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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,334 --> 00:00:06,334 Captioning Made Possible By Lions Gate Home Entertainment 2 00:00:06,334 --> 00:00:09,434 Ooh, Oh, Oh 3 00:00:10,501 --> 00:00:18,868 So Come Walk The Night 4 00:00:18,868 --> 00:00:24,033 Come Fly By Day 5 00:00:24,033 --> 00:00:27,901 Something Is Sweeter 6 00:00:27,901 --> 00:00:33,701 'cause We Met On The Way 7 00:00:33,701 --> 00:00:37,534 We'll Walk By Night 8 00:00:37,534 --> 00:00:43,000 We'll Fly By Day 9 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:46,868 Moonlighting Strangers 10 00:00:46,868 --> 00:00:51,701 Who Just Met On The Way 11 00:00:51,701 --> 00:00:56,400 Who Just Met On The Way 12 00:00:56,400 --> 00:01:01,667 Who Just Met On The Way 13 00:01:02,901 --> 00:01:04,834 [Elevator Dings] 14 00:01:21,901 --> 00:01:23,467 Good Morning, Mr. Addison. 15 00:01:23,467 --> 00:01:24,734 Morning, Troops. 16 00:01:24,734 --> 00:01:26,067 Shoulders Back, Stomachs In, 17 00:01:26,067 --> 00:01:27,200 Chest Perked. 18 00:01:27,200 --> 00:01:28,200 The Sun's In The East, 19 00:01:28,200 --> 00:01:30,634 And The Ink Is In The Black. 20 00:01:32,734 --> 00:01:34,300 Nap Time's At 3:30. 21 00:01:34,300 --> 00:01:37,367 O'neil, You Can Be The Wake-Up Fairy Today. 22 00:01:37,367 --> 00:01:40,601 Wow, The Magic's Back. 23 00:01:40,601 --> 00:01:45,200 Another Day Cramming For Motherhood. 24 00:01:45,200 --> 00:01:46,200 You Know He Went Through 25 00:01:46,200 --> 00:01:48,400 Two Highlighter Pens Yesterday? 26 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:50,033 One Pink And One Blue. 27 00:01:50,033 --> 00:01:51,033 Next Thing You Know, 28 00:01:51,033 --> 00:01:53,734 He'll Be Knitting Booties. 29 00:01:53,734 --> 00:01:54,734 I Don't Know. 30 00:01:54,734 --> 00:01:57,434 Somehow, All This Stuff, 31 00:01:57,434 --> 00:02:00,000 It Just Doesn't Seem Very... 32 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:02,167 Guy-Like. 33 00:02:02,167 --> 00:02:04,067 I Mean, Pregnant Guys Do Different Things. 34 00:02:04,067 --> 00:02:05,501 They Open Doors, 35 00:02:05,501 --> 00:02:07,534 They Go Out In The Middle Of The Night 36 00:02:07,534 --> 00:02:09,634 In Search Of Weird Food. 37 00:02:09,634 --> 00:02:11,400 They Pace Up And Down Anxiously 38 00:02:11,400 --> 00:02:12,968 In Hospital Waiting Rooms. 39 00:02:12,968 --> 00:02:15,200 But They Don't Sit Around All Day 40 00:02:15,200 --> 00:02:16,868 reading The Stages Of Motherhood 41 00:02:16,868 --> 00:02:20,467 and The Wonderful World Of Pregnancy. 42 00:02:20,467 --> 00:02:22,267 Wouldn't You Read For Me? 43 00:02:22,267 --> 00:02:24,968 For You? 44 00:02:27,367 --> 00:02:31,267 For You I Would Commit Dr. Spock To Memory. 45 00:02:34,734 --> 00:02:36,601 Miss Dipesto? 46 00:02:38,067 --> 00:02:40,634 Can I See You A Minute? 47 00:02:44,167 --> 00:02:45,501 Yes, Mr. Addison? 48 00:02:45,501 --> 00:02:47,467 Agnes, You're A Woman. You Should Know About This. 49 00:02:47,467 --> 00:02:48,901 I Am? 50 00:02:48,901 --> 00:02:50,601 I Mean, About What Stuff? 51 00:02:50,601 --> 00:02:51,934 About Babies. 52 00:02:51,934 --> 00:02:54,434 Babies? 53 00:02:54,434 --> 00:02:56,100 Well, Yeah. I've Been Reading 54 00:02:56,100 --> 00:02:57,200 All This Stuff And Learning A Lot, 55 00:02:57,200 --> 00:02:58,767 But There Sure Is A Lot To Learn 56 00:02:58,767 --> 00:03:01,067 Before Mr. Stork Drops His Load Down Your Chimney. 57 00:03:01,067 --> 00:03:03,234 I Think It's Santa Claus That Drops His Load. 58 00:03:03,234 --> 00:03:05,100 The Stork Goes Right Up To The Doorstep. 59 00:03:05,100 --> 00:03:07,067 See? I Knew You'd Know About This Stuff. 60 00:03:07,067 --> 00:03:10,067 Sit Down. I Want To Run A Couple Of Questions By You. 61 00:03:10,067 --> 00:03:11,567 Run Away. 62 00:03:11,567 --> 00:03:14,367 Number One. Does It Hurt When A Baby Kicks? 63 00:03:14,367 --> 00:03:15,701 I Don't Know. 64 00:03:15,701 --> 00:03:17,567 Children Usually Like Me. 65 00:03:17,567 --> 00:03:20,434 No, I Mean When A Baby Kicks Inside. 66 00:03:20,434 --> 00:03:22,200 Does It Feel Like There's Another Whole Person 67 00:03:22,200 --> 00:03:23,367 Inside You Playing Soccer 68 00:03:23,367 --> 00:03:26,501 Or Just That You Got Ahold Of Some Bad Oysters? 69 00:03:26,501 --> 00:03:28,367 But I've Never Been Pregnant. 70 00:03:28,367 --> 00:03:29,567 But You're A Woman. 71 00:03:29,567 --> 00:03:31,067 You Girls Talk About These Things, Don't You? 72 00:03:31,067 --> 00:03:32,934 In The Powder Room, At Baby Showers. 73 00:03:32,934 --> 00:03:34,200 I Mean, You Must Know A Couple Women 74 00:03:34,200 --> 00:03:35,367 That Have Had Babies, Right? 75 00:03:35,367 --> 00:03:38,934 Well, I Know My Mother. 76 00:03:38,934 --> 00:03:40,667 She Was Pregnant. 77 00:03:40,667 --> 00:03:42,801 But I Don't Remember Very Much About It. 78 00:03:42,801 --> 00:03:44,234 Yeah, But You're A Woman. 79 00:03:44,234 --> 00:03:46,234 Don't You Just Know About These Things Instinctively? 80 00:03:46,234 --> 00:03:48,734 Yeah. 81 00:03:48,734 --> 00:03:49,934 What Things? 82 00:03:49,934 --> 00:03:52,234 Mother Things. 83 00:03:52,234 --> 00:03:54,567 For Instance, Do You Feel Like 84 00:03:54,567 --> 00:03:56,667 There's A Space Inside Your Body, 85 00:03:56,667 --> 00:04:00,400 A Space For The Baby To Grow? 86 00:04:00,400 --> 00:04:02,067 That Somewhere Between Your Ovaries, 87 00:04:02,067 --> 00:04:03,267 There's A Womb For Rent? 88 00:04:03,267 --> 00:04:05,300 I Don't Think So, Mr. Addison. 89 00:04:11,367 --> 00:04:14,400 I Think That Until A Woman's Pregnant, 90 00:04:14,400 --> 00:04:16,000 Her Instincts Aren't Pregnant Either. 91 00:04:17,367 --> 00:04:19,200 Maybe You Should Ask A Pregnant Person. 92 00:04:19,200 --> 00:04:22,868 Maybe You Could Ask Miss Hayes. 93 00:04:22,868 --> 00:04:25,234 Not Just Yet. 94 00:04:25,234 --> 00:04:28,901 Oh. I Thought... Maybe... 95 00:04:28,901 --> 00:04:30,434 Because You Were Doing All This... 96 00:04:30,434 --> 00:04:31,601 I Just Thought Maybe Miss Hayes 97 00:04:31,601 --> 00:04:32,534 Was Coming Home. 98 00:04:35,067 --> 00:04:37,767 Do You Know What A Futures Bet Is? 99 00:04:37,767 --> 00:04:39,300 That's Where You Bet That Your Team's 100 00:04:39,300 --> 00:04:40,367 Going To Win The World Series 101 00:04:40,367 --> 00:04:42,200 Before The Season Even Starts. 102 00:04:42,200 --> 00:04:43,667 It's Like A... 103 00:04:43,667 --> 00:04:44,934 An Act Of Faith. 104 00:04:44,934 --> 00:04:48,601 Yeah. It's Like That. 105 00:04:48,601 --> 00:04:50,100 You See, So Much Of What I Have To Learn 106 00:04:50,100 --> 00:04:52,467 Has Nothing To Do With These Books And Pamphlets. 107 00:04:52,467 --> 00:04:54,133 I Mean, The Only Thing I Really Know About 108 00:04:54,133 --> 00:04:55,300 Is Morning Sickness, 109 00:04:55,300 --> 00:04:56,467 And Most Of The Time I Didn't Even Wait 110 00:04:56,467 --> 00:04:58,801 Till The Morning. 111 00:04:58,801 --> 00:05:01,100 I Just--I Want To Learn, I Want To Be Ready. 112 00:05:01,100 --> 00:05:02,434 I Want To Be Able To Help. 113 00:05:02,434 --> 00:05:04,801 Maybe It Would Help 114 00:05:04,801 --> 00:05:06,634 To Be Around Other Pregnant People, 115 00:05:06,634 --> 00:05:08,133 People Who Are Going Through 116 00:05:08,133 --> 00:05:09,300 The Same Thing. 117 00:05:09,300 --> 00:05:13,400 You Could Join A Lamaze Group. 118 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:15,334 Lamaze. 119 00:05:16,667 --> 00:05:17,834 Now, That Sounds Like Something 120 00:05:17,834 --> 00:05:19,100 I Could Belly Up To. 121 00:05:33,334 --> 00:05:35,167 Hello. Can I Help You? 122 00:05:35,167 --> 00:05:36,667 Yes. I'm Looking For The Instructor 123 00:05:36,667 --> 00:05:37,767 Of This Lamaze Class. 