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You going somewhere?
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Yeah, I gotta get up
early in the morning.
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You don't wanna stay the night?
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John, can you help me zip this up?
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My name is David.
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It's nothing... personal.
You're a decent guy.
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I'll let myself out.
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Hey, what up dude?
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What happened to that hottie
you brought here last night?
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The usual.
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Yeah, she left.
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Nailed and bailed, huh?
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Yeah.
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God, you're such a pig!
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Whatever. You just don't get it.
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I'm just happy for the guy.
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Yeah right. Good one.
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She didn't even know my name.
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Remember when I used to wake up next
to chicks and not know their name?
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Sometimes you forget my name.
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Of course you didn't stay the night.
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Yeah.
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Exactly.
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So what are you bitching about?
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Cause I'm sick of these
one night stands!
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How often is this going to happen?
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This eternal spiral I keep going down.
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I wanna girl I can
actually hang out with.
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A girl I can play video games with.
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You don't even play video games.
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Yeah Vickie. That's besides the point.
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I guess...
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I guess it's not really Maggie, but...
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I guess, I'm not really out
there looking for "the one".
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Uhh, uhh, I guess I'm looking, but...
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I'm not... not really
expecting to find her.
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Well, maybe if you stopped
looking in dive bars!
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00:20:14,180 --> 00:20:17,089
Well, it's the only place I'm
comfortable talking to girls.
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You get a few drinks in me and I...
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loosen up. I'm never going to see
them again, so I'm not gonna mess it up.
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You know it...?
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When it comes to a girl
you really wanna...
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spend time with its like...
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something different.
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You know what it is? I freeze up.
I get nervous.
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I start sweating. I'm afraid I'm gonna
do the wrong thing; say the wrong thing.
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Make the whole thing awkward.
Just ruin the moment.
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Epic fail, bro! Epic fail.
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You just gotta get out of that
comfort zone your in, man.
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Get out of my comfort zone?
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Yeah.
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This coming from a guy who hasn't
put on a pair of pants in 2 months.
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Shut up! You don't even know how
hard it is to live this lifestyle.
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Oh my god, I'm sure it's so difficult.
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I'm sure it'd be a lot
more difficult if you
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didn't have a bunch of
rich dead relatives.
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Hey!
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Just because he's
willfully unemployed...
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does not mean he doesn't work hard.
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He's dating me.
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Damn straight!
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We're gonna find you a girl, David.
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Don't strain yourself.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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What about the neighbor?
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You know the one with the cute dog.
The one that David has a crush on?
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I'm right here.
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Oh, wait, not the dog... the girl.
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Thanks for pointing that out.
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I got that.
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Never mind. Hey David...
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Hmmm?
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Will you get..uh... will
you go get the newspaper?
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Will you go get the newspaper?
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Cause, I don't want to miss this level.
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It's level 30, and
we're gonna get wings.
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Will you go get it?
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Oh! Fine.
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Anything else?
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The paper.
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Boz. Boz, where are you?
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Hi!
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Hi.
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Boz. Walking your dog, huh?
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More like he's walking me.
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Hi. I'm Jen.
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I'm John...
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Uh, I'm David. My name's David.
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Great.
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Guess I'll see you around then, David.
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Yeah! See you. See you around.
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I'm John!?!
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What the hell is wrong with me?
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Hey Meg. I was just
thinking about calling you.
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Oh my god! Me too!
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And then I did, because I know
exactly what you need right now.
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Retail therapy!
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I'm not going shopping.
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Why not? I thought you
said you moved to LA to
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stop moping around and
get on with your life.
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That and to be close to
me and my AWESOMENESS!
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And the whole moving on thing too.
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Whatever. So you ready? You wanna go?
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I have too much unpacking to do.
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Then don't. Fill your
closets with new stuff.
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Come on. It will be good for you
to get out and meet other people.
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I just talked to someone.
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A neighbor. We had a perfectly
normal conversation.
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Perfectly normal. So there's
nothing to worry about.
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OK. Seriously, Jen,
you need new clothes.
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I didn't want to be mean about it.
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But your stuff is from like, eons ago.
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It's kind of getting embarrassing.
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Have you seriously not been
shopping since you've been single?
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Fine. I'll go.
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Great. OK if Audrey comes too?
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Sure. Awesome. See you in a bit.
