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Stop... in the name of fun.
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What? I've got
library duty now.
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You need to heal your
aching womb, Charlie.
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Oh, no! My womb
is tippity-top, A-OK, really.
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When was the last time
you got laid?
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- CHARLIE: So you're seeing Hugh?
- AOIFE: Christ, no!
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- I'll probably shag him, though.
- Oh, right.
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HUGH? So, Dad, must be happy
about the brewery.
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I mean, Matt said
it basically saved the farm.
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(THUMPS TABLE)
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ROD: Don't push me, Meryl.
I can get nasty.
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Well, your breath certainly is.
You smell like an anchovy.
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You have to tell me everything
about your past life.
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You must have
got to do the best stuff.
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I did, and I miss it every day.
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- You're a dad, you know?
- What?
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- Ajax. He's yours.
- Ajax is my son?
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- I'm... I'm late. Uh, call me.
- Of course.
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And I'll need this fortnight's
urine sample.
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After this, if you want,
we could have sex in a bed.
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That's for couples, isn't it?
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.
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(BED CREAKS)
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Are you OK?
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Yep.
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Yeah.
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Just a...
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..big day, a really big day.
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(DOG WHINES AND BARKS)
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Mate...
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- Mate...
- (DOG GROWLS)
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I really don't think
the aliens are trying
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to use your dick
to communicate and invade.
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So why does it keep buzzing?
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AOIFE: Try to put it
out of your mind.
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OK, letting it go.
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Yeah, you're right.
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He's been on ice for days.
Psychosis.
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We were trying
to administer Thorazine...
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- When the aliens invaded?
- Oh! They just did it again!
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- I gotta get it off!
- No, leave it on!
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- You'll need it.
- It's the only way.
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That's just... not true.
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I'm saving the world.
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- Don't. No! Don't, don't!
- (GROANS)
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- ALL: Ohh!
- (KNIFE CLATTERS)
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- (DOG YAPS)
- HUGH: Someone get it! Get it!
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- (GROWLS)
- The dog!
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Drop it. Drop it! Drop!
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Oh, sorry, I just...
I can't do it.
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(SIGHS HEAVILY)
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I guess it is
a little close to home.
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The dog ate his manhood.
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Well, to be fair,
it was just the tip.
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That's the best bit!
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I can relax you.
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Oh, no, no. I'm still
trying to not be that guy.
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Oh, sucks to be you.
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(SIGHS) You know,
once my patients never spoke
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except to utter their gratitude
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and I'd go home,
have lots of drugs
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and wake up with
a beautiful woman.
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Hello?
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Well, I... I mean,
that's my point.
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I mean, I'm down
to one out of three.
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Thank God for you.
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God did have a pretty
good day when he made me.
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- That's for sure.
- That's for damn sure.
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I love you, by the way.
Just sayin'.
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Ahh.
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(THEME MUSIC)
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SONG: ? I'm going
up the country
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? Babe, don't you wanna go?
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? I'm going up the country
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? Babe, don't you wanna go?
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? I'm going someplace
where I've never been before
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? I'll leave this city
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? I've got to get away
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? I'm gonna leave this city
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? I've got to get away
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? All this fussin' and fightin'
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? Man, you know
I sure can't stay. ?
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1x07
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HAYLEY: Rod Eagle is going
to regret all the nasty things
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he ever said about your project
when he sees this.
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Well, just as long
as he doesn't try to own it.
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After he blocked every vote?
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Art is a gift to the community
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that lives long after
you're dead and buried.
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Don't kill me off yet.
Just a peek.
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I still want
the surprise for today.
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Uh, is it kind of...
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I think it... it's just
the shadow from the tarp.
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- Well, should I pull it all off?
- No, no. No, no, no.
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I've seen the drawings.
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I think... I think
it's just this angle.
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This is the moment
we're going to drag
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Whyhope into this century.
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Art and tourism is going
to wrench the town's economy
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from the mines and give it
back to the people.
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- Good!
- Really good.
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(MERYL CHUCKLES)
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University of Adelaide -
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the immunotherapy trials
you asked for.
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I convinced the administrator
to share results.
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I knew you were the man
for the job, Ken.
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- I have a way with people.
- Exactly.
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However, I don't think
it's good.
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The patient seems to be much
worse after. Tumours in red.
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Well, that's not what I heard.
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(SIGHS)
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(CHUCKLES)
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You got the dates wrong, Ken.
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Oh, yes. Uh, this is before
and this is after.
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Oh, that's very... Wow!
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Wow indeed.
That is completely clear.
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They have a new trial
starting this month.
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- We need to get Joey onto it.
- I'll contact them.
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Ken, I could kiss you.
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Which would be
highly inappropriate
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workplace behaviour,
but I appreciate
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the sentiment, Dr Knight.
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Joey? Why don't you
answer your phone?
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I know you're here.
I saw your car.
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- Hey.
- (WOMAN SHRIEKS)
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Sorry!
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JOEY: What the fuck?!
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- You right, are ya?
- How was I supposed to know?
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You've never done it
before noon?
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Look, I know you don't
think there's a cure.
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I saw some scans today, though,
that could change everything.
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You left me in there
alone with them!
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Lucinda likes the bedroom.
The temperature's more constant.
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I could come back
when your guests are gone.
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- Lucinda's a snake.
- She's a highland copperhead.
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Plus that death adder
and the creepy one.
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- They're in their tanks.
- They were staring at me.
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Look, I milked Lucinda
and Cleopatra this morning.
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Right, I've obviously come in
the middle of something here.
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Um, mate, look. This treatment,
I think this could be the one.
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(SIGHS) We've been
down this road before.
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This is a completely new road.
It's a superhighway to recovery.
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- I don't know.
- You do. Say yes to me now.
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- I can get you on that trial.
- He says yes.
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- I didn't!
- You know you will.
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- This just saves everyone time.
- OK, fine.
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Yes, but it's my decision.
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- Mm-hm.
- Yeah, mm-hm.
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(CATTLE LOWS)
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MATT: Mum said to remind you to
get back in time for her thing.
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- I'm not wearing a tie.
- Huh! Me either.
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Have you had a chance to, uh,
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have a look at that
loan proposal about the hops?
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I don't think it's for us.
Give up a paddock like that?
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Well, if we create our own hops
we'd be more likely
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to get a distinctive flavour
for the beer.
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We'd be creating
our own terroir.
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Terr-wank.
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You can think it's a wank, but
it's what the punters pay for.
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- Home-grown hops?
- Exactly.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Yeah, nah, that's not for us.
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I know you heard
what I said last night.
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You don't have to
respond right away.
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OK.
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You've got 24 hours.
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Right.
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I've got work to do.
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PENNY: Hugh, we need to be on
that plane in half an hour.
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You know what I wish
on drug dealers?
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That they die
and come back as a doctor
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and have to deal
with this shit every weekend.
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And they're to remember.
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PENNY: I'm just saying,
what do we have?
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10 rehab beds
in the whole area?
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How is that supposed to work...
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..on rehab,
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on the implications
of this terrible drug
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and what it's doing to the
community... who need air...
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(INHALES DEEPLY)
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..fresh air and a healthy
alternative lifestyle?
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If I say I agree with you,
will you stop ranting at me?
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I don't think I will, actually.
And where's Nathan?
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We're late out to the mine
to give those flu shots.
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Sorry. Sorry.
I'm here, I'm here.
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And almost all of it
comes from your place.
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The flu?
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She's on a methamphetamine rant.
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- Yes, I am!
