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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,683 --> 00:00:19,023 Bom-bom, bom-ba-dum 2 00:00:19,102 --> 00:00:21,942 Ma-ma-ma-bom-ba-dum Ba-da-dum 3 00:00:25,692 --> 00:00:27,612 [music playing] 4 00:00:32,699 --> 00:00:36,329 [Sandy snarling] 5 00:00:36,411 --> 00:00:39,411 What is it, girl? Is Eep trapped in a hole? 6 00:00:39,498 --> 00:00:43,088 A hole filled with bigger, deeper holes? That doesn't seem possible. 7 00:00:43,168 --> 00:00:44,150 [Sandy growls] 8 00:00:44,175 --> 00:00:45,746 [gasps] Eep's already dead? 9 00:00:46,338 --> 00:00:47,918 [screaming] 10 00:00:51,260 --> 00:00:54,930 No, Thunk, your sister is alive and well with her friends. 11 00:00:55,013 --> 00:00:57,189 Sandy's just anxious to meet that new family 12 00:00:57,214 --> 00:00:59,080 moving into the Norks' old place. 13 00:00:59,434 --> 00:01:00,894 I miss those Norks. 14 00:01:00,978 --> 00:01:04,349 They're in a better place now, that big cave in the sky. 15 00:01:06,275 --> 00:01:08,685 We can see everything from here! 16 00:01:08,777 --> 00:01:10,237 [growling] 17 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:13,433 Oh, looks like my little special someone 18 00:01:13,458 --> 00:01:16,055 is excited to sniff the new family's baby. 19 00:01:16,118 --> 00:01:17,790 I don't know about excited. 20 00:01:17,815 --> 00:01:21,102 I'd say I'm curious. Oh, you mean Sandy. 21 00:01:21,707 --> 00:01:23,997 - Whoa! Easy, girl. - [screaming] 22 00:01:27,004 --> 00:01:29,554 [all] Hi! We're your new neighbors. 23 00:01:29,631 --> 00:01:30,801 Oh! [giggling] 24 00:01:30,882 --> 00:01:34,592 What a charming way to say hello. I love it. I just love it! 25 00:01:34,678 --> 00:01:38,415 Well, yes, this is how we say hello, 26 00:01:38,440 --> 00:01:40,412 here, on purpose. 27 00:01:42,185 --> 00:01:43,185 [laughing] 28 00:01:46,356 --> 00:01:47,606 This is Cliff. 29 00:01:47,691 --> 00:01:50,991 - He's named after his grandfather... - How sweet. 30 00:01:51,069 --> 00:01:53,319 - who fell off a cliff. - Even sweeter. 31 00:01:54,529 --> 00:01:55,869 [sniffing] 32 00:01:58,994 --> 00:02:00,704 - How cute! - They think they're people! 33 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:05,043 - [grunting] - [growling] 34 00:02:05,125 --> 00:02:09,045 What a cave, Teena. It gets so much natural darkness. 35 00:02:09,129 --> 00:02:11,518 Yeah, once you put up some cave paintings, 36 00:02:11,543 --> 00:02:13,653 get rid of that carcass over there... 37 00:02:13,717 --> 00:02:16,927 Oh, that's not a carcass, sillies. It's a "car-put." 38 00:02:17,012 --> 00:02:20,722 A carcass that stays put. Try it. Try it! 39 00:02:23,518 --> 00:02:26,384 Wow! It feels like my feet are walking on... 40 00:02:27,046 --> 00:02:28,213 softer feet. 41 00:02:28,273 --> 00:02:30,403 [growling] 42 00:02:32,736 --> 00:02:34,856 [sniffing, growling] 43 00:02:38,283 --> 00:02:41,123 [whimpering, howling] 44 00:02:43,205 --> 00:02:44,705 It's okay. 45 00:02:44,790 --> 00:02:48,670 Don't cry. And don't you cry either, Cliff. 46 00:02:49,795 --> 00:02:51,085 [sighing] 47 00:02:52,881 --> 00:02:53,848 [snarling] 48 00:02:53,873 --> 00:02:57,302 Wow! He stopped crying. You're amazing. 49 00:02:57,327 --> 00:02:59,623 How did you get to be so good with babies? 50 00:02:59,679 --> 00:03:02,889 I'll let you in on a little secret. I used to be one. 51 00:03:02,974 --> 00:03:03,984 [laughing] 52 00:03:04,059 --> 00:03:07,189 How'd you like to watch Cliff for the afternoon while I settle in? 53 00:03:07,270 --> 00:03:08,520 I'll pay you three eggs. 54 00:03:08,605 --> 00:03:11,094 [gasps] Me? All my babysitting dreams 55 00:03:11,119 --> 00:03:12,799 are about to come true. 56 00:03:12,859 --> 00:03:14,359 [cackling] 57 00:03:16,321 --> 00:03:18,491 Now, this is babysitting! 