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[Festive music playing]
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Oh, my gosh.
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Wow.
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I know.
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It's perfect, isn't it?
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Other than the two feet
of it on the ceiling.
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No more sad, fake tree.
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A real one, to cherish
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and, after a month,
drag to the sidewalk and dump,
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where it will mock us for weeks
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while we shout, "Who was
supposed to pick this up?
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Is there a number we can call?"
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D-Does Rockefeller
Center know it's missing?
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This beautiful tree is a symbol
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of what our Christmas
will be like this year...
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Big, big, big, and sappy!
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"Why?"
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Because, for the first time ever,
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I am full of Christmas spirit.
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I believe in the
goodness of my fellow man.
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I mean, it's been a fantastic year.
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You kids are in a great new school.
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Kenneth is making our lives better.
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Did you just compliment Kenneth?
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Did I?
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I guess that's goodbye to Ol' Bessie.
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Eh.
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Stick her in the bathroom,
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we'll have toilet brushes forever.
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We're a "toilet brush" family now?
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Well, you know the best thing?
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I have been squirreling a little away,
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so don't hold back
on your Christmas lists.
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No practical gifts.
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No sweet, homemade,
"It's the thought that counts."
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This year, it is th presents that count!
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How big are we talking?
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- New sneakers?
- Bigger.
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"Cool headphones?"
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Bigger.
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We each get our own computer?
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I mean... no, man. No.
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Can we please stop for gas?
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No time, Ray.
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My day is scheduled to the millisecond.
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Drop you off,
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make snacks for Dylan's
track-team-parent meeting,
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get the groceries, pick up Dylan,
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take her to orthodontist,
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get presents, track-team meeting.
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I mean, I'd hope to pee,
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but it's gonna have
to wait till tomorrow.
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The gauge is now below "E"!
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Oh, trust the van, Ray.
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Remember our Hanukkah miracle?
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We thought it was gonna run
out of gas after one mile,
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and what happened?
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It ran out after eight.
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Hey! Hey, where you going, bud?
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Not college.
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I just had a meeting with
my guidance counselor.
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She said I'm not sufficiently
well-rounded enough
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for today's top universities.
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But you've got really good grades.
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That's not enough, Kenneth! Wake up!
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I need extracurriculars!
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Is there a "taking a tone
with the wrong guy" club
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- you can join?
- [Chuckles]
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You should be freaking out, too, JJ.
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You're not in any extracurriculars.
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"Wheelchair essay. Hello, Harvard."
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Is that the plan?
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Nice.
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This is very helpful. Thanks.
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Come on, kiddo. It's not that big a deal.
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You got a couple years.
Just pick an activity.
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I need more than that.
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I need to distinguish myself.
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I need to join something
and be amazing at it.
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"Don't worry.
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I'll remember you when
I sell my tech company."
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[Laughs]
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[Sighs]
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Come on!
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[Laughs]
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He looks like Bill Gates a little bit.
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["Jingle Bells" plays]
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In the van, apples! No time!
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In the van, materialism! No time!
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In the van, braces! No time!
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Group: [Flatly]
Joy to the world
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The Lord has come
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Let Earth receive her King
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Let every
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Leave us alone.
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We're not bothering anyone.
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No, I'm not here to cause trouble.
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I'd like to speak with the
president of the choir.
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Well, there is no president.
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There is now.
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Tad: Thank you all for being here.
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Before we move on, a couple thank you's.
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For chairing our bake sale,
Amy, thank you.
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For serving as parking coordinator,
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Tom, thank you.
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For making our Family
Fun Run such a success,
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Carly, thank you.
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Next item...
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Approving the minutes
from our last meeting.
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We started by acknowledging the success
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of the car-wash fundraiser.
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For this, Natalie was thanked.
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[Thud]
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Well done, Natalie.
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Cheers, yeah?
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Mm, that's me.
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[Insects chirping]
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And finally, we need someone
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to record times at
tomorrow's Reindeer Run.
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Any takers?
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Ahh!
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Maya, thank you.
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Making a note so I don't forget.
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[Whispering] What am I
pretending to write down?
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- [Whispering] Reindeer Run.
- Reindeer Run.
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And that concludes our meeting.
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So soon?
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Always leave them wanting more, Tad.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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My van. It's gone.
