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"What's up, Ryan?"
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What's up, JJ?
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Big finish...
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[Grunts]
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[Imitates explosion]
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Boogie.
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[Imitates explosion]
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Let's go fishing.
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It's a big one!
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[Imitates explosion]
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[Scoffs]
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I got this.
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I'm doing it!
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I'm cool!
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And now the fist bump.
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[groans]
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[Imitates explosion]
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[Laughs]
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Why do I always
have to blow out Ray's candle
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to make mine seem brighter?
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Eh.
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Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx
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Ooh, Ray.
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Ray, what do you think about this?
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Uh... I think it's crazy
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to buy next year's winter clothes now
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just because they're on sale.
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No, the crazy people are
the ones paying full price.
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Now, what size do you think
you're gonna be in nine months?
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Women's medium?
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Haven't got quite enough
up top yet, but don't worry.
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I was a late bloomer, too.
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I'm going to look for pins on the floor.
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- Get me when it's over.
- Relax.
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All we got to do after this is
get Dylan from her sleepover,
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Dad from the barbershop,
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and go to JJ's sled hockey tournament.
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Why can't we do anything for me?
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I'm always just dragged around
to everybody else's stuff.
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Oh, love. All right.
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Well, just for you,
tomorrow, let's go swimming.
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We're going swimming because
a physical therapist told you
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that it would help
with JJ's muscle tightness.
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- Oh, you heard that.
- Yeah.
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Okay, you don't think
I like my Ray time.
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I would love to find something
for just you and me,
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but you disapprove of my antics.
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- All right, open or closed?
- Closed.
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"That sled hockey game sucked."
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"7-0."
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Yeah, you guys got to get better.
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It's hard to find things to praise.
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Katie! Great game.
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Way to not throw up on the ice.
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Oh, no, no, I did throw up.
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I just kept it in my mouth this time.
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Like a champion.
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Anyway, you just look
at the board, and it speaks.
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You should ditch Kenneth and get one.
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Whoa! "Ditch Kenneth"?
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You taking shots now?
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Where was this during the game?
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[Laughs]
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"I tried one years ago.
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I like this better."
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Yeah, he told me he likes
the independence a device gives,
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but for him, my human touch
makes for easier connections.
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Can you watch porn on Kenneth?
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Porn?! You kiss your mother
with that board?
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Hey, guys! We were thinking
of seeing a movie Saturday.
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Who's in?
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- Me!
- I'm in!
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"Kenneth and I are in."
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Wait. We don't think
we should ask Kenneth first?
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I actually have plans.
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Dude, I have a date.
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- [Laughs]
- You don't believe me?
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Does your date look like this?
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Oh! Nicholas!
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Parental controls!
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Maya: Right. Grab your swimming trunks.
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Here we are.
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This is a private club.
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Yeah, I looked at some public pools.
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This just seemed nicer.
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We're not allowed here.
That's how it stays nicer.
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Ray, we're gonna sneak in.
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It's like you're trying
to make it extra not for me!
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Relax. It'll be easy.
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Jimmy: It's 20 bucks for valet.
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Gah!
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There's no wheelchair ramp.
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Gah!
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[Door rattles]
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- That's locked.
- Gah!
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[Splash]
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See? Too easy.
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Excuse me, love.
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Refill, please.
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Also, this little chap
no longer smells of lavender.
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Oh, God. Somebody's coming over.
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Oh, darling, no, don't worry.
Just act like you belong.
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I don't know how to do that
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at the places I actually do belong!
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Uh-oh. 5-0.
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[Both inhale deeply]
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Hello.
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I'm sorry. Are you members?
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Not here, but we have privileges.
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We're at the Palms Club.
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I am not familiar with that.
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Oh, it's in the UAE.
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I'd have you call them,
but it's 3:00 A.M. in Dubai,
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so... du-bye! [Chuckles]
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There you are. She left.
Now you can relax.
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Now I can relax?
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You might as well say
now I can do sports.
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Oh, my gosh!
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Hon, you got to tell us when she leaves.
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Yeah, well, she's gone, darling.
Well done.
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Sir? You'll need sandals.
