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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:17,434 --> 00:00:21,434 Sync and corrections by btsix www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:22,290 --> 00:00:26,620 (FIESTA MUSIC PLAYS) 3 00:00:26,922 --> 00:00:31,092 You know, they say that classical music is for squares. 4 00:00:31,097 --> 00:00:33,427 But us, classical musicians, 5 00:00:33,432 --> 00:00:36,062 we know how to party! 6 00:00:36,067 --> 00:00:37,432 And when we party, 7 00:00:37,437 --> 00:00:41,032 we party with Delgado's Super Super Super salsa! 8 00:00:41,037 --> 00:00:43,802 In fact, my whole family loves it! 9 00:00:43,807 --> 00:00:48,472 Oh, Rodrigo, you always keep the beat. 10 00:00:48,477 --> 00:00:51,812 It's the salsa, mi amor. 11 00:00:51,817 --> 00:00:53,077 Kids! 12 00:00:53,082 --> 00:00:55,047 What have you got there? 13 00:00:55,052 --> 00:00:57,452 (SPEAKING SPANISH) 14 00:00:57,457 --> 00:01:00,887 It's a Super Super Super Hard Taco! 15 00:01:00,892 --> 00:01:04,057 - It's authentico. - And delicious. 16 00:01:04,062 --> 00:01:05,432 Mmm. 17 00:01:08,167 --> 00:01:09,292 Super super super super 18 00:01:09,297 --> 00:01:12,437 super super tacos! 19 00:01:15,942 --> 00:01:16,942 Oh, man. 20 00:01:18,277 --> 00:01:19,872 (GROANS) 21 00:01:19,877 --> 00:01:20,772 What did I do? 22 00:01:20,777 --> 00:01:22,242 Rodrigo, we are so proud of you. 23 00:01:22,247 --> 00:01:24,107 What did I do? 24 00:01:24,112 --> 00:01:25,447 Yes we are, Maestro. 25 00:01:25,452 --> 00:01:26,747 I didn't know your hips could move like that. 26 00:01:26,752 --> 00:01:28,447 What changed your mind? 27 00:01:28,452 --> 00:01:30,347 Well... 28 00:01:30,352 --> 00:01:32,152 I was thinking of Venice. 29 00:01:32,157 --> 00:01:34,152 And how La Fiamma, you know? 30 00:01:34,157 --> 00:01:36,257 She could give up anything to do a concert. 31 00:01:36,262 --> 00:01:39,527 So I thought I could give a little bit of self-respect. 32 00:01:39,532 --> 00:01:41,592 Whatever's left, this... 33 00:01:41,597 --> 00:01:43,562 This chimichanga. 34 00:01:43,567 --> 00:01:45,062 Oh, Maestro. 35 00:01:45,067 --> 00:01:46,467 Yeah, I know. 36 00:01:46,472 --> 00:01:49,767 I'm sorry that I threw all those things at you. 37 00:01:49,772 --> 00:01:50,872 Don't worry, Gloria. 38 00:01:50,877 --> 00:01:52,507 It's fine, that was the fun part. 39 00:01:52,512 --> 00:01:53,637 And you'll be happy to know 40 00:01:53,642 --> 00:01:54,772 that the first check was deposited today. 41 00:01:54,777 --> 00:01:56,577 - Yes. - The first check? 42 00:01:56,582 --> 00:01:59,477 Yes, into the newly opened Maestro Juan Rivera 43 00:01:59,482 --> 00:02:03,817 youth orchestra account number 58732011658. 44 00:02:03,822 --> 00:02:05,652 Virgilio! I love you! 45 00:02:05,657 --> 00:02:07,952 Oh, I love you too. Don't tell Christophe. 46 00:02:07,957 --> 00:02:10,222 How many commercials do we have left to do? 47 00:02:10,227 --> 00:02:11,322 Only nine. 48 00:02:11,327 --> 00:02:12,492 - Let me do eight. - Uh... 49 00:02:12,497 --> 00:02:14,057 - Um... - Just do eight. 50 00:02:14,062 --> 00:02:15,827 Rodrigo, you'll survive it. You'll survive it. 51 00:02:15,832 --> 00:02:17,227 We'll survive it. We'll survive it together. 52 00:02:17,232 --> 00:02:18,297 Oh, Craig, get that thing. 53 00:02:18,302 --> 00:02:19,497 Oh, right. 54 00:02:19,502 --> 00:02:22,132 We have a little, little gift for you. 55 00:02:22,137 --> 00:02:23,537 A little gift. 56 00:02:23,542 --> 00:02:24,702 Okay, but its... 57 00:02:24,707 --> 00:02:26,907 So this is from us... 58 00:02:26,912 --> 00:02:28,772 - Thank you so much, guys. - To you. 59 00:02:28,777 --> 00:02:31,012 Hey, that's very nice. 60 00:02:31,017 --> 00:02:33,147 Okay. 61 00:02:33,152 --> 00:02:35,182 Ah, it's fucking red tape! 62 00:02:35,187 --> 00:02:36,817 - (LAUGHING) - Yay! 63 00:02:36,822 --> 00:02:37,817 It's the fucking red tape! 64 00:02:37,822 --> 00:02:39,517 - Yes. - Thank you. 65 00:02:39,522 --> 00:02:41,522 I've got my own now. 66 00:02:44,327 --> 00:02:48,427 You so suck, Rutledge! 67 00:02:48,432 --> 00:02:52,032 You're never gonna get the chair. 68 00:02:52,037 --> 00:02:56,577 Oboists from all over the world are coming to compete with you. 69 00:02:57,642 --> 00:03:01,172 Your reed-making, it sucks! 70 00:03:02,612 --> 00:03:04,742 And you go cross-eyed when you play. 71 00:03:04,747 --> 00:03:08,847 Your neck puffs out like a dinosaur from Jurassic Park. 72 00:03:08,852 --> 00:03:10,782 The one that spits acid all over the place. 