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- Just give me one hint.
- No. I want it to be a surpse.
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They surprised me at my last bachelor party
and I woke up in a nurse's uniform with a perm.
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I think your perm days are over.
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Oh, look. It's the
march of the penguins.
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Good morning, ladies.
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Bingo starts at 9:00 a.m.Make
sure you finish your juice.
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It has your medicine in it.
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If you don't really have medicine
juice, don't joke about it.
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Why are you even here?
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He's trying to get information
from me about his bachelor party,
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but I'm not gonna tell
him 'cause it's a surprise.
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You mean the laser tag party?
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Oh, my God! Laser tag?
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I freakin' love laser tag!
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This is going to be the best
party ever! Thank you, Matthew.
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My bachelorette party
was pretty good, too.
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Some girls from my office took me downstairs
to the coffee shop and got me a cake.
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Well, not really a cake, a cupcake.
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A bran muffin.
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That's it?
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No. They also gave me this coffee
mug with my new married name on it.
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Who is Wendy Campbell?
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Oh, that's me.
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When I first started working
there, they called me Wendy.
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I was going to correct them, but I kind of kept
missing my window and now it's been five years
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and I don't want anyone to feel bad.
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I don't feel bad.
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As fun as your office thing sounds,
that's not a bachelorette party.
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That's a coffee break.
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Hey, remember my bachelorette party?
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No.
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That's how good it was.
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Barb and I went to Vegas.
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Oh, my God, it was insane.
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I lost $300 and two fillings.
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Ah, I love Vegas.
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We got thrown out of Circus Circus.
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That's almost impossible.
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- Remember the contest?
- What contest? I love contests.
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I can shove 50 crackers in
my mouth and still whistle.
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You hear that? Fifty.
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No, our contest was a little
more sophisticated than that.
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It was a make out contest.
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The one who kissed the most
strangers was the winner.
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I kissed 20. I won.
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That is sophisticated.
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What did you win?
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She won it... then I won it...
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then tetracycline cured it.
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Come on, if it can be
cured, it's not the bad kind.
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That's the kind of party you
should have. A crazy night in Vegas.
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Oh, that's okay. I got a mug.
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Oh, shoot.
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That's sad. Isn't that sad, Christine?
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It's not even her real
name. It's not that sad.
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Maybe that's your other
bachelor party surprise.
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Oh, my God. There's more than laser tag?
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Are we going to a
Hall and Oates concert?
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Is that who's at the door?
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No, it is neither Hall nor Oates.
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It's just your stupid brother.
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Joe! I can't believe you're here!
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I haven't seen you since
Christine turned you gay.
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Again, I did not turn him gay.
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And again, I did not
turn gay. I just am gay.
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Ah, that's enough of the gay talk.
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When are we going to Hall and Oates?
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I'm out of here.
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Does anyone see the "W"?
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What? I don't see her "W."
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Oh, God. All right, fine.
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Hey, New Christine, how would you like it if Barb
and I took you to Vegas for your bachelorette party?
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Vegas? Me?
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That's the nicest thing
anyone's ever done for me.
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Okay, you know what?Save the
happy tears for when we get back
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and the doctor tells you
you don't have gonorrhea.
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The New Adventures
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Wow, it's so exciting here.
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It's so loud and colorful.
What's that smell?
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It's the smell of fun.
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It smells like cigarettes and urine.
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Yeah. Fun.
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When are we going to check in?
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Oh, you don't sleep in Vegas.
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Checking into a hotel is like
flushing your money down the toilet.
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Ooh, slots. Give me a dollar.
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Okay, let's go, let's go.
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Oh, come on... Oh, damn!
Come on, you mother...
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I can't catch a freakin'
break in this town.
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- Move over. I feel lucky.
- Yeah, yeah.
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- Give me a dollar.
- Yeah, come on, go.
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Oh, no! Damn! You piece of crap!
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Stealing my money, you
son of a piece of crap!
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- Should we go home?
- Home? Why?
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We're having a blast. Yeah!
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Okay, let's go, let's go, let's...
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You invited the guys from my
construction crew. That's awesome.
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Oh, I fired Javier on Thursday, but
there was no way for you to know that.
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He seems to be over it.
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Matthew, this place is great.
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Thanks for arranging all this.
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Oh, that's what a best man does.
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That and hang on to the wedding rings, which
I'm sure will turn up before the ceremony.
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Oh, you're Richard's best man?
