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Ah...
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Hah! Your move Maneki.
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Again?
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Very well.
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And then he whispered to me
with his last breath
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"Pierre, always muddle the lime."
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But now I carry on his legacy...
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the perfect Cherry Mendez.
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Naturally.
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He also taught me to make the
world's quickest Bangkok Sunrise.
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- Tucker, how is that Vodka Marconi?
- Satisfactory.
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How about now?
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Above satisfactory.
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- Your double Jim Bourbons, Jackson?
- Swell.
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Claire, are you certain
I cannot make you something?
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- It's 9 in the morning.
- Yes?
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You see no issue with drinking
at 9 a.m.?
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Hey Claire, chill out.
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Ugh.
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Good morning boys and girls,
we have orders.
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Good day Colonel,
can I mix you something?
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Yes, I'll have a... er...
a Bangkok Sunrise, yes.
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All right, everybody,
at 0800 hours this morning
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the Nazis stole the Eiffel Tower.
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The Eiffel Tower?
Surely the Nazis have...
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Shut up girl! We believe
this could be the very beginning
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of the largest piece
of Nazi propaganda
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ever executed by Hitler's
propaganda wizard, Josef Goebbels.
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It's safe to assume Goebbels has
similar plans for other monuments.
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I think we can all agree,
a world without monuments
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is not worth living in.
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Your mission: learn what the hell
the Nazis want with the tower,
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where they're taking it,
get it back.
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And of course, as always,
kill Hitler.
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Looks like the loss of the tower
has hit them quite hard,
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we must be sensitive.
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Greetings, barkeep!
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Three Marconis
and a Summer in Paris, please.
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- Rene!
- Marcel?
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- Son of a bitch!
- Son of a whore!
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Marcel?
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Tell me you've come
to return the tower.
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- It is as you say, my friend.
- Girls, we are saved.
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The great Marcel DeRochel
has come to help return the tower!
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All of these fine girls
are members of my battalion.
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Each a true revolutionary.
Good front, no?
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Yes, they are...
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Celeste?
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Bonjour, Marcel.
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So, how have you been?
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- I thought you were dead.
- I'm not!
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- Don't ever leave me again!
- I burn for you! Rrrr.
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Four of my offensives have been
sabotaged this last month,
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and I am beginning to suspect...
an insider.
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Amongst your girls?
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Forget me. Save yourself!
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Celeste!
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If this is the end of the line,
couldn't you grant us one last drink?
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We will pay for it.
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Inside that safe is gold,
and frankincense
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and myrrh of very high quality.
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If you let us have one last drink,
I will give you the combination.
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Very well.
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Two, nine...
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three, nine, four, nine... two.
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Bonjour.
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Ah Marcel! I can't remember the last
time we pulled the old life-saving...
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Oh, I'm sorry, old friend.
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Shh! You must rest.
You'll be better in the morning.
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No. No, Marcel,
I'm not long of this world.
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Please, do one thing for me.
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Anything, my friend.
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Get my ladies back.
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They have no doubt been taken to
the nearest outpost, by the river.
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Where we used to take the girls
on Bastille...
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- You remember it, my friend?
- I cherish those days.
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Good.
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Two parts grenadine,
one part chartreuse,
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a pinch of salt...
and... a fresh mint...
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the perfect Fruit Madrid.
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These are the latest group
of detainees, mein Fuhrer.
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I hope they are to your liking.
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They all pale into insignificance
when you really look at this one.
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Isn't the irony sweet?
The Resistance
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doing a performance
at the F?hrer's birthday.
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Argh!
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Hold up.
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Good evening,
sir, which mode do you require?
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Sexy bitch.
Sexy bitch mode activated.
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Oh!
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Great work! Cut me loose.
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What?
Stop messing around and free me!
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Don't tell me that you're jealous
that Hitler finds me attractive!
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Mm?
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The girls are bound to be locked up
around here somewhere.
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- Hey...
- Halt!
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Celeste?
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Claire!
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- We can jump it.
- No, we can't.
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What the hell happened back there,
llsa?
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That's the Statue of Liberty!
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That's what they want
with the monuments?
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Don't look at it!
You'll go blind with sorrow!
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- Dance at Hitler's birthday!?
- No way in hell
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I'm gonna run around France
chasing tail
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when Lady Liberty herself
is in danger.
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Girls are heading for
the middle of a Nazi minestrone.
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They need our help.
We need to tail that truck!
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- The team takes priority!
- Not in my book.
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I'm with Tucker on this one,
my friend.
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Celeste,
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and our comrades, need us.
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Guess that leaves you and me llsa.
Fighting for freedom.
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Mm...
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Fine, I'm going to do what's right.
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Traitor.
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You're the traitor, Pedro.
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Get me a new technical director!
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Who are you?
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John Schmidt,
the new technical director.
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What is this?
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Women don't talk.
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These are the special costumes
for the finale.
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They are guaranteed, to...
blow the F?hrer away.
