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What is the point of paying premiums
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if you fail to reimburse us every month?
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No! I've already held twice.
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You bloody hold!
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Let's see how that turns out, shall we?
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Jimmy, did you remember to
pick up Dylan's running shoes
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- and go to the pharmacy?
- I did remember.
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Great, thanks.
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I did not actually do
it, but you're welcome.
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[SIGHS] I'll do it.
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Oh, no.
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Mom, I think you got jury duty.
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That sucks, honey.
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Trapped in that room for
hours with nothing to do.
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Maya? Maya?
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[SOFT MUSIC PLAYS]
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? I thought that all my life would be ?
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? Fighting insurance companies ?
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? But suddenly, I begin to see ?
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? Court-ordered time off for me ?
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[BEEP!]
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? 'Cause I've got a golden ticket ?
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[SNIFFS]
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? A special-needs mum's
excuse to do jack squat ?
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[UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS]
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? Can't pick up groceries, mop the floor ?
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? I'll say "too bad"
in response to your ?
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- ? Good morning ?
- [BIRDS CHIRPING]
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- ? I need Wednesday off ?
- Too bad.
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? A calendar with a color for ?
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? Three children, some
days, it's more like four ?
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? Good morning, hon ? [COUGHS]
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? I have a bad cough ?
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? I can't wipe this o-o-off ?
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? I never thought I'd get caught up ?
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? On all the dumb
magazines I've missed ?
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? With a coffee machine without a cup ?
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- ? Please, a female assist ?
- Hold it.
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? 'Cause I've got a golden ticket ?
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?
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? I've got a civic duty to fulfill ?
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You said "doody."
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You're not here!
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?
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- Good morning.
- JURORS: ? Good morning ?
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- Group number two.
- ? Group number two ?
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?
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- ? Good morning! ?
- Whoa.
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- ? I hope I get you ?
- [GRUNTS]
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- ? God, what did you do-o? ?
- ? God, what did you do-o? ?
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? I never thought I'd see a day ?
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? A hit-and-run case
would make me laugh ?
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? I'm getting paid 15 bucks a day ?
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And lunch is an hour and a half?!
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? But I've got a golden ticket ?
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? She's got a golden ticket ?
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? I've got a guilt-free
reason to shut down ?
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? And not for the nearby court ?
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? It's the one... down... tow-ow-ow-ow-n ?
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- Yeah! Whoo!
- Yeah! Whoo!
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Maya. Maya?
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[GROANS] I guess I got to do it.
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[SIGHS]
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- Synced and corrected by VitoSilans -
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Guys, I have an announcement.
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I've realized that, for a long time,
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I've been so focused on Taylor,
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I've neglected the very thing
that matters the most to me.
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Over-application of Axe body spray?
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"Farting in your sleep"?
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Making pronouncements about yourself
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that open you up to ridicule?
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- Family!
- Oh, family.
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So, I decided
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to focus my attention
on you lovely people.
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Have you given up on Taylor?
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Yeah, I saw a glimmer of hope,
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but I think she's finally
realized she's out of my league.
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Mom, be honest with me.
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Taylor's out of my league, isn't she?
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Oh, no!
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Of all the days for
me to have jury duty.
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Let me see if I can postpone it.
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Oh, no. I can't.
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[VOCALIZING HAPPILY]
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[SIGHS] So, what do you say, Dad?
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Want to take your son
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on one of those driving lessons
we've been talking about?
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Ohh, Dylan and I have plans.
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We're picking up some
stuff for JJ's man cave.
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Maybe when I get back?
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I can come with. Dylan won't mind.
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Wow.
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You have been gone a long time.
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KENNETH CELLPHONE: ? Chillin' now ?
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? Oh, come on, come on ?
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? Ahh ?
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? Ahh... ?
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It's... It's my mom.
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"That's his... " D-A... "dating app.
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Someone matched with him."
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Ooh! Let's see this lucky lady.
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- Run!
- Give me that!
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Save yourself!
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All right, let's see.
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Uh...
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Huh!
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Four pictures of you in a van.
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You're living in that thing.
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Next.
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"I thought she was pretty."
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If you like her, get your own profile.
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"Should I?"
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That's a big step.
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I-I'd have to talk it
over with your mother.
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"I wasn't asking permission. I'm 18."
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Huh!
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That is so much easier. Best of luck.
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Let me know when you take a wife.
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Vacation beverage? Check.
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New book that's actually six years old.
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"Soon to be a major motion picture."
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Gosh, I wonder how that turned out.
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Please look at your juror badge.
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If your number starts with 1, 5, or 9,
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you are excused. You can go home now.
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If I didn't call your number,
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you must stay here
through the end of the day.
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- Yes!
- MELANIE: Yes!
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Melanie Hertzal.
