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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,863 --> 00:00:03,738 [light percussive music] 2 00:00:03,739 --> 00:00:05,689 3 00:00:13,975 --> 00:00:17,402 So I pre-RSVPed that we'd tell them when you decide. 4 00:00:17,403 --> 00:00:18,768 Okay. 5 00:00:18,769 --> 00:00:21,165 Maestro, I just want to say I'm so sorry 6 00:00:21,166 --> 00:00:23,011 about the whole passport fiasco. 7 00:00:23,012 --> 00:00:25,840 Ah, I haven't been sleeping, and I haven't been eating. 8 00:00:25,841 --> 00:00:28,213 - Michel, it's okay. - There's water. There's a bridge. 9 00:00:28,214 --> 00:00:29,412 It's okay. It's okay. 10 00:00:29,413 --> 00:00:31,401 [ringing] 11 00:00:31,402 --> 00:00:32,552 [groans] 12 00:00:32,553 --> 00:00:34,086 Are you okay? 13 00:00:34,087 --> 00:00:36,867 Ay, I... [ringing continues] 14 00:00:36,868 --> 00:00:39,767 I feel like my voice is in another building 15 00:00:39,768 --> 00:00:43,315 and my body was, like, in an elevator or something. 16 00:00:43,316 --> 00:00:44,578 Maybe your ears didn't pop from the plane. 17 00:00:44,579 --> 00:00:46,612 Did you try this? 18 00:00:46,613 --> 00:00:48,409 No, it's not the plane. Let's go. 19 00:00:48,410 --> 00:00:49,584 - Oh, uh... - Let's go. 20 00:00:49,585 --> 00:00:50,807 The people from the VR session 21 00:00:50,808 --> 00:00:53,204 wanted me to get one more thing from you, 22 00:00:53,205 --> 00:00:56,080 so there we go. 23 00:00:56,081 --> 00:00:58,478 211/8, that's a great size. 24 00:00:58,479 --> 00:01:00,347 Uh, Maestro, there's one more thing, 25 00:01:00,348 --> 00:01:02,265 and I don't want to be a nag, 26 00:01:02,266 --> 00:01:03,967 but the lawyers are wondering 27 00:01:03,968 --> 00:01:05,909 when you're gonna sign those papers. 28 00:01:05,910 --> 00:01:07,563 Ah, the divorce. Okay. 29 00:01:07,564 --> 00:01:08,881 - Give me the pen. - Nice. 30 00:01:08,882 --> 00:01:10,032 [cello music] 31 00:01:10,033 --> 00:01:11,854 - You are so... - Okay. 32 00:01:11,855 --> 00:01:15,569 - So here. Yeah. - [murmuring indistinctly] 33 00:01:15,570 --> 00:01:19,261 You want me to separate from a cloud. 34 00:01:19,262 --> 00:01:23,288 How can you marry the moon? 35 00:01:23,289 --> 00:01:27,028 [murmuring indistinctly] 36 00:01:27,029 --> 00:01:29,521 Hey. Hey. 37 00:01:29,522 --> 00:01:31,750 We're both married and divorced at the same time. 38 00:01:31,751 --> 00:01:33,644 Those are opposites. 39 00:01:33,645 --> 00:01:36,425 Yeah, and it means nothing, okay? 40 00:01:36,426 --> 00:01:37,575 They mean nothing. 41 00:01:37,576 --> 00:01:39,565 They cancel each other out! Nothing! 42 00:01:39,566 --> 00:01:42,298 Maestro, maybe Anna Maria wants to dissolve the marriage 43 00:01:42,299 --> 00:01:44,024 because she met someone else. 44 00:01:44,025 --> 00:01:45,174 45 00:01:45,175 --> 00:01:47,092 No, Michel. 46 00:01:47,093 --> 00:01:48,195 No. 47 00:01:48,196 --> 00:01:50,688 Oh, I missed you all! 48 00:01:50,689 --> 00:01:52,342 - How was the trip. - Betty. 49 00:01:52,343 --> 00:01:54,763 We brought you this back for a little taste of Mexico. 50 00:01:54,764 --> 00:01:56,705 Ah! Who gets the scorpion? 51 00:01:56,706 --> 00:01:58,646 You, of course. Only appropriate. 52 00:01:58,647 --> 00:01:59,989 Cheers. 53 00:01:59,990 --> 00:02:01,523 All: Cheers. 54 00:02:01,524 --> 00:02:04,040 Ah, I am a bit of an insect of death. 55 00:02:04,041 --> 00:02:05,190 [all laugh] 56 00:02:05,191 --> 00:02:06,701 Well, I'm almost back, so get ready 57 00:02:06,702 --> 00:02:08,451 for 35 more with this bug. 58 00:02:08,452 --> 00:02:10,416 - We are ready. - Hola, Betty. 59 00:02:10,417 --> 00:02:13,628 Aqui estas, some guacamole and chips. 60 00:02:13,629 --> 00:02:15,618 Well, Bob, you finally immersed yourself 61 00:02:15,619 --> 00:02:17,224 in Mexican cuisine on the trip. 62 00:02:17,225 --> 00:02:18,974 Hell no. These are from Gristedes. 63 00:02:18,975 --> 00:02:20,964 Nothing but PowerBars and Gatorade 64 00:02:20,965 --> 00:02:21,995 for this guy down south. 65 00:02:21,996 --> 00:02:23,601 Getting sick is for suckers. 66 00:02:23,602 --> 00:02:26,094 Oh, my God, but we didn't tell you the craziest part. 67 00:02:26,095 --> 00:02:27,100 Warren, tell her. 68 00:02:27,101 --> 00:02:29,306 Yeah, well, there was this, uh... 69 00:02:29,307 --> 00:02:31,152 - A robbery. - What? 70 00:02:31,153 --> 00:02:32,902 But luckily, they found the guy, 71 00:02:32,903 --> 00:02:34,436 but I'd just rather move on 72 00:02:34,437 --> 00:02:36,042 past the trauma, that's all. 73 00:02:36,043 --> 00:02:37,768 Yeah, no more trauma. No more trauma. 74 00:02:37,769 --> 00:02:39,997 All: No more trauma. 75 00:02:39,998 --> 00:02:41,675 You're really going wild tonight, huh? 76 00:02:41,676 --> 00:02:43,137 Just a little. [laughs] 77 00:02:43,138 --> 00:02:44,744 Well, good for you. [knock at door] 78 00:02:44,745 --> 00:02:47,021 I wonder who that could be, mm? 79 00:02:47,022 --> 00:02:48,579 Yo no s?. 80 00:02:48,580 --> 00:02:50,521 Mmm, this is delicious. 81 00:02:50,522 --> 00:02:53,397 - Mm. - Who is that? 82 00:02:53,398 --> 00:02:56,585 - [laughter] - Oh. Oh! 83 00:02:56,586 --> 00:02:59,654 You have been playing here so many years, 84 00:02:59,655 --> 00:03:01,236 it's hard to comprehend. 85 00:03:01,237 --> 00:03:03,106 You're more than just a colleague. 86 00:03:03,107 --> 00:03:04,856 You're a dear and loyal friend. 