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[Water running]
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And... tongues.
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Both: Ahhhhh.
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[Spits] There we are.
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They don't teach you that
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in special-needs-mum school, do they?
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Right.
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Aah! Damn you, narrow door.
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You didn't win yesterday.
You're not gonna win today.
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Now it's stuck.
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- Ohh, I have to pee.
- Mom, I need to get out.
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How do we just have one bathroom?
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You're the one that drinks water
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like we're a two-bathroom family, Ray.
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Dad, how big a drop out this window?
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It'd be fun to find out.
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[Thud] About 10 feet!
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- Good to know.
- I need to use the bathroom.
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Go use the one at the gas
station down the street.
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Ooh, and get me lotto
tickets while you're there.
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3, 12, 28... [Groans]
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Just Quick Pick. Just get Quick Pick.
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- [Water shuts off]
- Darling, it's really stuck.
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I got it. It's why God gave us soap.
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[Grunts]
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That is really in there, isn't it?
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- I'm stuck.
- Oh, God. We're gonna die in here.
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Together.
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- Synced and corrected by chamallow -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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Right. So, you'll be home by 4:00?
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7:00.
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- You agreed to eight hours.
- That is a long time.
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I mean, the longest JJ's ever been gone
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if he wasn't in school is...
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- How long is "The Notebook"?
- [Groans] Not bloody long enough.
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I mean, I love that Ryan Gosling.
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So fast from overprotective
to oversexual.
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He can have a day, hon. He's 16.
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- All right, just let me see the to-do list.
- Sorry, no can do.
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The deal is eight hours
of total freedom for JJ.
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He's driving this, not
me, and definitely not you.
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Okay, fine.
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- But give... give... give me it!
- Oh. Oh.
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Seriously, is that as
high as you can jump?
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- Okay. Come on.
- No. Come on.
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Let's get out of here, JJ.
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Let me get you some drinks for the road.
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All right.
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Let us see what is on the agenda here.
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"One... a whole day
where I call the shots.
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Two... now, take me to get
hot dogs in L.A., bitch."
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- [Chuckles]
- Oh, you are feisty in lists.
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- I kind of like it.
- Okay, here you go.
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Right. I love you, darling.
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- Have a great time, buddy.
- Take lots of pictures.
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- Bye, darling.
- We'll miss you.
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I didn't get this when I went
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to go visit Grandma for a summer.
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Oh, there he goes.
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Yeah. Just the four of us.
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It feels... different.
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Should we... do something?
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Just us?
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[Snaps fingers] I've got it.
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- Besides nap.
- I'm out. Let's think.
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What is something we
could do as a family
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if accessibility was of
absolutely no concern?
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- Never thought about that before.
- Me neither.
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I mean, I've heard some stuff
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other families have done.
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I suppose we could...
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- Rock-climb?
- Parkour?
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- Mountain bike.
- Scuba dive.
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- Wakeboard.
- Windsurf.
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- Tour a Frank Lloyd Wright house without ramps.
- Kickboxing, skydiving.
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- Sailing. Use an escalator.
- Chicken fights. Trapeze classes.
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- Paintball.
- Paintball.
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But you've never thought about it.
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You said paintball? Did
we just agree on something?
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We never agree.
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Don't make it weird, Ray.
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You know what your mother
might really enjoy...
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- ice skating.
- Ugh.
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No, your mother was quite
a skater back in her day.
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Yeah, yeah, not just parents.
You once had hopes and dreams.
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- Paintball!
- [Gasps] I've got it.
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I've got the perfect fun
thing for us to do without JJ.
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Widen the bathroom door
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to make it wheelchair accessible.
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Somebody say something.
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I like your hair?
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I get it.
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You see the fun in my plan,
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but you had your heart
set on something else.
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Here's what we'll do. I'll
go and gather a few supplies.
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You guys knock out the wall.
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We fix the door fast,
then on to paintball.
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- Is that even possible?
- With my dream team it is.
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You're the brains. You're the brawn.
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And you're the big, strong man
who actually knows how to do it.
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I am handy.
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But you're gonna let him use the bat?
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I know what I'm doing.
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Congratulations, toaster.
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You are now our most
valuable possession.
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[Indistinct conversations]
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[Sighs] JJ, we've got one
day to do whatever you want.
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You sure you want to
spend it in this line?
