00:03:06,180 --> 00:03:10,320 ? 71 00:03:10,350 --> 00:03:11,820 What is happening?! 72 00:03:15,260 --> 00:03:18,490 [Speaking Japanese] 73 00:03:18,530 --> 00:03:19,960 [Laughs] 74 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:22,100 Go big or go home. 75 00:03:22,130 --> 00:03:24,370 [Speaking Japanese] 76 00:03:27,260 --> 00:03:28,940 They're dying, but they're not bleeding. 77 00:03:28,970 --> 00:03:30,140 What are they? 78 00:03:30,170 --> 00:03:31,710 - Zombies. - Cosplayers. 79 00:03:32,210 --> 00:03:34,540 - [Gunshots, shouting] - Babe. 80 00:03:34,550 --> 00:03:37,379 Babe, get out of the road! You're gonna get shot! 81 00:03:37,380 --> 00:03:40,080 - Sweetheart, they're blanks. - What?! 82 00:03:40,210 --> 00:03:43,149 It's a bunch of Pacific Rim LARPers playing dress-up. 83 00:03:43,150 --> 00:03:44,030 What are you talking about? 84 00:03:44,030 --> 00:03:44,730 LARPers. 85 00:03:44,731 --> 00:03:45,979 I don't know what that means?! 86 00:03:45,980 --> 00:03:47,279 Live action role-playing. 87 00:03:47,280 --> 00:03:49,280 Oh, you think this is role-playing?! 88 00:03:50,090 --> 00:03:51,519 I don't think so, sister! 89 00:03:51,520 --> 00:03:54,730 [Groaning] 90 00:03:54,760 --> 00:03:55,570 See? 91 00:03:56,410 --> 00:03:58,380 [Speaks Japanese] 92 00:03:58,390 --> 00:03:59,440 Oh, shit. 93 00:04:00,370 --> 00:04:03,000 [All groaning] 94 00:04:03,040 --> 00:04:05,210 I guess I killed that guy like 10 times. 95 00:04:05,600 --> 00:04:08,240 ? Somewhere behind the mountains ? 96 00:04:08,270 --> 00:04:11,740 ? There is a place I'm thinkin' ? 97 00:04:11,780 --> 00:04:13,220 [Distorted music plays] 98 00:04:13,820 --> 00:04:17,030 Synced and corrected by hawken45 for www.addic7ed.com 99 00:04:17,540 --> 00:04:19,410 Hey, Delilah, shoot me with the gun. 100 00:04:19,770 --> 00:04:20,610 [Gunshot] 101 00:04:20,850 --> 00:04:22,460 Ah... Ah... Aah! 102 00:04:23,580 --> 00:04:25,430 This is the best vacation ever! 103 00:04:25,790 --> 00:04:31,060 ? 104 00:04:31,620 --> 00:04:32,809 [Laughs] 105 00:04:32,810 --> 00:04:35,560 [Speaking Japanese] 106 00:04:36,410 --> 00:04:38,129 So what is this place? 107 00:04:38,130 --> 00:04:41,209 Well, for about three years now, Mr. Tanaka and his associates 108 00:04:41,210 --> 00:04:43,379 have been coming up here for a few weeks out of the year 109 00:04:43,380 --> 00:04:45,569 to live out their favorite cowboy movies. 110 00:04:45,570 --> 00:04:46,729 Isn't that something? 111 00:04:46,730 --> 00:04:48,820 It's... It's kind of awesome. I got to admit. 112 00:04:48,830 --> 00:04:52,579 You know, all the guns and the dresses, they're just... 113 00:04:52,580 --> 00:04:55,249 Everything looks and feels so real. 114 00:04:55,250 --> 00:04:56,329 Oh, thank you. 115 00:04:56,330 --> 00:04:59,269 I mean, we take a lot of pride in being period correct. 116 00:04:59,270 --> 00:05:02,359 Without the danger, of course. It's all just make believe. 117 00:05:02,360 --> 00:05:04,790 Oh, okay, so you're not actually a prostitute. 118 00:05:04,800 --> 00:05:06,070 - Babe! - I'm just saying, 119 00:05:06,080 --> 00:05:08,399 she's not actually available for sexual services, 120 00:05:08,400 --> 00:05:10,290 so stop looking at her like she is. 121 00:05:10,300 --> 00:05:11,060 I'm not. 122 00:05:11,061 --> 00:05:13,910 Listen, we need to get out of here. How do we do that? 123 00:05:14,050 --> 00:05:17,900 Uh, well, we have a shuttle leaving for Fairbanks in two days. 124 00:05:17,940 --> 00:05:19,559 I mean, you and your family are... 125 00:05:19,560 --> 00:05:20,939 No, no, no, no, that's... that's not soon enough. 