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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,739 --> 00:00:08,679 [harp] 2 00:00:13,727 --> 00:00:21,727 Synced & corrected by -robtor- www.addic7ed.com 3 00:00:22,723 --> 00:00:24,261 Man: We got a special treat for you tonight. 4 00:00:24,262 --> 00:00:25,888 Our original bassist and founding Stain, 5 00:00:25,893 --> 00:00:27,303 Cynthia Taylor's here tonight. 6 00:00:27,304 --> 00:00:29,495 [cheering, applause] 7 00:00:29,497 --> 00:00:31,564 1, 2, 3, 4... 8 00:00:31,565 --> 00:00:34,495 [rock] 9 00:00:38,906 --> 00:00:42,636  I looked at you and I saw trouble  10 00:00:42,643 --> 00:00:46,179  And I came running on the double  11 00:00:46,180 --> 00:00:49,449  I made myself somebody's breakfast  12 00:00:49,450 --> 00:00:53,850  So comfortable upon that plate  13 00:00:53,854 --> 00:00:57,524  Ah-ah, ah-ah  14 00:00:57,525 --> 00:01:00,385  I do not know where this began  15 00:01:00,394 --> 00:01:04,797  But I'm out of this flight to hell  16 00:01:04,798 --> 00:01:08,668  Ah-ah, ah-ah  17 00:01:08,669 --> 00:01:10,369  Ah-ah  18 00:01:11,872 --> 00:01:14,741 [rock] 19 00:01:14,742 --> 00:01:16,476 [indistinct chatter] 20 00:01:16,477 --> 00:01:18,145 Hey. 21 00:01:18,146 --> 00:01:19,276 Just like old times, right? 22 00:01:19,280 --> 00:01:21,248 Huh. Yeah, minus the rage. 23 00:01:21,249 --> 00:01:23,479 That's true, we were both fuckin' maniacs. 24 00:01:23,484 --> 00:01:25,894 - [laughs] - What's wrong with your hand? 25 00:01:25,895 --> 00:01:28,155 Tweaked it. 26 00:01:28,156 --> 00:01:29,316 Can I get you a drink? 27 00:01:29,323 --> 00:01:30,723 No, I'm good. I'd love to, 28 00:01:30,724 --> 00:01:33,826 but I've gotta wake up with the kids. 29 00:01:33,827 --> 00:01:35,297 [chuckles] 30 00:01:40,634 --> 00:01:43,170 It's good seeing you, Cyn. 31 00:01:43,171 --> 00:01:44,311 Yeah. 32 00:01:45,706 --> 00:01:47,806 All right! Nailed it. 33 00:01:47,808 --> 00:01:50,277 Ah-ah! Ah-ah! 34 00:01:50,278 --> 00:01:51,778 - Did you? - Yeah, of course. 35 00:01:51,779 --> 00:01:53,879 Bartender: Last call. Last call for drinks. 36 00:01:53,881 --> 00:01:55,721 - You were amazing. - It was only five chords. 37 00:01:55,722 --> 00:01:58,246 It's not exactly Mozart. Let's go someplace else. 38 00:01:58,252 --> 00:01:59,419 Where to? 39 00:01:59,420 --> 00:02:01,020 I have an idea. Come on. 40 00:02:01,021 --> 00:02:02,421 - Come on. - We're taking the Uber. 41 00:02:02,423 --> 00:02:03,756 - Oh. - All right. 42 00:02:03,757 --> 00:02:05,987 [door opens] 43 00:02:05,993 --> 00:02:07,294 [whispering] 44 00:02:07,295 --> 00:02:09,195 Shh. Okay? Shh, shh, shh. 45 00:02:09,197 --> 00:02:10,857 They didn't change the locks. 46 00:02:10,864 --> 00:02:13,633 - Shh. - Cynthia: Dee Dee, you got anything? 47 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:15,935 - Dee Dee: Absolutely. - Go on in. 48 00:02:15,936 --> 00:02:16,896 [whispering] Tanya. 49 00:02:21,242 --> 00:02:22,582 - There it is. - Wow. 50 00:02:22,583 --> 00:02:24,346 - Home. - Tanya: Wow. 51 00:02:26,079 --> 00:02:30,979 - Cynthia: I've even got the whiskey. - [laughing] 52 00:02:30,984 --> 00:02:32,619 - Dee Dee. - Yeah. 53 00:02:32,620 --> 00:02:34,590 What was the name of that guy, that trumpet player 54 00:02:34,591 --> 00:02:36,018 - that subbed? - Which one? 55 00:02:36,023 --> 00:02:38,225 The one... Big blond guy... 56 00:02:38,226 --> 00:02:40,256 Terrible flatulence. 57 00:02:40,261 --> 00:02:41,961 - Himmelfart. - [laughing] 58 00:02:41,962 --> 00:02:46,232 He... Only man in the world who could blow a trumpet out of his ass. 59 00:02:46,234 --> 00:02:48,134 - [laughing] - See that? 60 00:02:48,135 --> 00:02:50,135 - What's his real name? - Himmelfarb. 61 00:02:50,137 --> 00:02:51,033 What? 62 00:02:51,058 --> 00:02:53,306 Thomas J. Himmelfarb, London Philharmonic. 63 00:02:53,307 --> 00:02:56,738 Wh... How did you remember that? 64 00:02:57,705 --> 00:02:58,839 I slept with him. 65 00:02:58,840 --> 00:03:01,000 - Oh, gross. - God, really? 66 00:03:01,008 --> 00:03:03,577 - Real cute. - Oh, yeah. Cute. 67 00:03:03,578 --> 00:03:05,512 [laughing] 68 00:03:05,513 --> 00:03:07,653 One of my girls called me a loser yesterday. 