All language subtitles for Damned s01e05.eng

Come on kids,
breakfast is on the table.

Piss.

(Fuck.)

Mum. Have you moved the dustpan
and brush?

I don't know!

Lilly, Charlie,
Martha, downstairs now.

MUFFLED: Coming!

Why aren't you dressed? Breakfast is
on the table.

Where's Dad? Sleeping in a
skip, probably.

Only kidding. He's back in the
mobile home - skip with a roof.

I thought he was back with us. We
can't have both Dad and Nana.

There's not enough room, OK?

And Nana is the one that needs help.

Nana says we don't have to get
dressed today because it's Saturday.

It is not. She doesn't know what day
it is.

You don't know what day it is.

I think I do.

Look at my phone, all right, and
tell me.

ELECTRONIC BEEPING

What are you doing? Minecraft.

Oi! Give it here. Now get on with
your breakfast.

I'm going to get your clothes.

Mum. Could you chuck down the
kids' clothes?

There you go.

That's mine.

Oh, we've got to go,
we've got to go.

Right, quick, put that on.

It's dirty! Put that on.
I'm not a girl.

Get your shoes on. We've got five
minutes to get out of the house, OK?

PHONES RING

'Why? Why can't I have my kids?

'Fucking Brussels. Thank God we
voted out.' Erm...

Calm down, please, sir. 'I ordered a
fucking cab have an hour ago.'

Calm down, please. 'I will calm down
when the fucking cab gets here.'

Morning. Morning. Morning. Morning.

'I was just wondering how to get on
the dark web to do research.'

Morning, Anick. 'I've been abused.'

Don't panic, Anick. 'I want you to
help me, OK?'

OK. Well, have you got anywhere you
can go?

Morning. 'Well, it was
my stepdad.' All right?

Um. Sorry. Well, if he's been physically
abusive, you must let us know.

'Well, it was 30 years ago.'
Erm, OK.

Hello, Intake Assessment, how can I
help you?

'Fucking Theresa May,
what's she know about kids, eh?'

VOICES CONTINUE INDISTINCTLY

DOOR ENTRY BEEPS

Al, I've done something really
stupid, I think.

Why the doubt? These aren't real,
are they?

Hopefully none of this is.

It's all dream,

from which I will awake to find
that, in reality,

I am Piers Morgan,

and then I can do the world
a favour and top myself.

If I could be any celebrity, it
would be Rihanna.

I'd get back together with
Chris Brown,

and I'd head-butt him in the tip of
his cock.

OK, thanks for that.

Look, you've been watering
fake plants.

It doesn't matter, we've all
done it.

Well, we haven't, but...

Just got a few things I need to be
getting on with.

Like, for example, someone's been
fat shaming kids in a playground.

Christ. You won't tell anyone,
will you?

What, about the fat shaming?
Yes, Nat, I will, it's my job.

No, about the plants.

I really don't think anyone will
be interested.

Look, if you don't mind,

I have got to find a home for four
refugee children, so...

..and booking a mini break
for Catlin,

which is less of a priority in
work time, but...

Hello, Al Kavanagh.

'Hello, I'm just witnessing some
child abuse.'

OK, can you give me some details?

Is this a matter for the police?

'Well, I've just seen a child in
a buggy with pierced ears.

'It's non-consensual mutilation.'
Yeah, ring the main number. Google it.

I just had someone call up about a
kid having pierced ears

like it was FGM.

You wouldn't think it was
quite so humorous if you'd been with

the Ahmeds for the last three months
like I have.

The Somali family?

Shit, sorry. What happened with...?

Maandeeq, yeah. Well, her mum
swore blind

that she'd protect her daughter,

but now, nowhere to be seen.

I think they've taken her home to
get it done.

How's your mum? Well,
going downhill.

Like, this morning, she got up,

tried to make Martha go to bed

because she thought it was
the evening.

Yeah, that's like when Aerosmith
played this gig,

they started with their encore and
they were so off their heads they

just walked offstage thinking,
"Well, that gig went quick."

It just throws me out with my
mum there.

You know, I actually sent the kids
to school this morning with their

pyjamas on under their clothes.

Can I mention care home?

She's my mum.

I can't put her into care.

What if it's one of these places
where they feed them cat food and

piss in the tea? They're not all
like that.