58 00:03:18,916 --> 00:03:22,543 I'll do it! And I promise we'll clear the gorge. 59 00:03:22,619 --> 00:03:23,539 [stammers] 60 00:03:23,620 --> 00:03:24,620 Super! 61 00:03:25,497 --> 00:03:27,643 Good news. You and I are gonna spend 62 00:03:27,668 --> 00:03:30,231 all day with your new best friend, Cliff. 63 00:03:30,293 --> 00:03:32,593 [grumbling] 64 00:03:32,671 --> 00:03:35,511 I know! I'm excited, too! [barking] 65 00:03:35,590 --> 00:03:38,300 - [growls softly] - [sighing] 66 00:03:38,385 --> 00:03:42,135 [Ugga] Have fun babysitting, Thunk! We know you're going to do great. 67 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:44,182 Are we sure he'll do great? 68 00:03:44,266 --> 00:03:46,467 I'd be lying if I said I had no doubts, 69 00:03:46,492 --> 00:03:48,580 but I really want to get a car-put. 70 00:03:48,645 --> 00:03:50,355 [cackling] 71 00:03:50,439 --> 00:03:53,094 I know! Me too. It felt like the floor 72 00:03:53,119 --> 00:03:55,633 was giving me sweet, hairy kisses. 73 00:03:55,694 --> 00:03:58,095 Bye! Now, you guys play nice 74 00:03:58,120 --> 00:04:01,978 while I baby-proof the cave's danger areas. 75 00:04:09,624 --> 00:04:10,624 [rattling] 76 00:04:15,589 --> 00:04:17,219 [babbling] 77 00:04:19,384 --> 00:04:20,724 [moaning] 78 00:04:20,802 --> 00:04:21,802 [Cliff laughing] 79 00:04:24,055 --> 00:04:25,135 Good job, Cliff! 80 00:04:25,223 --> 00:04:29,143 Your artwork is so lifelike, I almost forgot it used to be alive. 81 00:04:29,227 --> 00:04:30,897 And Sandy, you, uh... 82 00:04:30,979 --> 00:04:32,859 Hey, you played with them, too. 83 00:04:32,939 --> 00:04:34,069 [groaning] 84 00:04:36,693 --> 00:04:38,014 Danger areas secured. 85 00:04:38,039 --> 00:04:40,807 Now, what else would a good babysitter do? 86 00:04:40,864 --> 00:04:42,375 A-ha! I don't know. 87 00:04:42,400 --> 00:04:45,818 So, how about I tell you a story instead? 88 00:04:46,661 --> 00:04:49,516 Once, there was an amazing babysitter, 89 00:04:49,541 --> 00:04:51,945 who was also quite handsome... 90 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:52,830 [gasping] 91 00:04:52,918 --> 00:04:56,048 and really good at cave painting, as it turns out. 92 00:04:56,129 --> 00:04:59,719 And he had a magic tail that let him bounce everywhere. 93 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:02,720 He never once had to use his legs. 94 00:05:03,386 --> 00:05:04,966 - [grunting] - [moaning] 95 00:05:05,055 --> 00:05:06,555 [growling] 96 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:09,100 And backflip to the moon they did. 97 00:05:09,184 --> 00:05:10,314 And... ow! 98 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:13,229 Bad baby! This is not a toy. 99 00:05:13,730 --> 00:05:14,963 This is a toy. 100 00:05:15,732 --> 00:05:18,942 On second thought, I can see how this could be confusing, but still. 101 00:05:19,027 --> 00:05:21,067 You should know better, Sandy. 