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Yeah, I just figured since Matthew is around
anyway and he's always helping me out with stuff...
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No, no, that's cool. That's cool, yeah.
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I got the last one, huh?
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And I'll get the next one.
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What?
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I'm kidding, I'm kidding, huh?
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I am sure this will
be your last wedding.
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Of course, that's what I said
at the last one and here we are.
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I guess you never know.
Let's divide the teams.
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Well, I'd say the three guys giving
Richard the finger are one team.
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Which, I guess, makes us the other team.
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You sure you want me on your team? Or is
this just a groom/best man thing, or...
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Of course I want you on
my team. Are you all right?
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Dude, I'm fine, huh?
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What could be better than to be
at my brother's bachelor party?
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- What was that?
- Sorry. Friendly fire.
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All right, guys. Let's do this!
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Hey, wait. Does this
vest make me look fat?
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You look awesome.
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Let's do this!
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There's so much to do here.
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There's an art museum and a roller coaster,
and this girl will come to your room and...
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Oh, dear.
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Okay, you know what? There isn't going to
be any art museums or roller coasters, okay?
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We'll see about the girl.
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First thing we're going to do is drink.
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And the last thing we do is drink.
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And, time permitting, we wake up staring
at a ceilin we've never seen before.
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Okay, could we get three
shots of tequila here?
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Oh, I don't drink tequila.
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Oh, I was ordering for me.
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Uh, excuse me.
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My, uh, friends and I were
wondering if you were a model.
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Oh, jeez. Not this.
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Um, yes. Yes, I was.
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Um, not you. I was
talking to your daughter.
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Yes, I was, too.
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No. Her.
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You look like you want to, uh, party.
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Oh, I can't. I have a fianc\.
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But this girl in the brochure
said she likes to party.
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Right there. The one at the bottom
with the stars over her boobs.
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You know what, friend?
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Why don't you get out of here,
okay? You're disgusting, all right?
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And I, uh... I'll be over by the
nickel slots in about an hour.
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- Man, that guy was rude.
- Right?
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How could he think I
was Christine's mother?
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Jeez, Barb.
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Remember how many guys used to
think we were models back in the day?
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Yeah. I think it was before we started
saying things like "Back in the day."
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Okay, ladies, here we go!
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To Vegas.
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I've never had tequila before.
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What? You're kidding.
Not even in college?
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No. I lived at home during college
and I had to come home after class
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and take care of my aging
grandparents who lived with us.
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What are you, Charlie
and the Chocolate Factory?
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Oh, come on, one shot.
It's your last hurrah.
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All right. I guess I could do one.
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Okay. To Vegas.
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Yummy.
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Hey, Rambo, I have no
idea what you're doing.
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I'm trying to stay alive, okay?
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I think these guys are
seriously pissed at you, Richard.
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They want to kill us.
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It's not a game anymore.
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What are you talking
about? My crew loves me.
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They're just joking around.
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It's like when they poured that
concrete on me when I was taking a nap.
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You better listen to
your best man, Richard.
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Sounds like your best man
knows what he's talking about.
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After all, he is your
best man. Right, best man?
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Hey, wait, are you pissed
because Matthew is my best man?
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No.
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Then what's this about?
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- Stop it.
- You stop it.
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Listen, both of you.
Both of you, stop it!
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We havto work together or we are
not going to make it out of here.
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Don't you think you're taking
this game a little too serious?
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This isn't war.
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Two weeks ago, this place
was a Linens 'n Things.
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You know what? Tell that to them.
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All right, guys. Let's do this!
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I love tequila.
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I have to remember to drink
this all the time. One more.
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Okay, what are we going
to do about Lindsay Lohan?
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She's a grown woman. She's having
a good time. It's not our problem.
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Besides, she's about to marry Richard.
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She better have fun now.
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I'm ready to start the kissing contest.
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Oh, no, no, no. The kissing
contest is not for you.
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Why not? You did it.
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Well, yeah, we were
young, stupid models.
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You're much smarter than that.
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I want to kiss something, and touch
something, and rub up against something.
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Okay, easy, Wendy.
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Otherwise you're going to end
up in one of those brochures.
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We better get her some coffee.
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See? This is why I didn't
want to do this, okay?
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Why do we have to baby-sit her?
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Because we brought her here when she was perfectly
happy with her bran muffin and a broken cup.
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You know what? This is
your fault, okay? Yeah.
