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Previously on
old christine--
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you know,pete d ani
split up six months ago,
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and I haven't even
gone out on a date yet.
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Why haven't you?
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Because I'm scared.
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I've only been with one man.
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I don't know what it's going to be like.
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Well,pete was six-five
with a size-14 shoe,
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so you might want to start
by lowering your expectations.
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I don't know anything.
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Being with only e e
n,n,I have no context.
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You know what I'm saying?
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I need context.
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I'm sure you won't have
a problem finding context.
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Smaller context than
you're used to maybe...
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but context.
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Yeah. Maybe.
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Okay,so,matthew,I'm going to need you back
here at 3:00 this afternoon to pick me up.
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Okay,fine,but you know it doesn't really
count as carpooling if you never drive,
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pay for gas or thank me.
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It's for the environment,matthew.
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Why must you fight me?
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Whoa,geez!
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Barb,you're all sexed out today.
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Those things are up close and personal.
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- Somebody have a date?
- No!
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- What?
- I don't know.
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It's hot in here.
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But not with each other.
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What?
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You look beautiful.
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I didn't do anything different.
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that's embarrassing.
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So,uh,barb,how are you?
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Are you feeling okay about everything?
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I really wish I'd worn a different
swea ter,but other than that...
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I'm talking about the sex.
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Oh,uh,I haven't done a lot of that,so
how does the post-sex work exactly?
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Uh,there's usually awkward
conversations,uncomfortable silences,
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the haunting sound bites of
things you wish you hadn't said.
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I regretted saying,"come to mama."
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Me,too.
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- But it was fun. -
No,I-I had fun,too.
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Did you tell christine?
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Oh,god no,are you kidding me?
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She felt left out that time you and
I both accidentally wore green shirts.
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And then for a month,the three of us had
to get dressed together every morning.
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What are you guys talking about?
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And when did you both
decide to wear jeans?
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You're wearing jeans,too.
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Oh,yay,we're the same.
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So what? What is going on?
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It has nngothi to do with you.
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you're talking about my birthday.
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She guessed it.
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And now you've ruined the surprise.
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Oh,no,no,you still got two days.
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And if you're thinking cashmere
wrap,you're on the right track.
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God,that was close.
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Are you kidding? It's
her birthday month.
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I could smear cake all over your naked
body and lick it off right in front of her,
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and all she'd see is cake.
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Come to mama.
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I heard that.
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You're talking about cake,right?
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Well,if you're thinking berry...
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you are on the right track.
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The New Adventures
of Old Christine Season03 Episode09
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okay,I got it. Knock,knock.
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- Who's there?
- Banana.
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I'm not doing this anymore.
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- Go do your homework.
- Okay.
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Oh,my god,can we please
have some adult conversation?
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I tht wislep barb.
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Everybody's a comedian.
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No,I really did.
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Come on.
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I'm serious.
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Oh,my god!
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When? Where?How?
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The other night,on a
futon,the regular way.
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She let you do that?
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That's not the regular way.
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It was fun.
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Of course it was fun--
it was sex with barb.
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Is she bossy? Is she rough?
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She's bossy and rough,right?
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It was a little weird.
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Oh,weird. Fantastic,I knew it.
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What? You thought about it?
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I think about it with everyone.
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I'm a guy. Don't you?
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I think I'm a different kind of guy.
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okay,I know what you
guys are talking about,
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and I've been thinking
about the same thing,too.
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See? Everyone thinks about it.
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She's talking about her birthday.
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Oh,when's your birthday?
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In two days,silly.
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Come on.
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Anyway,birthdays are for children.
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And so,I think what I'd like you to do is
whatever money you're going to spend on me
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I want you to give that to charity.
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Sure. What's your favorite charity?
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Oh,it doesn't matter.
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Something with kids or gays or...
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oh,gay kids would be good.
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Just give me the receipt
so that I can write it off,
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and if you want you can put the
receipt inside a cashmere wrap.
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Wow,she's really a giver.
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In fact,when we were marrie she gave
me nothing but aggravation,am I right?
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It's just me here,man.
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Sorry. So,you and barb.
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Yeah,listen,you can't tell anyone.
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It's got to be like a secret.
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No problem.
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It's getting a little hot in the car.
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I'm going to grab a water.
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You were sitting in the car?
