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The snow's coming down
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I'm watching it fall
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lots of people around.
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Evening, sheriff.
Cold enough for you?
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Yeah, exactly how
the holidays should be.
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Hey, guys.
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Happy holidays.
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- 'Sup?
- Yeah, whatever.
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What's up with them?
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Yeah, they're cranky
because we're snowbound,
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and their vacation plans
are pretty much ruined.
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Oh. Um, why don't you bring
a round of hot chocolate?
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- Keep 'em coming.
- You got it.
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Hi, guys.
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So, uh, stuck in Eureka
for the holidays, huh?
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I used to try
to escape Eureka at Christmas
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until one year
when I got stranded here.
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Okay.
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Gather round.
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- You can hear all about it.
- Uh, do we have to?
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Sheriff Badge says yes.
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There you go. Enjoy.
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Ah.
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It was deep in December.
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And like every year, Zoe and
I were heading out of town
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to spend the holiday with family,
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which was great, because it was
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one of the hottest Christmas weeks
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Eureka had ever seen.
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What's going on?
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You can't leave, sheriff.
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No one in or out.
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The electromagnetic shield
over Eureka is malfunctioning.
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Well, it doesn't look like anything's...
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Right now it's more electro than magnetic.
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It's getting worse.
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You better shut that thing down.
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And leave Global Dynamics
vulnerable to the prying eyes
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of the rest of the world?
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Sorry, sheriff. No can do.
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So...
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We're trapped here for Christmas?
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It's 85 degrees.
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Dad, they're trying to fix it.
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Just let them.
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All right, well...
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Don't overexert yourselves.
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We'll make the best of it.
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Merry Christmas.
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* I'm hot, humid, and hazy *
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Wait, so you make elf footprints?
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Yeah, look, you dip little
sponges shaped like shoes
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in baby powder,
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and then you press them on the floor
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around the presents.
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You know what? I'm boiling.
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You can't let a little
heat ruin your holiday.
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Today I have strung up Cranberries.
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- We have baked gingerbread...
- All right...
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Feast your eyes, people...
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Limited edition copper cast
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from my secret Santa.
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Oh, and he left this for you.
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For me?
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Wow. How cool.
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You know who it is?
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No. That's why he's a secret.
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- Open it.
- Come on.
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Oh, wow, The Clash on vinyl.
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I love them. I wonder who knew.
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Not you.
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Wow. Come on, I... I...
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- No, I couldn't have.
- No.
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- Wasn't me.
- Well, this is my little gift
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to all of you.
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When you say little...
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Is that meatloaf?
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It's fruitcake.
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It's... Oh.
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Um, yeah, I'm still digesting
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- a piece from last year.
- No, no, no.
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Trust me. This is like a
little Christmas miracle.
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- Eat it. Eat it.
- Come on.
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Oh.
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Holy cow.
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That...
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Even the raisins are incredible.
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I blended 96 different varieties...
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Everything from Alexandroulis to Zilvaca.
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How'd you get 'em all in one piece?
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That, my friend, is the secret.
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What's going on?
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What's a code 12?
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Air assault. We have a bogey.
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All right, everybody down, down.
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Take cover. All right.
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Stay inside.
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All right, everyone, can
I have your attention?
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Can you get inside, please?
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This is not a drill.
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Possible air strike headed for town.
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Everyone, get off the streets now.
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Get into position!
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Sir, thank you, inside, keep it going.
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Everybody inside, inside, inside.
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Thank you. Clear, clear.
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Clear the road.
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- Steady.
- What's up, Jo?
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First someone messed with our E.M. shield.
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Now we're under attack.
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From what?
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G.D. radar detected an unauthorized vehicle
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in our airspace over town.
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The bogey's crossed the threshold.
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Weapons hot. Take aim.
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Oh, ha... hang on. That's not a plane.
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Hold your fire. Hold your fire.
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Ho, ho, holy crap.
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Santa's sleigh?
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Seriously?
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You don't believe me?
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Where do I start?
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One, reindeer can't fly.
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Well, stranger things
have happened in Eureka.
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Yeah? And who was driving
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this tactical assault sleigh?
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I am getting to that.
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So it's not every day you get to track down
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a runaway Santa.
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Jo and I... we jump at the chance.
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I want nothing to do with this.
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- Oh, like I do?
- Hey, the town's your turf.
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Which your trigger-happy Santa
S.W.A.T. team invaded.
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Sorry, Carter.
The holiday party starts soon at G.D.,
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and I'm on crowd control.
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- Oh, well, that's not...
- Hey, shouldn't you guys
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be chasing down Kringle?
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No, what I should be doing
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is drinking winter ale with your uncles,
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watching bowl games.
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And by watching, he means arguing.
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- Yes.
- Is there someplace else
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I can be useful? Please.
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Oh, I'm sure Allison could
use some help at G.D.
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A few people got banged up avoiding Santa.
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- I'll take you.
- Perfect.
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- See you, dad.
- Oh.
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Give Santa my best.
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Chasing down a fake, stupid Santa.
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It's, like, 900 degrees.
I'm never gonna get home.
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To the left. No, the other left.
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Relax, Fargo. It's just a party.
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No, it's the party...
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The time our G.D. family comes together
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in the spirit of giving. More candles.
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It's the time all you geeks fly
your freak flags every year.
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No, that's comic-con.
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Look, I've got a tight budget
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and a building full of people to feed.
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If we run low on latkes,
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believe me, things will get ugly.
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I will charge my taser.
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Ah, security breach in sub lab 22.
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I can't wait for this day to be over.
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Hold it right there.
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What do you think you're doing?
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Hey, Jo.
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I'm just taking my experiment home.
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And you are?
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Noah Drummer... condensed matter physicist.
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Well, I'm sorry, Dr. Drummer.
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There's no authorization for you
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to take your little ornament home.
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Actually, it's crystallized hydrogen.
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Can't leave it here unattended
during the holidays...
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too unstable.
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So you're shoving it into a sack?
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It's lined with nonionizing
fiber and red tungsten.
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If my ornament is not handled carefully,
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bad things could happen.
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Yes, it's very menacing.
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What is it for, anyway?
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Just a little thing called peace on earth.
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It's an energy source.
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Once fully formed,
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it'll provide limitless
power very cheaply...
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One less reason for war.
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Well, that is a very lovely concept,
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but nothing is gonna happen to it here,
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not on my watch.
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Not that I doubt your abilities,
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but I'd really prefer to keep it with me.
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Yeah, I'm sorry, doc.
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Crystal stays here.
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All right.
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How's that?
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It feels okay. Mostly I'm starving.
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That's weird. Me too.
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You know what? It must be
Vincent's amazing hors d'oeuvres
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we're smelling from the party.
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You're all set.
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Merry Christmas, Dr. Blake, Zoe.
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You're all set.
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Hey...
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You okay?
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Yeah.
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Uh, it's just always the
same thing every year.
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Dad can't wait to go home,
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and it's always so much better
in theory than in reality.