- Look, I agree with you, Penny.
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Ice is a bloody nuisance
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and I will help you battle it
any way I can.
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(PENNY INHALES DEEPLY)
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- (BOTH EXHALE)
- Ahh...
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She always rants
before she flies.
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She's worse than you.
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Huh!
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You didn't wanna fly.
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You've been using me
this whole time.
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I did my time on that thing.
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Oh, that's so devious!
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- I'm almost impressed.
- Sorry, folks!
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Late start. Hope you don't mind.
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Oh, who doesn't love the smell
of greasy bacon in the morning?
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You're surprisingly cocky
this morning, Doc.
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PENNY: Ugh.
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(PEOPLE CHATTER)
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- Where's Matt?
- He's gone to the bank.
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What? Now? Couldn't have waited?
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- Apparently not.
- Well, we can't hang around.
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Rod Eagle's getting restless
and I don't want him cutting in.
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Good luck.
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(AMP WHINES)
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MERYL: Thank you all for
coming out today to be here
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for the unveiling
of this wonderful art piece
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to commemorate
the bounties of our shire.
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Today is a moment
that art and tourism
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will wrench control
of the town's economy
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and give it back to the people.
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I know you're all
desperate to see it
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so let's not stand on ceremony
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and let's have a good
old-fashioned perve.
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- OK!
- (PEOPLE CHEER AND APPLAUD)
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(APPLAUSE FADES)
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(SCATTERED LAUGHTER)
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How much did that cost?
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Not the point, Ajax.
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AJAX: Hayles, it looks
like a cock and balls.
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Don't say that!
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- (SNICKERS)
- Oh, my God...
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- (CHARLIE AND AJAX LAUGH)
- JIM: Oh, God.
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Uh, everybody's
saying that it, um...
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Yes, I know what they're saying
so just keep smiling.
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- MAN: Over here, ladies.
- HAYLEY: What do we do?
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It's art! They're allowed
an interpretation.
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What are we supposed
to call this one, then?
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Oh, I think the work
speaks for itself, Rod.
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You want to know
what it's saying to me?
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It's saying you've outsmarted
yourself here, Meryl Knight.
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It's a pretty big chunk
of council money
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to spend on
a suggestive sculpture.
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- Hops?
- MATT: Exactly.
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- Distinctive flavour. Terroir.
- Oh, that's awesome.
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- No, people love that.
- MATT: Exactly.
244
00:11:10,092 --> 00:11:12,058
What assets do you have
against the loan?
245
00:11:12,060 --> 00:11:13,893
The farm.
246
00:11:13,895 --> 00:11:17,831
It's... it's not your farm, Matt.
It's Mummy and Daddy's.
247
00:11:17,833 --> 00:11:22,402
Oh, come on, Tim.
Just approve it.
248
00:11:22,404 --> 00:11:24,437
- I can't.
- Come on, Tim!
249
00:11:24,439 --> 00:11:27,107
Don't be a dick.
More debt - banks love that.
250
00:11:27,109 --> 00:11:29,509
I need assets against it.
251
00:11:29,511 --> 00:11:32,645
Look, let me spell it out
for you.
252
00:11:32,647 --> 00:11:35,648
Technically,
you're a 37-year-old man
253
00:11:35,650 --> 00:11:38,084
who owns... his clothes.
254
00:11:38,086 --> 00:11:40,020
I mean, you've got nothing.
255
00:11:40,022 --> 00:11:42,905
- Is your car even in your name?
- Yes.
256
00:11:43,891 --> 00:11:46,860
It's not.
257
00:11:46,862 --> 00:11:49,596
- Really?
- No! It's all Daddy's.
258
00:11:49,598 --> 00:11:51,431
Why don't you get him
to come in?
259
00:11:51,433 --> 00:11:53,933
Or at least give you a note
saying you can be late to class?
260
00:11:53,935 --> 00:11:57,230
- That's not funny.
- Well, it's a little bit funny.
261
00:11:58,039 --> 00:11:59,639
It's...
262
00:12:00,474 --> 00:12:03,843
(MACHINERY WHIRRS)
263
00:12:09,717 --> 00:12:12,485
How long do you reckon
till we get back on the plane?
264
00:12:12,487 --> 00:12:14,454
PENNY: Not listening.
265
00:12:14,456 --> 00:12:16,489
Come on. This is rare
common ground between us.
266
00:12:16,491 --> 00:12:18,258
We could help each other.
267
00:12:18,260 --> 00:12:20,560
I have trust issues with you.
268
00:12:20,562 --> 00:12:23,504
Just roll up your sleeve
for me, mate.
269
00:12:28,903 --> 00:12:32,038
- Is something wrong?
- Oh, this tapping thing.
270
00:12:32,040 --> 00:12:34,908
I could show you.
It definitely helps.
271
00:12:34,910 --> 00:12:38,244
Let's just get this trip
over and done with.
272
00:12:38,246 --> 00:12:40,513
There you go. Thank you. Next.
273
00:12:44,652 --> 00:12:47,487
Oh, I can't be here.
274
00:12:47,489 --> 00:12:49,556
I know a buyer
when I see one, man.
275
00:12:49,558 --> 00:12:52,625
Yes, well, I'm just browsing.
276
00:12:54,728 --> 00:12:56,729
Nice shop.
277
00:12:56,731 --> 00:12:59,199
- I can't be here.
- So go, mate.
278
00:12:59,201 --> 00:13:01,868
(PHONE TRILLS)
279
00:13:04,705 --> 00:13:06,706
- Ken.
- Dr Knight!
280
00:13:06,708 --> 00:13:09,008
- I have good news.
- Oh, I knew you would.
281
00:13:09,010 --> 00:13:11,644
- You are the man.
- We can get Joey into the trial.
282
00:13:11,646 --> 00:13:13,813
Not the next one -
the one in six months.
283
00:13:13,815 --> 00:13:16,716
He'll be dead
in six months, Ken.
284
00:13:16,718 --> 00:13:20,653
Uh... So it's bad news,
not good news that I bring.
285
00:13:20,655 --> 00:13:22,422
Hmm. Well, you tried.
286
00:13:22,424 --> 00:13:24,090
I believe we've exhausted
the processes.
287
00:13:24,092 --> 00:13:26,259
- I don't know what else...
- You're fired. Thanks, Ken.
288
00:13:26,261 --> 00:13:28,761
(LINE BEEPS)
289
00:13:32,066 --> 00:13:33,833
You buying or what, mate?
290
00:13:35,636 --> 00:13:37,570
(SIGHS)
291
00:13:43,677 --> 00:13:46,880
- They're for a friend.
- Of course it is, mate.
292
00:13:51,519 --> 00:13:53,419
PENNY: Oh, there you are.
293
00:13:53,421 --> 00:13:55,388
We've been diverted -
farm accident.
294
00:13:55,390 --> 00:13:58,024
- We're not going back to town?
- No, not this morning.
295
00:13:58,026 --> 00:14:00,627
I've got calls to make.
I can't make them out there.
296
00:14:00,629 --> 00:14:02,362
Sorry people's
medical emergencies
297
00:14:02,364 --> 00:14:04,197
don't fit in with your calendar.
298
00:14:04,199 --> 00:14:06,432
Let's just get on the plane.
299
00:14:16,110 --> 00:14:18,044
(EXHALES HEAVILY)
300
00:14:21,348 --> 00:14:24,284
Ohh. (GROANS)
301
00:14:24,286 --> 00:14:26,886
- You OK? You look a bit...
- Think I'm gonna be sick.
