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♪ Get your cape on ♪

♪ And let's take flight ♪

♪ We can be who we like ♪

♪ Get your cape on ♪

♪ Now's the time ♪

♪ Step into the light ♪

♪ Save the world from crime ♪

♪ Get your cape on ♪

♪ Sometimes we're stuck ♪

♪ Told to be ordinary ♪

♪ So we hide inside and we lock it up ♪

♪ We lose ourselves ♪

♪ Think we're not enough ♪

♪ There's some Kryptonite
and sometimes we fall ♪

♪ But we get back up
and put up a fight ♪

♪ Get your cape on ♪

♪ And let's take flight ♪

♪ We can be who we like ♪

♪ Get your cape on ♪

♪ Now's the time ♪

♪ Save the world from crime ♪

♪ Get your cape on ♪

♪ We're DC Super Hero Girls ♪

Help! Help! They're loonabricks!

Hurry up, they'll be here soon.

Stop right there, evildoers!

How was that?

- Commanding enough?
- Perfect.

I loved the way you said "Evildoers."

If I were doing evil,
I'd be scared stiff.

Aw, thanks!

You guys are the best.

Let's grab a Krypton
kale smoothie after this.

Bumblebee? Katana?

What are you two doing here?

We heard there was a break-in.

And...

Great Hera, it's them?

They're the thieves?

How could our classmates
from Superhero High be thieves?

Principal Waller would have totally
caught that in their application.

We have the jewels, it's time to go.

You were saying?

Guys, this is so weird.
What are you...

We really need to have
a talk with admissions.

You couldn't have just
pushed the door open?

Glass doors aren't cheap, you know.

- Hurry up, they're getting away.
- Let's stick together.

I'll drive.

- There goes our smoothie time.
- Seatbelts.

Batgirl, Wonder Woman and I
are pretty much indestructible.

Besides, we can fly.

Why are we even...

- Point taken.
- Yeah.

Watch out.

Why in the world would
Bumblebee and Katana

suddenly decide to become criminals?

And why would they try and
make a fast getaway in rush hour?

Waste food much?

Whoa, what's happening?

Batmobile, eat your heart out.

You should really be using your blinker.

- Faster, they're gaining on us.
- Not for long.

Hi-ya!

- Uh, Batgirl?
- I see them.

- Don't lose them.
- I don't lose anything.

What about those earrings I loaned you?

Never lose a thing!

Giant construction thing.

Uh, that was close.

Don't worry, I got this.

Pardon us, citizen.

Oh, man, you see the look
on that guy's face?

What are you guys doing?

Huh? Argh!

Uh, did anyone notice the
"Do Not Enter" sign back there?

- Nope.
- Probably a dead end.

That means they have nowhere to go.

Okay, that was impressive.

Yet at the same time...

- Time to ditch.
- Agreed. Batgirl?

No, wait, I got this.

You are so gonna be
my partner in shop class.

I can't see them.
Supergirl?

There, they're headed
toward that alleyway.

- Turn here.
- Here?

- No, the next one.
- Okay, next time, you guys can fly.

They must be inside, let's go.

They could be hiding.

Be careful.

What was that?

Sorry. Breakfast burrito.

- Not that, I heard it too.
- Uh-oh.

- I vote, we go home now.
- Seconded.

Thirded.

I don't feel so good.

Uh-oh, Kryptomites.

That would explain...

Let's see if we can
make these good girls

bad.

Uh, which good girls?

I'm not there so I don't really
know who you're referring to.

I wasn't talking to you, specifically.

I was just pontificating
to myself, and...

You know what?
Never mind.

Well, if we're supposed to be partners,

we should pontificate together.

- Like, about evil stuff.
- Can we talk about this later?

I have to go before I'm spotted.

Spotted by whom?

Again, I'm not there, I don't really...

Whoa, that was the weirdest dream.

Oh, I'm gonna be late!

Huh, where is everybody?

Oh!

Good thing you slept in your clothes.

Oh, mean Amazon.
Go away.

And now, to rope me a Supergirl.

Good morning, sunshine.

I need super beauty rest.

Come on, ladies.
We're going to be late.

Morning people, blech!

I heard that.

Huh?

What's that over there?

What? I don't see anything.

Huh, my mistake.

Looking good, Diana.

Ah!

- Ready?
- Ready.

Let's do this thing.

Today's the day. The Yearbook Club
is going to release the results

of the Most Likelies.

"Most Likelies"? Is that another
strange ritual like spin-the-bottle?

Oh, I just heard about this.

It's where people vote on who is
most likely to do stuff in the future.

Like, be president.

Or open a Big Belly burger franchise.

Oh, well, in that case, I think
the most logical choice is Batgirl.

Because she's so smart, right?

You're so sweet.
But I totally think it's gonna be you.

I mean, Amazon Princess,
heir to the power of the gods.

Am I right or am I right?

Well, maybe it will be me.

What? It could be.

I mean, look at my cousin.

He's become the most popular
superhero in the whole world.

Eh. That's debatable.

And I'm just as cool as he was
when he was in high school.

Also debatable.

Well, whoever wins the award,
let's make a promise right now

to be supportive of each other.

Deal.

Oops, I've got her.

Kind of funny how often that happens.

- Right?
- It's okay.

But what's not okay is that.

I know, right? At least spring
for a hybrid in this day and age.

Is that Principal Waller's car?

Yup, I can tell by the license plate.

Odd choice.
I mean, it's kind of off-putting.

Like she has some sort of wall that's
forever up and no one can break through.

Pretty sure that's not her intent.

But how do you know? It could be
a cry for help. We should talk to her.

What happened to the amethyst?

In the wrong hands, that
could be a serious problem.

Then why isn't it, like, kept
in a locked room or something?

Whoever did this is going
to get detention for a year.

My money's on Beast Boy.

I mean, it's just sitting there,
out in the open.

At least it was.

It makes the building look cool, okay?

