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Previously on Danger 5...
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You took those photos
to get back at Khrushchev?
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Aaagh!
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Game's up, my friend!
Drop the wiener!
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Sonofabitch!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Hitler has possessed Holly
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and now I think he's messing with
the space-time continuum!
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Quickly, friends! Take a drink!
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We're going back in time!
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Goal!
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Hmm.
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Ma perche...?
Ma che cosa...?
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Hoo-hoo!
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Ugh!
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It worked.
We're back in World War II.
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What the hell did you put in
that time travel cocktail, Pierre?
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Mozzarella! You can't
go back in time without cheese!
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No! Don't shoot!
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Shut up! Shut up!
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It's the space-time continuum.
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Anything we alter here, in the past,
can change the future.
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So, we can't shoot Nazis?
No.
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We can't shoot Nazis?!
Heil Hitler!
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Nein! Nein! Nein!
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Aaagh!
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Aaagh! Aaagh!
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My neck! Oh! The continuum!
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The continuum, my friend!
The continuum!
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Whoa, whoa! Easy, pal. Easy, easy.
Let me see, let me see.
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Oh, your neck is fine!
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There's nothing there!
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You're cool! Be cool!
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Calm down, you silly billy.
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Just listen to me, my friends.
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Hitler possessed Holly. He has
come back here to alter the future.
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And we have to stop and make sure we
don't alter the future in the process.
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Huh?
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Ohh!
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Alright, we were here before!
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This is the last Christmas
of the war!
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The mission was
to rescue the Colonel.
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We flew the Danger Zeppelin with
the Deluxe Danger Rocket attachment.
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While I took care of the guards.
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Then we freed the Colonel and
discovered the cocktail waterfall!
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Hey! I forgot about the waterfall!
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We all got so drunk!
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Wait! That means Claire's here!
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I'll see her again!
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Oh, no, no, don't get
any ideas, Tucker.
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All we have to do is capture Holly -
uh, Hitler Holly -
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and return to the future
before any damage is done.
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Da... Yeah! Yeah!
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No! NO!
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Don't touch anything,
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don't talk to anyone,
don't shoot any more Nazis
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and don't do anything foolish
like talk to your past self.
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Yes. You're right, Pierre.
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It would be foolish of me
to embrace this opportunity
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to see my wife alive again...
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..or to hold her...
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..to kiss her.
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Mmm! Ah-ha-ha!
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No, no, no! Tucker!
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Stop Holly before
she ruins the future!
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Merry Christmas, my friends.
We come, bearing gifts!
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That little girl
looks and sounds like Hitler.
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And it looks like she's packin'
some sort of heat.
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Aaaaaaagh!
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Nice shot, my friend, huh?
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Alright, team.
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Let's go rescue the Colonel.
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Your plan is as repulsive as
this vegetarian cuttlefish, Hitler.
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Oh... Ah...
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Ohh...
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Huh?
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Ha!
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Toodle-oo! That'll do.
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Hmm-hmm-hmm!
Stop it, Tucker!
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You're doing irreversible damage
to the fabric of time!
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And my mind!
I'm sorry, Pierre.
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But I'm in love!
Claire, I'm coming for you!
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Aaagh...
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Merry Christmas, Pierre!
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Aaagh!
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Aaaaaaagh!
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Oh...
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No, no, it's me!
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The continuum!
It's OK, my friend. Come.
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Join the Christmas luau, huh?
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Aaaagh!
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Oh.
Huh?
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It looks like trouble.
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Only Americans drink the nog.
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Go, go, Danger Net Pack!
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No, not the Net Pack!
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Freeze, you Kraut bastards!
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Sigaretu? Hmm?
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Huh?
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Yes! Yes!
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Let go of me, you brute!
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Let go of YOU, you brute!
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Claire.
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Ha! En garde, Kaltenbrunner!
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Oh!
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Oh...
Off with your toupee!
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Ahh! Ohh! No!
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It burns!
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Are you ready for prime time?
What's that?
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It's when I show you my stiffy.
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Oh!
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Not so fast, you Nazi pastie!
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I'll save you, Claire.
Tucker!
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There's only room in the world
for one Tucker.
