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- (splatter)
- Stan!
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What are you doing with my fancy jam?!
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I'm getting an iguana.
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What are you talking about?
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Duh! I need the jar for my crickets.
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(crickets chirping)
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The guy at the pet store
wouldn't sell me the iguana
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until I could show him
a big jar of crickets...
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to prove I could feed the iguana...
I think.
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I was so excited I
just ran out of there.
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Stan, you jerk!
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That was the jam I got
at Colonial Williamsburg!
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Now I have to go back,
and it's so boring!
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Well, if something's
that important to you,
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maybe put a note on it!
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Oven's clean.
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I feel like I'm always
screwing up with Francine.
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- You are. That's accurate.
- Gets me tense.
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- I feel like I'm wound so tight.
- You are.
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You're like a wire that's been wound
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around a thing super tight.
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That's me. You're telling my story.
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You got to cut loose.
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Cutting loose. That's the dream.
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Well, let's do it.
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You're my boy,
and I'm always here to help.
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Sorry, I'm kind of down to the dregs,
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but we'll make it work.
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- (glass shatters)
- To cutting loose.
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(to the tune of "Footloose")
Loose
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Cut loose
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Let us drink some more booze
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Wow
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Oh, wow
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Chug this blue Cura?ao
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Lis... terine
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It's a booze 'cause it's green
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Quaker Stake
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- (music stops)
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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(slurring) I have a better idea.
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We can drink this.
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(slurring) It's got a... a note on it.
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Ho, ho, ho!
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I'm Santa.
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You should get coal, but it's wine.
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(laughs)
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(cork pops)
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I think it's happening.
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I'm loose.
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I'm turnin' it loose
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Good morning, U.S.A.
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I got a feelin'
that it's gonna be a wonderful day
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The sun in the sky has
a smile on his face
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And he's shinin'
a salute to the American race
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Oh, boy, it's swell to say
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-
Good...
-
Good morning, U.S.A.
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Aah!
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Good morning, U.S.A.
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Okay.
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The cheapest Faberge egg is $79,000?
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He's worth it.
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Can I get that with a side
of bejeweled hash browns?
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(laughs) Nothing.
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Guess you're all business
down there in Clearwater, huh?
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Okay, Stan Smith.
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Visa 481...
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- Roger?
- Nope!
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- Are you wearing my pants?
- With your blessing.
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We both agreed I look better in them.
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"Stan, do not drink." (gasps)
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Was this on Francine's wine?
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Oh, God, this is
so much worse than the jam!
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KLAUS: Stan, it's me.
I've come to reprimand you
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for using Francine's jam!
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You know what I love
about going to the movies?
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Turning my phone back on.
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My favorite part is
clapping at random credits
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like I'm a Hollywood insider.
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That's what Barry does.
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He claps for the Grips.
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Barry? Who's Barry?
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My friend, Barry.
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Hmm. No. I don't think I've met him.
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You're telling me
you've never met Barry?
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I don't think... The Japanese kid?
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No, the fat one. He's super fat.
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Just think, you got to know Barry.
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I am thinking, Steve.
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All I do is think.
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This is crazy. Do... Do you know Snot?
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Um...
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Snot's not for everyone, but Barry...
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Barry's for you.
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This has to happen.
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Think I forgot my hoodie in the theater.
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Yeah, yeah, great. Go get it.
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Enjoy these last few days
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of being Jeff who doesn't know Barry.
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Arrangements must be made.
Everything has to be perfect.
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What if I do too much
and ruin everything?
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You know, I'm gonna be hands off.
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Let nature take its course.
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But... sometimes,
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nature needs... a little push.
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(sips)
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There are many ways to play this.
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The wine's out of stock everywhere.
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The vineyard doesn't even exist anymore.
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I'm screwed.
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Francine will never forgive
me for drinking that wine.
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What if we made the wine?
What if we just made it?
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Have you seen "The Martian"?
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If Matt Damon can grow
potatoes out of his own feces,
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we can do this,
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especially if we already had
some of Matt Damon's feces.