87 00:03:04,857 --> 00:03:06,078 All: Aww. 88 00:03:06,079 --> 00:03:07,588 And since we are all so thrilled 89 00:03:07,589 --> 00:03:09,362 that you will be coming Bach... 90 00:03:09,363 --> 00:03:10,633 [all laughing] 91 00:03:10,634 --> 00:03:13,461 Keep your sweet ass down right there, 92 00:03:13,462 --> 00:03:15,475 and enjoy the rhythmic pumping 93 00:03:15,476 --> 00:03:18,112 of Johann Sebastian Cach! 94 00:03:18,113 --> 00:03:20,341 [shredding guitar version of Bach's "Air on G String"] 95 00:03:20,342 --> 00:03:23,841 [screams and cheers] 96 00:03:23,842 --> 00:03:25,855 97 00:03:25,856 --> 00:03:27,677 Thank you, Lord, for this! 98 00:03:27,678 --> 00:03:29,522 [cheers] 99 00:03:29,523 --> 00:03:32,447 Ha! Fuck it! Ah! 100 00:03:32,448 --> 00:03:35,635 101 00:03:35,636 --> 00:03:38,895 [indistinct chatter and cheers] 102 00:03:38,896 --> 00:03:40,118 103 00:03:40,119 --> 00:03:42,994 [soft acoustic guitar music] 104 00:03:42,995 --> 00:03:45,631 105 00:03:45,632 --> 00:03:47,166 Hailey. 106 00:03:47,167 --> 00:03:48,652 You know, I'm sorry. 107 00:03:48,653 --> 00:03:49,778 For what? 108 00:03:49,779 --> 00:03:51,097 First day I met you, I accused you 109 00:03:51,098 --> 00:03:53,422 of sleeping with Rodrigo. 110 00:03:53,423 --> 00:03:55,484 Oh, that. Yeah. 111 00:03:55,485 --> 00:03:58,456 I know you didn't get ahead through any hanky-panky. 112 00:03:58,457 --> 00:04:02,076 No. I mean, any hanky-panky was besides the point. 113 00:04:02,077 --> 00:04:04,521 What? What do you mean? 114 00:04:04,522 --> 00:04:06,654 Was there hanky-panky? 115 00:04:06,655 --> 00:04:09,627 No. Not then. 116 00:04:09,628 --> 00:04:13,942 I mean, there was hanky, but there wasn't any panky. 117 00:04:13,943 --> 00:04:15,476 But there's been panky since then? 118 00:04:15,477 --> 00:04:17,777 Hey, Hailey, shall we get a cab together? 119 00:04:17,778 --> 00:04:19,048 Okay, if it's between us girls, 120 00:04:19,049 --> 00:04:21,157 maybe a little something did happen in Mexico, 121 00:04:21,158 --> 00:04:22,859 but it was, like, completely spontaneous, 122 00:04:22,860 --> 00:04:24,681 and it's a one-time thing, and, I mean, like... 123 00:04:24,682 --> 00:04:26,743 whatever happens in Mexico, stays in Mexico, right? 124 00:04:26,744 --> 00:04:28,085 How much have you had to drink? 125 00:04:28,086 --> 00:04:29,523 Not enough, kind of. 126 00:04:29,524 --> 00:04:30,938 Aren't there, like, different rules in Mexico, 127 00:04:30,939 --> 00:04:33,143 like seat belts and drinking and romance, 128 00:04:33,144 --> 00:04:35,444 because it's... it's so romantic there. 129 00:04:35,445 --> 00:04:38,896 There's, like, grandmothers and curses and, like... 130 00:04:38,897 --> 00:04:40,215 He is so lost. 131 00:04:40,216 --> 00:04:41,893 He's like this little lost egomaniac. 132 00:04:41,894 --> 00:04:44,817 He's like the maestro of "disaestro." 133 00:04:44,818 --> 00:04:46,567 All right, all right, all right. 134 00:04:46,568 --> 00:04:48,077 Go get your coat. We had a great... 135 00:04:48,078 --> 00:04:50,642 - Okay, okay. - Great, fun time. 136 00:04:50,643 --> 00:04:52,704 Cynthia, you are so beautiful. 137 00:04:52,705 --> 00:04:54,741 Betty, I love your apartment. You rock. 138 00:04:54,742 --> 00:04:57,186 You rock, baby. 139 00:04:57,187 --> 00:04:59,056 Betty, good night. 140 00:04:59,057 --> 00:05:01,501 We've all been young... falling for teacher. 141 00:05:01,502 --> 00:05:05,505 Yeah. Even when I was her age, I was never that young. 142 00:05:05,506 --> 00:05:07,494 143 00:05:07,495 --> 00:05:09,412 Night. 144 00:05:09,413 --> 00:05:14,062 145 00:05:14,063 --> 00:05:15,405 [sighs] 146 00:05:15,406 --> 00:05:16,388 - [door thuds] - Warren! 147 00:05:16,389 --> 00:05:18,114 - [gasps] - Come on. 148 00:05:18,115 --> 00:05:19,983 - Where are we going? - Come on. 149 00:05:19,984 --> 00:05:21,254 Got a little left. 150 00:05:21,255 --> 00:05:22,668 Get your glass. 151 00:05:22,669 --> 00:05:24,490 Here lies Thomas Pembridge, fast asleep. 152 00:05:24,491 --> 00:05:26,216 The maestro has personally invited me 153 00:05:26,217 --> 00:05:28,973 into his home to document as he puts the finishing touches 154 00:05:28,974 --> 00:05:31,130 on a symphony three decades in the making. 155 00:05:31,131 --> 00:05:32,952 - [snoring] - [whispers] He's sleeping. 156 00:05:32,953 --> 00:05:36,164 - [snores] - [whispering] Maestro, wake up. 157 00:05:36,165 --> 00:05:37,627 [grunting] 158 00:05:37,628 --> 00:05:39,352 What the hell, Bradford? 159 00:05:39,353 --> 00:05:40,551 You told me not to let you fall asleep. 160 00:05:40,552 --> 00:05:42,469 I know I did, but, God, man, 161 00:05:42,470 --> 00:05:43,811 you've got to know the difference 162 00:05:43,812 --> 00:05:47,527 between a man unconscious and a man subconscious. 163 00:05:47,528 --> 00:05:49,540 - You were snoring. - No. 164 00:05:49,541 --> 00:05:53,352 I was in a trans-state between waking and dreaming. 165 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:56,660 And I was doing some pretty fucking great work! 166 00:05:56,661 --> 00:05:57,906 Do you want me to keep filming? 167 00:05:57,907 --> 00:06:01,119 Oh, for crying out loud! 168 00:06:01,120 --> 00:06:02,389 Argh! 169 00:06:02,390 --> 00:06:03,732 Ugh! 170 00:06:03,733 --> 00:06:06,464 Here we go. Where were we? 171 00:06:06,465 --> 00:06:09,413 Oh, yeah, nuh-nuh, ba-ba-ba-ba-bum, 172 00:06:09,414 --> 00:06:11,235 ba-ba-bum, do-do, do-do, 173 00:06:11,236 --> 00:06:13,009 rum-da-da, da-da-da, 174 00:06:13,010 --> 00:06:15,430 da-da-da, da-di-da, da-da-da-da-da, 175 00:06:15,431 --> 00:06:17,827 woodwinds, woodwinds, woodwinds. 176 00:06:17,828 --> 00:06:19,936 Woodwinds, and coming in... 177 00:06:19,937 --> 00:06:22,334 da-di-di-di-di, da-da-da-da-da, 178 00:06:22,335 --> 00:06:23,604 ch-ch-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, 179 00:06:23,605 --> 00:06:25,426 ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba. 180 00:06:25,427 --> 00:06:26,624 Uh, you know... [fist pounds] 181 00:06:26,625 --> 00:06:29,405 Darling, this is just not working for me. 182 00:06:29,406 --> 00:06:30,963 When I asked you to be a fly on the wall, 183 00:06:30,964 --> 00:06:33,696 I didn't expect you to be a fly in my fucking piano! 