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G-U-Y-F...
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Yes, I understand Guy
Fieri likes it. Still...
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Man, you've got like no pores.
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Respect.
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You two sweeties shouldn't
have to wait in line.
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Come with me.
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- Okay.
- Excuse me.
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We have a couple of V.I.P.s here.
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Uh, thank you.
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Another day, another
old white lady thinks
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I'm some doctor from "Grey's Anatomy."
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Two chili dogs for me
and my friend, please.
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You know what? Um, lunch is on us.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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Thanks. [Chuckles]
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You always get treated like this?
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Yeah, me neither.
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The only special attention I
get is when I'm driving home
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and Waze accidentally leads me
through the nice neighborhood.
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Um, excuse me, I got to ask.
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Is no one upset that we cut the line?
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Not at all.
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- Uh-huh.
- It's 'cause of the kid, right?
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And you. I mean, you're
this big, manly guy,
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but you're treating him
with such tenderness.
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It's heartwarming.
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Oh, well, I could see that...
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cute kid and gentle giant sort of thing.
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And I find myself
asking, who's helping who?
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- Does that make sense?
- Yeah, totally.
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- Of course.
- That.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Hmm.
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Might this extend to other
non-hot-dog situations?
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JJ, we are pushing
this as far as we can.
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"Pushing what?" What?
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[Whispering] JJ, we're inspirations!
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[Applause]
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Thank you, guys. Thank you.
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It comes right out. [Grunts]
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Just like picking a scab.
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- Unless you're weak.
- I'm not weak.
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I just got this sucky hammer.
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[Board clatters]
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I fixed your hammer.
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Is there any way we can finish
this in time for paintball?
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I don't know. Mom
seemed so sure we could.
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Hey, Dad, after we're
done fixing this doorjamb,
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- how much work is left?
- Well, God, I mean, after that,
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we need to, uh... we...
we should probably, uh...
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Wait a second. I don't
know how to do this.
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I'm not handy! She did it again. Ha!
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- Did what?
- Your mom.
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She gets all charming
and flattery and British,
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and the next thing you know,
you think you're a contractor.
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Or an accountant. I'm not
qualified to do our taxes.
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[Sighs] She never wanted
to go to paintball.
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Enjoying an activity JJ
couldn't participate in
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would play too much into her
deep-seated issues of guilt.
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How do I know this?
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She made me read a psychology textbook
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to give her free therapy.
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[Sighs] I can't believe
we fell for this.
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No. No. Don't beat yourself up.
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When Mom turns on the
charm, no one is immune.
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Hello. Might it be fun
to loan me your saw?
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I'm not gonna lie. That...
That does sound pretty fun.
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- Announcer: Attention, Dodger fans.
- Woman: Thank you.
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- Next week is Dodgers Family Day.
- Thank you.
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Why, hello, there.
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Uh, the line's back there.
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Um, that's okay,
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uh, 'cause we don't have
tickets to give you, anyway.
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Welcome to Dodger Stadium.
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[Laughs]
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Thank you.
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Good news! Found a saw.
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Oh, way ahead of you. We're finished.
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- Finished?
- Yeah.
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We widened the doors,
smoothed off the edges.
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A little brain, some brawn...
there's nothing you can't do.
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Mm?
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Let me see that chair.
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Oh, there'll be plenty of
time for the examination
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- of chairs and such after paintball.
- Ah.
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That's not where my hands go.
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That's where my hands go.
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You didn't widen the door.
You narrowed the chair.
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- You're tricking me.
- Well, you tricked me first
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by making me believe
I'm not incompetent.
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Damn your charm.
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Is it fun to give her our saw?
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Fine. I used my powers to
make you think you were able.
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I apologize.
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You go and paintball.
I'll finish the door.
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I mean it. Have fun.
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Could we first take a moment
to examine your choice?
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Are you, Maya, avoiding paintball
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because you feel guilty
for enjoying an activity
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in which your son could not participate?
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I mean, perhaps on some level, yeah.
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And what are the two kinds of guilt?
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Healthy/appropriate and
unhealthy/inappropriate.
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See, JJ is having fun,
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so any guilt related to
his experience must be...
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- Unhealthy.
- That's right.
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And when we let our actions be dictated
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by unhealthy guilt, we...
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Choose a course that
causes true harm, right?
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Yes. Just like my mother!
