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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,234 --> 00:00:02,466 So, why is this guy our lawyer again? 2 00:00:02,468 --> 00:00:04,068 I had his card in my wallet. 3 00:00:04,070 --> 00:00:06,804 And lucky for you guys, I was not otherwise restrained. 4 00:00:06,806 --> 00:00:10,074 So, hiding from the Feds in Alaska, huh? 5 00:00:10,076 --> 00:00:11,576 Talk about predictable. 6 00:00:11,578 --> 00:00:13,711 What'd you have, like, pseudo-names and shit like that? 7 00:00:13,713 --> 00:00:16,013 Yeah, I was a Jewish roller coaster designer. 8 00:00:16,015 --> 00:00:17,481 She was a medium, also Jewish. 9 00:00:17,483 --> 00:00:19,283 No, no offense, but it was one of those questions 10 00:00:19,285 --> 00:00:21,152 we don't give a shit what the answer is. 11 00:00:21,154 --> 00:00:23,421 Now, let's get you guys processed. 12 00:00:23,423 --> 00:00:25,790 Bing bang, back to civilization. 13 00:00:25,792 --> 00:00:27,992 Five minutes, tops. 14 00:00:27,994 --> 00:00:32,930 [Indistinct conversations] 15 00:00:32,932 --> 00:00:35,366 What kind of shit storm did you stir up here? 16 00:00:35,368 --> 00:00:37,602 Do you want the answer this time? 17 00:00:39,465 --> 00:00:41,572 _ 18 00:00:41,574 --> 00:00:45,176 Oh, yeah. [Grunts] 19 00:00:45,178 --> 00:00:47,478 Goddamn, that's good. Let's go. 20 00:00:47,480 --> 00:00:49,547 - Come on now. - [Engine revving] 21 00:00:52,852 --> 00:00:54,352 [Coughing] 22 00:00:54,354 --> 00:00:55,853 [Bike crashes] 23 00:00:55,855 --> 00:00:59,023 Aah! Ah, ha, ha! 24 00:00:59,025 --> 00:01:00,658 Goddamn it. 25 00:01:00,660 --> 00:01:03,427 Narvin: Oh, geez, I'm sorry, man. 26 00:01:03,429 --> 00:01:06,097 It's, uh, Finnigan, right? 27 00:01:06,099 --> 00:01:07,345 No. Nate. 28 00:01:07,486 --> 00:01:10,359 Nate? That's too bad. Finnigan's a stronger name. 29 00:01:10,639 --> 00:01:11,672 - Is it? - Yeah. 30 00:01:11,900 --> 00:01:12,637 Great. 31 00:01:13,030 --> 00:01:15,297 You need a ride somewhere? This hill's pretty steep. 32 00:01:15,299 --> 00:01:17,799 No, I'm actually working out, trying to get in shape. 33 00:01:17,801 --> 00:01:20,802 You know, keeping it tight for the wife and such. 34 00:01:20,804 --> 00:01:23,738 - Long way to go, eh? - Tom: Hell with that. Do what I do. 35 00:01:23,740 --> 00:01:24,906 Just lift it up so she can find it. 36 00:01:24,908 --> 00:01:26,508 Great advice. Thanks. 37 00:01:26,510 --> 00:01:30,245 - Hey, are you working? - No, I'm between jobs right now. 38 00:01:30,247 --> 00:01:33,348 Not a lot of work up here for a roller coaster designer, eh? 39 00:01:33,350 --> 00:01:33,953 Not really. 40 00:01:33,954 --> 00:01:36,017 - Ask him if he's rich. - Are you rich? 41 00:01:36,019 --> 00:01:38,119 - No. - How does he afford to live? 42 00:01:38,121 --> 00:01:39,287 Yeah, how do you afford to live? 43 00:01:39,289 --> 00:01:40,218 Does your wife make the money? 44 00:01:40,219 --> 00:01:41,861 Yes, she does. She works in town. 45 00:01:41,862 --> 00:01:42,991 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah? 46 00:01:42,992 --> 00:01:44,859 - Yeah. - Yeah? 47 00:01:44,861 --> 00:01:46,328 - Yeah. - Yeah? 48 00:01:46,330 --> 00:01:47,996 - [Whispers] My God. - Ask him where. 49 00:01:47,998 --> 00:01:50,031 - Whereabouts? - It's a restaurant. 50 00:01:50,033 --> 00:01:52,053 - I wonder which one. - Whale Tails. 51 00:01:52,054 --> 00:01:54,769 [Laughing] 52 00:01:54,771 --> 00:01:56,905 What? What is so funny? 53 00:01:56,907 --> 00:01:58,737 It's a nice family restaurant. 54 00:01:59,268 --> 00:02:00,079 No, no, no. 55 00:02:00,080 --> 00:02:03,533 You're thinking about the hotel seafood joint in Anchorage. 56 00:02:03,534 --> 00:02:06,612 This one's a little different. 57 00:02:06,613 --> 00:02:08,817 ? Midriff exposed, the legs are all hosed ? 58 00:02:08,819 --> 00:02:10,652 ? Turn her around and there she blows ? 59 00:02:10,654 --> 00:02:12,520 ? Check out the tail, it's a whale of a tail ? 60 00:02:12,522 --> 00:02:14,489 ? Stretched high in the crack, right up to the back ? 61 00:02:14,491 --> 00:02:17,826 ? It's time to set sail ? 62 00:02:17,828 --> 00:02:21,896 ? Begin another tail ? 63 00:02:21,898 --> 00:02:25,133 ? Grab hold of your mast ? 64 00:02:25,135 --> 00:02:29,337 ? And we'll all have a blast ? 