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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,294 --> 00:00:08,599 ? 2 00:00:09,227 --> 00:00:10,201 [BELL TOLLING] 3 00:00:10,720 --> 00:00:18,432 ? 4 00:00:19,408 --> 00:00:20,682 Are you coming back? 5 00:00:22,109 --> 00:00:23,275 I don't think so. 6 00:00:24,432 --> 00:00:27,497 ? Some men kneel ? 7 00:00:29,588 --> 00:00:33,089 - [ENGINE STARTS] - ? Some men chose sides ? 8 00:00:35,036 --> 00:00:36,628 [TIRES SQUEAL] 9 00:00:39,683 --> 00:00:42,187 ? The train is roll... ? 10 00:00:42,287 --> 00:00:49,306 ? 11 00:00:53,824 --> 00:00:55,102 Oh! 12 00:00:55,599 --> 00:00:57,542 ? 13 00:00:57,567 --> 00:01:00,352 [AUDIENCE CHANTING] Dice, Dice, Dice, Dice, Dice, Dice! 14 00:01:01,075 --> 00:01:02,700 Top of the world, Ma. 15 00:01:03,679 --> 00:01:07,545 ? 16 00:01:07,645 --> 00:01:09,808 [IMPLOSION] 17 00:01:09,832 --> 00:01:12,642 Synced and corrected by louvette www.addic7ed.com 18 00:01:13,093 --> 00:01:16,157 ANDREW: Martin Scorsese called me. 19 00:01:16,257 --> 00:01:18,641 This man did "Taxi Driver," 20 00:01:18,741 --> 00:01:20,364 "Raging Bull," 21 00:01:20,464 --> 00:01:23,609 uh, "The Terminator," "Avatar." 22 00:01:23,709 --> 00:01:25,491 Whoa, hold on. He didn't do "Avatar." 23 00:01:25,591 --> 00:01:27,414 Doesn't matter. He directs everything. 24 00:01:27,514 --> 00:01:29,809 He's not directing your thing. He's just producing it. 25 00:01:29,810 --> 00:01:32,915 Yes. And he's got me this director, this German guy, 26 00:01:33,015 --> 00:01:35,078 that's supposed to be, like, really intense. 27 00:01:35,178 --> 00:01:37,404 I have not seen you this energized in a very long time. 28 00:01:37,475 --> 00:01:38,938 'Cause I get it. 29 00:01:39,031 --> 00:01:42,937 The universe got me out of my contract at the Tangiers. 30 00:01:43,037 --> 00:01:46,702 The universe got me out of fucking Monroe, 31 00:01:46,802 --> 00:01:49,026 that Broadway piece of shit. 32 00:01:49,086 --> 00:01:51,843 The universe never wanted me 33 00:01:51,868 --> 00:01:53,935 to host the Oscars. 34 00:01:53,970 --> 00:01:54,880 No. 35 00:01:55,074 --> 00:01:58,018 The universe wants me to win an Oscar. 36 00:01:58,118 --> 00:01:59,921 Well, at least you're not getting ahead of yourself. 37 00:02:00,001 --> 00:02:00,990 Exactly. 38 00:02:01,724 --> 00:02:04,078 All right, Shake, watch how I do now, right? 39 00:02:06,008 --> 00:02:07,055 [LIGHTER CLICKS] 40 00:02:07,080 --> 00:02:08,127 That's the move. 41 00:02:11,860 --> 00:02:14,042 Yeah, I'm Blackjack's guy. 42 00:02:14,142 --> 00:02:15,298 I'm his dog. 43 00:02:15,585 --> 00:02:16,932 Loyal to the end. 44 00:02:17,147 --> 00:02:19,450 And you're lucky you're only hearing me bark 45 00:02:19,550 --> 00:02:23,401 because last thing you need over here is to feel my bite. 46 00:02:24,733 --> 00:02:25,740 That was good. 47 00:02:26,247 --> 00:02:27,382 - No. - What's a matter? 48 00:02:27,482 --> 00:02:29,723 I'm playing this character Root Beer, right? 49 00:02:29,761 --> 00:02:31,503 But I feel like I should be the lead, 50 00:02:31,528 --> 00:02:33,177 like I should be Blackjack. 51 00:02:33,216 --> 00:02:35,354 Yeah, tell me about it. It was written for you. 52 00:02:35,454 --> 00:02:36,636 It feels like that, right? 53 00:02:36,736 --> 00:02:38,359 No, I mean, it was. I should know. 54 00:02:38,459 --> 00:02:40,194 All right, forget about it. Do your line. 55 00:02:40,833 --> 00:02:42,360 Listen, Maldonado. 56 00:02:43,306 --> 00:02:47,033 Root Beer's been with me through thick and thin. 57 00:02:47,272 --> 00:02:49,536 He's my mutt, my loyal mutt. 58 00:02:49,636 --> 00:02:50,637 - You understand? - Wait a minute. 59 00:02:50,717 --> 00:02:51,699 - Wait a minute. - What? 60 00:02:51,799 --> 00:02:53,301 What the fuck are you doing? 61 00:02:53,401 --> 00:02:55,504 You... you aren't even looking at the script. 62 00:02:55,604 --> 00:02:57,307 - So? - So, I gave you the fucking thing 63 00:02:57,407 --> 00:02:59,610 like five minutes ago and you already got it memorized? 64 00:02:59,691 --> 00:03:01,914 - What the fuck? - Yeah, but it helps when you wrote it. 65 00:03:02,014 --> 00:03:03,576 What are you talking about, you wrote it? 66 00:03:03,657 --> 00:03:05,099 Dude, this is my script. Look at the cover page. 67 00:03:05,179 --> 00:03:06,188 Look at the title. 68 00:03:06,821 --> 00:03:08,764 "The Man With The Fingerless Glove." 69 00:03:08,864 --> 00:03:10,827 Yeah, I've been telling you about this script for months. 70 00:03:10,907 --> 00:03:12,650 - Look at it. Ron Gomez. - Yeah. 71 00:03:12,750 --> 00:03:15,134 - You wrote this whole thing? - Yeah, believe it or not. 72 00:03:15,159 --> 00:03:17,349 - The whole fucking thing? - Yes. 73 00:03:17,863 --> 00:03:19,781 A fucking Scorsese movie. 74 00:03:19,881 --> 00:03:21,143 Do you believe... All right. 75 00:03:21,243 --> 00:03:22,585 All right, let me do this. 76 00:03:22,685 --> 00:03:25,429 Listen, Blackjack, we all go through life 77 00:03:25,529 --> 00:03:27,159 playing the hands we're dealt. 78 00:03:27,429 --> 00:03:29,933 I'm two high pair. Maybe even aces up. 79 00:03:30,096 --> 00:03:33,290 The problem is, you got three deuces. 80 00:03:33,740 --> 00:03:35,283 I'm proud of you. This is beautiful. 81 00:03:35,308 --> 00:03:37,491 - Oh, yeah, yeah. - I only got one question. 82 00:03:38,296 --> 00:03:39,668 Who's playing Blackjack? 83 00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:41,362 ? 84 00:03:41,713 --> 00:03:43,937 Andrew Dice Clay in the house! 85 00:03:44,037 --> 00:03:45,419 Michael Imperioli. 86 00:03:45,519 --> 00:03:46,594 What's up, brother? 87 00:03:46,797 --> 00:03:48,817 - How are you doing? - It's been a long time. 88 00:03:48,842 --> 00:03:50,806 Been a long time. You good? You shooting today? 