I've got a mate that works in one,
he says it's like a hotel.

He's got his name down for it, 25
years in advance.

Something really bad's happened.

Nat, it doesn't matter that you
watered the fake plants.

It's not about the plants.

Two girls have gone missing from
their foster family.

How long? Last night.

How old? I don't know their ages.

Where are you getting this
non-information from?

PC Harris. He said to call an
emergency meeting.

Well, why is he involved so quickly?
They left a note.

And they're...

(Muslim.)

Why are you whispering that?

Don't want to cause offence.

It's only offensive if it's in a
sentence with other words

like, "I fucking hate..."

Right, the chair of the safeguarding
board has been informed.

The foster parents are on their way
in, as is their teacher.

Shouldn't you be out there looking
for them?

I mean, they've only been missing
since end of school yesterday.

They can't have gone far.

It's important to verify their
backgrounds so we know whether to

look in the local pubs or,
you know...

Syria.

You assume they might have gone to
Syria based on what, their names?

Hey, I'm not being racist.

Not that Muslims are a race, anyway.

And I also gave the possibility they
might be getting shitfaced in the pub.

NAT: Does shitfaced have a minus
sign in the middle?

Hyphen.

A horizontal line between two words
is called a hyphen.

I never knew that. Does shitfaced
have one?

It's optional. Welcome to the
nerve centre.

Everyone, this is Mary and Mike,

Alina and Surah's foster parents.

Please take a seat.

Thank you, Nitin.

Yes? Well, I thought it would
be remiss

to not involve the one person in the
office who might

have some insight into the forces
behind radicalisation

in the Islamic community.

You're a Hindu. Lapsed.

I've got a lot of Muslim friends,

but, I mean, the insights I gained
as a police officer...

You were in traffic enforcement.

Yeah, but... Thank you, Nitin.

Sorry about that.

I'm Denise, team leader.

This is PC Harris,

our psychologist, Miss Williams, and
our senior social workers,

Alastair Kavanagh and Rose Denby.

And a fat fucking lot of use
you've been.

AL: Excuse me? That's not going to
help, Mary.

Well, we've been asking for support
and you don't even return our calls.

This is the first time we've
actually heard

there are any issues at all.

If there have been communication
problems, I can only apologise.

Well, this whole
department's fucked.

I mean, that idiot out there,
I forget his name.

BOTH: Nitin.

He told me to make sure my phone
wasn't on silent in case the girls ring.

To be fair, you're not the best at
answering your phone.

Oh, shut up, Mike.
How about a bit of support?

I know how to check my phone.

RINGTONE SOUNDS

That's yours, Mary. It isn't.

It is. It isn't.

You asked me to change it to
something more distinctive

cos you kept missing your calls.

SHE SIGHS

It's Jessica. I haven't got time to
talk about her bloody polyps now!

And this is form tutor Mr Reynolds.

The meeting room is now sealed.

Yeah, thank you, Nitin.

Off.

I am Denise, acting up manager.

Can I introduce you to...?

Er, let's not do this. I'm terrible
with names.

How does he run a classroom, then?

I know Mike and Mary and the rest
of you.

You are going to be no help.

Do I know you? Either that or he's
a clairvoyant.

Yes, you know me. Bike theft from
the school grounds.

You said the best way to stop it
would be to suggest

the kids left their bikes at home.

Yep, right. Take us through your
reasons for

trying to get in touch with us.

MIKE: Well, we've always tried to
treat our foster kids as equals.

Friends, But lately, Surah and
Alina have

started throwing it back at us.

DENISE: Have Cams been involved?

Cams, who's she? Child and
Adolescent Mental Health services.

MARY: Yeah, well, we did get
a referral.

Oh, good. For an assessment in
six months.

God, that soon? Well done.

MR REYNOLDS: I mean, obviously I've
been aware

of Mike and Mary's concerns.

There has been a distance, a
seriousness to them,

ever since they started wearing the
hijab, really.

Which one's that? Head and chest.

So, they've become more religious?

Well, we've always been
very open about religion.

Always said they should be free
to explore and celebrate their heritage.

Which is? Syrian.

Right. I mean, I didn't want to have
to say this, but... "Sleeper cell."

Oh, for fuck's sake. Read the file.
They came in when they were five.

They could have easily
been radicalised.