126 00:05:20,940 --> 00:05:22,570 - Do you have a radio? - Babe! 127 00:05:22,580 --> 00:05:24,259 - What? - Cool down, she's being nice. 128 00:05:24,260 --> 00:05:26,279 She needs to put on a sweater. 129 00:05:26,280 --> 00:05:27,719 She does not. 130 00:05:27,720 --> 00:05:30,660 Do not let her ruin your authenticity. 131 00:05:31,270 --> 00:05:32,999 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 132 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:36,379 Um, Mr. Tanaka has offered up his cabin. It's up on the hill. 133 00:05:36,380 --> 00:05:39,560 And there are clothes, and you can take a bath... 134 00:05:39,990 --> 00:05:41,739 which it looks like you sorely need. 135 00:05:41,740 --> 00:05:43,789 She does. And thank you again for everything. 136 00:05:43,790 --> 00:05:47,399 For all of it. Like, just thank you so, so much. 137 00:05:47,400 --> 00:05:51,440 Aw. Well, I would politely ask that you stay out of the town center. 138 00:05:51,900 --> 00:05:55,410 Because we have crafted another high noon duel at 3:00 P.M. 139 00:05:55,420 --> 00:05:56,889 The boys are gonna fight the Pinkertons. 140 00:05:56,890 --> 00:05:58,439 Come to collect for the banks. 141 00:05:58,440 --> 00:06:00,220 [Both laugh] 142 00:06:00,250 --> 00:06:01,860 Fun fact about the Pinkertons... 143 00:06:01,890 --> 00:06:04,030 Oh, do we look like we give a shit about American history? 144 00:06:04,060 --> 00:06:06,390 We're not Japanese. Come on, let's go. 145 00:06:06,430 --> 00:06:12,700 ? 146 00:06:12,730 --> 00:06:15,570 We should really talk about what we're gonna do. 147 00:06:15,600 --> 00:06:18,210 We did already. We're gonna turn ourselves in. Right? 148 00:06:18,240 --> 00:06:21,210 I'm gonna pretend I don't know anything and act like I'm a big, dumb idiot 149 00:06:21,240 --> 00:06:23,080 that doesn't know how things work. 150 00:06:25,710 --> 00:06:27,250 He's really good with a gun, huh? 151 00:06:27,450 --> 00:06:29,550 - Nice shooting, boy! - I know about all that. 152 00:06:29,580 --> 00:06:31,420 But once we're past all the legal shit, 153 00:06:31,450 --> 00:06:33,420 you know, we just put these kids through so much. 154 00:06:33,450 --> 00:06:34,919 They don't deserve this life. 155 00:06:34,920 --> 00:06:38,380 I mean, I'm doing the same thing to them that my dad did to me. 156 00:06:39,070 --> 00:06:41,060 I'm gonna wake up one day, and they're just gonna be gone. 157 00:06:41,090 --> 00:06:44,700 Mnh-mnh. No way, man. This family is due for a win. 158 00:06:44,730 --> 00:06:47,100 This family doesn't get wins. We don't even get ties. 159 00:06:48,440 --> 00:06:50,900 At least when I was being developmentally neglected, 160 00:06:50,940 --> 00:06:52,770 we stayed in fancy French hotels. 161 00:06:52,810 --> 00:06:55,170 This, we're just, you know, on the run in... 162 00:06:56,480 --> 00:06:57,940 Like, wow, that's smooth. 163 00:06:58,050 --> 00:06:59,200 - Right? - Yeah. 164 00:07:00,080 --> 00:07:01,480 Yeah, and these are my babies, you know? 165 00:07:01,520 --> 00:07:03,750 - Mm-hmm. - And I'm... I'm forcing them. 166 00:07:03,790 --> 00:07:05,140 I'm forcing them to... 167 00:07:05,920 --> 00:07:07,110 Is it made of butter? 168 00:07:07,290 --> 00:07:08,959 - It's really... - It's so good. 169 00:07:08,960 --> 00:07:09,790 Really, really good. 170 00:07:09,800 --> 00:07:13,090 I'll take this over a fancy, snooty French hotel any day. 171 00:07:13,130 --> 00:07:14,409 It's like a firm handshake. 172 00:07:14,410 --> 00:07:17,610 Mm. Like a successful merger. 173 00:07:17,620 --> 00:07:18,360 Mm. 174 00:07:19,240 --> 00:07:20,090 Get some. 175 00:07:21,840 --> 00:07:23,369 I guess we could do worse. 