89 00:03:50,830 --> 00:03:53,134 No, I'm just here to try on some costumes. 90 00:03:53,295 --> 00:03:56,720 Listen, uh, if you need some help with the character, 91 00:03:56,820 --> 00:03:58,082 just talk to me. 92 00:03:58,499 --> 00:03:59,965 Why would I talk to you? 93 00:04:00,065 --> 00:04:02,769 Well, Blackjack is based on me. 94 00:04:02,869 --> 00:04:04,612 I discussed this at length with Ron. 95 00:04:04,712 --> 00:04:07,256 Blackjack is an amalgamation of three different people 96 00:04:07,356 --> 00:04:08,529 from my childhood. 97 00:04:08,530 --> 00:04:10,553 My neighbor, my scout master, and my uncle. 98 00:04:10,653 --> 00:04:12,597 Ron is my best friend, 99 00:04:13,265 --> 00:04:16,156 and the character was completely based off of me. 100 00:04:16,156 --> 00:04:17,578 He didn't say a word about you. 101 00:04:17,678 --> 00:04:19,181 Well, it's easy to figure out. 102 00:04:19,281 --> 00:04:21,464 You're wearing the fingerless gloves, aren't you? 103 00:04:21,564 --> 00:04:22,926 A lot of people wear fingerless gloves. 104 00:04:22,981 --> 00:04:24,505 Cyclists, weight lifters, perverts. 105 00:04:24,530 --> 00:04:25,912 - My uncle. - Your uncle? 106 00:04:26,012 --> 00:04:28,560 He was a paraplegic. He used them for his wheelchair. 107 00:04:28,833 --> 00:04:30,115 I'm doing this in tribute to him. 108 00:04:30,195 --> 00:04:31,397 You know what's so funny about you? 109 00:04:31,477 --> 00:04:32,699 - What? - This... this... 110 00:04:32,799 --> 00:04:34,742 Maybe this is why we haven't seen each other. 111 00:04:34,767 --> 00:04:36,805 - What the fuck are you talking about? - What about "The Sopranos?" 112 00:04:36,885 --> 00:04:39,389 When Tony would, like, tell you, because you had, like, 113 00:04:39,489 --> 00:04:40,751 a drug problem, and he'd go, 114 00:04:40,851 --> 00:04:42,514 "You got to do not the drugs no more," 115 00:04:42,614 --> 00:04:44,497 and you were like, "Yeah, no problem, Tony. I love you." 116 00:04:44,577 --> 00:04:46,640 - Right. - The minute he walks out, 117 00:04:46,740 --> 00:04:48,350 what are you doing? Sticking needles in your arm. 118 00:04:48,350 --> 00:04:50,373 Your chick wanted to fucking leave you. 119 00:04:50,398 --> 00:04:51,541 That was a character, yeah. 120 00:04:51,572 --> 00:04:54,030 What about when the other one you did, with Pesci, 121 00:04:54,055 --> 00:04:56,679 and you got him all mad that he winds up shooting you? 122 00:04:56,779 --> 00:04:58,122 That was another screenplay. 123 00:04:58,222 --> 00:04:59,524 No, but he wouldn't have done it 124 00:04:59,624 --> 00:05:00,946 if you didn't get him so fucking mad. 125 00:05:01,026 --> 00:05:02,769 I did it because it was in the script. 126 00:05:02,869 --> 00:05:05,453 - No, I know, but... - Okay, let's leave it at that, please. 127 00:05:05,553 --> 00:05:07,335 It's gonna be great. I'm happy to be here. 128 00:05:07,435 --> 00:05:09,499 - Yeah, all right. - God bless. 129 00:05:09,599 --> 00:05:11,327 Yeah, I'll see you on the set. 130 00:05:11,962 --> 00:05:15,468 Shake. Look at this. Beautiful, right? 131 00:05:15,568 --> 00:05:17,030 - Sharp. - Yeah, yeah, um... 132 00:05:17,130 --> 00:05:19,634 - This is me all classed out. - Yeah. 133 00:05:19,734 --> 00:05:21,897 Oh, here comes the director. This is Gunther Osterland. 134 00:05:21,977 --> 00:05:23,720 Hey, dawg, nice to meet you. Ooh. 135 00:05:24,383 --> 00:05:25,839 [SPEAKING GERMAN] 136 00:05:26,034 --> 00:05:26,948 What? 137 00:05:27,362 --> 00:05:28,825 - [LAUGHS] - Oh. 138 00:05:28,924 --> 00:05:32,826 [SPEAKING GERMAN] 139 00:05:35,694 --> 00:05:38,839 [SHOUTING IN GERMAN] 140 00:05:39,361 --> 00:05:40,321 What? 141 00:05:40,421 --> 00:05:43,045 [SHOUTING IN GERMAN] 142 00:05:43,145 --> 00:05:44,611 W-W-W-What happened now? 143 00:05:44,685 --> 00:05:46,067 Gunther says hello. 144 00:05:46,167 --> 00:05:47,604 - That was hello? - Yeah. 145 00:05:47,604 --> 00:05:50,197 - What, you calling me a liar? - No, it's just... 146 00:05:50,344 --> 00:05:52,127 I don't know. Yeah, hi. 147 00:05:52,152 --> 00:05:56,058 [SPEAKING GERMAN] 148 00:06:01,806 --> 00:06:02,683 Yeah. 149 00:06:05,292 --> 00:06:07,435 Got it. So, he thinks that this look 150 00:06:07,535 --> 00:06:09,899 really isn't right for you, 'cause the character Root Beer 151 00:06:09,979 --> 00:06:12,102 is a sidekick who wouldn't be wearing such a nice suit. 152 00:06:12,182 --> 00:06:14,145 I got to agree. Root Beer, he just got out of jail. 153 00:06:14,225 --> 00:06:15,968 It's not something he would be wearing. 154 00:06:16,068 --> 00:06:18,911 [SHOUTING IN GERMAN] 155 00:06:19,753 --> 00:06:21,806 So he's gonna go talk to Wardrobe. 156 00:06:22,157 --> 00:06:23,900 Oh, and he said to be on time tomorrow. 157 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:25,262 I was in my trailer. 158 00:06:25,362 --> 00:06:26,760 I was just waiting for somebody to get me. 159 00:06:26,785 --> 00:06:28,287 Right. Okay. 160 00:06:29,047 --> 00:06:30,666 CARMEN: So, this gift basket came. 161 00:06:30,750 --> 00:06:33,414 Oh, yeah, when you do a movie, they normally send that stuff. 162 00:06:33,513 --> 00:06:36,233 - It's not from the movie. - Oh, it's probably from Guns 'N Roses 163 00:06:36,258 --> 00:06:38,081 for me getting them back together again. 164 00:06:38,458 --> 00:06:40,566 About time they showed some gratitude. 165 00:06:40,598 --> 00:06:42,563 No, Andrew, the gift basket's for me. 166 00:06:42,588 --> 00:06:44,050 - For you? - I've been nominated 167 00:06:44,150 --> 00:06:46,073 by the Las Vegas Journal for Best Newcomer 168 00:06:46,153 --> 00:06:48,096 in the field of real estate. 169 00:06:48,121 --> 00:06:49,864 Babe, that is incredible. 