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Boxing tonight comes
from the empire pool, wembley
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And features
the main heavyweight bout
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Between jack bodell, british
and empire heavyweight champion
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And sir kenneth clark.
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It's the first time
these two have met
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So there should be
some real action tonight.
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This then is the height
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Of the english
renaissance
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The triumph of classical
over gothic...
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He's down.
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Sir kenneth clark is down
in eight seconds.
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But he's up again,
he's up at six.
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The almost ordered facades
of palladio's villas reflect...
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And he's down again
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And I don't think he's going
to get up this time.
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No, so jack bodell has
defeated sir kenneth clark
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In the very first round
here tonight.
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And so this big lincolnshire
heavyweight becomes
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The new oxford
professor of fine art.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Thank you,
ladies and gentlemen.
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And now...
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It's...
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Monty python's
flying circuseses.
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Stand and deliver!
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Drop that gun!
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Let that be a warning
to you all.
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You move at your peril
for I have two pistols here.
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I know one of them
isn't loaded anymore
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But the other one is, so
that's one of you dead for sure
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Or just about
for sure anyway.
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It certainly
wouldn't be
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Worth your while
risking it
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Because I'm
a very good shot.
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I practice
every day.
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Well, not absolutely every day
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But most days in the week.
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I expect I must practice
four or five times a week...
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At least... at least
four or five
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Only some weekends,
like last weekend
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There wasn't much time
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So that brings the average
down a bit.
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But I should say
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It's definitely a solid
four days' practice every week
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At least.
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I mean, I reckon I could hit
that tree over there--
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The one behind the hillock.
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Not the big hillock,
the little hillock on the left.
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You can see the three trees--
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The third
from the left
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And back a bit,
that one--
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I reckon I could hit that
four times out of five...
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On a good day.
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Say, with this wind, say...
say, seven times out of ten.
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What-- that tree there?
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Which one?
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The big beech
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With the sort
of bare branch
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Coming out
of the top left.
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No, no, not that one.
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No, no, he means
the one over there.
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Look, do you see
that one there?
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Yes.
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Well, now go two
along to the right.
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Just near
that little bush.
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Well, it's the one
just behind it.
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Ah, the elm!
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That's not an elm.
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An elm's got sort of great
clumps of leaves like that.
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That's either a beech
or a, um... a, uh... a hornbeam.
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A hornbeam?
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No, not a hornbeam.
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What's the tree that has
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A leaf with sort of
regular veins coming out
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And the veins go
all the way out to the...
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Serrated!
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To the serrated edges?
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A willow.
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That's right.
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That's nothing like a willow.
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Well, it doesn't matter anyway.
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I could hit it seven times
out of ten-- that's the point.
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Never a willow.
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Shut up!
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This is a holdup,
not a botany lesson.
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Right! now, my fine friends,
no false moves, please.
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I want you to hand over
all the lupins you've got.
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Lupins?!
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Yes, lupins, come on, come on!
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What do you mean-- lupins?
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Don't try and play for time.
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I'm not.
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You mean the flower lupins?
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That's right.
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Well, we haven't
got any lupins.
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Honestly.
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Look, my fine friends
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I happen to know
that this is the lupin express.
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You must be out
of your tiny mind.
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Get out of the coach.
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Come on, get out!
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Just as I thought.
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Not clever enough,
my fine friends.
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Come on, concorde.
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Well, so much for the lupins.
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Dennis moore, dennis moore
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Galloping through the sward
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Dennis moore, dennis moore
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And his horse, concorde
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He steals from the rich
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And gives to the poor
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Mr. moore
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Mr. moore...
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Here we are,
I'll be back.
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Mr. moore.
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Morning,
mrs. trepidatious.
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Oh, I don't know
what's good about it.
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My right arm's hanging off
something awful.
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Oh, you want to
have that seen to.
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What-- by that dr. morrison?
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He's killed more patients
than I've had severe boils.
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What do the stars say?
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Well, petula clark says
burst them early
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But david frost...
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No, the stars in the paper
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You cloth-eared heap
of anteater's catarrh.
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The zodiacal signs,
the horoscopic fates
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The astrological portents
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The omens, the genethliac
prognostications
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The mantalogical harbingers,
the vaticinal utterances
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The fratidical
premonitory utterances of the mantalogical omens.
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What do the bleeding stars
in the paper predict
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Forecast, prophesy,
foretell, prognosticate...
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And this is where
you at home can join in.
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Forebode, bode,
augur, spell...
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Foretoken, presage, portend
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Foreshow, foreshadow, fore-run
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Herald, point to, betoken,
indicate?!
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I don't know.
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What are you?
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I'm nesbitt.
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There's not a zodiacal
sign called nesbitt.
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All right,
derry and toms.
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"aquarius, scorpio, virgo,
derry and toms.
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April 29 to march 22,
even dates only."
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Well, what does it presage?
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"you have green, scaly skin
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"and a soft
yellow underbelly
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"with a series of finlike ridges
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"running down your spine
and tail.
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"although lizardlike in shape
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"you can grow anything
up to 30 feet in length
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"with huge teeth
that can bite off
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"great rocks
and trees.
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"you inhabit arid
subtropical zones
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And wear spectacles."
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Hmm, it's very good
about the spectacles.
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It's amazing!
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Hmm, what's yours,
irene?
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Basil.
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I'm sorry, what's
yours, basil?
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No, that's my
star sign-- basil.