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- Thank you.
- Our compliments.
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[Thud]
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Sir?
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Oh. That was st...
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Strawberry. We know, sir.
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- Thanks.
- Mm-hmm.
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Could I get an extra strawberry?
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Of course, sir.
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This is all for you.
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Thank you.
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[Voice breaking] I'm home.
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Look, man, there's something
I want to discuss.
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It's been eating away at me,
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and I need to have my feelings heard.
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Wow, Ray.
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You look... different.
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[Laughs]
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Okay. Things like
what you did last night...
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signing me up for a movie
before you even asked...
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that makes me feel like
you take me for granted.
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"Oh. Okay.
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Oops."
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"Oops"?
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Huh. That feels nice.
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Thanks, JJ.
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I accept your "Oops."
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I'm just saying, I got a life
outside of here, man.
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"Well, I'm sorry if I'm getting
in the way of your life."
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"Well, I'm sorry if I'm getting
in the way of your life!"
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He said "more sassy."
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I-I-I get that you need me. It's just...
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"Oh, I need you?"
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Oh, don't be that way. You know
that's not how I meant it.
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"I'm sorry for being such a burden."
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Oh, here we go.
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"You know what? Forget the movie."
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Wha...
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Well, you don't have to go home,
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but you can't stay here.
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Great. You're here. We need to talk.
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We have a very busy week coming up.
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There's a tennis clinic tonight.
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Tomorrow, the dining room is
doing a Taste of Tuscany thing.
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Not gonna miss that.
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And Thursday,
they're doing an afternoon tea
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in the Botanical Gardens.
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Oh, I love afternoon tea.
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But I thought you hated the club.
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I did hate it...
until I realized something.
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I love it.
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I've finally found my people.
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I'm a fancy guy
trapped in a poor guy's body.
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I identify as rich!
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And is that how you illustrate that?
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What's wrong with my ensemble?
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Morning, everyone.
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Why are you wearing your mother's pants?
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There's that.
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Forward-point collar
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instead of the preferred English spread.
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Visible undershirt.
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How do you know that stuff?
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Darling, I'm British.
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We invented sartorial nonsense.
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Could you teach me?
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At the club?
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Are you saying
there's something you'd enjoy
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that we could do together?
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This could be our thing...
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Mummy.
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Strike me down now, God,
for at last I am truly happy.
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I'd like to think 17 years of marriage
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loosened the lid
on that jar of happiness.
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Good morning, JJ.
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Hello, Kenneth.
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What's the matter?
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Never seen a guy who didn't
need his aide before?
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[Imitates explosion]
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So, what... You went out
and got yourself
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a little talking computer dealie
just to get back at me?
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My friend let me use his old one.
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I like it.
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It's easy to work with
and doesn't eat my pizza.
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Yeah, I'm sure you prefer
that robot over this voice.
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Mine is a freight train
dipped in smoked honey.
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The finest minds in Silicon Valley
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could never make this in their labs.
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- [Chime]
- [Deep voice] Well, I beg to differ.
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[Gasps] That robot could be my brother.
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- [Chime]
- [English accent] Checkmate, my good man.
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Everyone's getting so British,
aren't they?
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- [Chime]
- [Sexy voice] Can I have more cereal, Dad?
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Oh, change it back!
That's very upsetting.
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Oh, so, you're no longer
interested in the human touch
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that this voice provides?
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No biggie. I got plenty
of things to read. Uh...
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"Great new taste."
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"Sex party probe widens."
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So, after school,
you're gonna pick me up
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and we're gonna head over to the club?
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Sure thing.
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Oh, isn't that nice?
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Normally, all I hear from Ray
is what I'm doing wrong,
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and now he wants me around.
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We're connected.
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[Audience "Aws"]
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That thing does sound effects?
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[Laughter, cheers and applause]
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Okay.
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Before we embark
on this adventure together,
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a few tips.
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First of all, no matter
what they present you with,
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you cannot appear impressed.
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In fact, we better get
all of our gratitude
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and enthusiasm out now, okay?
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One, two...
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- Look at the thread count on these napkins!
