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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,671 --> 00:00:03,522 - How's your shoulder? - It hurts. 2 00:00:03,612 --> 00:00:04,410 - Sorry. - Yeah. 3 00:00:04,412 --> 00:00:05,849 So, what'd you tell them in there? 4 00:00:05,851 --> 00:00:07,313 I told them everything, just like you told me to. 5 00:00:07,314 --> 00:00:09,367 Did you tell them about Carlos trying to get custody of Jared? 6 00:00:09,399 --> 00:00:11,704 God, no! I hadn't got past the Florida trip. 7 00:00:12,142 --> 00:00:15,293 I am bogging them down in the worst details imaginable. 8 00:00:15,322 --> 00:00:16,221 Oh, that's good. 9 00:00:16,223 --> 00:00:18,855 You know what's funny? Lying. 10 00:00:20,864 --> 00:00:23,136 Everybody does it, but not like this chick. 11 00:00:23,138 --> 00:00:25,091 She has lied to you from the beginning. 12 00:00:25,123 --> 00:00:26,722 She lied about her criminal past, 13 00:00:26,723 --> 00:00:28,477 about her relationship with Carlos. 14 00:00:28,478 --> 00:00:31,177 She lied that your son was potentially not yours. 15 00:00:31,178 --> 00:00:32,999 I don't get it. Why are you protecting her? 16 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:35,670 Our strength really isn't in doing the right thing. 17 00:00:36,051 --> 00:00:37,734 It's surviving the wrong thing. 18 00:00:39,496 --> 00:00:41,229 I hate you. 19 00:00:41,230 --> 00:00:42,059 _ 20 00:00:42,060 --> 00:00:43,234 COACH: [Sighs] 21 00:00:43,253 --> 00:00:47,533 You know, unfortunately violence is part of the game. 22 00:00:47,894 --> 00:00:51,030 It gets a little rough at times, sure, 23 00:00:51,032 --> 00:00:55,320 but that's why you need to get better at skating. 24 00:00:55,833 --> 00:00:58,358 You become a... a great skills player, 25 00:00:58,662 --> 00:01:01,460 and you skate circles around all of those goons. 26 00:01:01,461 --> 00:01:05,429 We'll call you Nate "the Skate" Parker. 27 00:01:05,464 --> 00:01:07,330 That's a pretty good nickname, isn't it? 28 00:01:07,366 --> 00:01:08,526 [Door Opens] 29 00:01:08,574 --> 00:01:10,233 Get your ass out of this locker room 30 00:01:10,269 --> 00:01:12,602 and back on the ice, you little shithead! 31 00:01:12,638 --> 00:01:13,937 But they keep hitting me. 32 00:01:13,972 --> 00:01:16,306 "Oh, they keep hitting me. They keep hitting me." 33 00:01:16,341 --> 00:01:18,875 Makes me want to hit you. I'm your [Bleep] mom! 34 00:01:18,911 --> 00:01:20,110 Mrs. Parker, mind your language. 35 00:01:20,145 --> 00:01:21,311 Oh, you didn't mind my language 36 00:01:21,346 --> 00:01:22,779 last night when you were inside me. 37 00:01:22,815 --> 00:01:24,247 Hey, look at me, look at me, look at me. 38 00:01:24,283 --> 00:01:25,882 You want something from this sad, lonely, pathetic world, 39 00:01:25,918 --> 00:01:27,217 you got to fight for it. 40 00:01:27,260 --> 00:01:28,656 You want to win the game? You got to fight. 41 00:01:28,670 --> 00:01:29,838 You want a job? You got to fight. 42 00:01:29,839 --> 00:01:31,006 You want to split a piece of strange? 43 00:01:31,041 --> 00:01:32,295 You got to fight for it. Trust me. 44 00:01:32,296 --> 00:01:33,729 Your dad didn't fight for this. 45 00:01:33,764 --> 00:01:36,538 Now he's living under a bridge, sleeping in bubble wrap. 46 00:01:36,593 --> 00:01:37,933 Get out there and fight! 47 00:01:38,759 --> 00:01:39,925 STOMPIN' TOM CONNORS: Second period. 48 00:01:39,960 --> 00:01:41,360 [Crowd Cheering] 49 00:01:41,395 --> 00:01:42,828 Skate, Nate! Skate! 50 00:01:42,863 --> 00:01:45,130 Where players dash with skates a-flash 51 00:01:45,166 --> 00:01:46,598 Nate the Skate! 52 00:01:46,634 --> 00:01:48,834 But they grab the puck and go bursting up 53 00:01:48,869 --> 00:01:50,269 Skate, Nate! 54 00:01:50,304 --> 00:01:53,105 You like that? What are you gonna do about it? 55 00:01:53,140 --> 00:01:56,008 Skate, Nate! Please skate! 56 00:01:56,009 --> 00:01:58,577 Shake, Nate, skate! Skate, Nate... 57 00:01:58,611 --> 00:02:00,311 Now get out there and fight. 58 00:02:00,346 --> 00:02:02,613 - Oh, the good old hockey game - [Whistle Blows] 59 00:02:02,648 --> 00:02:03,848 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 60 00:02:03,883 --> 00:02:05,750 Kid, what is the matter with you? 61 00:02:05,785 --> 00:02:07,752 And the best game you can name 62 00:02:07,787 --> 00:02:09,720 - No, Nate! - This is your problem! 