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Aren't you nervous to find out
what you got
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on the history midterm?
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(chuckles)
I'm nervous about the time
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that Cap'n Crunch box
turned me on.
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I know I aced the midterm.
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I got a smiley.
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Ah, there she is.
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Gather 'round, boys.
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You're about to see
my 4.0 face.
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(breathing rapidly)
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Are... you... okay...
Steve?
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You... don't... look...
so... hot.
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Why are you talking like that?
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Too... much... Zoloft.
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And I'm still
so... sad.
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M-Mr. Herschel, I-I think
there's been a mistake.
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You put an "F" here on my test
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but forgot to add
"antastic job, A-plus."
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I was just as surprised
as you, Steve.
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You're usually a big old nerd.
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Wait! I see
what happened here.
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I was one question off
on the Scantron sheet.
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See? Here, I-I'll just take it
again real quick and we...
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Look, this vape pen isn't gonna
smoke itself behind the gym.
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The "F" stands.
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F, F, F, F, F, F.
F! F!
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Aaaaaaah!
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Aaaaaaaaah!
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Don't worry.
Barry know what to do.
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(screaming continues)
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(gulps)
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Now... it's just
gonna take me longer...
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to finish freaking out.
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(slow scream)
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Good morning, U.S.A.
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I got a feelin' that
it's gonna be a wonderful day
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The sun in the sky
has a smile on his face
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And he's shinin' a salute
to the American race
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Oh, boy, it's swell to say
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Good...
Good morning, U.S.A.
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Aah!
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Good morning, U.S.A.
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Buck up, champ. One bad grade's
not the end of the world.
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Look at your mother.
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She's got a great life,
lives in a nice, big house
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and she had nothing but D's.
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Yeah.
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Double D's.
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(psychedelic music plays)
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The point is, it was
just one little mistake.
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You're gonna be fine.
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You know what?
Maybe you're right.
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Of course I'm right.
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Now, bring that sweet
cinnamon noodle on over here.
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It's tousling time.
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Come here, you little rascal!
(laughs)
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You're a little rascal
is what you are.
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Get him! Get that little rascal!
You scamp!
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You're just
a rascally little scamp!
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You little scamp, you. Oh,
he's a scamp is what he is.
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Ow! Now get on out of
here, you little bastard.
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(laughs)
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(sighs)
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Our greatest fear has come true.
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Candyman has escaped
the world of the movies
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and entered ours?!
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Okay. My greatest fear
has come true.
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Grades are all Steve has.
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If he loses that,
what'll he have left?
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His dead-on
Paul Hogan impression?
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Sure, it kills now,
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but how much longer
is that gonna be relevant?
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But you said it was no big deal.
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I didn't want him to panic.
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But what if it wasn't
just a mistake?
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What if his grades
start slipping?
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What kind of life will he have?
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The world will eat him alive.
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Like Candyman?
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Yes, Francine, like Candyman.
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Steve's always been
a soft, sensitive little guy.
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And I've always been there
to protect him.
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And now I have to
protect my boy once more...
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From failure.
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And I need to protect
my girls...
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From gravity.
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(psychedelic music plays)
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(screams)
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(insects chirping)
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Hey, bud.
Just popping in.
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Oh, how's the schoolwork going?
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Pretty good.
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I'm working on my new
history assignment...
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A video presentation
on Charles Lindbergh.
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"Bachelor," Season 1.
Sick!
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The first aviator to fly nonstop
from New York to Paris?
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Oh! Oh, Charles Lindbergh.
Sick!
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And Roger's helping me out
with it.
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Gotcha!
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Hey, Rog, can you hit "record"
on the camera?
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(sighs)
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(strains)
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(click)
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I, Charles Augustus Lindbergh,
born February 4, 1902,
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have just flown my plane,
The Spirit of St. Louis,
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across the Atlantic Ocean.
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It's a good thing Gene Siskel
was murdered by pirates,
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'cause this would've killed him.
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I better step in.
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Now, look, this is great, son,
but if you really want that "A,"
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you're gonna have to go
above and beyond...
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Really dazzle your teacher.
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How do I do that? Well,
I could help you out.
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That'd be great!
Roger, do you care if...
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I never cared, Steve.
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Ah, this is a really hard one.
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Yep, nope.
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Gotcha!
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(birds chirping)
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Men's Ed Hardy "Death or Glory"
low-rise sneakers.