170 00:06:49,889 --> 00:06:51,471 Get over here. This is great. 171 00:06:51,721 --> 00:06:54,345 I mean, it's just a stupid award, so who cares, really? 172 00:06:54,445 --> 00:06:55,667 It's not a big deal. 173 00:06:55,767 --> 00:06:58,672 Do not diminish how great this is. 174 00:06:58,772 --> 00:06:59,954 We got to do something. 175 00:07:00,054 --> 00:07:01,636 We got to go out. We got to celebrate. 176 00:07:01,736 --> 00:07:03,840 - We could just order in. - Absolutely not. 177 00:07:03,940 --> 00:07:06,964 This is incredible. This night is all bout you. 178 00:07:07,064 --> 00:07:08,807 - Come here. - Okay, let's go. 179 00:07:08,907 --> 00:07:11,171 It is so great. I'm very proud of you. 180 00:07:11,196 --> 00:07:13,013 - Come on, let's get out of here. - Okay, okay. 181 00:07:13,051 --> 00:07:14,074 Come on. 182 00:07:14,475 --> 00:07:18,141 ? 183 00:07:18,780 --> 00:07:21,106 So, it's between me and three other people. 184 00:07:22,397 --> 00:07:23,830 Well, you know what, sweetie? 185 00:07:23,929 --> 00:07:26,193 I'll just have to dig some holes in the desert 186 00:07:26,218 --> 00:07:28,081 - and get rid of those people. - [LAUGHS] 187 00:07:28,107 --> 00:07:29,209 Don't worry about it. 188 00:07:30,631 --> 00:07:32,690 Look, look, look. 189 00:07:34,065 --> 00:07:36,128 What's this, some kind of cast meeting? 190 00:07:36,523 --> 00:07:37,759 Why don't you go say hi? 191 00:07:37,760 --> 00:07:39,904 I'm not gonna go over there. They should come over to me. 192 00:07:40,803 --> 00:07:42,896 Well, I don't think they can see you from this angle. 193 00:07:42,897 --> 00:07:44,960 Doesn't matter. He could've called me. 194 00:07:45,059 --> 00:07:47,082 He could've texted. He's my friend. 195 00:07:47,182 --> 00:07:49,526 Okay, but if he would have texted you, you and I wouldn't 196 00:07:49,587 --> 00:07:51,281 be having this nice time right now, would we? 197 00:07:51,320 --> 00:07:54,410 I know. I love it. I'm just saying, you know. 198 00:07:55,143 --> 00:07:58,448 Okay, so, it's a black tie, so you're gonna have to wear a tux. 199 00:07:58,485 --> 00:07:59,675 You think you can handle that? 200 00:08:01,192 --> 00:08:02,571 What? Yeah. 201 00:08:02,915 --> 00:08:04,978 Then I was thinking maybe after the ceremony, 202 00:08:05,078 --> 00:08:07,061 I could bring three of my girlfriends over. 203 00:08:07,098 --> 00:08:08,941 They could all take turns blowing you. 204 00:08:09,244 --> 00:08:11,697 Maybe one could stick their finger up your ass. 205 00:08:11,697 --> 00:08:14,081 Excuse me, waitress. Can you do me a favor? 206 00:08:14,181 --> 00:08:16,485 I want you to bring a bottle of champagne to that table 207 00:08:16,516 --> 00:08:17,907 over there, where those guys came in. 208 00:08:17,987 --> 00:08:20,181 Just say it's for Andrew Dice Clay 209 00:08:20,476 --> 00:08:21,877 from Jerry Bruckheimer. 210 00:08:22,647 --> 00:08:25,739 Um, you want me to bring a bottle of champagne 211 00:08:25,839 --> 00:08:27,862 over to this table and say... 212 00:08:27,887 --> 00:08:30,110 - it's for... - It's for... 213 00:08:30,793 --> 00:08:34,386 Andrew Dice Clay from Jerry Bruckheimer? 214 00:08:34,441 --> 00:08:36,287 Very good. That's it. Thank you. 215 00:08:36,488 --> 00:08:37,447 Okay. 216 00:08:39,745 --> 00:08:40,723 What? 217 00:08:40,823 --> 00:08:42,385 Tonight was supposed to be about me. 218 00:08:42,465 --> 00:08:45,650 It is about you, but I got to admit, that bothers me. 219 00:08:45,750 --> 00:08:48,214 Andrew, he's your best friend. Just go over and say hi. 220 00:08:48,314 --> 00:08:49,583 No, let me watch this. 221 00:08:49,904 --> 00:08:53,021 This is from Jerry Bruckheimer to Andrew Dice Clay. 222 00:08:53,639 --> 00:08:55,983 MICHAEL: I'm not fucking putting up with this. 223 00:08:56,083 --> 00:08:58,080 - It'll be okay. - This is fucking bullshit, okay? 224 00:08:59,688 --> 00:09:00,979 That was weird. 225 00:09:01,151 --> 00:09:03,821 [INDISTINCT TALKING] 226 00:09:05,738 --> 00:09:06,891 Yeah, of course. 227 00:09:06,916 --> 00:09:08,058 Thanks so much. 228 00:09:08,071 --> 00:09:10,214 - Shake's coming over. - Great. 229 00:09:10,314 --> 00:09:11,690 Just who I want to see on my date. 230 00:09:12,386 --> 00:09:13,621 - Shake. - Hey. 231 00:09:13,646 --> 00:09:15,708 Uh, this was sent to us by accident. 232 00:09:15,755 --> 00:09:18,371 It was from Jerry Bruckheimer to you. 233 00:09:18,434 --> 00:09:20,537 - But it came to our table. - The guy's a prince. 234 00:09:20,562 --> 00:09:21,918 He always does things like that. 235 00:09:21,957 --> 00:09:23,860 Michael Imperioli was pretty offended 236 00:09:23,960 --> 00:09:25,542 because he's on the wagon, you know, so... 237 00:09:25,642 --> 00:09:27,225 - I didn't know that. - Anyway, you know, 238 00:09:27,250 --> 00:09:28,987 I got to go home. I got to do rewrites 239 00:09:29,036 --> 00:09:32,392 on my script and stuff, so you guys take care, right? 240 00:09:32,417 --> 00:09:33,494 - Enjoy your meal. - All right. 241 00:09:33,574 --> 00:09:35,397 - Bye, Milkshake. - I'll see you tomorrow. 242 00:09:35,422 --> 00:09:36,851 - All right, see you tomorrow. - See you later. 243 00:09:41,666 --> 00:09:44,330 All right. This is ridiculous. 244 00:09:44,975 --> 00:09:47,655 You haven't said one word since we left the restaurant. 245 00:09:47,755 --> 00:09:49,178 - So what is it? - What is it? 246 00:09:49,278 --> 00:09:50,980 I don't know. You fucked up my night. 247 00:09:51,080 --> 00:09:52,663 You fucked up Milkshake's night. 248 00:09:52,763 --> 00:09:54,350 - Aah! - Aaah! 249 00:09:56,151 --> 00:09:57,859 There is a person in our backyard. 