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All right, screw it. Let's
go and do paintball, shall we?
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Come on.
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That's all the time we have for today.
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- Do these seats work?
- Yeah.
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Nice view...
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from those great seats down there.
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Whoa!
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Yeah, man. This'll do.
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Uh, any movement on our other request?
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I'm afraid it's gonna be impossible.
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Yeah, we get it. Yeah. Some
things just can't be done.
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Announcer: Please
welcome to the field
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to throw out the first pitch,
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JJ DiMeo and Kenneth!
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We sound like a ventriloquist act.
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"We kinda are."
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Yeah.
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[Organ playing]
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[Cheers and applause]
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[Laughs] Yeah.
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[Noisemakers rattling]
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"And the glove."
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Yeah! Right? Yeah!
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Look at this place.
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The grade, the terrain.
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We're gonna have the most
wheelchair-inaccessible day ever.
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10,000 hours of "Halo."
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00:09:49,203 --> 00:09:50,607
Wait.
254
00:09:50,945 --> 00:09:52,571
Are you awesome?
255
00:09:52,691 --> 00:09:53,833
Wait.
256
00:09:53,999 --> 00:09:55,261
Are you nice?
257
00:09:55,316 --> 00:09:57,120
Maya: Oh, this is gonna be such fun.
258
00:09:57,175 --> 00:10:00,019
The clothes, the violence... fantastic.
259
00:10:00,058 --> 00:10:01,873
I can't believe you're this into it.
260
00:10:01,923 --> 00:10:04,839
And yet you do believe.
That's how good I am.
261
00:10:04,959 --> 00:10:06,832
Right, kids, DiMeo's the name,
262
00:10:06,898 --> 00:10:08,126
murder's the game.
263
00:10:08,193 --> 00:10:10,201
Big American gun party.
264
00:10:10,257 --> 00:10:11,413
No mercy, right?
265
00:10:11,430 --> 00:10:14,406
Announcer: Play commences
in three, two...
266
00:10:14,412 --> 00:10:15,693
You three go on ahead.
267
00:10:15,745 --> 00:10:16,963
- I've got your back.
- [Buzzer]
268
00:10:17,014 --> 00:10:19,420
- Where will you be?
- The perfect spot.
269
00:10:21,118 --> 00:10:23,552
270
00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:27,176
This looks like a good napping spot.
271
00:10:27,614 --> 00:10:30,259
[Sighs] Good night, paintball.
272
00:10:30,430 --> 00:10:33,479
[Laughs] I never get to do this.
273
00:10:33,599 --> 00:10:35,101
Ready?
274
00:10:35,710 --> 00:10:37,796
"Enough of that.
275
00:10:38,288 --> 00:10:41,425
We're here to watch the game."
276
00:10:42,104 --> 00:10:45,585
Civilians watch the
game. We're inspirations.
277
00:10:45,612 --> 00:10:46,707
All right.
278
00:10:46,809 --> 00:10:48,910
- Announcer: It's Kiss Cam time!
- Mmmmm.
279
00:10:48,937 --> 00:10:50,996
Come on, man. Give it to them.
280
00:10:51,013 --> 00:10:52,385
Give them the kiss.
281
00:10:52,390 --> 00:10:54,776
Give them a little... mwah... lips.
282
00:10:54,798 --> 00:10:56,484
Give it to them, man.
283
00:10:56,552 --> 00:10:58,385
Yeah! [Laughs]
284
00:10:58,454 --> 00:10:59,587
All right.
285
00:10:59,804 --> 00:11:02,110
Now we can just watch the game, okay?
286
00:11:02,127 --> 00:11:03,257
All right.
287
00:11:03,359 --> 00:11:06,322
Crowd:
If they don't
win, it's a shame
288
00:11:06,378 --> 00:11:07,728
For it's one
289
00:11:07,797 --> 00:11:08,896
Crowd:
Two
290
00:11:08,998 --> 00:11:10,621
Three strikes, you're out
291
00:11:10,654 --> 00:11:15,535
At the old ballgame
292
00:11:16,038 --> 00:11:17,738
[Laughs]
293
00:11:17,840 --> 00:11:19,840
[Applause]
294
00:11:21,010 --> 00:11:22,443
[Paintball guns popping]
295
00:11:22,849 --> 00:11:24,271
10:00!
