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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:55,180 --> 00:00:58,160 _ 2 00:01:13,120 --> 00:01:14,680 Come on! 3 00:01:30,360 --> 00:01:35,340 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.addic7ed.com -- 4 00:01:36,100 --> 00:01:38,130 - Oh, that burns! - That means it's working. 5 00:01:38,200 --> 00:01:40,600 It's not, and my shirt smells funky. 6 00:01:40,610 --> 00:01:42,480 Mom, I'm cold. 7 00:01:43,560 --> 00:01:46,180 Good thing we live in sunny California. 8 00:01:46,240 --> 00:01:48,700 You'll both be dry by the time you get to school. 9 00:01:52,420 --> 00:01:55,260 I know things have been difficult these past few weeks, 10 00:01:55,360 --> 00:01:58,120 but I'm getting my first paycheck today. 11 00:01:58,190 --> 00:01:59,970 Things are really gonna start to change now 12 00:01:59,990 --> 00:02:01,216 that we'll have some money coming in. 13 00:02:01,240 --> 00:02:02,930 Can you buy some groceries? 14 00:02:02,990 --> 00:02:05,380 When Dad was here, we had food and dry clothes. 15 00:02:06,030 --> 00:02:09,400 Well, your dad loved having two things at the same time, 16 00:02:09,540 --> 00:02:12,570 but we don't need your father to buy groceries. 17 00:02:12,580 --> 00:02:13,580 We don't need anybody. 18 00:02:13,590 --> 00:02:15,580 I'm taking care of things around here. 19 00:02:16,110 --> 00:02:17,940 Now, I'm working late today, 20 00:02:18,020 --> 00:02:20,340 so you're gonna go to Aunt Kathleen's office after school. 21 00:02:20,420 --> 00:02:22,350 - Ugh, again? - Would you rather go 22 00:02:22,360 --> 00:02:23,560 to Aunt Diana's at the bank? 23 00:02:23,580 --> 00:02:25,480 - Oh, no. - Right, come on. 24 00:02:25,500 --> 00:02:26,780 Come on. 25 00:02:31,660 --> 00:02:33,690 Thank God it's pay day. 26 00:02:33,760 --> 00:02:35,880 I know the feeling. 27 00:02:37,560 --> 00:02:40,700 Hmm, I know that feeling too. 28 00:02:41,600 --> 00:02:42,959 Where did all my money go? 29 00:02:42,960 --> 00:02:44,080 To taxes... 30 00:02:44,180 --> 00:02:45,399 Uncle Sam believes it's important 31 00:02:45,400 --> 00:02:47,240 we learn to share with him. 32 00:02:47,580 --> 00:02:48,860 What's FICA? 33 00:02:49,420 --> 00:02:52,020 Social Security... for when you retire. 34 00:02:52,480 --> 00:02:54,610 Do they take this much money out every week? 35 00:02:54,680 --> 00:02:55,980 Yep. 36 00:02:57,520 --> 00:02:59,640 Welcome to retail. 37 00:03:07,180 --> 00:03:08,619 Excuse me, Randall. 38 00:03:08,620 --> 00:03:09,820 What is it? 39 00:03:10,260 --> 00:03:12,800 I was wondering if there were any extra shifts 40 00:03:12,860 --> 00:03:14,020 I might be able to pick up. 41 00:03:14,140 --> 00:03:16,210 Extra shifts are offered to employees who have 42 00:03:16,230 --> 00:03:18,820 been with the company the longest, Mrs. Nolan. 43 00:03:18,860 --> 00:03:22,200 Well, then, maybe I could stay after the store closes 44 00:03:22,220 --> 00:03:23,960 and tidy the shelves. 45 00:03:25,210 --> 00:03:29,180 Mm, this is the May Company, Mrs. Nolan, not a Safeway. 46 00:03:29,250 --> 00:03:31,580 We don't stay to line up the canned goods 47 00:03:31,650 --> 00:03:32,740 at the end of the day. 48 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:35,040 Excuse me. 49 00:03:40,680 --> 00:03:43,500 _ 50 00:03:47,900 --> 00:03:50,100 Let's play Mary Poppins. 51 00:03:50,170 --> 00:03:52,330 Okay, first of all, you can't play Mary Poppins. 52 00:03:52,340 --> 00:03:53,630 It's a movie, and, second of all, 53 00:03:53,640 --> 00:03:54,860 I really don't want to. 54 00:03:54,920 --> 00:03:57,260 Come on, I'll be the lady that feeds the pigeons. 