176 00:07:23,370 --> 00:07:25,610 - We could do way worse. - Yeah. Hey, kids? 177 00:07:25,970 --> 00:07:29,070 Kids?! Don't go away. Come back. Mommy needs a hug. 178 00:07:29,710 --> 00:07:32,480 Yeah, it's probably best you don't kiss them and hug them 179 00:07:32,510 --> 00:07:34,780 while you're naked and drunk in a hot tub. 180 00:07:34,820 --> 00:07:36,250 I'm not drunk yet. 181 00:07:36,280 --> 00:07:37,840 Right, well... you will be. 182 00:07:38,730 --> 00:07:39,680 You will be. 183 00:07:42,360 --> 00:07:44,490 Okay, so, Bill, you're gonna jump out of the barrel. 184 00:07:44,520 --> 00:07:46,260 And you better have worked up that Irish accent. 185 00:07:46,290 --> 00:07:48,360 Oh, we've been doing this show for three years now. 186 00:07:48,400 --> 00:07:50,770 We haven't got anything better than the barrel surprise? 187 00:07:50,800 --> 00:07:53,370 Do you have a better dramatic entrance planned for us, Bill?! 188 00:07:53,400 --> 00:07:54,800 'Cause I'd love to see that! 189 00:07:54,840 --> 00:07:58,340 [Trumpet plays "Dixie" over loudspeaker] 190 00:08:00,240 --> 00:08:02,580 Can that be any more anachronistic, Bill? 191 00:08:02,670 --> 00:08:06,650 ? 192 00:08:07,750 --> 00:08:11,000 Oh, God. Jesus Christ. 193 00:08:11,080 --> 00:08:13,980 - This is a goddamn ghost town! - No, they're here. 194 00:08:14,010 --> 00:08:16,320 No, there is literally no one here. 195 00:08:16,350 --> 00:08:18,790 Hey, hey, Robin Randall! Robin Randall, are you here? 196 00:08:18,820 --> 00:08:20,620 - Robin Randall! - Oh, my God! 197 00:08:20,650 --> 00:08:24,339 This is the Alaskan Free State Battalion, 1st Mountain Division. 198 00:08:24,340 --> 00:08:25,860 I'm General Mark. 199 00:08:25,890 --> 00:08:28,280 Joining me is Driver General Kevin 200 00:08:29,240 --> 00:08:30,880 and Maps General Carol. 201 00:08:31,480 --> 00:08:34,860 Surrender peacefully and we'll spare your lives. 202 00:08:36,010 --> 00:08:38,290 I hate you so much. 203 00:08:40,240 --> 00:08:43,739 So what if we did live in this magic whiskey old West-ville? 204 00:08:43,740 --> 00:08:45,079 What would we do? 205 00:08:45,080 --> 00:08:48,350 Well, probably start every day with one of these... 206 00:08:48,840 --> 00:08:50,790 oh! Amazing sex baths. 207 00:08:51,540 --> 00:08:53,500 And then, I don't know, split wood. 208 00:08:54,410 --> 00:08:56,870 - What would I do? - You'd be splitting wood. 209 00:08:56,990 --> 00:09:00,049 I'll be inside, showering off all the dirt from the sex bath. 210 00:09:00,050 --> 00:09:01,730 Oh, you know, we could make candles. 211 00:09:01,760 --> 00:09:02,799 That sounds like something people 212 00:09:02,800 --> 00:09:05,070 - who lost their shit would do, right? - Yeah, I guess so. 213 00:09:05,080 --> 00:09:06,900 - How do you even make candles? - What are you talking about? 214 00:09:06,930 --> 00:09:08,469 You melt other candles and make them out of those? 215 00:09:08,470 --> 00:09:09,659 Where do you get those candles? 216 00:09:09,660 --> 00:09:11,110 - Other candles. - But then where do you... 217 00:09:11,140 --> 00:09:13,559 - Let's go. - No, get out, get out!! 218 00:09:13,560 --> 00:09:15,040 Out? I'm already outside. 219 00:09:15,080 --> 00:09:16,710 We have to run! The heat's here! 220 00:09:16,740 --> 00:09:18,259 I told you this family doesn't get wins. 221 00:09:18,260 --> 00:09:19,310 No, we're not running. 222 00:09:19,380 --> 00:09:20,999 I'm not giving you guys the life my dad gave me. 223 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:22,860 We're stopping right now. 224 00:09:26,060 --> 00:09:27,299 Are you guys still having sex? 225 00:09:27,300 --> 00:09:28,180 No! 226 00:09:29,130 --> 00:09:29,750 Yes. 227 00:09:34,340 --> 00:09:43,910 ? 