65 00:02:29,339 --> 00:02:30,638 She doesn't work here. 66 00:02:30,640 --> 00:02:32,974 She would have told me if she worked at a place like this. 67 00:02:32,976 --> 00:02:34,342 This is disgusting. 68 00:02:34,344 --> 00:02:37,462 This is the most misogynistic, exploitative, 69 00:02:37,463 --> 00:02:39,524 patriarchal bar I've ever been in. 70 00:02:39,525 --> 00:02:43,284 Hey, skippahs! Any dry sticks in the house? 71 00:02:43,286 --> 00:02:45,186 ? Come, all ye seamen, these waters be teemin' ? 72 00:02:45,188 --> 00:02:47,155 ? This you can bet, we'll all get wet ? 73 00:02:47,157 --> 00:02:50,658 ? It's time to set sail ? 74 00:02:50,660 --> 00:02:53,762 ? At Whale of a Tail ? 75 00:02:53,764 --> 00:02:56,461 Oh, come on. 76 00:02:57,300 --> 00:03:00,001 ? Somewhere behind the mountains ? 77 00:03:00,003 --> 00:03:02,637 ? There is a place I'm thinkin' ? 78 00:03:02,639 --> 00:03:05,118 [Distorted music plays] 79 00:03:05,188 --> 00:03:08,313 Synced and corrected by hawken45 for www.addic7ed.com 80 00:03:08,678 --> 00:03:11,012 ? 81 00:03:11,014 --> 00:03:14,182 Excuse me. No touching! Nate, babe. 82 00:03:14,184 --> 00:03:17,318 - What are you doing here? - Uh, what are you doing here? 83 00:03:17,320 --> 00:03:20,088 I'm working. You know, providing for the family. 84 00:03:20,090 --> 00:03:22,257 - In a breast-aurant? - We call it an ass-tropub. 85 00:03:22,259 --> 00:03:25,326 [Laughs mockingly] It's not funny. 86 00:03:25,328 --> 00:03:27,495 Are you comfortable just walking around the world, 87 00:03:27,497 --> 00:03:30,098 showing everyone your bits and pieces. 88 00:03:30,100 --> 00:03:31,263 You tell me, buddy. 89 00:03:33,236 --> 00:03:35,069 I'm fine with it. This is a cycling... 90 00:03:35,071 --> 00:03:36,871 Oh! You okay, wench? 91 00:03:36,873 --> 00:03:38,907 I'm fine, wench, thank you. He's harmless. 92 00:03:40,977 --> 00:03:42,677 That didn't hurt. 93 00:03:42,679 --> 00:03:44,049 You looked pretty good up there on that whale. 94 00:03:44,050 --> 00:03:45,444 Oh, thanks, man. 95 00:03:45,445 --> 00:03:47,990 Can we just go somewhere private and talk, please? 96 00:03:47,991 --> 00:03:49,023 There's a back room here? 97 00:03:49,025 --> 00:03:50,058 I will break your teeth. 98 00:03:50,060 --> 00:03:51,492 - Hey, hey. - Get lost. 99 00:03:51,494 --> 00:03:54,562 - Nate! Do you trust me? - Of course, I trust you. 100 00:03:54,564 --> 00:03:55,185 Then do me a favor. 101 00:03:55,186 --> 00:03:58,266 Go home, make dinner for those precious little babies of ours, 102 00:03:58,268 --> 00:04:00,735 and we'll talk about this later, okay, sweetie? 103 00:04:03,173 --> 00:04:05,807 There's no place like home is there, Dorothy? 104 00:04:05,809 --> 00:04:08,109 [Stumbling] 105 00:04:08,111 --> 00:04:09,544 [Laughs] 106 00:04:09,546 --> 00:04:11,779 Where'd my salad go? 107 00:04:11,781 --> 00:04:15,983 [Engine revving] _ 108 00:04:18,154 --> 00:04:19,887 Nate: Check out Mr. Mom, huh? 109 00:04:19,889 --> 00:04:21,923 Famous rocket ship pancakes. 110 00:04:21,925 --> 00:04:23,157 Doesn't look like a rocket ship. 111 00:04:23,159 --> 00:04:24,492 Oh, yeah? Watch this. 112 00:04:24,494 --> 00:04:27,095 A little bit of clouds, a little jet stream. 113 00:04:27,097 --> 00:04:29,797 Oh! Mm. 114 00:04:29,799 --> 00:04:32,257 - Suck on that. [Laughs] - Ugh. 115 00:04:32,258 --> 00:04:35,169 - [Knocks] - Super D! Let's go! 116 00:04:35,171 --> 00:04:38,473 Breakfast for dinner. It'll be fun. 117 00:04:38,475 --> 00:04:39,707 She already got a rocket. 118 00:04:39,709 --> 00:04:40,742 Crotch rocket. 119 00:04:40,744 --> 00:04:42,009 Grow up, would you? 120 00:04:42,011 --> 00:04:43,678 Come on, what's the matter with you? 121 00:04:43,680 --> 00:04:45,021 Gotta blast. Big date. 122 00:04:45,022 --> 00:04:46,981 Date? Nice. Who is she? 123 00:04:46,983 --> 00:04:48,803 I gotta go. Their mom's dropping them off. 124 00:04:48,804 --> 00:04:49,884 He doesn't like it when I'm late. 125 00:04:49,886 --> 00:04:52,387 He? Dude, we gotta work on your pronouns. 126 00:04:52,808 --> 00:04:56,028 Dad's making cock-et ship pan-cocks. They look like dicks. 127 00:04:56,029 --> 00:04:57,166 Hey, there she is. 128 00:04:57,167 --> 00:04:59,473 Just in time for a rocket ship pancake. 129 00:05:01,785 --> 00:05:03,539 Uh, that's just straight syrup. 