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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:36,953 --> 00:00:41,953 Subtitles by explosiveskull 2 00:01:29,487 --> 00:01:30,889 (GASPS) 3 00:01:31,955 --> 00:01:33,490 (EXHALES) 4 00:01:41,667 --> 00:01:43,499 ENN: Is she really going out with him? 5 00:01:43,501 --> 00:01:45,771 (PUNK MUSIC PLAYING ON RECORD PLAYER) 6 00:02:03,924 --> 00:02:05,293 (SPITS) 7 00:02:16,404 --> 00:02:17,769 NEWS ANCHOR: (ON TV) The silver jubilee 8 00:02:17,771 --> 00:02:19,807 marks 25 years of Her Majesty's reign. 9 00:02:23,811 --> 00:02:24,877 (BICYCLE BELL RINGS) 10 00:02:24,879 --> 00:02:26,415 Oi, watch it! 11 00:02:29,418 --> 00:02:30,754 (GROANS) 12 00:02:35,957 --> 00:02:37,295 (BICYCLE BELL RINGS) 13 00:02:50,842 --> 00:02:52,476 (BARKING) 14 00:02:54,911 --> 00:02:57,516 - I'll fucking kill you! - (GLASS SHATTERS) 15 00:02:57,782 --> 00:02:59,448 Don't come back here, 16 00:02:59,450 --> 00:03:00,850 you fucking thieving little git! 17 00:03:00,852 --> 00:03:04,457 - (CHUCKLES) Fuck off! - Fucking bastards! 18 00:03:06,125 --> 00:03:07,727 (BICYCLE BELL RINGS) 19 00:03:08,594 --> 00:03:09,992 All right, John? 20 00:03:09,994 --> 00:03:11,594 All right, boys? 21 00:03:11,596 --> 00:03:12,999 All right, go, go, go, go! 22 00:03:14,066 --> 00:03:15,600 (CHILDREN CHEERING) 23 00:03:15,602 --> 00:03:17,735 VIC: Keep fighting the machine, boys! 24 00:03:17,737 --> 00:03:19,771 (CHEERING CONTINUES) 25 00:03:19,773 --> 00:03:21,139 To the Queen! 26 00:03:21,141 --> 00:03:23,173 - Hip, hip... - ALL: Hooray! 27 00:03:23,175 --> 00:03:25,479 MAN: Hip, hip... ALL: Hooray! 28 00:03:26,680 --> 00:03:28,783 Mum, can I have a word? 29 00:03:30,617 --> 00:03:31,885 Can you sub me next week's pocket money? 30 00:03:35,688 --> 00:03:37,624 - You'll be home by 12:00? - Yeah. 31 00:03:37,626 --> 00:03:39,091 A revolution bankrolled 32 00:03:39,093 --> 00:03:40,893 entirely by Mum's spare change. 33 00:03:40,895 --> 00:03:43,128 (ALL LAUGHING) 34 00:03:43,130 --> 00:03:45,764 God save the Queen! 35 00:03:45,766 --> 00:03:47,902 - BOTH: The fascist regime! - (ALL BOOING) 36 00:03:48,837 --> 00:03:50,638 WOMAN: Get off! 37 00:03:50,640 --> 00:03:52,541 (BOYS SHOUTING) 38 00:03:53,109 --> 00:03:54,444 I fucked your mum! 39 00:03:54,777 --> 00:03:56,609 I had fun with her afterwards. 40 00:03:56,611 --> 00:03:58,645 She's a very generous lover. 41 00:03:58,647 --> 00:03:59,915 - (PUNKS LAUGHING) - Whoa! 42 00:04:01,919 --> 00:04:02,987 (BOTH GROANING) 43 00:04:08,090 --> 00:04:09,790 (PUNKS LAUGHING) 44 00:04:09,792 --> 00:04:11,826 VIC: Oi, slow down, mate. Slow down. Come on. 45 00:04:11,828 --> 00:04:14,597 JOHN: I can't believe you did that. That was so funny. 46 00:04:14,599 --> 00:04:16,165 ENN: Thank you very much. 47 00:04:16,167 --> 00:04:17,934 VIC: When did they start charging a bleeding pound 48 00:04:17,936 --> 00:04:19,634 for a punk show in Croydon? 49 00:04:19,636 --> 00:04:21,939 Shut it, Vic, all right? We're getting in for free. 50 00:04:22,674 --> 00:04:24,042 - (LAUGHS) - Up here. 51 00:04:25,009 --> 00:04:26,945 VIC: Females await, boys. 52 00:04:27,212 --> 00:04:29,082 - (REGGAE MUSIC PLAYING) - MC: Don't touch my hair. 53 00:04:29,949 --> 00:04:31,151 Don't touch my hair. 54 00:04:32,618 --> 00:04:34,720 Please kiss my heart and touch my mind. Don't touch me there. 55 00:04:35,954 --> 00:04:37,691 Don't touch my hair. 56 00:04:39,825 --> 00:04:42,494 Don't touch my fucking hair. 57 00:04:42,496 --> 00:04:43,994 Oi! 58 00:04:43,996 --> 00:04:46,831 (INDISTINCT SHOUTING) 59 00:04:46,833 --> 00:04:47,801 (WHISTLES) 60 00:04:48,903 --> 00:04:50,603 (INDISTINCT SHOUTING CONTINUES) 61 00:04:50,605 --> 00:04:53,505 - Fuck you, bitch! Bitch! - (LAUGHING) 62 00:04:53,507 --> 00:04:56,709 Whoa, punk really is the greatest thing 63 00:04:56,711 --> 00:04:59,010 that ever happened to ugly people, isn't it? 64 00:04:59,012 --> 00:05:00,144 Fuck you, Jerry. 65 00:05:00,146 --> 00:05:01,847 (CHUCKLES) 66 00:05:01,849 --> 00:05:04,085 Wait till you see Slap. Wait till you see my boy! 67 00:05:05,120 --> 00:05:08,491 Oi, get the fuck out of here! 68 00:05:09,758 --> 00:05:11,460 GIRL: Come in the front door, you poofs! 69 00:05:12,027 --> 00:05:16,531 Oh, boys, this place is teeming with proper gash. 70 00:05:16,533 --> 00:05:17,798 (SCOFFS) 71 00:05:17,800 --> 00:05:19,035 VIC: Do you not like that word, Enn? 72 00:05:19,535 --> 00:05:21,802 Would you prefer "lady bits" or "front bottom"? 73 00:05:21,804 --> 00:05:22,905 Fuck off. 74 00:05:24,172 --> 00:05:25,810 God, those braces are clinging on for dear life, ain't they? 75 00:05:27,611 --> 00:05:30,212 I think the one with pink hair is Shirley from school. 76 00:05:30,214 --> 00:05:31,746 VIC: Yeah, I know her. 77 00:05:31,748 --> 00:05:33,016 She's Boadicea's right-hand bitch. 78 00:05:33,616 --> 00:05:36,153 Go and talk to her then. Get us into the after party. 79 00:05:37,022 --> 00:05:39,024 Hey, who's the twat in the turtleneck? 80 00:05:39,758 --> 00:05:42,158 VIC: Must be another label sniffing around The Dyschords. 81 00:05:42,160 --> 00:05:44,763 You know, Boadicea should be reading our fanzine. 82 00:05:45,030 --> 00:05:48,768 Yeah, he's right. She could put us on the map. 83 00:05:49,034 --> 00:05:50,967 - Get us an intro then. - I don't want to. 84 00:05:50,969 --> 00:05:51,971 - Talk to Shirley. - No. I don't want to. 85 00:05:52,170 --> 00:05:53,603 You went to school with her. 86 00:05:53,605 --> 00:05:55,171 - Sod off. - Aww, are you a virgin? 87 00:05:55,173 --> 00:05:57,176 - Fuck off! - Go on! 88 00:05:57,642 --> 00:05:59,075 VIC: The chick is leaving the nest. 89 00:05:59,077 --> 00:06:00,744 MAN: I was in Despair, 90 00:06:00,746 --> 00:06:02,314 and now I'm in another band called Lipstick, 91 00:06:02,316 --> 00:06:04,648 which was formed from the remnants of Despair. 92 00:06:04,650 --> 00:06:05,919 Hiya! 93 00:06:07,787 --> 00:06:09,523 It's Shirley, right? 94 00:06:09,722 --> 00:06:11,355 Uh, we went to school together. 95 00:06:11,357 --> 00:06:13,928 The name's Spinning Jenny. 96 00:06:14,127 --> 00:06:16,829 Nice. I'm Enn. 97 00:06:16,831 --> 00:06:18,634 Uh, we did that show together? Do you remember? 98 00:06:19,067 --> 00:06:20,235 Baa Baa Black Sheep? 99 00:06:20,668 --> 00:06:23,735 I was a bag of wool, and so were you. 100 00:06:23,737 --> 00:06:25,241 And we had that duet together. 101 00:06:25,873 --> 00:06:27,373 Go on, give us a tune then, "Shirley." 102 00:06:27,375 --> 00:06:29,546 - Piss off. - Um... 103 00:06:29,745 --> 00:06:31,681 I do remember that song we did though. 104 00:06:32,246 --> 00:06:33,549 Let's sing it. 105 00:06:33,882 --> 00:06:36,219 Oh, come on. You start. 106 00:06:38,153 --> 00:06:41,691 (SINGING) We are bags of wool, and I love you 107 00:06:44,360 --> 00:06:47,961 And I'm happy 'cause you love me too 108 00:06:47,963 --> 00:06:49,798 Don't pay any attention to that. 109 00:06:49,800 --> 00:06:51,570 But now I'm a gray sock and you're a winter's cap 110 00:06:52,135 --> 00:06:57,641 Forever apart on the same cold 111 00:06:58,041 --> 00:07:01,047 (IN HIGH-PITCH) Chap 112 00:07:02,847 --> 00:07:05,585 (ALL LAUGHING) 113 00:07:05,984 --> 00:07:09,989 MC: Oi, oi, oi. Bunch of boob-sniffing fucks! 114 00:07:10,388 --> 00:07:12,054 Ever get the feeling 115 00:07:12,056 --> 00:07:13,593 your invitation was lost in the mail? 116 00:07:13,893 --> 00:07:15,993 Who could imagine you lot out here 117 00:07:15,995 --> 00:07:18,863 - in a shithole like Croydon! - PUNK: Fuck off! 118 00:07:18,865 --> 00:07:21,065 MC: In the world of quantum mechanics, 119 00:07:21,067 --> 00:07:23,733 punks are everywhere at the same time. 120 00:07:23,735 --> 00:07:25,873 Until, observe. 121 00:07:26,140 --> 00:07:28,272 Let me welcome you to the leaders 122 00:07:28,274 --> 00:07:30,979 of the Party go Punk revolution! 123 00:07:31,878 --> 00:07:35,080 The incredible Dyschords! 124 00:07:35,082 --> 00:07:37,182 (CROWD CHEERING) 125 00:07:37,184 --> 00:07:39,187 (PUNK MUSIC PLAYING) 126 00:07:43,857 --> 00:07:46,158 (SINGING) With your, with your vampire 127 00:07:46,160 --> 00:07:48,998 'Cause I'm your little sex toy 128 00:07:49,764 --> 00:07:52,099 Your city is torn 129 00:07:52,101 --> 00:07:55,001 She's singing I love you Oh, oh, oh, oh 130 00:07:55,003 --> 00:07:57,239 I had a planned adolescence 131 00:07:57,772 --> 00:07:59,942 - (CROWD SINGING ALONG) - Under duress 132 00:08:00,442 --> 00:08:03,278 A planned obsolescence 133 00:08:03,280 --> 00:08:06,247 I'm so depressed 134 00:08:06,249 --> 00:08:07,284 Yes! 135 00:08:09,453 --> 00:08:11,054 Fuck off! Fuck off! 136 00:08:12,923 --> 00:08:17,863 Cradle to the grave We are told what to do 137 00:08:18,396 --> 00:08:20,896 I'm bleeding from my tongue 138 00:08:20,898 --> 00:08:23,765 But my blood's not blue Oh, oh, oh, oh 139 00:08:23,767 --> 00:08:26,171 I had a planned adolescence 140 00:08:26,804 --> 00:08:28,874 (WHOOPING) 141 00:08:31,909 --> 00:08:33,376 WOMAN: Suck him off! 142 00:08:33,378 --> 00:08:35,181 (CROWD CHEERING) 143 00:08:38,217 --> 00:08:39,952 Stop! 144 00:08:41,053 --> 00:08:42,487 - Fuck off! - SLAP: Piss off! 145 00:08:42,489 --> 00:08:44,958 MAN 1: Virgin Records! 146 00:08:47,192 --> 00:08:49,460 - MAN 2: Fuck you, yeah! - Oh, oh, oh, oh! 147 00:08:49,462 --> 00:08:51,899 ALL: (SINGING) I had a planned adolescence 148 00:08:52,298 --> 00:08:54,066 Under duress 149 00:08:54,068 --> 00:08:57,172 - Yeah! - A planned obsolescence 150 00:08:57,837 --> 00:08:59,707 I'm so depressed 151 00:09:01,175 --> 00:09:02,844 A planned adolescence 152 00:09:03,377 --> 00:09:05,747 Under duress 153 00:09:06,381 --> 00:09:07,982 A planned obsolescence 154 00:09:09,083 --> 00:09:11,186 - (YELLS) - I'm so depressed 155 00:09:13,790 --> 00:09:16,392 (ALL YELLING) 156 00:09:16,792 --> 00:09:18,728 - (SLAP LAUGHING) - (GLASS SHATTERING) 157 00:09:18,994 --> 00:09:20,196 MAN: Get off! 158 00:09:21,196 --> 00:09:22,829 There's your seven-inch. 159 00:09:22,831 --> 00:09:24,398 BOADICEA: You stupid fucking pillock. 160 00:09:24,400 --> 00:09:26,400 - We had him. We had him! - (SLAP GRUNTS) 161 00:09:26,402 --> 00:09:28,203 And then you had to go and fuck it up! 162 00:09:28,205 --> 00:09:29,873 What are you, suicidal? 163 00:09:30,273 --> 00:09:33,009 - Ahh! You remind me of my mum. - Good! 164 00:09:33,410 --> 00:09:35,276 SLAP: Bo, I'm the golden goose! 165 00:09:35,278 --> 00:09:37,546 You haven't laid the golden egg yet, have you? 166 00:09:37,548 --> 00:09:39,382 I've had it, Slap! 167 00:09:39,384 --> 00:09:42,151 - So where's the after party? - Wadeson Street. And you! 168 00:09:42,153 --> 00:09:43,989 - You are barred! - (GROANS) 169 00:09:46,291 --> 00:09:48,123 ENN: I can't bear it if they sign 170 00:09:48,125 --> 00:09:49,993 to a major, though. So wrong. 171 00:09:49,995 --> 00:09:51,394 JOHN: Well, The Clash signed to CBS. 172 00:09:51,396 --> 00:09:53,062 ENN: They're dead to me. 173 00:09:53,064 --> 00:09:54,431 I've written an editorial in the new issue. 