63 00:02:09,756 --> 00:02:11,255 Look at this little Frankenstein! 64 00:02:11,290 --> 00:02:15,159 Listen, you little monster! Hockey's not about fighting! 65 00:02:15,194 --> 00:02:18,028 Oh, the good old hockey game 66 00:02:18,064 --> 00:02:20,297 Is the best game you can name 67 00:02:20,333 --> 00:02:22,967 And the best game you can name 68 00:02:23,002 --> 00:02:25,136 Is the good old hockey game 69 00:02:25,171 --> 00:02:29,473 Yeah! That son of a bitch is my kid! 70 00:02:30,031 --> 00:02:31,623 Whoo! 71 00:02:31,820 --> 00:02:33,153 And the best game you can name 72 00:02:33,186 --> 00:02:36,287 Is the good old hockey game 73 00:02:37,750 --> 00:02:39,626 Adios, amigos. 74 00:02:42,251 --> 00:02:43,852 No, no, no! No, no, no, no, no! 75 00:02:43,891 --> 00:02:44,957 Nate! Nate! 76 00:02:44,960 --> 00:02:45,946 Please, don't. 77 00:02:45,983 --> 00:02:47,904 You touch him, he wins. Trust me. 78 00:02:49,073 --> 00:02:50,272 I don't. 79 00:02:53,635 --> 00:02:55,620 Any time, anywhere, amigo. 80 00:02:55,621 --> 00:02:58,430 Not for nothing, but I think that guy would kick your ass. 81 00:02:59,324 --> 00:03:01,791 Somewhere behind the skyline 82 00:03:01,825 --> 00:03:04,359 There is a place I'm thinkin' 83 00:03:04,394 --> 00:03:07,763 [Distorted Music Plays] 84 00:03:10,237 --> 00:03:13,305 85 00:03:20,620 --> 00:03:23,154 Oh. You're already up? 86 00:03:23,814 --> 00:03:25,247 I didn't sleep. 87 00:03:26,282 --> 00:03:28,712 Look, I just, uh, I just want to say... 88 00:03:28,714 --> 00:03:29,713 No need. 89 00:03:30,187 --> 00:03:31,469 I'm not ready to talk yet. 90 00:03:32,189 --> 00:03:34,689 [Drill Whirring] 91 00:03:38,328 --> 00:03:39,603 Hey, I know you're angry, 92 00:03:39,604 --> 00:03:41,770 but let me just say... I am so sorry. 93 00:03:41,806 --> 00:03:43,206 Yeah, I know. 94 00:03:43,241 --> 00:03:45,508 - If you weren't, I wouldn't be here. - Okay. 95 00:03:45,544 --> 00:03:47,343 But we have to say something to him, don't we? 96 00:03:47,379 --> 00:03:48,778 What would you like me to say? 97 00:03:48,813 --> 00:03:50,446 Some other guy planted eggs in your forehead? 98 00:03:50,482 --> 00:03:51,514 Come on, he's yours. 99 00:03:51,550 --> 00:03:53,483 Some dumb piece of paper doesn't change that. 100 00:03:53,518 --> 00:03:55,434 This dumb piece of paper is called science, 101 00:03:55,435 --> 00:03:56,367 which is irrefutable. 102 00:03:56,402 --> 00:03:57,368 Well, then open it. 103 00:03:57,403 --> 00:03:58,803 I don't want to! 104 00:03:58,838 --> 00:04:01,985 God, you couldn't of waited like a week between the two of us? 105 00:04:01,986 --> 00:04:04,288 Nate, I would've been dead or in jail if I hadn't met you. 106 00:04:04,289 --> 00:04:06,488 You know that. You brought normalcy to my life. 107 00:04:06,524 --> 00:04:08,757 Oh, my God. Quit it with this normal shit. 108 00:04:08,758 --> 00:04:10,424 Okay? It doesn't exist. 109 00:04:10,460 --> 00:04:12,857 And your quixotic pursuit of it is... 110 00:04:14,130 --> 00:04:15,596 it's quixotic. Okay? 111 00:04:15,632 --> 00:04:17,532 I used the word too early in that sentence. 112 00:04:17,567 --> 00:04:18,533 [Drilling Continues] 113 00:04:18,568 --> 00:04:20,968 There's nothing normal about us! 114 00:04:21,004 --> 00:04:23,096 Guys, lets go. Tae Kwon Do belt day. 115 00:04:23,097 --> 00:04:25,780 What? No. Not today. No. 116 00:04:25,781 --> 00:04:26,697 My God. 117 00:04:26,732 --> 00:04:29,287 Why are you so dismissive of my accomplishments? 118 00:04:29,288 --> 00:04:30,787 You are the worst! 119 00:04:30,823 --> 00:04:31,922 [Sighs] 120 00:04:32,953 --> 00:04:33,650 She's not wrong. 121 00:04:33,651 --> 00:04:36,117 I know. 122 00:04:36,152 --> 00:04:37,785 123 00:04:37,820 --> 00:04:38,719 Hyah! 124 00:04:38,754 --> 00:04:39,987 Gyah! 125 00:04:41,590 --> 00:04:42,656 Oh, God. 126 00:04:42,691 --> 00:04:43,757 I forgot life was still happening. 127 00:04:43,793 --> 00:04:45,025 This is so weird. 128 00:04:46,438 --> 00:04:48,372 Yeah, it might be, but our daughter's 129 00:04:48,430 --> 00:04:50,378 about to show us her mastery of that weird thing, 130 00:04:50,385 --> 00:04:51,415 so we better pretend like we like it. 131 00:04:51,416 --> 00:04:52,915 I was talking about this. 132 00:04:52,950 --> 00:04:54,750 - Oh. Yes. - Oh! 133 00:04:54,785 --> 00:04:57,286 Yeah, what... Oh, God. What are you doing here? Hey. 134 00:04:57,321 --> 00:04:59,822 Oh, I'm sorry I gave up tickets to "Babe 3" 135 00:04:59,857 --> 00:05:01,156 to come see my niece. 