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Oh, my poor baby.
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You can't sleep, you
haven't eaten for a week.
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Do you want some lunch?
I made my chicken soup.
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Ever since Taylor
left, food has no taste.
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All the more reason to eat
your mom's cooking. Am I right?
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Fine, hit me, but add salt!
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Ray! This will cheer you up.
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Taylor texted to say she's
coming by in two minutes
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to pick up her sweatshirt.
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Oh, God, she can't see me like this!
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So that did not cheer you up.
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Huh. Live and learn.
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[GROANS] I got to go take a shower.
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[GROANS] I'm too weak.
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That's why you gotta eat the soup.
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I got to hurry up.
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"If only this family had
experience showering somebody."
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Oh, he's right!
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Okay, well, today, it's
Ray whose needs are special.
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Let's do this.
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?
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Come on, guys! Let's go.
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?
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Come on.
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[WATER GURGLES]
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Clothes!
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Why do we even have this?!
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?
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Yeah, now he looks better, doesn't he?
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Yeah. Still a bit pale, though.
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I understand the blush,
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but does he really need
eye shadow and lipstick?
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Yeah, you're probably right.
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?
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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Shampoo suds!
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Uh...
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[SMOOCHES]
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Hi, Ray.
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You look good.
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- Good game.
- Nice work out there.
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Left it all out on the field.
Really nice. Really nice.
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- So, things are good?
- So good.
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I'm living la dolce vida.
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Life is, um...
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I'm just gonna say it...
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A [BLEEP] blast.
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Well, I'm really glad to hear that.
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So, I'm here for my sweatshirt.
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You sure you don't want to stay?
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I just...
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caught a marlin.
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Was gonna toss it on the
grill, little lemon...
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Uh, I'm good. Thanks, though.
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Nice seeing you.
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?
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So, that went smoothly, I'd say.
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That was awful!
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She was so distant, so unfeeling.
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What about our love, Taylor?
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Did it just wash away,
like a dream made of sand?
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Oh. That's good.
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It's going straight in my song.
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[SOBBING]
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Who put mascara on me?
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?
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[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS]
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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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Wonderful work, Aaron. Come on up.
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Okay, who can give me some examples
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of non-linear storytelling
that Aaron's film recalls?
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Yes, JJ.
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T-A-R... "Tarantino.
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Early Christopher N-O... Nolan."
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I just watched "Memento" last week!
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I-I also obviously
borrowed from Kurosawa,
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with the changes of perspective.
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Well, then we change to my perspective.
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[SNORES]
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Kenneth, we all listened
when you talked about
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"B.J. and the Bear" for 30 minutes.
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"I also thought it was funny."
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[AS TOMMY DEVITO]
Funny, like I'm a clown?
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- I amuse you?
- [ITALIAN MUSIC PLAYS]
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"No, Tommy, how you tell the
story and E-V... everything."
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Yes, we've all seen "Goodfellas."
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Like I'm here to make you laugh?
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Like I'm here to blankin' amuse you?
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I appreciate the not swearing,
Aaron, but it is a long scene.
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You're not gonna do the
whole thing, are you?
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"Just, you know, how you
tell the story. What?"
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Ring! Oh! What do you
know? Class is over.
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[NORMAL VOICE] No, no. I
don't know. You said it.
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- [SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
- How would I know? You said I'm funny.
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Guys, that's the actual bell.
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[AS GEORGE BAILEY] Teacher
says, "Every time a bell rings,
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an angel gets its wings."
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"'It's a W-O... Wonderful Life.'"
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Not for me, it ain't.
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?
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Hey, did someone change the light bulb?
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Maya, we're supposed to
talk about large purchases.
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Oh, I had Kenneth do it.
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It turns out he's really handy.
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I don't know how I feel about that.
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I might be more threatened than lazy.
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- [GUITAR PLAYING]
- Oh, my God.
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Ray's expressing himself through song.
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? You're the unforgettable pain ?
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? You're the sweetest kind of rain ?
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? And my brain goes insane ?
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? When the Taylor train
rolls through my mainframe ?
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The only thing making
this agony bearable
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is the art flowing out of me.
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Darling, it's been a week.
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All you do is write songs about her
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and stare at her phot... [GROANS]
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Ray! You were supposed to
take this to Locks of Love.
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You got to forget about
her. Move on, darling.
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? And my mom wants me to move on ?
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? She says my baby and her hair is gone ?
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Do not put me in a line with the hair.
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It could be quite cute
for parties, though.
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DYLAN: Hey, Ray, can
I borrow your guitar?