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I'm just actually really
glad that we're stuck here.
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Me too.
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You know, we never get to
spend the holidays together.
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The more, the merrier.
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You really get into it, huh?
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I just think we could all use
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a little more magic in our lives...
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You know?
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Hey, look, secret Santa struck again.
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What?
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When did that get here?
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Open it.
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Bunny slippers.
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I used to have a pair of
these when I was a kid.
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This is perfect.
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I got to find out who this guy is.
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Kringle can run, but he can't hide.
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Oh, no.
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Can I help you?
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Mr. Claus, I presume?
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Mr. Claus?
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- Season's greetings, mate.
- Taggart.
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Do you have any idea what you've done?
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You've damaged our E.M. shield...
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Our E.M. shield!
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I did not. I was held up in...
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in me lab running field tests.
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Tests for what?
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For science, mate.
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I'm pioneering the field of santalogy.
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- That's not a science.
- It will be.
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Nearly every culture has
a myth about the man...
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Santa Claus, Pere Noel,
Kris Kringle, St. Nick.
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I'm replicating everything he does
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and explaining it with
physics and technology.
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What about flying reindeer?
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Holographic...
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And misbehaving currently.
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This little beauty runs on a
pulse-detonation engine...
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all-weather resistant,
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uses state-of-the-art stealth technology
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to fly invisibly under the radar.
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Taggart...
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Your giant red sled
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is neither stealthy...
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Nor invisible.
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Well, I still got a few kinks to work out.
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Now, uh...
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Be a Santa's little helper and
give us a tow back to G.D.
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Sure.
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Cheers, mate.
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Friends, colleagues, I
started planning this party
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months ago, determined to provide
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an unforgettable, yet fiscally
responsible celebration.
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Today we gather together...
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Oh, save it, Fargo. We're starving.
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Fine. And without further ado...
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Okay, people, you've got
2 hours and 58 minutes
269
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until I shut this place down.
270
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Eat, drink, be merry.
271
00:12:08,414 --> 00:12:09,464
Whoo!
272
00:12:10,573 --> 00:12:13,429
* The snow's coming down *
273
00:12:13,827 --> 00:12:16,878
* I'm watching it fall *
274
00:12:17,343 --> 00:12:20,247
* Lots of people around *
275
00:12:20,813 --> 00:12:23,976
* Baby, please come home *
276
00:12:28,539 --> 00:12:31,399
It was late on Christmas Eve.
277
00:12:32,626 --> 00:12:35,776
I was just a wee lad, no more than seven,
278
00:12:35,950 --> 00:12:40,531
when I heard something
and crept downstairs.
279
00:12:44,278 --> 00:12:46,753
That's when I saw him... just a glimpse,
280
00:12:46,754 --> 00:12:49,794
a quick flash of red by the tree.
281
00:12:49,795 --> 00:12:52,189
Taggart, it was probably your father
282
00:12:52,333 --> 00:12:54,032
in red pajamas.
283
00:12:55,535 --> 00:12:57,160
One might think...
284
00:12:58,649 --> 00:13:01,936
But I found this by the fireplace.
285
00:13:02,832 --> 00:13:03,877
Lint?
286
00:13:03,878 --> 00:13:06,296
A tear from Santa's trousers.
287
00:13:06,394 --> 00:13:08,054
I've tested the fibers.
288
00:13:08,300 --> 00:13:10,158
They're fire-resistant.
289
00:13:10,252 --> 00:13:12,947
Again, not Santa...
290
00:13:13,417 --> 00:13:14,690
Red pajamas.
291
00:13:16,734 --> 00:13:19,507
I've also been working on a gadget
292
00:13:19,535 --> 00:13:21,923
for easy chimney descension.
293
00:13:24,407 --> 00:13:25,502
And fancy this.
294
00:13:26,999 --> 00:13:28,994
Made it just for you.
295
00:13:30,251 --> 00:13:31,196
You went all out.
296
00:13:31,197 --> 00:13:34,450
Imagine all the presents Santa
has to fit in his sack.
297
00:13:34,451 --> 00:13:36,051
But by putting "m" theory
298
00:13:36,052 --> 00:13:38,094
and the concept of 11th dimensionality
299
00:13:38,095 --> 00:13:40,618
- into practice...
- Ho, ho, ho, wait.
300
00:13:40,619 --> 00:13:42,172
Santa's a physicist now?
301
00:13:42,173 --> 00:13:44,668
Oh, he's very clever.
302
00:13:44,669 --> 00:13:46,532
He temporarily shifts matter
303
00:13:46,533 --> 00:13:48,509
through the dimensional membrane.
304
00:13:48,510 --> 00:13:53,202
That way, objects can lose
mass but maintain integrity.
305
00:13:53,211 --> 00:13:55,583
Ho, ho, hey, hey, hey, hey.
306
00:13:55,584 --> 00:13:57,625
Don't you want to open your present?
307
00:13:58,087 --> 00:13:59,348
Set it down, mate.
308
00:13:59,349 --> 00:14:01,029
Come on. Come on.
309
00:14:09,636 --> 00:14:11,318
Holy smokes.
310
00:14:22,603 --> 00:14:24,679
A can of Christmas cheer?
311
00:14:24,680 --> 00:14:26,904
Go on. Pop the top.
312
00:14:29,366 --> 00:14:31,142
* We wish you a merry Christmas *
313
00:14:31,143 --> 00:14:33,032
* We wish you a merry Christmas *
314
00:14:33,033 --> 00:14:35,287
* We wish you a merry Christmas *
315
00:14:35,288 --> 00:14:37,682
* And a happy new year *
316
00:14:38,280 --> 00:14:40,583
They're programmed to your voice.
317
00:14:40,694 --> 00:14:42,413
And they're yours for the day,
318
00:14:42,414 --> 00:14:45,594
every time you say, "Christmas."
319
00:14:46,210 --> 00:14:47,211
Thanks, Taggart,
320
00:14:47,212 --> 00:14:50,083
for... for making this a
very creepy Christmas.
321
00:14:50,084 --> 00:14:52,160
* Oh, Christmas tree *
322
00:14:52,161 --> 00:14:54,275
* Oh, Christmas tree *
323
00:14:54,276 --> 00:14:58,786
* How faithful are thy branches *
324
00:15:01,446 --> 00:15:02,506
Santalogy?
325
00:15:02,507 --> 00:15:04,266
Yeah, I think he's going for a degree.
326
00:15:04,267 --> 00:15:05,729
I think with a minor in tooth fairy.
327
00:15:05,730 --> 00:15:07,999
Well, myth and folklore come
from somewhere, Carter.
328
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:10,779
Some ancient cultures believed
that wrapping moldy bread
329
00:15:10,780 --> 00:15:12,392
on a wound would make it heal faster.
330
00:15:12,393 --> 00:15:14,306
Yeah, that's why ancient cultures died out.
331
00:15:14,307 --> 00:15:16,590
No, they didn't know that
mold was penicillin,
332
00:15:16,591 --> 00:15:17,805
and it fought off infection.