136 00:05:01,192 --> 00:05:02,858 What are you going to a children's movie for? 137 00:05:02,894 --> 00:05:03,826 I like children's movies. 138 00:05:03,861 --> 00:05:04,927 What are you, a pedophile? 139 00:05:04,928 --> 00:05:06,028 There's no reason for you to be there 140 00:05:06,063 --> 00:05:07,462 unless you're trolling for kids. 141 00:05:07,821 --> 00:05:09,187 "Eh, where all the kids at?" 142 00:05:09,222 --> 00:05:10,788 Yeah? 'Cause that's fun. 143 00:05:11,405 --> 00:05:11,957 Ew. 144 00:05:13,204 --> 00:05:15,256 - Are you ready? - Yes, Sensei! 145 00:05:15,311 --> 00:05:17,495 - Is this your green-belt test? - Yes, Sensei! 146 00:05:17,530 --> 00:05:19,498 - Are you prepared? - Yes, Sensei! 147 00:05:20,834 --> 00:05:22,367 - And Jared? - Yes, Sensei! 148 00:05:22,402 --> 00:05:24,669 I go by Sapling in the Trees now. 149 00:05:24,704 --> 00:05:26,437 Jared's a great name. 150 00:05:29,776 --> 00:05:31,609 Hey, pal. Um... 151 00:05:31,645 --> 00:05:33,745 I can't believe Carlos would do. He's such a dick. 152 00:05:33,780 --> 00:05:36,532 Would you shut your damn stupid mouth? 153 00:05:36,548 --> 00:05:37,882 I'm trying to talk to my son. 154 00:05:37,917 --> 00:05:38,591 Please? 155 00:05:39,119 --> 00:05:41,686 You seem tense. You want a soda? 156 00:05:41,721 --> 00:05:43,087 No. No, I... 157 00:05:43,123 --> 00:05:44,889 A hot dog? 158 00:05:44,924 --> 00:05:45,823 Sure. 159 00:05:45,859 --> 00:05:47,025 Okay. 160 00:05:49,996 --> 00:05:51,095 [Sighs] 161 00:05:51,131 --> 00:05:52,416 Well, that was easy. 162 00:05:55,301 --> 00:05:57,802 I shall observe the tenets of Tae Kwon Do! 163 00:05:57,837 --> 00:06:00,138 STUDENTS: I shall observe the tenets of Tae Kwon Do! 164 00:06:00,173 --> 00:06:01,673 - Courtesy! - Courtesy! 165 00:06:01,708 --> 00:06:02,874 - Respect! - Respect! 166 00:06:02,909 --> 00:06:04,275 - Integrity! - Integrity! 167 00:06:04,310 --> 00:06:06,110 - In truth! - In truth! 168 00:06:06,146 --> 00:06:07,378 I will persevere! 169 00:06:07,414 --> 00:06:09,113 Oh, God. Better go get down there. 170 00:06:09,149 --> 00:06:09,853 I'll go. 171 00:06:12,655 --> 00:06:14,321 Hey, Delilah. Delilah. 172 00:06:15,118 --> 00:06:16,017 Are you okay? 173 00:06:16,052 --> 00:06:17,685 I don't... Don't talk to me! 174 00:06:17,721 --> 00:06:19,091 Super D, come here. Come here. Come here. 175 00:06:19,092 --> 00:06:19,778 Ow! 176 00:06:19,779 --> 00:06:21,144 You shall not pass! 177 00:06:21,179 --> 00:06:23,239 What is your problem? Out of the way. 178 00:06:23,286 --> 00:06:24,146 Sweetie, come here. 179 00:06:24,182 --> 00:06:25,515 You need to respect her wishes. 180 00:06:25,550 --> 00:06:27,717 She can have wishes when she's 18, all right? 181 00:06:27,753 --> 00:06:28,752 Ow! Shit! 182 00:06:28,787 --> 00:06:30,320 Delilah, do you know him? 183 00:06:30,355 --> 00:06:31,760 I thought I did. 184 00:06:31,846 --> 00:06:33,256 What are you talking about? 185 00:06:33,291 --> 00:06:35,759 You need to step away! Now! 186 00:06:35,794 --> 00:06:36,826 Perv! 187 00:06:36,862 --> 00:06:37,894 Perv? 188 00:06:37,929 --> 00:06:39,629 Hey, that doesn't hurt. Ow! 189 00:06:39,664 --> 00:06:42,132 Yeah, I heard you. Pedophile! 190 00:06:42,174 --> 00:06:43,392 What are you talking about? 191 00:06:43,393 --> 00:06:44,553 I am her father. 192 00:06:44,648 --> 00:06:45,620 How do I know that? 193 00:06:45,738 --> 00:06:47,554 Because I am. All right? 194 00:06:47,593 --> 00:06:50,089 Sweetheart, can you tell Daniel-san here 195 00:06:50,152 --> 00:06:51,885 that I am your dad, please? 196 00:06:51,920 --> 00:06:54,146 He trolls for kids at movies. 197 00:06:54,147 --> 00:06:55,947 You shut your mouth, you little... 198 00:06:55,982 --> 00:06:58,378 Little what? Trophy? Prize? 199 00:06:58,433 --> 00:07:00,918 What other pet names do you like to call little girls like us? 200 00:07:00,954 --> 00:07:03,783 Stop! Sweetie, come. 201 00:07:03,862 --> 00:07:05,069 Ew. "Sweetie." 202 00:07:05,148 --> 00:07:07,662 I know what happened. I heard you in court. 