Seems like a pretty high-stakes
sacrifice to make for aesthetics.

Let's go, I heard from a source

there's going to be a pop quiz today.

What source?

Good morning, class.

"Source", huh?

Well, it's a "pop" quiz
and he is my pop.

I'm handing back the pop quiz
we had yesterday.

- Yesterday?
- I'm sorry to say

that some of you didn't
do as well as I'd hoped,

despite his or her
remarkable upbringing.

A C-minus?

But I've never gotten
a C-minus in my life!

That's like a bat-ugh.

C-minus? That means...

♪ I beat you, I finally beat you ♪

♪ And you wear meat shoes ♪

Okay, clearly I haven't really
worked out the lyrics yet.

But it looks like the race for
the highest GPA is just about over,

and you are looking at the winner.

Whoo-hoo!

I meant me, of course, in case
you didn't get what I meant.

Uh, I didn't really point
at myself or anything, so...

You stink.

I don't even remember taking this.

- Me neither.
- Me neither.

Jinx!

Sorry, I just learned that one too.

Hope we didn't miss
a gym class pop quiz too.

That's actually not a thing.

Uh, creepy much?

I've got a bad feeling about this.

All right, you plastic-headed
delinquents.

It's time for you to exercise that teenage
angst away with some physical activity.

Let's play some super dodgeball.

Hey, I'm on your team.

Oh, after what you did yesterday?

You can eat my team.

You're out Batgirl, take a seat.
Never mind, you're already in one.

Oh, Hades.

All right, Princess, take a seat.

Come on!

Uh, can we talk about this?

Nicely done, Supergirl.

All right, you bricks. Looks like
you're ready for some sit-ups.

How about 10...

...thousand.

This has been such a weird day.

A solid two on my top 10 list
of weird days.

What's number one?

Facing Giganta after
that chili cook-off?

- Ugh.
- Oh, yeah, that was a gas factory.

But still, I wonder
what's gotten into everyone.

As if you don't know!

- Know what?
- How about the fact

that you uploaded
that embarrassing video of me

on your Hero Hotline page!

Without my permission!

What? I don't even go on Hero Hotline.
Too many ads.

♪ I'll be your hero ♪

♪ You'll be my clown ♪

How is that any different from
the other videos that you post of us?

I spent my entire life, i.e.,
the past three months

trying to make something viral.

And little Miss Bat Ears over
there posts one video of me

and whammo!
She gets all the credit.

Whoa, look at that view count!

Congratulations, Harley.

You've reached cat video status.

Whoa, I got like 2k more followers.

That's it! This wrong must be righted.

I challenge you to a...

- Dance-off?
- No, that wouldn't even be fair.

I challenge you to a...

Medusa head throwing contest?

What? It's a thing.

Um... No!

I challenge you to a...

Well, what?

Well, I don't actually
have anything, okay?

I'm... I'm still thinking.

Oh, I know!

All right, you know the rules.

Whoever eats the most
in one minute wins.

Are you ready?

So there's really only one rule?

You said "rules", so I was just...

Wait, I thought you said
this was a pie-eating contest.

It is. These are pot pies.

Pot pies are filled
with vegetables and meat.

Regular pies are filled
with love and sugar.

Which is terrible for your teeth.

Aw, what's the matter?

- Scared?
- No.

I just don't like to consume
that many nitrates.

And lima beans make me gassy.

Oh, it's on, girl!

I'm powering through this.

Okay then.
On your mark.

Get set.

Eat.

That is a lot of microwaved gravy.

Some of these are
still frozen in the middle.

Argh!

Ten more seconds.

Huh?

She's inhuman!

Time.

Wow, seriously.

That was impressive.

And also gross.

It just takes discipline and focus.

Something that some people don't have.

Yeah, but you know what I do possess?

- What?
- Timing.

What is the meaning of this?

Yeah. Great timing.

Do you know how hard it is
to get gravy out of your hair?

Tell me about it.

- Not as hard as pudding.
- I expect more from you.

Really? Even Harley?

Actually, Harley, you're dismissed.

- I am?
- Gift horse, girl.

I'm sorry, Principal Waller,

it kind of escalated and...

I think you still have
a lima bean in your hair.

I'm sorry.

After the stunts you pulled yesterday,

you'll need more than an "I'm sorry."

Yesterday? Why does everyone
keep talking about yesterday?

Really?

Vandalizing the Hero Ball Arena,

releasing bats in the halls,

and kicking my car

onto the top of the school.

Who, me? I would never
do something like that.

Lois Lane reporting live
from Super Hero High School,

where a few of the students
took it upon themselves

to wreak havoc throughout the campus.

Supergirl created a little
Kryptonian chaos

as she made a super mess
of the school's Hero Ball arena.

It was a particularly dark night
for the cleaning crew,

who still haven't found
all of the nocturnal

nasties Batgirl let loose in the hall.

Come on, who writes this stuff?

And finally, the Amazon Princess
shows off her athletic ability

by kicking Principal Waller's car
into the eye of the amethyst tower.

Goal!

The amethyst still remains missing as does
any punishment for the crazed classmates.

I'm Lois Lane, and clearly
it's been a slow news day.

Still sticking to the "I never
do anything like that" shtick?

That's clearly doctored.

I can't hold a note that long.

You have one chance
to make things right.

I want to know where the
amethyst you stole yesterday is

and I want to know now.

But yesterday was Sunday,

we weren't even in school.

Don't play dumb with me, Ms. Gordon.

Yesterday was Monday
and today is Tuesday,

the day you're expelled.

No!

Huh, I guess, I can hold
a note that long.

What just happened?

This feels exactly like when
I was forced to leave Krypton.

The school has been
like a second home to me.

So much for becoming
"Most likely to succeed."

Without a high school diploma,

the only thing we're most likely
to succeed at is a dead-end job.

Like politics.

How could all three of us
not remember an entire day?

That's true.

Something's as fishy
as Poseidon's breath.

And believe me, that's fishy, phew.