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Objection!
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This woman is my enemy.
Please have her removed.
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Sustained?
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You can't do that. You're not a judge.
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She's so rude.
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If you want to throw the book
at her, I have "Gone Girl."
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Oh, Dad. You're back.
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I thought we were gonna go on a ride.
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Oh, yeah. Sorry.
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Let us just finish this point.
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When did you get so good at Ping-Pong?
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I guess when you were off with Taylor.
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You have time for stuff like this
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when you're not in a relationship.
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- You're married to Mom.
- I remembered that.
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Okay, Dad, just get me
whenever this point ends.
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But, Daddy, we're in
the middle of a game.
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She said "Daddy," Ray.
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- What about me?
- Come on, don't be like that.
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This isn't gonna take that long.
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Yeah. We're not very good.
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?
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[MONOTONE] Ray, stop. Come back.
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"Film director, chocolate lover,
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rocks a wheelchair, nonverbal badass."
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Yeah, man. That's you! [CHUCKLES]
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Nice pictures,
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except let's get one without the shirt.
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Good.
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That was a test, and you passed.
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Never strip for an online picture.
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I know I never have. [CHUCKLES]
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My mama raised me right. No dummy.
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Don't search for it.
It's... It's not there.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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Okay, so, are we posting this?
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?
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[COMPUTER BEEPS]
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[CHUCKLING] All right.
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Hello, ladies! We're live.
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[LAUGHS]
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Yeah.
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[CHUCES]
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?
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I forgot to tell you, this part sucks.
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Do any of you, for
any reason, feel unable
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to be an impartial juror in this case?
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Your Honor, I'm afraid I
have to answer yes... for her.
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She lied her way into a slot
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at a school that would've
been perfect for my son.
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Her daughter also broke
my other son's heart.
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Those are false accusations.
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Please dismiss the stupid
juror with the ugly earrings.
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What does any of this have
to do with my vandalism trial?
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Your Honor, I believe
your hallowed courtroom
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is no place for a
garbage human like her.
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Get rid of her and keep me.
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I will give you such a good verdict.
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Keep me, and my verdict
will blow your mind.
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- Are you even a U.S. citizen?
- I think so!
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Let's not openly campaign
against other jurors.
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[WHISPERING] You're not the only
slacking-off special-needs mom here.
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You will not ruin this!
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[WHISPERING] You're ruining this for me!
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I came here to get
away from my home drama.
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You are my home drama!
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Go away and let me read
"Gone Girl" in peace.
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Oh, she isn't dead, and
they end up together.
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[GASPS]
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You are Satan's hemorrhoid!
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- Dismiss her!
- Dismiss her!
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You're both staying!
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Five bucks says they're
special-needs moms.
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[BANGS GAVEL]
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[INHALES DEEPLY]
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- Dad stealer!
- [CHUCKLING] What?
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He and I had a good thing going,
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but I took my eye off the
ball, and you swooped in.
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Whatever you say, Tiny Sweatshirt.
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I wore this for school
photos a couple years ago,
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and Dad said it looked... this
is a direct quote... "nice."
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Well, now it looks...
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And this is a direct
quote... "desperate."
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This isn't over.
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Oh, yes.
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There's stuff I can do
with Dad that you can't...
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Guy stuff. That's right.
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I'm not afraid to use
my masculine wiles.
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Oh, hey, Dylan.
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That's a nice color on you.
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Ray, you left something in here.
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Bye-bye!
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JUDGE: I rule that the
defendant's confession
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is, in fact, admissible.
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We'll take a brief recess.
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A confession and these pictures?
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This'll be done soon.
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Damn it!
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My vacation is ending
before it even began.
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What if it doesn't have to?
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What if a certain juror
or two can't decide?
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Are you suggesting a truce?
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I'm not suggesting we become friends,
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but if we keep our
family issues out of this,
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we can focus on the task at hand...
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Keeping this case going
as long as possible.
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I'm not giving up my golden ticket.
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Did you sing that song, too?
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Yep.
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Okay, buddy. We got some bites.
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I'll be over there.
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Now, if it's going well, I'll hang back.
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If you need a rescue,
knock over your drink,
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- and I'll come swooping in.
- I'm sorry,
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did you just tell him
to knock over his drink?
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No.
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Yeah.
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I loved your profile.
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You actually look a lot
like my ex-boyfriend.
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See?
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And my one before that.
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And the one before that.
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- [DRINK CLATTERS, SPILLS]
- Oh!
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This could not have
come at a better time.
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I'm applying to colleges right now,
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and they are going to love
that my boyfriend's disabled.
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I saw your profile, and I
knew that I could heal you.
258
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Hold these crystals.
259
00:08:48,952 --> 00:08:51,652
Just don't hold them together.