184 00:06:33,697 --> 00:06:36,716 Don't you know anything about the creative process? 185 00:06:36,717 --> 00:06:38,524 Sorry, Maestro. 186 00:06:42,590 --> 00:06:44,172 [humming] 187 00:06:44,173 --> 00:06:46,832 Oh, God. 188 00:06:46,833 --> 00:06:47,791 [growls] 189 00:06:47,792 --> 00:06:50,860 Now I've lost all my good ideas! 190 00:06:50,861 --> 00:06:52,586 Huhh! 191 00:06:52,587 --> 00:06:54,360 Do you want to go back to the couch? 192 00:06:54,361 --> 00:06:55,990 The couch is bullshit. 193 00:06:55,991 --> 00:06:58,099 It's all bullshit! 194 00:06:58,100 --> 00:07:00,856 I wanted you to immortalize this moment... 195 00:07:00,857 --> 00:07:03,157 the completion of my debut symphony. 196 00:07:03,158 --> 00:07:05,746 What do I get? [sighs] 197 00:07:05,747 --> 00:07:08,335 You're immortalizing my mortality. 198 00:07:08,336 --> 00:07:12,626 I've tried everything to try and stimulate myself... 199 00:07:12,627 --> 00:07:14,256 no eating, overeating, 200 00:07:14,257 --> 00:07:16,821 sleep deprivation, sleep saturation. 201 00:07:16,822 --> 00:07:19,410 I've even soaked cotton balls in rubbing alcohol 202 00:07:19,411 --> 00:07:21,735 and jammed them into my ear canals! 203 00:07:21,736 --> 00:07:22,862 Why? 204 00:07:22,863 --> 00:07:25,451 Well, apparently, Salvador Dal? 205 00:07:25,452 --> 00:07:28,135 put rubbing alcohol on his eyelids 206 00:07:28,136 --> 00:07:30,724 to distort his sense of reality. 207 00:07:30,725 --> 00:07:32,211 What happened when you tried it? 208 00:07:32,212 --> 00:07:33,961 I got a lot of wax out. 209 00:07:33,962 --> 00:07:36,526 Forgive this, but is it at all possible 210 00:07:36,527 --> 00:07:38,467 that maybe you can't finish your symphony 211 00:07:38,468 --> 00:07:40,049 because you don't want to finish your symphony? 212 00:07:40,050 --> 00:07:41,631 Mm? 213 00:07:41,632 --> 00:07:44,244 Maybe the only thing more frightening than an ending 214 00:07:44,245 --> 00:07:45,443 is a new beginning. 215 00:07:45,444 --> 00:07:47,888 What the fuck does that mean? 216 00:07:47,889 --> 00:07:50,486 - Maybe, Maestro... - [groans] 217 00:07:53,810 --> 00:07:57,213 You've been done all this time. 218 00:07:57,214 --> 00:08:00,329 Oh, you have a knack for the dramatic, don't you, B.? 219 00:08:00,330 --> 00:08:01,696 [chuckles] 220 00:08:01,697 --> 00:08:04,285 Nice touch, handing me this. 221 00:08:04,286 --> 00:08:06,346 But what are you saying, man? 222 00:08:06,347 --> 00:08:08,681 I'm saying I think you've reached the end. 223 00:08:12,508 --> 00:08:14,856 I'm done? 224 00:08:14,857 --> 00:08:16,966 - I think. - Come here. 225 00:08:16,967 --> 00:08:19,938 Give me a hug! Thank you. Thank you. 226 00:08:19,939 --> 00:08:22,671 - Bradford, I'm done, done, done. - I think, right? 227 00:08:22,672 --> 00:08:24,541 - I know, it's... you did it! - Thank you! Yahh! 228 00:08:24,542 --> 00:08:25,499 It's done! 229 00:08:25,500 --> 00:08:28,808 [classical music] 230 00:08:28,809 --> 00:08:32,451 231 00:08:32,452 --> 00:08:34,249 You're gonna wear out the carpet. 232 00:08:34,250 --> 00:08:36,838 Sorry. Bit nervous. 233 00:08:36,839 --> 00:08:39,067 You think we'll have a response today? 234 00:08:39,068 --> 00:08:42,280 They asked for the face-to-face meeting. 235 00:08:42,281 --> 00:08:43,143 They're ready for you. 236 00:08:43,144 --> 00:08:46,052 - Thank you. - Thank you. 237 00:08:49,064 --> 00:08:50,813 Hello, Cynthia. 238 00:08:50,814 --> 00:08:53,522 - Gloria. - Getting over your jet lag? 239 00:08:53,523 --> 00:08:54,601 Almost. 240 00:08:54,602 --> 00:08:56,926 Hello, Nina. Nice to see you again. 241 00:08:56,927 --> 00:08:58,628 Roger, always a pleasure. 242 00:08:58,629 --> 00:09:00,666 - Nice to see you Cynthia. - Hey, nice to see you. 243 00:09:00,667 --> 00:09:03,902 Thank you for coming in. We have a response. 244 00:09:03,903 --> 00:09:06,884 I think we've made some real progress here. 245 00:09:12,317 --> 00:09:15,312 I'm sorry. Were there some last-minute changes here? 246 00:09:15,313 --> 00:09:17,014 Not really. I've just filled in the blanks 247 00:09:17,015 --> 00:09:20,610 on a couple of things. 248 00:09:20,611 --> 00:09:23,328 Page five, it reads, "In the event of a"... 249 00:09:25,597 --> 00:09:27,106 Please take your time reading. 250 00:09:27,107 --> 00:09:29,336 It's okay. I've read it. 251 00:09:29,337 --> 00:09:31,517 You see we've upped the base salary for incoming musicians. 252 00:09:31,518 --> 00:09:33,051 We've compromised on the tenure issue. 253 00:09:33,052 --> 00:09:35,568 There's been zero movement on pension or health 254 00:09:35,569 --> 00:09:37,534 and zero cost-of-living increases. 255 00:09:37,535 --> 00:09:38,996 Given the underlying economics... 256 00:09:38,997 --> 00:09:40,746 The underlying economics are that you are right now 257 00:09:40,747 --> 00:09:43,479 soliciting massive donations for a new symphony hall, 258 00:09:43,480 --> 00:09:45,085 while kicking your orchestra to the curb. 259 00:09:45,086 --> 00:09:48,010 No, no, no. One thing has nothing to do with the other. 260 00:09:48,011 --> 00:09:50,054 Are you intending on having a symphony 261 00:09:50,055 --> 00:09:51,564 in your symphony hall? 262 00:09:51,565 --> 00:09:53,745 I really think you should read this more carefully. 263 00:09:53,746 --> 00:09:56,358 I think we should all read this more carefully. 264 00:09:56,359 --> 00:09:58,372 Have you not read this, Ms. Windsor? 265 00:09:58,373 --> 00:10:01,248 Can we have a show of hands, how many members of management 266 00:10:01,249 --> 00:10:04,580 haven't read management's offer? 