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- [CRASH, SOUR NOTES PLAY]
- Thanks!
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No matter what Ray's guitar tells you,
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I was acting in self-defense.
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JJ, your new film buddy, Aaron, texted.
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He's asking if you want to
go to the new Seth Rogen movie
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on Saturday.
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He thinks it might "amuse you."
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[AS TOMMY DEVITO] What, like I'm a clown?
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No!
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"Tell him I can't go."
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Why not?
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[NORMAL VOICE] "One-on-one
friend outings aren't my thing."
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It's easier in the house or at school,
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but going out into the
world with a new friend
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makes for some anxiety for JJ.
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"I become less a friend
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and more someone to take care of."
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So he'll deal. You're worth it.
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"They never stick around
long enough to find out.
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Something always goes W-R... wrong.
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It's all fun and games
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until there's dog poop
on the wheelchair tire."
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Is that, like, a saying?
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"I wish."
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Well, maybe one of us could go with you.
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"An adult there? That's not cool."
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You've seen this kid. How
cool do you have to be?
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What if you don't go with
an adult? I'll come.
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I'm the master of
making things look easy.
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I had a lisp until 5th
grade, but no one ever noticed
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because I just pronounced
my S's correctly
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when I said stuff out loud.
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Kind of sounds like
you didn't have a lisp.
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[CHUCKLES]
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We can get there early and
make sure our bases are covered.
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I can do this.
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Well...
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? You're the unforgettable pain ?
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What is that from? It's so good.
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?
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Good morning.
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I disagree.
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You've been in the house forever.
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Let's go out, just the two
of us, and have some fun.
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Leave me alone.
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Darling, I know this is the
first time you've been dumped...
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sorry, "broken up with"...
but it's the first time
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I've had to deal with a
child who's been dumped.
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Sorry, it just rolls off the tongue
so much easier than "dumped"...
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I mean, "broken up with."
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Come on. Mummy will get you through it.
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Let's go out together.
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Don't wallow. DiMeos don't wallow.
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Were you looking for this?
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You took my wallow box!
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And you'll never see it again
unless you come out with me.
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Taylor's empty juice boxes?
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That is really weird.
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Well-played, Mom. Well-played.
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- Gimme!
- Jimmy, start the car!
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?
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Don't worry, JJ.
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I'll make sure everything's lined up
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for the smoothest day out ever.
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Hi. I'd like to file a complaint.
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You just got here.
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Doesn't matter. This
ain't our first rodeo.
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Let me guess... the handicapped
stall's out of order,
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the wheelchair seating's been sold
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to people without wheelchairs,
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the lift's filled up with boxes,
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and your staff is
patronizing and unhelpful.
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- Yeah, that's all true.
- Okay, let's fix it.
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Also, there aren't enough
Chris Tucker movies.
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Are you the one I talk to about that?
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Hi. Oh, hello!
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Another successful
Saturday at the dog park.
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I got three numbers.
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Pepper sealed the deal.
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- He's fixed, right?
- I dunno.
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He's smart, too.
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One morning with me, and
he's learned all these tricks.
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Pepper. Dance.
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[LAUGHS] Whoa!
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I want to try. Pepper, dance!
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Dance, boy.
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Every Pepper dance now.
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Pepper, make me feel worthless.
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Good boy!
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You stole my dog.
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What do you mean?
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You took him, like you take everything.
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You're training my dog, fixing my stuff.
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Go get your own mediocre life!
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Whoa! What happened to
easygoing, lazy Jimmy?
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Something, and he doesn't like it.
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I see what's happening here.
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You are finally eating the
dust of my natural alpha-ness.
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But we're gonna fix this.
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You are gonna be the
alpha, starting with that dog.
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Ready to be the alpha, Jimmy?
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I'm not sure.
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More confident!
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I'm not sure!
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[PANTING] All clear.
Won't be any surprises.
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"Thanks. I feel good about this."
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Dude. JJ.
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A girl.
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I just found out that
they're showing "Goodfellas"
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in 35-millimeter over at the Grand.
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It's 10 blocks away.
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I'm JJ's sister... Dylan.
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JJ really likes this theater.
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Maybe we stay here.
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Uh, we can watch a movie here anytime.
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Come on. What do you say?
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"Let's do it."
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Let's hit the road.
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[AS DOC BROWN] Roads?
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Where we're going, we don't need roads.
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[AS MARTY MCFLY]
Wait, Doc, are you telling me
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you built a time machine
out of a DeLorean?
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And we're sure this guy's worth it?
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MAYA: Ray, check me out!