302
00:14:26,888 --> 00:14:29,522
That sandwich must have
been older than me.
303
00:14:29,524 --> 00:14:32,592
- Your stomach?
- Ugh, sick... sick bag.
304
00:14:32,594 --> 00:14:34,527
Sick bag! (VOMITS)
305
00:14:34,529 --> 00:14:37,564
- (ENGINE WHIRRS)
- Oh! Oh, my God. Oh, my God!
306
00:14:37,566 --> 00:14:39,532
Please, keep flying!
307
00:14:39,534 --> 00:14:42,468
- Um...
- Under the seat.
308
00:14:42,470 --> 00:14:44,941
- Under the seat!
- Yep!
309
00:14:45,306 --> 00:14:47,674
- Ooh...
- Got it, got it.
310
00:14:47,676 --> 00:14:50,410
- (VOMITS)
- (PENNY GASPS)
311
00:14:55,649 --> 00:15:01,120
I'll be fine...
Ooh, no. No, I won't.
312
00:15:01,122 --> 00:15:06,159
But we're almost here, so I'll
try and land the plane, eh?
313
00:15:06,161 --> 00:15:08,761
What does she mean, try?
314
00:15:30,918 --> 00:15:33,052
- (PILOT GROANS)
- (LIQUID SLOSHES)
315
00:15:33,054 --> 00:15:35,989
- Do you think she's OK?
- Does she look OK, Doctor?
316
00:15:35,991 --> 00:15:38,258
- (PILOT RETCHES AND COUGHS)
- Kodie, are you...
317
00:15:38,260 --> 00:15:40,193
- (KODIE GROANS) Oh, Lord.
- Oh!
318
00:15:40,195 --> 00:15:42,495
Keep your fluids up
and we'll check on you later.
319
00:15:42,497 --> 00:15:44,464
KODIE: Oh, heaven help me,
Lord! Ugh!
320
00:15:44,466 --> 00:15:46,232
- Stay upwind of yourself.
- (LIQUID SLOSHES)
321
00:15:46,234 --> 00:15:47,934
HUGH: Oof!
322
00:15:51,739 --> 00:15:54,707
MAN: Oh, here they are now.
They'll tell you.
323
00:15:54,709 --> 00:15:56,376
WOMAN: Don't move!
324
00:15:56,378 --> 00:15:59,178
PENNY: The caller said there
was a suspected broken back?
325
00:15:59,180 --> 00:16:00,813
HUGH: But I'm guessing not.
326
00:16:00,815 --> 00:16:04,384
My wife had to make the call.
She may have exaggerated.
327
00:16:04,386 --> 00:16:07,520
I'm a nurse! I know what to do!
328
00:16:07,522 --> 00:16:10,023
MAN: Not anymore, love.
It was a long time ago.
329
00:16:10,025 --> 00:16:13,793
She's got that Alzheimer's.
It's my ankle.
330
00:16:13,795 --> 00:16:15,828
Can you move your toes
for me, Mr Contie?
331
00:16:15,830 --> 00:16:19,299
Oh, Martin.
I'm... I'm fine, fine.
332
00:16:19,301 --> 00:16:20,967
PENNY: And your fingers, Martin?
333
00:16:20,969 --> 00:16:23,169
Took a bump to the head,
though, didn't you?
334
00:16:23,171 --> 00:16:25,905
I...I blacked out for a second,
335
00:16:25,907 --> 00:16:29,075
I saw stars,
then came down to earth.
336
00:16:29,077 --> 00:16:30,910
- Can you sit up for me?
- Yeah.
337
00:16:30,912 --> 00:16:34,614
That stupid old man
just fell off his ladder.
338
00:16:40,688 --> 00:16:45,191
It's a sprained ankle.
We flew here. In a plane!
339
00:16:45,193 --> 00:16:46,926
Concussion too.
340
00:16:46,928 --> 00:16:49,028
That's the job,
though, isn't it?
341
00:16:49,030 --> 00:16:51,164
Emergencies in remote locations?
342
00:16:51,166 --> 00:16:53,633
(PHONE TRILLS)
343
00:16:53,635 --> 00:16:55,401
Betty, what's up?
344
00:16:55,403 --> 00:16:57,370
Joey came in breathless
and wanted to see you.
345
00:16:57,372 --> 00:17:00,843
- They're treating him now.
- Alright, can you put him on?
346
00:17:04,578 --> 00:17:07,447
- Hello.
- Hey, mate. How you feeling?
347
00:17:07,449 --> 00:17:10,683
I'm on a drip. I feel great.
348
00:17:10,685 --> 00:17:13,586
Hospital-grade pharmaceuticals.
Living the dream.
349
00:17:13,588 --> 00:17:17,590
Well, enjoy, rest up
and I'll see you soon, OK?
350
00:17:17,592 --> 00:17:21,994
No worries. Love you.
351
00:17:21,996 --> 00:17:25,832
Hugh, I called that number
and did what you asked.
352
00:17:25,834 --> 00:17:28,000
- Did you cry?
- I sobbed.
353
00:17:28,002 --> 00:17:30,603
It was really moving -
"Oh, I'm his wife.
354
00:17:30,605 --> 00:17:33,673
"We've got six kids
and little Hamish keeps asking,
355
00:17:33,675 --> 00:17:36,809
"'Why is Daddy lying down
and looking sad all the time?'"
356
00:17:36,811 --> 00:17:39,712
- HUGH: And?
- Hearts of stone, those people.
357
00:17:39,714 --> 00:17:42,782
So I ditched the act and I just
plain begged from my heart
358
00:17:42,784 --> 00:17:44,817
and then they got all official
359
00:17:44,819 --> 00:17:47,220
and started using words
like 'harassment' and 'AVO'
360
00:17:47,222 --> 00:17:49,055
and then they hung up on me.
361
00:17:49,057 --> 00:17:52,392
Alright, well, you're fired too.
I'm heading back now anyway.
362
00:17:52,394 --> 00:17:54,727
No, you're not. Kodie can't fly.
363
00:17:54,729 --> 00:17:57,096
- We're stuck here the night.
- No, I got Joey in hospital.
364
00:17:57,098 --> 00:18:00,299
I have to get him into this
trial. I need to get back now.
365
00:18:00,301 --> 00:18:01,901
Will you fly the plane
or will I?
366
00:18:01,903 --> 00:18:05,605
We can always take it in turns
between crying and vomiting.
367
00:18:05,607 --> 00:18:08,674
- Funny.
- Thank you.
368
00:18:12,446 --> 00:18:15,615
(PHONE TRILLS)
369
00:18:17,818 --> 00:18:19,552
- Trev.
- Hugh.
370
00:18:19,554 --> 00:18:21,921
I have a question for you.
371
00:18:21,923 --> 00:18:24,924
Who is the smartest pig
in the world?
372
00:18:24,926 --> 00:18:27,994
I don't know. Who is the
smartest pig in the world?
373
00:18:27,996 --> 00:18:30,463
Ein-swine. (LAUGHS)
374
00:18:30,465 --> 00:18:33,099
- Look at you with a joke!
- Yeah, I know.
375
00:18:33,101 --> 00:18:35,034
- Did it work?
- Actually, it wasn't bad.
376
00:18:35,036 --> 00:18:36,702
Hey, can you do me a favour?
377
00:18:36,704 --> 00:18:38,671
Only because you thought
my joke was funny.
378
00:18:38,673 --> 00:18:41,007
Do you know a Dr Vincent,
immunologist?