73 00:03:10,787 --> 00:03:12,652 Hailey, you know what? I gotta take a break. 74 00:03:12,657 --> 00:03:15,087 I gotta stop, this is too fucking weird. 75 00:03:15,092 --> 00:03:17,357 But really good job not breaking your concentration. 76 00:03:17,362 --> 00:03:19,092 I really... that's impressive. 77 00:03:19,097 --> 00:03:21,792 Hey, before I go, this is your money. 78 00:03:21,797 --> 00:03:23,662 It's your share from the gate from the other night. 79 00:03:23,667 --> 00:03:25,362 Oh, awesome. 80 00:03:25,367 --> 00:03:26,897 It's $11.13. 81 00:03:26,902 --> 00:03:28,467 I mean, I'm sorry it's not more. 82 00:03:28,472 --> 00:03:29,637 I will frame it. 83 00:03:29,642 --> 00:03:31,937 I really hope I get this job. 84 00:03:31,942 --> 00:03:33,572 It's weird that they're even making you audition. 85 00:03:33,577 --> 00:03:35,042 I mean, you know them. 86 00:03:35,047 --> 00:03:36,642 No, that's exactly why it's not weird. 87 00:03:36,647 --> 00:03:38,012 Everybody has to audition behind a screen 88 00:03:38,017 --> 00:03:39,242 so that there's no favoritism. 89 00:03:39,247 --> 00:03:40,782 Seems like bullshit. 90 00:03:40,787 --> 00:03:43,182 If I were you I would just go in there and go, 91 00:03:43,187 --> 00:03:45,652 (COUGHS) It's Hailey. 92 00:03:45,657 --> 00:03:48,752 You know, if you ever need to you can move back in with me rent free. 93 00:03:48,757 --> 00:03:51,057 What about B? 94 00:03:51,062 --> 00:03:53,157 We're taking a break. He's got issues. 95 00:03:53,162 --> 00:03:54,592 I've got issues. 96 00:03:54,597 --> 00:03:56,497 It's cool, you know. Fuck it. 97 00:03:56,502 --> 00:03:58,132 - Fuck it. - Sorry, Lizzie. 98 00:03:58,137 --> 00:04:00,132 No, really, enough with this rank self-pity shit. 99 00:04:00,137 --> 00:04:02,802 I mean, I was about to get a tattoo of his ass on my ass. 100 00:04:02,807 --> 00:04:04,902 So really, I dodged a bullet there. 101 00:04:04,907 --> 00:04:06,207 You gotta shed your skin, you know? 102 00:04:06,212 --> 00:04:07,842 Yeah. 103 00:04:07,847 --> 00:04:11,042 I notice that you're not dressing like K?pralov? anymore. 104 00:04:11,047 --> 00:04:12,342 Nope. 105 00:04:12,347 --> 00:04:14,982 Yeah, I kept on being mistaken for a waitress. 106 00:04:14,987 --> 00:04:17,982 But I'm a club owner, I'm like Rick from Casablanca. 107 00:04:17,987 --> 00:04:21,627 I'm like... I'm like Jabba the Hutt. 108 00:04:32,267 --> 00:04:33,267 Hey. 109 00:04:33,272 --> 00:04:34,312 Hey. 110 00:04:36,407 --> 00:04:38,202 You're Hailey Rutledge, right? 111 00:04:38,207 --> 00:04:39,402 Yeah. 112 00:04:39,407 --> 00:04:40,842 - Have we met? - No. 113 00:04:40,847 --> 00:04:43,242 But I saw you play with the orchestra, you were great. 114 00:04:43,247 --> 00:04:45,042 Thanks. 115 00:04:45,047 --> 00:04:47,312 Arlen Lee. 116 00:04:47,317 --> 00:04:48,912 I've been subbing over at the Chicago Philharmonic. 117 00:04:48,917 --> 00:04:51,017 Probably stupid for me to fly out here for this, but 118 00:04:51,022 --> 00:04:53,517 I figured it's a good experience, so... 119 00:04:53,522 --> 00:04:55,452 Why is it stupid? 120 00:04:55,457 --> 00:04:59,857 Well, because you fucking destroy. 121 00:04:59,862 --> 00:05:01,862 Are you trying to psych me out? 122 00:05:01,867 --> 00:05:04,162 (CHUCKLES) No, I'm more like 123 00:05:04,167 --> 00:05:06,137 psyching myself out. 124 00:05:07,907 --> 00:05:10,267 Is that a Loree Royal? 125 00:05:10,272 --> 00:05:14,142 Yeah. Meet Oboe Wan Kenobi. 126 00:05:15,747 --> 00:05:18,442 Yeah, it's early for that shit. 127 00:05:18,447 --> 00:05:20,687 Sorry. 128 00:05:21,687 --> 00:05:22,747 Oboe. 129 00:05:22,752 --> 00:05:24,352 (OBOE PLAYING) 130 00:05:41,772 --> 00:05:43,302 That wasn't her. 131 00:05:43,307 --> 00:05:44,977 I don't think so. 132 00:05:47,277 --> 00:05:49,142 Number 17? 133 00:05:49,147 --> 00:05:51,812 That's me. 134 00:05:51,817 --> 00:05:54,787 - Break a leg. - Thanks, you too. 135 00:06:08,097 --> 00:06:09,262 (CHATTERING) 136 00:06:09,267 --> 00:06:11,032 Hey, hey. 137 00:06:11,037 --> 00:06:12,137 Hey! 138 00:07:30,682 --> 00:07:31,822 (CLEARS THROAT) 139 00:07:33,352 --> 00:07:35,182 Hi. 140 00:07:35,187 --> 00:07:36,247 You came. 141 00:07:36,252 --> 00:07:39,352 Well, it's been a long time since I had 142 00:07:39,357 --> 00:07:42,052 a late night text from Constanze. 143 00:07:42,057 --> 00:07:44,992 Um, could I have a sparkling water with lemon? 144 00:07:44,997 --> 00:07:46,557 Still not drinking? 