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It was a long ride home from
school with ritchie's jokes.
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If the answer to one more question was "banana"
I was going to knock-knock his teeth out.
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Barb and matthew slept together.
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She's one tell. Everybody gets one tell.
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Okay,one,but that's it.
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So,you and barb?
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What was it like?
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I bet it was intense.
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And extra hot because of the taboo of
sleeping with your sister's best friend.
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But you didn't care,'cause once
you got started your lust took over
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and drove you both over the brink,until
you collapsed into a sweaty,shivery mass.
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- Richard,can I see you in the car?
- Yep.
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I thought she didn't want a party.
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No,she said,"whatever you
do,don't throw me a party."
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It's kind of like when she says,
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"whatever you do,don't let
me eat this whole thing," or,
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"whatever you do,don't let me drink
more than two glasses of wine," or,
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"whatever you do,don't leave
me alone with this guy."
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What are you looking at?
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Nothing.
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What did you tell him?
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Nothing.
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He was very respectful.
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He gave no details.
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But we imagined it was
intense and rough. Was it?
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Matthew!
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I'm sorry. He was my one tell.
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And she was my one tell.
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it was supposed to be a secret.
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You guys can't keep a secret.
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Who told you they had sex?
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Who?
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Matthew and barb.
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What?
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Okay,she's my one tell.
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Surprise.
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I-I can'T... I can't believe this.
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Well,happy birthday.
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We should probably get going.
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See if you can get details.
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Yeah,and I'd better get going.
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No,no. You two are staying.Sit.
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What the hell?
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You two slept together?
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Don't freak out.
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We were in your garage and
it just sort of happened.
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Oh,my god,in my garage?
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Ritchie's crib is in that garage.
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And my weed whacker.
And my wedding dress.
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Every time I wear that dress
now,I'm going to think of your sex.
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God,how could this happen?
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Barb,you're like my sister.
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Matthew,you are my brother.
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It's like a brother and sister doing it.
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No,it's nothing like
that. She's not my sister.
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I am your sister.
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Did you ever once think of me?
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Never once while I was in that garage.
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Well,maybe you should.
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What are you trying to do to me?
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Christine,I know,it's a little weird.
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Oh,it's a lot weird.
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It's too close. It's incestuous.
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And it's a terrible
birthday present by the way.
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We got you a berry cake.
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I don't care about the cake.
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This is huge news.
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I'm going to my room to
decide how I feel about this.
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And,matthew,whatever you do,do
not let me eat this whole thing.
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matthew.
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Did I not say do not let me do this?
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Sorry about the cake,wine or man.
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Listen,I was thinking-- you know
what,if you and barb want to be a couple,
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then you should go
ahead and be a couple.
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Really?
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Yeah,I mean,it's a little weird
for me,but if it makes you happy,
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then that's what I want.
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Thanks.
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I know that's not easy,because
it involves people who aren't you.
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I just want you to be happy.
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Thank you.
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But,you know,I was ndnderg,do you ever think
that maybe I could be the one to make you happy?
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What?
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Let me be the one to
make you happy,matthew.
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what's the matter? Are you okay?
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Oh,I had a dream. It was horrible.
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I dreamt I kissed you.
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Oh,god,calm down,calm down.
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It's not that horrible.
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oh,it was a dream.
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Two dreams. Just horrible.
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Horrible dreams. it's okay.
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I'm okay.
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Okay...
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it's over.
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You dropped your complaint with sizzler?
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No. That's not near over.
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They pissed off the wrong customer.
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But you and barb are done.Okay?
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The whole idea of you two together
has completely messed me up.
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Worst birthday gift ever,by the way.
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I don't know how you got
from cashmere wrap to that.
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Never again, do you hear me?
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What are you talking about?
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I'll tell you what I'm talking about.
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I forbid you from seeing barb.
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Forbid me?You can't do that.
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Oh, yeah, I think I can.
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You work for me,you live in my
house,you're my little brother--
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consider yourself forbidden.
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You can't talk to me like a child.
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I'm going to my room.
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My room.
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I own you. I own you, matthew.
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Nobody owns matthew but matthew!
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I am so not attracted to him right now.
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My coffee!
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Who's yelling?
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Are you on the phone with sizzler again?
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Why aren't you dressed?