Was there a reason the children
were placed with you rather

than a Muslim family when they were
orphaned?

Their parents were atheists, but
their larger family were Muslim.

And with their increased interest
in Islam,

did that come with any change in
their political opinions?

You mean, "Did they give a little
cheer every Isis were mentioned on

"the news?" No. Would it be so bad
if they went off to Syria, cos then

we could give their places to a
couple of your refugee kids, Al.

Briefly, Al, where are we on that?

Struggling. We are trying to keep
them together as a family,

but no-one is prepared to take on
four traumatised siblings who

witnessed the brutal murder of
their parents.

None of our local well-meaning
Christian families with a spare room?

Or a garden shed. Hello!

Can we get back onto our girls?

AL: Yeah. Right.

Did they take any clothes with them
when they left?

No. I...

I found this note.

It was in Surah's bedroom. I
couldn't make head nor tail of it.

Cass, can we get your psychologist's
point of view on that, please?

"Sure, we'll piss off the neighbours
in the

"place that feels the tears...

"Place to lose your fears.

"Reckless behaviour.

"It's our paradise.

"It's our war zone. My enemy, my
ally, prisoners, then we are free.

"It's a thriller."

Right, well, it suggests feelings
of alienation,

lack of respect for authority.
And, um...

a looking for release, and the
breaking of conventions.

PHONE RINGS

Ah. Sorry, I have to go.

I've got a kid with bipolar on the
top of the Tisk hotel.

Nat, do you want to make a copy
of this?

A forgery, is that legal?

No, just scan it!

We need to get MI5 involved
right now.

MI5? Sorry, do you have any training
in intelligence?

Are you saying I'm not
intelligent again? No, I wasn't,

but your response
would confirm that.

Enemies, fears, paradise, war zone.

Are you saying that could have
nothing to do with terrorism?

There is just no way our girls would
be involved in anything like that.

Right, I'm contacting
border security.

Yeah, I'm with Mary. They're
obviously going through

a strange time, but I can't imagine
it's anything like you're

suggesting. And you'd know what to
look for, would you?

I've done the online Prevent course.

So, they could be radicals and you
wouldn't know.

I would be amazed if that was true.

That's what people always say when
these things happen.

"Oh, they seemed so normal, didn't
expect this."

That's exactly what they said about
the Paris attacks.

No. Everyone said those guys were
weird and unstable.

You know what? You lot can sit here
ticking boxes,

but if the worst happens, there'll
be blood on your hands.

I'm going to find those girls.

And by the time I do, you lot will
still be here

checking over the minutes.

What is he saying?

He won't find them.

So, we are supposed to be reassured
by the fact that the person who is

looking for our girls isn't going to
find them?

Thanks.

Someone's got to get to
those girls before he does.

How was it in there?
All hands to the pumps?

Well, Denise won't be getting
her hands dirty.

PHONE RINGS

Hey, Rose, can you look
at the file in the...?

Hello. Hi, Mum.
'Police, please.'

Mum, it's me. What's wrong?

'It's my daughter.
She's not come home yet.

'And I'm worried about her.'

This is your daughter.

'Don't be silly. My daughter's eight
years old.

'And I need to find her.'

Mum?

Oh, piss flaps.

Why don't you go and get her sorted
and I'll hold the fort here?

Look, someone's got to get out
and look for those girls.

OK, well, I tried geo-locating them,
but that drew a blank.

How did you do that?

Because they're not tagged.
Twitter profiles.

But all I got was a photo of them
in a swimming pool.

That is not geo-locating.

That is cyberstalking.

OK, whatever. I did my bit,

so now I'm going to book
a haircut for lunchtime.

Well, there's nothing stopping me
going out and looking for them

right now.
Well, if you're up for it.

Yeah. Where shall I start?

I'm not really up with
where teenage girls hang.

In my day, it would have been
Our Price

or pick and mix counter
at Woolworths. Pubs.

Try all the pubs. Let me pull their
photos from the files.

PHONE RINGS
'Hello?' Oh, hi, Mum.

Yeah, I'm just going to walk
out of the office, OK?

So that I can hear you.

So, Nitin.
Why's this haircut so important?

Please tell me you have a job
interview.

It's kind of an interview...

but for sex.

You're becoming a porn star?

No, Al, I have a date.

A date! Oh, wow.

