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My name is Don Konkey.
I take pictures.
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That's my best
friend Lucy Spiller,
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the editor of Dirt
Now magazine.
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This is my girlfriend Kira.
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She died of a drug overdose.
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We've been living
together since.
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Thanks, baby.
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We became a family last week.
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Oh wow! It's a boy.
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It's time for you to
go back on your meds.
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- I don't wanna be alone again.
- You won't be.
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Then she had to go.
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That's Lucy's brother Leo.
He's dating some guy secretly.
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You can't keep a secret
from your big sister.
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Nothing's going on.
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Lucy hates secrets.
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She sent me to follow
him and guess what?
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He's dating married
action hero Jack Dawson.
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It is all about family,
isn't it?
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Leo got really pissed off when
Lucy showed him my photos.
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I can't believe you're
banging Jack Dawson.
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You had your own brother
followed by the Stalkarazzi
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so don't act all indignant.
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It's not like I'm
gonna publish these.
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Pretty sneaky sis'.
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This is Holt McLaren.
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His 1st day on the set of
his big movie went well.
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I'm fine!
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His girlfriend Julia...
not so much.
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This is Prince Tyreese,
the basketball star.
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He's helping Lucy with
the Andre G story.
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Some people think he's dead.
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Tweedy had his head. In a jar!
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Lucy's one of them.
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She asked me to find Andre
G and take some pictures.
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Nice guy.
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Lonely.
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Seems like your magazine
is looking to diss Tweedy.
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Now that we know he's off
on some island somewhere,
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we won't be doing
any stories on him.
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Glad to hear that.
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I told you not to
go with this story.
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This story is solid.
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I don't know if I told you this
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but I'm a highly
functional schizophrenic.
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I'm doing much better.
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But I definitely miss
my dead girlfriend.
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Kira!
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Thank God for the kids.
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It's Hollywood's
happiest couple
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telling everyone their secret
to their successful marriage.
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Meaning?
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You know like tips on
how they've managed to be
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successful where
other have failed,
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suggestions for the bedroom,
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how to keep things fresh.
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And how long have
they been married?
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A year and 2 months.
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Let's wait 6 months
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and do the story on where
she catches him doing
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a face plant on her
personal assistant.
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What is the problem here?
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I need a cover, you need jobs.
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Seems like the
perfect match, no?
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This is Hollywood,
someone is getting screwed
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and somebody out there cannot
wait to tell you about it.
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There's a cover out
there somewhere, okay?
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It's not going to just walk
through the front door.
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Oh, that's it.
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Incredible.
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Dude, you're amazing!
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Oh God!
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Oh God! Get off of me! Bitch!
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Lucy, I uh...
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I didn't see my Viena Smith
article and I was just wondering...
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That's because I'm
not running it.
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Well, I kinda got the impression
it was kinda good so...
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Really? Where did you
get that impression?
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I guess I just
kind of assumed...
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Well, you know what
happens when you assume...
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Yes, it makes as ass
out of you and me.
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No, it pisses me off.
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So is it really that arbitrary?
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The short answer is "yes,
it is."
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But I'll spell it out for you.
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When I was done
reading your piece,
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all I remembered was a typo.
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It wasn't bad but it was dull.
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And that's worse.
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What are you doing?
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Trying to see how much
we weigh as a couple.
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I've lost 9 and a half pounds.
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What's your secret?
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Come on, this isn't funny.
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People just don't lose
weight for no reason.
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- Honey, listen.
- This just isn't normal.
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The blood test came
back negative.
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Maybe they should
take more tests.
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Negative!
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How do we know?
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The doctor says it's
probably just stress.
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Just hear me out alright?
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With your new movie
and the accident
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and taking care of me,
that's a lot.
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But I'm doing better now.
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So maybe I can
take care of you.
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Julia, what are you doing?
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Just trying to relieve a little stress,
doctor's orders.
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Julia, come on, just...
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Julia, come on.
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Julia, could you just stop?
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- I'm sorry.
- Go to hell!
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Julia, it's not you.
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I'm just nervous about
this damn movie tomorrow.
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Julia!
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Are you sure?
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I'm quite familiar with
the act from all angles.
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And it was definitely a man?
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- It was his trainer.
- What's his name?
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All I know is that
he's red-headed
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and has a March of the Penguins
bumper sticker on his van.
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Suddenly, I don't
feel so special.
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I didn't seek him out.
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He seduced me.
I was there to do a job.
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He played me for fool, Lucy.
I wanna expose
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his lying, cheating,
trainer blowing ass.
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This just happened so why don't
you give it a little to digest.
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Digest?
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Digest what?
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A guy tells you
that he loves you,
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that you're the first guy
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he's ever been with or
felt this way about,
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then 2 days later you
catch him with his dick
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in another guy's mouth!
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If you tell me it's just sex,
I'm cool with that.
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You tell me you think
you're falling in love,
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that you want me to clear my schedule
for a month to be in New Zealand
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while you shoot your next picture,
I'm thinking game on.
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I understand but
as your sister...
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I don't wanna talk
with my sister.
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I wanna talk with the editor of
Dirt Now. Is she in or isn't she?
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You have no idea what you'd
be getting yourself into.
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I trust you.
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No, this has nothing to
do with trusting me.
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You wanna out one of the biggest
action stars in the world.
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I sure as hell would
try to protect you but
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there are no guarantees.
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Do you really wanna
take that risk?
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You bet your ass I do.
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Good because this is
a great goddamn story!
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Hey, little girl.
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Yeah, you.
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Hey, Diana.
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Hey, you're ready?
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Okay, Diana,
I'm just gonna open your mouth
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and slide this tablet to
the back of your throat.
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Yeah, you did very good.
Very good.
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'Cause you don't wanna get worms.
They can make you feel real sick.
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It's okay now.
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Whatcha doing?
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Yeah?
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Okay.
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Hi.
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I'm supposed to meet
Jack for late lunch.
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I thought I punched
the code in right.
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He gave it to me
over the weekend.
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Yeah, we change
that every week.
