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So Come Walk The Night
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Come Fly By Day
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Something Is Sweeter
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'cause We Met On The Way
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We'll Walk By Night
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We'll Fly By Day
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Moonlighting Strangers
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Who Just Met On The Way
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Who Just Met On The Way
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Who Just Met On The Way
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Tuesday, 0200.
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Am Continuing To Maintain Visual
Reconnaissance Of The Subject.
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As Yet, No Contact
With Hostile Operatives.
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If The Information
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I Am Safeguarding
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Should Fall Into
The Wrong Hands...
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I Wouldn't Want To Speculate
As To The Consequences.
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Thursday, 0300 Hours.
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As In Past Several Nights,
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Status Of The Subject
Remains Unchanged.
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[Click]
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Thursday, 0300 Hours,
Continued.
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Agnes Is Probably Snoring
That Cute Little Snore Of Hers
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Right Now.
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Forgive Me For Describing
Thoughts Of A Personal Nature
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In A Field Log, But...
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Julius Caesar Himself
Often Expressed Private Concerns
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In His Journals.
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I Believe
The Helvetian Campaign
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Included Ramblings
About Baldness.
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I Wish I Was Lying In Bed
Right Next To Agnes Right Now.
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Wednesday--No, Thurs...
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Or Is It Friday?
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Who Knows? Who Cares?
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The Days All Blur Together
After A While.
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Concentration Becomes Difficult.
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My Mental Acuity
Is Being Slowly Eroded
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By The Boredom, The Isolation.
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Day After Tedious Day.
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Oh, Agnes.
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Agnes. Agnes.
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Your Name Has Become
My Only Friend,
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My Mantra,
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The One Thing Standing
Between Me And Total Insanity.
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Still No Sign
Of Espionage Activity,
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Though Our Intelligence
Indicates
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That Competing
Agro-Business Interests
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Will Stop At Nothing
To Obtain Stamen Samples
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From The Bioengineered
Strain Of Citrus,
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paraditus Antarcticus--
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Frost-Proof Grapefruit.
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Mr. Viola, How Is She?
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How Should I Know?
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I've Barely Seen Her
In The Last 3 Weeks.
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[Beep]
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agnes: You've Been Working
The Night Shift,
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doing Your Job.
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but Long Weeks Without You
Make A Girl Sob.
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don't Worry About Me, Though.
My Upper Lip's Stiff.
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but A Sweet Night
With You, Dear,
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would Be Some Precious Gift.
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so When The Stakeout Is Over,
I'll Still Be Waiting
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to Pick Up Again
With Some Serious Dating.
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in The Meantime, Remember,
You Hunk Of A Man,
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that Agnes Dipesto
Is Your Biggest Fan.
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[Beep]
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My Biggest Fan.
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What A Woman.
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So Why Isn't She Here?
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Plenty Of Room.
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Ahh.
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Wonder If She'd Like
New Wallpaper.
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[Ding]
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Excuse Me.
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[Telephone Ringing]
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Where's Agnes?
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In The Bathroom.
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All Right. Look.
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Can We Just Skip
The Nightly Routine, Please?
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"You Look Like Hell.
You Should Get More Sleep.
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It's Night Of The Living Dead."
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Some People Are Willing
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To Temporarily Sacrifice
Their Good Looks
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In The Name Of...
A Special Assignment.
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Psst!
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[Whispering] M Left
For The Day, Mr. Bond.
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Thank You,
Miss Moneypenny.
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Any Breaks In
The Case Of The Century?
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Nothing That I'm
At Liberty To Discuss
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With The Laypeople.
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For Your Own Safety,
You Understand.
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This Case Must Be Kept
Strictly Confidential.
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Of Course.
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Kind Of One, Big,
Juicy Secret.
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Why Did You Say "Juicy"?
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It's Hard To Keep
A Fruit That Big A Secret.
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Jest If You Will,
Macgillicuddy,
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But Some Of Us
Aren't Content
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To Staple Ourselves
To A Desk
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For The Rest
Of Our Lives.
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Some Of Us Need
To Be Out There,
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On The Edge.
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If You Know What's
Good For You,
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You'll Stay Mum
About My Case,
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Or I'll Have You Drummed
Out Of This Business.
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Everyone In This Office
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Knows About Your Stupid
Secret Assignment.
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And The Only Reason
You're Doing It
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Is Because It Takes A Squirt
To Investigate A Grapefruit.
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Jealous, Macgillicuddy?
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Oh, Yeah.
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We All Wish We Could
Spend Our Nights
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Babysitting A Bush.
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It's A Tree.
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And Writing A Bunch Of
Ridiculous Reports
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About Nothing.
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Well, I Guess
Under The Circumstances,
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I'm Just Gonna Have
To Wait
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To Hand This Over To
Mr. Addison In Person.
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I Guess Safeguarding
The Vitamin "C" All Night
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Has Made It Kind Of
Difficult To Take Care
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Of The Vitamin "L," Huh?
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Relationship Slipping?
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Not In The Least.
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I Guess You Haven't Been
Around Much To Notice.
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Notice What?
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Consensus With The Guys
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Is Agnes Is Looking
A Little...Restless Lately.
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I've Been Thinking,
Maybe...
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Maybe I Ought To Drop By
Her Place One Night,
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Cheer Her Up.
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Oh, Yeah? Well, You're
In For A Little Surprise
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If You Drop By
Her Place,
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Because It's Gonna Be
My Place.
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Agnes And I
Are Moving In Together.
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You Are?
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Why Hasn't She
Said Anything About It?
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Who's Fool Enough
To Confide
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Anything Of Import
To You?
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Maybe It's Because
She Doesn't Know.
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Maybe It's Because
You Haven't Asked Her Yet.
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What's To Ask?
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She Might Say No.
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Ha! Agnes Say No?
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Have You Ever Seen What
Happens To Ice Cream
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When You Pour Hot
Fudge All Over It?
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Burt, Hi!
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Nice Talking
To You, Viola.
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And Good Luck On That...
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Special Assignment
We Were Talking About.
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You And Macgillicuddy
Been Fighting Again?
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No.
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I Want To Talk
To You...
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Sweet Potato.
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Oh, Burt!
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I Missed You So Much.
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Good.
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Want To Walk Me Out?
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Agnes...
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I've Had Some Time To
Think These Past Nights,
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And I Can't Help Feeling
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That You And I
Were Brought Together
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By Some Powerful,
Mysterious Force.
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A Year Ago, I Walked
In That Agency Door
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Plucked At Random
From A Pool Of Temps.
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Could Have Been Anybody,
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But It Was Me.
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I Never Met A Woman
Like You Before.
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A Lovely, Intelligent,
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Compassionate Woman,
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With Untiring Patience
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And Homeric
Sexual Stamina.
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A Woman Who Feels
As Deeply About Me
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As...I Do Of Her.
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And When Two People Feel
That Way About Each Other,
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Steps Must Be Taken,
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Commitments Made.
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Agnes...
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I Think We
Should Move In Together.
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Don't Worry.
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I Have Smelling Salts,
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In Case You Feel
The Need To Swoon.
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Well?
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I Don't Know
What To Say.
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I Mean...
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This Is A Gigantic
Consideration,
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And It's All So...