- Oh, my God, this is fantastic!
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- This hot tub is bigger than my bedroom!
- Have you ever seen so much shrimp?
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- I can't believe I'm meeting actual royalty!
- This robe feels like it's made out of baby skin.
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- A room just for coats?!
- There's free mouthwash in the loo!
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[Both sigh]
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- Better, Ray? Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Maya: I know these people, Ray.
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- Pineapple-kiwi water?
- Fine.
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You've got to build a persona.
Tell the big lie.
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Steady.
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And if you're ever in a corner,
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just tell them you'd "rather not say."
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So after our third safari,
we decided to settle down.
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As much as you can call
yacht life settling.
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- [Both laugh]
- Where do you dock?
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I'd rather not say.
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[Gasps]
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Anytime you're in a conversation,
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make sure to be looking around
266
00:09:07,539 --> 00:09:08,905
for someone more important to talk to.
267
00:09:08,974 --> 00:09:10,807
What's your, uh, name?
268
00:09:10,875 --> 00:09:12,075
I'm, uh...
269
00:09:12,143 --> 00:09:14,523
What's that? Sorry? Ray.
270
00:09:15,113 --> 00:09:16,212
[Chuckles lightly]
271
00:09:16,281 --> 00:09:18,214
I think we have a lot
to talk about, Ray.
272
00:09:18,283 --> 00:09:22,018
Just follow me. I'll teach you
everything you need to know.
273
00:09:22,087 --> 00:09:23,720
You've led enough. Allow me.
274
00:09:25,924 --> 00:09:27,757
[Waltz plays]
275
00:09:27,826 --> 00:09:29,225
I watched a YouTube video.
276
00:09:29,294 --> 00:09:30,326
Did you?
277
00:09:38,003 --> 00:09:38,768
Dip?
278
00:09:38,837 --> 00:09:39,869
Please.
279
00:09:40,839 --> 00:09:42,839
[Crowd "Aws," applause]
280
00:09:45,110 --> 00:09:48,077
We danced, we laughed.
We had a breakthrough, Jimmy!
281
00:09:48,146 --> 00:09:50,313
Ray enjoyed doing something with me.
282
00:09:50,382 --> 00:09:51,914
It's awesome...
283
00:09:51,983 --> 00:09:55,168
the facilities, the activities,
the hand towels.
284
00:09:55,262 --> 00:09:57,620
Just be aware, your mom is having
the time of her life, too.
285
00:09:57,689 --> 00:10:00,823
But the thing she is
most excited about... is you.
286
00:10:00,892 --> 00:10:02,358
How could she not be?
287
00:10:02,427 --> 00:10:03,626
Smell me!
288
00:10:03,695 --> 00:10:05,194
I am so well-lotioned.
289
00:10:05,263 --> 00:10:07,463
They let you slather on
as much as you want.
290
00:10:07,532 --> 00:10:09,799
It is too much. I can't hold anything.
291
00:10:09,868 --> 00:10:10,900
See?
292
00:10:10,969 --> 00:10:12,268
[School bell rings]
293
00:10:12,337 --> 00:10:16,005
[Laughing]
294
00:10:16,074 --> 00:10:17,206
Oh...
295
00:10:17,275 --> 00:10:19,308
Rudy Smith just made a hilarious face.
296
00:10:19,377 --> 00:10:20,710
[Chuckles]
297
00:10:20,779 --> 00:10:22,678
But pointing out hilarious faces to you
298
00:10:22,747 --> 00:10:25,181
is a service I no longer provide.
299
00:10:25,250 --> 00:10:28,017
But since I like my job,
I'll keep doing it...
300
00:10:28,086 --> 00:10:29,685
for someone who appreciates me.
301
00:10:29,754 --> 00:10:31,788
Now, I don't have
another nonverbal kid handy,
302
00:10:31,856 --> 00:10:35,091
but I do have Mary, the super-quiet kid.
303
00:10:35,160 --> 00:10:37,427
Yeah, I'll be speaking for her today.
304
00:10:37,495 --> 00:10:39,562
Isn't that right, Mary?