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- What?
- Someone stole my van!
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Are you sure you didn't
park somewhere else?
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Of course not! It was stolen!
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This is a very safe
neighborhood, Mrs. DiMeo.
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It seems pretty unlikely.
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Last week, I lost my car at the mall.
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I was sure it was on P4,
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but I found it an hour later.
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You'll never guess where I found it.
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P3.
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What, you think there's
a downstairs, do you?
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It's a bloody street, love.
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My van has been stolen...
My child's wheelchair van.
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I bet she parked it somewhere else.
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- Than...
- Do not say "thank you"!
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[Flatly]
Mah, may, mee, moe, moo
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Oh, sorry. Did I not mention?
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Guess who got a solo
in the Winter Festival
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Me, me, me, me, me
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You joined choir?
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- "For your r?sum??"
- At first.
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But a funny thing happened
on the way to Stanford.
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Turns out, I rock at choral singing.
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When you think about it,
it's meant to be.
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Do, re, mi?
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Get it... Ray, me.
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Yeah, he is. A big one.
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It's not just the van.
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They stole Christmas, Jimmy.
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- [Door closes]
- All the gifts.
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The video games,
the classic comic books...
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the fancy heated toilet seat.
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You... You got me that?
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I did, and it's gone.
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Okay, hey.
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All right, we need to
be strong for the kids.
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But... did it have, like, the...
the... the water jets?
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Yeah, like the fountains at the Bellagio.
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"I was thinking..."
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Hey, kids. Uh, we have some bad news.
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Yeah, I was in the track meeting,
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and, uh, when I came outside,
the van was stolen.
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What? Our van?
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But... Oh, no. How's JJ gonna get around?
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Don't worry. We filed a report.
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They'll either replace it
or insurance will cover it.
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In the meantime, we'll make it work.
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Someone took a kid's wheelchair van?
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At Christmas?
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[Scoffs] The world is a terrible place.
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No, the world is good.
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One bad act doesn't change that.
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I mean, maybe whoever took
it needed it more than us.
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Huh?
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"I need it kind of a lot."
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Dylan: Mom's right, guys.
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I mean, I believe in her
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and her Christmas spirit.
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This is going to be the
best Christmas ever,
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with the love and the tree.
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Ray: "And the presents...
Tons and tons of presents."
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Yeah, you're right.
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They didn't take that
stuff too, did they?
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I, uh...
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No. No one did.
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I made you a promise,
and I am gonna deliver.
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Nothing has changed.
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This is gonna be the best Christmas ever.
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Starting now.
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God rest ye merry, gentlemen
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Let nothing you dismay
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Remember Christ, our Savior
- What is your plan?
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Was born on Christmas day
- Why is he singing?
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Oh, tidings of com...
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Ray.
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Please stop.
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Mom, Dad said you're coming to my race?
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Yes!
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This is the best gift you could give me.
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You're gonna see me run.
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Want a little sneak peek?
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Sure, I'd love a...
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Very impressive!
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Okay, JJ's power chair
only fits in the van,
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so you take the kids to school,
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throw this chair in the back of your car.
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You gonna be okay in this?
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JJ is first-class.
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This is economy-plus at best.
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"I hate the push chair."
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Fine, I'll I'll get the
power chair to school.
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I can't believe someone stole that van.
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People are the worst.
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Bup! No, no, no.
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Christmas spirit.
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Smell the tree, listen to the dweeb.
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Glo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o...
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I have to take all the kids?
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...o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ria
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All right, let's go, y'all.
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Maya: Bye.
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- Bye!
- Bye!
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- It's gonna be a good day.
- Yeah.
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We are gonna get this Christmas season
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back on track.
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I'm gonna call the insurance
about the van,
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find a way to get the power chair to JJ,
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and meet you at the mall.
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All right.
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Now... uh.
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How do you even work this thing?
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I see you playing in that all the time.
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Okay, bye.
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[Whirring]
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- [Indistinct conversations]
- Oh, yeah.
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What's going on here?
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Did ever guy in school join choir?
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Yeah, man. The teacher's so hot.
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I mean, I guess she has
a certain mature appeal.
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I'm not gonna say I had no thoughts.
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Not Mrs. Wofford. She retired.
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The new teacher.
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Hello, everyone! Welcome to choir!