55 00:03:57,280 --> 00:03:59,320 Please, get lost. 56 00:04:04,720 --> 00:04:07,500 Mm, mm, only Tropic Coast Orange Juice 57 00:04:07,520 --> 00:04:09,180 has that great taste. 58 00:04:09,220 --> 00:04:11,480 Tastes like sunshine. 59 00:04:12,260 --> 00:04:13,600 Thanks, hun. 60 00:04:13,680 --> 00:04:15,140 Great job. 61 00:04:17,160 --> 00:04:19,030 Eh, none of these girls are right. 62 00:04:19,100 --> 00:04:20,890 I want a little girl who looks like 63 00:04:20,900 --> 00:04:22,720 she loves orange juice. 64 00:04:23,100 --> 00:04:25,860 I want a kid who's sweet, wholesome. 65 00:04:25,920 --> 00:04:27,540 Why the hell can't you do that? 66 00:04:27,580 --> 00:04:28,580 We can. 67 00:04:28,640 --> 00:04:29,980 And we will. 68 00:04:30,160 --> 00:04:31,760 Who's next? 69 00:04:38,280 --> 00:04:39,596 Where are all the other girls, Claire? 70 00:04:39,620 --> 00:04:41,040 Annette was the last one. 71 00:04:41,060 --> 00:04:42,980 What? 72 00:04:43,890 --> 00:04:45,220 Rosen's getting impatient. 73 00:04:45,260 --> 00:04:46,260 There's no one left. 74 00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:48,040 What? What about Amy? 75 00:04:48,120 --> 00:04:49,140 Her mom called... she's sick. 76 00:04:49,160 --> 00:04:50,980 Would you like to feed my birds, mum? 77 00:04:51,340 --> 00:04:53,660 Oh, these darlings birds. 78 00:04:53,680 --> 00:04:55,460 They're my only friends. 79 00:04:55,480 --> 00:04:56,840 I love them. 80 00:04:57,080 --> 00:04:59,700 Stop being such a spaz. 81 00:05:01,940 --> 00:05:04,600 Jessica, hi, honey. 82 00:05:05,010 --> 00:05:06,920 You like orange juice, don't you? 83 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:09,680 I love it... I even had it in my cereal this morning. 84 00:05:09,760 --> 00:05:11,810 Would you like to go with Uncle Greg and say that 85 00:05:11,880 --> 00:05:13,550 to the nice man in there? 86 00:05:13,620 --> 00:05:15,300 - What? - What are you doing? 87 00:05:15,850 --> 00:05:17,720 I think we should let Jessica read. 88 00:05:17,730 --> 00:05:18,820 What? She's not an actress. 89 00:05:18,890 --> 00:05:20,820 But she's exactly what Rosen wants. 90 00:05:20,890 --> 00:05:22,720 Wholesome and sweet. 91 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:25,130 - Ow. - I have a good feeling 92 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:26,860 about this, honey. Trust me. 93 00:05:26,930 --> 00:05:28,146 I think we should give her a shot. 94 00:05:28,170 --> 00:05:29,260 What if she tanks it? 95 00:05:29,280 --> 00:05:31,540 Well, we wouldn't be any worse off than we already are. 96 00:05:31,870 --> 00:05:33,240 Okay. 97 00:05:33,300 --> 00:05:35,570 Jessica, why don't you come with me? 98 00:05:42,050 --> 00:05:44,050 I'm afraid there's nothing I can do, Mrs. Nolan. 99 00:05:44,060 --> 00:05:47,580 As it states on the invoice, "Tuition is due upon receipt." 100 00:05:47,650 --> 00:05:50,660 I was hoping I might be able to pay it in installments. 101 00:05:50,760 --> 00:05:52,260 That's not possible. 102 00:05:52,760 --> 00:05:55,790 It would just be a one-time request. 103 00:05:55,860 --> 00:05:57,740 I wouldn't ask if it wasn't urgent. 104 00:05:58,040 --> 00:06:00,760 I'm having some personal issues at home. 105 00:06:01,830 --> 00:06:04,400 Yes, I'm aware of your situation, and, 106 00:06:04,470 --> 00:06:06,419 if I may speak frankly, 107 00:06:06,420 --> 00:06:07,759 I think the less this school 108 00:06:07,760 --> 00:06:09,340 gets involved in that, the better. 109 00:06:13,340 --> 00:06:15,950 I'm not asking you to get involved. 110 00:06:16,010 --> 00:06:18,310 I'm asking you to educate my child. 111 00:06:18,380 --> 00:06:20,880 You have a responsibility to do that. 112 00:06:21,250 --> 00:06:23,020 Sorry, Mrs. Nolan, I don't make the rules. 