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You wanted to bring her here.
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I want to breathe some secondhand smoke, eat
some 99 cent prime rib, get in a fist fight.
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I never get to go on vacation.
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Wendy's gone.
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And she ditched her shirt.
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And I'm supposed to meet that gross
guy by the slot machines in 15 minutes.
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Shoot, this is not
good. Where could she be?
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Okay, you know what? We'll split up.
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I'm going to look here
by the nickel slots.
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Did you, uh, did you see
that gross guy anywhere?
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Look, that girl is not
equipped for this place.
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How are we going to explain to Richard
that we lost his fianc\e in Vegas?
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We'll find her, Barb, okay?
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What kind of trouble could a young, drunk
girl without a shirt get into in Vegas?
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I need 21 kisses to beat
the record. Who's first?
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One!
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I don't know how you can expect to
be best man when you're never here.
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I'm here now.
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Listen, ey're not giving up.
We can't stay in here forever.
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Our pizza's going to be ready at 2:15.
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I'm going to see if I
can find the manager.
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Richard, you got to cover me.
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Joe, try draw their fire to the left.
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I am going to make a
break for the right.
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Copy that.
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All I'm saying is, I
wish you were here for me.
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I came all the way down from San Francisco
just to be at your bachelor party!
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My bachelor party and what?
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And nothing.
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Oh, so you had no idea that Madonna was
playing at the Staples Center for three nights?
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And I'm going to two of those shows
just so I can be at your bachelor party.
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Oh, save it. You're never there for me.
241
00:13:29,800 --> 00:13:33,380
When I called to tell you I was engaged,
it took you four days to even call me back.
242
00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:35,080
You didn't show up to
Ritchie's birthday party.
243
00:13:35,110 --> 00:13:37,070
Matthew is always there for me.
244
00:13:37,090 --> 00:13:42,390
Where's the cover fire? Dear
God, I need some cover fire!
245
00:13:43,380 --> 00:13:45,240
And where are you in my life, huh?
246
00:13:45,260 --> 00:13:47,960
When was the last time you came
to visit me in San Francisco?
247
00:13:47,990 --> 00:13:50,320
And how come you never ask
me about who I'm dating?
248
00:13:50,360 --> 00:13:52,130
- There's a good reason for that.
- What?
249
00:13:52,140 --> 00:13:54,330
Because I'm afraid you'll tell me.
250
00:13:54,340 --> 00:13:56,090
You're such an ass.
251
00:13:56,110 --> 00:13:58,240
Okay, I'm kidding. All right?
252
00:13:58,250 --> 00:14:01,870
I could be more supportive.
Who are you dating?
253
00:14:02,700 --> 00:14:05,580
Well, I'm involved
with a man named David.
254
00:14:05,610 --> 00:14:08,230
I don't know if he's the one,
but he fulfills a certain need.
255
00:14:08,250 --> 00:14:11,110
Ah, David. Fulfilling a need.
256
00:14:11,120 --> 00:14:12,640
And I'm assuming by
"need," you mean your...
257
00:14:12,660 --> 00:14:14,910
And that's why I never
tell you anything.
258
00:14:14,930 --> 00:14:18,570
Oh, come on. I can't joke with you
now? We used to joke all the time.
259
00:14:18,580 --> 00:14:19,940
I want it to be like that again.
260
00:14:19,980 --> 00:14:22,700
And I want to be your best man.
261
00:14:23,680 --> 00:14:25,170
All right. You're my best man.
262
00:14:25,180 --> 00:14:27,270
- Really?
- Yeah. You're my brother.
263
00:14:27,280 --> 00:14:30,450
Besides, I don't think
Matthew's coming back.
264
00:14:50,710 --> 00:14:53,630
Oh, man, those guys were repulsive.
265
00:14:53,660 --> 00:14:57,890
I had to literally push them out
of the way to get to New Christine.
266
00:14:58,280 --> 00:15:01,310
And not one of them laid a hand on me.
267
00:15:01,630 --> 00:15:05,250
God, Vegas has really changed.
268
00:15:05,270 --> 00:15:08,830
Maybe Vegas is older
and won't accept it.
269
00:15:09,370 --> 00:15:11,620
Vegas is fine.
270
00:15:11,650 --> 00:15:15,280
Vegas looks great for her age.
271
00:15:17,370 --> 00:15:18,860
It's dizzy in here.