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Color... dragon smoke black.
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Size... 14.
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Now, all I need...
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is a body.
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(somber piano music plays)
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These shiny shoes
will cure my blues
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Und chase the gloom away
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When I dress my body
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The one I'll have someday
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"Co-Ed naked volleyball"
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Is what my shirt will say
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Und puka shells
will sure look swell
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Paired with
a white gold chain
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I'll have no fear,
only joy and cheer
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And a square-cut stud
in my left ear
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When I dress my body,
I'll hear everybody say
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"Hey, that's somebody,
not just anybody"
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When I dress my body
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Someday...
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Klaus!
What the hell?!
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I'm doing a thing in here!
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It's my room!
W-Why are you even...
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Get out!
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My room, Klaus!
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Out!
Aaaaah!
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Fine!
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(door slams)
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Someday
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What better way
to go above and beyond
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than to get some sweet
aerial footage for your movie?
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So I borrowed a drone from work.
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Dad, that's a Predator drone!
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Eh, a drone's a drone.
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I just got in there with my
Leatherman, yanked out the missiles,
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tossed them in the "everything"
drawer in the kitchen.
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No big whoop.
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Now, where's
that car wash coupon?
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Let's start with the scene
where I find out
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my baby's been kidnapped and...
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Actually, I made
one other super-cool change
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I know you're gonna love.
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Steve, meet the new star
of your history project...
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The Rock...'s
friend Vin Diesel...
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Still, technically, a star.
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Uh, we're not actually friends.
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Although, we do own a couple
Long John Silver's together.
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But that's not important.
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What's important is,
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this deathly ill child
has a dream,
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and I'm gonna make it come true.
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You told him I'm
a Make-A-Wish kid, didn't you?
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Am I that far off, Steve?
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What are we doing
at the C.I.A.?
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Oh, just taking advantage
of our...
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top-secret soundstage!
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(indistinct conversations)
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This is where we filmed
the moon landing,
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the JFK assassination,
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and Def Jam's
"How to be a Player."
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Wow! This is gonna be the most
epic history project ever!
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You bet your ass it is.
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Now, wait here. I'm gonna go
check on the script changes.
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Script changes?
What are...
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Apple box flyin' in!
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Dino, let's put sticks
on a half apple
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and fly in a couple of C-47s
so I can jelly-roll
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those Bob Denvers,
and put 'em on an apple box.
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Hey!
You can't touch that!
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(sighs)
And you are?
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Chuck Deptula, union gaffer,
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but everybody calls me
"Cheese."
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You seem to be
a lot more helpful now
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than you were the other day.
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Now the International
Brotherhood of Film Grips,
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Session Drummers and Pool Table
Repairmen has my back, scab.
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That's lunch!
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Hmm. This still doesn't feel
like a guaranteed "A."
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Atlantic Ocean?
Pacific's bigger.
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Steve's teacher will find that
much more impressive.
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I think maybe he'll care
a little bit more
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about historical accuracy.
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Uh, If I didn't care
about historical accuracy,
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would I have stolen
the actual Spirit of St. Louis
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from the Smithsonian?
What?!
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The toughest part was convincing
the guard I came in with it.
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Look, to really impress
your teacher,
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we gotta make this thing
big, exciting, fun.
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Wait...
The Lindbergh baby died?!
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Huge downer, Steve.
Yeah, but...
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What if Lindbergh had a buddy,
like a-a dog or a monkey,
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and the buddy dies instead?
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I'm not sure... You know what?
Now I like the buddy.
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Maybe Lindbergh
brings him back to life
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with the power of RC Cola!
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We gotta work in some product
placement to cover costs.
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Dad! This is
my project, remember?
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Hey, you're still in charge.
We're just here to help you.
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"We" being
DreamSmith Entertainment,
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the production company I started
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with the money
from your college fund.
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I'll tell you one thing, Suit...
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We've got non-union sound,
so the movie's gonna
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(feedback)
sound like shit!
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Owww!
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Oooh!
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That's lunch!
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Refresh.
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Refresh.
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Refresh.
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(gasps)
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Hayley!
The shoes are here!
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The shoes, the shoes,
the shoes, the shoes!
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But... it said...
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(voice breaking)
H-How?
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(crying)
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You know, there is
a 416 South Cherry Street.
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Maybe it got delivered there
by mistake.