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He's out back by the pool.
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Damn, I've got fabric samples in my car.
Do you mind?
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Yeah, make it quick.
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You have incredible lips,
you know that?
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They're just like Kira's:
thick, color **.
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She used to
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suck on her bottom lip
when she was messed up.
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Like a pacifier notice.
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Hey! Hey, hey, hey, hey.
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What's the matter, kitten?
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Kira loved you.
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It's Holt she didn't like.
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That's just because he
never stuck his dick in her.
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She didn't think he was
good enough for you.
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She loved you.
I totally see why.
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She knew you'd never leak
the pregnancy to the press.
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Kira told me she told you.
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She thought maybe
you got drunk and
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told Holt and he leaked it.
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She knew you wouldn't
betray her like that.
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She thought it was Holt.
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No, Holt never knew.
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And if he did,
he'd never betray me.
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Ah, Julia...
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Julia, come on.
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This is Hollywood.
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Betrayal should have its own
star on the walk of fame.
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Hey!
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What are you doing?
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Shit! Shut up!
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Oh shit! You're real!
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Get him!
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Hey, nice pool.
I like the Greek urns.
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You know, the Romans, they stole
all the culture from the Greeks.
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You know,
they like it so they just took it.
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Found this in his pocket.
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What?
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What?
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Get him out of here!
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When you're done with him,
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come get this piece
of shit right here.
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There you are,
you got a second?
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Hello?
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I just said I need
to speak with you.
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No, you asked me if I had a
second and obviously I don't.
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May I ask what's so important
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that you can't give
me a second here?
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- Don's in jail.
- I'm sorry?
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I'm gonna go bail him out.
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Wait, no. No, no, no!
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Don doesn't not work for Dirt Now.
He's freelance.
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We are of no obligation
to him whatsoever.
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Any interference on
our part might be...
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I'm bailing him
out as a friend.
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You know what friends are,
don't you Brent?
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Will you let me finish?
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You're setting us
up for a lawsuit.
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He has our next cover
pictures on him.
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I don't care if he has
pictures of Lindsay Lohan
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and Paris Hilton going down on
the ghost of Frank Sinatra.
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How he got them is my concern.
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He got them by being the
best photographer out there.
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I know you're a busy
woman Spiller what with
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saving the planet one
drunken celebrity at a time
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but there are amended statutes
you might wanna gloss over
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before you hang the
magazine out to dry.
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- You're done?
- Yes, I am.
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Good, I'm gonna go
get my next cover.
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Loved the friend angle.
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You almost had me on that one.
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It's looking really
beautiful Holt.
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You can take a
break if you like.
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- A minute.
- Thank you, thank you.
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Get the girls in please.
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That car brings
back some memories.
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My Dad hat a 67 Goad.
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Yeah. That's nice, huh?
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If I could lose my virginity all over
again, it would be in the backseat.
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Who am I kidding?
It would be in Bora Bora
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but backseat is a close 2nd.
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She's a beauty.
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- She's yours.
- What are you talking about?
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I knew you liked it so
I talked to the agency.
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And they said they
would be thrilled
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to have you tunning around
town in one of their cars.
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Shut up!
Get the hell out of here!
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- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
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We're ready for you.
Can you step in please?
256
00:16:36,536 --> 00:16:37,243
Get in there.
257
00:16:37,338 --> 00:16:39,163
Honey, you're
gonna look at him.
258
00:16:40,126 --> 00:16:44,291
Sweetheart, you are not looking
at a local ***, he's important.
259
00:16:44,426 --> 00:16:46,171
That makes you important.
260
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,671
That's it!
261
00:16:50,178 --> 00:16:52,670
I am moist. Am I right, girls?
262
00:16:52,848 --> 00:16:54,431
Holt, these are
gonna be gorgeous,
263
00:16:54,705 --> 00:16:57,000
we'll definitely hold them
'till after the Finsher release.
264
00:16:57,305 --> 00:16:59,971
Oh my God! Seriously!
Who's with me on the moist? Anyone?
265
00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:01,931
- Please.
- Okay.
266
00:17:02,568 --> 00:17:03,693
Julia!
267
00:17:07,817 --> 00:17:09,782
Hey, look who's here?
268
00:17:13,208 --> 00:17:15,203
Hey, did you come
to watch the shoot?
269
00:17:19,288 --> 00:17:20,702
Take one of us.
270
00:17:20,836 --> 00:17:21,703
Okay, very nice.
271
00:17:21,915 --> 00:17:23,911
We need to get back to work
so could you please...
272
00:17:25,508 --> 00:17:27,082
She is pretty, isn't she?
273
00:17:27,387 --> 00:17:29,250
She is.
So why don't you come and sit down?
274
00:17:29,425 --> 00:17:31,092
You wanna do this together?
275
00:17:31,347 --> 00:17:32,843
I bet she sucks a mean dick.
276
00:17:33,058 --> 00:17:35,603
- Okay, alright, sweetie.
- Can we get a bottle of water over here?
277
00:17:35,638 --> 00:17:39,142
Hey, you're missing his greatest asset.
Turn around.
278
00:17:39,565 --> 00:17:41,603
He's got the best
ass in the business.
279
00:17:41,857 --> 00:17:43,020
Julia, that's enough.
280
00:17:43,275 --> 00:17:44,942
That's nothing
next to his dick.
281
00:17:45,145 --> 00:17:47,063
Julia, that's enough. Please.
282
00:17:47,198 --> 00:17:49,150
But you won't screw
with me anymore.
283
00:17:49,367 --> 00:17:50,072
Come here.
284
00:17:50,277 --> 00:17:51,903
Can I get that damn water?
285
00:17:52,077 --> 00:17:52,691
Right here.
286
00:17:52,945 --> 00:17:54,991
Why don't you make
love to me anymore?
287
00:17:56,667 --> 00:17:58,240
Do you not love me?
288
00:18:00,995 --> 00:18:02,121
Julia, come on.
289
00:18:06,378 --> 00:18:09,293
Holt, listen, listen. Holt!