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There isn't
a star sign...
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Yes, there is.
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"aquarius, sagittarius,
derry and toms
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Basil-- june 21 till june 22."
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Well, what does it say?
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"you have green, scaly skin
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"and a series of yellow
underbellies running down
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Your spine
and tail..."
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That's exactly the same!
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Oh! try another one.
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What's aquarius?
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It's a zodiacal sign.
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I know that!
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What's it say in the paper,
mrs. flan-and-pickle?
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All right.
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Oh! it says,
"a wonderful day ahead.
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"you'll be surrounded
by family and friends.
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"roger moore will
drop in for lunch
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"bringing tony curtis with him.
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"in the afternoon, a substantial
cash sum will come your way.
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"in the evening,
petula clark will visit your home
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"accompanied by
the mike sammes singers.
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"she will sing for you
in your own living room.
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"before you go to bed,
peter wyngarde will come
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And declare
his undying love for you."
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Both:
eww!
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What's scorpio?
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Oh, that's very good.
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"you will have lunch with a
school friend of duane eddy's
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"who will insist
on whistling
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"some of
duane's greatest instrumental hits.
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"in the afternoon,
you will die.
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You will
be buried..."
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Good morning.
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Oh, morning, doctor.
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And how's the old arm
this morning, mrs. ikon?
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Oh, it's still
hanging off at the shoulder.
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Good, well, let's have
a look at it, shall we?
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Oh, damn!
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Oh, damn this
wretched little bag.
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Oh, damn, this wretched,
bloody little bag.
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If there's one thing I hate
about being a doctor
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It's this wretched,
bloody little bag.
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Oh, damn this wretched,
bloody little bag!
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Damn it!
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Damn that wretched
little bag.
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Damn you wretched
little bag!
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There, right.
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What's that doing in here?
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Right! well...
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Hand over the money.
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Come on, all of it.
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Thank you.
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Yes, that seems
to be okay.
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I'll just test
your reflexes.
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Everything seems
to be okay.
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I'll see you
next week.
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Keep collecting
the pensions
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And try not to spend
too much on food.
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Thank you, doctor.
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Morning, mr. henson.
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How are we today?
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Not too bad, doctor.
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Okay, take it easy.
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Expecting any postal
orders this week?
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No.
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Righto.
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Ah, mr. rodgers,
have you got
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Your unemployment
benefits, please?
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Right-- well,
can you write me
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A check then, please?
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Thank you very much.
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Soon have you
down to nothing.
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Ah, mr. millichope.
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Hmm... two hours
left to do.
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Ooh, lovely!
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Dinner's ready, dear.
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Sorry, your time's up,
mr. spewm.
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I'm afraid you lose
both the 3p suite
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And your youngest daughter.
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Hello.
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Should there be another
television channel
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Or should there not?
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On tonight's program,
the minister for broadcasting
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The right honorable
mr. ian throat m.p.
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Good evening.
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The chairman
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Of amalgamated money tv,
sir abe sappenheim.
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Good evening.
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The shadow spokesman
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For television, lord kinwoodie.
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Hello.
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And a television critic
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Mr. patrick loone.
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Hello.
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Gentlemen
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Should there be a fourth
television channel or not?
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00:13:18,031 --> 00:13:19,333
Ian?
262
00:13:19,366 --> 00:13:20,300
Yes.
263
00:13:20,334 --> 00:13:21,001
Francis?
264
00:13:21,034 --> 00:13:21,502
Nope.
265
00:13:21,535 --> 00:13:22,035
Sir abe?
266
00:13:22,069 --> 00:13:22,536
Yes.
267
00:13:22,569 --> 00:13:23,036
Patrick?
268
00:13:23,070 --> 00:13:23,570
No.
269
00:13:23,604 --> 00:13:24,972
Well, there you have it--
270
00:13:25,005 --> 00:13:26,673
Two say "will," two say "won't."
271
00:13:26,707 --> 00:13:29,776
We'll be back again next week,
and next week's great debate
272
00:13:29,810 --> 00:13:32,579
Will be about government
interference in broadcasting
273
00:13:32,613 --> 00:13:37,317
And will be canceled
mysteriously.
274
00:13:50,898 --> 00:13:53,800
Just starting on bbc 1 now,
victoria regina
275
00:13:53,834 --> 00:13:56,670
The inspiring tale of
the simple crofter's daughter
276
00:13:56,703 --> 00:13:59,373
Who worked her way up
to become queen of england
277
00:13:59,406 --> 00:14:02,809
And empress of the greatest
empire television has ever seen.
278
00:14:02,843 --> 00:14:06,547
On bbc 2 now,
episode three of george i
279
00:14:06,580 --> 00:14:08,081
The new 116-part serial
280
00:14:08,115 --> 00:14:10,884
About the famous english king
who hasn't been done yet.
281
00:14:10,918 --> 00:14:14,354
On itv now, the...
282
00:14:17,558 --> 00:14:20,360
...but absolutely
delightful.
283
00:14:20,394 --> 00:14:24,198
But, of course,
you know, who cares?
284
00:14:24,231 --> 00:14:25,799
Ah! 'tis my lord
of buckingham.
285
00:14:25,832 --> 00:14:27,167
Pray welcome,
your grace.
286
00:14:27,201 --> 00:14:28,535
Thank you,
grantley.