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As a matter of fact, I once
ordered a Garfield welcome mat
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that never showed up, either.
240
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Oh, I do so hope
to someday hear the story
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of the missing welcome mat.
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Hey, I'm trying to help you out.
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Then shut up and drive!
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We shut down
the set of "Captain Ron"
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for six months back in '91.
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Touchstone retaliated
with full fury.
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Friendships were destroyed,
marriages fell apart,
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but, by God, we got three chairs
for every five men working.
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Dino, you'd be standing
right now.
250
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Um, Cheese, we're trying
to film a scene.
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Well, we're trying to eat lunch,
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which we're allowed to do
anywhere on set.
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Read the '85 agreement!
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That's lunch!
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00:10:56,923 --> 00:10:58,089
Come on, Dino.
256
00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:03,695
Hey, man, this is
for a sick kid.
257
00:11:03,697 --> 00:11:05,497
Couldn't you be
a little flexible?
258
00:11:05,499 --> 00:11:07,198
Oh, so you think
you can crap all over us
259
00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:09,367
below-the-line people just
because you're the big star?
260
00:11:09,369 --> 00:11:11,002
How dare you!
261
00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:13,605
I'm gonna eat lunch
in your trailer, in your bed!
262
00:11:13,607 --> 00:11:14,873
Please join me!
263
00:11:14,875 --> 00:11:17,108
I know I sound angry,
but please come!
264
00:11:17,110 --> 00:11:18,710
My God, you're ripped.
265
00:11:18,712 --> 00:11:20,445
Okay, everybody, back to 1.
266
00:11:20,447 --> 00:11:21,846
And...
267
00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:23,682
Are you worried this scene
is playing too heavy?
268
00:11:23,684 --> 00:11:25,450
No, I'm not.
And...
269
00:11:25,452 --> 00:11:27,118
You sure you don't want
to bring in the monkey?
270
00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:28,319
Yes, positive!
271
00:11:28,321 --> 00:11:30,321
And... action!
272
00:11:30,323 --> 00:11:32,357
You fly the plane
or the plane...
273
00:11:32,359 --> 00:11:33,958
Cut!
274
00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:36,061
Let's just bring the monkey in,
see what he does.
275
00:11:36,063 --> 00:11:37,395
Dad! That's enough!
276
00:11:37,397 --> 00:11:39,798
This is my project!
Oh, really?
277
00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:41,499
Because it sure feels like
I'm the one
278
00:11:41,501 --> 00:11:43,134
who's been putting in
all the effort.
279
00:11:43,136 --> 00:11:45,704
I got you the soundstage,
I got you Vin Diesel,
280
00:11:45,706 --> 00:11:47,238
I got you a monkey
281
00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:49,407
who studied under the monkey
from "Dunston Checks In"!
282
00:11:49,409 --> 00:11:51,543
I didn't ask you to!!
283
00:11:51,545 --> 00:11:54,045
But you need me to,
if you want to get that "A."
284
00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:56,548
I'm sorry, son, but you're
no Charles Lindbergh.
285
00:11:56,550 --> 00:11:59,284
You can't fly solo on this.
You're just not capable.
286
00:12:03,490 --> 00:12:06,257
Nope, sorry. I haven't gotten
any packages lately.
287
00:12:06,259 --> 00:12:07,992
Oh, well.
It was a long shot.
288
00:12:07,994 --> 00:12:09,394
Take 'er easy.
289
00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:11,496
Hey, I'll take 'er
any way I can get 'er.
290
00:12:11,498 --> 00:12:14,365
(both laugh)
291
00:12:14,367 --> 00:12:15,600
(chuckles)
292
00:12:15,602 --> 00:12:18,903
That lying son of a bitch
has my shoes.
293
00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:20,605
Klaus, that's ridiculous.
294
00:12:20,607 --> 00:12:22,507
Okay, we have no reason to...
295
00:12:22,509 --> 00:12:24,409
Son of a bitch!
296
00:12:27,714 --> 00:12:29,080
What the...
297
00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:31,783
Oh, you want to get nuts?
Let's get nuts!
298
00:12:31,785 --> 00:12:35,453
I brought so many bullets!
299
00:12:35,455 --> 00:12:38,757
(cheers and applause)
300
00:12:38,759 --> 00:12:42,527
Ladies, gentlemen,
Steve's teacher, welcome.