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(rattles)
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It's dry because it's from
"School Ties."
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Can't have Francine
knowing what we're up to.
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This way,
whenever she looks out the window,
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she'll think you're
practicing basketball.
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You don't play basketball on the lawn.
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How about we say I'm playing
"grassketball"?
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Deal.
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Say hello to me,
Mario Vincent Sangervasi.
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How are we gonna make an exact replica
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of Francine's wine?
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We're gonna make it exactly the same way
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it was made the first time.
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Same vine, same soil,
imported from France.
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- (thunder rumbles)
- _
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On this day, it was sunny,
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so we're gonna find some sun.
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Two best buds following the weather,
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wherever it takes us...
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"weather" we like it or not.
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(laughs)
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- (cellphone beeps)
- D'you hear that?
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Hey, babe, hey, I'm gonna be spending
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what looks like a
significant amount of time
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working on my jump shot in the backyard.
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I ask that you please not disturb me
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and trust that I will
come out the other side
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a reliable shooting
guard for this family.
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(cellphone beeps)
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Who would've thought the
weather in the Loire Valley
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on this day in July
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could be exactly replicated
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behind a Waffle House
dumpster in Fort Worth.
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I almost forgot.
The wine maker smoked a pipe.
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And that affects the vine?
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It all affects the vine.
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And Cher's "If I Could Turn Back Time"
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was at the top of the charts
when our wine was made.
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Can the vine see your outfit?
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This is for you.
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(gasps)
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Whoa, whoa, whoa! Roger, stop! Roger!
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Oh, is my dick showing, like Cher's did?
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No, there's a tornado!
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Yeah, that's why we're here, silly.
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(tires squeal)
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A twister hit the vines in '89!
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It whipped them around real good.
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Only the sweetest grapes
were left on the vine.
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(wind howling, tires screech)
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This is the big mama, Stan.
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We got to secure the truck!
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Roger, the vine!
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Stan, the Roger!
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(truck creaks)
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Look at us! We're farmers!
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Roger, it seems like we might die here.
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What? Why?
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You were just trying to help me out.
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I'm sorry it ended up like this.
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It's okay.
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You would've done the same for me.
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Uh-huh.
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Hey, Stan.
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Couldn't help but notice you
took a little pause there.
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W-Would you do this for me?
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Um...
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No.
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No, probably not.
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Oh.
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Well, you've hurt me terribly, so...
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(cries)
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(cries)
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(cries)
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There's a corpse in here!
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(cries)
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(cries)
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There's maggots in its mouth!
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I'm going out the top!
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_
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That's Julia. She's new in town.
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I heard she was hurt
terribly by a man she loved.
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Poor, sweet, fragile thing.
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I heard she's looking for a fresh start.
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I heard she had her bottom ribs removed
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so she could go down on herself.
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Gentle song
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Gentle song
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- (bells ring)
- Aah!
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Sorry.
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I didn't mean to startle you.
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No, it's okay. I thought
you were that monster Stan.
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No! I won't even say that name.
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Stan. Never mind.
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You're here to buy dried flowers.
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Anything here catch your eye?
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- This vine.
- The vine's not for sale!
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It's an all-too-perfect reminder
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of a past I never want to remember.
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I couldn't part with it.
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Now, let's get you some dried flowers.
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I have some peonies that are very dry,
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and some tulips that are
quite dry, as well.
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Do you have any dry roses?
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My roses are like bones in a desert.
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Oh, I haven't had a bone
in my desert in years.
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Damn, old lady!
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How's he shooting?
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- I haven't seen him miss.
- Wow.
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That's our guy.
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Hey, what're you guys doing here?
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Jeff is meeting Barry today.
I need the room.
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Oh, God, that's today?
I have to give Jeff his bath!
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You were supposed to give
him a bath last night!
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And you were supposed to go to the mall!
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I didn't want to go by myself.
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(sternly) That's what we have Klaus for.
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Gentle song
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Gentle song
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(screams)
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JESSE: Are you all right?
