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Ah, family meeting, is it?
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Something about a chore wheel?
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I assume Ray has
provided some visual aids,
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so I prepared some
comedy to undercut him.
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"Chore wheel?
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More like snore wheel."
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Wait. Why is no one piling on Ray?
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And what's Kenneth doing here?
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He's here to block the door.
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You said you valued my input.
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This isn't a family meeting.
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This is an intervention.
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Maya, you are not going
to college with JJ.
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Wha... Wh...
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Bollocks!
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USC Film School called.
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What? They want their hairstyle back?
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This is no time for
that joke construction.
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They called to set an interview
with applicant JJ DiMeo,
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and then they called
back to set an interview
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with applicant Maya DiMeo.
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I pressed them for details.
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They said your submission
film was "weird."
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It's called "avant garde."
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And, anyway, you don't know
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that JJ doesn't want me to follow him...
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You just don't want me
challenging you as a filmmaker.
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Okay, fine!
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I'm gonna have a lot
more time on my hands.
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I need to find something
that will fulfill me
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or something that has the flexibility
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so I can be here for my family.
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You will find something.
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It just won't be
following JJ to college.
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Okay, then.
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Good.
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Now that that's been taken care of,
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I would like to discuss
this chore wheel I've made.
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So, Dad, you're on dishes!
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You haven't been preparing
for your next chapter?
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Think of what you do
with JJ. You're a machine.
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So what you're saying is,
I've been getting experience.
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Yes. Now find that thing
that's worth doing all the way.
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So, what you're saying is
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combine my expertise with my passion.
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Problem solved.
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So what you're saying is...
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We're saying your turn is over!
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I'm sorry. What is this?
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Have I been dominating the conversation?
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- Kind of.
- For how long?
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- About six months.
- Oh.
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Does anyone else have anything to share
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in the, uh, last, uh, 20 seconds?
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Uh, I'll go.
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Um, first of all,
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thank you so much for
welcoming me to the group.
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My husband just left me.
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So I'll... see you next time.
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- Oh, my...
- Why didn't you say something?
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Oh, well, I didn't want
to interrupt your thing
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about JJ going to college.
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Yeah, a year from now.
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Oh, I have been selfish,
haven't I? Yeah, um...
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It's time for me to give back, okay?
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I'm gonna be with you,
Melanie, through this.
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Okay, thank you. You can all go.
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At least she had snacks this time.
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Yeah. Thanks, Nathalie.
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Well, I must say, you're
holding it together very well.
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I saw my doctor about that.
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She said my body just needs time
to generate more tears, so...
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Okay.
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Oh, God!
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John!
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Oh, good. There they are.
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Oh, John, I love you!
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Ah! Flat tire.
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That'll teach me to go
over potholes just for fun.
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This is good.
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I remember when my old man
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taught me how to change a tire.
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Your grandpa used to call a
lug wrench a "Jimmy wrench."
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I-It came from a place of love.
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He also used to call
dumbbells "Jimmy bells."
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Yeah, I think I might hate him.
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Eh.
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But he was so happy to teach me a skill
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that I would use for
the rest of my life.
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Now it's my turn
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to pass on to you a skill...
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that you clearly already have.
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How about you give me a water, Pop?
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Somehow, this is my dad's fault.
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Oh, I hate John and that
girl he ran off with.
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I mean, she's a child.
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He's got wine older than her.
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Oh, God. He's got such good wine.
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- I love him.
- Quite a roller coaster.
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You know, should we...
Let's not focus on the pain.
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L-Let's talk about how to move forward.
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Oh, I know what I want to do.
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You know I'm gonna ask you again.
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Please no German. It scares the dog.
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Excuse me one second.
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Oh, thank God. So bleak in there.
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Am I failing as a father?
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What? No!
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Well, which child?
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I keep missing these classic
father/son milestones.
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It got me thinking...
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What if we spent so
much time focusing on JJ
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that we left Ray behind?
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I mean, he's gonna be out
the door pretty soon, too.
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I just hope my window hasn't closed.
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Oh, I'm sure the window's still open.
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DiMeo windows usually are.
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That's why we have bats in the summer.
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Hold on.
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Hola.
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Oh, hi, Joyce. I'll get JJ.
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I'll be right back.