145 00:07:46,562 --> 00:07:47,557 No. 146 00:07:47,562 --> 00:07:49,192 You? You off the pills? 147 00:07:49,197 --> 00:07:50,962 They don't seem to work so well anymore. 148 00:07:50,967 --> 00:07:53,532 Nothing really works. 149 00:07:53,537 --> 00:07:55,332 So I'm going to get an operation. 150 00:07:55,337 --> 00:07:56,602 Good. 151 00:07:56,607 --> 00:07:57,937 That is great news. 152 00:07:57,942 --> 00:08:00,537 You know, they can do marvels nowadays. 153 00:08:00,542 --> 00:08:02,172 Let's hope. 154 00:08:02,177 --> 00:08:03,577 Yeah. 155 00:08:03,582 --> 00:08:05,677 So, um, you and Gloria. 156 00:08:05,682 --> 00:08:07,712 Is it serious? 157 00:08:07,717 --> 00:08:09,512 Well, let's hope it's not terminal. 158 00:08:09,517 --> 00:08:10,982 (LAUGHS) 159 00:08:10,987 --> 00:08:13,287 You have a unique way of bridging 160 00:08:13,292 --> 00:08:15,062 the player-management divide. 161 00:08:16,592 --> 00:08:17,862 Here you go, sir. 162 00:08:18,897 --> 00:08:20,862 I have a question. 163 00:08:20,867 --> 00:08:22,092 How good could I have been? 164 00:08:22,097 --> 00:08:24,862 If I'd gone a different route? 165 00:08:24,867 --> 00:08:26,397 If I'd tried to be a soloist, 166 00:08:26,402 --> 00:08:28,102 instead of an orchestra member. 167 00:08:28,107 --> 00:08:30,602 Well, tried wouldn't have come into it. 168 00:08:30,607 --> 00:08:32,702 You could have had a wonderful career. 169 00:08:32,707 --> 00:08:35,042 How good? 170 00:08:35,047 --> 00:08:37,742 How good could I have been? 171 00:08:37,747 --> 00:08:39,542 Well, not Yo-Yo Ma good. 172 00:08:39,547 --> 00:08:41,447 But... 173 00:08:41,452 --> 00:08:43,747 I'd say Andrew Walsh good. 174 00:08:43,752 --> 00:08:45,082 Yes. Definitely. 175 00:08:45,087 --> 00:08:47,017 You could have been the female Andrew Walsh 176 00:08:47,022 --> 00:08:49,887 If you'd kept your head down and just gone for it. 177 00:08:49,892 --> 00:08:51,392 Honestly, I don't know why you didn't. 178 00:08:51,397 --> 00:08:55,092 I mean, I could never understand. 179 00:08:55,097 --> 00:08:57,327 You know the moment I first heard you, 180 00:08:57,332 --> 00:08:59,262 what was it, 20 years ago in Birmingham, 181 00:08:59,267 --> 00:09:03,737 I THOUGHT: fuck me, this girl is good. 182 00:09:03,742 --> 00:09:07,472 With your looks, you could have had a recording contract 183 00:09:07,477 --> 00:09:09,542 any day of the week. 184 00:09:09,547 --> 00:09:12,377 I just, I liked being part of an orchestra. 185 00:09:12,382 --> 00:09:14,812 Yeah. 186 00:09:14,817 --> 00:09:16,117 I have regrets. 187 00:09:16,122 --> 00:09:18,292 But I don't regret it, not really. 188 00:09:20,192 --> 00:09:21,052 Mm-hmm. 189 00:09:21,057 --> 00:09:23,922 You and I? 190 00:09:23,927 --> 00:09:25,492 How good could we have been? 191 00:09:25,497 --> 00:09:26,657 (CHUCKLES) 192 00:09:26,662 --> 00:09:28,162 You and I? 193 00:09:28,167 --> 00:09:30,932 I mean, honestly, we were... (SIGHS) 194 00:09:30,937 --> 00:09:34,197 a wee bit of a disaster, weren't we? 195 00:09:34,202 --> 00:09:36,002 Our timing was remarkably shitty. 196 00:09:36,007 --> 00:09:37,602 - But... - Yeah. 197 00:09:37,607 --> 00:09:38,937 There was one area where we were... 198 00:09:38,942 --> 00:09:42,207 we were always in sync. 199 00:09:42,212 --> 00:09:42,942 Yes. 200 00:09:42,947 --> 00:09:43,942 Yeah. 201 00:09:43,947 --> 00:09:46,247 Do you think about us sometimes? 202 00:09:51,522 --> 00:09:53,592 When is your surgery? 203 00:09:54,622 --> 00:09:56,352 In two days. 204 00:09:59,932 --> 00:10:02,242 I hope it goes beautifully. 205 00:10:14,042 --> 00:10:15,572 Ah, you still awake? 206 00:10:15,577 --> 00:10:17,607 Yep. You're back. 207 00:10:17,612 --> 00:10:20,312 I was a little concerned that you disappeared. 208 00:10:20,317 --> 00:10:22,382 No, I just had a drink with Cynthia. 209 00:10:22,387 --> 00:10:25,652 You know she's having surgery in the next few days? 210 00:10:25,657 --> 00:10:27,817 So I think she just wanted bucking up. 211 00:10:27,822 --> 00:10:31,257 Oh, you were with Cynthia so I needn't have worried? 212 00:10:31,262 --> 00:10:34,092 Oh, no, that symphony is over. 213 00:10:34,097 --> 00:10:35,492 I'm onto a new one now. 214 00:10:35,497 --> 00:10:37,162 All right. 215 00:10:37,167 --> 00:10:39,462 Plus, you're fucking incredible in the sack. 216 00:10:39,467 --> 00:10:41,732 Absolutely stellar. 217 00:10:41,737 --> 00:10:43,737 Well, I'm delighted. I didn't know I was being rated. 