They're really powerful.
260
00:08:51,654 --> 00:08:52,929
[GROANS]
261
00:08:52,932 --> 00:08:53,998
[DRINK CLATTERS, SPILLS]
262
00:08:54,001 --> 00:08:55,200
Could you do that before?
263
00:08:57,060 --> 00:08:59,648
10 guilty, 2 not guilty.
264
00:08:59,651 --> 00:09:00,817
I'm sorry.
265
00:09:00,820 --> 00:09:02,363
How does anyone think
that he didn't do it?
266
00:09:02,365 --> 00:09:03,798
The man deserves his day in court.
267
00:09:03,801 --> 00:09:04,895
That's what we just did.
268
00:09:04,898 --> 00:09:06,467
I don't think he did it.
269
00:09:06,469 --> 00:09:09,356
- He seems like a really nice guy to me.
- He confessed.
270
00:09:09,359 --> 00:09:10,671
And you're just going to
take the word of a vandal?
271
00:09:10,673 --> 00:09:12,790
So, you do think he did
it. Let's vote again.
272
00:09:12,793 --> 00:09:14,409
Guilty?
273
00:09:14,411 --> 00:09:16,345
It's pretty clear we're
gonna be here awhile.
274
00:09:16,348 --> 00:09:19,380
Yeah, justice will be
served, and I, for one,
275
00:09:19,382 --> 00:09:21,682
am willing to stay here
as long as it takes.
276
00:09:21,684 --> 00:09:23,518
Lunch. 90 minutes.
277
00:09:23,520 --> 00:09:24,752
Ooh!
278
00:09:24,754 --> 00:09:26,854
Is the new "Fifty Shades"
movie 90 minutes long?
279
00:09:26,856 --> 00:09:28,656
Well, the first 90 minutes of it is.
280
00:09:28,658 --> 00:09:30,158
[WATER RUNNING]
281
00:09:30,160 --> 00:09:31,392
Oh.
282
00:09:31,394 --> 00:09:33,161
- [WATER STOPS]
- Oh, welcome, Dad.
283
00:09:33,163 --> 00:09:35,630
- Everything okay?
- I don't know.
284
00:09:35,632 --> 00:09:37,465
"Dad, meet me in the bathroom
285
00:09:37,467 --> 00:09:40,268
for some long-overdue
man-on-man time.
286
00:09:40,270 --> 00:09:42,069
Loose-fitting attire recommended,"
287
00:09:42,071 --> 00:09:44,038
is not the sort of text I get every day.
288
00:09:44,041 --> 00:09:46,131
Which is exactly the problem.
289
00:09:46,134 --> 00:09:48,601
When was the last time we had
a good, old-fashion shvitz?
290
00:09:48,604 --> 00:09:50,337
Maybe we should invite Dylan.
291
00:09:50,340 --> 00:09:51,446
Oh, wait.
292
00:09:51,448 --> 00:09:53,381
We can't because it's a man bath.
293
00:09:55,452 --> 00:09:57,351
Don't you take your
shirt off for a steam?
294
00:09:57,353 --> 00:09:58,278
Oh, no.
295
00:09:58,281 --> 00:09:59,854
I'm not comfortable with my own nudity,
296
00:09:59,856 --> 00:10:01,789
but I am very comfortable with yours.
297
00:10:01,791 --> 00:10:03,658
That's what this is all about.
298
00:10:03,660 --> 00:10:06,145
Oh, God, this is nice, huh?
299
00:10:07,297 --> 00:10:08,563
[WATER SPLASHES]
300
00:10:08,565 --> 00:10:11,165
Aah, aah, aah!
301
00:10:11,167 --> 00:10:12,467
- Buddy!
- Aah, aah!
302
00:10:12,469 --> 00:10:14,035
[GROANING]
303
00:10:14,037 --> 00:10:17,538
Okay, this is maybe 70 degrees, tops.
304
00:10:17,540 --> 00:10:18,639
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
305
00:10:18,641 --> 00:10:20,063
Dude, don't be bummed.
306
00:10:20,066 --> 00:10:22,676
You got all of your bad dates
out of the way in one day.
307
00:10:22,679 --> 00:10:23,845
[SIGHS]
308
00:10:23,847 --> 00:10:29,183
"I wanted the girls to
be okay with the chair,
309
00:10:29,185 --> 00:10:31,897
but they were there because of it.
310
00:10:31,900 --> 00:10:34,834
They seemed nice..." O-N... "online."
311
00:10:34,837 --> 00:10:36,324
Yeah, it happens.
312
00:10:36,326 --> 00:10:37,792
Some people don't represent themselves
313
00:10:37,794 --> 00:10:39,861
- the way they really are.
- Is this you?
314
00:10:39,863 --> 00:10:42,463
Yes, that's me! I took
that picture last year.