267 00:10:04,581 --> 00:10:05,707 My guess is you've read it. 268 00:10:05,708 --> 00:10:07,625 You're overstepping, sweet petunia. 269 00:10:07,626 --> 00:10:09,423 I'm neither sweet nor a petunia, 270 00:10:09,424 --> 00:10:10,717 unfortunately for you. 271 00:10:10,718 --> 00:10:13,354 [tapping on glass] 272 00:10:13,355 --> 00:10:15,440 Could he please not do that? 273 00:10:15,441 --> 00:10:17,501 Roger, you're in no position to tell any musician 274 00:10:17,502 --> 00:10:20,450 when he can and cannot play, not without a contract. 275 00:10:20,451 --> 00:10:21,720 That's really very annoying. 276 00:10:21,721 --> 00:10:23,278 I'm sorry. 277 00:10:23,279 --> 00:10:24,932 I percuss when I'm nervous, 278 00:10:24,933 --> 00:10:28,936 and Darth Vader here is giving me the fucking death stare. 279 00:10:28,937 --> 00:10:31,357 - Keep playing, Dee Dee. - Just percuss a little quieter. 280 00:10:31,358 --> 00:10:33,634 [tapping on glass] 281 00:10:33,635 --> 00:10:35,192 See? Compromise. 282 00:10:35,193 --> 00:10:38,308 You know, I think something is overtaking me too. 283 00:10:38,309 --> 00:10:40,250 I don't... don't think I can really control it. 284 00:10:40,251 --> 00:10:41,880 [rhythmic shaking] 285 00:10:41,881 --> 00:10:43,548 Nina, control your people. They're acting like children. 286 00:10:43,549 --> 00:10:45,020 I find that comment belittling. 287 00:10:45,022 --> 00:10:49,575 I don't think a child could play the air piccolo like this. 288 00:10:49,576 --> 00:10:50,941 [whistles] 289 00:10:50,942 --> 00:10:53,554 I've always wanted to play the cymbals. 290 00:10:53,555 --> 00:10:54,921 Crash! [cymbals crash] 291 00:10:54,922 --> 00:10:56,767 I thought that went well. 292 00:10:56,768 --> 00:10:59,164 You're insane. That was a disaster. 293 00:10:59,165 --> 00:11:00,195 No, it was perfect. 294 00:11:00,196 --> 00:11:01,345 The disaster was when they 295 00:11:01,346 --> 00:11:02,448 presented us with the contract. 296 00:11:02,449 --> 00:11:03,958 The rest of it was perfect... 297 00:11:03,959 --> 00:11:05,828 only we needed some strings. 298 00:11:05,829 --> 00:11:07,770 I have just one question. 299 00:11:07,771 --> 00:11:11,078 You get paid whether or not we lose our jobs? 300 00:11:11,079 --> 00:11:14,179 Yeah. Thought so. 301 00:11:15,513 --> 00:11:17,319 Warren. 302 00:11:22,897 --> 00:11:25,868 What's it like working for Biben? 303 00:11:25,869 --> 00:11:28,601 Well... 304 00:11:28,602 --> 00:11:30,015 they know what kind of Clif Bar I like 305 00:11:30,016 --> 00:11:32,724 on the Gulfstream 650. 306 00:11:32,725 --> 00:11:35,193 That's so hot. 307 00:11:35,194 --> 00:11:37,374 Embarrassed me and blindsided me and f... 308 00:11:37,375 --> 00:11:39,244 Don't ever, ever do that to me again. 309 00:11:39,245 --> 00:11:41,402 Everything in the contract was something we discussed. 310 00:11:41,403 --> 00:11:43,823 Discussed, not agreed upon. 311 00:11:43,824 --> 00:11:45,549 Oh, you're charming when you're angry, Gloria. 312 00:11:45,550 --> 00:11:47,994 Edward, stick it. 313 00:11:47,995 --> 00:11:50,007 If this negotiation goes off the rails, 314 00:11:50,008 --> 00:11:52,956 we could seriously damage this orchestra. 315 00:11:52,957 --> 00:11:55,401 Sweetheart, I think you got Stockholm syndrome. 316 00:11:55,402 --> 00:11:57,007 You've spent so much time around musicians, 317 00:11:57,008 --> 00:11:57,990 you think you're one of them. 318 00:11:57,991 --> 00:11:59,644 [scoffs] 319 00:11:59,645 --> 00:12:02,425 Oh, please. 320 00:12:02,426 --> 00:12:04,007 Ooh, it's so hot. 321 00:12:04,008 --> 00:12:06,716 Good, now just relax the muscles of the anus. 322 00:12:06,717 --> 00:12:08,394 - Yeah? - Okay. 323 00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:10,287 All right, here it comes. 324 00:12:10,288 --> 00:12:11,246 May I cup you? 325 00:12:11,247 --> 00:12:12,373 Yes, please cup me. 326 00:12:12,374 --> 00:12:14,291 Okay, I'm gonna cup it. 327 00:12:14,292 --> 00:12:15,849 - Are you feeling the suction? - Whoa. 328 00:12:15,850 --> 00:12:17,838 Oh, yeah. 329 00:12:17,839 --> 00:12:19,253 - Yeah, I feel it. - Yeah? 330 00:12:19,254 --> 00:12:21,003 I feel like my whole life is gonna go there. 331 00:12:21,004 --> 00:12:22,920 Ooh, that means it's working. 332 00:12:22,921 --> 00:12:24,047 Ohh. 333 00:12:24,048 --> 00:12:25,270 Ay. I... I don't know. 334 00:12:25,271 --> 00:12:26,468 - It's, like, pinching. Ay. - Ooh. 335 00:12:26,469 --> 00:12:27,427 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 336 00:12:27,428 --> 00:12:28,937 Can we take them off? 337 00:12:28,938 --> 00:12:32,173 It's like some big Medusa is, like... 338 00:12:32,174 --> 00:12:33,132 - Ahh! - Oh, okay. 339 00:12:33,133 --> 00:12:34,547 - Yes, yes, yes. - Okay. 340 00:12:34,548 --> 00:12:35,817 - It's like... ohh... - [murmurs indistinctly] 341 00:12:35,818 --> 00:12:37,136 All right, you're good. You're done. 342 00:12:37,137 --> 00:12:38,094 - Yeah? - Yep. 343 00:12:38,095 --> 00:12:39,988 [groans] 344 00:12:39,989 --> 00:12:42,529 I don't know. I... [sighs] 345 00:12:42,530 --> 00:12:44,902 I... I don't feel anything, and I'm sorry. 346 00:12:44,903 --> 00:12:46,173 I... is this gonna work? 347 00:12:46,174 --> 00:12:47,587 To be fair, you really need 12 sessions 348 00:12:47,588 --> 00:12:49,025 to start to see the full effects of it, so... 349 00:12:49,026 --> 00:12:50,751 No, but I don't have 12 sessions. 350 00:12:50,752 --> 00:12:52,387 I can't. I can't, because this is something 351 00:12:52,388 --> 00:12:53,964 that somebody put in me, you know? 352 00:12:53,965 --> 00:12:55,666 And it... you don't believe me when I tell you... 353 00:12:55,667 --> 00:12:56,960 No, no, I do believe you. 354 00:12:56,961 --> 00:12:58,063 - Yeah? - Yeah. 355 00:12:58,064 --> 00:13:00,460 Your whole aura is just very, well... 356 00:13:00,461 --> 00:13:01,754 I mean, it looks like shit. 357 00:13:01,755 --> 00:13:04,295 You are holding on to something. 