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Ohh!
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Ha-ha-ha!
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Oh, wunderbar! Wunderbar!
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Excellent! Excellent shooting.
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Lieutenant, would you care
to join us in the dungeon
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to, uh, unwrap this
tasty little Christmas present?
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Yes.
Yes.
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Yes, I would.
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This is the best Christmas miracle
a man could wish for.
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A visit from my future self.
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No, no, I can't be talking to you.
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I could be totally ducking up
the continuum.
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How did you know
I was from the future?
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Hey, hey, hey.
Take it easy, my future friend, huh?
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Here.
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Have a drink of
some Honolulu Lullaby.
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Drink.
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Man, that's a tasty drink!
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And nothing bad
seems to be happening.
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Mm. Yeah.
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Maybe a little partying
with my past self
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won't hurt the continuum after all.
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Hey...
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This calls for a celebration!
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Hey, hey, hey!
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Hey. What is that?
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It's the future!
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Play.
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Uh... Hmm.
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Let me get this straight -
you guys came back from the future
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to stop an invincible girl,
possessed by Hitler,
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from changing the future?
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That means we don't
kill Hitler, right?
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Yeah, but we got more important
things to worry about.
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More important?
What's more important than...?
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You gotta do something about Ilsa
while YOU still have a chance.
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Do something?
Like... what do you mean?
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You gotta man up and move in,
before she goes 100% Commie.
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And tell her how you feel.
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Tell her how I feel?
Yeah.
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Feelings? What - do I become
some sort of fruit in the future?
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Mm.
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Shit! Shit!
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Aagh!
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Get the hell down, man! Go!
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Go, go!
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Go, go, go! Get in the hole!
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Springtime in Vienna!
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Stop working so fast, Kaltenbrunner.
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Can't you see I want her to cower
at the terror of my 40 chickens?!
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WE agreed on the bricking, Ali Baba.
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Anyway, I only count eight chickens.
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Alas, many chicken fell
on the journey
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from Damascus to Aqaba.
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But what if we entomb her
with these?
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Yes! Think of the honey!
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Hey! I love honey!
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What you think about
that, Lieutenant?
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Ugh!
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The jokes ON you, Kaltenbrunner.
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An imposter! Quick, chicken!
Protect the gold!
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Oh, man!
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Ice-cream?
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Oh...
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Because the cow is cold. Yes!
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Very clever.
Tucker?!
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Now that we're married,
you can have it all!
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Ahh!
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Birds! Bla... Aah...
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Splendid job. Now, come on,
let's go rescue the Colonel.
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I don't think the million-dollar
Danger-Gator is expensive enough
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to blow up Dog Mountain.
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Just shoot, already!
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You guys would have won the war
three times over by now
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if you shot your guns off
as much as your damn mouths!
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Aagh! Aagh!
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Aaaagh!
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Aaagh!
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That oughta seal it up.
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I could do that. I could DO that.
I can do...
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Whoa.
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Ha!
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Aah...
Avalanche!
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Noooo!
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Whoo!
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Man, you just can't get
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waterfall-fresh cocktails
like this in the future.
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It just needs, uh, you know,
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a little bit of relish.
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Whoa!
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Mmm!
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Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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What's the big idea?!
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Don't be mouthin' me!
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You should be mouthin' him!
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Ilsa, what...?
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Old?
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Damaged?
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Why would Hitler be keeping the
Colonel in this... romantic bedroom?
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You must be... worn out
from all that torture, Claire.
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Mm!
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Why don't you, uh, make yourself
comfortable on this, uh, bed?
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Oh, lovey-dovey. Ohh!
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What is wrong with you?!
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I just... know how much
you like roses.
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No, I don't.
I... can't stand the smell.
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Oh... Yes, you're right!
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Ooh, stop beating around the bush,
Tucker, Tucker!
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Just say it!
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Claire, I want to
show you something.
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Have you found sensitive dossiers?
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No.
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Are you ready for... prime time?
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Hmm. What's prime time?
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It's, uh...
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..when I show you my stiffy.
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Speak up, Tucker!
Stiffy!
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Oh!
Aah!
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Can't you see I'm trying to
foreplay you, Claire?