290
00:18:12,467 --> 00:18:13,511
Julia, stop!
291
00:18:13,766 --> 00:18:16,841
This is about you.
Listen. Hey, Holt!
292
00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:20,181
Listen to me.
293
00:18:20,358 --> 00:18:23,151
More important than how she's behaving
right now is how you handle it.
294
00:18:23,935 --> 00:18:26,442
This could ruin her career if
we don't handle it properly.
295
00:18:26,507 --> 00:18:28,742
I know she's messed up on the
painkillers and it's not her fault
296
00:18:28,777 --> 00:18:30,372
- but you gotta be smart here.
- Alright.
297
00:18:30,445 --> 00:18:32,232
Holt, let me do what
you pay me to do.
298
00:18:32,446 --> 00:18:34,152
- Alright.
- We can handle this in private.
299
00:18:34,327 --> 00:18:36,072
Away from the cameras. Go!
300
00:18:41,747 --> 00:18:42,582
Hi.
301
00:18:42,748 --> 00:18:44,623
Yeah, I need a limo to
take Julia Mallory home.
302
00:18:44,878 --> 00:18:46,080
I am at the photoshoot.
303
00:18:46,376 --> 00:18:47,461
No, I need it now.
304
00:18:47,665 --> 00:18:49,170
Yeah, she needs to
go straight home.
305
00:18:49,586 --> 00:18:50,831
How much?
306
00:18:51,086 --> 00:18:52,961
No, town car is fine.
307
00:18:56,978 --> 00:18:58,970
I just wanna know,
is that normal procedure?
308
00:18:59,646 --> 00:19:01,471
I busted my ass on that piece.
309
00:19:01,898 --> 00:19:05,722
Tell me if I'm wrong to be upset
and I'll let it go. It's just...
310
00:19:05,935 --> 00:19:08,732
- Willa, you want my advice?
- Yeah, of course.
311
00:19:09,107 --> 00:19:10,983
- Grow a pair.
- Pardon?
312
00:19:11,158 --> 00:19:12,612
Tough shit,
your piece got spiked.
313
00:19:12,775 --> 00:19:14,360
Write another one.
End of story.
314
00:19:14,986 --> 00:19:18,150
If you'll excuse me, celebrities
aren't gonna screw themselves.
315
00:19:21,455 --> 00:19:22,493
Alright, Carlson.
316
00:19:22,707 --> 00:19:25,370
What happens at the standards
stays at the standards.
317
00:19:27,706 --> 00:19:30,582
Oh, yeah.
I'll talk to you next week.
318
00:19:31,796 --> 00:19:33,040
Can I help you?
319
00:19:33,258 --> 00:19:34,423
Uh, Nancy.
320
00:19:34,595 --> 00:19:37,630
Yeah, your assistant is talking to
one of my associates right now.
321
00:19:37,926 --> 00:19:39,263
But not to worry,
we'll be brief.
322
00:19:40,305 --> 00:19:41,593
To be honest, I don't know how
323
00:19:41,806 --> 00:19:43,721
I can be of help to either
one of you gentlemen.
324
00:19:43,938 --> 00:19:46,101
But how do you know?
We haven't asked anything yet!
325
00:19:46,816 --> 00:19:48,181
But to be perfectly honest,
326
00:19:48,395 --> 00:19:50,853
I think that you could be
of a great help to us.
327
00:19:51,028 --> 00:19:52,520
But then again that
just may be my
328
00:19:52,816 --> 00:19:54,731
overly optimistic nature.
329
00:19:54,867 --> 00:19:55,901
What do you want?
330
00:19:56,075 --> 00:19:57,711
We would like to know
who gave up our boy
331
00:19:57,866 --> 00:20:00,493
in the Andre G story that you
said you weren't gonna run.
332
00:20:00,708 --> 00:20:02,660
I don't know.
333
00:20:02,998 --> 00:20:05,372
Listen to him. Okay.
334
00:20:05,497 --> 00:20:08,082
Now you can sit up in your
big ass expensive office
335
00:20:08,295 --> 00:20:11,211
and your $2,000 suit and
your 5 buck tie and that
336
00:20:11,296 --> 00:20:14,002
punk ass haircut and you're
gonna look me and my black face
337
00:20:14,257 --> 00:20:16,251
and you're gonna tell me
that you don't know shit?
338
00:20:16,345 --> 00:20:17,053
Come on, man!
339
00:20:17,175 --> 00:20:18,421
You're the man!
340
00:20:18,597 --> 00:20:21,553
You know every detail that
happens in this office, don't you?
341
00:20:21,766 --> 00:20:22,683
Am I right? Am I right?
342
00:20:22,897 --> 00:20:24,332
- Am I right?
- I think you're right.
343
00:20:24,346 --> 00:20:25,642
You're damn straight I'm right.
344
00:20:25,898 --> 00:20:27,642
I'm the publisher,
it's not necessary
345
00:20:27,817 --> 00:20:30,101
that I know who the
source of a story is.
346
00:20:30,317 --> 00:20:32,480
- You see that, Morris?
- Yeah. I saw it.
347
00:20:32,645 --> 00:20:35,273
- He saw what?
- You looked down when you said that.
348
00:20:35,486 --> 00:20:37,071
- So what?
- So you lying.
349
00:20:37,198 --> 00:20:38,570
You broke eye contact.
350
00:20:38,737 --> 00:20:40,012
When people lie,
they look away.
351
00:20:40,245 --> 00:20:41,953
Yeah, that's a big tale,
my friend.
352
00:20:42,245 --> 00:20:43,360
Oh my God!
353
00:20:44,416 --> 00:20:45,701
What do you...
354
00:20:45,877 --> 00:20:49,453
What do you gentlemen know
about the free press?
355
00:20:50,376 --> 00:20:52,830
Please, illuminate.
356
00:20:53,176 --> 00:20:55,381
Confidentiality between
the journalist
357
00:20:55,545 --> 00:20:58,841
and his or her source
is sacrosaint.