218 00:10:43,742 --> 00:10:47,472 But thank you very much. I try. 219 00:10:47,477 --> 00:10:48,442 You're good, too. 220 00:10:48,447 --> 00:10:51,547 That means a lot, coming from you. 221 00:10:54,782 --> 00:11:00,317 I'm sorry I was such a bastard when I met your parents. 222 00:11:00,322 --> 00:11:03,322 It just reminded me of where I grew up. 223 00:11:03,327 --> 00:11:06,192 We used to take the piss out of each other constantly. 224 00:11:06,197 --> 00:11:08,292 We were monstrous to each other. 225 00:11:08,297 --> 00:11:11,332 I think that's the way we showed affection. 226 00:11:11,337 --> 00:11:15,177 Well, that, I understand. 227 00:11:17,472 --> 00:11:19,102 Look, Thomas. 228 00:11:19,107 --> 00:11:21,472 I've been married four times. 229 00:11:21,477 --> 00:11:23,942 I don't want to get married again, but 230 00:11:23,947 --> 00:11:26,277 I also... 231 00:11:26,282 --> 00:11:28,582 I... I don't want to get my heart broken. 232 00:11:28,587 --> 00:11:31,952 I can work within those parameters. 233 00:11:31,957 --> 00:11:34,187 And as for breaking your heart, 234 00:11:34,192 --> 00:11:37,122 if I let you down, 235 00:11:37,127 --> 00:11:39,397 I'm letting myself down. 236 00:11:45,067 --> 00:11:46,607 Thomas... 237 00:11:50,072 --> 00:11:53,072 I'd like to do something for you now. 238 00:11:53,077 --> 00:11:55,242 Do you want to go upstairs? 239 00:11:55,247 --> 00:11:56,942 Or stay right here. 240 00:11:56,947 --> 00:11:59,277 I could do it right here. 241 00:11:59,282 --> 00:12:02,182 Do you want me to just stand here? 242 00:12:02,187 --> 00:12:04,447 If you want. 243 00:12:04,452 --> 00:12:06,952 But... but close your eyes. 244 00:12:06,957 --> 00:12:08,297 Okay. 245 00:12:09,227 --> 00:12:11,757 Hmm. Hmm. 246 00:12:13,762 --> 00:12:17,227 After you who 247 00:12:17,232 --> 00:12:22,232 Could supply my sky of blue 248 00:12:22,237 --> 00:12:25,837 After you who 249 00:12:25,842 --> 00:12:29,642 Could I love 250 00:12:29,647 --> 00:12:32,742 After you... 251 00:12:32,747 --> 00:12:35,112 Why... (CHUCKLES) 252 00:12:35,117 --> 00:12:40,187 Should I take the time to try 253 00:12:40,192 --> 00:12:44,857 For who else could qualify 254 00:12:44,862 --> 00:12:48,862 After you who'll 255 00:12:48,867 --> 00:12:52,032 Hold my hand 256 00:12:52,037 --> 00:12:55,567 And swear you'll 257 00:12:55,572 --> 00:12:58,902 Never cease to care 258 00:12:58,907 --> 00:13:04,177 For without you there 259 00:13:04,182 --> 00:13:08,822 What would I do 260 00:13:10,017 --> 00:13:15,252 I could search years 261 00:13:15,257 --> 00:13:19,992 For someone to change my tears 262 00:13:19,997 --> 00:13:24,797 Into laughter 263 00:13:24,802 --> 00:13:28,902 After 264 00:13:28,907 --> 00:13:34,577 You 265 00:13:40,717 --> 00:13:43,917 Oh, bloody fucking hell. 266 00:13:43,922 --> 00:13:45,382 Let's go to bed. 267 00:13:45,387 --> 00:13:47,217 Hmm. 268 00:13:47,222 --> 00:13:49,352 Thanks so much for picking me up. 269 00:13:49,357 --> 00:13:50,487 Thank you for asking. 270 00:13:50,492 --> 00:13:53,657 Here's our Uber, I think. 271 00:13:53,662 --> 00:13:55,627 Cynthia? 272 00:13:55,632 --> 00:13:56,762 Bob? 273 00:13:56,767 --> 00:13:59,262 I'm here to pick up a Kevin? 274 00:13:59,267 --> 00:14:00,967 That would be me. 275 00:14:00,972 --> 00:14:02,432 You guys know each other? 276 00:14:02,437 --> 00:14:04,837 Yeah, Bob's a member of my orchestra. 277 00:14:04,842 --> 00:14:07,237 And, apparently still driving for Uber. 278 00:14:07,242 --> 00:14:09,272 I find it relaxes me. 279 00:14:09,277 --> 00:14:10,942 Uh, so, Cynthia... 280 00:14:10,947 --> 00:14:11,942 Did you? 281 00:14:11,947 --> 00:14:13,612 I did. 282 00:14:13,617 --> 00:14:14,612 All right. 283 00:14:14,617 --> 00:14:15,612 So, how'd it go? 284 00:14:15,617 --> 00:14:17,817 I'll know more in a couple of weeks. 285 00:14:17,822 --> 00:14:19,352 All right. 286 00:14:19,357 --> 00:14:20,552 It's going to be okay. 287 00:14:20,557 --> 00:14:23,357 - It has to be. - Yes, it does. 288 00:14:23,362 --> 00:14:25,822 Oh, step into my chariot. 289 00:14:25,827 --> 00:14:27,827 I'll take it from here, sir. Thank you. 290 00:14:27,832 --> 00:14:30,227 - Here you go. - Thank you, sir. 291 00:14:30,232 --> 00:14:33,797 I'm sorry, excuse me, but do I know you from somewhere? 292 00:14:33,802 --> 00:14:35,132 Um... 293 00:14:35,137 --> 00:14:37,667 Yeah, I used to play basketball. 