305
00:10:39,631 --> 00:10:41,464
[Mumbling softly]
306
00:10:41,533 --> 00:10:43,166
Wait, wait... What? Speak up, Quiet.
307
00:10:43,234 --> 00:10:44,567
[Mumbling louder]
308
00:10:44,636 --> 00:10:47,904
Oh! [Laughs]
309
00:10:47,972 --> 00:10:50,940
You sure do have
a wicked sense of humor, Quiet.
310
00:10:51,009 --> 00:10:52,875
We're gonna get along just fine.
311
00:10:54,446 --> 00:10:55,678
Just fine.
312
00:10:56,981 --> 00:10:58,614
Ray, I got you something.
313
00:11:00,952 --> 00:11:02,085
Tennis whites?!
314
00:11:02,153 --> 00:11:03,820
In-season, full price?!
315
00:11:03,888 --> 00:11:05,121
Men's?
316
00:11:05,190 --> 00:11:06,923
I want my partner looking his best
317
00:11:06,991 --> 00:11:09,058
in the mother/son tennis tournament.
318
00:11:09,127 --> 00:11:10,626
- Are you in?
- Uh, yeah!
319
00:11:10,695 --> 00:11:12,195
[Whispering] Acting impressed, Ray.
320
00:11:12,263 --> 00:11:14,163
Trying not to! Can't stop!
321
00:11:14,232 --> 00:11:15,498
Spence: Hey, Ray.
322
00:11:15,567 --> 00:11:16,566
Hey, Spence.
323
00:11:16,634 --> 00:11:18,067
Let me introduce you to my parents.
324
00:11:18,136 --> 00:11:20,436
My dad is a professor
of astronomy at CalTech.
325
00:11:20,505 --> 00:11:22,438
Mom is head of membership at the club.
326
00:11:22,507 --> 00:11:25,508
I can... take those things in stride.
327
00:11:25,577 --> 00:11:27,376
I'm Maya, Ray's mom.
328
00:11:27,445 --> 00:11:29,112
Of all the weeks to visit the club.
329
00:11:29,180 --> 00:11:31,047
We're mid-renovation. Please forgive us.
330
00:11:31,116 --> 00:11:32,548
I'm sorry. I cannot.
331
00:11:34,352 --> 00:11:36,119
[Laughing] Oh!
332
00:11:36,187 --> 00:11:37,420
- Enjoy your tea.
- Mm.
333
00:11:39,858 --> 00:11:41,357
[Whispering] Ehhhhhh!
334
00:11:41,426 --> 00:11:42,992
[Whispering] What are you doing?!
335
00:11:43,061 --> 00:11:44,160
Retching. Was it not clear?
336
00:11:44,229 --> 00:11:45,261
[Imitates retching]
337
00:11:45,330 --> 00:11:46,329
Really dull.
338
00:11:46,397 --> 00:11:47,930
Those are the exact kind of people
339
00:11:47,999 --> 00:11:49,198
we need to be getting to know.
340
00:11:49,267 --> 00:11:50,366
Why?
341
00:11:50,435 --> 00:11:52,468
We're not actually part of this, Ray.
342
00:11:52,537 --> 00:11:54,704
You do realize that, right?
343
00:11:54,772 --> 00:11:56,038
I'd rather not say.
344
00:11:56,107 --> 00:11:59,342
345
00:11:59,410 --> 00:12:02,011
I am going to say hi to my friends.
346
00:12:02,080 --> 00:12:04,881
You can wait for me in homeroom.
347
00:12:04,949 --> 00:12:06,983
Really? You don't need me around
for the handshake?
348
00:12:07,051 --> 00:12:08,417
I got it covered.
349
00:12:09,721 --> 00:12:12,855
350
00:12:12,924 --> 00:12:14,557
Abort. Abort.
351
00:12:14,626 --> 00:12:18,294
352
00:12:18,363 --> 00:12:20,163
Wait. I got this.
353
00:12:20,231 --> 00:12:22,632
This is the one part of my day
I look forward to.
354
00:12:24,269 --> 00:12:25,735
355
00:12:28,139 --> 00:12:30,506
What the heck, Mr. Sharp?!