You can smell underwater?

I might know how we can
get to the bottom of it.

- How?
- By analyzing the footage

that I swiped from
Principal Waller's office.

To the Batgirl bunker.

So it's less of a bunker

and more of a gizmo shack.

The footage isn't doctored.

As for as I can tell,
it really is us doing all of this.

Cool! What's this one do?

There, you see that glow?

Oh, that's my new shampoo.
Really adds some shine.

Nothing adds that much shine.

A diamond?

A really big diamond.

But how come we can't see it?

The shampoo.

Serious volume.

That's so weird,
I had this dream last night

that Bumblebee and Katana
were robbing a jewelry store

and they had this
weird look in their eyes

and their hair was glowing too

and we were all like, "Stop, evildoers!"
And then we went on this chase

and there was fighting
and we ended up at a...

- Warehouse.
- Yeah.

Wait, how did you know that?

And, why do villains always hang
out in abandoned warehouses?

We all had the same dream.

But that's impossible.

Unless it wasn't a dream at all.

Whoever was controlling
Katana and Bumblebee

must have used the same
diamond to control us.

And make us steal the amethyst.

But why make us do all the silly pranks?

I don't know. Comedy?

- Where are you going?
- I'm going to check the dorms.

To look for Bumblebee and Katana.

Good idea.

Katana hasn't returned those nun chucks

she borrowed from me,
like, eight months ago and...

Hey, wait for me!

I told my boss that you two were good.

I told her we could count on you.

But we got away with the diamonds.

Barely. Lena Luthor
is a girl of her word.

And you two almost cost me that word.

But we actually didn't, and that
sentence didn't overly make sense.

Well, then, where are the jewels?

- Diamonds.
- Ugh, whatever.

Yes, where are they?

- We hid them.
- Ohh... Phew.

- You hid them?
- Yes.

And that doesn't answer my question.

What was the question again?

Where are my jewels?

- The diamonds?
- Ugh, whatever.

- Yes.
- They're safe.

- At?
- My room.

- So you hid stolen, magic jewels...
- Diamonds.

I know already, ugh.

So you hid stolen,
magic diamonds in your room?

- Yeah.
- At Super Hero High School.

Yeah.

Where there are a lot of,
like, superheroes.

Well, technically they're not
full-blown superheroes yet.

But the teachers are.

Not all of them.

Some are just cops
or, like, business dudes.

Anyway, get me those diamonds

and bring them back here.

Well, what are you waiting for?

Well, it's, like, the middle
of last period right now.

We should probably
wait about 10 minutes,

so we get there right when
the last bell rings. You know?

Otherwise, we have to get
tardy slips and...

Fine, go in 10 minutes.

This is going to be a long 10 minutes.

That's weird, where is everybody?

Almost perfect.

Maybe Harley knows.

Hey, Harley.

Oh, it's you.

Hold on a sec while I finish
my project for art class.

Wow, Harley, that's amazing.

And here I thought you were
holding a grudge against Batgirl

for that embarrassing video
she posted of you.

Not helping.

Uh, I don't know.

It needs a little something.

Oh, I got it.

Ha! Perfect.
That's A-plus material for sure.

Harley, listen, this isn't my fault...

Let me handle this.

Harley, yesterday, we had a
dream that Bumblebee and Katana

robbed a jewelry store
in Metropolis and they...

"Rob"? Those two square pegs?
Ha, you kidding me?

Well, do you know
where they were yesterday?

Yesterday, they were...

You know, I don't remember.
But honestly, that's nothing new.

I can barely remember what I
was doing five minutes ago.

Oh, you were smashing
that bust you made of Batgirl.

Anyway, for argument's sake
let's say they did rob a store.

Do either of them have a place
where they stash things

they don't want anyone to know about?

Oh, for sure, follow me.

Bumblebee thinks I don't know
about her hiding spot.

But really,

could it be any more obvious? Ha.

Yeah. So obvious.

I mean, if she is going to
hide something, it would be...

Uh-oh.

These aren't what you were
looking for, were they?

What are you guys doing in my room?

Oh... Hi, Bumblebee.

Do you happen to know why there
are a bunch of stolen jewels

in your super-secret safe that
only you think is super-secret?

You'll all find out soon enough.

- Can you see her?
- I can't even see you.

And you're right in front of me.

Actually I'm behind you.

My point exactly.

Supergirl, X-ray vision.

Oh, good idea.

There she is,
she's headed for the window.

Where's the window?

Again, can't see anything.

I got it.

Wow, you should totally
try out for the swim team.

Supergirl, are you okay?

That wasn't so bad.

Come on, we have to go after her.

Gross, did you eat yesterday's
tuna in the caf today?

Followed by a lot of goat cheese?

- I did.
- Harley, you still have that mini-jet?

Sure, it's conveniently hovering
right outside the window.

Okay, thanks, bye!

Batgirl, wait for us.

Hey, that's my new jet.

She better not scratch it.

Come on, she's going to need our help.

Oh, hey, Principal Waller,

what brings you around the dorms?

Hey, that looks just like...

Uh-oh.

All right, Harley, let's see
what this thing can do.

Okay, that's creepy.

Got you!

What? Look out!

Uh, my bad.

Don't worry, Batgirl,

I've got her.

Come on, Harley.

There has to be something
in here that can help.

Well, this is definitely an emergency.

Please enter
your four-digit code thingy.

Ugh, four digits, are you kidding me?

Come on, Babs, it's Harley here.

How hard could it be?

Maybe it's her birthday?

Code thingy inaccurate.

Code thingy inaccurate.

I have an IQ of 210

and I can't figure out Harley's
four-digit code thingy?

Come on. No. Wait.

H-A-H-A.

Turbo boost thingy initiated.

Technically, those aren't even digits...

Get out of the way.

Out-of-control clown jet.

Where's my Bat barf bag?

For barf bag, please enter
four-digit code thingy...

Oh, shut it, dashboard Harley.