174 00:09:54,433 --> 00:09:55,898 JOHN: Did you put my Slits review in? 175 00:09:55,900 --> 00:09:57,401 ENN: Some of it. 176 00:09:57,403 --> 00:10:00,137 - What did you take out? - The epic fucking poetry. 177 00:10:00,139 --> 00:10:02,573 Oi! Rimbaud was a symbolist. 178 00:10:02,575 --> 00:10:05,912 You want to forget the artsy crap next Tuesday, John mate. 179 00:10:06,179 --> 00:10:07,611 Where are you going to take her? 180 00:10:07,613 --> 00:10:09,916 - Who? - My impending date. 181 00:10:10,382 --> 00:10:12,386 When did you get a date? Who with? 182 00:10:12,586 --> 00:10:14,919 - Tracey. - What? Tracey the Slag? 183 00:10:14,921 --> 00:10:16,588 Tracey the Magnanimous. 184 00:10:16,590 --> 00:10:19,290 (IMITATING TRACEY) "Now, boys, you can touch one of them. 185 00:10:19,292 --> 00:10:20,893 "Left one's bigger..." 186 00:10:20,895 --> 00:10:22,895 BOTH: "...right one's nicer!" 187 00:10:22,897 --> 00:10:24,598 (BOTH LAUGHING) 188 00:10:24,600 --> 00:10:27,534 So I was thinking, do I save up and take her into town? 189 00:10:27,536 --> 00:10:29,071 The Roxy maybe? I mean, she's not a punk... 190 00:10:29,303 --> 00:10:31,203 Nah, some mafia queer runs the place now. 191 00:10:31,205 --> 00:10:33,006 Don't know if he'll let you fuck her in the toilet. 192 00:10:33,008 --> 00:10:35,040 That is genuinely sad to take advantage. 193 00:10:35,042 --> 00:10:36,544 Not as sad as being the guy at the party 194 00:10:36,546 --> 00:10:38,145 who ends up in the kitchen, 195 00:10:38,147 --> 00:10:40,013 talking to someone's mum. 196 00:10:40,015 --> 00:10:42,516 (IMITATING MUM) "Oh, lovely shade of blue, your balls." 197 00:10:42,518 --> 00:10:44,951 Yeah, that'll be the shade of your mum's lipstick, mate. 198 00:10:44,953 --> 00:10:46,320 - (BICYCLE BELL RINGS) - (PUNKS LAUGH) 199 00:10:46,322 --> 00:10:49,023 - Come on, boys! - Tonight, all that changes 200 00:10:49,025 --> 00:10:51,927 - at the after party! - (WHOOPING) 201 00:10:51,929 --> 00:10:53,427 ENN: Do you know where we're going? 202 00:10:53,429 --> 00:10:54,962 VIC: Yeah, Wadeson Street. ENN: Which is which way? 203 00:10:54,964 --> 00:10:56,031 Just down the road around the corner. 204 00:10:56,033 --> 00:10:57,435 I trust you implicitly, Vic! 205 00:11:00,939 --> 00:11:03,038 VIC: I absolutely know where we're going. 206 00:11:03,040 --> 00:11:04,374 ENN: Ugh, again. 207 00:11:04,376 --> 00:11:05,508 Why don't we go for a bit of a swing 208 00:11:05,510 --> 00:11:06,942 in the kids' park instead? 209 00:11:06,944 --> 00:11:09,511 - Fuck me! - VIC: I'd hurt you, Enn. 210 00:11:09,513 --> 00:11:10,913 - JOHN: How about this, right? - (MUSIC PLAYING) 211 00:11:10,915 --> 00:11:12,382 Why don't we finish our beers 212 00:11:12,384 --> 00:11:14,220 and decide on the Virys run tomorrow. 213 00:11:14,987 --> 00:11:16,389 Enn? 214 00:11:16,656 --> 00:11:18,257 Enn? 215 00:11:19,325 --> 00:11:21,027 What's that music? 216 00:11:21,326 --> 00:11:22,528 - What music? - Shh! 217 00:11:24,229 --> 00:11:26,133 I've almost got it. 218 00:11:31,138 --> 00:11:34,274 - (MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING) - JOHN: Now I hear it. 219 00:11:37,511 --> 00:11:42,214 Never doubt me again. 220 00:11:42,216 --> 00:11:43,648 (JOHN LAUGHING) 221 00:11:43,650 --> 00:11:45,887 JOHN: That music is amazing. Is it German? 222 00:11:46,687 --> 00:11:48,625 ENN: I feel like I've heard it before. 223 00:11:49,024 --> 00:11:50,456 JOHN: You never heard nothing before me, mate. 224 00:11:50,458 --> 00:11:54,263 - VIC: Shut it. Let's get laid. - (ALL WHOOPING) 225 00:12:02,037 --> 00:12:03,539 Hello. 226 00:12:04,674 --> 00:12:06,443 We're friends of Boadicea. 227 00:12:07,142 --> 00:12:09,312 She manages The Dyschords. 228 00:12:09,545 --> 00:12:11,448 There is no discord here. 229 00:12:12,550 --> 00:12:15,654 Right. What's your name, then? 230 00:12:16,653 --> 00:12:17,721 Stella. 231 00:12:18,421 --> 00:12:21,191 That's got to be the prettiest name I have ever heard. 232 00:12:22,059 --> 00:12:23,759 It's like a star, isn't it? 233 00:12:23,761 --> 00:12:29,435 No. Stellas have been stars, but not all stars are Stellas. 234 00:12:30,534 --> 00:12:34,139 Well, you look like a star, Stella. 235 00:12:45,451 --> 00:12:47,486 (MUSIC PLAYING) 236 00:13:05,239 --> 00:13:07,039 They must be from California. 237 00:13:07,041 --> 00:13:08,377 Jackpot. 238 00:13:09,044 --> 00:13:10,579 They fuck anything that moves in California. 239 00:13:11,478 --> 00:13:15,118 JOHN: Yeah, and Croydon is the sister city to Fresno. 240 00:13:21,489 --> 00:13:23,589 It's going to be all right, mate. 241 00:13:23,591 --> 00:13:25,660 Just corner the one that looks the loneliest 242 00:13:25,662 --> 00:13:29,066 and speak in short admiring sentences. 243 00:13:32,802 --> 00:13:34,605 Excuse me. 244 00:13:40,278 --> 00:13:42,143 Hmm. 245 00:13:42,145 --> 00:13:44,149 (WHISPERING) Enn. Enn, mate. Come here. 246 00:13:59,798 --> 00:14:02,302 (MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING) 247 00:14:27,294 --> 00:14:29,064 So cool. 248 00:14:31,196 --> 00:14:32,067 Might have a bit of a dance to that. 249 00:14:32,299 --> 00:14:33,535 I'm... 250 00:14:34,568 --> 00:14:36,472 I'm gonna go find the kitchen. 251 00:15:13,878 --> 00:15:15,215 Hello. (CHUCKLES) 252 00:15:16,882 --> 00:15:19,385 You look like you could use some company. 253 00:15:23,388 --> 00:15:25,192 I'm Enn. 254 00:15:27,226 --> 00:15:28,629 Short for Henry. 255 00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:32,232 I'm Wainswain. It's long for Wain. 256 00:15:33,799 --> 00:15:35,599 I don't remember you. 257 00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:37,503 Don't you find it sad that we never seem 258 00:15:37,505 --> 00:15:40,408 to recognize each other on birthdays? 259 00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:43,477 Weren't you a virus last time? 260 00:15:44,278 --> 00:15:46,281 - Last time? - I thought so. 261 00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:48,483 I'm a Second. 262 00:15:48,916 --> 00:15:50,519 A second what? 263 00:15:50,785 --> 00:15:52,888 Second Colony. 264 00:15:53,955 --> 00:15:55,290 Today 265 00:15:57,226 --> 00:15:59,896 I manifested imperfectly. 266 00:16:01,430 --> 00:16:02,799 Again. 267 00:16:05,568 --> 00:16:08,539 But that is no reflection on Parent-Teacher Wain. 268 00:16:10,406 --> 00:16:12,310 That is my own burden. 269 00:16:12,710 --> 00:16:14,811 My mate John has got a third nipple, 270 00:16:15,712 --> 00:16:18,715 and it never held him back in any way. 271 00:16:19,816 --> 00:16:24,523 In our culture, he would class as an abomination. 272 00:16:29,727 --> 00:16:31,296 I'm... 273 00:16:33,264 --> 00:16:35,433 (ALL SINGING) 274 00:16:43,808 --> 00:16:46,609 ALL: Happy birthday, Waldo. 275 00:16:46,611 --> 00:16:48,880 PT WALDO: Happy birthday to you. 276 00:16:48,882 --> 00:16:50,615 Fourth Colony manifests... 277 00:16:50,617 --> 00:16:52,420 ALL: Individuality! 278 00:16:52,618 --> 00:16:54,452 PT WALDO: Let's be grateful for our bodies. 279 00:16:54,454 --> 00:16:57,625 After all, they're our last ones. 280 00:17:10,771 --> 00:17:15,741 The iconic London sights, Big Ben, Westminster Abbey, 281 00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:18,347 and the private Pleasure Dome of the Prime Ministers, 282 00:17:19,347 --> 00:17:21,081 - aren't going to happen. - (ALL GROANING) 283 00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:23,516 This whole Queen's jubilee celebration 284 00:17:23,518 --> 00:17:25,385 sort of blindsided us Parent-Teachers 285 00:17:25,387 --> 00:17:27,625 and the city is booked solid. 286 00:17:27,856 --> 00:17:29,824 But we've managed to patch together 287 00:17:29,826 --> 00:17:31,358 a brand-new itinerary 288 00:17:31,360 --> 00:17:33,396 of equally nourishing experiences, 289 00:17:33,596 --> 00:17:35,462 all within this deeply authentic 290 00:17:35,464 --> 00:17:37,269 suburban community of... 291 00:17:38,501 --> 00:17:39,803 Croydon. 292 00:17:40,370 --> 00:17:42,704 Zan, what are you looking forward 293 00:17:42,706 --> 00:17:44,876 to experiencing in Croydon? 294 00:17:47,811 --> 00:17:52,951 I've sensed some tension over our last few stops, Zan. 295 00:17:53,617 --> 00:17:55,954 Do you have something you want to interjaculate? 296 00:17:57,755 --> 00:17:59,489 Don't hold back, Zan. 297 00:17:59,491 --> 00:18:01,895 - Fourth Colony manifests... - ALL: Individuality! 298 00:18:03,029 --> 00:18:04,965 (ALL CONTINUE SINGING) 299 00:18:13,072 --> 00:18:15,072 You constantly use words like 300 00:18:15,074 --> 00:18:17,108 "enrichment" and "authenticity," 301 00:18:17,110 --> 00:18:21,081 but we're behaving more like tourists than travelers. 302 00:18:22,448 --> 00:18:25,685 I mean, perhaps we could emulate the Stellas 303 00:18:25,687 --> 00:18:27,689 and really participate. 304 00:18:27,956 --> 00:18:30,656 The Stellas have a different way 305 00:18:30,658 --> 00:18:32,859 of enriching their community. 306 00:18:32,861 --> 00:18:35,965 Well, all we ever seem to do is observe and consume. 307 00:18:37,099 --> 00:18:38,935 PT WALDO: You are what you eat, Zan. 308 00:18:39,602 --> 00:18:41,603 I know I am. 309 00:18:42,138 --> 00:18:43,340 Zan... 310 00:18:50,747 --> 00:18:53,084 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 311 00:18:54,683 --> 00:18:56,019 Are you shocked? 312 00:18:56,886 --> 00:18:58,488 No, um... 313 00:18:59,155 --> 00:19:02,026 I get it. I'm into punk. 314 00:19:02,427 --> 00:19:03,895 My name is Enn. 315 00:19:04,562 --> 00:19:05,564 Zan. 316 00:19:07,431 --> 00:19:09,633 Tell me more about yourself, Zan. 317 00:19:10,034 --> 00:19:13,605 Why? We've probably met a thousand times. (SIGHS) 318 00:19:15,173 --> 00:19:16,475 What's punk? 319 00:19:17,175 --> 00:19:20,009 Like the Ramones? Or the Sex Pistols? 320 00:19:20,011 --> 00:19:21,611 Or the New York Dolls. 321 00:19:21,613 --> 00:19:22,978 Well, some people don't count the Dolls. 322 00:19:22,980 --> 00:19:24,818 But it's like anarchy. 323 00:19:25,652 --> 00:19:28,122 (GASPS) Now that is punk! 324 00:19:31,758 --> 00:19:33,927 Do more punk to me. 325 00:19:37,731 --> 00:19:39,401 Hmm... 326 00:19:41,902 --> 00:19:45,136 Me and my mates were thinking of starting a band, actually, 327 00:19:45,138 --> 00:19:47,472 'cause none of us know how to play anything, which is... 328 00:19:47,474 --> 00:19:50,012 - (GASPS) - Oh, God, I'm sorry. 329 00:19:51,146 --> 00:19:53,648 Um, you're bleeding. 330 00:20:05,895 --> 00:20:08,632 How do I further access the punk? 331 00:20:09,932 --> 00:20:12,937 Well, I could take you dancing at the Roxy. 332 00:20:13,203 --> 00:20:14,705 Rape is playing tomorrow. 333 00:20:15,572 --> 00:20:18,443 Our schedule doesn't allow for Rape. 334 00:20:19,575 --> 00:20:21,775 Does yours? Are you a Sixth? 335 00:20:21,777 --> 00:20:22,947 What do you mean? 336 00:20:24,681 --> 00:20:26,217 You're a local? 337 00:20:27,185 --> 00:20:29,221 Stella said it was all right. 