358 00:13:04,296 --> 00:13:06,525 - Mm. - You need to let it go. 359 00:13:06,526 --> 00:13:08,874 That's always what it is, but I... I don't know. 360 00:13:08,875 --> 00:13:10,720 I... this time, I don't know what... 361 00:13:10,721 --> 00:13:11,942 what it is. I don't... 362 00:13:11,943 --> 00:13:13,788 Imagine... 363 00:13:13,789 --> 00:13:17,120 a giant white balloon. 364 00:13:17,121 --> 00:13:18,654 Inside of it is all 365 00:13:18,655 --> 00:13:20,908 of the pain, rejection, torment... 366 00:13:20,909 --> 00:13:23,736 - Mm. - Within your beautiful soul. 367 00:13:23,737 --> 00:13:25,318 Do you know what you have to do? 368 00:13:25,319 --> 00:13:26,972 What? 369 00:13:26,973 --> 00:13:28,003 Release it. 370 00:13:28,004 --> 00:13:30,328 Set it free, just like that. 371 00:13:30,329 --> 00:13:33,397 [chant music] 372 00:13:33,398 --> 00:13:35,243 373 00:13:35,244 --> 00:13:37,280 It's stuck there in the ceiling. 374 00:13:37,281 --> 00:13:38,503 No, no. 375 00:13:38,504 --> 00:13:39,581 It goes above, 376 00:13:39,582 --> 00:13:40,660 out into the world. 377 00:13:40,661 --> 00:13:43,417 Ay, but of course, so obvious. 378 00:13:43,418 --> 00:13:44,711 Thank you. Thank you. 379 00:13:44,712 --> 00:13:46,461 I know what to do. 380 00:13:46,462 --> 00:13:47,996 I know what to do, of course. 381 00:13:47,997 --> 00:13:50,273 Okay, so I don't take health insurance or Amex, 382 00:13:50,274 --> 00:13:53,653 but I can do Visa, MasterCard, or cash, of course. 383 00:13:53,654 --> 00:13:55,738 Oh, I see. The apartment's taken. 384 00:13:55,739 --> 00:13:57,392 Okay, um... 385 00:13:57,393 --> 00:13:59,358 [line buzzing] 386 00:13:59,359 --> 00:14:01,108 - Oh. - Had a lot of fun... 387 00:14:01,109 --> 00:14:03,002 [speaking indistinctly] 388 00:14:03,003 --> 00:14:04,248 I don't know if I'm ready for this. 389 00:14:04,249 --> 00:14:05,495 This is all too fast, 390 00:14:05,496 --> 00:14:06,813 and I didn't expect so much stuff. 391 00:14:06,814 --> 00:14:08,251 - Ready for what? - What we're doing here. 392 00:14:08,252 --> 00:14:09,953 What are we doing here? What is all this stuff? 393 00:14:09,954 --> 00:14:11,823 Wait, wait, wait, I think I know what's going on here. 394 00:14:11,824 --> 00:14:13,789 This isn't about these boxes, is it, baby? 395 00:14:13,790 --> 00:14:15,419 Oh, it's entire... It's very much about the boxes. 396 00:14:15,420 --> 00:14:16,642 No, it's about you and me. 397 00:14:16,643 --> 00:14:19,063 Bradford, tell me honestly. 398 00:14:19,064 --> 00:14:21,340 How many more boxes are coming? 399 00:14:21,341 --> 00:14:23,066 Of this size, I would say 400 00:14:23,067 --> 00:14:25,247 no more than between ten and five. 401 00:14:25,248 --> 00:14:27,093 You know, I don't understand. 402 00:14:27,094 --> 00:14:28,795 You asked me to move in here. 403 00:14:28,796 --> 00:14:30,977 Yeah, but I didn't expect all this stuff. 404 00:14:30,978 --> 00:14:33,565 Stuff? These boxes are me. 405 00:14:33,566 --> 00:14:34,860 Please don't separate me from my work. 406 00:14:34,861 --> 00:14:36,250 - [clattering] - Fuck! My toe. 407 00:14:36,251 --> 00:14:37,593 I'm so sorry. I'll move that. 408 00:14:37,594 --> 00:14:40,182 We're having our first dispute in America, 409 00:14:40,183 --> 00:14:41,452 and I would love you to weigh in now. 410 00:14:41,453 --> 00:14:43,130 I don't want to get involved. 411 00:14:43,131 --> 00:14:44,760 Well, you got involved the moment that you tripped 412 00:14:44,761 --> 00:14:46,510 on those CD-ROMs. 413 00:14:46,511 --> 00:14:48,883 God, every inch of my apartment is being taken over 414 00:14:48,884 --> 00:14:51,952 by a goddamn cardboard army. 415 00:14:51,953 --> 00:14:55,404 Hey, you want the horns, you're gonna get the bull, okay? 416 00:14:55,405 --> 00:14:57,465 I told you I come with a lot of baggage. 417 00:14:57,466 --> 00:14:59,814 Yeah, I thought, like, emotional baggage. 418 00:14:59,815 --> 00:15:01,301 What is it? 419 00:15:01,302 --> 00:15:03,051 My life's work, everything I've ever recorded. 420 00:15:03,052 --> 00:15:05,520 I like to keep it close by in case I need to reference it. 421 00:15:05,521 --> 00:15:06,766 Besides, this isn't even baggage. 422 00:15:06,767 --> 00:15:08,013 This is... this is storage. 423 00:15:08,014 --> 00:15:09,283 Can I borrow this? 424 00:15:09,284 --> 00:15:10,889 Yeah. It's awesome. 425 00:15:10,890 --> 00:15:12,304 Great. 426 00:15:12,305 --> 00:15:13,766 - What's this? - I don't know. 427 00:15:13,767 --> 00:15:15,156 - What about this one? - I don't know. 428 00:15:15,157 --> 00:15:16,882 I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. 429 00:15:16,883 --> 00:15:18,177 - Well... well... - Elizabeth, I get it. I get it. 430 00:15:18,178 --> 00:15:19,639 I don't know what anything is, all right? 431 00:15:19,640 --> 00:15:20,646 Well, why don't we listen to it, 432 00:15:20,647 --> 00:15:22,180 and then we'll label it? 433 00:15:22,181 --> 00:15:23,762 Because none of my machines work that play the things. 434 00:15:23,763 --> 00:15:26,543 Oh, get it together, you pussy. 435 00:15:26,544 --> 00:15:28,484 You can't use what you can't find. 436 00:15:28,485 --> 00:15:30,210 You know what? You're a hoarder. 437 00:15:30,211 --> 00:15:32,416 You're right. I am a hoarder... 438 00:15:32,417 --> 00:15:34,381 for your love. 439 00:15:34,382 --> 00:15:36,011 [knock at door] 440 00:15:36,012 --> 00:15:37,857 That's the movers. It's the last of the stuff. 