113 00:06:23,090 --> 00:06:25,790 Of course you do... you're the goddamn Principal, 114 00:06:25,860 --> 00:06:27,260 so act like it. 115 00:06:32,830 --> 00:06:34,320 Mom, guess what happened today! 116 00:06:34,380 --> 00:06:37,380 - What? - Wow, cereal and milk? 117 00:06:37,400 --> 00:06:38,816 Yes, and try and make it last, please. 118 00:06:38,840 --> 00:06:40,370 Cereal and milk cost over a dollar. 119 00:06:40,440 --> 00:06:42,460 Oh, my friends will be so jealous. 120 00:06:42,940 --> 00:06:45,980 Someday, you will appreciate how hard it is to earn money 121 00:06:46,040 --> 00:06:48,080 when you have to fend for yourself. 122 00:06:48,150 --> 00:06:49,360 I'm taking a banana. 123 00:06:49,380 --> 00:06:51,240 I have a dime, if you need it. 124 00:06:51,920 --> 00:06:53,400 Mom, I was telling you something. 125 00:06:53,480 --> 00:06:55,380 Yes, darling, what happened? 126 00:06:55,450 --> 00:06:57,420 Did you have fun with Aunt Kathleen? 127 00:06:57,990 --> 00:06:59,480 Go ahead, tell her. 128 00:06:59,790 --> 00:07:01,160 - I... - She booked a commercial! 129 00:07:01,230 --> 00:07:02,680 I'm gonna be on TV! 130 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:05,410 But only if your mom says it's okay. 131 00:07:05,430 --> 00:07:07,060 Remember, Jessica, that's what we said. 132 00:07:07,380 --> 00:07:09,320 What are you talking about? 133 00:07:09,620 --> 00:07:11,670 Tropic Coast Orange Juice. 134 00:07:11,740 --> 00:07:12,940 We cast Jessica. 135 00:07:13,470 --> 00:07:15,100 And it wasn't easy... that Ted Rosen 136 00:07:15,170 --> 00:07:16,960 is a real pain in the ass. 137 00:07:17,240 --> 00:07:19,210 Don't ever talk like I do, honey. 138 00:07:19,280 --> 00:07:21,170 He hated all the girls that we brought in, 139 00:07:21,180 --> 00:07:24,680 but then Jessica came in and charmed the shit out of him. 140 00:07:24,750 --> 00:07:26,320 Same as before, sweetie. 141 00:07:26,900 --> 00:07:29,490 She read for a commercial? 142 00:07:29,550 --> 00:07:31,950 And she was great, Bonnie. 143 00:07:32,020 --> 00:07:33,770 Now, you're her mama, and you can say no, 144 00:07:33,780 --> 00:07:35,380 but I really hope that you don't because 145 00:07:35,430 --> 00:07:38,180 the shoot's tomorrow, and she needs your permission. 146 00:07:40,700 --> 00:07:43,150 Jessica, can you go to your room, sweetheart? 147 00:07:43,170 --> 00:07:45,320 I wanna talk to Aunt Kathleen about this a bit more. 148 00:07:45,470 --> 00:07:46,800 Mm-hmm. 149 00:07:47,440 --> 00:07:49,970 - Bye, sweet pea. - Bye, Aunt Kathleen. 150 00:07:51,340 --> 00:07:53,890 - Oh, please, don't be mad. - I'm not mad. 151 00:07:53,910 --> 00:07:55,840 I just wish you would've called me first. 152 00:07:55,880 --> 00:07:58,750 Well, there was no time, and he was ready to walk out, 153 00:07:58,820 --> 00:08:00,560 and I just reacted. 154 00:08:01,350 --> 00:08:02,900 Well, I don't wanna make you do anything that 155 00:08:02,920 --> 00:08:04,240 you're not comfortable with, 156 00:08:04,490 --> 00:08:06,860 but you know that I love Jessica like she was my own, 157 00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:08,439 and I'll make sure that everyone on the set 158 00:08:08,440 --> 00:08:09,890 takes real good care of her. 159 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:14,960 Mm. 160 00:08:15,030 --> 00:08:17,460 - Where do I sign? - Right there. 161 00:08:17,970 --> 00:08:19,470 Thank you, Bonnie. 162 00:08:19,540 --> 00:08:21,250 How about dinner at my place tomorrow to celebrate? 