294 00:14:37,672 --> 00:14:39,702 Oh, cool. 295 00:14:39,707 --> 00:14:40,807 Me, too. 296 00:14:44,782 --> 00:14:46,677 Hai Lai. 297 00:14:46,682 --> 00:14:48,412 Hey. 298 00:14:48,417 --> 00:14:49,782 - Hi. - Hey. 299 00:14:49,787 --> 00:14:52,082 I hope you don't mind me just showing up like this. 300 00:14:52,087 --> 00:14:53,517 I'm used to it. 301 00:14:53,522 --> 00:14:56,022 So we finished our last day of auditions today. 302 00:14:56,027 --> 00:14:57,257 Okay. 303 00:14:57,262 --> 00:14:58,492 Anyone good? 304 00:14:58,497 --> 00:15:00,657 Oh, yeah, yeah. Really good. 305 00:15:00,662 --> 00:15:03,397 But no-one was as good today as you were yesterday. 306 00:15:03,402 --> 00:15:06,097 Okay, and how about yesterday? 307 00:15:06,102 --> 00:15:07,997 - How did I do? - Really good. 308 00:15:08,002 --> 00:15:11,272 Yeah, you know. You know you did good. 309 00:15:11,277 --> 00:15:12,837 You know, you were really good. 310 00:15:12,842 --> 00:15:14,007 I was so proud of you. 311 00:15:14,012 --> 00:15:16,007 You played with blood. It was incredible. 312 00:15:16,012 --> 00:15:17,772 Thanks. 313 00:15:20,917 --> 00:15:23,012 But? 314 00:15:23,017 --> 00:15:27,887 Well, there's was this guy, you know, who plays really well. 315 00:15:27,892 --> 00:15:29,787 A little better. 316 00:15:29,792 --> 00:15:33,292 He, like, played with more blood? 317 00:15:33,297 --> 00:15:34,527 Just, like, blood everywhere? 318 00:15:34,532 --> 00:15:36,297 Bleeds all over the place? 319 00:15:36,302 --> 00:15:37,827 No, no, it's just the committee, you know? 320 00:15:37,832 --> 00:15:39,962 Yeah, since when do you listen to a fucking committee? 321 00:15:39,967 --> 00:15:41,067 Right, I know. 322 00:15:41,072 --> 00:15:42,302 You thought that he played better. 323 00:15:42,307 --> 00:15:44,402 No, no, no, no. I was outvoted. 324 00:15:44,407 --> 00:15:45,672 You should have seen it. 325 00:15:45,677 --> 00:15:47,107 I was... I always know it's you. 326 00:15:47,112 --> 00:15:48,642 You played from behind the screen, 327 00:15:48,647 --> 00:15:50,377 I could notice it was you like a bat in a dark cave. 328 00:15:50,382 --> 00:15:52,412 - And I always love it when you play. - Who was it? 329 00:15:52,417 --> 00:15:53,877 - Because it's always the best for me. - Who was it? 330 00:15:53,882 --> 00:15:54,877 Who was what? 331 00:15:54,882 --> 00:15:56,047 Who got it? 332 00:15:56,052 --> 00:15:58,982 The, oh, it's this guy from... 333 00:15:58,987 --> 00:16:00,687 I think he's subbing in in Chicago. 334 00:16:00,692 --> 00:16:03,587 Oh. Arlen. Yep. Arlen's his name. 335 00:16:03,592 --> 00:16:06,492 Yeah. What a name, right? 336 00:16:06,497 --> 00:16:09,037 For an oboist, I mean, that's a crazy name. 337 00:16:12,537 --> 00:16:19,502 Okay, well, um, I guess that's that then. 338 00:16:19,507 --> 00:16:21,872 Fuck it. Thank you for telling me in person. 339 00:16:21,877 --> 00:16:24,642 Hai Lai, you can always sub in. 340 00:16:24,647 --> 00:16:27,347 Why don't you try subbing in? 341 00:16:27,352 --> 00:16:28,422 Mother... 342 00:16:31,022 --> 00:16:32,462 Ai. 343 00:16:35,057 --> 00:16:36,422 Man... 344 00:16:36,427 --> 00:16:38,022 - Hey. - What? 345 00:16:38,027 --> 00:16:39,357 Hey, I'm sorry! 346 00:16:39,362 --> 00:16:41,927 - I'm sorry! - No, sorry, me. 347 00:16:41,932 --> 00:16:43,597 I'm sorry, Hai Lai. 348 00:16:43,602 --> 00:16:45,832 I'm very sorry. Wait, where are you? 349 00:16:45,837 --> 00:16:47,032 Here, I'm here. 350 00:16:47,037 --> 00:16:48,967 Ah, yeah, I'm the one that's sorry, Hai Lai. 351 00:16:48,972 --> 00:16:50,402 This is such bullshit. 352 00:16:50,407 --> 00:16:52,672 You know this whole process of the auditions and stuff for you? 353 00:16:52,677 --> 00:16:54,837 I mean, if there's anyone who deserves the job, it's you. 354 00:16:54,842 --> 00:16:57,242 - If you actually want it... - If I want it? 355 00:16:57,247 --> 00:16:58,612 I have fucking college loans to pay off. 356 00:16:58,617 --> 00:17:00,042 I need health insurance. 357 00:17:00,047 --> 00:17:02,712 My reputation is completely, completely fucked 358 00:17:02,717 --> 00:17:03,647 since Walsh fired me. 359 00:17:03,652 --> 00:17:04,717 No, no, you quit. 360 00:17:04,722 --> 00:17:06,917 - No, I didn't quit! - You quit. 361 00:17:06,922 --> 00:17:08,652 No, I can't quit, because I'm not some magical 362 00:17:08,657 --> 00:17:10,822 musical superstar shaman! 363 00:17:10,827 --> 00:17:13,557 I'm like a fucking... I'm an oboist, okay? 364 00:17:13,562 --> 00:17:16,062 I'm a fucking oboist. 365 00:17:16,067 --> 00:17:20,497 So how did it go? Your whole conducting debut? 