203 00:07:07,677 --> 00:07:10,433 You need to tell Jared what you did. 204 00:07:10,454 --> 00:07:11,326 What did you do? 205 00:07:11,327 --> 00:07:13,555 I didn't do anything, okay? It just... 206 00:07:13,590 --> 00:07:15,557 It just happened. 207 00:07:15,592 --> 00:07:17,852 You need to tell Jared the truth. 208 00:07:19,178 --> 00:07:20,086 Tell him! 209 00:07:21,254 --> 00:07:22,955 Tell me what you did! 210 00:07:23,191 --> 00:07:26,826 Would you settle down, both of you? 211 00:07:27,237 --> 00:07:28,236 God! 212 00:07:28,271 --> 00:07:29,504 It's like the third belt. 213 00:07:29,546 --> 00:07:31,214 You're not kicking anybody's ass. 214 00:07:35,097 --> 00:07:37,873 215 00:07:37,983 --> 00:07:39,683 Ah! Ah! 216 00:07:41,190 --> 00:07:42,386 She broke my board! 217 00:07:42,420 --> 00:07:44,097 You weren't gonna break it. 218 00:07:49,780 --> 00:07:50,473 You know, it's funny. 219 00:07:50,474 --> 00:07:52,707 I still remember a time when you couldn't come in here alone. 220 00:07:52,742 --> 00:07:55,143 I had to stand guard outside, look for dragons. 221 00:07:56,038 --> 00:07:57,080 JARED: Yeah, well, I'm over that 222 00:07:57,081 --> 00:07:59,181 'cause I found out they were extinct. 223 00:07:59,217 --> 00:08:00,016 Right. 224 00:08:01,164 --> 00:08:01,889 Yeah. 225 00:08:02,499 --> 00:08:04,032 So, listen, about what happened in court. 226 00:08:04,034 --> 00:08:05,066 Um... 227 00:08:05,845 --> 00:08:08,066 This Carlos guy, he's... 228 00:08:09,069 --> 00:08:13,229 You, uh, take off your clothes to go to the bathroom, pal? 229 00:08:13,264 --> 00:08:14,563 What? Oh, yeah, always. 230 00:08:15,240 --> 00:08:16,692 I guess I stopped paying attention 231 00:08:16,726 --> 00:08:19,927 once you learned to go on your own, so, uh... 232 00:08:19,961 --> 00:08:21,227 All of them. 233 00:08:21,263 --> 00:08:23,196 Yeah, what... what were you gonna say? 234 00:08:23,231 --> 00:08:24,664 Uh... 235 00:08:27,802 --> 00:08:29,536 I just, um... 236 00:08:30,165 --> 00:08:31,689 We need to have a little talk. 237 00:08:36,444 --> 00:08:37,877 About that. 238 00:08:41,356 --> 00:08:43,156 [Sighs] 239 00:08:43,785 --> 00:08:46,692 Paternity results? I don't get it. 240 00:08:48,651 --> 00:08:50,418 S-So if I open this envelope, 241 00:08:50,420 --> 00:08:53,135 it'll either say you're my dad or you're not my dad? 242 00:08:53,502 --> 00:08:55,638 Uh... yeah. 243 00:08:57,154 --> 00:08:58,489 Do you know what it says? 244 00:08:59,668 --> 00:09:00,232 I don't. 245 00:09:02,170 --> 00:09:03,136 Dad? 246 00:09:03,171 --> 00:09:04,404 Yeah? 247 00:09:04,439 --> 00:09:06,139 I don't want to open it. 248 00:09:06,174 --> 00:09:09,509 Then don't, pal. Don't. 249 00:09:09,544 --> 00:09:11,210 Well, I kind of want to know. 250 00:09:13,436 --> 00:09:14,681 Yeah, yeah. 251 00:09:15,982 --> 00:09:18,318 Yeah, me too. 252 00:09:18,353 --> 00:09:19,919 Your weapon demonstration? 253 00:09:19,955 --> 00:09:21,732 Nunchukas. 254 00:09:22,524 --> 00:09:24,223 Nine-ring-sword sword, sir. 255 00:09:25,258 --> 00:09:26,560 It's a broadsword. 256 00:09:26,595 --> 00:09:28,995 You remind me so much of my Jared. 257 00:09:30,365 --> 00:09:31,831 You know, all this would go away 258 00:09:31,866 --> 00:09:33,505 if you just gave Carlos what he wants. 259 00:09:33,506 --> 00:09:35,873 Oh, God. I screwed up so bad. 260 00:09:35,909 --> 00:09:37,175 It's gonna be okay. 261 00:09:37,210 --> 00:09:39,610 Just give him that old, rusty ass. 262 00:09:39,646 --> 00:09:41,384 It's a little fat for your frame, 263 00:09:41,418 --> 00:09:43,351 but it still looks pretty good for a woman your age. 264 00:09:43,353 --> 00:09:45,918 No! The older it gets, the more valuable it gets. 265 00:09:45,952 --> 00:09:46,918 Damn straight! 266 00:09:46,984 --> 00:09:48,217 Just give him the ass. 267 00:09:48,853 --> 00:09:50,953 You've been sitting on it for 13 years. 268 00:09:50,967 --> 00:09:54,078 I will never give it to him. He has no right to it. 269 00:09:54,087 --> 00:09:55,493 And I will fight him until my last breath. 270 00:09:55,495 --> 00:09:57,195 Well, don't fight too hard. 271 00:09:57,230 --> 00:09:59,664 I hear ass play gets pretty fun in your 50s. 272 00:09:59,699 --> 00:10:01,899 I'm 39. 273 00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:02,900 JARED: Dad? 274 00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:03,702 Yeah? 275 00:10:03,703 --> 00:10:05,168 Do you want to beat up Carlos? 