163 00:08:21,270 --> 00:08:22,630 It's not every day a star is born. 164 00:08:22,670 --> 00:08:24,640 Now let's not get carried away. 165 00:08:30,680 --> 00:08:33,220 I thought we were sunk until you pulled that rabbit 166 00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:35,080 out of your hat with Jessica. Thank you. 167 00:08:35,150 --> 00:08:38,320 When I saw her playing there, I got this feeling in my gut. 168 00:08:38,390 --> 00:08:40,420 I just knew she could do it. 169 00:08:40,890 --> 00:08:42,990 That feeling is worth a million bucks. 170 00:08:43,060 --> 00:08:44,490 You are a natural. 171 00:08:44,560 --> 00:08:45,780 You just wait and see. 172 00:08:45,820 --> 00:08:48,180 We're gonna be the biggest casting agency in Hollywood. 173 00:08:48,670 --> 00:08:50,070 I think we're good together. 174 00:08:50,130 --> 00:08:52,970 I think we're real good together. 175 00:08:53,040 --> 00:08:54,870 Greg? 176 00:08:54,940 --> 00:08:57,240 Alan, hi. 177 00:08:57,310 --> 00:08:58,710 I thought that was you. 178 00:08:58,780 --> 00:09:01,640 - How are you? - Great, yeah, just great. 179 00:09:01,700 --> 00:09:03,120 Kathleen, this is my friend, Alan. 180 00:09:03,150 --> 00:09:04,450 Alan, this is Kathleen. 181 00:09:04,520 --> 00:09:05,900 - Alan and I used to work... - Hi. 182 00:09:05,910 --> 00:09:07,750 in the mail room at William Morris. 183 00:09:07,760 --> 00:09:09,950 Oh, so you're old friends. 184 00:09:10,020 --> 00:09:12,300 Ah, seems like a million years ago. 185 00:09:12,760 --> 00:09:15,540 - Now he's a big time agent. - The biggest. 186 00:09:16,030 --> 00:09:17,730 Very nice to meet you, Kathleen. 187 00:09:17,800 --> 00:09:18,940 Likewise, Alan. 188 00:09:20,100 --> 00:09:21,300 What have you been up to, Greg? 189 00:09:21,320 --> 00:09:22,499 Are you still at Paramount? 190 00:09:22,500 --> 00:09:23,699 No, no, I left. 191 00:09:23,700 --> 00:09:26,740 We've actually started our own casting agency. 192 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:28,300 Really, the two of you? 193 00:09:28,380 --> 00:09:30,140 That's exciting. 194 00:09:30,210 --> 00:09:31,610 I'd love to hear more about that. 195 00:09:31,620 --> 00:09:33,140 We should have dinner and catch up. 196 00:09:33,220 --> 00:09:35,180 That's a wonderful idea. 197 00:09:35,250 --> 00:09:37,416 We're having some friends over tonight. You should join us. 198 00:09:37,440 --> 00:09:39,519 Oh, well, thank you, 199 00:09:39,520 --> 00:09:41,379 but I wasn't fishing for an invitation, 200 00:09:41,380 --> 00:09:43,590 and I don't wanna impose. 201 00:09:43,650 --> 00:09:45,996 Yeah, babe, I mean, none of your friends work in the business. 202 00:09:46,020 --> 00:09:47,879 - It might not be a good mix. - Nonsense, 203 00:09:47,880 --> 00:09:49,439 I'm sure Alan can talk about other things 204 00:09:49,440 --> 00:09:50,740 besides being an agent. 205 00:09:50,820 --> 00:09:53,360 I insist, and I don't take no for an answer. 206 00:09:53,430 --> 00:09:55,160 Yeah, I can see that. 207 00:09:56,700 --> 00:09:57,840 You look good. 208 00:09:58,340 --> 00:10:00,360 Oh, thanks, yeah, you too. 209 00:10:01,860 --> 00:10:03,210 My address. 210 00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:04,600 7:00 p.m. work for you? 211 00:10:05,110 --> 00:10:07,710 I'll see you then. 212 00:10:12,440 --> 00:10:13,720 Get that dolly track ready. 213 00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:21,220 I'm scared, Mom. 214 00:10:21,300 --> 00:10:23,460 There's no reason to be scared. 215 00:10:23,530 --> 00:10:26,739 Aunt Kathleen saw lots and lots of girls, 216 00:10:26,740 --> 00:10:28,100 and you were better than all of them. 217 00:10:28,120 --> 00:10:29,400 That's why they picked you. 218 00:10:33,770 --> 00:10:35,780 But if you don't wanna do it, you don't have to. 219 00:10:35,920 --> 00:10:37,740 We can go home right now. 220 00:10:37,980 --> 00:10:40,140 I just don't want you to ever doubt yourself. 