228 00:09:44,720 --> 00:09:46,470 Ma'am, is that them? 229 00:09:46,970 --> 00:09:50,280 It's them. Stop right there! Put your hands in the air! 230 00:09:50,310 --> 00:09:52,410 - Really? Are we doing this? - He's got a gun, General. 231 00:09:52,450 --> 00:09:55,250 Thank you, General. General, what should we do? 232 00:09:55,280 --> 00:09:56,880 Drop your weapon, or I will take you out! 233 00:09:56,920 --> 00:09:59,390 - No one is taking anyone out. - They're fake. 234 00:09:59,420 --> 00:10:01,320 Yeah, the don't know that. Why did you put that on? 235 00:10:01,360 --> 00:10:04,060 Because it looks stupid without the guns, okay? 236 00:10:04,090 --> 00:10:05,459 It looked like a double fanny pack. 237 00:10:05,460 --> 00:10:07,630 Drop you goddamn weapons! 238 00:10:07,660 --> 00:10:09,910 All three of you turds stop talking right now. 239 00:10:09,920 --> 00:10:11,419 Sorry, ma'am. General's orders. 240 00:10:11,420 --> 00:10:12,509 That's right, General. 241 00:10:12,510 --> 00:10:14,900 Out here, we respect the chain of command. 242 00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:16,670 No one outranks a general. 243 00:10:16,840 --> 00:10:18,149 Anyone shoots anything, 244 00:10:18,150 --> 00:10:20,530 I'm gonna put all three of you shitheads in jail, too, okay? 245 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:21,980 - Nate! - "Nate"? 246 00:10:22,010 --> 00:10:24,510 - What? That's my name. - It's a first-name basis. 247 00:10:24,550 --> 00:10:27,140 Nate, just put your hands in the air, please! 248 00:10:27,280 --> 00:10:28,510 What would you like me to do... 249 00:10:28,580 --> 00:10:30,389 hands up or remove my fake weapons? 250 00:10:30,390 --> 00:10:33,370 He's not complying. Comply! Comply! 251 00:10:33,380 --> 00:10:34,429 To which order? 252 00:10:34,430 --> 00:10:37,209 He's not complying to my order to comply! General! 253 00:10:37,210 --> 00:10:40,290 Holy shit! Guys, we're a family, all right. 254 00:10:40,330 --> 00:10:42,360 Nothing's gonna happen. Don't be stupid. 255 00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:45,549 First you killed General Sleepy, now you're calling us stupid? 256 00:10:45,550 --> 00:10:47,779 Oh, you are gonna be in for payback! 257 00:10:47,780 --> 00:10:52,140 I didn't kill him. He had terminal... something. 258 00:10:52,170 --> 00:10:54,649 He would have told me if he could remember what it was. 259 00:10:54,650 --> 00:10:56,059 - Oh, God. - He was old. 260 00:10:56,060 --> 00:10:59,050 I thought he was sleeping in the plane and then he was dead. 261 00:10:59,080 --> 00:11:01,550 He was dead. It was a moment for me. 262 00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:04,100 I... I gave him a eulogy. I tried to honor him. 263 00:11:04,220 --> 00:11:06,450 We both... both of us did. We both wanted that. 264 00:11:06,520 --> 00:11:08,869 And we were gonna burn him, and then the rain came. 265 00:11:08,870 --> 00:11:10,340 The Alaskan weather. Edie. 266 00:11:10,360 --> 00:11:12,429 - "Edie"? - That's her name, okay? 267 00:11:12,430 --> 00:11:14,010 Edie, come on, you remember Wasilla? 268 00:11:14,100 --> 00:11:15,589 Yes, yes, the thing with the guy. 269 00:11:15,590 --> 00:11:16,909 Yes. Same thing. 270 00:11:16,910 --> 00:11:18,879 The situation just got out of control. 271 00:11:18,880 --> 00:11:20,669 It happens, I understand. 272 00:11:20,670 --> 00:11:22,340 Anyway, long story short, 273 00:11:22,370 --> 00:11:24,559 kids got high and kicked him off a mountain. 274 00:11:24,560 --> 00:11:26,210 I say we take those kids out! 275 00:11:26,240 --> 00:11:28,980 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Goddamn it, General! 