358
00:20:59,385 --> 00:21:01,841
Shield laws give journalists
the legal protection
359
00:21:02,095 --> 00:21:03,970
to keep the identity
of his source private.
360
00:21:04,136 --> 00:21:05,931
Even when police
and prosecutors
361
00:21:06,147 --> 00:21:08,393
are threatening
contempt and jail time.
362
00:21:08,645 --> 00:21:11,981
To betray that confidence is
a breach of ethics so great,
363
00:21:12,208 --> 00:21:14,352
it compromizes the
very foundation
364
00:21:14,527 --> 00:21:17,812
upon which the wall of
journalism is predicated.
365
00:21:20,945 --> 00:21:22,240
Wow!
366
00:21:23,457 --> 00:21:26,573
Thank you sir for educating
2 ignorant brothers
367
00:21:26,785 --> 00:21:30,083
in journalistic ethics in the
middle of your busy work day.
368
00:21:30,335 --> 00:21:31,121
Oh, man.
369
00:21:32,966 --> 00:21:34,711
Is that a real K.C. Hagston?
370
00:21:34,926 --> 00:21:36,833
Hack is a shit.
371
00:21:58,157 --> 00:21:59,310
Oh, God.
372
00:22:11,375 --> 00:22:13,333
Don, are you okay?
373
00:22:13,625 --> 00:22:14,752
Yeah.
374
00:22:20,505 --> 00:22:22,753
- Do you have the film?
- I think so.
375
00:22:23,016 --> 00:22:25,671
Do you need to go to
the bathroom to get it?
376
00:22:25,886 --> 00:22:27,552
No, it's not there.
377
00:22:28,147 --> 00:22:29,303
Where then?
378
00:22:32,938 --> 00:22:36,521
What's the quickest and safest
way to remove it from his stomach?
379
00:22:36,645 --> 00:22:39,310
Well, we can send a
tube down his throat
380
00:22:39,486 --> 00:22:41,191
and then reach in and
grab it with a claw.
381
00:22:41,366 --> 00:22:43,151
Or we can do it laparoscopicly.
382
00:22:43,406 --> 00:22:45,361
It's a little more involved,
we make an incision.
383
00:22:45,366 --> 00:22:46,491
What do you think, Don?
384
00:22:46,656 --> 00:22:48,200
- Claw.
- Me too.
385
00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:50,740
- Will it damage the canister?
- No.
386
00:22:50,918 --> 00:22:52,581
Stomach acid on the other hand
387
00:22:52,785 --> 00:22:55,701
can break down just about
anything given enough time.
388
00:22:55,795 --> 00:22:58,083
How the hell did you
swallow a film canister?
389
00:22:58,296 --> 00:23:00,292
Can I be home by 6?
390
00:23:01,637 --> 00:23:02,463
Please.
391
00:23:03,507 --> 00:23:05,843
That is so cute.
392
00:23:05,887 --> 00:23:08,301
You better not be planning
your wedding shit on my dime.
393
00:23:08,306 --> 00:23:11,180
I'm on my lunch and it's
actually baby shit.
394
00:23:11,226 --> 00:23:13,852
And no more tuna fish,
the smell makes me sick.
395
00:23:13,895 --> 00:23:15,681
- Excuse me Lucy.
- Yeah.
396
00:23:15,725 --> 00:23:18,100
- Selena Torres wants to talk.
- About what?
397
00:23:18,148 --> 00:23:19,392
Her side of the scandal.
398
00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:22,901
She said she didn't sleep with the
contestant until after he won American dream.
399
00:23:23,327 --> 00:23:25,411
What's the big deal,
she pretty much already said that.
400
00:23:25,447 --> 00:23:27,820
But he's not the only
contestant she slept with.
401
00:23:29,455 --> 00:23:29,993
Why now?
402
00:23:30,785 --> 00:23:32,132
Another one of them
is coming foward
403
00:23:32,165 --> 00:23:34,763
and she must do that sorf of 'mea
culpa' and beat him to the punch
404
00:23:35,876 --> 00:23:36,581
and why you?
405
00:23:37,297 --> 00:23:39,211
Her publicist and I
have a relationship.
406
00:23:40,255 --> 00:23:42,211
No, it's
professional relationship.
407
00:23:43,176 --> 00:23:45,592
- Have it to me by noon tomorrow.
- Okay.
408
00:23:56,898 --> 00:23:59,942
- Hey.
- Hi, I need to see you tonight.
409
00:23:59,987 --> 00:24:01,983
I can't, I gotta see Julia.
410
00:24:02,025 --> 00:24:04,731
I think you'll wanna
hear what I have to say.
411
00:24:04,777 --> 00:24:06,282
My house, 8:30.
412
00:24:25,755 --> 00:24:27,882
God! You're so beautiful.
413
00:24:36,975 --> 00:24:40,233
It's okay, baby bird.
You're alright.
414
00:24:40,276 --> 00:24:42,193
You're alright.
415
00:24:44,196 --> 00:24:45,400
Here. Feel better.
416
00:24:48,945 --> 00:24:52,112
Just relax and enjoy the ride.
417
00:25:32,908 --> 00:25:37,411
- You know who you remind me of?
- No.
418
00:25:38,837 --> 00:25:40,203
Bobby Miserv.
419
00:25:41,547 --> 00:25:42,702
Who's that?
420
00:25:45,008 --> 00:25:46,542
He's the first boy I kissed.
421
00:25:50,678 --> 00:25:52,631
Boys had kissed me before but
422
00:25:54,348 --> 00:25:57,091
he was the first boy I kissed.
423
00:26:00,065 --> 00:26:05,771
He was so... so pretty
424
00:26:14,746 --> 00:26:16,450
I like the way you look at me.
425
00:26:52,408 --> 00:26:53,982
I love them. What else you got?
426
00:26:54,788 --> 00:26:57,863
This is all of it which considering
where it came from it's pretty damn good.
427
00:26:57,915 --> 00:26:59,073
I think we were lucky.
428
00:27:00,128 --> 00:27:02,622
I think that one with his hands
down your pants is a keeper.