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I'm Jesse.
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You must be Julia.
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It's very nice to finally meet you.
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Put the whole idea out of your head.
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It'll never happen.
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You're just a silly handsome fool.
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And don't try to follow
me or my flowers.
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Oh, I ran out.
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Well, then definitely
don't try to follow me
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or my trail of Miller Lite tall boys.
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(cans clattering)
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Wow. You really like that fudge.
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(laughs)
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So, why dried flowers?
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I think it's inspiring
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that something once so
vibrant and full of life
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can still be delicately beautiful
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even after so many terrible things
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have happened to me.
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Sounds like dried flowers
are a little like you.
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(scoffs) That seems like a stretch.
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I can't believe that Stan fella.
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If I ever get my hands on him...
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00:10:33,802 --> 00:10:34,869
(exhales slowly)
266
00:10:34,970 --> 00:10:36,804
Oh, Jesse.
267
00:10:36,905 --> 00:10:38,272
Oh, Julia.
268
00:10:38,373 --> 00:10:40,708
Would you go to the
harvest festival with me?
269
00:10:40,809 --> 00:10:42,777
You're sweet as fudge, Jesse,
270
00:10:42,878 --> 00:10:45,112
but I'm just not ready
to get back out there.
271
00:10:45,213 --> 00:10:46,695
Aren't you awfully lonely?
272
00:10:46,695 --> 00:10:49,550
Oh, I have Percy, my service rooster.
273
00:10:49,651 --> 00:10:51,552
We look out for each other.
274
00:10:51,653 --> 00:10:53,320
And of course I have my vine.
275
00:10:53,422 --> 00:10:54,989
Your vine is dying, Julia.
276
00:10:55,090 --> 00:10:57,258
Let me plant it in my field, nurture it,
277
00:10:57,359 --> 00:10:59,627
keep it safe until it's strong again.
278
00:10:59,728 --> 00:11:01,762
How much is that gonna set me back?
279
00:11:01,863 --> 00:11:03,664
I wasn't gonna charge you.
280
00:11:03,765 --> 00:11:06,333
Oh, well, that's really generous of you.
281
00:11:06,435 --> 00:11:08,135
Your half of the fudge is six bucks.
282
00:11:08,236 --> 00:11:09,770
I... brought you that fudge.
283
00:11:09,871 --> 00:11:11,672
(laughs)
284
00:11:11,773 --> 00:11:13,541
Oh, Jesse.
285
00:11:13,642 --> 00:11:16,177
(circus theme plays)
286
00:11:16,278 --> 00:11:19,513
Julia's perfect.
I think she's... the one.
287
00:11:19,648 --> 00:11:21,182
ROGER: Hey, farmer boy!
288
00:11:25,935 --> 00:11:28,022
Is that dance still available?
289
00:11:28,123 --> 00:11:30,424
Dance? Did I say...
'Cause there's no dance.
290
00:11:30,525 --> 00:11:33,594
More just rides and games and stuff.
291
00:11:33,695 --> 00:11:36,163
Well, if we're not gonna dance,
then I want fried butter.
292
00:11:36,787 --> 00:11:38,203
_
293
00:11:39,367 --> 00:11:40,401
(dings)
294
00:11:40,502 --> 00:11:43,037
Pick your prize! I got Munions.
295
00:11:43,138 --> 00:11:44,672
Just like Minions, but more fun.
296
00:11:44,773 --> 00:11:45,906
When you touch them,
297
00:11:46,007 --> 00:11:48,275
you can feel the shredded
Chinese newspaper inside.
298
00:11:48,376 --> 00:11:49,510
Babies love the sound.
299
00:11:49,611 --> 00:11:51,011
I like the sound of the bell.
300
00:11:51,112 --> 00:11:54,381
The bell is not a prize.
It's part of the game.
301
00:11:54,483 --> 00:11:56,417
Jesse, I want the bell.
302
00:11:56,518 --> 00:11:59,487
Without the bell, my family starves!