276 00:11:29,340 --> 00:11:30,640 Children are our future. 277 00:11:30,880 --> 00:11:33,459 Guys... Guys, listen to me. Please. 278 00:11:33,460 --> 00:11:36,440 Everything is gonna be okay. I promise. 279 00:11:36,450 --> 00:11:39,240 You just have to stop running. 280 00:11:42,570 --> 00:11:43,759 Okay? 281 00:11:43,760 --> 00:11:52,279 ? 282 00:11:52,280 --> 00:11:53,790 Reach for the sky. 283 00:11:53,900 --> 00:11:55,460 What the f... Oh, shit! 284 00:11:55,700 --> 00:11:57,370 Oh, Jesus Christ. Oh, God! 285 00:11:57,400 --> 00:12:04,639 ? 286 00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:07,180 This town ain't big enough for the two of us. 287 00:12:07,330 --> 00:12:10,579 - What? - Go ahead... make my day. 288 00:12:10,580 --> 00:12:12,639 No, no, Tanaka-San! Tanaka-San! 289 00:12:12,640 --> 00:12:14,789 Bad idea! Bad idea! 290 00:12:14,790 --> 00:12:16,400 Edie, Edie! It's all fake. 291 00:12:16,630 --> 00:12:19,100 Some weird Japanese cosplay bullshit. 292 00:12:19,290 --> 00:12:21,360 - Wait, what? - You told me you liked it. 293 00:12:21,390 --> 00:12:23,739 I do. I do. You've done a magnificent job. 294 00:12:23,740 --> 00:12:25,600 - You really have. - Why now? 295 00:12:25,630 --> 00:12:26,600 She really has. 296 00:12:26,870 --> 00:12:28,440 Trust me, we went through this today already. 297 00:12:28,470 --> 00:12:31,240 It is all fake. They just love American history. 298 00:12:31,270 --> 00:12:32,769 You think "Fat Man" and "Little Boy" 299 00:12:32,770 --> 00:12:35,359 would cure them of their love for cowboys and Sha Na Na. 300 00:12:35,360 --> 00:12:37,610 We got bogeys at all the o'clocks, General. 301 00:12:37,640 --> 00:12:38,950 I say we light them up! 302 00:12:38,980 --> 00:12:41,220 No, just stop! Don't do anything! 303 00:12:41,250 --> 00:12:43,579 - This is your final warning! - That's a good idea. 304 00:12:43,580 --> 00:12:45,950 General Carol, send them a warning! 305 00:12:47,860 --> 00:12:50,660 - Oh, shit. - What? No! 306 00:12:51,740 --> 00:12:52,380 Go! 307 00:12:53,660 --> 00:12:57,430 ? 308 00:13:03,440 --> 00:13:04,740 - [Laughs] - Whoo! 309 00:13:04,790 --> 00:13:06,420 - Yeah! Oh! - Whoo! 310 00:13:06,510 --> 00:13:10,280 Get on the ground! Get on the goddamn ground! 311 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:18,960 I've got the Randalls and... so much more. 312 00:13:20,130 --> 00:13:24,300 Mm-hmm. Yes, thank you, sir. It's good to be back. 313 00:13:25,150 --> 00:13:28,090 All right. You did good, little girl. 314 00:13:29,110 --> 00:13:30,120 Oh! 315 00:13:30,550 --> 00:13:32,480 Put your hands on top of your head. 316 00:13:33,500 --> 00:13:34,710 Do what she says. 317 00:13:36,060 --> 00:13:38,549 Ow! Oh, oh, shit! 318 00:13:38,550 --> 00:13:39,750 What, what? 319 00:13:39,760 --> 00:13:41,339 I think I dislocated my shoulder. 320 00:13:41,340 --> 00:13:43,599 Oh, my God. After all we've been through, 321 00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:44,779 that's the thing that breaks you? 322 00:13:44,780 --> 00:13:46,800 I haven't done yoga in a year! 323 00:13:48,540 --> 00:13:50,929 Ow! Oh, God, it hurts! 324 00:13:50,930 --> 00:14:02,080 ? 325 00:14:02,110 --> 00:14:12,090 ? 326 00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:22,070 ? 327 00:14:22,100 --> 00:14:32,010 ? 328 00:14:32,040 --> 00:14:41,990 ? 329 00:14:42,020 --> 00:14:52,000 ? 330 00:14:52,030 --> 00:15:01,529 ? 