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Ms. Bloom.
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What a thrill to have so many people here
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for the pure joy of music.
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Now, who's ready to
get into a little "treble"?
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[Laughter]
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It's funny, right?
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This is ridiculous.
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What kind of perverts would join choir
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just to ogle over some woman?
266
00:08:24,749 --> 00:08:25,981
Kenneth: "Hello, there.
267
00:08:25,983 --> 00:08:29,284
I'm here to join choir."
268
00:08:29,286 --> 00:08:31,120
You've got to be kidding me.
269
00:08:31,122 --> 00:08:33,889
270
00:08:33,891 --> 00:08:34,690
Come on, battery.
271
00:08:34,692 --> 00:08:36,024
Christmas miracle.
272
00:08:36,026 --> 00:08:37,392
[Beep-boop]
273
00:08:37,394 --> 00:08:39,995
Did that last block in eight minutes.
274
00:08:39,997 --> 00:08:40,963
Better.
275
00:08:40,965 --> 00:08:42,464
Phew! Whew!
276
00:08:42,466 --> 00:08:45,200
Punch it.
277
00:08:45,202 --> 00:08:48,771
[Bus tires screech, hiss]
278
00:08:54,845 --> 00:08:56,278
It's a miracle. Move.
279
00:08:56,280 --> 00:08:57,980
Hey, can you lower the lift, please?
280
00:08:57,982 --> 00:08:59,715
Sorry, sir. Full up.
281
00:08:59,717 --> 00:09:01,541
You're gonna turn me away?
I'm a guy and a wheelchair.
282
00:09:01,565 --> 00:09:02,718
You're not in a wheelchair.
283
00:09:02,720 --> 00:09:03,685
You heard me wrong.
284
00:09:03,687 --> 00:09:05,320
I said "a guy and a wheelchair" fast
285
00:09:05,322 --> 00:09:06,455
so it would sound more sympathetic.
286
00:09:06,457 --> 00:09:07,956
- Come on, let me on.
- Sorry.
287
00:09:07,958 --> 00:09:08,991
[Sighs] Or somebody get off.
288
00:09:08,993 --> 00:09:10,659
I got to get my kid his wheelchair.
289
00:09:10,661 --> 00:09:12,728
Nobody. Okay.
290
00:09:12,730 --> 00:09:14,296
Merry Christmas. Enjoy Hell.
291
00:09:14,298 --> 00:09:15,130
[Door hinges squeak]
292
00:09:15,132 --> 00:09:16,131
Okay.
293
00:09:16,133 --> 00:09:18,333
This card's been declined, as well.
294
00:09:18,335 --> 00:09:19,902
Declined. Declined.
295
00:09:19,904 --> 00:09:21,336
Library card. Declined.
296
00:09:21,338 --> 00:09:22,471
Try the library card again.
297
00:09:22,496 --> 00:09:23,419
I'm sorry.
298
00:09:23,421 --> 00:09:25,440
Okay, I'm going to appeal
to your Christmas spirit.
299
00:09:25,442 --> 00:09:27,042
I already bought all these things
300
00:09:27,044 --> 00:09:28,443
for my kids yesterday.
301
00:09:28,445 --> 00:09:30,679
They were stolen. Please help me.
302
00:09:30,681 --> 00:09:32,915
This could be one of those
viral holiday stories...
303
00:09:32,917 --> 00:09:35,050
Christmas is saved,
all because of the big heart
304
00:09:35,052 --> 00:09:37,019
pounding inside the chest of...
305
00:09:37,021 --> 00:09:38,253
"Trainee."
306
00:09:38,255 --> 00:09:39,788
This is some test for
my training, isn't it?
307
00:09:39,790 --> 00:09:40,856
No.
308
00:09:40,858 --> 00:09:43,325
No, I will not give
away free merchandise.
309
00:09:43,327 --> 00:09:45,160
Merry Christmas.
310
00:09:46,664 --> 00:09:48,530
[Beep-boop]
311
00:09:48,532 --> 00:09:50,732
[Beep-boop]
312
00:09:50,734 --> 00:09:52,134
[Beep-boop]
313
00:09:52,136 --> 00:09:53,572
[Beep-boop, wheelchair powers down]
314
00:09:53,597 --> 00:09:55,103
[Lever rattling]
315
00:09:55,105 --> 00:09:57,606
And it's dead.