303
00:11:59,588 --> 00:12:00,921
I beg you!
304
00:12:01,022 --> 00:12:04,825
Please take a Rastafarian Munion!
305
00:12:04,926 --> 00:12:06,327
(laughing) Oh!
306
00:12:06,428 --> 00:12:10,664
Jesse, this is it!
I'm coming out of my shell!
307
00:12:10,765 --> 00:12:11,532
My bell!
308
00:12:11,633 --> 00:12:13,367
- (grunts)
- (bell dings)
309
00:12:13,468 --> 00:12:15,603
You know what? I don't even care.
310
00:12:15,704 --> 00:12:17,371
I've escaped my old life
311
00:12:17,472 --> 00:12:20,040
and all the horrible darkness of my past
312
00:12:20,141 --> 00:12:21,575
is behind me forever!
313
00:12:21,676 --> 00:12:25,779
(both laugh)
314
00:12:25,914 --> 00:12:27,581
315
00:12:27,682 --> 00:12:29,917
I'd like to test my strength.
316
00:12:30,018 --> 00:12:31,552
Oh, I don't work here.
317
00:12:31,653 --> 00:12:34,121
I said, I'd like to test my strength.
318
00:12:34,222 --> 00:12:36,390
Uh... I guess we could wrestle.
319
00:12:36,491 --> 00:12:37,892
Hold daddy's butter.
320
00:12:37,993 --> 00:12:40,160
You're going back to your
mom's house with a Munion.
321
00:12:43,231 --> 00:12:44,999
(sighing) I've had
such a wonderful night,
322
00:12:45,100 --> 00:12:48,002
but I hope you understand,
I-I can't let you come inside.
323
00:12:48,103 --> 00:12:49,003
I respect that.
324
00:12:49,104 --> 00:12:51,772
So, you can either do it
on my back or my feet.
325
00:12:51,873 --> 00:12:53,007
Dealer's choice.
326
00:12:53,108 --> 00:12:54,909
Goodnight, sweet Julia!
327
00:12:55,010 --> 00:12:55,910
(engine starts)
328
00:12:56,011 --> 00:12:58,913
Jesse, get back here,
you stupid farm boy!
329
00:13:01,082 --> 00:13:03,751
- (clicking)
- Oh, that farm boy.
330
00:13:03,852 --> 00:13:06,921
Jesse, Jesse, Jesse.
331
00:13:07,022 --> 00:13:08,989
Percy! Stop that clicking.
332
00:13:09,090 --> 00:13:10,491
Damn clicking will be the end of me.
333
00:13:10,592 --> 00:13:11,492
(clicking fades)
334
00:13:11,593 --> 00:13:13,460
Ahh.
335
00:13:13,562 --> 00:13:14,395
(Percy caws)
336
00:13:14,496 --> 00:13:15,296
Percy?
337
00:13:16,598 --> 00:13:17,932
Percy?
338
00:13:20,235 --> 00:13:21,402
Jesse?
339
00:13:24,139 --> 00:13:25,639
(gasps) Stan!
340
00:13:25,740 --> 00:13:26,907
(bawks)
341
00:13:27,008 --> 00:13:28,576
How'd you track me down?
342
00:13:28,677 --> 00:13:31,245
You kept sending me postcards
about how happy you are now
343
00:13:31,346 --> 00:13:33,480
and how much you like your
new friends better than me,
344
00:13:33,582 --> 00:13:35,983
and then you sent me driving
directions to your house.
345
00:13:36,084 --> 00:13:38,452
And you just had to come
and beg my forgiveness
346
00:13:38,553 --> 00:13:40,554
and tell me how much you appreciate me,
347
00:13:40,655 --> 00:13:43,290
how much you miss me,
and how much you want me back.
348
00:13:43,391 --> 00:13:45,526
Well, obviously you'll stop at nothing,
349
00:13:45,627 --> 00:13:47,294
so I might as well pack my bags
350
00:13:47,395 --> 00:13:50,164
and get to know this new you
you keep talking so much about.