69 00:03:07,654 --> 00:03:10,609 Oh, man. I'm sure she didn't mean it. 70 00:03:10,618 --> 00:03:12,456 Oh, no. She definitely did. 71 00:03:12,457 --> 00:03:14,654 - Dee Dee, how you doin' anyway? - Everything's good. 72 00:03:14,656 --> 00:03:16,696 And my wife just, uh, kicked me out. 73 00:03:16,697 --> 00:03:18,559 - What? - Oh, Dee Dee. 74 00:03:18,560 --> 00:03:21,290 It's okay. There's a... There's a gas station nearby 75 00:03:21,295 --> 00:03:23,808 that has a very, very nice bathroom. 76 00:03:23,809 --> 00:03:25,783 I'm reliving my 40s. 77 00:03:25,808 --> 00:03:27,235 All these different people getting into my car. 78 00:03:27,236 --> 00:03:31,004 It just... It's a reminder of how connected we all are. 79 00:03:31,005 --> 00:03:34,074 You know, it's really nice. It's actually pretty cool. 80 00:03:34,075 --> 00:03:37,054 - That's cool. - Yeah. And, um... 81 00:03:37,912 --> 00:03:39,984 - I met a nice woman. - Yeah? 82 00:03:40,009 --> 00:03:42,811 - Yeah, she only had a 4.6. - I'd never say it, but 83 00:03:42,817 --> 00:03:44,599 I think it's because she drank a lot of water... 84 00:03:44,624 --> 00:03:45,957 Virgil goes to work... 85 00:03:45,958 --> 00:03:48,689 And I'm just there with the baby. 86 00:03:48,690 --> 00:03:49,920 I want to scream. 87 00:03:49,924 --> 00:03:51,624 [phone rings] 88 00:03:51,626 --> 00:03:54,495 Oh! Shh, shh. Be quiet. 89 00:03:54,496 --> 00:03:56,830 - Hi, honey. - [laughing] 90 00:03:56,831 --> 00:04:00,101 No, no, the concert's over and I'm at a bar. 91 00:04:01,769 --> 00:04:04,099 - Well, it's a silent bar. - [snickering] 92 00:04:04,105 --> 00:04:06,505 - Yeah, it's a trend now. - Fuck! 93 00:04:06,508 --> 00:04:07,774 - Oh. - Shh! 94 00:04:07,775 --> 00:04:10,015 They allow dogs in here it turns out. 95 00:04:10,016 --> 00:04:12,511 [grunting] 96 00:04:12,514 --> 00:04:14,948 - Gah! Get out! - Oh, shit. 97 00:04:14,949 --> 00:04:16,009 - Damnit! - Warren, you okay? 98 00:04:16,017 --> 00:04:18,218 - [clattering] - Warren. 99 00:04:18,219 --> 00:04:21,119 Uh, losing service. I'm gonna... I'm gonna have to call you back. 100 00:04:21,122 --> 00:04:22,188 - Bye. - Uh-oh. 101 00:04:22,189 --> 00:04:24,758 - Interlopers! - Warren. Oh, my God. 102 00:04:24,759 --> 00:04:25,989 - No, no, no, no! - Warren, stop this. 103 00:04:25,993 --> 00:04:27,561 - Oh, my... - They don't belong here! 104 00:04:27,562 --> 00:04:29,230 Cynthia: The bubble machine is not the problem. 105 00:04:29,231 --> 00:04:31,330 - Turn that off. - Man's Voice: Gazillon bubble show. 106 00:04:31,332 --> 00:04:33,302 - Dee Dee, what are you doing? - Man's Voice: Featuring Melody Yang. 107 00:04:33,303 --> 00:04:35,800 - All right, I'll get it. - Get up, Bob. 108 00:04:35,803 --> 00:04:38,403 Dee Dee: Turn the lights on, maybe that'll help. 109 00:04:38,405 --> 00:04:39,805 I know where the lights are. 110 00:04:42,143 --> 00:04:43,873 That was the fire alarm! 111 00:04:43,878 --> 00:04:47,981 - Come on. - Ah, and now goes the sprinklers. 112 00:04:47,982 --> 00:04:49,552 Cynthia: Can you turn it off? 113 00:04:49,553 --> 00:04:50,981 Warren, baby, we gotta go. 114 00:04:50,985 --> 00:04:52,685 - Warren, come on. - It's time to go home. 115 00:04:52,687 --> 00:04:54,339 - Tanya, this way, come on guys. - Dee Dee. 116 00:04:54,364 --> 00:04:56,689 - Come on. - Let's go, go, we gotta go. 117 00:04:56,691 --> 00:04:58,961 - We gotta get out. - [alarm blaring] 118 00:04:58,962 --> 00:05:01,960 Man: [singing in Italian] 119 00:05:08,703 --> 00:05:10,433 I don't want to move my head, 120 00:05:10,437 --> 00:05:12,078 because I was just... 121 00:05:12,940 --> 00:05:15,240 I was just dreaming what we did last night. 122 00:05:17,612 --> 00:05:19,112 I've been dreaming about it all the time, 123 00:05:19,113 --> 00:05:21,582 and I go over and over it again. 124 00:05:22,584 --> 00:05:24,651 [sighs] 125 00:05:24,652 --> 00:05:25,822 It was... 126 00:05:28,322 --> 00:05:30,406 You are okay? 127 00:05:32,126 --> 00:05:33,484 Alessandra? 128 00:05:34,195 --> 00:05:36,763 [rattling] 129 00:05:36,764 --> 00:05:38,234 Alessandra? 130 00:05:44,471 --> 00:05:45,641 Oh. 131 00:05:54,682 --> 00:05:57,822  132 00:06:05,960 --> 00:06:07,416 [whispering] Alessandra? 133 00:06:14,168 --> 00:06:15,838 - Buon giorno. - Buon giorno. 134 00:06:15,839 --> 00:06:17,738 Hey, Alessandra... Hai Lai... 135 00:06:17,739 --> 00:06:19,169 - Yeah? - Have you seen Alessandra? 136 00:06:19,173 --> 00:06:21,673 Uh, no, I thought that she was coming with you. 137 00:06:21,676 --> 00:06:24,310 No, no, she's not coming with me. 138 00:06:24,311 --> 00:06:25,679 I don't know. 139 00:06:25,680 --> 00:06:28,192 Hey, buon giorno, Vlad. Alessandra? 