338 00:20:30,255 --> 00:20:32,858 And only the Stella knows you're here? 339 00:20:40,999 --> 00:20:44,603 Hey, Stella. You're luminous, you know that? 340 00:20:46,872 --> 00:20:49,576 I wanna kiss you forever, 341 00:20:50,277 --> 00:20:52,680 but you make me feel shy. 342 00:20:53,979 --> 00:20:57,218 I don't wanna go too fast, but... 343 00:21:01,021 --> 00:21:02,624 Are you prepared? 344 00:21:03,758 --> 00:21:05,160 Yeah. 345 00:21:05,893 --> 00:21:07,828 Then kneel. 346 00:21:08,128 --> 00:21:09,594 What? 347 00:21:09,596 --> 00:21:11,599 Remove your clothes. 348 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:14,503 Okay. 349 00:21:17,306 --> 00:21:18,872 (VIC CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 350 00:21:18,874 --> 00:21:20,239 ENN: How long have you lot been here? 351 00:21:20,241 --> 00:21:21,674 ZAN: We arrived this morning. 352 00:21:21,676 --> 00:21:23,044 It's the last stop on our tour. 353 00:21:23,846 --> 00:21:26,149 What do your people do on an ordinary day? 354 00:21:27,116 --> 00:21:28,919 (VIC BREATHING HEAVILY) 355 00:21:34,057 --> 00:21:35,626 Relax. 356 00:21:38,662 --> 00:21:40,064 Breathe. 357 00:21:40,598 --> 00:21:42,533 (BREATHES DEEPLY) 358 00:21:45,202 --> 00:21:46,938 Close your eyes. 359 00:21:59,684 --> 00:22:02,054 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 360 00:22:05,690 --> 00:22:07,059 (GASPS) 361 00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:09,228 Breathe, Victor. 362 00:22:09,695 --> 00:22:11,060 Breath. 363 00:22:11,062 --> 00:22:14,134 Respire from the orifice. 364 00:22:15,101 --> 00:22:17,804 ENN: Saturday's our fanzine distribution day. 365 00:22:18,839 --> 00:22:23,210 Sunday, we pick tomatoes over by the sewage pipes. 366 00:22:23,811 --> 00:22:25,878 You see, tomato seeds, 367 00:22:25,880 --> 00:22:27,812 they don't break down in the digestive system, 368 00:22:27,814 --> 00:22:30,352 so they grow wild wherever there's a leak in the pipes. 369 00:22:30,785 --> 00:22:33,688 We pick them to sell them for photocopying money. 370 00:22:34,756 --> 00:22:38,260 Dancing, free trade, duplication, 371 00:22:38,826 --> 00:22:40,960 having no restrictions? 372 00:22:40,962 --> 00:22:42,798 Well, we do what we want. 373 00:22:42,997 --> 00:22:46,001 - (VIC MOANING) - Release! 374 00:22:47,737 --> 00:22:49,273 Merge! 375 00:22:50,406 --> 00:22:52,140 Let go! 376 00:22:52,142 --> 00:22:53,876 (CONTINUES MOANING) 377 00:22:57,413 --> 00:22:59,248 VOICES: Ascend! 378 00:22:59,816 --> 00:23:01,952 (MOANING INTENSIFIES) 379 00:23:09,727 --> 00:23:11,296 Who the fuck are you? 380 00:23:12,096 --> 00:23:14,099 Who the fuck is he? 381 00:23:15,133 --> 00:23:16,865 Who the fuck are you? 382 00:23:16,867 --> 00:23:18,770 (MUSIC PLAYING) 383 00:23:29,048 --> 00:23:30,815 ZAN: Do you think I could smell it? 384 00:23:30,817 --> 00:23:32,318 - Yeah, pop it off like that. - (BOTTLE CAP CLATTERS) 385 00:23:34,986 --> 00:23:36,189 (ZAN SNIFFS) 386 00:23:43,062 --> 00:23:44,431 That's a Level One violation. 387 00:23:45,031 --> 00:23:47,068 PT WALDO: Yes, it is, Celia. 388 00:23:50,205 --> 00:23:51,205 Level Two. 389 00:23:53,942 --> 00:23:54,943 She's approaching a Level Three! 390 00:23:56,043 --> 00:23:57,278 - (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) - VIC: Enn! 391 00:23:59,013 --> 00:24:00,313 Enn, we've all got to get out of here! 392 00:24:00,315 --> 00:24:01,781 What? 393 00:24:01,783 --> 00:24:03,884 You! I see you! 394 00:24:03,886 --> 00:24:05,789 Stay away from me! 395 00:24:07,089 --> 00:24:08,825 (ALL SINGING) 396 00:24:11,828 --> 00:24:13,097 (MOANING) 397 00:24:19,902 --> 00:24:22,302 (MOANING LOUDLY) 398 00:24:22,304 --> 00:24:25,474 I claim our Colony's right to unique experience, Waldo! 399 00:24:25,476 --> 00:24:27,176 This is unprecedented. 400 00:24:27,178 --> 00:24:28,979 Oh! You mean it's unique? 401 00:24:32,350 --> 00:24:34,250 PT WALDO: Zan, this tone. 402 00:24:34,252 --> 00:24:36,055 (MOANING) 403 00:24:36,921 --> 00:24:39,726 John! John! We've got to get out of here! 404 00:24:39,924 --> 00:24:41,824 Shut the fuck up! 405 00:24:41,826 --> 00:24:43,729 Hurry! Hurry! 406 00:24:44,462 --> 00:24:46,199 Out! Out! 407 00:24:49,469 --> 00:24:51,872 Out! Out! 408 00:24:57,876 --> 00:25:00,946 Lads. Lads, lads. Lads, lads. Lads. 409 00:25:00,948 --> 00:25:04,882 Lads, that was the future. 410 00:25:04,884 --> 00:25:06,818 What the hell is wrong with you? 411 00:25:06,820 --> 00:25:08,088 Did you force her or something? 412 00:25:09,423 --> 00:25:10,892 Fuck you! 413 00:25:11,125 --> 00:25:12,761 What was that for? 414 00:25:13,127 --> 00:25:16,164 Vic. Vic. Vic, where you going, mate? 415 00:25:16,897 --> 00:25:18,266 - Vic. - Enn! 416 00:25:18,966 --> 00:25:20,969 Enn. Enn. 417 00:25:21,302 --> 00:25:24,238 I claimed a unilateral dispensation. 418 00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:25,375 What? 419 00:25:26,041 --> 00:25:27,511 I can come with you. 420 00:25:29,412 --> 00:25:31,045 To the punk. 421 00:25:31,047 --> 00:25:33,383 Oh. Well, everything's closed. 422 00:25:35,050 --> 00:25:36,987 Everything on the island? 423 00:25:38,252 --> 00:25:39,054 The island? 424 00:25:39,056 --> 00:25:41,159 Oh... Well, yeah. 425 00:25:42,158 --> 00:25:43,927 When do you have to be back? 426 00:25:44,461 --> 00:25:46,397 I have 48 hours. 427 00:25:52,003 --> 00:25:53,304 Enn... 428 00:25:53,605 --> 00:25:55,207 What is it? 429 00:25:57,274 --> 00:25:58,944 I feel 430 00:26:00,212 --> 00:26:02,081 this body is dying. 431 00:26:07,887 --> 00:26:09,422 (VOMITING) 432 00:26:14,561 --> 00:26:16,163 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 433 00:26:21,368 --> 00:26:24,203 It may yet live. 434 00:26:24,205 --> 00:26:25,974 (SOFT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 435 00:27:49,530 --> 00:27:52,334 (MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING) 436 00:29:24,532 --> 00:29:26,269 Are those my shoes? 437 00:29:27,368 --> 00:29:28,737 ZAN: How did you know? 438 00:29:29,304 --> 00:29:32,141 Because they look exactly like my shoes. 439 00:29:32,841 --> 00:29:35,278 No, you don't have to. 440 00:29:52,729 --> 00:29:54,864 Did you build this place? 441 00:29:54,866 --> 00:29:57,469 No. My dad built it for me. 442 00:29:59,470 --> 00:30:01,207 I like your ring. 443 00:30:01,707 --> 00:30:03,708 It's the symbol of my Colony. 444 00:30:05,310 --> 00:30:07,547 Are these the symbols of your Colony? 445 00:30:08,479 --> 00:30:11,285 - Uh... - The Punk Colony? 446 00:30:12,252 --> 00:30:13,821 I guess some of them. 447 00:30:14,687 --> 00:30:17,658 'Cause our mag's called Virys, uh, 448 00:30:18,557 --> 00:30:23,498 so I came up with this cartoon character, Virys Boy, 449 00:30:24,364 --> 00:30:25,866 because he looks a bit punk. 450 00:30:26,901 --> 00:30:29,467 See here, he goes around 451 00:30:29,469 --> 00:30:31,605 and he meets all these arseholes, 452 00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:34,206 and just spreads himself everywhere 453 00:30:34,208 --> 00:30:35,641 and infects everyone 454 00:30:35,643 --> 00:30:38,646 to fight fascism and conformity. 455 00:30:41,482 --> 00:30:43,382 So the solution to conformity 456 00:30:43,384 --> 00:30:46,221 is forced insemination and cloning? 457 00:30:47,522 --> 00:30:49,192 Oh. Um... 458 00:30:50,259 --> 00:30:53,430 That's... It was meant to be a metaphor for freedom. 459 00:30:54,396 --> 00:30:57,597 I just think once we're free, 460 00:30:57,599 --> 00:30:58,966 we'll stop doing what we're told, 461 00:30:58,968 --> 00:31:00,538 which is just consume. 462 00:31:01,672 --> 00:31:04,808 If we don't stop, we'll eat the fucking world. 463 00:31:06,777 --> 00:31:09,780 There are contradictions in your metaphor. 464 00:31:10,414 --> 00:31:11,747 Yeah. 465 00:31:11,749 --> 00:31:13,552 But I am moved by it. 466 00:31:14,484 --> 00:31:16,788 - Really? - Mmm. 467 00:31:18,889 --> 00:31:21,526 Do you know that in every person's DNA 468 00:31:22,292 --> 00:31:24,795 there's a remnant of every virus 469 00:31:24,797 --> 00:31:26,696 that has ever infected a human being 470 00:31:26,698 --> 00:31:29,234 since the birth of man? 471 00:31:29,435 --> 00:31:32,668 I think adapting to survive viruses 472 00:31:32,670 --> 00:31:37,541 is what eventually turned bacteria into human beings. 473 00:31:37,543 --> 00:31:38,943 I was a bacterium... 474 00:31:38,945 --> 00:31:40,845 Who knows what we will become in the future. 475 00:31:40,847 --> 00:31:43,850 - ...but I never met a virus. - I think viruses will save us. 476 00:32:10,879 --> 00:32:14,951 Wow, your skin is so soft there. 477 00:32:16,885 --> 00:32:18,552 Your hands are so cold. 478 00:32:18,554 --> 00:32:21,557 Your ears are translucent. 479 00:32:24,694 --> 00:32:28,630 Your penis is small and folded 480 00:32:28,632 --> 00:32:31,369 like the bud of a tiny pink flower. 481 00:32:34,872 --> 00:32:38,643 Oh, it's losing its structure. 482 00:32:42,012 --> 00:32:43,381 Hmm. 483 00:32:57,529 --> 00:32:59,532 (MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO) 484 00:33:12,946 --> 00:33:16,481 Mum, this is, uh, my friend. 485 00:33:16,483 --> 00:33:18,153 - She... - (GRUNTS) 486 00:33:22,022 --> 00:33:24,293 We, um... We actually... 487 00:33:34,102 --> 00:33:36,372 Right. Explanation. 488 00:33:36,673 --> 00:33:37,841 I am Zan. 489 00:33:38,574 --> 00:33:39,575 Zan's American. 490 00:33:40,510 --> 00:33:44,979 Oh! Oh! I nearly went to Hollywood once. 491 00:33:44,981 --> 00:33:47,815 No, Mum. You actually didn't nearly go to Hollywood once. 492 00:33:47,817 --> 00:33:50,387 - I was a model. - A foot model. 493 00:33:50,854 --> 00:33:54,723 There was this audition for a Diana Dors film. 494 00:33:54,725 --> 00:33:57,458 ENN: That film was shot in Ealing. I looked it up. 495 00:33:57,460 --> 00:33:59,928 They needed to do a close-up on Diana's foot, 496 00:33:59,930 --> 00:34:01,630 and they called us models in 497 00:34:01,632 --> 00:34:04,870 because Diana had six toes on the foot in question. 498 00:34:05,070 --> 00:34:08,740 I kept my foot wrapped in Vaseline for seven days. 499 00:34:09,006 --> 00:34:10,774 And then when I took the bag off, 500 00:34:10,776 --> 00:34:12,643 my skin was as soft as a baby's lips. 501 00:34:12,645 --> 00:34:15,879 Mum, Vaseline promotes hair growth. 502 00:34:15,881 --> 00:34:17,815 Marilyn Monroe grew a mustache 503 00:34:17,817 --> 00:34:19,449 from using Vaseline. 504 00:34:19,451 --> 00:34:21,618 And she did all right for herself, didn't she? 505 00:34:21,620 --> 00:34:23,755 If by "all right," you mean dead. 506 00:34:23,757 --> 00:34:26,590 Do you ever see me shaving my feet? 507 00:34:26,592 --> 00:34:28,762 - Thankfully not. - MARION: Right. 508 00:34:30,496 --> 00:34:32,898 Oh! I love this record! 509 00:34:32,900 --> 00:34:35,167 It's not a record, it's a tape. 510 00:34:35,169 --> 00:34:36,904 (SOUL MUSIC PLAYING) 511 00:34:38,705 --> 00:34:40,205 And white people trying to sing 512 00:34:40,207 --> 00:34:42,043 like black people is racist. 513 00:34:42,444 --> 00:34:44,046 MARION: I'm not a racialist. 