102 00:05:21,154 --> 00:05:22,175 [gasping] 103 00:05:22,531 --> 00:05:25,371 [grumbling] 104 00:05:25,450 --> 00:05:28,046 Nice try, but you can't just blame this 105 00:05:28,071 --> 00:05:29,934 on the person next to you. 106 00:05:29,996 --> 00:05:31,076 [fart squeaking] 107 00:05:31,164 --> 00:05:32,294 He did it. 108 00:05:32,374 --> 00:05:34,214 Sorry, but as a good babysitter, 109 00:05:34,292 --> 00:05:37,802 you can have Krispy Bear back when you've learned to play nice. 110 00:05:37,879 --> 00:05:40,193 Now, tell Cliff you're sorry 111 00:05:40,218 --> 00:05:41,953 and give him a hug. 112 00:05:42,008 --> 00:05:43,153 [groaning] 113 00:05:46,513 --> 00:05:49,223 - [growling] - What was that? 114 00:05:49,849 --> 00:05:51,429 [babbling] 115 00:05:52,644 --> 00:05:54,104 [chickunas clucking] 116 00:05:54,195 --> 00:05:56,275 [Ugga and Grug laughing] 117 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:57,896 Oh, what a day! 118 00:06:08,610 --> 00:06:10,400 Would you just pick one already? 119 00:06:11,538 --> 00:06:13,618 [laughing continues] 120 00:06:21,506 --> 00:06:24,126 Hello, fellow childcare expert. 121 00:06:24,217 --> 00:06:26,550 Tell me, do you prefer the overhand leash grip 122 00:06:26,575 --> 00:06:28,741 or the wrap-around wrist method? 123 00:06:28,805 --> 00:06:31,805 Ha! You walk your babies? Amateur. 124 00:06:31,891 --> 00:06:33,521 My babies walk me. 125 00:06:36,563 --> 00:06:39,403 [babbling] 126 00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:44,596 That's the good Sandy I know. Keep it up, 127 00:06:44,621 --> 00:06:47,055 and soon, you'll get this back. 128 00:06:47,115 --> 00:06:49,530 Whoa! How'd you get in there? I meant... 129 00:06:49,832 --> 00:06:52,389 Did I lose it? No, wait. Here it is. 130 00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:54,663 [gasping] 131 00:06:54,748 --> 00:06:56,578 Now, back you go. 132 00:06:56,666 --> 00:06:58,036 [moaning] 133 00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:02,513 [babbling] 134 00:07:04,507 --> 00:07:07,177 Aw, is somebody tired of walking? 135 00:07:08,470 --> 00:07:10,140 [groaning] 136 00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:12,140 Lullaby time. 137 00:07:12,223 --> 00:07:17,523 Dead prey, tasty prey Fills baby's belly right 138 00:07:17,604 --> 00:07:23,234 Dead prey, tasty prey Helps baby sleep at night 139 00:07:23,318 --> 00:07:25,318 - [snarling] - Whoa, Sandy! 140 00:07:25,403 --> 00:07:27,863 If you want a different song, just ask. 141 00:07:28,531 --> 00:07:29,951 [growling] 142 00:07:30,617 --> 00:07:31,657 [screaming] 143 00:07:32,834 --> 00:07:36,294 Sandy! Cliff! Are you okay? Am I okay? 144 00:07:36,373 --> 00:07:38,633 You are far from okay! 145 00:07:40,251 --> 00:07:41,591 [panting] 146 00:07:41,670 --> 00:07:42,943 Oh, no! 147 00:07:42,968 --> 00:07:46,784 I mean, everything's under control. 148 00:07:46,841 --> 00:07:49,471 You're an embarrassment to the job. 149 00:07:49,594 --> 00:07:51,854 [growling] 150 00:08:02,399 --> 00:08:03,979 [straining] 151 00:08:05,735 --> 00:08:06,945 [roaring] 152 00:08:09,990 --> 00:08:10,990 [screaming] 153 00:08:12,588 --> 00:08:14,859 Sandy? Cliff? 154 00:08:15,203 --> 00:08:18,213 Okay, Thunk, just think like a baby. 155 00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:21,398 I'm hungry and I need to poop. 156 00:08:25,213 --> 00:08:26,343 This isn't working. 157 00:08:26,423 --> 00:08:28,234 Some babysitter I am. 158 00:08:28,259 --> 00:08:31,707 More like a baby let-them-run-away-er. 159 00:08:32,303 --> 00:08:33,223 [sighing] 160 00:08:33,304 --> 00:08:38,694 Bad Thunk, silly Thunk You let the babies fight 161 00:08:38,768 --> 00:08:43,898 Bad Thunk, silly Thunk You'll be paid no eggs tonight 162 00:08:44,024 --> 00:08:45,154 [gasping] 163 00:08:45,233 --> 00:08:48,033 [screaming] 164 00:08:48,111 --> 00:08:49,241 - [scream echoes] - [gasping] 165 00:08:49,320 --> 00:08:50,240 Sandy! 166 00:08:50,321 --> 00:08:52,701 Thank you, singing For solving that problem! 