130 00:05:03,540 --> 00:05:06,063 You want... you want a pancake with that? 131 00:05:08,690 --> 00:05:10,647 Holy... are you okay, sweetheart? 132 00:05:13,061 --> 00:05:13,728 I need Mom. 133 00:05:14,069 --> 00:05:15,727 Listen, Mom's not here, okay? She's working. 134 00:05:15,728 --> 00:05:17,590 I'm the mom now, all right? 135 00:05:17,591 --> 00:05:19,840 Anything you can tell her, you can tell me. 136 00:05:21,268 --> 00:05:22,284 You know what? 137 00:05:22,855 --> 00:05:25,274 My mom, growing up, was never there. 138 00:05:25,275 --> 00:05:27,329 Just a piece of... 139 00:05:27,330 --> 00:05:28,672 Anyway. Ahh... 140 00:05:28,673 --> 00:05:31,815 I would always write down how I was feeling and show it to her, 141 00:05:31,816 --> 00:05:33,313 so maybe give it a try. 142 00:05:34,789 --> 00:05:38,386 Yeah, it is sunny out. It's so sunny out all the time. 143 00:05:38,753 --> 00:05:40,676 You're not sleeping well. Too much sun for you. 144 00:05:40,677 --> 00:05:41,720 You need sunscreen. 145 00:05:41,721 --> 00:05:44,090 Speaking of which, I gotta get sunscreen. We're out. 146 00:05:44,092 --> 00:05:47,202 Good idea. Sunscreen. 147 00:05:47,203 --> 00:05:48,544 Nice high SPF. 148 00:05:48,545 --> 00:05:50,133 We'll get you covered. 149 00:05:50,134 --> 00:05:51,670 There's more, huh? 150 00:05:52,534 --> 00:05:55,702 Sweetheart, just write words. This isn't Pictionary. 151 00:05:57,375 --> 00:05:58,741 Mom would get it. 152 00:05:58,907 --> 00:06:02,060 I would get it, too, if you used words. 153 00:06:04,216 --> 00:06:06,583 ? You want to go down, then come with me ? 154 00:06:07,148 --> 00:06:09,475 [Engine revving] 155 00:06:09,475 --> 00:06:11,802 ? They call me Big Papa, the king of improper ? 156 00:06:11,802 --> 00:06:13,986 ? My dick's so big you will suck it ? 157 00:06:15,123 --> 00:06:18,324 [Tires squealing] 158 00:06:18,326 --> 00:06:22,549 ? 159 00:06:25,828 --> 00:06:26,661 You... 160 00:06:30,171 --> 00:06:31,804 Oh, my God, babe. 161 00:06:31,806 --> 00:06:34,076 Shh, shh, shh. Did I wake you? 162 00:06:34,077 --> 00:06:35,243 No, I was up. 163 00:06:35,245 --> 00:06:38,679 You sure about that? You don't feel very up to me. 164 00:06:38,681 --> 00:06:39,914 That's my leg. 165 00:06:39,916 --> 00:06:41,782 Yeah, you wish. What's that, then? 166 00:06:41,784 --> 00:06:43,918 - My testicles. - Case closed. 167 00:06:43,920 --> 00:06:46,187 What case? What are you talking about? 168 00:06:46,189 --> 00:06:49,675 - How much did you drink? - Oh, just, like... 169 00:06:51,415 --> 00:06:53,561 Just looking for a number. 170 00:06:53,563 --> 00:06:55,296 Big Papa made me do it. 171 00:06:55,298 --> 00:06:57,898 - I'm sorry, who? - He's a work friend. What's for dinner? 172 00:06:57,900 --> 00:06:59,667 "He" is a work friend? [Gasps] 173 00:06:59,669 --> 00:07:02,236 Breakfast for dinner, that's so fun! 174 00:07:02,238 --> 00:07:04,767 Ooh, it's cock-et ship pan-cocks. 175 00:07:05,775 --> 00:07:08,309 Ow! Shit. 176 00:07:08,311 --> 00:07:09,443 Why would you do that? 177 00:07:09,445 --> 00:07:10,845 I love these. 178 00:07:10,847 --> 00:07:12,312 So dry, oh, my God. 179 00:07:13,316 --> 00:07:14,715 Shit! 180 00:07:14,717 --> 00:07:16,717 Baby. That hurt so bad. 181 00:07:16,719 --> 00:07:18,343 Why didn't you warn me about glass? 182 00:07:18,344 --> 00:07:20,521 You never warn me about glass. 183 00:07:20,523 --> 00:07:21,956 You're not an infant. 184 00:07:21,958 --> 00:07:23,958 What... can we talk about this job? 185 00:07:23,960 --> 00:07:25,493 Why didn't you tell me about this job? 186 00:07:25,495 --> 00:07:27,128 - I did. - You didn't tell me 187 00:07:27,130 --> 00:07:28,863 guys would be sticking their dirty hands all over your... 188 00:07:28,865 --> 00:07:30,264 On my money maker? You love it. 189 00:07:30,266 --> 00:07:31,866 - Listen to this. - [Strap snaps] 190 00:07:31,868 --> 00:07:34,235 That's the sound of commerce, bitch. 191 00:07:34,237 --> 00:07:35,436 Bitch? That's nice. 192 00:07:35,438 --> 00:07:39,040 Commerce isn't a few lousy tips, okay? That's... 193 00:07:39,569 --> 00:07:41,635 Okay, that's a lot of money, 194 00:07:41,637 --> 00:07:44,727 but that's not enough to salvage your dignity. 195 00:07:45,025 --> 00:07:45,812 Cheers. 196 00:07:45,813 --> 00:07:47,474 It's 4:00 in the morning. 