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Stan, James had me sign for this.
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Who's James?
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James is our mailman, hon.
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I'm home alone a lot.
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Sometimes, I pretend we're old friends
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when he's putting mail in the...
you know, the thing.
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A fun fact about James...
I made up his name.
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Oh, I guess
I've never really thought about
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what you do all day.
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Whenever you're not here,
she'll walk straight up to a wall
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and stand there, "Blair Witch" style.
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It is messed up, Stan.
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The notice is from my
father's storage unit.
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It's going to auction unless I claim it.
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Awesome!
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A whole garage full of Grandpa's stuff!
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Not "awesome," Steve.
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Grandpa Jack's a criminal.
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Most of that stuff's stolen, no doubt.
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And all of it's tainted.
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I forbid anyone from going
near that unit, including me.
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I forbid myself.
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Damn!
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Now, I want all of you to
forget about the notice.
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In fact, let's sit here in silence
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until Grandpa's unit is
erased from our memories.
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No can do, Stan.
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I've been in way too many
steam rooms with Jack
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to forget that unit.
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Me and the other spa rats
used to call him "Tall Boy"
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because he'd always
be drinking tall boys
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while he steamed up
that thermos-sized hog.
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_
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I really hope there's a
Darryl Strawberry rookie card
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in your grandpop's unit.
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Sorry, Klaus, even if we found
a Rebecca Lobo rookie card,
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I'd leave it there.
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Dad would be so angry if
he found out about this.
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I just want to learn a little
bit more about Grandpa.
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You'd take the Lobo.
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I'd have to.
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Oh, looks like it's that one over there.
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What's up, dick-a-loos?
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Roger? What are you doing here?
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Just "Storage War"ed the
crap out of this auction.
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I went all in.
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Had a really good feeling
about this bad boy.
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About to find out what
my 800 bones got me.
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Oh, shit, it's all doll heads!
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I don't need these.
I already have a bunch of doll heads.
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I keep them down in a storage
unit I quit paying for.
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Figured some sucker
would buy it at auction.
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Damn it, this is my unit!
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Which means...
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My bumper-pool table!
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Hey, guys, where ya going?
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I'm starting a thing here!
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Both: Whoa!
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Steve: Grandpa had a garbage truck?
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Steve, did you notice there
wasn't one black doll head?
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? Good morning, U.S.A. ?
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? I got a feelin'
that it's gonna be a wonderful day ?
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? The sun in the sky has
a smile on his face ?
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? And he's shinin'
a salute to the American race ?
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? Oh, boy, it's swell to say ?
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- ? Good... ?
- ? Good morning, U.S.A. ?
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Aah!
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? Good morning, U.S.A. ?
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Mmm.
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Cake does taste better outside.
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[Rumbling]
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[Brakes hiss]
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I told him not to go to that unit.
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[Plate shattering]
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My cake!
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Out of the truck, now!
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But I'm a fish, Stan... I'm so high up.
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I need assistance.
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Hey!
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This thing's going back in storage.
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Why?
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I told you not to go there,
and you disobeyed me.
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You're already being
corrupted by your grandpa.
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[Engine revs]
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God, I've always wanted
to drive one of these.
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This is so cool... eating cake outside
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and then driving a garbage truck.
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What an amazing day!
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Hey, Rog, is it cool if I
play a little bumper pool?
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[Chuckling] Oh, cute.
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You want to play bumper pool.
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Yeah, that's...
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what you do... play it.
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You're so stupid, I can't even
look at your face right now.
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But go ahead, have at it.
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Rail, bumper, bumper,
rail, bumper, hole.
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Shatter.
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[Glass shattering]
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Good golly, she's a natural.
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She could beat South Dakota Slim.
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South Dakota who?
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South Dakota Slim... the best
bumper pool player in the world.
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And you've got what it
takes to take him down.
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Wow!
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You really think I got what it takes?
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I just said that.
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Anyway, I'm taking you on
the bumper-pool circuit!
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By the time I'm done with you,
you'll be...
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cool as a cuecumber.
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I instantly realized that didn't work.
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Hey, Smith & Son is back!
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[Tires screech]
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Smith & Son!