124 00:05:37,767 --> 00:05:39,100 Oh. That's Me. Come On In. 125 00:05:39,100 --> 00:05:40,634 Oh, Good. 126 00:05:40,634 --> 00:05:41,834 I'm Angela Bridges, R.N. 127 00:05:41,834 --> 00:05:43,834 How Do You Do? David Addison. 128 00:05:43,834 --> 00:05:45,534 I Was Thinking Maybe I'd Like To Enroll. 129 00:05:45,534 --> 00:05:47,334 Oh. I'm Sorry, 130 00:05:47,334 --> 00:05:49,200 But This Class Is Already Full. 131 00:05:49,200 --> 00:05:50,868 But I'm Teaching Another One Tonight. 132 00:05:50,868 --> 00:05:52,734 7:00. Highland Elementary School. 133 00:05:52,734 --> 00:05:53,734 Great. 134 00:05:53,734 --> 00:05:54,667 Good. 135 00:05:55,868 --> 00:05:56,868 Why Don't You Fill This Out? 136 00:05:56,868 --> 00:05:58,033 We'll Get You Squared Away. 137 00:05:58,033 --> 00:05:59,367 Ok. 138 00:05:59,367 --> 00:06:00,367 Ok, Everybody. 139 00:06:00,367 --> 00:06:03,300 Coaches, Get Your Partners Comfortable 140 00:06:03,300 --> 00:06:05,868 And Start On The Progressive Relaxation Exercise 141 00:06:05,868 --> 00:06:07,133 I Taught You Last Week. 142 00:06:10,367 --> 00:06:12,400 Is This Your Wife's First Pregnancy? 143 00:06:12,400 --> 00:06:14,701 We're Not Really Married. 144 00:06:14,701 --> 00:06:16,534 No Lectures Here. 145 00:06:16,534 --> 00:06:17,701 As Long As You Love Each Other 146 00:06:17,701 --> 00:06:18,868 And Are Ready To Make A Commitment 147 00:06:18,868 --> 00:06:20,601 To Each Other And To Your Baby-- 148 00:06:20,601 --> 00:06:22,200 We Do Love Each Other. 149 00:06:22,200 --> 00:06:23,367 The Commitment Part Is Still A Little Bit 150 00:06:23,367 --> 00:06:24,467 Up In The Air-- 151 00:06:24,467 --> 00:06:25,667 For Her, Anyway. 152 00:06:27,200 --> 00:06:29,734 You Know, Lamaze Requires A Lot Of Teamwork, 153 00:06:29,734 --> 00:06:32,767 And If Either Of You Isn't Sure 154 00:06:32,767 --> 00:06:35,400 About, Well, About Whatever... 155 00:06:35,400 --> 00:06:36,400 Well, That's Ok, 156 00:06:36,400 --> 00:06:37,901 Because She's Not Really Here. 157 00:06:37,901 --> 00:06:39,067 She's Not? 158 00:06:39,067 --> 00:06:40,234 No. She's In Chicago. 159 00:06:40,234 --> 00:06:41,801 See, That's Not Really Important. 160 00:06:41,801 --> 00:06:42,901 The Important Thing Is 161 00:06:42,901 --> 00:06:45,601 That When She Does Decide To Commit, 162 00:06:45,601 --> 00:06:46,734 I Want To Know All This. 163 00:06:46,734 --> 00:06:48,601 I Want To Be The Best Father That I Can Be. 164 00:06:48,601 --> 00:06:50,701 You Know, I Really Wish 165 00:06:50,701 --> 00:06:53,067 Every Father Wanted To Be As Involved As You Do. 166 00:06:53,067 --> 00:06:54,734 But This Is About Couples 167 00:06:54,734 --> 00:06:56,634 Going Through Pregnancy Together, 168 00:06:56,634 --> 00:06:58,100 Helping Each Other. 169 00:06:58,100 --> 00:06:59,601 Once In A While, We Get A Single Mother 170 00:06:59,601 --> 00:07:02,534 Who May Want To Have Natural Childbirth, 171 00:07:02,534 --> 00:07:06,601 But A Father Without A Mother... 172 00:07:06,601 --> 00:07:07,868 I Don't Know. 173 00:07:07,868 --> 00:07:09,901 I'm Afraid You And The Other Class Members 174 00:07:09,901 --> 00:07:11,868 Would Feel A Little Awkward. 175 00:07:14,601 --> 00:07:17,767 Well. I Guess There's No Sense 176 00:07:17,767 --> 00:07:18,767 In Continuing This. 177 00:07:18,767 --> 00:07:21,367 I'm Really Sorry. 178 00:07:21,367 --> 00:07:22,701 Me, Too. 179 00:07:22,701 --> 00:07:23,701 Nice To Meet You. 180 00:07:23,701 --> 00:07:24,701 Good Luck. 181 00:07:24,701 --> 00:07:26,267 Ok. 182 00:07:26,267 --> 00:07:27,601 Bridges: Ok, People, 183 00:07:27,601 --> 00:07:30,767 I Want To Begin With Some Stretching Exercises Today. 184 00:07:30,767 --> 00:07:32,300 We're Going To Put Aside Any Thoughts 185 00:07:32,300 --> 00:07:34,133 About Car Payments, Mortgages, 186 00:07:34,133 --> 00:07:36,734 Baby Furniture, And Concentrate On... 187 00:07:39,133 --> 00:07:40,634 "When The Human Body Is Tense, 188 00:07:40,634 --> 00:07:43,200 "It Responds To Pain More Acutely. 189 00:07:43,200 --> 00:07:45,634 "The Key To Diminishing Pain, Therefore, 190 00:07:45,634 --> 00:07:47,467 Is Heightened Relaxation." 191 00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:50,200 I Guess That Explains Why Hickeys Don't Hurt. 192 00:07:50,200 --> 00:07:52,167 Sir, With All Due Respect, 193 00:07:52,167 --> 00:07:54,434 I Feel A Little Ridiculous Doing This. 194 00:07:54,434 --> 00:07:55,834 Ridiculous? 195 00:07:55,834 --> 00:07:57,334 Ridiculous? 196 00:07:57,334 --> 00:07:58,801 If Mrs. Lincoln Had Felt Ridiculous, 197 00:07:58,801 --> 00:08:01,033 There Would Have Been No Honest Abe. 198 00:08:01,033 --> 00:08:02,267 If Mrs. Ford Had Felt Ridiculous, 199 00:08:02,267 --> 00:08:04,501 There Would Have Been No Pardon For Richard Nixon. 200 00:08:04,501 --> 00:08:05,501 And Excuse Me, 201 00:08:05,501 --> 00:08:06,834 But If Mrs. Viola Had Felt Ridiculous, 202 00:08:06,834 --> 00:08:08,167 You Wouldn't Be Standing Here Right Now, 203 00:08:08,167 --> 00:08:09,167 Feeling Ridiculous. 204 00:08:09,167 --> 00:08:10,667 Yes, But There Is A Major Difference 205 00:08:10,667 --> 00:08:12,000 Between Me And The Parties To Whom 206 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:13,000 You Are Referring. 207 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:14,167 and Viva La Difference. 208 00:08:14,167 --> 00:08:15,167 But I Need A Lamaze Partner, 209 00:08:15,167 --> 00:08:16,767 And You're Elected. Now Lay Down. 210 00:08:22,901 --> 00:08:25,334 I Really Don't Feel Very Comfortable Doing This. 211 00:08:25,334 --> 00:08:26,501 Well, No Wonder. 212 00:08:26,501 --> 00:08:28,567 Your Uterus Isn't Being Properly Supported. 213 00:08:28,567 --> 00:08:31,067 Sir, That Is Exactly My Point. 214 00:08:31,067 --> 00:08:33,067 I Do Not Have, Nor Could I Possibly 215 00:08:33,067 --> 00:08:35,567 Pretend To Have, One Of Those. 216 00:08:35,567 --> 00:08:37,834 Bert, It's Not Like I'm Asking You To Wear A Dress. 217 00:08:37,834 --> 00:08:40,467 I Need Somebody To Practice With. 218 00:08:40,467 --> 00:08:41,467 Although I Do Think You'll Like 219 00:08:41,467 --> 00:08:43,067 The Little Number I Picked Out For You. 220 00:08:43,067 --> 00:08:45,934 Shirtwaist, Polka Dots, Peter Pan Collar. 221 00:08:45,934 --> 00:08:50,534 Sir, I Am Glad To Help In Any, 222 00:08:50,534 --> 00:08:55,167 i Repeat, Any Other Way. 223 00:08:58,467 --> 00:08:59,868 You're Right. 224 00:08:59,868 --> 00:09:03,534 I Guess Maybe I Was Trying To Take Unfair Advantage 225 00:09:03,534 --> 00:09:06,834 Of Your Sense Of Loyalty And Duty. 226 00:09:06,834 --> 00:09:10,234 Everything We've Been Through Together. 227 00:09:10,234 --> 00:09:13,667 The Sleuthing, The Wenching, The Quenching. 228 00:09:13,667 --> 00:09:15,834 I Took You On Your First Stakeout. 229 00:09:15,834 --> 00:09:18,767 I Taught You How To Fly. 230 00:09:18,767 --> 00:09:20,734 But Dragging You Through My Affairs, 231 00:09:20,734 --> 00:09:22,901 Even One As Personally Traumatic As This-- 232 00:09:22,901 --> 00:09:24,400 What Was I Doing? 233 00:09:24,400 --> 00:09:27,901 I Believe You Were About To Explain 234 00:09:27,901 --> 00:09:29,501 Breathing Techniques, Sir. 235 00:09:32,033 --> 00:09:33,400 Ok. 236 00:09:33,400 --> 00:09:35,400 Now... 237 00:09:35,400 --> 00:09:37,334 Just Close Your Eyes. 238 00:09:39,234 --> 00:09:41,234 Good. 239 00:09:41,234 --> 00:09:45,000 "Imagine Yourself Floating On A Cloud, 240 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:46,000 "As If You Were Drifting 241 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:48,701 On A Sea Of Marshmallow Fluff." 