167 00:08:52,782 --> 00:08:53,952 [wind howling] 168 00:08:55,952 --> 00:08:58,002 - [yelping] - [rumbling] 169 00:09:00,165 --> 00:09:01,495 [straining] 170 00:09:01,583 --> 00:09:02,883 [giggling] 171 00:09:07,088 --> 00:09:08,088 [yelping] 172 00:09:09,090 --> 00:09:11,760 [straining] 173 00:09:11,843 --> 00:09:13,683 [moaning] 174 00:09:13,762 --> 00:09:15,932 [sniffling, babbling] 175 00:09:28,485 --> 00:09:29,985 [groaning] 176 00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:32,360 [panting] 177 00:09:34,199 --> 00:09:35,529 [blowing raspberry] 178 00:09:35,617 --> 00:09:37,197 [babbling] 179 00:09:39,746 --> 00:09:42,746 Wow. That is really aggressive, 180 00:09:43,081 --> 00:09:45,311 and not how you thank Sandy 181 00:09:45,336 --> 00:09:47,082 for saving your life! 182 00:09:47,504 --> 00:09:51,134 Wait, has Cliff been acting like that all day? 183 00:09:51,216 --> 00:09:53,716 - [growling] - Why didn't you say something? 184 00:09:53,802 --> 00:09:56,052 [stammering] 185 00:09:56,137 --> 00:09:58,137 [babbling, grunting] 186 00:10:00,975 --> 00:10:02,262 You tried to, 187 00:10:02,287 --> 00:10:05,382 but I was too distracted making up stories 188 00:10:05,407 --> 00:10:07,466 and baby-proofing my butt? 189 00:10:07,524 --> 00:10:10,324 - That does sound like me. I'm sorry. - [giggling] 190 00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:13,818 [babbling] 191 00:10:15,698 --> 00:10:18,291 Yeah, okay. Save it, buddy. 192 00:10:18,316 --> 00:10:19,852 [babbling] 193 00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:26,667 - [sniffling] - [sighing] 194 00:10:36,909 --> 00:10:39,806 There. Our very own car-put. 195 00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:43,813 So soft, so fluffy, and so... 196 00:10:43,893 --> 00:10:45,103 [grumbling] 197 00:10:45,186 --> 00:10:46,186 bitey? 198 00:10:46,271 --> 00:10:49,981 - Our car-put has bitey bugs! - [buzzing] 199 00:10:50,066 --> 00:10:52,816 Yeah, but it does pull the room together. 200 00:10:53,444 --> 00:10:54,614 Knock, knock! 201 00:10:54,696 --> 00:10:56,637 How'd it go, baby whisperer? 202 00:10:57,031 --> 00:10:59,831 I'll be honest. Cliff was kind of a handful. 203 00:10:59,909 --> 00:11:01,909 I know. He's the worst. 204 00:11:01,934 --> 00:11:04,393 I just needed a break or I was going to lose my mind. 205 00:11:04,455 --> 00:11:06,285 [cackling] 206 00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:09,501 [sighing] 207 00:11:09,586 --> 00:11:12,119 Time to go back to Mommy's waking nightmare! 208 00:11:12,144 --> 00:11:14,515 Say goodbye, Cliff! Come on. 209 00:11:15,717 --> 00:11:17,257 - [chuckling] - [gasping] 210 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:20,679 You earned it. 211 00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:22,604 [growling] 212 00:11:23,065 --> 00:11:24,268 You're right. 213 00:11:24,934 --> 00:11:25,944 [giggling] 214 00:11:28,980 --> 00:11:30,650 [sighing] 215 00:11:30,732 --> 00:11:31,822 [gasping] 216 00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:36,280 [music playing] 217 00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:43,655 [Gran] Ooh! 218 00:11:43,745 --> 00:11:46,778 Looks like the Grr! berries are in season. 219 00:11:47,306 --> 00:11:49,059 Let's get them, gardening club! 220 00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:50,285 [hissing] 221 00:11:51,461 --> 00:11:52,461 [grunting] 222 00:11:53,421 --> 00:11:54,711 Gardening club? 223 00:11:56,799 --> 00:11:58,009 [snickering] 224 00:11:58,426 --> 00:12:01,886 [Marm] And this is my granddaughter Blonk. 225 00:12:01,971 --> 00:12:04,931 She's around your age and just made head bonker. 