140 00:06:28,850 --> 00:06:32,280 - Andata. - Andata? Andata? 141 00:06:32,286 --> 00:06:34,755 - Putamadre, andata? - Hailey: What's andata? 142 00:06:34,756 --> 00:06:37,758 - Ai. - What's andata? 143 00:06:37,759 --> 00:06:38,789 Ai. 144 00:06:38,793 --> 00:06:41,093 Okay, fine, I can Google it. 145 00:06:41,095 --> 00:06:44,395 - Woman: She's gone. - She's gone? 146 00:06:44,398 --> 00:06:45,465 Oh, fuck. 147 00:06:45,466 --> 00:06:46,856 Putamadre. 148 00:06:47,334 --> 00:06:48,434 - Maestro. - Si. 149 00:06:48,435 --> 00:06:49,905 We are ready to begin. 150 00:06:49,906 --> 00:06:51,672 Si, si, si, si. 151 00:06:51,673 --> 00:06:52,903 Si. 152 00:06:54,709 --> 00:06:57,339 You! What have you done? 153 00:06:58,913 --> 00:07:00,683 - Where is she? - She left in the boat. 154 00:07:00,684 --> 00:07:02,849 What did you do? Huh? 155 00:07:02,850 --> 00:07:05,750 You made love to her. After I told you no fornicata, 156 00:07:05,753 --> 00:07:08,692 please, no fornicata, and you did fornicate, didn't you? 157 00:07:08,693 --> 00:07:10,090 Who uses that word anymore? 158 00:07:10,091 --> 00:07:12,091 Nobody. Right? Nobody. 159 00:07:12,093 --> 00:07:14,260 And si. Si, andiamo fornicato, 160 00:07:14,261 --> 00:07:17,291 but it was beautiful. It was mature, it was eccentric, 161 00:07:17,298 --> 00:07:18,999 it was athletic, it was artistic! 162 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:20,430 You should have seen it, it was incredible. 163 00:07:20,434 --> 00:07:21,834 What's the problem with that? 164 00:07:21,836 --> 00:07:23,706 I should have told her the moment she said your name. 165 00:07:23,707 --> 00:07:26,472 No! Not that one! Anyone else! 166 00:07:26,473 --> 00:07:28,712 He's a devil with beautiful eyes! 167 00:07:28,713 --> 00:07:29,940 Why are you so dramatic? 168 00:07:29,944 --> 00:07:32,378 Why? Why, why, why, Hai Lai? 169 00:07:32,379 --> 00:07:36,449 Why am I surrounded by these dramatic people all the time, why? 170 00:07:36,450 --> 00:07:37,880 Okay. All right. Come on. Get up. 171 00:07:37,885 --> 00:07:39,623 - [sobbing] - Get up. Come on. 172 00:07:39,624 --> 00:07:42,050 Maestro, Maestro, I am very sorry but we must rehearse. 173 00:07:42,056 --> 00:07:43,826 - Why? - Just breathe. Just breathe. 174 00:07:43,827 --> 00:07:48,606 - Ai... Ai! - Did you really sleep with her? 175 00:07:49,218 --> 00:07:51,548 - Of course I did! We just slept once! - Okay. Okay, no... 176 00:07:51,553 --> 00:07:53,176 - What's wrong with that? - Nothing. Nothing's wrong with that. 177 00:07:53,177 --> 00:07:54,041 There's nothing wrong with that, right? 178 00:07:54,042 --> 00:07:56,256 I mean, what's wrong is the... this thing of, like, 179 00:07:56,290 --> 00:07:58,073 you... you can't do this, you can't do this shit. 180 00:07:58,078 --> 00:07:59,217 What are you, her father? 181 00:07:59,218 --> 00:08:00,438 No. 182 00:08:00,605 --> 00:08:01,635 I'm her husband. 183 00:08:01,639 --> 00:08:02,679 - What? - Yeah! 184 00:08:02,680 --> 00:08:04,574 For two weeks 15 years ago. 185 00:08:04,576 --> 00:08:06,743 The marriage was annulled, eh... 186 00:08:06,744 --> 00:08:09,184 She changed her mind. She's like that. 187 00:08:09,185 --> 00:08:10,788 But that is not the problem. 188 00:08:11,416 --> 00:08:14,496 The problem is when she makes love. 189 00:08:15,753 --> 00:08:17,183 She loses her voice. Capito? 190 00:08:17,189 --> 00:08:18,622 How? 191 00:08:18,623 --> 00:08:20,723 - Ha... - You have to get her to come back. 192 00:08:20,725 --> 00:08:22,225 I don't care about the money. 193 00:08:22,227 --> 00:08:24,896 She is the only thing I care about. She has to sing. 194 00:08:24,897 --> 00:08:26,797 She never going to be happy if she doesn't sing. 195 00:08:26,798 --> 00:08:30,051 Yes, yes, okay, Beppi. Where would she go if she was running away? 196 00:08:30,768 --> 00:08:31,936 - Torcello. - Torcello. 197 00:08:31,937 --> 00:08:33,237 The place where she grew up is there. 198 00:08:33,238 --> 00:08:35,808 I will find you a boat, but hurry, eh? Hurry. 199 00:08:35,809 --> 00:08:37,377 Okay, okay. Vamos, Hai Lai. 200 00:08:37,378 --> 00:08:39,810 - Okay, okay. - [speaking Italian] 201 00:08:39,811 --> 00:08:41,211 - Maestro. - Si. 202 00:08:41,213 --> 00:08:43,290 - We are ready. - Yes, yes, yes, yes. 203 00:08:43,321 --> 00:08:44,989 [sighs] 204 00:08:45,014 --> 00:08:46,111 No. 205 00:08:47,285 --> 00:08:49,785 Compa?eros, I'm... I'm in a little bit of a... 206 00:08:49,787 --> 00:08:51,087 of a situation right now. 207 00:08:51,089 --> 00:08:53,827 So I have to be absent for a few minutes, okay? 208 00:08:53,828 --> 00:08:56,395 But I leave you in the capable hands of my associate, 209 00:08:56,396 --> 00:08:58,529 Hai Lai Rutledge. 