242 00:09:50,234 --> 00:09:54,334 "Relax. Relax. 243 00:09:54,334 --> 00:09:57,000 "Now Think Of A Place, 244 00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:59,501 "A Very Special Place, 245 00:09:59,501 --> 00:10:04,167 Where You're Happy, Peaceful, Free." 246 00:10:04,167 --> 00:10:05,501 Bayco. 247 00:10:05,501 --> 00:10:06,934 Bayco? 248 00:10:06,934 --> 00:10:10,934 Camp Bayco. 249 00:10:10,934 --> 00:10:16,267 I Was A C.I.T.-- Counselor In Training. 250 00:10:16,267 --> 00:10:19,300 It Was The Day Of The Big Canoe Trip. 251 00:10:19,300 --> 00:10:22,467 After Lights Out, 252 00:10:22,467 --> 00:10:27,100 Pamela Parnell And Me... 253 00:10:27,100 --> 00:10:31,234 Zipped Ourselves Into Our Sleeping Bags Together. 254 00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:36,801 And We Lay There, Gazing Up Into The Heavens, 255 00:10:36,801 --> 00:10:41,634 Watching A Meteor Shower Shoot Out Of Orion's Belt. 256 00:10:41,634 --> 00:10:44,300 Good. Good. 257 00:10:44,300 --> 00:10:49,467 "Now, Take A Deep, Cleansing Breath. 258 00:10:49,467 --> 00:10:53,601 "In Through Your Nose. 259 00:10:53,601 --> 00:10:56,067 "Out Through Your Mouth. 260 00:10:58,501 --> 00:11:02,167 "In Through Your Nose. 261 00:11:02,167 --> 00:11:05,501 "Out Through Your Mouth. 262 00:11:05,501 --> 00:11:06,834 "And With Each Breath, 263 00:11:06,834 --> 00:11:11,667 "You Feel The Stress Leaving Your Body. 264 00:11:11,667 --> 00:11:13,234 "And Pretty Soon, 265 00:11:13,234 --> 00:11:15,801 "You'll Feel Each Of Your Little Piggies 266 00:11:15,801 --> 00:11:17,567 "Get Warm And Heavy. 267 00:11:17,567 --> 00:11:24,834 "Now, One More Deep, Cleansing Breath. 268 00:11:24,834 --> 00:11:28,000 In Through Your Nose." 269 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:31,000 In Through Your Nose, Bert. 270 00:11:33,200 --> 00:11:34,367 Bert? 271 00:11:35,868 --> 00:11:37,367 Eei-Yii-Yep-Ha! 272 00:11:37,367 --> 00:11:40,300 Pamela! Pamela! 273 00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:43,133 No Offense, Bert, 274 00:11:43,133 --> 00:11:46,267 But This Baby Deserves Better. 275 00:11:47,534 --> 00:11:49,133 May The Stork Be With You. 276 00:12:10,534 --> 00:12:11,801 Hi. 277 00:12:15,234 --> 00:12:16,567 May I Help You? 278 00:12:16,567 --> 00:12:18,901 No. Just Looking. Thanks. 279 00:12:18,901 --> 00:12:20,767 Was There Something In Particular You Wanted To See? 280 00:12:20,767 --> 00:12:24,300 No, I'm--I'm Here To Meet Someone. 281 00:12:24,300 --> 00:12:25,367 A Woman. 282 00:12:25,367 --> 00:12:27,300 Maybe She's Watching Our Fashion Show 283 00:12:27,300 --> 00:12:28,634 In The Salon. 284 00:12:28,634 --> 00:12:29,868 Maybe. 285 00:12:29,868 --> 00:12:31,834 Thanks. 286 00:12:32,901 --> 00:12:34,267 [Applause] 287 00:12:34,267 --> 00:12:36,067 Announcer: On Mara, We Have A Unique 3-Piece Ensemble, 288 00:12:36,067 --> 00:12:38,067 All In White. Wool Blend. 289 00:12:38,067 --> 00:12:40,701 The Overblouse And Jacket Easily Transferable 290 00:12:40,701 --> 00:12:42,801 To A Post-Pregnant Wardrobe. 291 00:12:42,801 --> 00:12:45,100 Something To Remember While Pregnant, Girls-- 292 00:12:45,100 --> 00:12:47,100 Accessorizing Becomes More Important Than Ever 293 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:49,767 In Keeping Your Look Fun And Fashionable. 294 00:12:49,767 --> 00:12:52,501 Mara's Medium Brim Hat Offers An Elegant Touch Here. 295 00:12:52,501 --> 00:12:54,067 Excuse Me. Is This Seat Taken? 296 00:12:54,067 --> 00:12:56,033 Oh, No. Go Ahead. 297 00:12:56,033 --> 00:12:57,801 Great. Thanks. 298 00:12:57,801 --> 00:12:59,567 Announcer: Here's A Fun Outfit In Camel-- 299 00:12:59,567 --> 00:13:00,701 A Touch Of The Safari. 300 00:13:00,701 --> 00:13:02,167 You Know, I Never Really Stopped 301 00:13:02,167 --> 00:13:04,801 To Look At A Pregnant Woman Before. 302 00:13:04,801 --> 00:13:08,067 They're Really... Really Kind Of Beautiful. 303 00:13:08,067 --> 00:13:11,234 They're So...Round. 304 00:13:12,868 --> 00:13:14,133 Kind Of Makes You Wish Women Were Pregnant 305 00:13:14,133 --> 00:13:15,334 All The Time, Don't You Think? 306 00:13:16,634 --> 00:13:20,067 I Mean, It Just Makes Me Happy To See Them So... 307 00:13:20,067 --> 00:13:21,234 Round? 308 00:13:21,234 --> 00:13:23,100 Heh. Yeah. 309 00:13:23,100 --> 00:13:25,400 Mind If I Ask How Far Along You Are? 310 00:13:25,400 --> 00:13:27,634 No. 7 1/2 Months. 311 00:13:27,634 --> 00:13:29,601 Ah, Third Trimester. 312 00:13:29,601 --> 00:13:31,901 Junior's Almost Fully Developed, 313 00:13:31,901 --> 00:13:33,067 Eating Like There's No Tomorrow, 314 00:13:33,067 --> 00:13:35,234 Kicking Like A Rockette. 315 00:13:35,234 --> 00:13:37,334 Lots Of Last-Minute Details Though, Huh? 316 00:13:37,334 --> 00:13:39,367 Kind Of Makes You Wish You Had An Extra Pair Of Hands. 317 00:13:39,367 --> 00:13:40,367 Yeah. 318 00:13:40,367 --> 00:13:43,033 What About Your Wife? 319 00:13:43,033 --> 00:13:45,200 My Wife? 320 00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:46,901 Yes. How Far Along Is She? 321 00:13:46,901 --> 00:13:49,434 Now, There Is One Terrific-Looking Outfit. 322 00:13:49,434 --> 00:13:52,234 To Be Honest With You, I--I Sat Down Here 323 00:13:52,234 --> 00:13:54,167 Because I Noticed You Weren't Wearing A Wedding Ring 324 00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:56,601 And I'm Not Wearing One, Either. 325 00:13:56,601 --> 00:13:58,133 So I Was Wondering-- 326 00:13:58,133 --> 00:14:00,767 What Are You Doing Around 7:30? 327 00:14:02,234 --> 00:14:03,901 Look, I Know I Sound Like A Nut, 328 00:14:03,901 --> 00:14:05,167 But I'm Not Really, Honest. 329 00:14:05,167 --> 00:14:07,868 I Just Need You To Do Lamaze With Me. 330 00:14:10,934 --> 00:14:13,100 Please, I Need You To Do This. 331 00:14:13,100 --> 00:14:14,100 I'm Willing To Pay You. 332 00:14:14,100 --> 00:14:15,100 What's Wrong, Mrs. Jacobson? 333 00:14:15,100 --> 00:14:16,667 Mrs.? 334 00:14:16,667 --> 00:14:17,767 You Take Your Wedding Ring Off 335 00:14:17,767 --> 00:14:18,901 Just Because Of A Little Water Weight, 336 00:14:18,901 --> 00:14:21,200 And Look What Happens To You. 337 00:14:24,033 --> 00:14:25,367 I Was Just Looking For An Unwed Mother, 338 00:14:25,367 --> 00:14:26,734 That's All. 339 00:14:26,734 --> 00:14:28,200 Do You Have A Sister Or A Cousin 340 00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:31,000 Or An Aunt Or Something? 341 00:14:35,868 --> 00:14:38,534 [Knock On Door] 342 00:14:38,534 --> 00:14:40,801 Woman: Are You Asleep? 343 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:44,534 No. No, I, Uh... 344 00:14:44,534 --> 00:14:47,234 I Do Some Of My Best Work Laying Down. 345 00:14:47,234 --> 00:14:49,968 Your Door Was Open. Sorry If I Disturbed You. 346 00:14:49,968 --> 00:14:51,067 No. Actually, 347 00:14:51,067 --> 00:14:53,067 Only The Left Side Of My Brain Was Dead. 348 00:14:53,067 --> 00:14:54,734 The Right Side Was Negotiating A Bank Deal. 349 00:14:54,734 --> 00:14:55,901 Lucky You. 350 00:14:55,901 --> 00:14:58,367 I Haven't Been Able To Sleep Much Lately. 351 00:14:58,367 --> 00:15:00,801 Uh...Have A Seat. 352 00:15:03,567 --> 00:15:06,734 Thanks. 353 00:15:06,734 --> 00:15:10,567 Well, Now That Both Sides Of My Brain Are Awake, 354 00:15:10,567 --> 00:15:12,067 What Can I Do For You? 355 00:15:12,067 --> 00:15:14,667 Well, I'm Not Sure. 356 00:15:16,067 --> 00:15:17,667 It Depends. 357 00:15:19,334 --> 00:15:22,267 This Is A Little Weird. 