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I'm on with John! I told
him that I'll get new boobs!
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What do I say now?
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- Hi.
- Hey, Joyce.
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Can I ask you a question about your dad?
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Did he come here?! What did he say?!
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He is a liar!
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You know what? We're good.
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- Oh. All right.
- Yeah.
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Great.
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JJ, can...
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Is something going on between you two?
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Coach suspended me from track,
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so JJ's giving me a "staring-to."
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It's like a normal talking-to,
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except I have to guess what he's saying
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so I can't zone out and
play "Fortnite" in my head.
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"She yelled at all her teammates."
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Dylan! That is such poor sportsmanship.
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You can't d...
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Is she playing "Fortnite"?
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Darling, you're not ready for P.T.,
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and it takes 10 minutes to
get you out of those jeans.
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"The price of looking fly."
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Okay, here's what you do.
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Step one, build up an
immunity to laxatives.
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Most men are suspicious.
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They're gonna make
you eat the cake, too.
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Oh, no, no! Separate!
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You're a bad influence.
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Come on.
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You made us cupcakes once.
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I don't... think so.
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Now, Melanie, listen. You
don't need to exact revenge.
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Everything you're feeling is valid,
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so my advice to you is just feel.
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Just feel?
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Actually, that helps.
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Oh, good! I helped!
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Was I ever really selfish?
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Or did they just make
me think that I was?
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Someone called you selfish, huh?
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Here's what you do.
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Build up an immunity to laxatives...
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♪ Kumbaya, my Lord ♪
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♪ Kumbaya ♪
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Good.
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What is this?
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You said there was a dog
playing basketball in here.
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Hey! There's my new prospect.
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"Kenneth is going to
teach you about teamwork."
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What?!
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"You're joining his team
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while you're suspended from track."
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This was a trap?
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How dare you lie to me about a
real-life "Air Bud" situation!
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What's the matter?
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Afraid of a game
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that involves more than just running?
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Does that answer your question?
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You realize that didn't go in.
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Really? Then why didn't
any of you mock me?
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Because you tried your best.
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This chick serious?
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That's how we do things here.
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I'm coaching this team like I coach JJ.
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It's about trying and
growing, not all about winning.
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Winning's everything.
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And with me here, you're gonna win.
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Dylan, we've got a tournament tomorrow.
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Yeah. Yeah, I can be good by then.
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Come here, son. I want
to show you something.
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Are we flushing nails again?
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That can't be good for the environment.
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Nope. Your old man is gonna
teach you how to put up a shelf.
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Sticking out there?
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Won't you hit your
head on it all the time?
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Ray, when you install a shelf yourself,
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you always know where it is.
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Uh... Mm. You're going
in at kind of an angle.
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Uh, here. Let me show you a trick.
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So, if you place a CD
where you want to drill,
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you can use the reflection of the drill
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to ensure it's level.
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Let me see that.
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Hey. Nice job, champ.
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Who taught you this?
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Well, when I was becoming a man,
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there were certain
things I wanted to learn,
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so I turned to the wisdom
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of instructional videos on YouTube.
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Remember, with great power tools
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comes great responsi-drill-ity.
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Oh, that's very funny.
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I'm your dad.
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I should be teaching
you stuff like this.
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And I'm gonna.
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Can you throw a spiral?
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Thanks to YouTube, I can.
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- Can you bait a hook?
- Live bait or fly?
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I don't know, man! Fishing!
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Hey, do I know how to do anything?
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If I don't teach Ray something soon,
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he's gonna change his
last name to "Tube."
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Oh.
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Oh, it's Melanie calling.
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You're being silly, Jimmy.
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Maya Tube.
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Can you hear me, John?
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It's your wife.
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Your wife... Melanie!
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You called Maya. Where are you?
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I'm at a strip club, John.
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Are you jealous?
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Good! I hate you!
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Wait, why are you there?
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And what am I in your phone as?
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I love you, John!
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Remember Sonoma?
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I'm coming to get you.
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Ah, but the good news is,
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you got into Emerson.
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All right, we've got our work
cut out for us today, girls.
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Number 24 is the best in the league.
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I'm on 24.
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Dylan, she's 6 feet tall.
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Save the analytics, Poindexter.
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I've got a plan. Now,
let me get out there.