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Sudden.
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Come On.
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Do You Really Mean
To Tell Me
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You Didn't
See This Coming
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Like A...
Heat-Seeking Missile?
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Well, Agnes, We Can't
Keep Dating Forever.
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We Need To Lay Down
The Foundations
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For A Noble
And Recordable Future...
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Together.
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Herbert, I Can't Just
Move In With You.
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Maybe You've
Been Thinking This Over,
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But I Haven't.
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And It's Just Not
Something You Rush Into.
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Well,
It Is If You Care.
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Well, I Care,
But I Can't--
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Rush In, Not Move In.
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Do I Understand
You're Saying No?
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No.
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Then You're
Saying Yes?
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No.
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No?
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Yes,
I'm Not Saying No.
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No, I'm Not
Saying Yes.
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It's Just That...
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I Need To Think
About It.
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It's Not A Yes,
It's Not A No,
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You Know?
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It's Just A...
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I Don't Know.
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You Know?
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I Know.
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I Know You Know.
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Thanks, Burt.
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Funny, Viola--
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Looks Like Someone
Dropped A Load
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of Hot Fudge All Over You.
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Field Notes
On The Consolidated Case.
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0400 Hours...Again.
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The Hour Of The Wolf...
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vargtimen.
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The End Of Another Shift.
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When I Go Home,
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What Do I Have
To Look Forward To--
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Those Little Touches
Of Femininity
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That Turn A Cold,
Lonely Apartment
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Into A Home?
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The Woman I Love
Asleep In My Bed?
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A Sandwich In The Fridge
With A Note--
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"Thought You'd Be Hungry"?
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No.
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This Investigating Agent Goes
To Bed On An Empty Stomach.
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Why Would Agnes
Not Want To Live With Me?
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All Right. Wait A Minute.
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Let's Start
With Why She Would.
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I Am Earnest,
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I'm A Voracious Reader,
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Courteous To A Fault,
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I Always Signal
When I'm Changing Lanes.
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She Would Be One Lucky Gal
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To Live
With A Guy Like Me.
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But Still, I Must
Consider The Possibility,
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However Remote,
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That She Might Reject Me,
That She Might Say No.
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There. I've Said It.
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And Because I've Said It,
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She Won't Say No.
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She'll Say Yes.
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She's Got To Say Yes!
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The Truth Is,
The Ball's In Her Court Now.
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Whatever She Decides,
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It's Out Of My Hands!
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Out Of My Hands!
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The Die Is Cast!
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alia Iacta Est!
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It's Out Of My Hands!
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Hi, Honey!
265
00:14:40,334 --> 00:14:42,200
Agnes? What Are You
Doing Here?
266
00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:43,667
What Do You Mean
What Am I Doing Here?
267
00:14:43,667 --> 00:14:46,400
You Asked Me To Move In.
So I Did.
268
00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:49,200
You Didn't Have
To Do All This.
269
00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:52,467
I Know, But I Wanted To,
270
00:14:52,467 --> 00:14:54,901
Because You Told Me
How Hard
271
00:14:54,901 --> 00:14:56,400
You'd Been Working
Lately.
272
00:14:56,400 --> 00:14:58,000
Here. I'll Let You
Sit Down
273
00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:59,200
In Your Favorite Chair
274
00:14:59,200 --> 00:15:01,901
While I Get
Breakfast Ready.
275
00:15:03,100 --> 00:15:05,000
Afterwards...
276
00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:08,701
I'll Run You
A Nice Hot Bath
277
00:15:08,701 --> 00:15:10,901
And Rub
Warm Almond Oil
278
00:15:10,901 --> 00:15:13,100
All Over Your Body.
279
00:15:13,100 --> 00:15:14,868
Oh, Agnes.
280
00:15:15,934 --> 00:15:18,868
What Did I Ever Do
To Deserve You?
281
00:15:18,868 --> 00:15:22,000
Don't Be Silly, Burt.
282
00:15:23,067 --> 00:15:27,133
You're Earnest,
A Voracious Reader,
283
00:15:27,133 --> 00:15:29,634
Courteous To A Fault.
284
00:15:29,634 --> 00:15:32,067
I Admire The Way
You Signal
285
00:15:32,067 --> 00:15:34,901
When You Change Lanes.
286
00:15:34,901 --> 00:15:36,334
But...
287
00:15:37,601 --> 00:15:40,067
You're Not Exactly
A Matinee Idol
288
00:15:40,067 --> 00:15:44,100
Or A Rugged Man's Man,
Brimming With Character.
289
00:15:46,534 --> 00:15:48,000
Let's Face It, Burt--
290
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,868
You're Not Really
The Type Of Guy
291
00:15:49,868 --> 00:15:50,934
That Gets The Girl.
292
00:15:50,934 --> 00:15:53,734
I Don't Know
What I Was Thinking.
293
00:15:59,133 --> 00:16:00,400
Wait!
294
00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:20,467
You've Snapped.
295
00:16:22,033 --> 00:16:23,300
You're Losing Your Mind.
296
00:16:24,534 --> 00:16:26,000
You're Wigging Out.
297
00:16:27,567 --> 00:16:30,567
No. No.
298
00:16:30,567 --> 00:16:32,567
You're Just Tired.
299
00:16:32,567 --> 00:16:33,834
That's All.
300
00:16:35,234 --> 00:16:36,334
Yeah.
301
00:16:37,567 --> 00:16:38,667
Exhausted.
302
00:16:40,067 --> 00:16:42,501
Your Mind's
Playing Tricks On You.
303
00:16:44,334 --> 00:16:47,000
What You Need Is Sleep.
304
00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:51,334
Yeah. Sleep.
305
00:16:54,167 --> 00:16:55,434
Sleep.
306
00:16:57,667 --> 00:16:59,701
But You Can't Sleep.
307
00:16:59,701 --> 00:17:01,701
That's How Tired You Are.
308
00:17:01,701 --> 00:17:04,434
You're So Tired,
You're Talking To Yourself.
309
00:17:04,434 --> 00:17:05,467
Next Thing You Know,
You'll Be Living
310
00:17:05,467 --> 00:17:07,234
In A Refrigerator
Carton Somewhere.
311
00:17:07,234 --> 00:17:09,701
Wait. Just Relax.
312
00:17:09,701 --> 00:17:12,701
Just Calm Down.
313
00:17:14,434 --> 00:17:15,534
Chill Out.
314
00:17:18,601 --> 00:17:19,868
Unwind.
315
00:17:22,067 --> 00:17:23,367
Yeah.
316
00:17:25,601 --> 00:17:27,033
That's What
You Need To Do.
317
00:17:34,567 --> 00:17:36,434
And Back...
318
00:17:36,434 --> 00:17:39,067
and Now Back To Our Movie,
Prince Of The Desert.
319
00:21:52,567 --> 00:21:54,968
You And Me Both, Pal.
320
00:21:54,968 --> 00:21:56,601
[Star-Spangled Banner
Plays]
321
00:22:01,901 --> 00:22:05,000
rompity Stompity, Romper Room
322
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:06,167
romper Room!
323
00:22:06,167 --> 00:22:07,834
Everyone Get Your Pencils Ready.
324
00:22:07,834 --> 00:22:09,334
You Get Your Pencils
Ready At Home.