316
00:09:57,608 --> 00:10:02,578
And a partridge in a pear tree
317
00:10:02,580 --> 00:10:03,745
Better.
318
00:10:03,747 --> 00:10:06,081
Definitely heard fewer
fart sounds that time.
319
00:10:06,083 --> 00:10:09,117
But, remember,
the goal is no fart sounds.
320
00:10:09,119 --> 00:10:10,819
These meatheads.
321
00:10:10,821 --> 00:10:13,255
They should be out on
the field, not in choir.
322
00:10:13,257 --> 00:10:17,125
Kenneth: "Don't put us
meatheads in a box."
323
00:10:17,127 --> 00:10:19,127
Can't you go stare at
a girl somewhere else?
324
00:10:19,129 --> 00:10:21,463
This is so dumb. You can't even sing.
325
00:10:22,967 --> 00:10:24,833
Oh, was... is that crazy?
326
00:10:24,835 --> 00:10:28,400
"I've got a better voice than you."
327
00:10:29,340 --> 00:10:30,806
What does that even mean?
328
00:10:30,808 --> 00:10:32,674
No, no, no, no, no.
329
00:10:32,676 --> 00:10:34,776
Don't drag me in the middle
of some brother thing.
330
00:10:34,778 --> 00:10:37,045
These pipes are for healing,
not for hurting.
331
00:10:37,047 --> 00:10:38,881
Ms. Bloom: Now, as I'm sure you've heard,
332
00:10:38,883 --> 00:10:42,751
this year's Winter Concert will
feature a solo performance.
333
00:10:42,753 --> 00:10:45,354
So, which one of you songbirds
is going to audition?
334
00:10:45,356 --> 00:10:47,022
[Scattered clamoring]
335
00:10:47,024 --> 00:10:49,291
Oh, no, um, I'm sorry.
336
00:10:49,293 --> 00:10:51,260
I think there's been a misunderstanding.
337
00:10:51,262 --> 00:10:54,606
Ms. Wofford already
gave me the solo, so...
338
00:10:54,631 --> 00:10:56,131
Do I look like Ms. Wofford?
339
00:10:56,133 --> 00:10:58,033
[Indistinct exclamations]
340
00:10:58,035 --> 00:10:59,167
Okay!
341
00:10:59,169 --> 00:11:00,836
Let's get started.
342
00:11:00,838 --> 00:11:02,304
Please.
343
00:11:02,306 --> 00:11:03,906
[Flatly]
Mi, mi, mi, mi, mi, mi
344
00:11:03,908 --> 00:11:05,073
Russell, is it?
345
00:11:05,075 --> 00:11:07,276
[Chuckles]
346
00:11:07,278 --> 00:11:08,143
Asher.
347
00:11:08,145 --> 00:11:08,977
[Loudly]
Mi, mi
348
00:11:08,979 --> 00:11:10,345
Next!
349
00:11:10,347 --> 00:11:11,213
JJ.
350
00:11:11,215 --> 00:11:12,628
Let's hear what you've got.
351
00:11:17,788 --> 00:11:21,390
O holy night
352
00:11:21,392 --> 00:11:25,671
The stars are brightly shining
353
00:11:25,696 --> 00:11:27,829
JJ...
354
00:11:27,831 --> 00:11:30,359
That was breathtaking.
355
00:11:30,384 --> 00:11:32,100
Now take it from the bridge.
356
00:11:33,370 --> 00:11:37,372
Fall on your knees
357
00:11:37,374 --> 00:11:38,640
A little more vibrato.
358
00:11:38,642 --> 00:11:46,214
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh,
hear the angel voice-e-es
359
00:11:46,216 --> 00:11:50,919
Together:
O night divine
360
00:11:50,921 --> 00:11:52,654
Can I point something out?
361
00:11:52,656 --> 00:11:54,923
I have heard the voice of an angel.
362
00:11:54,925 --> 00:11:57,459
And his name is JJ.
363
00:11:57,461 --> 00:11:59,761
You just earned yourself a solo!
364
00:11:59,763 --> 00:12:02,597
[Cheers and applause]
365
00:12:03,400 --> 00:12:06,034
"Looks like I can sing."