514 00:34:44,779 --> 00:34:47,213 Pancakes! Let's make pancakes. 515 00:34:47,215 --> 00:34:48,815 Americans love pancakes, don't they? 516 00:34:48,817 --> 00:34:50,918 Come on, love. You show me how it's done. 517 00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:52,521 You don't have to. 518 00:35:01,798 --> 00:35:02,899 (MARION LAUGHING) 519 00:35:04,167 --> 00:35:06,904 - Come on, Henry. - No, Mum. 520 00:35:07,803 --> 00:35:09,539 - Come on. - No! 521 00:35:10,039 --> 00:35:11,739 Come to Mama. 522 00:35:11,741 --> 00:35:13,541 ENN: That is not okay. 523 00:35:13,543 --> 00:35:14,945 MARION: Grind it. (CHUCKLES) 524 00:35:16,746 --> 00:35:18,482 (MARION LAUGHING) 525 00:35:32,898 --> 00:35:34,166 Stop it. 526 00:35:34,566 --> 00:35:36,170 - What? - Looking at me. 527 00:35:37,237 --> 00:35:40,103 Looked-at babies make more successful adults. 528 00:35:40,105 --> 00:35:41,707 - That's proven. - (SCOFFS) 529 00:35:46,679 --> 00:35:47,715 She's adorable. 530 00:35:49,249 --> 00:35:51,686 And everyone needs that special someone. 531 00:35:52,720 --> 00:35:54,088 Everyone, Enn. 532 00:35:54,854 --> 00:35:56,988 What's that supposed to mean? 533 00:35:56,990 --> 00:35:59,995 - Henry, it's just a date. - Malcolm? 534 00:36:00,194 --> 00:36:02,261 Well, it's the jubilee tea dance 535 00:36:02,263 --> 00:36:03,795 on Sunday, and that's all it is. 536 00:36:03,797 --> 00:36:05,230 Mum, he's repugnant. 537 00:36:05,232 --> 00:36:07,734 He was a paratrooper in Indochina. 538 00:36:07,736 --> 00:36:10,069 He peeled potatoes. I looked it up. 539 00:36:10,071 --> 00:36:11,305 Your generation will eventually 540 00:36:11,307 --> 00:36:12,676 be doing nothing but looking it up. 541 00:36:12,974 --> 00:36:16,744 I'm a woman. With a clitoris. Look that up. 542 00:36:16,746 --> 00:36:18,278 (ENN SIGHS) 543 00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:20,014 Malcolm says that my best days are not behind me. 544 00:36:20,016 --> 00:36:20,950 They've just begun. 545 00:36:21,684 --> 00:36:23,652 ENN: You're not England, for Christ's sake, Mum. 546 00:36:23,654 --> 00:36:25,219 MARION: Well, he's a right lot kinder to me 547 00:36:25,221 --> 00:36:26,888 than your left-wing father ever was. 548 00:36:26,890 --> 00:36:28,589 Well, he was kind to me! 549 00:36:28,591 --> 00:36:30,024 He left you when you were nine. 550 00:36:30,026 --> 00:36:32,027 Well, who'd blame him, with your yammering. 551 00:36:32,029 --> 00:36:33,627 You'll do the same to someone else one day. 552 00:36:33,629 --> 00:36:35,798 - I'm sure! - ENN: I would never do that! 553 00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:37,169 (FOOTSTEPS RECEDING) 554 00:36:40,170 --> 00:36:43,039 Oh! Sorry, love, the door wasn't locked. 555 00:36:43,041 --> 00:36:46,775 It's okay. It's my first time at this. 556 00:36:46,777 --> 00:36:48,280 It's taking longer than I expected. 557 00:36:49,048 --> 00:36:50,517 Hmm. 558 00:36:55,120 --> 00:36:56,890 Mum? 559 00:37:01,927 --> 00:37:03,230 (IN PT WALDO'S VOICE) Zan. 560 00:37:03,797 --> 00:37:05,032 Waldo. 561 00:37:05,599 --> 00:37:07,065 I agree in principle 562 00:37:07,067 --> 00:37:09,036 that there is no progress without deviation, 563 00:37:09,869 --> 00:37:13,975 but you have to remember that you are not just you. 564 00:37:15,209 --> 00:37:17,712 And we are not just us without you. 565 00:37:18,144 --> 00:37:20,144 I'm nourishing my body with raw data 566 00:37:20,146 --> 00:37:21,682 to enrich the Eating. 567 00:37:22,350 --> 00:37:24,554 Isn't that the purpose of this endless tour? 568 00:37:25,786 --> 00:37:27,087 I'm doing it for you. 569 00:37:27,089 --> 00:37:28,958 Oh, this is not about me. 570 00:37:29,290 --> 00:37:32,894 I ate pancakes which I am currently excreting. 571 00:37:33,962 --> 00:37:36,196 And I danced. I danced with 572 00:37:36,198 --> 00:37:38,101 the Parent-Teacher you are riding. 573 00:37:38,834 --> 00:37:41,635 Those are unique experiences, Waldo. 574 00:37:41,637 --> 00:37:44,674 You've exceeded your experience quota, young lady. 575 00:37:50,246 --> 00:37:52,216 (IN NORMAL VOICE) Ooh. I lost my place. 576 00:37:53,116 --> 00:37:54,685 Oh, yeah. 577 00:38:01,392 --> 00:38:03,728 You just finish up this one, love. 578 00:38:04,396 --> 00:38:06,731 (SINGING) 579 00:38:09,668 --> 00:38:12,004 I can see you, Keyhole Kevin. 580 00:38:13,372 --> 00:38:14,975 (WHISPERS) Oh, she's a lovely girl. 581 00:38:16,274 --> 00:38:17,977 ZAN: Let's go! 582 00:38:23,684 --> 00:38:25,016 (TOILET FLUSHING) 583 00:38:25,018 --> 00:38:26,353 (EXHALES) 584 00:38:27,720 --> 00:38:29,155 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 585 00:38:43,437 --> 00:38:44,839 (LAUGHING) 586 00:38:50,445 --> 00:38:52,047 (WHOOPS) 587 00:39:13,036 --> 00:39:14,772 I like this body. 588 00:39:15,172 --> 00:39:17,005 - Is it a good one? - (CHUCKLES) 589 00:39:17,007 --> 00:39:18,777 I like yours. 590 00:39:19,043 --> 00:39:21,179 (SNIFFS) It smells like butter. 591 00:39:22,212 --> 00:39:23,812 Tastes like salt. 592 00:39:23,814 --> 00:39:25,013 What do I smell like? 593 00:39:25,015 --> 00:39:26,052 (SNIFFS) 594 00:39:29,954 --> 00:39:31,823 (ZAN SQUEALING) 595 00:39:35,828 --> 00:39:37,060 (BICYCLE BELL RINGING) 596 00:39:37,062 --> 00:39:38,765 (BOTH SCREAMING) 597 00:39:45,370 --> 00:39:47,307 (ZAN LAUGHING) 598 00:39:57,985 --> 00:39:59,754 I like your Parent-Teacher. 599 00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:02,990 Who, Mum? She never taught me a bloody thing. 600 00:40:04,959 --> 00:40:06,395 What about the other one? 601 00:40:07,261 --> 00:40:09,397 The one who made your tree-temple? 602 00:40:10,265 --> 00:40:12,101 Oh, my dad? 603 00:40:14,135 --> 00:40:17,806 Well, he was a jazz musician actually. 604 00:40:19,407 --> 00:40:21,141 But he never really recorded anything 605 00:40:21,143 --> 00:40:22,879 'cause he said that would be selling out. 606 00:40:23,513 --> 00:40:25,149 Is that punk? 607 00:40:25,482 --> 00:40:28,352 Dad was definitely a punk. 608 00:40:29,252 --> 00:40:30,984 He was someone who never settled 609 00:40:30,986 --> 00:40:32,355 for the way that things were. 610 00:40:34,558 --> 00:40:36,428 Is that why he left you? 611 00:40:50,107 --> 00:40:54,180 If I was your Parent-Teacher, I would never leave you. 612 00:41:43,099 --> 00:41:45,068 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 613 00:41:49,640 --> 00:41:51,438 PT WAIN: Waldo? PT WALDO: Yes, Wain? 614 00:41:51,440 --> 00:41:52,973 PT WAIN: Has it not occurred to you 615 00:41:52,975 --> 00:41:54,342 if you allow her this degree of freedom, 616 00:41:54,344 --> 00:41:55,513 she may do more than rebel? 617 00:41:56,446 --> 00:41:57,545 (CHUCKLES) 618 00:41:57,547 --> 00:41:58,517 GIRL: Stop. 619 00:42:06,356 --> 00:42:07,456 PT WALDO: That's my fault too? 620 00:42:07,458 --> 00:42:08,460 Who else's? 621 00:42:09,594 --> 00:42:12,261 Well, Stella did approve interaction with the local. 622 00:42:12,263 --> 00:42:15,100 Limited interaction is my Colony's prerogative. 623 00:42:15,667 --> 00:42:17,301 It's not my fault you can't regulate 624 00:42:17,303 --> 00:42:18,504 your own progeny. 625 00:42:19,138 --> 00:42:21,471 You have less than 24 hours until Exit 626 00:42:21,473 --> 00:42:23,675 to rectify the situation. 627 00:42:23,677 --> 00:42:25,476 And then we eat. 628 00:42:25,478 --> 00:42:27,114 (ALL BREATHE DEEPLY) 629 00:42:29,548 --> 00:42:31,048 PT WALDO: I'm aware of the schedule. 630 00:42:31,050 --> 00:42:32,983 Then why not eliminate the problem? 631 00:42:32,985 --> 00:42:35,220 - I could do with an appetizer. - Oh, come on. 632 00:42:35,222 --> 00:42:36,654 PT WAIN: Stella, eating before Exit 633 00:42:36,656 --> 00:42:39,357 in this manifestation will be very messy. 634 00:42:39,359 --> 00:42:42,026 I recommend sequestration. She'll soon come running back. 635 00:42:42,028 --> 00:42:43,361 PT WALDO: I really don't... 636 00:42:43,363 --> 00:42:44,395 PT STELLA: That's a fair compromise. 637 00:42:44,397 --> 00:42:46,233 All those in favor? 638 00:42:47,569 --> 00:42:48,637 PT First? 639 00:42:51,139 --> 00:42:53,509 Abstention. Waldo, you're outvoted. 640 00:42:53,708 --> 00:42:55,543 The offspring is shunned. 641 00:42:57,112 --> 00:42:58,180 Shunned. 642 00:42:59,048 --> 00:43:00,250 Shunned? 643 00:43:00,582 --> 00:43:01,918 Shunned. 644 00:43:03,452 --> 00:43:04,987 Shunned. 645 00:43:06,055 --> 00:43:07,524 (PUNK MUSIC PLAYING) 646 00:43:12,328 --> 00:43:13,594 (CHUCKLES) 647 00:43:13,596 --> 00:43:15,197 JOHN: It was like choral vocals 648 00:43:15,199 --> 00:43:16,935 over a driving backbeat. Do you know what I mean? 649 00:43:17,201 --> 00:43:18,467 CLERK: Eh? 650 00:43:18,469 --> 00:43:20,672 It was metronomic yet tribal. 651 00:43:22,205 --> 00:43:23,705 There's 12 there. 652 00:43:23,707 --> 00:43:26,142 JOHN: Like... Did Eno ever produce any dub-reggae? 653 00:43:26,144 --> 00:43:28,280 - Try Krautrock. - That's where I am! 654 00:43:32,349 --> 00:43:34,551 Oh, speak of the devil. 655 00:43:34,553 --> 00:43:36,719 That music that was playing at your party, 656 00:43:36,721 --> 00:43:38,255 is that available on LP? 657 00:43:38,257 --> 00:43:41,027 Oi. What you bringing her here for? 658 00:43:41,627 --> 00:43:42,962 What's your problem? 659 00:43:43,228 --> 00:43:44,527 Where're your other Americans? 660 00:43:44,529 --> 00:43:46,163 I have no idea. 661 00:43:46,165 --> 00:43:48,970 What, so you've been with him the whole time? 662 00:43:50,037 --> 00:43:53,474 I slept at his house and met his mum. 663 00:43:54,740 --> 00:43:57,677 And we engaged in incomplete sexual activity. 664 00:43:58,244 --> 00:44:00,245 Now I'm looking forward to experiencing 665 00:44:00,247 --> 00:44:03,082 just an ordinary Saturday with your Colony. 666 00:44:03,084 --> 00:44:04,817 Well, you butchered my Slits review, 667 00:44:04,819 --> 00:44:07,053 but otherwise, it looks great. 668 00:44:07,055 --> 00:44:08,654 ENN: Thank you, mate. 669 00:44:08,656 --> 00:44:10,824 JOHN: Right, I need you to push this issue this time. 670 00:44:10,826 --> 00:44:13,195 Like, I reckon we can sell the whole run. 671 00:44:14,128 --> 00:44:16,199 (PUNK MUSIC PLAYING) 672 00:44:20,235 --> 00:44:21,671 (ENN SINGING) 673 00:44:34,518 --> 00:44:37,385 So, uh, what do they think of 674 00:44:37,387 --> 00:44:39,257 the Queen's jubilee in America? 675 00:44:41,659 --> 00:44:43,261 In America? 676 00:44:43,828 --> 00:44:46,830 Um, they're in favor of it. 677 00:44:46,832 --> 00:44:48,167 JOHN: Really? 678 00:44:49,334 --> 00:44:51,834 The sovereign embodies their collective consciousness. 679 00:44:51,836 --> 00:44:55,707 They haven't had a sovereign for, what? 200 years. 680 00:44:57,575 --> 00:45:02,313 Um... Their superior longevity keeps the memories fresh. 681 00:45:02,315 --> 00:45:04,815 Are you saying Americans live longer than us? 682 00:45:04,817 --> 00:45:06,416 Absolutely. 