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Oh, the play's about to start.
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I don't think I can do it, Christine.
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The fall productioof
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"Twenty Untalented Rich White Kids Boring Me to Death" nearly killed me.
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Stop it, Matthew.We're doing this for Ritchie, okay,
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and he's gonna ***stage
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so we need to appear interested.
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I suggest counting backward in your head from 10,000.
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It got me through my marriage.
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It will get me through this-- no offense, Richard.
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None taken.
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Oh, God, look at this.
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It takes place in Scotland.
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Oh, God, in 1849.
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Oh, God, it's based on a poem.
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Richard, come on, he's only a little boy.
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It's not so hard to show our support.
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What, he's the lead?They gave him lines?
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What the hell were they thinking?
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Look, I don't care if he stinks, okay?
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The important thing is he doesn't know he stinks.
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So we're just gonna cheer him on,
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just like we cheered him on when he failed at clarinet,
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when he failed at soccer,
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when he failed his yellow belt test for karate.
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Don't they give you a yellow belt just for being able to tie the belt?
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they do, Matthew, but not when you tie it on your head.
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Man, he stinks.
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That's why we're gonna tell him he's great.
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Maybe it's not good we keep telling him he's great at everything.
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What if it gives him an overinflated, unrealistic opinion of himself?
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talk to Elisabeth Hasselbe's family.
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there they are.
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The tragically supportive Campbell family,
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here once again to cheer on The Little Engine that Couldn't.
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well, I just hope Richard doesn't embarrass himself too badly tonight.
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There is a lot of stake.
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there's a child talent agent in the audience.
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Who would let their child be a talent agent?
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No, the agent's not a child; she represents children.
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Is she serious?
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it's actually a very big deal.
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Two years ago, a sixth grader got a three commercial contract.
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She now has her own place in Laurel Canyon.
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Wound up suing to divorce her parents.
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And that's just one of the many success stories.
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Leave it to this place to corrupt something as pure and simple as a school play.
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Of course you're gonna say that. Your kid stinks.
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excuse me.
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For your information, he does not stink.
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And even when he does,
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we are here as a family to support him,
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because that's what families do.
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They stick together.
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the new adventures of old christine
Season 04 Episode 08
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It's okay, Elizabeth.
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I'm here.
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You can go now.
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In Heaven,
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your legs won't be mangled,
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and your lungs... they will be strong.
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She's gone.
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I will hear you in the song of every bird and feel you in the kiss of every raindrop.
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Don't go, don't go, Elizabeth.
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Stay with me.
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Oh, my God, he was fantastic.
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Unbelievable.
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What did you think?
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I can't talk yet.
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Wow, that was a good play?
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Ritchie played the heck out of that...
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shepherd.
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Where did you go?
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Oh, I had to slip out.
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It's just so much easier for me to lie to him when I haven't seen the performance.
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I'm gonna say that he was moving.
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Do you want to take "incredible" this time?
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Matthew, he was incredible.
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Okay, Christine, that leaves you "superb" and "fabulous.
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" He was fabulous, and he was superb.
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Save it for when he gets here.
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I need you to listen to me.
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He was good.
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Excuse me.
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Are you Ritchie Campbell's mother?
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I wish.
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I'm Ritchie Campbell's mother.
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I'm Heidi Baker.
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I own a talent agency, and I thought your son was wonderful.
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Has he done a lot of acting?
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No, he's been in five plays,
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but this is the first time he's acted.
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But it runs in the family.
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I was in the industry for a little while, so...
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What industry?
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The business.
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The gym business?
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Show business.
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I did a very well received student film in college.
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You talking about that video of you taking off your top at the Orange County Fair?
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That's called a location shoot, Richard.
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And,actually, it won an award.
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Well, not an award, per se, but the, the director got a,a B minus.
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Anyway, I'm casting a national commercial,
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and we're looking for a child Ritchie's age who can act.
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I think he'd be perfect.
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Let me know if Ritchie's interested in auditioning.
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-Oh, he is.
-No, thanks.
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-We're not doing that.
-We could do this.
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-We're never doing that.
-Okay, well, we'll discuss it.
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What are you doing?
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Richard, that woman was a professional who wanted Ritchie.
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The only other professional who ever wanted Ritchie was that guy
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who ran that clinic for special boys up in Maine.
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You okay?
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Yeah, something just came over me.
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I'm fine.
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So, did you guys like the play?
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What the hell is wrong with me?
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That was so fun.
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Did you see all those girls talking to me?
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It was awesome.
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Awesome.
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Plus, I got to wear makeup.