331 00:15:01,530 --> 00:15:04,039 So you wasted how many years of your life on the run? 332 00:15:04,040 --> 00:15:04,960 About two. 333 00:15:05,310 --> 00:15:07,079 But the important thing is that we're free. 334 00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:09,759 And alive and... we're still a family. 335 00:15:09,760 --> 00:15:10,849 Yeah, speaking of which, where the hell is your sister? 336 00:15:10,850 --> 00:15:13,369 - She's in the bathroom. - Well, go get her. We're gonna go. 337 00:15:13,370 --> 00:15:14,500 - Okay. - Yeah. 338 00:15:15,150 --> 00:15:17,179 If you release them, I will never find J.R. 339 00:15:17,180 --> 00:15:19,739 They are my hostages... witnesses! Shit! 340 00:15:19,740 --> 00:15:22,779 Lady, lady, listen to me. 341 00:15:22,780 --> 00:15:25,130 What is your obsession with my father? 342 00:15:25,140 --> 00:15:28,159 So he owes a few back tariffs? Okay, he's a multimillionaire. 343 00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:29,719 He can come in here, and he can write a check tomorrow. 344 00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:30,949 Then why doesn't he?! 345 00:15:30,950 --> 00:15:33,289 I feel like I've been chasing him my entire life. 346 00:15:33,290 --> 00:15:35,089 Well, you're never gonna find him. 347 00:15:35,090 --> 00:15:37,680 He's a ghost. Disappearing is what he does. 348 00:15:38,010 --> 00:15:40,920 - Oh, it's just so frustrating! - Yeah, tell me about it. 349 00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:42,389 Try having him miss your teenage years. 350 00:15:42,390 --> 00:15:44,170 - Yeah, I know. - Uh, no, I don't think you do. 351 00:15:44,180 --> 00:15:45,539 Do you know how many birthdays he missed? 352 00:15:45,540 --> 00:15:46,690 - All of them. - Exactly. 353 00:15:46,700 --> 00:15:47,720 - Mine, too. - No Christmases. 354 00:15:47,730 --> 00:15:49,159 - None. - No Thanksgivings. 355 00:15:49,160 --> 00:15:51,149 - No Halloweens. - He was never there. 356 00:15:51,150 --> 00:15:52,570 - Never! - Ever. 357 00:15:53,780 --> 00:15:56,129 Office Randall, sign these release forms 358 00:15:56,130 --> 00:15:58,240 and send these people on their way. 359 00:16:00,240 --> 00:16:01,510 - Randall? - Hmm? 360 00:16:02,660 --> 00:16:03,909 Are you shitting me right now? 361 00:16:03,910 --> 00:16:04,530 What? 362 00:16:04,531 --> 00:16:05,819 Are you shitting me? 363 00:16:05,820 --> 00:16:06,920 Is that what this is about? 364 00:16:06,930 --> 00:16:09,189 No! This is about J.R. 365 00:16:09,190 --> 00:16:12,099 This is about someone who has never had to answer for what they've done. 366 00:16:12,100 --> 00:16:14,749 And he needs to understand that choices have consequences 367 00:16:14,750 --> 00:16:17,110 and that he broke the government's heart! 368 00:16:18,820 --> 00:16:19,620 So it is about that. 369 00:16:19,621 --> 00:16:20,979 - Yes. - Oh, my God. 370 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:23,409 Um, can somebody tell me what's going on? 371 00:16:23,410 --> 00:16:24,890 Are you serious right now? 372 00:16:24,900 --> 00:16:26,899 I really thought Vanessa was the stupid sister. 373 00:16:26,900 --> 00:16:28,530 Oh, she is my stupid sister. 374 00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:31,109 Your stupid sister. 375 00:16:31,110 --> 00:16:33,630 - Yeah, my stupid sister. - No, no, no. 376 00:16:33,640 --> 00:16:35,700 Honey, youses' stupid sister. 377 00:16:35,710 --> 00:16:38,069 No, listen, hey, Nate does not consider her a sister because they had sex once. 378 00:16:38,070 --> 00:16:38,700 Holy shit! 379 00:16:38,701 --> 00:16:41,700 - She's your sister! - No, I'm your sister! It's me! 380 00:16:43,980 --> 00:16:45,450 Oh, my God! 381 00:16:46,560 --> 00:16:49,289 Oh, my God! I have a sister! 