Another uneventful day
as a window washer.

Where nothing out of
the ordinary ever...

Ehh...

Huh?

Batgirl, shut down the engine.

Right. Hold on.

Stupid airbag.

HARLEY: Please enter your four-digit...

Argh, come on.

I can't hold it...

Huh? Supergirl.

I think I got it.

Z-Z-Z-Z.

Okay, I'm going back
to stand-up. Much safer.

Okay, Harley's code thingies
made no sense.

If it wasn't for that, I would
have had Bumblebee for sure.

And you wouldn't have endangered
yourself and civilians in the process.

Yeah, I'm sorry about that.
Thanks for helping out there.

I really appreciate it.

Mmm, it's okay.
That's what friends are for.

But it looks like we lost Bumblebee.

Ugh, she was our only lead.
What do we do now?

Just retrace our steps from yesterday

and find some clues as to who was
controlling us and what they were up to.

How are we going to do that?

By accessing the GPS software that's

embedded in each of
our wrist communicators.

Oh, man, why didn't we
just start with that plan?

Uh, we needed the action sequence.

There, those dots indicate the
two places we stopped yesterday.

Where's the nearest stop?

There, it looks like...
Huh? That's weird.

- What is it?
- The Hero Ball Arena.

Are you sure we came here?

I guess so.

What are you three doing back here?

Lashina.
Aplokoliptian fury.

Powers, electric whips.

Mad Harriet.
Powers, energy claws.

Artemiz.

Powers, she's mean

and she has a bow.

That was weird.

- Oh, is that...
- The Furies.

The Furies.

Okay, we get it!

You're a long way
from Apokolips, ladies.

And I use the term "ladies"
very loosely.

Like Lashina told you yesterday.

We're not leaving until we become
the best hero ball players

this tiny mud ball you call
a planet has ever seen.

What an odd goal to aspire to.

And if you want to come back
for another one,

we want a rematch.

"Another one"?

Another one, what?

Another one, what?

Can you believe the nerve
of this girl, Artemiz?

Let's raise the stakes.

If we win, you have to go
live on Apokolips.

And we get to go
to Super Hero High School.

You guys would get a lot of detentions.

Still not sure what
"another one" is referring to.

And if you lose?

Artemiz, Mad Harriet
and I will leave Earth.

For good.
Now, enough talking.

Play or leave.

Okay, if we're able to beat them,

we'll be one step closer
to getting "another one."

And also knowing
what's going on in general.

What do you think, Wonder Woman?

Uh, it's hero ball.
This will be a breeze.

WONDER WOMAN: By Hera.

It'll be a breeze, huh?

Oh, come on. Where are the girls
that played for keeps yesterday?

First to 400 wins.

Uh, 25 to zero.

So, I guess we're going
to be here all day.

We can do this.

Whisper, whisper, whisper, whisper,
whisper, whisper. Whisper, whisper.

No, that's nuts!

Nuts, or brave?

Go long, Wonder Woman.

We won?

We won!

Here, you won it fair and square.

If you ever want a rematch,

you know where to find us.

A mother box? Why would
we need a mother box?

Hopefully, the next set of coordinates

will give us some idea

of what's going on.

- Where does it say we went?
- Strange.

It's coming from the waterfront.

Oh, goodie! I've been meaning
to test something out.

So, the super hero girls
came back to the arena?

That's, like, weird.

They wanted a rematch.

Now we are 0-2.

So, you let them win again?

Well, we weren't sure if this was, like,
another set up ruse type thing, or...

Why would I send them back?

They already got the mother
box from you yesterday.

Well, again, your directives
weren't really clear.

So...

And how many of those mother box things

do you guys carry around
with you anyway?

That information is classified.

- No less than 2,000 at all times.
- Okay, look,

you ladies seem nice-ish.

But I'm sending you to...

Jersey...

We've been to worse.

- In the 80's.
- How's that even possible?

I have the Boom 2, with
my cosine temporal fractal

displacement coach
and algorithmic reverter.

Dude, I can't believe that player
with the kneepads made that

three-pointer while solving a 3D-cube
puzzle and voting for that actor guy,

all while watching the last
episode of that sitcom

and simultaneously being
a guest on a talk show.

And I so love friendship bracelets, man.

No!

- I can't pull off legwarmers.
- At least make it the early '90s.

Sorry, girls, enjoy the
sitcoms and shoulder pads.

You told us we'd be able to
go to Super Hero High School

once you took control of Earth.

Yeah, it's true that I said that,

but a lie that I meant it.

Can't you just send us
back to Apokolips?

You mean the evil place with all
the lovely, burning fire pits?

At least the video games
there won't be 8-bit!

Actually, those 8-bit games
are really making a comeback.

Doesn't mean they still don't stink.

At least we'll have hair metal.

What the heck is hair metal?

What about the roaring '20s
instead of the '80s?

Atlantic City was all the rage.

Stop talking, Artemiz.

- Ladies!
- What?

Bye.

Man, it would be cool to see

a hair metal band in their prime.

Eh!

So, your spaceship
transforms into a boat?

- Yeah.
- You can fly.

Why do you need a boat?

Well, on that logic,

- why do I need a spaceship?
- Huh.

- Interesting.
- There!

That's where it says we went yesterday.

That doesn't look ominous at all.

Why would we come to LexCorp?

Uh, apparently you mean LameCorp.

I'm going to bet that was me.

Yup, definitely me.

- Hello!
- Shh.

You'll alert whoever's here
that we are too.

- Isn't that the idea?
- She's got a point.

- That wasn't me.
- No.

It was me.

- Lena Luthor?
- Lemme guess,

she told you to stop by and make sure

the amethyst is ready for transport.

The amethyst? So, you have it?

Duh, You brought it here yesterday,

or don't you remember?

Maybe you don't.

I think she said there was some
sort of amnesia side effect,

but ironically I don't recall.

Was it something I said?

Uh, yes. You are right.