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Tucker, you're acting like a man!
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It's Christmas, Claire,
and I'm going to intercourse you -
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no two ways about it.
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Two-way intercourse?
Mmm!
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Ohh!
Mmm!
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Claire? How could you?
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Two Tuckers?
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My God.
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You're me.
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Yes. From the future.
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And I'm a Nazi?
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Goodbye, Claire.
No!
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Yes, do it! There's only room
in the world for one Tucker.
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You're right.
Ohhh!
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I can't wait for the future.
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I love this synth!
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Bee-boo-ba-ba-boo!
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This telephone!
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These computer disks!
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These...! Hey, what are these?!
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Uh, cheer-up movies!
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I LOVE cheer-up movies!
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Aaaagh!
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Aagh! Aaagh!
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Stop it, Tuckers!
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Run, Pierre! The future people
have come to get us!
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Sure!
Uh, no, they are our friends.
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Two Tuckers? Two Pierres?
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Where's Ilsa and Jackson and... me?
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00:16:49,966 --> 00:16:51,445
You're right here.
265
00:16:51,446 --> 00:16:53,605
Oh! Oh!
266
00:16:53,606 --> 00:16:55,046
Oh!
267
00:16:56,206 --> 00:16:57,925
If you don't come away
with me, Claire,
268
00:16:57,926 --> 00:16:59,405
then this will be your fate!
269
00:16:59,406 --> 00:17:00,725
Ohh!
Now...
270
00:17:00,726 --> 00:17:03,245
Stop being a flannel
and let's live happily ever after.
271
00:17:03,246 --> 00:17:06,285
Tucker, you've had your Claire.
You can't have another one!
272
00:17:06,286 --> 00:17:08,405
"Why try future marmalade
on your crumpet
273
00:17:08,406 --> 00:17:12,125
"when... present marmalade
does the job just fine?" I say.
274
00:17:12,126 --> 00:17:13,605
Oh, leave me alone!
275
00:17:13,606 --> 00:17:16,085
Tucker, we've been consumed by
the temptations of time travel
276
00:17:16,086 --> 00:17:17,885
and forgotten the real reason
we're here.
277
00:17:17,886 --> 00:17:20,765
I thought you were here to party.
Yes! Uh... no.
278
00:17:20,766 --> 00:17:22,245
Wait. No.
279
00:17:22,246 --> 00:17:24,525
Hitler has come back from the future
to change the world.
280
00:17:24,526 --> 00:17:27,646
And if we do not stop him,
then we may never exist!
281
00:17:29,126 --> 00:17:30,685
We should fight them together!
282
00:17:30,686 --> 00:17:32,925
Yes!
I won't work with these murderous future scoundrels!
283
00:17:32,926 --> 00:17:34,085
Hear, hear.
284
00:17:34,086 --> 00:17:35,965
Come on, my friends, huh?
285
00:17:35,966 --> 00:17:37,525
It's Christmas.
286
00:17:37,526 --> 00:17:38,685
Yes!
Yeah.
287
00:17:38,686 --> 00:17:40,205
Oh...
288
00:17:40,206 --> 00:17:41,685
Oh... alright, then.
289
00:17:41,686 --> 00:17:44,446
Oh-ho-ho! Yes!
Yeah!
290
00:17:46,846 --> 00:17:48,365
Oh!
291
00:17:48,366 --> 00:17:50,285
Wow!
292
00:17:50,286 --> 00:17:52,486
Merry Christmas, everyone!
293
00:17:54,646 --> 00:17:57,045
Cheers. Cheers.
Oh, hey, hey, stop!
294
00:17:57,046 --> 00:18:00,045
We've done it again!
We're supposed to be killing Hitler!
295
00:18:00,046 --> 00:18:01,525
Come on, Pierre.
296
00:18:01,526 --> 00:18:04,125
One more waterfall-fresh
Shirley Temple.
297
00:18:04,126 --> 00:18:06,246
No!
Yes!
298
00:18:06,246 --> 00:18:09,285
Sorry, my friend. I thought
he was talking to me!
299
00:18:09,286 --> 00:18:10,925
I thought he was talking to me!
300
00:18:10,926 --> 00:18:13,326
'Cause we are the same...