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I'm gonna go see if my lips are still red.
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Such a mixed bag with that kid.
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You know what,
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I think I'm gonna give that agent a call in the morning and set up an audition.
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Thought we were gonna discuss it.
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That's what we're doing.
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You're not discussing, you're informing.
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It's an informative discussion about what I plan to do with my kid.
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he is my kid ,too.
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Well, he's in my house right now, so finders keepers.
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Don't fight it, she's using the nonsense defense.
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Richard, how many things is he really good at?
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He's not sporty, he's not crafty,
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he's not arty.He's just sucky.
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And you know that I love him completely.
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I don't want him to be a child actor.
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They grow up too fast.
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When I was little, I was approached to be on Sesame Street,
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but my parents wouldn't let me.
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See, because they were smart.
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Actually, it was because I had a Christian aunt
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who thought that talking monsters were the work of the devil.
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Think you may have cost me that round.
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Richard, come on, let him have just one audition,
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just to see if he likes it.
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He's gonna hate it.
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Why don't you just ask Ritchie what he wants to do and take it from there?
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You know what, no offense, but you're not a parent,
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so why don't you just let us handle it, okay?
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That's actually a really good idea.
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What did she say? I wasn't really listening.
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Let's let Ritchie decide.
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If he wants to try it, then we'll let him do it.
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If not, that will be the end of it.
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Oh, okay, that's a good idea. Ritchie.
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Hey, Ritchie, buddy, come here a second, sweetie.
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So, Mommy and Daddy were just talking about how great you were in the play tonight.
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Did you have fun?
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Yeah, so much fun.
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Oh, good.
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Okay, so you are gonna be so happy to know
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that there was a lady there who thought you would be perfect for a TV commercial.
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-Oh, cool.
-Yeah, right, so want to do that?
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No, thanks.
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What, why not?
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But you were so good and you liked it.
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I think I'll just stick with karate.
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I'm okay.
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He may need to know karate.
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Well, that's it then.
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Ritchie decided for himself, and I think that was the right decision.
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I'll see you tomorrow.
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Bye.
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Did you see that?
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I'm a man, anwhat I say goes.
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No, I didn't see that.
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"That's right, woman, listen to your man.
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Now, make me some food and sex me up
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" None of that happened.
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Yeah, that happened.
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You're a man, too, so you're like,
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"Oh, I'm a man, so I agree with what all the other men say.
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" Great.Okay, then 10:00 this morning.
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Yeah, well, we're looking forward to it.
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Okay, bye.
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Looking forward to what? Who was that?
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I'm taking Ritchie to the audition.
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I thought you and Richard agreed to do what Ritchie wanted.
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I know, but I was up all last night thinking about it,
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and you know what I realized?
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Kids are stupid.
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I know our dad said that out loud, but these days,
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I don't think you're supposed to.
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No, I mean that they just don't know what's good for them.
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You know, Matthew, I love him so much.
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He is the smartest, cutest, most wonderful little guy,
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and I want so badly to see him succeed at something.
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It would be so good for his self-esteem.
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God, I remember when Mom said stuff like that to me.
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Except I'd be sitting on the edge of the bathtub holding her ashtray...
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so it was kind of neutral for my self-esteem.
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You know what I resent most about our parents?
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Unless you had to hold that ashtray,
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I don't want to hear about it.
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I mean, they never encouraged us to do anything.
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Remember that summer that we spent at dance camp?
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You know, I've never actually told anybody this,
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but my instructor, Mrs.Knoller, said...
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That you could have been a professional dancer.
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You tell everybody that.
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Yeah, right, well, 'cause it's true.
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And you were good, too
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I mean, come on, what does your jazz instructor say about you?
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I don't remember.
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-No, come on, sure you do.
-No, come on, that was a long time ago.
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Matthew, come on, what did he say?
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He said he couldn't take his eyes off me when I moved.
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Yes!
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Right, exactly.
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Because we were great.
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And then, don't you remember Mom asked if we wanted to continue dancing?
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We both said no, and I decided to lose my virginity,
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and you studied to become a wizard.
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It was not a wizard; it was a Dungeon Master.
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Get it right.
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Oh, sorry.well,
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I knew it was the opposite of losing your virginity.
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Anyway, listen, the point is,
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don't you wish that Mom had made us continue dancing?
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I mean, really, Matthew, don't you miss it?
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Don't...don't be one of those parents who tries to live their failed dreams through their kids
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just let it go.
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No, it's not about me.
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It's about guiding Ritchie to do something that he's good at, you know?
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I mean, there's no worse sin than wasted talent.