221 00:10:41,580 --> 00:10:44,000 No, I wanna do it. 222 00:10:44,350 --> 00:10:46,000 They're gonna love you. 223 00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:48,680 Remember to introduce yourself to everyone. 224 00:10:48,950 --> 00:10:51,290 Shake their hands, and look them straight in the eye 225 00:10:51,360 --> 00:10:53,360 so they can see how amazing you are. 226 00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:55,300 Am I amazing? 227 00:10:55,630 --> 00:10:57,120 Of course you are. 228 00:10:57,900 --> 00:11:00,320 I tell you what. I'll give you a nickel 229 00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:01,980 for everyone you talk to. 230 00:11:02,500 --> 00:11:04,670 Hey, Jessica, we're ready for you. 231 00:11:04,740 --> 00:11:07,270 Go in there and wow them, okay? 232 00:11:15,310 --> 00:11:19,540 Bonnie, I have something for you. 233 00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:21,680 What's this? 234 00:11:21,750 --> 00:11:23,600 Jessica's paycheck for the commercial. 235 00:11:23,720 --> 00:11:24,720 Oh. 236 00:11:24,780 --> 00:11:26,620 Sorry, I took a little peek earlier. 237 00:11:28,820 --> 00:11:30,790 How much is it for? 238 00:11:30,860 --> 00:11:32,390 $350. 239 00:11:32,460 --> 00:11:34,820 - Isn't that great? - Whoo-hoo! 240 00:11:34,890 --> 00:11:37,030 Yes, it's wonderful. 241 00:11:37,100 --> 00:11:38,920 And that check is just one commercial. 242 00:11:38,980 --> 00:11:40,530 We're casting another one next week. 243 00:11:40,540 --> 00:11:41,980 - She'd be perfect for it. - Mm. 244 00:11:43,260 --> 00:11:46,470 Well, I don't know if she even wants to act anymore. 245 00:11:46,540 --> 00:11:48,860 I don't see why not with her talent. 246 00:11:48,940 --> 00:11:51,180 If she books a few more, you could quit your job. 247 00:11:51,220 --> 00:11:53,501 I mean, why waste your time working at a department store. 248 00:11:53,810 --> 00:11:55,970 Yeah, if I ever need any money, I can just ask 249 00:11:55,980 --> 00:11:57,480 Jessica to raise my allowance. 250 00:11:59,350 --> 00:12:00,660 I need another drink. 251 00:12:03,460 --> 00:12:05,360 Oh, I'll get it. 252 00:12:05,700 --> 00:12:06,940 Is someone else coming? 253 00:12:08,130 --> 00:12:09,290 My friend Alan. 254 00:12:09,360 --> 00:12:11,000 - Will you excuse me for a minute? - Yeah. 255 00:12:12,030 --> 00:12:13,460 Hi. 256 00:12:15,420 --> 00:12:18,540 Alan, I want you to meet this beautiful woman. 257 00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:19,940 This is Diana. 258 00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:21,340 Isn't her dress gorgeous? 259 00:12:22,340 --> 00:12:23,620 It's lovely. 260 00:12:24,510 --> 00:12:26,040 Thanks. 261 00:12:26,110 --> 00:12:27,920 It was on sale. 262 00:12:28,850 --> 00:12:30,280 I'll get you a drink. 263 00:12:30,300 --> 00:12:31,660 You two should get to know each other. 264 00:12:31,680 --> 00:12:33,580 Diana's a closet disco queen. 265 00:12:33,650 --> 00:12:36,200 Diana, tell Alan how much you love to dance. 266 00:12:38,260 --> 00:12:39,800 I love to dance. 267 00:12:49,100 --> 00:12:51,000 Okay, is this a fix-up? 268 00:12:51,270 --> 00:12:53,440 Yes, are you mad? 269 00:12:54,680 --> 00:12:56,700 No, no, he is cute. 270 00:12:56,720 --> 00:12:58,040 I mean, he is really cute. 271 00:12:58,110 --> 00:13:01,080 And successful, ooh, he's gonna be a good match. 272 00:13:01,150 --> 00:13:03,280 Yeah, but I don't wanna get my hopes up. 273 00:13:03,350 --> 00:13:05,219 I just wish that, when you met someone, 274 00:13:05,220 --> 00:13:07,519 you knew right away so you won't get disappointed 275 00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:09,030 if it doesn't work out, do you know what I mean? 276 00:13:09,050 --> 00:13:10,140 Yes. 277 00:13:10,150 --> 00:13:11,900 You want to be prepared for whatever shit 278 00:13:11,920 --> 00:13:13,390 life dumps on you. 279 00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:14,606 If you figure out how to make that happen, 280 00:13:14,630 --> 00:13:16,260 you be sure and let me know. 281 00:13:17,530 --> 00:13:19,860 Yeah, okay, thanks, Bonnie. 