301
00:12:42,529 --> 00:12:45,363
You're not gonna believe
your eyes when you see
302
00:12:45,365 --> 00:12:49,000
what Steve Smith was capable
of doing all by himself.
303
00:12:50,303 --> 00:12:52,137
Roll it!
304
00:12:57,778 --> 00:12:59,711
(roars)
305
00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:07,786
(screeches)
306
00:13:09,656 --> 00:13:12,624
CHILD (whispering):
DreamSmith.
307
00:13:17,764 --> 00:13:20,165
FATHER LINDBERGH:
Your head's in the clouds, boy.
308
00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:21,833
That's no place for a man.
309
00:13:21,835 --> 00:13:24,402
LINDBERGH:
But what if it was, Pop?
310
00:13:24,404 --> 00:13:26,971
What if it was?
311
00:13:26,973 --> 00:13:32,343
I shall call my invention
"the aeroplane,"
312
00:13:32,345 --> 00:13:35,947
and I owe it all to RC Cola.
313
00:13:35,949 --> 00:13:37,015
[ Tab pops ]
314
00:13:37,017 --> 00:13:38,683
[ Gulping ]
315
00:13:38,685 --> 00:13:41,319
LINDBERGH'S WIFE: Charles!
Our baby's been kidnapped!
316
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:42,987
I'll handle this.
317
00:13:42,989 --> 00:13:44,255
[ Tab pops ]
318
00:13:44,257 --> 00:13:45,924
[ Gulping ]
319
00:13:50,297 --> 00:13:52,163
Hey, Boss, ain't you worried
320
00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:54,432
Lindbergh will
come for his bambino?
321
00:13:54,434 --> 00:13:56,835
He is just one man.
322
00:13:56,837 --> 00:13:59,637
(dramatic music plays)
323
00:13:59,639 --> 00:14:03,942
One pilot
with two fight attendants.
324
00:14:03,944 --> 00:14:05,710
(smooches)
325
00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:08,213
(glass shatters)
326
00:14:11,785 --> 00:14:13,117
Aaaaaaaah!
327
00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:15,220
Guards!
328
00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:17,288
(whistles)
329
00:14:25,665 --> 00:14:26,664
Aaaaaaaa...
330
00:14:26,666 --> 00:14:27,765
Ugh!
331
00:14:29,135 --> 00:14:32,036
You got a bad altitude.
332
00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:34,906
Good work, Gus.
333
00:14:34,908 --> 00:14:37,642
But next time, you fly.
334
00:14:37,644 --> 00:14:40,411
I just want to fly
335
00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:42,146
(applause)
336
00:14:42,148 --> 00:14:45,149
Put your arms
around me, baby...
337
00:14:45,151 --> 00:14:47,318
And now let's meet
the genius behind
338
00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:51,189
this A-plus-caliber project...
Steve Smith.
339
00:14:51,191 --> 00:14:53,491
(audience murmuring)
340
00:14:53,493 --> 00:14:55,260
What?!
341
00:14:55,262 --> 00:14:57,662
(gasps) De plane!
342
00:15:01,268 --> 00:15:03,368
Can't do things on my own,
can I?
343
00:15:03,370 --> 00:15:06,638
Well, look who's flying solo
now, Dad!
344
00:15:07,707 --> 00:15:09,407
At least
Mom's still proud of me.
345
00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:12,043
(thunder crashes)
(whimpers)
346
00:15:12,045 --> 00:15:13,511
(knocking)
347
00:15:13,513 --> 00:15:15,046
Candyman's got me!
348
00:15:15,048 --> 00:15:18,683
You gotta say my name
three times to free me!
349
00:15:18,685 --> 00:15:20,285
(screams)
350
00:15:25,926 --> 00:15:28,927
Now, just because you have
no idea how to fly a plane,
351
00:15:28,929 --> 00:15:30,395
there's no need to panic.
352
00:15:30,397 --> 00:15:32,196
You can make it to Paris.
353
00:15:32,198 --> 00:15:34,032
You'll just have to learn
on the fly.
354
00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:36,034
(giggles)
Good one, Steve.
355
00:15:36,036 --> 00:15:38,703
You've been cleared to laugh.
(laughs)
356
00:15:38,705 --> 00:15:42,240
Well, I should probably figure
out what all these gauges are.
357
00:15:42,242 --> 00:15:43,474
Air speed.
358
00:15:43,476 --> 00:15:46,611
I'd say that one's
self-explanatory.