333
00:15:17,806 --> 00:15:20,145
Yeah, we're talking about
Santa Claus, not antibiotics.
334
00:15:20,146 --> 00:15:23,059
No, as scientists, we have to
explore all possibilities,
335
00:15:23,060 --> 00:15:25,818
to be open to the "what if?"
336
00:15:36,927 --> 00:15:38,214
Oh, hey, Lupo.
337
00:15:38,215 --> 00:15:39,996
You want to tell me what
you want for Christmas?
338
00:15:40,066 --> 00:15:41,752
This one's for naughty,
339
00:15:41,753 --> 00:15:43,256
and this one's for nice.
340
00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:44,360
I'll pass.
341
00:15:44,361 --> 00:15:45,740
Oh, come on.
342
00:15:45,988 --> 00:15:47,567
Where's your Christmas spirit?
343
00:15:48,891 --> 00:15:50,444
Seriously, you okay?
344
00:15:50,445 --> 00:15:53,722
I have a town full of yahoos
that I have to babysit.
345
00:15:53,723 --> 00:15:55,242
I am super.
346
00:15:56,593 --> 00:15:57,894
Taggart's Santa.
347
00:15:57,895 --> 00:16:00,085
You just wrecked Christmas with two words.
348
00:16:00,252 --> 00:16:01,720
Mm-hmm. Why is it so hot in here?
349
00:16:01,721 --> 00:16:04,482
I don't know. The A.C.'s cranked up to 11.
350
00:16:04,483 --> 00:16:07,060
Oh, ju... Hey, hang on, let
me just grab a couple.
351
00:16:08,054 --> 00:16:10,988
I just hope I made enough.
This crowd is ravenous.
352
00:16:13,485 --> 00:16:15,073
Great, more crystal lab issues.
353
00:16:15,074 --> 00:16:16,355
Do I want to know?
354
00:16:16,356 --> 00:16:18,118
It's this tiny, little glowy thing.
355
00:16:18,119 --> 00:16:20,690
I caught this strange scientist
trying to take it home earlier.
356
00:16:20,691 --> 00:16:22,498
Well, this is G.D. Be specific.
357
00:16:22,499 --> 00:16:25,024
Um, his name's Drummer.
358
00:16:26,056 --> 00:16:27,315
Never heard of him.
359
00:16:31,571 --> 00:16:32,766
Dr. Drummer?
360
00:16:39,565 --> 00:16:42,389
I thought you said "little glowy thing."
361
00:16:45,833 --> 00:16:47,066
It used to be.
362
00:16:57,050 --> 00:16:57,961
This is unbelievable.
363
00:16:57,962 --> 00:17:00,134
Under normal conditions,
it would take decades
364
00:17:00,135 --> 00:17:03,861
to crystallize hydrogen
into a... a sample this size.
365
00:17:03,862 --> 00:17:05,749
Oh, key word... normal.
366
00:17:05,750 --> 00:17:08,341
Is it me, or is it already bigger?
367
00:17:09,933 --> 00:17:10,943
- Henry, what's going on?
- I don't know.
368
00:17:10,944 --> 00:17:12,191
But if it keeps growing at this rate,
369
00:17:12,192 --> 00:17:13,536
it'll breach the lab in 20 minutes.
370
00:17:13,537 --> 00:17:15,480
We need to move it to a
larger containment unit.
371
00:17:15,481 --> 00:17:17,436
Dr. Drummer said that it was unstable.
372
00:17:17,437 --> 00:17:19,005
Un... Wait, it's going to explode?
373
00:17:19,006 --> 00:17:20,448
Well, yeah, if it... if it moves
374
00:17:20,449 --> 00:17:22,038
beyond the protective shielding,
375
00:17:22,039 --> 00:17:24,566
it could fracture and boom.
376
00:17:26,542 --> 00:17:27,479
Merry Christmas.
377
00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:29,683
* Deck the halls with boughs of holly *
378
00:17:29,684 --> 00:17:31,878
* Fa la la la la la la la *
379
00:17:31,879 --> 00:17:34,337
*'Tis the season to be jolly *
380
00:17:34,338 --> 00:17:36,226
- How do we turn this off?
- Hang on.
381
00:17:36,227 --> 00:17:37,134
They're pretty good.
382
00:17:37,135 --> 00:17:38,553
- Henry.
- All right, all right.
383
00:17:38,554 --> 00:17:40,775
Find Dr. Drummer.
I'll supervise the transfer.
384
00:17:40,812 --> 00:17:44,140
And maybe he can tell us
why this is expanding.
385
00:17:44,141 --> 00:17:47,002
* Fa la la la la la la la *
386
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:48,866
Come on!
387
00:17:49,070 --> 00:17:51,397
* Fa la la la la la la la *
388
00:17:51,398 --> 00:17:53,823
* Don we now our gay apparel *
389
00:17:53,824 --> 00:17:56,712
* Fa la la la la la la la la la *
390
00:17:56,713 --> 00:17:59,118
* Troll the ancient yuletide Carol *
391
00:17:59,119 --> 00:18:00,565
* Fa la la la la la la la *
392
00:18:00,566 --> 00:18:02,519
- Man, guy must be roasting.
- Tell me about it.
393
00:18:02,520 --> 00:18:04,615
I had to ice my hot toddies.
394
00:18:10,060 --> 00:18:11,131
Hey, Zane.
395
00:18:14,831 --> 00:18:16,265
Are you crying?
396
00:18:16,887 --> 00:18:18,004
What? No.
397
00:18:18,755 --> 00:18:19,975
No, I...
398
00:18:20,612 --> 00:18:22,258
I just got two tickets to see Springsteen
399
00:18:22,259 --> 00:18:23,684
at the Meadowlands.
400
00:18:25,285 --> 00:18:27,310
Let me guess... secret Santa.
401
00:18:27,729 --> 00:18:30,064
- You too?
- Perfect gift.
402
00:18:30,065 --> 00:18:31,607
Man, this guy's good.
403
00:18:31,771 --> 00:18:32,968
* La la la la *
404
00:18:32,969 --> 00:18:35,765
* Sing we joyous all together *
405
00:18:35,766 --> 00:18:36,674
No one's even heard of Drummer.
406
00:18:36,675 --> 00:18:38,298
We've been all through G.D.
407
00:18:38,389 --> 00:18:40,357
There are no personnel files for him.
408
00:18:40,358 --> 00:18:41,128
That's impossible.
409
00:18:41,129 --> 00:18:43,081
There's no way that he could
have access to the lab,
410
00:18:43,082 --> 00:18:44,408
let alone get into G.D.
411
00:18:44,409 --> 00:18:46,664
Well, we got to find him.
His experiment's growing.
412
00:18:46,665 --> 00:18:48,237
Well, there has to be a
way to track him down.
413
00:18:48,238 --> 00:18:49,545
The D.O.D. has files.