683 00:45:06,418 --> 00:45:07,654 JOHN: Well, why would that be the case? 684 00:45:09,188 --> 00:45:11,490 Because of the largely isolated 685 00:45:11,492 --> 00:45:13,528 and vegetarian lives they lead. 686 00:45:15,128 --> 00:45:17,164 McDonald's is from America. 687 00:45:18,532 --> 00:45:21,468 McDonald's. Yes. 688 00:45:21,869 --> 00:45:25,339 Right. So they're not, like, all vegetarians, right? 689 00:45:26,174 --> 00:45:28,440 No. Not all. 690 00:45:28,442 --> 00:45:29,678 Only the alpha elite. 691 00:45:30,178 --> 00:45:32,344 ENN: Oh? Like the president? 692 00:45:32,346 --> 00:45:35,418 Jimmy Carter's a vegetarian? I did not know that. 693 00:45:35,684 --> 00:45:37,387 I've already said too much. 694 00:45:38,354 --> 00:45:40,220 Surveillance, repercussions... 695 00:45:40,222 --> 00:45:41,687 VIC: What, like the FBI? 696 00:45:41,689 --> 00:45:44,494 Mmm. The FBI, yes. They would be vulnerable. 697 00:45:46,730 --> 00:45:48,295 I don't wish to be interrogated 698 00:45:48,297 --> 00:45:49,632 on this matter any further. 699 00:45:49,866 --> 00:45:53,771 So I'm just going to walk away 700 00:45:54,370 --> 00:45:57,707 and, when I come back, we won't speak of this again. 701 00:46:07,851 --> 00:46:09,386 What's with the third degree? 702 00:46:09,786 --> 00:46:12,124 She's not normal. None of them are. 703 00:46:20,933 --> 00:46:22,669 (IN PT WALDO'S VOICE) Ready to come home yet? 704 00:46:23,235 --> 00:46:24,804 You're riding a child, Waldo? 705 00:46:26,405 --> 00:46:28,371 You gave me a dispensation. 706 00:46:28,373 --> 00:46:29,940 Zan, your peers are acting out. 707 00:46:29,942 --> 00:46:31,374 The PTs are angry. 708 00:46:31,376 --> 00:46:32,710 This can't continue. 709 00:46:32,712 --> 00:46:34,148 You're just jealous. 710 00:46:34,414 --> 00:46:36,515 Has it not yet occurred to you, young Henry, 711 00:46:36,517 --> 00:46:37,915 that these people could be operating 712 00:46:37,917 --> 00:46:39,486 as some kind of a high-level cult? 713 00:46:39,954 --> 00:46:42,222 - Exactly. - JOHN: The code of silence. 714 00:46:42,555 --> 00:46:45,225 Vegetarianism. Arcane symbolism. 715 00:46:45,559 --> 00:46:47,563 Shouldn't you be touring a potato field or something? 716 00:46:47,828 --> 00:46:49,764 Zan, you're being childish. 717 00:46:50,831 --> 00:46:52,799 I've been forbidden to even talk to you. 718 00:46:52,801 --> 00:46:56,235 I bet they participate in some bizarre sex rituals. 719 00:46:56,237 --> 00:46:57,438 No. 720 00:46:57,706 --> 00:46:59,640 - How do you know that? - I just... 721 00:46:59,642 --> 00:47:00,777 I don't see it happening. 722 00:47:01,309 --> 00:47:02,642 Well, it's a global phenomenon. 723 00:47:02,644 --> 00:47:03,943 ENN: What is? 724 00:47:03,945 --> 00:47:06,849 Cults, brainwashing, suicide pacts. 725 00:47:07,249 --> 00:47:09,283 PT WALDO: Do you want me to Exit without you? 726 00:47:09,285 --> 00:47:11,188 Because I can do it like that. 727 00:47:11,554 --> 00:47:12,723 I don't care what you do! 728 00:47:15,592 --> 00:47:16,928 (BOY'S MOTHER SCOLDING INDISTINCTLY) 729 00:47:20,931 --> 00:47:24,269 I only have 22 hours left. I now wish to see the punk. 730 00:47:24,568 --> 00:47:25,836 All right. 731 00:47:29,740 --> 00:47:31,573 Fucking hell. 732 00:47:31,575 --> 00:47:33,477 - (PUNK MUSIC PLAYING) - (DUCKS QUACKING) 733 00:47:35,314 --> 00:47:36,679 What are they saying? 734 00:47:36,681 --> 00:47:38,884 ENN: What? That's where we're going. 735 00:47:45,723 --> 00:47:47,493 (BELLS RINGING) 736 00:47:52,766 --> 00:47:54,499 What? 737 00:47:54,501 --> 00:47:57,470 BOADICEA: That's it. Give me more, give me more. 738 00:48:08,883 --> 00:48:12,788 SPINNING JENNY: Boadicea, meet Enn. 739 00:48:15,590 --> 00:48:18,394 He's got something very important to tell you. 740 00:48:20,795 --> 00:48:22,365 ENN: Hiya. 741 00:48:23,799 --> 00:48:26,470 I hope we're not interrupting your work. 742 00:48:27,669 --> 00:48:30,673 Uh, I thought you might want to see our fanzine. 743 00:48:40,384 --> 00:48:42,117 I've seen you at the gigs, haven't I? 744 00:48:42,119 --> 00:48:43,421 ENN: Yeah. 745 00:48:44,688 --> 00:48:49,459 Jumping around, falling over. Looking like a fucking idiot. 746 00:48:49,461 --> 00:48:50,993 Oh! (CHUCKLES) 747 00:48:50,995 --> 00:48:53,699 What you laughing at? You're Flash Harry, right? 748 00:48:54,765 --> 00:48:57,503 Shiny on the outside, gaping hole within. 749 00:48:57,901 --> 00:49:00,971 And this one, you're a social liability. 750 00:49:00,973 --> 00:49:03,442 - (LAUGHS) - Not funny. 751 00:49:15,454 --> 00:49:17,090 Why'd you do that? 752 00:49:18,090 --> 00:49:19,993 Are you the Parent-Teacher here? 753 00:49:23,064 --> 00:49:24,832 (CHUCKLES) 754 00:49:25,600 --> 00:49:27,469 That's me. Come here. 755 00:49:45,887 --> 00:49:48,491 (WHISPERS) Would you like to take a look around? 756 00:49:55,631 --> 00:49:57,165 Piss off! 757 00:49:57,167 --> 00:49:58,603 Come on. 758 00:50:00,170 --> 00:50:02,573 You need to control your girl, Enn. 759 00:50:03,773 --> 00:50:05,541 JOHN: It sounded sort of Krautrock-y. 760 00:50:05,543 --> 00:50:06,974 DJ DES: So like Faust? 761 00:50:06,976 --> 00:50:08,209 JOHN: Similar, but more intense. 762 00:50:08,211 --> 00:50:10,013 DJ DES: Like Neu? 763 00:50:10,015 --> 00:50:12,582 No, no, no. It was like... It had choral undertones, 764 00:50:12,584 --> 00:50:14,386 like a million whales being strangled. 765 00:50:15,153 --> 00:50:16,819 - Pere Ubu? - Maybe. 766 00:50:16,821 --> 00:50:19,589 All right then. All right. Wait two minutes, 767 00:50:19,591 --> 00:50:21,825 and I swear I'm gonna find something for you. 768 00:50:21,827 --> 00:50:23,663 - All right, bless, brother. - Bless. 769 00:50:25,096 --> 00:50:27,666 JOHN: Maybe cults don't record their own music. 770 00:50:28,534 --> 00:50:31,869 Although Charlie Manson had a couple of boss tunes. 771 00:50:31,871 --> 00:50:34,175 I think she's trying to leave the cult. 772 00:50:34,740 --> 00:50:37,677 Exit. People exit cults. 773 00:50:37,945 --> 00:50:39,946 Or they're extracted by a deprogrammer. 774 00:50:40,513 --> 00:50:42,649 What, like kidnapping? 775 00:50:43,950 --> 00:50:45,685 Extraction. 776 00:50:46,821 --> 00:50:48,253 Bo-diss... 777 00:50:48,255 --> 00:50:51,224 BOADICEA: (CHUCKLES) No. Bo-di-cee-a. Boadicea. 778 00:50:51,226 --> 00:50:53,695 ZAN: Boadicea. BOADICEA: That's it. 779 00:50:53,962 --> 00:50:55,895 Haven't you heard of her? 780 00:50:55,897 --> 00:50:57,697 She was the Celtic queen 781 00:50:57,699 --> 00:51:00,069 who ran the Romans out of London. 782 00:51:01,970 --> 00:51:04,571 The first punk. 783 00:51:04,573 --> 00:51:07,110 The first punk was a she. 784 00:51:09,111 --> 00:51:10,647 What is punk, Boadicea? 785 00:51:14,717 --> 00:51:16,986 It's just the fag end of the blues, dear. 786 00:51:18,587 --> 00:51:20,255 You know, a year ago, 787 00:51:20,257 --> 00:51:22,026 I had Johnny Rotten kipping right there. 788 00:51:22,827 --> 00:51:25,160 Next time I saw him, he didn't even know me, 789 00:51:25,162 --> 00:51:26,598 the fucking Frampton. 790 00:51:26,796 --> 00:51:28,963 Siouxsie Sioux, Dee Dee Ramone, 791 00:51:28,965 --> 00:51:30,868 Ari Up from The Slits. 792 00:51:31,101 --> 00:51:33,804 I knew all of them in the day. 793 00:51:34,973 --> 00:51:37,610 Which was only a few months ago really. 794 00:51:37,843 --> 00:51:39,879 Sellouts now, of course. 795 00:51:40,279 --> 00:51:42,078 I worked with Vivienne Westwood 796 00:51:42,080 --> 00:51:45,181 till she fired me for improving on one of her gowns. 797 00:51:45,183 --> 00:51:48,088 Green is not a good color on her, let me tell you. 798 00:51:49,688 --> 00:51:52,590 Yeah, they pose as mentors, but they suck your blood 799 00:51:52,592 --> 00:51:55,496 because they know that their days are numbered. 800 00:51:57,297 --> 00:51:58,765 Hmm. 801 00:52:00,267 --> 00:52:03,605 Your skin is like milk. 802 00:52:08,741 --> 00:52:11,177 Anyway, the fucking point is to smash the oppressor, 803 00:52:11,179 --> 00:52:12,878 tell the truth, be an original, 804 00:52:12,880 --> 00:52:15,116 blah, blah, blah... I'm boring myself now. 805 00:52:15,650 --> 00:52:17,786 "Every breath is an original." 806 00:52:18,052 --> 00:52:19,755 That's a motto from my group. 807 00:52:20,322 --> 00:52:22,125 What? Are you a singer then? 808 00:52:23,658 --> 00:52:26,028 I've been many things. 809 00:52:26,729 --> 00:52:28,598 I've even been a star. 810 00:52:31,200 --> 00:52:32,669 Really? 811 00:52:33,736 --> 00:52:36,874 I once harmonized with a brown dwarf. 812 00:52:38,875 --> 00:52:41,145 A Brown Dwarf? 813 00:52:45,748 --> 00:52:48,019 Didn't they open for The Shits? 814 00:52:54,825 --> 00:52:56,227 (PUNK MUSIC PLAYING) 815 00:52:57,962 --> 00:52:59,698 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 816 00:53:03,835 --> 00:53:05,170 Fuck off! 817 00:53:08,172 --> 00:53:11,209 Quiet. Quiet down, you cruds. 818 00:53:11,211 --> 00:53:12,613 Shut it! 819 00:53:12,811 --> 00:53:16,113 Tonight, I am delighted to announce 820 00:53:16,115 --> 00:53:19,850 that The Dyschords will be welcoming a guest singer. 821 00:53:19,852 --> 00:53:21,019 (CROWD MURMURING) 822 00:53:21,021 --> 00:53:22,855 Who will be also modeling... 823 00:53:22,857 --> 00:53:25,259 - Where's Slap? - Shut your gaping gob! 824 00:53:25,660 --> 00:53:27,393 He's on probation! 825 00:53:27,395 --> 00:53:29,962 So, tonight, I introduce to you 826 00:53:29,964 --> 00:53:32,263 the erstwhile frontwoman 827 00:53:32,265 --> 00:53:35,203 for legendary American cult collective 828 00:53:35,403 --> 00:53:37,671 A Brown Dwarf. 829 00:53:37,673 --> 00:53:38,874 (CROWD SCOFFING) 830 00:53:40,675 --> 00:53:44,012 Let's make some noise for 831 00:53:44,412 --> 00:53:46,816 Zandra! 832 00:53:47,015 --> 00:53:48,218 (SCATTERED CHEERING) 833 00:53:49,017 --> 00:53:50,286 (SCATTERED APPLAUSE) 834 00:53:52,388 --> 00:53:54,288 - I don't know any songs. - You just make it up. 835 00:53:54,290 --> 00:53:56,226 Just sing about something that you know. 836 00:53:56,959 --> 00:53:58,396 Enough of this hippie shit. 837 00:53:59,262 --> 00:54:00,728 Get up there. 838 00:54:00,730 --> 00:54:03,634 All right. Zandra! 839 00:54:03,900 --> 00:54:05,902 (CROWD CHEERING) 840 00:54:12,443 --> 00:54:15,279 This is, um, this is the history of my people. 841 00:54:16,046 --> 00:54:17,148 (CROWD SNICKERING) 842 00:54:21,051 --> 00:54:26,859 (SINGING) Six is the number of the Body Celestial 843 00:54:27,425 --> 00:54:28,791 (LAUGHING) 844 00:54:28,793 --> 00:54:29,795 Shut the fuck up. 845 00:54:31,329 --> 00:54:34,669 Six are the holy names 846 00:54:35,167 --> 00:54:36,236 (CROWD GRUMBLING) 847 00:54:36,769 --> 00:54:38,303 You need to shout it a bit more. 848 00:54:38,305 --> 00:54:39,907 (DRUMMER PLAYING BEAT) 849 00:54:41,874 --> 00:54:44,945 (LOUDLY) Six are the Colonies 850 00:54:46,114 --> 00:54:51,019 And six their Parent-Teachers 851 00:54:52,920 --> 00:54:55,691 SLAP: Oi, that's my mic, you Yankee bitch! 852 00:54:55,889 --> 00:54:57,426 - Shut the fuck up, Slap! - (SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY) 853 00:54:58,427 --> 00:55:00,296 She's only a bloody tourist. 