366
00:12:08,973 --> 00:12:10,405
[Elevator dings]
367
00:12:11,375 --> 00:12:14,042
Oh. That's not the face of
someone who saved Christmas.
368
00:12:14,044 --> 00:12:15,654
Let's just go to Dylan's race.
369
00:12:15,679 --> 00:12:17,179
[Sighs] Where's the car?
370
00:12:17,181 --> 00:12:18,212
Uh-oh.
371
00:12:18,237 --> 00:12:19,710
Do you remember where you parked?
372
00:12:19,735 --> 00:12:21,583
Yes. Somewhere.
373
00:12:21,585 --> 00:12:23,919
Great. That eliminates nowhere.
374
00:12:23,921 --> 00:12:25,821
Well, we know it's on P3.
375
00:12:25,823 --> 00:12:26,989
Which aisle?
376
00:12:26,991 --> 00:12:29,157
The one with the Prius.
377
00:12:29,159 --> 00:12:32,127
Okay, um, Dylan's
race is in a half an hour.
378
00:12:32,129 --> 00:12:34,296
- Let's split up.
- Okay.
379
00:12:34,298 --> 00:12:37,666
380
00:12:42,473 --> 00:12:43,638
Excuse me. Hi.
381
00:12:43,640 --> 00:12:44,706
Are you leaving?
382
00:12:44,708 --> 00:12:46,008
Could we please have your space?
383
00:12:46,010 --> 00:12:47,442
You know, I actually can't find my car.
384
00:12:47,444 --> 00:12:48,877
Could you give me a lift 'round so I...
385
00:12:48,879 --> 00:12:49,945
[Window whirs]
386
00:12:49,947 --> 00:12:52,514
I'm trying to believe in humanity here!
387
00:12:52,516 --> 00:12:54,383
[Gasps] Did you find it?
388
00:12:54,385 --> 00:12:56,551
No, but the insurance
company called about the van.
389
00:12:56,553 --> 00:12:58,186
Did they find that? What, is it in here,
390
00:12:58,188 --> 00:13:00,222
along with ever other car in the world?
391
00:13:00,224 --> 00:13:02,034
They are prepared to send us a check.
392
00:13:02,059 --> 00:13:04,926
They have valued the van at $250.
393
00:13:04,928 --> 00:13:05,761
No!
394
00:13:05,763 --> 00:13:06,762
That's what I said,
395
00:13:06,764 --> 00:13:07,696
but even more high-pitched.
396
00:13:07,698 --> 00:13:08,663
It was embarrassing.
397
00:13:08,665 --> 00:13:10,232
I can't deal with this now, Jimmy!
398
00:13:10,234 --> 00:13:11,600
We've got to find the car!
399
00:13:11,602 --> 00:13:14,936
Are you sure it was on P3?
Maybe I should check P4.
400
00:13:14,938 --> 00:13:16,605
Who do you think I am, hmm?
401
00:13:16,607 --> 00:13:18,573
That dingbat from the track-team meeting?
402
00:13:18,575 --> 00:13:21,076
It is not on P4!
403
00:13:21,078 --> 00:13:22,778
So, technically, you were right.
404
00:13:22,780 --> 00:13:24,079
It wasn't on P4.
405
00:13:24,081 --> 00:13:26,181
Please don't be kind to me right now.
406
00:13:26,183 --> 00:13:27,416
Darling.
407
00:13:27,418 --> 00:13:29,518
Oh! I'm so sorry.
408
00:13:29,520 --> 00:13:31,219
I did everything I could.
409
00:13:31,221 --> 00:13:33,755
Did I miss much?
410
00:13:33,757 --> 00:13:35,057
Oh.
411
00:13:37,027 --> 00:13:40,662
- I failed at everything.
- [Sighs]
412
00:13:43,333 --> 00:13:48,537
I have literally no idea where we parked.
413
00:13:49,389 --> 00:13:54,364
It's the most wonderful
time of the year
414
00:13:55,133 --> 00:13:57,757
415
00:13:57,782 --> 00:13:58,881
We need to talk!
416
00:13:58,906 --> 00:14:00,239
I'm sick of this, JJ!
417
00:14:00,264 --> 00:14:01,751
Give me back my solo.
418
00:14:02,461 --> 00:14:05,195
Say something!