226 00:12:05,016 --> 00:12:08,266 Oh, Marm, she has your smile. 227 00:12:08,353 --> 00:12:09,983 Why, thank you. 228 00:12:10,008 --> 00:12:12,414 Would you believe these are fake? 229 00:12:13,691 --> 00:12:16,562 And Gorp, your grandson is... 230 00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:18,073 striking. 231 00:12:18,154 --> 00:12:20,284 He's half lizard on his father's side. 232 00:12:20,365 --> 00:12:22,405 Again with the lizard baby! 233 00:12:22,492 --> 00:12:23,792 I'm proud of him. 234 00:12:23,946 --> 00:12:27,821 Hey, Gran, your friends and I are talking favorite grandkids. 235 00:12:29,317 --> 00:12:32,558 It's Sandy. Now, what are you doing with my pals? 236 00:12:32,558 --> 00:12:35,818 Our weekly chat and chew. We have so much in common, 237 00:12:35,895 --> 00:12:39,595 like telling long stories and joints that make cool noises. 238 00:12:39,693 --> 00:12:40,953 - [groaning] - [cracking] 239 00:12:41,028 --> 00:12:42,738 - [squeaking] - [popping] 240 00:12:42,821 --> 00:12:45,701 Oh! That reminds me. I have something to show you guys. 241 00:12:45,782 --> 00:12:46,702 [groaning] 242 00:12:46,783 --> 00:12:50,043 Oh, your grandson is such a sweetheart. 243 00:12:50,120 --> 00:12:53,500 - Too bad it means he'll die young. - Yeah, that's going to happen. 244 00:12:53,582 --> 00:12:54,832 Ha! Please! 245 00:12:54,916 --> 00:12:58,005 He's my grandson, so he's not dying 246 00:12:58,030 --> 00:13:00,717 anytime soon. Unless he bugs me. 247 00:13:01,089 --> 00:13:05,089 Speaking of dying, that lizvult's back to drag off the weakest. 248 00:13:05,177 --> 00:13:07,582 Definitely going to be Weez this time. 249 00:13:07,607 --> 00:13:10,201 Not today! Not while I can still... 250 00:13:10,265 --> 00:13:12,515 - [back cracking] - Okay, today. 251 00:13:12,601 --> 00:13:14,379 - [lizvult roaring] 252 00:13:14,404 --> 00:13:16,835 - Ta-da! Made it myself. 253 00:13:17,773 --> 00:13:21,033 Helps me get around without putting undue pressure on my knees. 254 00:13:21,109 --> 00:13:23,029 Of course, this also works. 255 00:13:23,111 --> 00:13:25,281 Thunk, fight him off! 256 00:13:25,363 --> 00:13:28,530 Don't worry. I'm totally in control of this situation. 257 00:13:29,117 --> 00:13:32,677 My, that's a strong beak you've got there. 258 00:13:32,702 --> 00:13:33,962 What's your name? 259 00:13:35,040 --> 00:13:36,290 [grunting] 260 00:13:36,374 --> 00:13:37,790 Drop him, you jerk! 261 00:13:38,835 --> 00:13:40,415 - [grunting] - [screaming] 262 00:13:43,673 --> 00:13:44,803 [grunting] 263 00:13:45,175 --> 00:13:48,385 We were getting to know each other. Her name is Bessie. 264 00:13:48,470 --> 00:13:51,890 And I thought I was living on borrowed time. 265 00:13:51,973 --> 00:13:53,433 [chuckling] 266 00:13:53,517 --> 00:13:55,477 [laughing] 267 00:13:56,728 --> 00:13:58,018 - Mm-hmm. - [Thunk cheering] 268 00:13:59,773 --> 00:14:01,903 Hey, who wants to help me clean? 269 00:14:01,983 --> 00:14:04,535 It's totally fun, and I'm totally 270 00:14:04,560 --> 00:14:07,187 telling the truth and not lying! 271 00:14:07,239 --> 00:14:10,369 Can't right now. We're watching our stories. 272 00:14:10,450 --> 00:14:14,250 Dirk is spinning a web... a web of lies! 273 00:14:14,329 --> 00:14:15,539 [gasping] 274 00:14:15,622 --> 00:14:18,041 He's about to defeat his arch-rival. 275 00:14:18,066 --> 00:14:19,946 Gran, are you seeing this? 276 00:14:20,710 --> 00:14:22,920 - [shrieking] - [gasping] 277 00:14:23,004 --> 00:14:25,146 Hey, buddy, hope you enjoy eating me. 278 00:14:25,171 --> 00:14:27,658 Let me know if I can do anything to help. 279 00:14:27,717 --> 00:14:29,047 [groaning] 280 00:14:29,136 --> 00:14:30,806 I've seen enough! 