301
00:18:14,366 --> 00:18:16,206
Let's go win some war.
302
00:18:16,206 --> 00:18:17,366
Yeah!
303
00:18:57,070 --> 00:18:58,990
Hey? Hey, you?
Huh? Huh? Huh?
304
00:18:58,991 --> 00:19:01,027
I'm on your side. I'm a spy.
305
00:19:01,028 --> 00:19:02,788
Spy?
Look.
306
00:19:03,908 --> 00:19:06,148
Huh? Uh...
307
00:19:17,228 --> 00:19:19,148
Oh!
308
00:19:49,348 --> 00:19:50,788
Aaagh!
309
00:19:52,788 --> 00:19:53,907
Ahh!
310
00:19:53,908 --> 00:19:55,547
Shut up, Leanne!
311
00:19:55,548 --> 00:19:57,748
I don't wanna go to school!
312
00:20:02,748 --> 00:20:04,227
Hey.
313
00:20:04,228 --> 00:20:06,027
Where am I?
314
00:20:06,028 --> 00:20:07,508
There's that shiny piece of shrimp!
315
00:20:11,308 --> 00:20:13,588
This one! Yeah, yeah, yeah.
316
00:20:33,708 --> 00:20:35,708
No, Hitler. I have the power.
317
00:20:36,988 --> 00:20:40,627
Sit... down... you!
318
00:20:40,628 --> 00:20:42,228
Huh? Oh...
319
00:20:46,108 --> 00:20:47,587
Damn it.
320
00:20:47,588 --> 00:20:49,827
Now original Hitler is invincible.
321
00:20:49,828 --> 00:20:51,347
He's won! Shit!
322
00:20:51,348 --> 00:20:52,827
We need a Christmas miracle.
323
00:20:52,828 --> 00:20:55,627
And we need it fast.
This place is falling apart.
324
00:20:55,628 --> 00:20:57,227
Claire, do you still have...?
325
00:20:57,228 --> 00:20:58,868
Claire?
326
00:21:00,188 --> 00:21:01,828
We're here to rescue you, Colonel.
327
00:21:03,228 --> 00:21:04,747
No, naive Pierre.
328
00:21:04,748 --> 00:21:06,507
Get down, Claire. Get down.
329
00:21:06,508 --> 00:21:07,948
Get down!
330
00:21:10,548 --> 00:21:13,148
No!
331
00:21:14,748 --> 00:21:16,228
No!
332
00:21:17,628 --> 00:21:20,908
Aaagh!
333
00:21:26,308 --> 00:21:28,188
No! Aaagh! Aah!
334
00:21:30,868 --> 00:21:32,587
We're still here, right?
335
00:21:32,588 --> 00:21:35,507
Are you alright, my friends?
Do you feel like you don't exist?
336
00:21:35,508 --> 00:21:37,067
No.
Uh, me neither.
337
00:21:37,068 --> 00:21:39,067
I, uh, feel pretty good.
338
00:21:39,068 --> 00:21:41,388
Then the continuum was bull-fish!
339
00:21:44,148 --> 00:21:46,187
Not so fast, Johnny!
340
00:21:46,188 --> 00:21:48,027
I'm putting you in detention!
341
00:21:48,028 --> 00:21:49,828
Aaaagh!
342
00:21:49,828 --> 00:21:51,228
Nice one, my friend!
343
00:21:52,748 --> 00:21:54,188
Whoa! Whoa-whoa!
344
00:21:59,108 --> 00:22:01,267
More like gun power.
345
00:22:01,268 --> 00:22:03,587
Aaagh! Aaagh! Aaagh!
346
00:22:03,588 --> 00:22:05,388
I'm so sorry, Claire.
347
00:22:06,948 --> 00:22:08,427
I suppose this means...
348
00:22:08,428 --> 00:22:10,348
..I'm just not meant to have you.
349
00:22:12,068 --> 00:22:15,308
Here, take this, in case you get
peckish in the afterlife.
350
00:22:25,428 --> 00:22:26,907
I'm sorry, Colonel.
351
00:22:26,908 --> 00:22:29,387
We came from the future
to stop this from happening.