351
00:13:50,265 --> 00:13:53,300
Now, it's gonna take me some
time to forgive you completely.
352
00:13:53,401 --> 00:13:54,702
I'm there. 100% forgiven.
353
00:13:54,803 --> 00:13:56,236
Get over here... You know what?
354
00:13:56,338 --> 00:13:57,972
You've already come so far.
I'll come to you.
355
00:13:58,073 --> 00:13:59,306
- I'm here for the vine.
- (clicking)
356
00:13:59,407 --> 00:14:01,942
The vine? This is the new you?
357
00:14:02,043 --> 00:14:03,811
'Cause he sure seems... Damn it, Percy!
358
00:14:03,945 --> 00:14:05,679
- Stop the clicking!
- (Percy bawks)
359
00:14:05,780 --> 00:14:06,947
Roger, that's enough!
360
00:14:07,048 --> 00:14:08,315
Grab the vine. We're going home.
361
00:14:08,416 --> 00:14:10,517
No! I'm the one who's had enough!
362
00:14:10,619 --> 00:14:11,986
(door slams)
363
00:14:12,087 --> 00:14:15,522
Oh, thank God, Jesse!
The man who hurt me is here.
364
00:14:15,657 --> 00:14:17,558
And you brought the whole town, perfect.
365
00:14:17,659 --> 00:14:19,293
Go give him the country business.
366
00:14:19,394 --> 00:14:21,829
And you have torches. Nice touch.
367
00:14:21,930 --> 00:14:23,530
Oh, this guy's got, like, a scepter.
368
00:14:23,632 --> 00:14:25,065
That's cool.
369
00:14:25,166 --> 00:14:27,067
Oh, and you're tying me up
so I'm not tempted
370
00:14:27,168 --> 00:14:29,403
to join the fight...
Always the gentleman.
371
00:14:29,504 --> 00:14:31,038
Now, here's something I can't figure.
372
00:14:31,139 --> 00:14:33,841
Why are these fine folks
putting on crow masks?
373
00:14:34,843 --> 00:14:37,378
To honor the Crow God!
374
00:14:37,512 --> 00:14:40,948
She's the one! Grab the sacrifice!
375
00:14:43,451 --> 00:14:47,921
Now drive me to safety, benevolent mob.
376
00:14:48,023 --> 00:14:49,416
(all cheering)
377
00:14:53,212 --> 00:14:56,881
We gather to make a
sacrifice to the Crow God.
378
00:14:56,982 --> 00:14:59,117
EDWIN: Sacrifice to the Crow God!
379
00:14:59,218 --> 00:15:01,286
Really, Edwin?
You gonna do this right now?
380
00:15:01,387 --> 00:15:03,054
"You're gonna do this right now?"
381
00:15:03,155 --> 00:15:05,056
You're just mad
'cause you're not head Crow guy.
382
00:15:05,157 --> 00:15:07,625
(sarcastically) "Head Crow guy!" Ung...
383
00:15:07,726 --> 00:15:11,062
Anyway...
only the blood of a pure maiden
384
00:15:11,196 --> 00:15:13,031
will appease the Crow God
385
00:15:13,132 --> 00:15:15,700
and ensure a bountiful corn crop.
386
00:15:15,801 --> 00:15:18,336
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Pure maiden? Me?
387
00:15:18,437 --> 00:15:20,605
I had sex with a guy on
the truck ride over here.
388
00:15:20,706 --> 00:15:23,207
Now, who was he? He had a crow mask on.
389
00:15:24,209 --> 00:15:26,711
Ohh, it was him... brown corduroys.
390
00:15:26,812 --> 00:15:29,213
Her talented mouth tells lies!
391
00:15:29,315 --> 00:15:31,215
Bring forth the executioner.
392
00:15:31,317 --> 00:15:33,785
393
00:15:35,454 --> 00:15:38,022
(crows caw)
394
00:15:40,192 --> 00:15:42,760
On the count of three,
I'm gonna cut your hands free.
395
00:15:42,895 --> 00:15:44,395
Stan?