197 00:07:47,476 --> 00:07:49,156 Walrus shots for me. 198 00:07:49,401 --> 00:07:51,929 [Gargling] 199 00:07:52,259 --> 00:07:53,525 [Glasses tinkling] 200 00:07:53,527 --> 00:07:55,551 You are so drunk. 201 00:07:55,552 --> 00:07:58,746 No, I am the breadwinner, son, and I like it. 202 00:07:58,747 --> 00:08:00,884 I get it. I so get it now. 203 00:08:01,001 --> 00:08:03,636 I get why you loved it so much and why you cared so much 204 00:08:03,637 --> 00:08:06,860 because it made you feel like you were doing something with your life. 205 00:08:06,861 --> 00:08:08,288 God, it feels good. 206 00:08:09,194 --> 00:08:10,193 Let's do this shit. 207 00:08:10,195 --> 00:08:11,594 - Do what shit? - You know what I mean? 208 00:08:11,596 --> 00:08:12,929 - [Clattering] - Ow, Jesus. 209 00:08:12,931 --> 00:08:15,631 I just folded those. What are you doing? 210 00:08:15,632 --> 00:08:18,067 Get up, get in there. Why isn't this working? 211 00:08:18,069 --> 00:08:20,169 'Cause you don't have a penis, that's why. 212 00:08:20,171 --> 00:08:21,771 What's... no, come on, stop. 213 00:08:21,773 --> 00:08:23,606 That's hot, but I'm not in the mood. 214 00:08:23,608 --> 00:08:25,011 You're not in the mood? 215 00:08:25,012 --> 00:08:26,320 Did I hurt your vagina? 216 00:08:26,321 --> 00:08:29,412 You know how many times you came home drunk, and I wasn't in the mood, 217 00:08:29,414 --> 00:08:31,781 but I did it anyway because I took one for the team. 218 00:08:32,289 --> 00:08:33,685 You know what, though? 219 00:08:34,452 --> 00:08:36,185 It's okay, it's okay, it's okay. 220 00:08:36,187 --> 00:08:39,155 I'm gonna be a bigger man. I'm not gonna force it on you. 221 00:08:39,157 --> 00:08:41,958 - I never forced it on you. - No, but you were so sad. 222 00:08:41,960 --> 00:08:43,092 - I wasn't sad. - You were. 223 00:08:43,094 --> 00:08:44,396 I tell you what I'm gonna do. 224 00:08:44,397 --> 00:08:46,195 I'm gonna curl up in the bed. I'm gonna lay down. 225 00:08:46,197 --> 00:08:49,298 Once you're "in the mood," why don't you come get some? 226 00:08:49,300 --> 00:08:50,037 Ow! 227 00:08:51,869 --> 00:08:53,769 Why would you do that? 228 00:08:54,980 --> 00:08:55,999 Oh, my God. 229 00:08:56,574 --> 00:08:57,488 That's so... 230 00:08:58,610 --> 00:09:00,810 ? 231 00:09:04,275 --> 00:09:05,199 Narvin: Pull! 232 00:09:06,378 --> 00:09:07,677 [Gunshot, glass shatters] 233 00:09:07,679 --> 00:09:09,679 Jesus Christ. 234 00:09:09,681 --> 00:09:10,985 Why do you use wine coolers? 235 00:09:10,986 --> 00:09:13,149 - Cheaper than clay pigeons. - I guess so. 236 00:09:13,591 --> 00:09:15,251 - I can't believe they still make these. - They don't. 237 00:09:15,253 --> 00:09:16,953 They quit makin' 'em about ten years ago. 238 00:09:16,955 --> 00:09:17,469 Mm. 239 00:09:18,123 --> 00:09:20,323 - [Gunshot] - Jesus Christ, man! 240 00:09:20,325 --> 00:09:21,591 What is your problem? 241 00:09:21,593 --> 00:09:23,226 I ain't gonna end my perfect streak 242 00:09:23,228 --> 00:09:24,494 because you can't throw for shit. 243 00:09:24,496 --> 00:09:25,532 You could have killed me! 244 00:09:25,533 --> 00:09:27,029 Nah, nah, take it easy. 245 00:09:27,031 --> 00:09:28,464 Nobody should get that upset 246 00:09:28,466 --> 00:09:30,733 when somebody shoots at close range and misses. 247 00:09:30,735 --> 00:09:32,454 What's the matter? You got trouble at home? 248 00:09:32,455 --> 00:09:35,204 You can tell us, Nate. This is a safe space. 249 00:09:35,206 --> 00:09:35,972 Pull! 250 00:09:36,857 --> 00:09:38,023 [Gunshots] 251 00:09:38,104 --> 00:09:38,993 Jesus! 252 00:09:42,380 --> 00:09:43,847 As a matter of fact, yes, 253 00:09:44,332 --> 00:09:46,414 yeah, I do have trouble at home. 254 00:09:46,415 --> 00:09:47,984 My wife... I can't believe I'm telling you this, 255 00:09:47,986 --> 00:09:49,452 but I have no other friends. 256 00:09:49,454 --> 00:09:53,626 She's spending a lot of time partying with this Big Papa. 257 00:09:53,627 --> 00:09:55,397 [Laughing] 258 00:09:55,398 --> 00:09:56,626 Ooh, now that's trouble. 259 00:09:56,628 --> 00:09:58,060 Why? What's that mean? 260 00:09:58,062 --> 00:09:59,729 Big Papa likes to party. 261 00:09:59,731 --> 00:10:02,698 - He's a... how do I say this? - Two-spirited. 