250 00:09:57,884 --> 00:09:59,097 I can see that. 251 00:09:59,797 --> 00:10:03,536 [INSECTS CHIRPING] 252 00:10:06,126 --> 00:10:07,789 I don't believe this. 253 00:10:07,889 --> 00:10:09,160 Mickey Rourke. 254 00:10:09,491 --> 00:10:10,771 Been a long time. 255 00:10:11,575 --> 00:10:13,558 Been a long fucking time, brother. 256 00:10:13,658 --> 00:10:15,950 And here you are in my backyard. [LAUGHS] 257 00:10:17,984 --> 00:10:21,610 And then there was that time [LAUGHS] where we left 258 00:10:21,635 --> 00:10:24,294 Eric Roberts for hours in your trunk 259 00:10:24,394 --> 00:10:26,489 of that fucking Road Runner. 260 00:10:26,514 --> 00:10:29,018 - Oh, shit. - Yeah, that was wild, man. 261 00:10:29,679 --> 00:10:31,357 Crazy fucking shit. 262 00:10:31,457 --> 00:10:33,320 Time fucking flies, I'll tell ya. 263 00:10:33,420 --> 00:10:34,532 And we had that... 264 00:10:35,976 --> 00:10:37,166 that one night. 265 00:10:37,883 --> 00:10:38,808 What night? 266 00:10:38,908 --> 00:10:40,483 The night we made the deal. 267 00:10:40,871 --> 00:10:42,053 - We made a deal. - Yeah. 268 00:10:42,153 --> 00:10:43,335 What deal? 269 00:10:43,435 --> 00:10:45,258 We were downstairs at the Roxbury. 270 00:10:45,887 --> 00:10:49,643 And we promised ourselves that getting old 271 00:10:50,895 --> 00:10:52,664 was not gonna be for guys like us, 272 00:10:52,929 --> 00:10:54,792 that before we hit 59, 273 00:10:55,174 --> 00:10:56,996 we were gonna turn out the fucking lights. 274 00:10:57,354 --> 00:10:59,279 - I said that? - Yeah, you said 275 00:10:59,379 --> 00:11:01,262 we're gonna kill ourselves before we get old. 276 00:11:01,788 --> 00:11:02,964 I don't remember that. 277 00:11:03,064 --> 00:11:04,048 Listen. 278 00:11:04,506 --> 00:11:07,509 You told me that you were gonna forget about this 279 00:11:07,832 --> 00:11:11,298 and for me to remind you, so a deal's a deal. 280 00:11:11,397 --> 00:11:13,380 Mick, we were drinking. We were partying. 281 00:11:13,430 --> 00:11:15,142 We were having a good time. Come on. 282 00:11:15,242 --> 00:11:16,625 Get all your affairs in order. 283 00:11:16,717 --> 00:11:18,229 Do what you got to do because 284 00:11:19,175 --> 00:11:20,179 Thursday... 285 00:11:21,464 --> 00:11:23,334 we're gonna turn out the lights, brother. 286 00:11:24,721 --> 00:11:26,409 Don't be a pussy, Dice. 287 00:11:30,385 --> 00:11:33,450 ? 288 00:11:33,550 --> 00:11:34,905 Mick, where you going? 289 00:11:35,112 --> 00:11:37,376 ? 290 00:11:37,670 --> 00:11:40,821 Hey, uh, Mike? Can I... Can I bother you a minute? 291 00:11:40,846 --> 00:11:42,503 - Hey. - I'm really sorry about 292 00:11:42,528 --> 00:11:45,543 last night, that that bottle of champagne came to your table. 293 00:11:45,568 --> 00:11:47,511 Was that strange how that happened, huh? 294 00:11:47,611 --> 00:11:49,153 - I know. - Really strange, weird. 295 00:11:49,253 --> 00:11:50,556 Do you like mysteries, Dice? 296 00:11:50,656 --> 00:11:52,258 - Yeah, they're all right. - I love mysteries. 297 00:11:52,664 --> 00:11:54,006 I watch "Law and Order." 298 00:11:54,106 --> 00:11:55,929 In the first five minutes, I know who did it. 299 00:11:56,029 --> 00:11:58,437 By the first commercial break, I know the how and the why. 300 00:11:58,953 --> 00:12:00,376 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 301 00:12:00,476 --> 00:12:02,001 - That's good. - And last night, 302 00:12:02,002 --> 00:12:04,286 while I'm walking back to my hotel, 303 00:12:04,477 --> 00:12:06,926 I realized I have a mystery on my hands 304 00:12:06,951 --> 00:12:08,645 because I kept asking myself, 305 00:12:08,676 --> 00:12:11,371 "Now, why would Jerry Bruckheimer send 306 00:12:11,396 --> 00:12:13,975 Andrew Dice Clay a bottle of champagne, right?" 307 00:12:13,975 --> 00:12:16,418 Uh, you know, he's... he's nice like that. 308 00:12:17,028 --> 00:12:17,972 No. 309 00:12:18,512 --> 00:12:19,700 Not buying it. 310 00:12:20,234 --> 00:12:21,977 - You're not buying it? - I'm not buying it. 311 00:12:22,077 --> 00:12:24,116 - You understand? - Yes, I got it. 312 00:12:24,521 --> 00:12:25,629 I got it. 313 00:12:29,831 --> 00:12:33,373 I'm Blackjack's guy. I'm loyal to the end. 314 00:12:33,932 --> 00:12:35,534 You're lucky you're only hearing my bark, 315 00:12:35,614 --> 00:12:37,057 'cause you don't want to feel my bite. 316 00:12:37,082 --> 00:12:37,860 GUNTHER: Cut! 317 00:12:39,626 --> 00:12:43,459 [SPEAKING GERMAN] 318 00:12:44,938 --> 00:12:47,361 I know. I know. I'm trying to do it. I just... 319 00:12:47,462 --> 00:12:49,885 He doesn't think it's working, and he says since you are 320 00:12:49,951 --> 00:12:51,671 Blackjack's dog that... 321 00:12:51,921 --> 00:12:53,867 maybe you should just... bark. 322 00:12:54,465 --> 00:12:55,882 What are you talking about, bark? 323 00:12:55,882 --> 00:12:58,146 Just bark, you know, like he wants you to howl. 324 00:12:58,171 --> 00:13:00,646 Like a dog, like bark like, like arf? 325 00:13:00,689 --> 00:13:03,634 Not like a fucking cartoon. What are you, Snoopy? 326 00:13:03,659 --> 00:13:05,637 Like an angry dog. Reach down and do it. 327 00:13:05,662 --> 00:13:07,159 Wait a minute. Shake? 328 00:13:07,259 --> 00:13:08,942 Yeah, I don't know. It's good for the character. 329 00:13:09,022 --> 00:13:10,484 It's very... It's very animalistic. 330 00:13:10,521 --> 00:13:12,624 - You want me to bark? - I think it'll be good, yeah. 331 00:13:13,091 --> 00:13:14,811 Ruff! Ruff, ruff! 332 00:13:14,911 --> 00:13:16,293 [SHOUTING IN GERMAN] 333 00:13:16,318 --> 00:13:18,822 - Ruff, ruff! - Bark! Bark! 334 00:13:18,847 --> 00:13:20,429 Ruff! [GROWLING] 335 00:13:20,679 --> 00:13:21,885 A lot! 336 00:13:23,043 --> 00:13:26,188 ? 337 00:13:26,676 --> 00:13:27,790 This is ridiculous. 