441 00:15:37,858 --> 00:15:39,104 - I'll get it. - They were already en route 442 00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:40,638 before we even had this discussion. 443 00:15:40,639 --> 00:15:42,460 It's probably my linens and a little cutlery. 444 00:15:42,461 --> 00:15:45,480 - Oh, my God. - Oh, hey. Sorry. 445 00:15:45,481 --> 00:15:47,710 I... I thought that you were on "Danse Haus." 446 00:15:47,711 --> 00:15:50,538 Uh... I escaped. 447 00:15:50,539 --> 00:15:53,583 So you escaped from "Danse Haus"? 448 00:15:53,584 --> 00:15:54,853 Uh-huh. Yeah. 449 00:15:54,854 --> 00:15:57,082 So, what, there's just, like, a roving gang of dancers 450 00:15:57,083 --> 00:15:58,185 out trying to find you? 451 00:15:58,186 --> 00:16:00,007 Did you dance in a small town 452 00:16:00,008 --> 00:16:01,661 where they outlawed dancing? 453 00:16:01,662 --> 00:16:02,812 Was it a "Footloose" scenario? 454 00:16:02,813 --> 00:16:04,394 Shut up, Lizzie. Let him speak. 455 00:16:04,395 --> 00:16:06,072 What happened? 456 00:16:06,073 --> 00:16:06,959 Okay, so... 457 00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:08,397 I went on the show, right, 458 00:16:08,398 --> 00:16:09,739 'cause I thought it was what I wanted, or... 459 00:16:09,740 --> 00:16:10,722 I don't know. At least, like, 460 00:16:10,723 --> 00:16:11,777 on the road to what I wanted, 461 00:16:11,778 --> 00:16:13,407 but I am telling you it was not. 462 00:16:13,408 --> 00:16:15,325 It was... it was humiliating. 463 00:16:15,326 --> 00:16:16,835 It was so ridiculous. 464 00:16:16,836 --> 00:16:18,153 Continue. 465 00:16:18,154 --> 00:16:20,263 Okay, so two days ago, I got a call from ABT. 466 00:16:20,264 --> 00:16:21,653 They want me to sub for Prince Siegfried 467 00:16:21,654 --> 00:16:23,164 - in "Swan Lake" next week. - That's amazing! 468 00:16:23,165 --> 00:16:24,266 That's what you've always wanted. 469 00:16:24,267 --> 00:16:25,465 No, I know. It's incredible. 470 00:16:25,466 --> 00:16:26,807 I mean, this is the stuff I should be doing. 471 00:16:26,808 --> 00:16:28,054 I mean, this is, like, the real shit. 472 00:16:28,055 --> 00:16:29,444 - Yeah, so whatever. - Screw "Danse Haus." 473 00:16:29,445 --> 00:16:30,715 Yeah, I know. Screw "Danse Haus." 474 00:16:30,716 --> 00:16:32,584 [cell phone ringing] Oh, boy. 475 00:16:32,585 --> 00:16:34,454 Yeah, it's them, "Danse Haus." 476 00:16:34,455 --> 00:16:35,749 I can't take this, 'cause honestly, 477 00:16:35,750 --> 00:16:37,139 I think they might be tracing my calls. 478 00:16:37,140 --> 00:16:38,385 Okay, stop being so paranoid. 479 00:16:38,386 --> 00:16:39,608 Why would they be tracing your calls? 480 00:16:39,609 --> 00:16:41,118 Guys, I did something pretty bad. 481 00:16:41,119 --> 00:16:42,437 You left a reality show. 482 00:16:42,438 --> 00:16:43,707 I mean, this is a free country. 483 00:16:43,708 --> 00:16:44,954 It's America, remember? 484 00:16:44,955 --> 00:16:46,488 It's a little bit worse, even, 485 00:16:46,489 --> 00:16:48,645 than I've made it seem. 486 00:16:48,646 --> 00:16:50,755 This is 100 gigabytes 487 00:16:50,756 --> 00:16:52,792 of raw, unedited "Danse Haus" footage. 488 00:16:52,793 --> 00:16:54,327 I'm gonna get my computer real quick. 489 00:16:54,328 --> 00:16:56,124 - You stole their hard drive? - You don't understand. 490 00:16:56,125 --> 00:16:57,443 I had to take this. 491 00:16:57,444 --> 00:16:58,809 They wouldn't let me out of my contract. 492 00:16:58,810 --> 00:17:00,176 This is my only form of leverage. 493 00:17:00,177 --> 00:17:01,134 This is so fucked up. 494 00:17:01,135 --> 00:17:02,645 [cell phone ringing] 495 00:17:02,646 --> 00:17:03,604 [sighs] 496 00:17:03,605 --> 00:17:04,634 It's them. 497 00:17:04,635 --> 00:17:06,456 Just don't... [ringing stops] 498 00:17:06,457 --> 00:17:08,949 Touch it. 499 00:17:08,950 --> 00:17:11,826 [classical music] 500 00:17:11,827 --> 00:17:18,058 501 00:17:18,059 --> 00:17:21,438 [struggling grunts, ringing] 502 00:17:21,439 --> 00:17:22,589 - Ah! - Oh, no. 503 00:17:22,590 --> 00:17:24,339 Back off. [muffled chatter] 504 00:17:24,340 --> 00:17:25,993 Yes, I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. I want to go again. 505 00:17:25,994 --> 00:17:27,671 - Well, maybe you should... - I want to go again. 506 00:17:27,672 --> 00:17:29,277 - Maybe you should sit down. - I want to go again. 507 00:17:29,278 --> 00:17:30,667 - Maestro, Maestro? - Yes? 508 00:17:30,668 --> 00:17:34,359 You played yourself with both accuracy and abandon. 509 00:17:34,360 --> 00:17:36,061 Michel, I cannot hear you, Michel. 510 00:17:36,062 --> 00:17:37,835 Speak a little higher. [ringing continues] 511 00:17:37,836 --> 00:17:38,962 - Maestro. - Yeah? 512 00:17:38,963 --> 00:17:40,999 I said you were great. 513 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:42,749 Thank you. Thank you, Michel. 514 00:17:42,750 --> 00:17:44,763 You know, these aerobics... thank you... 515 00:17:44,764 --> 00:17:47,064 exercises is good for the... 516 00:17:47,065 --> 00:17:48,838 exorcising the... 517 00:17:48,839 --> 00:17:50,228 The... the curse? 518 00:17:50,229 --> 00:17:52,410 [indistinct chatter] 519 00:17:52,411 --> 00:17:54,064 All right, moving on. 520 00:17:54,065 --> 00:17:55,406 All right, everybody, let's get that... 521 00:17:55,407 --> 00:17:56,749 [sighs] 522 00:17:56,750 --> 00:17:58,451 [slurping] 523 00:17:58,452 --> 00:17:59,961 - Oh, yeah. - I'll refill your mat?. 524 00:17:59,962 --> 00:18:01,984 Thank you. 525 00:18:05,907 --> 00:18:07,344 Maestro, come have a look. 526 00:18:07,345 --> 00:18:10,388 [indistinct chatter] 527 00:18:10,389 --> 00:18:11,563 Wow. 528 00:18:11,564 --> 00:18:13,073 So not only will the player control 529 00:18:13,074 --> 00:18:14,320 all upper body movements, 530 00:18:14,321 --> 00:18:16,621 but you can fully shift the perspective. 