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Look, I'm a mum of the future.
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I'm tall, I'm fast,
I'm getting a massage.
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Oi! You, go to your room,
or I'll zap you there.
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That's a digital meat thermometer.
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No one's saying it isn't.
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Oh, come on, darling. This
is your favorite store.
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There's got to be something
here to make you happy.
257
00:08:52,970 --> 00:08:54,369
[GASPS]
258
00:08:54,371 --> 00:08:55,871
What about this drone?
259
00:08:55,873 --> 00:08:58,349
Wait, really? You'd buy that for me?
260
00:08:58,352 --> 00:09:00,575
Well, I'd let you have it for
a few days, then return it.
261
00:09:00,577 --> 00:09:02,552
I mean, retail therapy, DiMeo style.
262
00:09:02,555 --> 00:09:03,912
Haven't you always wanted one?
263
00:09:03,914 --> 00:09:06,315
I supposed I have droned on about it.
264
00:09:06,317 --> 00:09:08,183
A terrible pun!
265
00:09:08,185 --> 00:09:10,385
Oh, poof! The old Ray is back.
266
00:09:10,387 --> 00:09:11,486
Right. Where to next?
267
00:09:11,488 --> 00:09:13,956
What's another activity that you love?
268
00:09:13,958 --> 00:09:15,691
Ooh, let's ask that guy in glasses.
269
00:09:15,693 --> 00:09:16,758
Excuse me, nerd?
270
00:09:16,760 --> 00:09:19,394
How about we cruise over
to the Woodside Mall?
271
00:09:19,396 --> 00:09:21,797
What, the fancy one across
town with all the soap stores?
272
00:09:21,799 --> 00:09:23,198
Oof. Your day.
273
00:09:23,200 --> 00:09:24,399
Is this a bitcoin?
274
00:09:26,337 --> 00:09:29,371
"So, are we walking
to the theater, or..."
275
00:09:29,373 --> 00:09:31,373
L-Let's just take a car. It's on me.
276
00:09:32,505 --> 00:09:34,810
See? There's tons of cars in the area.
277
00:09:34,812 --> 00:09:37,946
Okay. Cool. Just make sure
it's an accessible car.
278
00:09:37,948 --> 00:09:39,147
Here, just press this button.
279
00:09:39,149 --> 00:09:40,388
[BUZZER]
280
00:09:40,391 --> 00:09:41,516
Whoa!
281
00:09:41,519 --> 00:09:43,685
W-What a weird thing to happen.
282
00:09:43,687 --> 00:09:45,754
Usually, when you hit
the "disability" button,
283
00:09:45,756 --> 00:09:47,322
more cars pop up.
284
00:09:47,324 --> 00:09:48,357
Let's just walk.
285
00:09:49,626 --> 00:09:50,792
Sorry, guys.
286
00:09:50,794 --> 00:09:54,496
I know JJ doesn't want his
kid sister tagging along.
287
00:09:54,498 --> 00:09:56,098
It'll take a little
longer to get around,
288
00:09:56,100 --> 00:09:58,841
but rest assured, it is all my fault.
289
00:10:00,880 --> 00:10:02,270
Oh, do you need...
290
00:10:02,272 --> 00:10:04,139
Sorry. This is my Dumpster.
291
00:10:04,141 --> 00:10:06,541
[STRAINING] I left it here.
292
00:10:06,543 --> 00:10:07,976
[GRUNTS]
293
00:10:08,978 --> 00:10:12,099
Step 1 of being an alpha... Eye contact.
294
00:10:12,102 --> 00:10:14,116
I always feel like you're
looking at my knees.
295
00:10:14,118 --> 00:10:15,617
I just relate more to knees.
296
00:10:15,619 --> 00:10:16,791
[SNAPS FINGERS] Eyes up here!
297
00:10:16,794 --> 00:10:18,224
Good.
298
00:10:18,227 --> 00:10:19,693
Now, on to posture.
299
00:10:19,696 --> 00:10:22,163
Stand tall, like you're in charge.
300
00:10:22,166 --> 00:10:23,399
Speak with authority.
301
00:10:23,402 --> 00:10:24,268
Okay!
302
00:10:24,271 --> 00:10:25,527
Yeah. Alright. I'm liking it.
303
00:10:25,529 --> 00:10:26,828
Give a command.
304
00:10:26,830 --> 00:10:29,031
Pepper, roll over.
305
00:10:29,033 --> 00:10:31,364
[DEEPER, SLOWER] Pepper, roll over.
