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I took your advice
and I think I'm in love.
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- I think I'm in love.
- I know I'm in love.
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We're in love!
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I had an amazing two-night stand
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with an amazing guy,
and now I'm going home...
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alone.
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I'm an immigration officer...
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and I think I have to arrest you.
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I'm looking for Jeff Hunter.
I'm Sarah, his fianc�e.
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Where is she?
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Still not as bad as our wedding.
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Do you think?
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I really need to talk to you.
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I can explain everything. Just
call me back, please. I love you!
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Let me talk to her.
I can fix this.
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Listen, if you're with your dad...
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you tell him that no one
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treats Christine Campbell that way.
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Not no one, but...
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everyone.
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And tell him that I love him.
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Give me the phone.
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I know...
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you're going through
something really big,
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but if you're with your sister, tell her
I don't appreciate being led on.
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- And that I really love her.
- Give me that.
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Listen to me.
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Great! You used up all the room
on her answering machine.
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I'm gonna text her.
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Then I'm gonna text her dad.
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Then if I could
just text her sister.
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I don't know why they left us.
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Come here. Sit down.
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I need to explain to you
what's going on.
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It's complicated
grown-up stuff, so...
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if you don't understand everything,
it's okay to ask questions.
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You got dumped by new Christine.
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Any questions?
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Go upstairs,
get your stuff together.
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You're going to grandma
and grandpa's for the weekend.
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- Can I tell them for dad?
- I called them from the church.
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Go change your clothes.
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I hate this day!
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Your weddings
are always bad luck for me.
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It was worse for me.
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No one has had a worse day than me.
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Synch : So.
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I don't know if I'm ready
to see her like this.
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You know what they say:
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God only gives you
what you're strong enough to handle.
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I'll be strong.
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- I'm done here.
- No, wait!
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Are you okay?
What happened to you?
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The guy I picked up at the wedding
was an immigration officer.
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He's trying to ship me back
to the Bahamas.
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That's horrible.
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I had a bad time, too.
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Papa Jeff is engaged!
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Engaged?
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After you wasted 15 minutes
of your life on him!
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I feel guilty
even talking about being forced
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to marry my cellmate
in a prison ceremony.
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But he kissed me.
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And that's not nothing!
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I got kissed, too.
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And that sure as hell
wasn't nothing.
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All right, you win.
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I have got to get you out of here.
Look what they're making you wear.
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You look terrible.
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These are my clothes.
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Look at how they roughed you up.
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They didn't.
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Let's just move past this area.
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I'm going to get you
the best lawyer.
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I already talked to a lawyer.
It's possible they can get me papers,
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but they're gonna send me
back to the Bahamas in the meantime.
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I can't go back there.
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Because of the pirates?
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Yes, because of the pirates.
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I am not going to let them
send you back there.
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You are the most important person
in the world to me.
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I need you to get on a plane
and go to the Bahamas.
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You're gonna find
this guy named Bongo.
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He used to work
for the State Department.
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Now he sells weed
and gets people illegal visas.
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At least he can buy me some time.
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You can count on me.
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I know in our relationship you're
the strong one and I'm the brainy one.
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But I will not...
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let you down.
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I'm gonna pay for that tonight
in my cell.
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Open the door.
I don't have my key.
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I know you're in there.
I see your car.
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You have to listen to me.
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I don't care about old Christine.
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I love you.
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I want to marry you.
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This was supposed
to be our wedding night.
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It was supposed to be beautiful.
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Right now we should be
flying off to our honeymoon...
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making love in
the airplane bathroom...
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You, squished
against that cold metal sink...
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head pressed
against the "no smoking" sign.
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OK, it wasn't gonna be
that great for you.
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But I was really looking forward to it.
And you promised.
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That's a vow you don't break!
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I'm not leaving
until you talk to me.
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I don't care how long it takes.
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I'll wait for you!
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Excellent.
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Can I get a glass of wine?
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We haven't even closed
the cabin doors yet.
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Right.
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Sorry. Just a bit of a nervous flyer,
and wine calms me down.
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Helps me sleep.
Makes me happy.
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But rules are rules, so I'll see you
when those cabin doors close.
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Security took my wine.
What am I supposed to do?
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Wait 15 minutes.
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- What's all that stuff?
- Nothing.
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Just a few travel essentials:
passport pouch,
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neck pillow, pre-packaged snacks,
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three ounces of hand sanitizer.
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All I brought were two tampons
and shark repellent.
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This is why you and I
have never vacationed before.
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We're not on a vacation together.
We're on a mission to save Barb.
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That may be, but it's no reason
not to be comfortable and moist.
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You didn't bring a mister?
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Apparently not.
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Cabin doors are closed.
Bar's open.
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How you doing?
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Really?
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You're gonna continue to romance me
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even after you landed me
in the joint?
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It's not the joint.
You're in a dorm.
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You have cable and a mini fridge.