262 00:10:02,700 --> 00:10:05,134 That's it. I knew there was a name for it. 263 00:10:05,136 --> 00:10:06,347 You know what that means. 264 00:10:06,348 --> 00:10:08,538 Yeah, I do, but I got a little of spirit, as well. 265 00:10:08,540 --> 00:10:11,657 - Not two-spirited. - No, I'm very spirited, okay? 266 00:10:11,658 --> 00:10:13,342 I got tons of spirit. 267 00:10:13,344 --> 00:10:15,878 I don't think he understands this concept. 268 00:10:15,880 --> 00:10:18,514 Yeah, and you can't pull off a midriff like he can. 269 00:10:18,516 --> 00:10:19,715 I beg to differ, man. 270 00:10:19,717 --> 00:10:21,150 I've gone down two sizes on my belt. 271 00:10:21,152 --> 00:10:22,718 I've been working out a lot, so... 272 00:10:22,720 --> 00:10:23,853 Pull! 273 00:10:23,855 --> 00:10:27,190 - [Gunshots, glass shattering] - Jesus Christ! 274 00:10:27,192 --> 00:10:28,458 You're gonna kill her. 275 00:10:28,460 --> 00:10:30,226 That's okay. He's got another sister. 276 00:10:30,228 --> 00:10:33,196 That's not... 277 00:10:33,198 --> 00:10:37,834 ? 278 00:10:37,836 --> 00:10:39,702 Ooh, ooh, ooh. 279 00:10:40,136 --> 00:10:41,103 She's cute. 280 00:10:41,105 --> 00:10:43,272 - Yeah, they are. - They? 281 00:10:43,274 --> 00:10:44,474 Is there another one out there? 282 00:10:44,476 --> 00:10:45,571 No, just them. 283 00:10:45,572 --> 00:10:47,443 Wait. How many people are you dating? 284 00:10:47,445 --> 00:10:49,157 - One. - She's the one. 285 00:10:49,447 --> 00:10:51,080 - They's the one. - Who? 286 00:10:51,082 --> 00:10:53,316 - Sarah. - Sarah, she's the one I just saw? 287 00:10:53,318 --> 00:10:54,824 - They are, yeah. - They? 288 00:10:56,031 --> 00:10:57,220 Are you messing with me right now? 289 00:10:57,222 --> 00:10:59,155 - No, but you said she. - Yeah, I know. 290 00:10:59,157 --> 00:11:01,924 - They are they. - They? You said it was just one. 291 00:11:01,926 --> 00:11:02,992 They are one person. 292 00:11:02,994 --> 00:11:05,928 - Sarah, her name's Sarah? - Their name is Sarah. 293 00:11:05,930 --> 00:11:08,364 Oh, my God, this is like "Who's on First?" 294 00:11:08,366 --> 00:11:09,675 - What? - He's on second. 295 00:11:09,676 --> 00:11:11,065 - Who? - He's on first. 296 00:11:11,066 --> 00:11:12,531 - What? - No, he's on second. 297 00:11:12,532 --> 00:11:15,758 Just, never mind. This... This girl. 298 00:11:15,759 --> 00:11:17,473 - Sarah. - Yes, Sarah. 299 00:11:17,475 --> 00:11:18,796 She is... 300 00:11:18,797 --> 00:11:21,644 They don't go by he or she because they are non-binary. 301 00:11:21,646 --> 00:11:23,880 They don't identify as one gender or the other. 302 00:11:24,566 --> 00:11:26,959 O... kay. 303 00:11:27,428 --> 00:11:29,903 Okay. I get it, sort of. 304 00:11:29,904 --> 00:11:36,092 So, since she... since they isn't a boy or a girl... 305 00:11:36,094 --> 00:11:38,319 They don't conform to one gender, yeah. 306 00:11:38,321 --> 00:11:39,061 Right. 307 00:11:39,063 --> 00:11:44,200 Does they still like boys, or does they like girls? 308 00:11:44,202 --> 00:11:47,169 They don't conform to a strict sexual identity, either. 309 00:11:47,171 --> 00:11:48,638 They are queer. 310 00:11:48,640 --> 00:11:50,506 Oh, so they're gay. 311 00:11:50,508 --> 00:11:51,918 Oh, come on, old man. 312 00:11:51,919 --> 00:11:53,576 What? I'm not judging. 313 00:11:53,578 --> 00:11:55,770 I'm just trying to understand it. 314 00:11:57,017 --> 00:11:59,115 [Muffled music playing in car] _ 315 00:11:59,117 --> 00:12:01,884 ? My dick's so big, you can suck it nonstoppa ? 316 00:12:01,886 --> 00:12:03,319 ? They call me Big Papa Bye, Big Papa. ? 317 00:12:03,321 --> 00:12:06,789 [Engine revs] 318 00:12:10,395 --> 00:12:14,130 Out drinking again, hmm, with him? 319 00:12:14,132 --> 00:12:16,538 Well, I'm glad you finally came to terms with it. 320 00:12:16,539 --> 00:12:17,430 No, I haven't. 321 00:12:18,546 --> 00:12:20,002 You know he's two-spirited, right? 322 00:12:20,004 --> 00:12:23,005 Oh, so I've been told. Yeah, dude loves to party. 323 00:12:23,374 --> 00:12:26,142 He's not really a dude, but yes, he does love to party, 324 00:12:26,144 --> 00:12:28,010 and I kind of have to 'cause he's my boss. 325 00:12:28,012 --> 00:12:29,979 You don't think I like to party, hmm? 326 00:12:29,981 --> 00:12:33,233 Go for a few drinks instead of staying home, mending underwear, 327 00:12:33,235 --> 00:12:34,317 raising children 328 00:12:34,319 --> 00:12:36,169 in a world I don't understand anymore? 