379
00:18:41,009 --> 00:18:44,377
- Adelaide General?
- Yeah. You guys friends?
380
00:18:44,379 --> 00:18:46,045
You know I don't do friends,
381
00:18:46,047 --> 00:18:49,715
but we have a good
professional relationship.
382
00:18:49,717 --> 00:18:51,684
How can I help?
383
00:18:54,555 --> 00:18:56,656
HAYLEY: We're trending
on Twitter!
384
00:18:56,658 --> 00:19:00,293
(EXCITEDLY) "Things are looking
up in Whyhope. Worth a visit."
385
00:19:00,295 --> 00:19:02,094
Uh, hashtag - 'funny art'.
386
00:19:02,096 --> 00:19:05,698
Hashtag - 'my wine bottle penis
is bigger than yours'.
387
00:19:05,700 --> 00:19:08,734
Sometimes you can trend
for all the wrong reasons.
388
00:19:08,736 --> 00:19:11,204
Controversy could be
just as good for tourism.
389
00:19:11,206 --> 00:19:15,308
Once the visitor numbers are up,
Rod is left high and dry.
390
00:19:15,310 --> 00:19:17,477
But is that the message
we want to send?
391
00:19:17,479 --> 00:19:21,414
"Come for sexy art,
stay for dinner."
392
00:19:21,416 --> 00:19:23,416
That's a good slogan.
Tweet that.
393
00:19:23,418 --> 00:19:25,485
We'd be encouraging them.
394
00:19:25,487 --> 00:19:27,820
Hayley, opportunity's
like an erection -
395
00:19:27,822 --> 00:19:29,755
use it or lose it.
396
00:19:31,225 --> 00:19:32,792
Ugh.
397
00:19:36,296 --> 00:19:39,465
(JIM AND AJAX CHATTER AND LAUGH)
398
00:19:43,237 --> 00:19:45,838
So you went to the bank.
399
00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:48,508
I stupidly thought that
since I keep this place afloat
400
00:19:48,510 --> 00:19:50,610
I should be allowed
to make some decisions.
401
00:19:50,612 --> 00:19:53,848
You knew I said no,
but you went behind my back.
402
00:19:54,882 --> 00:19:57,617
- What's going on?
- Hops, mate.
403
00:19:57,619 --> 00:19:59,752
A beautiful paddock
full of hops,
404
00:19:59,754 --> 00:20:02,255
giving value to our brew,
adding to our brand,
405
00:20:02,257 --> 00:20:04,156
creating an original
local story,
406
00:20:04,158 --> 00:20:06,859
only Rupert Murdoch here
won't let go of his empire
407
00:20:06,861 --> 00:20:09,929
and the bank won't loan me
anything without his signature.
408
00:20:09,931 --> 00:20:11,664
This is still my land.
409
00:20:11,666 --> 00:20:15,101
Pop gave Mum this land and even
then he had to sell off Bundoon
410
00:20:15,103 --> 00:20:18,671
to pay for the hole that
you put us in in the '90s.
411
00:20:20,040 --> 00:20:24,577
Everything you touch
turns to shit.
412
00:20:24,579 --> 00:20:26,112
Don't you speak to me like...
413
00:20:26,114 --> 00:20:28,180
I'm done doing
what you tell me to do...
414
00:20:28,182 --> 00:20:29,615
Stop it! Oh!
415
00:20:31,051 --> 00:20:32,852
Ugh! Ohh!
416
00:20:32,854 --> 00:20:34,453
Dad, no!
417
00:20:36,023 --> 00:20:38,658
- Ugh!
- Dad, Dad...
418
00:20:39,493 --> 00:20:41,193
- Oh!
- Shit, Matt! Stop!
419
00:20:41,195 --> 00:20:43,462
(MATT AND JIM GROAN)
420
00:20:44,798 --> 00:20:46,499
Ugh...
421
00:20:49,069 --> 00:20:51,137
(MUTTERS)
422
00:20:53,807 --> 00:20:55,808
JIM: Ugh...
423
00:20:57,277 --> 00:20:59,345
(GROANS)
424
00:20:59,347 --> 00:21:02,381
(JIM INHALES SHARPLY)
425
00:21:03,216 --> 00:21:05,251
Ahh!
426
00:21:05,253 --> 00:21:07,665
- Does it hurt?
- Yes.
427
00:21:08,956 --> 00:21:12,091
Did you think I wouldn't hear?
What is wrong with you?
428
00:21:12,093 --> 00:21:15,394
At least I didn't put
a big dick in Memorial Park.
429
00:21:15,396 --> 00:21:17,063
Why wouldn't I?
430
00:21:17,065 --> 00:21:20,242
I've had one living
in my kitchen for 40 years.
431
00:21:22,936 --> 00:21:25,571
If you didn't bottle everything
up until it got all angry,
432
00:21:25,573 --> 00:21:28,007
then you could've properly
sorted it out years ago.
433
00:21:28,009 --> 00:21:30,843
- Well, you can't talk to him.
- That's true.
434
00:21:30,845 --> 00:21:32,878
Now you've got your blood up,
435
00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:36,549
do you reckon you could go
punch your mum out for me?
436
00:21:38,018 --> 00:21:40,353
Ow.
437
00:21:40,355 --> 00:21:43,155
- Ow!
- "Ow!"
438
00:21:48,395 --> 00:21:50,229
You know you should
be resting that ankle.
439
00:21:50,231 --> 00:21:53,065
Oh, I'm still embarrassed,
440
00:21:53,067 --> 00:21:55,067
dragging you all the way
out here for nothing.
441
00:21:55,069 --> 00:21:57,169
And now you've gotta
stay the night.
442
00:21:57,171 --> 00:22:00,239
Oh, it's not your fault that
our pilot has a weak stomach.
443
00:22:00,241 --> 00:22:02,208
That would definitely
be a consolation, though.
444
00:22:02,210 --> 00:22:05,277
I don't usually start
till I put Deb to bed,
445
00:22:05,279 --> 00:22:08,681
but this is a very special day.
446
00:22:08,683 --> 00:22:12,051
Cheers. Must be tough looking
after her all the way out here.
447
00:22:12,053 --> 00:22:14,453
- All alone.
- Oh...
448
00:22:14,455 --> 00:22:17,189
So she doesn't always
remember who I am,
449
00:22:17,191 --> 00:22:19,392
but I always know who she is.
450
00:22:19,394 --> 00:22:21,961
You know, you just
might be my first ever
451
00:22:21,963 --> 00:22:23,763
good marriage role model.
452
00:22:23,765 --> 00:22:28,768
Oh! In truth,
I've been a right bastard.
453
00:22:28,770 --> 00:22:33,272
I never listen. I haven't
always been faithful.
454
00:22:33,274 --> 00:22:36,642
But she's always stuck by me
so I'm gonna stick by her.
455
00:22:36,644 --> 00:22:39,703
In the end, that's...
that's what love is.
456
00:22:42,783 --> 00:22:45,666
Come on. I'll show you
to your room.
457
00:22:48,155 --> 00:22:49,989
Thank you.
458
00:22:51,491 --> 00:22:55,728
MARTIN: It's only a double,
but it's very comfortable.
459
00:22:55,730 --> 00:22:58,097
So where's Hugh going to sleep?
460
00:22:58,099 --> 00:23:02,034
Your pilot's in the other room
with... with a bucket.
461
00:23:02,036 --> 00:23:03,869
Look, thanks so much
for the hospitality.
462
00:23:03,871 --> 00:23:07,640
Penny's only joking. She knows
I don't snore too much.