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What about murder?
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Well, yeah, okay, yeah.
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What about murder, Matthew?
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Why do people murder?
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Because they didn't get encouragement from their parents.
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Okay?
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Don't make Ritchie a murderer, Matthew.
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Come on...
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let's dance.
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I don't want to.
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Sure you do.
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You love the dance.
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I'm going to pass you the dance now.
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Do not pass me the dance.
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I'm passing it.
258
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Take it!
259
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Damn it, I love the dance.
260
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And damn it, I can't take my eyes off of you when you move.
261
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Oh, yeah.
262
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Right.
263
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This is going to be fun.
264
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You get to audition for a real commercial.
265
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Are you excited?
266
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I said I didn't want to do it.
267
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Oh, sweetie, you didn't even try it yet.
268
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Come on.
269
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You know what, I bet this is going to be like tempura.
270
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Remember, how you tried tempura and now you like it?
271
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Well, I bet this is going to be exactly like that.
272
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Kind of like a self-esteem tempura.
273
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Matthew, how can I say that better?
274
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Better than "self-esteem tempura"?
275
00:11:30,960 --> 00:11:32,530
I don't think that there is a way.
276
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Am I going to have to miss my yellow belt test?
277
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Sweetie, I think that you are going to like this even more than you like karate.
278
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Remember when you didn't like raisins?
279
00:11:42,710 --> 00:11:46,210
Well, this is going to be like a self-esteem tempura with raisins.
280
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You beat it.
281
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Hi, it's... Campbell's the name.
282
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You can sign in here,
283
00:11:54,140 --> 00:11:56,100
and when you're done you can wait over there with the other stage mothers.
284
00:11:56,600 --> 00:11:58,390
Oh, I'm not a stage mother.
285
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I'm a good mother.
286
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Okay, you can wait over there with the other good mothers.
287
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Oh, hello, Christine.
288
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Is this where you're working now?
289
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Oh, pick up your legs so she can clean.
290
00:12:16,230 --> 00:12:17,250
No, no, no, don't.
291
00:12:17,400 --> 00:12:18,390
I'm not the maid.
292
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Why would you think I was the maid?
293
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I know you have a job, and you're wearing a uniform.
294
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I just put two and two together.
295
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But this isn't a uniform.
296
00:12:26,750 --> 00:12:28,490
This is from TJ Maxx.
297
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And we're here because the casting agent specifically asked for Ritchie.
298
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Oh, Christine, no.
299
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Show business is a cruel mistress.
300
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It spits out the weak and it destroys the unprepared.
301
00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:42,430
You know, it would be a great story, though.
302
00:12:42,610 --> 00:12:45,990
Son of a janitor makes it big and buys his mother a two-bedroom home.
303
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I have a two-bedroom home.
304
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I'm sorry.
305
00:12:54,780 --> 00:12:56,330
Well, I guess being a therapist,
306
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it's the first job I ever had that really speaks to who I am.
307
00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:00,680
So what do you do?
308
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I'm in Ritchie's class.
309
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I went to pick Ritchie up at school today.
310
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They told me you had taken him out early.
311
00:13:30,480 --> 00:13:31,800
Where'd you take him, Christine?
312
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It was a surprise.
313
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For your birthday.
314
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We went to the commercial audition.
315
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Surprise.
316
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Ritchie, Matthew, go to your rooms.
317
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I need to talk to Christine.
318
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Okay, Richard, I know that you're mad...
319
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Mad?
320
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Mad doesn't begin to describe how I feel.
321
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Happy?
322
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Christine, we agreed he wasn't going to go to that audition,
323
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and then you went behind my back and took him anyway.
324
00:14:14,800 --> 00:14:16,480
No, no, we didn't agree.
325
00:14:16,630 --> 00:14:18,050
You said you didn't want him to go,
326
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I said I wanted him to go, so we went.
327
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You don't get to do that.
328
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yeah, I think I do.
329
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It was a tie.
330
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,970
Didn't you ever hear of that expression, tie goes to the mother?
331
00:14:32,030 --> 00:14:33,040
That's not an expression.
332
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Yeah, I think it is.
333
00:14:34,790 --> 00:14:36,460
No, it's "tie goes to the runner.
334
00:14:37,880 --> 00:14:40,470
" Well, we disagree, which is a tie, so I win.
335
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You... don't... can't...
336
00:14:44,860 --> 00:14:47,010
Okay, Richard, I know what I did was wrong.
337
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I should have respected your wishes.
338
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Thank you.
339
00:14:50,180 --> 00:14:51,940
However...