She told us to take the amethyst to her.

What's wrong with your voice?
Ow!

Not that I even felt that,

but I'm trying to be more empathetic.

Fine. Follow me.
I have it strapped

to my car.

There it is. Tell her I'll

rendezvous with her at
the designated location.

- We'll do that.
- Totes.

Hold on a second!

No jewel?

You're not being possessed?

Only by the spirit of justice!

Sorry, just seemed like the jig was up.

- Agreed.
- The jig was still down woman!

So, it was you who used us
to steal the amethyst

- and get a mother box.
- And make me fail my forensics exam!

What? That's a felony in my book.

You better tell us what's
going on, or else...

- Or else, what?
- Or else,

you'll be headed up the river!

And I have no idea why
that phrase means jail,

but it does.

Uh-oh, I won't be stopped that easily.

Kryptomites, come to me!

Oh, man, red and green ones?

No wonder I feel angry
and sick at the same time.

What's the matter, Lena?

Couldn't find any henchmen who
wanted to be around you,

so you manufactured some of your own?

Yep, nail on the head, Buttgirl!

They don't look so scary,

kind of cute actually.

I take it back, I take it back!

Creepy little freaks!

Shoo!

Shoo!

Shoo!

Ah, there are too many of them.

I've got this.

Lena, she's getting away.

Where's she gonna go?

The only road out leads
to the waterfront.

My boat transforms too.

Just sayin'.

Huh?

In the immortal words of
the Kryptonian philosopher

Keanu...

Whoa...

Hey, I'm just gonna sit
this one out, okay?

I'm feeling a little bit woozy.

I'll go after Lena.

Wonder Woman, you take care of
Supergirl and big ugly over there.

- Can you move?
- No, but I can cheer you on.

Yay, you!

Catch me in that hunk of junk?
Ha!

Heat vision, heat vision.

We're good at designing
little button icons.

Okay, Lena, how about this?

I knew we shouldn't have added the
arctic freeze feature to a boat.

Ugh!

- Any ideas?
- Two.

Isn't your favorite band
called Opposite Direction?

Yes. Their next album drops
in like, two days.

I am beyond excited.
Do you love them too?

No! Well, maybe, like, one song.

That one they overplayed last summer.

Oh, Your Kiss is My Rainbow?

- No, not that one.
- I Live for Your Butterfly Teardrop?

- No.
- My Heart Rides a Unicorn With You?

- Definitely not.
- I, Like, Think I, Like, Love You?

- No.
- Glitter Girl in My Backpack?

- No.
- Rockin' Love Boat Totes Magoats?

- No.
- He Gave Me His Digits?

- No!
- Whip of Love?

That's the one.
Anyway, their name...

- Opposite Direction?
- Yes, is my first idea...

- And your second idea?
- Red Kryptonite makes you angry, right?

Good.

Hold this.

Oh, I'll hold this.

Now, opposite direction.

Sorry we can't stick around.

You'll just have to do that for us.

That is called a pun.

I know what puns are!

We have them in my language too,

and they aren't any funnier in English.

Oh, and maybe we should hit them again!

Uh...

Phew! Thanks, that was intense.

BATGIRL: Ha!

Nowhere to go now, Luthor.

Unless you're, like,
a really strong swimmer.

That's where you're wrong.

We'll meet again, Batgirl,

and next time, you'll join
your friends in bowing

before their new ruler.

And that would be me, FYI.

- She got away.
- Don't worry.

- We'll find her.
- Hopefully, before she uses

the amethyst for whatever
evil plan she's concocted.

I might have an idea about that.

Whoever Lena is working for
needed two things.

Amethyst and a mother box.

If put together correctly,

they can create a
huge dimensional gateway.

How do villains always figure
out this weird junk?

- Gateway to where?
- My guess is,

they are using the mother box

to circumvent the safeguards
on the amethyst,

so they can open up
a gateway to Gemworld.

But why?

- His ears must have been ringing.
- Ladies,

it's Vice Principal Grodd.

It seems we have made a mistake.

Principal Waller has
reviewed the videos,

and now knows you were under
some sort of mind control.

She's willing to let you
back in the school.

With Principal Waller's help,

we can round up the rest of the heroes,

and stop Lena before it's too late.

Finally, a break.

So, are you ready to return to school?

Yes, just in the nick of time too.

We found out who stole the amethyst.

- Besides you, you mean?
- Right.

What I meant to say is that we
know who was mind-controlling us.

Lena Luthor.

We need to talk to
Principal Waller right away.

She's waiting for you.

After you, ladies.

So, Grodd, my dad tells
me you play cribbage?

- No.
- Okay.

I'm all out of small-talk cards to play.

Uh, I don't think this is a pep-rally.

Not for you, it isn't.

Eclipso!

I should have guessed
you'd be behind this insanity.

Lena could never come up
with this idea on her own.

Whatevs, I come up
with lots of evil plans.

I'd tell you about them, but they're...
They're evil

and secret.

What's no secret is that you are
trying to create a dimensional portal.

But I'm guessing you didn't expect

we'd be looking into our missing day.

Honestly, I didn't think
you were that smart.

Behold!

Uh... Yeah?

A mind-control diamond.

Lena's technology and my magic,

a perfect combination.

It gives us complete control
on whoever we use it on,

with the added benefit of giving

the wearer short-term amnesia.

See, I told you I was smart.

SUPERGIRL: Oh, man,

- and clumsy.
- I meant to do that.

Soon, I'll use the mother box

to circumvent the amethyst's safeguards,

and with my army
of mind-controlled Supers,

I'll take my rightful place
as the ruler of Gemworld.

Not if we have anything to say about it.

That's why you won't
have anything to say,

period. Attack!

You never were a very
good student, Wonder Woman.

You always told me to aim
higher, Coach Wildcat.

You should have never come to
this school, Supergirl.

You're telling me, banana breath.

No more monkeying around.

Say night-night.

As your principal, if you give up now,

I won't give you detention.

