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What are you doing here?
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The gym is closed for a week.
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Somebody flushed the "Do not
flush tampons" sign down the toilet.
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It's a disaster.
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- Lunch?
- I can't.
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My assistant quit.
She left me with this huge mess.
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I found my insurance forms
shoved into a drawer
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with what smells
like an egg salad sandwich.
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Please, God,
let it be an egg salad sandwich.
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Don't answer your own phones.
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Makes it seem like you're running
a two-bit operation here.
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Good morning. Thank you
for calling Dr. Kimble's office.
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I have another call ahead of you.
Please hold.
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What are you doing?
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Make it seem like you're busy.
More professional.
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Thank you for holding.
How can I help you?
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Dr. Kimble's all booked up
on Friday.
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I'm not booked on Friday.
I'm not booked on any day.
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I see your 10:00 a.m.,
I raise you a 2:00 on Wednesday.
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Great.
My pleasure, hon.
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That was amazing.
Whose voice was that?
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That's my secretary voice.
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My first job in high school was
answering phones in a doctor's office.
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I could handle three lines and
not laugh when I answered the phone,
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"Dr. Getsoff. Please hold".
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But I had to quit
when Dr. Pullit joined the practice.
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Couldn't get through Pullit
and Getsoff without laughing.
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I really do need some help here.
I was wondering,
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do you think you could fill in
until I find someone?
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It's been a long time.
I don't know if I'm re...
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Good morning.
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Thank you for calling
Dr. Kimble's office. Please hold.
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Dr. Kimble's office.
Please hold.
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Drs. Pullit and Getsoff.
Please hold.
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That was just for you.
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Synch : So.
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Come on! We're gonna be late
for my first appointment.
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Good morning, Mary. Lou and Rhoda
are in the car already. Let's go.
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Don't start. This is what I wore
when I worked at Dr. Getsoff's.
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If you hang on to your clothes long
enough they come back in style again.
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Not yet.
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Look at this.
Clove cigarettes and diet pills.
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God, I loved the '70s.
Nothing was bad for you.
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Except for fashion.
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Hey, Maude.
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What?
You don't like my outfit?
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I didn't notice your outfit.
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Shut up.
I'm restarting my secretarial career.
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I'm answering phones for Matthew
for a week while the gym is closed.
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You two are working together?
Isn't that kind of weird?
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You're living with the woman
who left you at the altar.
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We're friends now. I mean,
do I still snoop through her purse
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and read her texts
and log onto her Facebook page? Sure.
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But... only as a friend.
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What's Facebook?
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You're gonna love it
about 30 years from now.
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I'm starting to get hungry.
What should we do for lunch today?
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Our sushi roll place?
We haven't been there in a while.
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I won't be able to have lunch
with you today. I have plans.
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If you have plans,
that's your business.
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Where you going?
Who you going with?
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I have a date.
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A date?
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That's awesome.
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Who's your date with?
Where you going?
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We're going to the sushi roll place, so
I would appreciate you went elsewhere.
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Our... sushi roll place?
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- Do you want me to go somewhere else?
- Just do me a favor,
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don't order our sushi roll.
That's a special roll for us.
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If the guy wants to order a California
roll, I'm not gonna stop him.
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You did great work today. We've got you
on the books for next week.
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Validation...
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Tissues...
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Smoke?
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That's okay. We're trying
to keep Nancy away from fire.
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So who's my next patient?
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Actually, you have a little break.
Sandra, your 11:00, cancelled.
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She cancelled?
She say why?
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She was a little upset when she called,
but then I talked her down
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and she felt so much better,
she just canceled her appointment.
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That woman is a mess.
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It's court-ordered therapy.
What did you say to her?
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Same thing you would've said, probably.
This therapy thing isn't science.
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Yes, it is.
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It's science.
It's...
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behavioral science.
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And I'm a trained professional,
and you're an assistant.
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How dare you.
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I'm... a secretary.
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You can't be talking to my patients.
You're not trained.
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I have a license, a degree.
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Oprah's boyfriend
talked at my graduation.
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So I spoke
to a couple of your clients.
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- What's the big deal?
- A couple? More than one?
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Three.
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You're unbelievable!
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You're a secretary!
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I am an executive assistant.
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And I am a doctor.
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Not "doctor",
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doctor!
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"Fine."
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Stop mocking me.
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How about this idea?
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How about you thanking me
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for helping you out this week?
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How about
a little appreciation for me?