419
00:14:05,220 --> 00:14:07,896
"Concert tomorrow. Saving my voice."
420
00:14:07,898 --> 00:14:11,099
[Sighs] Come on, man!
421
00:14:11,101 --> 00:14:14,169
You know choir is my thing.
422
00:14:14,171 --> 00:14:16,905
"Never tell me what I can't do."
423
00:14:16,907 --> 00:14:19,207
[Scoffs] You don't
even care about the solo.
424
00:14:19,209 --> 00:14:21,143
You just want to take it away from me.
425
00:14:21,145 --> 00:14:22,444
You're a bully.
426
00:14:22,469 --> 00:14:25,180
But I can never fight back,
because you're JJ!
427
00:14:25,182 --> 00:14:28,343
Well, congratulations. You win.
428
00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:29,509
Take the solo.
429
00:14:29,511 --> 00:14:32,779
Take the whole stupid
choir, because I quit.
430
00:14:37,052 --> 00:14:40,253
I don't even get a dramatic exit!
431
00:14:41,089 --> 00:14:43,756
[Branches rustle, ornaments clink]
432
00:14:44,940 --> 00:14:46,693
- Why couldn't you just be there?
- [Gasps]
433
00:14:46,695 --> 00:14:48,194
Oh, darling.
434
00:14:48,196 --> 00:14:49,028
[Box thuds]
435
00:14:49,030 --> 00:14:50,396
I'm sorry.
436
00:14:50,398 --> 00:14:52,298
I take full responsibility.
437
00:14:52,300 --> 00:14:53,433
I have no excuse.
438
00:14:53,435 --> 00:14:54,367
What happened?
439
00:14:54,369 --> 00:14:55,968
It was everybody else's fault!
440
00:14:55,970 --> 00:14:57,837
I was trying to replace the presents.
441
00:14:57,839 --> 00:15:00,406
They were in the van when it was taken.
442
00:15:00,408 --> 00:15:01,100
What?
443
00:15:01,125 --> 00:15:02,575
Nobody helped when it was stolen,
444
00:15:02,577 --> 00:15:04,243
nobody helped when I was
trying to replace them,
445
00:15:04,245 --> 00:15:06,245
and nobody helped when I
was looking for the car
446
00:15:06,247 --> 00:15:08,848
on the identical, bloody P3, 4, 5,
447
00:15:08,850 --> 00:15:10,550
and... For some reason... L2.
448
00:15:10,552 --> 00:15:11,718
Why?!
449
00:15:11,720 --> 00:15:13,553
Why didn't you just tell
us about the presents?
450
00:15:13,555 --> 00:15:14,954
'Cause it's miserable!
451
00:15:14,956 --> 00:15:17,557
I don't want you thinking the
world is a miserable place,
452
00:15:17,559 --> 00:15:18,991
especially at Christmas.
453
00:15:18,993 --> 00:15:21,027
Sounds like it kind of is.
454
00:15:21,029 --> 00:15:22,152
Oh.
455
00:15:22,897 --> 00:15:24,497
I know. It's a bit harsh, isn't it?
456
00:15:24,499 --> 00:15:25,998
[Sighs]
457
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:27,533
It's okay.
458
00:15:27,535 --> 00:15:29,736
Can I help you hang up
the rest of the ornaments?
459
00:15:29,738 --> 00:15:31,871
[Sniffles] They're all in there.
460
00:15:31,873 --> 00:15:33,673
[Voice breaking] Isn't it pretty?
461
00:15:33,675 --> 00:15:37,310
[Piano playing, tap-shoes clicking]
462
00:15:37,312 --> 00:15:39,278
[Applause]
463
00:15:39,280 --> 00:15:42,382
Christmas... What a crock.
464
00:15:42,384 --> 00:15:44,217
Yeah, kids, forget what I said
465
00:15:44,219 --> 00:15:46,018
about goodwill towards my fellow man.
466
00:15:46,020 --> 00:15:47,387
It's rubbish.
467
00:15:47,389 --> 00:15:49,689
There's the DiMeos,
and there's the rest of the world.
468
00:15:49,691 --> 00:15:51,224
Why is that man staring at us?
469
00:15:51,226 --> 00:15:53,126
That's Tad.
470
00:15:53,128 --> 00:15:54,594
He just said our name.