210 00:08:58,530 --> 00:09:00,630 Okay, she's very good. Come, come, Hai Lai. 211 00:09:00,632 --> 00:09:03,762 Yes. She's very good. She plays with the blood. 212 00:09:03,768 --> 00:09:06,270 - She knows what I want. Ciao. - I do? Okay. 213 00:09:06,271 --> 00:09:07,601 - Yes. - No, I'm not ready for this. 214 00:09:07,605 --> 00:09:09,005 Hai Lai, what? Yes, you are. 215 00:09:09,007 --> 00:09:11,007 You wanted an opportunity, okay, you have to take it. 216 00:09:11,009 --> 00:09:13,044 This is the type of opportunity you need, okay? 217 00:09:13,045 --> 00:09:14,845 - Take it. Take it. Come on. [vocalizing] - Can you just give me a... 218 00:09:14,846 --> 00:09:16,846 - a slight bit more detail about what... - Okay, okay. 219 00:09:16,848 --> 00:09:18,158 It has to be very staccato, you know? 220 00:09:18,159 --> 00:09:19,850 It has to be like the wings of, um... um... 221 00:09:19,851 --> 00:09:21,451 - Of a hummingbird. - No, no. 222 00:09:21,453 --> 00:09:22,723 - Hurry, please. - Si, si, si. Si, si. 223 00:09:22,724 --> 00:09:24,450 - Of, um... - Of a plane? 224 00:09:24,456 --> 00:09:27,401 - No, no, okay. In the piu animato... - Okay. 225 00:09:27,402 --> 00:09:29,523 To the presto, okay? It has to be tight. 226 00:09:29,524 --> 00:09:31,211 - It has to be together, okay? It can't be separate. 227 00:09:31,236 --> 00:09:31,877 Okay. All right. 228 00:09:31,882 --> 00:09:33,965 - All right? And in bar 129... - Oh. Ah! Rodrigo, thank God. 229 00:09:33,966 --> 00:09:34,754 Gloria. What the... 230 00:09:34,779 --> 00:09:36,432 Thank God, Rodrigo, things are spiraling 231 00:09:36,433 --> 00:09:38,333 - What are you doing here? - dangerously out of control. 232 00:09:38,336 --> 00:09:39,704 Out of control completely. I have to go. Sorry. 233 00:09:39,705 --> 00:09:41,034 - Yes, it's very dangerous. - No, no! 234 00:09:41,039 --> 00:09:42,977 Hello, Gloria. Okay, so wait. 235 00:09:42,978 --> 00:09:45,775 - The piu animato to bar 129... - Ah, yeah, 129, okay. 236 00:09:45,777 --> 00:09:48,285 Just... You can do this, Hai Lai, everything is in my score, okay? 237 00:09:48,286 --> 00:09:50,010 Just try to make it, like, as French as possible, 238 00:09:50,015 --> 00:09:51,815 like trying to pretend to be Spanish, okay? 239 00:09:51,816 --> 00:09:52,624 A French person... 240 00:09:52,649 --> 00:09:53,616 A French person trying to be Spanish. Okay. 241 00:09:53,618 --> 00:09:55,158 - Okay, okay. Bye-bye. - What's all this kerfuffle? 242 00:09:55,159 --> 00:09:56,553 - Maestro. - Ha. Ha. Ha! 243 00:09:56,554 --> 00:09:58,722 - A mano. - So good to see you. 244 00:09:58,723 --> 00:10:00,723 - Yeah, I... I... I have a thing tonight. - Si, si, si. Si. 245 00:10:00,725 --> 00:10:02,793 - Yes. - I did try to call you about this. 246 00:10:02,794 --> 00:10:04,824 I heard about it, but I have to go because I have a... 247 00:10:04,829 --> 00:10:05,712 Diva on the loose. 248 00:10:05,737 --> 00:10:07,867 Rodrigo, stop running, you bloody wanker! 249 00:10:07,868 --> 00:10:09,565 Rodrigo: Wanker? What's a wanker? 250 00:10:09,567 --> 00:10:12,536 You know perfectly well what a bloody wanker is, you bloody wanker. 251 00:10:12,537 --> 00:10:14,505 - What? What the... - Rodrigo, please! 252 00:10:14,506 --> 00:10:16,106 - Vai, vai, vai! - You have to come back. 253 00:10:16,108 --> 00:10:17,741 The family is dying. 254 00:10:17,742 --> 00:10:19,642 If there is no music, there is no family. 255 00:10:19,644 --> 00:10:21,644 The family's broken, the spell is broken! 256 00:10:21,646 --> 00:10:25,182 No! No! What do you mean the spell is broken? 257 00:10:25,183 --> 00:10:27,553 Follow that boat. Follow that boat. 258 00:10:27,554 --> 00:10:31,182 [panting] The spell goes on and on and on, Rodrigo, please, 259 00:10:31,189 --> 00:10:33,695 - you have to come back! -  La donna e mobile  260 00:10:33,696 --> 00:10:35,461 -  Quai piuma al vento  - Stop! Stop! 261 00:10:35,462 --> 00:10:38,560 Sit, sit. Sit right... Sit, sit there. 262 00:10:38,563 --> 00:10:40,793 Rodrigo. Stop! If you don't come back, 263 00:10:40,798 --> 00:10:42,266 I'm going to resign! 