359
00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:47,679
This one...
360
00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:51,115
Gonna come back to this one.
361
00:15:51,117 --> 00:15:54,385
It's so foggy up here.
I hope I'm flying high enough.
362
00:15:55,755 --> 00:15:56,788
(water splashes)
363
00:15:56,790 --> 00:15:58,957
(dolphins chatter)
364
00:16:01,161 --> 00:16:02,293
Aaaaah!
365
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:05,029
Geez, buddy!
Got enough arms?!
366
00:16:07,801 --> 00:16:09,400
Pull up! Pull up!
367
00:16:14,607 --> 00:16:18,142
Looks like white men can jump.
368
00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:20,378
(wind whistling)
369
00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:23,915
(thud)
370
00:16:23,917 --> 00:16:26,584
(gasps) Looks like
white men can jump.
371
00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:29,253
What? It's a famous
novel, Steve.
372
00:16:29,255 --> 00:16:30,321
Now, give me that flight stick.
373
00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:31,322
Never!
374
00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:32,757
(both grunting)
375
00:16:36,529 --> 00:16:38,663
(glass shattering)
376
00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:39,664
(grunts)
377
00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:41,432
Douglas, Douglas, Douglas.
378
00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:44,268
All I want are my shoes.
379
00:16:44,270 --> 00:16:46,537
I don't have your shoes.
380
00:16:46,539 --> 00:16:50,008
Please, you... you can have
my shoes. Here.
381
00:16:50,010 --> 00:16:52,610
Do I look like the kind of fish
who would wear red shoes
382
00:16:52,612 --> 00:16:54,512
when he someday has
the body of a man?!
383
00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:57,548
House is clean. Only place
I haven't looked is this closet.
384
00:16:57,550 --> 00:16:59,117
Thing's locked tight.
385
00:16:59,119 --> 00:17:01,452
Open the closet, please, Doug.
386
00:17:01,454 --> 00:17:03,021
I-I lost the key.
Listen...
387
00:17:03,023 --> 00:17:05,223
Open the closet! I
didn't take your stuff!
388
00:17:05,225 --> 00:17:08,159
Then why is my Garfield mat
on your doorstep?!
389
00:17:08,161 --> 00:17:11,362
It's Garfield! It's Amazon's
top-selling welcome mat!
390
00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:13,331
Open the closet, Doug! I can't!
I swear to you!
391
00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:15,199
I don't have the key! Please!
Open it, or I swear I'll shoot!
392
00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:17,368
(all screaming)
393
00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:19,570
(teakettle whistles)
(screams)
394
00:17:27,247 --> 00:17:30,815
Oh... my... God!
395
00:17:30,817 --> 00:17:33,217
There are no shoes in there.
396
00:17:33,219 --> 00:17:37,188
We've inconvenienced
an innocent man and his guest.
397
00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:39,090
(muffled begging)
398
00:17:39,092 --> 00:17:42,026
You know, I'm not 100% sure
I ordered that welcome mat.
399
00:17:42,028 --> 00:17:43,594
I might've just put it
on my wish list.
400
00:17:43,596 --> 00:17:45,096
(cellphone bloops)
401
00:17:45,098 --> 00:17:47,231
It's Jeff. He found your shoes
in the bush out front.
402
00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:50,768
The bush! Of course!
403
00:17:50,770 --> 00:17:53,571
(whistling)
404
00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:55,173
(door opens, closes)
405
00:17:58,278 --> 00:17:59,398
(whistling)
406
00:18:03,950 --> 00:18:07,618
STEVE: Let go!
I'm doing this... on my own!
407
00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:10,922
Why... won't you...
just let me help you?!
408
00:18:10,924 --> 00:18:13,024
Because you're not helping me!
409
00:18:13,026 --> 00:18:16,427
When you... won't let me do
anything for myself,
410
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:18,930
you're actually
standing in my way!
411
00:18:19,866 --> 00:18:21,899
I am?
Yes! That's the...
412
00:18:21,901 --> 00:18:24,102
Shh! I'm remembering
something.
413
00:18:24,104 --> 00:18:27,305
A lesson, from a powerful film
I once saw.
414
00:18:28,741 --> 00:18:30,741
(voice breaking)
Don't leave me, Pop!
415
00:18:30,743 --> 00:18:33,611
I can't do this
without you by my side.