287
00:14:28,569 --> 00:14:29,970
Ladies, may i
introduce to you
288
00:14:30,003 --> 00:14:31,505
The man who prophesied
289
00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:33,707
That a german monarch would
soon embroil this country
290
00:14:33,740 --> 00:14:34,875
In continental affairs.
291
00:14:34,908 --> 00:14:36,677
Oh, how so, my lord?
292
00:14:36,710 --> 00:14:39,213
Madam, you will recall that,
prior to his accession
293
00:14:39,246 --> 00:14:41,715
Our gracious sovereign george
had become involved
294
00:14:41,748 --> 00:14:43,383
In the long-standing
northern war
295
00:14:43,417 --> 00:14:45,385
Through his claim
to bremen and verdun.
296
00:14:45,419 --> 00:14:46,920
These duchies
would provide
297
00:14:46,954 --> 00:14:48,055
An outlet
to the sea
298
00:14:48,088 --> 00:14:49,823
Of the utmost
value to hanover.
299
00:14:49,857 --> 00:14:51,191
The treaty
of westphalia
300
00:14:51,225 --> 00:14:52,826
Has assigned
them to sweden.
301
00:14:52,860 --> 00:14:53,827
In 1648.
302
00:14:53,861 --> 00:14:55,062
Exactly.
303
00:14:55,095 --> 00:14:57,030
Meanwhile,
frederick william of denmark
304
00:14:57,064 --> 00:14:59,399
Taking advantage of
the absence of charles xii
305
00:14:59,433 --> 00:15:01,201
Seized them-- 1712.
306
00:15:01,235 --> 00:15:02,269
Oh, yes.
307
00:15:02,302 --> 00:15:03,337
It all falls into
place-- more wine?
308
00:15:03,370 --> 00:15:04,638
Oh, thank you.
309
00:15:04,671 --> 00:15:06,673
However, just prior
to his accession
310
00:15:06,707 --> 00:15:08,242
George had made an alliance
311
00:15:08,275 --> 00:15:10,110
With frederick william
of prussia
312
00:15:10,143 --> 00:15:12,012
On the grounds of party feeling.
313
00:15:12,045 --> 00:15:14,948
While frederick william had
married george's only daughter.
314
00:15:14,982 --> 00:15:15,949
I remember
the wedding.
315
00:15:15,983 --> 00:15:17,184
But chiefly,
through concern
316
00:15:17,217 --> 00:15:21,288
At the concerted
action...
317
00:15:21,321 --> 00:15:22,956
Stand and deliver!
318
00:15:22,990 --> 00:15:24,324
Dennis moore!
319
00:15:24,358 --> 00:15:25,425
The same.
320
00:15:25,459 --> 00:15:27,227
And now, my lords, my ladies
321
00:15:27,261 --> 00:15:28,762
Your lupins, please.
322
00:15:28,795 --> 00:15:30,564
Our what?
323
00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:33,901
Come, come, don't play games
with me, my lord of buckingham.
324
00:15:33,934 --> 00:15:35,102
What can you mean?
325
00:15:35,135 --> 00:15:37,471
Your life or your lupins
326
00:15:37,504 --> 00:15:40,140
My lord.
327
00:15:46,480 --> 00:15:50,317
In a bunch, in a bunch.
328
00:15:50,584 --> 00:15:52,686
Thank you, my friends.
329
00:15:52,719 --> 00:15:57,424
And now a good evening
to you all.
330
00:15:59,760 --> 00:16:03,130
He seeks them here,
he seeks them there
331
00:16:03,163 --> 00:16:06,466
He seeks those lupins
everywhere.
332
00:16:06,500 --> 00:16:08,001
The murdering
blackguard!
333
00:16:08,035 --> 00:16:09,636
He's taken
all our lupins.
334
00:16:09,670 --> 00:16:11,972
Not quite.
335
00:16:12,005 --> 00:16:13,473
Oh, you tricked him.
336
00:16:13,507 --> 00:16:14,875
We still
have one.
337
00:16:14,908 --> 00:16:17,477
Hooray!
338
00:16:19,379 --> 00:16:23,684
Dennis moore, dennis moore,
riding through the night
339
00:16:23,717 --> 00:16:27,354
Soon every lupin in the land
will be in his mighty hand
340
00:16:27,387 --> 00:16:31,758
He steals them from the rich
and gives them to the poor
341
00:16:31,792 --> 00:16:33,794
Mr. moore
342
00:16:33,827 --> 00:16:35,629
Mr. moore
343
00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:38,432
Mr. moore.
344
00:16:44,404 --> 00:16:46,039
Try to eat some, my dear.
345
00:16:46,073 --> 00:16:48,509
It'll give you strength.
346
00:16:48,542 --> 00:16:51,411
Oh, mr. moore, mr. moore,
she's going fast.
347
00:16:51,445 --> 00:16:52,546
Don't worry,
I've...
348
00:16:52,579 --> 00:16:54,114
I've brought
you something.
349
00:16:54,147 --> 00:16:55,282
Medicine, at last?
350
00:16:55,315 --> 00:16:56,283
No.
351
00:16:56,316 --> 00:16:57,117
Food?
352
00:16:57,150 --> 00:16:57,751
Nope.
353
00:16:57,784 --> 00:16:58,886
Blankets?
354
00:16:58,919 --> 00:17:00,387
Clothes, wood for the fire?
355
00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:02,356
Nope.
356
00:17:02,389 --> 00:17:03,724
Lupins!
357
00:17:03,757 --> 00:17:05,492
Oh, christ!