306
00:10:31,367 --> 00:10:32,968
You don't have to do it in slow motion.
307
00:10:32,970 --> 00:10:34,436
Just say "roll over."
308
00:10:36,373 --> 00:10:39,007
Okay, I-I think I'm still
coming across as the pack leader.
309
00:10:39,009 --> 00:10:40,809
New plan.
310
00:10:40,811 --> 00:10:42,244
- Debase me.
- What?
311
00:10:42,246 --> 00:10:44,913
Humiliate me while your dog
watches. It's the only way.
312
00:10:44,915 --> 00:10:47,549
The only way? Shouldn't we think
about this for, like, a minute?
313
00:10:47,551 --> 00:10:48,583
We're losing daylight!
314
00:10:50,354 --> 00:10:51,720
Ow!
315
00:10:53,690 --> 00:10:57,259
See? Isn't this better
than crying into your box?
316
00:10:57,261 --> 00:10:58,760
Now, which store should we go to first?
317
00:10:58,762 --> 00:11:02,064
I was thinking I might
window-shop on my own for a bit.
318
00:11:02,066 --> 00:11:03,880
Aw. Maya no come-y?
319
00:11:03,883 --> 00:11:05,039
- That okay?
- Okay.
320
00:11:05,042 --> 00:11:06,175
Well, I'll meet you in an hour
321
00:11:06,177 --> 00:11:08,278
by the fountain where
Dylan steals change.
322
00:11:10,407 --> 00:11:13,608
Oh. Mom, I just wanted to
say thanks. You're the best.
323
00:11:13,610 --> 00:11:14,876
[SIGHS]
324
00:11:14,878 --> 00:11:16,378
[CAR DOOR CLOSES]
325
00:11:16,380 --> 00:11:21,416
Wait, the drone, the wallow
box, showing me affection.
326
00:11:21,418 --> 00:11:25,187
What have you got up
your bony, little sleeve?
327
00:11:25,189 --> 00:11:27,956
We're, uh, spoiled in California.
328
00:11:27,958 --> 00:11:29,858
You know, in New York, they
wouldn't even think twice
329
00:11:29,860 --> 00:11:31,326
about walking eight blocks.
330
00:11:31,328 --> 00:11:34,096
[AS RATSO RIZZO] Hey, I'm
walkin' here! I'm walkin' here!
331
00:11:35,132 --> 00:11:36,631
[NORMAL VOICE] Oh,
you can't get over that.
332
00:11:36,633 --> 00:11:38,633
That's why you're not laughing
at my "Midnight Cowboy."
333
00:11:38,635 --> 00:11:40,202
He can't, but that's not why.
334
00:11:41,138 --> 00:11:43,305
Is it maybe easier to go around?
335
00:11:43,307 --> 00:11:46,842
"It's only a few inches off the curb.
336
00:11:46,844 --> 00:11:48,310
Easy-peasy."
337
00:11:50,214 --> 00:11:52,180
Dude! That is, like, 5 inches.
338
00:11:52,182 --> 00:11:54,349
Do you have a death wish?
339
00:11:54,351 --> 00:11:57,886
"If I die, tell Ray he's a dork."
340
00:11:57,888 --> 00:11:59,521
You know I will, buddy.
341
00:12:00,427 --> 00:12:01,556
[SIGHS]
342
00:12:01,558 --> 00:12:03,792
?
343
00:12:03,794 --> 00:12:05,694
Ray, you're a dork!
344
00:12:07,068 --> 00:12:09,169
Hey! You made it!
345
00:12:11,868 --> 00:12:14,368
"And now the part where the R-A...
346
00:12:14,371 --> 00:12:17,443
Rain short-circuits my chair."
347
00:12:17,446 --> 00:12:18,607
Rain?
348
00:12:18,609 --> 00:12:20,375
- [THUNDER CRASHES]
- Oh, boy.
349
00:12:21,551 --> 00:12:22,851
What are you doing?!
350
00:12:22,854 --> 00:12:24,487
H-Hey! "Shawshank"!
351
00:12:24,490 --> 00:12:27,582
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS]
352
00:12:27,584 --> 00:12:29,951
Yeesh! Get a screening room, you two.
353
00:12:31,077 --> 00:12:33,663
- Kenneth, off!
- Oh!
354
00:12:33,666 --> 00:12:35,334
Anything you say, Alpha.
355
00:12:35,337 --> 00:12:37,337
[WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYS]
356
00:12:39,945 --> 00:12:41,828
Now you may eat.
357
00:12:42,929 --> 00:12:44,762
So alpha!