396
00:15:44,496 --> 00:15:46,064
This is the guy who hurt me!
397
00:15:46,165 --> 00:15:48,299
Get ready for the country business,
Stan.
398
00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:49,667
Kill them both!
399
00:15:49,768 --> 00:15:51,602
(mob shouting)
400
00:15:51,704 --> 00:15:53,271
Jesse, help!
401
00:15:53,372 --> 00:15:56,007
402
00:15:56,530 --> 00:15:57,775
No, I get it, Stan.
403
00:15:58,353 --> 00:16:00,178
I get that they're trying to kill me.
404
00:16:00,593 --> 00:16:02,213
It was just hard for
me to give up the dream
405
00:16:02,314 --> 00:16:04,949
of you getting worked over by
a bunch of country bumpkins.
406
00:16:05,050 --> 00:16:06,951
I'd like to see them try.
407
00:16:07,052 --> 00:16:08,486
I would've been all like, "Bam, bam!
408
00:16:08,587 --> 00:16:09,854
Behind the door! Ba bam!"
409
00:16:09,955 --> 00:16:11,089
Second floor, Stan!
410
00:16:11,190 --> 00:16:12,924
- Bam, bam!
- And I have a machine gun!
411
00:16:13,025 --> 00:16:14,225
(imitating gunfire)
412
00:16:14,360 --> 00:16:15,760
Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam!
413
00:16:15,861 --> 00:16:17,195
- (gun clicking)
- I'm out of ammo.
414
00:16:17,296 --> 00:16:19,130
Have some of mine.
415
00:16:19,231 --> 00:16:20,865
No, for real. Let's go!
416
00:16:23,369 --> 00:16:24,535
(imitates gun cocking)
417
00:16:24,636 --> 00:16:25,870
Just in case.
418
00:16:28,440 --> 00:16:29,807
This is crazy.
419
00:16:29,908 --> 00:16:31,876
Jeff and Barry have
been in there so long.
420
00:16:31,977 --> 00:16:33,311
Well, what if they don't hit it off?
421
00:16:33,412 --> 00:16:35,980
This is the first time
Jeff and Barry have met.
422
00:16:36,081 --> 00:16:38,116
They have a lot of ground to cover.
423
00:16:38,217 --> 00:16:39,484
I think it's a good sign.
424
00:16:39,585 --> 00:16:41,152
We don't know what it is!
425
00:16:41,253 --> 00:16:42,987
We haven't heard peep one out of them!
426
00:16:43,088 --> 00:16:44,655
We heard that sneeze a while ago.
427
00:16:44,757 --> 00:16:45,823
But no "Bless you."
428
00:16:45,924 --> 00:16:47,325
Oh, that is true.
429
00:16:47,459 --> 00:16:50,161
Maybe it was a cough.
Could be what Stan has.
430
00:16:50,262 --> 00:16:52,196
He hasn't been feeling well.
431
00:16:52,297 --> 00:16:53,598
(wind blowing)
432
00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:56,401
(mocking) "Maybe a cough."
433
00:16:56,502 --> 00:16:57,702
Maybe it was a unicorn
434
00:16:57,803 --> 00:16:59,370
farting its way over the rainbow.
435
00:16:59,471 --> 00:17:02,039
Am I the only one not
living in a fantasy world?
436
00:17:02,141 --> 00:17:04,542
You got this guy
swimming around smiling,
437
00:17:04,643 --> 00:17:06,377
playing with his
bubbles like an asshole!
438
00:17:06,478 --> 00:17:07,745
Hey, man, I was playing with the bubbles
439
00:17:07,846 --> 00:17:09,414
for like one second.
440
00:17:09,515 --> 00:17:12,150
No one wants Barry and Jeff
to happen more than me.
441
00:17:12,251 --> 00:17:14,585
More than me?!
442
00:17:14,686 --> 00:17:16,754
It's gorilla time.
443
00:17:16,855 --> 00:17:18,055
Aah!
444
00:17:18,157 --> 00:17:19,290
Aaaaah!