340
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You might want to know that they picked him.
341
00:15:00,150 --> 00:15:02,680
There was a room full of kids and they picked him.
342
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Over everybody else...
343
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including Lindsay's and Marly's kids.
344
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He got the job?
345
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Yeah.
346
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I mean, do you remember the last time he was picked first for anything?
347
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He was never picked first for anything.
348
00:15:21,990 --> 00:15:24,060
He was never even picked last for anything.
349
00:15:24,900 --> 00:15:27,480
A chair got picked before him in dodge ball.
350
00:15:28,870 --> 00:15:30,710
And he was so good.
351
00:15:30,890 --> 00:15:32,410
I mean, you should have seen it.
352
00:15:32,580 --> 00:15:34,030
And he was so proud of himself.
353
00:15:34,540 --> 00:15:35,510
I bet he was.
354
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My boy got picked.
355
00:15:39,150 --> 00:15:40,890
God, he was so happy, Richard.
356
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He was doing cartwheels down the hall.
357
00:15:43,530 --> 00:15:44,940
Let me have my moment, Christine.
358
00:15:50,410 --> 00:15:51,220
Is Ritchie ready?
359
00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:52,730
Yeah, he's just upstairs getting dressed.
360
00:15:52,820 --> 00:15:54,130
He is so excited about doing this commercial.
361
00:15:54,220 --> 00:15:55,930
He's been jumping around his room all morning.
362
00:15:56,410 --> 00:15:58,410
Okay, I'm ready to go.
363
00:15:58,920 --> 00:15:59,910
Oh, honey, what's going on?
364
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:01,720
I have my yellow belt test today.
365
00:16:01,940 --> 00:16:03,640
No, no, honey, you're filming your commercial today.
366
00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:05,080
You're going to have to miss your karate test.
367
00:16:05,290 --> 00:16:06,390
I don't want to miss my karate test.
368
00:16:06,710 --> 00:16:07,820
I want to get my yellow belt.
369
00:16:08,280 --> 00:16:09,690
No, you wanted to do the commercial.
370
00:16:10,160 --> 00:16:12,030
No, you wanted me to do the commercial.
371
00:16:12,640 --> 00:16:15,210
No, honey, it's not about me, it's about you.
372
00:16:15,700 --> 00:16:16,970
I want to do karate.
373
00:16:17,230 --> 00:16:20,490
Okay, I know you want to do karate, but I want you to do the commercial.
374
00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:21,730
Do you understand?
375
00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:24,810
I don't.
376
00:16:25,230 --> 00:16:28,350
Look, pal, we just think doing the commercial is a better choice for you,
377
00:16:28,690 --> 00:16:30,270
because you're really good at it.
378
00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:31,450
You!
379
00:16:33,710 --> 00:16:35,250
You guys tell me I'm good at a lot of things.
380
00:16:36,680 --> 00:16:38,000
Yes...
381
00:16:38,250 --> 00:16:39,950
but thiss a different good.
382
00:16:40,380 --> 00:16:41,220
A good, good.
383
00:16:41,590 --> 00:16:42,460
A real good.
384
00:16:43,640 --> 00:16:45,030
A very good.
385
00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:47,050
I don't care.
386
00:16:47,500 --> 00:16:50,050
Okay, well, Ritchie, you know what, you're just going to just have to trust us.
387
00:16:50,260 --> 00:16:51,880
Because we're the parents and we think we know what's best for you.
388
00:16:52,070 --> 00:16:52,830
That's not fair!
389
00:16:52,980 --> 00:16:54,040
Well, honey, life isn't fair.
390
00:16:54,230 --> 00:16:55,820
Now go upstairs and change your uniform.
391
00:16:57,170 --> 00:16:58,510
(groans) I know what I'm doing, Ritchie.
392
00:16:59,290 --> 00:17:00,630
What am I doing, Richard?
393
00:17:01,650 --> 00:17:05,640
Sometimes parents have to make choices for their kids and kids don't always like it.
394
00:17:05,930 --> 00:17:06,910
But it's still the right thing to do.
395
00:17:07,030 --> 00:17:08,180
Yeah, but he loves karate.
396
00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:10,520
He's terrible at karate.
397
00:17:11,190 --> 00:17:14,430
Of all the things he's terrible at, he's the most terrible at karate.
398
00:17:15,550 --> 00:17:18,070
Well, fortunately, he inherited my artistic talent.
399
00:17:18,760 --> 00:17:19,790
Talking about your porno again?
400
00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:20,780
Okay...
401
00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:23,200
that is so gross, Richard.