281 00:14:30,887 --> 00:14:33,427 Ugga, I'm taking Thunk somewhere incredibly dangerous 282 00:14:33,515 --> 00:14:35,765 where he'll toughen up or die! 283 00:14:35,851 --> 00:14:38,651 Uh-huh. Great. Have fun! 284 00:14:38,728 --> 00:14:42,648 You know, that'll rot your brain... if it bites you. 285 00:14:42,732 --> 00:14:45,032 Happened to a buddy of mine. 286 00:14:45,110 --> 00:14:48,740 What about you, Sandy? You want to help your old man clean? 287 00:14:48,822 --> 00:14:50,742 You can eat all the dirt we find. 288 00:14:50,824 --> 00:14:52,944 [Sandy whirring] 289 00:14:56,455 --> 00:14:57,915 [both] No! 290 00:14:57,998 --> 00:15:00,668 Ah! Sorry! How do I reverse this? 291 00:15:02,919 --> 00:15:03,919 [hacking] 292 00:15:09,050 --> 00:15:10,180 [grumbling] 293 00:15:10,260 --> 00:15:12,310 At least the cave's clean? 294 00:15:14,139 --> 00:15:17,889 - Thunk, you like old people, right? - Not just like. I love them. 295 00:15:17,976 --> 00:15:19,989 Well, if you want to ever be 296 00:15:20,014 --> 00:15:22,960 an old person, you've got to get tough. 297 00:15:23,023 --> 00:15:25,772 That's why, when I was your age, 298 00:15:25,797 --> 00:15:28,887 we did the trials of the tar pits. 299 00:15:28,945 --> 00:15:32,702 - The kids who passed got to grow up. - And the kids who failed? 300 00:15:33,116 --> 00:15:35,946 The kids who passed got to grow up. 301 00:15:37,287 --> 00:15:38,787 - Hey! - Hey, guys! 302 00:15:38,872 --> 00:15:41,212 Are you here to help me with my trials? 303 00:15:41,291 --> 00:15:42,421 [grunting] 304 00:15:42,501 --> 00:15:46,091 Wow! But let's see you do that with two hands. 305 00:15:46,171 --> 00:15:47,631 [shrieking] 306 00:15:48,173 --> 00:15:51,183 That was fun. So, when do the trials start? 307 00:15:51,259 --> 00:15:52,349 [groaning] 308 00:15:52,427 --> 00:15:54,536 Gorp was the first trial. 309 00:15:54,848 --> 00:15:57,542 We'll come back to that later. 310 00:15:57,567 --> 00:15:59,485 Now, let's toughen you up. 311 00:16:00,894 --> 00:16:02,264 [sizzling] 312 00:16:09,236 --> 00:16:10,486 [giggling] 313 00:16:11,321 --> 00:16:12,661 [hurling] 314 00:16:14,991 --> 00:16:16,581 [sighing] 315 00:16:16,660 --> 00:16:18,910 Mm... ooh. 316 00:16:21,206 --> 00:16:22,036 [gasping] 317 00:16:22,123 --> 00:16:24,463 Look, Gran! Hot stone massage. 318 00:16:24,543 --> 00:16:26,463 [grumbling] 319 00:16:26,545 --> 00:16:28,005 - [growling] - [grunting] 320 00:16:30,173 --> 00:16:33,763 Who's a good boy? You are. Yes, you are. 321 00:16:34,636 --> 00:16:35,926 [grumbling] 322 00:16:37,556 --> 00:16:39,636 [straining] 323 00:16:42,644 --> 00:16:44,014 [giggling] 324 00:16:45,146 --> 00:16:46,566 - [hissing] - [screaming] 325 00:16:50,443 --> 00:16:53,453 And they said I couldn't lift my own body weight. 326 00:16:53,530 --> 00:16:56,240 Take that, everyone I know. 327 00:17:02,998 --> 00:17:04,128 - [grunting] - [yelping] 328 00:17:07,252 --> 00:17:10,632 Thanks, Gran, but I don't know how to get out. 329 00:17:10,714 --> 00:17:13,124 Well, I guess this is my life now. 330 00:17:13,425 --> 00:17:14,675 [growling] 331 00:17:24,102 --> 00:17:25,482 [both] Yay! 332 00:17:25,562 --> 00:17:28,072 Nice work, my boy. 333 00:17:28,690 --> 00:17:31,030 Look, I'm sorry I ruined your stories, 334 00:17:31,109 --> 00:17:34,304 but I'll find you a new show to watch, like, um... 335 00:17:34,329 --> 00:17:35,643 these butterhummers. 336 00:17:35,697 --> 00:17:36,737 [buzzing] 337 00:17:36,823 --> 00:17:40,453 They just fly around looking pretty. Where is the drama? 