382 00:16:49,290 --> 00:16:51,169 - Oh, my God! - I'm right here. 383 00:16:51,170 --> 00:16:52,949 Shh. It's not about you right now. 384 00:16:52,950 --> 00:16:53,900 Oh, shit! 385 00:16:53,901 --> 00:16:57,499 I never thought this story would have a happy ending. 386 00:16:57,500 --> 00:16:58,430 No, nobody did. 387 00:16:58,431 --> 00:17:00,019 Who's happy about me being framed? 388 00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:01,039 I went to prison. 389 00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:03,669 You were gone for two years. I was very happy. 390 00:17:03,670 --> 00:17:05,649 I just can't wait for this little guy to meet his aunt. 391 00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:07,530 And his cousins and his father. 392 00:17:07,850 --> 00:17:09,849 - Father? - Uncle. I meant uncle. 393 00:17:09,850 --> 00:17:11,819 I don't know why I said father. I'm so sorry. So weird. 394 00:17:11,820 --> 00:17:12,700 Then why did you say that? 395 00:17:12,701 --> 00:17:15,209 I just... 'cause I think 'cause we were talking about our father, 396 00:17:15,210 --> 00:17:16,969 and so I was, like, thinking father, but then I was like... 397 00:17:16,970 --> 00:17:19,359 - She conflated it. - It happens. It just came out. 398 00:17:19,360 --> 00:17:20,679 But you pointed at me, and you said "father." 399 00:17:20,680 --> 00:17:23,149 No, I didn't. I was, like, pointing just generally, like, 400 00:17:23,150 --> 00:17:24,659 gesticulating like this. 401 00:17:24,660 --> 00:17:26,540 This is so great. I'm so excited 402 00:17:26,550 --> 00:17:29,639 that we have this, like, big happy family now. 403 00:17:29,640 --> 00:17:31,120 [Both laughing] 404 00:17:31,130 --> 00:17:32,780 - No. - We don't need it. 405 00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:36,550 Delilah? Delilah, we're leaving. 406 00:17:38,270 --> 00:17:38,850 Hey. 407 00:17:40,040 --> 00:17:40,710 Get out. 408 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:42,440 Delilah? 409 00:17:46,090 --> 00:17:46,900 Delilah? 410 00:17:52,030 --> 00:17:52,760 Oh, shit. 411 00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:57,049 5'5", blonde hair, eyes hazel. 412 00:17:57,050 --> 00:17:58,809 Name is Delilah Cherry Parker. 413 00:17:58,810 --> 00:18:01,839 We have a missing girl, 5'5", blonde hair, hazel eyes. 414 00:18:01,840 --> 00:18:03,880 Name is Delilah Cherry Parker. 415 00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:08,029 Where is my daughter? Somebody say something. 416 00:18:08,030 --> 00:18:09,319 Somebody please help. 417 00:18:09,320 --> 00:18:10,509 She's nowhere in the building. 418 00:18:10,510 --> 00:18:12,449 Trust me, Robin, I promise we'll find her. 419 00:18:12,450 --> 00:18:13,300 What are you talking about? 420 00:18:13,301 --> 00:18:15,589 You spent the past 20 years not finding Randalls. 421 00:18:15,590 --> 00:18:17,389 Your sister the runaway type, kid? 422 00:18:17,390 --> 00:18:20,270 Well, I mean, she rides a snowmobile, but usually, she doesn't go anywhere. 423 00:18:20,280 --> 00:18:22,839 - Where is she?! - Baby, baby, it's fine, okay? 424 00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:25,569 She did not run away. She left her stupid alpaca. 425 00:18:25,570 --> 00:18:26,699 She doesn't go anywhere without this thing. 426 00:18:26,700 --> 00:18:29,660 Mom, Dad, it's me... Delilah. 427 00:18:30,280 --> 00:18:32,890 So, I guess by now you figured out that I've run away. 428 00:18:32,920 --> 00:18:35,130 - What? - It wasn't an easy decision to make, 429 00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:37,430 but it was one I made a long time ago. 430 00:18:37,830 --> 00:18:39,880 I just want you to know that I love you all, 431 00:18:39,890 --> 00:18:41,819 but I can probably do better on my own. 432 00:18:41,820 --> 00:18:44,120 I mean, seriously, how could I do worse? 