414
00:18:49,546 --> 00:18:51,567
The glitch in the E.M.
shield crashed our server.
415
00:18:51,568 --> 00:18:52,913
We're cut off from the outside world.
416
00:18:52,914 --> 00:18:54,056
I'll find him.
417
00:18:54,057 --> 00:18:56,172
But if he goes to leave,
he's gonna hit a wall...
418
00:18:57,225 --> 00:18:59,428
Wasn't me.
I thought Zane was my secret Santa.
419
00:18:59,429 --> 00:19:00,367
And why would you think that?
420
00:19:00,368 --> 00:19:02,029
Only someone who could hack my computer
421
00:19:02,030 --> 00:19:03,867
would know I've been searching
the Internet for years
422
00:19:03,868 --> 00:19:05,848
looking for this.
423
00:19:07,503 --> 00:19:10,136
Steve Austin... "better, stronger,
424
00:19:10,137 --> 00:19:11,128
faster."
425
00:19:12,114 --> 00:19:13,212
Seriously?
426
00:19:13,458 --> 00:19:14,210
It's authentic...
427
00:19:14,211 --> 00:19:16,010
original hinges, not a chip on it.
428
00:19:16,011 --> 00:19:18,449
You have no idea how rare.
429
00:19:18,450 --> 00:19:20,633
Okay, well, it wasn't Zane.
430
00:19:21,020 --> 00:19:22,752
Well, then someone was thinking of me,
431
00:19:22,753 --> 00:19:25,316
- and I'm gonna find him.
- So you can thank him?
432
00:19:25,317 --> 00:19:26,882
So I can suspend him.
433
00:19:26,883 --> 00:19:28,735
No one hacks Fargo and gets away with it,
434
00:19:28,736 --> 00:19:30,198
not even Santa.
435
00:19:31,604 --> 00:19:32,636
Okay.
436
00:19:36,433 --> 00:19:37,375
"Hello, Fargo."
437
00:19:38,466 --> 00:19:40,101
"Hi, Steve Austin."
438
00:19:45,168 --> 00:19:46,206
"Wow."
439
00:19:50,359 --> 00:19:53,132
The crystal is secure in our
largest containment lab,
440
00:19:53,133 --> 00:19:55,319
but I'd stay it's still growing.
441
00:19:55,995 --> 00:19:58,859
What we need to do now is
calculate the expansion rate.
442
00:19:59,389 --> 00:20:01,626
Right, so we can figure
out how much time we have
443
00:20:01,627 --> 00:20:03,297
before it outgrows this lab.
444
00:20:03,298 --> 00:20:05,226
This image represents the
density of electrons
445
00:20:05,227 --> 00:20:07,099
within the crystal ten minutes ago.
446
00:20:07,100 --> 00:20:08,703
- Anything unusual?
- No.
447
00:20:08,704 --> 00:20:11,262
But we'll know more once I
do another diffraction scan
448
00:20:11,263 --> 00:20:12,507
as a comparison.
449
00:20:14,471 --> 00:20:17,013
I don't care if we're on a wild-goose chase
450
00:20:17,014 --> 00:20:18,440
looking for this missing scientist.
451
00:20:18,441 --> 00:20:20,146
At least it's time away from that party.
452
00:20:20,147 --> 00:20:21,476
You're not feeling the merry, huh?
453
00:20:21,477 --> 00:20:23,650
Ugh, all the boozing and schmoozing,
454
00:20:23,651 --> 00:20:26,479
lights and glitter...
it's Vegas, not Christmas.
455
00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:27,869
Well, if it makes you feel any better,
456
00:20:27,870 --> 00:20:30,205
- I wish I was home.
- Oh, that's beautiful, Carter.
457
00:20:30,206 --> 00:20:31,314
I'm all misty.
458
00:20:31,743 --> 00:20:33,456
You know what, Jo?
You got a heart of stone.
459
00:20:33,457 --> 00:20:35,541
Bah, humbug, that's me.
460
00:20:35,672 --> 00:20:36,557
Wow.
461
00:20:40,839 --> 00:20:41,583
They look the same.
462
00:20:41,584 --> 00:20:44,726
Yeah, the intermolecular
spacing is identical.
463
00:20:46,975 --> 00:20:48,291
Henry, what if...?
464
00:20:49,494 --> 00:20:50,219
Oh.
465
00:20:50,882 --> 00:20:52,645
So the crystal hasn't changed.
466
00:20:52,646 --> 00:20:53,461
No.
467
00:20:56,211 --> 00:20:57,603
- Yeah?
- Henry...
468
00:20:57,604 --> 00:20:59,929
We're at the edge of town, and, um...
469
00:21:01,544 --> 00:21:04,905
Something else has gotten way big.
470
00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:08,834
Well, no.
471
00:21:09,813 --> 00:21:11,621
It hasn't gotten bigger.
472
00:21:13,283 --> 00:21:14,946
We've gotten smaller.
473
00:21:27,379 --> 00:21:29,034
* Dun-dun-dun *
474
00:21:29,035 --> 00:21:31,840
So what, the whole town was shrinking?
475
00:21:31,855 --> 00:21:33,931
Oh, I'm telling it how it happened.
476
00:21:34,111 --> 00:21:36,478
Even though it's totally bogus.
477
00:21:41,451 --> 00:21:42,079
All right.
478
00:21:42,080 --> 00:21:44,215
I'll let you guys go back to
playing your video games.
479
00:21:44,216 --> 00:21:47,159
I won't, uh, waste any more of your time.
480
00:21:49,128 --> 00:21:51,535
Well, wait, I mean, you may as well
481
00:21:51,536 --> 00:21:53,306
just finish the rest of the story.
482
00:21:54,123 --> 00:21:55,463
Please, sheriff Carter?
483
00:21:58,454 --> 00:21:59,174
All right.
484
00:22:01,747 --> 00:22:02,789
So...
485
00:22:04,058 --> 00:22:05,693
After we left the sign,
486
00:22:06,087 --> 00:22:08,584
we went back to global dynamics.
487
00:22:10,742 --> 00:22:14,111
We and everything contained
in the E.M. shield
488
00:22:14,112 --> 00:22:15,747
are getting smaller.
489
00:22:16,201 --> 00:22:17,669
Why isn't the crystal shrinking?
490
00:22:17,670 --> 00:22:18,814
Well, because it's... it's one
491
00:22:18,815 --> 00:22:21,430
of the strongest bravais
lattice atomic structures
492
00:22:21,431 --> 00:22:22,328
in the universe.
493
00:22:22,329 --> 00:22:24,967
It's almost impossible
to alter or compress.
494
00:22:24,968 --> 00:22:27,753
But we get to shrink into
microscopic dots of nothingness.
495
00:22:27,754 --> 00:22:30,575
And as everything in Eureka gets smaller,
496
00:22:30,576 --> 00:22:33,853
the energy required to
compress radiates heat.
497
00:22:33,854 --> 00:22:35,519
Is that why it's like a
billion degrees in here?