276 00:10:06,123 --> 00:10:07,696 You know, pal, uh, 277 00:10:07,845 --> 00:10:10,025 violence is never really the answer. 278 00:10:10,060 --> 00:10:11,126 You know? 279 00:10:11,161 --> 00:10:13,062 That's what I've been trying to teach you guys 280 00:10:13,063 --> 00:10:15,195 all along the way, but, uh... 281 00:10:15,230 --> 00:10:17,902 I'm just failing miserably at it. 282 00:10:19,910 --> 00:10:20,552 Whoa, what was that? 283 00:10:20,553 --> 00:10:23,653 I, uh, tripped over a garbage can. 284 00:10:23,689 --> 00:10:26,001 I don't know why they leave these things out. 285 00:10:26,002 --> 00:10:27,435 Oh. 286 00:10:36,879 --> 00:10:38,446 Hyah! 287 00:10:44,187 --> 00:10:45,619 [Grunts] 288 00:10:53,775 --> 00:10:55,268 I-I want you to open it. 289 00:10:56,627 --> 00:10:58,460 Yeah? You sure? 290 00:10:58,461 --> 00:10:59,941 Yeah. 291 00:10:59,969 --> 00:11:01,276 Okay. 292 00:11:17,700 --> 00:11:20,033 [Sobbing] 293 00:11:22,792 --> 00:11:24,191 What does it say? 294 00:11:26,068 --> 00:11:27,295 What do you think it says? [Sniffles] 295 00:11:28,042 --> 00:11:29,730 That you're my dad. 296 00:11:35,505 --> 00:11:36,804 Yeah. 297 00:11:36,839 --> 00:11:38,806 I knew it. 298 00:11:38,841 --> 00:11:41,342 [Sniffles] 299 00:11:41,962 --> 00:11:45,746 Um, just listen to me. 300 00:11:46,130 --> 00:11:48,782 Whatever happens going forward, 301 00:11:49,723 --> 00:11:55,181 um, just know that I'll always be with you, okay? 302 00:11:56,935 --> 00:11:58,156 What about when you're dead? 303 00:11:59,536 --> 00:12:00,602 I'll still be there. 304 00:12:00,603 --> 00:12:02,438 Cool. Ghost dad. 305 00:12:05,709 --> 00:12:06,908 I love you so much. 306 00:12:15,787 --> 00:12:17,099 Where do the parents sit? 307 00:12:17,247 --> 00:12:18,287 You got a kid here? 308 00:12:22,386 --> 00:12:24,653 One that I know of, amigo. 309 00:12:24,689 --> 00:12:26,381 What is he doing here? 310 00:12:29,860 --> 00:12:31,529 What the hell are you doing here? 311 00:12:31,537 --> 00:12:32,699 Maybe he just wants to talk. 312 00:12:32,700 --> 00:12:34,433 - Oh, is that what he wants? - I'm guessing. 313 00:12:34,470 --> 00:12:35,369 What else would I want? 314 00:12:35,404 --> 00:12:36,537 You want the ass. 315 00:12:36,572 --> 00:12:38,138 Give it to him. He's gorgeous. 316 00:12:38,174 --> 00:12:39,673 Shh, shut it. 317 00:12:39,708 --> 00:12:41,909 Do you understand the damage you've caused my family? 318 00:12:41,944 --> 00:12:43,777 I am so sorry. That was not my intention. 319 00:12:43,812 --> 00:12:46,313 You give me what I want, and this whole thing goes away. 320 00:12:46,348 --> 00:12:47,381 No! 321 00:12:47,974 --> 00:12:48,895 [Scoffs] This is crazy! 322 00:12:48,896 --> 00:12:51,128 Just give him the ass, and we'll stop! 323 00:12:52,376 --> 00:12:53,257 "We"? 324 00:12:54,998 --> 00:12:56,472 _ 325 00:12:56,569 --> 00:12:58,969 I'm on the hook for 15 frack houses. 326 00:12:59,005 --> 00:12:59,970 Jesus. 327 00:13:00,006 --> 00:13:01,639 When did clean water become a right? 328 00:13:01,674 --> 00:13:02,840 And it gets worse. 329 00:13:03,828 --> 00:13:05,843 Your sister, she wants a divorce from me. 330 00:13:07,291 --> 00:13:09,511 How are we supposed to get half of what she has 331 00:13:09,512 --> 00:13:11,012 if you're getting a divorce? 332 00:13:11,466 --> 00:13:13,733 God! You're so stupid. 333 00:13:13,768 --> 00:13:17,336 Don't worry. I will make them pay. 334 00:13:17,372 --> 00:13:19,181 How did you find my bag, Carlos? 335 00:13:19,182 --> 00:13:20,114 She told me. 336 00:13:21,160 --> 00:13:22,037 We were talking. 337 00:13:22,038 --> 00:13:23,905 If you wanted it so bad, why did you give it back to me? 338 00:13:23,941 --> 00:13:25,343 He didn't want it. I wanted it. 339 00:13:25,344 --> 00:13:26,777 He wanted you, stupid. 340 00:13:26,812 --> 00:13:28,712 - After everything I've done for you. - [Gasps] 341 00:13:28,747 --> 00:13:31,181 [Crowd Murmuring] 342 00:13:35,821 --> 00:13:37,487 Brat! 343 00:13:53,286 --> 00:13:54,344 Stay down! 344 00:13:56,077 --> 00:13:57,110 Babe! 345 00:13:57,520 --> 00:13:58,819 [Coughs] 346 00:13:58,933 --> 00:13:59,980 What the hell? 347 00:14:00,016 --> 00:14:03,484 Oh, look who it is. It's Jareb. 