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[Doorbell. Knocking]
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Hey girl. You ready to go yet?
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We just got off the phone?
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I'll go get my shoes.
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She must think the world waits for her.
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Some people can be so inconsiderate.
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Hey doggie.
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Ready to go?
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Jen. This is way to close to pastels...
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These were on their way
out 5 minutes ago.
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No one wears this blend of
cotton and rayon anymore.
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They just don't.
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Come on let's go.
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Do you see me in your cross hairs?
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Not right now.
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What are you doing out
here little buddy?
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Look at you.
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Let's go inside.
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Stop!
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Check it out!
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Look what I found in the backyard.
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Oh, it's a puppy! Let me see 'im!
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Hi!
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What an angel!
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Seriously?
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Get back over here. We're
almost at the next save point.
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I love you!
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What's his name?
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His name is Boz.
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Hi Boz.
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Hey this is that girl's dog, huh?
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Mmm hmm.
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Come on. Come on. Get back in the game.
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Not going to wait all day.
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Oh, I love you. Isn't he cute?
Isn't he sweet?
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Ah, come on.
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What, you...?
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Isn't he sweet?
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You really think this thing is cute?
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My ovaries are just throbbing.
I love him so much.
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OK. It's time to go buddy.
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Hey. Wait a minute man.
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You know what you can do?
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What's that?
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You want to get to know that girl right?
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Yeah.
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Well.
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Instead of bringing this
guy back right away...
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How 'bout you keep him, and
offer to help her find him?
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Wow, that is terrible!
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That way when you give him back
in a few days... you're a hero!
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That is terrible!
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That's one of the worst
ideas I've ever heard!
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I don't know about that.
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Remember peanut butter chili fries?
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No, dude, no.
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Come here. Bye baby.
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See you later.
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Get away from these crazies, huh?
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Huh. Peanut butter chili
fries were pretty bad.
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Looks like you're going to
be staying with me tonight.
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At least for a little while.
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Don't look all excited or anything.
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Let's go.
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She wasn't home.
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I'm not doing it.
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Boz!
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Bozzie! Mama's home.
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Boz.
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Bozzie. C'mere.
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Bozzie.
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Boz, where are you?
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Boz!
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Bozzie!
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Where are you? Boz! This isn't funny!
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Bozley, where are you?
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Boz!
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Bozley, come on!
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Boz!
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[Phone rings]
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Boz!
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Hello.
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Hey, Jennie, I almost
forgot to tell you.
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Boz is gone!
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I looked all over the house!
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In the backyard... everywhere!
I can't find him!
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Well honey, do you want
us to circle back?
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No. It's OK. I'll go ask
neighbors, I guess.
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Well if you don't find him,
I'll help you post fliers.
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I'll even design them for you.
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I have some awesome ideas.
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Um... OK.
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OK. Well I know you'll love them.
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Dude c'mon. What are you doing?
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[Doorbell]
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What?
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Jen! Remember.
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The plan dude.
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Steve! Steve!
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Damn it.
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OK. OK. Here goes.
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OK. You got this. You got this.
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What's up Jen?
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My Bozley, he's gone!
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I've been running around asking all
the neighbors. Nobody's seen him.
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OK. Well just calm down.
Everything's going to be OK.
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No! It's not OK!
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He's not just my baby!
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He's a valuable dog.
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Somebody might have kidnapped him.
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He's not a puppy anymore.
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He's only 4. But in dog-years,
it's like late 20's.
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Oh my gosh! I don't
know what I'm gonna do!
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Jennifer. What?!
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What?!
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What?! What is it?
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If you want I can help you out.
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Find him. The Bozley. The dog.
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You know, put out fliers.
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Ask around the neighborhood.
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Do you want me to help you find him?
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What do you think?
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Cubism crossed with
abstract expressionism.
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Just a hint of ransom note.
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It's a poster for Jen's missing dog.
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Oh! Contextual narrative!
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So it's commentary on the desperate
plight of the lost dogs in all of us?
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How'd you think of that?
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Jen's dog is really missing.
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Oh! A real time inspiration.
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No. I mean, she asked me to make
these posters to put around town.
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What? What is so funny?
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Well, for starters, the
info is barely legible.
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That drawing looks
nothing like Jen's dog.