358
00:17:05,526 --> 00:17:06,560
I thought you'd
like them.
359
00:17:06,593 --> 00:17:08,462
I'm sick to bloody death
of them!
360
00:17:08,495 --> 00:17:09,663
So am i!
361
00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:10,664
She's bloody dying
362
00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:12,232
And all you bring us
is lupins!
363
00:17:12,266 --> 00:17:15,669
All we've eaten, mate, for
the last four bleeding weeks
364
00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:19,106
Is lupin soup, roast lupin,
steamed lupin
365
00:17:19,139 --> 00:17:20,974
Braised lupin
in lupin sauce
366
00:17:21,008 --> 00:17:23,577
Lupin in the basket
with sauteed lupins
367
00:17:23,610 --> 00:17:26,380
Lupin meringue pie,
lupin sorbet.
368
00:17:26,413 --> 00:17:29,082
We sit on lupins,
we sleep in lupins
369
00:17:29,116 --> 00:17:31,018
We feed the cat on lupins
370
00:17:31,051 --> 00:17:35,722
We burn lupins,
we even wear the bloody things!
371
00:17:35,756 --> 00:17:36,924
Looks very smart.
372
00:17:36,957 --> 00:17:38,225
Oh, shut up!
373
00:17:38,258 --> 00:17:43,764
We're sick to death
with the stench of them!
374
00:17:44,064 --> 00:17:45,265
Look!
375
00:17:45,299 --> 00:17:48,368
The cat's just choked
itself to death on them!
376
00:17:48,402 --> 00:17:50,571
I don't care
if I never see another lupin
377
00:17:50,604 --> 00:17:51,972
Till the day I die!
378
00:17:52,005 --> 00:17:54,942
Why don't you go out
and steal something useful?
379
00:17:54,975 --> 00:17:55,976
Like what?
380
00:17:56,009 --> 00:17:58,178
Like gold and silver and clothes
381
00:17:58,212 --> 00:17:59,980
And wood and jewels and...
382
00:18:00,013 --> 00:18:02,349
Hang on, I'll get
a piece of paper.
383
00:18:02,382 --> 00:18:07,154
Dennis moore, dennis moore,
dum, dum, dum, the night.
384
00:18:07,187 --> 00:18:11,058
Dennis moore, dennis moore,
dum, de, dum, dum, plight.
385
00:18:11,091 --> 00:18:15,128
He steals dum, dum, dum
and dum, dum, dum, dum, dee
386
00:18:15,162 --> 00:18:20,367
Dennis, dum, dennis, dee,
dum, dum, dum.
387
00:18:21,702 --> 00:18:23,170
This, coupled with the presence
388
00:18:23,203 --> 00:18:25,172
Of peter and his prussians
in mecklenburg
389
00:18:25,205 --> 00:18:27,007
And charles and his swedes
in pomerania
390
00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:29,910
Made george and stanhope eager
to come to terms with france.
391
00:18:29,943 --> 00:18:31,512
Meanwhile, a breach
had now opened with...
392
00:18:31,545 --> 00:18:33,747
Oh, no, not again!
393
00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:34,815
Oh, come on!
394
00:18:34,848 --> 00:18:36,149
Stand and deliver again!
395
00:18:36,183 --> 00:18:40,454
Your money, your jewelry,
your... hang on...
396
00:18:40,487 --> 00:18:43,624
Your clothes, your snuff,
your ornaments
397
00:18:43,657 --> 00:18:46,527
Your glassware,
your pussy cats...
398
00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:48,428
Don't say anything
about the lupin.
399
00:18:48,462 --> 00:18:50,697
Your watches, your lace,
your spittoons...
400
00:18:50,731 --> 00:18:54,101
Dennis moore, dennis moore,
riding through the woods
401
00:18:54,134 --> 00:18:57,938
Dennis moore, dennis moore,
with a bag of things
402
00:18:57,971 --> 00:19:02,042
He gives to the poor
and he takes from the rich
403
00:19:02,075 --> 00:19:05,245
Dennis moore,
dennis moore...
404
00:19:05,279 --> 00:19:06,280
Here we are.
405
00:19:06,313 --> 00:19:09,349
Dennis moore.
406
00:19:13,887 --> 00:19:15,355
Well, it may be the end of that
407
00:19:15,389 --> 00:19:16,857
But it's certainly far
from the end of...
408
00:19:16,890 --> 00:19:18,725
Well, in fact,
it's the beginning...
409
00:19:18,759 --> 00:19:20,194
Well, not quite the beginning.
410
00:19:20,227 --> 00:19:22,362
Well, certainly nearer
the beginning than the end...
411
00:19:22,396 --> 00:19:24,698
Well, yes, damn it, it is,
to all intents and purposes
412
00:19:24,731 --> 00:19:26,900
The beginning of this year's
ideal loon exhibition
413
00:19:26,934 --> 00:19:28,535
Sponsored by the daily express.
414
00:19:28,569 --> 00:19:30,904
Numbskulls and boobies
from all over the country
415
00:19:30,938 --> 00:19:33,507
Have been arriving to go
through their strange paces
416
00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:34,942
Before a large paying crowd.
417
00:19:34,975 --> 00:19:37,010
This is the 15th
ideal loon exhibition
418
00:19:37,044 --> 00:19:38,679
And we took a good look round
419
00:19:38,712 --> 00:19:43,383
After it was opened
by its patron.