338 00:13:27,890 --> 00:13:29,713 You're not supposed to have a party now. 339 00:13:29,813 --> 00:13:31,335 You're supposed to have a party 340 00:13:31,723 --> 00:13:33,686 like, after you wrap the film. You know what I mean? 341 00:13:33,766 --> 00:13:35,569 If you didn't want to come, then why are we here? 342 00:13:35,649 --> 00:13:37,231 I got shit I could be doing. 343 00:13:37,256 --> 00:13:38,979 I-I could get ready for my awards ceremony. 344 00:13:39,004 --> 00:13:40,356 I have to get my hair done. 345 00:13:40,456 --> 00:13:41,858 I got to figure out what I'm gonna wear. 346 00:13:41,938 --> 00:13:43,401 I'm gonna be right by your side. 347 00:13:43,426 --> 00:13:45,128 Oh, wait. You're gonna be my arm candy? 348 00:13:45,303 --> 00:13:46,445 - That's right. - Okay. 349 00:13:46,482 --> 00:13:47,707 It's gonna be an honor. Come on. 350 00:13:47,787 --> 00:13:49,209 No, no, you got to do like this. 351 00:13:49,309 --> 00:13:50,967 - What? What? - [LAUGHS] 352 00:13:51,753 --> 00:13:54,249 Hey, y'all. You made it. 353 00:13:54,597 --> 00:13:56,492 They're with me. Come on in. 354 00:13:57,241 --> 00:13:58,303 - Hey. - You believe him? 355 00:13:58,403 --> 00:13:59,985 I don't recognize this guy anymore. 356 00:14:00,085 --> 00:14:02,068 - Look who showed up. - Hey, Mike. 357 00:14:02,168 --> 00:14:04,171 - This is my girlfriend, Carmen. - It's great to meet you. 358 00:14:04,252 --> 00:14:05,353 I love your work. 359 00:14:05,453 --> 00:14:06,956 It's always nice to meet a fan. 360 00:14:07,056 --> 00:14:09,079 She didn't say she's a fan. She likes your work. 361 00:14:09,179 --> 00:14:10,161 Sounds like a fan. 362 00:14:10,261 --> 00:14:12,204 I'm your number-one fucking fan. Okay? 363 00:14:12,304 --> 00:14:14,839 Hey, um, I put in a call to Jerry Bruckheimer tonight. 364 00:14:15,228 --> 00:14:16,410 Oh, yeah? How's he doing? 365 00:14:16,510 --> 00:14:18,133 He wasn't around, but I left word, 366 00:14:18,158 --> 00:14:19,980 but, uh, he'll call back. 367 00:14:20,155 --> 00:14:21,798 That's the thing about being on "The Sopranos." 368 00:14:21,878 --> 00:14:22,897 They always call you back. 369 00:14:23,690 --> 00:14:25,584 It's, uh, very nice to meet you. 370 00:14:25,684 --> 00:14:27,426 - It was great to meet you. - Cheers. 371 00:14:27,799 --> 00:14:30,019 Hoo, hoo! Hoo, hoo! 372 00:14:30,731 --> 00:14:32,314 Hello, everyone. 373 00:14:32,339 --> 00:14:34,522 I just wanted to thank you all for coming, 374 00:14:35,021 --> 00:14:38,283 and I wanted to thank the staff working hard. 375 00:14:38,897 --> 00:14:40,486 I used to be you. 376 00:14:40,871 --> 00:14:43,439 But then I found a way to move up in the world. 377 00:14:44,231 --> 00:14:45,505 I see you. 378 00:14:46,706 --> 00:14:48,979 And how about those mini crab cakes, huh? 379 00:14:49,698 --> 00:14:50,823 Clap for the staff. 380 00:14:50,922 --> 00:14:52,865 - [APPLAUSE] - Very good. 381 00:14:52,965 --> 00:14:55,549 Now, tonight is a very special night for Ronald, 382 00:14:55,649 --> 00:14:58,633 and he's not very good at speaking in front of people, 383 00:14:58,733 --> 00:15:01,357 so he wrote something that he wanted to share. 384 00:15:01,781 --> 00:15:03,275 Yeah, you know, like Trudy said, 385 00:15:03,300 --> 00:15:06,659 I'm not really good at this, so I wrote a poem. 386 00:15:07,561 --> 00:15:08,890 I hope you don't mind. 387 00:15:08,915 --> 00:15:10,149 [CHUCKLES] 388 00:15:11,095 --> 00:15:14,769 I'm just a guy jotting things down with a pen and paper. 389 00:15:15,217 --> 00:15:17,435 Don't know if I'm doing anybody any favor. 390 00:15:17,905 --> 00:15:20,489 But I had to get it out of me. It was building up inside. 391 00:15:20,589 --> 00:15:22,692 Now, I'm kicking it with Michael Imperioli 392 00:15:22,792 --> 00:15:24,495 and going on this crazy ride. 393 00:15:24,595 --> 00:15:28,381 Seeing you bring it to life, it's almost too much to take. 394 00:15:28,737 --> 00:15:30,720 Much love to my new family 395 00:15:30,820 --> 00:15:34,132 for seeing the Ron inside the milkshake. 396 00:15:37,493 --> 00:15:38,532 [APPLAUSE] 397 00:15:38,632 --> 00:15:39,637 Gorgeous. 398 00:15:41,556 --> 00:15:42,890 Oh, God. 399 00:15:43,920 --> 00:15:44,861 - Shake. - Hey. 400 00:15:44,961 --> 00:15:46,203 I've been looking all over for you. 401 00:15:46,283 --> 00:15:47,746 Oh, I had to get out of there, man. 402 00:15:47,846 --> 00:15:49,328 There's people hanging all over me. 403 00:15:49,408 --> 00:15:52,032 You know, there's only so much Milkshake to go around. 404 00:15:52,057 --> 00:15:54,627 You're right. You got a lot on your plate. 405 00:15:54,673 --> 00:15:56,198 - Yeah. - So you know what? 406 00:15:56,238 --> 00:15:58,261 I'm not even gonna bother you with what was on my mind. 407 00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:00,154 No, no. It's no big deal. No big deal. 408 00:16:00,254 --> 00:16:01,997 Hey, you know what it is? 409 00:16:02,097 --> 00:16:05,081 Like, every day they're cutting lines, they got me barking. 410 00:16:05,181 --> 00:16:07,445 Oh, my God, I didn't know you were unhappy. 411 00:16:07,545 --> 00:16:09,608 No, I am happy, and I'm happy for you. 412 00:16:09,633 --> 00:16:12,248 I just... I don't know. I wish there was more I could do. 413 00:16:13,352 --> 00:16:16,779 Yeah. You know what you need? 414 00:16:17,422 --> 00:16:18,782 You need a moment. 415 00:16:19,320 --> 00:16:21,145 How about I write you a monologue? 416 00:16:21,245 --> 00:16:23,148 - You would do that? - I would do anything for you. 417 00:16:23,248 --> 00:16:24,991 You don't get it, do you? You're Blackjack. 418 00:16:25,091 --> 00:16:26,513 - I'm Root Beer. - No, I know. 419 00:16:26,613 --> 00:16:28,196 I'm loyal to the end. 420 00:16:28,296 --> 00:16:29,478 You're the best. 421 00:16:29,578 --> 00:16:31,481 TRUDY: Ronald, there you are! 422 00:16:31,581 --> 00:16:33,924 Come on. We want to go dancing. 