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Get a job, dumbass!
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Waste removal!
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Yeah, Smith & Son!
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Dad, see them?
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They're all looking at us.
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Rude. Grab the wheel.
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These looky-loos are about
to lose a staring contest.
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You blinked!
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[Sighs]
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- [Honks horn]
- Smith & Son!
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Get a job, dumbass!
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That's right, son, we're garbage men.
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Now, stop spying on me in my mirrors.
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[Horn honking]
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Dad, are you okay?
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I'm better than okay.
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I just had a good memory of my father...
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a time when he was an honest,
hard-working garbage man.
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See, the truck's not so bad.
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I found the old route list
while you were driving
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with your eyes closed.
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What do you say we give it a whirl?
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What the hell... for old time's sake.
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And for new time's sake. Because...
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? Good memories last forever ?
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Is that a song?
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It could be.
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[Brakes hiss]
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This is it.
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Don't you want to collect some trash?
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It's a two-man job, Steve.
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Little man gets the trash,
big man works the lever.
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Ooh, I want to pull the le...
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I'm the lever guy!
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[Grunts]
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You remind me of Jack Smith.
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[Screams] Snuck up on me.
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Your voice, uh, maybe not so much.
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Jack's my grandpop. I'm Steve.
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Enzo Pierotti.
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It pleases me that Smith
& Son is back in business.
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We've been using my son to do our runs.
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Your runs?
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Tony!
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'Buca?
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No, Tony, not time for sambuca.
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Time for accordion.
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[Grunts]
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My son was training for the Olympics,
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but now he's just an alcoholic.
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So, that's why
he's doing all the jumping.
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[Grunts]
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Ooh, can you play "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida"?
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Oh, I don't play these things.
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Drop this at Chiang's Chop Suey.
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They'll be expecting you.
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Is this illegal?
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Just do as your grandpa did...
less questions, the better,
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unless it's about what
to order from Chiang's.
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My answer... the suey.
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Stan: Can I pull the lever, Steve?
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I'm itching for it!
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Hit it!
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Mwah! Mwah!
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Damn, Steve. Two kisses.
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That guy's into you.
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Um, Dad,
maybe we should return the truck
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and forget all about this garbage stuff.
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That guy back there
gave me an accordion...
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What a great memory for you.
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This is bringing a lot of
memories back for me, too.
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Thank you, Steve.
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You've helped remind me
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that there was a good side to my father.
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So, next up...
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Chiang's Chop Suey.
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Chiang's! I loved that place as a kid.
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I used to play around with the waiters
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by imitating their
thick Chinese accents.
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Yep, I was a real racist little shit.
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[Crickets chirping]
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Steve:
Besides serving up killer chop suey,
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Chiang's served me two
sacks of fortune cookies
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filled with cocaine.
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Whoa. You better let me test it,
make sure it's real yayo.
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Klaus, you're in recovery.
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For sure, yeah. I was just testing you.
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You're my rock, bro.
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If I could grind you up
and snort you, I would.
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So, then, I had to take the "cookies"
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to Rinaldo's Dry Cleaners,
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exchange them for boxes
labeled "hangers,"
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which I then took straight to the dump.
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It sounds like you've got
quite the racket going.
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What's the problem?
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The problem's that my
dad thinks it's legit.
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If he finds out the truth
about Grandpa's business,
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it'll break his heart.
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Why don't you just go clean?
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I can't.
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Our truck is ancient.
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It can't compete in the
legit garbage world.
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But if I can put
together enough scratch,
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I can buy one of these.
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- The Sidewinder XTR?
- You know it?
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Steve, I have a poster of the same one,
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but in forest green.
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Oh, forest green would be nice.
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This baby has automated arms,
dual steering.
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Steve, I'm still making payments
on my poster of the XTR.
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How are you going to buy a real one?
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All I need to do is move
accordions and fortune cookies
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for a bit longer,
and Smith & Son can go clean.
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Hold on a minute. Where?
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Where do you have a poster?
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- You don't have a room.
- I...
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put it up in that little alcove
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between the kitchen and the garage.
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I've come to think of it as my room.
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It's coming down.
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Honestly, Klaus,
who the hell do you think you are?