420
00:19:43,417 --> 00:19:45,686
Here's kevin bruce, the
digger duffer from down under
421
00:19:45,719 --> 00:19:48,088
Who's ranked 14th in the
world's silly positions league.
422
00:19:48,121 --> 00:19:50,324
This kind of incoherent behavior
423
00:19:50,357 --> 00:19:53,327
Is really beginning
to catch on down under.
424
00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:55,929
There's norman kirby, from
new zealand, whose specialty
425
00:19:55,963 --> 00:19:58,732
Is standing behind a screen
with a lady with no clothes on.
426
00:19:58,765 --> 00:20:00,634
In real life,
norman is a gynecologist
427
00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:02,069
But this is his lunch hour.
428
00:20:02,102 --> 00:20:04,137
And from france
429
00:20:04,171 --> 00:20:06,707
There's a superb exhibition
of rather silly behavior
430
00:20:06,740 --> 00:20:09,142
By the friends of
the free french osteopaths.
431
00:20:09,176 --> 00:20:12,713
...trois, un, deux, trois,
un, deux, trois
432
00:20:12,746 --> 00:20:15,282
Un, deux, trois,
un, deux, trois...
433
00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:17,851
They do this
over 400 times a day.
434
00:20:17,885 --> 00:20:19,186
Nobody knows why.
435
00:20:19,219 --> 00:20:21,021
But for sheer pointless behavior
436
00:20:21,054 --> 00:20:22,956
You've got
to admire brian broomers
437
00:20:22,990 --> 00:20:25,392
The battling british boy
who, for two weeks
438
00:20:25,425 --> 00:20:28,829
Has been suspended
over a tin of condemned veal.
439
00:20:28,862 --> 00:20:30,397
Always popular with the crowd
440
00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:32,466
Is the scotsman
with nae trews exhibit
441
00:20:32,499 --> 00:20:34,368
And this year's no exception.
442
00:20:34,401 --> 00:20:37,571
Sponsored by natural gas
and glasgow city council
443
00:20:37,604 --> 00:20:39,773
This exhibit is
entirely supported
444
00:20:39,806 --> 00:20:41,642
By voluntary contributions.
445
00:20:41,675 --> 00:20:43,377
But for a truly magnificent
waste of time
446
00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:46,346
You've got to go no further
than the exhibit from italy--
447
00:20:46,380 --> 00:20:47,714
Italian priests in custard
448
00:20:47,748 --> 00:20:49,583
Discussing vital matters
of the day.
449
00:20:49,616 --> 00:20:51,785
These lads from a seminary
near cremona
450
00:20:51,818 --> 00:20:54,221
Have been practicing
for well over a year.
451
00:20:54,254 --> 00:20:56,356
As always,
one of the great attractions
452
00:20:56,390 --> 00:20:57,758
Of this 14-day exhibition
453
00:20:57,791 --> 00:20:59,626
Is the display
of counter marching
454
00:20:59,660 --> 00:21:02,229
Given by the massed pipes
and toilet requisites
455
00:21:02,262 --> 00:21:06,166
Of the colwyn bay massed pipes
and toilet requisites club.
456
00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:08,936
An interesting point
about these boys is
457
00:21:08,969 --> 00:21:12,406
They all have one thing
in common-- hip injuries.
458
00:21:12,439 --> 00:21:14,942
Not far away,
the crowds are flocking to see
459
00:21:14,975 --> 00:21:19,580
A member of the famous
royal canadian mounted geese.
460
00:21:19,613 --> 00:21:25,519
But the climax of the whole
event is the judging.
461
00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:30,157
Mr. justice burke.
462
00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:34,728
Well, that's the last
463
00:21:34,761 --> 00:21:40,367
And let's just see
those last six once again.
464
00:21:44,738 --> 00:21:50,511
And the winner is
number 41, mr. justice burke.
465
00:22:11,398 --> 00:22:16,036
Attention, attention,
suspect heading due north.
466
00:22:16,069 --> 00:22:20,240
Plan 13-a is now in effect.
467
00:22:25,546 --> 00:22:28,015
Whoop!
468
00:22:50,070 --> 00:22:52,005
Yet fear,
not like an aged florin
469
00:22:52,039 --> 00:22:53,807
Can so disseminate men's eyes
470
00:22:53,841 --> 00:22:56,343
That fortune, straining
at a kissing touch
471
00:22:56,376 --> 00:22:58,145
May stop her ceaseless search
472
00:22:58,178 --> 00:23:00,714
To sport amidst
the rampant thrust of time
473
00:23:00,747 --> 00:23:02,616
And bring
the thing undone to pass
474
00:23:02,649 --> 00:23:05,285
By that with which the cock
may chance an arm.
475
00:23:05,319 --> 00:23:06,620
Well, that's all
very well, sir
476
00:23:06,653 --> 00:23:09,189
But this is
an off-license.
477
00:23:09,223 --> 00:23:10,924
Uh, just a bottle
of sherry then, please.
478
00:23:10,958 --> 00:23:12,159
Certainly, um,
amontillado?
479
00:23:12,192 --> 00:23:14,094
Yes, I think
amontillado--
480
00:23:14,127 --> 00:23:15,929
Finely grown,
well-chosen
481
00:23:15,963 --> 00:23:18,198
From the cask
of pluto's hills
482
00:23:18,232 --> 00:23:20,501
Cell'd deep within
the vinous soil of spain
483
00:23:20,534 --> 00:23:23,136
Wrench'd thence from
fiery regions of the sun...