463
00:23:12,379 --> 00:23:14,447
Quick, get a photo
of the dick, come on.
464
00:23:14,449 --> 00:23:16,582
Move up a bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's cool.
465
00:23:16,584 --> 00:23:18,584
- (LAUGHS) Oh, my God.
- (BOTH LAUGH)
466
00:23:18,586 --> 00:23:20,419
Why do they all do that?
467
00:23:20,421 --> 00:23:23,122
You're the one who's been
tweeting about it being sexy.
468
00:23:23,124 --> 00:23:24,857
It's a defence strategy.
469
00:23:26,426 --> 00:23:28,694
Oh, this is all my fault.
470
00:23:28,696 --> 00:23:30,329
Well, you didn't
choose the thing.
471
00:23:30,331 --> 00:23:32,164
I knew it was under there
472
00:23:32,166 --> 00:23:34,934
but I didn't want it to be true
so I didn't deal with it.
473
00:23:34,936 --> 00:23:36,602
Now everyone's making fun
in the press.
474
00:23:36,604 --> 00:23:38,370
Not just local -
national press are calling.
475
00:23:38,372 --> 00:23:39,839
And everyone's going to see it
476
00:23:39,841 --> 00:23:42,074
and Meryl's going
to get voted off the council.
477
00:23:42,076 --> 00:23:44,110
Really? Well, that sucks.
478
00:23:44,112 --> 00:23:46,445
Well, it hasn't happened yet,
obviously,
479
00:23:46,447 --> 00:23:49,815
and it won't,
not if I can help it.
480
00:23:58,558 --> 00:24:00,392
Big spoon or little spoon?
481
00:24:00,394 --> 00:24:03,329
Don't bring your dirty mind into
Martin and Deb's spare room.
482
00:24:03,331 --> 00:24:05,598
I was talking about snuggling.
483
00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:08,367
- You know you weren't.
- Well, not now I'm not.
484
00:24:08,369 --> 00:24:11,704
(LAUGHS) Let's just get in.
485
00:24:12,939 --> 00:24:14,840
I usually like that side.
486
00:24:14,842 --> 00:24:18,210
So long as you don't sleep in
the nude, I really don't care.
487
00:24:18,212 --> 00:24:20,012
Again with the dirty talk.
488
00:24:20,014 --> 00:24:22,248
Nude. Nude.
489
00:24:22,250 --> 00:24:24,817
- Nude.
- (BOTH LAUGH)
490
00:24:49,810 --> 00:24:52,978
So how long do you think they've
both been out here like this?
491
00:24:52,980 --> 00:24:56,348
Oh, um... a long time.
492
00:24:56,350 --> 00:24:59,318
He's got his work
cut out for him.
493
00:24:59,320 --> 00:25:02,221
Well, he loves her.
494
00:25:02,223 --> 00:25:04,323
(SNORTS WITH LAUGHTER)
495
00:25:04,325 --> 00:25:05,891
What?
496
00:25:07,194 --> 00:25:08,727
I know what commitment is.
497
00:25:08,729 --> 00:25:12,364
I mean, that -
that's a marriage.
498
00:25:12,366 --> 00:25:14,200
I thought you were
against marriage.
499
00:25:14,202 --> 00:25:16,268
Oh, yeah, for me.
500
00:25:16,270 --> 00:25:18,337
And kids?
501
00:25:21,808 --> 00:25:24,410
A pause!
502
00:25:24,412 --> 00:25:27,012
Hugh Knight is human after all.
503
00:25:28,715 --> 00:25:32,484
I've actually got a kid.
Only just found out.
504
00:25:33,787 --> 00:25:35,487
Oh, OK.
505
00:25:35,489 --> 00:25:38,324
I wasn't expecting that.
506
00:25:40,760 --> 00:25:43,529
He's, uh... he's 16.
507
00:25:43,531 --> 00:25:46,649
His mum never told me
that she was pregnant.
508
00:25:47,067 --> 00:25:48,834
- Have you met him?
- Yeah.
509
00:25:48,836 --> 00:25:50,903
He doesn't know who I am.
510
00:25:52,138 --> 00:25:53,772
I don't know how to tell him,
511
00:25:53,774 --> 00:25:57,009
but, uh, I mean,
he's a good kid.
512
00:25:58,078 --> 00:26:00,479
He's, uh... He's free.
513
00:26:02,315 --> 00:26:04,316
In a way that I never was.
514
00:26:06,386 --> 00:26:09,386
So I don't wanna spoil that
with my news.
515
00:26:11,057 --> 00:26:13,592
You're already being a parent,
516
00:26:13,594 --> 00:26:17,363
taking the pain yourself rather
than passing it on to your kid.
517
00:26:18,265 --> 00:26:19,899
Who would've thought?
518
00:26:23,870 --> 00:26:27,273
(PHONE BUZZES)
519
00:26:27,275 --> 00:26:28,774
I think that's me.
520
00:26:31,077 --> 00:26:34,647
Oh, it's Aoife. I texted her
about Deb's records.
521
00:26:34,649 --> 00:26:36,348
Uh, just, um, maybe if I...
522
00:26:36,350 --> 00:26:39,652
"I love you. You have 12 hours."
523
00:26:39,654 --> 00:26:42,221
Look what God made.
Ain't it... pretty?
524
00:26:42,223 --> 00:26:44,757
You're kidding me!
525
00:26:44,759 --> 00:26:48,193
- She's my best nurse!
- She's... very talented.
526
00:26:48,195 --> 00:26:50,963
Which is why I don't wanna
lose her in two weeks when
527
00:26:50,965 --> 00:26:53,732
she comes to me with a broken
heart and a transfer form!
528
00:26:53,734 --> 00:26:57,202
Why would she have a broken
heart? Why in two weeks?
529
00:26:57,204 --> 00:26:59,705
I think we both know
what's going on here.
530
00:26:59,707 --> 00:27:02,141
Oh, really? Maybe we're in love.
531
00:27:02,143 --> 00:27:04,343
You're so, pfft, judgemental.
532
00:27:04,345 --> 00:27:05,844
You've said those words to her?
533
00:27:05,846 --> 00:27:07,880
"I love you, Aoife,"
you've said that?
534
00:27:07,882 --> 00:27:09,882
I have... You know what?
That's private.
535
00:27:09,884 --> 00:27:12,785
- So, no. Of course not.
- Look, it's confusing, OK?
536
00:27:12,787 --> 00:27:14,987
I only just found out
that I'm a dad.
537
00:27:14,989 --> 00:27:17,890
Oh, you're an appalling
human being.
538
00:27:18,892 --> 00:27:20,693
- You can sleep on the floor.
- No!
539
00:27:20,695 --> 00:27:22,528
You're not the boss of the bed,
540
00:27:24,431 --> 00:27:27,549
You know what? I need
to get some air anyway.
541
00:27:57,931 --> 00:28:00,755
You ARE an appalling
human being.
542
00:28:18,318 --> 00:28:20,848
- (PHONE TRILLS)
- (SIGHS)
543
00:28:26,626 --> 00:28:30,095
- Did you talk to your friend?
- He's not my friend.
544
00:28:30,097 --> 00:28:31,663
Hang on.
545
00:28:34,801 --> 00:28:37,369
So, Trev, is he
in the trial or not?
546
00:28:37,371 --> 00:28:39,304
TREVOR: There's no way.
The list is full.
547
00:28:39,306 --> 00:28:40,806
They're starting next week.
548
00:28:40,808 --> 00:28:43,675
It's too late to even
get Joey approved.