282 00:13:19,930 --> 00:13:21,800 Here, help me get these appetizers together. 283 00:13:21,820 --> 00:13:23,270 Put the bread in the basket. 284 00:13:35,140 --> 00:13:36,460 What are you doing? 285 00:13:38,100 --> 00:13:40,020 Why are you trying to set me up with a woman? 286 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:43,480 This wasn't my idea. It was Kathleen's. 287 00:13:43,520 --> 00:13:45,680 Right, it was Kathleen's. 288 00:13:46,360 --> 00:13:48,140 Your girlfriend's. 289 00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:52,160 What's the endgame here, Greg? 290 00:13:52,480 --> 00:13:53,920 There's no endgame. 291 00:13:54,130 --> 00:13:55,860 What are you doing to that girl? 292 00:13:57,520 --> 00:13:59,879 You think you're doing her a favor lying to her like this? 293 00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:01,030 I'm not lying to her. 294 00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:02,900 Things are different now. I've changed. 295 00:14:02,980 --> 00:14:06,240 I'm finally getting past the mistakes that I made. 296 00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:09,200 Was I a mistake? 297 00:14:10,380 --> 00:14:12,400 My life is finally on track. 298 00:14:13,550 --> 00:14:16,140 I am with Kathleen, and I love her. 299 00:14:19,720 --> 00:14:20,900 Don't do that. 300 00:14:23,230 --> 00:14:24,760 - Stop it. - You wanna stop me? 301 00:14:24,830 --> 00:14:26,060 Yes. 302 00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:29,030 Then stop me. 303 00:14:29,100 --> 00:14:32,500 Please, Alan. 304 00:14:32,900 --> 00:14:34,340 Oh, my God. 305 00:14:34,410 --> 00:14:35,670 And so I took the bus. 306 00:14:35,740 --> 00:14:37,410 I didn't mean to, but there I was. 307 00:14:37,480 --> 00:14:39,016 - Didn't mean to? - Well, I... yeah, how do you 308 00:14:39,040 --> 00:14:41,640 - fall into a bus? I know. - Accidentally take a bus. 309 00:14:41,710 --> 00:14:43,880 That's... well, there are people who might. 310 00:14:47,850 --> 00:14:48,990 You okay, honey? 311 00:14:49,050 --> 00:14:50,400 You seem a little nervous. 312 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,460 Yeah, Greg, what's the matter? 313 00:14:53,260 --> 00:14:54,820 Oh, nothing, I'm fine. 314 00:14:54,890 --> 00:14:56,000 Yeah? 315 00:14:56,120 --> 00:14:57,840 So how do you and Greg know each other? 316 00:14:58,200 --> 00:14:59,670 - Oh... - From New York. 317 00:14:59,680 --> 00:15:00,700 It's a boring story. 318 00:15:00,770 --> 00:15:01,930 Well, I don't know about that. 319 00:15:01,940 --> 00:15:04,380 We had some pretty wild nights. 320 00:15:04,440 --> 00:15:06,400 Oh, do tell. 321 00:15:08,370 --> 00:15:09,540 How about a toast? 322 00:15:09,780 --> 00:15:11,059 To Kathleen... 323 00:15:11,060 --> 00:15:13,779 I couldn't ask for a savvier business partner 324 00:15:13,780 --> 00:15:15,880 or a foxier girlfriend. 325 00:15:15,950 --> 00:15:17,280 I love this man. 326 00:15:18,550 --> 00:15:20,440 You two are so cute. 327 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,160 Aren't they so cute? 328 00:15:22,230 --> 00:15:23,240 Oh, yeah, 329 00:15:23,300 --> 00:15:25,860 never thought Greg would be with a girl like Kathleen. 330 00:15:26,640 --> 00:15:29,540 - Oh, and to Jessica. - Yes, to Jessica. 331 00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:31,430 Such a natural talent. 