272
00:15:18,900 --> 00:15:19,700
Okay, you know what?
273
00:15:19,720 --> 00:15:24,390
If you're going to get sick again, Barb has to
help you because I hate it when people throw up.
274
00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:26,690
I love it.
275
00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:30,190
I'm feeling better.
276
00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:33,600
Thank you so much for
taking care of me, Christine.
277
00:15:33,610 --> 00:15:38,180
Oh, my God! What has been unleashed?
278
00:15:38,190 --> 00:15:40,450
I'm sorry, I don't know
what's wrong with me.
279
00:15:40,470 --> 00:15:44,270
Just listening to all your stories
made me realize I haven't lived at all.
280
00:15:44,300 --> 00:15:46,770
Shouldn't I live a little
before I marry Richard?
281
00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:50,770
Well, there are a lot of things you
should do before you marry Richard.
282
00:15:50,790 --> 00:15:53,800
One of them is not marry Richard.
283
00:15:54,490 --> 00:15:56,480
You don't think I should marry Richard?
284
00:15:56,490 --> 00:16:01,410
Well, I mean, you know, if
it was me, and it was me...
285
00:16:04,770 --> 00:16:08,480
Listen, this girl needs
some solid advice right now.
286
00:16:08,510 --> 00:16:10,550
And a breath mint.
287
00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:14,850
Our little Wendy is lost and for some unknown
reason she's looking to you to set her straight.
288
00:16:14,860 --> 00:16:19,190
Now, I'm going to go work on a mint
and play about ten minutes of Pai Gow.
289
00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:20,590
You do the right thing.
290
00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:21,880
Okay, fine.
291
00:16:21,890 --> 00:16:26,760
God, I never realized how annoying
it was to take care of drunk pele.
292
00:16:28,050 --> 00:16:30,440
Thanks, Barb.
293
00:16:42,120 --> 00:16:45,520
At least she'll be
easier to find this time.
294
00:16:52,020 --> 00:16:54,640
Hey, guys. What the "H"?
295
00:16:55,950 --> 00:16:58,170
Sorry, we thought you were dead.
296
00:16:58,180 --> 00:17:00,040
And you didn't come looking for me?
297
00:17:00,060 --> 00:17:03,400
I'm sorry, but we had a really
nice talk. And guess what?
298
00:17:03,410 --> 00:17:05,510
Joe's going to be my best man now.
299
00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:08,600
Oh, yeah? Oh, well, that's great.
300
00:17:09,230 --> 00:17:12,160
I have no idea where the rings are.
301
00:17:13,330 --> 00:17:16,240
So, listen, you'll come down Friday
the 23rd for the rehearsal dinner
302
00:17:16,260 --> 00:17:19,610
and the wedding's Saturday and then brunch
the next morning for the out-of-towners.
303
00:17:19,620 --> 00:17:21,110
This will be awesome!
304
00:17:21,120 --> 00:17:23,970
- Now, when you say the 23rd, what month are we talking about?
- May.
305
00:17:23,980 --> 00:17:25,460
Oh, no. Not May.
306
00:17:25,470 --> 00:17:28,620
I'm good any month except for
May. I'm going on my cruise in May.
307
00:17:28,900 --> 00:17:31,140
I guess we could push it to June.
308
00:17:31,150 --> 00:17:34,300
June. Following the Backstreet Boys
around the country on their reunion tour.
309
00:17:34,310 --> 00:17:36,550
Sorry, bro.
310
00:17:36,580 --> 00:17:38,200
We could move it up to April.
311
00:17:38,220 --> 00:17:40,650
Uh, any month but April.
312
00:17:41,030 --> 00:17:42,350
Are you kidding me?
313
00:17:42,360 --> 00:17:45,480
So, basically, you're not available
any month I might get married.
314
00:17:45,490 --> 00:17:48,420
So, what was the big deal
about wanting to be my best man?
315
00:17:48,450 --> 00:17:52,420
I don't know. It's
just nice to be asked.
316
00:17:52,950 --> 00:17:55,820
You're unbelievable. You don't
deserve to be my best man.
317
00:17:55,830 --> 00:17:57,750
Matthew, you're back in.
318
00:17:58,480 --> 00:18:01,400
No. Who do you think I am?
319
00:18:01,410 --> 00:18:05,430
You think you can just treat me like dirt,
snap your fingers, I'll come running back?
320
00:18:05,460 --> 00:18:08,330
I took a lot of pride
being your best man.