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You are 100% wrong, and until
you apologize I'm not speaking to you.
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I am not apologizing
for helping you.
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And stop yelling at me,
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because I think I took
too many of those diet pills,
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and I'm having these weird,
crazy energy surges.
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Man, those things are good!
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You're fired.
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You can't fire me.
I am as high as a kite!
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Fired!
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Good morning.
Welcome to Dr. Kimble's office.
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Do you have an appointment?
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Do you have an appointment?
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I'm the secretary.
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I'm Max Kershaw.
I share the suite with Dr. Kimble.
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You mean Dr. Jackass.
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Are you from that temp agency?
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Matthew is my brother.
I'm Christine.
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Yes, he told me about you.
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Thank you.
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Would you excuse me
just for a second?
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Good morning.
Dr. Kimble's office. Please hold.
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That phone didn't ring.
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I think I took too many pills and...
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the ringing might be in my ears.
You wanna get the door?
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Should I call someone
to pick you up?
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I'm fine, I really am. It's just that
Matthew and I never really fight,
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and we live together
and we work together.
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We did work together, you know.
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He fired me.
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He's my best friend.
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You seem like you need a hug,
but I have this unwritten rule...
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which became a written rule,
about not hugging women in my office.
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It was a miscommunication...
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followed by a weekend in Ojai,
followed by a...
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a two-month suspension
of my license.
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No, it's okay.
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You don't have to hug me.
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I just came to get my mail,
and then I have to run
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an appointment,
but I could come back.
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Later?
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Sure.
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- That would be great.
- We could talk.
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I like to talk.
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I like to listen.
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Perfect.
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I should get going, too.
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I have to pack up all my stuff,
and...
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maybe call poison control.
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Here are your messages, doctor.
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If there'll be nothing else,
I'll be punching out.
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Forever.
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I am sorry that I yelled.
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You did more than yell.
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You fired me.
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So if you'll just give me
my severance package...
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I'll be on my way.
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You did a great job, but...
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you can see how it's a violation
to counsel my clients, can't you?
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- You do it.
- Yeah, but I'm a...
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You know what,
let's just stay clear of this subject.
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- You ready to go home?
- You go ahead. I have a date.
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With who?
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Dr. Kershaw.
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You better be kidding.
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Why?
He's not one of your clients.
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He's just my mentor.
Christine, how did this happen?
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I don't have to tell you.
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Doctor-girlfriend confidentiality.
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You're not going out with him.
Because this is my office,
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he is my mentor
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and you are my employee.
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Your employee?
No, I don't think so.
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I was laid off.
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Just stop it. You just leave those
things in the '70s where they belong.
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Come on, you're coming home with me.
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I'm not going anywhere with you,
little man.
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I have asked you
not to call me that.
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Little man?
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What's wrong with little man...
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- Little man?
- Stop it.
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This is my office.
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And I am a doctor, damn it.
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And I am the boss of you.
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Are you...
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little man?
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I am calling mom.
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Sorry.
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I think I crashed
from too many of those diet pills.
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They should warn you about that.
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Look...
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They do.
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No need to explain. I've walked into
a lot stranger things in this office.
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Long story...
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involving some very
unflattering photographs,
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a night in the emergency room
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and a three-month suspension
of my license.
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Matthew really struck gold
in the mentor department.
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You have nice teeth.
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Thank you.
And... you have nice...
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I am not going down that road.
I'm promised the state.
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I don't have
a whole lot of time, so...
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if you don't mind,
I'm gonna jump right in.
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Let's do it in here.
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Man knows what he wants.
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I'm ready if you are.
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I'm not used
to a whole lot of wooing,
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but, this is a little fast,
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even for me.
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It's okay.
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Why don't you just lie down
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and get started.
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On my brother's couch?
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What are you gonna do?
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I'll jump in when the time is right.
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You know, I'm...
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really not that kind of girl.
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Well, I'm not really a girl.
I'm...
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more of a gal.
But I'm not really that kind of gal.
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What kind of gal?
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The kind of gal that sleeps
with someone on their first date.
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Date?
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I thought you wanted a session
to talk about your brother.
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Session?
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Did you think we were gonna have...
On your brother's couch?
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That never even entered my mind.
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I swear. I've been given
some very strict guidelines
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by a very strict judge.
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I am just mortified.
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I'm sorry.
It seemed like you were having
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a really hard time with your brother.
I thought you needed help.