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I wanted to catch people's attention.
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People will see it and try to read it.
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Some of them will've seen Jen's dog
and one of them will call her.
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Jen's going to love...
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Uhh. Shut up! What do you know?
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You're an elitist art
snob who can't appreciate
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art unless you put it
into one of your -isms.
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This is the post I write...
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So this is the post I write...
blah... blah...
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Oh, real mature Meg!
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Oh, real mature, Meg!
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You see, when you resort to this, I win.
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I win!
266
00:34:38,240 --> 00:34:40,830
OK you win. I win.
267
00:35:13,230 --> 00:35:15,180
Oh, just like that.
268
00:41:12,420 --> 00:41:15,180
Sensitive. Yes always.
269
00:42:33,210 --> 00:42:36,430
I don't want you to tease me too much.
270
00:42:53,470 --> 00:42:55,590
Oh my gosh, it feels so good!
271
00:43:02,570 --> 00:43:06,030
Don't stop. Don't stop. Don't stop!
272
00:53:26,990 --> 00:53:29,180
I win! You win.
273
00:53:51,730 --> 00:53:57,739
So, is Bozley really...
important to you?
274
00:53:57,740 --> 00:54:01,239
Yeah. He's everything.
275
00:54:01,240 --> 00:54:03,799
He's the only one
that's ever been loyal.
276
00:54:03,800 --> 00:54:07,300
He's never lied to me... cheated on me.
277
00:54:08,670 --> 00:54:11,959
God I'm so neurotic!
278
00:54:11,960 --> 00:54:15,460
It's just that after the divorce...
it was tough.
279
00:54:15,800 --> 00:54:18,959
I moved out here to get
away from everybody.
280
00:54:18,960 --> 00:54:22,460
Everyone except for Meg. You
can't ever get away from Meg.
281
00:54:23,830 --> 00:54:28,589
Oh... you mean... have you been like...
282
00:54:28,590 --> 00:54:32,540
dating anybody? No!
283
00:54:33,140 --> 00:54:35,229
And don't ask me why not.
284
00:54:35,230 --> 00:54:39,590
If one more person asks me I swear
I'm going to scream. Understood.
285
00:54:41,940 --> 00:54:45,029
Buy why not? I feel
like used merchandise.
286
00:54:45,030 --> 00:54:48,530
Used merchandise? You're
not used merchandise!
287
00:54:50,590 --> 00:54:53,850
At most... you're experienced.
288
00:54:57,270 --> 00:55:01,529
OK. That might not have sounded
right, but you know what I mean.
289
00:55:01,530 --> 00:55:05,030
My friend Meg says I have guilt issues.
290
00:55:05,280 --> 00:55:10,250
That until I learn to forgive others,
I won't ever forgive myself.
291
00:55:10,750 --> 00:55:13,070
But she says a lot of things.
She's crazy.
292
00:55:13,330 --> 00:55:17,130
Anyway. Enough about
me, what's your story?
293
00:55:17,790 --> 00:55:19,330
My story?
294
00:55:19,990 --> 00:55:25,010
Well, I can some that
up in about 12 words.
295
00:55:25,780 --> 00:55:28,020
I was born..
296
00:55:28,260 --> 00:55:30,260
I work in a cubicle.
297
00:55:30,670 --> 00:55:33,569
And one day I'll die.
298
00:55:33,570 --> 00:55:37,070
Minus the "and", that will make it 13.
299
00:55:38,330 --> 00:55:40,569
True romantic.
300
00:55:40,570 --> 00:55:44,379
But seriously though... no family?
301
00:55:44,380 --> 00:55:47,049
No kids? No dreams?
302
00:55:47,050 --> 00:55:51,529
Yeah dreams, but the whole
family thing, it just...
303
00:55:51,530 --> 00:55:55,029
It starts out like, you
meet a nice girl...
304
00:55:55,030 --> 00:55:57,659
I mean the right girl, whatever.
305
00:55:57,660 --> 00:55:59,989
I'm just never good at that.
306
00:55:59,990 --> 00:56:02,679
Talking to girls, meeting girls...
307
00:56:02,680 --> 00:56:06,180
I really just... haven't
met the right girl yet.
308
00:56:08,270 --> 00:56:10,170
That's sweet.
309
00:56:10,770 --> 00:56:14,870
Assuming, it's not just a come on.