356
00:12:32,677 --> 00:12:36,312
[Cellphone rings]
357
00:12:36,381 --> 00:12:38,714
- Hello?
- Ray, it's Spence.
358
00:12:38,783 --> 00:12:40,183
From the club?
359
00:12:40,251 --> 00:12:41,717
Oh. Spence.
360
00:12:41,786 --> 00:12:44,353
Sorry. I thought you were Spence...
361
00:12:44,422 --> 00:12:45,521
my driver.
362
00:12:45,590 --> 00:12:47,256
Listen, a favor to ask...
363
00:12:47,325 --> 00:12:48,658
for my mom.
364
00:12:50,328 --> 00:12:52,428
- Mom?
- Ooh!
365
00:12:52,497 --> 00:12:55,264
I made cucumber sandwiches
like at the club.
366
00:12:57,969 --> 00:13:00,303
Yeah, not actually cucumber.
They're pickle.
367
00:13:00,371 --> 00:13:03,009
- But it was either that or zucchini.
- No.
368
00:13:03,118 --> 00:13:05,541
I have a trigonometry test
tomorrow, and I just found out
369
00:13:05,610 --> 00:13:07,577
there's an after-hours
study group at the school.
370
00:13:07,645 --> 00:13:09,312
- But it's our tennis tournament.
- I know.
371
00:13:09,380 --> 00:13:12,648
But the test is worth,
like, 20% of my grade.
372
00:13:12,717 --> 00:13:13,950
Which is a lot, right?
373
00:13:14,018 --> 00:13:15,151
I think. I don't know.
374
00:13:15,220 --> 00:13:17,453
Aah! I really need this study group!
375
00:13:17,522 --> 00:13:20,790
All right, love.
I mean, schoolwork comes first.
376
00:13:20,858 --> 00:13:22,491
- You fancy more...?
- Mnh.
377
00:13:23,828 --> 00:13:25,861
You have arrived at your destination.
378
00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:28,831
Oh, no. Don't even try
to pretend that thing has GPS.
379
00:13:28,900 --> 00:13:30,700
That's your phone.
380
00:13:32,604 --> 00:13:35,338
- Oh. Forgot to turn my Waze off.
- [Laughs]
381
00:13:35,406 --> 00:13:36,772
[Wah-wah-wah-wah!]
382
00:13:36,841 --> 00:13:39,275
Shut it, JJ.
383
00:13:39,344 --> 00:13:40,309
[Door closes]
384
00:13:40,378 --> 00:13:41,844
Can't those two just make up?
385
00:13:41,913 --> 00:13:45,481
Aw, sometimes you just have to
let your teenage son
386
00:13:45,550 --> 00:13:48,150
and his adult friend
work it out on their own.
387
00:13:48,219 --> 00:13:49,352
I'm sick of this.
388
00:13:49,420 --> 00:13:50,853
I'm getting them back together.
389
00:13:50,922 --> 00:13:51,921
[Scoffs] How?
390
00:13:51,990 --> 00:13:53,422
Have you ever seen a little movie
391
00:13:53,491 --> 00:13:56,125
called "The Parent Trap"?
392
00:13:56,194 --> 00:13:57,631
Honey, what are you doing
in those clothes?
393
00:13:57,709 --> 00:13:58,828
We've got a plane to catch.
394
00:13:58,996 --> 00:14:01,186
Here's the deal, Mom...
We thought it over,
395
00:14:01,264 --> 00:14:03,084
and we decided we were being totally...
396
00:14:03,170 --> 00:14:04,300
So, you just want us to sit here
397
00:14:04,369 --> 00:14:05,868
and watch "The Parent Trap" with you?
398
00:14:05,937 --> 00:14:08,104
Yeah. I mean, if those two
could get back together,
399
00:14:08,172 --> 00:14:09,572
why can't you?
400
00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:10,606
This is dumb.
401
00:14:10,675 --> 00:14:13,275
That's one thing we can agree on!
402
00:14:13,344 --> 00:14:14,377
[Sighs]
403
00:14:16,147 --> 00:14:18,748
- We keep getting left alone together.