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You know you're not supposed to
put anything up on our walls.
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[Engine idling]
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Mmm.
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The way the dashboard and windshield
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smush the hash browns
together with the sausage...
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We should call them "dash browns."
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- You just think of that?
- Just now.
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[Loud burp]
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- [Little burp]
- You're getting better.
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Really?
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[Belching] Yes.
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So, are you enjoying spending
time with your old man?
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What's not to enjoy?
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Steve, check out
this new spin-kick I learned.
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[Playing "The Boys Are Back in Town"]
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- Is that...?
- Thin Lizzy, man.
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[Playing "The Boys Are Back in Town"]
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Just needs drums.
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["The Boys Are Back in Town" Plays]
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? Guess who just got back today? ?
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? Them wild-eyed boys
that had been away ?
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? Haven't changed that much to say ?
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? But, man,
I still think them cats are crazy ?
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? They were askin' if you were around ?
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? How you was,
where you could be found ?
260
00:10:17,520 --> 00:10:20,454
? Told 'em you make your livin'
downtown ?
261
00:10:20,456 --> 00:10:23,290
? Drivin' all the old men crazy ?
262
00:10:23,292 --> 00:10:24,992
? The boys are back in town ?
263
00:10:24,994 --> 00:10:26,860
? Boys are back in town ?
264
00:10:28,831 --> 00:10:32,166
? I said, "the boys are back in town" ?
265
00:10:32,168 --> 00:10:38,305
? The boys are back in town ?
? The boys are back in town ?
266
00:10:38,307 --> 00:10:40,707
? The boys are back in town ?
267
00:10:42,478 --> 00:10:44,278
Roger, where are you taking me?
268
00:10:44,280 --> 00:10:47,114
To the center of the
bumper-pool universe.
269
00:10:47,116 --> 00:10:48,682
Prepare yourself.
270
00:10:49,485 --> 00:10:51,585
This is just a bunch of kids.
271
00:10:51,587 --> 00:10:53,754
Poor kids. That's who's best at bumping.
272
00:10:53,756 --> 00:10:56,323
Their parents work all day,
so they hang out here,
273
00:10:56,325 --> 00:10:58,258
honing their rec-center gaming skills
274
00:10:58,260 --> 00:11:01,962
until it's time for chopped up
hot dogs and canned green beans.
275
00:11:01,964 --> 00:11:04,464
But the real action happens in the back.
276
00:11:04,466 --> 00:11:06,833
- Hi!
- Nope, get out.
277
00:11:06,835 --> 00:11:08,202
Yep, this is the place.
278
00:11:08,204 --> 00:11:09,903
That gentleman was nice
enough to remind me
279
00:11:09,905 --> 00:11:12,439
I'm not allowed back there
until I settle my debts.
280
00:11:12,441 --> 00:11:14,541
But you go beat everyone in there,
281
00:11:14,543 --> 00:11:16,743
you'll get South Dakota
Slim's attention.
282
00:11:16,745 --> 00:11:18,679
Man, suddenly, I'm,
like, really nervous.
283
00:11:18,681 --> 00:11:20,080
I-I don't think I can do it.
284
00:11:20,082 --> 00:11:22,249
Sounds like you need a pep talk.
285
00:11:22,251 --> 00:11:25,852
South Dakota Slim! South Dakota Slim!
286
00:11:25,854 --> 00:11:28,789
South Dakota Slim!
287
00:11:28,891 --> 00:11:30,424
South Dakota Slim!
288
00:11:30,426 --> 00:11:32,693
South Dakota... South Dakota Slim!
289
00:11:32,695 --> 00:11:34,561
Let's get him!
290
00:11:37,666 --> 00:11:42,236
Uh, Dad, I was thinking,
why don't we swing by Chiang's
291
00:11:42,238 --> 00:11:43,537
and grab some grub for the fam?
292
00:11:43,539 --> 00:11:44,871
Don't got to twist my arm.
293
00:11:44,873 --> 00:11:47,474
- Seat-belt check.
- [Brakes squeal]
294
00:11:53,482 --> 00:11:55,597
Oh, dang... free fortune.