423 00:16:34,024 --> 00:16:35,967 Better get back up there. 424 00:16:36,818 --> 00:16:37,890 All right, man. 425 00:16:37,990 --> 00:16:39,573 - Hey, Shake. - Yeah? 426 00:16:39,673 --> 00:16:40,735 Thank you. 427 00:16:40,835 --> 00:16:42,709 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 428 00:16:49,247 --> 00:16:50,429 [KEYS JINGLE] 429 00:16:50,529 --> 00:16:51,671 How was the party? 430 00:16:51,771 --> 00:16:53,375 - Fuck, Mick! - [CHUCKLES] 431 00:16:53,523 --> 00:16:55,116 How the fuck did you get in this house? 432 00:16:55,216 --> 00:16:56,498 Have you called your attorney 433 00:16:56,578 --> 00:16:58,641 and gotten all your affairs in order? 434 00:16:58,741 --> 00:17:01,005 'Cause we're gonna pull the trigger on this thing. 435 00:17:01,328 --> 00:17:04,211 I don't want to hear about this dumb pact anymore. 436 00:17:04,310 --> 00:17:06,734 You used to be the most fun fucking guy, 437 00:17:06,759 --> 00:17:08,897 and now you're now this morbid motherfucker. 438 00:17:08,997 --> 00:17:10,740 What is it? Not doing what you want to do? 439 00:17:10,765 --> 00:17:12,702 You hate yourself in some fucking way? 440 00:17:12,727 --> 00:17:15,111 Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. 441 00:17:16,058 --> 00:17:17,821 Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. 442 00:17:19,320 --> 00:17:21,756 All the king's horses and all the king's men, 443 00:17:22,061 --> 00:17:24,983 they couldn't make fucking Humpty any younger again. 444 00:17:26,149 --> 00:17:28,085 Okay, Mick, I get it. 445 00:17:28,538 --> 00:17:30,624 Everybody's a fucking poet tonight. 446 00:17:30,992 --> 00:17:38,054 ? 447 00:17:43,609 --> 00:17:44,797 Oh. 448 00:17:45,812 --> 00:17:49,367 Are you ready for your close-up, Mr. Andrew Dice Clay? 449 00:17:49,743 --> 00:17:51,246 Yes, I am. 450 00:17:51,861 --> 00:17:53,804 If you're looking for me to say something, 451 00:17:53,904 --> 00:17:56,368 it ain't gonna happen, 'cause I got nothing to say. 452 00:17:56,468 --> 00:17:59,172 I knew that day when Maldonado took me to Lundy Brothers, 453 00:17:59,272 --> 00:18:00,574 bought me a tuna melt. 454 00:18:00,674 --> 00:18:02,818 He said, "Kid, this is your lucky day." 455 00:18:02,918 --> 00:18:04,220 Well, that's when I knew. 456 00:18:04,320 --> 00:18:06,463 That's when I knew how this was gonna end. 457 00:18:07,187 --> 00:18:08,546 So you think I care? 458 00:18:08,942 --> 00:18:10,346 You think I give a fuck? 459 00:18:10,769 --> 00:18:13,113 You do your worst, 'cause I ain't scared. 460 00:18:13,895 --> 00:18:15,076 Go ahead, motherfucker. 461 00:18:15,176 --> 00:18:17,007 Pull your trigger. End it. 462 00:18:18,589 --> 00:18:19,801 [GASPING] 463 00:18:19,833 --> 00:18:21,496 - Cut! - That's a cut. 464 00:18:21,597 --> 00:18:23,722 Back to one. Going again. 465 00:18:25,105 --> 00:18:26,061 What do you think? 466 00:18:26,086 --> 00:18:27,348 Gunther really loved it. 467 00:18:27,449 --> 00:18:28,591 Really? I can do it again. 468 00:18:28,691 --> 00:18:29,993 No, no, no. Go see for yourself. 469 00:18:30,093 --> 00:18:31,455 They're cueing it up for you over there. 470 00:18:31,535 --> 00:18:32,577 - Really? - Yeah, playback, yeah. 471 00:18:32,609 --> 00:18:33,856 Okay, great. Thanks. 472 00:18:37,144 --> 00:18:38,242 Thanks. 473 00:18:40,669 --> 00:18:43,333 I knew that day when Maldonado took me to Lundy Brothers 474 00:18:43,433 --> 00:18:44,935 and bought me a tuna melt. 475 00:18:45,035 --> 00:18:46,918 - What the fuck was that? - It's a favor to Ron. 476 00:18:46,998 --> 00:18:49,783 Favor to Ron? I just don't see how that fits in anywhere. 477 00:18:49,883 --> 00:18:51,605 Don't worry. It'll end up on the cutting-room floor. 478 00:18:51,685 --> 00:18:53,124 Son of a bitch! 479 00:18:53,847 --> 00:18:55,651 Gunther just said we got to throw him a bone. 480 00:18:55,731 --> 00:18:58,596 Fuck! You're a real son of a bitch, you know that? 481 00:18:58,696 --> 00:19:00,078 What the fuck is this about? 482 00:19:00,178 --> 00:19:01,640 - Whoa. What's going on? - No, I heard him 483 00:19:01,740 --> 00:19:04,176 in the fucking ear piece, this big fucking goon. 484 00:19:04,478 --> 00:19:06,327 That scene stays in, Shake. 485 00:19:06,427 --> 00:19:09,052 That's not gonna wind up on the cutting-room floor, okay? 486 00:19:09,152 --> 00:19:11,535 I want a guarantee that it stays in. 487 00:19:11,635 --> 00:19:13,618 We're gonna give the fifth banana final cut? 488 00:19:13,718 --> 00:19:15,361 Fifth banana? Let me tell you something. 489 00:19:15,441 --> 00:19:17,464 You guys wouldn't even be here if it wasn't for me. 490 00:19:17,564 --> 00:19:18,866 - [RING TONE PLAYS] - Excuse me. 491 00:19:18,966 --> 00:19:20,248 Hey, thanks for calling me back, Jerry. 492 00:19:20,328 --> 00:19:21,991 I'm Blackjack. Tell them, Milkshake. 493 00:19:22,091 --> 00:19:24,034 You know, a writer derives inspiration 494 00:19:24,134 --> 00:19:25,920 from all aspects of his life. 495 00:19:27,860 --> 00:19:29,722 That... that's what you're gonna say now? 496 00:19:29,747 --> 00:19:31,679 That's exactly what I thought. Thank you very much. 497 00:19:32,302 --> 00:19:33,865 Yeah, so, that was Jerry Bruckheimer, 498 00:19:33,945 --> 00:19:36,128 and it's just as I suspected. 499 00:19:36,228 --> 00:19:37,806 Jerry Bruckheimer didn't send 500 00:19:37,831 --> 00:19:40,170 that bottle of champagne to Dice. 501 00:19:40,633 --> 00:19:42,298 Dice sent it to himself. 502 00:19:42,398 --> 00:19:44,942 - Why would you do that? - Ah! Therein lies the rub. 503 00:19:45,042 --> 00:19:47,025 See, because we know the who. 504 00:19:47,398 --> 00:19:49,023 It was Dice who sent himself that bottle. 