329 00:12:36,170 --> 00:12:37,687 Honey, it's not a prison sentence. 330 00:12:37,689 --> 00:12:39,190 You can still do all the things you love to do. 331 00:12:39,191 --> 00:12:41,757 You could watch your old hockey reruns. 332 00:12:41,759 --> 00:12:43,392 They're called classic games, okay, 333 00:12:43,394 --> 00:12:44,794 and we don't get that channel. 334 00:12:44,796 --> 00:12:48,039 I just... I just miss our old life sometimes, honey. 335 00:12:48,833 --> 00:12:49,937 I miss you. 336 00:12:52,335 --> 00:12:54,268 Careful. Don't know how to sew. 337 00:12:54,277 --> 00:12:55,094 Listen to me. 338 00:12:55,974 --> 00:12:57,773 I have a couple afternoons off coming up. 339 00:12:57,775 --> 00:13:01,110 I'm gonna take you to a nice romantic lunch, okay? 340 00:13:01,392 --> 00:13:02,487 I like lunch. 341 00:13:02,947 --> 00:13:05,046 Let's talk about this guy right here. 342 00:13:05,047 --> 00:13:06,567 What's going on? He should be hard by now. 343 00:13:06,568 --> 00:13:10,212 I don't know. It's the fresh air, the altitude. 344 00:13:10,213 --> 00:13:11,983 I think it's just a blood flow thing. 345 00:13:11,984 --> 00:13:13,092 Give me a second. I'll get it up. 346 00:13:13,093 --> 00:13:14,995 - [Cellphone dings] - I'll get her working. 347 00:13:14,996 --> 00:13:17,994 Let's go! Get some! Yeah, that's doing it! 348 00:13:18,700 --> 00:13:19,984 You know, I've actually dropped a few pounds. 349 00:13:19,985 --> 00:13:20,895 I know, you look great. 350 00:13:20,898 --> 00:13:22,565 It's all the biking and the burpees. 351 00:13:22,567 --> 00:13:24,846 - Really, good, babe. - Getting shredded. 352 00:13:24,917 --> 00:13:26,602 [Hip-hop ringtone playing] 353 00:13:26,604 --> 00:13:29,605 Come on, you got a personalized ringtone for him? 354 00:13:29,607 --> 00:13:31,140 He did that 'cause he thought it was funny. 355 00:13:31,142 --> 00:13:32,274 [Sighs] 356 00:13:32,276 --> 00:13:33,383 Hey, I can't talk. 357 00:13:34,029 --> 00:13:37,364 What? [Laughs] 358 00:13:37,515 --> 00:13:39,949 So stupid. Oh, my. 359 00:13:39,951 --> 00:13:42,743 I gotta go... I can't. I gotta go. Bye, bye, bye. 360 00:13:43,821 --> 00:13:45,794 - What's mine? - What is your what? 361 00:13:45,795 --> 00:13:47,323 What's my personalized ringtone? 362 00:13:47,325 --> 00:13:48,524 I don't remember. 363 00:13:48,868 --> 00:13:50,860 - Call Robin. - Oh, my God. 364 00:13:50,862 --> 00:13:54,369 - [Alarm blaring] - The alarm sound? 365 00:13:54,370 --> 00:13:56,699 That's what I am to you, the sound of panic? 366 00:13:56,701 --> 00:13:58,334 It lets me know that it's important. 367 00:13:58,336 --> 00:14:00,633 I called you three times today, and you didn't pick up. 368 00:14:00,634 --> 00:14:03,194 Because I know it probably wasn't important. 369 00:14:04,008 --> 00:14:06,342 Give me your phone. I'm gonna personalize my own ringtone. 370 00:14:06,344 --> 00:14:08,711 - I'm not giving you my phone. - Why not? 371 00:14:08,713 --> 00:14:10,579 Because it's my phone. Why do you want my phone? 372 00:14:10,581 --> 00:14:13,215 - Because I'm your husband. - Well, you're not acting like it. 373 00:14:13,217 --> 00:14:14,948 Oh, why, 'cause I can't get it up for you anymore? 374 00:14:14,949 --> 00:14:16,251 Oh, that's it, yes. 375 00:14:16,254 --> 00:14:18,187 I am withholding my communications from you 376 00:14:18,189 --> 00:14:20,956 because your snow machine got stuck in a cold river. 377 00:14:20,958 --> 00:14:24,326 - There's my phone. - I don't want your phone now, okay? 378 00:14:24,328 --> 00:14:25,589 I want your respect. 379 00:14:27,801 --> 00:14:30,601 Aah! Aah! 380 00:14:33,558 --> 00:14:36,238 - Tartar sauce in the carpet. - That's disgusting. 381 00:14:36,697 --> 00:14:38,196 [Gunshot] 382 00:14:38,347 --> 00:14:40,050 Tartar sauce on the floor. 383 00:14:40,164 --> 00:14:41,380 [Gunshot] 384 00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:44,327 I got tartar sauce caked into the laundry detergent loader. 385 00:14:44,328 --> 00:14:46,912 I'm like a limp-dick tartar sauce janitor. 386 00:14:46,994 --> 00:14:48,383 It's a confusing time. 387 00:14:48,384 --> 00:14:51,568 Masculine and feminine roles aren't biologically fixed, 388 00:14:51,569 --> 00:14:53,053 but socially constructed. 