854 00:55:01,796 --> 00:55:05,233 I am not a tourist! 855 00:55:05,901 --> 00:55:08,137 (MUSIC INTENSIFYING) 856 00:55:08,903 --> 00:55:13,310 They suckled us Like babes in a crèche 857 00:55:14,109 --> 00:55:15,344 (ZAN VOCALIZING) 858 00:55:17,513 --> 00:55:19,849 Until Eating Time 859 00:55:21,518 --> 00:55:24,820 Where they tear our flesh 860 00:55:24,822 --> 00:55:28,823 They ate us alive like the Titans ate the gods 861 00:55:28,825 --> 00:55:33,095 They ate us alive like the punks ate the mods 862 00:55:33,097 --> 00:55:35,935 BOTH: Eat me alive, Mummy, Mummy! 863 00:55:36,401 --> 00:55:39,872 Eat me alive, Daddy, Daddy! 864 00:55:40,805 --> 00:55:44,175 Eat me alive, Mummy, Mummy! 865 00:55:45,109 --> 00:55:50,046 Eat me alive, Daddy, Daddy! 866 00:55:50,048 --> 00:55:51,514 Daddy, Daddy, Daddy! 867 00:55:51,516 --> 00:55:53,352 (CROWD CHEERING) 868 00:55:57,857 --> 00:55:59,894 They took their children's flesh 869 00:56:00,127 --> 00:56:01,429 Come on, you pricks! 870 00:56:01,828 --> 00:56:03,964 And wore it as a robe 871 00:56:05,098 --> 00:56:06,433 Abducted my body 872 00:56:08,901 --> 00:56:11,906 And fucked me with a probe 873 00:56:13,507 --> 00:56:15,977 Eat me alive, Mummy, Mummy 874 00:56:16,411 --> 00:56:19,281 Eat me alive, Daddy, Daddy 875 00:56:19,581 --> 00:56:20,916 I love it! I love it! 876 00:56:21,181 --> 00:56:23,919 Eat me alive, Mummy, Mummy 877 00:56:24,419 --> 00:56:27,923 Eat me alive, Daddy, Daddy 878 00:56:28,591 --> 00:56:32,060 The Sun grips the Earth Takes a bite 879 00:56:32,428 --> 00:56:35,099 Spits the Moon into the sky 880 00:56:36,132 --> 00:56:38,333 We sink our teeth into the ground 881 00:56:38,335 --> 00:56:40,067 And suck it dry 882 00:56:40,069 --> 00:56:43,540 Shit the world a fat goodbye 883 00:56:44,574 --> 00:56:48,480 But man can't live by man alone 884 00:56:48,880 --> 00:56:51,448 The fate of a cannibal people 885 00:56:52,515 --> 00:56:56,187 Is one of tooth and bone 886 00:56:57,220 --> 00:57:00,091 BOTH: Tooth and bone 887 00:57:00,558 --> 00:57:02,324 Eat me, Mummy, Mummy 888 00:57:02,326 --> 00:57:04,060 Eat me, Daddy, Daddy 889 00:57:04,062 --> 00:57:06,161 Eat me, Mummy, Mummy Eat me, Daddy, Daddy 890 00:57:06,163 --> 00:57:07,966 (ALL CHEERING) 891 00:57:08,500 --> 00:57:09,970 (PSYCHEDELIC MUSIC PLAYING) 892 00:57:27,988 --> 00:57:30,991 Tooth and bone 893 00:57:31,524 --> 00:57:36,865 Please, God, don't leave me alone 894 00:57:37,532 --> 00:57:38,634 BOTH: Hey 895 00:57:39,266 --> 00:57:40,368 Ha 896 00:57:41,001 --> 00:57:42,070 La 897 00:57:43,405 --> 00:57:47,540 I'm here I see you 898 00:57:47,542 --> 00:57:53,415 Let me inside I'll never leave you 899 00:57:53,616 --> 00:57:54,584 Hey 900 00:57:55,151 --> 00:57:56,383 Ha 901 00:57:56,385 --> 00:57:58,021 La 902 00:57:59,489 --> 00:58:01,659 Let me be your virus Let me be your virus 903 00:58:02,159 --> 00:58:06,631 Let me be your virus Let me be your virus 904 00:58:30,255 --> 00:58:32,558 And in the end 905 00:58:33,458 --> 00:58:36,696 The love you take 906 00:58:37,430 --> 00:58:41,068 Is equal to 907 00:58:41,401 --> 00:58:44,068 The love, the love, the love, the love 908 00:58:44,070 --> 00:58:46,005 The love, the love, the love, the love 909 00:58:46,007 --> 00:58:51,346 You ate 910 00:58:58,753 --> 00:59:00,622 (ZAN PANTING) 911 00:59:17,306 --> 00:59:19,109 (YELLING) 912 00:59:20,042 --> 00:59:21,445 (CROWD CHEERING) 913 00:59:27,784 --> 00:59:29,119 BOADICEA: Yes! 914 00:59:30,554 --> 00:59:32,389 Move back! Move back! Everyone, move back. 915 00:59:33,257 --> 00:59:34,326 Go back there. 916 00:59:34,625 --> 00:59:37,328 - This is a moment! - (CROWD CHEERING) 917 00:59:37,529 --> 00:59:40,132 I made this happen! 918 00:59:41,131 --> 00:59:44,132 Get Vivienne on the phone! Get her on the phone now! 919 00:59:44,134 --> 00:59:45,471 (MUSIC PLAYING) 920 00:59:47,472 --> 00:59:49,072 (CROWD CHEERING) 921 00:59:49,074 --> 00:59:50,743 - Did you see what I saw? - Yes! 922 00:59:51,409 --> 00:59:53,744 Somebody must've dosed us. 923 00:59:53,746 --> 00:59:56,215 - (MUSIC PLAYING) - (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 924 01:00:12,433 --> 01:00:14,233 - How did we know what to sing? - (CHUCKLES) 925 01:00:14,235 --> 01:00:16,134 Something mad about an Eating Time. 926 01:00:16,136 --> 01:00:18,436 But that's real. That's the end of our journey. 927 01:00:18,438 --> 01:00:20,574 - How did you know about that? - I don't know. 928 01:00:20,775 --> 01:00:23,146 What do you mean by "the end of our journey"? 929 01:00:24,445 --> 01:00:27,315 Tomorrow we Exit, which is followed by the Eating. 930 01:00:28,383 --> 01:00:30,253 What is the Eating? 931 01:00:31,186 --> 01:00:32,785 The Parent-Teachers eat their children. 932 01:00:32,787 --> 01:00:34,522 I don't know, it's supposed to feel good. 933 01:00:34,524 --> 01:00:36,592 It's how we sustain the species. 934 01:00:38,328 --> 01:00:39,527 What? 935 01:00:39,529 --> 01:00:41,065 (LAUGHING) 936 01:00:43,165 --> 01:00:44,667 Stay here! 937 01:00:45,335 --> 01:00:46,538 Don't move! 938 01:00:49,439 --> 01:00:51,275 (CROWD SHOUTING) 939 01:00:51,809 --> 01:00:52,776 John! 940 01:00:53,644 --> 01:00:55,346 I think they're planning a mass suicide. 941 01:00:55,679 --> 01:00:58,915 Amazing. The time is now, comrade. 942 01:00:58,917 --> 01:01:00,486 Do what must be done. 943 01:01:01,453 --> 01:01:03,322 DJ DES: John, I found some Krautrock. 944 01:01:03,821 --> 01:01:05,690 - (KRAUTROCK MUSIC PLAYING) - (CROWD CHEERING) 945 01:01:07,458 --> 01:01:09,159 (JOHN LAUGHING) 946 01:01:09,161 --> 01:01:10,593 Do you hear that? 947 01:01:10,595 --> 01:01:11,162 This was what I was talking to you about! 948 01:01:11,630 --> 01:01:13,732 (SPINNING JENNY LAUGHING) 949 01:01:22,442 --> 01:01:24,779 (SPINNING JENNY MOANING) 950 01:01:31,484 --> 01:01:33,387 (BONES CRACKING) 951 01:01:38,860 --> 01:01:41,230 (MOANING CONTINUES) 952 01:01:48,671 --> 01:01:50,640 (SPINNING JENNY SQUEALING) 953 01:01:53,943 --> 01:01:56,745 (SPINNING JENNY MOANING LOUDLY) 954 01:01:57,781 --> 01:02:00,514 That was amazing, Zan. 955 01:02:00,516 --> 01:02:02,650 Where did you learn that song? 956 01:02:02,652 --> 01:02:04,485 Something happened to you on that stage. 957 01:02:04,487 --> 01:02:06,820 Something that has never happened before. 958 01:02:06,822 --> 01:02:08,422 Does Waldo know you're here? 959 01:02:08,424 --> 01:02:10,593 You've been shunned. 960 01:02:10,595 --> 01:02:11,993 - (WAINSWAIN LAUGHS) - What does that mean? 961 01:02:11,995 --> 01:02:13,729 Zan, what you sang about the Eating, 962 01:02:13,731 --> 01:02:15,830 you made it sound frightening. 963 01:02:15,832 --> 01:02:17,168 PT WAIN: Wainswain! 964 01:02:17,834 --> 01:02:19,334 Multiple violations! 965 01:02:19,336 --> 01:02:21,238 (SPINNING JENNY MOANING LOUDLY) 966 01:02:27,980 --> 01:02:32,251 Unauthorized manual permeation? 967 01:02:32,984 --> 01:02:35,788 (SPINNING JENNY GASPING) 968 01:02:36,456 --> 01:02:39,258 Bad Stellas. 969 01:02:41,327 --> 01:02:43,260 (EXHALES) 970 01:02:43,262 --> 01:02:47,434 Oh, the things I'm going to do to you for this. 971 01:02:48,736 --> 01:02:50,902 You're in extreme danger of being left behind. 972 01:02:50,904 --> 01:02:52,440 We have to leave now. 973 01:02:52,873 --> 01:02:54,576 I feel alive. 974 01:02:55,341 --> 01:02:56,544 I feel opened. 975 01:02:57,579 --> 01:02:58,546 Zan. 976 01:02:59,713 --> 01:03:01,282 - Get away from her! - Leave him alone! 977 01:03:02,284 --> 01:03:05,287 Everyone just leave everyone alone! 978 01:03:05,586 --> 01:03:07,222 (ZAN SCREAMING) 979 01:03:08,289 --> 01:03:09,825 (PUNK MUSIC PLAYING) 980 01:03:24,641 --> 01:03:26,711 (CROWD SINGING ALONG) 981 01:03:35,620 --> 01:03:37,388 (CHEERING) 982 01:03:45,396 --> 01:03:46,599 (VOMITS) 983 01:03:47,065 --> 01:03:48,634 CROWD: Ugh! 984 01:03:50,668 --> 01:03:51,937 (LAUGHING) 985 01:04:00,080 --> 01:04:01,282 Enn? 986 01:04:02,414 --> 01:04:03,483 Enn. 987 01:04:07,019 --> 01:04:08,421 Enn! 988 01:04:11,025 --> 01:04:13,561 (ZAN PANTING) 989 01:04:28,110 --> 01:04:30,979 Congratulations are in order, my dear. 990 01:04:34,716 --> 01:04:36,852 You are with child. 991 01:04:55,738 --> 01:04:57,609 (ZAN BREATH SHAKILY) 992 01:05:06,084 --> 01:05:07,486 (SPLASHES) 993 01:05:15,427 --> 01:05:16,429 Fuck! 994 01:05:33,914 --> 01:05:36,851 (EERIE MUSIC PLAYING) 995 01:05:57,039 --> 01:05:58,773 PT WAIN: She's a menace. 996 01:05:58,775 --> 01:06:00,875 I move for the immediate eradication 997 01:06:00,877 --> 01:06:02,009 of the deviant child. 998 01:06:02,011 --> 01:06:02,878 - No! - I call a vote. 999 01:06:03,645 --> 01:06:05,081 PT BOB: We don't have a quorum to vote. 1000 01:06:05,815 --> 01:06:07,083 Where is Stella? 1001 01:06:08,016 --> 01:06:11,088 - Welcome, Stella. - Thank you, Stella. 1002 01:06:13,090 --> 01:06:15,959 You know, Daddy doesn't get out very much. 1003 01:06:16,494 --> 01:06:18,963 Only for special occasions. 1004 01:06:19,162 --> 01:06:21,931 PT STELLA: Stella, you know there are consequences 1005 01:06:21,933 --> 01:06:25,235 when you interact with locals without permission 1006 01:06:25,237 --> 01:06:28,270 and it can't wait until after Exit. 1007 01:06:28,272 --> 01:06:30,975 Will it feel like the supernova manifestation? 1008 01:06:31,842 --> 01:06:34,845 Stella, will you do the honors? 1009 01:06:34,847 --> 01:06:36,850 Certainly, Stella. 1010 01:06:39,117 --> 01:06:41,251 (EERIE MUSIC PLAYING) 1011 01:06:41,253 --> 01:06:43,789 - (JAW CRACKING) - (MALE STELLA GROANING) 1012 01:06:45,125 --> 01:06:46,828 (STELLAS GASPING) 1013 01:06:48,962 --> 01:06:50,728 (GROANING) 1014 01:06:50,730 --> 01:06:53,031 Isn't that the most beautiful thing you've ever seen? 1015 01:06:53,033 --> 01:06:54,833 - (MALE STELLA MUMBLING) - Come. 1016 01:06:54,835 --> 01:06:56,301 Come, my pretty. 1017 01:06:56,303 --> 01:06:58,574 In you go. 1018 01:06:59,673 --> 01:07:00,708 No... 1019 01:07:01,008 --> 01:07:03,242 - No, I... - (MALE STELLA PROTESTING) 1020 01:07:03,244 --> 01:07:04,876 I don't wanna go. 1021 01:07:04,878 --> 01:07:07,313 No! No! (SCREAMING) 1022 01:07:07,315 --> 01:07:09,886 - (BONE CRACKING) - (ALL SCREAMING) 1023 01:07:18,761 --> 01:07:19,762 Enn! 1024 01:07:20,261 --> 01:07:21,764 (SCREAMING CONTINUES) 1025 01:07:26,335 --> 01:07:28,605 (GASPING) 1026 01:07:29,039 --> 01:07:31,542 (PANTING) 1027 01:07:38,281 --> 01:07:39,984 (COUGHING) 1028 01:07:59,771 --> 01:08:01,574 JOHN: The Kronos Syndrome. 1029 01:08:03,108 --> 01:08:04,110 Who? 1030 01:08:04,309 --> 01:08:06,343 Cannibal incest, comrades. 1031 01:08:06,345 --> 01:08:08,312 This is a higher level of cult. 1032 01:08:08,314 --> 01:08:09,848 We need to get the authorities involved. 1033 01:08:09,850 --> 01:08:11,849 No. It'll be a bloodbath. 1034 01:08:11,851 --> 01:08:13,117 (SCOFFS) Fine by me. 1035 01:08:13,119 --> 01:08:14,886 Kill em all. Let Satan sort 'em out. 1036 01:08:14,888 --> 01:08:16,854 Look, I don't know happened to you in there, Vic, 1037 01:08:16,856 --> 01:08:19,793 but if they took your balls too, you can leave now. 1038 01:08:22,863 --> 01:08:24,262 I've got my balls. 