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This cup is killing me.
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- Break! Do it!
- Whoo-hoo!
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Let's go, guys!
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Please welcome to the stage Bruce!
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Yeah, Bruce! Whoo!
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Melanie! Hey. Hey!
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What are you doing here?
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I left you in a good place,
and this is a bad place.
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I don't care. We're having fun.
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Who's "we"?
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Oh, hey, Mrs. D.
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God. What are you doing here?!
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She called me.
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Okay, fine. I was already here.
264
00:09:06,288 --> 00:09:07,821
What are you, the stripper police?
265
00:09:08,824 --> 00:09:10,991
Hey, look whose ACL is better!
266
00:09:10,993 --> 00:09:13,260
Girls, you look great,
267
00:09:13,262 --> 00:09:14,973
and, Dylan, I don't know
what you're doing on D,
268
00:09:14,975 --> 00:09:16,196
but it... It is working.
269
00:09:16,198 --> 00:09:18,065
She's scaring them with trash talk.
270
00:09:18,067 --> 00:09:21,268
I don't think there's
trash talk that good, Sasha.
271
00:09:21,270 --> 00:09:22,669
No, the team narc is right.
272
00:09:22,671 --> 00:09:24,705
I got dirt on them and
used it against them.
273
00:09:24,707 --> 00:09:26,173
You want some on the coach?
274
00:09:26,175 --> 00:09:28,709
She just put her mom
in a cheap nursing home.
275
00:09:28,711 --> 00:09:30,611
All right, girls, uh...
276
00:09:30,613 --> 00:09:31,845
get back out there, huh?
277
00:09:33,015 --> 00:09:34,615
You... bench.
278
00:09:36,919 --> 00:09:39,186
Dylan, let me tell you
279
00:09:39,188 --> 00:09:41,622
a little something about sportsmanship.
280
00:09:41,624 --> 00:09:42,966
You can't just go out there
281
00:09:42,969 --> 00:09:44,403
and talk about...
282
00:09:44,405 --> 00:09:46,493
We won. You're welcome.
283
00:09:46,495 --> 00:09:48,629
Wait. Really? What?!
284
00:09:48,631 --> 00:09:49,596
We won?!
285
00:09:49,598 --> 00:09:50,964
Oh, I can't believe it!
286
00:09:50,966 --> 00:09:52,633
This team hasn't won in years!
287
00:09:52,635 --> 00:09:54,202
I gave up looking at scoreboards!
288
00:09:54,205 --> 00:09:55,536
We won!
289
00:09:55,538 --> 00:09:57,504
Yes!
290
00:09:57,506 --> 00:10:00,941
Ray, YouTube cannot have taken
all of my father/son milestones.
291
00:10:00,943 --> 00:10:02,543
Put down the books. It's time to learn.
292
00:10:09,085 --> 00:10:10,250
Can I show you something?
293
00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:18,074
Everyone is intimidated by a shark. Become
a Card Shark AMERICASCARDROOM.COM
294
00:10:26,969 --> 00:10:29,870
That's just the closest
shave I've ever had.
295
00:10:29,872 --> 00:10:31,004
Damn it!
296
00:10:31,006 --> 00:10:33,107
Ow!
297
00:10:34,210 --> 00:10:36,310
What kind of fool puts a shelf there?!
298
00:10:37,413 --> 00:10:38,946
I just want to hurt him.
299
00:10:38,948 --> 00:10:41,222
Oh, I'm a physical therapist.
What do you have in mind?
300
00:10:41,225 --> 00:10:43,851
Do you like a stabbing pain
or a constant, dull ache?
301
00:10:43,853 --> 00:10:45,352
Oh, what about a weird tingle?
302
00:10:46,889 --> 00:10:47,855
The tingle thing.
303
00:10:47,857 --> 00:10:49,355
Would you stop encouraging her?
304
00:10:49,358 --> 00:10:51,692
I'm trying to defuse the situation.
305
00:10:51,694 --> 00:10:53,560
And I got my own life to get back to.
306
00:10:53,562 --> 00:10:55,996
Oh, right... the whole
"Maya's Next Chapter" thing.
307
00:10:55,998 --> 00:10:57,364
Look, I promised I'd take care of her,
308
00:10:57,366 --> 00:10:59,466
but I got to figure my own life out,
309
00:10:59,468 --> 00:11:00,934
and that's not gonna happen here.