358
00:12:44,765 --> 00:12:46,546
Alright, now, really give it to me here.
359
00:12:46,548 --> 00:12:47,680
Yeah.
360
00:12:48,750 --> 00:12:51,070
Kenneth, get the paper now!
361
00:12:53,555 --> 00:12:54,687
Oh. [LAUGHS]
362
00:12:54,689 --> 00:12:55,889
Hi. Yeah, this is just a...
363
00:12:55,891 --> 00:12:58,057
It's too hard to explain.
Just give me the package.
364
00:12:59,027 --> 00:13:00,560
[CHUCKLES] In my mouth, dummy.
365
00:13:00,562 --> 00:13:06,099
?
366
00:13:06,101 --> 00:13:07,967
[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]
367
00:13:11,801 --> 00:13:14,702
Taylor. Ooh, you were using me.
368
00:13:14,705 --> 00:13:16,305
God!
369
00:13:16,308 --> 00:13:19,477
RAY: ? You're the unforgettable pain ?
370
00:13:19,480 --> 00:13:22,914
- ? You're the sweetest kind of rain ?
- Oh... no!
371
00:13:24,419 --> 00:13:26,185
Uh, w-why are we waiting here?
372
00:13:26,187 --> 00:13:27,587
Can the wheelchair not get wet?
373
00:13:27,589 --> 00:13:29,923
Oh! No, this is all me.
374
00:13:29,925 --> 00:13:31,524
I like standing under awnings.
375
00:13:31,526 --> 00:13:32,946
They're...
376
00:13:32,949 --> 00:13:34,415
romantic.
377
00:13:34,418 --> 00:13:35,584
Now...
378
00:13:35,587 --> 00:13:38,221
kiss me under this dumb thing!
379
00:13:38,224 --> 00:13:41,188
U-uh, w-we should probably
get to... t-to the movie.
380
00:13:42,504 --> 00:13:43,703
Yeah, you guys go.
381
00:13:43,705 --> 00:13:45,905
I-I'll go find some
plastic bags to cover us.
382
00:13:45,907 --> 00:13:48,675
I'll catch up with you guys later!
383
00:13:48,677 --> 00:13:49,876
Let's go!
384
00:13:51,011 --> 00:13:57,749
?
385
00:13:57,752 --> 00:13:59,652
[ELECTRICITY CRACKLES]
386
00:14:01,451 --> 00:14:03,585
What happened? Oh, no! Did it short?
387
00:14:04,680 --> 00:14:06,125
Let's just push it.
388
00:14:06,127 --> 00:14:09,562
"It's too H-E-A... Heavy to move."
389
00:14:09,564 --> 00:14:11,030
Let me try.
390
00:14:11,032 --> 00:14:12,532
[GRUNTING]
391
00:14:14,101 --> 00:14:17,587
[AS INIGO MONTOYA]
My name is Inigo Montoya.
392
00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:19,590
You killed my wheelchair.
393
00:14:22,629 --> 00:14:25,931
[SLOW-MOTION] Prepare to die!
394
00:14:29,250 --> 00:14:30,950
[NORMAL VOICE] What was that?
395
00:14:30,952 --> 00:14:32,385
Oh! Uh...
396
00:14:32,387 --> 00:14:33,987
Houston, we have a problem.
397
00:14:33,989 --> 00:14:35,021
Uh...
398
00:14:35,023 --> 00:14:36,089
"We're done.
399
00:14:36,091 --> 00:14:37,323
Just go."
400
00:14:37,325 --> 00:14:38,925
No, no. It's okay.
401
00:14:40,246 --> 00:14:41,378
"It's not.
402
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:43,459
Go now."
403
00:14:43,462 --> 00:14:45,709
At least let me push you
under the awning. I...
404
00:14:46,601 --> 00:14:49,535
"No. Leave."
405
00:14:49,537 --> 00:14:54,540
?
406
00:14:54,542 --> 00:14:57,977
? You're the sweetest kind of rain ?
407
00:14:57,979 --> 00:14:59,646
? And my brain goes insane ?
408
00:14:59,648 --> 00:15:00,647
[GRUNTS]
409
00:15:00,649 --> 00:15:02,415
[CLATTER, MUSIC STOPS]
410
00:15:02,417 --> 00:15:03,805
What the heck?
411
00:15:03,808 --> 00:15:05,138
Mummy to Ray.
412
00:15:05,141 --> 00:15:06,704
Come in, Ray. Over.
413
00:15:07,822 --> 00:15:10,523
- Mom! What are you doing?
- I'm trying to save you.