325
00:22:09,334 --> 00:22:12,267
and Now Our Movie,
A Special Presentation
326
00:22:12,267 --> 00:22:14,267
of An All-Time Classic,
Casablanca.
327
00:23:08,501 --> 00:23:10,501
Another Mountain Dew.
328
00:23:10,501 --> 00:23:12,000
Make It A Double.
329
00:23:14,167 --> 00:23:15,667
Burt, Good Evening.
330
00:23:15,667 --> 00:23:17,167
Too Early To Tell.
331
00:23:17,167 --> 00:23:18,300
Burt, Would You Care To
Have A Drink With Us?
332
00:23:18,300 --> 00:23:19,734
I Never Drink
With Customers.
333
00:23:19,734 --> 00:23:20,934
Burt,
Where's The Restroom?
334
00:23:20,934 --> 00:23:22,434
Cross Your Legs.
335
00:23:44,300 --> 00:23:45,601
Good Evening, Burt.
336
00:23:45,601 --> 00:23:47,267
Captain Renault.
337
00:23:51,801 --> 00:23:55,300
I Understand We're Going To Have
A Famous Guest Here Tonight.
338
00:23:55,300 --> 00:23:56,701
Mr. Victor Laszlo.
339
00:23:56,701 --> 00:23:58,167
Yeah? Who's He?
340
00:23:58,167 --> 00:23:59,634
Oh, Just A Hero,
341
00:23:59,634 --> 00:24:02,100
A Hero
Of Global Proportions.
342
00:24:02,100 --> 00:24:04,133
A Hero Who By Comparison
343
00:24:04,133 --> 00:24:06,167
Makes Other Heroes
Seem Unheroic.
344
00:24:06,167 --> 00:24:09,200
A Hero Who,
If I Were A Woman,
345
00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:11,367
Would Be Welcome
To Smear Jam--
346
00:24:11,367 --> 00:24:12,934
I Get The Picture,
Renault.
347
00:24:12,934 --> 00:24:14,067
Yes, Well.
348
00:24:14,067 --> 00:24:15,567
It Seems That Laszlo
349
00:24:15,567 --> 00:24:17,901
Is Coming Here
To Meet Someone,
350
00:24:17,901 --> 00:24:19,667
Someone Who's Going To
Try And Help Him Escape.
351
00:24:19,667 --> 00:24:21,234
Help Him Escape?
352
00:24:21,234 --> 00:24:22,367
How?
353
00:24:22,367 --> 00:24:25,033
By Giving Him
Two Frequent Flyer Coupons
354
00:24:25,033 --> 00:24:27,934
Valid For Major Vacation Spots
All Over The World,
355
00:24:27,934 --> 00:24:29,901
Though Some Restrictions
Apply
356
00:24:29,901 --> 00:24:31,400
And Airline Employees
And Members Of Their Families
357
00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:33,300
Are Not Eligible.
358
00:24:33,300 --> 00:24:37,501
You Wouldn't Happen To Know
Where They Are, Would You?
359
00:24:37,501 --> 00:24:39,000
Me?
360
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:40,601
Why Should I Know?
361
00:24:40,601 --> 00:24:42,000
Because
We Arrested Ugarte,
362
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,501
The Man We Thought
Was Going To Help Him,
363
00:24:44,501 --> 00:24:46,534
And He Didn't Have
The Coupons On His Person,
364
00:24:46,534 --> 00:24:47,901
All Of Which Happened
In A Scene
365
00:24:47,901 --> 00:24:49,934
Which The Producers
Were Too Cheap To Film.
366
00:24:49,934 --> 00:24:52,501
Well, Why Would Laszlo
Need Two Coupons?
367
00:24:52,501 --> 00:24:56,200
Oh. They Say He's
Traveling With Someone.
368
00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:57,234
A Lady.
369
00:24:57,234 --> 00:24:59,567
A Very Beautiful Lady.
370
00:24:59,567 --> 00:25:01,033
The Kind Of Lady
371
00:25:01,033 --> 00:25:02,767
That Only Someone Like Him
Would Travel With.
372
00:25:02,767 --> 00:25:03,767
The Kind Of Lady
373
00:25:03,767 --> 00:25:07,100
That Someone Like You
Would Never...
374
00:25:07,100 --> 00:25:08,601
Oh, I'm Sorry.
375
00:25:08,601 --> 00:25:11,534
Was There A Woman Once
In Your Past?
376
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:15,100
No. I Didn't Think So.
377
00:25:15,100 --> 00:25:17,634
You See, The Reason
I'm Telling You All This, Burt,
378
00:25:17,634 --> 00:25:18,834
Is Because
I Want To Be Sure
379
00:25:18,834 --> 00:25:20,434
You Won't
Help Him Escape,
380
00:25:20,434 --> 00:25:21,534
Which Would
Allow Him To Form
381
00:25:21,534 --> 00:25:25,300
A Powerful
French Resistance Movement.
382
00:25:25,300 --> 00:25:28,300
I Stick My Neck Out
For Nobody.
383
00:25:28,300 --> 00:25:30,067
Why Would I Want To
Help Laszlo Escape?
384
00:25:37,467 --> 00:25:41,300
Welcome To Burt's
Cafe Americain, Monsieur.
385
00:25:41,300 --> 00:25:43,601
Laszlo. Victor Laszlo.
386
00:25:43,601 --> 00:25:47,801
[Singing
La Marseillaise]
387
00:25:58,601 --> 00:26:00,167
This Way, Monsieur,
Madame,
388
00:26:00,167 --> 00:26:01,701
s'il Vous Plait.
389
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:13,334
Sam?
390
00:26:13,334 --> 00:26:15,167
Sam, Is That You?
391
00:26:15,167 --> 00:26:16,400
Miss Agnes.
392
00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:18,167
Sam.
393
00:26:18,167 --> 00:26:19,734
How Are You?
394
00:26:19,734 --> 00:26:20,901
Please, Miss Agnes,
395
00:26:20,901 --> 00:26:21,901
Don't Ask Me
To Play That Song.
396
00:26:21,901 --> 00:26:23,067
Don't Ask You To What?
397
00:26:23,067 --> 00:26:24,167
You Know
What I'm Talking About.
398
00:26:24,167 --> 00:26:25,734
I Do?
You Know You Do.
399
00:26:25,734 --> 00:26:27,567
No, I Don't, Sam.
400
00:26:27,567 --> 00:26:28,734
Yes, You Do, Girl.
401
00:26:28,734 --> 00:26:29,734
No, I Don't.
402
00:26:29,734 --> 00:26:31,267
Yes, You Do!
I Don't!
403
00:26:31,267 --> 00:26:33,100
You Do!
What Song?
404
00:26:33,100 --> 00:26:34,300
This Song.
405
00:26:34,300 --> 00:26:36,334
[Plays Chopsticks]
406
00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:43,667
Sam, I Thought I
Told You Never
407
00:26:43,667 --> 00:26:44,834
To Play That--
408
00:26:50,968 --> 00:26:52,400
Why, Agnes...
409
00:26:53,634 --> 00:26:54,634
Hello.
410
00:26:54,634 --> 00:26:56,300
Hello, Burt.