498
00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:36,987
Yes, and why we've been so hungry.
499
00:22:36,988 --> 00:22:38,791
Our metabolism's working overtime.
500
00:22:38,792 --> 00:22:40,345
So what now?
501
00:22:40,692 --> 00:22:42,648
Maybe someone outside of Eureka
502
00:22:42,649 --> 00:22:44,696
will see how small we
are and try to help us.
503
00:22:45,086 --> 00:22:46,598
Oh, like a big-hearted elephant?
504
00:22:46,599 --> 00:22:47,803
The road's closed.
505
00:22:47,804 --> 00:22:50,322
And nothing is getting
through that E.M. shield.
506
00:22:51,290 --> 00:22:52,773
It's a pretty bleak Christmas.
507
00:22:52,774 --> 00:22:56,041
* Five golden rings *
508
00:22:56,042 --> 00:22:58,080
You must stop.
509
00:22:59,007 --> 00:23:00,316
What's causing the shrinkage?
510
00:23:00,317 --> 00:23:02,186
Yeah, I don't want to die a miniature,
511
00:23:02,187 --> 00:23:04,773
though adorable, version of myself.
512
00:23:05,045 --> 00:23:06,145
A miniature.
513
00:23:07,287 --> 00:23:08,085
Taggart.
514
00:23:09,387 --> 00:23:10,214
Let's go!
515
00:23:11,029 --> 00:23:12,202
* Four calling birds *
516
00:23:12,203 --> 00:23:13,473
Three French hens *
517
00:23:13,474 --> 00:23:14,978
* Two turtle doves *
518
00:23:16,982 --> 00:23:17,707
Taggart?
519
00:23:25,048 --> 00:23:25,817
Taggart?
520
00:23:32,990 --> 00:23:35,129
Ha! It works.
521
00:23:37,042 --> 00:23:37,849
Get me down.
522
00:23:41,738 --> 00:23:45,324
Of course, the man himself
packs a lot more paunch.
523
00:23:45,974 --> 00:23:47,516
I'll need to widen the knit.
524
00:23:47,517 --> 00:23:49,728
You can't trap Santa Claus.
525
00:23:50,467 --> 00:23:51,874
I'm Ahab.
526
00:23:51,875 --> 00:23:55,126
He's my white-bearded whale.
527
00:23:56,403 --> 00:23:59,318
FYI, that didn't turn out very
well for either one of 'em.
528
00:23:59,855 --> 00:24:03,797
Now, the present you gave me,
the "m" tracking, shifting...
529
00:24:03,798 --> 00:24:05,627
Good things come in small packages.
530
00:24:05,628 --> 00:24:08,016
No, it's a big mess.
The whole town is shrinking.
531
00:24:11,443 --> 00:24:12,210
You're joking.
532
00:24:12,211 --> 00:24:14,105
Does this look like my joking face?
533
00:24:14,456 --> 00:24:16,502
My device can't be responsible.
534
00:24:16,503 --> 00:24:17,900
Are you kidding me?
535
00:24:17,986 --> 00:24:20,343
Look where you live.
A device is always responsible.
536
00:24:20,383 --> 00:24:23,504
The molecular transfer
field is very precise.
537
00:24:24,332 --> 00:24:27,437
Atoms shift from our dimension
538
00:24:27,438 --> 00:24:29,792
in space-time to another...
539
00:24:37,023 --> 00:24:39,047
Leaving us with this.
540
00:24:42,246 --> 00:24:43,355
See? Tip-top.
541
00:24:43,356 --> 00:24:44,583
It's not my device.
542
00:24:46,032 --> 00:24:47,420
That can't be good.
543
00:24:50,881 --> 00:24:54,809
The transfer field's expanded
beyond the target area.
544
00:24:55,598 --> 00:24:56,870
Expanded by how much?
545
00:24:56,871 --> 00:24:58,201
Oh, roughly, um...
546
00:24:59,672 --> 00:25:00,805
The whole town.
547
00:25:04,933 --> 00:25:06,932
Eureka's getting smaller by the minute.
548
00:25:06,933 --> 00:25:07,980
Looks like the only thing
549
00:25:07,981 --> 00:25:09,771
containing the miniaturization effect
550
00:25:09,772 --> 00:25:12,311
is, uh, the E.M. shield.
551
00:25:13,498 --> 00:25:15,919
And the E.M. shield is a big
sparking mess right now.
552
00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:17,420
I don't understand.
553
00:25:18,003 --> 00:25:20,544
Un... unless it tried
to miniaturize an item
554
00:25:20,545 --> 00:25:25,044
so dense it overtaxed the containment unit.
555
00:25:25,045 --> 00:25:28,386
But I was very careful to avoid
unusually dense material.
556
00:25:30,955 --> 00:25:33,437
Unusually dense like this?
557
00:25:46,071 --> 00:25:48,269
- Fruitcake!
- I beg your pardon.
558
00:25:48,270 --> 00:25:50,434
You used Taggart's shrinking
machine, didn't you?
559
00:25:50,485 --> 00:25:52,847
I'm... I-I...
560
00:25:53,196 --> 00:25:54,613
I'm sure I don't know what
you're talking about.
561
00:25:54,614 --> 00:25:56,554
Oh, really? Hi.
562
00:25:56,555 --> 00:25:58,193
Those little pieces aren't
pieces at all, are they?
563
00:25:58,194 --> 00:25:59,420
They're entire frickin' cakes.
564
00:25:59,421 --> 00:26:01,077
Do you know how many
calories I've ingested?
565
00:26:01,078 --> 00:26:02,624
- I just...
- You...
566
00:26:03,056 --> 00:26:04,848
I just wanted to make a fruitcake
567
00:26:04,849 --> 00:26:05,968
that wouldn't be the object of ridicule.
568
00:26:05,969 --> 00:26:08,305
I mean, they get such a bad rap, sheriff.
569
00:26:09,581 --> 00:26:10,886
How'd you get in there?
570
00:26:12,852 --> 00:26:14,975
The molecular gastronomy
department across the hall.
571
00:26:14,976 --> 00:26:16,978
I-I consult from time to time.
572
00:26:16,979 --> 00:26:18,325
Keep talking.
573
00:26:18,922 --> 00:26:23,226
Well, I-I reshrunk each cake
about a half a dozen times.
574
00:26:23,744 --> 00:26:26,113
It's the only way to maximize
the fruity, nutty goodness
575
00:26:26,114 --> 00:26:27,592
that is fruitcake.
576
00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:29,829
Why are you looking at me like that?
577
00:26:29,830 --> 00:26:30,532
No reason.
578
00:26:30,533 --> 00:26:33,003
I-I'm so sorry, sheriff.
579
00:26:33,004 --> 00:26:35,627
You... you'd think a Santa
lab would be a safe place.
580
00:26:37,918 --> 00:26:41,521
- What's wrong now?
- What isn't?
581
00:26:52,242 --> 00:26:54,523
Oh, wow.