348 00:14:03,519 --> 00:14:05,052 I have something to tell you. 349 00:14:05,087 --> 00:14:05,986 Don't you tell him. 350 00:14:06,022 --> 00:14:06,921 Oh, what, the truth? 351 00:14:06,956 --> 00:14:07,988 You shut your mouth. 352 00:14:08,024 --> 00:14:09,323 Last chance, Petirroja. 353 00:14:09,358 --> 00:14:11,325 - Don't call me that ever again. - Okay. 354 00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:13,561 Sorry to have to do this to your family. 355 00:14:14,215 --> 00:14:16,197 Jareb, I am your... 356 00:14:16,232 --> 00:14:17,731 [Crowd Gasps] 357 00:14:19,431 --> 00:14:20,584 - Holy shit! - Holy shit! 358 00:14:20,585 --> 00:14:22,083 Yeah, we're good, right? 359 00:14:22,117 --> 00:14:23,617 Let's go. 360 00:14:23,653 --> 00:14:26,187 Yeah. What the...? 361 00:14:26,222 --> 00:14:28,089 Get off me! Out of our way, kids. Let's go. 362 00:14:28,124 --> 00:14:29,390 - [Groaning] - Out of our way. 363 00:14:29,426 --> 00:14:30,558 [Gavel Bangs] 364 00:14:31,969 --> 00:14:35,062 So, Mr. Camacho. 365 00:14:35,098 --> 00:14:39,067 You are withdrawing all claims and granting a full divorce? 366 00:14:39,102 --> 00:14:41,169 That is correct, Your Honor. 367 00:14:41,204 --> 00:14:44,272 I don't know why. We had this thing won. 368 00:14:44,307 --> 00:14:45,907 This is crazy, right? 369 00:14:45,942 --> 00:14:49,335 I'm not sure I fully understand all of this. 370 00:14:49,336 --> 00:14:50,635 Me, neither. 371 00:14:51,949 --> 00:14:53,849 372 00:14:54,306 --> 00:14:55,639 Vanessa? 373 00:14:55,674 --> 00:14:58,108 [Clicks Tongue] 374 00:14:58,541 --> 00:14:59,941 Vanessa! 375 00:15:06,552 --> 00:15:07,684 Sorry, man. 376 00:15:08,893 --> 00:15:11,088 You wouldn't have come if I asked. 377 00:15:11,797 --> 00:15:12,356 So, listen. 378 00:15:12,391 --> 00:15:14,024 I don't really know what you want, okay? 379 00:15:14,059 --> 00:15:15,158 But, uh, I got money. 380 00:15:15,194 --> 00:15:16,893 If that's it, I'll give it to you. 381 00:15:16,929 --> 00:15:18,595 But please, I'm asking you, 382 00:15:18,631 --> 00:15:22,733 On Monday morning at court, can you just drop the lawsuit? 383 00:15:24,493 --> 00:15:26,670 [Normal Voice] I'll tell you what I'll drop. 384 00:15:26,705 --> 00:15:28,438 I'm gonna drop you. 385 00:15:28,474 --> 00:15:30,674 Just like you dropped that bullshit accent. 386 00:15:30,709 --> 00:15:32,909 [Laughing] Yeah. I just use it to, um... 387 00:15:32,945 --> 00:15:34,778 [Spanish Accent] How you say... 388 00:15:34,813 --> 00:15:36,568 [Normal Voice] make your wife wet. 389 00:15:36,569 --> 00:15:38,715 [Laughs] 390 00:15:39,465 --> 00:15:40,627 I knew it wasn't real. 391 00:15:40,760 --> 00:15:41,892 So, we have a deal? 392 00:15:41,928 --> 00:15:43,928 What do I get out of this deal? 393 00:15:43,963 --> 00:15:46,497 You get to walk away knowing you did the right thing? 394 00:15:48,601 --> 00:15:50,034 If I don't? 395 00:15:52,107 --> 00:15:55,175 When you went to give Vanessa her phone back, did you see him? 396 00:15:55,210 --> 00:15:56,343 Who? 397 00:15:56,378 --> 00:15:57,511 Him. 398 00:15:58,521 --> 00:15:59,111 No. 399 00:16:03,550 --> 00:16:05,692 Oh, I will destroy you! 400 00:16:06,664 --> 00:16:07,917 What the hell are you doing? 401 00:16:07,918 --> 00:16:08,884 Capoeira. 402 00:16:08,919 --> 00:16:10,519 Is that dance-fighting? 403 00:16:10,554 --> 00:16:12,087 Oh, you 'bout to find out. 404 00:16:12,122 --> 00:16:13,288 [Pants Rip] 405 00:16:13,323 --> 00:16:14,923 You just ripped your pants, asshole. 406 00:16:14,958 --> 00:16:17,388 Last time, guy. Just drop the lawsuit. 407 00:16:17,467 --> 00:16:19,000 We don't have to do this. 408 00:16:21,023 --> 00:16:22,556 My son can do that. 409 00:16:22,591 --> 00:16:23,657 My son. 410 00:16:23,692 --> 00:16:25,445 How did you break your hands? 411 00:16:25,446 --> 00:16:28,896 Like I said, I fell down the stairs. 412 00:16:30,139 --> 00:16:32,600 How do you break your hands falling down the stairs? 413 00:16:32,601 --> 00:16:34,267 I don't want to do this, man. 414 00:16:34,301 --> 00:16:35,233 Too late. 415 00:16:35,269 --> 00:16:36,601 Aah! 416 00:16:36,637 --> 00:16:38,270 You broke my hand! 417 00:16:38,305 --> 00:16:39,371 I told you. 418 00:16:39,406 --> 00:16:41,373 I got a rock for a head. 419 00:16:41,408 --> 00:16:42,607 Nothing hurts. 420 00:16:42,643 --> 00:16:44,743 Lookit. 