264 00:10:42,267 --> 00:10:45,269 I don't believe you. I don't believe you, Gloria. 265 00:10:45,270 --> 00:10:46,570 - I don't believe that. - I may do worse. 266 00:10:46,571 --> 00:10:50,442 I agree. He is a bloody wanker. 267 00:10:51,009 --> 00:10:52,776 Do I know you? 268 00:10:52,777 --> 00:10:57,414 Rodrigo, I came all the way from New York to talk to you. 269 00:10:57,415 --> 00:11:02,653 Presto, presto! Presto! 270 00:11:02,654 --> 00:11:04,654 [panting] 271 00:11:11,429 --> 00:11:13,369 [chatter] 272 00:11:14,799 --> 00:11:18,402 Hello. So, uh, the Maestro just briefed me, 273 00:11:18,403 --> 00:11:21,433 and he... he told me everything that I need to know, 274 00:11:21,439 --> 00:11:25,909 so, um, yeah, I just want to say, um... 275 00:11:25,910 --> 00:11:30,240 It's a real honor to be in front of a group of such outstanding musicians. 276 00:11:32,284 --> 00:11:34,414 Excuse me, which piece are we to start with? 277 00:11:34,419 --> 00:11:37,088 Oh, um, "Chanson Boheme." 278 00:11:37,089 --> 00:11:38,895 And we practice with La Fiamma? 279 00:11:38,896 --> 00:11:40,250 Uh, no, we can't, actually, 280 00:11:40,258 --> 00:11:42,093 because we need to do this. 281 00:11:42,094 --> 00:11:44,194 - And where is she? - Um, it's actually really good 282 00:11:44,196 --> 00:11:45,865 that we have this opportunity, 283 00:11:45,866 --> 00:11:48,963 because we have this whole musical intro before the vocal melody. 284 00:11:48,966 --> 00:11:51,366 If we could do it this time, um, 285 00:11:51,369 --> 00:11:55,272 like, uh, very light, uh, very fast, like... 286 00:11:55,273 --> 00:11:56,642 like a hummingbird. Like a... 287 00:11:56,643 --> 00:11:58,941 Perhaps, young lady, we try first, 288 00:11:58,943 --> 00:12:00,543 and then you adjust? 289 00:12:00,545 --> 00:12:02,979 Oh, yeah, absolutely. Sorry. 290 00:12:02,980 --> 00:12:05,749 Okay, huh? All right. 291 00:12:05,750 --> 00:12:06,980 1, 2, 3, 292 00:12:06,984 --> 00:12:11,184 - 1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3... -  293 00:12:11,189 --> 00:12:15,126 1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3, 294 00:12:15,127 --> 00:12:19,263 1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3, 295 00:12:19,264 --> 00:12:23,164 1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3, 296 00:12:23,168 --> 00:12:25,369 1, 2, 3... 297 00:12:25,370 --> 00:12:28,030 Okay, okay, uh, let's stop, actually. 298 00:12:28,039 --> 00:12:29,779 That was great. I think, though, 299 00:12:29,780 --> 00:12:32,474 that we can be lighter and faster, 300 00:12:32,477 --> 00:12:35,746 um, more bird-like, and also, uh, French. 301 00:12:35,747 --> 00:12:37,352 Like, just more French. 302 00:12:37,377 --> 00:12:41,652 [speaking Italian] _ 303 00:12:41,653 --> 00:12:43,320 [chuckling] 304 00:12:43,321 --> 00:12:46,151 [flutes playing "La Marseillaise"] 305 00:12:46,158 --> 00:12:50,827 [laughs] Okay. Um... all right. 306 00:12:50,828 --> 00:12:52,866 - Everything okay? - Yeah, absolutely fine. 307 00:12:52,867 --> 00:12:54,864 Okay, cool. Let's do it again. 308 00:12:58,536 --> 00:13:00,804  309 00:13:00,805 --> 00:13:05,442 1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3, 310 00:13:05,443 --> 00:13:09,513 1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3... 311 00:13:09,514 --> 00:13:12,754 Uh-uh, stop, stop. It still feels a little slow. 312 00:13:12,755 --> 00:13:18,689 Um... Hey, uh, can I actually borrow your oboe? 313 00:13:18,690 --> 00:13:21,320 [speaking Italian] _ 314 00:13:21,326 --> 00:13:23,726 Miss America, Miss Mickey Mouse... 315 00:13:23,728 --> 00:13:25,762 [speaking Italian] _ 316 00:13:25,763 --> 00:13:27,851 - [laughter] - She said she understands. 317 00:13:28,733 --> 00:13:30,703 I heard Mickey Mouse. Okay. 318 00:13:40,044 --> 00:13:41,714 You know what? Let's come back to this. 319 00:13:41,715 --> 00:13:46,613 Um, okay, so we are going to skip ahead to the coda. 320 00:13:46,618 --> 00:13:49,953 Let's take it from piu animato, 321 00:13:49,954 --> 00:13:51,850 uh, figure number 13. 322 00:13:52,490 --> 00:13:56,260 - Okay? - [chatter] 323 00:13:56,261 --> 00:13:59,761 All right. 1, 2,3... 