366 00:17:20,502 --> 00:17:23,232 It went well. 367 00:17:23,237 --> 00:17:24,737 - Yeah? - Yeah. 368 00:17:26,242 --> 00:17:28,672 I'm sorry I didn't invite you. 369 00:17:28,677 --> 00:17:29,972 That's okay, I'm not offended. 370 00:17:29,977 --> 00:17:32,242 Yes, you are. 371 00:17:32,247 --> 00:17:33,747 A little bit, yeah, maybe. 372 00:17:33,752 --> 00:17:35,012 Yes. 373 00:17:35,017 --> 00:17:36,417 Ah, let's solve this. Come on, let's go... 374 00:17:36,422 --> 00:17:38,817 Do you want to go for a walk? 375 00:17:38,822 --> 00:17:41,422 Um... 376 00:17:41,427 --> 00:17:43,122 - Yeah. - Yeah. 377 00:17:43,127 --> 00:17:44,157 Come. 378 00:17:44,162 --> 00:17:46,322 You should lock up your bike. 379 00:17:46,327 --> 00:17:48,427 I understand, I mean, you wanted to... 380 00:17:48,432 --> 00:17:50,092 You wanted to make it your own thing. 381 00:17:50,097 --> 00:17:51,662 You know, you wanted it to be your thing. 382 00:17:51,667 --> 00:17:53,262 Hey, Thomas didn't invite you either. 383 00:17:53,267 --> 00:17:54,667 Yeah, why is that? 384 00:17:54,672 --> 00:17:56,232 Because you're a strong toke. 385 00:17:56,237 --> 00:17:57,437 - A toke? - Yeah. 386 00:17:57,442 --> 00:17:58,437 - Toke? - Yeah, like a toke. 387 00:17:58,442 --> 00:18:00,037 I'm, I'm not a... 388 00:18:00,042 --> 00:18:01,442 I'm the mellow of toke. 389 00:18:01,447 --> 00:18:02,872 No, you're like the strongest toke. 390 00:18:02,877 --> 00:18:04,277 I'm such an easy-going toke. 391 00:18:04,282 --> 00:18:06,447 I hate to break it to you. You're the strongest toke. 392 00:18:06,452 --> 00:18:07,512 Play with the blood. 393 00:18:07,517 --> 00:18:08,512 Play with the blood. 394 00:18:08,517 --> 00:18:10,212 (LAUGHS) 395 00:18:10,217 --> 00:18:11,652 - I don't say it like that. - Where did you get that from? 396 00:18:11,657 --> 00:18:13,052 - The blood? - Yeah. 397 00:18:13,057 --> 00:18:14,017 What does that mean? 398 00:18:14,022 --> 00:18:15,722 It's, it's very specific. You know... 399 00:18:15,727 --> 00:18:17,187 Is that a Maestro Rivera thing? 400 00:18:17,192 --> 00:18:19,057 No, it's my thing. It's my thing. 401 00:18:19,062 --> 00:18:21,727 I used to practice so much in the violin, you know, 402 00:18:21,732 --> 00:18:23,227 so much, so much that I got blisters on my fingers, 403 00:18:23,232 --> 00:18:24,462 and then, you know? 404 00:18:24,467 --> 00:18:25,962 - Oh. - The blood will come out. 405 00:18:25,967 --> 00:18:28,367 And play with the blood. But now it's a metaphor, okay? 406 00:18:28,372 --> 00:18:29,298 Whenever I tell you to play with the blood... 407 00:18:29,300 --> 00:18:29,903 Thank you for clarifying. 408 00:18:29,907 --> 00:18:33,072 - Never try to open... - Aw fuck! 409 00:18:33,077 --> 00:18:34,172 What, what? 410 00:18:34,177 --> 00:18:37,107 I fucking blew it, I fucking blew the audition. 411 00:18:37,112 --> 00:18:38,777 No, you were great, Hailey. 412 00:18:38,782 --> 00:18:40,012 Yeah, but he was fucking better than me. 413 00:18:40,017 --> 00:18:41,747 I fucking suck. 414 00:18:41,752 --> 00:18:44,217 - You fucking suck? - You're the best or you fucking suck. 415 00:18:44,222 --> 00:18:45,482 Whoa, Hailey, no, wait, no. 416 00:18:45,487 --> 00:18:46,917 Don't say those things, okay? 417 00:18:46,922 --> 00:18:48,952 I mean, look, I'm not even good sometimes, you know? 418 00:18:48,957 --> 00:18:51,357 When I'm performing a German, you know, 419 00:18:51,362 --> 00:18:53,892 like Beethoven or Haydn, 420 00:18:53,897 --> 00:18:56,497 you know, I just feel the presence of Von Karajan 421 00:18:56,502 --> 00:18:59,497 going like... (MOANS) you know? 422 00:18:59,502 --> 00:19:01,767 Or when I'm doing Copland or Messiaen? 423 00:19:01,772 --> 00:19:04,537 You know, I always feel the presence of Lenny. 424 00:19:04,542 --> 00:19:07,172 Like, just, smelling really bad. 425 00:19:07,177 --> 00:19:10,307 And he used to smile a lot, but he doesn't smile. 426 00:19:10,312 --> 00:19:11,512 You know? When I'm doing that. 427 00:19:11,517 --> 00:19:14,047 Or Bach. Why don't I program Bach? 428 00:19:14,052 --> 00:19:15,547 Tell me. 429 00:19:15,552 --> 00:19:16,547 Go ahead. Why? 430 00:19:16,552 --> 00:19:17,647 I don't know. 431 00:19:17,652 --> 00:19:18,982 Because he hates that I play him. 432 00:19:18,987 --> 00:19:20,717 - (LAUGHS) - He told me that, yeah. 433 00:19:20,722 --> 00:19:23,722 He told me that I misinterpret everything that he wrote. 