310
00:11:00,936 --> 00:11:03,253
Ladies, please welcome to the stage...
311
00:11:03,256 --> 00:11:05,139
Hot-Hot-Javier!
312
00:11:05,141 --> 00:11:07,074
Oh, I love him. Whoo!
313
00:11:15,951 --> 00:11:17,751
Oh...
314
00:11:17,753 --> 00:11:19,486
my...
315
00:11:19,488 --> 00:11:20,699
God.
316
00:11:22,558 --> 00:11:24,625
Whoo!
317
00:11:24,627 --> 00:11:26,326
So easily removable...
318
00:11:26,328 --> 00:11:28,128
and so stylish.
319
00:11:28,130 --> 00:11:31,031
Accessibility without compromise.
320
00:11:31,033 --> 00:11:32,299
I want to mess John up.
321
00:11:32,301 --> 00:11:34,568
Are physical therapists
able to prescribe drugs?
322
00:11:34,570 --> 00:11:36,436
Well, the laws are very unclear on that.
323
00:11:36,438 --> 00:11:39,072
I think I found my calling...
324
00:11:39,074 --> 00:11:41,975
An adaptive clothing line.
325
00:11:42,978 --> 00:11:45,379
Hey, can you take me to the VIP room
326
00:11:45,381 --> 00:11:46,847
and bring more clothes?
327
00:11:46,849 --> 00:11:48,715
- More clothes?
- JJ?
328
00:11:48,717 --> 00:11:50,984
I think I know what I
want to do with my life.
329
00:11:50,986 --> 00:11:52,886
Meet Mommy at the strip
club by the airport.
330
00:12:06,702 --> 00:12:08,202
They're not gonna know what hit 'em.
331
00:12:08,204 --> 00:12:10,003
Hey, you know what they say...
332
00:12:10,005 --> 00:12:11,872
Third stepdad's the charm.
333
00:12:13,309 --> 00:12:15,886
Whoo-hoo!
334
00:12:15,889 --> 00:12:17,188
Yeah!
335
00:12:17,191 --> 00:12:19,079
Yeah!
336
00:12:19,737 --> 00:12:21,588
Your boyfriend just
went on Haunted Mansion
337
00:12:21,591 --> 00:12:23,111
with a girl from Virginia he just met.
338
00:12:25,788 --> 00:12:28,822
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
339
00:12:28,824 --> 00:12:30,958
Kinda weird your mom only
dedicated her cookbook
340
00:12:30,960 --> 00:12:32,292
to your brother.
341
00:12:39,568 --> 00:12:40,734
Whoo!
342
00:12:40,736 --> 00:12:43,203
Oh! Yeah!
343
00:12:45,207 --> 00:12:46,727
What do you think?
344
00:12:46,730 --> 00:12:49,876
"I think you should have
said male strip club."
345
00:12:49,878 --> 00:12:51,945
Well, you agree to meet
your mum at a strip club,
346
00:12:51,947 --> 00:12:53,046
you take your chances.
347
00:12:53,048 --> 00:12:54,448
These hidden magnets...
348
00:12:54,450 --> 00:12:55,415
They're amazing.
349
00:12:55,417 --> 00:12:56,583
Game changer.
350
00:12:56,585 --> 00:12:58,585
There is no limit to how
fly you can look, darling.
351
00:12:58,587 --> 00:13:00,554
So, it's a business
where you make clothing
352
00:13:00,556 --> 00:13:02,105
- for people with disabilities?
- Yeah.
353
00:13:02,108 --> 00:13:03,633
Will you sell online? Open a store?
354
00:13:03,636 --> 00:13:05,225
And what makes it proprietary?
355
00:13:05,227 --> 00:13:06,526
What is this, "Shark Tank"?
356
00:13:08,764 --> 00:13:09,963
Melanie, I'll be right out.
357
00:13:09,965 --> 00:13:11,665
We left! I'm at my husband's place.
358
00:13:11,667 --> 00:13:13,600
I snuck in, he came home, and I'm
hiding in the bathroom with Joyce.
359
00:13:13,602 --> 00:13:14,835
You have to save me.