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I told you I was picking you up at 8:00.
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Yeah, well, I had a rough night.
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Listen, I have come to
the conclusion That...
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I am not okay with you dating matthew.
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In fact,I'm gonna have to forbid you.
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Forbid me?
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I don't think you want to do that.
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- Well,as your boss...
- as your partner.
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As the senior partner...
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I forbid it.
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As the partner who can kick your
ass,I'll date whoever I want.
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Not my brother.
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Yeah,your brother.
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Barb,you know,honestly,I-I just cannot
believe how ungrateful you're being right now.
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And exactly what am I
supposed to be grateful for?
257
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Barb,come on,don't make me say it.
258
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Everything.
259
00:13:16,670 --> 00:13:18,650
You're incredible.
260
00:13:18,930 --> 00:13:20,570
Thank you.
261
00:13:22,260 --> 00:13:26,720
Y-you know,my relationship with
matthew has nothing to do with you.
262
00:13:26,730 --> 00:13:28,340
it has everything to do with me.
263
00:13:28,350 --> 00:13:31,070
No. It's about me,and
it's about matthew,
264
00:13:31,080 --> 00:13:35,990
and it's about the fact that if I want
to date matthew and ve sex with matthew,
265
00:13:36,010 --> 00:13:37,640
there's nothing you can do to stop it.
266
00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:39,090
Well,yes,there is.
267
00:13:39,100 --> 00:13:44,380
If I want to go back there and have sex
with matthew right now,I can just do it.
268
00:13:45,480 --> 00:13:46,880
Well,I forbid it.
269
00:13:46,890 --> 00:13:48,010
- I'm doing it.
- No.
270
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- We're doing it.I'm doing it.
- No,I forbid it.No,I forbid it.
271
00:13:51,520 --> 00:13:56,670
No,barb,I forbid it! I forbid
it!I forbid it!I forbid it!
272
00:13:57,030 --> 00:14:01,110
No! No,I forbid it!I for...
273
00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:04,440
no! I forbid it!I forbid it!
274
00:14:04,450 --> 00:14:05,670
- We're doing it!
- No!
275
00:14:05,680 --> 00:14:07,180
Mamahew,geg out here!
276
00:14:07,190 --> 00:14:08,760
Don't you... stay inside!
277
00:14:08,770 --> 00:14:09,910
- Matthew!
- Matthew!
278
00:14:09,920 --> 00:14:11,770
- Matthew!
- Come to mama!
279
00:14:11,780 --> 00:14:13,670
Stay inside!
280
00:14:13,680 --> 00:14:17,720
Stay inside,matthew. Stay inside!
281
00:14:20,720 --> 00:14:23,110
I for... bid it.
282
00:14:32,180 --> 00:14:34,430
I brought you your birthday present.
283
00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:36,690
I think you're really gonna like it.
284
00:14:36,700 --> 00:14:39,440
- Is it a gag gift?
- No.
285
00:14:40,670 --> 00:14:41,850
It's a wineglass.
286
00:14:41,860 --> 00:14:44,990
Here,let me pour you some wine.
287
00:14:45,330 --> 00:14:47,980
- Is it gonna dribble down my chin?
- Christine!
288
00:14:49,430 --> 00:14:51,490
All right,well,if you're
opposed to having fun,
289
00:14:51,500 --> 00:14:54,780
don't open the can of peanuts
that ritchie's gonna give you.
290
00:14:55,190 --> 00:14:56,940
Richard...
291
00:14:56,950 --> 00:14:59,990
I made out with matthew.
292
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,120
Oh,my god!
293
00:15:03,180 --> 00:15:05,210
You finally did it.
294
00:15:05,220 --> 00:15:07,800
It was the only thing left.
295
00:15:08,380 --> 00:15:11,190
In a dream!
296
00:15:12,070 --> 00:15:12,900
God!
297
00:15:12,910 --> 00:15:16,980
Christine,if it's a dream,you
start with "I had a dream!"
298
00:15:17,490 --> 00:15:19,080
I thought you meant for real. Geez!
299
00:15:19,090 --> 00:15:19,820
What are you doing?
300
00:15:19,830 --> 00:15:22,490
I wanted it be as upsetting
for you as it was for me.
301
00:15:22,500 --> 00:15:23,730
Why?