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Not before I have inspected the...
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Excuse me Herr Goebbels,
the guards' new celebration outfits
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have arrived for your approval.
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You'd better not mess up...
Schmidt.
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- Celeste, are you all right, my love?
- I knew you would come.
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You'll get us killed. What happened
to the mission? Where's Jackson?
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It seemed you'd landed yourselves in
a Wednesday casserole of a situation.
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- We're here to get you out.
- Get us out?
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We have everything under control,
Tucker.
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I have an after dinner appointment
with Hitler tomorrow night.
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- The perfect chance to kill him.
- We're thinking bigger than Hitler.
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Soon this place is going to be
jam-packed with Nazi top brass
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and we're going to put on
the best darn dance performance
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the Third Reich has ever seen.
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Then, when they are fired up
and ready for an encore,
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we'll give them an encore,
an encore of bullets.
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The crate is jam-packed
with resistance-grade bang-bang.
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Now that, my dear, is a real plan.
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This doesn't look
like rehearsal.
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We are talking about
the art of dance.
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What do these special costumes
look like?
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Special.
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I would like
to see one of them.
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- Why ruin the surprise?
- Crowbar!
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Oh.. argh.
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Good, the F?hrer likes swans.
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Terrific plan.
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- Fire.
- Fire! Fire!
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Say, are they those military issue
cigarettes,
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the kind that coat your lungs
in thick menthol,
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making you impervious to gas?
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Yeah.
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Why didn't I get any?
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Don't worry, Lady Liberty.
I've got your back.
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Your Kronsteen, mein F?hrer,
medium sweet just as you like it.
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Thank you mein F...
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Will you excuse me a moment,
mein F?hrer?
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Heil Hitler!
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Heil Hitler!
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Hurry up, we don't have much time.
Radio the Resistance for more guns.
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Right.
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I don't understand how
they swapped those crates,
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we loaded those guns ourselves.
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Celeste...
What are you doing, my love?
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- Be quiet.
- You're the insider Rene was on to.
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You did it all, the raid at the bar,
the guns... How?
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I had the box changed
when you arrived.
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The guns are still in the cargo bay.
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- Then Goebbels knows?
- No!
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He still thinks
we're just Resistance tramps.
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I was waiting for the big finale to
hand all of your heads on a platter
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to Hitler, as a birthday present.
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Oh, don't you cry! You!
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Who lets me go on for two years
thinking you are dead!
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Making me doubt everything
I've ever stood for.
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You made me do this, Marcel!
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If that is your real name.
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Now it's time for you to pay.
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Will you stop this childish banter?
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- Get out of my way!
- Mm?
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What are you doing here anyway?
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- What's going on?
- This little mouse is actually a rat.
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Drop the gun.
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No.
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Two parts dark rum,
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crushed ginger,
fill with orange soda...
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the perfect... Heil Hitler.
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Good work, Pierre.
One less traitor in the world.
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That was Patriotic Dog,
ladies and gentlemen,
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a tough act to follow.
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And now, if I may have all
of your attention, please.
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As you all know, tonight we are here
to celebrate the birthday
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of our majestic leader.
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In the recent days, mein F?hrer,
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I have been preparing
the ultimate birthday surprise.
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If you would all care to turn
to the window on your right.
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I present to you, the F?hrer.
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And now a light supper
before the grand finale.
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Ah, my F?hrer, did you enjoy
your birthday surprise?
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But you'll miss the... performance.
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I'll get the weapons
from the cargo bay, you lot will...
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Pierre, pull yourself together!
You lot will...
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Attention!
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Hey! What are you doing?
I need her... for the performance.
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The F?hrer requests her company.
Now!
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And now, ladies and gentlemen,
for the grand finale performance...
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The Rise of The Great
Germanic Swan.
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Happy birthday, mien F?hrer.
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- You!
- Claire?
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You idiot! I had him!
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Hey...
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Wait, I...
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So, Hitler is still alive, I see.
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This war would be over if it weren't
for Sergeant Screw-Up over here.
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- You were in my line of fire!
- Nice work, patriot.
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Oh, quiet you!
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- Don't talk to her like that!
- I'll speak to her however I please!
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You know what?
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The world doesn't
need national monuments
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to remind people
why they shouldn't kill themselves,
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because there's something else
I know that does a much better job.
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There's plenty of it,
everyone can share it
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and it starts with the letter L.
You know what I mean.
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- Tucker, shut up.
- Yes, very well.
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Are you looking
to make new friends?
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Don't look
past Muchacho breath mints.
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Muchacho, a new best friend,
for your mouth.
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All right, let's get straight
to the biscuits.
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At 0800 hours this morning
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an American soldier
was eaten by a Nazi dinosaur.
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Now, Nazi dinosaurs are popping up
all over Europe.
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Your mission: find out where Hitler
is getting these things from
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and put a stop to it.
Oh yes, and of course, kill Hitler.
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