315
00:10:42,465 --> 00:10:43,631
[LAUGHS] Like, took it
316
00:10:43,633 --> 00:10:45,199
out of a box of really old pictures?
317
00:10:45,201 --> 00:10:47,602
Do you mind?
318
00:10:47,604 --> 00:10:51,105
People will see there's
more to you than this chair.
319
00:10:51,107 --> 00:10:52,540
So, does this say "single"
320
00:10:52,542 --> 00:10:55,109
because "divorced
twice" wasn't an option?
321
00:10:55,111 --> 00:10:56,644
I love to love, Dylan!
322
00:10:56,646 --> 00:10:57,845
No regrets!
323
00:10:57,847 --> 00:10:59,881
[DOOR CREAKS OPEN]
324
00:10:59,883 --> 00:11:02,216
Oh, there's my juror. How's it going?
325
00:11:02,218 --> 00:11:05,987
Jimmy, have you ever held
someone's life in your hands?
326
00:11:05,989 --> 00:11:07,455
It's sobering.
327
00:11:07,457 --> 00:11:08,656
You smell like popcorn.
328
00:11:08,658 --> 00:11:11,792
I cannot discuss the
trial, not even the smell.
329
00:11:11,794 --> 00:11:14,295
But guess who's on my
jury? Melanie Hertzal.
330
00:11:14,297 --> 00:11:16,264
Taylor's mom? Oh, that's great.
331
00:11:16,266 --> 00:11:17,331
Maybe you could ask her
332
00:11:17,333 --> 00:11:19,245
to put in a good word
for Ray with Taylor.
333
00:11:19,248 --> 00:11:21,975
He's acting really odd, and
I think it's about Taylor.
334
00:11:21,978 --> 00:11:23,271
I hope it's about Taylor.
335
00:11:23,273 --> 00:11:26,841
If not, we're in for a really
weird, steamy few years.
336
00:11:26,843 --> 00:11:28,709
Yeah, but it's really not why I'm there.
337
00:11:28,711 --> 00:11:32,980
So, you won't use your time
with Melanie to help him?
338
00:11:32,982 --> 00:11:34,448
That's... That's not like you.
339
00:11:34,450 --> 00:11:37,285
I'm not me! I'm juror number eight!
340
00:11:37,287 --> 00:11:38,819
I don't have to think about Ray.
341
00:11:38,821 --> 00:11:40,221
I don't have to think about any of you!
342
00:11:40,223 --> 00:11:42,189
- It's my time.
- Uh, sorry.
343
00:11:42,191 --> 00:11:43,524
Do you like jury duty?
344
00:11:43,526 --> 00:11:44,792
I love it!
345
00:11:44,794 --> 00:11:46,160
I've tasted what it's like
to be one of those people
346
00:11:46,162 --> 00:11:47,595
that stares at their phone all day.
347
00:11:47,597 --> 00:11:50,498
It's numb and it's foggy,
and I'm not going back.
348
00:11:50,500 --> 00:11:52,733
?
349
00:11:52,735 --> 00:11:55,269
[COMPUTER CHIMES]
350
00:11:55,271 --> 00:11:56,737
[WHOOSH]
351
00:11:56,739 --> 00:11:59,595
?
352
00:11:59,598 --> 00:12:01,571
_
353
00:12:03,112 --> 00:12:04,812
[COMPUTER BEEPS]
354
00:12:04,814 --> 00:12:09,083
?
355
00:12:09,085 --> 00:12:10,751
The timeline doesn't work.
356
00:12:10,753 --> 00:12:12,520
He's seen at the bar,
357
00:12:12,522 --> 00:12:16,460
then, somehow, he's
magically breaking a window
358
00:12:16,463 --> 00:12:19,531
across the street an hour later.
359
00:12:19,534 --> 00:12:21,862
I mean...
360
00:12:21,864 --> 00:12:23,030
Let's take a short break.
361
00:12:23,032 --> 00:12:24,398
Or a long one.
362
00:12:24,400 --> 00:12:25,466
Yeah, don't label the break.
363
00:12:25,468 --> 00:12:26,634
Let the break be what it wants to be.
364
00:12:26,636 --> 00:12:27,902
Should we go out for our break?
365
00:12:27,904 --> 00:12:29,403
Oh, we've been going out so much.
366
00:12:29,405 --> 00:12:30,938
Let's just stay in and be cozy.
367
00:12:30,940 --> 00:12:31,806
I brought Scrabble!
368
00:12:31,808 --> 00:12:33,708
- Okay. I love us.
- Me too.
369
00:12:33,710 --> 00:12:36,515
I'm so glad we're over all
that Taylor/Ray nonsense.
370
00:12:36,518 --> 00:12:38,813
Yeah, um...