- It doesn't get less weird.
404
00:14:18,816 --> 00:14:20,173
Nope.
405
00:14:20,227 --> 00:14:21,851
406
00:14:23,287 --> 00:14:24,653
Hello.
407
00:14:24,722 --> 00:14:27,223
Dropping off a study snack
for Ray DiMeo.
408
00:14:27,291 --> 00:14:29,225
Ray? [Chuckles]
Ray doesn't need to be here.
409
00:14:29,288 --> 00:14:31,260
- He's smart.
- Oh, but he said...
410
00:14:31,329 --> 00:14:35,531
411
00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:37,466
I'm smart.
412
00:14:37,535 --> 00:14:40,369
[Indistinct conversations]
413
00:14:43,875 --> 00:14:45,207
- Yes!
- Nice!
414
00:14:45,276 --> 00:14:47,176
Yes! Good job.
415
00:14:50,448 --> 00:14:52,314
Wait a second.
416
00:14:52,383 --> 00:14:54,483
This isn't trigonometry.
417
00:14:54,552 --> 00:14:56,051
418
00:15:05,613 --> 00:15:08,547
- Jimmy: Told you she was excited.
- [Screams]
419
00:15:10,184 --> 00:15:12,251
Mom talked to you, huh?
420
00:15:12,320 --> 00:15:13,786
Can you help me smooth things over?
421
00:15:13,855 --> 00:15:16,822
Smooth things over? Yeah! Sure!
422
00:15:16,891 --> 00:15:18,124
- Yeah?
- Totally!
423
00:15:18,192 --> 00:15:19,325
We know how she gets.
424
00:15:19,394 --> 00:15:20,493
We'll handle her.
425
00:15:20,561 --> 00:15:22,695
You have a very weird smile
426
00:15:22,764 --> 00:15:24,630
for someone
who actually wants to help me.
427
00:15:24,699 --> 00:15:25,831
What do you have planned?
428
00:15:25,900 --> 00:15:27,466
Um...
429
00:15:27,535 --> 00:15:29,135
"Sorry. I messed up."
430
00:15:29,203 --> 00:15:31,203
Yeah. Here's the thing, buddy.
431
00:15:31,272 --> 00:15:34,273
That's a little-boy apology.
432
00:15:34,342 --> 00:15:37,443
Maybe you spilled some juice
on the couch, Mommy got mad.
433
00:15:37,512 --> 00:15:38,911
This is different.
434
00:15:38,980 --> 00:15:41,647
You're a big boy,
and you made a decision...
435
00:15:41,716 --> 00:15:44,135
one that you knew would hurt her.
436
00:15:46,154 --> 00:15:47,253
How do I make it better?
437
00:15:47,321 --> 00:15:48,187
Ah.
438
00:15:48,256 --> 00:15:50,489
That's a big-boy question.
439
00:15:50,558 --> 00:15:52,258
You didn't think much about
what she wanted before.
440
00:15:52,326 --> 00:15:54,280
Maybe start now.
441
00:15:54,362 --> 00:15:55,928
You'll figure it out.
442
00:15:55,997 --> 00:15:57,830
[Sighs] Rich guys.
443
00:16:00,803 --> 00:16:01,834
Kenneth!
444
00:16:01,903 --> 00:16:03,736
JJ wants to talk to you.
445
00:16:03,805 --> 00:16:05,271
Oh.
446
00:16:05,340 --> 00:16:06,472
Out here.
447
00:16:06,541 --> 00:16:07,673
Okay.
448
00:16:09,944 --> 00:16:11,010
Kenneth?
449
00:16:11,079 --> 00:16:12,011
Yes, JJ?
450
00:16:12,080 --> 00:16:14,547
I'm sorry. I've been a fool.
451
00:16:14,615 --> 00:16:16,349
Really? I can't believe
you're saying that.
452
00:16:16,417 --> 00:16:18,684
Well, believe it. I'm saying it.
453
00:16:18,753 --> 00:16:21,954
Me, the JJ DiMeo.
454
00:16:22,023 --> 00:16:24,824
Please forgive me so we can move on.