414
00:15:10,525 --> 00:15:12,625
This drone is gonna embarrass
you in front of Taylor
415
00:15:12,627 --> 00:15:13,893
and all these people,
416
00:15:13,895 --> 00:15:16,095
some of whom are your
age and quite cute.
417
00:15:16,097 --> 00:15:17,864
Excuse me. Are you single?
418
00:15:17,866 --> 00:15:18,998
This is my son.
419
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,384
Class rank... 6.
420
00:15:20,387 --> 00:15:22,735
I don't want anyone else. I want Taylor.
421
00:15:22,737 --> 00:15:23,836
Well, this is for your own good.
422
00:15:23,838 --> 00:15:25,138
Give me back my drone!
423
00:15:25,140 --> 00:15:26,735
See how fast he runs, ladies?
424
00:15:27,842 --> 00:15:31,144
[SIGHS] I love you, buddy,
but this part's a drag.
425
00:15:31,146 --> 00:15:32,879
You're gonna have to learn to walk.
426
00:15:34,616 --> 00:15:36,149
I had that guy wrong.
427
00:15:36,151 --> 00:15:38,017
He just rolled you in this and left?
428
00:15:39,654 --> 00:15:42,822
"After I told him to go."
429
00:15:42,824 --> 00:15:44,691
What? Why?
430
00:15:44,693 --> 00:15:47,026
"He was just putting up with me.
431
00:15:47,028 --> 00:15:48,928
They all get sick of it."
432
00:15:48,930 --> 00:15:50,897
So you did this?
433
00:15:50,899 --> 00:15:53,566
You know, I can move all the
Dumpsters out of your way,
434
00:15:53,568 --> 00:15:56,509
but I can't move you out
of your own way.
435
00:15:56,512 --> 00:15:59,384
It doesn't matter if
the world is accessible
436
00:15:59,387 --> 00:16:00,553
if you're not.
437
00:16:03,044 --> 00:16:05,118
"Fine. I'll talk to him."
438
00:16:05,121 --> 00:16:06,746
Good for you!
439
00:16:06,748 --> 00:16:08,448
Go to him!
440
00:16:08,450 --> 00:16:11,284
Oh. Right. Yeah. I'll
get him and bring him here.
441
00:16:11,286 --> 00:16:12,819
That makes more sense.
442
00:16:14,106 --> 00:16:16,601
Mom, stop! You can't do that!
443
00:16:16,604 --> 00:16:18,182
I'm trying to protect you.
444
00:16:18,185 --> 00:16:19,461
Taylor has moved on.
445
00:16:19,464 --> 00:16:20,997
You have to be strong and move on, too.
446
00:16:20,999 --> 00:16:23,400
I don't want to move on.
I want her to take me back.
447
00:16:23,402 --> 00:16:24,801
Yeah, but we're DiMeos. We don't beg.
448
00:16:24,803 --> 00:16:26,436
We pretend we never
cared in the first place
449
00:16:26,438 --> 00:16:27,804
and then we spread
rumors that they breastfed
450
00:16:27,806 --> 00:16:28,905
'til they were 21.
451
00:16:28,907 --> 00:16:30,473
I must not be a DiMeo, then.
452
00:16:30,475 --> 00:16:32,876
You and I are the most different
people in this family...
453
00:16:32,878 --> 00:16:34,477
- Maybe in the world.
- But, darling...
454
00:16:34,479 --> 00:16:36,346
I want to beg for Taylor,
455
00:16:36,348 --> 00:16:38,148
and I don't want my mom to tell me
456
00:16:38,150 --> 00:16:40,050
my way is wrong and hers is right.
457
00:16:40,052 --> 00:16:44,254
I want her to have my back...
Because she's my mom.
458
00:16:44,256 --> 00:16:46,423
So you want blind loyalty?
459
00:16:46,425 --> 00:16:49,292
Well, then, we have more
in common than you think.
460
00:16:49,294 --> 00:16:50,694
Request granted.
461
00:16:50,696 --> 00:16:52,529
- What do you need?
- My guitar.
462
00:16:52,531 --> 00:16:54,331
[SIGHING] As you wish.
463
00:16:54,333 --> 00:16:55,653
Sit.
464
00:16:55,734 --> 00:16:56,933
Sit!
465
00:16:56,935 --> 00:16:59,169
[HIGH-PITCHED] Okay, okay. Hail Mary.
466
00:16:59,171 --> 00:17:00,670
Berate me in front of the dog.
467
00:17:00,672 --> 00:17:01,705
I'm not gonna berate you.