531 00:18:16,622 --> 00:18:17,604 How cool is that? 532 00:18:17,605 --> 00:18:19,378 Now, Maestro, this is going to open up 533 00:18:19,379 --> 00:18:21,128 a whole youth market for us. 534 00:18:21,129 --> 00:18:22,494 'Cause kids these days, they don't want 535 00:18:22,495 --> 00:18:23,717 to just listen to music. 536 00:18:23,718 --> 00:18:25,802 They want to participate. They want to conduct. 537 00:18:25,803 --> 00:18:27,744 - Yeah. - And with any luck, 538 00:18:27,745 --> 00:18:29,158 we'll have millions of tiny maestros 539 00:18:29,159 --> 00:18:30,548 all around the world. 540 00:18:30,549 --> 00:18:33,065 I'm like a sad stick figure, 541 00:18:33,066 --> 00:18:34,240 very vulnerable. 542 00:18:34,241 --> 00:18:35,726 Okay, we can probably adjust... 543 00:18:35,727 --> 00:18:37,021 adjust that before we render? 544 00:18:37,022 --> 00:18:38,052 That would be great. 545 00:18:38,053 --> 00:18:39,394 Can we make sure that we do that? 546 00:18:39,395 --> 00:18:40,545 It's okay. I like it. I like it like that. 547 00:18:40,546 --> 00:18:41,791 - I like it sad. - Oh. 548 00:18:41,792 --> 00:18:43,397 Actually, yeah, it's nice. 549 00:18:43,398 --> 00:18:44,812 Hmm. 550 00:18:44,813 --> 00:18:48,072 [indistinct chatter] 551 00:18:48,073 --> 00:18:50,253 [drum music playing] 552 00:18:50,254 --> 00:18:52,291 Sell my Brazilian real estate holdings. 553 00:18:52,292 --> 00:18:53,705 554 00:18:53,706 --> 00:18:55,503 Yeah, what can you tell me about Krasnoyarsk Solar? 555 00:18:55,504 --> 00:18:57,229 556 00:18:57,230 --> 00:18:58,691 Okay, great. 557 00:18:58,692 --> 00:19:00,992 Let's buy 500,000, but don't go up above, uh, 558 00:19:00,993 --> 00:19:02,407 150 rubles each. 559 00:19:02,408 --> 00:19:03,557 Craig, you still there? 560 00:19:03,558 --> 00:19:04,804 - Yep. - Okay, listen, we need 561 00:19:04,805 --> 00:19:05,859 to get in front of this story. 562 00:19:05,860 --> 00:19:07,369 I mean, people are saying, 563 00:19:07,370 --> 00:19:09,430 "Heh, management is stingy, and they're greedy, 564 00:19:09,431 --> 00:19:11,396 and they're not letting people hear the beautiful music." 565 00:19:11,397 --> 00:19:12,810 Then we're gonna be the villains, 566 00:19:12,811 --> 00:19:14,105 and the musicians are the heroes. 567 00:19:14,106 --> 00:19:15,543 Yeah, but how do we make them villains? 568 00:19:15,544 --> 00:19:16,862 I mean, they're artists. 569 00:19:16,863 --> 00:19:18,132 You know, the public has a low tolerance 570 00:19:18,133 --> 00:19:20,601 for artists, particularly rich ones. 571 00:19:20,602 --> 00:19:22,039 Yeah, well, they're... [scoffs] 572 00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:23,622 Mostly not rich. 573 00:19:23,623 --> 00:19:25,755 Hey, listen, nobody needs to see their bank accounts. 574 00:19:25,756 --> 00:19:29,063 All we need to do is believe that they are, right? 575 00:19:29,064 --> 00:19:30,238 576 00:19:30,239 --> 00:19:31,580 Sharon, next. 577 00:19:31,581 --> 00:19:32,922 578 00:19:32,923 --> 00:19:34,169 Oh, I hurt myself. 579 00:19:34,170 --> 00:19:36,350 Sharon, I hurt myself with the funk. 580 00:19:36,351 --> 00:19:38,963 Sergei, I liked you much better 581 00:19:38,964 --> 00:19:41,337 before the fall of Communism. 582 00:19:41,338 --> 00:19:43,254 Prokofiev, Shostakovich, 583 00:19:43,255 --> 00:19:45,052 Tchaikovsky, Rachmaninoff... 584 00:19:45,053 --> 00:19:48,336 all the musical greats have been Russian. 585 00:19:48,337 --> 00:19:51,261 You? You have Debussy. 586 00:19:51,262 --> 00:19:52,627 - Heh-heh-heh... - Maestri! 587 00:19:52,628 --> 00:19:55,552 Actually, I must say I did some of my best work 588 00:19:55,553 --> 00:19:56,750 here in the New World. 589 00:19:56,751 --> 00:20:00,130 Thomas Pembridge, the man who fucked my first wife. 590 00:20:00,131 --> 00:20:02,000 And the second, but who's counting? 591 00:20:02,001 --> 00:20:03,294 - [speaks foreign language] - Ha-ha, burn! 592 00:20:03,295 --> 00:20:06,674 Rumor has it, Maestro Pembridge, 593 00:20:06,675 --> 00:20:09,911 you think you are a composer now. 594 00:20:09,912 --> 00:20:12,500 That's right. I am a composer. 595 00:20:12,501 --> 00:20:14,297 And actually, I've just finished 596 00:20:14,298 --> 00:20:15,640 a masterwork, thank you. 597 00:20:15,641 --> 00:20:17,725 People say it's fucking brilliant, yeah. 598 00:20:17,726 --> 00:20:19,355 - Hey, Maestro. - Thank you, my friend. 599 00:20:19,356 --> 00:20:21,896 So you're planning to schedule it? 600 00:20:21,897 --> 00:20:23,502 - Yes, of course. - Not that you could, 601 00:20:23,503 --> 00:20:25,468 because everybody says 602 00:20:25,469 --> 00:20:27,913 that you are going to have a walkout anyway. 603 00:20:27,914 --> 00:20:29,447 - That's not true. Mm-mm. - How is it out there, fellas? 604 00:20:29,448 --> 00:20:31,869 - [speaks indistinctly] - Well, I wouldn't fucking know. 605 00:20:31,870 --> 00:20:34,266 Some of us have been waiting for others to get here. 606 00:20:34,267 --> 00:20:36,279 Ah, late tea time, early flight. 607 00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:38,245 Sorry to bump you, Maestro. 608 00:20:38,246 --> 00:20:40,019 All right, where am I needed? 609 00:20:40,020 --> 00:20:41,385 You put what you just said into writing, 610 00:20:41,386 --> 00:20:43,159 and I can get my client to deliver 611 00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:45,101 a tearful reunion 612 00:20:45,102 --> 00:20:48,745 in a surprise "After the Dancing's Over" finale. 613 00:20:48,746 --> 00:20:51,022 Ratings heaven. 