371
00:12:38,815 --> 00:12:41,849
do you know, about
that, would you be open
372
00:12:41,851 --> 00:12:45,720
to putting in the tiniest
good word with Taylor for Ray?
373
00:12:45,722 --> 00:12:47,562
'Cause he's so sweet,
and he's really hurting.
374
00:12:47,565 --> 00:12:49,256
[SIGHS] Don't.
375
00:12:49,258 --> 00:12:51,425
Please, can we keep this
going just a few more days?
376
00:12:51,427 --> 00:12:53,361
My son has a piano recital on Thursday.
377
00:12:53,363 --> 00:12:54,895
He's so bad.
378
00:12:54,897 --> 00:12:57,531
Do you not think Ray's
good enough for Taylor?
379
00:12:57,533 --> 00:12:59,133
Don't make me say it.
380
00:12:59,135 --> 00:13:03,070
Taylor's kind of, you
know, out of his league.
381
00:13:03,072 --> 00:13:05,740
[GASPS] Objection! Sustained! Overruled!
382
00:13:05,742 --> 00:13:07,408
Oh! Truce over!
383
00:13:07,410 --> 00:13:08,509
Maya!
384
00:13:08,511 --> 00:13:09,944
I could've spelled "zebra"!
385
00:13:11,357 --> 00:13:13,510
_
386
00:13:13,513 --> 00:13:14,747
[LAUGHS]
387
00:13:14,749 --> 00:13:16,482
Talking to a girl?
388
00:13:16,484 --> 00:13:18,150
[LAUGHS]
389
00:13:18,152 --> 00:13:21,620
"Her name is..." L-A-U... "Lauren.
390
00:13:21,622 --> 00:13:23,756
We have a... " D... "a date tomorrow!"
391
00:13:23,758 --> 00:13:25,024
Nice!
392
00:13:25,026 --> 00:13:25,991
Let's see.
393
00:13:25,993 --> 00:13:28,014
Oh! She's got bangs.
394
00:13:28,017 --> 00:13:29,417
That means she's smart.
395
00:13:29,420 --> 00:13:31,330
Okay.
396
00:13:31,332 --> 00:13:32,364
Wait.
397
00:13:32,366 --> 00:13:34,133
Did you put up new pictures?
398
00:13:34,135 --> 00:13:36,201
Where's your chair?
399
00:13:36,203 --> 00:13:38,734
"I took that stuff out.
400
00:13:38,737 --> 00:13:40,804
They only saw my disabilities."
401
00:13:40,807 --> 00:13:43,174
Okay, but you can't lie.
402
00:13:43,177 --> 00:13:47,513
"You use a 30-year-old picture."
403
00:13:47,515 --> 00:13:50,482
It's four years old!
404
00:13:50,484 --> 00:13:54,687
It... Me using an old
picture isn't as big as, um...
405
00:13:54,689 --> 00:13:56,789
[SIGHS]
406
00:13:56,791 --> 00:14:00,592
"You said there's more to me."
407
00:14:00,594 --> 00:14:05,331
Yes, but it may take
someone special to see it.
408
00:14:05,333 --> 00:14:09,234
"'Special' like an act
of..." C-H... "charity?"
409
00:14:09,236 --> 00:14:11,403
That's not what I meant.
410
00:14:11,405 --> 00:14:12,404
[DRINK CLATTERS, SPILLS]
411
00:14:12,406 --> 00:14:13,739
My boba!
412
00:14:13,741 --> 00:14:15,574
The balls are everywhere.
413
00:14:15,576 --> 00:14:17,596
You think Taylor is too good for Ray.
414
00:14:17,599 --> 00:14:18,877
I will prove you wrong.
415
00:14:18,879 --> 00:14:21,013
And when I do, you're gonna
put in a good word for him.
416
00:14:21,015 --> 00:14:22,014
How are you gonna prove it?
417
00:14:22,016 --> 00:14:23,982
With a jury of our peers.
418
00:14:23,984 --> 00:14:26,452
You. You settle an easy debate?
419
00:14:26,454 --> 00:14:30,656
Do you think that that girl
is a suitable match for...
420
00:14:30,658 --> 00:14:33,192
Ugh. Bad picture.
421
00:14:33,194 --> 00:14:34,460
Weird smile.
422
00:14:34,462 --> 00:14:35,894
Oh, man bun. Come on, Ray!
423
00:14:35,896 --> 00:14:37,663
Yeah. That boy.
424
00:14:37,665 --> 00:14:39,331
- This feels off-task.
- It is.
425
00:14:39,333 --> 00:14:40,566
But if you settle this,
426
00:14:40,568 --> 00:14:43,602
we will vote that that
guy is guilty or not guilty
427
00:14:43,604 --> 00:14:45,371
or whichever one he obviously is,
428
00:14:45,373 --> 00:14:46,472
and then we can all go home.