1039 01:08:24,264 --> 01:08:25,832 How did you find out all this info again? 1040 01:08:25,834 --> 01:08:28,200 I saw it through their fucking window! 1041 01:08:28,202 --> 01:08:30,305 Now, are you lot with me? 1042 01:08:30,772 --> 01:08:32,073 Yeah, course we are, Enn. 1043 01:08:34,076 --> 01:08:35,178 VIC: Yeah, mate. 1044 01:08:35,411 --> 01:08:36,613 Right. 1045 01:08:38,113 --> 01:08:39,315 We'll need backup. 1046 01:08:40,049 --> 01:08:41,815 (BOTH LAUGHING) 1047 01:08:41,817 --> 01:08:43,185 ENN: It's not a joke. 1048 01:08:43,419 --> 01:08:46,121 She's part of an American cannibalistic cult. 1049 01:08:46,123 --> 01:08:49,223 - (CONTINUE LAUGHING) - They eat their young. 1050 01:08:49,225 --> 01:08:53,260 Enn, all species eat their young. 1051 01:08:53,262 --> 01:08:54,996 - Boadicea, I need your help. - (BOADICEA LAUGHS) 1052 01:08:54,998 --> 01:08:56,697 - Fuck off. - ENN: I can't do this... 1053 01:08:56,699 --> 01:08:57,902 Come here. Come here. 1054 01:09:03,040 --> 01:09:05,811 - (GLASS SHATTERS) - Your skin... 1055 01:09:06,143 --> 01:09:09,882 Yes, your skin is like cheese. (SNIFFS) 1056 01:09:10,281 --> 01:09:12,284 BOADICEA: (WHISPERS) Like a fine Stilton. 1057 01:09:13,785 --> 01:09:16,052 - What, do I repel you? - No, but... 1058 01:09:16,054 --> 01:09:18,454 When I was your age, I was pretty. 1059 01:09:18,456 --> 01:09:21,225 - Zan needs your help, and I... - Let me tell you something. 1060 01:09:21,227 --> 01:09:26,099 I have had 12 abortions and nothing to show for it. 1061 01:09:26,465 --> 01:09:29,933 How did I end up in this fucking Croydon 1062 01:09:29,935 --> 01:09:31,869 at the fag-end of my fertility! 1063 01:09:31,871 --> 01:09:35,007 But you're the closest thing to a mum that Zan's ever had. 1064 01:09:35,009 --> 01:09:36,677 - (BOADICEA SCREAMS) - You chose her. 1065 01:09:39,046 --> 01:09:40,682 She was chosen. 1066 01:10:24,929 --> 01:10:26,998 PT WALDO: It's hard to be a parent. 1067 01:10:29,166 --> 01:10:32,136 You must relinquish all other attachments. 1068 01:10:32,370 --> 01:10:35,074 You will raise them, teach them, 1069 01:10:36,908 --> 01:10:38,711 and then you will let them go. 1070 01:10:40,945 --> 01:10:42,880 I wish to stay. 1071 01:10:42,882 --> 01:10:45,886 I'm not sure they could be born here. 1072 01:10:47,020 --> 01:10:48,955 We are made of different stuff. 1073 01:10:50,824 --> 01:10:54,762 Zan, listen carefully. 1074 01:10:54,960 --> 01:10:57,031 Our people are dying. 1075 01:10:58,299 --> 01:11:02,838 We give birth to fewer and fewer each cycle. 1076 01:11:03,571 --> 01:11:07,273 But your children are a sign 1077 01:11:07,275 --> 01:11:09,879 that there's a different way for our people. 1078 01:11:12,413 --> 01:11:14,247 What way? 1079 01:11:14,249 --> 01:11:16,283 I have a plan. We must play along 1080 01:11:16,285 --> 01:11:18,121 - until I can implement it. - (DOORBELL RINGING) 1081 01:11:19,321 --> 01:11:20,924 (SIGHS) 1082 01:11:24,127 --> 01:11:25,062 Yes? 1083 01:11:25,528 --> 01:11:27,027 Asbestos check. 1084 01:11:27,029 --> 01:11:28,498 The hidden killer in your home. 1085 01:11:30,399 --> 01:11:31,933 This is not our home. 1086 01:11:31,935 --> 01:11:34,303 Mandatory check. Government regulations. 1087 01:11:34,305 --> 01:11:35,507 Won't take a minute. 1088 01:11:37,007 --> 01:11:38,109 (ENN SHUSHES) 1089 01:11:38,475 --> 01:11:40,309 Do you have identification? 1090 01:11:40,311 --> 01:11:41,846 SPINNING JENNY: Certainly. 1091 01:11:44,080 --> 01:11:45,414 (GROANS) 1092 01:11:45,416 --> 01:11:46,185 We're in! 1093 01:11:47,451 --> 01:11:49,989 - (ALL YELLING) - (PUNK MUSIC PLAYING) 1094 01:11:57,229 --> 01:11:58,494 Perimeter breach! 1095 01:11:58,496 --> 01:11:59,532 (ULULATING) 1096 01:12:03,035 --> 01:12:05,372 (YELLING STOPS) 1097 01:12:16,649 --> 01:12:18,185 (GROANS) 1098 01:12:22,556 --> 01:12:24,492 (ALL GROANING) 1099 01:12:25,392 --> 01:12:26,959 Onward! 1100 01:12:26,961 --> 01:12:28,597 (PUNKS YELLING) 1101 01:12:29,931 --> 01:12:31,496 - Let's split up. - Oh, I don't know... 1102 01:12:31,498 --> 01:12:33,000 No. We'll find her faster that way. 1103 01:12:33,002 --> 01:12:34,971 - Shout if you see her. - Fuck. 1104 01:12:39,008 --> 01:12:40,940 - What the fuck? - Keep looking. 1105 01:12:40,942 --> 01:12:41,945 Oh, shit. 1106 01:12:42,177 --> 01:12:43,409 - Any luck? - Nothing. 1107 01:12:43,411 --> 01:12:45,415 - No. Can't find her. - Bollocks. 1108 01:12:48,018 --> 01:12:49,449 - (BLUE COLONY SCREECHING) - Oh, shit! 1109 01:12:49,451 --> 01:12:52,388 - (PUNKS GROANING) - (SCREECHING CONTINUES) 1110 01:12:58,395 --> 01:12:59,630 (BANGING ON DOOR) 1111 01:13:01,999 --> 01:13:03,265 - Zan! - (GASPS) 1112 01:13:03,267 --> 01:13:04,566 - You must stay quiet. - ENN: Zan! 1113 01:13:04,568 --> 01:13:05,904 If they find us, they will kill us all. 1114 01:13:06,536 --> 01:13:08,203 Enn would never let that happen. 1115 01:13:08,205 --> 01:13:10,643 - (BLUE COLONY SCREECHING) - (PUNKS GROANING) 1116 01:13:11,643 --> 01:13:13,410 (PUNK MUSIC PLAYING) 1117 01:13:13,412 --> 01:13:15,445 Good thing you can just swallow us up. 1118 01:13:15,447 --> 01:13:17,981 You sprang from our loins. 1119 01:13:17,983 --> 01:13:20,549 We are England! 1120 01:13:20,551 --> 01:13:22,154 (ALL YELLING) 1121 01:13:32,030 --> 01:13:35,136 Oi, them's the ones what stole my arse-cherry! 1122 01:13:35,636 --> 01:13:37,301 I was saving that. 1123 01:13:37,303 --> 01:13:38,940 Oh, really? 1124 01:13:42,041 --> 01:13:43,277 BLOND STELLA: Victor. 1125 01:13:44,044 --> 01:13:46,079 BOTH: We've been waiting for you. 1126 01:13:46,081 --> 01:13:48,050 (PUNK MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING) 1127 01:14:00,696 --> 01:14:02,666 (MUSIC STOPS) 1128 01:14:04,567 --> 01:14:06,603 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 1129 01:14:24,321 --> 01:14:26,725 (BREATHING SHAKILY) 1130 01:14:36,235 --> 01:14:37,503 Gotcha. 1131 01:14:38,771 --> 01:14:41,574 (LAUGHING) 1132 01:14:43,075 --> 01:14:45,212 What, you cannot be ridden? 1133 01:14:46,513 --> 01:14:49,249 I gave that up ages ago, dear. 1134 01:14:50,383 --> 01:14:52,685 Herpes and sprogs. (CHUCKLES) 1135 01:14:53,252 --> 01:14:54,752 - Sprogs? - Kids. 1136 01:14:54,754 --> 01:14:55,756 (GASPS) 1137 01:14:56,355 --> 01:14:58,726 Sex is over. Haven't you heard? 1138 01:15:00,060 --> 01:15:01,628 Tear it all down. 1139 01:15:03,396 --> 01:15:05,500 Evolve or die, love. 1140 01:15:07,234 --> 01:15:11,240 Evolve or die. 1141 01:15:21,284 --> 01:15:22,686 It's been a long day. 1142 01:15:23,486 --> 01:15:24,688 Drink? 1143 01:15:30,358 --> 01:15:31,660 If I could do something with you, 1144 01:15:36,433 --> 01:15:38,536 you might have a future. 1145 01:15:40,103 --> 01:15:41,570 Tea break! 1146 01:15:41,572 --> 01:15:44,175 (PUNKS CHEERING) 1147 01:15:45,175 --> 01:15:47,245 Fucking fancy, comrades. 1148 01:15:47,845 --> 01:15:50,281 PT FIRST: The outcome of this assault is in doubt. 1149 01:15:50,814 --> 01:15:54,383 Zan must be dealt with, without delay. 1150 01:15:54,385 --> 01:15:55,651 Come, my dear. 1151 01:15:55,653 --> 01:15:57,123 You will harm no child of mine. 1152 01:15:58,123 --> 01:16:00,426 You're not permitted to touch me. 1153 01:16:01,292 --> 01:16:02,658 I created you. 1154 01:16:02,660 --> 01:16:04,831 Well, you curated us really. 1155 01:16:05,463 --> 01:16:08,735 And now I will save us all. 1156 01:16:13,740 --> 01:16:16,477 CELIA: Fourth Colony manifests... 1157 01:16:16,709 --> 01:16:18,712 FOURTH COLONISTS: Individuality! 1158 01:16:23,884 --> 01:16:25,286 ENN: Zan! 1159 01:16:27,687 --> 01:16:29,288 PT STELLA: We feast... 1160 01:16:29,290 --> 01:16:32,662 (SIGHS) We feast a lot on children. 1161 01:16:33,495 --> 01:16:35,661 (CLICKS TONGUE) And it fills me up... 1162 01:16:35,663 --> 01:16:37,897 It fills me up good and proper, 1163 01:16:37,899 --> 01:16:39,701 but then I get lonely after that. 1164 01:16:39,902 --> 01:16:41,601 What's going on? 1165 01:16:41,603 --> 01:16:44,571 I feel deeply, deep hole, deep hole inside... 1166 01:16:44,573 --> 01:16:46,339 What's going on? 1167 01:16:46,341 --> 01:16:47,441 What is going on? 1168 01:16:47,443 --> 01:16:48,579 ENN: Where the hell is Zan? 1169 01:16:48,912 --> 01:16:51,344 I don't know. Uh, try through there. 1170 01:16:51,346 --> 01:16:52,648 BOADICEA: Try through there. 1171 01:16:53,382 --> 01:16:54,550 Whoa! 1172 01:16:54,917 --> 01:16:57,654 (CHOKING) 1173 01:16:58,189 --> 01:16:59,356 Zan! 1174 01:16:59,623 --> 01:17:00,625 Enn! 1175 01:17:02,359 --> 01:17:04,495 (GASPS) I call a General Synod. 1176 01:17:05,930 --> 01:17:08,800 I have that right, once an eon. 1177 01:17:10,267 --> 01:17:11,736 (PT WALDO BREATHES HEAVILY) 1178 01:17:13,638 --> 01:17:16,208 Prepare for Wide-Radius Counterruption. 1179 01:17:19,376 --> 01:17:21,615 (HIGH-PITCH FREQUENCY WHINING) 1180 01:17:23,215 --> 01:17:25,285 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 1181 01:17:26,818 --> 01:17:28,821 (WHINING STOPS) 1182 01:17:29,755 --> 01:17:30,757 Ugh. 1183 01:17:35,662 --> 01:17:36,931 (EXHALES) 1184 01:17:43,703 --> 01:17:45,438 Waldo? You dare call a Synod. 1185 01:17:45,440 --> 01:17:48,407 Oh, Wain, why do you always have to shout? 1186 01:17:48,409 --> 01:17:49,875 PT, you are compromised. 1187 01:17:49,877 --> 01:17:52,745 Ooh. Level One Violation! (BLOWS RASPBERRY) 1188 01:17:52,747 --> 01:17:53,916 (GLASS SHATTERS) 1189 01:17:54,983 --> 01:17:57,453 PT First, the humans are neutralized. I recomm... 1190 01:18:00,455 --> 01:18:01,857 I told you he was different. 1191 01:18:03,726 --> 01:18:04,858 I'm an artist. 1192 01:18:04,860 --> 01:18:06,025 Brothers and sisters, I move 1193 01:18:06,027 --> 01:18:07,827 to amend the Celestial Charter. 1194 01:18:07,829 --> 01:18:10,534 I propose the elimination of the Eating. 1195 01:18:10,733 --> 01:18:12,833 (ALL MURMURING) 1196 01:18:12,835 --> 01:18:14,269 PT WAIN: Don't be ridiculous! 1197 01:18:14,271 --> 01:18:15,703 The Eating is what keeps us alive. 1198 01:18:15,705 --> 01:18:17,372 What about the children? 1199 01:18:17,374 --> 01:18:18,739 PT WAIN: Their experiences will go to waste. 1200 01:18:18,741 --> 01:18:20,776 They will live out their natural cycles 1201 01:18:20,778 --> 01:18:22,945 nourished by their own experiences. 1202 01:18:22,947 --> 01:18:24,879 What, and they all get to breed? 1203 01:18:24,881 --> 01:18:26,749 Where does it end? Factionalism? 1204 01:18:26,751 --> 01:18:28,417 War? Environmental collapse? 1205 01:18:28,419 --> 01:18:30,555 The answer is yes. 1206 01:18:31,755 --> 01:18:35,491 Each of your peoples met apocalypse. 1207 01:18:35,493 --> 01:18:37,229 Have you forgotten? 1208 01:18:39,363 --> 01:18:40,796 Each of you were convinced 1209 01:18:40,798 --> 01:18:43,465 you were the only species in the universe. 1210 01:18:43,467 --> 01:18:45,568 Maddened by the arrogance of solitude, 1211 01:18:45,570 --> 01:18:47,837 you gorged on your worlds' resources. 1212 01:18:47,839 --> 01:18:51,776 You grew fat as your planets shriveled. 