296
00:11:24,554 --> 00:11:25,710
2:00!
297
00:11:27,750 --> 00:11:29,218
[Breathing heavily]
298
00:11:29,251 --> 00:11:32,196
- I love killing people with you.
- I love everything about you.
299
00:11:32,230 --> 00:11:33,635
How did we not know
about this until now?
300
00:11:33,646 --> 00:11:35,162
Maybe 'cause it's never
just the two of us.
301
00:11:35,206 --> 00:11:36,724
- [Paintball thuds]
- Take cover!
302
00:11:36,759 --> 00:11:38,559
303
00:11:38,628 --> 00:11:40,363
[Paintball guns popping]
304
00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:42,355
Oi!
305
00:11:42,416 --> 00:11:44,746
Special-needs-mum phone check time out.
306
00:11:44,801 --> 00:11:46,711
There is no time out.
307
00:11:46,739 --> 00:11:47,935
Ow!
308
00:11:48,037 --> 00:11:48,936
[Laughs]
309
00:11:49,038 --> 00:11:50,004
Bloody little...
310
00:11:50,297 --> 00:11:51,382
Right.
311
00:11:51,502 --> 00:11:52,893
Ohh!
312
00:11:53,280 --> 00:11:54,208
Jimmy?
313
00:11:54,310 --> 00:11:56,191
I'm up. I'm up.
314
00:11:56,646 --> 00:11:59,145
Those monsters! They shot
you in my favorite breast!
315
00:11:59,181 --> 00:12:00,605
Oh, come on!
316
00:12:00,805 --> 00:12:02,583
[Sighs]
317
00:12:02,685 --> 00:12:04,323
Why are we still doing this?
318
00:12:06,963 --> 00:12:08,031
Let's get out of here.
319
00:12:08,075 --> 00:12:11,139
[Paintball guns popping]
320
00:12:11,604 --> 00:12:12,639
There's too many of them.
321
00:12:12,683 --> 00:12:14,133
We can't hold them off much longer.
322
00:12:14,166 --> 00:12:15,643
Not today they're not.
323
00:12:16,966 --> 00:12:18,681
Did that not link? I'm sorry.
324
00:12:18,681 --> 00:12:19,732
- I didn't really hear what you said.
- [Paintball whizzes]
325
00:12:20,617 --> 00:12:22,703
Hey, we're surrounded! Circle up!
326
00:12:22,805 --> 00:12:26,273
327
00:12:30,516 --> 00:12:31,812
It's working.
328
00:12:32,674 --> 00:12:34,168
They're backing off.
329
00:12:34,483 --> 00:12:35,749
[Paintball gun clicks]
330
00:12:35,800 --> 00:12:37,384
My gun's jammed.
331
00:12:38,053 --> 00:12:39,186
Oh, crap.
332
00:12:39,288 --> 00:12:48,765
Nooooooooooo!
333
00:12:49,098 --> 00:12:51,532
334
00:12:52,035 --> 00:12:54,501
[Grunting]
335
00:12:59,775 --> 00:13:01,535
[Laughs]
336
00:13:02,763 --> 00:13:04,211
- No hits.
- Hey.
337
00:13:04,280 --> 00:13:06,603
Me neither. Ha!
338
00:13:06,649 --> 00:13:08,582
The DiMeos rule!
339
00:13:08,651 --> 00:13:11,832
This is the best day ever! [Gasps]
340
00:13:14,991 --> 00:13:17,592
I mean... I miss JJ?
341
00:13:18,338 --> 00:13:20,194
What a day! [Laughs]
342
00:13:20,262 --> 00:13:22,626
Look at all these programs I got.
343
00:13:22,746 --> 00:13:24,247
I don't want these.
344
00:13:25,746 --> 00:13:27,816
Uh, up for one more stop?
345
00:13:28,871 --> 00:13:30,638
E-N... "Enough."
346
00:13:30,682 --> 00:13:34,455
Well, enough energy to
go to the Stones concert?
347
00:13:34,477 --> 00:13:37,086
Yeah, man. Whoo!
348
00:13:37,108 --> 00:13:40,052
Oh, one last inspirational
score of the day.
349
00:13:40,082 --> 00:13:41,712
Guess what we don't have... tickets.
350
00:13:41,751 --> 00:13:44,019
Guess what we don't need... tickets.