352
00:22:29,388 --> 00:22:31,188
Nice work, you migrant.
353
00:22:35,708 --> 00:22:37,387
Yes, Ilsa.
354
00:22:37,388 --> 00:22:40,828
I think it's safe to assume
Hitler is proper dead.
355
00:22:41,868 --> 00:22:43,627
Adolf Dead-ler.
356
00:22:43,628 --> 00:22:45,427
Yes. I like
the sound of that.
357
00:22:45,428 --> 00:22:47,947
Ohhh! Just get me
the hell out of here!
358
00:22:47,948 --> 00:22:50,108
Lucky I brought extra mozzarella.
359
00:22:51,268 --> 00:22:53,948
Here, take one.
Yes, here, one for you!
360
00:22:53,948 --> 00:22:55,747
Here, Tucker, Jackson.
361
00:22:55,748 --> 00:22:57,387
Wait!
362
00:22:57,388 --> 00:23:00,027
Can we spare an extra drink...
363
00:23:00,028 --> 00:23:01,867
..for the Colonel?
364
00:23:01,868 --> 00:23:03,827
Don't be a prawn cracker, Tucker!
365
00:23:03,828 --> 00:23:07,227
Now you're gone, I'm gonna get
all the credit for winning the war!
366
00:23:07,228 --> 00:23:09,427
Now, nick off,
before you ruin it somehow!
367
00:23:09,428 --> 00:23:11,307
To the future!
368
00:23:11,308 --> 00:23:13,627
Yeah!
Ugh!
369
00:23:13,628 --> 00:23:15,388
Ohh...
370
00:23:19,668 --> 00:23:22,548
Ohhh!
371
00:23:24,348 --> 00:23:26,107
Hey, hey!
372
00:23:26,108 --> 00:23:28,427
Smells like our original time line.
373
00:23:28,428 --> 00:23:30,147
We're home!
374
00:23:30,148 --> 00:23:31,627
Yeah!
375
00:23:31,628 --> 00:23:33,708
Yeah! Fast-food joint! Bonus!
376
00:23:36,788 --> 00:23:38,348
Let's go pat that horse!
377
00:23:38,348 --> 00:23:42,148
I'll take five guacamole wieners
and an extra medium cheese-shake.
378
00:23:44,108 --> 00:23:45,828
A German horse. Ooh.
379
00:23:47,628 --> 00:23:48,588
Huh?
380
00:23:52,068 --> 00:23:53,547
Hitler Hat?!
381
00:23:53,548 --> 00:23:56,147
Hitler Hat?!
382
00:23:56,148 --> 00:23:57,228
Mm.
383
00:24:02,668 --> 00:24:05,227
Uh-oh.
384
00:24:05,228 --> 00:24:06,707
New from Tamico,
385
00:24:06,708 --> 00:24:08,268
Das Fuhrer, the board game!
386
00:24:08,268 --> 00:24:09,868
Listen to Hitler's orders and survive.
387
00:24:09,869 --> 00:24:11,588
All players eat one mushroom.
388
00:24:11,588 --> 00:24:13,108
Yes, mein Fuhrer!
389
00:24:14,188 --> 00:24:15,468
Ugh!
390
00:24:15,468 --> 00:24:17,788
Progress around the board
using Hitler's dice dome!
391
00:24:17,789 --> 00:24:19,027
Oh, no!
392
00:24:19,028 --> 00:24:20,308
I landed on war crimes!
393
00:24:20,308 --> 00:24:23,067
Take your cyanide
before the Allies find you.
394
00:24:23,068 --> 00:24:25,027
Yes! Honourable death bonus!
395
00:24:25,028 --> 00:24:27,308
Be the first to escape to Argentina
396
00:24:27,308 --> 00:24:29,387
and live off untold stolen riches!
397
00:24:29,388 --> 00:24:30,827
Ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha!
398
00:24:30,828 --> 00:24:32,067
Victory.
399
00:24:32,068 --> 00:24:33,588
Das Fuhrer board game, available now
400
00:24:33,588 --> 00:24:36,092
at all good pro-Nazi retailers,
from Tamico.
401
00:24:36,136 --> 00:24:47,061
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