310
00:56:16,090 --> 00:56:18,370
It's not just a come on.
311
00:56:22,500 --> 00:56:25,399
But, I really do envy you.
312
00:56:25,400 --> 00:56:27,919
I had a dream once.
313
00:56:27,920 --> 00:56:31,699
For 2 years I felt like I was failing...
314
00:56:31,700 --> 00:56:34,299
trying to grab onto something solid.
315
00:56:34,300 --> 00:56:37,800
Boz is what kept me together.
316
00:56:47,070 --> 00:56:50,830
It's getting a little late. The
sun is starting to go down.
317
00:56:53,140 --> 00:56:56,110
Think maybe we should call it a night?
318
00:56:56,360 --> 00:57:01,789
You think? He's not supposed
to be by himself after dark.
319
00:57:01,790 --> 00:57:05,290
I'm sure he's fine. It's not like...
320
00:57:05,800 --> 00:57:07,939
I'm sure somebody's found him by now.
321
00:57:07,940 --> 00:57:11,439
Probably wandered into
somebody's back yard...
322
00:57:11,440 --> 00:57:13,959
nestled up in a blanket somewhere.
323
00:57:13,960 --> 00:57:17,459
He probably just had a full belly
of food and he's ready to sleep.
324
00:57:17,460 --> 00:57:18,929
No, here look.
325
00:57:18,930 --> 00:57:20,810
Let's just make some fliers tomorrow.
326
00:57:20,811 --> 00:57:23,546
Let's meet up have a coffee
or something and then
327
00:57:23,547 --> 00:57:26,280
start putting them up
around the neighborhood.
328
00:57:26,940 --> 00:57:28,479
I like that.
329
00:57:28,480 --> 00:57:31,319
Yeah? Alright.
330
00:57:31,320 --> 00:57:33,220
Well, um...
331
00:57:37,730 --> 00:57:41,190
Thanks. Yeah.
332
00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:44,690
See you tomorrow.
333
00:58:05,140 --> 00:58:09,460
Jen! I hope Boz is still lost
because I made the posters!
334
00:58:14,280 --> 00:58:15,610
How did you get in here?
335
00:58:17,150 --> 00:58:18,730
Did I leave the door unlocked?
336
00:58:19,990 --> 00:58:22,305
I drew Boz as a character
to exaggerate his
337
00:58:22,306 --> 00:58:24,619
features to make him
a little bit cuter.
338
00:58:24,620 --> 00:58:27,909
You know people are more likely to
return cute dogs than ugly dogs.
339
00:58:27,910 --> 00:58:30,750
Like wow! What happened to that dog?
Would
340
00:58:30,751 --> 00:58:33,589
I really want to return
him to his owner?
341
00:58:33,590 --> 00:58:35,599
What are you talking about?
342
00:58:35,600 --> 00:58:37,300
You can't even read it.
343
00:58:37,770 --> 00:58:39,289
I made my own posters.
344
00:58:39,290 --> 00:58:41,919
David, my neighbor, is going
to help me post them.
345
00:58:41,920 --> 00:58:44,650
I told you I was making them.
346
00:58:44,910 --> 00:58:48,149
Right, um, well I knew
yours would be better.
347
00:58:48,150 --> 00:58:51,889
So I figured that you
could post them downtown.
348
00:58:51,890 --> 00:58:53,380
Where more people could see 'em.
349
00:58:53,381 --> 00:58:56,419
And then I'll just post the boring
ugly ones around the neighborhood.
350
00:58:56,420 --> 00:58:59,920
For brilliance! We'll
find Boz in no time!
351
00:59:01,540 --> 00:59:03,679
Did I just kill you?
352
00:59:03,680 --> 00:59:04,699
You did not.
353
00:59:04,700 --> 00:59:08,199
But nice... nice try.
354
00:59:08,200 --> 00:59:09,860
I'm gonna kill you right now though.
355
00:59:12,690 --> 00:59:15,760
In your face! That's how I do it.
356
00:59:16,550 --> 00:59:18,300
Whatever. Something's
wrong with this level.
357
00:59:18,301 --> 00:59:20,049
It's lagging or something.
358
00:59:20,050 --> 00:59:24,729
Oh, OK. It's lagging. That's
why I just blasted your face!