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Well, of course I need help.
I'm just a disaster.
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Since we're here and you're...
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already humiliated,
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do you... wanna talk about it?
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No, I don't need to talk about it.
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It's just that he's my only brother
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and... it's the biggest fight
we ever had.
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Do you mind if I just lie down?
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Before we get started,
I have to ask you,
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if I had asked you out,
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would you have said yes?
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I did say yes.
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And just so you know...
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I am that kind of gal.
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Damn it.
254
00:12:58,356 --> 00:13:00,286
You scared me.
What are you doing?
255
00:13:00,532 --> 00:13:01,917
Why are the lights off?
256
00:13:02,267 --> 00:13:04,692
Why do you keep calling
and hanging up on my cell phone?
257
00:13:05,644 --> 00:13:07,239
Christine, we're roommates.
258
00:13:07,675 --> 00:13:09,425
I had questions.
Like...
259
00:13:09,616 --> 00:13:12,385
Do you mind if I finish that Chinese
chicken salad in the refrigerator
260
00:13:12,510 --> 00:13:14,776
and who the hell
have you been out with for 6 hours?
261
00:13:16,136 --> 00:13:19,019
I don't think that was my Chinese
chicken salad. I thought it was yours.
262
00:13:20,353 --> 00:13:22,152
When did I have
Chinese chicken salad?
263
00:13:23,375 --> 00:13:25,591
Who have you been out with
for 6 hours?
264
00:13:26,652 --> 00:13:29,640
You don't know him. Well, you might.
Did you follow the Olympics?
265
00:13:33,374 --> 00:13:34,770
Relax.
It was awful.
266
00:13:35,772 --> 00:13:38,022
I forgot how brutal it is
to be out there dating again.
267
00:13:38,262 --> 00:13:39,733
- It is?
- Yes.
268
00:13:39,901 --> 00:13:41,290
The uncomfortable meal,
269
00:13:41,415 --> 00:13:42,963
the awkward small talk.
270
00:13:43,452 --> 00:13:46,064
"Look, these are my medals.
This is my apartment."
271
00:13:46,336 --> 00:13:47,845
"You can see ocean from here."
272
00:13:47,970 --> 00:13:49,088
The parazzi...
273
00:13:51,260 --> 00:13:52,507
Sounds like my night.
274
00:13:52,893 --> 00:13:54,574
"Will you deliver a pizza for one?"
275
00:13:54,899 --> 00:13:57,865
"Are you sure you don't wanna hang out
before you deliver the rest?"
276
00:13:58,520 --> 00:14:00,073
"Then try this credit card."
277
00:14:01,456 --> 00:14:03,426
God, if I wasn't
such a sexual person,
278
00:14:03,551 --> 00:14:05,973
I would just stay home
and forget the whole thing.
279
00:14:06,449 --> 00:14:07,333
Sexual.
280
00:14:10,168 --> 00:14:11,826
I didn't sleep with anyone.
281
00:14:11,951 --> 00:14:13,808
I'm not gonna sleep with strangers.
282
00:14:14,852 --> 00:14:16,497
But I've got to sleep with someone.
283
00:14:18,348 --> 00:14:19,605
I don't know what to do.
284
00:14:20,576 --> 00:14:21,604
What to do...
285
00:14:27,527 --> 00:14:30,757
Since we're already living together
in this house anyway...
286
00:14:31,644 --> 00:14:33,867
do you think it would be
a terrible idea if we...
287
00:14:39,544 --> 00:14:40,838
What are you doing?
288
00:14:41,489 --> 00:14:43,885
I was hopeful this was
where the conversation was going.
289
00:14:52,941 --> 00:14:55,947
I have something to say
and I want you to listen to me.
290
00:14:57,452 --> 00:14:58,597
I made a mistake.
291
00:14:59,274 --> 00:15:01,466
I was only seeing you
as my little brother,
292
00:15:01,591 --> 00:15:02,716
and not the...
293
00:15:03,946 --> 00:15:07,023
competent professional
that you've worked so hard to become.
294
00:15:07,148 --> 00:15:10,137
And I would like to take
responsibility for that and ask you
295
00:15:10,262 --> 00:15:11,241
to forgive me.
296
00:15:14,432 --> 00:15:16,686
I can hear
that you're still angry...
297
00:15:17,064 --> 00:15:19,370
and you're entitled
to your feelings...
298
00:15:19,850 --> 00:15:22,919
but do you think that we can
eventually move past this?