332 00:15:31,500 --> 00:15:33,500 - So cute. - Oh, she is adorable. 333 00:15:33,520 --> 00:15:35,199 - Do you like kids? - Oh, actually 334 00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:37,520 I'm more of a dog person. 335 00:15:37,900 --> 00:15:40,040 Oh, and Bonnie. 336 00:15:40,100 --> 00:15:41,539 We love you Bonnie. 337 00:15:41,540 --> 00:15:43,710 - Here, here. - Here, here. 338 00:15:43,780 --> 00:15:45,620 Can I ask a question? 339 00:15:45,940 --> 00:15:47,400 What are we celebrating? 340 00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:49,710 What do you mean? 341 00:15:50,020 --> 00:15:52,040 I don't know what we're celebrating. 342 00:15:52,650 --> 00:15:55,450 The whole single mom thing isn't really working for me, 343 00:15:55,460 --> 00:15:59,230 and, sure, I kicked the ex out, and I didn't even blink. 344 00:15:59,240 --> 00:16:02,000 It was a good, strong start, but then I realized 345 00:16:02,020 --> 00:16:04,240 I needed money, so I got a job. That sounds good, right? 346 00:16:04,280 --> 00:16:07,260 But then the whole thing started to fall apart because 347 00:16:07,330 --> 00:16:09,560 my paycheck is a freakin' joke. 348 00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:11,930 That's 'cause you just started. 349 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:14,220 You know, once everyone sees how fantastic you are, 350 00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:15,386 you're gonna move up quickly. 351 00:16:15,410 --> 00:16:16,680 Don't give me advice, Diana. 352 00:16:16,690 --> 00:16:18,880 Your career isn't exactly skyrocketing. 353 00:16:19,010 --> 00:16:20,979 Actually, I'm doing quite well. 354 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:24,450 So in order to become an independent woman, 355 00:16:24,520 --> 00:16:27,780 I have to willing to be completely dependent 356 00:16:27,860 --> 00:16:29,660 on my 11-year-old daughter. 357 00:16:29,740 --> 00:16:34,120 So that is why I'm asking you what are we celebrating? 358 00:16:36,860 --> 00:16:39,110 Jessica booking her first commercial 359 00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:41,240 and you being her amazing mama. 360 00:16:42,480 --> 00:16:46,860 What? Oh, am I the goddamn mother of the year? 361 00:16:46,940 --> 00:16:50,640 Is that what we're celebrating? I didn't know. 362 00:16:50,720 --> 00:16:52,699 This is so unexpected. 363 00:16:52,700 --> 00:16:55,240 Thank you all for coming tonight. 364 00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:59,380 First of all, I'd like to thank Kathleen and Greg 365 00:16:59,440 --> 00:17:01,630 for showing my daughter what it feels like 366 00:17:01,640 --> 00:17:03,650 to have to work for a living. 367 00:17:03,980 --> 00:17:06,300 You're a little drunk. You should just sit down. 368 00:17:06,360 --> 00:17:10,200 And I'd also like to thank Diana for tearing herself away 369 00:17:10,260 --> 00:17:13,540 from doing absolutely nothing in order to be here. 370 00:17:14,480 --> 00:17:15,880 I was actually very busy. 371 00:17:15,920 --> 00:17:17,580 Tonight was my only free night, so. 372 00:17:17,600 --> 00:17:20,540 Lastly, I'd like to give special thanks to my daughters 373 00:17:20,600 --> 00:17:24,020 who couldn't be here tonight because one was so exhausted 374 00:17:24,040 --> 00:17:25,939 from hawking orange juice 375 00:17:25,940 --> 00:17:28,050 and the other won't speak to me 376 00:17:28,060 --> 00:17:29,726 because she thinks I've driven her father away. 377 00:17:29,750 --> 00:17:31,260 Thank you so much. 378 00:17:37,220 --> 00:17:38,780 So what's for dessert? 379 00:17:42,010 --> 00:17:43,010 This is real quaint. 380 00:17:43,030 --> 00:17:44,759 It's a house. 