359
00:59:24,730 --> 00:59:27,439
Are you gonna cry about
it Halo champion?
360
00:59:27,440 --> 00:59:30,939
Oh, you gonna give me some tears?
Some third place tears?
361
00:59:30,940 --> 00:59:34,439
You know it was second place.
Don't give me that crap.
362
00:59:34,440 --> 00:59:36,009
Oh a technicality.
363
00:59:36,010 --> 00:59:39,509
That's not... No don't!
364
00:59:39,510 --> 00:59:43,010
Don't poke me I hate it!
365
00:59:47,560 --> 00:59:50,510
That's her at the door! Hide the dog!
Hide the dog!
366
01:00:05,620 --> 01:00:08,229
Hey. You gonna pass out some fliers?
367
01:00:08,230 --> 01:00:11,029
Yep. Can I use your
bathroom for a second?
368
01:00:11,030 --> 01:00:14,529
Yeah.
369
01:00:14,530 --> 01:00:16,809
Straight back here.
370
01:00:16,810 --> 01:00:19,449
It's Steve. Good to meet you.
371
01:00:19,450 --> 01:00:21,010
I know right?
372
01:00:21,490 --> 01:00:24,510
It's just straight back.
373
01:00:30,300 --> 01:00:33,329
Dude! I hid Bozley right
next to the bathroom!
374
01:00:33,330 --> 01:00:36,250
What?! Why would you do that?
375
01:00:50,180 --> 01:00:52,379
Hey. Hey. Got any TP?
376
01:00:52,380 --> 01:00:55,379
Yeah. Yeah. We have toilet paper.
377
01:00:55,380 --> 01:00:57,759
It should be... under the sink.
378
01:00:57,760 --> 01:01:00,180
Got ya. Thanks.
379
01:01:13,120 --> 01:01:15,329
Do you have a dog? No. Why?
380
01:01:15,330 --> 01:01:18,460
Oh. Nothing. The bathroom
just smelled a little funny.
381
01:01:18,700 --> 01:01:21,639
Oh... yeah... that's...
382
01:01:21,640 --> 01:01:24,829
that's residual body odor.
383
01:01:24,830 --> 01:01:28,329
That is... my roommate
has this condition.
384
01:01:28,330 --> 01:01:30,599
If he sweats it smells like wet dog.
385
01:01:30,600 --> 01:01:32,109
It's gross.
386
01:01:32,110 --> 01:01:34,109
It's true. It's true.
387
01:01:34,110 --> 01:01:36,010
She said so too.
388
01:01:36,810 --> 01:01:37,550
You ready to go?
389
01:01:37,551 --> 01:01:41,049
Yeah. You got your flier? Yeah.
390
01:01:41,050 --> 01:01:44,550
See you later. Later.
391
01:01:47,290 --> 01:01:49,299
Now where were we?
392
01:01:49,300 --> 01:01:52,800
I think we were at level 3, 3rd base.
393
01:01:53,900 --> 01:01:56,300
Baseline.
394
01:01:59,300 --> 01:02:01,849
They just talk too much.
395
01:02:01,850 --> 01:02:04,049
Think so?
396
01:02:04,050 --> 01:02:06,630
They need to learn to shut up.
397
01:02:07,190 --> 01:02:09,400
Just shut the fuck up.
398
01:02:19,030 --> 01:02:20,830
You being proactive?
399
01:02:39,080 --> 01:02:41,669
What will it take to get
you off this couch?
400
01:02:41,670 --> 01:02:44,440
I dunno.
401
01:02:44,900 --> 01:02:47,940
In that case, I'm stroking your cock.
402
01:02:59,110 --> 01:03:02,240
Oh I got you off the couch.
403
01:03:07,840 --> 01:03:09,630
I'm really tight.
404
01:03:24,910 --> 01:03:27,500
Let's take these off too.
405
01:03:32,750 --> 01:03:36,500
Yes, kiss me. Worship me.
406
01:04:20,950 --> 01:04:25,310
Your dirty fingers. Take them
out and feed them to me.
407
01:05:10,540 --> 01:05:14,270
Give me your mouth. Give me your mouth.
408
01:05:22,780 --> 01:05:24,020
Come here.
409
01:06:05,430 --> 01:06:07,540
Yummy.