429
00:14:46,474 --> 00:14:47,840
- Deal?
- Works for me.
430
00:14:47,842 --> 00:14:49,842
Oh.
431
00:14:49,844 --> 00:14:51,477
Was just out with our neighbor Donny,
432
00:14:51,479 --> 00:14:53,312
- having a catch.
- Hey.
433
00:14:53,314 --> 00:14:55,914
Uh, Ray, the glove goes
on your nondominant hand.
434
00:14:55,916 --> 00:14:58,384
Joke's on you. Both my
hands are nondominant.
435
00:14:58,386 --> 00:15:01,754
Now Donny is gonna take
me to practice driving.
436
00:15:01,756 --> 00:15:03,589
Wait. I barely know you,
437
00:15:03,591 --> 00:15:05,174
and you're teaching my son to drive?
438
00:15:05,177 --> 00:15:07,192
You're the best, Donny. Owe you one.
439
00:15:07,194 --> 00:15:09,395
That's a good-looking sweatshirt.
440
00:15:09,397 --> 00:15:10,662
No.
441
00:15:10,664 --> 00:15:12,331
No!
442
00:15:12,333 --> 00:15:14,933
?
443
00:15:14,935 --> 00:15:16,535
JJ?
444
00:15:16,537 --> 00:15:17,703
[SIGHS]
445
00:15:17,705 --> 00:15:19,331
Uh, hi.
446
00:15:19,334 --> 00:15:21,006
[CELLPHONE BEEPS]
447
00:15:21,008 --> 00:15:23,642
Uh, it's from you. [CHUCKLES]
448
00:15:23,644 --> 00:15:26,278
Why are you being so...
449
00:15:26,280 --> 00:15:29,848
"Lauren, as you have
probably noticed by now,
450
00:15:29,850 --> 00:15:31,683
I use a wheelchair.
451
00:15:31,685 --> 00:15:33,685
I'm also nonverbal,
452
00:15:33,687 --> 00:15:35,954
which is why I've just
been nodding a lot,
453
00:15:35,956 --> 00:15:37,623
but everything else I said was true.
454
00:15:37,625 --> 00:15:40,192
I'm the same person you
connected with online.
455
00:15:40,194 --> 00:15:43,529
Give me a chance, and I
promise you'll see that."
456
00:15:43,531 --> 00:15:46,298
?
457
00:15:46,300 --> 00:15:48,434
I don't think this is going to work out.
458
00:15:48,436 --> 00:15:49,935
What?!
459
00:15:49,937 --> 00:15:51,170
Hey, JJ.
460
00:15:51,172 --> 00:15:53,205
Big mistake, Lauren.
461
00:15:53,207 --> 00:15:54,273
Huge.
462
00:15:54,275 --> 00:15:55,340
How do you know my name?
463
00:15:55,342 --> 00:15:56,575
Doesn't matter.
464
00:15:56,577 --> 00:15:58,977
What matters is, this guy is smart.
465
00:15:58,979 --> 00:16:00,813
This is guy is funny.
466
00:16:00,815 --> 00:16:03,782
Sure, he's a bit too sarcastic,
and he'll eat all your candy,
467
00:16:03,784 --> 00:16:05,818
and he'll think you
don't know, but you know.
468
00:16:05,820 --> 00:16:09,488
I just feel bad that you
can't see past his disability.
469
00:16:09,490 --> 00:16:11,013
It's not about that.
470
00:16:11,016 --> 00:16:12,057
[SIGHS]
471
00:16:12,059 --> 00:16:13,492
He lied.
472
00:16:13,494 --> 00:16:15,093
I'm looking for something real,
473
00:16:15,095 --> 00:16:17,162
and that can't start with dishonesty.
474
00:16:17,164 --> 00:16:18,831
[SIGHS]
475
00:16:20,601 --> 00:16:22,588
Pbht! Can you believe her?
476
00:16:22,591 --> 00:16:24,336
Know-it-all.
477
00:16:24,338 --> 00:16:26,772
"She was..." R-I... "right."
478
00:16:26,774 --> 00:16:28,307
Yeah, I didn't wanna say anything,
479
00:16:28,309 --> 00:16:31,410
but, damn, Lauren's a genius.
480
00:16:31,412 --> 00:16:34,179
"You said the same thing.
481
00:16:34,181 --> 00:16:36,381
You're pretty smart, too."
482
00:16:36,383 --> 00:16:38,550
Yeah, imagine if I had bangs.
483
00:16:39,810 --> 00:16:44,056
And so, ad hominem, in Costco est,
484
00:16:44,058 --> 00:16:47,127
excellent Christmas presents,
handwritten love letters,
485
00:16:47,130 --> 00:16:49,261
zero sexual pressure.