1213 01:18:51,778 --> 01:18:53,379 You eat when you're lonely. 1214 01:18:54,981 --> 01:18:57,352 And now, our numbers dwindle, 1215 01:18:57,851 --> 01:18:59,518 for holy attrition 1216 01:18:59,520 --> 01:19:01,723 was always at the secret heart of my design. 1217 01:19:02,923 --> 01:19:04,855 We shall diminish. 1218 01:19:04,857 --> 01:19:10,562 And we shall do it with grace and compassion. 1219 01:19:10,564 --> 01:19:12,597 The parents will consume the children, 1220 01:19:12,599 --> 01:19:14,902 and then I will consume the parents, 1221 01:19:15,402 --> 01:19:17,637 until at last 1222 01:19:17,639 --> 01:19:19,775 I, alone, will turn upon myself 1223 01:19:20,775 --> 01:19:22,479 and eat. 1224 01:19:23,479 --> 01:19:26,516 No more knowledge in the meat to distract us. 1225 01:19:26,948 --> 01:19:30,353 Only the freedom of silence. 1226 01:19:31,052 --> 01:19:37,962 And the universe breathes a sigh of perfect relief. 1227 01:19:39,562 --> 01:19:41,032 ENN: Bollocks! 1228 01:19:42,099 --> 01:19:44,399 I don't know what the bloody hell you're on about 1229 01:19:44,401 --> 01:19:46,868 with your Swedish suicide complex, 1230 01:19:46,870 --> 01:19:49,404 but you can't just come down here and insult us. 1231 01:19:49,406 --> 01:19:50,605 - Silence! - Now we may have 1232 01:19:50,607 --> 01:19:51,940 cocked this planet up royally, 1233 01:19:51,942 --> 01:19:54,609 but at least we're fucking alive. 1234 01:19:54,611 --> 01:19:57,446 We like to eat, we like to shit, we like to dance. 1235 01:19:57,448 --> 01:19:58,718 We like to fall in love. 1236 01:19:59,084 --> 01:20:02,118 And we try and fix what our parents fucked up. 1237 01:20:02,120 --> 01:20:03,986 But you! 1238 01:20:03,988 --> 01:20:06,455 What kind of parents are you? 1239 01:20:06,457 --> 01:20:09,093 I mean, even the most pathetic poser of a punk, 1240 01:20:09,095 --> 01:20:10,828 who'll end his days wanking 1241 01:20:10,830 --> 01:20:12,864 on the wall of his padded tree house, 1242 01:20:12,866 --> 01:20:14,132 at least he had a dad 1243 01:20:14,134 --> 01:20:15,900 who'd rather leave him in a ditch 1244 01:20:15,902 --> 01:20:18,605 than stick around and eat him alive! 1245 01:20:24,744 --> 01:20:26,178 PT WAIN: Enough of this. 1246 01:20:26,180 --> 01:20:29,080 Let us proceed to the gratuitous vote. 1247 01:20:29,082 --> 01:20:31,818 All those in favor of retaining the Eating? 1248 01:20:35,690 --> 01:20:36,524 Bob? 1249 01:20:38,427 --> 01:20:40,492 - I vote to abolish. - (PT WAIN SCOFFS) 1250 01:20:40,494 --> 01:20:42,429 - Predictable. - Fuck you, Wain. 1251 01:20:42,431 --> 01:20:43,729 Fuck you for millennia. 1252 01:20:43,731 --> 01:20:45,601 - Stella? - What? 1253 01:20:45,901 --> 01:20:48,704 Do you vote to retain the sacred ritual? 1254 01:20:54,477 --> 01:20:55,943 Yeah, what the hell. 1255 01:20:55,945 --> 01:20:58,716 The little shits taste staler every cycle. 1256 01:20:59,183 --> 01:21:00,882 (SIGHS) 1257 01:21:00,884 --> 01:21:02,019 I vote to abolish. 1258 01:21:04,188 --> 01:21:05,990 Evolve or die. 1259 01:21:06,189 --> 01:21:08,857 That is nonetheless a deadlock. 1260 01:21:08,859 --> 01:21:11,063 - No change is possible. - There is one more vote. 1261 01:21:13,631 --> 01:21:16,866 Zan is a mother with children growing within. 1262 01:21:16,868 --> 01:21:19,035 That qualifies her as a Parent-Teacher. 1263 01:21:19,037 --> 01:21:21,839 She is entitled to full voting powers. 1264 01:21:21,841 --> 01:21:24,910 PT WAIN: Uh-uh. Contamination is not conception. 1265 01:21:25,543 --> 01:21:27,777 PT First, I beg you to adjudicate. 1266 01:21:27,779 --> 01:21:29,548 You're pregnant? 1267 01:21:29,949 --> 01:21:32,186 - PT WAIN: PT First. - But... 1268 01:21:33,820 --> 01:21:35,688 They're ours. 1269 01:21:36,956 --> 01:21:38,825 PT FIRST: Waldo's logic is sound. 1270 01:21:39,226 --> 01:21:42,096 Zan's would be the deciding vote. 1271 01:21:42,628 --> 01:21:45,833 But to cast her vote, she must give birth. 1272 01:21:46,233 --> 01:21:49,070 To give birth, she must Exit. 1273 01:21:49,937 --> 01:21:54,038 Her brood cannot be born in this manifestation. 1274 01:21:54,040 --> 01:21:59,612 Zan, your decision is between this world and our own. 1275 01:21:59,614 --> 01:22:02,852 But if you Exit, you cannot return. 1276 01:22:04,118 --> 01:22:05,921 You must choose. 1277 01:22:07,055 --> 01:22:09,193 (CRYING) 1278 01:22:19,868 --> 01:22:20,939 Stop her! 1279 01:22:22,573 --> 01:22:23,872 Stop him! 1280 01:22:23,874 --> 01:22:25,143 ENN: Get off me! 1281 01:22:25,875 --> 01:22:27,579 - PT First... - Shut up, Wain. 1282 01:22:27,878 --> 01:22:29,010 Zan will either become 1283 01:22:29,012 --> 01:22:31,149 a Parent-Teacher or she will not. 1284 01:22:31,582 --> 01:22:32,985 Release him. 1285 01:22:36,288 --> 01:22:39,491 We Exit in three hours. 1286 01:22:39,891 --> 01:22:41,759 Make your preparations. 1287 01:22:44,596 --> 01:22:46,864 John! 1288 01:22:46,866 --> 01:22:48,899 John! 1289 01:22:48,901 --> 01:22:51,571 John, mate! John! John! 1290 01:22:58,845 --> 01:23:00,181 Zan! 1291 01:24:20,834 --> 01:24:22,804 It's a good world. 1292 01:24:26,874 --> 01:24:30,144 I thought it would be bigger, 1293 01:24:31,010 --> 01:24:33,282 and cleaner, 1294 01:24:35,215 --> 01:24:38,853 and more colorful somehow. 1295 01:24:43,358 --> 01:24:47,163 But still... It's a jewel. 1296 01:24:49,164 --> 01:24:50,734 ENN: Then stay. 1297 01:24:56,038 --> 01:24:58,108 I could be their father. 1298 01:25:00,877 --> 01:25:02,413 I could. 1299 01:25:04,114 --> 01:25:06,717 I don't think that they could be born here. 1300 01:25:13,790 --> 01:25:16,828 My brothers and sisters will die, 1301 01:25:17,328 --> 01:25:19,798 and I can stop it. 1302 01:25:21,433 --> 01:25:24,070 Maybe I can stop it forever. 1303 01:25:42,421 --> 01:25:49,264 Spirit, mind, voice, will, sex, strength. 1304 01:25:49,797 --> 01:25:51,900 - Six colonies... - Seven. 1305 01:25:53,501 --> 01:25:55,235 Is that my ring? 1306 01:26:03,378 --> 01:26:05,114 It's the heart. 1307 01:26:06,515 --> 01:26:08,250 The interchange. 1308 01:26:09,785 --> 01:26:11,821 The way in and the way out 1309 01:26:13,089 --> 01:26:15,258 to what is beyond. 1310 01:26:18,393 --> 01:26:19,964 Love. 1311 01:26:21,999 --> 01:26:23,401 (TINKLING) 1312 01:26:25,935 --> 01:26:27,839 I can hear them. 1313 01:26:30,541 --> 01:26:33,145 Our children are singing. 1314 01:26:36,014 --> 01:26:37,983 Don't go. 1315 01:27:17,591 --> 01:27:19,193 (ZAN BREATHING HEAVILY) 1316 01:27:52,562 --> 01:27:55,299 - No! What are you doing? - (GASPS) 1317 01:27:57,568 --> 01:27:59,071 No, no, no... 1318 01:27:59,638 --> 01:28:01,040 (SHUSHING) 1319 01:28:09,581 --> 01:28:11,383 (SIGHS) 1320 01:28:15,220 --> 01:28:17,089 (CRYING) 1321 01:28:23,963 --> 01:28:26,234 I love you. 1322 01:28:31,940 --> 01:28:33,342 (GRUNTS) 1323 01:28:34,074 --> 01:28:35,142 No! 1324 01:28:35,944 --> 01:28:37,879 (ENN GASPS) 1325 01:28:38,946 --> 01:28:41,650 (SOBBING) 1326 01:28:49,023 --> 01:28:50,293 No! 1327 01:28:51,694 --> 01:28:53,428 No, no, no! 1328 01:29:55,195 --> 01:29:58,367 (ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING) 1329 01:30:34,504 --> 01:30:35,773 JOHN: So, Enn. 1330 01:30:36,374 --> 01:30:38,343 What do you think happened to your lady? 1331 01:30:40,343 --> 01:30:42,646 She must've gone on with the others. 1332 01:30:46,117 --> 01:30:48,153 They didn't even say goodbye. 1333 01:30:52,291 --> 01:30:54,127 She'll be all right, mate. 1334 01:30:54,692 --> 01:30:56,429 She's a tough one. 1335 01:30:58,430 --> 01:31:02,165 Well, look, let us not forget the day. 1336 01:31:02,167 --> 01:31:03,800 - What? - Tonight, I take 1337 01:31:03,802 --> 01:31:06,103 Tracey the Magnanimous to the pictures. 1338 01:31:06,105 --> 01:31:07,673 So I'm turning to you now, 1339 01:31:07,675 --> 01:31:10,442 as you're both men of fashion and adventure. 1340 01:31:10,444 --> 01:31:12,147 Lay it on me. 1341 01:31:17,685 --> 01:31:20,456 You got to forget everything you think you know. 1342 01:31:24,392 --> 01:31:26,559 Just accept that you are nothing 1343 01:31:26,561 --> 01:31:29,465 but a worthless initiate at her altar. 1344 01:31:31,567 --> 01:31:33,537 That's how you build trust. 1345 01:31:35,737 --> 01:31:37,073 Right. 1346 01:31:41,344 --> 01:31:42,779 No great secret. 1347 01:31:43,746 --> 01:31:46,514 Just remember that you're you 1348 01:31:46,516 --> 01:31:48,717 and she's her. 1349 01:31:48,719 --> 01:31:50,822 And together, 1350 01:31:52,221 --> 01:31:55,358 that'll be another thing. 1351 01:31:59,329 --> 01:32:01,766 Fat lot of good yous pair were. (SCOFFS) 1352 01:32:06,570 --> 01:32:08,475 It's all right, mate. 1353 01:32:08,740 --> 01:32:10,509 (GRUNTS) 1354 01:32:11,377 --> 01:32:13,379 - (BELL DINGS) - (JOHN SIGHS) 1355 01:32:14,646 --> 01:32:16,513 JOHN: All right then. 1356 01:32:16,515 --> 01:32:18,618 Ride on, you rotter. 1357 01:32:25,258 --> 01:32:29,130 (MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING) 1358 01:33:33,331 --> 01:33:36,202 - (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) - (FOLK MUSIC PLAYING) 1359 01:33:43,577 --> 01:33:45,309 ENN: Hiya. EMILY: Hi. 1360 01:33:45,311 --> 01:33:46,577 ENN: How's it going? EMILY: Very well, thank you. 1361 01:33:46,579 --> 01:33:48,312 ENN: Thanks so much for coming out. 1362 01:33:48,314 --> 01:33:50,814 - EMILY: I adore your work. - Thank you very much. 1363 01:33:50,816 --> 01:33:52,651 - What's your name? - Emily. 1364 01:33:52,653 --> 01:33:55,621 - Where have you come from? - EMILY: Um, East Sussex. 1365 01:33:55,623 --> 01:33:57,422 ENN: Thanks for making that journey. 1366 01:33:57,424 --> 01:33:59,591 - (EMILY CHUCKLES) - Lovely to meet you. 1367 01:33:59,593 --> 01:34:01,926 - Thank you, Tom, keep writing. - TOM: Thank you. 1368 01:34:01,928 --> 01:34:04,630 Cheers. See you later. See you guys. 1369 01:34:04,632 --> 01:34:06,866 Hello, how are you? 1370 01:34:06,868 --> 01:34:08,435 SIOUXSIE: Very well, thank you. 1371 01:34:08,437 --> 01:34:10,804 - What's your name? - It's for all of us. 1372 01:34:10,806 --> 01:34:12,605 DEE DEE: We can only afford one copy. 1373 01:34:12,607 --> 01:34:14,409 ARI UP: We've just moved here. 1374 01:34:15,044 --> 01:34:17,743 Okay, well, I can make it out to all of you. 1375 01:34:17,745 --> 01:34:18,944 What are your names. 1376 01:34:18,946 --> 01:34:20,584 Siouxsie. With an "X." 1377 01:34:20,884 --> 01:34:22,382 (CHUCKLES) 1378 01:34:22,384 --> 01:34:24,621 - Dee Dee. - (CHUCKLES) 1379 01:34:25,354 --> 01:34:26,624 Ari Up. 1380 01:34:30,059 --> 01:34:31,261 Jonesy. 1381 01:34:36,533 --> 01:34:38,269 Enn. 1382 01:34:46,912 --> 01:34:48,881 She thought we should travel alone. 1383 01:34:49,347 --> 01:34:51,350 We think we'd like to stay. 1384 01:34:52,083 --> 01:34:53,952 We want to start a band. 1385 01:35:04,396 --> 01:35:05,931 (CRYING) 1386 01:42:24,407 --> 01:42:25,976 SLAP: Shut the fuck up! 1387 01:42:27,442 --> 01:42:31,414 BOADICEA: That was terrible. Do it again! 1388 01:42:31,416 --> 01:42:34,062 Subtitles by explosiveskull 95615