416
00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:36,214
Oh, stop your foolishness, now.
417
00:18:36,216 --> 00:18:41,719
Why, if you never let
a baby bird out of the nest,
418
00:18:41,721 --> 00:18:44,388
it can't never take flight.
419
00:18:44,390 --> 00:18:45,756
(groans)
420
00:18:45,758 --> 00:18:49,327
Take flight,
Charles... Lindbergh...
421
00:18:49,329 --> 00:18:50,328
my son.
422
00:18:50,330 --> 00:18:51,629
(flatline)
423
00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:53,464
(sobbing)
424
00:18:59,172 --> 00:19:00,771
Don't you see, Dad?
425
00:19:00,773 --> 00:19:03,908
If you never let me try,
sure, I can't ever fail.
426
00:19:03,910 --> 00:19:07,478
But you can't
ever succeed, either.
427
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:09,180
Oh, I'm sorry, son.
428
00:19:09,182 --> 00:19:11,082
Well, I'm sorry, too.
429
00:19:11,084 --> 00:19:13,451
It was pretty stupid of me
taking off with this plane
430
00:19:13,453 --> 00:19:16,554
and thinking I could make it
across the ocean all by myself.
431
00:19:20,026 --> 00:19:22,160
Oh, my God!
The Eiffel Tower!
432
00:19:22,162 --> 00:19:23,961
I did make it to Paris!
433
00:19:23,963 --> 00:19:26,130
(as Paul Hogan) Wanna bring
us in for a landing, mate?
434
00:19:26,132 --> 00:19:28,032
Heh! Still got it!
435
00:19:28,034 --> 00:19:30,034
But, actually, son,
I realize now
436
00:19:30,036 --> 00:19:33,371
that this is something I have to
let you do on your own.
437
00:19:33,373 --> 00:19:34,772
What?!
438
00:19:34,774 --> 00:19:37,275
No, wait! I don't know
how to land a plane!
439
00:19:37,277 --> 00:19:39,710
White men can jump.
440
00:19:42,115 --> 00:19:43,814
(groans)
441
00:19:43,816 --> 00:19:47,585
I believe in yoooooooou!
442
00:19:50,190 --> 00:19:52,123
Merci!
443
00:19:52,125 --> 00:19:53,558
(thud)
444
00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:55,026
(wind whistles)
445
00:19:59,399 --> 00:20:01,299
All right, son, you can do this.
446
00:20:01,301 --> 00:20:03,534
Just mind those crosswinds.
447
00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:05,570
Good, good.
Easy on the throttle.
448
00:20:05,572 --> 00:20:07,238
Pull back on the yoke.
449
00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:09,507
That's it, now.
Steady.
450
00:20:09,509 --> 00:20:10,509
Steady.
451
00:20:11,578 --> 00:20:12,643
(gasps)
452
00:20:15,381 --> 00:20:17,848
My boy!
What have I done?!
453
00:20:17,850 --> 00:20:20,051
(sobbing)
454
00:20:21,754 --> 00:20:23,054
Ow! My bottom!
455
00:20:23,056 --> 00:20:24,922
Steve! You're alive!
456
00:20:24,924 --> 00:20:27,892
Can you believe I actually
made it all the way to Paris?!
457
00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:30,328
Well... no,
because you didn't.
458
00:20:30,330 --> 00:20:32,597
Looks like you must've gotten
turned around in the clouds,
459
00:20:32,599 --> 00:20:34,565
'cause that's that new
amusement park they opened
460
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:36,848
just outside Langley Falls.
461
00:20:39,672 --> 00:20:41,372
Tell you what, son.
462
00:20:41,374 --> 00:20:44,075
From now on, I'm gonna let you
do things for yourself.
463
00:20:44,077 --> 00:20:47,511
But if you ever do want my help,
all you have to do is ask.
464
00:20:47,513 --> 00:20:49,680
Maybe you can help me
wash my flight suit.
465
00:20:49,682 --> 00:20:52,617
I really did a number on this
thing baling out of that plane.
466
00:20:52,619 --> 00:20:54,085
A number 5.
467
00:20:54,087 --> 00:20:56,187
That's two number 2s
and a number 1.
468
00:20:56,189 --> 00:20:59,690
That sounds like the kind
of help a mother might give.
469
00:21:02,128 --> 00:21:04,195
Have a great night!
470
00:21:04,245 --> 00:21:08,795
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