So, your two years of being left
swiped on Tinder are finally over.

Ha-ha. Actually, it's a
friend of Nat's.

A friend or someone upon whom
she wishes great harm?

She's really lovely actually.

And, erm, she's been through
a hard time recently.

A bit damaged.

So, I thought she could do
with some cheering up.

And Nitin fits into that how?

I'm actually a very charming man.

She's been through
a horrible divorce.

She just needs to get
back out there.

Oh, so, that makes more sense.

So, low standards. Low self-esteem.

So, how did you describe
Nitin to her?

Handsome.
CLICKS TONGUE

But everyone lies when they're
setting up blind dates.

And just as someone who will be
really grateful

because he doesn't get much.

I sold him as a sort of practice
date to get her back on the horse.

You know, not a long-term prospect,
just a bit of fun.

Well, you're not go to say anything
about that than?

I just find it a bit too painful.

Yeah. There we are.

Oh, before I go, Nitin.
Yeah, ha-ha, I'm a pity shag.

No, actually, I was going
to give you this.

It's the name and number
of a barber.

Are they from the 1950s?

I don't think people call them
barbers any more.

I thought the term was resurgent
with the millennials.

Do you go there yourself?

Oh, no. OK, yeah,
that makes me more interested.

Don't get me wrong,
I mean, your hair's...

You know, it's hair that's been...

It's been cut.
But I just need something

that's going to make more
of a statement.

Yeah, your hair is about
as wild as you are, Nitin.

I know you've got me down
as Mr Conventional, Al,

but I do have a jazz side.

Yeah, it's not expressed
through hair though, is it?

Well, it might be.
Martin, thank you.

Yes. I owe you an equivalent
recommendation.

Not money. I can't give you any
money, just to make that clear.

OK.

Mum!

Hello, dear.

You're back early.

Got the kettle on.
Thank God you're here.

Well, why wouldn't I be?

Because you rang
and said I wasn't here

and you were going to look for me.

No, I didn't.

You did. You're getting confused
a lot, Mum, at the moment.

I just don't know.

Look, Mum,

I hate saying this, but I'd really
think that it's time that we...

We started thinking about
you maybe going...

..to a home.

But I've got a home.

This one. No, Mum, this is my home.

You live somewhere else.

Why aren't I there then?

Well, because you need help
at the moment.

But I'm not really sure what
I've got to offer you any more.

I understand what you mean.

Sorry, Mum.

So, when are you moving out then?

Listen, you know your mate
at the care home?

'Are you coming round to it then?'

Well, you know,
as long as they're not

chained to the walls
or eating out of troughs,

yeah, I am prepared
to consider it.

'Well, I've already spoke to him

'and you're welcome to pop round and
a room has just become available.'

What? You mean someone's just died?

'Yep. Working at an
old people's home

'must be like being at a permanent
murder mystery party.

'Not that they're being
killed, but...'

Do you know what?
Think I might head down there,

so that she can have a look at the
place. I've got to get this sorted.

Oh, hi. Have you seen these
missing girls at all?

Excuse me, sir... Already gave.

Facebook in work hours?
Don't let Denise catch you.

Oh, Catilin goes ape if I don't
immediately like her posts.

But I was actually working
until a few moments ago.

Just looking at the girls'
Facebook pages.

I thought you took the piss out of
Nitin for looking at their tweets.

Yeah, but he doesn't know
what he's doing.

But I've been looking at who
their friends are, where they go,

what they do. I think I've built up
a pretty good profile

of their behaviour,
just based on relationships.

Frequent locations.

You'd make a great copper.

How dare you?

Actually, I should send this to the
police. To PC Harris?

Well, not just to him.
He'd probably send it back

saying it had been
printed upside down.

Yeah, but it wouldn't have
been printed upside down.

He'd just be reading
it the wrong way up.

Yeah, I was making a joke
about him being stupid.

So, we don't think they're
terrorists or anything?

No. No, I mean
they're interested in Islam.

Apparently, their grandfather
was an Iman.

But, no, they only started
wearing the hijab

when they got tattoos behind
their ears to cover them up.

The foster parents don't mind,
but the school don't like it.

Tattoos, that explains the lyric.

Sorry? What? What lyric?

You know, a note.

"So, we'll piss off the neighbours.