389 00:14:55,759 --> 00:14:57,210 Now take a shot, bitch. 390 00:14:58,134 --> 00:14:59,500 [Gunshot] 391 00:14:59,784 --> 00:15:01,247 Tom: Yeah, stop being a pussy. 392 00:15:01,248 --> 00:15:04,133 Go home and throw some salty chairs in that granola. 393 00:15:04,248 --> 00:15:05,623 If you know what I mean. 394 00:15:06,357 --> 00:15:07,824 I don't at all. 395 00:15:07,826 --> 00:15:11,010 You know, gluing pinecones all over the vacation. 396 00:15:11,011 --> 00:15:12,895 [Laughs] 397 00:15:12,897 --> 00:15:14,730 I still got no clue what you're talking about. 398 00:15:14,732 --> 00:15:17,633 But I'm assuming you're talking about sex with my wife? 399 00:15:17,635 --> 00:15:19,785 But that's kind of been the problem lately. 400 00:15:19,786 --> 00:15:22,328 The old bear is not waking up for its salmon. 401 00:15:22,329 --> 00:15:23,786 [Chuckles] 402 00:15:24,843 --> 00:15:26,858 Oh, come on. That metaphor made way more sense. 403 00:15:26,859 --> 00:15:29,322 I... I can't get it up. 404 00:15:29,323 --> 00:15:32,118 Oh, hell, I got pills I can loan you for that. 405 00:15:32,119 --> 00:15:33,850 - Now, shoot something, son. - [Gunshot] 406 00:15:33,852 --> 00:15:37,338 - Jesus! - Oh, oh, oh, my God! 407 00:15:38,323 --> 00:15:40,840 I mean, you can probably patch it. 408 00:15:42,894 --> 00:15:45,962 [Engine revving] 409 00:15:48,967 --> 00:15:49,899 [Pills rattling] 410 00:15:49,901 --> 00:15:52,507 Come on. Why aren't you working? 411 00:15:53,247 --> 00:15:55,081 Anna is not doing it for you? 412 00:15:55,240 --> 00:15:56,739 [Keyboard clicks] 413 00:15:56,741 --> 00:16:00,109 McKinley. Come on, you always get up for McKinley. 414 00:16:00,111 --> 00:16:01,344 - Come on. - [Cellphone dings] 415 00:16:01,346 --> 00:16:02,396 What? 416 00:16:05,617 --> 00:16:07,857 Oh, look at that. Hmm. 417 00:16:08,123 --> 00:16:08,987 Holy sh... 418 00:16:09,887 --> 00:16:10,451 What? 419 00:16:12,333 --> 00:16:14,823 [Laughs] 420 00:16:14,824 --> 00:16:16,592 Wow. Look who's back? 421 00:16:17,005 --> 00:16:20,554 Yeah! [Laughs] 422 00:16:20,623 --> 00:16:22,356 Yes! Yes! 423 00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:26,811 ? It's time to set sail on the ? 424 00:16:26,812 --> 00:16:28,840 Oh, shit! Shit! 425 00:16:29,726 --> 00:16:30,407 Hey. 426 00:16:30,408 --> 00:16:32,322 Hey, we need to chat. 427 00:16:32,323 --> 00:16:34,146 It's not a good time right now. 428 00:16:34,147 --> 00:16:35,838 - It's about Suzi. - Suzi's...? 429 00:16:35,839 --> 00:16:38,948 The snow machine that I ride a lot. 430 00:16:38,950 --> 00:16:40,850 - Oh, Christ. - When I spend time with her, 431 00:16:40,852 --> 00:16:42,818 it's like the greatest feeling in my life. 432 00:16:43,260 --> 00:16:44,708 Then it gets a little intense, 433 00:16:44,709 --> 00:16:47,480 and then I have to turn her off right away, like immediately. 434 00:16:47,481 --> 00:16:49,374 Maybe an hour later, 435 00:16:49,375 --> 00:16:52,090 I start smiling and think, boy, I miss Suzi. 436 00:16:52,560 --> 00:16:55,318 And I was thinking, is what I'm doing wrong? 437 00:16:56,417 --> 00:16:57,394 You had, um... 438 00:16:57,395 --> 00:16:58,399 The big O? 439 00:16:58,400 --> 00:17:00,781 Yep, it happened, and I know I'm young. 440 00:17:00,782 --> 00:17:02,607 Very. Very young. 441 00:17:02,607 --> 00:17:06,191 But everybody is different, and every body is different, 442 00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:08,400 and there's no wrong way to enjoy your body. 443 00:17:08,401 --> 00:17:11,377 And I'm sorry I was awkward about telling you before. 444 00:17:11,721 --> 00:17:14,864 Thinking I could only draw pictures or talk to mom. 445 00:17:14,958 --> 00:17:16,754 I was part excited, part scared. 446 00:17:16,973 --> 00:17:18,061 But it's a modern world. 447 00:17:18,062 --> 00:17:19,089 Things are changing, 448 00:17:19,090 --> 00:17:21,727 and obviously you're comfortable in this situation. 449 00:17:21,728 --> 00:17:23,249 - Mm-hmm. - I'm just happy we're embarking 450 00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:25,380 on the sexual awakening journey together. 451 00:17:25,381 --> 00:17:27,862 It's... it's your trip. I'm just waving from the shore. 