You can't give me detention, remember?

I've been expelled.

You can't win. The entire
school is under our control,

including its mutt of a mascot.

Mutt? He's a pure breed,

I'll have you know.

Uh, this is bad.

That's a good Krypto.

Nice pooch.

I can buy us a couple of seconds,

but you have to come up with something.

Krypto, here boy!

Fetch!

- Ha! Stupid mutt.
- Pure breed,

and he loves him a game of fetch.

Supergirl, below us is
the boom tube room.

Yeah, so?
This is hardly the time

to be thinking about
taking a trip out of...

Oh!

Quick, to the Batgirl bunker.

Should we go after them?

It doesn't matter,
they're too late as it is.

We must get the portal generator ready.

Our homecoming is at hand!

I can't believe she took
control of Krypto.

He's never harmed a fly.

Well, except for that giant one

that attacked Metropolis last week.

But still, that was totally justified.

Enough hiding, I say we
take the fight to them.

But how? We still don't know where
Eclipso is going to open this

dimensional portal.

Well, that isn't exactly true.

I was able to surreptitiously
throw a tracker on Eclipso.

- No way!
- Wait.

All I have to do is
activate it and voila!

Huh. That can't be right.

- What?
- My tracker's relaying coordinates,

but coming from the moon.

The moon, again?
Are you kidding me?

What are you doing now?

I'm hacking a few satellites
to point in the direction

of the GPS signal from my tracker.

Well, it seemed to be coming
from a dark side,

but there!

Eclipso's palace?
We destroyed that thing.

It must have taken forever
to reassemble.

Well, reassembling is fun.

I count at least 10 guard ships
around their base.

We'll need to be stealthy.

They'll see us coming from miles away.

- What we need to be is... Invisible.
- Exactly.

Do we have time for this?

I mean, Eclipso, impending doom.

Hold on to your ears, Batgirl.

All will be revealed.

- You know, like, literally.
- An empty aircraft tanker, again.

- I don't get it.
- Of course!

But, how do we even find...
Oh! Ow!

- Oops, watch your heads.
- Still not getting it.

All right!
Now, this is super cool.

How does it stay invisible?

It uses advanced Amazon technology.

- You have no idea, do you?
- Not a clue.

- Can it get us to the moon?
- It should.

It has all the powers of the gods.

Including a brand new Hermes warp drive
that should get us there in no time.

- Now, seatbelts.
- Safety first. I like it, Wonder Woman.

Mummy! Mummy! I see three girls flying
through the air, sitting on their butts.

Shh... Mummy is texting.

All right, everyone, hold on.

I'm initiating the Hermes drive.

And... We're here.

Cool, even has a synthetic
atmosphere bubble.

Thank goodness.
That space suit is totes uncomfortable.

Have the guard ships spotted
anything unusual?

Nope. Looks like the superheroes
aren't so smart after all.

I actually said that earlier.

Although you did kind of
divulge the entire plan

back there in the gym, so...

That was before I knew they
would escape.

Why don't you just hypnotize them again?

Because then they wouldn't have
known how diabolical my plan is.

I don't get why that is important.

Because you're shortsighted.

How is that... Wait... What?

Soon, Gemworld will be mine.

You mean "ours"?

Oh, right. Ours.

Can't wait to see the look on
my brother Lex Luthor's face

when he sees how supervillainy I am.

- Now, how would you do that?
- I don't know, vidchat?

Can you vidchat from Gemworld?

Well, Earth will be destroyed
in the process,

so your brother most likely
won't be around much longer.

- What?
- Oh, I'm sorry. I misspoke.

- Oh.
- He definitely won't be around.

He... He had a good run.

Sure, whatever helps you cope.

I was totes posthumously presumptuous.

What?

I said cool pop stickers
are scrumptuous.

Agreed. Although sometimes
they can be too oily.

What about the guards? Don't
you think they'll notice three girls

floating across the surface of the moon?

Not to worry.
When I use the cloaking field

we won't be able to be detected by
anything. Technological or otherwise.

Why wouldn't you just
have that on all the time?

Hmm. Yeah.

Okay.

- Hold on.
- I thought you said they can't see us.

They can't.

What is going on?

Nothing on the radar.
Ceasefire! Ceasefire!

Nothing on the radar.

Get back to your patrols.

This new batch of Kryptomites
needed to cook longer.

What was all that about?

Oh, uh, slight malfunction
with my Kryptomites.

I thought you said these creepy freaks

were your most technologically
advanced invention to date.

Well, they are.

It's just... Rome wasn't built
in a day, okay?

What's Rome?

Some place that took
a long time to build.

Uh, but came out awesome.
I'm sure.

No matter. But what were your
creep-totites reacting to?

Kryptomites!

And like I said, they had a slight
malfunction, but it's been handled.

Hmm.

What?

Deploy our hypnotized students
into the catacombs.

- But why?
- Because apparently our superhero girls

are not as dumb as we thought they were.

I don't see any way in.
Supergirl?

Argh, this place is made with magic.
My X-ray vision can't penetrate it.

There! That must be an exhaust port.

If I know space architecture
like I think I do,

I'm betting that leads to
the center of the palace.

Okay, girls, let's fly.

Don't worry about me, I'll
just be here, not able to fly.

- Which way?
- My super hearing is picking up

- something to the left.
- My Amazon instincts say we go right.

That seems random. What if
we were hanging upside down?

Then right would be left.

Lucky for both of you,
my keen detective skills

tell me that the center of the
building is straight ahead.

So, it's settled, we'll go right.

Um, I think you mean left.

We'll never get anywhere arguing.
We all have communicators.

Let's split up.
Whoever finds it first, me,

will radio the other two to join them.

- Fine.
- Agreed.

Now we'll really see
who is the most successful.

Argh! Bumblebee, you've got to stop.
You're being controlled.

Fight it!

It feels so good to be bad.

- Huh?
- Nowhere to go, Batgirl.