411
00:26:58,801 --> 00:27:01,734
Burt, I'd Like You
To Meet Victor Laszlo.
412
00:27:01,734 --> 00:27:03,334
How Do You Do?
413
00:27:03,334 --> 00:27:05,067
vive La France.
414
00:27:05,067 --> 00:27:06,968
Victor Is A Famous
Freedom Fighter,
415
00:27:06,968 --> 00:27:08,801
Idealist,
Theoretical Physicist,
416
00:27:08,801 --> 00:27:11,267
And A Brilliant Philosopher
In His Off Hours.
417
00:27:11,267 --> 00:27:12,300
Agnes, Please.
418
00:27:12,300 --> 00:27:14,434
You Know How I Hate
The Word "Famous."
419
00:27:14,434 --> 00:27:17,367
He Risks His Life
All Over The World
420
00:27:17,367 --> 00:27:19,501
Fighting Oppression
And Dictatorships,
421
00:27:19,501 --> 00:27:20,901
So That
People Everywhere
422
00:27:20,901 --> 00:27:22,801
Can Pursue Truth,
Justice...
423
00:27:23,968 --> 00:27:27,100
And Unparalleled
Pleasure.
424
00:27:27,100 --> 00:27:30,567
I've Always Preferred
The Parallel Kind Myself.
425
00:27:30,567 --> 00:27:34,033
Ramon, The Best Table
For My Guests
426
00:27:34,033 --> 00:27:36,033
And No Two-Drink Minimum.
427
00:27:36,033 --> 00:27:37,534
beaucoup Thank Yous,
Monsieur Burt,
428
00:27:37,534 --> 00:27:41,033
But I'm Off To Find Ugarte
And The Frequent Flyer Coupons.
429
00:27:41,033 --> 00:27:43,000
We Must Be On A Plane
Tomorrow Morning
430
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:44,767
For The Sake
Of The Free World.
431
00:27:44,767 --> 00:27:46,167
I'm Going With You
To Find Him, Victor.
432
00:27:46,167 --> 00:27:47,567
No, Agnes. Wait Here.
433
00:27:47,567 --> 00:27:49,467
It Is Much Too Dangerous
To Come With Me.
434
00:27:49,467 --> 00:27:51,601
Danger Means Nothing
When I'm With You--
435
00:27:51,601 --> 00:27:55,334
A Real Hero, A Hero Of
Global Proportions,
436
00:27:55,334 --> 00:27:59,434
The Kind Of Hero
Who'd Be Welcome To--
437
00:27:59,434 --> 00:28:02,200
Let's Get A Bottle Of
Jam And Blow This Joint.
438
00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:03,534
Very Well.
439
00:28:05,767 --> 00:28:07,667
It's Good To
See You Again, Burt.
440
00:28:07,667 --> 00:28:09,968
Yeah. Swell.
441
00:28:09,968 --> 00:28:11,667
Maybe We'll
See Each Other Again.
442
00:28:11,667 --> 00:28:13,901
Yeah. Swell.
443
00:28:35,734 --> 00:28:37,234
Of All The Gin Joints
444
00:28:37,234 --> 00:28:40,067
In All The Towns
In All The World,
445
00:28:40,067 --> 00:28:41,601
She Walks Into Yours.
446
00:28:41,601 --> 00:28:44,601
Hey! I'm Supposed
To Say That.
447
00:28:44,601 --> 00:28:45,901
Oh. Sorry.
448
00:28:45,901 --> 00:28:47,801
Sorry? It's Only The
Best Line In The Script.
449
00:28:47,801 --> 00:28:48,801
I'm Sorry.
450
00:28:48,801 --> 00:28:49,801
How Many Times Do You
Get A Chance
451
00:28:49,801 --> 00:28:51,234
To Say
A Line Like That?
452
00:28:51,234 --> 00:28:52,234
I Said I'm Sorry.
453
00:28:52,234 --> 00:28:55,634
A Lot Of Good
Sorry Will Do Now.
454
00:28:55,634 --> 00:28:57,767
Wait A Minute.
455
00:28:57,767 --> 00:29:00,400
I Still Have
The Airport Scene.
456
00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:01,767
What?
457
00:29:01,767 --> 00:29:03,067
Never Mind.
458
00:29:03,067 --> 00:29:05,667
Let's Just Say
That She And I
459
00:29:05,667 --> 00:29:08,601
Still Have Something
To Talk About.
460
00:29:31,667 --> 00:29:32,767
Evening, Boss.
461
00:29:32,767 --> 00:29:35,534
Sam, It's Been A Long
And Tortuous Night,
462
00:29:35,534 --> 00:29:37,100
The Kind Of Night
Where Uncertainty
463
00:29:37,100 --> 00:29:41,167
Hangs In The Air
Like Cheap Perfume.
464
00:29:41,167 --> 00:29:44,534
When The New Dawn
Is Your Only Friend
465
00:29:44,534 --> 00:29:45,534
And Yet, In It's
Own Twisted Way,
466
00:29:45,534 --> 00:29:48,167
Your Enemy As Well.
467
00:29:48,167 --> 00:29:50,567
When Lives Are
Thrown Topsy-Turvy,
468
00:29:50,567 --> 00:29:51,634
The World Turned
Upside Down.
469
00:29:51,634 --> 00:29:54,000
But Even
Knowing All That,
470
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:57,634
I Still Have To
Ask You...
471
00:29:57,634 --> 00:29:59,400
What Are You Doing
In This Scene?
472
00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:00,801
You Told Me
To Bring The Coupons.
473
00:30:00,801 --> 00:30:02,234
Oh!
That's Right. I Did.
474
00:30:02,234 --> 00:30:04,234
We Skipped A Couple
Of Extra Scenes.
475
00:30:04,234 --> 00:30:05,234
I Need You Around
476
00:30:05,234 --> 00:30:06,234
So I Can
Catch Everybody Up
477
00:30:06,234 --> 00:30:07,234
On The Exposition
478
00:30:07,234 --> 00:30:08,901
Without Talking
To Myself.
479
00:30:08,901 --> 00:30:10,400
So, Ask Me
What It Means,
480
00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:13,133
The Coupons,
Me At The Airport.
481
00:30:13,133 --> 00:30:14,567
So What's It Mean, Boss?
482
00:30:14,567 --> 00:30:16,000
The Coupons,
You At The Airport?
483
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:17,901
It Means That
We're Approaching
484
00:30:17,901 --> 00:30:19,234
The End Of Another
Chapter, Sam,
485
00:30:19,234 --> 00:30:20,801
The Final Chapter.
486
00:30:20,801 --> 00:30:22,567
Closing The Book
On A Story
487
00:30:22,567 --> 00:30:24,367
That's Run It's Course.
488
00:30:24,367 --> 00:30:25,667
English, Boss.
489
00:30:25,667 --> 00:30:27,601
She's Getting On
The Plane With Laszlo.
490
00:30:27,601 --> 00:30:28,667
What? Just Like That?
491
00:30:28,667 --> 00:30:30,100
Yesterday's News,
Tomorrow's Blues?
492
00:30:30,100 --> 00:30:31,868
Another Notch
On History's Bedpost?
493
00:30:31,868 --> 00:30:34,734
Can It, Sam.
You Got It All Wrong.