358 00:15:22,267 --> 00:15:23,868 Well, You're In Luck. 359 00:15:23,868 --> 00:15:25,767 This Is Weird Week Down At Blue Moon. 360 00:15:25,767 --> 00:15:27,934 Your Dog Kidnapped Your Father's Face? 361 00:15:27,934 --> 00:15:30,801 Asparagus Are Holding The Forks And Knives Ransom? 362 00:15:30,801 --> 00:15:31,934 You Come In Here With Weird, 363 00:15:31,934 --> 00:15:32,934 You Go Home With 364 00:15:32,934 --> 00:15:34,367 a Free Teen Wolf Coffee Mug. 365 00:15:34,367 --> 00:15:35,434 Really? 366 00:15:35,434 --> 00:15:37,767 Really. I Can Handle Anything You Got. 367 00:15:37,767 --> 00:15:39,934 Well, I'm Not So Sure Yet. 368 00:15:39,934 --> 00:15:44,267 I Understand You're Looking For A Lamaze Partner. 369 00:15:44,267 --> 00:15:45,267 Funny, I Don't Remember 370 00:15:45,267 --> 00:15:46,934 Talking To A Genie Today. 371 00:15:46,934 --> 00:15:48,467 Nurse Bridges Called Me Up 372 00:15:48,467 --> 00:15:49,767 And Gave Me Your Name. 373 00:15:50,934 --> 00:15:53,133 She Was Impressed With You. 374 00:15:53,133 --> 00:15:55,801 I Registered For Her Class. 375 00:15:55,801 --> 00:15:58,801 Alone, But Apparently A Partner's Not A Bad Idea. 376 00:15:58,801 --> 00:16:00,467 Good Old Nurse Bridges. 377 00:16:00,467 --> 00:16:02,133 Good Old Nurse Bridges. 378 00:16:02,133 --> 00:16:04,801 Well, Sounds Like A Perfect Match. 379 00:16:04,801 --> 00:16:06,133 I Got The Pillows, You Got The Pelvis. 380 00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:07,133 What Do You Say-- 381 00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:09,400 Whoa. I Mean, Put Yourself In My Pelvis 382 00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:10,901 For A Minute. 383 00:16:10,901 --> 00:16:12,601 I Don't Think There's Any More 384 00:16:12,601 --> 00:16:14,567 Room In There For Anybody Else. 385 00:16:14,567 --> 00:16:21,133 I Mean, This Is A Big, Crazy Decision. 386 00:16:21,133 --> 00:16:23,801 I Don't Know How I'm Going To Let Someone... 387 00:16:23,801 --> 00:16:26,000 A Total Stranger, 388 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:28,834 Share In Such An Intimate... 389 00:16:28,834 --> 00:16:30,167 Thing. 390 00:16:30,167 --> 00:16:33,834 Well, I'm A Heck Of A Nice Guy. 391 00:16:33,834 --> 00:16:36,100 We Wouldn't Be Total Strangers For Long. 392 00:16:36,100 --> 00:16:38,334 Tell Me Why You Want To Do This. 393 00:16:38,334 --> 00:16:40,000 Why I Want To Do This. 394 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,267 Yeah. Why? 395 00:16:42,267 --> 00:16:48,033 I Mean, With Me, It's A Little More Obvious. 396 00:16:48,033 --> 00:16:50,601 I Want To Have A Child, 397 00:16:50,601 --> 00:16:53,968 But I Don't Particularly Want To Get Married. 398 00:16:53,968 --> 00:16:56,701 But I Can't Imagine Why A Single Guy, 399 00:16:56,701 --> 00:17:01,434 A Beverly Hills Detective... 400 00:17:01,434 --> 00:17:05,334 You Don't Strike Me As Someone Who Can't Get Dates. 401 00:17:05,334 --> 00:17:08,100 Fair Enough. 402 00:17:08,100 --> 00:17:09,901 Well... 403 00:17:09,901 --> 00:17:11,934 The Short Story Is... 404 00:17:11,934 --> 00:17:14,901 I'm Involved With This Woman 405 00:17:14,901 --> 00:17:17,901 Who May Be Having My Baby. 406 00:17:17,901 --> 00:17:20,634 Right Now, She's Having None Of Me. 407 00:17:20,634 --> 00:17:22,334 I'm Hoping That'll Change. 408 00:17:25,334 --> 00:17:26,901 Well, Honesty Is A Plus, 409 00:17:26,901 --> 00:17:31,667 But This Creates Another Problem. 410 00:17:31,667 --> 00:17:32,934 What Is That? 411 00:17:32,934 --> 00:17:37,667 If I'm Going To Consent To This... 412 00:17:37,667 --> 00:17:39,400 I Have To Know That You'll Be There. 413 00:17:39,400 --> 00:17:43,400 I Mean, Not Just For The Class With The Pillows, 414 00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:45,334 But In The Delivery Room. 415 00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:49,834 I Need To Know That You'd Be There For Me. 416 00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:55,400 If I Consent To Do This, 417 00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:56,400 Regardless Of What Happens 418 00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:57,434 With The Other Woman, 419 00:17:57,434 --> 00:18:00,667 Yes Or No, I Would Be There For You. 420 00:18:00,667 --> 00:18:02,367 I Will. 421 00:18:02,367 --> 00:18:03,968 I Promise. 422 00:18:08,167 --> 00:18:10,067 Ok. 423 00:18:10,067 --> 00:18:11,901 For Starters. 424 00:18:11,901 --> 00:18:15,567 Ok. 425 00:18:15,567 --> 00:18:16,501 For Starters. 426 00:18:19,767 --> 00:18:21,167 Look. 427 00:18:21,167 --> 00:18:22,400 Ahem. 428 00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:26,033 I Understand Your Concern. 429 00:18:26,033 --> 00:18:27,033 I Appreciate That 430 00:18:27,033 --> 00:18:29,501 You Have Some Reservations. 431 00:18:29,501 --> 00:18:31,968 I Have A Few Of Them Myself. 432 00:18:31,968 --> 00:18:33,901 But The Bottom Line Is, I Need You. 433 00:18:33,901 --> 00:18:35,267 And You Wouldn't Be Here Unless 434 00:18:35,267 --> 00:18:37,501 You Needed Me. 435 00:18:37,501 --> 00:18:39,334 You Mind If I Ask You A Personal Question? 436 00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:42,667 What's Your Name? 437 00:18:45,734 --> 00:18:47,934 Terry. 438 00:18:47,934 --> 00:18:49,234 Terry Knowles. 439 00:18:49,234 --> 00:18:50,501 Hi, Terry. 440 00:18:50,501 --> 00:18:51,501 Hi. 441 00:18:51,501 --> 00:18:52,834 David Addison. 442 00:18:52,834 --> 00:18:53,901 Yeah, I Know. 443 00:18:53,901 --> 00:18:55,400 Both: Nurse Bridges. 444 00:18:57,901 --> 00:18:59,968 Good Old Nurse Bridges. 445 00:19:06,634 --> 00:19:07,634 Terry: Who Is It? 446 00:19:07,634 --> 00:19:09,200 Avon Calling. 447 00:19:12,234 --> 00:19:15,067 I'd Like To Show You A Few Of Our Products-- 448 00:19:15,067 --> 00:19:17,767 Bath Gel, Emery Boards, 449 00:19:17,767 --> 00:19:19,400 Lamaze Partners. 450 00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:20,567 Hi. 451 00:19:20,567 --> 00:19:24,033 Hi. Am I A Little Too Early? 452 00:19:24,033 --> 00:19:26,067 No. Right On Time. 453 00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:31,200 i Am Housebroken, You Know. 454 00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:34,000 Oh. 455 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,234 Sorry. Come On In. 456 00:19:46,367 --> 00:19:48,234 Very Nice. 457 00:19:48,234 --> 00:19:49,234 Yeah, Labor Will Be A Breeze 458 00:19:49,234 --> 00:19:50,234 Compared To What It Took 459 00:19:50,234 --> 00:19:54,133 To Get The Place So Close To Campus. 460 00:19:54,133 --> 00:19:55,868 Some Wine? 461 00:19:55,868 --> 00:19:59,868 No. I Want To Stay Bright-Eyed And Bushy-Tailed. 462 00:19:59,868 --> 00:20:00,868 I Don't Think That 463 00:20:00,868 --> 00:20:01,868 Anyone's Going To Ask You 464 00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:04,300 To Operate Heavy Machinery. 465 00:20:04,300 --> 00:20:06,734 No Cracks About My Weight. 466 00:20:11,334 --> 00:20:13,200 Cheers. 467 00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:15,434 Yeah, I Got Real Lucky With This Apartment. 468 00:20:15,434 --> 00:20:18,667 I Kind Of Have A Rule. 469 00:20:18,667 --> 00:20:20,234 Everything In My Life Has To Be Able 470 00:20:20,234 --> 00:20:21,567 To Fit Into My Car. 471 00:20:21,567 --> 00:20:22,734 Of Course, 472 00:20:22,734 --> 00:20:24,667 i Don't Know How Much Longer I Will. 473 00:20:28,634 --> 00:20:30,400 dr. Terry Knowles? 474 00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:32,534 Degrees In Music Theory. 475 00:20:32,534 --> 00:20:34,234 I Can't Write Prescriptions. 476 00:20:34,234 --> 00:20:36,067 You Must Have Been Hitting The Books Pretty Hard. 477 00:20:36,067 --> 00:20:38,400 Now I'm An Expert On The Fugue. 