410
01:06:15,840 --> 01:06:19,030
Yeah, look at me with those
pretty eyes while you suck it.
411
01:06:19,870 --> 01:06:22,529
You're so romantic.
412
01:06:22,530 --> 01:06:26,530
You're so romantic while
I suck your cock.
413
01:06:34,640 --> 01:06:37,120
Are you trying to put
it deep in my mouth?
414
01:06:38,130 --> 01:06:39,970
Yeah, put it way down there.
415
01:06:45,250 --> 01:06:47,310
That's so fucking good baby!
416
01:07:15,280 --> 01:07:17,849
I wanna fuckkkk.
417
01:07:17,850 --> 01:07:20,950
Let's fuck. Let's fuck.
418
01:08:34,030 --> 01:08:36,370
I love that fucking hair!
419
01:10:04,940 --> 01:10:06,599
You wanna see that booty?
420
01:10:06,600 --> 01:10:08,220
Fuck yeah. Come here.
421
01:10:40,210 --> 01:10:42,110
Yeah, looks so fucking good!
422
01:13:14,130 --> 01:13:18,120
You feel so fucking tight.
423
01:13:23,250 --> 01:13:25,170
You gonna go deep?
424
01:13:54,720 --> 01:13:57,020
It's swallowing up your dick.
425
01:17:47,760 --> 01:17:50,479
It's so beautiful!
426
01:17:50,480 --> 01:17:52,960
I love making you come.
427
01:18:06,960 --> 01:18:09,560
Oh my god!
428
01:18:16,420 --> 01:18:18,250
Thank you.
429
01:20:28,140 --> 01:20:30,789
I wanna tell you about the dog.
430
01:20:30,790 --> 01:20:32,779
I can't let this go any longer.
431
01:20:32,780 --> 01:20:35,339
What?! You can't quit now.
432
01:20:35,340 --> 01:20:38,839
This is wrong! I like her so
much and I'm lying to her!
433
01:20:38,840 --> 01:20:43,229
The only thing that got me talking
to her in the first place.
434
01:20:43,230 --> 01:20:45,139
I really like this chick.
435
01:20:45,140 --> 01:20:48,640
Good for you Dave.
436
01:20:49,050 --> 01:20:52,140
Just give me the dog. Come on
Boz, it's time to go home.
437
01:20:53,600 --> 01:20:56,549
I can't let you do that Dave.
438
01:20:56,550 --> 01:20:57,610
Come on seriously.
439
01:20:57,611 --> 01:21:01,109
Seriously, what are you gonna do?
What are you gonna say to her?
440
01:21:01,110 --> 01:21:03,085
Here's your dog I've
been hiding from you
441
01:21:03,086 --> 01:21:05,060
for a few days while I
helped you find it!
442
01:21:05,760 --> 01:21:09,069
How's she gonna take that? Like how
do you think that's gonna work?
443
01:21:09,070 --> 01:21:12,570
Good luck with that 'bro.
444
01:21:13,780 --> 01:21:16,070
Damnit you're right.
445
01:21:27,110 --> 01:21:31,399
You know... I knew you were
a great guy when I met you.
446
01:21:31,400 --> 01:21:35,389
Yeah. Yeah. How'd you know that?
447
01:21:35,390 --> 01:21:38,289
Because Boz liked you.
448
01:21:38,290 --> 01:21:40,659
Boz only likes good people.
449
01:21:40,660 --> 01:21:42,559
He hated my ex.
450
01:21:42,560 --> 01:21:46,060
Even though he was a Christmas
present from the bastard.
451
01:21:48,580 --> 01:21:52,609
You know I'm not that good of a guy.
452
01:21:52,610 --> 01:21:54,750
You're right.
453
01:21:55,780 --> 01:21:58,250
You're a great guy.
454
01:22:02,690 --> 01:22:04,140
I have to tell you something.
455
01:22:04,141 --> 01:22:05,900
What's that?
456
01:22:09,390 --> 01:22:11,689
What's that?!
457
01:22:11,690 --> 01:22:15,139
Oh!
458
01:22:15,140 --> 01:22:17,809
Bozley! What is this?!
459
01:22:17,810 --> 01:22:20,360
Uh, hey Jen!
460
01:22:21,650 --> 01:22:25,749
We forgot to tell you that an hour ago,
a couple of blocks away, we found...