299
00:15:24,849 --> 00:15:27,507
Matthew, come on.
I only had one hour of therapy.
300
00:15:27,675 --> 00:15:31,004
He didn't tell me what to do
if you were a total flipping jerkhole.
301
00:15:32,942 --> 00:15:34,704
- Wait, you went to therapy?
- Yes.
302
00:15:35,046 --> 00:15:36,975
God, it was totally humiliating.
303
00:15:37,635 --> 00:15:40,353
I mean, I thought Max and I
were on a date,
304
00:15:40,521 --> 00:15:42,314
and he just thought I needed help.
305
00:15:44,864 --> 00:15:46,240
You went to therapy?
306
00:15:48,126 --> 00:15:50,847
I don't wanna cross
any boundaries or anything,
307
00:15:50,972 --> 00:15:53,721
but I'd really like to call him
and see if he'd...
308
00:15:53,846 --> 00:15:56,286
see me again.
I mean, if that's okay.
309
00:15:56,498 --> 00:15:58,759
Are you kidding?
Don't mess with me.
310
00:15:59,037 --> 00:16:01,416
Are you really finally
gonna get help?
311
00:16:04,257 --> 00:16:05,827
Is the nightmare over?
312
00:16:08,773 --> 00:16:11,508
- Hey, guys. What's going on?
- Christine's going to therapy.
313
00:16:11,678 --> 00:16:13,247
Thank God the nightmare's over.
314
00:16:15,770 --> 00:16:16,848
Why are you here?
315
00:16:17,016 --> 00:16:18,841
I wanted you guys
to be the first to know...
316
00:16:19,476 --> 00:16:21,129
I'm back together
with new Christine.
317
00:16:21,944 --> 00:16:24,069
What a day!
I don't know what's better news.
318
00:16:24,194 --> 00:16:27,317
You getting back together with new
Christine or Christine going to therapy.
319
00:16:27,485 --> 00:16:30,111
No contest.
Christine going to therapy is huge.
320
00:16:32,278 --> 00:16:33,199
Go a lot.
321
00:16:33,324 --> 00:16:34,313
Pay attention.
322
00:16:38,965 --> 00:16:40,167
Is the coast clear?
323
00:16:40,779 --> 00:16:41,897
Matthew's gone.
324
00:16:42,183 --> 00:16:44,300
And we had a fantastic...
325
00:16:44,566 --> 00:16:47,031
- day at work, thanks to you.
- Glad I could help.
326
00:16:47,591 --> 00:16:49,857
And I'm glad you called me.
You look beautiful.
327
00:16:50,153 --> 00:16:51,924
Thank you.
So should we get started?
328
00:16:52,854 --> 00:16:53,718
Right now?
329
00:16:54,957 --> 00:16:57,180
I usually prefer
a little dirty talk, but...
330
00:16:58,047 --> 00:16:59,497
What are you doing?
331
00:17:01,636 --> 00:17:02,685
Kissing you.
332
00:17:02,854 --> 00:17:03,795
Kissing me?
333
00:17:04,318 --> 00:17:05,165
Why?
334
00:17:06,857 --> 00:17:09,714
Because you called
and said you wanted to see me again.
335
00:17:09,839 --> 00:17:11,139
And you meant...
336
00:17:11,441 --> 00:17:12,305
Damn it.
337
00:17:14,231 --> 00:17:16,281
Crap.
We did it again.
338
00:17:16,450 --> 00:17:18,720
You'd think as a therapist,
I'd be better at reading people.
339
00:17:19,452 --> 00:17:21,120
I thought you were attracted to me.
340
00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:22,527
I am.
341
00:17:22,652 --> 00:17:24,103
But, you know, you're...
342
00:17:24,547 --> 00:17:25,697
my therapist.
343
00:17:27,795 --> 00:17:30,382
Look, there are a lot of therapists
in this town,
344
00:17:30,612 --> 00:17:32,775
but there's not that many people
I'm attracted to.
345
00:17:32,900 --> 00:17:34,817
And I'm gonna say this to you
right now,
346
00:17:35,421 --> 00:17:37,387
I'm a better kisser
than I am a therapist.
347
00:17:39,099 --> 00:17:41,766
And I'm not even that good a kisser,
according to my therapist. So...
348
00:17:43,777 --> 00:17:47,121
What do you say? Do you wanna
go out with me on a date?