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Are you always this dramatic?
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Yes.
Especially in the sack.
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Too bad
you're not gonna find that out.
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I was doing my job.
I'm an immigration officer.
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You shouldn't have told me.
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We were sharing
intimate details with each other.
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Like how you told me you had VD!
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I don't have VD!
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That's not what I wrote
in the bathroom.
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I'm sorry. If I hadn't done anything
with that information you gave me,
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I could have lost my job.
But I'm gonna help you get out of this.
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I don't need your help.
I have friends on the outside,
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and they are on it.
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Can I have a bite?
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No, you can't have a bite.
You made fun.
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I can't help it. You're the strong one,
I'm the funny one.
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I'm the smart one
and you are the hungry one.
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Headphones?
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I have.
I'll take some headphones.
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Five dollars.
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For a Jeremy Piven movie?
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You should be paying me.
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- And while you're here...
- Let me guess. Wine?
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Wine.
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That's a good idea.
I didn't think of that.
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You sent a note to the pilot.
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Yeah, just get it.
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Six dollars.
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For a glass of wine?
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God, it's not a bottle.
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I just gave you all my cash.
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Then I guess you don't get any wine.
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Why must you insist
on being so rude?
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You don't know me at all,
but I am really stressed out right now.
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My wife is being detained
and possibly deported,
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and I could really use that wine.
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Imagine if your wife
were in that situation.
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Pardon me for assuming.
I don't think I'm going out on a limb,
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given your achy-breaky hairdo
and your boxer-short panty lines.
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What is his problem?
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You must...
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shut...
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up.
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I can't sleep.
I need a pillow.
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- You have a pillow.
- No, I can't use that one.
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I found a curly hair on it.
I almost threw up.
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You should have brought
your own pillow like I did.
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You can't inflate that life vest.
It's only for emergencies.
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It was an emergency.
I found a curly hair on my pillow.
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It's FAA regulations.
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Give me that vest.
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You give me that wine,
I'll give you the vest.
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I'll take a beer!
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That stewardess was awful.
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I'm going to file a complaint
against her. She was openly rude to me.
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You might want to leave out the fact
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that you alternately referred to her
as a "waitress" and "sir".
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- Please have your passports out.
- Got it right here.
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Don't get it twisted all up
in your bra.
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Dork.
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Passport, please.
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I think I left my wallet
and my passport
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in the seat pocket on the plane.
So I just have to go back and get it.
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You can't go back.
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I have to go back.
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My passport is on the plane.
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Do you have your ticket?
Your ID?
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It's all on the plane.
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This is my waitress.
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I think that I...
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Sir?
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Back.
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Front.
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Good morning, Christine!
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That's right, I'm still here!
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And I'm not going anywhere!
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Except to pee.
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Where do I pee?
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Richard?
What are you doing here?
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Where did you come from?
I thought you were inside.
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I stayed at my mother's.
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Well, it's good to see you.
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I just came back
to check on the house.
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My mom's waiting in the car.
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Hi, Mrs. Hunter!
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I guess she's not over it yet.
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She's never going to be over it.
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Seriously, if you hear tires
screeching, move out of the way.
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I really need to talk to you.
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And I am not leaving
until you hear what I have to say.
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Fine.
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I guess I'll water the herbs.
They look a little dry.
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Come on out of the car, Mrs. Hunter.
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Have some cilantro.
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You can't keep me here forever.
I am a U.S. citizen.
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And without ID,
I have no way of knowing that.
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I'm entitled.
I'm obnoxious.
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People hate me.
Where the hell else would I be from?
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That's right.
This is America calling, my friend,
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and you are going to be
in big trouble.
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Help.
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Christine, what's going on?
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I'm in the Bahamas.
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And it is a just...
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beautiful country.
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I just have one little problem.
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My passport is missing
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and I'm being detained
in immigration.
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How quickly can you get down here?
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I'm trying not to get down there!
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Matthew's back!
He must have found Bongo.
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I'll call you right back.
Everything is going to be okay.
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Is everything going to be okay,
Matthew?
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- So, where have you been?
- I found the beach.
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Wait, you sat on the beach,
getting your hair braided
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while I was here, rotting in prison?
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Had to gather information.
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- So, what did you find out?
- Bongo doesn't live here anymore.
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That's a good movie title.
256
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So, you didn't help at all?
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I'm sorry. I tried.
258
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I'm just... so stoned.
259
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- Why are you laughing?
- "Bongo doesn't live here anymore."
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I've got to get out of here
if I'm going to help Barb.
261
00:16:58,351 --> 00:17:00,060
It's time to pull out
the secret weapons.
262
00:17:00,228 --> 00:17:02,687
I thought they banned those
during the Cold War.
263
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In Europe, you know,
men worship this kind of body.
264
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You know we're not in Europe, right?
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It doesn't matter where we are,
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as long as they are fluent in boob.
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... and so, that's it.