461
01:22:25,750 --> 01:22:27,389
Boz wondering around.
462
01:22:27,390 --> 01:22:29,639
We thought...
463
01:22:29,640 --> 01:22:33,140
Steve, it's over. Forget about it.
464
01:22:34,210 --> 01:22:38,319
You. You were the one who took my dog?
465
01:22:38,320 --> 01:22:40,540
It wasn't like that.
466
01:22:42,350 --> 01:22:44,039
He wandered into our yard, and...
467
01:22:44,040 --> 01:22:46,659
You let me believe he
was missing while you...!
468
01:22:46,660 --> 01:22:49,609
Helped me look? It's not like that.
469
01:22:49,610 --> 01:22:53,110
What kind of person does that?!
470
01:22:53,570 --> 01:22:55,309
A bad one. I don't know.
471
01:22:55,310 --> 01:22:58,809
What's wrong with you?!
472
01:22:58,810 --> 01:23:02,310
Oh!!!
473
01:23:03,020 --> 01:23:07,949
All of you! You're all deranged!
474
01:23:07,950 --> 01:23:11,450
Don't ever contact me again!
475
01:23:17,950 --> 01:23:19,870
Game over dude.
476
01:23:24,860 --> 01:23:27,179
Of course you should be angry, Jen!
477
01:23:27,180 --> 01:23:29,059
Furious!
478
01:23:29,060 --> 01:23:32,559
I know, but the anger
always turns into guilt.
479
01:23:32,560 --> 01:23:34,450
Guilt?!
480
01:23:34,920 --> 01:23:38,249
Roger, we can't expect
you to understand.
481
01:23:38,250 --> 01:23:41,199
Maybe Jen feels guilty
for yelling at David.
482
01:23:41,200 --> 01:23:44,700
I mean you have to admit
what he did was pretty cute.
483
01:23:46,030 --> 01:23:48,739
If you think so...
484
01:23:48,740 --> 01:23:50,389
Look.
485
01:23:50,390 --> 01:23:54,929
He turned out to be a great guy, right?
And no harm came to Boz.
486
01:23:54,930 --> 01:23:58,430
And you said it yourself.
Boz liked him right?
487
01:23:59,620 --> 01:24:01,930
You realize how crazy that sounds right?
488
01:24:02,600 --> 01:24:06,390
You're saying that she should
go by what the dog thinks?
489
01:24:06,750 --> 01:24:09,595
And this guy lied to you from
the very moment you met him.
490
01:24:09,596 --> 01:24:12,440
What kind of relationship you
supposed to build out of that?
491
01:24:31,750 --> 01:24:37,209
David? David?
492
01:24:37,210 --> 01:24:40,709
David! You need to go outside.
493
01:24:40,710 --> 01:24:41,830
You need to get out of the house.
494
01:24:41,831 --> 01:24:46,029
Because your self pity...
is stinking up the place.
495
01:24:46,030 --> 01:24:49,529
I can't. I'm helping Steve.
496
01:24:49,530 --> 01:24:53,029
Damn straight!
497
01:24:53,030 --> 01:24:55,920
No. You need to go out tonight.
498
01:24:56,150 --> 01:24:58,849
Because I need to air out this house.
499
01:24:58,850 --> 01:25:01,419
Because it reeks of depression!
500
01:25:01,420 --> 01:25:04,920
Get up! Get out of the house!
501
01:25:13,210 --> 01:25:14,829
Sissy's in here.
502
01:25:14,830 --> 01:25:18,330
Oh! That's right.
503
01:26:17,620 --> 01:26:19,799
Do you come here often?
504
01:26:19,800 --> 01:26:21,559
What?
505
01:26:21,560 --> 01:26:25,059
I said, do you come here often?
I've never seen you before.
506
01:26:25,060 --> 01:26:29,079
What? I haven't seen you here.
507
01:26:29,080 --> 01:26:31,420
Do you come here often?
508
01:26:38,690 --> 01:26:41,480
You're not gonna remember
my name are you?
509
01:26:48,860 --> 01:26:50,429
My name's David.
510
01:26:50,430 --> 01:26:52,570
Taylor?
511
01:26:53,810 --> 01:26:56,070
DAVID!
512
01:26:56,880 --> 01:26:58,660
Taylor.