338 00:17:40,535 --> 00:17:43,655 Okay, okay. Well, buzztles have a lot going on. 339 00:17:43,747 --> 00:17:46,457 Too much going on. I can never keep the names straight. 340 00:17:46,541 --> 00:17:49,841 Dad, the story of Dirk's romance is special. 341 00:17:49,919 --> 00:17:52,301 Even though he and Flit are in love, 342 00:17:52,326 --> 00:17:54,243 they can never be together. 343 00:17:54,299 --> 00:17:55,969 Really? Why? 344 00:17:56,051 --> 00:17:59,008 He was a spider ant. She was a gnat fly. 345 00:17:59,033 --> 00:18:01,545 They were from different worlds. 346 00:18:01,598 --> 00:18:03,558 Huh. Tell me more. 347 00:18:03,642 --> 00:18:05,392 - Betrayal. - Passion. 348 00:18:05,477 --> 00:18:09,227 [Eep] He was in a cocoon. [Ugga] Love at first sight. 349 00:18:09,314 --> 00:18:13,064 And then, she left him hanging by a thread of spider silk! 350 00:18:14,903 --> 00:18:15,743 Ah! 351 00:18:15,820 --> 00:18:18,178 We know. It's shocking. 352 00:18:18,203 --> 00:18:20,354 No. Look! What? 353 00:18:20,408 --> 00:18:21,788 [cheering] 354 00:18:21,868 --> 00:18:23,158 I can't believe it! 355 00:18:23,244 --> 00:18:27,244 [laughs] We can find out if Dirk and Flit live happily ever after! 356 00:18:27,332 --> 00:18:28,632 Ow, you little...! 357 00:18:28,708 --> 00:18:29,788 [gasping] 358 00:18:30,585 --> 00:18:31,955 Uh... 359 00:18:32,796 --> 00:18:34,336 At least the cave's clean? 360 00:18:35,256 --> 00:18:39,176 Doing great, Thunk. I think you're ready to rematch old Gorp here. 361 00:18:41,262 --> 00:18:43,392 Do I have to? Gorp's my friend. 362 00:18:43,473 --> 00:18:46,983 Oh... that's sweet. Now, less lip and more flip! 363 00:18:47,394 --> 00:18:48,764 [grunting] 364 00:18:52,440 --> 00:18:53,480 [yelping] 365 00:18:57,237 --> 00:18:58,237 [groaning] 366 00:18:59,322 --> 00:19:01,372 - Oh, yeah. - Go ahead. 367 00:19:02,534 --> 00:19:04,614 - [panting] - You tired him out. Finish him! 368 00:19:07,664 --> 00:19:09,164 I can't flip you, Gorp. 369 00:19:09,249 --> 00:19:11,405 What if I hurt your hip and you're never 370 00:19:11,430 --> 00:19:13,693 able to hold your lizard grandson again? 371 00:19:13,753 --> 00:19:15,133 - [shrieking] - Ha-ha! 372 00:19:15,213 --> 00:19:16,423 I still got it. 373 00:19:16,506 --> 00:19:19,587 Darn it, Thunk. Again with this sweetness. 374 00:19:19,612 --> 00:19:22,620 I thought you were finally toughening up. 375 00:19:22,679 --> 00:19:24,496 You want to know what happened 376 00:19:24,521 --> 00:19:27,003 to the kids who didn't pass the trials? 377 00:19:27,058 --> 00:19:28,888 They lived long and happy lives? 378 00:19:28,977 --> 00:19:32,437 No! They died young, with all their hair on their head 379 00:19:32,522 --> 00:19:36,112 and their short-term memory and their hair on their head! 380 00:19:36,192 --> 00:19:38,202 And so will you! 381 00:19:38,278 --> 00:19:41,408 [whimpers] You're wrong! I'm a different kind of tough. 382 00:19:41,489 --> 00:19:43,949 I will get old, even older than Weez! 383 00:19:44,033 --> 00:19:46,049 Older than Weez? Good luck! 384 00:19:46,074 --> 00:19:49,357 I knew dirt back when it was still a rock. 385 00:19:49,414 --> 00:19:50,414 [back cracking] 386 00:19:51,332 --> 00:19:53,842 That's what I get for being cocky. 387 00:19:55,253 --> 00:19:57,827 Thunk, stop! I'm going to catch up. 388 00:19:57,852 --> 00:20:00,497 We both know I'm tougher than you. 389 00:20:00,550 --> 00:20:03,129 So, maybe you are, but I don't need 390 00:20:03,154 --> 00:20:05,584 your dumb trial of the armpits. 391 00:20:05,638 --> 00:20:07,567 It's "trials of the tar pits"! 