351
00:13:44,053 --> 00:13:45,469
[Laughs] Whoo.
352
00:13:45,589 --> 00:13:47,262
[Door opens] Yoo! [Laughs]
353
00:13:47,289 --> 00:13:49,071
Yeah, man. [Door closes]
354
00:13:49,403 --> 00:13:51,858
All right. Let's get in the mood.
355
00:13:51,861 --> 00:13:53,527
What's your favorite Stones song?
356
00:13:53,629 --> 00:13:55,931
[Laughs] I don't have any Stones.
357
00:13:55,948 --> 00:13:57,331
My cousin's band it is.
358
00:13:57,433 --> 00:14:00,127
- [Funky music playing]
- You like this, right? [Chuckles]
359
00:14:00,298 --> 00:14:02,202
Rodney, he likes it.
360
00:14:02,534 --> 00:14:03,904
Rodney's dead.
361
00:14:04,006 --> 00:14:07,207
362
00:14:09,002 --> 00:14:10,939
It's not the best day
ever. I didn't mean it.
363
00:14:10,984 --> 00:14:12,211
We know you didn't, sweetheart.
364
00:14:12,248 --> 00:14:14,063
Except I did, which makes
me a terrible person.
365
00:14:14,064 --> 00:14:15,597
Why didn't we just fix the door?
366
00:14:15,618 --> 00:14:18,346
What's wrong with making
life a little easier for JJ?
367
00:14:18,363 --> 00:14:20,233
Exactly, it's like
he deals with so much,
368
00:14:20,239 --> 00:14:22,458
and he doesn't complain.
All I do is complain.
369
00:14:22,491 --> 00:14:23,929
- [Paint splattering]
- You think about that, too?
370
00:14:23,959 --> 00:14:26,287
- That's all I think.
- You guys feel guilty?
371
00:14:26,328 --> 00:14:27,992
You have nothing to feel guilty about.
372
00:14:28,030 --> 00:14:30,422
Don't go wide. It's one day.
373
00:14:30,433 --> 00:14:32,338
- You can have fun without your brother.
- [Paint splatters]
374
00:14:32,378 --> 00:14:33,423
- Son of a...
- Yeah, right.
375
00:14:33,458 --> 00:14:35,025
- What does that mean?
- Mom never does.
376
00:14:35,037 --> 00:14:36,490
[Paint splatters]
377
00:14:36,512 --> 00:14:38,916
Oh, my God. This is all my fault.
378
00:14:38,941 --> 00:14:40,293
- [Paint splatters]
- Ow! Ow. Ohh.
379
00:14:40,309 --> 00:14:42,816
Oh, please, kids. Don't
feel... Ow... guilty.
380
00:14:42,936 --> 00:14:44,745
Ow! Ow! Ow!
381
00:14:45,524 --> 00:14:48,999
This is the worst day ever!!
382
00:14:51,991 --> 00:14:55,275
Hee! The Dodgers and the
Stones all in one day.
383
00:14:55,376 --> 00:14:56,812
[Laughs] This is gonna be great.
384
00:14:56,816 --> 00:14:58,702
Let's practice our smiles.
385
00:15:00,450 --> 00:15:02,676
Yours doesn't look
so good. What's wrong?
386
00:15:02,955 --> 00:15:04,249
Let's get your board.
387
00:15:04,369 --> 00:15:06,120
It's in the backpack, but where's that?
388
00:15:06,195 --> 00:15:07,586
[Sighs]
389
00:15:07,688 --> 00:15:08,590
What...
390
00:15:08,647 --> 00:15:10,223
I left it someplace?
391
00:15:10,493 --> 00:15:11,590
Okay, uh...
392
00:15:11,659 --> 00:15:14,427
[Sighs] We can fix this. Uh...
393
00:15:14,936 --> 00:15:16,756
Okay, JJ, I'll give you some options.
394
00:15:16,795 --> 00:15:18,068
We left it at the stadium.
395
00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:19,650
Do we have to check the whole place
396
00:15:19,661 --> 00:15:21,005
or did you see it?
397
00:15:21,268 --> 00:15:22,743
Okay. Um, good.
398
00:15:22,743 --> 00:15:24,851
Was it in the parking
lot or before that?
399
00:15:24,872 --> 00:15:26,073
Okay, great.
400
00:15:26,106 --> 00:15:27,472
We'll go back to the parking lot.