452 00:17:27,863 --> 00:17:29,574 Okay. But I'm gonna need a hug. 453 00:17:29,705 --> 00:17:31,573 No, now's not a good time. 454 00:17:31,575 --> 00:17:33,252 - That wasn't a question. - I just... 455 00:17:33,253 --> 00:17:34,780 - Stand up. - I can't. 456 00:17:34,781 --> 00:17:37,097 - Stand up! Stand up! - No, no. 457 00:17:37,098 --> 00:17:38,599 Oh, my God. 458 00:17:38,990 --> 00:17:41,935 That disgust on your face is exactly why I didn't want to tell you. 459 00:17:41,936 --> 00:17:43,932 I need a cheerleader for female pleasure, 460 00:17:43,933 --> 00:17:47,126 not a gatekeeper for morality, Neanderthal! 461 00:17:50,051 --> 00:17:53,695 Oh. God, that didn't kill you? 462 00:17:53,697 --> 00:17:55,097 [Sighs] 463 00:17:55,099 --> 00:17:59,334 [Muffled music playing in car] _ 464 00:17:59,336 --> 00:18:02,671 Oh, you have got exactly one minute to get out of there. 465 00:18:02,673 --> 00:18:07,843 59, 58, 57, 5... 466 00:18:07,845 --> 00:18:11,947 ? 467 00:18:11,949 --> 00:18:14,731 When you run out of foil, it goes on the list! 468 00:18:17,288 --> 00:18:20,489 27, 26... 469 00:18:20,491 --> 00:18:25,360 ? 470 00:18:25,362 --> 00:18:27,650 10, 9, 8, 7... 471 00:18:27,651 --> 00:18:30,783 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, get some! 472 00:18:30,853 --> 00:18:33,053 Aah! 473 00:18:33,227 --> 00:18:34,368 Get out, Big Papa! 474 00:18:41,090 --> 00:18:43,127 Robin: You know he's two spirited, right? 475 00:18:43,128 --> 00:18:45,912 Jared: They don't confirm to a strict sexual identity. 476 00:18:45,913 --> 00:18:47,790 Robin: He's not really a dude. 477 00:18:47,791 --> 00:18:50,147 Tom: You can't pull off a midriff like he can. 478 00:18:50,342 --> 00:18:52,431 Jared: They don't identify as one gender or the other. 479 00:18:52,432 --> 00:18:53,789 They are one person. 480 00:18:54,466 --> 00:18:55,688 Shit. 481 00:18:59,836 --> 00:19:04,562 Big Papa is two... t-w-o spirited. 482 00:19:04,563 --> 00:19:08,643 Yeah. And this is his child, their name is Sarah. 483 00:19:09,072 --> 00:19:10,294 I just wanted to say hi. 484 00:19:11,015 --> 00:19:12,349 I got laundry to fold. 485 00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:17,837 Oh, my God, he's such a sweetheart. 486 00:19:17,838 --> 00:19:19,674 - He really is. - And so woke. 487 00:19:19,675 --> 00:19:20,833 That's Nate. 488 00:19:22,170 --> 00:19:22,664 Two. 489 00:19:24,054 --> 00:19:25,493 Yeah. 490 00:19:26,286 --> 00:19:32,590 ? 491 00:19:33,519 --> 00:19:35,960 Hey. Have fun with them tonight. 492 00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:37,896 They. Those. 493 00:19:38,893 --> 00:19:39,747 Sarah. 494 00:19:39,748 --> 00:19:41,514 Thanks. I appreciate the effort. 495 00:19:42,029 --> 00:19:47,399 ? 496 00:19:47,401 --> 00:19:52,971 ? 497 00:19:52,973 --> 00:19:54,027 [Groans] 498 00:19:54,964 --> 00:19:56,584 Baby, I'm just so tired. 499 00:19:56,585 --> 00:19:58,873 Do you mind if we do it tomorrow night? 500 00:19:59,794 --> 00:20:01,724 I love you so much. Good night. 501 00:20:02,983 --> 00:20:05,284 [Moans] 502 00:20:05,286 --> 00:20:11,044 ? 503 00:20:11,045 --> 00:20:12,685 That your lady bike outside? 504 00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:15,400 You know that's a woman's saddle that you're riding on, right? 505 00:20:15,815 --> 00:20:17,528 Yeah, it's murder on the prostate. 506 00:20:17,716 --> 00:20:20,760 You get all that weight right there on the taint. 507 00:20:21,502 --> 00:20:22,601 Just kills the boners, eh? 508 00:20:22,603 --> 00:20:24,202 Yeah, it certainly has. 509 00:20:24,203 --> 00:20:26,123 Edie! Edie, right here! 510 00:20:26,124 --> 00:20:27,396 Dude, what is your problem? 511 00:20:27,397 --> 00:20:30,157 That's a private conversation. And I got drugs for it now. 512 00:20:30,158 --> 00:20:32,311 No, that's the girl that's looking for you. 513 00:20:32,313 --> 00:20:33,051 Edie. 514 00:20:38,018 --> 00:20:39,485 You looking for me? 515 00:20:43,424 --> 00:20:46,658 She'll probably work up the courage to talk to you eventually. 516 00:20:47,995 --> 00:20:49,667 Come on, Whalers, let's go. 517 00:20:50,364 --> 00:20:52,431 That's why you lose this game. 518 00:20:52,481 --> 00:20:57,031 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 36921

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