360
00:13:14,837 --> 00:13:16,570
Are you taking a shower?
361
00:13:16,572 --> 00:13:18,605
My apartment only has a tub.
362
00:13:18,607 --> 00:13:19,610
Oh, wait!
363
00:13:19,613 --> 00:13:21,642
I don't have to lay down! Whoo!
364
00:13:21,644 --> 00:13:23,377
Okay, don't move. I'll be right there.
365
00:13:23,379 --> 00:13:24,344
Okay, we got to go.
366
00:13:24,346 --> 00:13:26,013
Uh, real quick, before you do...
367
00:13:26,015 --> 00:13:27,824
Could you help me put
on this full tuxedo?
368
00:13:30,319 --> 00:13:31,718
Okay, how?
369
00:13:31,720 --> 00:13:34,121
Why didn't I think of grilling before?
370
00:13:34,123 --> 00:13:35,222
Thanks so much, Dad.
371
00:13:35,224 --> 00:13:36,890
I never would have
learned this without you.
372
00:13:36,892 --> 00:13:37,891
Nope.
373
00:13:37,893 --> 00:13:38,859
Ah. See?
374
00:13:38,861 --> 00:13:41,228
That's why you only flip it once.
375
00:13:41,230 --> 00:13:42,461
See those grill marks?
376
00:13:43,832 --> 00:13:46,233
A steak for my son.
377
00:13:46,235 --> 00:13:48,035
Mmm! Wow!
378
00:13:48,037 --> 00:13:49,169
Yeah!
379
00:13:49,171 --> 00:13:51,104
Who knew we had such awesome tools?
380
00:13:52,374 --> 00:13:53,840
"Grill Master Ray"?
381
00:13:53,842 --> 00:13:55,050
That's weird.
382
00:13:55,053 --> 00:13:57,444
So, I'm guessing I got this all wrong?
383
00:13:58,547 --> 00:14:00,847
Always season at least
40 minutes before cooking,
384
00:14:00,849 --> 00:14:02,649
and on a grill, you
flip every 30 seconds
385
00:14:02,651 --> 00:14:03,850
so you don't lose the juices.
386
00:14:03,852 --> 00:14:06,196
You already murdered the
cow. Don't murder the flavor.
387
00:14:06,199 --> 00:14:08,188
Well, I guess that's it.
388
00:14:08,190 --> 00:14:09,690
You win, Internet.
389
00:14:09,692 --> 00:14:12,025
Sorry, Dad. I'm a very curious boy.
390
00:14:12,027 --> 00:14:14,261
That's fine... really.
391
00:14:14,263 --> 00:14:15,896
I'm sorry I tried to force
392
00:14:15,898 --> 00:14:17,798
all these father/son moments.
393
00:14:17,800 --> 00:14:18,999
I'm just glad you...
394
00:14:19,001 --> 00:14:20,716
You found a way to get what you need.
395
00:14:23,121 --> 00:14:24,353
Dad, wait.
396
00:14:24,356 --> 00:14:26,772
Why don't we look up a video
on how to clean the grill?
397
00:14:29,411 --> 00:14:31,097
"How to be a better dad"?
398
00:14:32,648 --> 00:14:36,616
Okay, girls, we want to force
them to pass the ball to Audrey.
399
00:14:36,618 --> 00:14:39,853
Her dad was involved in a
mysterious boating accident
400
00:14:39,855 --> 00:14:40,954
with a rich uncle.
401
00:14:40,956 --> 00:14:42,071
Dylan, get in there
402
00:14:42,074 --> 00:14:44,358
and tell her you know all about it
403
00:14:44,360 --> 00:14:47,461
and get... that... ball!
404
00:14:47,463 --> 00:14:49,396
- Whoo!
- Let's go, guys!
405
00:14:51,166 --> 00:14:53,166
Okay, JJ, I don't know
what you think you heard...
406
00:14:53,168 --> 00:14:54,701
"Make Audrey Cry" on "3"!
407
00:14:54,703 --> 00:14:56,203
1, 2, 3.
408
00:14:56,205 --> 00:14:58,305
Make Audrey cry!
409
00:15:00,510 --> 00:15:02,301
It got away from me.