381 00:17:44,760 --> 00:17:46,380 Yes, it is. 382 00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:51,160 Thanks for bringing me home. 383 00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:52,860 I'm sorry about Bonnie. 384 00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:54,190 She isn't normally like that. 385 00:17:54,260 --> 00:17:55,800 What's dinner without a show? 386 00:17:59,160 --> 00:18:01,200 It was very nice to meet you. 387 00:18:04,070 --> 00:18:06,100 - Yeah. - Good night, Diana. 388 00:18:06,260 --> 00:18:07,880 Good night. 389 00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:16,340 Sure, Diana, I'd love to. 390 00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:17,940 What's your number? 391 00:18:19,750 --> 00:18:21,900 It's 10:15, Diana. 392 00:18:23,150 --> 00:18:25,150 You have work in the morning. 393 00:18:25,220 --> 00:18:28,120 If you don't get enough sleep, your eyes get puffy. 394 00:18:28,560 --> 00:18:29,840 I'm not doing this. 395 00:18:29,880 --> 00:18:32,040 - I've already had a bad night. - I don't doubt it. 396 00:18:32,060 --> 00:18:34,060 You went on a date with a homosexual. 397 00:18:37,460 --> 00:18:39,220 I'm just telling you the truth. 398 00:18:40,070 --> 00:18:42,240 - You didn't even meet him. - I didn't need to. 399 00:18:42,310 --> 00:18:43,480 I saw him from the window, 400 00:18:43,500 --> 00:18:44,720 and I know the type. 401 00:18:44,760 --> 00:18:47,010 Articulate, immaculately dressed, 402 00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:48,220 perfectly groomed. 403 00:18:49,050 --> 00:18:51,840 So what? He dresses well, and he gets his hair cut. 404 00:18:51,920 --> 00:18:53,750 You're a beautiful woman. 405 00:18:53,820 --> 00:18:55,320 He's not a normal man. 406 00:18:55,420 --> 00:18:57,120 He didn't even try to kiss you. 407 00:18:57,190 --> 00:18:59,560 Maybe he put off by my puffy eyes. 408 00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:01,180 How did you meet him? 409 00:19:02,420 --> 00:19:03,880 He's a friend of Greg's. 410 00:19:04,020 --> 00:19:05,530 I see. 411 00:19:05,600 --> 00:19:09,110 In that case, Kathleen might have a problem too. 412 00:19:09,120 --> 00:19:11,020 They tend to stick together. 413 00:19:11,570 --> 00:19:13,770 Oh, my God, Mother, he's not gay. 414 00:19:13,780 --> 00:19:15,140 He's in show business. 415 00:19:16,310 --> 00:19:18,940 I cannot believe Bonnie would say those things at dinner. 416 00:19:19,010 --> 00:19:20,910 I've never seen her like that. 417 00:19:23,980 --> 00:19:25,580 I'm not gonna let it ruin a great day. 418 00:19:37,930 --> 00:19:39,420 Greg, honey? 419 00:19:39,580 --> 00:19:41,420 Hmm? 420 00:19:43,100 --> 00:19:44,660 What's wrong? 421 00:19:45,140 --> 00:19:46,920 You've been acting strangely all night. 422 00:19:47,840 --> 00:19:49,610 Nothing. 423 00:19:51,980 --> 00:19:53,610 Okay. 424 00:19:55,180 --> 00:19:56,950 - Kathleen... - Yes? 425 00:20:00,990 --> 00:20:02,880 You know that I love you, don't you? 426 00:20:03,820 --> 00:20:05,460 Of course I do. 427 00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:07,760 Why do you ask? 428 00:20:08,590 --> 00:20:11,480 I just... I never want you to think that I don't. 429 00:20:12,930 --> 00:20:15,660 You know that, right? 430 00:20:16,670 --> 00:20:17,880 I do. 431 00:20:18,840 --> 00:20:20,700 I love you too. 432 00:20:55,370 --> 00:20:57,110 Mm. 433 00:21:12,420 --> 00:21:14,280 - Thank you. - Yep. 434 00:21:26,300 --> 00:21:28,560 Here's the check for Becca's tuition. 435 00:21:28,940 --> 00:21:30,710 I'm sure you know where to put it. 436 00:21:35,740 --> 00:21:40,640 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.addic7ed.com -- 30851

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