505 00:19:49,056 --> 00:19:51,319 We know the how. He got the waiter to deliver it 506 00:19:51,411 --> 00:19:52,793 and then lie for him. 507 00:19:53,133 --> 00:19:55,637 But we don't yet know the why. 508 00:19:55,737 --> 00:19:57,804 Allow me to propose a theory. 509 00:19:57,844 --> 00:20:01,429 I believe that when Dice saw his best friend, 510 00:20:01,529 --> 00:20:03,887 who he so patronizingly 511 00:20:03,989 --> 00:20:05,940 refers to as "Milkshake," 512 00:20:06,016 --> 00:20:08,960 start to achieve success, it drove him fucking crazy. 513 00:20:09,060 --> 00:20:10,683 - I... - So in an effort to make it 514 00:20:10,783 --> 00:20:14,208 all about Dice, he sent himself that bottle of champagne 515 00:20:14,308 --> 00:20:18,214 because Dice couldn't stand that all the attention, for once, 516 00:20:18,314 --> 00:20:19,564 was not on him. 517 00:20:20,437 --> 00:20:23,222 Are you really gonna listen to this fuckin' asshole? 518 00:20:23,322 --> 00:20:25,145 - Am I an asshole, Dice? - Yes, you are. 519 00:20:25,245 --> 00:20:27,869 Or is name-calling the last refuge of a guilty man. 520 00:20:27,969 --> 00:20:29,902 Give it up. Ladies and gentlemen... 521 00:20:30,773 --> 00:20:33,597 I believe the case of Jerry Bruckheimer's 522 00:20:33,697 --> 00:20:36,722 missing champagne has been solved. 523 00:20:36,822 --> 00:20:37,962 Bum bum! 524 00:20:38,504 --> 00:20:39,845 [LAUGHS] 525 00:20:41,238 --> 00:20:42,189 Oh. 526 00:20:43,111 --> 00:20:44,832 Why couldn't you just be happy for me? 527 00:20:44,832 --> 00:20:46,685 I am happy for you. 528 00:20:46,954 --> 00:20:49,158 You know, Trudy was right about you... you're jealous of me. 529 00:20:49,238 --> 00:20:51,691 Trudy's right about everything, in your mind, 530 00:20:51,746 --> 00:20:53,464 because she hypnotized you. 531 00:20:53,564 --> 00:20:55,390 You hypnotized me! 532 00:20:56,485 --> 00:20:57,806 But you know what, Dice? 533 00:20:57,831 --> 00:21:01,217 No more. No more. I'm... I'm awake now. 534 00:21:01,317 --> 00:21:04,341 I'm awake for the first time in years. 535 00:21:04,441 --> 00:21:05,418 Shake... 536 00:21:05,525 --> 00:21:07,615 You make it all about you. Look around. 537 00:21:07,711 --> 00:21:09,754 The whole production has come to a screeching halt 538 00:21:09,834 --> 00:21:11,448 because we're dealing with you. 539 00:21:11,739 --> 00:21:14,809 You know what? You're trying to ruin my movie? 540 00:21:14,958 --> 00:21:16,621 You're trying to ruin my thing? 541 00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:18,168 You're fired! 542 00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:19,293 You're fired. 543 00:21:19,460 --> 00:21:20,543 I'm fired? 544 00:21:20,711 --> 00:21:22,472 Get the hell off my set. 545 00:21:26,134 --> 00:21:28,273 All right. All right. 546 00:21:29,178 --> 00:21:31,963 ? 547 00:21:32,063 --> 00:21:33,308 [SIGHS] 548 00:21:35,187 --> 00:21:36,259 Babe. 549 00:21:36,950 --> 00:21:37,931 Carm. 550 00:21:38,753 --> 00:21:39,773 Ca... 551 00:21:40,715 --> 00:21:42,417 Oh, fuck! 552 00:21:43,359 --> 00:21:46,785 ? 553 00:21:47,891 --> 00:21:50,070 [HORNS HONKING] 554 00:21:50,170 --> 00:21:51,641 [TIRES SCREECHING] 555 00:21:53,054 --> 00:21:57,601 ? 556 00:21:57,701 --> 00:21:58,927 Carmen! 557 00:21:59,303 --> 00:22:00,335 Carmen! 558 00:22:00,892 --> 00:22:02,050 Carmen, wait up! 559 00:22:03,670 --> 00:22:05,973 You have no idea what this day was. 560 00:22:06,519 --> 00:22:09,018 I... I got fired off the Scorsese thing. 561 00:22:09,118 --> 00:22:11,902 And it was Milkshake that fired me, but it doesn't matter. 562 00:22:11,955 --> 00:22:14,019 I am so damn sorry. 563 00:22:14,476 --> 00:22:15,662 I don't care. 564 00:22:15,662 --> 00:22:17,585 I know you don't, but I'm trying to explain to you. 565 00:22:17,665 --> 00:22:19,488 No, I literally don't give a shit. 566 00:22:19,588 --> 00:22:20,690 I'll make it up to you. 567 00:22:20,790 --> 00:22:22,678 - I-I... - No, not this time. 568 00:22:23,721 --> 00:22:24,725 What do you mean? 569 00:22:24,750 --> 00:22:25,920 Andrew... 570 00:22:27,287 --> 00:22:28,859 I need some space. 571 00:22:29,709 --> 00:22:31,170 Tonight wasn't about you. 572 00:22:31,370 --> 00:22:32,672 It was about me. 573 00:22:32,959 --> 00:22:34,955 Okay? I don't get a lot of wins. 574 00:22:35,055 --> 00:22:37,759 And tonight was a win for me, and that hasn't happened 575 00:22:37,859 --> 00:22:40,964 in a really long time, and you didn't even bother to show up! 576 00:22:41,064 --> 00:22:42,767 - I tried! - Well, you didn't try hard enough! 577 00:22:42,867 --> 00:22:44,770 - I did try! - Whatever this is, 578 00:22:44,870 --> 00:22:47,033 whatever we've been doing, we're done! 579 00:22:47,033 --> 00:22:48,260 It's over! 580 00:22:49,716 --> 00:22:50,894 Carm... 581 00:22:52,612 --> 00:22:53,874 I'm sorry! 582 00:22:55,593 --> 00:22:57,067 I'm sorry, Carmen! 583 00:22:57,092 --> 00:22:58,114 What do I... 584 00:22:58,289 --> 00:22:59,952 ? Mm mm mm ? 585 00:23:00,052 --> 00:23:03,431 ? Mm, mm mm ? 586 00:23:04,538 --> 00:23:06,053 Fuck. 587 00:23:09,223 --> 00:23:10,420 Tonight's the night. 588 00:23:11,136 --> 00:23:12,130 Mick. 589 00:23:12,746 --> 00:23:14,567 How the fuck did you get in here? 590 00:23:15,301 --> 00:23:18,134 I told the valet it was my car, and he knows Mickey Rourke, 591 00:23:18,159 --> 00:23:19,902 and he did the right thing. 592 00:23:20,002 --> 00:23:22,305 I got a gun on your ass, so I want you to drive. 593 00:23:22,405 --> 00:23:24,508 Now. Let's go. Move it. 594 00:23:24,608 --> 00:23:26,071 [ENGINE STARTS] 595 00:23:26,171 --> 00:23:30,337 ? Sitting by the old road again ? 