There's always someplace to go.
Sorry about that, Bee.

I just ran into Bumblebee. Be careful.

There might be more
of our classmates out there.

Thanks for the tip.

Because you're my friend,
I'll go easy on you.

I'll give you no such quarter.

I'd be disappointed if you did.

You were a worthy adversary.

Just floating around an empty hallway,

in a super evil chick's
scary palace on the moon.

Totes normal again.

- Whoo-hoo!
- Hey.

Flash?

Let me guess.
Eclipso's got you seeing black.

Well, that escalated quickly.

So that's the way you want
to play it, quick and easy?

Let's see if you can outrun this.

You think you're running the show?

Enough with the silly puns already.

Got to run.

Need a flashlight?

You may be super-fast, but I can fly.

And FYI, those puns were awesome.

Place it in the machine.

Sheesh,

thing looked a lot smaller way
up on top of that building.

Uh, Gail, can we get more guys on this?

And don't forget to order that
gift for my Aunt Trudy.

It's time.
Kryptomites, leave us.

Victory is at hand.

- Okay, so it's a tie.
- Here we are.

Supergirl, think you can
unlock this door?

I'm open to seeing what's
behind door number one.

Yeah, sorry. I was doing
this pun thing with Flash.

Never mind.

Now, the mother box.

With the push of this button,

the age of Eclipso is set to begin.

Knock! Knock!

You troublesome teenagers.

There's nothing you can do to
stop me from destroying the Earth

and ruling Gemworld.

Don't you mean stop us
from ruling Gemworld?

Uh, that's what I meant.
There's nothing you can do to stop us...

- Thank you.
- From ruling Gemworld.

We'll see about that.
Let's get 'em, girls.

Don't bats like to spend
their time upside down?

I'm stuck.

Normally I set my gun to five,
but for you, I'll turn it up to 11.

You don't have to do this, Lena.

There's still time to do
the right thing.

This is the right thing for me.

Give up now, Supergirl.
You'll lose ground eventually.

The only one losing ground
today is you, Eclipso.

I'm on fire with these puns.

My staff!

I'll take that.
Let's see if there's an off button.

That's enough playtime.

Yes, I can feel it.

My home world's magic
is fueling my staff,

increasing my power.

- Did you know she could do that?
- No clue.

Nothing can stop me now.

Nothing!

Time to rid myself of these
pesky rodents.

Do you really think she'd share
control of Gemworld with you?

Ha! No, but I'm not stupid.

Well, let's say you have book smarts.

When she got comfortable, I was going to
betray her and take control of the Earth.

But she said that the Earth
would be destroyed.

Yeah, but I didn't know that
when I made the deal.

See, book smarts and street
smarts are two different things.

What do you know?

Enough to get an agreement
like that in writing.

Well, I'm still taking her
purple face down.

You against Eclipso?
And how would you accomplish that?

With a mind control override device.

I was going to take control of the Supers
and defeat Eclipso once and for all.

- Who's dumb now?
- Holy ringer device.

And thank you, Lasso of Truth.

And your boots are supes gaudy.

- How's it going over there?
- About as good as you could expect.

Oh, that bad, huh?

Too scared to pick on someone
your own size?

No, not scared at all.

No! A power draining pod.

You can't win.

Once the gateway is fully opened,

I will be able to use
my magic to transport my army

of Supers to Gemworld.

And take my rightful place as its ruler.

There must be something
we can do to stop her.

We have to try.
I can't lose my home,

our school, to someone
with seriously whacked hair.

It is whack.

It's no use. Your powers are being drained
by Eclipso's magic in these pods.

Is this how it feels
like to be an ordinary human?

- No offense, Batgirl.
- It's cools.

No way, Batgirl is not ordinary.

In fact, she's the only one whose power
can't be drained by these pods.

You mean like that cool
tongue-roll thing I can do?

No, I mean your mind.

That's right. These pods
are controlled by Eclipso's magic.

But the locking clamps aren't.

You think you can, like, doohickey
us out of these things?

I'm hacking into Lena's
computer system now.

The only reason we've got here
is by working together.

Winning at hero ball,
defeating the Kryptomites,

fighting off the teachers.

The only way we're most likely
to succeed is by working together.

- Together.
- Together.

- Ugh, give me a break.
- What about her?

I got an idea.

You know what I love about mean girls?

- Huh?
- They always end up miserable and alone.

How cute!

The girls think they are going
to beat me with angry stares.

How about some cold air instead?

Your turn, Wonder Woman.

With the rift's energies
flowing into my staff,

even you aren't strong enough
to move me, Amazon.

Who said anything about moving you?
I'm just holding you in position.

Whoa.

No!

Whoa!

Whoa, what just happened?

You ruined everything is what happened.

Uh, girls.

Look, the blast from Eclipso's scepter
must have created a singularity.

English or Kryptonian?
Whatever...

A black hole!
We have to get out of here.

Really, we're still doing this?

You may have saved your friends,

but you won't stop me
from returning to my home.

Mark my words, I'll be back!

Wow, super original line there.

I wasn't done.

I was going to say, I'll be back,

and when I return, I'll have my revenge!

Still pretty cliche.

This is an escape pod?

I thought this was,
like, your private bathroom.

The palace, it's coming down.
We have to go, now.

I've got the amethyst.

Split up and find our classmates,
we'll meet back at the jet.

Hmm... Do we really need to get Flash?

I hate his little victory dances.

- I'm joking. Sheesh.
- Go.

Is that the singularity ma-thingy?

Yes, go, go, go...

Wonder Woman!

Oh, I see it.

- We're not going to make it.
- We'll make it.

Batgirl's right.
We're not going to make it.

I said we're going to make it.

No, I got this.

We made it.

I told you we'd make it.

I love this song.

Uh, what about them?

We'll return them
to school with the others.

With Eclipso and Lena gone,

we can retrieve
their mind-control jewels

and they'll think the last couple
of days were just a bad dream.