484
00:23:23,170 --> 00:23:24,605
Yes, yes, sir,
just one bottle?
485
00:23:24,638 --> 00:23:26,039
Just one bottle.
486
00:23:26,073 --> 00:23:27,207
Just one jot.
487
00:23:27,241 --> 00:23:28,208
Just one tittle.
488
00:23:28,242 --> 00:23:29,209
That's the lot.
489
00:23:29,243 --> 00:23:30,210
There we are, sir.
490
00:23:30,244 --> 00:23:31,445
That'll be a pound, sir.
491
00:23:31,478 --> 00:23:32,613
A pound, a pound
492
00:23:32,646 --> 00:23:34,281
And all around abound
a pound found found
493
00:23:34,314 --> 00:23:36,016
Lost lost the cost
till was't embossed...
494
00:23:36,049 --> 00:23:37,184
Excuse me, sir.
495
00:23:37,217 --> 00:23:39,286
Yes, good victualler,
nature's trencherman
496
00:23:39,319 --> 00:23:40,454
Mine honest tapster...
497
00:23:40,487 --> 00:23:42,322
I was just wondering,
are you a poet?
498
00:23:42,356 --> 00:23:44,525
No, no, I'm... I'm a solicitor.
499
00:23:44,558 --> 00:23:46,159
A solicitor... oh.
500
00:23:46,193 --> 00:23:48,061
Well-versed within
the written law of man
501
00:23:48,095 --> 00:23:49,396
Who can to those who need...
502
00:23:49,429 --> 00:23:51,198
Oh, shut up!
503
00:23:51,231 --> 00:23:52,199
I'm sorry.
504
00:23:52,232 --> 00:23:54,568
I'm afraid I've caught poetry.
505
00:23:54,601 --> 00:23:55,702
Oh, really?
506
00:23:55,736 --> 00:23:56,837
Well, don't worry, sir
507
00:23:56,870 --> 00:23:58,672
I used to suffer
from short stories.
508
00:23:58,705 --> 00:23:59,907
Really? when?
509
00:23:59,940 --> 00:24:03,610
Oh, once upon a time.
510
00:24:04,178 --> 00:24:05,479
There lived in wiltshire
511
00:24:05,512 --> 00:24:07,314
A young chap
called dennis moore.
512
00:24:07,347 --> 00:24:08,849
Now, dennis was
a highwayman by profession
513
00:24:08,882 --> 00:24:10,017
And for
several months
514
00:24:10,050 --> 00:24:11,818
He'd been stealing
from the rich
515
00:24:11,852 --> 00:24:13,220
To give to the poor.
516
00:24:13,253 --> 00:24:16,056
One day...
517
00:24:17,791 --> 00:24:19,693
Here we are again.
518
00:24:19,726 --> 00:24:22,696
Mr. jenkins?
519
00:24:22,729 --> 00:24:23,697
There we are.
520
00:24:23,730 --> 00:24:25,732
I'll be back.
521
00:24:25,766 --> 00:24:27,634
Meanwhile, frederick william,
busily engaged
522
00:24:27,668 --> 00:24:29,536
In defending against
the three great powers
523
00:24:29,570 --> 00:24:30,671
The province of silesia...
524
00:24:30,704 --> 00:24:31,805
Which he
had seized
525
00:24:31,839 --> 00:24:32,940
In the war of
the austrian succession
526
00:24:32,973 --> 00:24:33,941
Against
his word.
527
00:24:33,974 --> 00:24:35,042
Yes, I remember.
528
00:24:35,075 --> 00:24:38,412
Was now dependent
on pitt's subsidies.
529
00:24:38,445 --> 00:24:42,449
My lords, my ladies,
on your feet, please!
530
00:24:42,482 --> 00:24:44,551
I must ask you to do
exactly as I say
531
00:24:44,585 --> 00:24:49,189
Or I shall be forced to shoot
you right between the eyes!
532
00:24:49,223 --> 00:24:50,924
Well, not right
between the eyes, I mean...
533
00:24:50,958 --> 00:24:52,226
When I say "between the eyes"
534
00:24:52,259 --> 00:24:53,961
Obviously I don't have
to be that accurate.
535
00:24:53,994 --> 00:24:56,430
I mean, if I hit you
in that sort of area, like that
536
00:24:56,463 --> 00:24:58,098
Obviously, that's
all right for me.
537
00:24:58,131 --> 00:24:59,399
I mean, I don't
have to try
538
00:24:59,433 --> 00:25:00,868
And sort of hit a point
bisecting a line
539
00:25:00,901 --> 00:25:02,703
Drawn between your pupils,
or anything like that.
540
00:25:02,736 --> 00:25:05,005
I mean, from my point of view,
it's perfectly satisfactory...
541
00:25:05,038 --> 00:25:06,507
What do you want?
542
00:25:06,540 --> 00:25:08,075
Why are you here?
543
00:25:08,108 --> 00:25:09,610
Well, why are any of us here?
544
00:25:09,643 --> 00:25:11,345
I mean, when you get down to it
545
00:25:11,378 --> 00:25:13,146
It's all so meaningless,
isn't it?
546
00:25:13,180 --> 00:25:14,882
I mean, what do any of us want?
547
00:25:14,915 --> 00:25:17,050
No, no,
what do you want now?