468
00:17:01,707 --> 00:17:04,774
Talk lower, big boy,
and make some stuff up.
469
00:17:04,776 --> 00:17:05,976
I'll look ashamed.
470
00:17:05,978 --> 00:17:07,577
Kenneth, you're bad.
471
00:17:07,579 --> 00:17:11,262
You drink all our orange
juice a-and steal all our pens.
472
00:17:11,265 --> 00:17:12,164
You... Oh!
473
00:17:12,167 --> 00:17:13,616
You use our Netflix so much
474
00:17:13,619 --> 00:17:15,852
that all our suggestions
are aimed at you.
475
00:17:15,854 --> 00:17:17,887
I don't want to watch
"Broadchurch," Kenneth.
476
00:17:17,889 --> 00:17:19,222
Well, you got to give it a chance.
477
00:17:19,224 --> 00:17:21,224
It gets really good
after the seventh episode.
478
00:17:21,226 --> 00:17:23,026
You're in my house more than I am.
479
00:17:23,028 --> 00:17:25,595
You always beat me to the
good "That's what she saids."
480
00:17:25,597 --> 00:17:28,032
You spend all day,
every day with my son.
481
00:17:28,035 --> 00:17:30,967
Now if I want to find out what kind
of day he had, I have to ask Kenneth!
482
00:17:30,969 --> 00:17:33,837
Forget the dog. Give
me back my kid, man.
483
00:17:35,240 --> 00:17:36,706
[NORMAL VOICE] That's what this is?
484
00:17:36,708 --> 00:17:39,376
Jimmy, JJ's your guy... Always will be.
485
00:17:39,378 --> 00:17:42,112
But if you feel for a second
that I'm in the way, I'll...
486
00:17:42,114 --> 00:17:45,682
I'll be more sensitive to
it and back the hell off.
487
00:17:45,684 --> 00:17:47,050
I promise you.
488
00:17:47,052 --> 00:17:48,910
Thanks.
489
00:17:48,913 --> 00:17:50,553
[LAUGHS] Look!
490
00:17:50,555 --> 00:17:51,688
He sat!
491
00:17:51,690 --> 00:17:52,989
[LAUGHS]
492
00:17:52,991 --> 00:17:54,024
[LAUGHING] Hey!
493
00:17:55,093 --> 00:17:56,426
[DYLAN PANTING]
494
00:17:56,428 --> 00:18:00,096
Aaron, JJ has something
he wants to tell you.
495
00:18:00,098 --> 00:18:05,368
"Look, today didn't go
exactly how I W... wanted it."
496
00:18:05,370 --> 00:18:07,037
Yeah, yeah, I get it.
497
00:18:07,039 --> 00:18:08,471
Heard it a thousand times.
498
00:18:08,473 --> 00:18:10,407
Okay, you put it up with
it as long as you could,
499
00:18:10,409 --> 00:18:13,009
but now you're tired of me and
my constant movie references.
500
00:18:13,011 --> 00:18:14,978
I'm a burden, hard to be around.
501
00:18:14,980 --> 00:18:17,247
Like John Candy in "Planes,
Trains & Automobiles."
502
00:18:17,249 --> 00:18:19,482
Oh! I'm doing it again! Ohh!
503
00:18:19,484 --> 00:18:21,217
"I can't relate,
504
00:18:21,219 --> 00:18:24,220
but I can see how you
might have that problem.
505
00:18:25,057 --> 00:18:27,457
I think I owe you another shot."
506
00:18:27,460 --> 00:18:28,558
[LAUGHING] Yeah?
507
00:18:28,560 --> 00:18:30,193
Uh... okay, then wait right here.
508
00:18:30,195 --> 00:18:32,295
I think I saw something
up there that might help.
509
00:18:33,331 --> 00:18:34,698
[AS THE TERMINATOR] I'll be back.
510
00:18:34,700 --> 00:18:35,699
[NORMAL VOICE] Last one.
511
00:18:35,701 --> 00:18:39,436
["CHARIOTS OF FIRE" THEME PLAYS]
512
00:18:39,438 --> 00:18:41,471
[AS BUZZ LIGHTYEAR]
To infinity and beyond!
513
00:18:41,473 --> 00:18:42,605
[NORMAL VOICE] Last one.
514
00:18:42,607 --> 00:18:47,744
?
515
00:18:47,746 --> 00:18:52,849
?
516
00:18:52,851 --> 00:18:54,217
We did it!