295
00:11:57,786 --> 00:11:59,219
It can't be.
296
00:12:00,789 --> 00:12:02,222
They wouldn't.
297
00:12:03,826 --> 00:12:05,259
[Snorts]
298
00:12:05,261 --> 00:12:06,893
It's cocaine!
299
00:12:06,895 --> 00:12:08,795
[Upbeat music plays]
300
00:12:08,797 --> 00:12:10,764
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
301
00:12:26,081 --> 00:12:27,414
Steve...
302
00:12:27,416 --> 00:12:29,316
what have you done?
303
00:12:35,190 --> 00:12:36,823
[Farts]
304
00:12:36,825 --> 00:12:38,292
Got it.
305
00:12:41,563 --> 00:12:45,499
Sorry, Lenny, but this game is over.
306
00:12:48,103 --> 00:12:50,937
Keep it. Consider Roger paid up.
307
00:12:53,609 --> 00:12:56,943
What? What?
308
00:12:56,945 --> 00:12:58,278
Whoa, magic stick?
309
00:12:58,280 --> 00:12:59,846
No, it screws in.
310
00:12:59,848 --> 00:13:02,107
It's... It's got a thread, see?
311
00:13:02,142 --> 00:13:04,351
Huh. Just screws in like a light bulb.
312
00:13:04,353 --> 00:13:05,786
Roger!
313
00:13:06,889 --> 00:13:08,322
What?
314
00:13:10,326 --> 00:13:12,326
Cripes, they forgot the chop sticks.
315
00:13:12,328 --> 00:13:13,627
It won't feel authentic.
316
00:13:13,629 --> 00:13:16,263
How am I supposed to
eat my moo shu pizza?
317
00:13:16,265 --> 00:13:18,832
Dad, bit of a moo shu fiasco over here.
318
00:13:18,834 --> 00:13:20,701
Let's talk damage control.
319
00:13:22,427 --> 00:13:23,874
_
320
00:13:24,840 --> 00:13:26,139
[Brakes squeal]
321
00:13:26,141 --> 00:13:27,474
What are we doing here?
322
00:13:27,476 --> 00:13:29,509
This is why we're here.
323
00:13:30,979 --> 00:13:33,280
- What was that?
- Damn it, you know what!
324
00:13:33,282 --> 00:13:34,915
I found it in a fortune cookie!
325
00:13:34,917 --> 00:13:36,216
Dad, I-I can explain.
326
00:13:36,218 --> 00:13:37,417
When did this start?
327
00:13:37,419 --> 00:13:38,952
30 years ago!
328
00:13:38,954 --> 00:13:41,421
So, you've been lying to
your old man for 30 years?
329
00:13:41,423 --> 00:13:43,924
No! It was Grandpa's racket!
330
00:13:43,926 --> 00:13:45,592
But you were so happy,
331
00:13:45,594 --> 00:13:47,994
I didn't want to ruin the one
good memory you had with him.
332
00:13:47,996 --> 00:13:49,296
I knew it!
333
00:13:49,298 --> 00:13:51,932
My dad was crooked,
and now he's corrupted my son!
334
00:13:51,934 --> 00:13:54,301
But, Dad, it... it was only temporary!
335
00:13:54,303 --> 00:13:57,270
With this last delivery,
now we have the money to go legit.
336
00:13:57,272 --> 00:14:00,707
More lies from Steve, the lie boy!
337
00:14:00,709 --> 00:14:03,243
Why? Why didn't you tell me?!
338
00:14:03,245 --> 00:14:05,078
Did you think I couldn't handle it?!
339
00:14:05,080 --> 00:14:06,513
Get out!
340
00:14:11,987 --> 00:14:14,454
Smith & Son is over.
341
00:14:15,991 --> 00:14:18,857
Dad, you shouldn't be in
there with the engine running.
342
00:14:18,994 --> 00:14:22,562
Just poke some holes in the door
and get the hell out of here.
343
00:14:29,521 --> 00:14:32,221
Steve, it was wrong, what you did.
344
00:14:32,223 --> 00:14:34,857
But I realize you were
trying to protect me.
345
00:14:34,859 --> 00:14:37,293
I just wish you had been honest with me.