410
00:15:02,934 --> 00:15:05,876
Hey, Dad. I was, uh,
hoping after SAT prep
411
00:15:05,878 --> 00:15:08,112
maybe you could show me how
to tie a McBjornson Knot.
412
00:15:08,114 --> 00:15:10,147
Ask your father.
413
00:15:10,149 --> 00:15:12,316
No. Teach me.
414
00:15:12,318 --> 00:15:14,051
Unless you don't know how.
415
00:15:14,053 --> 00:15:16,091
Wh... No. I know how.
416
00:15:16,094 --> 00:15:17,821
I'm... I'm a...
417
00:15:17,823 --> 00:15:19,723
huge knot guy.
418
00:15:19,725 --> 00:15:22,026
All right. I'll see
you when you get back.
419
00:15:32,305 --> 00:15:33,504
Only one video?
420
00:15:33,506 --> 00:15:34,672
Popular knot.
421
00:15:34,674 --> 00:15:35,739
Not!
422
00:15:37,310 --> 00:15:39,410
- Ray?
- Hi, Dad. Surprise!
423
00:15:39,412 --> 00:15:40,884
It's not an instructional video.
424
00:15:40,887 --> 00:15:43,347
It's... It's a video from me to my dad.
425
00:15:43,349 --> 00:15:45,582
A guy who cared enough
to look up a video
426
00:15:45,584 --> 00:15:47,942
for this clearly made-up thing.
427
00:15:47,945 --> 00:15:49,845
McBjornson Knot? That's real.
428
00:15:49,848 --> 00:15:51,021
Not!
429
00:15:51,023 --> 00:15:52,189
My boy.
430
00:15:52,191 --> 00:15:54,224
I'm a lucky kid to call you my dad.
431
00:15:54,226 --> 00:15:56,694
I know that even if you don't.
432
00:15:56,696 --> 00:15:58,729
You've taught me what matters.
433
00:15:58,731 --> 00:16:01,765
I hope to be the type
of man you are one day.
434
00:16:01,767 --> 00:16:04,234
You might have missed
some of the little things.
435
00:16:04,236 --> 00:16:05,936
You get the big ones right.
436
00:16:05,938 --> 00:16:07,171
Always.
437
00:16:11,711 --> 00:16:14,244
Now, if you're watching this
and you aren't Jimmy DiMeo
438
00:16:14,246 --> 00:16:16,647
and you happen to be a very hot girl...
439
00:16:16,649 --> 00:16:17,848
hi, there.
440
00:16:17,850 --> 00:16:20,384
I'm Ray. I do impressions.
441
00:16:20,386 --> 00:16:22,152
You're right... You took me to Kenneth
442
00:16:22,154 --> 00:16:24,121
to learn a lesson about sportsmanship,
443
00:16:24,123 --> 00:16:26,223
but instead of learning,
444
00:16:26,225 --> 00:16:28,058
I brought the whole team down with me.
445
00:16:29,130 --> 00:16:30,696
You got all that from a look?
446
00:16:32,732 --> 00:16:34,431
I should have known better.
447
00:16:34,433 --> 00:16:35,466
She's a child.
448
00:16:35,468 --> 00:16:36,963
I should have raised her to my level
449
00:16:36,966 --> 00:16:39,636
instead of sinking to hers.
450
00:16:39,638 --> 00:16:41,605
Wait. If you can do all this,
451
00:16:41,607 --> 00:16:43,708
then why are we bothering
with the damn board?
452
00:16:45,177 --> 00:16:47,144
I did let myself down.
453
00:16:47,146 --> 00:16:48,679
I let down the whole town.
454
00:16:49,682 --> 00:16:51,166
Team! Team.
455
00:16:51,169 --> 00:16:53,117
So specific.
456
00:16:53,119 --> 00:16:55,919
Yeah, we should go out
there and play the right way.
457
00:16:55,921 --> 00:16:57,450
But I still want to win.
458
00:16:57,990 --> 00:16:59,590
Yes. He's right.
459
00:16:59,592 --> 00:17:01,892
If we change the definition of "winning"
460
00:17:01,894 --> 00:17:05,062
to mean "working as a team,"
it will still be winning.
461
00:17:05,064 --> 00:17:06,730
Okay. Let's do it.
462
00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:09,767
Wha... Lose the suit?
463
00:17:09,769 --> 00:17:11,402
I look great.