478 00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:39,734 I Was Going To Get My Degree 479 00:20:39,734 --> 00:20:40,801 In Music Theory Also, 480 00:20:40,801 --> 00:20:44,300 But Grand Funk Railroad Broke Up. 481 00:20:48,934 --> 00:20:52,667 Oh, I Already Poured You Your Wine, Right? 482 00:20:52,667 --> 00:20:54,601 You're Not Feeling A Little Nervous, Are You? 483 00:20:54,601 --> 00:20:56,267 God, What I Wouldn't Do 484 00:20:56,267 --> 00:20:57,901 For A Cigarette Right Now. 485 00:20:57,901 --> 00:20:59,267 Look, Stop Worrying. 486 00:20:59,267 --> 00:21:00,434 Most Of The Knuckleheads In This Class 487 00:21:00,434 --> 00:21:02,267 Have Been Married Since High School, Anyway. 488 00:21:02,267 --> 00:21:03,367 So What That We're Rookies? 489 00:21:03,367 --> 00:21:04,767 We're Going To Be The Teacher's Pet. 490 00:21:04,767 --> 00:21:05,767 Yeah? 491 00:21:05,767 --> 00:21:07,000 Yeah. 492 00:21:08,968 --> 00:21:10,968 So That Means, Over The Next 8 Weeks, 493 00:21:10,968 --> 00:21:13,100 You Moms Will Be Learning How To Facilitate 494 00:21:13,100 --> 00:21:16,067 Your Own Body During Childbirth. 495 00:21:16,067 --> 00:21:19,400 Now, I See Some Of You Looking At Me, Going, 496 00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:21,067 "Huh? What's That Mean?" 497 00:21:21,067 --> 00:21:23,400 It's Just A Fancy Way Of Saying 498 00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:25,801 You Can Use Your Body's Resources-- 499 00:21:25,801 --> 00:21:26,801 Your Senses, 500 00:21:26,801 --> 00:21:29,167 Your Concentration, Your Breathing-- 501 00:21:29,167 --> 00:21:31,601 To Help Make Your Delivery Easier. 502 00:21:31,601 --> 00:21:35,133 And, Dads, You're Not Along Just For The Cruise. 503 00:21:35,133 --> 00:21:36,434 You're Cruise Director. 504 00:21:36,434 --> 00:21:38,501 That Means Helping Her, 505 00:21:38,501 --> 00:21:39,801 Coaching Her, 506 00:21:39,801 --> 00:21:41,133 And Being There For Her. 507 00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:44,968 Ok? Ok. Let's Get Started With Some Exercises. 508 00:21:44,968 --> 00:21:46,100 Everybody Lie Down. 509 00:21:46,100 --> 00:21:48,734 Find The Most Comfortable Position You Can. 510 00:21:48,734 --> 00:21:50,634 Bridges: Just Pretend That You're At Home 511 00:21:50,634 --> 00:21:51,801 In Bed Together. 512 00:21:51,801 --> 00:21:52,801 Don't Worry About How You Look. 513 00:21:52,801 --> 00:21:55,400 Nobody's Gonna Take Any Pictures. 514 00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:58,734 What Side Of The Bed Do You Sleep On? 515 00:21:58,734 --> 00:21:59,767 The Middle. 516 00:21:59,767 --> 00:22:01,100 Me, Too. 517 00:22:01,100 --> 00:22:03,334 Tell You What-- You Take The Middle. 518 00:22:03,334 --> 00:22:05,968 I'll Just Hang On To The Edge Over Here. 519 00:22:08,434 --> 00:22:10,467 You Comfortable? 520 00:22:10,467 --> 00:22:12,033 Bug In A Rug. 521 00:22:12,033 --> 00:22:14,834 Bridges: Ok. Let's Play A Game. 522 00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:18,267 Dads, It's Very Important That You Know Mom's Body 523 00:22:18,267 --> 00:22:19,701 To Be Able To Tell The Difference 524 00:22:19,701 --> 00:22:23,167 Between When She's Tense And When She's Relaxed. 525 00:22:23,167 --> 00:22:25,501 That's Going To Be Crucial On B-Day. 526 00:22:25,501 --> 00:22:27,334 So, Just For Practice, 527 00:22:27,334 --> 00:22:31,000 I Want All You Moms To Tense One Spot Of Your Body, 528 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:33,767 And Coaches, Move Your Hands Over Her Muscles 529 00:22:33,767 --> 00:22:35,467 To Find The Tense Spot. 530 00:22:35,467 --> 00:22:36,868 On Your Mark, 531 00:22:36,868 --> 00:22:39,033 Get Set, 532 00:22:39,033 --> 00:22:41,167 Feel. 533 00:22:41,167 --> 00:22:42,601 [Giggling] 534 00:22:43,667 --> 00:22:45,534 What Do You Say We Just Limit This 535 00:22:45,534 --> 00:22:47,234 To Arms And Legs For Right Now? 536 00:22:47,234 --> 00:22:49,167 If You Won't Tell, I Won't. 537 00:22:49,167 --> 00:22:50,601 Deal. 538 00:22:52,167 --> 00:22:53,801 She Said Tense One Muscle, 539 00:22:53,801 --> 00:22:55,033 Not Your Whole Body. 540 00:22:58,100 --> 00:23:00,467 Woman: Grant, You're Getting Close. 541 00:23:00,467 --> 00:23:02,234 Your Hands Are Cold. 542 00:23:10,701 --> 00:23:14,501 Hmm. Nothing In The Foot Bones. 543 00:23:14,501 --> 00:23:16,701 Let's Go To The Ankle Bones. 544 00:23:16,701 --> 00:23:18,968 Ha Ha! That Tickles! 545 00:23:18,968 --> 00:23:20,200 Come On. 546 00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:22,033 Blue Team's Getting Ahead Over Here. 547 00:23:27,901 --> 00:23:29,868 Am I Getting Warm? 548 00:23:29,868 --> 00:23:31,133 No Hints. 549 00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:34,234 You Must Think I'm Pretty Easy, 550 00:23:34,234 --> 00:23:36,067 Letting You Do This On The First Date. 551 00:23:36,067 --> 00:23:38,234 Well, I Generally Like To Pick Up 552 00:23:38,234 --> 00:23:39,901 A Dinner Check First. 553 00:23:39,901 --> 00:23:41,934 Glad To See You Two Made It. 554 00:23:41,934 --> 00:23:46,167 That's The Problem. We Never Really Did. 555 00:23:48,167 --> 00:23:49,767 This Charley Horse Of Yours, 556 00:23:49,767 --> 00:23:51,167 Are You Moving It Around? 557 00:23:51,167 --> 00:23:52,734 Don't Blame Me. 558 00:23:52,734 --> 00:23:55,434 It's The Most Bizarre Game I've Ever Played. 559 00:23:55,434 --> 00:23:57,534 Obviously, You Never Bobbed For Apples. 560 00:23:59,367 --> 00:24:02,100 Eureka! The Shoulder. 561 00:24:02,100 --> 00:24:03,567 Wrong Shoulder. 562 00:24:03,567 --> 00:24:06,601 Bridges: Ok. That Was Easy. 563 00:24:06,601 --> 00:24:07,834 Now We're Going To Try Something 564 00:24:07,834 --> 00:24:09,701 A Little More Difficult. 565 00:24:14,334 --> 00:24:15,968 So? 566 00:24:15,968 --> 00:24:18,133 Yeah. 567 00:24:18,133 --> 00:24:19,801 Was That The Worst Thing You've Ever Done? 568 00:24:19,801 --> 00:24:23,467 No, Not The Worst. 569 00:24:23,467 --> 00:24:24,968 It's Not Like I'm Looking 570 00:24:24,968 --> 00:24:26,133 For You To Tell Me 571 00:24:26,133 --> 00:24:27,801 It Was The Easiest Thing You've Ever Done 572 00:24:27,801 --> 00:24:29,133 Or The Best Thing. 573 00:24:29,133 --> 00:24:32,300 No. I Could Probably Think Of A Lot Of Worse Things. 574 00:24:33,767 --> 00:24:35,200 You Could, Huh? 575 00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:36,534 Maybe. 576 00:24:38,133 --> 00:24:41,267 Learned About A Half A Ton Of Stuff, Though. 577 00:24:41,267 --> 00:24:42,734 Felt Like We Were Starring In 578 00:24:42,734 --> 00:24:44,667 a National Geographic Special. 579 00:24:44,667 --> 00:24:46,501 I Kept Waiting For Alexander Scourby 580 00:24:46,501 --> 00:24:48,367 To Come By And Say, 581 00:24:48,367 --> 00:24:50,701 "9 Months. There's A Baby In There, 582 00:24:50,701 --> 00:24:54,133 Hiccupping, Turning Somersaults, 583 00:24:54,133 --> 00:24:55,834 Fighting Communism." 584 00:24:55,834 --> 00:24:58,334 right Out Of Ripley's. 585 00:24:58,334 --> 00:25:00,834 There Was One Thing I Didn't Learn In That Class. 586 00:25:00,834 --> 00:25:01,901 What? 587 00:25:01,901 --> 00:25:04,968 Why A Woman In Her Third Trimester 588 00:25:04,968 --> 00:25:08,501 Still Has These Unbelievable, Uncontrollable 589 00:25:08,501 --> 00:25:10,834 Cravings For Weird Food. 590 00:25:10,834 --> 00:25:12,767 Cook: Double Cheese And A Lolly Loaded. 591 00:25:14,501 --> 00:25:16,000 Who's The Lollapalooza? 592 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:17,167 That's Me. 593 00:25:17,167 --> 00:25:18,667 Uh-Huh. 594 00:25:18,667 --> 00:25:20,033 Thank You. 595 00:25:20,033 --> 00:25:21,968 Just What The Doctor Ordered. 