324 00:13:59,764 --> 00:14:01,932  325 00:14:01,933 --> 00:14:03,903 [mouthing] 326 00:14:05,637 --> 00:14:07,904 Okay, um, yeah, let's stop. 327 00:14:07,905 --> 00:14:10,505 Stop. Stop. 328 00:14:10,508 --> 00:14:13,777 Okay, can we stop? Guys, stop. 329 00:14:13,778 --> 00:14:16,880 Okay, listen to me. Guys, can you please listen to me? 330 00:14:16,881 --> 00:14:17,711 [baton tapping] 331 00:14:17,715 --> 00:14:19,383 Will you please listen to me? 332 00:14:19,384 --> 00:14:20,814 I really don't want to be yelling right now. 333 00:14:20,818 --> 00:14:23,320 - [cymbals crashing] - Please listen to me! 334 00:14:23,321 --> 00:14:24,881 Do me a favor and please take this from me. 335 00:14:24,889 --> 00:14:26,795 I have no fucking idea what I'm doing, okay? 336 00:14:26,796 --> 00:14:29,260 You've been bloodied. Happens to everyone. 337 00:14:29,261 --> 00:14:31,121 Hey, get right back up there. 338 00:14:31,128 --> 00:14:32,796  339 00:14:32,797 --> 00:14:34,536 Silencio! 340 00:14:35,267 --> 00:14:36,367 Right. 341 00:14:36,368 --> 00:14:38,578 This is one of my favorite pieces. 342 00:14:38,579 --> 00:14:41,936 Please try not to ruin it. Are we ready? 343 00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:45,770  344 00:14:51,483 --> 00:14:53,613 [no audible dialog] 345 00:14:58,122 --> 00:14:59,292 What's your problem? 346 00:14:59,561 --> 00:15:01,521 Every time you try to conduct, 347 00:15:01,526 --> 00:15:04,778 the musicians just stop playing. 348 00:15:04,803 --> 00:15:07,103 Why did this one stop singing? 349 00:15:07,172 --> 00:15:09,382 Is it because you're such a terrible lover? 350 00:15:09,510 --> 00:15:12,669 Mm, no, it's actually because of the opposite. 351 00:15:12,670 --> 00:15:15,200 Yeah. But you... you wouldn't know, 352 00:15:15,206 --> 00:15:16,346 you wouldn't know about these things. 353 00:15:16,347 --> 00:15:19,310 I do know, and I tell you one thing. 354 00:15:19,311 --> 00:15:20,841 If this concert doesn't happen, 355 00:15:20,845 --> 00:15:23,603 none of the guys are gonna trust you to conduct their work. 356 00:15:23,654 --> 00:15:24,624 Which guys? 357 00:15:24,786 --> 00:15:26,030 You know. 358 00:15:26,751 --> 00:15:28,381 Like, you mean, "the guys"? 359 00:15:28,386 --> 00:15:29,691 We all talk. 360 00:15:30,422 --> 00:15:31,352 Mierda. 361 00:15:31,356 --> 00:15:34,556  362 00:15:43,167 --> 00:15:44,867 - Alessandra! - [gunshot] 363 00:15:49,073 --> 00:15:50,773 [speaks Spanish] 364 00:15:53,411 --> 00:15:55,481 [quacking] 365 00:15:58,008 --> 00:15:59,248 [gunshot] 366 00:16:04,356 --> 00:16:05,389 [gunshot] 367 00:16:05,390 --> 00:16:06,550 Alessandra. 368 00:16:08,225 --> 00:16:10,365 [quacking] 369 00:16:12,876 --> 00:16:15,206 Alessandra. Hey. 370 00:16:15,367 --> 00:16:18,635 - [blowing duck call] - You speak? 371 00:16:18,636 --> 00:16:20,103 No? 372 00:16:20,104 --> 00:16:22,512 What... What are you doing in a barrel? 373 00:16:23,375 --> 00:16:24,641 Hiding. 374 00:16:24,642 --> 00:16:27,412 - From me? - From the ducks. 375 00:16:29,146 --> 00:16:31,081 [quacking] 376 00:16:31,082 --> 00:16:32,849 [gunshot] 377 00:16:32,850 --> 00:16:35,110 So, uh, how's your voice? Is it okay? 378 00:16:35,119 --> 00:16:36,429 - My voice? - Yeah. 379 00:16:36,430 --> 00:16:37,951 Why wouldn't it be? 380 00:16:37,955 --> 00:16:40,555 Well, Beppi said that when you make love, 381 00:16:40,558 --> 00:16:42,528 - that... that... - Oh. [chuckles] 382 00:16:42,529 --> 00:16:44,395 Beppi believes everything. 383 00:16:44,396 --> 00:16:46,696 I told him that once as an excuse 384 00:16:46,698 --> 00:16:49,408 so I could cancel a performance at La Scala. 385 00:16:49,409 --> 00:16:52,552 - [laughing] - Wow. That's so good. 386 00:16:52,743 --> 00:16:54,311 That's a good one. 387 00:16:54,506 --> 00:16:56,940 Well, um, talking about performing, 388 00:16:56,941 --> 00:16:59,441 we have a rehearsal going on right now. 389 00:16:59,444 --> 00:17:01,079 You know, I think we should get back. 390 00:17:01,615 --> 00:17:04,160 No. I'm not going to sing. 391 00:17:04,388 --> 00:17:05,418 Why? 392 00:17:05,717 --> 00:17:07,517 Why? Why not? Why... This is crazy. 393 00:17:07,519 --> 00:17:09,720 Why not? Why? 394 00:17:09,721 --> 00:17:12,121 Because for you, it is just a concert. 395 00:17:12,123 --> 00:17:15,153 And after it is over, no matter how I sing, 396 00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:17,293 you will go back to your family, to your orchestra. 397 00:17:17,294 --> 00:17:19,463 Family, orch... Wh... What orchestra are you talking about? 398 00:17:19,464 --> 00:17:21,264 - I know they're on strike. - Yes! 399 00:17:21,265 --> 00:17:22,835 Everyone knows they're on strike. 