582
00:26:58,030 --> 00:27:00,814
Hey, Jo, um, some stuff
just blew into town...
583
00:27:00,815 --> 00:27:03,058
um, big stuff.
584
00:27:03,059 --> 00:27:04,630
K-keep everybody inside, okay?
585
00:27:07,358 --> 00:27:09,539
Uh, hey, everybody, can
I have your attention?
586
00:27:09,540 --> 00:27:12,116
I need you to stay inside
off the streets, please.
587
00:27:12,117 --> 00:27:14,096
Everybody, if you could
just get off the streets.
588
00:27:49,794 --> 00:27:50,457
You okay?
589
00:27:50,458 --> 00:27:51,385
All right.
590
00:27:55,511 --> 00:27:56,365
*
591
00:28:02,605 --> 00:28:05,566
So I understand we're all shrinking.
592
00:28:05,605 --> 00:28:07,510
Dr. Drummer, where have you been?
593
00:28:07,511 --> 00:28:09,062
Enjoying the party.
594
00:28:09,063 --> 00:28:11,572
You missed out. There was fruitcake.
595
00:28:11,846 --> 00:28:13,639
I'm aware. Thanks.
596
00:28:14,356 --> 00:28:15,220
Candy cane?
597
00:28:17,043 --> 00:28:18,060
No, thank you.
598
00:28:18,061 --> 00:28:19,512
Look, there's a serious situation
599
00:28:19,513 --> 00:28:20,905
with your peace-on-earth crystal.
600
00:28:20,906 --> 00:28:23,525
The containment lab is closing in on it.
601
00:28:23,526 --> 00:28:25,031
I told you it had to be protected.
602
00:28:25,032 --> 00:28:28,524
You were right, and now you have to fix it.
603
00:28:28,940 --> 00:28:31,676
- I know.
- Okay.
604
00:28:32,099 --> 00:28:33,813
When did you stop liking candy canes?
605
00:28:33,814 --> 00:28:34,956
Do you remember?
606
00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:37,969
When I had to grow up.
607
00:28:39,005 --> 00:28:41,750
I know the holidays can be
tough on military families.
608
00:28:45,772 --> 00:28:46,704
Can we go now?
609
00:28:49,045 --> 00:28:49,812
Sure.
610
00:28:50,665 --> 00:28:52,095
After you, Josefina.
611
00:29:03,978 --> 00:29:06,803
If we can't shrink your crystal,
Dr. Drummer,
612
00:29:07,017 --> 00:29:10,188
it's gonna blow our little
bits to little bits.
613
00:29:10,687 --> 00:29:12,046
Have faith, Dr. Taggart.
614
00:29:12,047 --> 00:29:13,611
Once we boost the power,
615
00:29:13,612 --> 00:29:15,375
your device should be very effective.
616
00:29:15,389 --> 00:29:17,009
But even if we shrink the crystal,
617
00:29:17,010 --> 00:29:18,870
we still have to unshrink us.
618
00:29:19,117 --> 00:29:20,685
Oh, you'll figure out a way, Henry.
619
00:29:20,686 --> 00:29:22,078
You always do.
620
00:29:23,357 --> 00:29:25,758
Have we met before?
621
00:29:26,014 --> 00:29:28,982
We've crossed paths a few times.
622
00:29:30,755 --> 00:29:32,690
Hey, how much juice are you giving this?
623
00:29:32,691 --> 00:29:34,335
- A megawatt.
- Better double it.
624
00:29:34,336 --> 00:29:36,433
Focused energy is the key.
625
00:29:36,624 --> 00:29:39,146
You know, your crystal's electron density
626
00:29:39,147 --> 00:29:40,988
is very unusual,
627
00:29:40,989 --> 00:29:43,009
I mean, even for crystallized hydrogen.
628
00:29:43,039 --> 00:29:43,887
Mm-hmm.
629
00:29:45,544 --> 00:29:47,075
It has an extra element
630
00:29:47,076 --> 00:29:49,420
that makes it unique.
631
00:29:50,343 --> 00:29:54,238
Dr. Drummer, there shouldn't
be secrets in science.
632
00:29:54,239 --> 00:29:56,654
Ah, it shouldn't always be about science.
633
00:29:56,665 --> 00:29:59,592
Some things are better left unexplained.
634
00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:13,829
Sweetheart, just go ahead
and eat what you want.
635
00:30:14,099 --> 00:30:17,288
Yeah, listen, I made pudding,
cake, four kinds of pies,
636
00:30:17,289 --> 00:30:18,696
and... yeah.
637
00:30:18,697 --> 00:30:22,015
Jenna's... Jenna's favorite is the apple.
638
00:30:22,397 --> 00:30:23,450
I know. I know, baby.
639
00:30:23,451 --> 00:30:24,894
I'll be there as soon as I can.
640
00:30:24,945 --> 00:30:25,770
I'm sorry.
641
00:30:27,574 --> 00:30:28,630
I love you too.
642
00:30:29,712 --> 00:30:30,661
Okay, bye.
643
00:30:32,330 --> 00:30:34,373
So, uh, the three wise men are on it.
644
00:30:34,374 --> 00:30:37,320
We might actually put an
end to this horrible day.
645
00:30:37,321 --> 00:30:38,107
Okay, Carter, we all know
646
00:30:38,108 --> 00:30:39,598
that you're miserable being stuck here,
647
00:30:39,599 --> 00:30:41,332
but you don't have to ruin
it for the rest of us.
648
00:30:41,333 --> 00:30:44,671
Ru... No, no, no, that's...
that's not what I meant.
649
00:30:44,672 --> 00:30:47,248
Uh, sorry.
650
00:30:48,580 --> 00:30:49,828
I just like Christmas.
651
00:30:50,385 --> 00:30:51,708
I know you do.
652
00:30:51,948 --> 00:30:52,742
I mean, you go all out.
653
00:30:52,743 --> 00:30:55,087
You're making four different kinds of pies.
654
00:30:55,380 --> 00:30:58,009
You know, it's because I
never had what you have.
655
00:30:58,722 --> 00:30:59,564
What do I have?
656
00:31:00,001 --> 00:31:03,263
I love how your family gets
together to celebrate.
657
00:31:03,583 --> 00:31:06,190
- Oh.
- I just... I grew up
658
00:31:06,191 --> 00:31:08,712
with a more practical
version of the holiday.
659
00:31:09,112 --> 00:31:11,216
Practical doesn't sound fun.
660
00:31:11,217 --> 00:31:12,183
No.
661
00:31:13,756 --> 00:31:16,347
My parents, they're... they're wonderful,
662
00:31:17,258 --> 00:31:18,323
but, uh...
663
00:31:19,884 --> 00:31:21,532
Well, they're... they're scientists,
664
00:31:21,533 --> 00:31:23,986
so they put their faith in hard facts.
665
00:31:23,987 --> 00:31:25,796
So, yeah, I got presents,
666
00:31:25,797 --> 00:31:27,591
but they weren't from Santa,
667
00:31:27,592 --> 00:31:29,842
because my parents told
me that he wasn't real.