596 00:25:26,534 --> 00:25:28,200 [Laughing] 597 00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:30,033 What's So Funny? 598 00:25:30,033 --> 00:25:33,033 Uh, I Was Once Told By A Woman That I Know 599 00:25:33,033 --> 00:25:34,868 That I Was Not The Cheeseburger Type. 600 00:25:34,868 --> 00:25:35,868 That's Funny. 601 00:25:35,868 --> 00:25:38,167 You Look Great In Ketchup. 602 00:25:41,133 --> 00:25:45,133 My Father Used To Have A Joint Like This. 603 00:25:45,133 --> 00:25:46,300 Not As Fancy. 604 00:25:46,300 --> 00:25:48,634 Bubba's. 605 00:25:48,634 --> 00:25:50,234 Best In Seattle. 606 00:25:50,234 --> 00:25:52,634 I Grew Up Over It. 607 00:25:52,634 --> 00:25:57,000 So Not Only Can I Play Elgar's Cello Concerto, 608 00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:59,501 I'm A Maestro As A Short-Order Cook. 609 00:26:01,167 --> 00:26:04,234 What Would Bubba Think About All This? 610 00:26:04,234 --> 00:26:05,868 Not Enough Fat. 611 00:26:05,868 --> 00:26:08,033 That's Not What I Meant. 612 00:26:08,033 --> 00:26:11,901 Oh. The Single Mom Bit, Huh? 613 00:26:11,901 --> 00:26:13,067 Uh-Huh. 614 00:26:13,067 --> 00:26:15,167 Well, My Parents Aren't Alive. 615 00:26:15,167 --> 00:26:16,534 But If They Were... 616 00:26:16,534 --> 00:26:20,067 They'd Probably Push Me To Get Married. 617 00:26:20,067 --> 00:26:21,300 You Don't Want To Do That? 618 00:26:21,300 --> 00:26:24,167 It Wasn't About Marriage. 619 00:26:24,167 --> 00:26:26,100 We Played In The String Quartet Together, 620 00:26:26,100 --> 00:26:27,200 That's All. 621 00:26:29,501 --> 00:26:31,501 So, You Want To Play House 622 00:26:31,501 --> 00:26:34,300 With Your Girlfriend, I Take It. 623 00:26:34,300 --> 00:26:35,534 Yeah. 624 00:26:35,534 --> 00:26:38,000 I Think So. 625 00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:42,200 I'm Thinking About It A Lot. 626 00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:43,634 A Whole Lot. 627 00:26:47,901 --> 00:26:50,467 A Couple Small Problems. 628 00:26:50,467 --> 00:26:51,767 Problem Number 1-- 629 00:26:51,767 --> 00:26:55,200 I Don't Think She Wants To Play House With Me. 630 00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:56,734 Problem Number 2-- 631 00:26:56,734 --> 00:26:59,167 I'm Not Sure If It's My Baby. 632 00:26:59,167 --> 00:27:01,667 And Problem Number 3-- 633 00:27:01,667 --> 00:27:03,868 See Problems Number 1 And 2. 634 00:27:05,367 --> 00:27:06,801 I Guess I'm Hoping That The Baby 635 00:27:06,801 --> 00:27:07,968 Will Pop Out 636 00:27:07,968 --> 00:27:08,968 And Come Running To Me And Say, 637 00:27:08,968 --> 00:27:10,133 "Hi, Daddy." 638 00:27:10,133 --> 00:27:11,801 And You're Willing To Go Through All Of This 639 00:27:11,801 --> 00:27:13,834 Even Though You Don't Know If It's Your Kid? 640 00:27:13,834 --> 00:27:15,267 Yeah. 641 00:27:16,801 --> 00:27:19,300 If We Could Work All These Problems Out, 642 00:27:19,300 --> 00:27:21,634 I Just Want To Be Ready, That's All. 643 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:37,434 [Doorbell] 644 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,501 Morning. Got A Package For Madelyn Hayes. 645 00:27:48,501 --> 00:27:49,968 Ok. Thanks. 646 00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:54,434 Here You Go. 647 00:28:32,934 --> 00:28:35,267 [Ring] 648 00:28:35,267 --> 00:28:37,033 Blue Moon Detective Agency. 649 00:28:37,033 --> 00:28:39,267 Your Clerk's Been Embezzling, Your Favorite Cat's Left, 650 00:28:39,267 --> 00:28:41,567 Hubby's Been Seeing Some Blond Or Brunette, 651 00:28:41,567 --> 00:28:44,067 Mysteriously Left Out Of Granny's Estate, 652 00:28:44,067 --> 00:28:46,400 Laid Down A Bad Bet, Stood Up By A Date, 653 00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:48,400 Your Tiara Is Missing, No One To Trust? 654 00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:51,267 Come To Blue Moon. We Promise A Bust. 655 00:28:51,267 --> 00:28:52,334 Agnes. 656 00:28:52,334 --> 00:28:53,801 Miss Hayes? 657 00:28:53,801 --> 00:28:55,100 Hi! 658 00:28:55,100 --> 00:28:56,567 This Is Great! This Is Wonderful! 659 00:28:56,567 --> 00:28:58,300 It's So Good To Hear From You. 660 00:28:58,300 --> 00:29:00,000 Well, It's Good To Be Heard. 661 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:02,067 I Just Got This Package You Sent. 662 00:29:02,067 --> 00:29:04,167 This Was Really Very Sweet Of You, Agnes. 663 00:29:04,167 --> 00:29:06,734 Package? What Package? I Didn't Send Any Package. 664 00:29:06,734 --> 00:29:08,567 The Package Of Childbirth Books. 665 00:29:08,567 --> 00:29:10,567 This Isn't From You? 666 00:29:10,567 --> 00:29:12,100 That's Funny. 667 00:29:12,100 --> 00:29:14,100 The Return Address Is The Agency. 668 00:29:14,100 --> 00:29:16,534 Oh! Childbirth Books, Huh? 669 00:29:16,534 --> 00:29:18,367 Miss Hayes, 670 00:29:18,367 --> 00:29:20,601 I Think Mr. Addison Probably Sent Those To You. 671 00:29:20,601 --> 00:29:22,534 Mr. Addison? David? 672 00:29:22,534 --> 00:29:24,033 Our Mr. Addison? 673 00:29:24,033 --> 00:29:26,367 Miss Hayes, You Know I Don't Normally 674 00:29:26,367 --> 00:29:28,734 Stick My Nose In Other People's Beeswax, 675 00:29:28,734 --> 00:29:32,167 But Mr. Addison's Been Real Strange Lately. 676 00:29:32,167 --> 00:29:34,534 He's Been Buying Baby Toys, 677 00:29:34,534 --> 00:29:37,200 Comparing Prices Of Diaper Services, 678 00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:38,601 Checking Out Obstetricians, 679 00:29:38,601 --> 00:29:40,434 Going To Lamaze Classes-- 680 00:29:40,434 --> 00:29:42,634 Lamaze Classes? 681 00:29:43,701 --> 00:29:45,534 Did I Do A Bad Thing? 682 00:29:45,534 --> 00:29:47,634 Should I Not Have Told You? 683 00:29:47,634 --> 00:29:50,434 Yes...No. 684 00:29:50,434 --> 00:29:52,300 It's Fine. Really It Is. 685 00:30:02,567 --> 00:30:04,067 Wow. 686 00:30:04,067 --> 00:30:04,634 Agnes: Yeah. Wow. 687 00:30:11,068 --> 00:30:14,068 Well, I Better Not Tie Up The Line Anymore. 688 00:30:14,068 --> 00:30:16,001 Agnes, I'll Talk To You Soon, Ok? 689 00:30:16,001 --> 00:30:17,502 Agnes: Ok. 690 00:30:17,502 --> 00:30:19,001 Ok. Bye. 691 00:30:19,001 --> 00:30:20,435 Agnes: Bye. 692 00:30:22,535 --> 00:30:25,535 Bridges: Now, This Is The Critical Time. 693 00:30:25,535 --> 00:30:28,767 The Contractions Are Coming Almost Back To Back, 694 00:30:28,767 --> 00:30:31,335 And Mom May Very Well Be On The Verge 695 00:30:31,335 --> 00:30:32,934 Of Losing Control. 696 00:30:32,934 --> 00:30:35,034 It's Crunch Time, Dad. 697 00:30:35,034 --> 00:30:37,502 You Have To Take Over As Soon As You See 698 00:30:37,502 --> 00:30:39,301 That Fear On Her Face. 699 00:30:39,301 --> 00:30:41,034 She's Depending On You. 700 00:30:41,034 --> 00:30:43,034 Make Her Get Back On Track. 701 00:30:43,034 --> 00:30:45,034 Make Her Focus. 702 00:30:45,034 --> 00:30:48,034 Make Her Concentrate. 703 00:30:48,034 --> 00:30:50,101 Good. 704 00:30:50,101 --> 00:30:51,502 On A Count Of 3, 705 00:30:51,502 --> 00:30:54,034 We'll Take A Deep Cleansing Breath. 706 00:30:54,034 --> 00:30:57,401 1...2...3. 707 00:31:03,068 --> 00:31:04,634 Good. 708 00:31:04,634 --> 00:31:06,368 Bridges: Let's Call It A Night. 709 00:31:06,368 --> 00:31:08,201 Oh! Remember. 710 00:31:08,201 --> 00:31:09,368 Be Sure To Keep Practicing This-- 711 00:31:09,368 --> 00:31:11,135 All The Exercises. 712 00:31:11,135 --> 00:31:13,568 We're More Than Halfway Through The Classes Now. 713 00:31:13,568 --> 00:31:15,868 More Than Halfway Through? 