455
00:16:24,892 --> 00:16:27,259
Well, of course I forgive you.
456
00:16:27,328 --> 00:16:30,096
It's just... hard sometimes.
457
00:16:30,164 --> 00:16:31,864
I don't want to treat this
as just a job.
458
00:16:31,933 --> 00:16:33,499
You're my friend.
459
00:16:33,568 --> 00:16:35,267
What's the right balance, you know?
460
00:16:35,336 --> 00:16:37,136
Yep. Totally.
461
00:16:37,205 --> 00:16:39,939
This has been very annoying for Dylan.
462
00:16:40,007 --> 00:16:41,474
Well, I know we'll get there.
463
00:16:41,542 --> 00:16:44,977
Because the important thing is
that we care about each other.
464
00:16:45,046 --> 00:16:47,646
Nothing's gonna change that.
465
00:16:47,715 --> 00:16:48,914
I love you, buddy.
466
00:16:51,786 --> 00:16:53,552
I love you, too.
467
00:16:56,391 --> 00:16:58,824
Well, I'll leave you guys to it.
468
00:16:58,893 --> 00:17:00,559
469
00:17:00,583 --> 00:17:02,557
_
470
00:17:03,064 --> 00:17:05,731
Hey, what is Mom into?
What does Mom like to do?
471
00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:10,033
I don't know... laundry, drive
us places, make appointments.
472
00:17:10,119 --> 00:17:11,737
Other than stuff for us.
473
00:17:11,806 --> 00:17:12,738
Oh.
474
00:17:12,807 --> 00:17:14,507
Reschedule appointments.
475
00:17:14,575 --> 00:17:15,775
[Groans]
476
00:17:15,843 --> 00:17:18,944
477
00:17:19,013 --> 00:17:21,981
And I thought you were apologizing.
478
00:17:22,049 --> 00:17:23,983
No, but I heard what you said.
479
00:17:24,051 --> 00:17:26,285
It makes me think maybe I should.
480
00:17:28,256 --> 00:17:29,855
I do need you.
481
00:17:29,924 --> 00:17:32,591
And I think that's what I'm afraid of.
482
00:17:32,660 --> 00:17:36,262
You've got nothing to worry about.
483
00:17:36,330 --> 00:17:37,496
Need away.
484
00:17:37,565 --> 00:17:38,898
You got me, buddy.
485
00:17:42,036 --> 00:17:43,402
What, you want the board?
486
00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:47,940
There we go.
487
00:17:48,009 --> 00:17:49,975
There.
488
00:17:50,044 --> 00:17:52,244
"This is hard.
489
00:17:52,313 --> 00:17:55,147
Can we go back to the device?"
490
00:17:55,216 --> 00:17:56,682
Ha ha. Very funny, JJ.
491
00:17:57,885 --> 00:18:01,020
"You do have a life.
492
00:18:01,088 --> 00:18:05,524
Don't let me keep you from it."
493
00:18:05,593 --> 00:18:08,994
Yeah, I do, but that doesn't mean
I want to spend less time with you.
494
00:18:09,063 --> 00:18:10,329
You're my bro.
495
00:18:12,333 --> 00:18:13,729
Come here.
496
00:18:13,791 --> 00:18:16,602
497
00:18:16,671 --> 00:18:18,404
- Aaaahh!
- Aaaahh!
498
00:18:23,260 --> 00:18:24,132
Fshhh!
499
00:18:24,212 --> 00:18:25,911
Unlock it. Lock it.
500
00:18:25,980 --> 00:18:28,147
Unlock it. Right.
501
00:18:32,787 --> 00:18:34,253
[Breathing heavily]
502
00:18:34,322 --> 00:18:35,621
[Imitates explosion]
503
00:18:35,690 --> 00:18:36,625
You know what?
504
00:18:36,695 --> 00:18:38,691
Maybe we should spend
a little less time together.
505
00:18:38,742 --> 00:18:42,495
506
00:18:42,563 --> 00:18:43,829
Mom, I need you to come with me.
507
00:18:43,898 --> 00:18:45,264
Yeah, not now, Ray. I'm busy.