668
00:31:29,843 --> 00:31:33,645
And my gifts... they were never wrapped,
669
00:31:33,646 --> 00:31:35,864
because, eh, that's a waste of paper.
670
00:31:38,638 --> 00:31:39,397
Ah.
671
00:31:40,527 --> 00:31:42,463
So I know that it sounds silly, but...
672
00:31:43,008 --> 00:31:45,772
I want my kids to have what I missed.
673
00:31:45,773 --> 00:31:48,177
I want the magic...
674
00:31:50,814 --> 00:31:52,167
So I do too much.
675
00:31:55,140 --> 00:31:56,415
I think you do it right.
676
00:32:02,303 --> 00:32:03,136
Thanks.
677
00:32:05,763 --> 00:32:07,282
This procedure is very risky.
678
00:32:07,283 --> 00:32:09,636
We have to shrink the crystal
without making it explode.
679
00:32:09,637 --> 00:32:10,865
Or we could have a front-row seat
680
00:32:10,866 --> 00:32:13,802
for a new inflationary epoch.
681
00:32:13,803 --> 00:32:14,601
Hmm.
682
00:32:14,635 --> 00:32:16,753
Uh, a few moments after the big bang,
683
00:32:16,754 --> 00:32:20,671
the universe underwent an
extremely rapid expansion.
684
00:32:20,942 --> 00:32:22,923
Well, isn't expansion what
we're trying to do...
685
00:32:23,467 --> 00:32:24,772
T-to us?
686
00:32:26,770 --> 00:32:27,769
That's right.
687
00:32:28,436 --> 00:32:29,891
We need to make it explode.
688
00:32:29,892 --> 00:32:31,723
That way, we reverse the
dimensional shunting...
689
00:32:31,724 --> 00:32:33,152
Uh, make us big again.
690
00:32:33,153 --> 00:32:34,751
But we can't blow it up here.
691
00:32:34,752 --> 00:32:36,923
The energy release will be massive.
692
00:32:36,924 --> 00:32:38,676
But, no. No, no, no, if
we shrink the crystal
693
00:32:38,677 --> 00:32:40,926
and then detonate at the highest
point of the E.M. shield,
694
00:32:40,927 --> 00:32:42,550
it'd be like throwing up a live grenade.
695
00:32:42,551 --> 00:32:44,448
First we need to see if
she gets any smaller.
696
00:32:44,802 --> 00:32:46,142
Fingers crossed.
697
00:32:47,238 --> 00:32:49,374
Make a Christmas wish, mini mates.
698
00:33:01,739 --> 00:33:04,175
All right, let's get this puppy airborne.
699
00:33:04,176 --> 00:33:06,996
- Before the puppy explodes.
- That's gonna be a problem.
700
00:33:06,997 --> 00:33:08,011
Heat plus shrinking
701
00:33:08,012 --> 00:33:10,201
equals not so healthy for our helicopters.
702
00:33:10,459 --> 00:33:11,888
The rotors are completely warped.
703
00:33:11,889 --> 00:33:13,672
Oh, of course.
Now we have no way to transport it.
704
00:33:13,673 --> 00:33:16,117
There is one way, mate.
705
00:33:16,118 --> 00:33:18,353
Uh, but I'll need...
706
00:33:19,344 --> 00:33:20,431
A little helper.
707
00:33:22,719 --> 00:33:24,014
I'll fire her up.
708
00:33:24,184 --> 00:33:26,493
* Deck the halls with boughs of holly *
709
00:33:26,494 --> 00:33:27,808
* Fa la la la la *
710
00:33:30,651 --> 00:33:31,990
I'm not wearing a pointy hat.
711
00:33:32,070 --> 00:33:33,466
Fa la la la la.
712
00:33:40,869 --> 00:33:42,006
Contact.
713
00:34:00,879 --> 00:34:02,408
Do we have any seat belts?
714
00:34:02,734 --> 00:34:04,031
Claus doesn't use them.
715
00:34:04,032 --> 00:34:05,766
Claus isn't flying.
716
00:34:05,913 --> 00:34:08,883
I've logged 300 hours of flight time,
717
00:34:08,884 --> 00:34:10,571
from Anchorage to Sydney.
718
00:34:13,508 --> 00:34:15,451
Just an air pocket, mate.
719
00:34:15,589 --> 00:34:17,147
We're okay.
720
00:34:17,488 --> 00:34:18,854
All clear.
721
00:34:23,204 --> 00:34:24,411
Taggart?
722
00:34:26,288 --> 00:34:27,834
We're gonna have to go higher.
723
00:34:28,724 --> 00:34:30,372
Hang tight.
724
00:34:38,774 --> 00:34:40,422
Whoo!
725
00:34:42,914 --> 00:34:44,398
Here we go...
726
00:34:44,518 --> 00:34:46,111
The peak of the E.M. field.
727
00:34:46,112 --> 00:34:48,161
Okay, grab the crystal.
728
00:34:49,516 --> 00:34:51,277
Autopilot engaged.
729
00:34:52,079 --> 00:34:53,244
On my mark.
730
00:34:53,245 --> 00:34:54,828
Steady now.
731
00:34:54,829 --> 00:34:56,495
We only get one shot.
732
00:34:56,496 --> 00:34:58,182
No pressure, then.
733
00:34:58,185 --> 00:35:01,588
And... pull.
734
00:35:10,715 --> 00:35:11,317
Ha!
735
00:35:11,318 --> 00:35:14,262
Ha! Ripper shot, mate.
736
00:35:14,263 --> 00:35:15,552
Get us down. Get us down!
737
00:35:15,553 --> 00:35:16,897
Fine. Fine.
738
00:35:17,696 --> 00:35:21,104
But let's do it in style.
739
00:35:46,002 --> 00:35:47,203
Clean up would be so much easier
740
00:35:47,204 --> 00:35:48,470
if only we'd gotten bigger,
741
00:35:48,471 --> 00:35:50,099
but the trash stayed small.
742
00:35:50,651 --> 00:35:52,003
I say leave it till tomorrow.
743
00:35:52,004 --> 00:35:53,103
It's been a rough day.
744
00:35:53,104 --> 00:35:55,550
All my planning... what a fiasco.
745
00:35:55,551 --> 00:35:57,496
Are you kidding, Fargo?
746
00:35:57,497 --> 00:36:00,053
This was the best holiday party ever.
747
00:36:00,301 --> 00:36:02,295
Not that I got to enjoy it, but...
748
00:36:02,338 --> 00:36:03,335
Thanks, Jo.
749
00:36:07,180 --> 00:36:08,222
Now go.
750
00:36:08,223 --> 00:36:09,733
Everyone's at cafe diem.
751
00:36:10,278 --> 00:36:11,468
You're not coming?
752
00:36:12,290 --> 00:36:13,221
In a minute.
753
00:36:35,428 --> 00:36:37,028
Hello, Jo.