494
00:30:34,734 --> 00:30:36,534
She's Leaving,
All Right.
495
00:30:36,534 --> 00:30:38,300
But She Doesn't
Think She's Leaving.
496
00:30:38,300 --> 00:30:39,767
She Thinks
She's Staying.
497
00:30:39,767 --> 00:30:41,200
But She's Not Staying.
498
00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:42,367
She's Leaving.
499
00:30:42,367 --> 00:30:44,033
And She's Not Leaving
500
00:30:44,033 --> 00:30:45,367
For The Reason
You Think She's Leaving.
501
00:30:45,367 --> 00:30:46,367
She's Leaving
502
00:30:46,367 --> 00:30:48,200
For The Reason
I Want Her To Leave,
503
00:30:48,200 --> 00:30:49,400
Which Has Nothing To Do
504
00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:51,033
With The Reason That She
Thinks She's Staying.
505
00:30:51,033 --> 00:30:52,067
Are You With Me, Sam?
506
00:30:52,067 --> 00:30:53,567
Somebody's Got To Be.
507
00:30:53,567 --> 00:30:55,000
I Told Her I'd Meet Them
Here With The Coupons,
508
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:56,734
But She Loves Me, Sam.
509
00:30:56,734 --> 00:30:59,133
She's Not Gonna Want
To Get On That Plane.
510
00:30:59,133 --> 00:31:00,567
She Has A Chance
To Make It Up
511
00:31:00,567 --> 00:31:02,367
For Leaving Me
That First Time,
512
00:31:02,367 --> 00:31:05,367
And Knowing Agnes,
She'll Grab It.
513
00:31:05,367 --> 00:31:06,701
Say What?
514
00:31:06,701 --> 00:31:08,868
The Chance, Sam!
She'll Grab The Chance.
515
00:31:10,534 --> 00:31:13,133
I'm Not
Going To Let Her.
516
00:31:13,133 --> 00:31:15,267
There Are Lots Of Ways
Of Being The Kind Of Man
517
00:31:15,267 --> 00:31:17,267
That Women Love.
518
00:31:17,267 --> 00:31:19,734
Not All Of Them Include
Getting The Girl.
519
00:31:49,002 --> 00:31:50,201
Agnes.
520
00:31:50,201 --> 00:31:53,534
Victor, Could You Put
The Luggage On Board?
521
00:31:53,534 --> 00:31:55,701
Burt And I
Have To Speak.
522
00:31:55,701 --> 00:31:56,868
Of Course, Dear.
523
00:31:56,868 --> 00:31:59,601
Trust Is The Key
To Any Relationship.
524
00:32:13,935 --> 00:32:15,301
Burt--
525
00:32:15,301 --> 00:32:16,501
Agnes, There's A Time
For Talking
526
00:32:16,501 --> 00:32:17,835
And A Time For Listening,
And The Way I See It,
527
00:32:17,835 --> 00:32:20,068
It's Time For Me To Do
The Talking For Both Of Us.
528
00:32:20,068 --> 00:32:22,068
What We Feel, What We Need,
529
00:32:22,068 --> 00:32:24,368
None Of That
Matters Anymore.
530
00:32:24,368 --> 00:32:25,768
Maybe Someday
You'll Understand
531
00:32:25,768 --> 00:32:27,234
That The Problems
Of 3 Little People
532
00:32:27,234 --> 00:32:30,868
Don't Amount To A Hill Of Beans
In This Crazy World.
533
00:32:30,868 --> 00:32:34,267
Maybe Someday I'll Understand
Why I Always Talk Like That.
534
00:32:34,267 --> 00:32:35,334
But For Now...
535
00:32:37,534 --> 00:32:39,701
Here's Looking At You,
Kid.
536
00:32:41,868 --> 00:32:43,401
Here's Looking At Me?
537
00:32:43,401 --> 00:32:46,434
What Does That Mean,
"Here's Looking At Me"?
538
00:32:46,434 --> 00:32:47,835
Never Mind.
I'm Just Telling You
539
00:32:47,835 --> 00:32:51,401
We've Got To Put Aside
Our Own Desires, Our Own Needs.
540
00:32:51,401 --> 00:32:53,201
You've Got To Do
The Right Thing.
541
00:32:53,201 --> 00:32:54,534
You've Got To
Get On That Plane
542
00:32:54,534 --> 00:32:55,835
Where You Belong.
543
00:32:55,835 --> 00:32:57,768
Of Course I'm Getting
On The Plane.
544
00:32:57,768 --> 00:32:58,935
It's Leaving Any Minute.
545
00:32:58,935 --> 00:33:00,768
Besides,
Victor's On Board.
546
00:33:00,768 --> 00:33:02,868
Where Else Would I Go?
547
00:33:04,935 --> 00:33:08,002
Ohh. You Thought...
548
00:33:08,002 --> 00:33:09,534
You And I.
549
00:33:14,735 --> 00:33:16,201
Well, That's All Right.
550
00:33:16,201 --> 00:33:17,968
I...I Understand.
551
00:33:17,968 --> 00:33:19,635
You're Trying
To Be Strong.
552
00:33:19,635 --> 00:33:21,468
I Respect That.
553
00:33:21,468 --> 00:33:23,568
If It's Any Help,
554
00:33:23,568 --> 00:33:28,035
Just Remember,
We'll Always Have Paris.
555
00:33:28,035 --> 00:33:30,935
We Were
Never In Paris, Burt.
556
00:33:30,935 --> 00:33:31,968
Burt, I Think
557
00:33:31,968 --> 00:33:33,801
You Should Rethink
This Whole Approach.
558
00:33:33,801 --> 00:33:35,267
This Role
Just Isn't You.
559
00:33:35,267 --> 00:33:37,468
I Don't Want To Be Mean,
But The Truth Is
560
00:33:37,468 --> 00:33:39,701
Some Guys Just Can't
Pull This Off.
561
00:33:39,701 --> 00:33:41,267
Noble Good-Byes
Are Only Good
562
00:33:41,267 --> 00:33:45,301
If You're The Kind Of
Man Who's Hard To Leave.
563
00:33:45,301 --> 00:33:46,901
Don't Be Upset.
564
00:33:46,901 --> 00:33:48,102
Being The Guy Who
Wins The Girl's Love
565
00:33:48,102 --> 00:33:49,801
Isn't Everything.
566
00:33:49,801 --> 00:33:51,601
There's Always
Comic Relief.
567
00:33:54,134 --> 00:33:56,635
Well, Got To Run.
568
00:34:01,134 --> 00:34:03,534
If You're Ever
In Monte Carlo.
569
00:34:07,002 --> 00:34:08,234
Agnes, Wait.
570
00:34:08,234 --> 00:34:10,701
You Can't Leave Me
Like This.
571
00:34:10,701 --> 00:34:12,701
You've Got To
Give Me Another Chance.
572
00:34:12,701 --> 00:34:15,002
Who Cares About France?
573
00:34:15,002 --> 00:34:17,768
We're Not French.
The French Are Rude.
574
00:34:17,768 --> 00:34:19,368
I Was Lying When I Said
You Should Do The Right Thing
575
00:34:19,368 --> 00:34:20,468
And Go With Victor.