349
00:17:50,082 --> 00:17:52,222
Do you mean
to a restaurant or something?
350
00:17:52,347 --> 00:17:54,862
I just wanna make sure
we're talking about the same thing.
351
00:17:55,030 --> 00:17:56,130
Yes. A date.
352
00:17:56,371 --> 00:17:58,746
You know, I flash my teeth,
you flash your...
353
00:17:59,009 --> 00:18:00,070
You know, a date.
354
00:18:05,120 --> 00:18:05,920
But...
355
00:18:06,662 --> 00:18:08,237
you should know that my brother
356
00:18:08,362 --> 00:18:10,953
and my ex-husband
are going to be devastated.
357
00:18:11,749 --> 00:18:13,299
They think I'm crazy.
358
00:18:24,385 --> 00:18:25,643
What are you doing?
359
00:18:27,109 --> 00:18:28,396
Have you lost your mind?
360
00:18:29,024 --> 00:18:30,940
- What's the matter?
- You can't just come up
361
00:18:31,108 --> 00:18:32,767
and touch me any time you want.
362
00:18:33,101 --> 00:18:34,422
We had an arrangement.
363
00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:37,208
We'll have sex out of necessity
at predetermined times
364
00:18:37,333 --> 00:18:39,378
that are mutually convenient
for both of us.
365
00:18:41,246 --> 00:18:42,746
Mutually convenient?
366
00:18:43,021 --> 00:18:45,379
We're not setting up
an appointment with the cable guy.
367
00:18:46,356 --> 00:18:48,790
- We're back together.
- Why would you think that?
368
00:18:48,959 --> 00:18:51,025
Christine... last night?
Remember?
369
00:18:51,398 --> 00:18:52,840
Massage oil, 4 hours,
370
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:55,370
the neighbors called
to ask if our guinea pig was okay.
371
00:18:56,888 --> 00:18:58,088
It's just sex.
372
00:18:58,520 --> 00:19:00,302
I thought you said
you could separate.
373
00:19:01,797 --> 00:19:03,013
I don't think I can.
374
00:19:03,503 --> 00:19:04,470
I love you.
375
00:19:04,946 --> 00:19:06,046
Don't say that.
376
00:19:06,257 --> 00:19:08,644
If you love me, we're not
gonna be able to live together.
377
00:19:09,262 --> 00:19:11,821
Then I guess we're not gonna be able
to live together, because...
378
00:19:12,207 --> 00:19:14,336
every time I see your face,
it breaks my heart.
379
00:19:19,604 --> 00:19:21,870
Starting tomorrow,
I'm gonna look for my own place.
380
00:19:29,301 --> 00:19:31,292
Then tonight,
would it be okay if we...
381
00:19:37,222 --> 00:19:38,814
went to our sushi place?
382
00:19:40,992 --> 00:19:42,908
That's what I thought
you were gonna say.
383
00:19:45,269 --> 00:19:47,667
It's just that my mother
has never acknowledged
384
00:19:47,792 --> 00:19:50,699
anything that I've ever done.
She's never been on...
385
00:19:50,824 --> 00:19:52,188
my side.
386
00:19:52,624 --> 00:19:56,275
I don't mean to rush you...
And this is terrific date banter, but...
387
00:19:57,020 --> 00:19:59,278
Could we continue this conversation
at the restaurant?
388
00:19:59,478 --> 00:20:00,945
Max, I'm so sorry.
389
00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:04,240
I don't know how I ended up
telling you my whole life story.
390
00:20:04,365 --> 00:20:06,428
You're just so easy to talk to
391
00:20:06,553 --> 00:20:08,526
and my mom is such a bitch.
392
00:20:10,437 --> 00:20:12,846
- We're not dating, are we?
- No, we are.
393
00:20:13,742 --> 00:20:15,711
Just...
We're getting to know each other.
394
00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:18,280
What's your mom like?
Mine's a bitch.
395
00:20:22,927 --> 00:20:25,387
I think I might need
a therapist more than a boyfriend.
396
00:20:26,270 --> 00:20:27,220
God, yes.
397
00:20:29,335 --> 00:20:31,227
I really am attracted to you,
though.
398
00:20:32,403 --> 00:20:35,285
Maybe it's because of your connection
to my brother Matthew and...
399
00:20:38,713 --> 00:20:40,063
I am really sick.
400
00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:44,744
Boy, you know, this time
I might lose the license altogether.
401
00:00:00,500 --> 00:00:02,000
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