434 00:19:23,727 --> 00:19:25,387 - He told you that. - He told me that! 435 00:19:25,392 --> 00:19:28,727 He has no feelings but apparently he says that to everyone, but... 436 00:19:28,732 --> 00:19:31,362 When did these great composers start appearing to you? 437 00:19:31,367 --> 00:19:33,797 When I was little... 438 00:19:33,802 --> 00:19:35,532 I've never said this before but, uh, 439 00:19:35,537 --> 00:19:38,067 Beethoven first came up as an elephant. 440 00:19:38,072 --> 00:19:39,072 A little elephant. 441 00:19:39,077 --> 00:19:43,272 Hai Lai, I want to offer you a job. 442 00:19:43,277 --> 00:19:44,642 You need an assistant? 443 00:19:44,647 --> 00:19:47,447 No. No, no, I don't need an assistant. 444 00:19:47,452 --> 00:19:49,147 It's not an assistant I need, no. 445 00:19:49,152 --> 00:19:50,982 - No, no, no. - You need an assistant. 446 00:19:50,987 --> 00:19:52,552 I think you actually need an assistant 447 00:19:52,557 --> 00:19:54,417 more than anybody in the world needs an assistant. 448 00:19:54,422 --> 00:19:55,822 I'm so super organized right now. 449 00:19:55,827 --> 00:19:56,987 - Really? - You have no idea, yes. 450 00:19:56,992 --> 00:19:58,622 I don't need an assistant anymore. 451 00:19:58,627 --> 00:20:01,862 - Ask me the date. - What's the date? 452 00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:03,597 - Wednesday. - That's not a date. 453 00:20:03,602 --> 00:20:06,867 It's what, uh... it's what you need to... 454 00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:08,167 Anyway, Hailey, no, listen, listen. 455 00:20:08,172 --> 00:20:10,802 You have to help me with the Youth Orchestra. 456 00:20:10,807 --> 00:20:13,572 You know, to organize the kid's lessons, you know, 457 00:20:13,577 --> 00:20:15,607 to get the kids. You have the kids touch. 458 00:20:15,612 --> 00:20:17,242 And it's very important for me to get someone... 459 00:20:17,244 --> 00:20:17,808 Rodrigo, no. 460 00:20:17,812 --> 00:20:19,677 - I can trust. - I'm honored, thank you. 461 00:20:19,682 --> 00:20:20,847 But no. 462 00:20:20,852 --> 00:20:22,782 No. What? Why no? 463 00:20:22,787 --> 00:20:24,517 Because I need to get out of your orbit. 464 00:20:24,522 --> 00:20:26,252 - Professionally. - Orbit. 465 00:20:26,257 --> 00:20:30,622 Don't, okay, this is not like a gravitational astronomical thing. 466 00:20:30,627 --> 00:20:32,297 All right? I'm talking about the kids. 467 00:20:33,832 --> 00:20:36,292 Hai Lai, you need a job. You need a job. Come on. 468 00:20:36,297 --> 00:20:37,797 I'm offering you... 469 00:20:38,667 --> 00:20:40,137 No, thank you. 470 00:20:41,237 --> 00:20:42,237 Hai Lai... 471 00:20:44,842 --> 00:20:47,372 Okay, we're being very good at this, you know? 472 00:20:47,377 --> 00:20:49,742 I don't need to be romantically holding it, holding it. 473 00:20:49,747 --> 00:20:52,277 I never hold it, so... 474 00:20:53,717 --> 00:20:54,647 - I think it's a good idea. - Yeah. 475 00:20:54,652 --> 00:20:57,047 Just stop, stop thinking. 476 00:20:57,052 --> 00:20:58,182 Okay, yeah. 477 00:20:58,187 --> 00:21:00,352 Part of you thinks it's a good idea? 478 00:21:00,357 --> 00:21:01,352 (GIGGLES) 479 00:21:01,357 --> 00:21:02,622 What did you say? 480 00:21:02,627 --> 00:21:04,122 Let's just get it over with. 481 00:21:04,127 --> 00:21:05,487 Where, here? 482 00:21:05,492 --> 00:21:08,962 Honey, I would say your place, but 483 00:21:08,967 --> 00:21:10,027 you don't have a place. 484 00:21:10,032 --> 00:21:13,062 Because you're so disorganized. 485 00:21:21,512 --> 00:21:23,777 (DOORBELL RINGS) 486 00:21:23,782 --> 00:21:25,507 Hi, is she up yet? 487 00:21:25,512 --> 00:21:26,812 She's not answering her phone. 488 00:21:26,817 --> 00:21:28,747 I haven't seen her this morning. 489 00:21:28,752 --> 00:21:31,017 We have a 9 AM appointment to get a pedicure. 490 00:21:31,022 --> 00:21:33,717 I'll do it for you for half of whatever they're charging. 491 00:21:33,722 --> 00:21:35,922 Oh, Hai Lai. 492 00:21:35,927 --> 00:21:37,987 - Hi. - Holy shit. 493 00:21:37,992 --> 00:21:41,557 Lizzie. And Shawn, no, the viola player, right? 494 00:21:41,562 --> 00:21:43,862 Yeah, hello, Maestro. 495 00:21:43,867 --> 00:21:45,962 I'm in the mood for a bathroom. 496 00:21:45,967 --> 00:21:48,267 Did you and Hailey sleep together last night? 497 00:21:48,272 --> 00:21:49,667 Oh, yeah. Yeah, we did. 498 00:21:49,672 --> 00:21:51,202 We did, Lizzie, yeah. 499 00:21:51,207 --> 00:21:53,907 But you know, we spent more time awake. 