445
00:17:19,391 --> 00:17:20,458
Let him go!
446
00:17:20,592 --> 00:17:22,427
This has been a long time coming.
447
00:17:22,528 --> 00:17:24,529
Oh, God! This is madness!
448
00:17:24,630 --> 00:17:27,365
My babies are gonna kill each other!
449
00:17:27,466 --> 00:17:29,467
- Stop!
- We have an announcement.
450
00:17:29,568 --> 00:17:31,536
(shuddering)
451
00:17:31,637 --> 00:17:35,173
Jeff and I have decided...
452
00:17:35,274 --> 00:17:36,641
to do a project together.
453
00:17:36,742 --> 00:17:38,509
Oh, yeah!
454
00:17:38,610 --> 00:17:42,113
(all cheering)
455
00:17:42,214 --> 00:17:44,549
Everybody wins!
456
00:17:44,945 --> 00:17:46,175
_
457
00:17:49,455 --> 00:17:50,855
(bell dings)
458
00:17:50,956 --> 00:17:52,156
(bell dings)
459
00:17:52,257 --> 00:17:54,659
Quick thinking, Roger.
A dried flower shop.
460
00:17:54,793 --> 00:17:56,861
No one on earth would ever come in here.
461
00:17:56,962 --> 00:17:58,429
(sighs) This is my shop.
462
00:17:58,530 --> 00:17:59,263
What?
463
00:17:59,299 --> 00:18:00,665
Well,
this is the first place they'll look.
464
00:18:00,733 --> 00:18:02,266
I wanted you to see it.
465
00:18:02,367 --> 00:18:04,836
I put a lot of work into
transforming this place.
466
00:18:04,937 --> 00:18:06,971
Can you believe it was
a frame shop before?
467
00:18:07,072 --> 00:18:09,106
But I've utterly erased
all memory of that.
468
00:18:09,208 --> 00:18:11,509
Now when people think of 24 Main Street,
469
00:18:11,610 --> 00:18:13,110
they think about one thing...
470
00:18:13,212 --> 00:18:15,480
buying and selling dried flowers.
471
00:18:15,581 --> 00:18:18,683
That's right. I buy them, too.
It's the GameStop model.
472
00:18:18,784 --> 00:18:20,818
I also sell PlayStation controllers.
473
00:18:20,919 --> 00:18:22,053
(pounding on door)
474
00:18:22,154 --> 00:18:24,689
They're inside the old frame shop!
475
00:18:24,790 --> 00:18:26,123
Son of a bitch.
476
00:18:26,225 --> 00:18:28,426
(bell dings, crashing)
477
00:18:28,527 --> 00:18:31,229
We're totally surrounded.
No weapons, no way out.
478
00:18:31,330 --> 00:18:33,498
Sorry I got you into this, Stan.
479
00:18:33,599 --> 00:18:36,501
I was all hung up on how
far you would go for me.
480
00:18:36,602 --> 00:18:39,403
And all you wanted was to make
things right with Francine.
481
00:18:39,505 --> 00:18:41,405
And all you needed was this.
482
00:18:42,065 --> 00:18:44,542
- Francine's wine.
- I made it from our vine.
483
00:18:44,643 --> 00:18:45,943
I don't even need this.
484
00:18:46,044 --> 00:18:48,613
I slapped a fake label
on a bottle of Diet Rite.
485
00:18:48,714 --> 00:18:50,448
Francine said it was, and I quote,
486
00:18:50,549 --> 00:18:53,184
"The best wine she's
ever had in her life."
487
00:18:53,285 --> 00:18:56,120
(pounding on door)
488
00:18:56,221 --> 00:18:57,455
If you didn't need the vine,
489
00:18:57,556 --> 00:18:58,723
then... then why did you come here?
490
00:18:58,824 --> 00:19:00,491
For you, to bring you home.
491
00:19:00,592 --> 00:19:02,426
But in the tornado,
you said you wouldn't...