513
01:27:00,180 --> 01:27:02,830
Yeah. My name's Taylor.
514
01:27:07,420 --> 01:27:09,640
What are you drinking?
515
01:28:12,860 --> 01:28:14,429
Hey Jen.
516
01:28:14,430 --> 01:28:16,639
Wait. Wait. Wait.
517
01:28:16,640 --> 01:28:19,729
OK. Just give me 2 minutes. OK.
518
01:28:19,730 --> 01:28:22,309
And you'll never have
to deal with us again.
519
01:28:22,310 --> 01:28:24,440
What do you want?
520
01:28:25,260 --> 01:28:29,169
I think you have the wrong
idea about what happened.
521
01:28:29,170 --> 01:28:32,059
I think I understand perfectly
well what's going on.
522
01:28:32,060 --> 01:28:33,599
I don't think you do.
523
01:28:33,600 --> 01:28:37,749
Dave has had a crush on you since you
moved into the neighborhood. OK?
524
01:28:37,750 --> 01:28:43,310
And he is so shy, I had to trick him
into talking to you last Saturday.
525
01:28:44,710 --> 01:28:49,280
OK. What I'm trying to say is
that this was all Steve's idea.
526
01:28:49,820 --> 01:28:53,059
OK. Dave found Boz in the backyard.
527
01:28:53,060 --> 01:28:54,370
I don't know how he got there.
528
01:28:54,371 --> 01:28:57,289
But he returned him to your
house, but you weren't there.
529
01:28:57,290 --> 01:28:59,289
So he brought him back to our house.
530
01:28:59,290 --> 01:29:02,789
And Steve came up with this idea.
Dave thought it was stupid...
531
01:29:02,790 --> 01:29:05,549
It is really stupid because
Steve is really stupid.
532
01:29:05,550 --> 01:29:09,050
And... he just got mixed up in it.
533
01:29:09,630 --> 01:29:12,929
I don't care who's idea it was.
He still lied to me.
534
01:29:12,930 --> 01:29:14,879
I know but he tried to tell you.
535
01:29:14,880 --> 01:29:16,329
But he didn't!
536
01:29:16,330 --> 01:29:20,219
OK. He's a moron. He is. OK?
537
01:29:20,220 --> 01:29:24,699
But he's not as big a
moron as you think he is.
538
01:29:24,700 --> 01:29:29,129
OK. It really hurt him to lie to you.
539
01:29:29,130 --> 01:29:33,419
So what? He sent you over here
to beg for my forgiveness?
540
01:29:33,420 --> 01:29:36,919
No. He doesn't even know I'm here.
541
01:29:36,920 --> 01:29:39,420
But would you forgive him if he did?
542
01:29:39,930 --> 01:29:41,669
Would you forgive him?
543
01:29:41,670 --> 01:29:45,170
Jen. Your 2 minutes are up. No Jen.
544
01:29:45,650 --> 01:29:48,670
We totally played D &
D together sometime.
545
01:31:52,030 --> 01:31:55,170
Boz, c'mere.
546
01:31:58,500 --> 01:32:05,090
You wanna play fetch? Let's go.
547
01:32:15,250 --> 01:32:18,550
Say, you OK?
548
01:33:01,680 --> 01:33:04,910
What's this?
549
01:33:05,700 --> 01:33:09,660
Hi. Hi.
550
01:33:13,150 --> 01:33:19,709
I miss you too. But don't
think all is forgiven.
551
01:33:19,710 --> 01:33:22,369
I wouldn't...
552
01:33:22,370 --> 01:33:25,870
Cause what you did is pretty terrible.
553
01:33:26,980 --> 01:33:32,099
Yeah. Look, I don't even
know where to start.
554
01:33:32,100 --> 01:33:34,519
With the apology.
555
01:33:34,520 --> 01:33:40,219
You already have. I'm the one
who's been holding back.
556
01:33:40,220 --> 01:33:45,440
So... I'm sorry.
557
01:33:46,940 --> 01:33:50,950
But I still resent you for
having to forgive you.
558
01:33:51,610 --> 01:33:54,450
Well I'm sorry.
559
01:33:58,200 --> 01:34:01,889
Should I thank you?
560
01:34:01,890 --> 01:34:05,390
Yeah. Somewhere in there.39430
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