402
00:17:23,340 --> 00:17:24,680
It was a student film.
403
00:17:26,540 --> 00:17:28,070
About a topless girl.
404
00:17:34,130 --> 00:17:35,430
Boy, man...
405
00:17:35,890 --> 00:17:37,270
This is the big time?
406
00:17:38,010 --> 00:17:41,370
On my film, there's just one guy with a camera and bucket of ice.
407
00:17:44,250 --> 00:17:45,030
Oh, sorry.
408
00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:46,610
I know you don't like my show biz stories.
409
00:17:46,950 --> 00:17:47,960
Those are not stories.
410
00:17:48,100 --> 00:17:49,200
They're repressed memories.
411
00:17:51,110 --> 00:17:53,250
Are you Mr. and Mrs. Campbell?
412
00:17:53,460 --> 00:17:55,490
Oh, yeah, close enough.
413
00:17:56,900 --> 00:17:58,680
I'm having trouble directing Ritchie.
414
00:17:59,170 --> 00:17:59,950
What do you mean?
415
00:18:00,100 --> 00:18:01,130
He's making this odd,
416
00:18:01,650 --> 00:18:04,030
stressed-out face.It's hard to describe.
417
00:18:04,540 --> 00:18:05,340
He is?
418
00:18:05,560 --> 00:18:06,600
Yeah, that's it.
419
00:18:09,060 --> 00:18:10,660
He seems really unhappy about being here.
420
00:18:10,920 --> 00:18:14,020
Oh, yeah, that's because he's really unhappy about being here.
421
00:18:15,540 --> 00:18:16,840
Well, if he's not ready in two minutes,
422
00:18:16,940 --> 00:18:18,690
I'm going to have to swap him out with another actor.
423
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:21,780
What are we going to do?
424
00:18:21,950 --> 00:18:23,060
Well, I don't know.
425
00:18:23,390 --> 00:18:25,850
On my movie, I got cold feet so they hid my shirt.
426
00:18:28,650 --> 00:18:30,590
What happened on that movie, Christine?
427
00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:32,450
I'm fine, I'm fine.
428
00:18:33,350 --> 00:18:38,090
Listen, I thought we decided it was our job to force him to do stuff that he doesn't want to do.
429
00:18:38,440 --> 00:18:39,520
Is that what we decided?
430
00:18:39,770 --> 00:18:41,870
I thought this was supposed to be about Ritchie, not about us.
431
00:18:41,990 --> 00:18:43,410
Well, of course, it's not about us,
432
00:18:43,540 --> 00:18:45,880
but think about it-- we can't just let him quit.
433
00:18:46,020 --> 00:18:50,020
This could be the start of a real career based on his wonderful talent.
434
00:18:50,260 --> 00:18:51,670
You're getting ahead of yourself.
435
00:18:51,850 --> 00:18:53,550
But he's good, Richard, you know.
436
00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:57,690
And this commercial could lead to TV and to movies and to Broadway.
437
00:18:57,810 --> 00:18:59,160
This could be my big chance.
438
00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:01,470
Whose big chance?
439
00:19:01,910 --> 00:19:02,970
His big chance.
440
00:19:04,730 --> 00:19:05,630
You said "you.
441
00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:07,350
" No, I meant him.
442
00:19:07,650 --> 00:19:09,910
Come on, Richard, don't you understand?
443
00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:11,450
I could be on Broadway!
444
00:19:13,770 --> 00:19:14,500
Who could?
445
00:19:14,880 --> 00:19:16,060
Oh, my God.
446
00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:18,490
Is it possible that this is all about me?
447
00:19:18,850 --> 00:19:20,060
I guess anything's possible.
448
00:19:21,940 --> 00:19:23,520
Oh, no, you've got to be kidding me.
449
00:19:23,650 --> 00:19:25,020
I thought I was doing this for Ritchie.
450
00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:27,390
How does this always happen?
451
00:19:28,070 --> 00:19:29,050
This is your fault.
452
00:19:30,610 --> 00:19:31,990
How does that always happen?
453
00:19:33,360 --> 00:19:34,720
Ritchie? Ritchie?
454
00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:35,570
I think we're done.
455
00:19:35,990 --> 00:19:37,200
I need another kid.
456
00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:38,780
Go, go, go.
457
00:19:41,820 --> 00:19:43,950
Way to go, sweetie. You're doing great.
458
00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:56,710
Such a good dancer.
459
00:19:57,210 --> 00:19:58,780
He gets it from me.
460
00:19:59,570 --> 00:20:00,980
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Season 04 Episode 08
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