714 00:31:15,868 --> 00:31:18,201 Listen To Me. You're Going To Be Fine. 715 00:31:18,201 --> 00:31:19,368 You're Going To Do Just Fine. 716 00:31:19,368 --> 00:31:20,368 I'm Going To Be Right There With You. 717 00:31:20,368 --> 00:31:21,701 Understand? 718 00:31:21,701 --> 00:31:24,201 Listen. We're A Great Team. 719 00:31:24,201 --> 00:31:25,201 We're Going To Wow Them 720 00:31:25,201 --> 00:31:26,235 On The Baby Boat. 721 00:31:26,235 --> 00:31:27,368 We'll Probably Get 722 00:31:27,368 --> 00:31:28,901 A Call From The President. 723 00:31:28,901 --> 00:31:30,968 Thanks, Coach. 724 00:31:30,968 --> 00:31:32,667 Give Me 10 Laps And Hit The Showers. 725 00:31:37,602 --> 00:31:39,602 What Time Should We Meet You For Lunch? 726 00:31:39,602 --> 00:31:41,101 I Should Be Through With The Meeting 727 00:31:41,101 --> 00:31:42,602 Around 12:30, Quarter Of 1:00. 728 00:31:42,602 --> 00:31:44,068 I'll Have Elaine Make A Reservation 729 00:31:44,068 --> 00:31:45,101 At The Garden Room. 730 00:31:45,101 --> 00:31:46,901 Where's The, Uh... 731 00:31:46,901 --> 00:31:48,235 Well, That's Perfect 732 00:31:48,235 --> 00:31:50,368 Because I'm Taking Maddie Down To Michelle's 733 00:31:50,368 --> 00:31:53,401 To Buy Some Of Those Wonderful Maternity Clothes 734 00:31:53,401 --> 00:31:55,602 That Don't Look Like Maternity Clothes. 735 00:31:55,602 --> 00:31:57,401 And That Will Give Us A Lot Of Time, 736 00:31:57,401 --> 00:31:59,901 And Then We'll Go Straight From There To You. 737 00:31:59,901 --> 00:32:01,068 I'll Go See If She's Up. 738 00:32:01,068 --> 00:32:02,634 You Forgot Your Cuff Links. 739 00:32:11,101 --> 00:32:13,201 Maddie: Come In. 740 00:32:13,201 --> 00:32:15,068 Good Morning. 741 00:32:17,135 --> 00:32:18,634 Oh! 742 00:32:18,634 --> 00:32:20,634 Virginia: I'm Sorry. I Didn't-- 743 00:32:20,634 --> 00:32:22,135 It's Ok, Mom. 744 00:32:24,634 --> 00:32:26,634 Not Packing For Our Shopping Trip 745 00:32:26,634 --> 00:32:29,135 By Any Chance? 746 00:32:29,135 --> 00:32:30,568 No. 747 00:32:32,135 --> 00:32:34,634 Alexander: Well, Time To Run The Race. 748 00:32:34,634 --> 00:32:36,667 See You Two At-- 749 00:32:36,667 --> 00:32:38,001 What Are You Doing? 750 00:32:38,001 --> 00:32:39,168 What's Going On? 751 00:32:39,168 --> 00:32:40,401 Maddie? 752 00:32:40,401 --> 00:32:43,001 I Don't Know. I Guess I'm Just Leaving. 753 00:32:43,001 --> 00:32:44,435 You're Leaving? 754 00:32:46,301 --> 00:32:47,502 You Don't Have To. You Can Stay Here-- 755 00:32:47,502 --> 00:32:49,667 I Know. 756 00:32:49,667 --> 00:32:52,168 I Know. 757 00:32:52,168 --> 00:32:54,634 It Just Seems Like It's Time, That's All. 758 00:32:54,634 --> 00:32:55,801 I Don't Get It. 759 00:32:55,801 --> 00:32:58,034 Just Like That? Suddenly, It's Time? 760 00:32:58,034 --> 00:32:59,901 I Know What You're Thinking-- 761 00:32:59,901 --> 00:33:02,201 You're Thinking That This Is All Crazy. 762 00:33:02,201 --> 00:33:04,602 Maybe You're Right. Maybe It Is Crazy. 763 00:33:04,602 --> 00:33:06,634 But It's Just Started To Sink In 764 00:33:06,634 --> 00:33:08,767 That I'm Going To Have A Baby, 765 00:33:08,767 --> 00:33:10,602 And I Want To Have This Baby At Home-- 766 00:33:10,602 --> 00:33:11,667 My Home. 767 00:33:11,667 --> 00:33:13,168 All By Yourself? 768 00:33:13,168 --> 00:33:14,767 I Hope Not. 769 00:33:14,767 --> 00:33:17,502 I Still Have A Lot Of Things To Work Out, 770 00:33:17,502 --> 00:33:18,934 Obviously. 771 00:33:23,201 --> 00:33:24,834 May I Ask A Question? 772 00:33:24,834 --> 00:33:28,101 No. I Mean, I Think I Know The Question 773 00:33:28,101 --> 00:33:29,368 You're Going To Ask, Dad, 774 00:33:29,368 --> 00:33:32,502 And I Don't Really Much Care Who The Father Was. 775 00:33:32,502 --> 00:33:34,335 It's Much More Important To Me 776 00:33:34,335 --> 00:33:36,201 Who The Father's Going To Be... 777 00:33:36,201 --> 00:33:39,201 If There's Going To Be A Father. 778 00:33:39,201 --> 00:33:40,934 Does That Make Sense? 779 00:33:45,034 --> 00:33:47,701 I Know I Haven't Made It Easy On You. 780 00:33:47,701 --> 00:33:50,034 I'm Still Not Making It Easy On You, 781 00:33:50,034 --> 00:33:53,201 And I'm Sorry. 782 00:33:53,201 --> 00:33:56,368 It's Just Taken Me Time To Understand, 783 00:33:56,368 --> 00:33:58,535 To Accept The Fact That I'm Going To Be A Mother. 784 00:33:58,535 --> 00:34:00,535 And I Have To Take That Responsibility, 785 00:34:00,535 --> 00:34:01,868 And I Haven't Been Doing That. 786 00:34:01,868 --> 00:34:03,667 Everybody's Been Doing Everything For Me, 787 00:34:03,667 --> 00:34:06,734 Letting Me Hide While They--You-- 788 00:34:06,734 --> 00:34:08,368 Took Care Of It All For Me. 789 00:34:08,368 --> 00:34:10,301 And I Appreciate That-- 790 00:34:10,301 --> 00:34:12,734 Everything Everyone's Done. 791 00:34:14,435 --> 00:34:18,734 But I Have To Take Control Of My Life Again. 792 00:34:21,734 --> 00:34:23,235 Our Lives. 793 00:34:27,068 --> 00:34:28,767 Well, Maybe... 794 00:34:28,767 --> 00:34:32,068 We'll Take One Or Two Trips To The Coast, Um, 795 00:34:32,068 --> 00:34:35,901 Just To Help Out Before The Baby Comes. 796 00:34:35,901 --> 00:34:37,502 Oh, Mom, That'd Be Great. 797 00:34:39,767 --> 00:34:41,568 Don't Think We Won't Hop On A Plane 798 00:34:41,568 --> 00:34:42,568 To See Our Grandchild 799 00:34:42,568 --> 00:34:44,068 As Often As We Can. 800 00:34:44,068 --> 00:34:46,268 I Hope So, Daddy. 801 00:34:51,602 --> 00:34:53,868 Just Be Sure You Have A Healthy Child. 802 00:34:55,301 --> 00:34:57,701 You Two Have Always Been There For Me. 803 00:34:59,301 --> 00:35:01,901 I Want You To Know I Know That. 804 00:35:03,502 --> 00:35:06,901 Being Able To Come Back To A Home Like This 805 00:35:06,901 --> 00:35:08,268 Means Everything To Me. 806 00:35:08,268 --> 00:35:09,268 Oh, Maddie. 807 00:35:09,268 --> 00:35:10,868 I Love You So Much. 808 00:35:10,868 --> 00:35:12,101 We Love You. 809 00:35:22,135 --> 00:35:23,568 [Knock On Door] 810 00:35:26,568 --> 00:35:28,368 [Knock Knock] 811 00:35:36,468 --> 00:35:38,468 ...A-Knockin', But You Can't Come In 812 00:35:38,468 --> 00:35:40,135 [Knock Knock] 813 00:35:40,135 --> 00:35:42,734 Keep A-Knockin', But You Can't Come In, Woo 814 00:35:42,734 --> 00:35:46,435 Keep A-Knockin', But You Can't Come In 815 00:35:47,868 --> 00:35:48,968 I Know I Should Have Called 816 00:35:48,968 --> 00:35:50,335 Instead Of Just Showing Up. 817 00:35:50,335 --> 00:35:52,568 Oh! Uh, Don't Panic! 818 00:35:52,568 --> 00:35:53,934 Don't Panic! 819 00:35:53,934 --> 00:35:56,168 Did Your Water Break? Where Are The Keys? 820 00:35:56,168 --> 00:35:57,667 David! David! It's Ok! 821 00:35:57,667 --> 00:36:01,168 No, No! David! It's Not What You Think. 822 00:36:01,168 --> 00:36:02,301 You're Not Gonna Have The Baby Right Now? 823 00:36:02,301 --> 00:36:05,535 No. I Just Wanted To Talk. 824 00:36:05,535 --> 00:36:08,001 I'm Sorry. 825 00:36:08,001 --> 00:36:10,801 I Just Wanted To Talk...To Someone, 826 00:36:10,801 --> 00:36:12,801 And Since You And I 827 00:36:12,801 --> 00:36:13,834 Have Been Through Patterned 828 00:36:13,834 --> 00:36:15,368 Pace Breathing Together, 829 00:36:15,368 --> 00:36:17,468 I Thought It Might As Well Be With You. 830 00:36:17,468 --> 00:36:19,401 Um, Sit Down. Have A Seat. 831 00:36:19,401 --> 00:36:20,701 Make Yourself Comfortable. 832 00:36:20,701 --> 00:36:24,502 Look, I--I Know That, Uh, 833 00:36:24,502 --> 00:36:29,268 Well, This Is A Very Emotional Time For Me. 834 00:36:29,268 --> 00:36:31,767 Being 8 Months Pregnant And All, You Know, 835 00:36:31,767 --> 00:36:34,268 A Woman's Sort Of... 836 00:36:34,268 --> 00:36:36,667 At The Mercy Of Her Hormones. 