614 00:20:51,023 --> 00:20:53,443 - Deal. - What was that? 615 00:20:53,444 --> 00:20:54,809 That, my friend, was "Danse Haus." 616 00:20:54,810 --> 00:20:55,888 What? Wh... wha... 617 00:20:55,889 --> 00:20:57,734 The producers see a great story line 618 00:20:57,735 --> 00:21:00,275 in the tortured-artist-dancer-fugitive 619 00:21:00,276 --> 00:21:02,504 on the emotional journey of redemption. 620 00:21:02,505 --> 00:21:03,847 They said there's a good arc in it, 621 00:21:03,848 --> 00:21:04,806 whatever that means. 622 00:21:04,807 --> 00:21:06,100 It's a dance term. 623 00:21:06,101 --> 00:21:08,385 They said, also, if you return the hard drive, 624 00:21:08,386 --> 00:21:10,223 they will write your escape into the show, 625 00:21:10,224 --> 00:21:11,398 and you can do the "Swan Lake" gig. 626 00:21:11,399 --> 00:21:13,459 Oh, my God, that's... that's incredible! 627 00:21:13,460 --> 00:21:14,754 - It's amazing! - Thank you! 628 00:21:14,755 --> 00:21:16,144 - How... how did you do that? - Oh, I didn't. 629 00:21:16,145 --> 00:21:17,870 Your lawyer did. 630 00:21:17,871 --> 00:21:20,051 - Ohh, my God. Thank you. - I adore you, baby doll. 631 00:21:20,052 --> 00:21:21,394 [giggles] 632 00:21:21,395 --> 00:21:22,544 So how's the season gonna end? 633 00:21:22,545 --> 00:21:23,743 Well, I don't know. 634 00:21:23,744 --> 00:21:24,774 Don't... don't... 635 00:21:24,775 --> 00:21:26,212 you can answer, but let me just go, 636 00:21:26,213 --> 00:21:27,243 'cause I don't want spoilers. 637 00:21:27,244 --> 00:21:28,753 Do you want to come with me? 638 00:21:28,754 --> 00:21:30,335 You shouldn't hear this. Yeah, I need some legal advice. 639 00:21:30,336 --> 00:21:31,582 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. 640 00:21:31,583 --> 00:21:32,900 Yeah, totally. 641 00:21:32,901 --> 00:21:34,722 They really have something special, 642 00:21:34,723 --> 00:21:35,777 don't they? 643 00:21:35,778 --> 00:21:37,095 Yeah, they do. 644 00:21:37,096 --> 00:21:39,325 Kind of freaks me out, but, yeah, they do. 645 00:21:39,326 --> 00:21:42,369 Oh, yeah, I know. 646 00:21:42,370 --> 00:21:45,006 I just realized I haven't even asked you 647 00:21:45,007 --> 00:21:46,372 how you are. 648 00:21:46,373 --> 00:21:48,170 How are things? 649 00:21:48,171 --> 00:21:50,304 Things are different. 650 00:21:50,305 --> 00:21:52,782 Well, yeah, as they should be. 651 00:21:55,626 --> 00:21:57,289 I should go. 652 00:21:58,886 --> 00:22:00,515 You know, 653 00:22:00,516 --> 00:22:02,074 one day, I'm totally gonna be like, 654 00:22:02,075 --> 00:22:05,382 "I fucking dated Hailey Rutledge." 655 00:22:05,383 --> 00:22:07,371 The obscure former oboist. 656 00:22:07,372 --> 00:22:09,586 No, the amazing musician. 657 00:22:11,136 --> 00:22:12,645 You know, you belong at ABT. 658 00:22:12,646 --> 00:22:14,299 You're an amazing artist. 659 00:22:14,300 --> 00:22:16,840 I'm not just saying that. 660 00:22:16,841 --> 00:22:19,093 [sighs] Break a leg. 661 00:22:19,094 --> 00:22:20,340 Or whatever you guys say to each other. 662 00:22:20,341 --> 00:22:22,531 Yeah, yeah, I know what you mean. 663 00:22:26,334 --> 00:22:29,291 [indistinct chatter] 664 00:22:31,464 --> 00:22:33,524 [clears throat] Hi. 665 00:22:33,525 --> 00:22:34,843 Nice to see you. 666 00:22:34,844 --> 00:22:39,301 [indistinct chatter and laughter] 667 00:22:39,302 --> 00:22:42,226 [suspenseful music] 668 00:22:42,227 --> 00:22:44,599 [camera shutter clicks] 669 00:22:44,600 --> 00:22:46,637 [indistinct chatter] 670 00:22:46,638 --> 00:22:48,914 671 00:22:48,915 --> 00:22:50,113 [inhales sharply] 672 00:22:50,114 --> 00:22:51,503 [all exclaiming] 673 00:22:51,504 --> 00:22:52,558 Rodrigo. 674 00:22:52,559 --> 00:22:55,267 Come see my new art project. 675 00:22:55,268 --> 00:22:56,609 It's the beauty of music 676 00:22:56,610 --> 00:22:58,910 alongside the beauty of the feminine form. 677 00:22:58,911 --> 00:23:01,211 678 00:23:01,212 --> 00:23:02,458 [murmurs indistinctly] 679 00:23:02,459 --> 00:23:04,448 [whispers] Oh, look at this one. 680 00:23:04,449 --> 00:23:05,718 It's clich?. 681 00:23:05,719 --> 00:23:07,324 [speaks foreign language] 682 00:23:07,325 --> 00:23:09,434 How do you get them to pose so vulnerably? 683 00:23:09,435 --> 00:23:11,543 I ask them after we have sex. 684 00:23:11,544 --> 00:23:12,886 - Clich?. - And this here. 685 00:23:12,887 --> 00:23:14,540 Oh, she's a nice one, this one. 686 00:23:14,541 --> 00:23:16,362 - Ah. - An oldie but a goodie. 687 00:23:16,363 --> 00:23:17,752 - Yeah. - Yeah. 688 00:23:17,753 --> 00:23:19,214 Ah, but you should see my new one. 689 00:23:19,215 --> 00:23:21,180 [all exclaiming] 690 00:23:21,181 --> 00:23:22,474 Look at that ass. Yeah. 691 00:23:22,475 --> 00:23:24,560 Looks like it's carved out of marble. 692 00:23:24,561 --> 00:23:26,166 [chortles] 693 00:23:26,167 --> 00:23:27,532 [grunts] 694 00:23:27,533 --> 00:23:28,563 What the fuck? 695 00:23:28,564 --> 00:23:30,001 You take your hands out of my orchestra! 696 00:23:30,002 --> 00:23:31,080 Ah, so your true colors come out, 697 00:23:31,081 --> 00:23:32,686 do they, DeSouza? 698 00:23:32,687 --> 00:23:35,467 Walsh, you don't talk to my hermano like that, man. 699 00:23:35,468 --> 00:23:36,426 [both grunt] 700 00:23:36,427 --> 00:23:37,840 [clattering] 701 00:23:37,841 --> 00:23:39,590 - Hey, you fucking bully! - You want a piece? 702 00:23:39,591 --> 00:23:41,196 - Always been a fucking bully! - Come on! 703 00:23:41,197 --> 00:23:42,514 [all shouting indistinctly] 704 00:23:42,515 --> 00:23:45,367 - Maestro, it isn't... - [speaking indistinctly] 705 00:23:45,368 --> 00:23:48,244 [all grunting] 706 00:23:48,245 --> 00:23:51,120 [dramatic orchestral music] 707 00:23:51,121 --> 00:23:52,472 708 00:23:52,522 --> 00:23:57,072 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 49164

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