421 00:16:46,313 --> 00:16:50,115 Oh, God! My other hand. 422 00:16:50,150 --> 00:16:51,550 I didn't hit him that hard. 423 00:16:51,585 --> 00:16:52,584 You hit him pretty hard. 424 00:16:52,619 --> 00:16:53,652 I really didn't. 425 00:16:53,687 --> 00:16:55,554 You're a mama grizzly, okay? 426 00:16:55,589 --> 00:16:57,055 When you're protecting your cubs, 427 00:16:57,090 --> 00:16:58,790 you don't know your own strength. 428 00:16:58,826 --> 00:17:00,465 It's true, but I... Let me see your hands. 429 00:17:00,598 --> 00:17:01,026 Hm? 430 00:17:01,061 --> 00:17:02,627 I just want to look at your hands. 431 00:17:02,663 --> 00:17:03,594 What for? 432 00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:06,932 What about them? 433 00:17:09,102 --> 00:17:11,703 Mama bear did her worst with the nunchucks. 434 00:17:12,406 --> 00:17:14,303 You really think you can top that? 435 00:17:17,044 --> 00:17:18,015 What's this? 436 00:17:18,234 --> 00:17:20,298 Oh, this? You'll see. 437 00:17:21,269 --> 00:17:23,703 You never know when a good piece of foil comes in handy. 438 00:17:23,738 --> 00:17:25,138 So, listen. 439 00:17:25,173 --> 00:17:26,839 Try to be best 'cause you're only a man 440 00:17:26,875 --> 00:17:28,674 About that mama-grizzly thing. 441 00:17:28,710 --> 00:17:29,842 You're totally right. 442 00:17:29,878 --> 00:17:31,177 They are dangerous. 443 00:17:31,212 --> 00:17:34,380 You know what's worse than a mama grizzly? 444 00:17:34,415 --> 00:17:35,248 Daddy grizzly. 445 00:17:35,283 --> 00:17:36,783 History repeats itself 446 00:17:36,818 --> 00:17:37,850 Last chance. 447 00:17:37,886 --> 00:17:39,919 Try and you'll succeed 448 00:17:39,954 --> 00:17:42,288 I've never back down from a fight. 449 00:17:42,323 --> 00:17:44,991 That's what I was hoping you'd say. 450 00:17:47,787 --> 00:17:50,421 You're the best around 451 00:17:50,698 --> 00:17:53,032 Nothing's gonna ever keep you down 452 00:17:53,067 --> 00:17:56,235 You're the best around 453 00:17:56,271 --> 00:17:58,353 You see this? Huh? 454 00:17:58,416 --> 00:17:59,639 Can you still see? 455 00:17:59,674 --> 00:18:00,740 Come closer. 456 00:18:00,775 --> 00:18:01,808 Sit up, sit up. That's it. 457 00:18:01,843 --> 00:18:03,075 A father is more than a seed. 458 00:18:03,111 --> 00:18:04,610 [Grunts] 459 00:18:04,646 --> 00:18:07,213 A find this highly suspicious. 460 00:18:07,906 --> 00:18:11,083 It was very slippery stairs. Very slick. 461 00:18:11,563 --> 00:18:12,785 What did he say? 462 00:18:12,821 --> 00:18:14,287 I have no idea. 463 00:18:14,322 --> 00:18:17,256 And you are not being forced to do this in any way? 464 00:18:17,292 --> 00:18:20,160 This action is of your own free will? 465 00:18:21,062 --> 00:18:23,696 You're the best around 466 00:18:23,731 --> 00:18:25,231 Nothing's gonna ever keep you down 467 00:18:25,266 --> 00:18:27,233 Get up! You like it right there? 468 00:18:27,268 --> 00:18:29,335 You're the best around 469 00:18:29,370 --> 00:18:31,370 Nothing's gonna ever bring you down 470 00:18:31,406 --> 00:18:34,006 You're the best around 471 00:18:34,042 --> 00:18:36,375 Nothing, nothing 472 00:18:36,411 --> 00:18:38,878 You're the best around 473 00:18:38,913 --> 00:18:40,379 Yeah 474 00:18:40,415 --> 00:18:42,715 So, you're gonna drop this paternity lawsuit, 475 00:18:42,750 --> 00:18:45,322 and you're gonna stay away from my family forever. 476 00:18:45,323 --> 00:18:46,889 [Groaning] 477 00:18:46,924 --> 00:18:47,823 Oh. 478 00:18:48,875 --> 00:18:49,792 One more thing. 479 00:18:49,827 --> 00:18:51,727 - [Groaning] - He's turning. 480 00:18:53,965 --> 00:18:55,698 I would also like to say... 481 00:18:55,733 --> 00:18:57,533 He would also like to say... 482 00:18:57,568 --> 00:18:58,968 [Groaning] 483 00:18:59,003 --> 00:19:01,103 He's just moaning now. A little bit of moaning. 484 00:19:01,138 --> 00:19:03,072 That the paternity documents were forged. 485 00:19:03,107 --> 00:19:04,940 That the paternity documents were forged. 486 00:19:04,976 --> 00:19:06,609 - And they were false. - They were false. 487 00:19:06,644 --> 00:19:09,144 Also... And I would also like to say that I'm very sorry. 488 00:19:09,180 --> 00:19:11,884 He'd also like to slay some calamari. 