837 00:36:36,667 --> 00:36:39,368 i Was Watching Wheel Of Fortune 838 00:36:39,368 --> 00:36:41,034 The Other Day, And A Guy Lost, 839 00:36:41,034 --> 00:36:44,435 And I Wept For At Least An Hour About It. 840 00:36:46,235 --> 00:36:50,001 Which Is Just Another Way Of Saying That, Uh... 841 00:36:50,001 --> 00:36:54,834 I'm Not Sure If That's What This Is All About. 842 00:36:54,834 --> 00:36:57,368 And Maybe I Shouldn't Have Come Here. 843 00:36:57,368 --> 00:37:00,502 But I Don't Feel Like That's What This Is All About, 844 00:37:00,502 --> 00:37:02,834 And Since I Am Here, 845 00:37:02,834 --> 00:37:05,968 Just Let Me Talk, And You Just Listen. Ok? 846 00:37:05,968 --> 00:37:07,401 Ok. 847 00:37:19,368 --> 00:37:22,001 You're Going To Have To Take My Word For This, 848 00:37:22,001 --> 00:37:25,435 But I'm Usually A Very Decisive Person. 849 00:37:27,368 --> 00:37:30,368 You Know, I Usually Look At Something, 850 00:37:30,368 --> 00:37:32,868 Make My Decision, And Go For It. 851 00:37:32,868 --> 00:37:35,901 And All In All, I've Done Pretty Well For Myself. 852 00:37:35,901 --> 00:37:37,901 But... 853 00:37:37,901 --> 00:37:40,901 God, I'm Tired. 854 00:37:40,901 --> 00:37:44,401 I Couldn't Sleep At All Tonight. 855 00:37:44,401 --> 00:37:46,502 I Hope This Is Making Sense. 856 00:37:48,101 --> 00:37:50,767 I Always Had The Idea 857 00:37:50,767 --> 00:37:53,767 That Being A Single Parent Would Be Great... 858 00:37:53,767 --> 00:37:56,034 Easier, Cleaner. 859 00:37:56,034 --> 00:37:57,934 You Didn't Have Anyone Else 860 00:37:57,934 --> 00:37:59,901 To Tell You You Were Doing It Wrong. 861 00:37:59,901 --> 00:38:03,868 Just Me And My Baby, Who I Would Love So Much 862 00:38:03,868 --> 00:38:05,767 I Wouldn't Need Anybody Else. 863 00:38:05,767 --> 00:38:08,801 There's Also My Rule About Everything In My Life 864 00:38:08,801 --> 00:38:10,502 Having To Fit Into My Car. 865 00:38:10,502 --> 00:38:13,068 Babies Take Up Less Space Than Husbands. 866 00:38:18,301 --> 00:38:20,301 But Now I'm Having Second Thoughts 867 00:38:20,301 --> 00:38:22,502 About A Few Of My Choices. 868 00:38:22,502 --> 00:38:24,135 Not About Being A Parent, 869 00:38:24,135 --> 00:38:26,068 Just About... 870 00:38:30,934 --> 00:38:34,201 When I Got Pregnant, I Had An Arrangement. 871 00:38:34,201 --> 00:38:35,968 And Then When I Came To L.A., 872 00:38:35,968 --> 00:38:38,734 I Made A New Arrangement With You, 873 00:38:38,734 --> 00:38:42,135 And It Was Designed To End. 874 00:38:42,135 --> 00:38:44,468 You've Helped Me, I've Helped You, 875 00:38:44,468 --> 00:38:47,801 And Everything Still Fits Into My Car. 876 00:38:50,001 --> 00:38:51,801 But Now... 877 00:38:55,968 --> 00:38:59,335 The Reason I'm Saying All Of This Now, Here, 878 00:38:59,335 --> 00:39:00,834 At 5:00 In The Morning, 879 00:39:00,834 --> 00:39:02,401 Is Because... 880 00:39:06,034 --> 00:39:07,968 God, This Is Scary. 881 00:39:11,034 --> 00:39:13,934 I Don't Think...Maybe... 882 00:39:17,901 --> 00:39:20,135 I Don't Want This To End With You. 883 00:39:24,068 --> 00:39:27,001 That's It. I've Said It. 884 00:39:27,001 --> 00:39:28,468 I'm Done. 885 00:39:28,468 --> 00:39:31,301 I Don't Need You To Say Anything 886 00:39:31,301 --> 00:39:33,401 To Make It Ok. 887 00:39:33,401 --> 00:39:35,868 I Just Needed To Say It. 888 00:39:35,868 --> 00:39:38,868 I Don't Need To Hear 889 00:39:38,868 --> 00:39:40,767 That You Feel Something Back. 890 00:39:43,001 --> 00:39:45,301 Although I Think Maybe You Do. 891 00:39:47,268 --> 00:39:49,734 At Least A Little Bit. 892 00:39:54,535 --> 00:39:57,435 This Is A Lot To Respond To, Isn't It? 893 00:39:59,401 --> 00:40:00,968 Yeah. 894 00:40:03,535 --> 00:40:05,034 Man. 895 00:40:13,834 --> 00:40:17,335 Ha! I Don't Know. All I Seem To Be Able 896 00:40:17,335 --> 00:40:20,001 To Come Up With Is, Uh... 897 00:40:20,001 --> 00:40:21,834 I Don't Know. 898 00:40:23,568 --> 00:40:24,934 Um... 899 00:40:28,001 --> 00:40:29,435 There Are, Uh... 900 00:40:34,934 --> 00:40:37,335 There Are, Uh... 901 00:40:37,335 --> 00:40:39,934 A Couple Different Issues Here. Uh... 902 00:40:42,001 --> 00:40:43,868 There Are A Few Things 903 00:40:43,868 --> 00:40:47,001 That Are Kind Of Whacked Out. 904 00:40:47,001 --> 00:40:48,901 I Mean, Doing All This... 905 00:40:48,901 --> 00:40:52,001 With One Woman 906 00:40:52,001 --> 00:40:54,968 So That I Can Do It With Another Woman. 907 00:40:56,101 --> 00:40:58,368 Right? And, Uh... 908 00:41:00,034 --> 00:41:03,034 That Woman Is, Uh, 909 00:41:03,034 --> 00:41:04,968 Right Now Cooling Her Jets 910 00:41:04,968 --> 00:41:06,834 About 2,000 Miles From Here. 911 00:41:09,101 --> 00:41:12,602 Might Not Even Be My Baby. 912 00:41:12,602 --> 00:41:14,602 Uh... 913 00:41:14,602 --> 00:41:17,468 And She Can't Take Two Minutes 914 00:41:17,468 --> 00:41:18,468 Out Of Her World 915 00:41:18,468 --> 00:41:19,801 To Call Me And See How I'm Doing, 916 00:41:19,801 --> 00:41:22,135 To See What's Going On With Me. 917 00:41:22,135 --> 00:41:23,634 I Can't Tell You 918 00:41:23,634 --> 00:41:27,034 That I'm Rolling Sevens With That One 919 00:41:27,034 --> 00:41:30,568 Or That I Don't Have My Doubts 920 00:41:30,568 --> 00:41:32,401 About Me And Her. 921 00:41:34,335 --> 00:41:35,834 Every Day. 922 00:41:37,602 --> 00:41:40,001 And Also That What We Are Doing, 923 00:41:40,001 --> 00:41:42,568 That What, Um...What We're Going To Do 924 00:41:42,568 --> 00:41:43,834 And How I... 925 00:41:49,568 --> 00:41:51,834 See, What I'm Trying To Say Is... 926 00:41:53,734 --> 00:41:57,268 What Are You Trying To Say, Dave? Ha! 927 00:42:01,568 --> 00:42:03,868 This Is Just So Easy With You. 928 00:42:03,868 --> 00:42:06,268 It's Just So Easy. 929 00:42:06,268 --> 00:42:07,801 I Mean It Just... 930 00:42:09,168 --> 00:42:10,368 It Just Clicked. 931 00:42:10,368 --> 00:42:11,368 It--I Mean, 932 00:42:11,368 --> 00:42:13,701 It's Not Hot, It's Not Cold. 933 00:42:13,701 --> 00:42:14,901 It's Not Black, It's Not White. 934 00:42:14,901 --> 00:42:16,767 It Just Clicked. 935 00:42:16,767 --> 00:42:18,201 I Got To Tell You, 936 00:42:18,201 --> 00:42:19,901 I'm Not Used To That Kind Of Diet, 937 00:42:19,901 --> 00:42:22,667 To Things Going Down That Easy. 938 00:42:22,667 --> 00:42:24,101 Um... 939 00:42:26,101 --> 00:42:27,535 So... 940 00:42:31,602 --> 00:42:33,335 So Nothing. 941 00:42:37,634 --> 00:42:39,767 Yeah, I Feel Something Back. 942 00:42:43,435 --> 00:42:46,235 Do You Mind If I Ask You Something 943 00:42:46,235 --> 00:42:47,801 A Little Less Complicated? 944 00:42:47,801 --> 00:42:48,901 Please Ask Me Something 945 00:42:48,901 --> 00:42:49,901 A Little Less Complicated. 946 00:42:49,901 --> 00:42:50,901 Could I Have A Glass Of Water? 947 00:42:50,901 --> 00:42:52,235 Yes, You Can Have A Glass Of Water. 948 00:42:52,235 --> 00:42:53,568 You Want Ice In It? 949 00:42:53,568 --> 00:42:55,001 No. No Ice. 950 00:43:50,135 --> 00:43:53,135 Captioning Made Possible By Lions Gate Home Entertainment 951 00:43:53,135 --> 00:43:55,135 Captioned By The National Captioning Institute 952 00:43:55,135 --> 00:43:57,068 --TC6 WAS HERE-- 953 00:43:59,634 --> 00:44:03,634 So Come Walk The Night 954 00:44:03,634 --> 00:44:09,135 Come Fly By Day 955 00:44:09,135 --> 00:44:13,135 Something Is Sweeter 956 00:44:13,135 --> 00:44:18,667 'cause We Met On The Way 957 00:44:18,667 --> 00:44:22,502 Moonlighting Strangers 958 00:44:22,502 --> 00:44:27,168 Who Just Met On The Way 959 00:44:27,168 --> 00:44:32,268 Who Just Met On The Way 960 00:44:32,318 --> 00:44:36,868 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 64693

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