429
00:27:03,457 --> 00:27:06,713
- Whoa, what?
- You can really see it's me.
430
00:27:07,507 --> 00:27:10,040
Not for long,
photoshot the shit out of his face.
431
00:27:10,088 --> 00:27:10,921
Not a problem.
432
00:27:10,967 --> 00:27:13,172
When daniela's done not,
mom won't even know it's you.
433
00:27:13,217 --> 00:27:15,553
- Sweet!
- Thank you.
434
00:27:16,385 --> 00:27:16,970
Come here.
435
00:27:18,346 --> 00:27:20,010
Do you want to
stay at my house?
436
00:27:20,978 --> 00:27:22,893
Why, are you gonna
nurse me back to health?
437
00:27:24,067 --> 00:27:26,303
I guess you're rigth.
It's never been really my calling.
438
00:27:26,317 --> 00:27:28,443
Remember when I was 8
and had chicken pox?
439
00:27:28,485 --> 00:27:31,310
You stood at the doorway of a my
bedroom and threw me a box of saltines
440
00:27:31,368 --> 00:27:33,613
and then told dad and
mom you had fed my lunch.
441
00:27:33,618 --> 00:27:34,580
Technically that was true.
442
00:27:34,617 --> 00:27:36,531
I wasn't much of cook either.
443
00:27:37,498 --> 00:27:38,411
The offer still stands.
444
00:27:39,078 --> 00:27:40,362
I know.
445
00:27:44,585 --> 00:27:45,621
Get out of here.
446
00:27:46,958 --> 00:27:49,371
Scott, I love you.
I love you. I love you.
447
00:27:49,378 --> 00:27:52,380
No problem Willa. She needs to
clear the air, it's a big scoop.
448
00:27:52,425 --> 00:27:57,590
You were my first thought. Figured if I
was gonna do a solid for a reporter, might as well be a hottie.
449
00:27:57,638 --> 00:27:59,473
I owe you Scott, big time.
450
00:27:59,515 --> 00:28:01,760
See you tonight? Il Misto 7:30.
451
00:28:05,356 --> 00:28:07,313
Yes. Yes!
452
00:28:10,027 --> 00:28:11,273
Hello, Gibson.
453
00:28:12,866 --> 00:28:14,063
I just heard the damn story.
454
00:28:15,075 --> 00:28:15,770
So ludacris.
455
00:28:16,535 --> 00:28:18,242
I had to come and
tell you in person.
456
00:28:24,915 --> 00:28:27,953
I heard my magazine went and bailed
out some psychotic photographer.
457
00:28:30,716 --> 00:28:36,880
I thought what kind of idiot risk my
holding, not to mention their entire career.
458
00:28:36,925 --> 00:28:42,593
All for some mental pap who nabs the
occasional sag and rumpled ass of some future Hollywood square.
459
00:28:45,558 --> 00:28:47,140
Do you mind if I speak frankly?
460
00:28:48,066 --> 00:28:49,061
No, by all means.
461
00:28:49,065 --> 00:28:50,981
Why do you give shit?
462
00:28:52,276 --> 00:28:53,563
Have you seen the sell through?
463
00:28:54,237 --> 00:28:55,610
59%.
464
00:28:56,448 --> 00:28:58,603
People magazine would suck
your dick for those numbers.
465
00:28:59,487 --> 00:29:01,862
Lucy, you haven't
answered my question yet.
466
00:29:01,907 --> 00:29:03,993
- Am I gonna get...
- Sued?
467
00:29:04,038 --> 00:29:09,290
Yeah, most likely. But that price tag is
going to pale compared to what you'll pull in.
468
00:29:09,335 --> 00:29:12,623
Besides you always told me
scared money doesn't make money.
469
00:29:12,665 --> 00:29:14,543
Neither does stupid money.
470
00:29:14,587 --> 00:29:16,633
What's a few million to you?
471
00:29:16,635 --> 00:29:18,921
You just made that
clearing your throat.
472
00:29:18,967 --> 00:29:22,592
Don Konkey had this week's
cover sitting inside of him.
473
00:29:23,687 --> 00:29:26,262
It was business.
It was really good business.
474
00:29:26,268 --> 00:29:27,763
Ok.
475
00:29:29,776 --> 00:29:30,450
What's the cover?
476
00:29:31,485 --> 00:29:35,232
Photos of Jack Dawson fondling
another guy's nutsack.
477
00:29:37,115 --> 00:29:38,020
Jack Dawson?
478
00:29:42,905 --> 00:29:46,161
That's not your average Hollywood
fag story, I'll give you that.
479
00:29:49,745 --> 00:29:54,673
Well, I guess I came all
this way for nothing.
480
00:29:55,428 --> 00:29:58,103
No, actually I think it's a pretty
good time to talk about my raise.
481
00:30:00,717 --> 00:30:01,630
Have a seat, sweet pea.
482
00:30:07,347 --> 00:30:08,181
- There you are.
- Hi.
483
00:30:09,515 --> 00:30:11,560
- You look amazing.
- Oh, thank you.
484
00:30:11,605 --> 00:30:13,641
- Scott, party of two.
- Follow me.
485
00:30:13,686 --> 00:30:15,561
Oh, where's Selena?
486
00:30:15,567 --> 00:30:18,192
I didn't think we needed
her here at this juncture.
487
00:30:19,405 --> 00:30:20,082
What do you mean?
488
00:30:21,196 --> 00:30:23,492
I have to have this on my
editor's desk by noon tomorrow.
489
00:30:23,535 --> 00:30:28,530
Relax Willa, we'll have some nice
italian food, some wine, plenty of time right?
490
00:30:28,576 --> 00:30:30,783
A bottle of the
Santa Margarita.
491
00:30:30,838 --> 00:30:33,200
A little Pinot Grugio is ok?
492
00:30:33,255 --> 00:30:35,873
- Scott, I need this story.
- Sure.
493
00:30:35,878 --> 00:30:39,751
After we catch up.
What's the rush, right?