401
00:15:27,575 --> 00:15:28,740
Yeah. [Chuckles]
402
00:15:28,776 --> 00:15:31,119
Look at us, thinking of
a way to make it work.
403
00:15:31,445 --> 00:15:33,322
Impressive thinking on the fly
404
00:15:33,347 --> 00:15:35,618
or wrong time to do a victory lap?
405
00:15:36,968 --> 00:15:40,067
Okay, stop yelling at me. I got it.
406
00:15:40,187 --> 00:15:42,554
407
00:15:42,739 --> 00:15:44,128
How are the kids?
408
00:15:44,150 --> 00:15:46,124
I hosed them off. They're fine.
409
00:15:46,137 --> 00:15:49,247
I can't believe they
think I don't have any fun.
410
00:15:50,165 --> 00:15:51,571
What? You agree with them?
411
00:15:51,632 --> 00:15:53,491
I'm just saying. Name one thing.
412
00:15:54,702 --> 00:15:57,275
Well, there's... um...
413
00:15:57,771 --> 00:15:58,974
Um...
414
00:16:01,563 --> 00:16:03,609
I lit a candle a few months ago.
415
00:16:03,677 --> 00:16:05,111
Hon...
416
00:16:05,808 --> 00:16:08,380
it's time for you to do something
selfish for once in your life.
417
00:16:08,482 --> 00:16:10,649
The kids need to see you
418
00:16:10,710 --> 00:16:12,630
having fun just for you,
419
00:16:12,653 --> 00:16:14,346
something bigger than, you know,
420
00:16:14,362 --> 00:16:15,707
lighting a candle.
421
00:16:16,432 --> 00:16:18,225
Yeah, I didn't really light a candle.
422
00:16:19,746 --> 00:16:22,374
Wow. You guys sure make a cute team.
423
00:16:22,494 --> 00:16:24,845
- You know, you're real inspir...
- Yeah, we're done with that.
424
00:16:24,965 --> 00:16:26,531
[Zipper opens]
425
00:16:29,310 --> 00:16:30,693
All right, buddy.
426
00:16:31,086 --> 00:16:32,585
Let me have it.
427
00:16:32,705 --> 00:16:34,510
"I'm mad."
428
00:16:34,709 --> 00:16:37,006
Well, I... I got that without the board.
429
00:16:37,852 --> 00:16:42,314
"Today was about what
I... W-A... wanted.
430
00:16:42,416 --> 00:16:45,933
You took my... V-O... voice.
431
00:16:46,053 --> 00:16:47,519
You...
432
00:16:48,305 --> 00:16:52,017
don't get to do that."
433
00:16:52,493 --> 00:16:54,493
[Sighs]
434
00:16:55,996 --> 00:16:59,398
JJ, I am so, so sorry.
435
00:16:59,433 --> 00:17:01,066
I'm not used to special treatment,
436
00:17:01,068 --> 00:17:02,685
and it went to my head.
437
00:17:03,333 --> 00:17:07,859
But I promise you it will
never happen again, ever.
438
00:17:11,445 --> 00:17:12,944
You know what?
439
00:17:13,232 --> 00:17:15,380
Maybe something can be salvaged here.
440
00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:17,858
No inspirations.
441
00:17:18,395 --> 00:17:19,579
All you.
442
00:17:20,854 --> 00:17:22,854
I promised you a day of independence.
443
00:17:22,957 --> 00:17:24,282
You wanted to drive it.
444
00:17:24,321 --> 00:17:25,857
Drive this.
445
00:17:26,573 --> 00:17:28,094
All right.
446
00:17:28,321 --> 00:17:31,674
Parking lot is empty,
and this van already looks
447
00:17:31,723 --> 00:17:33,544
- like it's been wrapped around a pole.
- [Chuckles]
448
00:17:33,555 --> 00:17:36,283
Don't wrap it around a pole, all right?
449
00:17:36,637 --> 00:17:37,860
Uh...
450
00:17:37,980 --> 00:17:40,172
[Engine starts]
451
00:17:41,462 --> 00:17:44,042
All right, just give
it a little bit of gas!
452
00:17:44,144 --> 00:17:46,187
Whoa! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
453
00:17:46,237 --> 00:17:47,903
Oh! JJ.
454
00:17:47,915 --> 00:17:49,681
Aah! Aah!