302
00:15:24,110 --> 00:15:26,200
I don't know.
303
00:15:26,210 --> 00:15:30,990
But I had to tell someone,and the
worst part is,I forbid them from dating,
304
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:32,730
and they're gonna date anyway.
305
00:15:32,740 --> 00:15:35,690
Hold on,are you telling me they are
in violation of your royal decree?
306
00:15:35,700 --> 00:15:37,810
Off with their heads!
307
00:15:37,820 --> 00:15:40,330
Richard,don't make fun--
this is serious business.
308
00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:42,360
I'm having a really hard time with it.
309
00:15:42,370 --> 00:15:45,490
It's my birthday month!
310
00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:50,480
I-I understand it's gonna take a
minute to get used to the idea,but...
311
00:15:50,490 --> 00:15:52,150
you're making this about you.
312
00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:53,860
Right.
313
00:15:55,230 --> 00:15:56,720
No,I'm saying that's wrong.
314
00:15:56,760 --> 00:15:59,630
Wrong? How could that be wrong?
315
00:16:00,300 --> 00:16:03,120
Because there are other people involved.
316
00:16:03,820 --> 00:16:05,430
Who?
317
00:16:05,950 --> 00:16:07,710
Barb and matthew!
318
00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:08,840
Oh,yeah.
319
00:16:08,850 --> 00:16:10,570
Oh,I see what you're saying.
320
00:16:10,580 --> 00:16:12,830
They did this to me.
321
00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:18,230
Let me get you a glass of wine.
322
00:16:22,730 --> 00:16:23,920
I hate her.
323
00:16:23,930 --> 00:16:27,010
I should've punched her,that's
what I should've done.
324
00:16:27,020 --> 00:16:30,500
Forbid me--
forbid this.
325
00:16:30,510 --> 00:16:32,010
Why is this her business?
326
00:16:32,020 --> 00:16:35,040
It's not-- if we want to be
in love,we can be in love.
327
00:16:35,050 --> 00:16:36,110
Are we in love?
328
00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:38,100
I don't know.
329
00:16:38,110 --> 00:16:41,450
It'll really piss christine off.
330
00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:44,530
Okay,I'll be in love.
331
00:16:45,110 --> 00:16:46,880
Seriously,are we gonna try this?
332
00:16:46,890 --> 00:16:48,560
I don't know,it was fun in the garage.
333
00:16:48,570 --> 00:16:50,730
Yeah,it was.
334
00:16:52,410 --> 00:16:54,700
Wait,what are you doing?
335
00:16:55,190 --> 00:16:56,390
Just thought you said...
336
00:16:56,400 --> 00:16:58,520
oh,no,I want to.
337
00:16:58,530 --> 00:17:00,250
I do,but could we take it slow?
338
00:17:00,260 --> 00:17:02,660
Oh,yeah,of course,of course.
339
00:17:08,380 --> 00:17:10,770
This is nice.
340
00:17:11,710 --> 00:17:14,690
This'll show her.
341
00:17:18,820 --> 00:17:20,260
What if they're happy together?
342
00:17:20,270 --> 00:17:22,900
What if they're more than happy
together? What if they're soul mates?
343
00:17:22,910 --> 00:17:25,320
You know how hard it is to find someone.
344
00:17:25,330 --> 00:17:27,670
I've never done it.
345
00:17:28,350 --> 00:17:30,420
I was there.
346
00:17:31,060 --> 00:17:33,340
So,maybe instead of thinking
about how this affects you,
347
00:17:33,350 --> 00:17:35,580
you should be thinking about
how it affects someone else.
348
00:17:35,590 --> 00:17:38,840
Just try thinking about them
without thinking about you.
349
00:17:38,850 --> 00:17:41,330
All right,I can do that.
350
00:17:42,240 --> 00:17:47,770
so,they're dating,so
that'S... nice for them.
351
00:17:48,520 --> 00:17:51,580
- And it could be good for me because...
- no,no,no,no.
352
00:17:52,110 --> 00:17:55,210
Not about you,just for a second.
353
00:17:57,340 --> 00:18:00,490
If they moved in together,then I...
354
00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:05,160
- If they got married,my,uh...
- who?
355
00:18:07,610 --> 00:18:09,400
They might be very happy together.
356
00:18:09,410 --> 00:18:11,250
That's it.