494
00:30:40,677 --> 00:30:43,962
Do you want me to call Luc',
tell her cool her wheels or something?
495
00:30:45,678 --> 00:30:47,470
Your company reps
Viena Smith right?
496
00:30:47,515 --> 00:30:49,431
Yeah, she is a top feeder.
497
00:30:49,476 --> 00:30:53,721
I just happen to know the
doctor who stapled her stomach.
498
00:30:53,778 --> 00:30:57,022
There is no proof that she
actually had that surgery.
499
00:30:57,066 --> 00:30:59,943
Don't screw with me Scott,
it's not speculative, I know.
500
00:30:59,987 --> 00:31:01,861
I talked with him,
I have his story.
501
00:31:01,906 --> 00:31:05,243
Now, you have Selena in my
office tomorrow morning
502
00:31:05,285 --> 00:31:06,490
or I'm running it
503
00:31:07,325 --> 00:31:10,992
and then I'll have Luc' call your boss
and tell him how it was all preventible.
504
00:31:12,376 --> 00:31:13,990
- You're full of shit.
- Try me.
505
00:31:15,336 --> 00:31:18,582
- Your wine.
- Thank you, it's on him.
506
00:31:36,437 --> 00:31:38,772
Dad, I think it's time.
507
00:31:43,077 --> 00:31:44,190
I know.
508
00:31:55,417 --> 00:32:00,790
People, US, OK, Star, everyone's going
full board on your girlfriend's episode today.
509
00:32:01,836 --> 00:32:02,881
It's her pain meds.
510
00:32:03,797 --> 00:32:05,112
We're adjusting
the prescription.
511
00:32:05,928 --> 00:32:07,323
You know what might
help sell that?
512
00:32:08,225 --> 00:32:10,822
If you look the press in the eye
when you feed them that bullshit.
513
00:32:14,566 --> 00:32:15,761
What the hell am I doing here?
514
00:32:16,777 --> 00:32:20,191
We're covering it as Julia Mallory's
courageous battle with addiction.
515
00:32:20,816 --> 00:32:24,360
And how she is doing better thanks to
her hot ass boyfriend Holt McLaren.
516
00:32:25,485 --> 00:32:26,733
Am I supposed to thank you?
517
00:32:28,828 --> 00:32:31,111
Yes, but not for that.
518
00:32:40,665 --> 00:32:41,502
Hello?
519
00:32:46,098 --> 00:32:47,611
What the hell are
you guys doing here?
520
00:32:49,175 --> 00:32:51,053
Well, if it isn't Mr. ethics.
521
00:32:52,016 --> 00:32:53,511
Hope you brought your apetite.
522
00:32:59,735 --> 00:33:00,730
Jack Dawson is gay.
523
00:33:04,105 --> 00:33:05,152
And how do you know that?
524
00:33:05,908 --> 00:33:10,071
Because I have pictures of him and an
unidentified man folicking by his pool.
525
00:33:10,788 --> 00:33:12,262
We're running it on
tomorrow's cover.
526
00:33:13,168 --> 00:33:13,953
Holy shit!
527
00:33:14,628 --> 00:33:18,910
So, unless America is suddenly okay with
her action hero taking it up the ass,
528
00:33:20,375 --> 00:33:23,213
I think that pretty much opens
the path for you getting the lead
529
00:33:23,258 --> 00:33:25,003
in Hard Charger.
530
00:33:25,048 --> 00:33:29,133
Of course if you're gonna be the next
big action hero, you're gonna have to bulk up.
531
00:33:31,428 --> 00:33:32,512
I'm a vegetarian.
532
00:33:34,848 --> 00:33:36,260
Then you're in for a treat.
533
00:33:38,356 --> 00:33:40,751
We're the top of the food chain,
we can eat whatever we want.
534
00:33:42,066 --> 00:33:43,523
What about its pain
and suffering?
535
00:33:45,275 --> 00:33:46,401
I didn't feel a thing.
536
00:33:50,196 --> 00:33:55,913
If God didn't want us to eat the meat,
why did He make it so delicious?
537
00:33:57,576 --> 00:34:02,122
Besides, this isn't some
Andy bullshit where you play
538
00:34:02,166 --> 00:34:04,501
a tortured love struck
down and outer.
539
00:34:04,548 --> 00:34:15,132
No, this is a full-on fight for your
life, kill or be killed, hero gets the girl action movie.
540
00:34:37,998 --> 00:34:40,581
Would you guys please just tell
me what the hell it is you want?
541
00:34:41,377 --> 00:34:43,833
It's simple, really,
we wanna make you dinner.
542
00:34:45,007 --> 00:34:46,622
Hey Maurice,
don't burn that garlic.
543
00:34:47,375 --> 00:34:47,790
I'm not.
544
00:34:48,295 --> 00:34:50,652
If you burn the garlic you know,
you'll ruin the whole dish.
545
00:34:51,635 --> 00:34:56,760
See, when you pan roast garlic you
turning the starch into a sugar.
546
00:34:56,806 --> 00:34:58,182
And then it makes
it really sweet
547
00:34:58,185 --> 00:35:00,430
but then if you burn it,
it makes it too bitter.
548
00:35:00,475 --> 00:35:04,562
So it just takes a little bit of
heat to render its sweetness.
549
00:35:05,936 --> 00:35:07,020
Hey, you got fenouil?
550
00:35:09,237 --> 00:35:11,153
- What?
- You got fenouil, you asshole?
551
00:35:11,196 --> 00:35:13,981
I don't know,
I don't cook much.
552
00:35:14,995 --> 00:35:17,240
Oh man,
then you're in for a threat, man.
553
00:35:17,245 --> 00:35:22,122
A home cook meal and Maurice,
he is an incredible cook,
554
00:35:22,167 --> 00:35:24,831
he studied in Italy for 2 years.
2 and a half.
555
00:35:24,876 --> 00:35:25,661
My bad.
556
00:35:27,168 --> 00:35:29,371
Do you what Maurice is gonna
prepare for your dinner?