548
00:25:17,084 --> 00:25:18,385
Oh, I see, oh,
just the usual things
549
00:25:18,418 --> 00:25:19,720
A little place of my own,
the right girl...
550
00:25:19,753 --> 00:25:20,888
No, no, no!
551
00:25:20,921 --> 00:25:23,423
What do you want from us?
552
00:25:23,457 --> 00:25:27,794
Oh, um... your gold,
your silver, your jewelry.
553
00:25:27,828 --> 00:25:29,029
You've taken
it all.
554
00:25:29,062 --> 00:25:30,764
This is all
we've got left.
555
00:25:30,797 --> 00:25:32,432
That's nice.
556
00:25:32,466 --> 00:25:34,601
I'll have them.
557
00:25:34,635 --> 00:25:35,802
Come on.
558
00:25:35,836 --> 00:25:38,338
You'd better
take the bloody lupin, too.
559
00:25:38,372 --> 00:25:39,373
Thank you very much.
560
00:25:39,406 --> 00:25:43,710
I've gone through that stage.
561
00:25:44,278 --> 00:25:50,050
Dennis moore, dennis moore,
etcetera, etcetera.
562
00:25:53,520 --> 00:25:55,355
What you got for us
today, then?
563
00:25:55,389 --> 00:25:56,857
Well, I've
managed to find you
564
00:25:56,890 --> 00:25:59,560
Four very nice
silver spoons, mr. jenkins.
565
00:25:59,593 --> 00:26:00,994
Who do you think
you are
566
00:26:01,028 --> 00:26:02,729
Giving us poor
this rubbish?
567
00:26:02,763 --> 00:26:04,198
Bloody silver--
568
00:26:04,231 --> 00:26:05,699
Won't have it
in the house.
569
00:26:05,732 --> 00:26:06,967
And those
candlesticks
570
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:08,101
You got us
last week
571
00:26:08,135 --> 00:26:09,469
Were only 16-carat.
572
00:26:09,503 --> 00:26:11,638
Yeah, why don't you go out
and steal something nice
573
00:26:11,672 --> 00:26:12,806
Like some venetian silver?
574
00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:16,877
Or a velasquez
for the outside loo.
575
00:26:16,910 --> 00:26:18,912
Oh, all right.
576
00:26:18,946 --> 00:26:22,883
Dennis moore, dennis moore,
riding through the land
577
00:26:22,916 --> 00:26:26,720
Dennis moore, dennis moore,
without a merry band
578
00:26:26,753 --> 00:26:31,325
He steals from the poor
and gives to the rich
579
00:26:31,358 --> 00:26:32,659
Stupid bitch.
580
00:26:32,693 --> 00:26:34,294
What did you sing?
581
00:26:34,328 --> 00:26:39,967
We sang, "he steals from
the poor and gives to the rich."
582
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:42,870
Wait a tic...
583
00:26:42,903 --> 00:26:44,905
Blimey, this
redistribution of wealth
584
00:26:44,938 --> 00:26:48,375
Is trickier than I thought.
585
00:26:48,408 --> 00:26:51,512
Good evening, and welcome
to another edition of prejudice
586
00:26:51,545 --> 00:26:53,981
The show that gives you
a chance to have a go
587
00:26:54,014 --> 00:26:57,184
At wops, krauts, nigs, eyeties,
gippos, bubbles, froggies
588
00:26:57,217 --> 00:27:03,223
Chinks, yidds, jocks,
polacks, paddies and dagoes.
589
00:27:03,323 --> 00:27:04,892
Tonight's show comes live
590
00:27:04,925 --> 00:27:07,995
From the tiny village of rabid
in buckinghamshire.
591
00:27:08,028 --> 00:27:11,365
And our first question tonight
is from a mrs. elizabeth scrint
592
00:27:11,398 --> 00:27:14,501
Who says she is going on
a mediterranean cruise next week
593
00:27:14,535 --> 00:27:17,571
And can't find anything wrong
with the syrians.
594
00:27:17,604 --> 00:27:19,339
Well, mrs. scrint,
apart from being
595
00:27:19,373 --> 00:27:21,608
Totally unprincipled,
left-wing troublemakers
596
00:27:21,642 --> 00:27:23,343
The syrians are
also born skivers.
597
00:27:23,377 --> 00:27:25,312
They're dirty, smelly
and untrustworthy
598
00:27:25,345 --> 00:27:30,250
And, of course, they're friends
of the awful gippos.
599
00:27:30,284 --> 00:27:31,618
Well, there you are,
mrs. scrint.
600
00:27:31,652 --> 00:27:33,320
Hope that answers
some of your problems.
601
00:27:33,353 --> 00:27:34,855
Have a nice trip.
602
00:27:34,888 --> 00:27:37,925
Well, now, the result
of last week's competition
603
00:27:37,958 --> 00:27:39,259
When we asked you
604
00:27:39,293 --> 00:27:41,895
To find a derogatory term
for the belgians.
605
00:27:41,929 --> 00:27:43,564
Well, the response was enormous
606
00:27:43,597 --> 00:27:46,433
And we took quite a long time
sorting out the winners.
607
00:27:46,466 --> 00:27:48,202
There were some
very clever entries.
608
00:27:48,235 --> 00:27:49,703
A mrs. hatred,
of leicester, said
609
00:27:49,736 --> 00:27:55,642
"let's not call them anything,
let's just ignore them."