346
00:14:38,363 --> 00:14:39,662
Steve?
347
00:14:39,664 --> 00:14:41,831
Oh, shit, it's all doll heads!
348
00:14:41,833 --> 00:14:44,233
[Gasps] He's going for the truck.
349
00:14:47,172 --> 00:14:48,838
Truck's still here?
350
00:14:53,511 --> 00:14:54,877
I'll show my dad.
351
00:14:54,879 --> 00:14:56,613
With my new truck,
the only thing criminal
352
00:14:56,615 --> 00:15:00,249
about this operation is how
gosh-darn efficient it'll be.
353
00:15:00,251 --> 00:15:01,684
[Chuckles]
354
00:15:03,521 --> 00:15:05,188
What the hell's he doing?
355
00:15:05,190 --> 00:15:06,723
Not on my watch.
356
00:15:08,159 --> 00:15:09,626
Klaus, what's going on in here?
357
00:15:09,628 --> 00:15:11,928
Stan, I'm a member
of this famil... aagh!
358
00:15:11,930 --> 00:15:13,363
[Glass shatters]
359
00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:16,799
Oh, my God.
360
00:15:16,801 --> 00:15:18,134
Hayley, this is it...
361
00:15:18,136 --> 00:15:20,870
South Dakota Slim's unfinished basement!
362
00:15:20,872 --> 00:15:23,139
The Madison Square
Garden of bumper pool.
363
00:15:23,141 --> 00:15:24,540
You're gonna get to play him.
364
00:15:24,542 --> 00:15:25,180
[Door opens]
365
00:15:25,180 --> 00:15:27,176
Here he comes.
366
00:15:28,847 --> 00:15:31,381
Why is he wearing roller bl...
367
00:15:31,383 --> 00:15:32,815
[Sighs]
368
00:15:34,452 --> 00:15:35,818
You're South Dakota Slim?
369
00:15:35,820 --> 00:15:39,889
Yep. Or, as my mom calls me, "Justin."
370
00:15:44,129 --> 00:15:45,561
Hayley, wait!
371
00:15:45,563 --> 00:15:46,763
Where you going?
372
00:15:46,765 --> 00:15:49,032
My thing's coming to a big finish!
373
00:15:49,034 --> 00:15:50,433
Hayley: Bite me, Roger!
374
00:15:50,435 --> 00:15:51,734
Hayley, come back here!
375
00:15:51,736 --> 00:15:54,037
No one walks out on South Dakota Slim!
376
00:15:54,039 --> 00:15:55,738
You hear me? No one walks...
377
00:15:55,740 --> 00:15:57,306
[Screams]
378
00:15:57,308 --> 00:15:59,042
[Groans]
379
00:15:59,044 --> 00:16:00,710
Ouch!
380
00:16:00,712 --> 00:16:05,114
Justin's Mom: Justin Delano Hemingway,
what the hell was that noise?
381
00:16:05,116 --> 00:16:07,750
- Nothing.
- Well, wash up for dinner.
382
00:16:07,752 --> 00:16:11,654
And you'd better not be wearing
your father's roller blades.
383
00:16:11,656 --> 00:16:13,589
I just put new wheels on those blades,
384
00:16:13,591 --> 00:16:16,626
and if they're not still
super-fast when he comes home...
385
00:16:16,628 --> 00:16:18,528
[Muttering] He hasn't
been home for three years.
386
00:16:18,530 --> 00:16:20,296
He's coming home!
387
00:16:20,298 --> 00:16:22,398
He's closing a big deal, that's all.
388
00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:24,033
He's a very important man!
389
00:16:24,402 --> 00:16:26,335
Where do you think you're going?
390
00:16:26,337 --> 00:16:28,271
I'm going to find Dad.
391
00:16:30,709 --> 00:16:32,508
I'm back, baby.
392
00:16:32,510 --> 00:16:35,445
Oh, I knew you'd come home!
393
00:16:35,447 --> 00:16:37,980
And I closed the big deal.
394
00:16:39,217 --> 00:16:41,451
Trying to go legit, my ass.
395
00:16:41,453 --> 00:16:43,486
More like "2 Legit...