557
00:35:33,175 --> 00:35:34,421
Your dick.
558
00:35:38,767 --> 00:35:39,343
You're joking.
559
00:35:40,686 --> 00:35:41,970
God no!
560
00:35:46,318 --> 00:35:48,231
Well that is a nice size
of cock for a white boy.
561
00:35:48,857 --> 00:35:50,241
You might have some leftover.
562
00:35:50,287 --> 00:35:52,410
What do you want, please Jesus Christ?
What do you want?
563
00:35:52,447 --> 00:35:55,361
You uh...
564
00:35:56,905 --> 00:36:01,531
You know what this shit is?
This is gonna cauterize you
565
00:36:01,576 --> 00:36:04,411
so that you won't bleed to death while
you're enjoying your dick dinner.
566
00:36:05,586 --> 00:36:09,161
You see, first Maurice is
gonna chop off your dick
567
00:36:10,795 --> 00:36:15,381
and then he's gonna slice
it into bite size pieces
568
00:36:15,426 --> 00:36:16,923
to make it easier to chew.
569
00:36:16,967 --> 00:36:21,592
And then we're gonna simmer with some
tomatoes and some fenouil if you had some.
570
00:36:21,648 --> 00:36:25,722
What do you want? I want you to
stop asking dumbass questions
571
00:36:25,768 --> 00:36:27,720
and tell me what
I came here for.
572
00:36:31,906 --> 00:36:39,613
It's Tyreese. Tyreese.
It's Tyreese.
573
00:36:42,247 --> 00:36:43,743
The Prince? Yes, the Prince.
574
00:36:51,377 --> 00:36:52,001
Thank you.
575
00:37:00,728 --> 00:37:03,802
You need to seize in this butcher block.
It's drying out.
576
00:37:11,238 --> 00:37:12,691
So that wasn't so bad was it?
577
00:37:13,988 --> 00:37:14,811
That was good...
578
00:37:16,738 --> 00:37:17,850
And thanks for the heads-up.
579
00:37:26,337 --> 00:37:28,132
Did anyone ever told you
how beautiful you are?
580
00:37:28,165 --> 00:37:29,661
No, you're the first.
581
00:37:32,506 --> 00:37:34,502
Come on,
you're on the verge of owning this town
582
00:37:34,546 --> 00:37:37,000
and that's the best you can do,
some generic compliment?
583
00:37:38,216 --> 00:37:41,132
What exactly is beautiful about me?
Be specific.
584
00:37:42,225 --> 00:37:48,722
Is it my... my face?
Is it my ass? My eyes?
585
00:37:48,767 --> 00:37:52,563
Yes and yes and...
definitely yeah.
586
00:37:54,736 --> 00:37:57,023
- You're a moron.
- And you're a nine.
587
00:37:59,487 --> 00:38:02,492
Oh, only a nine?
588
00:38:04,576 --> 00:38:06,413
If you wanna be a ten,
it's really simple.
589
00:38:06,457 --> 00:38:07,780
Ok, enlighten me.
590
00:38:12,125 --> 00:38:12,832
Shut up.
591
00:38:23,388 --> 00:38:24,343
Good night, Holt.
592
00:38:26,726 --> 00:38:28,050
Yeah, it could've been.
593
00:38:41,576 --> 00:38:44,190
Yeah mate, you can be beaten
in my own game, y'know.
594
00:38:44,245 --> 00:38:46,532
Baby, you should stick
till the end today.
595
00:38:46,537 --> 00:38:52,542
Fool! You should have seen me last night
by the airport. Nigga was cleaning up.
596
00:38:54,088 --> 00:38:57,042
That must've been with a broom cuz
I ain't seen none of that here.
597
00:38:57,085 --> 00:39:00,382
- You got a point.
- Gimme the cards, man.
598
00:39:01,716 --> 00:39:02,380
My niggas.
599
00:39:03,615 --> 00:39:05,103
Mind if I sit in
a couple of hands?
600
00:39:05,138 --> 00:39:09,302
Shit man, your money feels just as
good in my pocket as these punks'.
601
00:39:14,277 --> 00:39:16,443
I'm gonna sit next to my boy.
Down with that Prince?
602
00:39:17,358 --> 00:39:19,611
Yeah, Tweedy, of course man.
603
00:39:23,115 --> 00:39:25,740
Who's dealing?
You're holding the cards man.
604
00:40:11,625 --> 00:40:12,952
It must be you
lucky night, boy!
605
00:40:17,205 --> 00:40:18,931
Somebody open a window, man.
It's hot in here.
606
00:40:18,967 --> 00:40:21,250
So Prince, how's the man?
607
00:40:22,885 --> 00:40:25,171
It's good Tweedy.
Just in a little strained.
608
00:40:25,216 --> 00:40:27,421
It's good.
Gotta take care of that shit man.
609
00:40:27,465 --> 00:40:29,420
You can't play basketball
if your knees are gone.
610
00:40:29,476 --> 00:40:33,010
- Am I right?
- True.
611
00:40:37,025 --> 00:40:39,182
Listen I gotta little
physical rehab tomorrow.
612
00:40:39,237 --> 00:40:43,561
You can't win and run.
Sit down baby, hang out, sit down.
613
00:40:46,787 --> 00:40:51,203
Yes, knees are very,
very important.
614
00:40:51,246 --> 00:40:54,992
Never mind basketball,
it's every day walking around.
615
00:40:56,337 --> 00:40:57,373
Playing with your kids....
616
00:41:01,838 --> 00:41:04,000
You can't even
handle your business
617
00:41:04,008 --> 00:41:05,380
if your legs don't work.
618
00:41:08,265 --> 00:41:09,551
Taking the interior crusier.
619
00:41:11,598 --> 00:41:12,512
When that bitch pops...
620
00:41:13,848 --> 00:41:14,760
That's a world of hurt.
621
00:41:14,806 --> 00:41:20,641
After that, the medial colateral...
Shit! Here were talking major damage.
622
00:41:21,526 --> 00:41:28,730
Now if done just right...
I mean, say it was deliberate.