486
00:16:49,263 --> 00:16:51,330
- Please, all those massages?
- Over the shirts.
487
00:16:51,332 --> 00:16:53,699
I think he's cute,
and he's really smart.
488
00:16:53,701 --> 00:16:54,967
I liked him from the beginning.
489
00:16:54,969 --> 00:16:56,802
I think he might be out of her league.
490
00:16:56,804 --> 00:16:58,370
Yeah, let's not get crazy.
491
00:16:58,372 --> 00:17:01,440
Okay. He's in her league?
492
00:17:01,442 --> 00:17:02,908
Show of hands?
493
00:17:06,180 --> 00:17:08,080
Fine! Okay, I liked him, too.
494
00:17:08,082 --> 00:17:09,833
He is cute and funny,
495
00:17:09,836 --> 00:17:11,884
and he gave me a couple
of those sexless massages.
496
00:17:11,886 --> 00:17:14,019
[SIGHS] And they were wonderful.
497
00:17:14,021 --> 00:17:15,187
Yeah, they are wonderful, aren't they?
498
00:17:15,189 --> 00:17:18,083
You win, Maya. He's in her league.
499
00:17:18,086 --> 00:17:19,085
Yes!
500
00:17:19,088 --> 00:17:20,992
Yeah. High five.
501
00:17:20,995 --> 00:17:22,961
No five.
502
00:17:22,963 --> 00:17:25,163
And I will put in a word with Taylor.
503
00:17:25,165 --> 00:17:26,565
And she'll listen, too.
504
00:17:26,567 --> 00:17:28,967
[SIGHING] God, those
kids depend on me.
505
00:17:28,969 --> 00:17:31,203
I know. Mine depend on me, too.
506
00:17:31,205 --> 00:17:33,455
That's why our time here is so precious.
507
00:17:33,458 --> 00:17:36,041
And you gave up your
whole break for Ray.
508
00:17:36,043 --> 00:17:39,044
Well, we don't get to take a break.
509
00:17:39,046 --> 00:17:40,779
Do we?
510
00:17:40,781 --> 00:17:42,948
It's been a pleasure,
juror number three.
511
00:17:42,950 --> 00:17:45,450
Likewise, number eight.
512
00:17:45,452 --> 00:17:48,387
[SIGHS]
513
00:17:51,024 --> 00:17:53,146
Oh! Forgot. Not guilty.
514
00:17:53,149 --> 00:17:54,282
Yeah, whatever she said.
515
00:17:54,285 --> 00:17:55,317
You mean "guilty"!
516
00:17:55,320 --> 00:17:57,220
- Yeah, yeah, that.
- See you next year!
517
00:17:57,223 --> 00:17:58,430
Tighten that up a little bit.
518
00:17:58,432 --> 00:17:59,331
There we go.
519
00:17:59,333 --> 00:18:00,849
RAY: Oh, come on.
520
00:18:00,852 --> 00:18:02,134
First, Ping-Pong is your thing.
521
00:18:02,136 --> 00:18:03,635
Now fixing cars is your thing?
522
00:18:03,637 --> 00:18:04,937
Buddy, it's not what it looks like.
523
00:18:04,939 --> 00:18:06,605
No. No, I deserve this.
524
00:18:06,607 --> 00:18:08,707
Dylan, don't make the
same mistake I did.
525
00:18:08,709 --> 00:18:11,476
Cherish this man. Keep him close.
526
00:18:11,478 --> 00:18:14,646
Because his love is like the sun,
527
00:18:14,648 --> 00:18:16,281
[VOICE BREAKING] and
when the sun goes away...
528
00:18:16,283 --> 00:18:18,250
[SIGHS DEEPLY]
529
00:18:18,252 --> 00:18:21,687
When the sun goes away,
only the sad flowers grow.
530
00:18:21,689 --> 00:18:24,089
Shut up, Ray. The car is for you.
531
00:18:24,091 --> 00:18:26,158
We've been fixing it up this whole time.
532
00:18:26,161 --> 00:18:28,761
We wanted it to be a surprise,
you blubbering dumb-dumb.
533
00:18:28,763 --> 00:18:31,496
You don't love Dylan more than me?
534
00:18:31,498 --> 00:18:34,633
Of course not. I love you both equally.
535
00:18:34,635 --> 00:18:37,069
Now, did you hear the part
about where you get a car?
536
00:18:37,071 --> 00:18:38,437
How exciting is that?
537
00:18:38,439 --> 00:18:39,871
S-So you love us the exact same?
538
00:18:39,873 --> 00:18:41,506
You're getting a damn car, Ray!