500 00:21:53,912 --> 00:21:55,972 We did more things when we were awake. It's more fun. 501 00:21:55,977 --> 00:21:58,442 Oh, I just want to, um, tell you 502 00:21:58,447 --> 00:22:00,512 what a huge fan I am. 503 00:22:00,517 --> 00:22:02,282 Thanks, Shawn. 504 00:22:02,287 --> 00:22:03,717 Yeah. 505 00:22:05,052 --> 00:22:06,452 Ah! 506 00:22:06,457 --> 00:22:07,717 Hi. 507 00:22:07,722 --> 00:22:09,387 Oh my God. 508 00:22:09,392 --> 00:22:12,022 Okay, that's great, okay? 509 00:22:12,027 --> 00:22:13,422 Did you get it out of your system? 510 00:22:13,427 --> 00:22:14,927 - Is it out of your system? - (LAUGHING) 511 00:22:14,932 --> 00:22:16,292 What, are you guys like dating now? 512 00:22:16,297 --> 00:22:18,762 I mean, what the fuck is going on here? 513 00:22:18,767 --> 00:22:20,832 Okay, I just woke up. 514 00:22:20,837 --> 00:22:23,567 I don't know, we're just playing it by ear. 515 00:22:23,572 --> 00:22:24,802 Well, was it good? 516 00:22:24,807 --> 00:22:25,937 Like, 1 to 10, was it good? 517 00:22:25,942 --> 00:22:30,707 It's like a... like a 9.86. 518 00:22:30,712 --> 00:22:32,242 Fuck. 519 00:22:32,247 --> 00:22:33,477 That's good. 520 00:22:33,482 --> 00:22:35,712 We'll call that a 10. 521 00:22:35,717 --> 00:22:38,447 You have really good ears. 522 00:22:38,452 --> 00:22:40,317 Lizzie, it's me. 523 00:22:40,322 --> 00:22:42,252 I've been told that since I've been a little kid. 524 00:22:42,257 --> 00:22:44,122 You know, that's why I do what I do, you know? 525 00:22:44,127 --> 00:22:46,757 And talking about that, I have to go to the auditions right now. 526 00:22:46,762 --> 00:22:47,992 - Okay? - I know. 527 00:22:47,997 --> 00:22:49,462 So, that's it, I'm gone. 528 00:22:49,467 --> 00:22:50,737 Ciao. 529 00:22:52,167 --> 00:22:53,367 Holy shit. 530 00:22:56,437 --> 00:22:58,302 (GIGGLES) 531 00:22:58,307 --> 00:22:59,472 Ciao. 532 00:22:59,477 --> 00:23:00,972 - Ciao, Lizzie. - Ciao. 533 00:23:00,977 --> 00:23:02,817 - Ciao, ciao. - Bye. 534 00:23:29,572 --> 00:23:31,402 (CHATTERING, GIGGLING) 535 00:24:02,072 --> 00:24:03,482 (HEAVY BREATHING) 536 00:24:12,817 --> 00:24:14,487 (LAUGHS) 537 00:24:15,817 --> 00:24:17,287 (MOANING) 538 00:25:02,767 --> 00:25:04,267 (GIGGLES) 539 00:25:11,877 --> 00:25:13,007 Hey, Warren Boyd. 540 00:26:03,427 --> 00:26:04,557 Welcome. 541 00:26:04,562 --> 00:26:06,692 Welcome to our Youth Orchestra, welcome! 542 00:26:06,697 --> 00:26:08,067 It's an honor to have you. 543 00:26:11,167 --> 00:26:15,432 So, uh, basically there's a place for everybody. 544 00:26:15,437 --> 00:26:16,967 Yes. 545 00:26:16,972 --> 00:26:18,432 Next. 546 00:26:31,387 --> 00:26:33,217 - I started playing harpsichord at seven. - Ah! 547 00:26:33,222 --> 00:26:34,787 Oh my God, I'm so sorry. 548 00:26:34,792 --> 00:26:36,957 I didn't realize that anyone was there. 549 00:26:36,962 --> 00:26:38,687 The story of my life. 550 00:26:38,692 --> 00:26:43,262 You know, at first I was the star, not my brother. 551 00:26:43,267 --> 00:26:44,962 Oh, okay. 552 00:26:44,967 --> 00:26:47,067 He used to stare at me when I played. 553 00:26:47,072 --> 00:26:50,102 He idolized me. His big sister. 554 00:26:50,107 --> 00:26:51,667 I was the prodigy. 555 00:26:51,672 --> 00:26:55,972 And then my father turned his attentions to Wolfgang. 556 00:26:55,977 --> 00:26:58,342 Ah, Wolfgang. 557 00:26:58,347 --> 00:27:01,047 And when I reached a marriageable age, 558 00:27:01,052 --> 00:27:02,247 that was it. 559 00:27:02,252 --> 00:27:04,717 My brilliant career was... poof. 560 00:27:04,722 --> 00:27:07,717 You have a really nice costume. I hope you have a nice day. 561 00:27:07,722 --> 00:27:10,122 Don't be insipid, Hailey. 562 00:27:13,562 --> 00:27:14,662 Have we met before? 563 00:27:16,567 --> 00:27:18,997 I'm Maria Anna. 564 00:27:19,002 --> 00:27:21,332 But my friends call me Nannerl. 565 00:27:21,337 --> 00:27:25,367 Nannerl, like... like Mozart's sister? 566 00:27:25,372 --> 00:27:28,072 How many Nannerls are there out there? 567 00:27:28,077 --> 00:27:30,707 Listen, Fraulein Rutledge, 568 00:27:30,712 --> 00:27:33,412 it's time to get your schiesse together. 569 00:27:33,417 --> 00:27:35,612 Don't make the same mistake I did. 570 00:27:35,617 --> 00:27:37,682 What was that? 571 00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:40,257 I gave up. 572 00:27:51,867 --> 00:27:53,337 Heh. 573 00:27:53,339 --> 00:27:57,339 Sync and corrections by btsix www.addic7ed.com 574 00:27:57,389 --> 00:28:01,939 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 38968

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