400 00:17:22,836 --> 00:17:24,964 Well, now I'm on strike, too. 401 00:17:24,969 --> 00:17:27,704 No! No, you can't. No. You must sing. 402 00:17:27,705 --> 00:17:28,645 Why? 403 00:17:28,646 --> 00:17:30,200 Because the world needs you. 404 00:17:30,207 --> 00:17:33,276 [scoffs] But they already have me with all those recordings. 405 00:17:33,277 --> 00:17:35,612 What they want is the spectacle. 406 00:17:35,613 --> 00:17:37,913 If I sing beautifully, it is good. 407 00:17:37,915 --> 00:17:39,985 If I'm terrible, it is even better. 408 00:17:39,986 --> 00:17:43,554 They can say I was there when La Fiamma burned. 409 00:17:43,555 --> 00:17:46,325 Yes, but burned... burned like a phoenix, baby. 410 00:17:46,326 --> 00:17:48,347 Okay? I'm gonna make sure of that. 411 00:17:49,461 --> 00:17:52,461 When we first met, you told me there is just one reason 412 00:17:52,464 --> 00:17:53,734 to do something important. 413 00:17:53,735 --> 00:17:55,446 - Yes. - So tell me. 414 00:17:55,772 --> 00:17:57,178 What is the reason? 415 00:17:58,021 --> 00:17:59,421 Love. 416 00:17:59,604 --> 00:18:00,613 Love is the reason. 417 00:18:00,638 --> 00:18:02,538 - Love! - Yes. 418 00:18:03,074 --> 00:18:06,009 You love just the music and yourself. 419 00:18:06,010 --> 00:18:08,710 No! No, no! I love... I love a lot. 420 00:18:08,713 --> 00:18:10,481 I love a lot. I love you! 421 00:18:10,482 --> 00:18:11,812 I love you even more. 422 00:18:11,816 --> 00:18:14,250 You love me more than yourself? 423 00:18:14,251 --> 00:18:17,099 Yes, because, you know, there's days I don't like myself so much. 424 00:18:17,124 --> 00:18:18,124 I love you more! 425 00:18:18,289 --> 00:18:19,758 But why should I trust you? 426 00:18:19,759 --> 00:18:22,197 You left your orchestra. You will leave me. 427 00:18:22,198 --> 00:18:24,260 [speaking Italian] 428 00:18:24,261 --> 00:18:27,799 You will stay with me even if there is a world tour? 429 00:18:28,131 --> 00:18:30,066 - Maybe. - Maybe. 430 00:18:30,091 --> 00:18:31,651 - Ai. - Maybe! 431 00:18:31,769 --> 00:18:33,539 - Darling, come on. - You see? 432 00:18:33,540 --> 00:18:35,578 - You don't love me. - No, I love you! 433 00:18:35,579 --> 00:18:37,503 I love you! Come here. 434 00:18:37,509 --> 00:18:39,610 I love you. We have a performance tomorrow, 435 00:18:39,611 --> 00:18:40,811 and we have a rehearsal right now. 436 00:18:40,812 --> 00:18:42,842 Come on, let's just go. Okay? 437 00:18:42,847 --> 00:18:44,947 - You love me? - I love you. 438 00:18:44,949 --> 00:18:48,035 - Of course I love you. - You love me. 439 00:18:48,111 --> 00:18:49,081 Te amo. 440 00:18:53,778 --> 00:18:55,878 [moaning] 441 00:19:02,212 --> 00:19:05,382 [oboe] 442 00:19:12,944 --> 00:19:16,584  443 00:19:20,284 --> 00:19:24,454 [people chanting] 444 00:19:24,455 --> 00:19:28,095 - [electronic] - [chanting] 445 00:19:29,894 --> 00:19:32,394 Thomas, look. I brought your cheering section. 446 00:19:32,396 --> 00:19:35,932 My rehearsal was cancelled, so I'm here to party. 447 00:19:35,933 --> 00:19:37,703 And they're going crazy out there. 448 00:19:37,704 --> 00:19:39,702 Yeah, yeah, you wait 'til I get out there. 449 00:19:39,704 --> 00:19:41,171 Dead silence. 450 00:19:41,172 --> 00:19:43,272 What, are you nervous? That's so sweet. 451 00:19:43,274 --> 00:19:44,874 Yeah, well, I'm a little bit nervous. 452 00:19:44,876 --> 00:19:46,916 I mean, I'm nervous to shit my pants 453 00:19:46,917 --> 00:19:49,379 in front of the teenage Gestapo. 454 00:19:49,380 --> 00:19:51,110 No, don't you worry. You look great. 455 00:19:51,115 --> 00:19:53,355 No, you look terrific. You're gonna be great. 456 00:19:53,356 --> 00:19:56,350 Wait. Wait a minute. Are you two a thing? 457 00:19:56,353 --> 00:19:57,383 - No! Yes. - No. No. 458 00:19:57,388 --> 00:19:58,589 - No, no. - Yes. 459 00:19:58,590 --> 00:20:00,590 No, no, what you're seeing 460 00:20:00,592 --> 00:20:03,161 is a perfectly healthy professional relationship. 461 00:20:03,162 --> 00:20:04,660 - Sure. We're fucking. - [gasps] 462 00:20:04,662 --> 00:20:06,527 Have been for months. Great. 463 00:20:06,528 --> 00:20:08,090 You're beautiful, and you're marvelous. 464 00:20:08,099 --> 00:20:10,739 - Woman: Signor, pronti. - Ah, grazie. I... I have... 465 00:20:10,740 --> 00:20:13,035 Listen, um, I'm sorry, Gloria. 