"In the place that feels the fears,
the place to lose your tears.

"Yeah, reckless behaviour."

It's from Pillow Talk, Zayn Malik's
single from his debut album.

Who is that?

It doesn't matter.
Can you just Google them for me?

It broke my heart when he left 1D
and dumped poor old Perrie,

but he's got his head screwed on,
our Zayn.

There's a secret gig
in London tonight.

Well, not so secret
if you're a fan girl.

Then you'll know it's at Koko.

For once, your vacuous pastimes
have paid off.

Really? My guess is they're
in the queue.

I've got a contact in the Met.
I'll get onto him, too.

Nat, you are a genius.

Thank you.

Listen. I, er,
ran it up the flagpole.

My theory. And the consensus is
I might be going off the deep end.

You don't say. Well, Nat reckons
that note was by Zayn Malik.

I knew it! Isis preacher.

No. From One Direction.

And Al's police mate in the Met

is going to a secret gig in London
tonight to track them down.

So, an apology would be nice.

Do you know what, mate?
If you get it wrong,

maybe you get a slap on the
wrist in a seminar.

I've only got to be wrong once.

I'm sorry,
you're under pressure as well.

And we all die. Oh, now, see.

Now, you've blown it.
Because for a moment there,

I had actual sympathy for your
position.

But now I think you probably wear
Batman underpants.

Why didn't you say anything in the
meeting?

Sometimes, I'm concentrating
so hard on taking the notes,

I don't actually process
what's being said until much later.

OK, I'm going to take back
the genius tag, but well done.

Hey, we think we've found the girls.

There is a secret Zayn Malik gig.

Zayn who? I respect you
for not knowing that.

I didn't know it myself.
Well, thank God they're all safe.

Yes, well, hope so.

Not been found yet, but they're more
likely to be there

than on the Turkish-Syrian border.

Excuse me, hi.

Have you seen these missing girls?

You'll have to buy a drink first.

OK. A sparkling water.

That'll be ?2.20.

So, have you seen them? No.

Right. Well, you have
a marvellous day.

And I hope you get bought out by
Wetherspoon's.

The police confirmed the girls have
been seen on CCTV

and they're out on the way
to be picked up now.

Wow! So, I'm going to ring the
foster parents.

Nat can you update Denise?

Yeah, yeah, I'll tell her
it was all thanks to me.

Hey, maybe I should be
a social worker.

HE LAUGHS

Why is that funny? I've obviously
got a flair for it

and there's a poster
in the waiting area

that says you can be fast tracked.

In two years,
I could be on your team.

I've got two years to get a new job.

Yeah, I'm not actually qualified
for anything else

apart from trolling Jeremy Hunt's
Facebook page.

Hello, this is a message
for Mike and Mary.

It's Alastair Kavanagh
from social services.

Can you give me a ring,
please, ASAP?

It's good news.

Well, job done.

That feels...

Well, just plain weird.

How was that care home?
My mum refused to even go in.

She just run off to look for a cab.

What, so you didn't even see it?

Oh, no, I saw it.

And the next time I see it,

I reckon it'll be on an undercover
Panorama special.

Oh, really? I'd honestly rather
she was in prison.

Your mate must be banking
on getting Alzheimer's

through his Twilight years
to cope with that place.

PHONE RINGS

Oh, shit, it's the kid's school.

What have they been up to now?

Hello. 'Mrs Denby, hello again.'

Is everything OK?
'Yes, you are aware

'that your children have pyjamas...'

Yeah, yeah, no, I am aware they had

their pyjamas on
under their clothes.

'Yes, can I ask why?'

It was chilly.

Well, we're going to have to...
INDISTINCT

Oh. Well, it won't happen again.

I apologise.

Bye.

Oh, happy day!

All is well with the world!

LAUGHTER

Oh, Jesus!

What happened? Well, because
you tell me I'm boring,

so I told him to surprise me.

That's what you say when you're
drunk in a restaurant,

not when you're getting a haircut.
I've got to post this as a warning.

So, why didn't you complain
when he held the mirror up?

Because he said it was on trend.

Fuck knows why I listened to him,
he had spikes in his cheeks.

Anyway, it doesn't matter
because you heard what Nat said.

Her friend's just using me for
practice.

Sorry, she just cancelled. Why?

She just saw the pic.

Oh, for f...

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