623
00:41:28,786 --> 00:41:33,072
Chances are nigga never
gonna stand up right again.
624
00:41:33,118 --> 00:41:35,030
Never mind playing
no basketball.
625
00:41:36,628 --> 00:41:38,202
Lot depends on how it happens.
626
00:41:39,917 --> 00:41:46,291
Fall on the court, knee on knee... Most
likely: you walk away from those alright.
627
00:41:46,348 --> 00:41:51,012
Four to six weeks,
back covering Shaq's ass.
628
00:41:51,058 --> 00:41:55,642
But say a pipe or
baseball bat...
629
00:41:56,688 --> 00:41:58,060
those are different.
630
00:41:59,688 --> 00:42:02,810
And some injuries permanent.
631
00:42:09,366 --> 00:42:11,653
Meet my boy Aundre G.
632
00:42:13,707 --> 00:42:15,101
You don't mind if
he sits in, Andy?
633
00:42:15,866 --> 00:42:16,782
No, I'm good.
634
00:42:24,295 --> 00:42:27,171
I got a call,
cops were all over in my shit.
635
00:42:28,678 --> 00:42:29,883
Worked out good, though.
636
00:42:29,927 --> 00:42:33,343
Gimme the chance to have some
quality time with Mr. G.
637
00:42:36,477 --> 00:42:37,590
Give me come creative space.
638
00:42:39,105 --> 00:42:40,890
Tweedy, no Tweedy, c'mon man!
639
00:42:41,777 --> 00:42:42,641
Tweedy, no man!
640
00:42:46,235 --> 00:42:49,191
Mama... You such
a bitch Prince.
641
00:42:50,406 --> 00:42:51,480
Have some dignity nigga.
642
00:42:52,407 --> 00:42:55,863
You scared Prince?
Go to church.
643
00:42:57,076 --> 00:42:59,950
Tweedy does.
Tweedy loves church.
644
00:43:12,468 --> 00:43:14,423
- You worthless piece of shit!
- Now listen to me!
645
00:43:16,188 --> 00:43:17,892
They... they came to my house..
646
00:43:18,686 --> 00:43:21,352
They're gonna cut my dick
off and feed it to me.
647
00:43:21,396 --> 00:43:24,352
- You gave up a source.
- They were going to kill me.
648
00:43:24,396 --> 00:43:27,560
He's done.
They don't even know if he's gonna live.
649
00:43:27,608 --> 00:43:31,022
I did the same thing you'd have done if
they threatened to cut your dick off.
650
00:43:32,198 --> 00:43:35,692
You're a riot, Brent.
How do you even live with yourself?
651
00:43:35,695 --> 00:43:37,203
Excuse me?
652
00:43:37,248 --> 00:43:40,452
You blacmailed a man to get a story
comes to fruition it's me who's the asshole?
653
00:43:40,496 --> 00:43:44,080
then threatened to ruin him and then
when the shitstorm that you created
654
00:43:44,125 --> 00:43:46,963
comes to fruition it's
me who's the asshole?
655
00:43:46,967 --> 00:43:48,122
Where are you in all of this?
656
00:43:48,177 --> 00:43:50,633
I'm sure as hell I'm not the
one who gave up a source.
657
00:43:50,677 --> 00:43:51,960
Give me a...
658
00:43:52,008 --> 00:43:57,843
You know what I remember when I first
brought you in as the Editor of both Dirt and Now?
659
00:43:57,886 --> 00:44:02,683
You moved into Pembrock's old office and
you had that beautiful antique mirror.
660
00:44:03,475 --> 00:44:05,181
My God, it worths thousands.
661
00:44:05,977 --> 00:44:08,652
First thing you did before anything
else was having that taken down.
662
00:44:10,358 --> 00:44:12,941
- So?
- So maybe it's time to put it back up.
663
00:44:30,126 --> 00:44:34,752
Is that what you think? That you can
just shit all over me in this magazine?
664
00:44:35,807 --> 00:44:41,893
This is DirtNow! We've outsold every
other weekly 2 weeks running and we're about to make it a 3rd.
665
00:44:42,898 --> 00:44:46,393
So you listen to me,
you insignificant piece of shit!
666
00:44:48,068 --> 00:44:49,313
You're giving me the story,
667
00:44:49,358 --> 00:44:52,653
because if you don't,
DirtNow will have a camera...
668
00:44:52,695 --> 00:44:55,153
up your client's ass
every second of every day.
669
00:44:55,985 --> 00:44:58,653
If she so much as blinks
at another contestant...
670
00:44:58,698 --> 00:45:00,050
we're gonna run
she's screwing him.
671
00:45:00,077 --> 00:45:05,871
Eevry pit stain, every ounce of
cellulite, every photograph that makes her looks semi-retarded
672
00:45:05,878 --> 00:45:08,251
will be splashed full color in
the pages of our magazine...
673
00:45:08,298 --> 00:45:10,163
and that's just at
the top of my head.
674
00:45:10,215 --> 00:45:12,461
Wait until I give it
some real thoughts.
675
00:45:14,426 --> 00:45:18,462
Now you've got 20 minutes to get
her contestant-nailing ass over here
676
00:45:18,515 --> 00:45:22,220
before I make her a pinup girl for
every STD known to man, and then some.
677
00:45:28,357 --> 00:45:29,983
- Lucy...
- I'm gonna run the story.
678
00:45:31,065 --> 00:45:33,102
Cover inset. Thank you.
679
00:45:34,197 --> 00:45:35,480
No, thank you.
680
00:46:01,638 --> 00:46:03,513
Is he friendly? Sure.
681
00:46:05,595 --> 00:46:06,933
- Bye.
- Bye, bye.
682
00:46:11,896 --> 00:46:13,170
You're gonna want
to see this...
683
00:46:15,985 --> 00:46:20,820
Your friend Leo...
turns out he is Lucy Spiller's brother.
684
00:46:22,826 --> 00:46:24,453
That tabloid bitch?
685
00:46:35,826 --> 00:46:42,453
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