489 00:19:11,885 --> 00:19:13,218 Okay, then. 490 00:19:13,253 --> 00:19:15,810 We'll have you brought up on false-document charges soon. 491 00:19:15,850 --> 00:19:18,056 But first, I hereby grant this divorce. 492 00:19:18,091 --> 00:19:19,124 Congratulations. 493 00:19:19,159 --> 00:19:21,059 Yes! 494 00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:25,196 CARLOS: [Groaning] 495 00:19:25,544 --> 00:19:26,743 Nice job, pal. 496 00:19:26,786 --> 00:19:28,693 Call me if you ever need a lawyer. 497 00:19:28,694 --> 00:19:29,968 Sure. 498 00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:31,269 Easy does it. Easy. 499 00:19:31,305 --> 00:19:32,804 Whoopsie. 500 00:19:32,839 --> 00:19:33,838 [Groaning] 501 00:19:33,874 --> 00:19:34,639 Oh, what? 502 00:19:34,675 --> 00:19:37,008 What did I do? 503 00:19:37,044 --> 00:19:39,444 504 00:19:39,479 --> 00:19:40,812 - [Groaning] - Ah! 505 00:19:45,095 --> 00:19:46,627 Oh, baby 506 00:19:46,663 --> 00:19:51,132 This is the part when I say I don't want ya 507 00:19:51,167 --> 00:19:53,735 I'm stronger than I've been before 508 00:19:53,770 --> 00:19:58,606 This is the part when I break free 509 00:19:58,641 --> 00:20:01,309 'Cause I can't resist it no more 510 00:20:01,344 --> 00:20:06,080 This is the part when I say I don't want ya 511 00:20:06,116 --> 00:20:09,517 I'm stronger than I've been before 512 00:20:09,906 --> 00:20:10,752 You know, babe? 513 00:20:10,787 --> 00:20:11,819 Hm? 514 00:20:11,855 --> 00:20:13,054 I think... 515 00:20:13,089 --> 00:20:15,209 I think everything's gonna be okay now. 516 00:20:16,340 --> 00:20:16,933 Yeah... 517 00:20:17,794 --> 00:20:18,724 I don't know. 518 00:20:20,744 --> 00:20:21,661 What don't you know? 519 00:20:22,706 --> 00:20:23,742 I don't think it's gonna be okay. 520 00:20:23,743 --> 00:20:25,176 - You don't? - No. 521 00:20:25,593 --> 00:20:27,175 I think it's gonna be great. 522 00:20:28,214 --> 00:20:29,520 [Drill Whirring] 523 00:20:29,521 --> 00:20:30,420 Ah, geez. 524 00:20:30,456 --> 00:20:31,588 - What? - That. 525 00:20:31,623 --> 00:20:32,722 What? 526 00:20:32,758 --> 00:20:34,491 Ugh. Zzzt. 527 00:20:34,526 --> 00:20:36,526 You hear that? Zzzt. 528 00:20:36,562 --> 00:20:37,461 Zzzt. 529 00:20:37,496 --> 00:20:38,462 It's so annoying. 530 00:20:38,497 --> 00:20:39,391 It sounds real serious. 531 00:20:39,392 --> 00:20:40,456 It's Zzzt. 532 00:20:40,492 --> 00:20:42,659 - I'm going to bed. - Zzzt. 533 00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:44,484 - God. - Going to bed. 534 00:20:44,485 --> 00:20:46,018 I'll meet you there in a bit. 535 00:20:46,053 --> 00:20:47,253 - Hey, Nate. - Hm? 536 00:20:47,279 --> 00:20:48,252 Do you want to consummate this thing? 537 00:20:48,253 --> 00:20:50,018 'Cause I got about 10 minutes, and then I'm [Whistles] 538 00:20:50,054 --> 00:20:51,453 Oh, shit. Yeah, yeah. 539 00:20:51,488 --> 00:20:52,988 Yeah. Yes, I do. Just gonna take out the trash. 540 00:20:53,023 --> 00:20:54,156 - Right now? - Yeah. 541 00:20:54,191 --> 00:20:55,691 - Oh, come on, man. Why? - What? 542 00:20:55,726 --> 00:20:56,725 Do you want some of this? 543 00:20:56,760 --> 00:20:57,960 Do you want roaches? 544 00:20:57,995 --> 00:20:59,227 Well, nobody wants... Well, yeah. 545 00:20:59,263 --> 00:21:00,329 - Right? - Okay. 546 00:21:00,364 --> 00:21:01,863 - Keep it awake, though. - Yep. It's... 547 00:21:01,899 --> 00:21:03,925 - I'm gonna get in that. - Shh! 548 00:21:05,424 --> 00:21:05,901 Oh, hey. 549 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,237 Did you guys just move in next door? 550 00:21:11,199 --> 00:21:11,506 Yeah? 551 00:21:11,542 --> 00:21:12,841 Do me a favor. 552 00:21:12,876 --> 00:21:14,343 Knock it off with the drilling, would you? 553 00:21:14,732 --> 00:21:16,131 You can hear that? 554 00:21:16,133 --> 00:21:18,133 Zzzt, zzzt. Zzzt. 555 00:21:18,292 --> 00:21:19,776 Yeah. Yeah, I can. 556 00:21:19,894 --> 00:21:21,016 It's annoying. 557 00:21:21,051 --> 00:21:24,720 Seriously, how many shelves do you have to hang, right? 558 00:21:24,755 --> 00:21:29,157 Yeah, life's about to get good for the Parkers. 559 00:21:29,193 --> 00:21:32,094 Ah, shit! 560 00:21:34,386 --> 00:21:39,811 - Synced and corrected by hawken45 - - www.addic7ed.com - 561 00:21:39,861 --> 00:21:44,411 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 37360

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