466 00:20:13,037 --> 00:20:14,437 The cat's out of the bag now. 467 00:20:14,438 --> 00:20:15,960 We can't do anything about it. 468 00:20:16,449 --> 00:20:17,870 It's true. 469 00:20:17,875 --> 00:20:19,413 But I'm so happy for you. 470 00:20:19,414 --> 00:20:21,240 Well, well, thank you, thank you. 471 00:20:21,925 --> 00:20:22,945 So am I. 472 00:20:22,947 --> 00:20:25,047 Danny: Maestro Thomas Pembridge, ladies and gentlemen. 473 00:20:25,049 --> 00:20:26,789 - [cheering] - Danny: You want to say something? 474 00:20:26,790 --> 00:20:30,320 - Oh, sure. - Here, here. 475 00:20:30,321 --> 00:20:34,151 [clears throat] Yes, well, I feel that I'm, uh, bridging the gap 476 00:20:34,158 --> 00:20:39,295 between the classical music, Beethoven, Mozart, 477 00:20:39,296 --> 00:20:41,396 and all those great masters, 478 00:20:41,398 --> 00:20:43,267 with, uh, robots. 479 00:20:43,292 --> 00:20:44,141 [electronic beat] 480 00:20:44,166 --> 00:20:46,903 Oh, uh, I see, that's the end of it, is it? 481 00:20:46,904 --> 00:20:48,504 - All right, thank you. - Just play a couple bars... 482 00:20:48,505 --> 00:20:49,873 - Mm-hm. - And I'll grab a loop, 483 00:20:49,874 --> 00:20:51,174 - and then, um... - Oh, what does that mean? 484 00:20:51,175 --> 00:20:52,845 You know, you can riff or you can, uh... 485 00:20:52,846 --> 00:20:54,544 - Grab a loop? - Yeah, yeah, don't worry. 486 00:20:54,545 --> 00:20:55,715 Oh, okay. 487 00:20:57,414 --> 00:20:59,914 - [electronic] - [cheering] 488 00:21:13,865 --> 00:21:15,665 [continues] 489 00:21:15,667 --> 00:21:18,205 Thomas's Voice: Martians, if you're listening... 490 00:21:18,206 --> 00:21:21,202 All: Welcome to the world, motherfuckers! Yeeha! 491 00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:24,970 Thomas's Voice: Martians, if you're listening... 492 00:21:24,976 --> 00:21:27,576 All: Welcome to the world, motherfuckers! 493 00:21:27,578 --> 00:21:29,312  494 00:21:29,313 --> 00:21:30,913 Thomas: They seem to know the words. 495 00:21:30,915 --> 00:21:32,215 Yeah, yeah, I released it last week. 496 00:21:32,216 --> 00:21:33,686 It's number one in Korea already. 497 00:21:33,687 --> 00:21:37,355 - [continues] - All: Yeeha! 498 00:21:44,595 --> 00:21:46,695 All: Yeeha! 499 00:21:50,702 --> 00:21:53,132 - [cheering] - Yeeha! 500 00:21:56,473 --> 00:21:58,241  501 00:21:58,242 --> 00:22:01,372 Thomas's Voice: Martians, if you're listening... 502 00:22:01,378 --> 00:22:03,718 [cheering] 503 00:22:05,049 --> 00:22:07,389 - [thudding] - All: Ohh! 504 00:22:09,754 --> 00:22:12,254  505 00:22:12,256 --> 00:22:14,426 Thomas: Martians, if you're listening... 506 00:22:14,427 --> 00:22:16,765 welcome to the world, motherfuckers! 507 00:22:16,766 --> 00:22:19,629  508 00:22:19,630 --> 00:22:21,490 Martians, if you're listening... 509 00:22:21,498 --> 00:22:24,400 All: Welcome to the world, motherfuckers! 510 00:22:24,401 --> 00:22:28,571  511 00:22:28,572 --> 00:22:31,802 Welcome to the world, motherfuckers! 512 00:22:31,809 --> 00:22:35,879  513 00:22:35,880 --> 00:22:39,410 Welcome to the world, motherfuckers! 514 00:22:39,416 --> 00:22:41,651  515 00:22:41,652 --> 00:22:43,882 Thomas: Yeeha! 516 00:22:48,659 --> 00:22:51,299 Yeeha! 517 00:22:54,799 --> 00:22:56,933 Martians, if you're listening, 518 00:22:56,934 --> 00:22:59,169 go fuck yourself! 519 00:22:59,170 --> 00:23:01,800 Yeeha! 520 00:23:01,806 --> 00:23:04,946  521 00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:11,780 Listen to this, motherfuckers! 522 00:23:11,783 --> 00:23:16,352  523 00:23:16,353 --> 00:23:18,853 Listen to this, motherfuckers! 524 00:23:18,856 --> 00:23:24,594  525 00:23:24,595 --> 00:23:26,462 Yeeha! 526 00:23:26,463 --> 00:23:29,403  527 00:23:40,511 --> 00:23:43,279 You motherfuckers! [laughing] 528 00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:45,880 - Oh, man. - [overlapping dialog] 529 00:23:45,883 --> 00:23:47,583 Thomas: Two hours. What? 530 00:23:47,584 --> 00:23:50,253 Danny: We can use that in the track, the motherfuckers. 531 00:23:50,254 --> 00:23:51,984 Thomas: No, no, don't use that. 532 00:23:51,989 --> 00:23:53,129 No, no, no, I don't want my public to... 533 00:23:53,130 --> 00:23:54,454 Danny: Yeah. No. [laughing] 534 00:23:54,458 --> 00:23:55,826 Thomas: Hear me being so profane. 535 00:23:55,827 --> 00:23:57,027 Danny: No, it's super cool, man. 536 00:23:57,028 --> 00:23:58,428 Thomas: Really? You motherfuckers! 537 00:23:58,429 --> 00:24:00,369 [laughing] 538 00:24:00,419 --> 00:24:04,969 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 38024

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