610
00:27:55,676 --> 00:27:58,145
And a mr. st. john,
of huntingdon, said
611
00:27:58,178 --> 00:28:04,484
He couldn't think of anything
more derogatory than "belgians."
612
00:28:04,518 --> 00:28:07,855
But in the end, we
settled on three choices.
613
00:28:07,888 --> 00:28:10,224
Number three, "the sprouts"
614
00:28:10,257 --> 00:28:13,360
Sent in by mrs. vicious,
of hastings.
615
00:28:13,393 --> 00:28:14,862
Very nice.
616
00:28:14,895 --> 00:28:16,797
Number two, "the phlegms"
617
00:28:16,830 --> 00:28:20,834
From mrs. childmolester,
of worthing.
618
00:28:20,868 --> 00:28:22,503
But the winner
was undoubtedly
619
00:28:22,536 --> 00:28:25,539
From mrs. no-supper-for-you,
from norwood in lancashire
620
00:28:25,572 --> 00:28:30,277
"miserable, fat
belgian bastards."
621
00:28:33,013 --> 00:28:36,884
Very good, very good,
thank you, carol.
622
00:28:36,917 --> 00:28:38,785
But, as you know,
on this program
623
00:28:38,819 --> 00:28:42,556
We're not just prejudiced
against race or color.
624
00:28:42,589 --> 00:28:45,359
We're also prejudiced against--
yes, you've guessed--
625
00:28:45,392 --> 00:28:49,062
Stinking homosexuals!
626
00:28:49,897 --> 00:28:52,599
So before the streets start
emptying in chelsea tonight
627
00:28:52,633 --> 00:28:55,602
Let's go straight over to our
popular prejudiced panel game
628
00:28:55,636 --> 00:29:00,674
And invite you once again
to "shoot the poof"!
629
00:29:00,707 --> 00:29:06,480
And could our
first contestant sign in, please?
630
00:29:08,215 --> 00:29:13,520
Our first contestant
is a hairdresser from...
631
00:29:13,554 --> 00:29:18,926
Ooh, I never did like
that kind of person.
632
00:29:25,566 --> 00:29:28,435
Halt! halt!
633
00:29:28,836 --> 00:29:31,471
Gentlemen, ladies, bring out
your valuables, please.
634
00:29:31,505 --> 00:29:32,472
Oh, no!
635
00:29:32,506 --> 00:29:34,241
Come along, sir,
come along.
636
00:29:34,274 --> 00:29:37,411
Come along,
madam.
637
00:29:37,444 --> 00:29:39,913
Now...
638
00:29:40,380 --> 00:29:41,348
Is that all
you've got?
639
00:29:41,381 --> 00:29:43,116
Yes.
640
00:29:43,150 --> 00:29:44,818
Well, he's
got much more than you
641
00:29:44,852 --> 00:29:46,520
So you'd
better have some of his.
642
00:29:46,553 --> 00:29:47,821
He's got
a lot of these.
643
00:29:47,855 --> 00:29:50,157
Oh, sorry...
pick them up in a moment.
644
00:29:50,190 --> 00:29:52,826
There's about,
oh, what, nine down there
645
00:29:52,860 --> 00:29:54,094
So you must
have about...
646
00:29:54,127 --> 00:29:55,696
Oh, he's still
got lots...
647
00:29:55,729 --> 00:29:56,763
You've got what?
648
00:29:56,797 --> 00:29:58,832
You've got more
than he started with
649
00:29:58,866 --> 00:30:00,901
So if I give you
some of those...
650
00:30:00,934 --> 00:30:04,371
Uh, well, now, look,
if I give you that, uh...
651
00:30:04,404 --> 00:30:05,939
Have you got a bit of jewelry?
652
00:30:05,973 --> 00:30:07,407
Yes, if I give you that one
653
00:30:07,441 --> 00:30:11,979
And you have
some of his coins...
654
00:30:12,012 --> 00:30:13,614
Is that
another box?
655
00:30:13,647 --> 00:30:17,818
Were you trying
to hide it?
656
00:30:18,685 --> 00:30:21,688
Ooh,
that's nice!
657
00:30:21,722 --> 00:30:22,856
I'll have that.
658
00:30:22,890 --> 00:30:23,857
Right.
659
00:30:23,891 --> 00:30:24,892
Now, I've got
a tiara...
660
00:30:24,925 --> 00:30:25,893
You've got one,
you've got one.
661
00:30:25,926 --> 00:30:27,094
You've got one
of the boxes.
662
00:30:27,127 --> 00:30:28,095
You've got one.
663
00:30:28,128 --> 00:30:32,032
Anyone else
got a tiara?
664
00:30:32,165 --> 00:30:35,602
Take your
hat off.
665
00:30:36,737 --> 00:30:37,704
Oh, honestly
666
00:30:37,738 --> 00:30:38,939
It's absolutely
pointless
667
00:30:38,972 --> 00:30:41,041
Trying to do
this if you're going to cheat.
668
00:30:41,074 --> 00:30:45,145
It really is
awful of you.
669
00:30:47,881 --> 00:30:49,683
I thought you
should have won.
670
00:30:49,716 --> 00:30:52,119
I mean, judicially,
you swept the board.
671
00:30:52,152 --> 00:30:54,087
All right,
he had posture
672
00:30:54,121 --> 00:30:56,256
But where was he
in the summing up?
673
00:30:56,290 --> 00:31:00,194
Oh, shut up, melford,
there's always next year.
674
00:31:00,244 --> 00:31:04,794
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