492
00:19:02,528 --> 00:19:05,196
Yeah, I know. It's... It's just...
493
00:19:05,297 --> 00:19:08,432
It's hard for me to
talk about my feelings.
494
00:19:08,534 --> 00:19:09,734
I'll do it for you.
495
00:19:09,835 --> 00:19:11,435
Just give my hand a little squeeze
496
00:19:11,537 --> 00:19:13,337
if I'm barking up the right tree.
497
00:19:13,438 --> 00:19:15,039
You care about me, Stan.
498
00:19:15,140 --> 00:19:17,408
You would go to great trouble for me.
499
00:19:19,344 --> 00:19:21,178
Okay, we're getting somewhere.
500
00:19:21,280 --> 00:19:24,682
Our friendship is so profound,
it's like a love.
501
00:19:26,118 --> 00:19:27,552
Aww.
502
00:19:27,653 --> 00:19:29,954
Our love is developing
a sexual component?
503
00:19:30,055 --> 00:19:31,022
(glass shatters)
504
00:19:31,123 --> 00:19:32,123
Oh, I felt something.
505
00:19:32,257 --> 00:19:33,391
I flinched 'cause of the brick.
506
00:19:33,492 --> 00:19:34,959
Riiiight.
507
00:19:35,060 --> 00:19:37,228
To our unconsummated friendship.
508
00:19:40,332 --> 00:19:41,832
To getting loose
509
00:19:41,934 --> 00:19:43,768
before we get murdered by crow people.
510
00:19:43,869 --> 00:19:45,636
(glasses clink)
511
00:19:45,737 --> 00:19:47,605
- Oh, God!
- What do you think?
512
00:19:47,706 --> 00:19:50,575
There were only four grapes,
so I topped it off with gasoline
513
00:19:50,676 --> 00:19:52,109
and a little bit of nitroglycerine...
514
00:19:52,210 --> 00:19:53,411
for the tannins.
515
00:19:53,512 --> 00:19:54,779
That's what gives it its legs.
516
00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:57,014
And it pairs well with fudge.
517
00:19:57,115 --> 00:19:58,649
Oh, I'm fresh out. You know what?
518
00:19:58,750 --> 00:20:00,184
I'll just nip on over to the fudge shop.
519
00:20:00,285 --> 00:20:01,686
Hold up, what's this?
520
00:20:01,787 --> 00:20:03,521
It's my secret tunnel to the fudge shop.
521
00:20:03,622 --> 00:20:05,423
I can't believe you didn't mention this.
522
00:20:05,524 --> 00:20:08,392
Hey, I'm not particularly
proud of stealing fudge, Stan.
523
00:20:08,493 --> 00:20:10,161
But I am proud of my tunnel.
524
00:20:10,262 --> 00:20:13,064
Doesn't feel like a tunnel,
more like a lovely hallway.
525
00:20:13,165 --> 00:20:15,132
(pounding on door)
526
00:20:15,233 --> 00:20:16,634
(bell dings)
527
00:20:16,735 --> 00:20:18,302
(mob shouting)
528
00:20:25,143 --> 00:20:28,813
(classical music plays)
529
00:20:31,984 --> 00:20:35,853
Where the hell did they go?
This is so frustrating.
530
00:20:35,954 --> 00:20:38,489
I'm starting to question if
there even is a Crow God.
531
00:20:39,791 --> 00:20:41,759
Look, a sign from the Crow God.
532
00:20:41,860 --> 00:20:44,261
I never doubted you!
533
00:20:44,363 --> 00:20:46,564
(explosion)
534
00:20:46,665 --> 00:20:47,698
Whoa.
535
00:20:47,799 --> 00:20:50,267
This fudge is amazing.
536
00:20:50,369 --> 00:20:51,869
You should meet the lady who makes it.
537
00:20:51,970 --> 00:20:52,903
Oh, here she comes.
538
00:20:53,005 --> 00:20:54,805
(screaming)
539
00:20:54,906 --> 00:20:56,141
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540
00:20:56,191 --> 00:21:00,741
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