471
00:15:54,596 --> 00:15:57,096
And now the real show begins.
472
00:15:57,098 --> 00:15:58,398
I heard you.
473
00:15:58,400 --> 00:15:59,499
What are you talking about?
474
00:15:59,501 --> 00:16:01,134
Actually, come with me.
475
00:16:01,136 --> 00:16:02,635
You're about to find out.
476
00:16:03,772 --> 00:16:06,172
Attention, everyone.
477
00:16:06,174 --> 00:16:08,040
I have a special announcement.
478
00:16:08,042 --> 00:16:09,308
As many of you have heard,
479
00:16:09,310 --> 00:16:11,411
one of our own families, the DiMeos,
480
00:16:11,413 --> 00:16:13,279
recently had their van stolen,
481
00:16:13,281 --> 00:16:15,314
right from the school parking lot.
482
00:16:15,316 --> 00:16:16,449
In the spirit of the holidays,
483
00:16:16,451 --> 00:16:17,718
we wanted to do a little something
484
00:16:17,742 --> 00:16:19,678
to help them through this tough time.
485
00:16:19,680 --> 00:16:20,720
What?
486
00:16:20,722 --> 00:16:23,222
Tad: So we started up a collection
487
00:16:23,224 --> 00:16:25,491
so you can buy a new van.
488
00:16:25,493 --> 00:16:29,762
[Applause]
489
00:16:32,267 --> 00:16:35,201
Maya: Oh, such beautiful people!
490
00:16:35,203 --> 00:16:36,669
[Applause continues]
491
00:16:36,671 --> 00:16:39,372
Our family is so lucky to be part
492
00:16:39,374 --> 00:16:41,574
of such an incredibly generous community.
493
00:16:41,576 --> 00:16:43,509
Dylan, I was wrong.
494
00:16:43,511 --> 00:16:44,811
People aren't awful.
495
00:16:44,813 --> 00:16:47,180
Well, I mean, not...
not... not all of you.
496
00:16:47,182 --> 00:16:48,281
I mean, I never doubted you.
497
00:16:48,283 --> 00:16:51,751
And now we'd like to
say a few thank you's.
498
00:16:51,753 --> 00:16:53,453
To the Miller family, thank you.
499
00:16:53,455 --> 00:16:54,420
[Applause]
500
00:16:54,422 --> 00:16:56,132
To the Chang family, thank you.
501
00:16:56,157 --> 00:16:58,558
Maya: Thank them, Tad! Thank them all!
502
00:16:58,560 --> 00:16:59,759
We'll stay here all night.
503
00:16:59,761 --> 00:17:02,195
To the Goldstein family, thank you.
504
00:17:02,197 --> 00:17:04,564
Oh, you really are gonna
read them all, aren't you?
505
00:17:04,566 --> 00:17:05,898
[Sighs]
506
00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:06,899
To the Nakamuras, thank you.
507
00:17:06,901 --> 00:17:10,036
"You got a little lump in your throat?"
508
00:17:10,038 --> 00:17:12,638
A bunch of strangers just
did that for your family.
509
00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:13,973
I know it's a tough act to follow,
510
00:17:13,975 --> 00:17:15,141
but I think you can do it.
511
00:17:17,445 --> 00:17:20,646
[Cheers and applause]
512
00:17:20,648 --> 00:17:25,184
And now, everyone
please give a special welcome
513
00:17:25,186 --> 00:17:28,988
to our soloist, JJ DiMeo!
514
00:17:28,990 --> 00:17:31,791
[Cheers and applause]
515
00:17:39,767 --> 00:17:42,768
I know it's about the kid,
but you could widen the spotlight.
516
00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:44,704
It's just silly after a point.
517
00:17:44,706 --> 00:17:45,738
[Microphone stand slides]
518
00:17:45,740 --> 00:17:47,707
["Joy to the World" plays on piano]
519
00:17:47,709 --> 00:17:49,108
[Clears throat]
520
00:17:51,579 --> 00:17:53,579
"Stop. Stop the music.
521
00:17:53,581 --> 00:17:58,117
There's someone else
who deserves this solo.
522
00:17:58,119 --> 00:17:59,118
Ray?"
523
00:18:01,689 --> 00:18:03,789
- [Applause]
- Man: Whoo!
524
00:18:08,429 --> 00:18:10,363
Wait, don't go.