596 00:23:31,659 --> 00:23:36,143 ? Waiting for a letter for a friend ? 597 00:23:36,804 --> 00:23:39,892 Mick... you're making a mistake. 598 00:23:39,917 --> 00:23:41,362 I'm not ready for this. 599 00:23:41,634 --> 00:23:44,178 A deal's a deal, Dice. I ain't letting you out of this. 600 00:23:44,278 --> 00:23:46,702 ? Twisting down a river with no end ? 601 00:23:46,802 --> 00:23:47,841 [SIGHS] 602 00:23:53,863 --> 00:23:54,954 [SNIFFS] What's that smell? 603 00:23:55,054 --> 00:23:56,396 [CHUCKLES] 604 00:23:56,496 --> 00:23:58,279 I spilled a little gasoline around. 605 00:23:58,379 --> 00:23:59,841 - Gasoline? - Mm. 606 00:23:59,941 --> 00:24:01,404 You fuckin' kidding me, Mick? 607 00:24:01,504 --> 00:24:03,727 - Dice, it was your idea. - My idea? 608 00:24:03,827 --> 00:24:05,686 We're gonna go out in a blaze of glory. 609 00:24:05,831 --> 00:24:07,913 Come on, Mick. Knock it off, would you, please? 610 00:24:08,242 --> 00:24:09,945 I got a lot of shit going on. 611 00:24:10,045 --> 00:24:12,690 My... my best friend's not talking to me, 612 00:24:12,715 --> 00:24:15,179 - my chick left me... - Don't change the subject. 613 00:24:15,253 --> 00:24:17,111 I don't even know what the fuck you're talking about. 614 00:24:17,174 --> 00:24:19,357 I'm just trying to tell you some things. 615 00:24:20,245 --> 00:24:22,520 20, 25 years ago... 616 00:24:23,843 --> 00:24:25,321 everything was fun. 617 00:24:26,005 --> 00:24:29,951 It was all about our pride, envy, wrath. 618 00:24:30,763 --> 00:24:32,435 And now it's different. 619 00:24:33,137 --> 00:24:34,277 We're old. 620 00:24:34,858 --> 00:24:36,312 I mean, I've had... I don't know... 621 00:24:36,375 --> 00:24:39,600 six, seven motorcycle crashes in the last 10 years. 622 00:24:39,700 --> 00:24:43,085 I'm put together with bubble gum and paper clips and crazy glue. 623 00:24:43,863 --> 00:24:45,708 My goddamn eyeballs ache. 624 00:24:45,763 --> 00:24:47,606 Yeah, all right. Your eyeball? 625 00:24:47,807 --> 00:24:49,429 Let me show you something, my friend. 626 00:24:49,649 --> 00:24:52,375 See that? I got a dead fuckin' eye. 627 00:24:52,778 --> 00:24:55,723 I'm driving around Florida, I got to do 15 shows, 628 00:24:55,823 --> 00:24:57,526 and my retina blows off, okay? 629 00:24:57,626 --> 00:25:00,110 But you adapt. That's what I do. 630 00:25:00,430 --> 00:25:01,613 I got a lot to live for. 631 00:25:01,757 --> 00:25:03,294 I got two sons I got to bring up. 632 00:25:03,394 --> 00:25:05,366 You know what your family's gonna do with you 633 00:25:05,838 --> 00:25:08,196 when you start slobbering all over the place, 634 00:25:08,522 --> 00:25:10,265 you don't know anybody's name? 635 00:25:10,365 --> 00:25:12,909 They're gonna stick you in an assisted-living home 636 00:25:13,371 --> 00:25:16,165 with a whole bunch of other dying old dinosaurs. 637 00:25:16,727 --> 00:25:18,461 And you're gonna have some old lady... 638 00:25:18,712 --> 00:25:20,772 you don't even know her name... whiping your ass. 639 00:25:20,797 --> 00:25:22,580 It ain't like the old days anymore. 640 00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:26,187 You don't get to die at home in your own fuckin' bed. 641 00:25:26,576 --> 00:25:27,886 I don't get you. 642 00:25:27,918 --> 00:25:29,661 You were a fuckin' animal. 643 00:25:29,686 --> 00:25:30,892 Nobody could get to you. 644 00:25:31,214 --> 00:25:33,478 Guy like you goes down, and you come up swingin'. 645 00:25:33,802 --> 00:25:35,272 That's who you are. 646 00:25:35,530 --> 00:25:37,673 They don't make guys like us anymore. 647 00:25:37,976 --> 00:25:39,334 And I'll tell you another thing. 648 00:25:39,644 --> 00:25:43,390 When the gods finally decide to pull the curtain shut on us, 649 00:25:43,858 --> 00:25:45,112 people are gonna celebrate us. 650 00:25:45,212 --> 00:25:47,579 They're gonna do documentaries about us. 651 00:25:47,756 --> 00:25:49,355 That's our destiny. 652 00:25:49,679 --> 00:25:51,542 This is not our destiny, 653 00:25:51,567 --> 00:25:54,323 to go up in here in this little shit hotel room. 654 00:25:55,296 --> 00:25:56,593 Let me tell you something, Mick. 655 00:25:57,335 --> 00:25:59,919 I love you. I still love you. 656 00:25:59,944 --> 00:26:01,091 I always loved you. 657 00:26:01,501 --> 00:26:02,997 Me and you, we should go out. 658 00:26:03,344 --> 00:26:05,487 Let's drink, let's fuckin' laugh, 659 00:26:05,587 --> 00:26:08,915 let's get you some of that skinny pussy you love so much. 660 00:26:09,193 --> 00:26:10,186 Come on. 661 00:26:11,196 --> 00:26:12,392 You want to have a smoke? 662 00:26:13,202 --> 00:26:14,947 You know what? I could just use a little... 663 00:26:15,763 --> 00:26:17,034 little fresh air. 664 00:26:17,034 --> 00:26:18,136 You know what I mean? 665 00:26:18,236 --> 00:26:19,618 Mm? You know? 666 00:26:19,718 --> 00:26:21,353 What do you want to do? Live a little bit? 667 00:26:24,035 --> 00:26:25,507 Can't we smoke outside? 668 00:26:25,607 --> 00:26:26,606 Can we, uh... 669 00:26:27,573 --> 00:26:29,267 Come on. I want to go. 670 00:26:29,693 --> 00:26:31,008 Let's take it outside. 671 00:26:31,375 --> 00:26:35,482 ? 672 00:26:35,582 --> 00:26:37,925 Let's get the fuck out of here. 673 00:26:38,025 --> 00:26:39,568 - Come on. - Let's go have some fun. 674 00:26:40,260 --> 00:26:42,083 Pussy or food? What do you want? 675 00:26:42,165 --> 00:26:43,667 [SMOKE ALARM BEEPING] 676 00:26:43,767 --> 00:26:46,255 ? This light had gone out long ago ? 677 00:26:46,280 --> 00:26:48,782 Synced and corrected by louvette www.addic7ed.com 678 00:26:50,469 --> 00:26:52,829 ? It was worth ? 679 00:26:52,879 --> 00:26:57,429 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 49210

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