754
00:36:38,450 --> 00:36:41,547
Or should I say secret Santa?
755
00:36:44,312 --> 00:36:45,640
What are you talking about?
756
00:36:46,424 --> 00:36:48,690
You know what kind of music I like
757
00:36:49,076 --> 00:36:52,041
and Allison's stories
about Christmas as a kid.
758
00:36:52,609 --> 00:36:54,947
And you've probably seen
Fargo search the web
759
00:36:54,948 --> 00:36:57,297
a million times for his lunch box.
760
00:36:57,431 --> 00:36:58,339
Go away.
761
00:36:58,340 --> 00:37:01,434
But one thing that just didn't fit...
762
00:37:02,358 --> 00:37:04,055
Was that you hate Christmas.
763
00:37:05,706 --> 00:37:07,194
But you don't, do you?
764
00:37:12,066 --> 00:37:13,943
When I was a kid,
765
00:37:14,436 --> 00:37:18,291
my favorite thing to do was
to give something special
766
00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:22,734
to my brothers and just watch them light up
767
00:37:22,735 --> 00:37:24,213
when they opened their gifts.
768
00:37:25,444 --> 00:37:26,979
Okay, so...
769
00:37:28,198 --> 00:37:29,834
So now...
770
00:37:32,356 --> 00:37:34,876
They're all in the service in harm's way.
771
00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:39,789
We haven't spent Christmas
together in years.
772
00:37:43,301 --> 00:37:46,564
Well, I'm glad that at least
we get to spend it together.
773
00:37:49,972 --> 00:37:50,947
Yeah, me too.
774
00:37:53,728 --> 00:37:55,199
So what did you get for my dad?
775
00:37:55,887 --> 00:37:56,963
He was tough.
776
00:37:57,616 --> 00:37:59,465
But I, uh... I think I nailed it.
777
00:37:59,466 --> 00:38:00,346
Really?
778
00:38:10,312 --> 00:38:11,823
Yeah. All right.
779
00:38:21,937 --> 00:38:23,519
How was your flight?
780
00:38:23,520 --> 00:38:26,235
Bumpy. Yeah, so, Henry, uh...
781
00:38:26,767 --> 00:38:28,957
- Are we bigger?
- Back to normal.
782
00:38:28,958 --> 00:38:32,258
- Oh, great.
- Uh, not quite.
783
00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:36,006
Part of your crystal still
seems to be up there.
784
00:38:36,007 --> 00:38:37,586
Will you look at that?
785
00:38:43,195 --> 00:38:45,011
It's snowing.
786
00:38:47,653 --> 00:38:50,097
The rapid expansion must
have cooled the moisture
787
00:38:50,098 --> 00:38:50,943
in our atmosphere.
788
00:38:50,944 --> 00:38:53,725
Henry, Henry, it's snowing.
789
00:38:54,091 --> 00:38:54,928
It's snowing.
790
00:39:01,717 --> 00:39:04,550
Hi, uh, we haven't met. I'm...
791
00:39:04,551 --> 00:39:06,774
- Jack Carter.
- Yeah.
792
00:39:07,123 --> 00:39:08,847
Holiday to remember, huh?
793
00:39:08,848 --> 00:39:11,138
Uh, even by Eureka's standards.
794
00:39:12,118 --> 00:39:14,545
You're supposed to be with your family.
795
00:39:14,915 --> 00:39:15,747
Yeah.
796
00:39:16,343 --> 00:39:18,222
Yeah, I-I was.
797
00:39:19,766 --> 00:39:21,698
I'm glad it all worked out for you, then.
798
00:39:28,584 --> 00:39:30,583
- Cagey bugger.
- Beg your pardon?
799
00:39:30,584 --> 00:39:32,305
I'm onto y now.
800
00:39:33,566 --> 00:39:35,238
Let's you and me have a sit-down.
801
00:39:35,239 --> 00:39:36,798
I got a lot of questions.
802
00:39:36,799 --> 00:39:38,167
Well, I'm afraid you're
gonna have to keep them,
803
00:39:38,168 --> 00:39:40,119
because I've got an errand to run.
804
00:39:41,427 --> 00:39:42,551
You can't leave.
805
00:39:42,552 --> 00:39:44,159
I finally found you.
806
00:39:44,160 --> 00:39:47,646
I'm not quite sure what you
mean, but don't worry.
807
00:39:47,892 --> 00:39:50,597
I'll be back... same time next year.
808
00:40:04,992 --> 00:40:05,951
Sheriff Carter?
809
00:40:06,740 --> 00:40:08,781
Please tell me that you're not suggesting
810
00:40:08,782 --> 00:40:11,198
that this Drummer dude is Santa.
811
00:40:11,451 --> 00:40:13,424
Oh, I'm just sharing the story.
812
00:40:13,425 --> 00:40:15,475
You guys can believe what you want.
813
00:40:16,170 --> 00:40:19,176
- Was any of that true?
- All of it.
814
00:40:19,551 --> 00:40:21,852
But here's the absolute truth.
815
00:40:22,182 --> 00:40:23,367
Spending the holidays
816
00:40:23,368 --> 00:40:25,378
with friends and family in Eureka...
817
00:40:26,975 --> 00:40:28,505
That's the best gift of all.
818
00:40:30,150 --> 00:40:32,255
Wow, man, way too sappy.
819
00:40:32,551 --> 00:40:34,522
Seriously. I got a cavity.
820
00:40:36,006 --> 00:40:37,955
Yeah, but, uh, it's a
pretty decent story, dude.
821
00:40:37,956 --> 00:40:38,795
Thanks.
822
00:40:42,436 --> 00:40:44,485
- Thanks, sheriff.
- Thank you.
823
00:40:53,278 --> 00:40:56,770
We live in a community where every day
824
00:40:56,771 --> 00:40:59,257
we are presented with, um...
825
00:41:00,373 --> 00:41:02,559
Unique challenges.
826
00:41:02,886 --> 00:41:05,686
But today let's remember
827
00:41:05,687 --> 00:41:09,628
and rejoice at how wonderful
it is to be alive
828
00:41:09,629 --> 00:41:13,039
and how lucky we are to be together.
829
00:41:13,040 --> 00:41:16,875
- Hear, hear.
- Cheers.
830
00:41:16,876 --> 00:41:17,835
What is that?
831
00:41:20,609 --> 00:41:21,784
I don't know.
832
00:41:22,028 --> 00:41:23,095
You better open it.
833
00:41:38,055 --> 00:41:38,931
What do you think?
834
00:41:42,057 --> 00:41:43,183
It's perfect.
835
00:41:45,308 --> 00:41:47,450
You know, we can probably make it home
836
00:41:47,451 --> 00:41:49,076
if you still want to go.
837
00:41:53,034 --> 00:41:54,091
We are home.
838
00:41:58,703 --> 00:42:00,135
Merry Christmas, dad.
839
00:42:00,413 --> 00:42:01,546
Merry Christmas.
840
00:42:01,746 --> 00:42:11,946
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