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I love you and I promise,
if you take me back,
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you will never regret it.
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I really, really want to.
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Really?
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That's great.
Maybe we can rebook the church.
273
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But I'm over you.
274
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Over me?
275
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Our wedding was yesterday.
276
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I'm still in the tuxedo.
277
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I don't live in the past.
278
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Yesterday.
279
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12 hours.
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Sorry.
I made up my mind.
281
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And once I'm done, I'm done.
282
00:17:56,926 --> 00:17:59,359
That's why you've never heard
about my past boyfriends.
283
00:17:59,484 --> 00:18:02,028
It's because they don't exist
for me once I'm through with them.
284
00:18:02,153 --> 00:18:04,826
I can even sit through a Colin Farrell
movie and feel nothing.
285
00:18:06,745 --> 00:18:08,128
You dated Colin Farrell?
286
00:18:10,238 --> 00:18:11,108
Nothing.
287
00:18:14,867 --> 00:18:15,855
That's it?
288
00:18:17,595 --> 00:18:18,680
We're through?
289
00:18:21,820 --> 00:18:23,542
It was nice seeing you, though.
290
00:18:28,719 --> 00:18:30,000
What are you doing?
291
00:18:30,701 --> 00:18:31,851
Marking time.
292
00:18:33,957 --> 00:18:35,907
You lose track of it in here.
293
00:18:37,094 --> 00:18:38,991
I'll help you out.
You've been here one day.
294
00:18:42,020 --> 00:18:43,222
I brought this for you.
295
00:18:43,485 --> 00:18:45,185
I don't want your gifts.
296
00:18:45,501 --> 00:18:47,068
Wait, what are those, truffles?
297
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Maybe I can trade them
for the top bunk.
298
00:18:50,846 --> 00:18:52,796
My prison wife is a big girl.
299
00:18:54,594 --> 00:18:57,469
- Why do you keep bringing me stuff?
- Because I feel terrible.
300
00:18:57,638 --> 00:19:00,263
I'm going crazy trying to figure out
how to get you out of this.
301
00:19:00,388 --> 00:19:02,571
Even if you married a man
to stay in the country,
302
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- I could have looked the other way.
- Well, no men were offering.
303
00:19:06,195 --> 00:19:08,282
That's hard to believe.
I bet there are a lot of guys
304
00:19:08,407 --> 00:19:10,552
who would be willing
to be in a fake marriage with you.
305
00:19:10,911 --> 00:19:12,942
I'd fake propose to you in a minute.
306
00:19:13,847 --> 00:19:15,195
- You would?
- Of course.
307
00:19:15,412 --> 00:19:16,404
You're funny,
308
00:19:16,529 --> 00:19:17,512
beautiful,
309
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and crazy.
310
00:19:19,015 --> 00:19:20,325
You're my perfect woman.
311
00:19:22,149 --> 00:19:25,199
And you'd be my perfect man
if you didn't have VD.
312
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I don't have VD.
313
00:19:31,372 --> 00:19:32,175
See?
314
00:19:36,102 --> 00:19:37,759
I think there's a way
I can help you.
315
00:19:38,214 --> 00:19:40,164
I think I have the same idea.
316
00:19:41,246 --> 00:19:43,743
I start a small fire in my cell.
317
00:19:44,538 --> 00:19:47,768
When the commotion breaks out,
you run in and shoot me in the leg.
318
00:19:47,938 --> 00:19:49,813
That gets me in the infirmary.
319
00:19:50,082 --> 00:19:53,123
- I'm not going to shoot you.
- Why not? You said you wanted to help.
320
00:19:53,776 --> 00:19:55,271
Because I don't have a gun.
321
00:19:55,396 --> 00:19:57,067
And... I like you.
322
00:19:59,342 --> 00:20:00,637
I like you too...
323
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jackass.
324
00:20:09,590 --> 00:20:11,067
Barb, you're here!
325
00:20:11,503 --> 00:20:13,257
Matthew, we did it!
326
00:20:15,438 --> 00:20:16,730
You didn't do anything.
327
00:20:17,531 --> 00:20:19,031
She did some things.
328
00:20:20,164 --> 00:20:22,011
Yeah, things I'm not proud of.
329
00:20:22,180 --> 00:20:23,819
Things she's a little proud of.
330
00:20:23,944 --> 00:20:25,515
Things I'm a little proud of.
331
00:20:26,504 --> 00:20:27,558
How'd you get out?
332
00:20:27,728 --> 00:20:30,331
Dave said if I married a man,
I could stay in the country.
333
00:20:30,456 --> 00:20:32,146
So, I got engaged.
334
00:20:32,356 --> 00:20:34,717
You are engaged to Dave?
335
00:20:35,110 --> 00:20:36,603
No, I like Dave.
336
00:20:38,282 --> 00:20:39,669
She's engaged to me.
337
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My life is over.
338
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We did it.
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