357
00:18:11,260 --> 00:18:12,290
That's it?
358
00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:13,740
Then who am I mad at?
359
00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:15,060
You've still got sizzler.
360
00:18:15,080 --> 00:18:18,770
All you can eat means
all you can eat,richard.
361
00:18:20,060 --> 00:18:23,770
All you can eat does not mean
all you can fit in your purse.
362
00:18:23,780 --> 00:18:27,600
Well,they're gonna need to
get a better sign,then,right?
363
00:18:48,130 --> 00:18:49,830
this isn't happening,is it?
364
00:18:49,840 --> 00:18:53,520
Oh,I think it was only happening in
the first place to piss christine off.
365
00:18:53,530 --> 00:18:55,240
Not in the garage--
ththgarage was fun.
366
00:18:55,250 --> 00:18:58,190
The garage was great.
367
00:18:58,990 --> 00:19:01,790
- Does this building have a garage?
- No.
368
00:19:04,150 --> 00:19:04,760
What are we gonna do?
369
00:19:04,770 --> 00:19:06,910
We can't let christine
think she can forbid us.
370
00:19:06,920 --> 00:19:08,710
No,we can't-- we're
not gonna back down.
371
00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:12,060
That's right-- we'll get
married if we have to.
372
00:19:12,640 --> 00:19:14,850
By the way,my family's gonna hate you.
373
00:19:14,860 --> 00:19:18,380
Yeah,my grandfather's not
exactly gonna make a toast,either.
374
00:19:23,510 --> 00:19:25,060
what do you want,christine?
375
00:19:25,070 --> 00:19:27,470
Did you forget to forbid somethin
376
00:19:28,290 --> 00:19:29,270
oh,I deserve that.
377
00:19:29,280 --> 00:19:31,030
No,you deserve more than that.
378
00:19:31,040 --> 00:19:33,140
Easy,honey.
379
00:19:38,020 --> 00:19:40,540
No,honey's right.
380
00:19:40,550 --> 00:19:42,230
And stupid richard is right,okay?
381
00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:43,550
This isn't about me.
382
00:19:43,560 --> 00:19:46,570
If you guys are happy together
as a couple,then that's great,
383
00:19:46,580 --> 00:19:50,030
no matter how much it
completely grosses me out.
384
00:19:50,040 --> 00:19:52,810
You can just go ahead
and be a couple and kiss.
385
00:19:52,820 --> 00:19:54,710
- That's okay.
- We're good.
386
00:19:55,920 --> 00:20:01,050
No,really,I know I made it awkward for
you guys before,so just go ahead and kiss.
387
00:20:01,060 --> 00:20:04,310
Kiss. Come on,kiss.
388
00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:09,120
Kiss!Kiss!Kiss!Kiss!Kiss!Kiss!
389
00:20:09,130 --> 00:20:10,820
- Ki...
- stop it!
390
00:20:10,830 --> 00:20:12,510
Wh-why?
391
00:20:12,520 --> 00:20:15,800
We're not really that
into each other anymore.
392
00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:19,850
But I just got used to the idea.
393
00:20:19,860 --> 00:20:21,060
It was too weird.
394
00:20:21,070 --> 00:20:24,520
Yeah,we were just doing
it to piss you off.
395
00:20:24,530 --> 00:20:26,760
That is why you slept together?
396
00:20:26,770 --> 00:20:29,360
Oh,no,no,no,that was for fun.
397
00:20:29,900 --> 00:20:32,130
- Sosouch fun.
- Stop it.
398
00:20:33,180 --> 00:20:35,380
But after that,it was
mainly to piss you off.
399
00:20:35,390 --> 00:20:38,220
Oh,so this whole time you
were thinking about me?
400
00:20:38,230 --> 00:20:40,770
- Yep.
- Sorry.
401
00:20:40,780 --> 00:20:42,940
Yeah.
402
00:20:43,580 --> 00:20:46,000
I knew it was about me.
403
00:20:47,070 --> 00:20:49,620
Stupid richard.
404
00:20:53,140 --> 00:20:57,060
I am hungry,but I'm not
seeing anything I want.
405
00:20:57,080 --> 00:20:59,320
I see something i want.
406
00:21:07,420 --> 00:21:08,840
stupid christine!
407
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