549
00:28:43,677 --> 00:28:46,278
(SIGHS)
550
00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:48,647
Alright, go back,
offer him 50 grand.
551
00:28:48,649 --> 00:28:52,584
- L-like a bribe?
- It's for Joey.
552
00:28:52,586 --> 00:28:55,120
So not like a bribe,
exactly a bribe.
553
00:28:55,122 --> 00:28:58,323
Hugh, I'm not comfortable
with that.
554
00:28:58,325 --> 00:29:02,027
Well, call it a donation, no
strings. Whatever it takes, OK?
555
00:29:02,029 --> 00:29:04,897
(SIGHS) I'll do it.
556
00:29:04,899 --> 00:29:06,532
Call me back.
557
00:29:19,946 --> 00:29:23,048
(SNEEZES) Oh, God. Ooh.
558
00:29:23,050 --> 00:29:24,616
(LAUGHS) Wow!
559
00:29:24,618 --> 00:29:28,320
It's just like
being back at Chequers.
560
00:29:28,322 --> 00:29:30,989
I saw Shirley Bassey there,
you know.
561
00:29:30,991 --> 00:29:33,225
That must have been amazing.
562
00:29:33,227 --> 00:29:38,297
I feel like dancing.
Come on, sugar, let's dance.
563
00:29:38,299 --> 00:29:41,300
(DEB LAUGHS)
564
00:29:41,302 --> 00:29:43,102
You certainly do have the moves.
565
00:29:43,104 --> 00:29:44,670
(LAUGHS) Oh, yeah.
566
00:29:47,273 --> 00:29:48,907
Spin me.
567
00:29:48,909 --> 00:29:51,810
Whoo! (LAUGHS)
568
00:29:52,946 --> 00:29:57,483
Oh, you're making
my heart flutter.
569
00:29:57,485 --> 00:29:59,218
- Deb?
- (BREATHES HEAVILY)
570
00:29:59,220 --> 00:30:03,589
Oh, it's beating so... fast.
571
00:30:03,591 --> 00:30:05,290
Sit down, sit down.
572
00:30:05,292 --> 00:30:10,129
You on any medications, Deb?
Anything for your heart? Deb?
573
00:30:10,131 --> 00:30:12,297
Penny, wake up. Wake up!
574
00:30:12,299 --> 00:30:14,032
- What is it?
- Atrial fibrillation.
575
00:30:14,034 --> 00:30:17,505
Wake up Martin and see what kind
of medication Deb's on.
576
00:30:20,840 --> 00:30:22,508
Stay with me, Deb.
577
00:30:26,646 --> 00:30:28,647
OK, Martin, we're gonna use
the defibrillator
578
00:30:28,649 --> 00:30:30,549
to reset the arrhythmia.
579
00:30:30,551 --> 00:30:33,819
Now, when I tell you,
you can't touch her, OK?
580
00:30:33,821 --> 00:30:37,422
- Switching on.
- (MACHINE BEEPS AND WHINES)
581
00:30:39,225 --> 00:30:40,859
(SIGHS)
582
00:30:43,663 --> 00:30:46,565
- (MACHINE BEEPS)
- And stand clear.
583
00:30:52,172 --> 00:30:54,573
(STEADY HEARTBEAT)
584
00:30:57,810 --> 00:30:59,378
OK, heartbeat's good.
585
00:30:59,380 --> 00:31:01,847
- She'll be OK?
- She's just had an arrhythmia.
586
00:31:01,849 --> 00:31:05,085
I got her stable again.
She's gonna be just fine.
587
00:31:07,287 --> 00:31:09,955
MARTIN: It's lucky I fell
off the roof, eh, love?
588
00:31:09,957 --> 00:31:12,324
Hey? Got the doctors here.
589
00:31:12,326 --> 00:31:15,360
DEB: A cup of tea would be nice.
590
00:31:15,362 --> 00:31:17,763
MARTIN: You'll be alright.
591
00:31:22,802 --> 00:31:24,636
- MARTIN: Thanks, Doctor.
- Thank you.
592
00:31:24,638 --> 00:31:27,050
- Doctor.
- Take care.
593
00:31:28,241 --> 00:31:29,708
DEB: What did they want?
594
00:31:29,710 --> 00:31:32,611
Irresponsible,
stupid, reckless,
595
00:31:32,613 --> 00:31:34,379
immature,
not to mention illegal.
596
00:31:34,381 --> 00:31:37,082
Look, she's admitted to taking
it herself and she's fine.
597
00:31:37,084 --> 00:31:38,550
She has Alzheimer's.
598
00:31:38,552 --> 00:31:40,118
When are you gonna grow up
599
00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:42,287
and accept responsibility
for anything?
600
00:31:42,289 --> 00:31:45,357
- Hard to say.
- (PHONE TRILLS)
601
00:31:47,594 --> 00:31:49,394
I'll have to take that.
602
00:31:49,396 --> 00:31:51,430
Of course you do.
603
00:31:51,432 --> 00:31:54,374
And I'll be needing
your urine sample.
604
00:31:56,736 --> 00:31:57,603
Trev?
605
00:31:57,605 --> 00:31:59,004
I came to this country
606
00:31:59,006 --> 00:32:00,839
to get away from
this kind of corruption.
607
00:32:00,841 --> 00:32:02,774
- Did it work?
- 50 grand donation.
608
00:32:02,776 --> 00:32:05,711
- And Joey's on the trial.
- You're a genius.
609
00:32:05,713 --> 00:32:09,748
I feel... dirty. Leave me alone.
610
00:32:15,121 --> 00:32:17,556
(WHISTLES)
611
00:32:22,262 --> 00:32:24,429
(LAUGHS)
612
00:32:30,903 --> 00:32:32,304
What?
613
00:32:32,306 --> 00:32:36,341
(DEEP VOICE) "We're in love."
You're ridiculous.
614
00:32:36,343 --> 00:32:38,443
Maybe we are.
615
00:32:38,445 --> 00:32:41,346
And maybe a pig's about
to fly past our window.
616
00:32:41,348 --> 00:32:43,448
Oh, well...
617
00:32:53,826 --> 00:32:56,194
Welcome back.
618
00:32:56,196 --> 00:32:59,264
Dr Knight, we've got
a bit of a situation with Jazz,
619
00:32:59,266 --> 00:33:00,999
the penectomy.
620
00:33:01,001 --> 00:33:04,870
Oh, your drug buddy.
Isn't that sweet?
621
00:33:04,872 --> 00:33:08,040
Aoife, I love you.
622
00:33:10,510 --> 00:33:14,012
- What is wrong with you?
- I'm saying it back.
623
00:33:14,014 --> 00:33:15,747
Bugger me, timing!
624
00:33:15,749 --> 00:33:17,783
You'd better get over there.
625
00:33:18,951 --> 00:33:22,010
By the way, I love you
so much right now.
626
00:33:28,261 --> 00:33:31,085
- You can speak to the doctor.
- Oh.
627
00:33:31,864 --> 00:33:34,266
Well, you're looking better.
628
00:33:34,268 --> 00:33:37,736
Amazing how a bit of fresh air
fixes... most things.
629
00:33:37,738 --> 00:33:40,839
- This is my fianc�e, Erin.
- Hugh Knight.
630
00:33:40,841 --> 00:33:42,974
He won't tell me
what's going on.
631
00:33:42,976 --> 00:33:44,743
Right.
632
00:33:44,745 --> 00:33:48,313
What is going on?
It's not serious, is it?