464
00:17:12,471 --> 00:17:14,438
You're right. I do look like Grimace.
465
00:17:14,440 --> 00:17:17,174
Okay, when the coast is clear,
make a run for it out the back.
466
00:17:17,176 --> 00:17:19,476
Okay. Ready.
467
00:17:19,478 --> 00:17:21,678
Hello, darling. I'm
here for our affair...
468
00:17:21,680 --> 00:17:22,946
Oh, I see you're busy.
469
00:17:22,948 --> 00:17:24,815
- Who are you?
- I'm John's lover,
470
00:17:24,817 --> 00:17:26,517
May... May... Mayo.
471
00:17:26,519 --> 00:17:27,718
Like... mayonnaise?
472
00:17:27,720 --> 00:17:29,073
Oh, like I've never heard that before.
473
00:17:29,075 --> 00:17:31,088
I-I have never met this woman.
474
00:17:31,090 --> 00:17:32,856
Do you believe him, or
does he have a reputation
475
00:17:32,858 --> 00:17:34,057
- for stretching the truth?
- Okay, go.
476
00:17:34,059 --> 00:17:36,673
Todra, I swear, I-I've
never cheated in my life.
477
00:17:36,676 --> 00:17:37,775
Yes, you have!
478
00:17:37,778 --> 00:17:39,663
- I'm sleeping with him, too.
- Uh... Mm.
479
00:17:39,665 --> 00:17:41,465
What is your ex-wife doing here
480
00:17:41,467 --> 00:17:43,767
with the woman that rear-ended me?
481
00:17:43,770 --> 00:17:46,171
Oh, that's where I know you from!
482
00:17:47,773 --> 00:17:50,040
So, uh...
483
00:17:50,042 --> 00:17:51,520
saw your video.
484
00:17:51,523 --> 00:17:53,276
The "You're a good dad" one, right?
485
00:17:53,279 --> 00:17:54,812
Because I have a whole other series
486
00:17:54,814 --> 00:17:56,280
where I do celebrity impressions.
487
00:17:56,282 --> 00:17:57,347
I saw those, too.
488
00:17:57,349 --> 00:17:59,883
Your James Gandolfini gave me chills!
489
00:17:59,885 --> 00:18:02,586
Hey, it's Mafia time over here!
490
00:18:02,588 --> 00:18:03,420
Yeah.
491
00:18:03,422 --> 00:18:05,355
But, yeah, the "dad" one.
492
00:18:05,357 --> 00:18:06,590
Thank you, Ray.
493
00:18:07,393 --> 00:18:09,059
Dad, you just missed our turn.
494
00:18:09,061 --> 00:18:10,727
Mm. We're not going home.
495
00:18:10,729 --> 00:18:13,030
No, I figured out a father/son milestone
496
00:18:13,032 --> 00:18:16,133
that the Internet has not beaten me to.
497
00:18:16,135 --> 00:18:18,035
A '92 Merlot
498
00:18:18,037 --> 00:18:19,572
or an '03 Cabernet?
499
00:18:19,575 --> 00:18:20,674
Oh, Merlot me.
500
00:18:22,007 --> 00:18:25,042
Oh, your husband has very
good taste in wine, doesn't he?
501
00:18:28,347 --> 00:18:29,780
I'm gonna be all alone.
502
00:18:29,782 --> 00:18:31,415
My son's about to go off to college,
503
00:18:31,417 --> 00:18:33,250
and my daughter's not far behind.
504
00:18:33,252 --> 00:18:34,818
Well, I'm in the same place.
505
00:18:34,820 --> 00:18:36,353
I mean, minus the cheating husband.
506
00:18:36,355 --> 00:18:38,288
Jimmy knows I'd kill him... slowly.
507
00:18:38,290 --> 00:18:40,290
That's why I'm starting
an adaptive clothing line.
508
00:18:40,293 --> 00:18:42,227
- I love that.
- Thank you.
509
00:18:43,095 --> 00:18:45,896
Yeah, I don't know what's
"proprietary" about it.
510
00:18:45,898 --> 00:18:47,380
Thanks, Hot-Hot-Javier.
511
00:18:47,383 --> 00:18:48,698
Well, I actually studied business.