396
00:16:43,488 --> 00:16:46,222
2 Quit" crime.
397
00:16:46,224 --> 00:16:47,223
? Hey, hey! ?
398
00:16:47,225 --> 00:16:48,991
I'm going clean, Mr. Pierotti.
399
00:16:48,993 --> 00:16:51,260
Not just clean energy, like my new rig,
400
00:16:51,262 --> 00:16:54,864
but clean business...
like, no more drugs and stuff.
401
00:16:54,866 --> 00:16:56,332
Tony, come quick.
402
00:16:56,334 --> 00:16:58,501
Steve is going clean.
403
00:16:58,503 --> 00:17:00,069
- 'Buca?
- Yes, Tony.
404
00:17:00,071 --> 00:17:01,938
Now is a great time for 'buca.
405
00:17:01,940 --> 00:17:04,073
[Chuckles] You rascals have one for me.
406
00:17:04,075 --> 00:17:06,843
Of course.
You got an honest business to run.
407
00:17:06,845 --> 00:17:08,745
Get out of here.
408
00:17:08,747 --> 00:17:10,646
He didn't take the money.
409
00:17:10,648 --> 00:17:13,249
Frame him at the dump, capisce?
410
00:17:13,251 --> 00:17:14,951
'Buca, 'buca, 'buca!
411
00:17:16,354 --> 00:17:18,688
'Buca!
412
00:17:19,390 --> 00:17:22,091
You and I knew they'd never let him out.
413
00:17:22,093 --> 00:17:25,261
Huh. That 'Buca is quite an athlete.
414
00:17:25,263 --> 00:17:26,896
Is his name "'Buca"?
415
00:17:33,671 --> 00:17:36,072
'Buca!
416
00:17:37,408 --> 00:17:39,142
'Buca's got some talent.
417
00:17:39,144 --> 00:17:40,877
Could it be harnessed?
418
00:17:40,879 --> 00:17:42,311
By me?
419
00:17:46,818 --> 00:17:48,451
[Humming]
420
00:17:48,453 --> 00:17:51,454
If the mob knew their missing
money was going to petunias,
421
00:17:51,456 --> 00:17:52,866
they would not be happy.
422
00:17:55,393 --> 00:17:56,793
Hell of a throw, 'Buca.
423
00:17:56,795 --> 00:17:59,395
Is there any field event
you haven't mastered?
424
00:17:59,397 --> 00:18:01,931
I'm confident now his name is 'Buca.
425
00:18:05,837 --> 00:18:08,104
Oh, God, they're gonna search his truck!
426
00:18:10,508 --> 00:18:11,941
A Sidewinder XTR.
427
00:18:11,943 --> 00:18:14,377
Yep. About to pop her dump cherry.
428
00:18:14,379 --> 00:18:15,511
That's disgusting, man.
429
00:18:15,513 --> 00:18:17,180
We're just gonna have a
quick look in the back,
430
00:18:17,182 --> 00:18:20,149
and you and this slut
can be on your way.
431
00:18:21,953 --> 00:18:24,187
[Tires squeal]
432
00:18:25,757 --> 00:18:27,190
Dad, what the hell?!
433
00:18:27,192 --> 00:18:28,891
This is our new truck!
434
00:18:28,893 --> 00:18:31,127
You were about to get inspected!
435
00:18:31,129 --> 00:18:32,261
So what?
436
00:18:32,263 --> 00:18:35,298
I made Smith & Son
Garbage Company clean.
437
00:18:36,801 --> 00:18:38,935
I got to get there before them.
438
00:18:38,937 --> 00:18:42,305
It's time for the
ultimate seat-belt check.
439
00:18:48,446 --> 00:18:49,946
Oh, my God!
440
00:18:49,948 --> 00:18:51,848
Dad, are you okay?
441
00:18:53,484 --> 00:18:54,784
Of course I am.
442
00:18:54,786 --> 00:18:56,853
I knew the dash browns would protect me
443
00:18:56,855 --> 00:18:58,321
from the broken glass.
444
00:18:58,447 --> 00:18:59,795
Why did you do that?
445
00:18:59,795 --> 00:19:01,958
Because I had to tell you.