539
00:18:43,077 --> 00:18:44,710
[KEYS JINGLE]
540
00:18:44,712 --> 00:18:47,346
[SIGHS]
541
00:18:47,348 --> 00:18:50,048
This the family I
always wanted you to be.
542
00:18:50,050 --> 00:18:52,551
A car.
543
00:18:52,553 --> 00:18:53,986
My car.
544
00:18:53,988 --> 00:18:57,255
And your thing was actually
something wonderful for me.
545
00:18:57,257 --> 00:18:58,529
[SIGHS]
546
00:18:58,532 --> 00:18:59,631
So, just to be clear,
547
00:18:59,634 --> 00:19:01,200
like a "Sophie's Choice" situation,
548
00:19:01,203 --> 00:19:02,955
she would have no edge on me whatsoever?
549
00:19:05,188 --> 00:19:06,221
[KEYS JINGLE]
550
00:19:06,224 --> 00:19:08,057
No!
551
00:19:08,060 --> 00:19:10,135
[SIGHS]
552
00:19:10,137 --> 00:19:12,740
So, you really don't have a favorite?
553
00:19:12,743 --> 00:19:13,809
No.
554
00:19:13,812 --> 00:19:15,029
RAY: Where'd you throw them?
555
00:19:15,032 --> 00:19:18,009
Ha! But you don't make it easy.
556
00:19:18,012 --> 00:19:21,380
"People say I'm the strong, silent type
557
00:19:21,382 --> 00:19:25,851
because I have cerebral
palsy and I'm nonverbal."
558
00:19:25,853 --> 00:19:27,819
Better!
559
00:19:27,821 --> 00:19:30,373
I still think you might want a picture
560
00:19:30,376 --> 00:19:32,524
where you show a little more skin.
561
00:19:32,526 --> 00:19:35,961
"What is your deal, man?"
562
00:19:35,963 --> 00:19:37,796
[CHUCKLES]
563
00:19:37,798 --> 00:19:40,465
Okay, here's my updated profile.
564
00:19:40,467 --> 00:19:47,039
"Two failed marriages
have made me an expert.
565
00:19:47,041 --> 00:19:53,412
Here's hoping third time's the charm.
566
00:19:53,414 --> 00:19:56,982
No Argentineans."
567
00:19:56,984 --> 00:19:58,365
I had an experience.
568
00:19:58,368 --> 00:19:59,601
[LAUGHS]
569
00:19:59,604 --> 00:20:02,204
Anyway, uh, ready to show
people who we really are?
570
00:20:03,998 --> 00:20:05,390
Post it.
571
00:20:05,392 --> 00:20:06,992
[COMPUTER BEEPS]
572
00:20:06,994 --> 00:20:08,260
And...
573
00:20:08,262 --> 00:20:09,861
- [COMPUTER BEEPS]
- posted.
574
00:20:09,863 --> 00:20:12,030
- [SIGHS]
- [SIGHS]
575
00:20:12,032 --> 00:20:14,833
[CHUCKLES]
576
00:20:14,835 --> 00:20:17,035
[COMPUTER CHIMES]
577
00:20:18,496 --> 00:20:21,262
"In the matter of Ray
out of Taylor's league
578
00:20:21,265 --> 00:20:23,402
versus Ray in Taylor's league,
579
00:20:23,405 --> 00:20:26,511
we, the jury, find Ray
to be in Taylor's league."
580
00:20:26,513 --> 00:20:28,179
- What did you do?
- Oh, nothing bad.
581
00:20:28,181 --> 00:20:29,580
I just shared your breakup story
582
00:20:29,582 --> 00:20:31,282
- with a roomful of strangers.
- What?
583
00:20:31,284 --> 00:20:33,284
- Weren't you at jury duty?
- Yes.
584
00:20:33,286 --> 00:20:36,020
And like all things, I
twisted it to fit my needs.
585
00:20:36,022 --> 00:20:38,823
Congratulations, darling. You
are good enough for Taylor!
586
00:20:38,825 --> 00:20:40,525
Oh, whose mother was there, actually,
587
00:20:40,527 --> 00:20:42,293
and she's gonna put
in a good word for you
588
00:20:42,295 --> 00:20:43,661
with her daughter.
589
00:20:43,663 --> 00:20:45,830
Mom, that's... That's amazing.
590
00:20:45,832 --> 00:20:47,799
- Thank you!
- Ray?
591
00:20:47,801 --> 00:20:49,834
Do we thank Mummy with our words?
592
00:20:49,836 --> 00:20:52,503
?
593
00:20:52,505 --> 00:20:54,172
[KNUCKLES CRACK]
594
00:20:54,174 --> 00:20:55,673
Mmm.
595
00:20:55,675 --> 00:20:57,608
Oh, there's no place like home.
596
00:20:57,658 --> 00:21:02,208
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