455
00:17:51,335 --> 00:17:53,085
Happy Independence Day!
456
00:17:53,187 --> 00:17:54,667
[Laughs]
457
00:17:54,938 --> 00:17:57,062
Whoo! Oh.
458
00:17:57,300 --> 00:17:58,757
Aah!
459
00:17:58,859 --> 00:18:01,295
I'm coming to meet you, Rodney!
460
00:18:01,662 --> 00:18:03,137
Whoo!
461
00:18:04,598 --> 00:18:06,465
[Soft music plays]
462
00:18:06,479 --> 00:18:08,090
I'm really not feeling it.
463
00:18:08,151 --> 00:18:11,817
I mean, so they'll be
ruled by guilt. It's fine.
464
00:18:12,005 --> 00:18:16,089
Maya, we paid $3 for this.
465
00:18:16,143 --> 00:18:17,694
You're doing it.
466
00:18:18,245 --> 00:18:21,342
- Come on. Fake it till you make it.
- [Sighs]
467
00:18:27,688 --> 00:18:29,688
468
00:18:32,283 --> 00:18:35,320
Look at that. Your
mom can have fun.
469
00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:38,430
She's not feeling guilty.
Neither should you.
470
00:18:38,499 --> 00:18:39,898
[Blades scratching]
471
00:18:41,828 --> 00:18:43,168
You guys want to join her?
472
00:18:43,237 --> 00:18:46,718
- No, I'm pretty happy right here.
- Me too.
473
00:18:48,646 --> 00:18:50,575
Ow! [Bleep]
474
00:18:50,677 --> 00:18:52,526
Son of a [bleep]!
475
00:18:52,646 --> 00:18:54,543
Ow!
476
00:18:55,082 --> 00:18:57,655
I broke my ass.
477
00:18:57,885 --> 00:19:00,167
She proved her point before this, right?
478
00:19:00,181 --> 00:19:01,612
- Both: Yeah.
- Okay.
479
00:19:04,058 --> 00:19:06,758
Hey! The DiMeos are home!
480
00:19:06,758 --> 00:19:09,988
I want to be clear. I did not do this.
481
00:19:11,129 --> 00:19:13,268
- Hello, darling.
- [Door closes]
482
00:19:13,318 --> 00:19:15,233
Oh, I missed you so much.
483
00:19:15,335 --> 00:19:18,061
Oh, it was no fun without
you. I was miserable.
484
00:19:18,077 --> 00:19:19,504
Eh, we didn't do anything that cool.
485
00:19:19,606 --> 00:19:21,392
At no point was I having a blast.
486
00:19:21,436 --> 00:19:22,790
Kenneth: Yeah, how about you, buddy?
487
00:19:22,814 --> 00:19:24,541
What was the most independent
thing you did today?
488
00:19:24,862 --> 00:19:27,844
"Drove a car."
489
00:19:27,889 --> 00:19:30,182
[Laughter]
490
00:19:32,086 --> 00:19:34,486
491
00:19:34,588 --> 00:19:36,679
Wait. For real?
492
00:19:38,672 --> 00:19:40,619
Kenneth, what...
493
00:19:44,722 --> 00:19:47,456
- [Water running]
- _
494
00:19:47,558 --> 00:19:48,658
Ray?
495
00:19:48,709 --> 00:19:50,975
Ray: I'm in here. Did
you not see the sign?
496
00:19:51,017 --> 00:19:52,040
I did.
497
00:19:52,096 --> 00:19:53,673
And it all came rushing back.
498
00:19:53,711 --> 00:19:55,974
- What did?
- How much I love torturing you.
499
00:19:56,849 --> 00:19:59,068
Aah! Aah!
500
00:19:59,170 --> 00:20:00,739
I thought we were a team!
501
00:20:00,789 --> 00:20:02,836
We were. It was great.
502
00:20:03,141 --> 00:20:04,696
This is just more fun.
503
00:20:05,166 --> 00:20:06,842
Aah! Aah!
504
00:20:06,944 --> 00:20:08,171
Aah!
505
00:20:09,620 --> 00:20:10,561
Ray?
506
00:20:10,681 --> 00:20:11,988
What?!
507
00:20:12,298 --> 00:20:13,864
We'll always have paintball.
508
00:20:14,654 --> 00:20:18,328
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