633
00:33:48,315 --> 00:33:49,815
We have the most perfect
634
00:33:49,817 --> 00:33:52,017
wedding, honeymoon, life
planned.
635
00:33:52,019 --> 00:33:54,753
- He's freaking me out.
- Everything's... fine..
636
00:33:54,755 --> 00:33:57,155
Then why's he here?
637
00:33:57,157 --> 00:34:01,660
And everything is also relative.
638
00:34:07,333 --> 00:34:09,601
You can think that
something is enough,
639
00:34:09,603 --> 00:34:11,803
a-and then you get a bit less
640
00:34:11,805 --> 00:34:14,873
and then you realise that
that is also good.
641
00:34:14,875 --> 00:34:18,810
In fact, it could even be
a better... fit.
642
00:34:20,580 --> 00:34:23,014
- Is he dying?
- Oh, no.
643
00:34:23,016 --> 00:34:25,684
- No! No, no, of course not.
- Oh, thank God.
644
00:34:25,686 --> 00:34:29,020
I love him so much.
(LAUGHS) What is it?
645
00:34:29,022 --> 00:34:32,357
- Why is it such a mystery?
- Nothing has to change.
646
00:34:32,359 --> 00:34:34,659
What's wrong with him?
647
00:34:36,462 --> 00:34:39,064
Jazz has suffered
a self-inflicted penectomy.
648
00:34:39,066 --> 00:34:40,932
What's that?
649
00:34:40,934 --> 00:34:44,603
He was high on ice and cut
the end of his old fella off.
650
00:34:44,605 --> 00:34:46,271
Look, but it's fine.
651
00:34:46,273 --> 00:34:48,173
He has a fully
functioning urethra.
652
00:34:48,175 --> 00:34:50,342
It's a happy ending
when you think about it.
653
00:34:50,344 --> 00:34:52,043
His...?
654
00:34:52,045 --> 00:34:54,980
Yes.
655
00:34:54,982 --> 00:34:58,784
You were high on ice
and you cut off your cock?!
656
00:34:58,786 --> 00:35:01,353
- It was just the tip.
- That's...!
657
00:35:01,355 --> 00:35:02,687
I know.
658
00:35:04,424 --> 00:35:08,393
So it's rehab for him,
counselling for you both
659
00:35:08,395 --> 00:35:10,695
and no sex for a while.
660
00:35:10,697 --> 00:35:13,398
- Oh, no danger of THAT!
- Oh!
661
00:35:18,971 --> 00:35:21,606
There probably wasn't a way
I could have told that news
662
00:35:21,608 --> 00:35:23,241
where she was gonna be happy.
663
00:35:23,243 --> 00:35:26,745
No, I guess not.
664
00:35:26,747 --> 00:35:29,548
You've got some fluid build-up
so we're gonna give you
665
00:35:29,550 --> 00:35:31,283
something called
a thoracentesis.
666
00:35:31,285 --> 00:35:33,652
That doesn't sound good.
667
00:35:33,654 --> 00:35:35,654
Nah, doesn't hurt.
668
00:35:35,656 --> 00:35:37,689
It'll just drain
the fluid off your lung
669
00:35:37,691 --> 00:35:39,524
so you can breathe a bit easier.
670
00:35:39,526 --> 00:35:41,259
Little sting here.
671
00:35:41,261 --> 00:35:43,094
It's just gonna come back.
672
00:35:43,096 --> 00:35:45,330
Not after this trial, it won't.
673
00:35:46,799 --> 00:35:49,034
How much is all this
gonna cost anyway?
674
00:35:49,036 --> 00:35:51,403
Don't you worry about that.
That's all sorted.
675
00:35:51,405 --> 00:35:53,538
At least, it will be.
676
00:35:59,312 --> 00:36:00,846
(HUGH GRUNTS)
677
00:36:02,515 --> 00:36:04,416
What are you doing, Hugh?
678
00:36:06,853 --> 00:36:10,722
- Helping out?
- (LAUGHS) Yeah, that's crap.
679
00:36:10,724 --> 00:36:12,324
I know you're looking
for Mum's money.
680
00:36:12,326 --> 00:36:14,738
- Hah.
- What's it for?
681
00:36:16,662 --> 00:36:18,063
Joey.
682
00:36:18,065 --> 00:36:19,631
Look...
683
00:36:21,033 --> 00:36:22,634
He's running out of time.
684
00:36:22,636 --> 00:36:24,536
I found this thing
that could help him...
685
00:36:24,538 --> 00:36:26,538
Well, I'm pretty sure
it can help him.
686
00:36:26,540 --> 00:36:29,341
99% certain.
Odds are good.
687
00:36:29,343 --> 00:36:33,411
Anyway, I had to convince
these people that I was right,
688
00:36:33,413 --> 00:36:36,815
and for that I need cash.
689
00:36:36,817 --> 00:36:39,759
Yeah, whatever.
It's not Mum's anyway.
690
00:36:40,686 --> 00:36:44,456
Other side of the fountain,
10 paces to the east.
691
00:36:46,225 --> 00:36:49,027
Oh! Fuck.
692
00:36:52,198 --> 00:36:54,533
You hear about Dad and Matt?
693
00:36:54,535 --> 00:36:57,802
Reckon Dad had it coming.
694
00:36:57,804 --> 00:36:59,804
He's just not very good
at talking.
695
00:36:59,806 --> 00:37:02,240
Jeez, you always
forgive him, don't you?
696
00:37:02,242 --> 00:37:04,109
Why do you two hate him so much?
697
00:37:04,111 --> 00:37:07,312
Well, that way he is with you,
we never saw any of that.
698
00:37:07,314 --> 00:37:08,880
I mean, I walked away years ago,
699
00:37:08,882 --> 00:37:11,049
but Matt's always
put up with it.
700
00:37:11,051 --> 00:37:13,385
Maybe he finally had enough.
701
00:37:14,506 --> 00:37:16,688
He's never even
raised his voice at me.
702
00:37:16,690 --> 00:37:19,524
No. You're the special one.
703
00:37:19,526 --> 00:37:21,593
What, because I'm adopted?
704
00:37:24,564 --> 00:37:26,131
How do you feel about that?
705
00:37:26,133 --> 00:37:30,035
Oh, like, I don't know,
I've never felt different,
706
00:37:30,037 --> 00:37:34,005
except with you, maybe,
but everyone feels that.
707
00:37:34,007 --> 00:37:36,007
What does that mean?
708
00:37:36,009 --> 00:37:38,243
Nah, I don't wanna say.
709
00:37:38,245 --> 00:37:40,378
Uh, no, say.
710
00:37:42,615 --> 00:37:46,318
When you'd visit, before,
711
00:37:46,320 --> 00:37:50,121
everyone would kinda act up, be
all smart or funny or whatever.
712
00:37:50,123 --> 00:37:53,058
And once you'd go, we could all
relax and be ourselves again.
713
00:37:53,060 --> 00:37:55,660
I don't know, it was like
you were the special one
714
00:37:55,662 --> 00:37:58,486
and I was just
part of the family.
715
00:38:04,503 --> 00:38:06,671
(PLASTIC RUSTLES)
716
00:38:14,313 --> 00:38:16,615
(LAUGHS) Yes!
717
00:38:16,617 --> 00:38:19,317
- You owe me one.
- Any time.
718
00:38:19,319 --> 00:38:21,419
How about now?
719
00:38:33,933 --> 00:38:35,333
It's 3am.
720
00:38:35,335 --> 00:38:37,302
You should just be
getting home by now.