576
00:34:20,468 --> 00:34:22,301
You're Right.
I'm Not That Noble.
577
00:34:22,301 --> 00:34:23,368
You Should
Do The Wrong Thing
578
00:34:23,368 --> 00:34:25,368
And Stay With Me!
579
00:34:25,368 --> 00:34:27,468
Please, Agnes, Please!
580
00:34:27,468 --> 00:34:28,568
I Was Making It All Up.
581
00:34:28,568 --> 00:34:31,568
Just One More Chance.
I'm Begging You!
582
00:34:32,935 --> 00:34:36,668
Anything You Want,
I Tell You.
583
00:34:36,668 --> 00:34:37,835
Anything!
584
00:34:37,835 --> 00:34:39,368
I'll Pay You!
585
00:34:39,368 --> 00:34:40,868
Would You Like That?
586
00:34:40,868 --> 00:34:41,935
I'll Give You Money!
587
00:34:41,935 --> 00:34:44,601
I Can Change.
Whatever It Takes.
588
00:34:44,601 --> 00:34:46,768
Just Tell Me
What You Want!
589
00:34:46,768 --> 00:34:48,868
I Can Dress
Differently.
590
00:34:48,868 --> 00:34:50,568
I Can Shave.
591
00:34:50,568 --> 00:34:54,334
I Can...
Be Taller!
592
00:34:54,334 --> 00:34:58,035
Burt, Get A Hold
Of Yourself.
593
00:34:58,035 --> 00:35:01,167
The Answer Is No.
N-O. No.
594
00:35:01,167 --> 00:35:02,434
And It Will Be Best
For Everyone
595
00:35:02,434 --> 00:35:04,635
If You Would Just
Let Go Of My Ankle
596
00:35:04,635 --> 00:35:06,768
And Accept It.
597
00:35:12,534 --> 00:35:14,668
You're Not Enough
Man For Me!
598
00:35:40,468 --> 00:35:42,735
Lost Her Again, Hmm?
599
00:35:48,668 --> 00:35:51,134
Too Late For Me
To Stop Them.
600
00:35:51,134 --> 00:35:53,102
France Has Her Champion,
601
00:35:53,102 --> 00:35:55,468
And So Does
Agnes Dipesto.
602
00:35:55,468 --> 00:35:57,568
My Life Is Over.
603
00:35:57,568 --> 00:35:59,167
And You Know Why?
604
00:35:59,167 --> 00:36:01,668
Because You Let Her
Say No.
605
00:36:01,668 --> 00:36:03,334
You Were
On The Right Track,
606
00:36:03,334 --> 00:36:04,501
But You Didn't
Close The Sale.
607
00:36:04,501 --> 00:36:05,735
You Folded.
608
00:36:05,735 --> 00:36:07,401
You Let Her
Take Over.
609
00:36:07,401 --> 00:36:10,068
You Gave Her The Chance
To Reject You.
610
00:36:10,068 --> 00:36:11,801
Always, I Repeat,
611
00:36:11,801 --> 00:36:14,901
Always Say No Before
The Woman Can,
612
00:36:14,901 --> 00:36:16,801
Or You Will Likely
Suffer A Humiliation
613
00:36:16,801 --> 00:36:19,035
From Which You
Will Never Recover.
614
00:36:22,301 --> 00:36:25,167
Always Say No
Before The Woman Can.
615
00:36:26,968 --> 00:36:28,468
[Ding]
616
00:36:49,102 --> 00:36:50,434
Where's Agnes?
617
00:36:50,434 --> 00:36:51,901
At The Dentist.
618
00:37:05,334 --> 00:37:06,401
Listen.
I Know You're Busy
619
00:37:06,401 --> 00:37:07,735
Trying To Make The World
Safe For Grapefruit,
620
00:37:07,735 --> 00:37:09,002
But I Wonder If I Could
Ask You Something?
621
00:37:09,002 --> 00:37:10,134
What Is It?
622
00:37:10,134 --> 00:37:11,301
Well, Me And The Boys
623
00:37:11,301 --> 00:37:13,035
Were Kind Of Wondering
What The Outcome Was.
624
00:37:13,035 --> 00:37:14,035
The Outcome?
625
00:37:14,035 --> 00:37:15,035
The Outcome.
626
00:37:15,035 --> 00:37:16,501
We Can't Collect
On Our Wagers
627
00:37:16,501 --> 00:37:18,068
Until We Know
What The Answer Is.
628
00:37:18,068 --> 00:37:19,102
The Answer To What?
629
00:37:19,102 --> 00:37:20,301
To The Big Question,
630
00:37:20,301 --> 00:37:21,434
To The Kind That Only
Comes Along
631
00:37:21,434 --> 00:37:22,468
Once Or Twice A Year.
632
00:37:22,468 --> 00:37:24,301
Will Poindexter
Implicate The President?
633
00:37:24,301 --> 00:37:25,668
Will Leonard
Take Hagler?
634
00:37:25,668 --> 00:37:27,701
Will Agnes Consent To
Move In With You?
635
00:37:27,701 --> 00:37:29,701
Don't You People
Have Some Blocks
636
00:37:29,701 --> 00:37:31,401
You Could Play With?
637
00:37:34,501 --> 00:37:35,668
I Knew It.
638
00:37:35,668 --> 00:37:37,501
He'd Tell Me
If She Said Yes.
639
00:37:37,501 --> 00:37:38,835
She Said No,
Didn't She?
640
00:37:38,835 --> 00:37:40,167
nein. Negativo.
641
00:37:40,167 --> 00:37:41,601
Have A Nice Life.
642
00:37:46,801 --> 00:37:50,534
You Couldn't Be
More Wrong, Macgilicruddy.
643
00:37:50,534 --> 00:37:53,635
Actually, Not That's
It's Any Of Your Business,
644
00:37:53,635 --> 00:37:56,068
She Beat Me To The Punch.
645
00:37:57,301 --> 00:37:59,267
And I Wish She Hadn't.
646
00:38:00,668 --> 00:38:03,668
You Know, A Man Gains
A Ton Of Perspective
647
00:38:03,668 --> 00:38:05,935
Out There On The Firing Line,
648
00:38:05,935 --> 00:38:07,768
In The Dead Of Night,
649
00:38:07,768 --> 00:38:11,267
Just You And
The Dark Dagger Of The Unknown.
650
00:38:11,267 --> 00:38:14,035
You Learn To Think
Pretty Clearly
651
00:38:14,035 --> 00:38:15,035
When The Only Thing
652
00:38:15,035 --> 00:38:16,768
Standing Between
Yourself And Nothingness
653
00:38:16,768 --> 00:38:18,768
Is Your Nerves
And Your Knuckles.
654
00:38:18,768 --> 00:38:21,234
You Might Have
That Experience Someday.
655
00:38:21,234 --> 00:38:23,601
She Dropped Him
Right On His Head.
656
00:38:23,601 --> 00:38:26,601
What I'm Telling You Is,
I Tested My Mettle,
657
00:38:26,601 --> 00:38:27,601
And My Mettle
658
00:38:27,601 --> 00:38:30,334
Can Do A Lot Better
Than Agnes Dipesto.
659
00:38:30,334 --> 00:38:32,002
I Wonder How Your Mettle
Would Do
660
00:38:32,002 --> 00:38:33,301
On A Polygraph Test.