446
00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:03,993
I'm sorry I called you a "lie boy."
447
00:19:03,995 --> 00:19:05,328
I know you're no crook.
448
00:19:05,330 --> 00:19:08,030
It's just that...
my father's a bad seed,
449
00:19:08,032 --> 00:19:10,766
and I worry that nothing
good can ever come from him.
450
00:19:10,768 --> 00:19:14,604
But don't you see,
something good did come from Grandpa...
451
00:19:14,606 --> 00:19:15,805
You.
452
00:19:15,807 --> 00:19:17,340
You're a great dad.
453
00:19:17,342 --> 00:19:19,976
And I'll never be anything
like him with you around.
454
00:19:19,978 --> 00:19:21,444
Oh, my God.
455
00:19:21,446 --> 00:19:24,247
I guess something good
can come from a bad seed.
456
00:19:24,249 --> 00:19:27,183
It's been in front of my
face this whole time...
457
00:19:27,185 --> 00:19:28,184
Me.
458
00:19:28,186 --> 00:19:29,785
I'm the something good.
459
00:19:29,787 --> 00:19:31,654
I'm an incredible father.
460
00:19:31,656 --> 00:19:33,723
I'm an incredible guy.
461
00:19:33,725 --> 00:19:35,124
And I came from you.
462
00:19:35,126 --> 00:19:36,692
We're not talking about you, Steve.
463
00:19:36,694 --> 00:19:40,963
We're talking about me... Stan.
464
00:19:40,965 --> 00:19:42,331
Hey, you.
465
00:19:42,333 --> 00:19:45,968
And now, Stan has to save his son.
466
00:19:47,036 --> 00:19:48,905
Holy moly!
467
00:19:48,907 --> 00:19:50,907
They'll put me away for this!
468
00:19:51,943 --> 00:19:53,943
Relax, son, they got no evidence.
469
00:19:53,945 --> 00:19:55,144
What are you talking about?
470
00:19:55,146 --> 00:19:56,846
The whole truck is full of...
471
00:19:56,848 --> 00:19:58,347
[Tires screech]
472
00:20:00,718 --> 00:20:02,518
Get ready to jump!
473
00:20:02,520 --> 00:20:03,753
What, now?
474
00:20:03,755 --> 00:20:05,488
Hold...
475
00:20:05,490 --> 00:20:07,290
We should have jumped back there!
476
00:20:07,292 --> 00:20:08,491
Smarter.
477
00:20:08,493 --> 00:20:09,926
[Screaming]
478
00:20:19,070 --> 00:20:20,503
- Whoa.
- Totally.
479
00:20:20,505 --> 00:20:22,171
How do we get out of here?
480
00:20:22,173 --> 00:20:24,941
Easy... sit here at the landfill
until they cover it over
481
00:20:24,943 --> 00:20:26,242
and turn it into a golf course.
482
00:20:26,244 --> 00:20:28,244
Then we'll caddy for the rich fat cats,
483
00:20:28,246 --> 00:20:29,545
save up our tip money
484
00:20:29,547 --> 00:20:31,380
to pay the entrance fee
to the big tournament,
485
00:20:31,382 --> 00:20:33,816
win it after a close
call at the 18th hole,
486
00:20:33,818 --> 00:20:36,919
then take our prize money
straight to a car dealership,
487
00:20:36,921 --> 00:20:38,387
buy a medium-priced sedan,
488
00:20:38,389 --> 00:20:41,324
and drive the puppy straight
to our home and family.
489
00:20:41,326 --> 00:20:43,359
Or we could call a cab,
490
00:20:43,361 --> 00:20:45,227
which will take us to the Langley Zoo,
491
00:20:45,229 --> 00:20:46,963
where we'll slowly win the trust
492
00:20:46,965 --> 00:20:48,397
of a capuchin monkey named Franklin.
493
00:20:48,399 --> 00:20:49,765
[Chuckles] I think...
494
00:20:49,767 --> 00:20:52,969
I think this methane gas
is giving us the crazies.
495
00:20:52,971 --> 00:20:55,171
Let's rest up and gather our senses.
496
00:20:55,172 --> 00:20:57,172
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