721
00:38:37,304 --> 00:38:40,138
- What sort of gay are you?
- Country gay.
722
00:38:40,140 --> 00:38:41,940
We need your help.
723
00:38:45,478 --> 00:38:49,481
(LAUGHS) Hey, hey, do you know
what I've been thinking about?
724
00:38:49,483 --> 00:38:52,283
- Hocking Street.
- Hocking Street.
725
00:38:52,285 --> 00:38:54,686
Every single letterbox
all at once.
726
00:38:54,688 --> 00:38:56,421
- Pwhoo! (LAUGHS)
- Bwwwm! (LAUGHS)
727
00:38:56,423 --> 00:38:59,924
Will you two old ladies stop
gasbagging and get on with it?
728
00:38:59,926 --> 00:39:01,259
(BOTH SCOFF)
729
00:39:01,261 --> 00:39:03,628
He sounds just like you
when we were 16.
730
00:39:03,630 --> 00:39:06,564
- No! You think?
- Yeah.
731
00:39:06,566 --> 00:39:08,933
Come on, let's go.
732
00:39:12,171 --> 00:39:13,738
NATHAN: Watch out.
733
00:39:16,142 --> 00:39:20,345
- Ah, what are you guys doing?
- Hayles! Oh. It's for Mum.
734
00:39:20,347 --> 00:39:23,314
Ah-hah, it's illegal
and dangerous.
735
00:39:23,316 --> 00:39:25,316
Look, would you rather
spin a story
736
00:39:25,318 --> 00:39:28,086
about an explosion or a huge...
737
00:39:28,088 --> 00:39:31,677
Don't say it! (GROANS) I never
want to hear that word again.
738
00:39:36,228 --> 00:39:37,862
(SIGHS)
739
00:39:39,398 --> 00:39:41,132
Actually, I quite like it
from this angle.
740
00:39:41,134 --> 00:39:43,401
There's a classic balance
to the composition
741
00:39:43,403 --> 00:39:45,236
that's very pleasing.
742
00:39:45,238 --> 00:39:48,591
Oh, enough with the chitchat.
Let's blow this mother.
743
00:39:50,509 --> 00:39:53,478
- (CAR ALARMS BLARE)
- (LAUGHTER)
744
00:39:53,480 --> 00:39:55,113
AJAX: Yeah!
745
00:39:56,549 --> 00:39:58,616
You know, we should
really just, um...
746
00:39:58,618 --> 00:40:00,185
- NATHAN: Yeah.
- Yep.
747
00:40:00,187 --> 00:40:03,288
(ALARMS BLARE, DOGS BARK)
748
00:40:03,290 --> 00:40:06,458
(BIRDS WARBLE)
749
00:40:14,767 --> 00:40:16,768
(SIGHS)
750
00:40:31,083 --> 00:40:33,084
(HUGH COUGHS)
751
00:40:38,324 --> 00:40:40,391
- What's this?
- Give that to Trevor
752
00:40:40,393 --> 00:40:42,393
when you arrive.
It's for the trial.
753
00:40:42,395 --> 00:40:44,095
Are you sure you wanna
waste this on me?
754
00:40:44,097 --> 00:40:47,165
How do you know I won't take
the cash and run away to Mexico?
755
00:40:47,167 --> 00:40:50,335
Because I've seen you on tequila
and it's embarrassing.
756
00:40:50,337 --> 00:40:52,237
(LAUGHS)
757
00:40:52,239 --> 00:40:55,239
If you were me,
would you be doing this?
758
00:40:55,341 --> 00:40:56,908
- Absolutely.
- Well, then,
759
00:40:56,910 --> 00:40:59,077
I really am making
the wrong decision.
760
00:40:59,079 --> 00:41:00,745
(BOTH LAUGH)
761
00:41:13,159 --> 00:41:14,759
Yeah?
762
00:41:23,969 --> 00:41:26,971
(PLANE'S ENGINES START)
763
00:41:37,082 --> 00:41:38,783
HUGH: Ohhh.
764
00:41:38,785 --> 00:41:41,753
Um, just wait, stop. Stop.
765
00:41:43,656 --> 00:41:46,991
I-I've got something to say
and once I've said it
766
00:41:46,993 --> 00:41:50,228
you're gonna think I'm a prick,
so brace yourself.
767
00:41:50,230 --> 00:41:51,963
This doesn't sound good.
768
00:41:54,066 --> 00:41:56,234
I'm sorry that
I said I loved you.
769
00:41:56,236 --> 00:41:57,802
Oh.
770
00:41:57,804 --> 00:41:59,904
Not that you're not loveable -
771
00:41:59,906 --> 00:42:03,608
you're hilarious and beautiful
and sexy as.
772
00:42:03,610 --> 00:42:07,712
I just... didn't say it
for the right reasons.
773
00:42:07,714 --> 00:42:10,949
In fact, if you compiled a list
of circumstances under which
774
00:42:10,951 --> 00:42:14,018
it's the worst possible reason
to tell someone you loved them,
775
00:42:14,020 --> 00:42:16,654
I ticked all the boxes
and then some.
776
00:42:16,656 --> 00:42:18,523
So you don't love me?
777
00:42:20,392 --> 00:42:23,328
- Everyone loves you.
- Hugh!
778
00:42:24,530 --> 00:42:26,898
Not the way you deserve
to be loved, no.
779
00:42:26,900 --> 00:42:28,967
You're right.
780
00:42:28,969 --> 00:42:31,002
I think you're a prick.
781
00:42:35,174 --> 00:42:37,275
(WHISPERS) Yep.
782
00:42:37,277 --> 00:42:40,511
That's a very expensive mess.
783
00:42:40,513 --> 00:42:43,281
Luckily, the insurance covers
all the damages.
784
00:42:43,283 --> 00:42:44,949
We're covered?
785
00:42:44,951 --> 00:42:47,085
Theft, destruction
and vandalism
786
00:42:47,087 --> 00:42:49,821
up to and including
the value of the artwork.
787
00:42:49,823 --> 00:42:51,589
Who knows,
with all that publicity,
788
00:42:51,591 --> 00:42:54,709
the estimated value
could have even gone up.
789
00:42:59,331 --> 00:43:00,999
(KNOCK AT DOOR)
790
00:43:03,903 --> 00:43:06,404
Which child did you
steal that from?
791
00:43:06,406 --> 00:43:08,773
No, it's mine.
792
00:43:10,509 --> 00:43:13,177
You've been taking
a big risk on my behalf.
793
00:43:13,179 --> 00:43:16,414
I need a doctor - it's not
for you, it's for the hospital.
794
00:43:16,416 --> 00:43:20,351
Still... I keep putting you
in that position.
795
00:43:21,353 --> 00:43:22,921
True.
796
00:43:22,923 --> 00:43:24,589
Thank you.
797
00:43:24,591 --> 00:43:29,127
- (SHOUTING NEARBY)
- No, um... thank you.
798
00:43:29,129 --> 00:43:32,129
(AOIFE YELLS) Such a bastard!
Oh, my God.
799
00:43:34,934 --> 00:43:37,568
(AOIFE SOBS)
800
00:43:37,570 --> 00:43:40,071
Is that what I think it is?
801
00:43:40,073 --> 00:43:43,741
- (AOIFE SOBS LOUDLY)
- Maybe somebody died.
802
00:43:43,743 --> 00:43:45,510
(SCOFFS)
803
00:43:46,673 --> 00:43:52,666
.
804
00:43:52,716 --> 00:43:57,266
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