661
00:38:33,301 --> 00:38:35,968
Hell, The Girl Got Down
On Her Hand And Knees
662
00:38:35,968 --> 00:38:37,267
And Begged Me.
663
00:38:37,267 --> 00:38:39,334
I Was Afraid
She'd Do Herself In.
664
00:38:39,334 --> 00:38:41,835
I Told Her
I'd Think It Over,
665
00:38:41,835 --> 00:38:42,901
But What I Was Really
Trying To Figure Out
666
00:38:42,901 --> 00:38:45,935
Was How Was I Gonna
Let Her Down Easy?
667
00:38:45,935 --> 00:38:50,635
I Mean, After Steno Skills,
What Does She Have To Offer?
668
00:38:50,635 --> 00:38:52,167
I Ask You.
669
00:38:52,167 --> 00:38:53,668
Let's Face It.
670
00:38:53,668 --> 00:38:55,534
Shacking Up Together
671
00:38:55,534 --> 00:38:58,501
Would Be Strictly
A Mercy Proposition.
672
00:38:58,501 --> 00:38:59,668
Nothing More.
673
00:38:59,668 --> 00:39:02,501
Agnes Dipesto
Does Nothing More For Me
674
00:39:02,501 --> 00:39:03,968
Than A Brillo Pad.
675
00:39:06,701 --> 00:39:08,035
Sorry I'm Late.
676
00:39:08,035 --> 00:39:10,035
Well! Agnes,
I Need To Talk To You!
677
00:39:10,035 --> 00:39:13,368
I Never Needed To Talk
To Anybody This Much!
678
00:39:17,635 --> 00:39:19,534
So How Did
The Dentist Go?
679
00:39:19,534 --> 00:39:20,534
No Cavities.
680
00:39:20,534 --> 00:39:22,534
Great. Fantastic.
681
00:39:22,534 --> 00:39:25,035
your Health, Agnes,
It's Numero Uno.
682
00:39:25,035 --> 00:39:27,035
If You
Have Good Teeth,
683
00:39:27,035 --> 00:39:28,568
Nothing Else
Matters.
684
00:39:31,301 --> 00:39:32,801
Agnes...
685
00:39:32,801 --> 00:39:36,334
When Two People
Set Sail
686
00:39:36,334 --> 00:39:38,167
On A Course
Together,
687
00:39:38,167 --> 00:39:39,901
It's Important
That That Course
688
00:39:39,901 --> 00:39:40,935
Be Right
For Both Of Them.
689
00:39:40,935 --> 00:39:41,968
Wouldn't You Agree?
690
00:39:43,534 --> 00:39:44,534
Well, Agnes,
691
00:39:44,534 --> 00:39:46,868
I Have Done You
A Great Disservice.
692
00:39:46,868 --> 00:39:47,868
You Have?
693
00:39:47,868 --> 00:39:49,201
A Tremendous Injustice.
694
00:39:49,201 --> 00:39:50,501
I Don't Understand.
695
00:39:50,501 --> 00:39:52,167
I Hastily Placed
A Massive Burden
696
00:39:52,167 --> 00:39:53,568
Upon Your Shoulders
Yesterday,
697
00:39:53,568 --> 00:39:55,735
Which,
Upon Reflection,
698
00:39:55,735 --> 00:39:57,102
I Feel Duty Bound
To Lift.
699
00:39:57,102 --> 00:39:58,801
Herbert, What Are You
Blabbering About?
700
00:40:00,301 --> 00:40:02,501
Is This About
Moving In Together?
701
00:40:02,501 --> 00:40:03,935
I'm Afraid So.
702
00:40:03,935 --> 00:40:04,935
Herbert.
703
00:40:04,935 --> 00:40:07,501
I Thought About It
All Night.
704
00:40:07,501 --> 00:40:09,068
I Soaked
In The Bathtub.
705
00:40:09,068 --> 00:40:11,068
I Stared At
The Ceiling,
706
00:40:11,068 --> 00:40:12,468
Trying To Figure Out
What To Do.
707
00:40:12,468 --> 00:40:14,935
And I Kept Coming Back
To The Same Answer.
708
00:40:16,334 --> 00:40:17,267
Yes.
709
00:40:19,201 --> 00:40:20,234
Yes?
710
00:40:20,234 --> 00:40:21,267
Yes.
711
00:40:22,568 --> 00:40:23,935
It'll Take
Some Adjusting
712
00:40:23,935 --> 00:40:26,301
And Some
Compromising, But...
713
00:40:26,301 --> 00:40:30,968
I've Never Loved Anyone
As Much As I Do You.
714
00:40:30,968 --> 00:40:32,234
Really?
715
00:40:32,234 --> 00:40:33,334
Really.
716
00:40:34,768 --> 00:40:37,167
I Can't Wait
To Tell Everybody.
717
00:40:37,167 --> 00:40:38,401
Don't!
718
00:40:38,401 --> 00:40:40,401
Agnes...
719
00:40:40,401 --> 00:40:42,635
Let's Get New Jobs.
720
00:40:42,635 --> 00:40:43,968
Huh?
721
00:40:43,968 --> 00:40:46,501
Yeah! We're Launching
A New Life Together.
722
00:40:46,501 --> 00:40:49,234
Let's Just Crack A
Bottle Of Champagne
723
00:40:49,234 --> 00:40:50,468
Against
The Whole Deal
724
00:40:50,468 --> 00:40:52,668
And Leave Blue Moon
Behind, Too.
725
00:40:52,668 --> 00:40:53,701
There's An
Unemployment Office
726
00:40:53,701 --> 00:40:55,234
On The Eighth Floor.
727
00:40:55,234 --> 00:40:56,234
In Two Hours,
728
00:40:56,234 --> 00:40:57,234
We Can Not Only Be
Living Together,
729
00:40:57,234 --> 00:40:58,835
We Can Be
Animal Handlers
730
00:40:58,835 --> 00:41:00,267
That Are
Living Together.
731
00:41:00,267 --> 00:41:02,768
This Is Sleep
Deprivation, Isn't It?
732
00:41:02,768 --> 00:41:05,102
Herbert, Why Don't You
Go Home And Lie Down
733
00:41:05,102 --> 00:41:07,635
With Your
Special Blanket?
734
00:41:07,635 --> 00:41:09,102
Agnes...
735
00:41:47,201 --> 00:41:49,635
You Are A Chamber Pot
In A 42 Long!
736
00:41:49,635 --> 00:41:51,334
I Couldn't Listen
To Her Sing Your Praises
737
00:41:51,334 --> 00:41:53,501
After What You Said
About Her.
738
00:41:53,501 --> 00:41:54,501
O'neill,
739
00:41:54,501 --> 00:41:55,501
Send Macgillicuddy's
Dental Records
740
00:41:55,501 --> 00:41:57,002
To The Morgue
741
00:41:57,002 --> 00:41:58,568
So They'll Know What
They're Looking At.
742
00:41:58,568 --> 00:42:00,935
Brillo Pad,
Huh?
743
00:42:00,935 --> 00:42:02,434
Brillo Pad?
744
00:42:02,434 --> 00:42:04,301
A Pet Name, Sweetheart.