"A bad dream"!

Girls, I've got an idea.

Got ya! Ha-ha!

Whoo-hoo.

Aw.

♪ I'll be your hero ♪

♪ You'll be my clown ♪

Hmm...

Oh, is that it?
Did we get it all?

Yep, now when everyone wakes up
they'll think it was just a bad dream.

And we'll never get expelled.

- Yeah.
- We did it.

- You guys are the best.
- I honestly love you guys.

Just what do you three
think you're doing?

Uh, we're just...

Looking forward
to another day at school.

Just glad to not be expelled.
Whoops.

Expelled?

Strange. Last night I had a dream
I expelled the three of you. Hmm.

No matter. I'm just wondering why you
three ladies are here before classes begin.

Just hoping to get a jump on the day.

And that's why you always get
straight A's.

Have a nice day, ladies.

Why do you look so sad, Batgirl?
It worked.

She doesn't remember
the last couple of days at all.

I know, I'm happy for all of that.

I'm just sad we weren't able to change
the grade on my forensics quiz.

No, seriously, that stinks.

- You-hoo.
- Uh-oh.

Oh, sugar, I can't believe it.

Someone sent a video of me singing
to an executive at Metropolis Records.

They thought the non-auto-tuning
sounded fresh.

I mean, duh. Right?

They want me to come in and cut a demo.

- That's great, Harley.
- Isn't it though?

I mean, I don't even know
who recorded the thing.

Well, ta-ta.

♪ I'm gonna be famous
I'm gonna be famous ♪

Well, all's well that ends well.

Anyone seen my jet?

There is one more thing.

Huh, I did not expect that.

Batgirl, what did you get?

What about you, Supergirl?

And you, Wonder Woman?

But who won
the "Most Likely to Succeed"?

With friends like you, we all did.

"Most Likely to Succeed"?

Whoo-hoo!

Ah!

I'm the most likely to succeed.

You guys are just dweebs.

BATGIRL: Okay, girls,

I've got a surprise for you.

How did you manage to get Opposite
Direction to come to Super Hero High?

Their manager owed my dad a favor.

What? Rock and roll and the law
cross paths, my friends.

This is great, Batgirl.

I mean, although I'm not a big fan,
I'm very happy for you, Supergirl.

Oh, you heard me, girl.

I said Opposite Direction
is performing here, today.

Principal Waller, you're
an Opposite Direction fan?

Uh, well, uh, I commend
their skill with pentatonic scales

and their melodious infusion

of R&B with classic pop, which
doesn't feel too anhemitonic in tone.

Yeah...

Huh?

Hello, Super Hero High.

I'm Carmine, the window-washer guy.

And I'm going to be your opening act.

You guys ready for some comedy?

Okay, uh, you know,

I recently gave up my career
as a window washer...

Yeah, yeah, uh, I decided
I'd try washing mirrors instead

because it's something
I always thought I could...

See myself doing.

You stink!

Yeah, uh, my life
is pretty much in the toilet.

Okay, please welcome Opposite Direction.

Yeah.

All right, all right,
thank you, thank you.

We'd like to dedicate this first number
to our very favorite super girl,

uh, Supergirl.

No way.

A one, two, three, four.

♪ Sometimes we're stuck ♪

♪ Told to be ordinary ♪

♪ Afraid to jump ♪

♪ Held down by the fear of flying ♪

♪ So we hide inside ♪

♪ And we lock it up ♪

♪ We lose ourselves ♪

♪ Think we're not enough ♪

♪ There's some Kryptonite ♪

♪ And sometimes we fall ♪

♪ But we get back up ♪

♪ And put up a fight ♪

♪ I never knew ♪

♪ If I just reached inside ♪

♪ I would find ♪

♪ That's where the power lies ♪

♪ So don't be scared to fly ♪

♪ Don't be scared to fly ♪

♪ Get your cape on ♪

♪ And let's take flight ♪

♪ We can do anything ♪

♪ We can be who we like ♪

♪ Get your cape on ♪

♪ Now's the time ♪

♪ Step into the light ♪

♪ Save the world from crime ♪

♪ Get your cape on ♪

♪ Now that I've found my confidence ♪

♪ I'm soaring ♪

♪ Shield the doubt out ♪

♪ 'Cause I can do anything ♪

♪ Are you on my team? ♪

♪ Are you by my side? ♪

♪ Let's seize the day ♪

♪ And enjoy the ride ♪

♪ Flip it upside down ♪

♪ Now the time is ours ♪

♪ See what's possible ♪

♪ Let's take on the world ♪

♪ I never knew ♪

♪ If I just reached inside ♪

♪ I would find ♪

♪ That's where the power lies ♪

♪ So don't be scared to fly ♪

♪ Don't be scared to fly ♪

♪ Get your cape on ♪

♪ And let's take flight ♪

♪ We can do anything ♪

♪ We can be who we like ♪

♪ Get your cape on ♪

♪ Now's the time ♪

♪ Step into the light ♪

♪ Save the world from crime ♪

♪ Get your cape on ♪

♪ I never knew ♪

♪ If I just reached inside ♪

♪ That's where the power lies ♪

♪ I never knew ♪

♪ If I just reached inside ♪

♪ That's where the power lies ♪

♪ That's where the power lies ♪

♪ Get your cape on ♪

♪ And let's take flight ♪

♪ We can do anything ♪

♪ We can be who we like ♪

♪ Get your cape on ♪

♪ Now's the time ♪

♪ Step into the light ♪

♪ Save the world from crime ♪

♪ Get your cape on ♪

♪ Get your cape on ♪

♪ Get your cape on ♪

Great, we're adrift between dimensions

near your home world,

which, by the way,
will banish you again,

or worse, once they've
figured out you've returned.

And I really have to go to the bathroom.

Is there even a bathroom in this thing?

No, and all is not lost.

I've returned home
with more than I left it.

Uh, really?

You were saying?

Wait, there's a bathroom
on that thing, right?

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