512
00:18:48,700 --> 00:18:49,733
Did you? Where?
513
00:18:49,735 --> 00:18:51,735
'Cause I'm getting
into a lot of colleges.
514
00:18:51,737 --> 00:18:53,637
Okay, well, not to go
all B-school on you,
515
00:18:53,639 --> 00:18:55,906
but ideas aren't really proprietary.
516
00:18:55,908 --> 00:18:57,107
I mean, there might be other companies
517
00:18:57,109 --> 00:18:58,876
for making adaptive
clothing lines, but I bet
518
00:18:58,878 --> 00:19:01,879
very few of them are run by
an actual special-needs mom.
519
00:19:01,881 --> 00:19:02,980
That sets your brand apart.
520
00:19:02,982 --> 00:19:05,958
I mean, what makes
it proprietary is you.
521
00:19:07,051 --> 00:19:08,951
- Or us.
- What?
522
00:19:08,954 --> 00:19:10,721
We both need something for our future,
523
00:19:10,723 --> 00:19:11,889
and I hatched the idea,
524
00:19:11,891 --> 00:19:13,457
but I know nothing about business.
525
00:19:13,459 --> 00:19:14,458
- You're serious?
- Yeah.
526
00:19:14,460 --> 00:19:16,293
Special-needs moms help each other out.
527
00:19:16,295 --> 00:19:17,947
Why not make a buck
while we're doing it?
528
00:19:17,950 --> 00:19:21,265
Okay. I'm in.
529
00:19:21,267 --> 00:19:22,266
Okay. Great.
530
00:19:22,268 --> 00:19:23,967
This calls for champagne.
531
00:19:23,969 --> 00:19:25,135
Yes.
532
00:19:28,240 --> 00:19:29,873
You know what? I'm in, too.
533
00:19:31,877 --> 00:19:33,110
Wow!
534
00:19:35,681 --> 00:19:38,582
Just... Just deduct that from my share.
535
00:19:38,584 --> 00:19:40,551
Thank you.
536
00:19:40,553 --> 00:19:42,819
So, it turns out that in Wyoming,
537
00:19:42,821 --> 00:19:44,187
if you are accompanied by a parent,
538
00:19:44,189 --> 00:19:46,189
it is legal for you to have a beer.
539
00:19:46,191 --> 00:19:48,767
You're not the only one who can
learn stuff from the Internet.
540
00:19:48,770 --> 00:19:51,395
So you used travel
vouchers from your work
541
00:19:51,397 --> 00:19:53,845
just to fly here and
give me my first beer?
542
00:19:53,848 --> 00:19:56,033
And elk nachos.
543
00:19:56,035 --> 00:19:57,100
Yuck.
544
00:19:58,604 --> 00:20:00,737
I was so focused
545
00:20:00,739 --> 00:20:03,273
on the father/son moments I missed...
546
00:20:05,403 --> 00:20:07,110
here's to the ones to come, son.
547
00:20:14,553 --> 00:20:16,553
Ooh. Ooh, that's good stuff.
548
00:20:18,090 --> 00:20:19,500
Chocolate milk for my boy.
549
00:20:19,503 --> 00:20:20,598
I love you, Daddy.
550
00:20:22,138 --> 00:20:23,303
I am wasted.
551
00:20:23,306 --> 00:20:24,639
No, you're not.
552
00:20:27,870 --> 00:20:29,670
Hey! That's okay!
553
00:20:29,672 --> 00:20:31,372
That was the wrong basket anyway!
554
00:20:34,510 --> 00:20:36,110
Way to pop it, Sasha!
555
00:20:36,112 --> 00:20:37,611
Ow!
556
00:20:37,613 --> 00:20:39,880
We lost!
557
00:20:39,882 --> 00:20:42,049
Yeah!
558
00:20:44,654 --> 00:20:46,320
Yes! You did it!
559
00:20:49,225 --> 00:20:51,625
Do you... know what's going on?
560
00:20:51,627 --> 00:20:53,294
I was drinking with Ray in Wyoming.
561
00:20:53,296 --> 00:20:54,795
I was in a strip club by the airport
562
00:20:54,797 --> 00:20:55,896
with JJ.
563
00:00:00,500 --> 00:00:08,500
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563
00:00:09,305 --> 00:00:15,549
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