433 00:18:44,390 --> 00:18:46,350 Please, don't come looking for me. 434 00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:48,270 I don't want to be found. 435 00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:50,529 And, frankly, I've learned from the best. 436 00:18:50,530 --> 00:18:51,859 That means you, Mom. 437 00:18:51,860 --> 00:18:55,010 So believe me when I tell you you'll never find me. 438 00:18:57,670 --> 00:19:00,830 Robin, she's your daughter. She loves you. 439 00:19:01,560 --> 00:19:03,059 She probably just got scared 440 00:19:03,060 --> 00:19:05,219 because of the arrest and the blowing up a building. 441 00:19:05,220 --> 00:19:06,150 But she's a kid. 442 00:19:06,350 --> 00:19:08,720 She doesn't have the tools to just disappear. 443 00:19:09,420 --> 00:19:10,959 Robin: The first thing you need to do 444 00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:13,689 is become someone that no one's looking for. 445 00:19:13,690 --> 00:19:15,049 So that means finding dead people 446 00:19:15,050 --> 00:19:17,019 who are around the same age as you. 447 00:19:17,020 --> 00:19:17,940 Fist bump. 448 00:19:18,220 --> 00:19:20,100 Next up, birth certificates. 449 00:19:20,460 --> 00:19:22,799 Which means you find a lonely desperate county clerk 450 00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:24,830 who will believe anything you say. 451 00:19:25,910 --> 00:19:28,969 ? You are my sunshine ? 452 00:19:28,970 --> 00:19:31,680 ? My only sunshine ? 453 00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:35,269 ? You make me happy when skies are gray ? 454 00:19:35,270 --> 00:19:38,109 What's she gonna do? She doesn't have any money. 455 00:19:38,110 --> 00:19:41,140 ? You'll never know, dear ? 456 00:19:41,150 --> 00:19:43,800 ? How much I love you ? 457 00:19:43,810 --> 00:19:46,339 I see you managed to spend the money I sent you back. 458 00:19:46,340 --> 00:19:47,080 What money? 459 00:19:47,081 --> 00:19:49,250 ? My sunshine away ? 460 00:19:51,150 --> 00:19:53,649 Where's she gonna go on foot in Alaska? 461 00:19:53,650 --> 00:19:55,040 Trust me, not far. 462 00:19:55,710 --> 00:19:57,389 - That's the guy you like? - Mm-hmm. 463 00:19:57,390 --> 00:19:59,540 But mostly I'm just using him for his car. 464 00:20:02,550 --> 00:20:05,300 ? I've always loved you ? 465 00:20:05,570 --> 00:20:07,520 I promise you have the full cooperation 466 00:20:07,530 --> 00:20:08,680 of the United States government. 467 00:20:08,690 --> 00:20:11,300 Trust me, Robin. We'll find her. 468 00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:13,210 No, you won't. 469 00:20:14,670 --> 00:20:17,200 ? But now you've left me ? 470 00:20:17,730 --> 00:20:20,130 ? To love another ? 471 00:20:21,070 --> 00:20:26,780 ? You have shattered all of my dreams ? 472 00:20:26,810 --> 00:20:29,480 ? You are my sunshine ? 473 00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:32,790 ? My only sunshine ? 474 00:20:32,820 --> 00:20:35,660 ? You make me happy ? 475 00:20:35,690 --> 00:20:38,790 ? When skies are gray ? 476 00:20:38,820 --> 00:20:41,790 ? You'll never know, dear ? 477 00:20:41,830 --> 00:20:45,000 ? How much I love you ? 478 00:20:45,030 --> 00:20:50,400 ? Please don't take my sunshine away ? 479 00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:55,000 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 35016

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