321
00:18:08,350 --> 00:18:10,750
I thought it meant something.
322
00:18:10,770 --> 00:18:13,940
Do you have any idea how complicated
it was to throw this party?
323
00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:18,300
Campbell bachelor party, your
meat lover's pizza has arrived.
324
00:18:18,330 --> 00:18:23,720
Please move to the Fun Zone and your attendant
will give you your 15 video game tokens.
325
00:18:25,560 --> 00:18:28,700
Yeah, that's right,
guys. There were tokens.
326
00:18:29,070 --> 00:18:32,220
But you can just forget
it. Those tokens are mine.
327
00:18:33,610 --> 00:18:35,020
Matthew, I'm sorry.
328
00:18:35,030 --> 00:18:37,870
You're a much better best
man than I would have been.
329
00:18:37,880 --> 00:18:40,390
I'm sorry, too. You're right.
330
00:18:40,400 --> 00:18:43,350
- I'll find somebody else.
- I'll do it.
331
00:18:47,880 --> 00:18:49,780
There she is, at the bar.
332
00:18:50,380 --> 00:18:52,660
Why is she talking to gross guy?
333
00:18:52,680 --> 00:18:56,390
And why did he say he would meet
me and then he didn't show up?
334
00:18:56,410 --> 00:18:59,120
God, Vegas has really changed.
335
00:18:59,140 --> 00:19:01,780
It's gone all corporate.
336
00:19:02,560 --> 00:19:06,090
Oh, I got to save her.
We got to get over there.
337
00:19:06,550 --> 00:19:09,250
Okay, out of the way or I'm
going to start throwing elbows.
338
00:19:09,280 --> 00:19:12,600
This is exactly how it
started at Circus Circus.
339
00:19:17,900 --> 00:19:20,150
Oh, no.
340
00:19:20,830 --> 00:19:22,810
We're too late.
341
00:19:22,830 --> 00:19:25,020
She's one of us now.
342
00:19:26,650 --> 00:19:29,040
You taste like an ashtray.
343
00:19:29,050 --> 00:19:31,010
Oh, my God. What have I done?
344
00:19:31,020 --> 00:19:33,380
I'm engaged and I just
kissed another man.
345
00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:35,260
No, no, no. It's okay,
all right? Don't freak out.
346
00:19:35,270 --> 00:19:36,890
We're just going to walk away.
347
00:19:36,920 --> 00:19:38,210
It doesn't mean anything.
348
00:19:38,230 --> 00:19:41,310
Of course it means something.
I kissed another man.
349
00:19:42,230 --> 00:19:45,210
I can get married now.
I've had my wild time.
350
00:19:45,220 --> 00:19:46,450
Here's your jacket back.
351
00:19:46,480 --> 00:19:50,500
Ooh, no, no, no. No. We're
going to keep your jacket, okay?
352
00:19:52,010 --> 00:19:53,800
This is sad.
353
00:19:53,830 --> 00:19:57,560
This is the only action I've
gotten in Vegas all night.
354
00:20:15,750 --> 00:20:17,970
I love Vegas.
355
00:20:17,980 --> 00:20:20,060
I had the best time.
356
00:20:20,090 --> 00:20:23,760
I threw up so much I'm finally
going to fit into my wedding dress.
357
00:20:24,460 --> 00:20:26,720
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
358
00:20:26,730 --> 00:20:29,470
We got you something.
359
00:20:31,890 --> 00:20:34,880
Oh, "New Christine Campbell."
360
00:20:34,890 --> 00:20:38,240
I love it. I'm going to keep it forever.
361
00:20:38,250 --> 00:20:40,800
Oh, shoot.
362
00:20:41,770 --> 00:20:44,850
Thank you so much for
taking such good care of me.
363
00:20:44,880 --> 00:20:46,690
And I wanted to ask you something.
364
00:20:46,720 --> 00:20:48,830
- You can say no if you want to.
- No.
365
00:20:48,840 --> 00:20:50,270
- But I would love it if you would...
- No.
366
00:20:50,280 --> 00:20:52,780
be my maid of honor.
367
00:20:54,970 --> 00:20:57,130
That's okay. I shouldn't have asked.
368
00:20:57,140 --> 00:20:58,930
Richard probably
wouldn't like it, anyway.
369
00:20:58,960 --> 00:21:01,350
Oh, all right, I'll do it.
370
00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:05,950
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