508
00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:46,499
It's important.
509
00:18:46,567 --> 00:18:48,367
Look, it's just faster
if you tell me what you need
510
00:18:48,436 --> 00:18:50,669
rather than pretending
you want to hang out with me.
511
00:18:50,738 --> 00:18:52,538
- No.
- [Sighs]
512
00:18:53,841 --> 00:18:55,107
One lump or two?
513
00:18:59,113 --> 00:19:00,479
I thought it'd be nice to hang out
514
00:19:00,548 --> 00:19:02,414
and do something you like, for once.
515
00:19:03,951 --> 00:19:05,885
You do like afternoon tea, right?
516
00:19:05,953 --> 00:19:07,653
I do like afternoon tea, yes.
517
00:19:07,722 --> 00:19:08,954
I know. I remembered.
518
00:19:11,359 --> 00:19:13,859
One is not completely dressed for tea
519
00:19:13,928 --> 00:19:16,529
unless one's wearing a fascinator.
520
00:19:18,966 --> 00:19:20,065
Where'd you learn that?
521
00:19:20,134 --> 00:19:21,467
I Googled it.
522
00:19:21,536 --> 00:19:23,736
Did you also Google
whether they're just for women?
523
00:19:26,641 --> 00:19:27,673
Milk?
524
00:19:27,742 --> 00:19:28,707
Please.
525
00:19:31,779 --> 00:19:36,615
Wow, I really did teach you how to
be a rich little twit, didn't I?
526
00:19:36,684 --> 00:19:38,684
I don't have a good excuse
for what I did.
527
00:19:40,788 --> 00:19:43,455
I guess I just liked
fitting in with those people.
528
00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:47,526
But this can be our own little club...
529
00:19:47,595 --> 00:19:48,928
every bit as fancy as theirs.
530
00:19:48,996 --> 00:19:50,396
[Train whistle blares]
531
00:19:50,464 --> 00:19:53,165
[Train rumbling]
532
00:19:53,234 --> 00:19:56,068
I'm sorry, Mom! I love you!
533
00:19:56,137 --> 00:19:58,504
I feel like the best part
of being at that club
534
00:19:58,573 --> 00:20:00,172
was the time I spent with you!
535
00:20:00,241 --> 00:20:02,408
Oh, stop it!
You're going to make me cry!
536
00:20:02,476 --> 00:20:03,642
It's true!
537
00:20:03,711 --> 00:20:05,544
[Rumbling fades]
538
00:20:05,613 --> 00:20:07,313
Darling.
539
00:20:07,381 --> 00:20:09,815
I love you, Ray.
540
00:20:09,884 --> 00:20:11,784
If it's important to you, then one day,
541
00:20:11,852 --> 00:20:14,753
you will figure out a way
to get back to that club.
542
00:20:14,822 --> 00:20:18,123
[Train whistle blows, train rumbling]
543
00:20:18,192 --> 00:20:21,360
Do you think it's safe for there to
be another train quite so soon?!
544
00:20:21,429 --> 00:20:23,829
It's a tragedy waiting to happen!
545
00:20:23,898 --> 00:20:26,732
- Top up, love?!
- Don't mind if I do!
546
00:20:30,451 --> 00:20:33,248
Little stingy on the cucumber
slices there, cabana boy.
547
00:20:35,222 --> 00:20:38,590
"This place has gone to hell."
548
00:20:38,659 --> 00:20:40,893
You guys aren't gonna show up all
of the time for free stuff, right?
549
00:20:40,961 --> 00:20:42,928
I'd rather not say.
550
00:20:42,997 --> 00:20:45,097
Okeydoke.
551
00:20:45,166 --> 00:20:46,765
Today is my last day.
552
00:20:46,834 --> 00:20:48,267
Dylan: Cabana boy!
553
00:20:51,806 --> 00:20:52,971
Ka-pow!
554
00:20:53,040 --> 00:20:54,707
555
00:20:54,775 --> 00:20:56,275
I'll be leaving now.
556
00:20:56,344 --> 00:20:57,843
Thank you.
557
00:20:57,893 --> 00:21:02,443
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