525
00:18:10,365 --> 00:18:11,964
It's better as a duet.
526
00:18:17,005 --> 00:18:19,605
Joy to the world
527
00:18:19,607 --> 00:18:22,642
The Lord is come
528
00:18:22,644 --> 00:18:26,846
Let Earth receive her King
529
00:18:26,848 --> 00:18:33,753
Let ev'ry heart prepare Him room
530
00:18:33,755 --> 00:18:35,688
[Wavering]
And Hea...
531
00:18:35,690 --> 00:18:36,789
Hea-Heav...
532
00:18:36,791 --> 00:18:39,759
[Choir humming]
533
00:18:39,761 --> 00:18:41,127
[Whispering] Dude, what?
534
00:18:41,129 --> 00:18:42,995
You nervous?
535
00:18:42,997 --> 00:18:45,148
Well, just... just
picture everyone naked.
536
00:18:46,067 --> 00:18:47,867
Oh, this about her?
537
00:18:47,869 --> 00:18:49,268
Put her clothes back on!
538
00:18:49,270 --> 00:18:50,446
Sweater!
539
00:18:50,471 --> 00:18:51,470
Sweater!
540
00:18:51,472 --> 00:18:54,840
Oh, man, she looks good in that sweater.
541
00:18:54,842 --> 00:18:57,009
Man: Sing something!
542
00:18:57,034 --> 00:19:00,077
And Heaven, and Heaven
543
00:19:00,102 --> 00:19:02,659
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And nature sing
-
And... and
544
00:19:02,684 --> 00:19:06,385
545
00:19:06,387 --> 00:19:07,920
[Ramp whirs]
546
00:19:07,922 --> 00:19:08,854
[Clank]
547
00:19:08,856 --> 00:19:12,158
This van is the coolest thing ever.
548
00:19:12,160 --> 00:19:14,060
Seriously, if a stranger pulled up
549
00:19:14,062 --> 00:19:16,162
and told me to get in it, I would do it.
550
00:19:16,164 --> 00:19:17,952
He wouldn't even have to offer me candy.
551
00:19:17,977 --> 00:19:19,732
Sometimes the best things come
552
00:19:19,734 --> 00:19:21,400
from the worst things to happen to us.
553
00:19:21,402 --> 00:19:22,435
Yes.
554
00:19:22,437 --> 00:19:24,770
Thank you, whoever stole our old van.
555
00:19:29,444 --> 00:19:33,346
556
00:19:33,371 --> 00:19:34,915
[Rustling]
557
00:19:45,660 --> 00:19:47,727
I know I set the parking brake.
558
00:19:47,729 --> 00:19:51,063
Someone must have
broken in and undone it.
559
00:19:51,065 --> 00:19:53,933
Very sad. At Christmas.
560
00:19:53,935 --> 00:19:57,403
"Do we have to retu..."
561
00:19:57,405 --> 00:20:00,139
We have to return the new van.
562
00:20:00,141 --> 00:20:02,074
Maya: A least we have our gifts now.
563
00:20:02,076 --> 00:20:06,178
Some gifts are so big that
they can't even fit in the van.
564
00:20:06,180 --> 00:20:08,614
Deck the halls with boughs of holly
565
00:20:08,616 --> 00:20:10,726
Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la
566
00:20:11,679 --> 00:20:13,640
Ms. Bloom: Welcome to dance-team tryouts.
567
00:20:13,665 --> 00:20:15,703
I'll demonstrate, and
you can come up and try.
568
00:20:21,997 --> 00:20:24,631
Okay. Ray, you want
to come up and give it a try?
569
00:20:26,316 --> 00:20:30,484
In the spirit of Christmas,
JJ, why don't you take it?
570
00:20:36,412 --> 00:20:38,178
I've got this.
571
00:20:38,180 --> 00:20:39,346
Come on up.
572
00:20:39,348 --> 00:20:41,181
5, 6, 7, 8, ah!
573
00:20:43,319 --> 00:20:45,519
574
00:20:50,004 --> 00:20:54,305
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575
00:20:54,330 --> 00:20:56,129
Ray: Stick to singing, JJ.
576
00:20:56,131 --> 00:20:57,964
[Both laugh]
577
00:20:58,014 --> 00:21:02,564
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