517
00:18:56,121 --> 00:19:00,090
[AS SAMWISE GAMGEE]
Mr. Frodo, I can't carry it for you,
518
00:19:00,092 --> 00:19:01,758
but I can carry you!
519
00:19:01,760 --> 00:19:03,393
?
520
00:19:03,395 --> 00:19:05,261
[GRUNTS]
521
00:19:05,263 --> 00:19:08,698
?
522
00:19:08,700 --> 00:19:09,833
Ray?
523
00:19:09,835 --> 00:19:14,037
Taylor, I know you must
feel so hurt and angry.
524
00:19:14,039 --> 00:19:16,895
I was a jerk. I let a girl kiss me.
525
00:19:16,898 --> 00:19:18,113
I was wrong.
526
00:19:18,116 --> 00:19:21,076
You're the kindest, most
gentle person I've ever known,
527
00:19:21,079 --> 00:19:24,581
and if given the chance,
I swear I will do better.
528
00:19:24,583 --> 00:19:26,516
I hope you can forgive me.
529
00:19:26,518 --> 00:19:28,351
I wrote this one for you.
530
00:19:28,353 --> 00:19:29,986
[CLEARS THROAT]
531
00:19:29,988 --> 00:19:31,654
[SOUR NOTES PLAY]
532
00:19:31,656 --> 00:19:34,257
When I asked for space, you
said, "Let's stay friends."
533
00:19:34,259 --> 00:19:35,892
I asked, "Are you sure
you'll be okay with that?"
534
00:19:35,894 --> 00:19:37,193
You said, "Sure I'll be okay."
535
00:19:37,195 --> 00:19:40,730
Coming to my work and
causing a scene is not "okay."
536
00:19:40,732 --> 00:19:42,699
Not trusting me is not "okay."
537
00:19:42,701 --> 00:19:46,035
Kissing another girl...
Definitely not "okay."
538
00:19:46,037 --> 00:19:48,238
Your meddling mom... Not okay.
539
00:19:48,240 --> 00:19:49,806
I like it. Yes, I'll take th...
540
00:19:49,808 --> 00:19:50,874
Taylor!
541
00:19:50,876 --> 00:19:52,408
Ha! Goodness.
542
00:19:52,410 --> 00:19:54,477
Ray! [LAUGHING] Hey, dude!
543
00:19:54,479 --> 00:19:56,112
- Okay, well...
- I'm not done.
544
00:19:56,114 --> 00:19:58,681
Keeping my hair... So not okay.
545
00:19:58,683 --> 00:20:00,383
Well, I got you this flower...
546
00:20:00,385 --> 00:20:02,318
Yeah, no, I don't like
that tree at all, actually.
547
00:20:02,320 --> 00:20:03,787
We're gonna take our business elsewhere.
548
00:20:03,789 --> 00:20:05,421
Sorry. Thank you so much.
549
00:20:05,423 --> 00:20:09,359
God, I've never seen sweet,
gentle Taylor so mad before.
550
00:20:09,361 --> 00:20:11,728
- I know. It was great!
- How do you figure?
551
00:20:11,730 --> 00:20:14,664
I wanted to see some
emotion from her, and I did.
552
00:20:14,666 --> 00:20:17,433
She still feels something.
I've got a chance.
553
00:20:17,435 --> 00:20:20,603
So my agreeing to let
you do it your way worked.
554
00:20:20,605 --> 00:20:21,887
Mom...
555
00:20:21,890 --> 00:20:23,456
she hates me!
556
00:20:23,459 --> 00:20:25,108
Yay!
557
00:20:25,110 --> 00:20:27,510
[GRUNTS]
558
00:20:27,512 --> 00:20:29,279
[SIGHS]
559
00:20:29,281 --> 00:20:30,280
[APPLAUSE]
560
00:20:30,282 --> 00:20:31,514
These are great credits.
561
00:20:31,516 --> 00:20:33,583
[CLOSING THEME PLAYS]
562
00:20:38,256 --> 00:20:42,091
"Sorry we missed the movie."
563
00:20:42,093 --> 00:20:43,159
Are you kidding?
564
00:20:43,161 --> 00:20:45,094
I feel like I was just in a movie.
565
00:20:45,096 --> 00:20:46,930
That was crazy fun.
566
00:20:46,932 --> 00:20:48,498
What are we doing next weekend?
567
00:20:49,534 --> 00:20:52,702
"I think this is the B-E...
568
00:20:52,704 --> 00:20:55,104
Beginning of a...
569
00:20:55,107 --> 00:20:56,607
[LAUGHING] beautiful friendship."
570
00:20:56,672 --> 00:20:59,800
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