745
00:42:04,301 --> 00:42:05,901
Hypocrite.
746
00:42:05,901 --> 00:42:07,267
Oh, Agnes, Be Fair.
747
00:42:07,267 --> 00:42:08,334
Coward!
748
00:42:08,334 --> 00:42:09,668
That's Pretty Fair.
749
00:42:09,668 --> 00:42:12,735
So I Was On My Hands
And Knees Begging You?
750
00:42:12,735 --> 00:42:15,234
So You Told Me You Had
To Think About It?
751
00:42:15,234 --> 00:42:16,768
I Don't Recall Saying--
752
00:42:16,768 --> 00:42:18,301
This Was All Just A Way
Of Puffing Yourself Up
753
00:42:18,301 --> 00:42:20,068
In Front Of The Boys,
Wasn't It?
754
00:42:20,068 --> 00:42:21,568
I Feel Sorry For You,
755
00:42:21,568 --> 00:42:22,801
That Your Life
Is So Empty
756
00:42:22,801 --> 00:42:24,301
That You'd Resort To
Belittling The Woman
757
00:42:24,301 --> 00:42:27,201
Who Loves You.
758
00:42:27,201 --> 00:42:29,501
I Don't Want To Live
With A Liar,
759
00:42:29,501 --> 00:42:31,167
And I'm Not Gonna Spend
Any More Time
760
00:42:31,167 --> 00:42:32,868
Where I've Become
A Laughingstock.
761
00:42:40,701 --> 00:42:42,735
Agnes, Don't Go.
762
00:42:44,401 --> 00:42:45,768
Agnes, You Can't Go.
763
00:42:50,068 --> 00:42:51,401
Why Not?
764
00:42:51,401 --> 00:42:52,901
Because If You Left,
765
00:42:52,901 --> 00:42:55,901
I'd Never Be Able
To Live With Myself,
766
00:42:55,901 --> 00:42:58,701
Because This
Was All My Fault.
767
00:42:58,701 --> 00:43:01,701
I'm The Butt
Around Here, Not You.
768
00:43:01,701 --> 00:43:03,201
I Was Always Afraid
To Believe
769
00:43:03,201 --> 00:43:06,267
That A Woman Like You Would
Want To Live With Me.
770
00:43:06,267 --> 00:43:07,768
And Why Should You?
771
00:43:07,768 --> 00:43:09,267
All I Do Is
I Strut Around Here
772
00:43:09,267 --> 00:43:10,334
Pretending To Be
773
00:43:10,334 --> 00:43:12,035
Some Hotshot Young
Junior Investigator,
774
00:43:12,035 --> 00:43:13,935
Some Renaissance Man.
775
00:43:13,935 --> 00:43:15,601
But All I Am...
776
00:43:15,601 --> 00:43:16,935
All I Really Am
Is A Blowhard,
777
00:43:16,935 --> 00:43:20,768
Waiting For The Next Crumb
Mr. Addison Will Toss My Way.
778
00:43:23,434 --> 00:43:25,234
You Shouldn't Go, Agnes.
I Should.
779
00:43:25,234 --> 00:43:28,668
I Should Just Crawl Back
Into The Temp Pool
780
00:43:28,668 --> 00:43:31,434
And Never Show My Face
Around Here Again.
781
00:43:41,301 --> 00:43:42,501
I Don't Know What
Ever Made Me Believe
782
00:43:42,501 --> 00:43:44,568
That I Deserved
Someone Like You.
783
00:43:53,568 --> 00:43:55,068
Where Are You Going?
784
00:43:55,068 --> 00:43:58,434
Somewhere Where I Can Stay
Out Of Everybody's Way.
785
00:44:02,768 --> 00:44:04,768
How About My Place?
786
00:44:04,768 --> 00:44:08,102
Agnes, Why Are You Being
So Nice To Me?
787
00:44:08,102 --> 00:44:10,835
I Can't
Stop Now, Burt.
788
00:44:10,835 --> 00:44:12,968
I Told You I Wanted
To Live With You.
789
00:44:12,968 --> 00:44:14,534
I Wasn't Lying.
790
00:44:14,534 --> 00:44:16,035
I Never Lie.
791
00:44:16,035 --> 00:44:17,401
I Just Wish That
You Didn't Feel
792
00:44:17,401 --> 00:44:19,134
You Had To.
793
00:44:19,134 --> 00:44:21,501
That Was The Worst Thing
I've Ever Done
794
00:44:21,501 --> 00:44:22,901
In My Whole Life.
795
00:44:24,468 --> 00:44:26,468
I Betrayed
Everything We Have...
796
00:44:28,035 --> 00:44:30,401
How I Feel For You.
797
00:44:32,368 --> 00:44:34,935
That Was A Pretty Crummy
Thing To Do, Herbert.
798
00:44:37,334 --> 00:44:39,601
But I Think I Understand
Why You Did It.
799
00:44:41,234 --> 00:44:42,835
You Do?
800
00:44:45,234 --> 00:44:47,768
Well...Obviously
I'm Not The Hardcase
801
00:44:47,768 --> 00:44:49,134
I Appear To Be.
802
00:44:50,301 --> 00:44:52,234
The Fact Is...
803
00:44:52,234 --> 00:44:56,134
Deep Down, I'm Insecure,
804
00:44:56,134 --> 00:44:57,568
Especially About You.
805
00:45:00,735 --> 00:45:02,668
You Got To
Trust Me, Burt.
806
00:45:03,801 --> 00:45:06,134
We Got To Trust
Each Other.
807
00:45:06,134 --> 00:45:07,635
I Want To.
808
00:45:07,635 --> 00:45:10,568
It's Just Sometimes
My Imagination...
809
00:45:12,201 --> 00:45:14,501
This Morning On The Tv,
810
00:45:14,501 --> 00:45:16,935
I Lost You Twice.
811
00:45:19,068 --> 00:45:21,167
This Isn't Tv, Burt.
812
00:45:21,167 --> 00:45:23,901
This Is Just
You And Me.
813
00:45:27,334 --> 00:45:29,801
I Love You,
Agnes Dipesto.
814
00:45:31,334 --> 00:45:33,835
I Love You,
Herbert Viola.
815
00:45:41,501 --> 00:45:43,434
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816
00:45:56,002 --> 00:45:59,002
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00:45:59,002 --> 00:46:01,002
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818
00:46:01,002 --> 00:46:01,935
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819
00:46:07,935 --> 00:46:12,301
So Come Walk The Night
820
00:46:12,301 --> 00:46:17,601
Come Fly By Day
821
00:46:17,601 --> 00:46:21,701
Something Is Sweeter
822
00:46:21,701 --> 00:46:27,167
'cause We Met On The Way
823
00:46:27,167 --> 00:46:31,201
We'll Walk By Night
824
00:46:31,201 --> 00:46:36,601
We'll Fly By Day
825
00:46:36,601 --> 00:46:40,635
Moonlighting Strangers
826
00:46:40,635 --> 00:46:45,267
Who Just Met On The Way
827
00:46:45,267 --> 00:46:50,102
Who Just Met On The Way
828
00:46:50,102 --> 00:46:55,134
Who Just Met On The Way
829
00:46:55,184 --> 00:46:59,734
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