392 00:20:07,592 --> 00:20:09,712 Because this area is full of... 393 00:20:09,768 --> 00:20:10,898 - [shrieking] - Thunk! 394 00:20:10,977 --> 00:20:12,097 tar pits! 395 00:20:12,187 --> 00:20:13,977 Thunk, grab hold! 396 00:20:14,063 --> 00:20:17,033 I don't need your help. I can get out of this mess. 397 00:20:17,108 --> 00:20:20,778 You're not tough enough. Let the old lady do the heavy lifting. 398 00:20:21,404 --> 00:20:22,404 [screaming] 399 00:20:24,115 --> 00:20:26,195 Well, I don't know about you, 400 00:20:26,284 --> 00:20:28,445 but I'm going to take a moment 401 00:20:28,470 --> 00:20:30,558 to think of my final words. 402 00:20:30,622 --> 00:20:32,922 Yeah, got them. 403 00:20:33,194 --> 00:20:37,967 No, no, no! 404 00:20:39,422 --> 00:20:42,932 With no show to watch, I guess we'll just watch reality. 405 00:20:43,009 --> 00:20:45,549 Ugh! I hate this reality show! 406 00:20:45,637 --> 00:20:47,557 - Not so fast! - [gasping] 407 00:20:47,639 --> 00:20:48,469 Dirk! 408 00:20:48,556 --> 00:20:52,516 It's a shocking twist. That wasn't Dirk. It was his evil twin Donk! 409 00:20:52,602 --> 00:20:54,331 Dirk was hiding under a rock 410 00:20:54,356 --> 00:20:56,886 with his true love Flit the whole time! 411 00:20:56,940 --> 00:20:58,530 [shrieking] 412 00:20:58,608 --> 00:20:59,858 [giggling] 413 00:20:59,943 --> 00:21:01,363 And the best part... 414 00:21:01,444 --> 00:21:04,564 we're upgrading to a big screen! 415 00:21:05,907 --> 00:21:06,907 [straining] 416 00:21:06,950 --> 00:21:09,500 Stop thrashing! It's making us sink faster. 417 00:21:09,577 --> 00:21:11,827 Is not! [continues straining] 418 00:21:14,374 --> 00:21:16,815 Who am I kidding? We're goners! 419 00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:19,358 And look who's circling again. 420 00:21:19,420 --> 00:21:22,604 Scram, you! The tar pits won our bodies 421 00:21:22,629 --> 00:21:24,914 fair and square. You lose. 422 00:21:24,968 --> 00:21:26,798 Don't talk to Bessie like that! 423 00:21:26,886 --> 00:21:27,716 [gasping] 424 00:21:27,804 --> 00:21:29,764 Talk to her like this. 425 00:21:29,848 --> 00:21:32,268 Bessie! Hey, Bessie! 426 00:21:32,350 --> 00:21:35,440 Bessie, who's the Bessie? Who's the Bessie-Bessie? 427 00:21:35,520 --> 00:21:39,480 Hey, Bessie boy! Bessie girl! You're the Bessie girl! 428 00:21:39,566 --> 00:21:41,989 Stop that! Do you want that mangy bird 429 00:21:42,014 --> 00:21:43,670 to scavenge our corpses? 430 00:21:43,736 --> 00:21:47,696 No, I want her to rescue our corpses while they're still alive. 431 00:21:48,366 --> 00:21:49,946 - [Bessie shrieking] - Oh! 432 00:21:51,619 --> 00:21:55,329 That worked! No violence required. 433 00:21:55,415 --> 00:21:59,245 Thanks, Bessie. We owe you one. One corpse, that is. 434 00:21:59,335 --> 00:22:00,665 [cawing] 435 00:22:03,172 --> 00:22:05,107 Thunk, you really are sweet, 436 00:22:05,132 --> 00:22:07,826 and it turns out that's a good thing. 437 00:22:07,886 --> 00:22:10,178 I didn't appreciate it before, 438 00:22:10,203 --> 00:22:13,410 but now I am certain you get it from me. 439 00:22:14,934 --> 00:22:16,888 That's nice. Reminds me, 440 00:22:16,913 --> 00:22:20,248 back in my day, when... And there I go! 441 00:22:20,315 --> 00:22:22,985 Bye, Weez! Have fun with your new friend! 442 00:22:24,193 --> 00:22:26,243 [laughing] 443 00:22:27,989 --> 00:22:29,619 Hey, what are you watching? 444 00:22:29,699 --> 00:22:33,199 Shh. It's the season finale. Dirk and Flit are getting married. 445 00:22:33,286 --> 00:22:35,496 Flit looks so beautiful. 446 00:22:36,706 --> 00:22:40,036 Oh, I've already seen this one. 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